1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:10,211 [exciting music] 2 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:17,418 ♪ ♪ 3 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,704 We've got rogue Romulan factions closing in behind us. 4 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,406 We leaving the Neutral Zone. 5 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,775 The "Dauntless" has locked on to our coordinates. 6 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,742 They're hailing us. 7 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,178 Jamming comms. 8 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,579 How do our shields look? 9 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,813 Shields at maximum. 10 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,715 Ahh! Oh, we've got incoming! 11 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,950 [torpedoes pulse, all scream] 12 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,519 Shields at 23%. 13 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,221 Rok, send the message, Morse Code. 14 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,455 Fire off their bow. 15 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:06,194 Do not contact, virus aboard. 16 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,628 Nope, they don't get it. 17 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,497 They just think we're firing at them. 18 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,898 Round two inbound! 19 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,800 Evasive maneuvers! 20 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,969 Shields are gone, captain. 21 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,738 We're caught in their tractor beam. 22 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,274 If they take our ship, the Living Construct activates. 23 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,743 Then disable that beam. Open fire! 24 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,245 [tense music] 25 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,113 Oh boy, they didn't like that. 26 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:28,549 Torpedo three coming our way! 27 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,018 Brace for impact. 28 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,720 End simulation. 29 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,154 [all groan] 30 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,990 Oh, well, maybe we'll nail it the 87th time. 31 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,326 Doesn't matter. 32 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:41,229 No matter what we try, we lose every time. 33 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,364 We'll find a way out of the Neutral Zone. 34 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,965 We'll get to the Federation. 35 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,134 Maybe it's time we consider 36 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,770 we stop trying to go to Starfleet. 37 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,740 Wow. It's like a funeral in here. 38 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,742 Might as well be. 39 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,177 Our dreams of joining the Federation are dead. 40 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,980 You've been up for days. Get some rest. 41 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,217 What isn't present today might reveal itself tomorrow. 42 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:06,119 In stressful times like this, 43 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,189 Jankom Pog knows just the solution. 44 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,161 This does make me feel a lot better, 45 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:18,699 but what sort of lunatic would whip cream? 46 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,133 Who was I kidding? 47 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,372 Starfleet is the best and brightest in the galaxy, 48 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:28,141 and I'm just some accident from a petri dish. 49 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,843 Sounds like you earned yourself 50 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,780 two more scoops of sadness. 51 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,417 all: Pile it on! [laughter] 52 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:40,220 That Tellarite officer said lots of mean things about me. 53 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:45,526 Jankom can take it, but to call me short... 54 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,094 [laughter] 55 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,263 all: Pile it on! 56 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:54,935 What Jankom wouldn't give to slap his soggy jowls. 57 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,505 With words, of course. [laughs] 58 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,907 I'd like to slap my father for all he's 59 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,943 put me through, with my hand. 60 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,079 [laughter] 61 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,751 Let's hit the holo-sim at 0800. 62 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:15,423 How about 08-whenever- Pog-wakes-up-hundred? 63 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,027 [yawns, sighs] 64 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:23,864 Computer, turn everything off. 65 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:27,368 Let the darkness take me. 66 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,037 [soft mournful music playing] 67 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,940 ♪ ♪ 68 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,676 Computer, music off. 69 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,010 [computer chirps] 70 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,880 [music continues] 71 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,985 ♪ ♪ 72 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:48,288 Huh? 73 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,859 Did anyone else just see a feral human suffering 74 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,695 from malnutrition strolling around on our ship? 75 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:59,733 No, but some odd-looking glittery puffball 76 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,169 is giving me kissy lips? 77 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:06,840 [alien chirping softly] 78 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,244 Glittersmooch! [giggles] 79 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,980 Oh my gosh, aren't you the cutest thing. 80 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,214 Wow, you know that thing? 81 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,083 I take care of them in my holo-sim, 82 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,118 "Delta Heart Magical Veterinarian." 83 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,553 Look, I ain't judging, 84 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,955 but how did your holo-pet escape the holodeck? 85 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,057 There must be a malfunction with the holo-emitters. 86 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,394 That would explain the feral human. 87 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,396 But it doesn't make sense. 88 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,930 These holograms aren't permitted 89 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,966 to leave the holodeck, unless-- 90 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:37,337 I fear it may be far worse. 91 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:44,111 Friends, I believe we never left the holodeck at all. 92 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,046 It wasn't real? 93 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,180 The ship? 94 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,049 The mess hall? [gasps] 95 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,217 The ice cream? 96 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,052 All of them, fake. 97 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,353 Not the ice cream. 98 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,623 All of it, a simulation. 99 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:58,959 Computer, exit program. [computer chirps] 100 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,194 Computer, summon arch. 101 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,296 [computer chirps] 102 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,165 Janeway, can you read me? 103 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,567 Loud and clear. 104 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,335 I'm detecting your life signs 105 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:09,903 inside the holodeck, all right, 106 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,473 but the arch refuses to respond. 107 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,007 A disruption in subspace could be interfering 108 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,543 with the ship's functions. 109 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,578 Try to sit tight while I get to the bottom of it. 110 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,312 If we're all stuck in one room, 111 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,348 how is Zero all the way over there? 112 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:24,518 Motion floor tracking, visual horizon manipulation. 113 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,254 A holodeck tricks the mind to create any scenario. 114 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,256 I recognize this holo-program. 115 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,959 I often spend my recreational time here. 116 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,360 Come in, come in. 117 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,262 It's quite enjoyable. 118 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,130 [soft eerie music] 119 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,000 Well, if we're trapped here a while, 120 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,969 we may as well enjoy it. 121 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:47,541 Welcome to the headquarters of the Cellar Door Society, 122 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,410 purveyors of puzzling puzzles, amateur sleuthing, 123 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,079 and milquetoast mysteries. 124 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,247 Yeah, this is a hard pass. 125 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,316 I don't think we have a choice. 126 00:06:56,316 --> 00:07:00,387 So what dorky task do we have to do? 127 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,557 Return an overdue library book? [chuckles] 128 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,659 [scoffs] Dal, the Cellar Door Society 129 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,761 deals with precarious adventures, 130 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,930 like the Case of the Phony Pharaoh, 131 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,299 or the Case of the Biting Ghost, or the Case-- 132 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,134 Ooh, found a clue. 133 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,569 [blows raspberry] This is dumb. 134 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,104 Let's get out of here. 135 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,772 You can tease all you want, 136 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,775 but every time I solve a mystery, 137 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,845 the program ends and the arch reappears. 138 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,482 So if we play detective, we'll find a way out. 139 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,417 All right, what's the mystery? 140 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:35,255 It only reveals itself at the stroke of midnight. 141 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:39,059 [bell tolling] Aha! 142 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,594 [knock at door] 143 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:44,565 [suspenseful music] 144 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,400 The mystery is a feet. 145 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,070 Get it? Feet. It's at our--eh? 146 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,773 "For the Cellar Door Society. 147 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:57,344 Together, you can solve the case." 148 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,580 The sooner we solve the mystery, 149 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,414 the sooner we can leave the holodeck. 150 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,117 Uh, it's just scribbles. 151 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,519 Oh, yeah. 152 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,221 Jankom's having a blast already. 153 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,392 [Murf chirruping, grunting] 154 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,595 Gwyn, use your linguistic skills. 155 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,996 What language is this? 156 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,097 No language. 157 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,131 It's gibberish. 158 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:21,034 Or maybe it's a clue. 159 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,403 This sounds like a lot of work, Zero. 160 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,938 Think, Dal. 161 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:29,276 The envelope said the clues were meant for us, together. 162 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:36,483 ♪ ♪ 163 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,820 Murf, put your paper over mine. 164 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,423 Jankom! - Huh? 165 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,262 Cellar Door Society, endless adventure 166 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,664 awaits you with the case-- 167 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,933 The Case of the Lost Skeleton Key! 168 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,068 That's what we're after to solve the mystery. 169 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:59,206 Great, so we find a key, then this dumb holo ends? 170 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,941 An excellent deduction. 171 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,175 Sounds easy enough. 172 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,945 [laughs] Skeleton key? 173 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,581 [scoffs] What's it made of? Bones or something? 174 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,916 Don't look at me. 175 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,885 I'm just doing what everyone else is doing. 176 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,187 What is that? 177 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,457 [engines revving] [driving rock music playing] 178 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:21,428 And did we just get a music soundtrack? 179 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:28,401 ♪ ♪ 180 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,270 [laughs] 181 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,805 Look at short stuff here. 182 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,374 Did you come to get stepped on? 183 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,876 You know these guys, Zero? 184 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,812 No, this is something different. 185 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,481 [growls] 186 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,985 Is it me, or do they all kind of look like-- 187 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,186 Yep. 188 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,121 [groans] It's my program. 189 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,691 Jankom's been using this street fighting sim 190 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,593 to let off some steam. 191 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,129 I'm starting to worry one of these hooligans 192 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,430 knows something about our key. 193 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,499 I'm not worried about getting hurt. 194 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,568 I'm worried our two holo-programs 195 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,103 have somehow merged. 196 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,639 [groaning] 197 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,475 Leave the key to me. Hoo. 198 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,979 Stand back and watch me play. 199 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:18,551 ♪ ♪ 200 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,824 Who's got arms? Give us the key! 201 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,559 [grunts, laughs] 202 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,361 - [yelling] - Whoa! 203 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,932 Okay, now I see why you all spend so much time in here. 204 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,735 But don't worry, the safety protocols are on. 205 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,672 It is impossible to get hurt in here. 206 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,174 Whoa! [grunts] 207 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:45,345 [groans] Hey, that actually hurt. 208 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,646 Oh, no. 209 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,249 What happened to the safety protocols? 210 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,019 They've been shut off. 211 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,055 [grunts] I don't think this is a game anymore. 212 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,656 Janeway! 213 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,026 I'm trying to re-enable safety protocols out here, 214 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,761 but my settings only allow work 215 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,996 on non-essential functions. Dal, could you-- 216 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,834 Use my command code, GB64N32X! 217 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,035 Whoa! Ah! 218 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,737 This hologram really doesn't want us 219 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,471 to find the Skeleton Key. 220 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,374 This isn't a game anymore. 221 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,909 [shrieks] 222 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:16,977 [growls] 223 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,079 [yelling] 224 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,414 We could die in here! 225 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,016 [laughs] 226 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,152 [grunts, yells] 227 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,455 [suspenseful music] 228 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,423 The key. 229 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,360 Grab him--it may be our only way out of this program. 230 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,263 The tattooed ruffian flees. 231 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:42,970 ♪ ♪ 232 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,040 Please? 233 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,743 [all panting] 234 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,146 Shouldn't the arch be appearing right about now? 235 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:57,851 You kids will never escape. [groans] 236 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,687 His tattoo, it ain't just a key. 237 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,990 The Key Club? 238 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,960 [all gasp] 239 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,995 Where'd he go? 240 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,732 [thunder rumbling] 241 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,969 What's happening now? 242 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:20,373 [up-tempo jazz music playing] 243 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,843 We've unlocked the next chapter. 244 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,349 [indistinct chatter] 245 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,519 [soft jazz music playing] 246 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:36,489 ♪ ♪ 247 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,492 - Whose simulation is this? - [laughs] 248 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,862 Uh, not mine. - [laughs] 249 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,397 Look what the cat dragged in. 250 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,167 Come on up here and give us a song, would you? 251 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:53,006 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Murfy No Shoes! 252 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:59,412 * So you're feeling blue and having a bad day ♪ 253 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,215 all: Murf? - * Don't you fret it ♪ 254 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,184 ♪ Just smile and forget it ♪ 255 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,953 [upbeat jazz music playing] 256 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,587 ♪ With your cup half full ♪ 257 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,090 ♪ I swear those blues won't stay ♪ 258 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,660 Uh... what? 259 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,363 - Murf can speak? - And Murf can dance! 260 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,898 Or convincingly lip sync. 261 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,232 Let's split up and find the key 262 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,701 before things get any stranger. 263 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:25,805 * If the skies are sometimes gray ♪ 264 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,240 ♪ The sun can... ♪ 265 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,377 Barista, could I get a Jumja tea? 266 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,279 You wouldn't happen to have seen a-- 267 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,982 Jumja tea coming right up. 268 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,217 [gasps] How are you--? 269 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,618 [suspenseful music] 270 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,820 You look like you've seen a ghost. 271 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,490 My father's holo must have merged with the others. 272 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,358 You know, I don't just serve drinks. 273 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,994 I listen as well. 274 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,363 I guess I'm just surprised to see you here. 275 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,633 [chuckles] Do we know each other? 276 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,936 Not as well as you'd think. 277 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,845 - [gasps] - What are you looking at? 278 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,314 Is that from-- 279 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:11,518 Yep, another patient from "Delta Heart Hospital." 280 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,187 The further into the maze we go, 281 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,357 the more the simulations merge. 282 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,460 There's thousands of programs in the databanks. 283 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,429 Why is it choosing all of ours? 284 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,764 Ooh! Fascinating observation. 285 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,667 The holodeck may have more than a malfunction. 286 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,002 It has a motive. 287 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,205 Are you saying this is happening for a reason? 288 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,942 Anyone seen a skeleton key? 289 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,143 Looking for a skeleton key. 290 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,344 Hey, you, skeleton key? 291 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,445 Have you seen a skeleton key? 292 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,981 Anybody? Key? Skeleton? 293 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,816 [stammers] 294 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,052 [all growl] 295 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,921 Time to go-go. 296 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:52,025 My father put the fate of our world on my shoulders, 297 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,826 without ever asking. 298 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,363 Sounds like despite your pop's intentions, 299 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,630 you gotta find your own way. 300 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:02,435 Speaking of, which way out of here? 301 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,837 Get them! Over there! 302 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,239 No, not there! There! 303 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,541 There are two mysteries at hand. 304 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,378 First, the Case of the Skeleton Key. 305 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,514 Second, the riddle as to why the holodeck 306 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,349 has trapped us here. 307 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,118 [upbeat jazz music playing] 308 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,221 * You won't regret it ♪ 309 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,723 ♪ Just smile and forget it ♪ 310 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:27,660 ♪ ♪ 311 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,996 Hmm. 312 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,164 For such a swanky joint, 313 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,865 you'd think they'd fix that piano. 314 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,467 Fix it? 315 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,337 Sounds like it's got a missing key. 316 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,571 [gasps] 317 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,977 [key clicking softly] 318 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,645 both: The missing key! 319 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,147 [all gasp] 320 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,448 Get them! 321 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,350 The piano has a missing key! 322 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,985 Let's pop this blow stand. 323 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,586 I don't think that's how it goes. 324 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,555 Move it, piano man. 325 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,757 [soft piano flourish] 326 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,592 - Spectacular. - Murf! 327 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,229 [gangsters shouting] 328 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,031 To the next adventure. 329 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,736 [all yelling] 330 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:13,773 The program's breaking down, merging with the others. 331 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,408 [soft adventurous music] 332 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,078 Ahoy! Welcome back, Captain. 333 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,513 Prepare for a long journey. 334 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,050 - Uh... - Hah. 335 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:27,320 Okay, so I sneak in here once in a while too. 336 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,522 It's nice to have a crew that respects me. 337 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,525 - Fancy a snack, Cap'n? - No time. 338 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,462 The key has to be on board. 339 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,031 All right, me hearties, 340 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,700 we're looking for a rare treasure, 341 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,602 a skeleton key! 342 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,736 - Aye-aye! - Aye-aye-aye! 343 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,672 - We'll find it. - We will find it! 344 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,241 I shall go overboard to look! 345 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,780 [deep rumbling] [all gasp] 346 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,583 [water bubbling] 347 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,785 [creature roaring] 348 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,620 [yells] 349 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,424 Monster! Off the port bow! 350 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,560 No, no, no, no, no! [yelling] 351 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,431 [suspenseful music] 352 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:15,102 ♪ ♪ 353 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,871 That's not a monster. 354 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,708 It's a sparkle sea-hugger! 355 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,411 My favorite! 356 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,979 The corrupted holodeck programs are bleeding together 357 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,416 at a wildly dangerous pace. 358 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,751 If we don't find that key pronto, 359 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,986 we're gonna be hugged to death. 360 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:38,425 ♪ ♪ 361 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,361 No, Sea-Hugger! No more hugging! 362 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,030 Bad girl! Bad! 363 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,969 - [screaming] - [gasps] 364 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:57,043 ♪ ♪ 365 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,279 This is from your sim, Rok. 366 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,780 How did you take care of it before? 367 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,816 Uh... uh... 368 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,619 This poor creature is malnourished. 369 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,721 I prescribe fruit and fiber. 370 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,523 Fire! 371 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,729 [creature shrieking happily] 372 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,536 Nice vet work, Rok. 373 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,039 Any chance you practiced ship repair too? 374 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,408 I'm in my happy place, 375 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,877 surrounded by colorful creatures, snuggling. 376 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,645 We're taking on water. 377 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:36,149 [gasps] You really are a detective. 378 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,950 Hey, guys, Murf found another clue. 379 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,919 [chirping] 380 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,854 Look, it's a compass. 381 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,956 Pointing us to the Delta Heart Vet? 382 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,193 [groans] This game never ends. 383 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,460 Never ends. 384 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,163 Stop, we're not going anywhere. 385 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,532 Easy for you to say. You can float. 386 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,467 Yes, we could follow the compass, 387 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,770 but it'd just lead us to another clue, and another. 388 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:01,708 there is no skeleton key. 389 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,244 [chirping angrily] 390 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,979 Yeah, you said if we solve the mystery, 391 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,615 we get out of here. 392 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,950 The missing key is a ruse to keep us preoccupied 393 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,619 from solving the real mystery: 394 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,687 why we're trapped in the first place. 395 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,389 Let me deduce. 396 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,858 At first, we would've never known we were in the holodeck 397 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,229 if it hadn't been for those glitches. 398 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,564 After Rok astutely observed our favorite 399 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,799 recreational simulations were involved, 400 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,935 I knew it couldn't be a glitch, a malfunction, 401 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,672 or even a disruption in subspace as Janeway noted. 402 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,943 It must be a calculated attempt to keep us here. 403 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,145 You kids will never escape. 404 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,448 Stay a while. Sing us a song, would you? 405 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,883 Prepare for a long journey. 406 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,253 [suspenseful music] 407 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,021 [grunts] Okay, someone did this to us. 408 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,491 Who and why? - Was it my father? 409 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,960 No, but the culprit is on this very ship. 410 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,030 And the only way to win is if we refuse to play her game. 411 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,501 [all yelling] 412 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,239 Thank goodness you're okay. 413 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,144 Why are you looking at me like you don't recognize me? 414 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,647 Janeway, did you lock us in here 415 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,583 and turn off the safety protocols? 416 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,486 Of course not. I would never. 417 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,154 For all she knows, she's telling the truth. 418 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,624 But I fear she's unknowingly been manipulated 419 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,860 by a secret subroutine pre-programmed 420 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,263 to intervene if the ship's core directive 421 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,333 was ever interfered with. 422 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,036 Computer, show security feed of Hologram Janeway, 423 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,306 start of simulation. 424 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,345 Maybe it's time we consider we stop 425 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,280 trying to go to Starfleet. 426 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,219 She wouldn't allow us to stray from the ship's mission. 427 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,088 From the very beginning, she inspired us 428 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,957 to go to Starfleet. 429 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,359 Was it all a lie? 430 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,363 No, because we had the same goal. 431 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,732 It wasn't until we all agreed we should never 432 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:09,302 go to Federation space that her sinister motives 433 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,338 for activated. 434 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,206 Computer, create holo-program 435 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,909 to keep the crew distracted indefinitely, 436 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,378 no restrictions. 437 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,712 Acknowledged. 438 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,682 So you did turn off the safety protocols. 439 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,318 Then what did you need my command codes for? 440 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,487 To take control of the ship so it would 441 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,156 complete its mission and destroy Starfleet. 442 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:34,394 Use my command code, GB64N32X! 443 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,531 Federation coordinates acquired. 444 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,068 I'm so sorry. 445 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:47,139 I'd never intentionally do anything to hurt you. 446 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,376 But the Construct would. 447 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:53,380 I don't remember doing any of this. 448 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,916 I--I think Zero's correct. 449 00:21:56,916 --> 00:22:00,019 There's something wrong with me. 450 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,889 [alarm blaring] [all gasp] 451 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,892 [tense music] 452 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:12,899 ♪ ♪ 453 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,371 We've left the Neutral Zone. 454 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:21,240 [groans] And we're locked out of the controls. 455 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,683 I'm sorry. 456 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,959 [wondrous music] 457 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:47,166 ♪ ♪