1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 $ SEASON 01 # EPISODE 06 "Kobayashi" 2 00:00:11,451 --> 00:00:14,367 [THEME MUSIC] 3 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:23,636 ♪♪ 4 00:01:32,545 --> 00:01:35,331 [THEME ENDS] 5 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:45,212 [SCREAMING] 6 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:51,567 [ALL PANTING] 7 00:01:51,663 --> 00:01:52,902 Jeez. 8 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,467 How fast were we going? 9 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:56,729 [GROANS] 10 00:01:56,731 --> 00:01:59,516 Around Warp 9-point... 11 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:00,875 Pog's gonna puke... 12 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,858 Proto-Drive has gone offline and inoperable. 13 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:07,560 Slowing to impulse power. 14 00:02:09,327 --> 00:02:11,962 My father, is he... 15 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,216 We lost him. 16 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,654 But where are we? 17 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:18,250 Computer, chart our trajectory. 18 00:02:20,483 --> 00:02:22,313 We began in the Delta Quadrant. 19 00:02:23,756 --> 00:02:24,844 And landed... 20 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:25,875 [GASPS] 21 00:02:26,454 --> 00:02:30,599 Hmm, 4,000 lightyears away. 22 00:02:30,601 --> 00:02:31,281 Huh? 23 00:02:32,031 --> 00:02:33,882 Ha-ha, nice try! 24 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:36,825 No juiced-up starship in the galaxy's that fast! 25 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,515 How is that even possible? 26 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:41,714 I... I have no idea. 27 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,495 Come on... Almost, almost, almost. 28 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:46,454 [GRUNTS] 29 00:02:46,456 --> 00:02:48,868 ♪♪ 30 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,838 Dal, may we have a word? 31 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,611 Uh, yeah, sure! 32 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:54,759 Just doing... [CLEARS THROAT] 33 00:02:54,761 --> 00:02:56,743 Important Captain stuff. 34 00:02:56,745 --> 00:02:57,875 What's on your mind? 35 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:00,791 Or all of your minds? 36 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:03,404 Uh, well, we've been talking. 37 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,010 And arguing, uh... 38 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:06,596 We want to go to the Federation. 39 00:03:06,668 --> 00:03:08,708 The Federation? 40 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,193 Can't we just enjoy our freedom a bit? 41 00:03:11,393 --> 00:03:12,877 We just got away. 42 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:14,881 And barely escaped with our lives. 43 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:17,102 The Diviner is still out there. 44 00:03:17,104 --> 00:03:19,766 And we can't expect that Proto-Drive... 45 00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:21,998 to save our hides, if it ain't even workin'. 46 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,626 I'm scared, Dal. 47 00:03:24,311 --> 00:03:26,922 Maybe they can help us? - Maybe. 48 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:29,254 Or maybe they'll arrest us... 49 00:03:29,256 --> 00:03:32,346 for stealing a Starfleet ship. 50 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:34,566 Ah, don't feed us that mudslop. 51 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:37,185 We're refugees. They gotta understand. 52 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:39,397 So you all wanna go... 53 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:41,960 even if your Captain's completely against it? 54 00:03:41,962 --> 00:03:42,867 Uh-uh-uh. 55 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:44,780 Self-appointed Captain. 56 00:03:44,782 --> 00:03:46,271 Aside from you... 57 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,678 it is unanimous. 58 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,375 Oh. 59 00:03:49,904 --> 00:03:52,555 Uh, nuh-uh, we haven't heard from Murf yet. 60 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:55,492 Hey, uh, where is Murf? 61 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:59,721 [WIND WHOOSHING] 62 00:03:59,723 --> 00:04:01,638 [CRIES OUT] 63 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:05,648 ♪♪ 64 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,335 Murf? Where are you? 65 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,875 Murf? 66 00:04:10,558 --> 00:04:12,604 [SIGHS] 67 00:04:12,968 --> 00:04:13,671 Murf? 68 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:14,828 Oh. 69 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:16,211 Hmm. 70 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:19,885 Well, uh, I should probably go. 71 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:20,625 Wait. 72 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:24,947 I never thanked you for coming back for me. 73 00:04:24,971 --> 00:04:28,460 If you didn't, I might... not have... 74 00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:30,194 It's fine. 75 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,878 Janeway wouldn't let us leave till we had everybody. 76 00:04:35,627 --> 00:04:36,339 Oh. 77 00:04:38,249 --> 00:04:38,940 Right. 78 00:04:40,526 --> 00:04:41,984 Yeah, well... [CLEARS THROATS] 79 00:04:41,986 --> 00:04:43,937 Well, uh... We cleared a bunk for you... 80 00:04:44,056 --> 00:04:45,947 whenever you're feeling better. 81 00:04:50,329 --> 00:04:51,187 ♪♪ 82 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:52,859 Short 'n' Slimy, you in here? 83 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,947 [WIND WHOOSHING] - Whoa! What is this? 84 00:04:55,899 --> 00:04:58,423 [MURF GRUMBLING AND SCREAMING] 85 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:03,617 Janeway? 86 00:05:04,189 --> 00:05:08,414 Ah, Holodeck Program Andoria Four is up and running. 87 00:05:08,757 --> 00:05:09,500 Classic. 88 00:05:09,796 --> 00:05:11,412 Holo-whato? 89 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:12,531 Holodeck. 90 00:05:12,694 --> 00:05:15,654 As in "holographic simulation room." 91 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,015 With thousands of unique programs... 92 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:21,975 you can experience such stuff as dreams are made of. 93 00:05:21,977 --> 00:05:23,248 Aha! - Ha. 94 00:05:24,154 --> 00:05:25,459 It feels so real. 95 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:27,230 Computer, end program. 96 00:05:27,232 --> 00:05:28,419 Huh? 97 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:29,959 That's not all she can do. 98 00:05:30,421 --> 00:05:33,216 Wanna skydive on Ceti Alpha Five? 99 00:05:34,077 --> 00:05:35,325 Huh? - Ha, ha... 100 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:37,939 [BOTH SCREAMING] 101 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:40,107 Whoa! 102 00:05:40,109 --> 00:05:43,025 Fight in a Kal-If-Fee gladiatorial match? 103 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,466 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 104 00:05:45,468 --> 00:05:46,279 Huh? 105 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,436 [LOUD GROWLING] 106 00:05:47,438 --> 00:05:49,483 [BOTH SCREAM] 107 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:53,291 Defeat Count Dracula? - [DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC] 108 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:56,307 How about a Jane Eyre holo-novel? 109 00:05:56,476 --> 00:05:58,315 It's my personal favorite. 110 00:05:59,027 --> 00:06:00,712 Oh, Mr. Poggy! 111 00:06:00,715 --> 00:06:03,504 You've arrived at our cotillion just in time. 112 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:05,783 After postprandial canapés... 113 00:06:05,785 --> 00:06:06,916 we have a five-hour poetry recital... 114 00:06:06,918 --> 00:06:08,011 Ah, yeah. 115 00:06:08,013 --> 00:06:10,917 Then we'll watch... - Hey. What about this? 116 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,053 The "Kobayashi Maru"? 117 00:06:13,559 --> 00:06:16,695 An advanced Academy training module designed to test... 118 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:19,598 the greatest Captains Starfleet has to offer. 119 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,351 Greatest Captains? 120 00:06:21,687 --> 00:06:24,039 Oh, boy, here we go. 121 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:26,875 Not sure you're quite ready for that one. 122 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:30,819 How about your silly little Cone & Disk game instead? 123 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,468 Little more your speed? 124 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:34,782 I think I can handle some little Starfleet test. 125 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,329 Janeway, dismissed. 126 00:06:38,114 --> 00:06:39,855 What about the rest of the crew? 127 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,708 Nah. Once I ace this thing... 128 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:45,408 they'll see I'm just as good as any Federation crony. 129 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:48,273 Then they'll have to listen to their Captain. 130 00:06:48,561 --> 00:06:50,112 [GASPS] 131 00:06:50,114 --> 00:06:53,160 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 132 00:06:53,966 --> 00:06:55,047 ♪♪ 133 00:06:55,065 --> 00:06:57,986 You have chosen the Kobayashi Maru. 134 00:06:58,073 --> 00:07:00,511 Please select your desired crew. 135 00:07:00,574 --> 00:07:02,502 This is gonna be fun. 136 00:07:03,088 --> 00:07:04,602 Hey, I found Murf! 137 00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:06,539 Better not be eating our Chimerium. 138 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,258 Or the photon grenades! 139 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,255 No, no, no, no, no! 140 00:07:09,257 --> 00:07:10,589 That's not food! 141 00:07:10,591 --> 00:07:12,815 Spit 'em out! - [MURF GRUMBLING] 142 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,307 That's not good. 143 00:07:14,549 --> 00:07:15,424 Curious. 144 00:07:15,426 --> 00:07:18,081 Your tibialis anterior has already healed. 145 00:07:18,211 --> 00:07:21,399 You are in perfect health, aside from low serotonin. 146 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:23,098 Why have you not left sickbay? 147 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:25,471 It's because I'm sad, Zero. 148 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,416 Since I cannot read your mind... 149 00:07:28,418 --> 00:07:30,666 may I borrow a phrase Janeway taught me. 150 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:32,190 A penny for your thoughts? 151 00:07:32,565 --> 00:07:34,440 I don't belong here. 152 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,205 And after what happened with my father... 153 00:07:37,659 --> 00:07:39,377 I don't belong anywhere. 154 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,611 I too felt the pain of loneliness... 155 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:44,442 when your father took me from my Medusan hive mind. 156 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:45,948 I'm sorry. 157 00:07:46,769 --> 00:07:47,783 I didn't know. 158 00:07:49,182 --> 00:07:50,182 But I should have. 159 00:07:50,445 --> 00:07:52,533 But just as I found new purpose... 160 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,182 you may as well... 161 00:07:54,652 --> 00:07:57,237 here, on our crew. 162 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,615 Why would you need someone who speaks a few languages... 163 00:08:01,702 --> 00:08:04,120 on a ship that can translate all of them? 164 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:05,097 Ah. 165 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,576 But language is more than translation. 166 00:08:07,578 --> 00:08:09,737 It is interpretation. 167 00:08:10,831 --> 00:08:13,366 I have struggled to interpret the things I've seen... 168 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,958 why the Diviner chose this ship... 169 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,018 over his own daughter. 170 00:08:18,354 --> 00:08:21,447 And you think I have the answers? 171 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:22,932 No. 172 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:26,018 But perhaps we could find out together. 173 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,680 [GROANING] 174 00:08:35,571 --> 00:08:37,797 You are growing weaker by the day. 175 00:08:38,348 --> 00:08:41,961 We... will... find it. 176 00:08:42,446 --> 00:08:44,375 Many failed before. 177 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:46,461 Years wasted. 178 00:08:46,742 --> 00:08:48,836 Even if The Protostar is here... 179 00:08:48,939 --> 00:08:52,173 Then I will make a Progeny. 180 00:08:52,175 --> 00:08:54,504 No. We cannot defy The Order. 181 00:08:54,506 --> 00:08:57,204 And if my species dies with me... 182 00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:59,673 what of The Order then? 183 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,762 An offspring is a liability. 184 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,350 Emotions can be exploited. 185 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,070 It is a chance! 186 00:09:05,227 --> 00:09:07,208 We are so close. 187 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:09,553 Please, do this for me. 188 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:16,473 ♪♪ 189 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,708 Gwyndala... 190 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:29,604 you are my blood. 191 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,000 You are my spirit's song. 192 00:09:34,229 --> 00:09:35,971 And when I fall... 193 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:39,000 you will rise to replace me. 194 00:09:39,938 --> 00:09:43,238 There is no barrier we cannot overcome. 195 00:09:43,326 --> 00:09:47,417 ♪♪ 196 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,586 For we are Vau N'Akat! 197 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,017 ♪♪ 198 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:58,785 What about this J.T. Kirk guy? 199 00:09:58,787 --> 00:10:01,820 I'm pretty sure we already have a Captain on board. 200 00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:05,451 Computer, just give me some of the best you got. 201 00:10:05,537 --> 00:10:06,653 Acknowledged. 202 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,045 Populating crew. 203 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:10,542 Communications Officer Uhura. 204 00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,301 All decks standing by, sir. 205 00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,740 Chief Medical Officer Beverly Crusher. 206 00:10:14,742 --> 00:10:17,360 Looks like you could use some help, Captain. 207 00:10:17,362 --> 00:10:19,494 Chief of Security Odo. 208 00:10:19,627 --> 00:10:20,500 Hmm. 209 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:23,689 And Science Officer Spock. 210 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:26,431 Request permission to come aboard. 211 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,804 I like this guy. You should take notes, Jankom. 212 00:10:28,806 --> 00:10:30,111 Permission granted. 213 00:10:30,644 --> 00:10:32,542 This is gonna be easy. 214 00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,597 What's the sitch here? 215 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:37,019 Outpost Two coming into sensor range, Captain. 216 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,208 I have a blip on the motion sensor, Captain. 217 00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:42,444 Captain, I'm getting something on the distress channel. 218 00:10:42,446 --> 00:10:44,452 Now we're talking. Put her through. 219 00:10:44,835 --> 00:10:46,897 ...imperative! This is the Kobayashi Maru. 220 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:49,897 We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power... 221 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,205 [RADIO STATIC CRACKLING] 222 00:10:51,571 --> 00:10:52,602 [LAUGHS] 223 00:10:52,604 --> 00:10:54,214 What a bunch of whiners! 224 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:57,741 Sir, that ship is located in Gamma Hydra Section Ten. 225 00:10:58,139 --> 00:10:59,376 The Neutral Zone. 226 00:11:00,141 --> 00:11:02,139 Okay. 227 00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:03,326 What's the big deal? 228 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:06,332 Look, the Neutral Zone is all that separates the Federation... 229 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,364 from the Klingons. 230 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,497 No one is allowed in. 231 00:11:09,499 --> 00:11:11,455 Entry into which by either side... 232 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:13,641 would constitute an act of war. 233 00:11:13,643 --> 00:11:15,766 I'm reading 87 lives, Captain... 234 00:11:15,828 --> 00:11:17,375 shields failing, hull breach imminent. 235 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,000 Um... - They're running out of time! 236 00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:20,774 Quick show of hands. 237 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,729 Does anyone know these people? 238 00:11:24,557 --> 00:11:25,681 Excuse me? 239 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:26,854 What does it matter? 240 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,112 So nobody then. 241 00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:30,565 Okay, this one's easy. 242 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:32,884 Reverse course and warp us outta here. 243 00:11:32,886 --> 00:11:34,957 You heard the Cap! Back it up! 244 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,081 Not acceptable! 245 00:11:36,243 --> 00:11:38,501 Their very lives hang on what we do. 246 00:11:38,503 --> 00:11:40,352 Or on what this vessel fails to do. 247 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:41,417 All good points. 248 00:11:41,419 --> 00:11:43,098 Everybody, everybody, calm down! 249 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,664 I'm in command, so I'm allowed to... 250 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,607 I don't care whether it's allowed or not. 251 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:49,932 I will not do it! 252 00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,708 You can order me all you want. 253 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:53,890 As of now, I'm resigning my commission! 254 00:11:53,892 --> 00:11:56,811 Ooh! Let's do that. Yes, mutiny! Yes! 255 00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,868 Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! 256 00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:00,328 No! Sheez. 257 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:01,636 Everybody cool it! 258 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,571 Ugh! Fine. 259 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,729 Change course for the Neutral Zone. 260 00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:06,980 That's not good enough. 261 00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:08,737 We may very well start a war! 262 00:12:08,739 --> 00:12:11,259 But you just told me to go in there. 263 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:12,606 We have two Klingon ships... - [ALARM BLARES] 264 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,833 closing aft of us. 265 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:15,958 They're in 1-3-6 mark 4. 266 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,795 What the... Where'd they come from? 267 00:12:18,797 --> 00:12:21,266 Battle stations! All hands, battle stations! 268 00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:22,452 We are surrounded. 269 00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:24,819 Photon torpedoes locking on target. 270 00:12:25,217 --> 00:12:26,717 Ahh! 271 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,101 Simulation complete. 272 00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:31,467 [DAL CHUCKLES] 273 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,988 Simulation. Right. 274 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:36,368 Oh! - Jankom Pog knew the whole time. 275 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,580 Captain assessment score 3%. 276 00:12:39,582 --> 00:12:41,862 Leadership 2%. 277 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:45,203 Judgment .1%. - Oh, come on! 278 00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:46,408 [LAUGHS] 279 00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:50,164 Jankom Pog is gonna blast this out to the others. 280 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,814 So my crew never respects me again? 281 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:53,986 No! 282 00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:56,048 I can do this! Boot it back up. 283 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:59,479 ♪♪ 284 00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:01,454 Why would my father need a ship... 285 00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,752 with an engine this powerful? 286 00:13:03,754 --> 00:13:08,048 And why was our advisor so shocked by its capabilities? 287 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,750 Maybe we should go to the source. 288 00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,245 Janeway? 289 00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,274 Happy to help if I can. 290 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,198 Fire away. 291 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,376 I'd like to know what was this ship's purpose... 292 00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:18,604 before we found it? 293 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:19,840 The Protostar's mission... 294 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,332 was to enter the Delta Qua... Quadrant and... 295 00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:24,949 And... I... 296 00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,379 I have no record of that. 297 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,750 Why was it buried in Tars Lamora? 298 00:13:31,952 --> 00:13:33,947 That information is unavailable. 299 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,554 Just as I thought. 300 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,507 Her memory core is damaged. 301 00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:38,735 Actually, no. 302 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:40,182 My memory's just fine. 303 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,667 But it's... classified. 304 00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:45,306 How peculiar. 305 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,223 If her memories are classified... 306 00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,314 perhaps there is a way to access them. 307 00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,375 If you're gonna poke around in my head... 308 00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:53,325 I'll need some coffee first. 309 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,125 Uh, Zero? 310 00:13:57,498 --> 00:13:59,396 I got a question. 311 00:13:59,699 --> 00:14:01,701 Hey! You're outta sickbay. 312 00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,833 Thought I'd make myself useful. 313 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,469 Zero, what would happen... 314 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,385 if you ate photon grenades? 315 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:09,792 Asking for a friend. 316 00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:11,644 One would explode into a burst of gamma rays... 317 00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:12,950 and cease to exist. 318 00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:14,763 [GASPS] 319 00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:16,904 Um... Gotta go! 320 00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,653 [GRUNTING] 321 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,608 [LAUGHS] 322 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:24,154 Jankom's lost count how many times you've failed. 323 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,917 Just joking, it's 42. 324 00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:28,027 I don't care what the crew thinks anymore. 325 00:14:28,029 --> 00:14:29,063 This is personal. 326 00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:29,976 Boot it back up! 327 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:32,484 Attempt number 49. - The phenomenon of your stubbornness... 328 00:14:32,486 --> 00:14:34,324 belongs in a medical textbook. 329 00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:35,078 Ah! 330 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,630 [LAUGHS] Lemme guess, Cap. 331 00:14:37,632 --> 00:14:39,615 You're gonna get them next time? [LAUGHS] 332 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,333 Boot it back up! 333 00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,146 Attempt number 61. - Huh? 334 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,600 Fire everything! 335 00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:46,960 Captain, are you quite all right? 336 00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:50,110 Boot it! - No! 337 00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:52,733 Attempt number 78. - I'm not going to let this happen again! 338 00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:55,530 Not again! 339 00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,728 Boot it back up! 340 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,631 Attempt number 99. - [ALARM BLARING] 341 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,016 Ghay'cha'? 342 00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:05,169 [TENSE MUSIC] 343 00:15:05,256 --> 00:15:08,433 ♪♪ 344 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,133 I believe he has lost the capacity for rational decision. 345 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:13,852 Yes, he's infuriating, sir. How can you stand it? 346 00:15:14,922 --> 00:15:15,555 Again! 347 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:17,789 Again! 348 00:15:18,391 --> 00:15:19,195 Again! 349 00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,298 Why can't I beat this thing? 350 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,951 Whoa, calm down. 351 00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,792 It's just a game. - Game? 352 00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,587 That Starfleet game is telling me... 353 00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:30,934 I don't have what it takes to command a starship. 354 00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:33,048 What are you saying, it's right? 355 00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:35,546 That The Federation's got something I don't? 356 00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:38,446 Uh. Yeah, tons of stuff. 357 00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:39,773 Uh, uh... 358 00:15:39,775 --> 00:15:41,877 maybe if you listened to your crew once in a while... 359 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,008 you'd do better. 360 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,023 Or... or maybe someone... 361 00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:47,254 on my crew isn't loyal enough! 362 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,522 Oh! - Computer! Arch! 363 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,951 Huh? 364 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,123 [GRUMBLING] 365 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,654 Hey, come on! 366 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,743 Who's gonna point out your mistakes? 367 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,436 Seal the entrance. - Ah! 368 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,440 Give me a better engineer while you're at it. 369 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:02,255 [HUFFS] 370 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,904 Thank you, sir! And call me Scotty. 371 00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:08,958 Murf! I... I don't know what to do! 372 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,247 I'm sorry, but... 373 00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:14,271 please don't explode into gamma rays! 374 00:16:14,621 --> 00:16:17,748 [BURPING] 375 00:16:18,802 --> 00:16:20,145 Ahh! 376 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,567 ♪♪ 377 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:24,879 Whoa. 378 00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,925 That was crazy. 379 00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:30,034 [GIBBERING, FARTS] 380 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:31,949 I bypassed the command functions... 381 00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,417 but there's a passcode prescription... 382 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,239 Uh, encryption. 383 00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,917 Access denied. - Guys! 384 00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:39,871 I think Murf's gonna be okay! 385 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,006 I think he might be indestructible. 386 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:45,238 Not to one-up her, but does Jankom have a... 387 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,750 Shh! Gwyn needs to concentrate. 388 00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:48,697 Odd. 389 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:53,125 The Universal Translator has not converted this data stream. 390 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,125 Because it's written in the language of my home world... 391 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:58,922 Solum. 392 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:01,165 Oh. - On a Federation ship? 393 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,299 How is that possible? 394 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,070 It's not. 395 00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:06,867 My father and I are the last of our kind. 396 00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:09,688 And we've never encountered Starfleet before. 397 00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,414 Maybe I can crack it. 398 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:13,820 Remember... 399 00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,668 it is not mere translation. 400 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,375 But interpretation. 401 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,785 "There is no barrier we cannot overcome." 402 00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:25,629 "For we are Vau N'Akat." 403 00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:29,008 ♪♪ 404 00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,621 Access... granted. 405 00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:32,057 [CHEERING] 406 00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,291 Okay. I finally cracked it! 407 00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:39,236 Earpiece, keep that mic hot. 408 00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:41,922 Mustache and Jellyman, know your roles. 409 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,408 Pointy Ears and Big Red, with me. 410 00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:45,556 On my mark. 411 00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:47,025 Ready? 412 00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:50,534 It's go time. - ...imperative! 413 00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:52,483 This is the Kobayashi Maru. - "This is the Kobayashi Maru." 414 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,055 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hear you, Koby! 415 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,742 Why don't you enjoy some relaxing tunes? - [ ♪ AC/DC - "THUNDERSTRUCK" ♪ ] 416 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,571 All channels are totally jammed, Captain. 417 00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:02,772 It's a little loud! 418 00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:06,132 Which means our stealthy Klingon pals... 419 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:08,244 can't hear what's coming next. 420 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,158 Engage impulse in a barrel roll loop! 421 00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,364 Overload the warp core... 422 00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:15,705 130%! 423 00:18:15,707 --> 00:18:17,792 The plasma inter cooler's gone. 424 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,583 The engines are overheating! 425 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,986 Frankly, I fail to see any point at all. 426 00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:25,325 Gotta keep them on their toes, Jellyman. 427 00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:27,579 I've blown up so many times... 428 00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:28,970 I see now... 429 00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,759 the only way out is chaos. 430 00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:34,125 Three, two, one. 431 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,048 Presto! 432 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,399 Got a present for ya... 433 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:38,927 and it comes with a message. 434 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:40,822 What's that old Klingon saying again? 435 00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,168 Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 436 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,058 "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 437 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:47,086 Scotty, eject warp core! - You've got it, Captain. 438 00:18:47,088 --> 00:18:49,656 ♪♪ 439 00:18:49,702 --> 00:18:52,627 Phasers, full spread! 440 00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:55,458 ♪♪ 441 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,526 Sweeping the area of Outpost Two. 442 00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,994 Sensor reading indefinite. 443 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:06,461 And... the Kobayashi? 444 00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:09,015 Despite your unconventional tactics... 445 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,487 they're still alive. 446 00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,708 [LAUGHS] Yes! 447 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,048 Sensors are picking up a Klingon Battle Cruiser... 448 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,682 rapidly closing on the station. 449 00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:18,489 No! 450 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,457 Impulse and weapons are offline. 451 00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:23,121 We're dead in the water! 452 00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:26,863 If only we could get off this stupid bridge. 453 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,362 Transporter operational, Captain. 454 00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,169 ♪♪ 455 00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,750 How big is this Holodeck? 456 00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:33,741 [SPEAKS KLINGON] 457 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:40,620 ♪♪ 458 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,502 Did I do it? Did I win? 459 00:19:54,203 --> 00:19:57,213 Wait, you didn't say you could super pinch. 460 00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,291 My congratulations, Captain. 461 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,252 Dal to Enterprise, you guys clean up here. 462 00:20:03,254 --> 00:20:06,774 I'm gonna personally escort the Kobayashi Maru back to safety. 463 00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,400 This is your Captain, signing out. 464 00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:10,705 Stay safe out there. 465 00:20:11,592 --> 00:20:13,651 [COMPUTER BEEPING] - Wait... Stop! 466 00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,352 ♪♪ 467 00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:18,803 No! 468 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:22,520 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 469 00:20:22,943 --> 00:20:25,427 Am I correct in my assumption that you've been disturbed... 470 00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:27,731 by what you consider to be a failure on your part? 471 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,387 I sat in the seat, I gave the commands... 472 00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,802 I tried to win at any cost... 473 00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:34,638 and I still lost. 474 00:20:35,286 --> 00:20:37,647 And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader? 475 00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:40,161 No disrespect intended, but you must surely realize... 476 00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:41,843 you can't announce the full truth to the crew. 477 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:44,343 You're the Captain of this ship. 478 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,164 You can't afford the luxury of... 479 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,789 being anything less than perfect. 480 00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:51,111 If you do, they lose faith... 481 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,838 and you lose command. 482 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,853 But I'm not perfect. 483 00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,564 I've never captained a ship. 484 00:20:58,219 --> 00:20:59,501 I've never had a crew. 485 00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:01,954 What do I know? 486 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,682 But the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. 487 00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:07,856 So a good Captain... 488 00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:10,958 puts the needs of the crew before himself. 489 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,693 Maybe I should be using these ears more than my mouth. 490 00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,771 It is the only logical conclusion. 491 00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,374 In your own way, you are as stubborn... 492 00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:24,548 as another Captain of the Enterprise I once knew. 493 00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:26,100 [CHUCKLES] 494 00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,468 Live long and prosper. 495 00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:32,077 ♪♪ 496 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,091 [CHUCKLES] 497 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,318 ♪♪ 498 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,750 Computer, just curious... 499 00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:44,556 how was I supposed to beat it? 500 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,000 The Kobayashi Maru is a no-win scenario... 501 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,354 designed to test how one reacts... 502 00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:51,917 to a hopeless situation. 503 00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:52,965 [LAUGHS] 504 00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:55,969 Almost had it. 505 00:21:57,508 --> 00:21:59,611 Hey, guys. Just wanted to say... 506 00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:01,445 I thought a lot about what you told me this morning... 507 00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:02,062 and... 508 00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:05,542 What did I miss? 509 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:07,156 Data fragments. 510 00:22:07,421 --> 00:22:08,983 Corrupted but readable. 511 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,382 The USS Protostar was a prototype... 512 00:22:12,596 --> 00:22:14,226 fastest in Starfleet... 513 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:15,718 There's so much! 514 00:22:15,775 --> 00:22:17,845 It'll take months to get through this raw data. 515 00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:20,829 But answers may lie within. 516 00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:24,147 Good thing Dal made us go back for ya, huh? 517 00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:30,396 ♪♪ 518 00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:32,352 Ooh. Who are they? 519 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,586 [GASPS] 520 00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:34,937 Whoa. 521 00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:39,639 ♪♪ 522 00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:41,233 Mayday, mayday! 523 00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:43,928 This is Captain Chakotay of USS Protostar. 524 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,500 Chakotay? He's the Captain? 525 00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,936 Captain, warning, we're being boarded! 526 00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:51,071 ♪♪ 527 00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:53,065 I'm suddenly realizing... 528 00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:57,151 you aren't my first crew. 529 00:22:58,673 --> 00:23:09,784 # 530 00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:17,687 ♪♪