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SEASON 01 # EPISODE 06
"Kobayashi"
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[THEME MUSIC]
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♪♪
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[THEME ENDS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[ALL PANTING]
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Jeez.
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How fast were we going?
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[GROANS]
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Around Warp 9-point...
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Pog's gonna puke...
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Proto-Drive has gone offline and inoperable.
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Slowing to impulse power.
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My father, is he...
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We lost him.
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But where are we?
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Computer, chart our trajectory.
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We began in the Delta Quadrant.
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And landed...
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[GASPS]
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Hmm, 4,000 lightyears away.
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Huh?
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Ha-ha, nice try!
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No juiced-up starship in the galaxy's that fast!
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How is that even possible?
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I... I have no idea.
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Come on... Almost, almost, almost.
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[GRUNTS]
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♪♪
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Dal, may we have a word?
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Uh, yeah, sure!
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Just doing... [CLEARS THROAT]
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Important Captain stuff.
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What's on your mind?
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Or all of your minds?
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Uh, well, we've been talking.
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And arguing, uh...
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We want to go to the Federation.
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The Federation?
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Can't we just enjoy our freedom a bit?
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We just got away.
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And barely escaped with our lives.
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The Diviner is still out there.
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And we can't expect that Proto-Drive...
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to save our hides, if it ain't even workin'.
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I'm scared, Dal.
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Maybe they can help us?
- Maybe.
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Or maybe they'll arrest us...
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for stealing a Starfleet ship.
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Ah, don't feed us that mudslop.
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We're refugees. They gotta understand.
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So you all wanna go...
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even if your Captain's completely against it?
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Uh-uh-uh.
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Self-appointed Captain.
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Aside from you...
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it is unanimous.
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Oh.
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Uh, nuh-uh, we haven't heard from Murf yet.
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Hey, uh, where is Murf?
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[WIND WHOOSHING]
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[CRIES OUT]
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♪♪
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Murf? Where are you?
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Murf?
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[SIGHS]
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Murf?
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Well, uh, I should probably go.
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Wait.
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I never thanked you for coming back for me.
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If you didn't, I might... not have...
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It's fine.
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Janeway wouldn't let us leave till we had everybody.
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Oh.
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Right.
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Yeah, well... [CLEARS THROATS]
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Well, uh... We cleared a bunk for you...
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whenever you're feeling better.
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♪♪
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Short 'n' Slimy, you in here?
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[WIND WHOOSHING]
- Whoa! What is this?
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[MURF GRUMBLING AND SCREAMING]
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Janeway?
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Ah, Holodeck Program Andoria Four is up and running.
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Classic.
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Holo-whato?
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Holodeck.
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As in "holographic simulation room."
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With thousands of unique programs...
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you can experience such stuff as dreams are made of.
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Aha!
- Ha.
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It feels so real.
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Computer, end program.
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Huh?
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That's not all she can do.
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Wanna skydive on Ceti Alpha Five?
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Huh?
- Ha, ha...
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Whoa!
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Fight in a Kal-If-Fee gladiatorial match?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Huh?
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[LOUD GROWLING]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Defeat Count Dracula?
- [DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC]
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How about a Jane Eyre holo-novel?
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It's my personal favorite.
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Oh, Mr. Poggy!
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You've arrived at our cotillion just in time.
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After postprandial canapés...
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we have a five-hour poetry recital...
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Ah, yeah.
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Then we'll watch...
- Hey. What about this?
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The "Kobayashi Maru"?
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An advanced Academy training module designed to test...
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the greatest Captains Starfleet has to offer.
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Greatest Captains?
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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Not sure you're quite ready for that one.
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How about your silly little Cone & Disk game instead?
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Little more your speed?
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I think I can handle some little Starfleet test.
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Janeway, dismissed.
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What about the rest of the crew?
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Nah. Once I ace this thing...
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they'll see I'm just as good as any Federation crony.
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Then they'll have to listen to their Captain.
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[GASPS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪♪
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You have chosen the Kobayashi Maru.
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Please select your desired crew.
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This is gonna be fun.
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Hey, I found Murf!
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Better not be eating our Chimerium.
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Or the photon grenades!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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That's not food!
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Spit 'em out!
- [MURF GRUMBLING]
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That's not good.
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Curious.
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Your tibialis anterior has already healed.
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You are in perfect health, aside from low serotonin.
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Why have you not left sickbay?
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It's because I'm sad, Zero.
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Since I cannot read your mind...
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may I borrow a phrase Janeway taught me.
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A penny for your thoughts?
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I don't belong here.
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And after what happened with my father...
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I don't belong anywhere.
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I too felt the pain of loneliness...
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when your father took me from my Medusan hive mind.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know.
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But I should have.
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But just as I found new purpose...
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you may as well...
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here, on our crew.
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Why would you need someone who speaks a few languages...
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on a ship that can translate all of them?
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Ah.
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But language is more than translation.
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It is interpretation.
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I have struggled to interpret the things I've seen...
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why the Diviner chose this ship...
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over his own daughter.
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And you think I have the answers?
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No.
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But perhaps we could find out together.
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[GROANING]
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You are growing weaker by the day.
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We... will... find it.
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Many failed before.
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Years wasted.
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Even if The Protostar is here...
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Then I will make a Progeny.
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No. We cannot defy The Order.
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And if my species dies with me...
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what of The Order then?
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An offspring is a liability.
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Emotions can be exploited.
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It is a chance!
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We are so close.
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Please, do this for me.
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♪♪
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Gwyndala...
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you are my blood.
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You are my spirit's song.
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And when I fall...
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you will rise to replace me.
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There is no barrier we cannot overcome.
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♪♪
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For we are Vau N'Akat!
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♪♪
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What about this J.T. Kirk guy?
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I'm pretty sure we already have a Captain on board.
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Computer, just give me some of the best you got.
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Acknowledged.
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Populating crew.
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Communications Officer Uhura.
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All decks standing by, sir.
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Chief Medical Officer Beverly Crusher.
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Looks like you could use some help, Captain.
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Chief of Security Odo.
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Hmm.
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And Science Officer Spock.
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Request permission to come aboard.
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I like this guy. You should take notes, Jankom.
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Permission granted.
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This is gonna be easy.
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What's the sitch here?
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Outpost Two coming into sensor range, Captain.
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I have a blip on the motion sensor, Captain.
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Captain, I'm getting something on the distress channel.
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Now we're talking. Put her through.
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...imperative! This is the Kobayashi Maru.
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We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power...
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[RADIO STATIC CRACKLING]
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[LAUGHS]
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What a bunch of whiners!
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Sir, that ship is located in Gamma Hydra Section Ten.
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The Neutral Zone.
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Okay.
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What's the big deal?
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Look, the Neutral Zone is all that separates the Federation...
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from the Klingons.
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No one is allowed in.
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Entry into which by either side...
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would constitute an act of war.
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I'm reading 87 lives, Captain...
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shields failing, hull breach imminent.
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Um...
- They're running out of time!
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Quick show of hands.
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Does anyone know these people?
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Excuse me?
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What does it matter?
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So nobody then.
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Okay, this one's easy.
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Reverse course and warp us outta here.
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You heard the Cap! Back it up!
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Not acceptable!
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Their very lives hang on what we do.
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Or on what this vessel fails to do.
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All good points.
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Everybody, everybody, calm down!
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I'm in command, so I'm allowed to...
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I don't care whether it's allowed or not.
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I will not do it!
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You can order me all you want.
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As of now, I'm resigning my commission!
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Ooh! Let's do that. Yes, mutiny! Yes!
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Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny!
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No! Sheez.
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Everybody cool it!
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Ugh! Fine.
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Change course for the Neutral Zone.
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That's not good enough.
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We may very well start a war!
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But you just told me to go in there.
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We have two Klingon ships...
- [ALARM BLARES]
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closing aft of us.
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They're in 1-3-6 mark 4.
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What the... Where'd they come from?
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Battle stations! All hands, battle stations!
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We are surrounded.
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Photon torpedoes locking on target.
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Ahh!
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Simulation complete.
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[DAL CHUCKLES]
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Simulation. Right.
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Oh!
- Jankom Pog knew the whole time.
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Captain assessment score 3%.
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Leadership 2%.
277
00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:45,203
Judgment .1%.
- Oh, come on!
278
00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:46,408
[LAUGHS]
279
00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:50,164
Jankom Pog is gonna blast this out to the others.
280
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,814
So my crew never respects me again?
281
00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:53,986
No!
282
00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:56,048
I can do this! Boot it back up.
283
00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:59,479
♪♪
284
00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:01,454
Why would my father need a ship...
285
00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,752
with an engine this powerful?
286
00:13:03,754 --> 00:13:08,048
And why was our advisor so shocked by its capabilities?
287
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,750
Maybe we should go to the source.
288
00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,245
Janeway?
289
00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,274
Happy to help if I can.
290
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,198
Fire away.
291
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,376
I'd like to know what was this ship's purpose...
292
00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:18,604
before we found it?
293
00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:19,840
The Protostar's mission...
294
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,332
was to enter the Delta Qua... Quadrant and...
295
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:24,949
And... I...
296
00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,379
I have no record of that.
297
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,750
Why was it buried in Tars Lamora?
298
00:13:31,952 --> 00:13:33,947
That information is unavailable.
299
00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,554
Just as I thought.
300
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,507
Her memory core is damaged.
301
00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:38,735
Actually, no.
302
00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:40,182
My memory's just fine.
303
00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,667
But it's... classified.
304
00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:45,306
How peculiar.
305
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,223
If her memories are classified...
306
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,314
perhaps there is a way to access them.
307
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,375
If you're gonna poke around in my head...
308
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:53,325
I'll need some coffee first.
309
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,125
Uh, Zero?
310
00:13:57,498 --> 00:13:59,396
I got a question.
311
00:13:59,699 --> 00:14:01,701
Hey! You're outta sickbay.
312
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,833
Thought I'd make myself useful.
313
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,469
Zero, what would happen...
314
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,385
if you ate photon grenades?
315
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:09,792
Asking for a friend.
316
00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:11,644
One would explode into a burst of gamma rays...
317
00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:12,950
and cease to exist.
318
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:14,763
[GASPS]
319
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:16,904
Um... Gotta go!
320
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,653
[GRUNTING]
321
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,608
[LAUGHS]
322
00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:24,154
Jankom's lost count how many times you've failed.
323
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,917
Just joking, it's 42.
324
00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:28,027
I don't care what the crew thinks anymore.
325
00:14:28,029 --> 00:14:29,063
This is personal.
326
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:29,976
Boot it back up!
327
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:32,484
Attempt number 49.
- The phenomenon of your stubbornness...
328
00:14:32,486 --> 00:14:34,324
belongs in a medical textbook.
329
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:35,078
Ah!
330
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,630
[LAUGHS] Lemme guess, Cap.
331
00:14:37,632 --> 00:14:39,615
You're gonna get them next time? [LAUGHS]
332
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,333
Boot it back up!
333
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,146
Attempt number 61.
- Huh?
334
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,600
Fire everything!
335
00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:46,960
Captain, are you quite all right?
336
00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:50,110
Boot it!
- No!
337
00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:52,733
Attempt number 78.
- I'm not going to let this happen again!
338
00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:55,530
Not again!
339
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,728
Boot it back up!
340
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,631
Attempt number 99.
- [ALARM BLARING]
341
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,016
Ghay'cha'?
342
00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:05,169
[TENSE MUSIC]
343
00:15:05,256 --> 00:15:08,433
♪♪
344
00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,133
I believe he has lost the capacity for rational decision.
345
00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:13,852
Yes, he's infuriating, sir. How can you stand it?
346
00:15:14,922 --> 00:15:15,555
Again!
347
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:17,789
Again!
348
00:15:18,391 --> 00:15:19,195
Again!
349
00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,298
Why can't I beat this thing?
350
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,951
Whoa, calm down.
351
00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,792
It's just a game.
- Game?
352
00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,587
That Starfleet game is telling me...
353
00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:30,934
I don't have what it takes to command a starship.
354
00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:33,048
What are you saying, it's right?
355
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:35,546
That The Federation's got something I don't?
356
00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:38,446
Uh. Yeah, tons of stuff.
357
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:39,773
Uh, uh...
358
00:15:39,775 --> 00:15:41,877
maybe if you listened to your crew once in a while...
359
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,008
you'd do better.
360
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,023
Or... or maybe someone...
361
00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:47,254
on my crew isn't loyal enough!
362
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,522
Oh!
- Computer! Arch!
363
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,951
Huh?
364
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,123
[GRUMBLING]
365
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,654
Hey, come on!
366
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,743
Who's gonna point out your mistakes?
367
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,436
Seal the entrance.
- Ah!
368
00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,440
Give me a better engineer while you're at it.
369
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:02,255
[HUFFS]
370
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,904
Thank you, sir! And call me Scotty.
371
00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:08,958
Murf! I... I don't know what to do!
372
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,247
I'm sorry, but...
373
00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:14,271
please don't explode into gamma rays!
374
00:16:14,621 --> 00:16:17,748
[BURPING]
375
00:16:18,802 --> 00:16:20,145
Ahh!
376
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,567
♪♪
377
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:24,879
Whoa.
378
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,925
That was crazy.
379
00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:30,034
[GIBBERING, FARTS]
380
00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:31,949
I bypassed the command functions...
381
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,417
but there's a passcode prescription...
382
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,239
Uh, encryption.
383
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,917
Access denied.
- Guys!
384
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:39,871
I think Murf's gonna be okay!
385
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,006
I think he might be indestructible.
386
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:45,238
Not to one-up her, but does Jankom have a...
387
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,750
Shh! Gwyn needs to concentrate.
388
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:48,697
Odd.
389
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:53,125
The Universal Translator has not converted this data stream.
390
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,125
Because it's written in the language of my home world...
391
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:58,922
Solum.
392
00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:01,165
Oh.
- On a Federation ship?
393
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,299
How is that possible?
394
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,070
It's not.
395
00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:06,867
My father and I are the last of our kind.
396
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:09,688
And we've never encountered Starfleet before.
397
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,414
Maybe I can crack it.
398
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:13,820
Remember...
399
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,668
it is not mere translation.
400
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,375
But interpretation.
401
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,785
"There is no barrier we cannot overcome."
402
00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:25,629
"For we are Vau N'Akat."
403
00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:29,008
♪♪
404
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,621
Access... granted.
405
00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:32,057
[CHEERING]
406
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,291
Okay. I finally cracked it!
407
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:39,236
Earpiece, keep that mic hot.
408
00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:41,922
Mustache and Jellyman, know your roles.
409
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,408
Pointy Ears and Big Red, with me.
410
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:45,556
On my mark.
411
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:47,025
Ready?
412
00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:50,534
It's go time.
- ...imperative!
413
00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:52,483
This is the Kobayashi Maru.
- "This is the Kobayashi Maru."
414
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,055
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hear you, Koby!
415
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,742
Why don't you enjoy some relaxing tunes?
- [ ♪ AC/DC - "THUNDERSTRUCK" ♪ ]
416
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,571
All channels are totally jammed, Captain.
417
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:02,772
It's a little loud!
418
00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:06,132
Which means our stealthy Klingon pals...
419
00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:08,244
can't hear what's coming next.
420
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,158
Engage impulse in a barrel roll loop!
421
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,364
Overload the warp core...
422
00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:15,705
130%!
423
00:18:15,707 --> 00:18:17,792
The plasma inter cooler's gone.
424
00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,583
The engines are overheating!
425
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,986
Frankly, I fail to see any point at all.
426
00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:25,325
Gotta keep them on their toes, Jellyman.
427
00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:27,579
I've blown up so many times...
428
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:28,970
I see now...
429
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,759
the only way out is chaos.
430
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:34,125
Three, two, one.
431
00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,048
Presto!
432
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,399
Got a present for ya...
433
00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:38,927
and it comes with a message.
434
00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:40,822
What's that old Klingon saying again?
435
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,168
Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
436
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,058
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
437
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:47,086
Scotty, eject warp core!
- You've got it, Captain.
438
00:18:47,088 --> 00:18:49,656
♪♪
439
00:18:49,702 --> 00:18:52,627
Phasers, full spread!
440
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:55,458
♪♪
441
00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,526
Sweeping the area of Outpost Two.
442
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,994
Sensor reading indefinite.
443
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:06,461
And... the Kobayashi?
444
00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:09,015
Despite your unconventional tactics...
445
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,487
they're still alive.
446
00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,708
[LAUGHS] Yes!
447
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,048
Sensors are picking up a Klingon Battle Cruiser...
448
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,682
rapidly closing on the station.
449
00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:18,489
No!
450
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,457
Impulse and weapons are offline.
451
00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:23,121
We're dead in the water!
452
00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:26,863
If only we could get off this stupid bridge.
453
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,362
Transporter operational, Captain.
454
00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,169
♪♪
455
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,750
How big is this Holodeck?
456
00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:33,741
[SPEAKS KLINGON]
457
00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:40,620
♪♪
458
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,502
Did I do it? Did I win?
459
00:19:54,203 --> 00:19:57,213
Wait, you didn't say you could super pinch.
460
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,291
My congratulations, Captain.
461
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,252
Dal to Enterprise, you guys clean up here.
462
00:20:03,254 --> 00:20:06,774
I'm gonna personally escort the Kobayashi Maru back to safety.
463
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,400
This is your Captain, signing out.
464
00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:10,705
Stay safe out there.
465
00:20:11,592 --> 00:20:13,651
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
- Wait... Stop!
466
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,352
♪♪
467
00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:18,803
No!
468
00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:22,520
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
469
00:20:22,943 --> 00:20:25,427
Am I correct in my assumption that you've been disturbed...
470
00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:27,731
by what you consider to be a failure on your part?
471
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,387
I sat in the seat, I gave the commands...
472
00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,802
I tried to win at any cost...
473
00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:34,638
and I still lost.
474
00:20:35,286 --> 00:20:37,647
And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader?
475
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:40,161
No disrespect intended, but you must surely realize...
476
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:41,843
you can't announce the full truth to the crew.
477
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:44,343
You're the Captain of this ship.
478
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,164
You can't afford the luxury of...
479
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,789
being anything less than perfect.
480
00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:51,111
If you do, they lose faith...
481
00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,838
and you lose command.
482
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,853
But I'm not perfect.
483
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,564
I've never captained a ship.
484
00:20:58,219 --> 00:20:59,501
I've never had a crew.
485
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:01,954
What do I know?
486
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,682
But the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
487
00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:07,856
So a good Captain...
488
00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:10,958
puts the needs of the crew before himself.
489
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,693
Maybe I should be using these ears more than my mouth.
490
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,771
It is the only logical conclusion.
491
00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,374
In your own way, you are as stubborn...
492
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:24,548
as another Captain of the Enterprise I once knew.
493
00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:26,100
[CHUCKLES]
494
00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,468
Live long and prosper.
495
00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:32,077
♪♪
496
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,091
[CHUCKLES]
497
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,318
♪♪
498
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,750
Computer, just curious...
499
00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:44,556
how was I supposed to beat it?
500
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,000
The Kobayashi Maru is a no-win scenario...
501
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,354
designed to test how one reacts...
502
00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:51,917
to a hopeless situation.
503
00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:52,965
[LAUGHS]
504
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:55,969
Almost had it.
505
00:21:57,508 --> 00:21:59,611
Hey, guys. Just wanted to say...
506
00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:01,445
I thought a lot about what you told me this morning...
507
00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:02,062
and...
508
00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:05,542
What did I miss?
509
00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:07,156
Data fragments.
510
00:22:07,421 --> 00:22:08,983
Corrupted but readable.
511
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,382
The USS Protostar was a prototype...
512
00:22:12,596 --> 00:22:14,226
fastest in Starfleet...
513
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:15,718
There's so much!
514
00:22:15,775 --> 00:22:17,845
It'll take months to get through this raw data.
515
00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:20,829
But answers may lie within.
516
00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:24,147
Good thing Dal made us go back for ya, huh?
517
00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:30,396
♪♪
518
00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:32,352
Ooh. Who are they?
519
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,586
[GASPS]
520
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:34,937
Whoa.
521
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:39,639
♪♪
522
00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:41,233
Mayday, mayday!
523
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:43,928
This is Captain Chakotay of USS Protostar.
524
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,500
Chakotay? He's the Captain?
525
00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,936
Captain, warning, we're being boarded!
526
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:51,071
♪♪
527
00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:53,065
I'm suddenly realizing...
528
00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:57,151
you aren't my first crew.
529
00:22:58,673 --> 00:23:09,784
#
530
00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:17,687
♪♪