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[pages riffling]

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♪

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[wind gusting]

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♪

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MODOK:
What's this?

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‐ It's your utopia, MODOK.

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♪

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[Fin Fang Foom laughing]
MODOK: Woo! Ha ha!

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Yeah! Woo‐hoo!

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I did it!
I conquered the wor‐‐

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[alarm blaring]

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[groaning]

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Shut up!
‐ Okay, so we don't need to hit me.

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MODOK: [gasps] I forgot
it's my first weekend with the kids!

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I can't have Jodie seeing
the apartment like this.

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I‐‐ I have four hours
to whip this place into shape!

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‐ You have not made
a lot of progress.

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‐ Why did the killer
who lived here before us

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have to be
the "Bloodstain Killer"?

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The stain is so juicy.

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You should be doing this.

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‐ Mm. I don't do floors.

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[knocking on door]
[gasps]

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MODOK:
Hey, guys!

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‐ Dad, this place is incredible.

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Such dark hallways.

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What an absolute sanctuary
for migraine‐sufferers.

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‐ Uh, is this where we wait
for the shuttle

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that takes us
to your apartment?

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‐ No, this is the apartment.

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‐ It's his funky little boho space,
and I love it!

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‐ Ugh! It smells like soup here.

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‐ Yes, everyone in this building makes
a lot of soup.

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No matter what time of day it is.

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‐ Oh, is this
original wallpaper? How‐‐

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No, it's just
very intricate water damage.

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It's beautiful.

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‐ You're beautiful,
can I move back in?

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‐ You guys, this bed Murphy's?

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Wonderful.
Really opens up the room.

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‐ Yes, thank you, Lou.

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‐ I am loving all
these Murphy elements.

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And you can hear every spring
and gear working, which I appreciate.

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Okay! Am I seeing this right?

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Does the toilet‐‐

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Whoa! Okay.

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The water just comes
right out of the toilet!

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‐ Don't leave me here.
Take me with you.

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‐ Sweetheart, I have to promote my book.

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Besides it's your father's weekend,

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and this is how
it has to work now.

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God, that soup smell
is so strong,

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it's like I'm in a hot chicken fog.

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I have to get out of here.

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[door opens, closes]

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‐ Uh, just before you got here,
I heard them kill that chicken,

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so you know
that soup's gonna be fresh.

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Is Dad the best or what?

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[gunshots]
[man screaming]

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‐ Oh my god!
[siren wailing]

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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

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♪

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[electricity crackling]

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‐ Dinner!

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‐ I thought you said you were making
Mom's Enchiladas Rancheras.

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‐ That's what this is.

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So the itinerary for the weekend
is jam‐packed.

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First off, I've always wanted to know
how water treatment facilities work.

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I assume you're the same,
so I've arranged for us to have a tour

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of a library where we
can read books on the subject.

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After that, soup for lunch
at any of my neighbors,

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then five hours
of dedicated rat‐catching time.

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Heads up: there are a lot of rats,
so these will be hard hours.

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[tablet beeps]

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‐ Mo‐dawg!
‐ Die, corporate scum!

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[rat squeaking]
Dang, it's a hologram!

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Lou, track 'em! Watch where they go,
we'll get them later!

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‐ Whoa, Modes, you're doing
a poverty‐themed escape room!

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Hope you get out,
that place looks like it sucks!

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‐ It's my let‐loose‐in‐the‐city
Pied‐à‐terre.

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It's got great flow!

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‐ Anyway, I'm h‐gramming you to see
why you aren't here at the airport.

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‐ Wha‐‐
‐ Come on, brother!

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The GRUMBL Leadership Conference.

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All the executives from dozens
of GRUMBL‐owned companies

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are meeting this weekend
at Boca Caliente,

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the world‐famous island resort.

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‐ This is the first I'm hearing
of a leadership conference.

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‐ I've sent a lot of emails
to your GRUMBL account.

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It goes to Outlook.

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‐ I don't use Outlook.

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Too cool.

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‐ We can't have a leadership conference
without the great MODOK!

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‐ I have my kids this weekend.

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‐ Bring 'em. Come on, MODOK,
you're the guest of honor.

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Tonight's the welcome reception,
and there's a keynote address

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on leadership.

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I cannot wait to hear
what you're going to say.

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‐ Guest of honor?

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Hmm, maybe that wouldn't be so bad,

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for the kids to see
their dad in his element.

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But things here are going
pretty great too.

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‐ Rat‐Ladies, please!
[Melissa grunting]

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There's plenty
of Lou to go around!

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[airplane whooshing]

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‐ Eh? Pretty nice, right?

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‐ Wow.

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‐ Melissa, can I get a "wow"
or a "whoa" or a chef's kiss?

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‐ [sarcastically]
Wow!

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‐ I am here.
‐ So you are!

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‐ Check me in.
‐ I'd love to!

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‐ He doesn't know
who you are, Dad.

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You have to tell him your name.

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‐ Nonsense!
He knows who I am!

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‐ I am so sorry.

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‐ I'm the guest of honor, Melissa.

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This man doesn't need me
to tell him I'm MODOK.

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MODOK!

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It goes without saying!

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It goes without spelling!

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MODOK! M‐O‐D‐O‐K‐Not‐C!

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‐ Ah, yes! Mister MODOK, sir.

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‐ Ah, yes, I‐I am MODOK.

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You‐you've caught me, yes.

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‐ Okay, I have you
in a partial ocean view room.

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‐ As requested,

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I don't want to be bludgeoned all night
with deafening wave sounds.

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‐ Paddle boarding,
couples cliffside massage,

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a Bulgari store!

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I am doing all of this.

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‐ Oh sorry, I only have ones and fives.

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[Lou laughing]

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LOU: Whoa.

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[sighs]

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Holy smokes, how plush
and enticingly short are these robes?

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‐ Do yourself a favor, Melly,

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crane your neck out that window,
look hard right,

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and take in that ocean view.

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‐ Mm, yeah. I don't want to.

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‐ What is your deal?
Do you not want to be here?

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‐ Yeah, I don't.

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I think I was
pretty clear about that.

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I want to be home.
At Mom's house.

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‐ This is better than Mom's house!

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LOU: I'll say.

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There's like three types
of moisturizer here.

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I'm going to take
these shower caps now

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so the maid
replenishes them tomorrow.

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And that's an LLT,
Little Lou Trick.

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‐ Time to go
to the welcome reception.

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I have had no time to prepare
my speech on leadership,

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except that I've been preparing
for it, oh, about my whole life!

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‐ Dad, I want nothing more
than to support you right now,

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but I need to be here.

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Placing calls on the phone
that hangs above the toilet.

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I'm so sorry.

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‐ Fine! Melissa, let's go.

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‐ I'm staying here.

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LOU: Time to test these sheets
on my young, naked body.

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‐ There's food downstairs, right?

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[indiscernible conversations]

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Whoa, there's actually some
pretty big players at this thing.

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That's Goose Brunton!

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He and seven friends
co‐founded Pufugugu,

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the app where you take
a picture of your food,

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and a filter puts
buzzing flies around it

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to make your food look like
a steaming pile of crap.

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GRUMBL just bought them
for a hundred billion dollars.

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‐ What?
‐ How many billions did AIM go for?

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‐ Oh, waiter!
Uh, more mushroom tartlets?

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I've already eaten, like, 30 of these.

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‐ Yes, I know.

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‐ Dad, who are they?

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‐ The GRUMBL Board of Directors.
Extremely powerful.

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If I'm ever gonna get AIM back,
[eats noisily]

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it's imperative that I impress them‐‐

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[choking, coughing]

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‐ The presentation is about to begin.

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We'll have a small word
from a special celebrity guest

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then the welcome address to kick off
the leadership conference.

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You ready, MODOK?

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‐ Completely.
Melissa, take my plate to our table.

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Ah‐ah‐ah!
And these short rib sliders.

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Oh, this is going to slay.

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This is amazing!

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ANNOUNCER:
To introduce tonight's speaker,

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we have the one and only,
the wickedly talented,

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Mister Tony Stark.
[crowd cheering]

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‐ Die, Scum Man!

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[cheering continues]

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Crap, it's a hologram.

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‐ While I've accepted
GRUMBL's significant appearance fee,

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I do not endorse
your loathsome conglomerate.

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Uh, in fact, I send
my hologram as my proxy

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because I am,
at this very moment, actively working

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to dismantle your whole
disgusting company.

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‐ He's talking about us.
That's so cool.

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‐ And now,
for our welcome address,

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someone we all respect so much
and look up to‐‐

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‐ The Dictionary defines "leader" as‐‐
‐ Me!

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[crowd cheering]
‐ Wait, what did you say?

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‐ I'm giving the leadership address.

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[gasps]
Oh, did you think you were giving it?

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[crowd laughs]
‐ You‐you‐you said there's a speech.

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You said "I can't wait to hear
what you're going to say!"

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‐ About my speech.
I love feedback.

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[cheering, applauding]

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‐ But... I'm the guest of honor.

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‐ I see the confusion.

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You're not here
to teach leadership, MODOK.

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You're here to learn it.

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You're the guest of honor, yes,
which means you're the guest

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we're most honored
to see improved.

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[crowd laughing]

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[laughter continues]

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[chuckles]
‐ Okay, hugely embarrassing,

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but I think I've maintained
some dignity.

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‐ Mr. MODOK! I asked but unfortunately
hotel management said

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there's no wiggle room
on our policy.

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You cannot go in the hot tub

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if you've had diarrhea
in the past 14 days.

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[crowd laughs]
‐ Why are you doing this now?

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‐ I took it as far up the chain
as I could.

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I asked everyone.
I used your name.

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I said "Mr. MODOK's got diarrhea,"
that's what I said!

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‐ I'm gonna blast a hole
to the Earth's core

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and raise up a volcano!

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Oh, we'll see how hard
everyone's laughing

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with their mouths full of lava!

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‐ Dad, that's just what
they want you to do.

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‐ Of course. These sickos.

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They want to be melted into goo.
They get off on it!

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‐ No, I mean they're trying
to make you throw a fit and act out.

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In front of The Board.

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‐ The Board.
I have to impress them.

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They're my only chance
of getting rid of Austin.

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‐ Actually, I keep thinking about it,

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and I think, like, this whole thing
is a setup from Austin.

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Using an email account
he knew you wouldn't check,

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the misleading phrasing
of his last‐minute invitation.

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It's exactly the kind of slick gaslight
I would pull.

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It's like when my friend Roxanne
wore purple, my color, forbidden,

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so I made her think
she was going insane

244
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by hiring a guy
to dress as Grimace

245
00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:29,632
and stand
in her bedroom window at night.

246
00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:31,593
She hates purple now, by the way.

247
00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:32,844
‐ I see.

248
00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:35,013
These wicked games,
you know them better than I do.

249
00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:35,972
You need to help me!

250
00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,725
‐ I already helped you
by telling you not to do a volcano.

251
00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:40,018
‐ More help! Bigger help!

252
00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:42,854
To force these people to like me
and crave my approval!

253
00:09:42,854 --> 00:09:43,938
[sighs]

254
00:09:43,938 --> 00:09:45,940
‐ I'll help you on one condition:

255
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,401
I don't have to spend weekends
at your place anymore.

256
00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:49,569
‐ Sure, sure, sure, anything.

257
00:09:49,569 --> 00:09:51,362
‐ And you have to do
whatever I tell you.

258
00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:52,113
I'm in charge.

259
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,406
‐ Oh yeah, boss.
MELISSA: Okay.

260
00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:55,074
So if we want to undo
what just happened,

261
00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:57,076
we're gonna have to start
by playing nice with people.

262
00:09:57,076 --> 00:09:58,494
‐ You got it, chief. Nice.

263
00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,705
‐ Care to join us
for Horse Golf tomorrow, MODOK?

264
00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:03,124
‐ Not in one million years, suit.
Now creep away.

265
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:06,085
‐ Actually... we'd love to.

266
00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:08,630
‐ You heard her,
we're looking forward to it immensely.

267
00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:11,216
Now walk away,
knowing that your kind invitation

268
00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:12,967
has made you
forever dear to me!

269
00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:16,679
MELISSA:
Alright, Dad.

270
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:19,599
We'll have these execs eating out
of your hand by the end of this,

271
00:10:19,599 --> 00:10:21,851
but you gotta be friendly,
you gotta be fun.

272
00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:25,813
‐ Today, this mental organism
is designed only for kibitzing.

273
00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:28,149
‐ MODOK! You made it.

274
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,109
Who is this?
‐ My caddy!

275
00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:32,820
Who I've... never seen before in my life?

276
00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,031
‐ Mm‐mm, no.
‐ Oh, we're not lying about that.

277
00:10:35,031 --> 00:10:37,116
It‐it's my daughter.
My caddy is my daughter.

278
00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:40,537
‐ Right. Well, let's pick our horses
and get started.

279
00:10:40,537 --> 00:10:41,829
[neighs]

280
00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:44,832
‐ Look at the paws
on that Clydesdale! Dibs!

281
00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:50,296
Don't worry, boy, my legs
are locked in all around you.

282
00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:51,756
I'm not going anywhere.

283
00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:53,174
[neighing]

284
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,801
‐ Uh, before we tee off,

285
00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:58,054
did you have any opening remarks
for us, MODOK?

286
00:10:58,054 --> 00:10:59,556
[laughing]

287
00:10:59,556 --> 00:11:02,934
Oh relax, big guy.
It's a joke.

288
00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:06,646
[neighs]

289
00:11:06,646 --> 00:11:08,523
MAN: Oh, that's a perfect shot.

290
00:11:08,523 --> 00:11:10,608
‐ I don't know how to play
this ridiculous game, Melly.

291
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:13,528
‐ Don't worry about playing well.
That's not what we're doing today.

292
00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:15,613
‐ Oh.
What are we doing today?

293
00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,282
‐ Figuring out their weaknesses,

294
00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:20,785
then using that against them
to make them crave your approval.

295
00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:22,662
Take him:
If you really focus,

296
00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:24,956
he'll tell you
what buttons to push.

297
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,083
Bingo.

298
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:30,420
He's lost weight,
but he's still self‐conscious about it.

299
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,214
‐ So I should call him fat. Genius.

300
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,424
‐ [chuckles]
No.

301
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:36,968
Ask the other two how they stay
in such good shape.

302
00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:39,345
‐ [gasps]
That's so mean.

303
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:42,432
‐ How do you two do it?
You're so trim!

304
00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:44,267
You make guys like us look bad.

305
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,727
[laughing]

306
00:11:47,645 --> 00:11:49,564
MELISSA:
She waxes between her eyebrows.

307
00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:53,985
‐ Hey, I have tweezers
in my chair, by the way.

308
00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:55,695
‐ What, why?

309
00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:58,781
MELISSA: When other people make jokes,
he gets anxious that he's not funny.

310
00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:00,700
‐ Oh, you're salt of the Earth, my friend.

311
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,994
It's nice being around someone
who isn't always on.

312
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,830
[neighs]
[splashes]

313
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,874
‐ His name is Brad,
call him Ben.

314
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:09,250
Point out how hard she's trying.

315
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,252
Take a low‐angle group photo
of everyone

316
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,837
to make them uneasy.

317
00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:15,757
And stop waving that thing
so close to my face!

318
00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:16,716
God.

319
00:12:16,716 --> 00:12:19,677
You've broken them, Dad.
Now they'll flock to you.

320
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:23,014
‐ Oh, they were playing
horseless golf.

321
00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:26,100
I mean, are we cavemen?
Am I in the Savage Land right now?

322
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,228
‐ We gotta hang
at the party tonight!

323
00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:30,271
‐ You have to be there or we'll die!

324
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,940
‐ Just relax. I'll be there.

325
00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:35,068
[indiscernible conversations]

326
00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:41,533
‐ Yeah, I have your two cribs
and the trundle bed you ordered.

327
00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,867
‐ Bellisima.

328
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:45,370
Okay. Now is there anything else
that I can get brought to the room

329
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:46,704
that I might not know about?

330
00:12:46,704 --> 00:12:49,916
‐ We offer complimentary wheelchairs,
I guess.

331
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,834
‐ Oh, Lou wanty.

332
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:55,380
I'll take as many as you can fit
in Bedworld!

333
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,840
Mom's on TV!

334
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,467
HOST: Jodie!

335
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,886
Let's talk about your book.

336
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:02,845
Love it,

337
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:05,598
but as a single father
with two demon baby hands,

338
00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:07,934
I have to say,
I had a hard time holding it.

339
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:10,353
Any tips out there
for other people like me?

340
00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,939
‐ Well, you'll just have
to buy the audiobook.

341
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,524
[laughing]
[demon babies crying]

342
00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,109
Oh my god.
[audience boos]

343
00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:19,195
‐ Shut up! It's fine!
It's a demon!

344
00:13:19,988 --> 00:13:23,366
‐ You look lovely, my caddy.
‐ Shut up.

345
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:24,909
‐ Shall we?
[Melissa giggles]

346
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:27,328
MAN: Hey, MODOK!

347
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:30,707
‐ Hey, look at me, MODOK!
‐ Ooh, ooh, MODOK!

348
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:31,666
‐ I did it.

349
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,877
I played the social game,
and now I won.

350
00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:36,504
Surely they'll demand I perform
my speech from yesterday.

351
00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,798
That'll impress
my soon‐to‐be BFFs,

352
00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:40,133
The Board!

353
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,301
What?

354
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,136
This is an outrage.

355
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,389
‐ What are you doing?

356
00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:48,892
You can't just try to blast
all your problems away.

357
00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:51,019
You're playing
the long game now.

358
00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:51,936
‐ I don't want to!

359
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,354
‐ You said you'd listen to me!

360
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,523
We'll get your stupid company back, okay!

361
00:13:55,523 --> 00:13:57,525
[gasps]
Whoa, it's the shrimp toast man!

362
00:13:57,525 --> 00:13:59,027
‐ Hey everybody! What up?
[crowd cheers]

363
00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:01,779
Hey! I love this!

364
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,199
‐ Well, I hate the long game.

365
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,951
I need a fast and splashy plan
to make everyone love me.

366
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:07,869
Brain time!

367
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,704
GRUMBL doubts my ability to lead.

368
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,831
And I know from a second visit
to the dictionary

369
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,833
that leaders are often found
in times of crisis.

370
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,418
Ergo, if a crisis happened here,

371
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,670
I could rescue everyone
and assert myself

372
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,130
as a leader in record time.

373
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,507
And since I remembered to pack
my portable portal device,

374
00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:24,219
it should be child's play to summon
a nasty alien to the party.

375
00:14:24,219 --> 00:14:26,512
Another successful Brain Time complete.

376
00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:36,022
Lots of dangerous alien worlds,
but which one is right for me?

377
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,982
Too slimy. Too sexy.

378
00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:39,817
Having a big head is my thing.

379
00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:41,778
Ahh, the Brood.

380
00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:43,363
Crazy scary, scary crazy,

381
00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:45,490
and susceptible
to my mind blasts.

382
00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:47,992
This will do nicely.

383
00:14:47,992 --> 00:14:50,912
[creature roaring]

384
00:14:50,912 --> 00:14:52,914
♪ funky club music playing ♪

385
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,209
‐ Where were you?
‐ Where was I?

386
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,420
I was‐‐ Wait, what's happening?

387
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,422
[record scratches]

388
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,882
[all gasp]

389
00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:05,343
It's some kind of portal!

390
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:07,971
‐ Did you do something?
Are you trying an unapproved plan?

391
00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:09,138
‐ Melly, no!

392
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:12,433
Some maniac's opened a portal
to the Brood world!

393
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,852
Austin, mindblast them
with your jewel!

394
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:17,564
What? You can't?
You don't have one?

395
00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:19,691
Don't worry, I'll save us!

396
00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:22,527
[all gasp, woman screams]

397
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:29,367
‐ Hey, party people!
You like to get down?

398
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,536
'Cause we sure do!
♪ dance music playing ♪

399
00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:32,996
‐ What the [bleep].

400
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,707
That's not the Brood.

401
00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:39,878
I connected to the Brood world,
why did I get... Ciegrimites?

402
00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:43,089
"Snail‐like anthropoids.
Master distillers. Hedonists."

403
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,799
‐ What... what are you?

404
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:46,759
‐ We're the Ciegrimites, baby!

405
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:48,303
‐ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
look at me dance!

406
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:50,889
‐ Tonight is what it means
to be alive!

407
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:52,599
‐ Are you... dangerous?

408
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:53,933
‐ Not at all.

409
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,561
And I can prove it.

410
00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:58,688
CIEGRIMITE:
The proof is in the pudding, y'all!

411
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:01,941
‐ Yes!

412
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:04,444
♪

413
00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:07,071
Yes! Yes! Yes!

414
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,158
‐ We have to party
with these things right now!

415
00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:11,910
‐ Woo‐hoo!
[all cheering]

416
00:16:13,328 --> 00:16:14,996
[moaning]

417
00:16:14,996 --> 00:16:16,831
‐ These creatures are amazing!

418
00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:20,501
‐ Great news, everyone,
you can have sex with them!

419
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,377
[Ciegrimite grunts affirmatively]

420
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:23,254
CIEGRIMITE:
Oh yeah!

421
00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:28,009
‐ What a brilliant stroke
of fun‐making leadership.

422
00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:29,469
Austin, did you do this?

423
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:31,137
‐ It was me!
I brought them here!

424
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:34,182
I am the one responsible
for this party of the century!

425
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:37,101
[cheering]

426
00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:40,188
‐ Thanks for ignoring my advice
and lying to me about it.

427
00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:41,481
‐ It was time to be bold, Melly!

428
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:44,776
You'll understand when you're older,
the long game is for suckers!

429
00:16:47,278 --> 00:16:50,198
[sighs]
I have a party to lead.

430
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:52,659
How we doing?
Having fun I hope?

431
00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:54,577
Hey, MODOK just wants you
to have a good time,

432
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:55,954
that's my name,
this is my party,

433
00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,038
I brought the aliens.

434
00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:58,289
Should I order pizzas?

435
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,458
Hey, DJ! Play One Headlight

436
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,710
'cause Austin's being
a real wallflower!

437
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,504
But don't actually!
It'll kill the party!

438
00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:05,463
‐ Over here!

439
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:08,174
‐ Beach ball, yeah!
‐ I want to slap that thing!

440
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,050
CIEGRIMITE: Whee!

441
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,510
CROWD: Aww!
‐ I'll get it!

442
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:12,387
The party continues!
CIEGRIMITE: Oh yeah!

443
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:15,890
[groans]

444
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,100
‐ The Brood world.

445
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,811
So I did connect
to the right planet.

446
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,064
Uh, little help.
‐ Listen closely,

447
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,692
the Ciegrimites‐‐
‐ Are great?

448
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:30,613
‐ They never tire,
they never stop partying.

449
00:17:30,613 --> 00:17:32,615
‐ Oh, the best. So fun.

450
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:37,036
‐ Until every living thing is dead.

451
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,455
[groaning]

452
00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:40,999
‐ I can't believe she didn't pop it.

453
00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,961
These guys killed the Brood?

454
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,754
They just don't seem dangerous.

455
00:17:46,754 --> 00:17:48,548
‐ I... I gotta catch my breath.
‐ Limbo! Limbo!

456
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:51,259
Lower!
‐ Well, okay, let's go for it!

457
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:52,468
[bones crack, screams]

458
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:54,429
‐ You call that low?
‐ Come on!

459
00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:57,307
♪

460
00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:03,146
‐ Well, looks like I got
this beach ball for nothing.

461
00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:05,607
Also, oh shit!

462
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,112
CIEGRIMITE: I want this night
to go on forever!

463
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:12,822
‐ Oh, my favorite song!

464
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:14,490
‐ I love this jam!

465
00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,910
[laughing]

466
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:17,827
‐ Uh‐oh.

467
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:20,830
This party went from total blowout
to total diaper blowout!

468
00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:24,125
Hey, why don't you go up
to your room, bud?

469
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:24,834
Call it a night?

470
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,502
‐ [crying]
I'm gonna dance forever.

471
00:18:26,502 --> 00:18:27,921
‐ Oh yeah!

472
00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:30,131
P‐p‐p‐p‐party foul!

473
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:33,509
‐ Oh, and of course
The Board sees all!

474
00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:37,138
Although maybe they like this party
where everyone's dying?

475
00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:39,724
Dang! Okay, it's blasting time.

476
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,768
Hey, Ciegrimites!

477
00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:44,187
You love the nightlife!
You've got to boogie!

478
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,189
On the disco... of death!

479
00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:50,818
‐ Ohhh! That felt amazing!
I'm tingling!

480
00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:52,987
‐ Ciegrimites can't be blasted?

481
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,865
‐ Give me another blast,
I'm so close!

482
00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,700
‐ Absolutely not!

483
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,577
‐ This facial is everything.

484
00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:02,664
And that pan flute music... is live.

485
00:19:02,664 --> 00:19:03,790
[cell phone ringing]

486
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,250
MODOK [on phone]:
Hey, girl.

487
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,417
You're my girl.

488
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,336
Uh, but also randomly...
‐ MODOK!

489
00:19:08,336 --> 00:19:09,796
‐ The Ciegrimites are partying
everyone to death.

490
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,214
The Board is watching,
it's a bad scene,

491
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,757
and I don't know what to do.
Help?

492
00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:14,342
‐ Oh totally. No problem.

493
00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:17,971
Since you love taking my advice,
listen really closely, okay, Dad?

494
00:19:17,971 --> 00:19:20,974
I'll tell you exactly what to do.

495
00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:23,309
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

496
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:25,645
‐ Ahh!
That language!

497
00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:27,272
That's not the sweet Melissa I know.

498
00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:30,483
‐ Ohh! It's 100 percent pure MELISSA:

499
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:33,486
Mental Entity Living to Induce
Seriously Sinister Anarchy.

500
00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:35,405
‐ That's not what
your name stands for!

501
00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:37,699
You were named after Melissa Etheridge
and you know it!

502
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,534
[line disconnects]
She hung up on me!

503
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,452
‐ Oh yeah!

504
00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:42,787
‐ You're not even listening to me.

505
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:44,205
[gagging, retching]

506
00:19:44,956 --> 00:19:47,917
Well, if Melissa won't help me,
I'll just use my powerful brain

507
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,086
to create a perfect simulacrum

508
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:51,754
of her entire consciousness.

509
00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:54,257
[falsetto voice]
Oh, MODOK. I mean, oh, Dad!

510
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:57,510
You're so great, and I'm sorry
I was so unreasonable.

511
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:58,928
[normal voice]
That's all I've ever wanted to hear.

512
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:01,097
[falsetto voice]
Remember my trick from Horse Golf?

513
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:03,391
[normal voice]
I do! I do remember that trick!

514
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:04,809
Okay, here we go.

515
00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:07,979
Oh nice,
the background's dropping out.

516
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:09,981
Things are nice and slow.

517
00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:13,026
Mind, what is the meaning
of these increasingly deep butt drops?

518
00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:14,694
Present findings in text form.

519
00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:17,655
Interesting.
Let's scan another.

520
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,867
Oh, and this time, let's have
the text appear one letter at a time

521
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,035
like it's being typed.

522
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,245
Love that effect.
Easier to read.

523
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:26,664
They have the same weakness.

524
00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:29,167
They all do.
They need to be the wildest.

525
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,168
They're insecure.

526
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:33,254
Which makes them... competitive.

527
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:37,133
That guy right there
is the life of the party.

528
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,676
‐ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

529
00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:40,887
‐ This isn't the kind of music
you usually dance to, is it?

530
00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:43,139
‐ Wha‐‐
‐ It's cool you have a shell.

531
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:46,059
It's great to be safe.
You know, to play it safe.

532
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,143
‐ No!

533
00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,312
‐ We're the Ciegrimites, baby!
‐ Me too!

534
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:52,690
‐ Oh yeah? Well, none is freakier
than I, Bizrumel!

535
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,275
‐ Look only at my body!

536
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:57,362
‐ It's working! And I think
Bizrumel must be that one's name.

537
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:01,407
‐ Drink! Drink! Drink!

538
00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:07,455
‐ And now, the solution that
everyone keeps telling me doesn't work,

539
00:21:07,455 --> 00:21:09,791
the one and only, my mind blast!

540
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,086
[Ciegrimites yelping]

541
00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,715
Now that's what I call leadership.

542
00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:20,385
[sobbing]

543
00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:23,846
Come on, everybody,
big smiles for The Board.

544
00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,474
MAN: Oh my god!

545
00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:29,269
[bell dings]

546
00:21:29,561 --> 00:21:31,855
‐ Oh, Mister MODOK‐‐
‐ Ugh, this guy.

547
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,898
‐ I must loudly apologize.

548
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:36,651
The hotel was unable
to relax our policy

549
00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,904
on viewing pornography
in the business center.

550
00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,781
‐ Dear God, stop yelling!

551
00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:46,035
‐ I'm so sorry you weren't able to visit
the following wonderful sites:

552
00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,078
"Desperate Elderly‐‐"

553
00:21:47,078 --> 00:21:48,705
‐ Stop! Get me the bill!

554
00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:53,459
Thanks again, Melly.
Your technique worked great.

555
00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:55,086
‐ [sarcastically]:
Oh, congratulations.

556
00:21:55,086 --> 00:21:57,380
You killed a bunch
of horny alien slugs.

557
00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,133
‐ I did do that.
Your tone is confusing to me.

558
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,259
‐ Of course it is.

559
00:22:05,972 --> 00:22:07,056
‐ Oh!

560
00:22:09,976 --> 00:22:11,144
Oh.

561
00:22:11,144 --> 00:22:12,103
‐ What?

562
00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:13,938
‐ It‐‐ [sighs]

563
00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:16,024
Nothing. Let's go home.

564
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,654
‐ Oh, amazing trip.

565
00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:23,406
Next time, let's go to Paris.

566
00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:26,492
I can really see myself
never leaving the hotel room there.

567
00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:28,077
Okay. See you in two weeks, Dad!

568
00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:30,205
‐ I know we had a deal.

569
00:22:30,205 --> 00:22:32,123
You don't have to come back
to my apartment if you don't want,

570
00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:35,084
but I won't hold you to it
if you'd rather back out and still come.

571
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,879
I know I had a lot
of fun at Horse Golf.

572
00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:39,464
‐ Yeah.

573
00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:42,926
A deal's a deal though.
I don't have to come, right?

574
00:22:43,843 --> 00:22:46,179
‐ Yeah.
A deal's a deal.

575
00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:49,098
♪

576
00:22:52,477 --> 00:22:54,270
So I guess...

577
00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:55,730
[door closes]
it's the long game then.

578
00:22:56,898 --> 00:22:59,734
[humming]

579
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,909
‐ We obtained another
of MODOK's devices.

580
00:23:07,909 --> 00:23:09,369
A planetary portal.

581
00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:10,912
He suspects nothing.

582
00:23:10,912 --> 00:23:13,248
THE BOARD:
Excellent.

583
00:23:13,248 --> 00:23:16,251
The end of his usefulness

584
00:23:16,251 --> 00:23:18,795
draws near.

585
00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:23,007
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

586
00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:25,885
♪

587
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,478
♪ choir vocalizing ♪

588
00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:38,356
♪