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[pages riffling]

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[boy crying and sniffling]

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[crying and sniffling continue]

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WOMAN: Mmm.

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Oh, here we go.

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BOY: They broke my invention.

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They... they called me "Big‐head."

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[woman sighs]

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‐ One day that big, beautiful,
womb‐wrecking head of yours

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is going to dream up fantastic things.

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And you're going to change the world.

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[voice echoing]

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‐ Time to change the world.

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By bringing it to its knees!

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Attack!
[lasers firing]

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[grunts]

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[thudding footsteps]

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‐ M‐MODOK?

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‐ And do you know what MODOK stands for?

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‐ Mental Organism Designed Only‐‐

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‐ For Kill‐‐
PILOT: Made it!

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[screams]

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‐ For Killing!

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After my AIM soldiers destroy
the stock exchange and topple the economy,

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I, MODOK, will build
a new technological utopia in my image‐‐

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[grunts]

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Iron Man?

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‐ Cheap shot to the back
of the head, I know. [chuckles]

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I was actually aiming for literally
any other part of your body, but‐‐

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Oh, come on, Mary Berry,
that pie crust was next level flaky!

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‐ You shall pay for‐‐

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Are you binge‐watching
The Great British Bake Off

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in your helmet while we fight?

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‐ No. I'm savoring
The Great British Bake Off.

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Making it last.

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No more than two episodes a day.
Three tops.

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[MODOK grunts]

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‐ A‐ha!

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[Iron Man grunts]

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MODOK:
Ed Kimber wins with his ginger tart!

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‐ Uh‐oh.

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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
AIM, Advanced Idea Mechanics.

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Pushing the boundaries of science,

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torture, and advanced weaponry.

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At AIM, we do science for science's sake,

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and we're settling for nothing less
than conquering the world.

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MODOK: We got Iron Man's boot!

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[agents cheering]
MAN: Yeah, MODOK!

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‐ We didn't destabilize the world economy,
but Iron Man kicked me so hard

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his boot got wedged in my hoverchair,

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so... victory!

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‐ The assault on New York
was a colossal failure.

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Because of you!

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Stark knew we were coming.

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You tweeted "Current mood:
about to attack Wall Street."

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‐ Okay, I know what this is.

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This is boot envy.

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You're better than that, Monica.

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‐ I came to AIM to work
with the brilliant MODOK,

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who mutated himself through experiments.

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Who once reversed the Earth's gravity,
made people into dinosaurs

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and then dinosaurs into people.

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You were gonna change the world.

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‐ Baby steps, Monica.

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Baby steps.

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Who wants to touch me
while I touch the boot?

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MAN 1: Oh, me.
MAN 2: I wanna touch that!

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MAN 3: Let me touch it, MODOK!
[Monica sighs]

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♪ MODOK ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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‐ Where does he go at night?

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‐ Nobody knows...

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♪ thrilling music playing ♪

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♪

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‐ Ohh! No one took the cans out?

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[grunting]

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Come on!

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Ah, shit.

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‐ And look at that!

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With just a little more effort,

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your socks can be folded
into the shape of a Bavarian pretzel!

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And it only took us ten hours?

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Jesus! Anyway, if you like what you saw,

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check out my book Jodify Your Life and‐‐
‐ Jodie!

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‐ All right, moms‐‐
‐ Your man got boot!

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i‐ "Hasta mom‐yana!"

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[groans] You're at the end
of all my videos.

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Whatever, big news!

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My book made it onto
the self‐published self‐help charts.

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I'm getting approached
for sponsorship deals

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with huge companies.

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Youtube, Google, GRUMBL, GRIMPL, and‐‐
‐ This boot smells like potpourri,

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a fall scent.

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Do you think he changes it
for the seasons?

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‐ You know what?
The smoothie machine's acting up.

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‐ Ugh, again?

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‐ And don't just bang on it
with your fist this time.

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‐ Did Ross‐Dress‐For‐Less over there
just call me a smoothie machine?

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I'm the Super Adaptoid:
a high‐tech robot with an artist's soul.

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I‐‐
[whirring]

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[robotic voice]
Enjoy your Blueberry Blast.

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‐ Ew.

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Too sweet. Oh, I forgot.

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Lou, ven ahorita!
You need to talk to your son.

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‐ Why? I talked to Lou this morning.

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I demanded he bring me toilet paper.
Solid convo.

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‐ Lou, please explain to your father
why we spent all day at the mall

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and you still don't have
a bar mitzvah suit.

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‐ I am looking for something classy,

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but none of the suits had
extra‐long coattails,

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Dracula collars, or sleeves
wide enough to house doves.

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Spoiler alert: I plan to release doves
during my Torah reading.

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‐ Magic? Lou, why can't you just pick
a normal teenage‐boy theme?

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Like sports or tugboats?

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[door opens, slams shut]

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‐ I hate my life!

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‐ Aw, Melissa, what happened at practice?

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‐ Tricia Katzky's new
figure skating costume was egg white,

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which is only two shades away
from my cloud white costume!

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So I catfished her, leaked her DMs,

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and now everyone at school knows
about her "blood disorder."

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And somehow I'm the one
who gets detention?

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‐ Melly, we've talked about this.

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You can't catfish people

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without using a VPN
to disguise your IP address.

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Now listen up, everyone,
Mom's got big news!

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Your mother's about to volunteer
to sleep on the couch

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so I can spend the night
in my marital bed with Iron Man's boot!

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[sighs]

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♪

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AIM ACCOUNTANT:
Eight million on the hoverbikes,

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20 million on the laser cannon,

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30 million for the airships,
and 49.95 for the software

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that lets me put price tags
on video footage.

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‐ That! That last thing. Let's cut that.

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Am I... good businessman?

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‐ We need to talk about the leadership
of this organization.

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‐ How dare you question my‐‐ Wha‐‐ What‐‐

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what the hell is that?
[snarling]

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‐ An experiment. Now it's time you‐‐

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‐ Oh Jesus, it just pissed out of
what I thought was its mouth.

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‐ It's fine! But AIM is not.
Because you have failed to‐‐

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‐ Okay, it just scratched "kill me"
into the linoleum.

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‐ I said it's fine!

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It's time you stepped down
and let me run AIM.

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‐ Ah, yeah. About that.

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Uh, if these numbers are correct,

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soon there won't be any AIM to run at all.

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‐ What?
‐ We're completely out of cash.

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Even accounting for sales of weapons,

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stolen Vibranium,
and bootleg Avengers toys.

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‐ Some kids prefer Spooderman.

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‐ Even so, we're bankrupt.

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‐ Impossible!

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You are hereby relieved
of your status as CPA Supreme,

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and as a living person!

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‐ Remember, I still need to do
your personal taxes.

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[grunts]

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‐ I'm sorry, I... I thought
this coffee was for everyone.

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MODOK: I have a very simple plan
to save AIM.

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We're going to rob Fort Knox by opening
an Einstein‐Rosen bridge into the‐‐

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[machine powers off]
What the hell?

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‐ We, uh, couldn't pay the power bill.

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‐ This slight against us
must be properly avenged!

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Okay, Fort Knox is still on, but first
we make the power company pay

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for trying to make us pay‐‐

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What? Ugh! Damn marker!

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...our forces, the salt, will strike back
at Expo Markers Incorporated

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so we can return to getting back
at the power company

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and then rob Fort Knox.

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‐ What was represented
by the Tapatio bottle again?

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‐ Nothing. It's for my burrito.

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‐ Moron!

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You've bankrupted this organization.

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AIM is finished.

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[AIM agents muttering]

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‐ Don't worry. MODOK will fix this.

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MODOK will save you all.
[helicopters whirring]

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We're under attack. Die for me!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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[helicopter door opens]

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‐ Oh man!

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Did my Ambien never wear off
'cause I feel like I'm dreaming.

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Me, meeting MODOK.
Bring it in for a hug, Mo'Money.

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‐ Ugh, no area's more sacred
than MODOK's personal space.

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Prepare to suck saw!
[saw whirring]

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‐ I love it. Love it.

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I'm Austin Van Der Sleet.
I work for GRUMBL.

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‐ The tech company?

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‐ We heard you need funding.

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‐ Why would‐‐ would you think that?

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‐ Because of your GRUMBL searches.

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"How to save company from bankruptcy,"

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"My empire's crumbling,"

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"Oh God, Oh God,"
and "Coolest ways to commit suicide."

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‐ We share a family computer,

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it was probably
my son's empire that was crumbling.

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‐ GRUMBL's so impressed
with your brilliant mind

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that they want to buy
a controlling stake in AIM

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so it can continue to exist!

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[agents cheering]
‐ Absolutely not!

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‐ What?
‐ MODOK is his own master!

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MODOK bows to no one!

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Except for Murray Goldfarb
the Schnitzel King,

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whose heavenly schnitzel
served at affordable prices

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brings MODOK to his knees!

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‐ If we're not taking this money,
where are we gonna work?

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MODOK: All right.

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We need big ideas to save AIM.

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You guys are my brain trust.
What've you got for me?

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‐ Blood car!
‐ What's that?

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‐ It's a car that runs on blood.
‐ Terrible! What else?

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‐ Oh, oh! We watch Wolf of Wall Street
and do what the Wolf does!

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‐ I said stop pitching that! What else?
‐ Your, uh, toilet's broken.

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‐ Hmm. I like it... I don't understand it,
but I like it.

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‐ I still don't have a bar mitzvah suit.
I'm lookin' for the right fabric.

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Do you mind if I have a feel real quick?

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‐ Not at all, Son of MODOK!

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‐ Lou, stop fondling my brain trust!

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‐ Dad, one of your dumbasses
spilled acid all over my boyfriend.

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‐ Come on, guys, acid is expensive!

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‐ MODOK, can I talk to you for a minute?

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I was listening at the door
and, just my two cents but,

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maybe it's time to let AIM go.

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‐ Never! MODOK doesn't give up.

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Flailerg isn't even in my vocabulary.

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‐ Were you trying to say "failure"?

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‐ Yes, I literally deleted it
from my memory banks.

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‐ You don't have to worry,
I'm making enough to support us.

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Maybe it's my turn to take the reins.

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‐ AIM is MODOK! MODOK is AIM!

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Without it, I...
I wouldn't even know who I am.

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‐ Wow. If that's true,

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I think we need to have
a very serious conversation

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about what that means for us.

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[doorbell rings]
‐ Oh, I'll get it!

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I hope it's the cool mailman.

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Austin? I should vaporize you for yo‐‐

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‐ Aww, you vape? Dope.

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You know, I was just
in the neighborhood and‐‐

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Aw, forget it.

243
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You're not the kind of guy
that likes to be wined and dined

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at exclusive,
six‐Michelin star restaurants.

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00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:10,048
You probably got lots of cool stuff
going on here that you'd hate to leave...

246
00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:12,926
LOU:
Jewish king coming through!

247
00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:14,302
Hup‐hup‐hup‐hup‐‐

248
00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:15,803
‐ Now the other toilet's broken!

249
00:10:15,803 --> 00:10:18,473
‐ Fine, let's go, but I'm not selling
my company.

250
00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,225
And I'm not spitting out this gum.

251
00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:23,102
I just put it in, and it's got
another 45 minutes.

252
00:10:23,102 --> 00:10:26,481
It shall share my mouth
with the appetizers!

253
00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:31,277
‐ Look, the last thing I want to do
is talk about GRUMBL,

254
00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:33,947
but you see, GRUMBL never intended
to offend you.

255
00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:35,281
[eating noisily]

256
00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:37,575
[crowd cheering]
GRUMBL thinks you're a genius.

257
00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:41,079
Your tech's beyond anything
being done at Apple, Google,

258
00:10:41,079 --> 00:10:42,455
even ITT Tech,

259
00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,707
and those guys are getting
the skills they need

260
00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:46,793
to advance in today's marketplace!

261
00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:50,338
Best of all, GRUMBL wants
to be extremely hands‐off.

262
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:51,881
Easy. Let me.

263
00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:55,009
And let you kill
all the Iron Mans you want,

264
00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:58,930
as long as you deliver them
a hot new tablet by Christmas.

265
00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:02,100
So sorry we had to stop by GRUMBL.

266
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,019
Quick work thang. I'll be right back.
Make yourself at home.

267
00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:08,690
There's Monster Energy drinks
in literally every drawer.

268
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,024
[door closes]

269
00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:12,193
‐ [sighs, mumbles] No.

270
00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:13,653
Eh. Uh.

271
00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:15,738
Ohh!

272
00:11:15,738 --> 00:11:17,657
[toy beeping]
[door opens]

273
00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:19,784
‐ Okay, you got me.

274
00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:21,077
I'm a huge fan.

275
00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:23,121
That toy got me through
my parents' divorce.

276
00:11:23,121 --> 00:11:24,247
‐ Yeah, great, whatever, can I have it?

277
00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:28,418
‐ It's the only thing I salvaged
from my childhood home after the fire‐‐

278
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,253
‐ Ugh, can I have it?

279
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:32,839
‐ Sorry, it means too much to me.

280
00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:34,507
[slow clapping]

281
00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:39,053
‐ You may have thought this was just
a casual night out.

282
00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:42,181
But from the moment
I accepted your invitation,

283
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:45,018
you unknowingly entered
my cerebral gymnasium,

284
00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:47,937
unaware that you were facing off
on the phrenic pommel horse

285
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:50,440
with a Gabby Douglas
of mental gymnastics.

286
00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:52,859
‐ I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.

287
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:55,570
‐ It was a test. And you passed!

288
00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:57,822
‐ Wait. Are you saying‐‐

289
00:11:57,822 --> 00:12:00,241
‐ I'll allow GRUMBL to invest in AIM!

290
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,659
Thought that was super clear.

291
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:04,037
‐ Oh, sick!

292
00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,958
‐ You did it, MODOK, you saved AIM.

293
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:12,128
Time to enjoy a return to normalcy.

294
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:17,091
Uh‐‐
[music playing on speakers]

295
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:19,052
What is all of this?

296
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,803
‐ Oh, this is Go Lean Crunch,

297
00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:22,430
and this is Go Lean Seven Grain.

298
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,600
‐ Seven grains is too many grains
for one cereal!

299
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:29,229
[kids laughing]

300
00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:31,481
What happened to my torture chamber?

301
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:33,191
‐ GRUMBL had it changed to a daycare.

302
00:12:33,191 --> 00:12:35,860
‐ But I tortured
my first SHIELD agent in here.

303
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:39,239
Brian. Oh, really nice guy.
Super funny, too.

304
00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:41,950
[silly voice]
"Ahhh, I think my lung collapsed."

305
00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:44,410
He wasn't lying.

306
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,829
‐ Just disabling the laser‐grid
security system.

307
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,542
All good, kids! Yayyy!

308
00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:52,669
[kids screaming]

309
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:53,962
Did he make it?

310
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:56,005
‐ I'll deal with these changes later.

311
00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:59,717
Better to let my anger fester
while I bury myself in my work.

312
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:03,763
You, guy who weirdly walked
in front of my mindblast

313
00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,348
and purposefully injured himself.

314
00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:09,185
‐ Name's Gary. Short for Garfield,
though I do like Mondays.

315
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:13,523
‐ Hey, shut up. Why is no one working
on my Cerebral Cortex Manipulator?

316
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:14,899
[gadget beeping]

317
00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,484
It hacks the brain,

318
00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,987
allowing me to control another's actions.

319
00:13:18,987 --> 00:13:21,364
I was trying to make the rat do
the Electric Slide,

320
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:23,449
so clearly there is more work to be done.

321
00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:24,576
Where's my team?

322
00:13:24,576 --> 00:13:26,870
‐ [laughing] Ta‐da! You're looking at him.

323
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,372
Uh, GRUMBL, um, reassigned the rest.

324
00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:30,707
‐ They did what?

325
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,750
‐ Yeah. I mean, they didn't think
a brain enslaver

326
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,045
was the best use of resources
and moved them onto a new project:

327
00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:37,589
Fitbits for pets!

328
00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:38,715
‐ What?

329
00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:41,718
‐ Uh, hey, uh, I was actually hoping
you could reattach my arm?

330
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:43,177
You know, ever since
you separated it from me,

331
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:46,306
my shirts are all, um, fitting, uh, badly.

332
00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:49,058
‐ Where's Austin? Where's‐‐
[gasps]

333
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:53,438
Fool! Why would you ever desecrate
my magnificent mural?

334
00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:56,357
‐ Me? Big fan. Love the mural.
I weep in awe of its beauty.

335
00:13:56,357 --> 00:14:00,653
But some employees filed a complaint
about its "appropriateness."

336
00:14:00,653 --> 00:14:01,988
‐ What? Why?

337
00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:04,574
Who dares complain?

338
00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:05,825
‐ Ooo, that's confidential.

339
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,744
‐ Ha ha! It was me!

340
00:14:07,744 --> 00:14:08,870
[deep voice] Suck it!

341
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,539
‐ Enough! I want everything back
to the way it was!

342
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,082
‐ Ahh, bummer, dude,

343
00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:16,085
you gave away control
when GRUMBL acquired AIM.

344
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:19,464
It was all clearly stated
in the contracts.

345
00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:23,051
‐ What? I don't remember that.
And I have a computer brain.

346
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:25,637
‐ ...As you can see, the first part says
you'll relinquish total control

347
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:27,555
to the GRUMBL board
of directors post‐haste‐‐

348
00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:29,724
‐ No! I control AIM!

349
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,851
‐ Sort of "no"?

350
00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:34,187
But you are in control of Team Tablet!

351
00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:36,231
When can we expect some movement on that?

352
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,691
‐ Never! What MODOK says goes!

353
00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:41,236
And to quote MODOK, "The mural stays!"

354
00:14:41,236 --> 00:14:43,988
‐ When I'm done,
you won't even miss that eyesore.

355
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:44,864
[screams]

356
00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,242
MODOK:
That's how you decorate a wall.

357
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,204
‐ Do you want to hold Mr. Waffles
the therapy bunny again?

358
00:14:51,204 --> 00:14:54,832
‐ I want to chemically castrate Austin!

359
00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:56,668
Uh, maybe just a few more pets.

360
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:59,045
‐ Well, you vaporized
an outside contractor.

361
00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,088
That's your first strike.

362
00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:02,465
‐ Well, technically,
my first tactical strike

363
00:15:02,465 --> 00:15:04,175
was absorbing my twin in the womb.

364
00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:06,678
TWIN: [sing‐songy]
I'm still inside you!

365
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,513
‐ That was... gas.

366
00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:11,766
‐ I'm recommending a three‐day
forced "sabbatical." Suspension.

367
00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,393
‐ This place doesn't function without me.

368
00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:16,312
I'm the boss. The Big Cheese.
The King Queso. The Cheddar Daddy.

369
00:15:16,312 --> 00:15:18,857
‐ Cheddar Daddy?
‐ Is a thing people say!

370
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:21,484
[grunts] Gah, my brain!

371
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:23,278
‐ That'd be the neural inhibitor.

372
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:26,072
In accordance with
the "No Killing" clause in your contract,

373
00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:28,783
you can no longer "blast"
any more employees.

374
00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:32,704
‐ It's idiotic to put a mental condom
on the horse penis that is my mind!

375
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,206
‐ I'll need your security access card
during your sabbatical.

376
00:15:36,124 --> 00:15:37,250
[sighs]

377
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,587
‐ But MODOK will not leave
without reparations.

378
00:15:40,587 --> 00:15:43,131
Your precious Mr. Waffles is now mine!

379
00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:48,386
♪ somber music playing ♪

380
00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,096
Eh, I didn't even want this.

381
00:15:50,096 --> 00:15:52,056
[electricity crackles]
MAN: Not again!

382
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:54,934
GARY:
I cannot believe they laid us all off!

383
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:57,520
‐ What? These are my people to fire!

384
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,189
[sighs] I wish there was
something I could do,

385
00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:00,940
but GRUMBL controls AIM now.

386
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,776
‐ Technically, they don't control it yet.

387
00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:06,321
The contracts had to be reviewed
by GRUMBL headquarters

388
00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:09,032
before they arrive tomorrow
for Austin to officially sign.

389
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:11,784
‐ But what if he changes his mind.

390
00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:14,537
Or we changes his mind! That's it!

391
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:17,207
We break into Austin's office,
hack his brain before he signs,

392
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,125
and revert control of AIM to me!

393
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,877
We're doin' a mind heist, baby!

394
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:24,464
‐ We can heist the mind,
but we must leave the soul.

395
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:25,798
That belongs to God.

396
00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:27,467
‐ All right, sure, Gary.

397
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:30,637
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

398
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:33,348
‐ The mind heist mission
will be risky, dangerous.

399
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,141
Hell, most of you won't be coming back.

400
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:38,394
But not to fear, if you shall fall,
your family will be provided for

401
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,939
with the gift of a frozen
Butterball Turkey!

402
00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:44,526
And not those skinny‐minnies either.
We're talking 15‐pounders.

403
00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:45,527
Step one:

404
00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:48,321
Without my security access card,
we'll have to break into AIM.

405
00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:49,906
Luckily, there's a weak spot‐‐

406
00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:52,075
‐ That's where I come in!

407
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:54,994
‐ No! My childish boy
will help us exploit it.

408
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:59,415
♪

409
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,835
MODOK: Once we're in,
I'll modify the Cortex Manipulator

410
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,630
so I can attach it directly
to Austin's brain.

411
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:08,216
‐ Right‐right‐right! Right‐right‐right!
And that‐‐ then that's where I come in!

412
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:11,010
I morph into a chainsaw
and cut off Austin's skull!

413
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,804
‐ No! This has to look legit.

414
00:17:12,804 --> 00:17:15,265
Therefore I'm gonna shrink down
to microscopic size

415
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:19,018
and enter Austin's body via a dart gun.

416
00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:22,564
Then I'll pass it around so everyone
can marvel at the adorably tiny cockpit.

417
00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:24,315
‐ ‘Scuse me. Where the hell do I come in?

418
00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:27,193
‐ Your purpose will be... ladder!

419
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,195
‐ This is some bullshit.

420
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,072
‐ My shrinking pills are
on a really high shelf.

421
00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:34,617
‐ You have a hoverchair. You can fly!

422
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:35,952
‐ It's a leg day!

423
00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:38,913
I, MODOK, reverse engineered Pym Particles

424
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:42,375
and then improved their design
by making them chewables!

425
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,043
I can't swallow pills.

426
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,629
‐ Trespassing on company grounds?

427
00:17:46,629 --> 00:17:47,463
‐ Monica!

428
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,425
‐ Let's see what Austin has
to say about this.

429
00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:52,218
‐ You think I'm afraid of‐‐

430
00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:53,219
Run!

431
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:54,679
[squeals]

432
00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:57,265
‐ Crap. A few of those are shrinkies,
but most are...

433
00:17:57,265 --> 00:17:58,683
[snarls]

434
00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:00,059
[bones crack]

435
00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,311
...growies.

436
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:02,854
[roars]

437
00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:06,149
[agent screams]

438
00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:09,611
‐ I declare this death: no turkey!

439
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:14,073
Stupid neural inhibitor.
Do you have your amputated arm?

440
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:15,658
‐ You're going to reattach it right now?

441
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:17,952
Gary's tennis game is back on!

442
00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:18,995
Oh no!

443
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,753
‐ Suck it!

444
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,757
‐ You know, it's so incredible
to bring, like‐‐

445
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:33,676
‐ I've only got one Pym gummy left,
and they don't last long.

446
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:38,389
Now, let's... get... small... er.

447
00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,516
[high pitched] Yeah.

448
00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:42,560
Austin, here I come.

449
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,271
‐ ...really at the end of the day,
what's good for the company‐‐

450
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:48,316
MODOK:
Wait, who's this? No!

451
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,236
Who am I in? No, that's not right.

452
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:53,154
In whom be MODOK?

453
00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:55,573
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪

454
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:59,786
[whirring]

455
00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:04,415
I'm looking at Austin,
and he doesn't have the contracts yet.

456
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:08,253
I still have a chance, but there's
not much time before I get big... er.

457
00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:11,089
Okay, let's peep some memories,
see who I'm ridin' dirty.

458
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:13,091
Wait, what?

459
00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,343
This sicko's been in my house!

460
00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:17,345
Watched my children sleep!

461
00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:21,140
Had sex with me? Oh crap, I think I'm in‐‐

462
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,934
‐ Jodie. Wow.

463
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:25,853
Me meeting the author of Jodify Your Life.

464
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,647
Hashtag chills.

465
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:29,816
‐ Thank you for meeting me.

466
00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:32,986
Becoming a brand ambassador
for the GRUMBL Home Device

467
00:19:32,986 --> 00:19:35,989
would be hashtag dream‐come‐true!

468
00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:39,409
And a hello to you, GRUMBL Home.

469
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:40,702
‐ That's not it. That's just a cube.

470
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:45,081
‐ Oh, yeah, no, I totally knew that.
Such a great cube. So lovely.

471
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:47,333
Are you sure this isn't a conflict
of interest with my husband?

472
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:51,421
‐ Modawg? He's my boy.
I love his crazy style!

473
00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:54,465
But you should know you're here
strictly because we're interested in you.

474
00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,342
‐ Uh, the final AIM contracts arrived.

475
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:59,053
‐ Thank you, male secretary.
This'll just take a moment.

476
00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:02,056
MODOK: No, he's signing
and I'm stuck in here!

477
00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:04,934
It's not like I can hijack my wife's body.
That'd be unforgivable.

478
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,646
Unless... one time she told me I could?

479
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,816
MEMORY JODIE: What do you think?
I just cut my bangs.

480
00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:15,069
[crying] I'll never get bangs again!

481
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,404
MODOK, I'm pregnant.

482
00:20:16,404 --> 00:20:18,031
With bangs!

483
00:20:18,031 --> 00:20:20,325
MODOK, this time I think
I'm really pregnant.

484
00:20:20,325 --> 00:20:22,160
And I'm also thinking about growing out
my bangs, what do you think?

485
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,120
‐ Oh, there's nothing here.

486
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,496
MEMORY JODIE:
I believe in you, MODOK.

487
00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:29,250
‐ But Iron Man stomped us. Again.
Maybe I should give this all up.

488
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,002
MEMORY JODIE: Screw Iron Man!

489
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:34,172
AIM, your plans for conquering the world.

490
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:37,634
They're all worth fighting for
and you're not fighting alone.

491
00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:40,428
‐ Really?
MEMORY JODIE: This marriage
is a two‐way street.

492
00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:42,722
I'll always support you
and you'll always support me‐‐

493
00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:45,558
She did tell me I could hijack her body!

494
00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:49,437
‐ Oh!

495
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:52,941
‐ I... don't know why I did that.

496
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:54,275
‐ It's okay.

497
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:56,444
It's so rude I have to do this anyways.

498
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:58,488
Tell me more about yourself
while I sign this.

499
00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:00,698
I just hit 800,000 subscribers‐‐

500
00:21:01,115 --> 00:21:02,575
‐ Are you gonna knock this one
out of my hand?

501
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:04,244
‐ I swear that I'm not‐‐

502
00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:05,954
‐ Oh‐ho‐ho!

503
00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:07,080
Okay!

504
00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:10,416
‐ I'm so sorry, I seem
to have lost control of my body!

505
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,085
Maybe you should get out of here!

506
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:15,755
‐ No, as a woman in the corporate space,
you've worked too hard to get here.

507
00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:16,839
Tell me more!

508
00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:20,635
‐ Have I, uh, mentioned my reach in
bilingual demos? Español. Habla español.

509
00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:21,761
[grunts]

510
00:21:21,761 --> 00:21:23,638
‐ [pained voice] Diversity's so important.

511
00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:26,766
‐ Heh heh heh. Beat his ass, Jodie!
Ooh, what's that?

512
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,393
‐ Ah!

513
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,396
If you're not feeling up to it,
we could always reschedge!

514
00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:34,440
‐ I'd love to leave,
but I don't think I can!

515
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,152
Oh, you work out?
Fitness, actually a huge part of my brand.

516
00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:40,780
‐ This has been great, Jodie,

517
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:44,158
but I really have to sign these contracts
before close of business.

518
00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:45,952
Hey‐o!

519
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:49,539
‐ I have a ton of ideas
for extending into athleisure.

520
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:51,833
And I'm so, so sorry.
Ah‐choo!

521
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,501
‐ [slow‐mo] Bless you.

522
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,589
‐ Mommy, wow! MODOK is big now!

523
00:21:57,589 --> 00:22:00,967
‐ MODOK? I should've known.
Oh God!

524
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,176
‐ Great pitch!
[door opens and closes]

525
00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:05,096
Okay, Austin. You can forget
about signing those‐‐

526
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:07,932
‐ Signed, sealed, and delivered.

527
00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:09,475
‐ No!

528
00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:11,477
‐ I had a feeling you were behind this.

529
00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:13,396
Your crazy style was written all over it.

530
00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:16,107
Of course I'm going to have to take
harsh disciplinary action towards you.

531
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:20,028
‐ You dare threaten MODOK?
‐ Oh, not me. GRUMBL.

532
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,529
You're not in control anymore.

533
00:22:21,529 --> 00:22:23,239
And unless you start playing ball,

534
00:22:23,239 --> 00:22:25,575
your time at AIM might be... limited.

535
00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:28,328
GARY: Did you do it?
Did you save our jobs?

536
00:22:28,328 --> 00:22:29,245
[MODOK sighs]

537
00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:31,289
‐ Just give ‘em back their jobs.

538
00:22:31,289 --> 00:22:33,499
Come on, do it for me, MODOK,

539
00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,959
your favorite childhood toy.

540
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,378
‐ Yeah, that was my trick on you.

541
00:22:37,378 --> 00:22:39,964
I got it on Craigslist.
They paid me to pick it up.

542
00:22:39,964 --> 00:22:41,883
Because they hated it so much.

543
00:22:41,883 --> 00:22:43,968
Each family member took
a moment to spit on it

544
00:22:43,968 --> 00:22:44,928
before they handed it to me‐‐

545
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,513
‐ Okay. Enough. You want me to play ball?

546
00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:50,892
Here. The tablet you're so horny for.

547
00:22:50,892 --> 00:22:53,478
You want it? Rehire my minions.

548
00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:55,605
‐ Whoa. Okay. They're rehired.

549
00:22:55,605 --> 00:22:57,899
But after this, you're on a tight leash‐‐

550
00:22:57,899 --> 00:23:00,485
‐ I, MODOK, have vanquished our foes

551
00:23:00,485 --> 00:23:03,321
and restored you back
to whatever it is you do here!

552
00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:05,156
[chanting] MODOK! MODOK!

553
00:23:05,156 --> 00:23:07,033
MODOK! MODOK!

554
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,704
I feel like you're...
not in a celebration place, Jodie.

555
00:23:11,704 --> 00:23:12,997
‐ You ruined my deal.

556
00:23:12,997 --> 00:23:15,041
‐ Your memories told me to do it,

557
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,461
so if you're going to be angry
at anyone, be angry at yourself.

558
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:21,297
[burping]
Haven't passed those Pym Particles.

559
00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:24,050
Anyway, Austin wasn't making
a legitimate offer.

560
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,219
He was just using you to get to me.

561
00:23:26,219 --> 00:23:28,846
‐ I had offers from tons of companies.

562
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:32,600
And I ended up signing with Roxxon
as a lifestyle influencer,

563
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,935
I will have you know.

564
00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:34,978
[sighs]

565
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,480
MODOK, it's everything I always wanted.

566
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,524
Magazine covers, reality shows,

567
00:23:39,524 --> 00:23:42,443
my own line of neti pots
with my face on it!

568
00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:43,862
I'm gonna be a real brand!

569
00:23:43,862 --> 00:23:47,365
‐ Oh, speaking of brand, I thought
of a brand new way to kill Austin.

570
00:23:47,365 --> 00:23:48,741
Brand him to death!

571
00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:50,743
‐ [sighs] Right.

572
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,246
‐ Can I interest you two love birds
in a dessert‐‐

573
00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:55,707
‐ I called in a lava cake
on the car ride over here.

574
00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:57,417
‐ Excellent choice. Ma'am?

575
00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:01,254
‐ I think... I think I want a separation.

576
00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:04,799
‐ Ah, you must be referring
to the tiramisu,

577
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:06,968
which is of course separated by layers.

578
00:24:06,968 --> 00:24:08,511
‐ No, I mean

579
00:24:09,262 --> 00:24:10,555
I want a divorce.

580
00:24:10,555 --> 00:24:11,723
‐ Jodie?

581
00:24:11,723 --> 00:24:14,183
‐ Ah, our famous Dove Horse.

582
00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:16,561
A miniature horse made
of creamy Dove chocolate‐‐

583
00:24:16,561 --> 00:24:17,854
‐ Get out of here!

584
00:24:17,854 --> 00:24:18,897
‐ Oh!

585
00:24:18,897 --> 00:24:21,691
‐ Please tell me you wanted
that horse dessert.

586
00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:25,195
‐ No, I, uh,
I think I do want a divorce.

587
00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:26,112
From you.

588
00:24:26,112 --> 00:24:28,156
‐ MODOK can fix this.
I'll pay more attention to you,

589
00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:29,657
I‐‐ I'll eat less stuff off the ground,

590
00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:32,410
I'll call out your name during sex
instead of mine!

591
00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,703
I'll change!

592
00:24:33,703 --> 00:24:36,706
‐ I think‐‐ I think I'm just gonna go.

593
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:42,462
‐ You... dare... divorce MODOK?

594
00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:43,463
[sniffles]

595
00:24:45,381 --> 00:24:46,341
[burps]

596
00:24:47,842 --> 00:24:48,968
[squeaky voice] Shit.

597
00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:52,722
♪ theme music playing ♪

598
00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:56,726
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