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[pages riffling]

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[rats squeaking]

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MODOK: Adaptoid!

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Adaptoid!

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Where are you?
I'm so hungy.

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I need brain food.

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Maybe gravy in a pita pocket?

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Adaptoid!

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Ugh! I'll do it myself.

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Ugh!

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[clangs]
Ah!

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[creaking]

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Ohh! I'm all out of fixins
for Gravy Grabbers?

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Hmm.

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Well, maybe‐‐
[sighs]

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[eating noisily]

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[bubbling, hissing]

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Well, that was a mistake.

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I gotta get out
and get more food.

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[horn honking]

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‐ Alleys aren't for sleeping.
you menace.

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‐ Ugh! Wonder Man.

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‐ They're for trash and stray cats.

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Just so everyone knows,
I actually love the homeless,

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but this particular homeless person
is a villain

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and his tent, his evil lair.
[grunts]

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‐ But I'm not bothering nobody.

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‐ You're bothering property values.

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‐ I'm a victim
of the dotcom crash.

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WONDER MAN:
That was 20 years ago!

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Get yourself together, man.

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[doorbell tinkles]

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‐ I'll have one
child's party size lasagna

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topped with sesame chicken‐‐

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Oh, and can you write something like

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"Congrats On Your Cool Life, MODOK,"
in soy sauce.

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But don't make the lasagna
so hot this time.

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I keep burning my fingers.

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‐ Yes, sir, we understand
that you eat with your hands.

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‐ I'll have you know
the last six times I ate here,

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I completely soiled my chair.

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But I count every three diarrheas
as one strike,

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so it's three more chair craps
and you're out, buddy.

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If this continues, I have no choice
but to write in an ADA complaint,

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The American Diarrhea Association,

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of which I have just become a member
because of your lasagn‐‐

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Jodie.
‐ Hey, MODOK.

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‐ Hey, Jodie!

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Did you hear any of that?
‐ Yes, I heard all of it.

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‐ Well, you misheard.
What, what are you doing here?

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‐ Having dinner.
Wow, that's a big box.

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Are you expecting company?

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‐ Why else would I order
a child's party size lasagna?

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I'm having lots of kids over,
a very sophisticated soccer team.

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[Jodie chuckles]

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‐ It's really good
to see you, MODOK.

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♪ wistful music playing ♪

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‐ Whoa, whoa, is this hobo
asking you for change?

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‐ [chuckles]
No, Wonder Man. This is MODOK.

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‐ Ahh. The famous MODOK.

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Yeah, I'm sorry,
I thought you were homeless.

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I'm sure you can understand why.

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I'm Wonder Man,
pending Avenger,

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underwear model,
and lover of your wife.

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[voice echoing]
Lover, lover, lover...

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‐ I'm so sorry, MODOK.
I should have told you.

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[groaning]

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‐ Jodie, get back! Your husband was bitten
by a raccoon and has rabies!

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‐ Wrong! I ate baking soda.

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And if I did have rabies,
it would not be from a raccoon.

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It would be from the many rats
that I live with in my apartment.

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Goodnight!
[slams door]

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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

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♪

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[groans]
♪ news jingle plays ♪

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NEWSREADER ON TV:
This is Marveltainment Tonight

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They're calling them
Hollywood's sexiest couple,

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WonderJo!
[groans]

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Sources close
to the couple are saying

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that the gorgeous Wonder Man
is the literal opposite

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of MODOK in every way.

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‐ Did you know
you're out of gravy?

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‐ Yes! That's how I got in this mess!

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‐ From these photos,
it's pretty clear

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that the raven‐haired beauty
is extra satisfied

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with Wonder Man's famous assets.

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‐ Oh, so she's into ass now?

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Ooh! What's this? Could it be
my weekly Sad Man's Magazine?

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"Jodie and Wonder Man
cordially invite you

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to attend
their paperback release party."

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They're throwing
a party together?

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And inviting me to my house?

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Initiate self‐destruct mode.

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ROBOTIC VOICE:
One minute to self‐destruction‐‐

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‐ MODOK, no!
Don't kill yourself!

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‐ Living is for married men, Gary.

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‐ Maybe this is her way of saying

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she wants to be with someone
who takes care of themselves.

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And maybe one day
that could be you!

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ROBOTIC VOICE:
Thirty seconds to that sweet release.

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‐ So what you're saying is that
Jodie is still madly in love with me?

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‐ Well‐‐
‐ Yes, it's so clear now!

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The invitation,
the touch on the shoulder.

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She's only dating Wonder Man
because he's perfectly symmetrical.

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If I can do the same, I can show Jodie
that MODOK can also be‐‐

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[choking, gasping]
...traditionally handsome!

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Abort self‐destruction.

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Commence Mission Supreme Hotness.

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♪ Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
by Tchaikovsky playing ♪

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Melissa! Melissa! Hey!

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‐ Oh my God!
‐ Melissa!

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I'm, I'm wet! But don't worry.

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It's only 'cause I tried
to drown myself!

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‐ Melissa, is that your wet dad?
[chuckles]

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‐ Initiate self‐destruct.

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[muffled shouting]

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‐ Uh, smothering yourself
won't make me go away. I need help.

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‐ [muffled]
I'm never helping you again.

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‐ Just hear me out.
‐ No way, Dad.

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You never listen to me.

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There is nothing you can say
that would make me help you.

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Absolutely nothing.

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‐ Please, Melissa!
Your mom's ready to move on.

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This is my last shot
at winning her back.

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I need a makeover!

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That's right. A makeover.

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Everything that bothers you,
change it.

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‐ Mall. One hour.

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‐ Looks like my teenage daughter
is gonna help me get laid.

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♪ rock music playing ♪

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‐ Hey, Jon‐Jon.
‐ Ah!

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[both kissing]

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Is it classic lunch Wednesdays?

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Because I'm ready to take a bite
into this peanut butter and Melly!

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‐ I'm MODOK.

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‐ Oh my God, MODOK, are you serving me
crater‐sized pores?

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And who gave you permission to have
such a big, gorgeous face?

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‐ MODOK seeks permission
from no one!

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‐ I love how tedious you are.

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‐ Before we get started, I have
two rules when it comes to fashion:

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turtlenecks show class,
and brown hides stains.

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‐ [shushes]
The canvas doesn't speak.

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‐ Uh‐huh?
‐ Too Carrie Bradshaw.

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Too Terry Bradshaw.

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‐ Your giant blackheads
are giving me life!

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Oh!

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Call the fire department.

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‐ Too Hawaiian Punch
not enough Kool‐Aid Man.

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Too Goth Pilgrim.

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Too fast.

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Too furious.

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Ugh. You're naked.

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‐ So how often
do you wash your hair?

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‐ Well, some of it got wet
when I tried to kill myself.

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‐ I love this Clooney Caesar,
but I think it's time for a change.

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You're about to have
a hair moment.

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‐ [gasps]
The new me! I love it!

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‐ Uh, I haven't done anything yet.

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‐ You're just so nice!

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So how do I look?

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‐ You look... as good
as you possibly could, Dad.

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Now it's time to makeover
your toxic masculinity‐‐

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MODOK: Gotta go!

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[camera shutters clicking]
♪ classical piano music playing ♪

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♪ hip hop music playing ♪

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♪

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The handsomest man has arrived!

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[all gasp]

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It is I, MODOK,
and I brought a date!

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It's a Jiggle‐O!

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She's also a snack!

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Get yourself a woman
who can do both!

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Mmm. Chorizo flavored!

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‐ Oh no!
Look at Dad's face!

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He went rogue and used
a ton of fillers!

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‐ Uhp! I sense a wrinkle!
Release the Filler Bots!

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[crowd gasps]

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They're just collagen spiders!

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They're more afraid of you
than you are of‐‐

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Oh no, wait. No, they're not scared.
[people screaming]

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No one move!

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[screaming continues]

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‐ Oh my God, MODOK?

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Wow, he looks incredible.

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‐ Do you like my chair's butt?
It's made of human fat!

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Get a pic
before it turns rancid!

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[camera shutters clicking]

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BRANDI: Jodie, as your publicist,
I have to say

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that you are literally changing lives

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and breaking chains
with your hardback book.

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It's so inspiring,
I could rip you to pieces.

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‐ [chuckles]
Thanks, Brandi.

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‐ The thing is,
hardback sales are dipping.

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People find it too hard.

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But I have the solution‐‐
a softcover.

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‐ You mean a paperback?

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‐ No. Your softcover
is coming out in a month,

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and this has
to be your moment.

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You are so close to going goop.

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‐ I'm sorry. Excuse me?

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‐ Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop.

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We need your lifestyle brand
to goop hard and goop soon.

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It's not enough to just trend.
You have to stay trending.

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Hold on, I gotta take
a quick sip of the goop.

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I call water goop
because it's everywhere.

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‐ Eww.

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‐ I really need you
to lean in to the Latina thing.

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Talk about how
your abuela smuggled

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the recipe for her pozole
over the border.

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‐ My grandma's from Boulder, Colorado.
She eats canned soup.

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‐ Then how you played stick ball
with your brujas in Queens.

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No, wait.
Dress like a skeleton.

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No, wait, wait. You should cha‐cha
instead of walking.

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‐ The cha‐cha isn't how
Mexicans walk‐‐

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‐ Jodie, I'm getting the sense
that you think this is racist.

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‐ Very much so, yes.

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‐ Well, if you aren't gonna
spice it up for mama,

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then we need a big public‐inciting
incident to make people care.

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You need more!

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More trench coats, more black gloves,
more red, more maps,

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and a lot more big,
bossy wide‐brimmed hats.

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‐ You're describing
Carmen Sandiego.

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‐ Damn right I am!
She's a Latina icon!

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Okay, Jodie, tough talk.

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You don't look good
from your left side. It's common.

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Think of yourself as a UPS truck‐‐
you can only go right.

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Now oink with me, my little piggy,

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because you are going
to be my prized hog!

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[snorting]

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Jodie, you aren't oinking with me.
Is there something wrong, pig?

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‐ I don't like it
when you call me "pig."

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‐ Calling women "bitches"
is derogatory.

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That's why I said "pig," Jodie.

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'Cause they're smart,
they solve puzzles.

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[sighs]

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‐ Look. I love my heritage,

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but I'm not interested in being
someone else's idea of Latina.

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People will just have
to accept me for who I am.

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‐ I hear you loud and clear.

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You want to have a baby
with will.i.am.

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[sighs]

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‐ I'm so far behind Chicken Goop
for the Wealthy Mother's Soul.

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‐ Oh, have you read that?
I recommend it.

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Really amazing.
Changed my life.

245
00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:27,422
‐ Changed my life too.

246
00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:29,716
‐ I wish I could buy it
for every woman I respect.

247
00:09:29,716 --> 00:09:31,718
Which is every woman.

248
00:09:31,718 --> 00:09:34,012
‐ I'm sure the author would like that.

249
00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:37,265
‐ Yeah, I wish I could meet her
and pick her brilliant mind.

250
00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:40,268
Too bad she got hit by that train
and her guts sprayed everywhere.

251
00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:41,185
‐ Excuse me, what?

252
00:09:41,185 --> 00:09:43,146
‐ Sorry, I know you're the author.

253
00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:44,856
I was trying to be playful.
I'm nervous,

254
00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:47,025
and I'm‐I'm bad at flirting.

255
00:09:47,025 --> 00:09:48,193
‐ I knew you were flirting!

256
00:09:48,193 --> 00:09:50,987
‐ Is there any chance I could,
I don't know, get your number?

257
00:09:51,988 --> 00:09:54,240
‐ I'm actually getting out
of something right now.

258
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,201
Don't know
if I'm really ready to, uh‐‐

259
00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:58,953
‐ Look, the last thing
I want to do is pressure you.

260
00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:02,040
But if you ever decide you are ready,
whether that be months from now

261
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,709
or years from now,
let's say no more than two years,

262
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:05,919
look me up.

263
00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:06,753
‐ I'm ready,
here's my number.

264
00:10:08,171 --> 00:10:09,088
[camera shutter clicks]

265
00:10:09,464 --> 00:10:11,257
[cell phone rings]
‐ Ah. Damn. Work thing.

266
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:14,177
Ultron just hacked Uber.
I will call you later.

267
00:10:14,177 --> 00:10:15,970
[whooshing]

268
00:10:16,804 --> 00:10:17,931
[cell phone ringing]

269
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,974
BRANDI: A magical spider
should be writing messages

270
00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:22,268
in a web above you
because you are such a hog.

271
00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:23,061
‐ Wait. Why?

272
00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:25,605
‐ I said go goop
and you dirty little pink‐skinned,

273
00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:27,899
curly‐tailed,
magnificent oinking Jodie.

274
00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:29,609
You're dating Wonder Man?

275
00:10:29,609 --> 00:10:31,027
JODIE:
Who is Wonder Man?

276
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,070
‐ It's in the tabloids.

277
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,197
Aren't you a writer or something?
Don't you read?

278
00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:35,823
‐ The guy I just met‐‐

279
00:10:35,823 --> 00:10:38,701
BRANDI: La la la la la. I don't want
to hear about your filthy sex life.

280
00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:41,120
I want to read about it.
In the press.

281
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,248
This is perfect.
You have to keep seeing him.

282
00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:45,667
It will do wonders, ha,
for your book sales.

283
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,377
Oh, you sloppy barnyard beast,

284
00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:49,629
you are eating right out
of the Wonder Man trough.

285
00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:51,965
‐ I'm not doing this
for the publicity, Brandi.

286
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,259
I'm just going to go
on one date with Wonder Man

287
00:10:54,259 --> 00:10:55,635
because it's what I want.

288
00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:57,804
BRANDI: Okay, whatever you say, bitch,
I mean babe, I mean pig.

289
00:10:57,804 --> 00:10:59,806
Gotta go. Byeee!
[hangs up]

290
00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,976
‐ So you grew up in Colorado?
What was that like?

291
00:11:02,976 --> 00:11:05,562
‐ Well, you know, it could be tough
at times. It's pretty white there.

292
00:11:05,562 --> 00:11:07,313
‐ Oh right, the snow.

293
00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:10,024
‐ So, uh, how did you get into acting?

294
00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:11,568
‐ My grandma.
‐ Oh really?

295
00:11:11,568 --> 00:11:14,028
‐ Yeah, she was the one
who noticed that I just had a thing

296
00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:16,865
for reaching out and touching
the human heart.

297
00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:18,533
Also, she was
a huge powerful movie producer,

298
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,742
and she made them
put me in movies.

299
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:22,579
Can you believe our bodies
are made from stardust?

300
00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:26,207
‐ Uh, does it ever get exhausting
having your life on display for everyone?

301
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:29,210
‐ Well, you might think it's superstitious
or even a little silly,

302
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,505
but I believe that if I don't pose
for the cameras, I will die.

303
00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:34,424
‐ Ay yo!
‐ Oh my God! Oh my God!

304
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:36,634
‐ Wonder Man.
Will you sign my tire iron?

305
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:37,719
‐ Of course.

306
00:11:37,719 --> 00:11:40,054
‐ Ay lady!
‐ I‐I‐I'm right here.

307
00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:42,056
‐ I didn't know nothin' about you
until you started datin'

308
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,391
my buddy Wonder Man.

309
00:11:43,391 --> 00:11:45,059
I read your book in one night.

310
00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:46,728
You see that cab over there.

311
00:11:46,728 --> 00:11:48,563
It used to smell like sewage,

312
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:50,857
and now it smells like a car.

313
00:11:50,857 --> 00:11:51,816
A car!

314
00:11:51,816 --> 00:11:54,527
‐ Aww. The eighth step of Jodifying.

315
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,196
"Make things smell like they are."

316
00:11:56,196 --> 00:11:57,530
‐ Can I have a hug?

317
00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:02,994
Can I borrow
a thousand dollars?

318
00:12:02,994 --> 00:12:03,995
‐ No.

319
00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:06,122
[camera shutters clicking]

320
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:09,500
♪

321
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,920
[crowd cheering]

322
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:13,713
‐ Wrong side!

323
00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,966
♪

324
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,344
[camera shutters clicking]

325
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:22,764
♪

326
00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:34,442
‐ Number two on
the Best Sellers' list!

327
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:35,944
America's ready
to taste your goop.

328
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,446
And we want America
to say it tastes great.

329
00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:39,322
‐ Amazing!

330
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:41,658
‐ Not amazing. You're so happy!
People hate that.

331
00:12:41,658 --> 00:12:42,700
[cell phone chimes]
[gasps] Oh no.

332
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,701
You just dropped to three.

333
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:46,037
‐ What? How quickly
are they updating this list?

334
00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:47,914
‐ You were trending
and now you're trundling,

335
00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:50,375
like the bed under the bed
no one wants to sleep on.

336
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,794
‐ What do I do?
I want to be a pig, not a bed!

337
00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:54,087
‐ You need drama.

338
00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,589
Something scandalous
to push you to number one.

339
00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,007
Do you know anyone who can bring

340
00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:01,010
big irreparable public drama
into your life?

341
00:13:02,095 --> 00:13:05,265
‐ And if I did have rabies,
it would not be from a raccoon.

342
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:08,560
It would be from the many rats
that I live with in my apartment.

343
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,395
Goodnight!
[door slams]

344
00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,566
[chimes]

345
00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:16,526
‐ We're done here.
Let's go.

346
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,403
‐ Great, because this restaurant's insane.

347
00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:20,530
What does "child's party size" mean?

348
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,116
And how much is
a "diaper's worth of chow mein"?

349
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,576
Why did we ever come here?

350
00:13:24,576 --> 00:13:27,912
♪ classical piano music playing ♪
[people chattering]

351
00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:31,291
‐ Mom, I want to stop playing.

352
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,585
My fingers are starting to bleed!

353
00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:37,255
‐ Oh, honey, you can stop playing
when RuPaul gets here.

354
00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:38,590
‐ I shouldn't be turning pages.

355
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,801
I should be up on the piano,
singin' sultry songs

356
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:44,929
and crawlin' around like
the Fabulous Baker Boy I am!

357
00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:46,556
‐ No. I'm hoping RuPaul does that!

358
00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:48,516
Now shush up
and be the perfect children

359
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,184
I described in chapter 18.

360
00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:52,186
‐ He's here.
‐ Who?

361
00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:53,980
I can't see past this damn brim!

362
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,191
[gasps]
MODOK?

363
00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:00,403
Wow, he looks incredible.

364
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,030
‐ Yeah, an incredible train wreck.

365
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,032
And you orchestrated
this whole thing.

366
00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:06,868
Or should I say "porkestrated,"
you pig.

367
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,828
‐ [sing‐songy]
We've hit the truffle trove!

368
00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,538
[both snorting]

369
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,417
Wow, you look great, MODOK.

370
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,211
I love your new bone structure.

371
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:17,337
‐ Why, thank you, Jodie.

372
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:20,048
I picked out my cheekbones
all by myself.

373
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:21,883
[camera shutters snapping]

374
00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,218
‐ Please don't make a scene.

375
00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:26,512
It's not the time or the place
to pick a fight with Wonder Man,

376
00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:29,349
even though you and I
both know you'd win.

377
00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:31,601
And with everyone watching?

378
00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:34,229
I mean, you'd be an instant legend.

379
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:36,147
‐ Wow.
‐ But don't do it.

380
00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:39,609
Don't you dare... do it.

381
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,819
‐ Oh. Well, don't worry.
I've changed.

382
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:45,240
I'm a new man. I literally have pieces
of other men grafted to my body.

383
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,824
‐ Oh, look who I found!

384
00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:49,410
And MODOK, I'm glad
you're here tonight, brother.

385
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,454
‐ As am I.

386
00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:53,206
‐ Being friends
with my girlfriends' husbands

387
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,542
has always been
very important to me.

388
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:58,628
This tattoo means
"blended family" in Wakandan.

389
00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:01,965
‐ Same here.
About the importance.

390
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:04,092
‐ And just so you know,
I told the kids

391
00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:06,135
there is no rush
to call me "daddy."

392
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:07,512
‐ Thanks for that.

393
00:15:07,512 --> 00:15:09,472
Would you like to walk
the red carpet with me?

394
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:10,807
‐ More than anything!

395
00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:15,144
‐ Make room, Bruce and Ashton,
because here comes another guy

396
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:17,605
who's being very cool
about everything!

397
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:18,398
Bring it in.

398
00:15:18,398 --> 00:15:21,526
[whispers] If it weren't for Jodie,
I'd be bathing in a river of your blood.

399
00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:24,404
I'd rip out your throat
and feed it to stray dogs.

400
00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:26,364
‐ [whispers] If it weren't for Jodie,
I'd wreck you, bro.

401
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,658
But the only killing I'm doing
is with kindness.

402
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:31,661
It's official! We're going
four‐wheeling together!

403
00:15:31,661 --> 00:15:35,206
‐ I love that this man
sleeps in my bed!

404
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,500
‐ Jodie, they're just holding
each other sweetly.

405
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,544
You said there would be drama.

406
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:42,881
‐ Wherever MODOK goes,
catastrophe follows.

407
00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:46,551
‐ This sucks. Mom's just using us
to make her look good.

408
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:49,721
‐ Yeah! Which is stupid because her outfit
already makes her look amazing!

409
00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:53,683
‐ Screw this. If this is a party,
then let's go party.

410
00:15:54,142 --> 00:15:56,978
Good thing Dad doesn't keep
a lock on the liquor cabinet.

411
00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:58,605
‐ Yeah, time to be bad.

412
00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,858
But maybe the baddest thing we can do
is do as we're told.

413
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:03,193
Oooh!
‐ Ugh.

414
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:06,529
Damn, no Kahlua.
That's my drink.

415
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,907
‐ What is this?
‐ Oh, no way!

416
00:16:08,907 --> 00:16:11,659
It's Dad's Skinny Boy Laserita Gun.

417
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:15,038
It's a ray that makes you feel drunk
without drinking anything.

418
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:16,456
‐ [gasps]
I shouldn't be holding this.

419
00:16:16,456 --> 00:16:17,999
I thought it was
one of those safe bullet guns.

420
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,294
[slurring]
I feel like a Golden Girl!

421
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:22,212
‐ Shoot me!

422
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:26,299
I don't know if I'm feeling it.
Did I hear someone talking shit?

423
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:29,469
‐ Listen closely, Wonder Man.

424
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:32,513
You're going to ruin Jodie's big night
by punching me so hard

425
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,099
that you'll get blood
all over this red carpet, ruining it.

426
00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:36,935
‐ I would never do that to my queen.

427
00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:40,063
‐ I'm gonna be on my hands and knees
looking for my teeth in the grass

428
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:41,481
while my kids cry!

429
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,983
‐ If anyone's going to get punched,
it's me by you.

430
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:47,237
‐ Nah‐uh. You're going to kick
my dick off in front of my son.

431
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:48,029
‐ I'm cool, brother.

432
00:16:48,029 --> 00:16:51,658
‐ Oh no! I got martini all over you.

433
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:53,409
‐ Ugh. This is so embarrassing.

434
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,161
‐ He's not embarrassed at all.

435
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,746
He's got a gorgeous body!
[camera shutters clicking]

436
00:16:57,247 --> 00:17:00,291
MELISSA: Here comes
the mothertruckin' ruckus!

437
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,751
Yaa‐hoo!

438
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,294
LOU: Ahhh!

439
00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:04,587
Take that, piano!

440
00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:06,714
Rock and roll music is what's cool.

441
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:09,676
Oh no! Billy Joel!
What have I done?

442
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:12,178
‐ I gotta know one thing, MODOK.

443
00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:13,721
Do you wanna be
on the right or the left

444
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:15,723
when we both walk Melissa
down the aisle?

445
00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,934
‐ Jodie's just using you for sex!
‐ What did you say?

446
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:21,354
‐ Jodie is just using you for sex.

447
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:22,564
‐ Take it back, MODOK.

448
00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:25,483
‐ You're just a body
that Jodie is primally attracted to.

449
00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:27,610
‐ Jodie loves me.
‐ It's just lust.

450
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,446
And when she's done receiving
all the bone‐tingling orgasms

451
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:31,447
I could never provide,

452
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:33,783
she'll drop you like a hot bowl of grits.

453
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,451
‐ Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

454
00:17:35,451 --> 00:17:37,245
[crowd gasps]

455
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:41,708
‐ Jodie... just loves...
your huge... penis.

456
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,126
‐ It's barely above average!

457
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:49,132
‐ MODOK!
‐ Jodie, he hit me. I'm hurt.

458
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,178
‐ I saw everything.

459
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:56,472
MODOK, you provoked him!

460
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:58,349
‐ I'm a victim!
‐ Oh please.

461
00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:02,228
The new hair, the new teeth,
the new butt you stapled to your chair.

462
00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:04,439
It's all so superficial.

463
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:06,941
You're always gonna be
the same MODOK.

464
00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:07,901
‐ But, Jodes‐‐

465
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,986
‐ I suggest you leave,

466
00:18:09,986 --> 00:18:11,487
after tagging yourself
in a photo with the book

467
00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,072
and posting on Instagram!

468
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:14,991
[crowd applauding]

469
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:23,124
[squirrel chittering]

470
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,627
[both laugh]

471
00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:26,961
‐ This is amazing.

472
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:31,090
‐ Yeah. I have been wanting
to get squirrels drunk for forever.

473
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:35,720
‐ No. No. I'm talking
about us actually hanging out.

474
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,513
‐ Yeah. You've been alright.

475
00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:40,308
I used to think that Dad sucked
more than anyone,

476
00:18:40,308 --> 00:18:42,518
but then I met Wonder Man.

477
00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:44,479
Geez, Mom really knows
how to pick 'em.

478
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:46,523
‐ Mom kinda sucks now too.

479
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:49,275
‐ I know!
She's such a phony.

480
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:53,530
Man, they are not handling
the divorce well at all.

481
00:18:53,905 --> 00:18:55,657
At least we have each other, Lou.

482
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,743
‐ Yeah, we'll always have each other.

483
00:18:59,744 --> 00:19:01,996
‐ Well, until I go to college.

484
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,832
‐ Yeah, yeah, until then.

485
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,878
‐ Oh. Oh. I'm gonna try to get
these two neighbor dogs to bang.

486
00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:11,089
[dogs barking]
Nice!

487
00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:13,550
I missed
but they started anyway.

488
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:18,680
♪

489
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:29,065
♪

490
00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:34,821
‐ "Chapter One:
Honoring your space."

491
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:38,032
JODIE'S VOICE:
Your home is a reflection of your spirit.

492
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:39,701
[rats squeaking]
[rhythmic slapping]

493
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:44,330
‐ Oh shit.

494
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,083
‐ My book is number one, baby!

495
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,085
Eat my pussy, Chicken Goop!

496
00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,587
‐ I'm so happy for you, babe.

497
00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:53,548
‐ I knew if MODOK saw us
at that takeout place,

498
00:19:53,548 --> 00:19:55,925
he'd show up
and make a scene.

499
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:58,636
Oh, and you!
Oh, bravissimo!

500
00:19:58,636 --> 00:20:01,389
How come you're never
that convincing in movies?

501
00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:04,309
So, what's next for WonderJo?

502
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:06,227
‐ Well, I thought we were going
ax‐throwing after dinner?

503
00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:07,770
‐ No, I mean, like for our brand.

504
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:11,065
This relationship is so hot,
we need to keep it simmering.

505
00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,610
‐ Are you just dating me
for the fame?

506
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,819
‐ Yeah.

507
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,655
Ooh, we should we get caught
in a bribery scandal!

508
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,867
But who would we bribe
and for what‐‐

509
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:24,412
‐ Jodie, I had real feelings for you.

510
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:25,788
‐ Really?

511
00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:28,249
Wait, what do you mean "had"?

512
00:20:28,249 --> 00:20:29,667
If you're breaking up with me right now,

513
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,628
we need to be
in a much more public space.

514
00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:32,670
‐ What happened to you?

515
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,589
You made me beat up
your ex‐husband.

516
00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:36,716
You gave your son
a peanut allergy.

517
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,885
‐ You laughed at that!
‐ I was in love!

518
00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:41,596
‐ You're always talking about how
we should pose for the cameras.

519
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:45,141
‐ That's because I'm shallow,
and how dare you hold that against me!

520
00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:47,644
You know, I always Wondered, trademark,

521
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:49,479
how you could have been married
to a supervillain.

522
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:52,357
But now I get it.
You're just like MODOK.

523
00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:53,316
Maybe worse.

524
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:56,027
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go slam a dumpster lid

525
00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:57,904
on the Tatterdemalion's fingers.

526
00:20:58,571 --> 00:20:59,739
Goodbye, Jodie.

527
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,451
‐ Oh God!

528
00:21:06,538 --> 00:21:09,624
‐ It all went perfectly
according to plan

529
00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:11,125
just like you said.

530
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:14,546
‐ Then it's time to enact...
the second phase.

531
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:17,423
‐ Mmm... yes... the next phase.

532
00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:18,841
I 100% remember it,

533
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:21,678
but if you could just
say it out loud anyway, whatever,

534
00:21:21,678 --> 00:21:24,055
because it's so good.

535
00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:27,058
‐ I believe he's referring to me.

536
00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,227
[cackling]

537
00:21:29,227 --> 00:21:31,521
‐ Why is he laughing?
He didn't say anything funny!

538
00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:33,439
Who is this?
‐ Arcade.

539
00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:36,067
He's a specialist... of death!

540
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,235
[chuckles]
[Arcade continues cackling]

541
00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:41,906
‐ Am I missing something?
That wasn't funny either!

542
00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:43,658
JODIE'S VOICE:
Chapter three.

543
00:21:45,118 --> 00:21:48,663
Jodifying isn't only
about organizing your closets.

544
00:21:48,955 --> 00:21:51,249
It's about spiritual tidiness.

545
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,251
Chapter ten.

546
00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:57,130
We hold onto things
because we're afraid of losing them.

547
00:21:58,131 --> 00:22:02,510
But ultimately we hold on so tight
we lose the most important thing of all:

548
00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:04,554
ourselves.

549
00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:07,223
Letting go... is essential

550
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,851
to living in balance.

551
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:19,485
‐ Jodie, there's something
I wanna say.

552
00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:21,738
You were right.
I really needed to change.

553
00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:25,408
I'm still in love with you
and wanted for it to work between us.

554
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:27,160
But now‐‐
[inhales deeply]

555
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,705
I know that I was trying
for my own sake, not yours.

556
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,083
The right thing to do is to let go.

557
00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:38,755
Jodie, what are you doing?

558
00:22:38,755 --> 00:22:39,839
[both moaning]

559
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:40,924
‐ Come here.

560
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,634
Oh! Oh!

561
00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:44,886
[clattering]

562
00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:47,639
I missed you so much.

563
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:50,516
♪