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[pages riffling]

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♪

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LOU: This is me!
MELISSA: Oh, this is mine!

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‐ Mine. I want that.
MELISSA: Mine. Mine. Mine‐‐

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‐ No, that's mine.
MELISSA: Mine‐‐

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LOU: Oh, I call Roomba.
MELISSA: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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‐ Mine. Mine.
‐ I call Dad's flat screen!

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I call‐‐

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‐ You're both good kids,

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and that's why I'd be happy

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to go with either of you.

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LOU: Ooh! Six‐foot extension cord!
‐ Hey, that goes with my TV!

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‐ Oh, you rotten kids!

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‐ I saw it first!

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‐ Dad wanted me to have it.

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It was one of the last things
he ever said to me.

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"Melissa, I think of you
as an extension of me.

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"I want you to have
the six‐foot extension cord

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that clearly goes with the TV."

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‐ I can hear him saying that.

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‐ I'm just moving out. I'm not dead!

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‐ To Mom, you are.

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‐ Oh my god, I'm the product
of a broken home.

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First this, then I act up
in school, drop out.

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All of a sudden, I'm giving happy endings
behind an Arby's

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just so I can pay for a taste
of that sweet street sleet.

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‐ Jesus, Lou. "Happy endings"?

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Does that mean you're giving
full massages behind the Arby's?

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‐ Yeah. It's bad.

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‐ Kids, listen, the thing you need to know
about me and your Mom is

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[whispers]
she's lost!

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She's lost her mind, she's lost her way.

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You have to stop her!
JODIE: MODOK,

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what are you telling the kids?

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‐ I'm comforting them!

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[whispers] And if you tell her
I said any of this,

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this'll be one of the many divorces
where it is the kids' fault.

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‐ MODOK, it's the movers.
They can be here tomorrow.

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Will you be home before six?

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‐ Hmm, tomorrow.
Let me pull up the ol' calendar.

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Ooh, I'm swamped.
What's next week look like?

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Uhp! Swamped. Swamp, swamp, swamp.

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Okay, let's look at Septem‐‐
Nope, Swamptember.

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And then actually in Swamptober,
I've got that big trip with the boys

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to the swamp of course.

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Uh, just tell the movers
we'll schedule something in the new year.

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‐ MODOK, you're stalling.

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‐ I'm not stalling!
Oh my god, what's that?

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Nice, just bought myself
three more seconds in the house.

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‐ This is starting
to really make me sad.

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‐ Oh, sweetie, it's okay.

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We'll still do things as a family.

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The signing of divorce papers,
the ugly custody battle.

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You're gonna be involved
with all of it.

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‐ No. Dad's CD collection.

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Who the hell still has CDs?

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‐ What's a Hoobastank?

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‐ The Beatles of the late '90s.

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‐ Who are the Beatles?

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‐ Hoobastank of the early '60s.

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‐ Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho. Okay. Alright.

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‐ Aw, Third Eye Blind.
I can't believe you still have this.

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We were all set to see them
at Kirby University,

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but we missed it for some reason.

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Would have been fun.

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‐ You know what? Keep the CD.

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Unfortunately, I can't part with it,

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so I'm going to have
to stick around as well.

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We need to stay together for the CD.

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‐ I need you to pick
a date for the movers.

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‐ Alright, kids, I'm so sorry
I called you rotten.

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Here's the deal: I'm scared.

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There are a lot of changes going on,

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and I do not want to end up
at your Dad's studio apartment.

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‐ Why is the toaster talking to us?

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‐ You little brats! You want a toaster?

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Next time you two are taking a bath,

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I'm gonna jump in
and fry you all to hell.

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‐ Uh, we're not little kids anymore.

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We don't take baths together.

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‐ That makes me so sad!

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Where is the time going?

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This family is falling apart!
I'm so scared!

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♪ theme music playing ♪

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♪

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GARY:
Umm, mocha frappe for the gentleman.

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‐ Silence! I'm busy hacking
SHIELD's servers.

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I have no time to leisurely consume
iced beverages.

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I didn't say I didn't want it.
Hold it to my mouth while I work.

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[slurping]

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Well? Don't you want to know
why I'm hacking into SHIELD?

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‐ Yes, of course. Sorry.
I haven't been sleeping well.

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My phantom limb pain has been‐‐

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‐ I'm hacking into SHIELD to take back
the time machine I invented

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and they stole.

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Don't you want to know
why I need the time machine?

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‐ I'm sorry. It's hard to concentrate.

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I've been on a lot of anti‐depressants
since I lost my favorite arm‐‐

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‐ Oh my god, Gary.

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Keep your personal life
out of the office.

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I'm gonna use the time machine
to fix my marriage,

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by taking my wife
to a Third Eye Blind concert

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from 17 years ago.

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Then she'll remember how things
used to be between us.

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A time before I felt comfortable enough
to fart in our marital bed.

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And at her father's deathbed.

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And at his wake.

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And during the entirety
of her tearful eulogy.

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[chiming]

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No! What's happening?

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‐ M‐m‐m‐m‐Modawg!

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Great to see you enjoying
our new Peaceful Pause policy.

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All computers shut down
the last minute of every hour.

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A gift to all our employees.

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‐ You dare attack MODOK's productivity?

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‐ Take a break. Stretch your legs.

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Take some time to nurture
your physical self.

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‐ I'm in peak physical condition!

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‐ Peak condition?
More like peak of Shit Mountain.

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[cackles]

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‐ Shit Mountain's not real!
She made it up! You gotta believe me!

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‐ Ah, the Compact Disc.

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Sometimes, because I'm your superior,

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I forget how much older you are than me.

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[beeping]

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‐ Austin, answer the following questions:

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What was the address
of your childhood home?

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Was your bedroom on the first floor?

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Did the window have
an easily pickable lock?

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Were you deathly allergic
to anything as a kid?

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‐ Look at you, taking an interest.

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401 East 97th Street.
Yes. Yes. And strawberries.

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I'm deathly allergic to strawberries.

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[computer chimes]

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You see? Bros for life
in one Peaceful Pause.

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How 'bout I pop by with
some Topo Chicos in 59 minutes

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and we do a deep dive
on Mo‐daddy‐doh‐dawg?

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‐ Aha! I've located the SHIELD facility
containing my time machine.

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To obtain it, I'll have
to use my incredible mastery

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of espionage.

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Ayyy, I'm water delivery man
Dave Deepdishski.

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From Chicago.
Chitown, my town, is where I hail from.

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When I'm not chowin' down
on authentic hot beef sandwiches,

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I'm takin' architectural boat tours

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and visiting da Sears Tower.

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GARY: And I'm Kyle I'yam.
From Columbus, Ohio, I hail.

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‐ First of all, it's the Willis Tower now.

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‐ And secondly, we don't have
water coolers.

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Also, how did you get up here?

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‐ Plan B: Human Projectile.
GARY: What's human proj‐‐

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[MODOK grunts]
[guard yells]

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[sighs]
Cerebro, Ultimate Nullifier,

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Dr. Strange's prescription pad. Oh, rip!

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Here it is! My time machine!

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Hand me that glowing purple crystal.
GARY: What is it?

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‐ The Celestial Chrono‐Crystal,

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the cosmic artifact that powers
my time machine.

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By the way, I hope kids
were not in the picture

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because the crystal you're holding
is highly radioactive.

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Definitely sterile now.

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Your balls are completely useless.
Purely for show.

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GARY: Ha. What?
‐ Ugh, enough about you

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and the imaginary family
you'll never have.

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Time to go save mine!

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‐ Well, I guess that's... it.

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‐ Actually, I was thinking‐‐

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‐ Please, just don't make this
difficult, MODOK.

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‐ Wait, hear me out. I thought
we could take a trip together.

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Somewhere you always wanted to go.

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‐ The flagship Bubba Gump Shrimp
in Fort Lauderdale!

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‐ No.
‐ Bubba Gump Daytona Beach!

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‐ No!
‐ Bubba Gump Charleston?

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‐ No! Why are all the places
you want to go Bubba Gumps?

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‐ I go nuts for their rice.
It's the best rice.

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‐ I want to take you somewhere
no one else can.

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That Third Eye Blind concert
we missed 17 years ago,

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with this time machine I invented.

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‐ Yeah, no.

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Leaping through space
and time is super complicated,

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and I have a book signing
at Barnes & Noble

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and I want to get there
before they go out of business.

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‐ It won't take any time at all.
Literally. It's a time machine.

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If you'd said yes, we'd be back already.

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‐ This feels like another stall.

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‐ Think of it as just a civil goodbye
before we part ways.

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One last memory before our fresh start.

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‐ Huh.

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That is surprisingly mature of you.

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I mean, yeah, I guess
we could try a night out.

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As friends.

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‐ Great! Let me just punch in
the coordinates,

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which I totally know how to do, and‐‐

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[car alarm blaring]

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The lease was almost up anyway.

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And‐‐

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Boom! Science!

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After you, my lady.

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‐ Why, thank you.

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‐ Hey, give me a quick thumbs up

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if the hole through space/time
doesn't tear you apart atom by at‐‐

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Oh!

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What up, 17 years
in the past party people!

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‐ Where's the concert?

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‐ Maybe we're early?

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‐ Yeah.
Four years early.

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‐ Oh no,

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we overshot Third Eye Blind
and we're in the year of Chumbawamba.

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Stupid thing,
probably didn't account

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for leap years
and daylight savings time

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and the gold bangles
you shouldn't have worn into the portal

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because everyone knows
you can't wear metal into a portal.

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‐ Are you seriously blaming me?

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Your hoverchair is
nine different kinds of metal!

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‐ Oh, look who's suddenly
a metallurgist!

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I didn't know you were keeping track
of all the alloys in my chair.

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‐ BOY: Ahh!
[electricity zapping]

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Ahh!

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Ahh! I won't touch your stuff!

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‐ You dare eat MODOK's ramen?

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You obviously have a death wish.

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I mean, seriously, you never wear
flip‐flops in the showers,

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it's like you want meningitis, Tyler.

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[screaming]

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You are but one of the many
I will crush along my path

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to self‐assured greatness,
for the future is MODOK!

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FUTURE MODOK: Of course I know
how to work the time machine!

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I invented the time machine!

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‐ Ugh, this is‐‐
‐ That's me!

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That's my future self!
I knew I'd crack the laws of time.

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You never believed me, Tyler!

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And you never once complimented
my hilarious poster.

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I can't even look at it right now.

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[laughing]

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Oh, I've gotta go meet myself
and hear how I conquered the world!

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[screaming]

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‐ We're stuck here, aren't we?

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‐ I need quiet, Jodie.

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My masterful computer brain
is processing incredibly complicated‐‐

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Oh! I put a paperclip in the little hole

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in my time travel watchy‐thing,
and something's happening!

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‐ Are you sure we should keep
screwing with time travel?

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00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,837
‐ I know how time travel works.

243
00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:28,882
Now quick, through the doory‐door thing
before the wavy stuff closes!

244
00:09:29,382 --> 00:09:31,885
‐ Wait, Future Me!
I have so many questions!

245
00:09:31,885 --> 00:09:33,970
Oh crap! My favorite Teva!

246
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:39,392
♪ rock music playing ♪

247
00:09:39,392 --> 00:09:41,060
‐ Holy shit, it worked!

248
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:41,936
I mean‐‐
[clears throat]

249
00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,354
[deeper voice]
Holy shit, it worked.

250
00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:45,523
JODIE: Wow.

251
00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:46,983
They sound so good live!

252
00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,860
‐ Oh, I just hope they play
my favorite song.

253
00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:49,986
You know the one that's like,

254
00:09:49,986 --> 00:09:53,865
[mumbling]
yeah, girl.

255
00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:55,283
‐ You know, I can't remember

256
00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:57,035
why we missed the concert
in the first place

257
00:09:57,035 --> 00:09:59,579
but, oh, I'm so glad
we finally made it.

258
00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:02,373
[laughing]

259
00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:04,125
♪ Third Eye Blind's
Never Let You Go playing ♪

260
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,919
♪ For letting you go ♪

261
00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:10,423
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪

262
00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:13,426
♪ And it's starting to show ♪

263
00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,886
Come on, dance!

264
00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:16,346
‐ Me? Dance? I‐‐

265
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:18,681
‐ Oh, get out of that big head of yours

266
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:20,266
and enjoy this with me!

267
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,686
‐ What are you‐‐
[both laughing]

268
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,189
‐ Aw, look at you all‐‐

269
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:32,111
♪ I'll never let you turn around ♪

270
00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:34,197
♪ Your back on each other ♪

271
00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:36,032
♪ That's a good idea ♪

272
00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:37,867
Hey, let's get closer to the stage.

273
00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,036
♪ Turn around ♪

274
00:10:40,036 --> 00:10:41,871
Excuse me. 'Scuse me. Can I just‐‐

275
00:10:41,871 --> 00:10:43,122
MODOK:
Allow me.

276
00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:44,082
[people scream]

277
00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:45,708
‐ What a gentleman.

278
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,210
I wanna do something reckless!

279
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:50,505
Okay, una, dos, tres!

280
00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:52,423
‐ You! Catch my girl or die!

281
00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:55,051
And you! Bend your goddamn knees
and protect the back!

282
00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,844
And you! Your face is round!

283
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,263
You're supposed to wear square glasses!

284
00:10:58,263 --> 00:10:59,097
JODIE: Woo!

285
00:10:59,097 --> 00:11:00,557
[laughing]
[crowd cheering]

286
00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:02,016
I... I‐‐

287
00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,018
MAN: [in British accent]
Don't forget about Child Slaughter.

288
00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:06,896
That's right, Child Slaughter, the band.

289
00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:09,023
With their new album,
Death by Strawberry.

290
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,442
Act now because next stop is Austin.

291
00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:13,611
[Jodie laughing]
‐ Woo! Oh, watch your hands, buddy.

292
00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:14,946
[laughter continues]

293
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,284
‐ Ugh, I don't want to leave now.

294
00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:20,910
‐ Featuring the new single

295
00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:23,663
You'll Be Back in A Minute,
She Won't Even Know.

296
00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:27,166
‐ Well, can't fight the universe.

297
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:29,627
‐ Woo‐hoo!

298
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,257
‐ He's up to something.
Follow him, girl!

299
00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:36,467
‐ Is that a song
by Child Slaughter?

300
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:39,387
‐ No! It's an opinion! By me!

301
00:11:41,681 --> 00:11:43,558
[snoring]

302
00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:46,603
‐ Enjoy your dreams, young Austin,

303
00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:48,813
for they shall be your last‐‐

304
00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:51,608
Whoa,
a red Ferrari racecar bed?

305
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:55,028
Even in your final moments, you continue
to lord your power over me.

306
00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:57,030
[exhales]

307
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,241
Wait, can I really do this?

308
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,076
Okay, pro: I stop him

309
00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:03,786
and he never grows up
to take over AIM.

310
00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:06,080
Con: I'm doin' a boy murder.

311
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,749
Oh, but maybe he's an evil child?

312
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:10,418
♪

313
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:14,339
[sighs]

314
00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:17,050
‐ Synergistic paradigm,
vertical integration‐‐

315
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,760
‐ Open wide,

316
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,012
strawberry fairy's here.

317
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,097
‐ What are you doing?

318
00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:26,601
‐ Uh... this is... my friend
who said when he was younger

319
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:30,772
he wished he had woken up
with... jelly in his mouth?

320
00:12:30,772 --> 00:12:32,357
Oh boy.
‐ Austin?

321
00:12:32,357 --> 00:12:34,275
And let me guess,

322
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,944
he's allergic to jelly?

323
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,279
Strawberries.
‐ This was a work trip?

324
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,781
I was a plus one?

325
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,533
I don't know why I thought
I could expect you to‐‐

326
00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:43,618
Please stop trying to kill him
while I'm talking to you.

327
00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:46,538
‐ But he took my company from me!

328
00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:50,250
‐ You disgust me.

329
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,460
‐ Jodie, look!
It's me from college!

330
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,670
‐ Silence, you worm!

331
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,797
‐ And what a rude little boy I am!

332
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:58,341
‐ I followed you from my time.
What a disappointment.

333
00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:02,220
All my genius reduced
to a pathetic, sniveling husband

334
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,306
that uses time travel to attend concerts
with some big‐hipped woman

335
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,724
instead of taking over the world.

336
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,768
‐ Your youthful ignorance is laughable.

337
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:12,272
In time, you will learn that
MODOK likes them big ol' juicy butts!

338
00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:14,148
Now give me back
my time machine!

339
00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:16,693
[growling]
[metallic screeching]

340
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,032
[clanging]

341
00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:29,163
‐ We were supposed to be emperor
of a perfect world,

342
00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:31,457
not some sad dad
who answers to others.

343
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,459
I refuse to accept you as my future!

344
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,753
‐ And I'd spank you
if you weren't myself!

345
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,171
[lasers powering up]

346
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:43,887
[shatters]

347
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:44,804
‐ Ah!

348
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,642
[screaming]

349
00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:51,519
‐ Oh my god!
‐ I know.

350
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,438
Austin slept
through the entire fight.

351
00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:55,064
He's always so well‐rested.

352
00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:57,066
‐ You just killed your younger self!

353
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,776
Are you gonna be... erased?

354
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,362
‐ No! Nooo!
My foot's starting to disappear!

355
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,156
It's indescribably painful‐‐

356
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:04,407
Oh, I just stepped on a Lego.

357
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,910
We must go find me in this timeline.
See if I'm still here.

358
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:09,120
YOUNG JODIE:
It's official, we're pregnant!

359
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:09,996
Are you excited?

360
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:11,664
‐ How can I be excited about a birth

361
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:13,208
when I have to plan a funeral,

362
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,001
for all of my dreams!

363
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,545
JODIE: Oh, okay. Thank god.
You still exist.

364
00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:20,256
‐ The portal must've just returned
my college‐aged self

365
00:14:20,256 --> 00:14:21,549
to the year he came from,

366
00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:23,676
setting everything back
to the way it should be.

367
00:14:23,676 --> 00:14:25,094
‐ Look! I totally forgot.

368
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:27,430
We missed the concert
because we'd just found out

369
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:28,848
I was pregnant with Melissa.

370
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:30,516
Not exactly your finest hour.

371
00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,436
[sobbing]
‐ No. No! No!

372
00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:34,896
I want to go home.

373
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,814
Build another time machine
and get us out of here.

374
00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,274
‐ I‐I can't. It's broken.

375
00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:39,901
‐ So fix it. You invented it.

376
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:42,612
‐ Yeah, about that. I could tell
you misheard me before.

377
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,614
I never said I invented
the time machine.

378
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,574
Monica invented
the time machine.

379
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:49,410
I said I indented
the time machine.

380
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,121
I sat on it in the lab
while Monica was, you know, inventing it.

381
00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:54,457
‐ So we have to find Monica
if we want to get home?

382
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:57,585
‐ Unless you want something indented.
And then we could do it right here.

383
00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:01,089
[school bell rings]
TWEEN MONICA: Hi! Are you the judges?

384
00:15:01,089 --> 00:15:04,175
This is my project.
An instantly regenerating fruit tree.

385
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,763
I'm gonna heal
the world's hunger problem

386
00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:11,808
with my big brain
and even bigger heart.

387
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:14,227
‐ This is the girl
who makes you cry at work?

388
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:17,438
‐ She says mean lies about my body
that I wish weren't true.

389
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,315
‐ Hi, yeah, uh,
we're from the future.

390
00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,025
You built a time machine
that he broke,

391
00:15:21,025 --> 00:15:23,444
and we need you to build another one
or we're stuck here.

392
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,196
‐ I'm so sorry, Future Lady.

393
00:15:25,196 --> 00:15:27,574
I don't know how to make
a time machine yet.

394
00:15:27,574 --> 00:15:29,993
I'm still stuck
on more rudimentary problems

395
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:32,662
like spontaneous
organic matter genesis.

396
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:35,206
‐ Oh my god.
We're trapped in the past.

397
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,208
‐ Well, gee,
if you're stuck in the past,

398
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,961
you can't interact
with anyone or anything.

399
00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:43,006
You could end up erasing everything
you care about in the future.

400
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:46,217
‐ Bubba Gump Shrimp‐‐
I mean, uh, the children!

401
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:47,677
‐ Relax, I won't mess with stuff.

402
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,846
By the way,
there's something wrong with your tree.

403
00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:51,639
[gasps]
‐ What did you do?

404
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:52,849
‐ I don't even like the taste,

405
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,518
I was just curious to see
if my body was capable of defeating it.

406
00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,853
It was!

407
00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:59,898
‐ Whatever this is, I hate it.

408
00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:03,026
First place goes to Billy McGirk
for his electric potato clock!

409
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,861
‐ At least review my research.

410
00:16:04,861 --> 00:16:06,404
Billy's clock doesn't even work.

411
00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:08,990
‐ But can you imagine if it did?

412
00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,074
Astonishing!

413
00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:13,578
As for you, silly girl,
leave the science to the boys.

414
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:15,580
Damn, I'm a great guidance counselor.

415
00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,625
Whatever this is, I hate it.

416
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,418
Leave the science to the boys.

417
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,586
[glass shatters]

418
00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:23,004
‐ This is a nightmare.

419
00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:24,797
‐ But what if this was
a good nightmare?

420
00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:27,884
Like when you're being chased
by a wolfman, but he's got big boobs.

421
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:29,969
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we've all had that dream. So?

422
00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:33,264
‐ Well, I saw you at the concert,
and you seemed so carefree and unburdened.

423
00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:36,309
Your scowl lines barely visible.
We could keep that feeling going.

424
00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:37,810
‐ What are you talking about?

425
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,771
‐ We can catch up
on all the other concerts

426
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:41,731
and pop culture we missed
over the years.

427
00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:44,442
Imagine, getting to see
Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

428
00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:46,819
on the big screen
the way it was meant to be.

429
00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,446
‐ You don't get it, do you?

430
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:51,491
We're never going to get to see
our kids grow up, get married‐‐

431
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:52,367
[sighs]

432
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:55,370
You know what, I would rather spend
the rest of my life

433
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:57,205
trapped in the past alone

434
00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:59,290
than spend another second with you.

435
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,294
‐ Good! Because you talked
all the way through Chipwrecked,

436
00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:05,046
and I missed pivotal plot points!

437
00:17:05,046 --> 00:17:07,590
Perhaps now I'll finally understand
why Dave got so pissed at Alvin

438
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,676
for eating all the peanut butter
in the first act!

439
00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:12,178
Yes, when it comes out
in just 11 short years,

440
00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:13,846
MODOK will have answers!

441
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:17,684
MODOK:
See, Jodie?

442
00:17:17,684 --> 00:17:19,310
If we weren't stranded in the past,

443
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,480
we would never know how much
this cider house rules!

444
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,399
‐ Sir, we know you've been living
in this IKEA.

445
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:25,859
You need to leave.

446
00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:28,736
We also know there are 500 meatballs
missing from the cafeteria.

447
00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,405
MODOK: I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with me?

448
00:17:30,405 --> 00:17:32,949
‐ That's clearly 500 meatballs
in the shape of a woman.

449
00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:34,659
‐ And what a woman!

450
00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,494
Look at her,
shedding those pounds.

451
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,912
Trimspa, baby!

452
00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:39,414
‐ Sir, the police will be here
any moment.

453
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,207
‐ I get it, I'm going.

454
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,293
Can I have a moment
to say goodbye to my wife?

455
00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:47,005
[eating noisily]

456
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,924
Ahh, the old house.

457
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:52,135
We were so young,
and we didn't have much money.

458
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,764
But it was a hell of a lot more money
than I have now!

459
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:57,765
JODIE: MODOK?
[crowbar clatters]

460
00:17:57,765 --> 00:17:59,225
Are you robbing us?

461
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:02,562
‐ Jodie? Holy shit,
you work for NASA now?

462
00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:04,564
‐ No, I fished this
out of a dumpster.

463
00:18:04,564 --> 00:18:06,482
I live in the woods.
I eat squirrels.

464
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,860
‐ Good. So you landed
on your feet.

465
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,361
I‐‐ I've been thriving too.

466
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,197
Lots of friends.
None of them meat.

467
00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:15,617
Or balls. Certainly not
a delicious combination of the two.

468
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:17,702
Listen, I've been thinking a lot‐‐
‐ Shh!

469
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,287
‐ No, you need to hear this.

470
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:20,747
It turns out doing nothing
but catching up

471
00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:23,333
on years of pop culture...
is lonely‐‐

472
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,876
‐ Will you just shut up and look!

473
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:28,254
[crying]

474
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,637
‐ Oh. Ohh.

475
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,265
♪ acoustic version
of Never Let You Go playing ♪

476
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,559
♪

477
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:42,143
[thud]

478
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:44,145
♪ There's every good reason ♪

479
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,524
♪ For letting you go ♪

480
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:51,319
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪

481
00:18:51,319 --> 00:18:52,278
[cat shrieks]

482
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:53,530
[giggling]

483
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,114
♪ And it's starting to show ♪

484
00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:56,783
[inaudible]

485
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,743
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

486
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,664
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

487
00:19:02,664 --> 00:19:04,415
[giggling]

488
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,167
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

489
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:08,002
[gobbling]

490
00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,921
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

491
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:15,051
♪

492
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:17,929
♪ You say that I changed ♪

493
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,181
♪ Maybe I did ♪

494
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,811
♪ But even if I changed ♪

495
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:28,022
♪ What's wrong with it? ♪

496
00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:32,235
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

497
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:36,239
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

498
00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:39,242
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

499
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,121
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

500
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,169
[car alarm blaring]

501
00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:52,255
‐ The lease was almost up anyway.

502
00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:53,381
And‐‐

503
00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:55,925
Boom! Science!

504
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:57,343
After you, my lady.

505
00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:58,970
‐ Why‐‐
[yelling]

506
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:01,347
‐ What's happening?

507
00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:03,057
[shatters]

508
00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:10,690
‐ Wait, we need to tell them
that we belong to‐‐

509
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:15,695
‐ Well, that was super weird.

510
00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:17,071
What do you think
she was saying?

511
00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:19,866
"We belong to‐‐"
‐ Who cares?

512
00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:23,786
Two old squirrel‐people versions of us
just jumped out of the bushes.

513
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:26,414
Seems like your time travel plans
went haywire,

514
00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:27,540
just like I knew they would.

515
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,792
‐ Okay, no time travel,
but I have a cosmic cube‐‐

516
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:30,793
‐ No!

517
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:33,588
No more time travel,
no more portals,

518
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:34,964
no more stalling.

519
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,467
You just, you just need to go.

520
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:38,843
‐ Let me fix this.

521
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,054
Let me make us
like we used to be.

522
00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:42,472
‐ You can't.

523
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:44,974
We're not
those people anymore, MODOK.

524
00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,392
We've changed.

525
00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:49,479
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

526
00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:53,942
♪ I'll never let you turn around ♪

527
00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:57,904
♪ Turn around ♪
[engine starts]

528
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:02,116
♪ Turn around ♪

529
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:03,910
[gobbling]

530
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:07,038
‐ Not tonight, Turkey Man.
Not tonight.

531
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:11,376
SUPER ADAPTOID:
Uh, this place is... nice?

532
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:14,587
The duct tape holding the toilet together
happens to match the color

533
00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,089
of all the silverfish living in it.

534
00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:18,258
I find that very charming.

535
00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:20,802
‐ Let's call this what it is. Bad.

536
00:21:20,802 --> 00:21:21,719
‐ Oh, it's rock bottom.

537
00:21:21,719 --> 00:21:24,430
‐ Let's, uh, back it up to bad.

538
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,975
But it's just
a temporary reversal.

539
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,477
Because this is still our future.

540
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:32,146
‐ Aww, you got a cute little locket
of your family?

541
00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:35,149
‐ It's not a locket,
it's a destiny pendant

542
00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:36,776
that I got at Claire's.

543
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:38,319
And it stores this.

544
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:41,364
Behold!
MODOK's Republic of MODOK.

545
00:21:41,364 --> 00:21:43,992
Working title.
Because it's working so well.

546
00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:45,076
‐ Ehhh.

547
00:21:45,076 --> 00:21:47,203
‐ It will be the capital city
of my utopia

548
00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:49,163
after I conquer the world.

549
00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:53,126
Tomorrow, the sun will rise
behind these broken vertical blinds

550
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:54,836
and a new day will dawn.

551
00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:57,755
I shall reclaim AIM,
I shall reclaim my family,

552
00:21:57,755 --> 00:22:00,174
I shall reclaim my destiny!

553
00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:02,510
MAN: How 'bout you reclaim
my foot up your asshole!

554
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,387
‐ How dare you overhear me!

555
00:22:04,387 --> 00:22:06,097
Identify yourself, coward!

556
00:22:06,097 --> 00:22:07,557
MAN: I'm Tony in 4G!

557
00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:10,101
I'm gonna come over there
and curb stomp you, you shithead!

558
00:22:10,101 --> 00:22:10,894
Where are you?

559
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:13,354
‐ I'm the... old Polish woman

560
00:22:13,354 --> 00:22:16,107
in... 3B... tough guy!

561
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:18,818
[softly] Yes! Tomorrow marks
the birth of MODOK 2.0!

562
00:22:22,864 --> 00:22:23,990
[sighs]

563
00:22:28,077 --> 00:22:31,581
♪ I want something else ♪

564
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,000
♪ To get me through this ♪

565
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,211
♪ Semi‐charmed kind of life ♪

566
00:22:36,211 --> 00:22:38,296
♪ Baby, baby ♪

567
00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:41,507
♪ I want something else ♪

568
00:22:41,507 --> 00:22:44,969
♪ I'm not listening when you say ♪

569
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:47,680
[falsetto]
♪ Good‐bye ♪

570
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,807
‐ Doo doo doo! Right?
Doo doo doo doo!

571
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,226
Doo doo doo!
[grunting]

572
00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,525
‐ Finally! I made it!

573
00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:03,780
MODOK, we were supposed
to rule the world,

574
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,532
but you ruined our future.

575
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,952
I'm here to fix it.

576
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,870
And that starts with your family.

577
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:14,249
But first, I must learn if Dippin' Dots
has taken its rightful place

578
00:23:14,249 --> 00:23:17,502
as the ice cream
of the future.

579
00:23:17,502 --> 00:23:21,005
♪ acoustic version of
Never Let You Go playing ♪

580
00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:24,008
♪

581
00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:26,636
♪ There's every good reason ♪

582
00:23:27,428 --> 00:23:29,973
♪ For letting you go ♪

583
00:23:31,349 --> 00:23:33,810
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪

584
00:23:34,769 --> 00:23:37,647
♪ And it's starting to show ♪

585
00:23:38,606 --> 00:23:41,526
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

586
00:23:42,527 --> 00:23:44,529
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

587
00:23:46,072 --> 00:23:48,658
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

588
00:23:49,784 --> 00:23:52,537
♪ I'll never let you go ♪

589
00:23:53,538 --> 00:23:56,541
♪