This programme contains some strong language.
You get to cleanse your auras
at the Karma Is A Bitch Comedy Roast.
In the sewing challenge, she was a seamstress.
Oh, wait, no, I wrote that wrong.
In the sewing challenge, she seemed stressed.
Now, in the Snatch Game, Bonnie played a chair,
and in the makeover, RuPaul sent her career to the electric one.
My darling Pasty, for that make-up, I'd give you a brick.
- Bones... - I thought you did fabulously.
This look tonight, it's just gorgeous.
- Thank you. - Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
Tayris Mongardi just needed more substance.
Catrin Feelings.
The jokes were not there.
Catrin Feelings, shantay, you stay.
Tayris Mongardi, sashay away.
Blackout!
Ooh, seven! The time has come to crown our queen.
Ten weeks ago, we all walked into this Werk Room.
RuPaul's Drag Race UK, I do!
I came...
SINGS A HIGH NOTE
I slayed.
Is THIS your card?
It's finally here, the finale!
Bones is an incredible competitor and a really fierce queen.
She uses said rock to apply her make-up.
There's just always something of couture, glamour about her.
You were born to be onstage.
- Wow! - Catrin is just a big ball of charisma. - Brrring out the gimp!
She has been so consistent and RuPaul bloody loves her.
She da no!
I honestly underestimated her from the beginning.
# Wake up, you bitch!
# My mom's got you breakfast! #
She is incredible.
She's really brought it this season.
# Elbow, elbow, circle round
# Come on, Mama Ru Give me the crown! #
Silllexa is just all-round talent. The drag is just so impressive.
On the runway, to stand out is not easy, and you stand out.
I love Silllexa. She could do anything and make me laugh.
The UK's next Drag Race superstar is...
- Agh! - Tough call! - Tough call!
Oh, my God!
To be back in the Werk Room and I've just sent Tayris home...
- Oh, she's left us a big message. - ..it's a really weird feeling.
"As Maya Angelou once said, big tits, thin waist,
"all together now...
"Pum, pum, pum."
"It's been an absolute pleasure
"and privilege to share the love with you gals.
"Forever a baddie, Tayris."
- Oh, Tayris! We love you! - Love you, Tay!
It's really sad that Tayris has gone.
She was such a strong competitor.
Even though she didn't have a badge, she put up a fight
while she was here.
How are you feeling, babe?
I mean, it's been a really weird day, I'm not going to lie.
From just, like, y'know, bombing a comedy challenge,
the roast, and...
..sending someone who I, you know, had something with home,
- it's a weird one, I'll be honest with you. - Yeah, I can imagine.
I'm absolutely devastated and heartbroken for Tayris
right now, but I'm also chuffed I'm in the top four.
And it's, like, really weird feelings counteracting each other.
I mean, yous hadn't even went on a date yet,
- and you've already sent her home on Drag Race. - What a first date!
I mean, a lot happened in the backstage area during the Ru's...
Ooh, honey!
Disgusting. Dis-gusting.
- Were you fondling? - And the song We Want To Shag turned her on,
and before we went on for Crop Destroyers,
- we just had a little neck. - What?! - Oh, my God,
not me and Elle being the soundtrack to your lovemaking?!
I don't want think about Tayris and Cat. I don't know,
maybe it's a compliment that my earthy tones managed to
make them feel the... I don't know.
No, I don't want to think about that!
- Goodbye, Tayris. - Superstar. - Phwoar, it was rough.
But I am absolutely so proud of myself right now.
I am here in the finale.
- Guys, this is crazy. - Top four! - Top four!
- Bones, you won the roast. - Your third badge. - Third badge!
- Wild. - Who's the frontrunner now? - I guess me!
I know! I think we're all shocked.
I just won the roast. This is my third badge,
and I am the frontrunner going into the finale now.
And, bitch, I'm feeling confident.
Don't get it too twisted, girls, cos I never had to lip synch.
- You've been there twice. - And if you did have to lip synch,
- you'd be gone. - Well, yous don't know what I've got yet.
This was just a crazy week.
Bones won a comedy challenge
and Catrin nearly went home on a comedy challenge.
What is going on?
No, it is so crazy. Like, we have one more week left to show Ru
- and all the judges what we have. - You're going to win a crown,
you're going to win a sceptre,
- you're going to win 25K. - A lot of cash. - All I want to do
is get out of drag. I need to get some beauty sleep.
- I've a crown to win. - It's mine! - I am so in. - No!
The time has come to fight for that 25K.
I'm absolutely ready to take the crown home to Belfast.
Watch out, girls, sexy Lexy's here to sweep up the competition.
Baby, I'm ready. This is my time, and I want that money.
But most importantly, I want that flippin' title.
- It's time for you to go! - Go, go!
I've proven to the girls that I'm resilient.
Look no further, Ru. The winner is here.
By all means take your time. I've got a crown to win!
I can already feel it in my hands, this crown, sceptre and 25 grand!
She's here, she's queer and she's ready to fight.
# RuPaul's Drag Race... #
The winner crowned the UK's next Drag Race superstar
will receive a cash prize of £25,000.
Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr and Graham Norton.
- # RuPaul's Drag Race! - May the best drag queen win
# Best drag queen win! #
THEY CHEER
- Top four! - Lovely!
It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and, you know, today's just the finale!
- My God, this table is going to feel so empty. - I know!
- Girls, here we are! - Top four,
and I think first we should congratulate Bones on her last win.
Oh, my God, they're blending in with your jumper!
- I know! Not blending in in this competition. - No!
- See what I did there? - Well, I don't know about you, girls,
but this week, I feel like it could be my week!
- Something about it! - Was that what your crystals were telling you? Aw!
Not if I have anything to do with it, Cat.
Hello, hello, hello!
THEY CHEER
Oh, stunning!
My beautiful queens!
RU LAUGHS
Condragulations! You've made it
to the grand finale. Can you believe it?
Yes!
Good answer! And now there's just one more challenge before
one of you is crowned the UK's next Drag Race superstar.
So it's time to get down to business. Show business.
This week, for your big climax,
you need to perform the new showbiz show stopper, Money Shot.
Oh, my days, the best way to finish off this season is with
a massive bang, a huge, wet, dripping shot of money.
Now, you will write and record your own verses
and then make it rain with choreographer Claudimar Neto.
- Lovely! - Now, when you're not shaking your moneymakers,
you'll each sit down and spill the tea with Michelle Visage and me.
Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
I'm so excited for an original song.
I mean, I won the girl group challenge,
so this should be a breeze.
- Shall we have a listen, then? - Ooh, go on, then. - Let's go!
# Are you ready? #
Three, two, one, click.
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
- Ooh! I already love the vibe of this. - Yes.
This track sounds saucy and naughty.
- This is so fierce. - I like that bit.
I cannot wait for everyone to hear it.
I really think this is going to go off.
- We are going to be on that track, girls. - I know! - Everything you want.
Are you thinking you're going to be singing, rapping, are you
- going to be campy comedy? - Well, I think, after last week,
I need to bring just my comedy back
to show the judges, like, you know, this is who I am.
- She's still got it. - But I've already started thinking about lyrics.
- Should we get right in? - Yes, please. - Let's werk!
Writing these lyrics is starting to feel really real.
We are on the last challenge. This is so important.
This means the world to me. And it's hard!
- Right, then, girls, who's ready for the big climax? - I am so ready!
Let's get this going!
- Hi, guys! - LL! - LL! - Cool J!
Now, is this competition what you expected it to be?
I think this competition's been everything I've dreamt it to be.
I think everything I wanted to achieve here, I've managed to do.
Before I actually walked into the Werk Room, l almost had just
a breakdown of, "Can I do this?" I was so upset to be away from home.
- Wow. Because you're very close to your family. - Yeah. - Aw!
- I still live at home as well, and... - With your mum? - Yeah. - Aw!
- And I've never been away from home this long. - Wow! - Yeah.
Well, get used to it, kiddo. Now you're an international star.
What do you think your fellow queens' impressions of you were?
I think they rooted me out at the beginning,
because they knew I was younger. They didn't know anything about me.
And you've proved them wrong. You've never been in the bottom two.
No. I think the only thing I have to do is win this crown.
- And I can smell it, I can taste it. It's so close. - Aw!
Well, we've got one more big thing.
Shut up!
YVONNE LAUGHS
Do you know what? Aww, that was sweet!
- Ru, this is my mum! - Oh, my, look at Miss Got The Body!
- Yes! - You look gorgeous! - Gor-gee-uss!
- You've got your heels on. - Yeah. - What a superstar.
- You've done a great job with this kid. - I'm so proud of him.
- You SHOULD be proud of him. - So proud. - So smart and so lovely.
Evan has truly been different.
I have never met anyone like Evan before. He's so special.
He would've been really shy whenever he joined musical theatre,
but he always wanted to be the main part.
He wanted the main part, you know? So he always reached for more.
- As soon as he started doing drag, he wanted to be on Drag Race. - Ah!
Not long after, he wanted to WIN Drag Race.
You know, he was always thinking so much more, and big.
What are you feeling right now?
I just feel overwhelmed.
You know, here on Drag Race, we get to do these amazing things,
meet people. I've met Nadine Coyle, I've met everyone. And, you know,
it's just opportunity after surprise after surprise.
Well, this is just the beginning, by the way.
I'm very excited to have been a part of what you're doing
- on this planet. For just a wee bit. - But not too much!
- Thank you, Yvonne. - Thank you. - Thanks so much, Ru.
- Bye! - Lovely to meet you. - You too.
SHRIEKING
- Oh! Hello! - Look who's here! - Hi, Catrin. Catrin Feelings! - Hello!
- You've placed highly several times. - Yes. - But you've narrowly missed...
- Mm-hm. - ..getting that badge. - Y'know, I've gotten to the top four
without a badge, and loads of badge winners have gone home.
So I don't mean to brag...
We were very surprised that you were in the bottom last week.
- I thought my jokes were funny. - I'm going to tell you,
they weren't.
- But you've got it, kiddo. - Thank you. - Here you are, top four. - Yes!
Who are your supporters back home?
My mam and dad are the biggest Catrin Feelings supporters ever.
The thing I love the most is seeing my dad go out of his way
to, like, correct people when I'm in drag, to use my proper pronouns.
I like to make sure that they don't refer to me as Ellis
- when I'm in drag and refer to me as Catrin. - Aw!
- While we have you... - Yes? - ..we've got a very important thing. - Yeah?
Oh, my God!
- So, this is my dad, Kev. - Well, welcome! - Thank you so much.
- Your kid has done very well. Are you surprised? - No.
I know how talented he is.
Seeing Ellis growing up, he was very much, you know, a show person.
I had to build a stage in the attic for him to put a show on!
And he would make tickets and sell them to me!
- The whole production! - I love it!
You know, Kev, we don't get a lot of dads that will not just come on
the show, but in the community speak up or stand by their child's side.
- Very sadly. - Yeah. - But, yeah, I'd do anything for him. He knows that.
And I don't care what sexuality you are,
I don't care about anything. We'll always love you.
- Aw. - And to have a parent who's encouraging that way,
- that's why you're here today. - Yeah.
- Thank you both so much. - Thank you so much. - This has been wonderful.
- Thank you. - Thank you. - Let's go. - Enjoy.
THEY LAUGH
I love when dads show up for their kids.
- Oh, my gosh. Look who's here. - Who's here? - Hi.
- It's me! - It's Bones! - Hi.
- So, Bones, you're sitting here with three badges. - I know.
- You won one for the Roast. - Yeah. - It was surprising to me.
- Was it surprising to you? - It was just as surprising to me!
ALL LAUGH
It's definitely the start of a positive change, hopefully,
when it comes to my public speaking.
You know, once you live in this body for a number of years,
you realise it is like a machine,
- and there are ways to hack the machine. - Yeah.
- It's all in there. - It's all in there. - That's the thing,
and it's the realising that I actually can do it.
I just have to retrain my brain to go, "OK, just do it, then."
Another part of why you're such a success is,
you go into this zone when you're onstage
and it's absolutely hypnotic,
and I understand why you're so popular
and why you're sitting here right now.
I've been really excited that I get to perform for you
and, you know, give you a show, and it's just really what I like doing.
- And it shows. - Thank you.
One more thing before we let you go.
Well, look who's here!
This is my mum, Diane.
Oh, my God, you should be so proud of your kid!
Aw... Oh! Three?
- Three, yes. - Yeah, I'm the only one with three. - Fantastic!
Has there been anyone in your family tree who has this kind of talent?
- I did actually do tap dancing for many years. - Really?
Oh, my God! Would you care to give us a sample?
Give us a time step, Diane!
- Oh, come on! - Is there no music?
Yeah, we'll keep...
MUSIC AND CHEERING
- Fantastic! - The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. - No!
How was it for you when little Bones comes up to you, Mum,
and says, "I'm gay"?
One day, he says, "I've got something to tell you.
"I just can't say it."
And I said, "Well, it's OK. Would you like to write it down?"
So he wrote, "I am gay."
Both my mum and my dad have always been so supportive of me.
I surround myself constantly with people that have no had
as good upbringings, and the only thing that I can do
is kind of give the love that I had from my parents to them.
I love that. Diane, we celebrate you for being such a great force,
as an example for parents out there. Condragulations.
- Thank you. - Thank you, both.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Michelle.
- You've been amazing, kid. - Thank you.
- See you soon. - Bye!
THEY LAUGH
How sweet!
- Hello! - Ah!
I see, yes!
- How are you? - Look at you.
- What does that say on your necklace? - Silllexa. - Silllexa.
- What does that name mean? - I went through some hard times
when I was younger, and the name Silllexa Diction is like
the addiction to being so obsessed with yourself
and the femineity that I possess, and just fully reclaiming my body.
It's all mine, nobody can touch it.
Nobody can come near me. I'm just fully owning that.
One thing I have never been is ashamed of who I am,
and I've got my parents to thank for that.
Oh, my gosh. You're very smart.
I think you've got a great head on your shoulders.
This is great, because this is just the beginning.
It's been so fun to watch you. Every time you're up there,
I just see a little sparkle in your eye.
We've got one more thing.
Ohh!
LISA LAUGHS
You crazy bitches.
- Hello. - Hello.
- This is my beautiful, amazing mother. This is Lisa. - Hi, Lisa.
- So, at what point in his childhood did you think,
"Oh, my God, this kid is going to be something"?
I remember when he was young and we went to town, didn't we,
and you saw that little tutu, and he was so adamant he wanted it,
I think he was about four. We walked round town with little Jake
- in a little tutu. - Aw! - Tottering round town, shopping.
- Lisa, how many kids do you have? - Two. - Two? - Yes.
- What's the other one like? - Totally different. - Kids, married.
- Two kids, married. - Ten years older. - Uh-huh.
Why so long between having babies?
- We didn't really want another one... Well, we did want... - Ohh!
RUPAUL SHRIEKS
That sounds so bad.
Come back!
It was a surprise.
It wasn't planned.
Go back to Leeds!
It was.
I know what you mean, it's fine.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Thank you both so much... - Thank you for this.
- ..for being here. This has been such a joy. - Oh.
- You should be very proud of yourself. - I am. Thank you.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you, Lisa. - Lovely to meet you.
- Hello! - Hello, hello, hello!
How are you?
It has been so amazing to see my mum today,
but we just have so much work to do.
I need to crack on with that.
Mum, I'll have a cup of tea with you later in the week.
- Look at that - top four. - Hmm. - Crazy.
I'm expecting a higher level than we did before.
Push yourselves to do extreme.
Just really commit yourselves, fully go into it,
give me everything you have left.
This is down to you now.
- Right? - Yes. - So, Bones, let's go. We're going to start with you,
This is the final challenge
and this can really make or break a winner.
I definitely have my work cut out for me
with this choreography, but tomorrow is my money shot,
and I'm ready to take aim. Pow!
We got a one, two, money, three,
four, five, six and seven, eight.
Nothing can go wrong. Not a single thing.
Not a hair out of place.
Everything has got to be perfect.
I want you to jump out and grab his chest, right in front of him.
There you go.
This is our last chance to prove that we're the UK's
next drag superstar.
There's a lot there for us to do, right?
Time is not on our side,
but I believe we can do it.
- Yeah. - Mm-hm.
This is the finale and there's no second chances.
ALL EXCLAIM
I'm going to win!
It's the last day in the Werk Room. It's the final!
How is everyone feeling today?
Really excited.
- This is our final day in the Werk Room. - Yeah. - I know.
It's surreal, isn't it?
Oh, my God, is this your mascara day?
- Ohh! - Catrin, wear mascara for the finale. - You have to.
- Mind you, if it starts running down my face,
- I'm going to blame one of you lot. - Why would it run down your face?
- Oh, if you cry? - I think you have got a wrong impression of mascara.
Honestly, these girls are obsessed.
Leave me alone. I've got a crown to win!
Hello, bitches!
ALL EXCLAIM
Oh, my God!
I brought Suzy!
What is going on?! Kyran's just walked in!
I have half an eyebrow!
- Hello! - I had half an eyebrow literally ten minutes ago.
Oh, my God, Kyran's here and I've only got one eyebrow.
Hello, everyone. How are we doing? How are we feeling?
- Great. - Fantastic. - It's the finale.
- It is. - I felt exhausted. I remember feeling exhausted
- but that kind of adrenaline just pushes you through. - Mm-hm.
Like, eyes on the prize, baby. Eyes on the prize.
- And I hope you're all feeling that. - Yes! - I can see some badges.
- Where's mine? - I have two.
- You have two. One? - I have five.
You have five? Oh, my God, bitch!
He's also a compulsive liar.
Right, girls, let's get down to business.
I'm going to take you for a very special viewing party.
Follow me!
KYRAN GIGGLES
A surprise viewing party?
What the hell could we be viewing?
OK. So we're going to watch something very special.
- Do you have any ideas? - I'm stupid, so I've no clue.
Wait, my sex tape hasn't leaked again, has it?
Three, two, one, let's go.
Hi, guys. My name is Silllexa Diction.
- Ohh! - God!
Not to see the casting tapes. What the hell is this?!
And I'm from Leeds, West Yorkshire! Born and bred, baby.
I'm just getting ready to go to the club. I thought I'd just check in.
- Oh, my! - She's such a flirt.
Come on, baby, I know you love me. I know you want me.
Come and get me. Pick me.
- Is this the Silllexa you know and love? - Yeah.
Oh, yeah, bitch!
Oh, my gosh, where are you?
I feel this is somewhere where you get murdered.
- Are you in a stable? - It's near my apartment.
Is this where they go to shag in Yorkshire?
The runway - going to gag.
The Snatch Game - going to do my best.
And she did, and she did!
What happened?
I'm still here!
Yes, you are.
Why did they want me from that?
Cos you begged, bitch. You're like, "Please!"
It's making me cringe a little.
I feel like a completely different queen to the person
- who was in that tape. - OK.
- Ohh! - Oh!
Hi, I'm Bones, I'm 25 years old and I'm the Queen of Soho.
OTHERS GASP AND LAUGH
As soon as I sent off my audition tape,
I'd never watched it again.
She's the big boss!
Oh, yeah, bitch!
SHE SINGS
I filmed my lip-sync in the same place!
No way!
Bones - take out the BS and you've got the One.
Yeah, bitch.
KYRAN LAUGHS
Does that feel like you now, Bones?
No, it's kind of a bit foreign, really, watching that.
I don't know. I see the desperation in her,
but I'm glad that it was there cos it got me here.
- Our cocky Bones... - I know. What a cocky bitch.
"Take out the BS, and I'm the One!"
OK. Who's it going to be?
- Who's it going to be? - Let's go. Let's go.
She is handsome, she is pretty, she is Elle from Belfast City.
- Who is that woman? - Hi, guys. My name is Evan, also known as Elle Vosque.
- I'm 21... - Oh, pretty.
HE IMPERSONATES JESSICA VOSK
You look like her so much.
- I know. It was terrifying. - So scary!
Did you do this?
You gotta understand me.
They type of drag I hate is a late drag queen.
Like, if I can show up on time
looking like this,
and you show up late looking like that...
Is that you?
Yeah!
So, basically, pick me, pick me, pick me, please.
Aw!
I feel like a different queen.
- Back then, you had two eyebrows. - I know!
RIP to the brows she used to be, you know?
After ten long weeks competing here, she was pretty fierce,
but I'm a lot fiercer now.
Right, now let's see who's rounding out this top four.
- I have no idea who it's going to be. - Who could it be?
- Hiya, my name is Ellis Lloyd Jones... - The same jumper!
Oh, get it off me! Get it off!
Did you film this today, bitch?
Just about five minutes ago.
I'm always the one to go over and flirt with the wives' husbands,
the wives' lovers.
There's a reason why they call me Catrin Feelings.
Cos it's my name on Instagram.
Oh, my God, another kitchen!
SHE SINGS
Is it a kitchen-slash-drag room?
Yeah!
It's honestly so wild watching this back.
I would love to tell that person, like,
"This is the video that is going to change your life."
I'm going to win that crown because I'm going to work my boobs off.
Yay!
Well, let's be honest, the confidence is still there, isn't it?
She hasn't won nothing, but hey-hey-hey!
Listen, it's the finale. Report cards out the window now.
- Whatever happens... - Hey, let's not go too far.
- Good luck, girls. Come on, give me a cuddle. - Ohh!
It was so nice to see my London sister Kyran walk into the Werk Room
and it just reminds me - I've got a crown to win.
It's just given me the drive to push it and give the judges a show today.
Now, go take that other eyebrow off, bitch!
- How fun was that seeing Kyran earlier? - Oh, my God, so good.
It's wild how that's going to be, like, one of us.
I know!
- The pressure is really on right now. - It is.
And who's going to be taking that crown home to their town?
It's going back to Belfast.
I have surprised these girls week after week
and I'm not done surprising them yet.
The crown's coming back to Leeds.
This is one last final push.
There's no room for mistakes.
I think it's about time that the UK has its first-ever Welsh winner.
These girls are all my sisters,
but, girls, I will be taking that crown back to Wales.
Well, I'm glad you are confident, girl.
This is the most important gig of my life.
This is my chance to show the judges that I am the winner
and I am the UK's next drag superstar.
May the battle commence!
Aw! That was really fighting talk, girls.
LAUGHTER
# Cover girl Put the bass in your walk
# Head to toe Let your whole body talk... #
APPLAUSE
- # ..And what? # - Hey!
Welcome to the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
She's been giving more bang for the buck since 1985,
it's Michelle Visage!
Now, Michelle, after you hit the big time,
what was your first major purchase?
When I got my first residual cheque for my song on The Bodyguard
soundtrack - track nine, thank you very much,
I wanted to buy even bigger knockers,
but instead, I was a good daughter and bought my parents a condo.
Aw!
National treasure Graham Norton,
- same question. - Anal bleaching.
Ah!
LAUGHS
Wise investment.
And the super specsy
Alan Carr, what was your
first major purchase?
A penis reduction.
LAUGHS
Some of it had to go! It was too much...
Oh, sorry, did you want a jokey answer?
THEY LAUGH
Sorry.
This week, we challenged our top four to take aim with
the show stopping number Money Shot.
And tonight on the runway, the category is...epic eleganza.
Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
They are here to make herstory.
Performing Money Shot, it's Bones, Catrin Feelings,
Silllexa Diction and Elle Vosque.
# I'm ready for my close-up
# Come for the money shot
# I'm ready for my close-up
# Come for the money shot
# You have come to see the glory Hole of my winner's story
# I believe was provident Now eat up all this opulence
# Girl, you are not top We've seen you tuck in
# Stuck at the bottom So quit your clucking
# Catrin here coming out for the top
# I reign while the others flop
# Interruption Hard stop
# She's all chat Too dull to function
# See my talent growing more
# Bigger than the ones You've seen before
# This is the moment I know you've been waiting
# Your queen has arrived
# Now show adulation
# Baby
# Just look at us now Oh, yeah, getting closer
# Oh, yeah, getting closer
Uh, yeah, getting closer
# I'm ready for my close-up Come for the money shot
- # Come for the money shot - Oh, yeah
# The money shot
# Shoot my shot I never miss
# All the other girls Want to look like this
# Queen of clutch You know I never sleep
# If you're not on the guest list Move, bitch, please
- # Yeah - Strong by name
- # Yeah - Heavenly by nature
- # Oh-oh - The runway hunter
- # Yeah, yeah - I'm gonna bone ya
# Sure enough to collect my cash No time for the drama
# Leave it on the dash Show the love for my sisters
# On my one down low
# Got you all on your knees Screaming, Tina, no!
- # Yeah - Shirley Bassey on my left side
# Catrin Feelings on the long rise
# Cos I gotta know you get me
# Hey, hey, hey
# Anticipation A standing ovation
# Eat up our music It's loud, loud, loud, loud
# I'm getting closer The moment ain't over
# The feeling comes over me now
# Oh!
# We came, we slayed
# All up in your face
# Baby, let me tell you This ain't all I've got
# Get up, stand up And feel the love
# Cos we are getting ready For the money shot
# Oh!
# I'm ready for my close-up
# I strut in the game With my eyes on the prize
# It's my time now From the low to the highs
# I'm a Yorkshire pudding And I'm ready to rise
# I'm still silly It ain't no lie
# Out of this world Moon walker
# Big tits Slick talker
# I don't know Why these other girls try
# The top three Me, myself and I
# She is glamour She is really
# Elle's a belle of Belfast City
# A girl's best friend It's a money shot
# Mr Charles I'm ready for my close-up
- # Yeah - Face card my currency
- # Yeah - Winning on the silver screen
# Irish girl into queen!
# Anticipation A standing ovation
# Eat up our music It's loud, loud, loud, loud
# I'm getting closer The moment ain't over
# A feeling comes over me now
# Oh!
# We came We slayed
# All up your face
# Baby let me tell you This ain't all I got
# Get up, stand up And feel the love
# Cos we are getting ready For the money shot, oh!
# Better get up Better stand up
# And feel the love
# Better get up Better stand up
# And feel the love
# Lights down, face on, eyes up And feel the love
# We are getting ready For the money shot, oh!
# We came, we slayed All up your face. #
CHEERING
- Woohoo! - Money Shot is available right now to stream and download.
Category is...epic eleganza.
First, let's welcome back our returning queens.
Pasty.
She has to shoulder some of the blame.
The unlucky cow is back!
For my finale runway I am serving business realness!
I didn't win the cash but I'm definitely sneaking it home with me.
What's in the dossier, Pasty?
Money.
Drag Race tested me in a lot of ways
and I've just come out of it stronger, to be honest,
and it's just nice to look good on the runway for once.
Tina, bring me my attache!
She leaves the boys panting.
Pants?!
I am so excited to be back here on the runway serving you
fashion for, apparently, the first time this season.
Viola, you haven't said CELLO.
I'm leaving here so proud in my aesthetic,
in my unique take on drag and, at the end of the day,
I'm just a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished.
Fiddle-dee-dee!
BLOWS KAZOO
KAZOO do you think you are?!
- Aw! - She's changed her name to Union Jack-A-Harry.
For my finale look, I'm giving you the Queen of the UK! I have arrived!
Quite simply, what's eleganza without the doll?
Duh!
She's available on the NHS.
I'm feeling absolutely gorgeous, darlings.
I've got a fabulous garment made by me, obviously,
and I'm just looking great. K-K! Bye!
- She always knows where her anal beads are. - She does.
You know, Graham, she travels with them.
Who ordered a Chai T Grande?
What's the T, Chai T?
Barefoot and fancy free!
For this finale runway, I am serving high Chai T.
I am playing homage to the beautiful,
beautiful Thai dancers that I was mesmerised with as a child.
- Now that is a low heel. - Yes, it is. The lowest of heels.
I am so insanely proud to come from a mixed heritage background,
because variety is the spice of life and that is what I'm serving.
Oh, Phuket about it!
GROANS
Zombie or not zombie,
that's the question.
Eee! Hiya! I'm back!
Me mam's brought us back.
I am giving you an elevated version of my favourite look
that I did in drag...aeons ago!
- She's dead behind the eyes. - Only one, Alan, I've got glaucoma.
Oh, yeah. She's dead behind the EYE.
I think the runways have missed us, but you know what?
I think RuPaul will miss us most. I love you, RuPaul.
LAUGHS
What a doll.
She's Paige Three, Four, Five,
Six and Seven.
MIMICS AN EXPLOSION
Paige Three's back. Hello, darlings!
I am covered in newspapers and every single word on this newspaper
I have written myself.
It's all about me.
WHIP CRACKS
- Ooh! - That body is shredded.
LAUGHTER
No-one else does page three the way that I do page three and that is
mainly because I'm the only drag queen in the world
called Paige Three.
How am I feeling when I'm walking down this runway? You tell me.
- How do I look? - Making headlines!
- Well, she gives good head...line. - Ooh, I've heard.
Why doesn't she fork off?
Did you miss me? Cos I missed me.
For my finale eleganza, I'm serving Bonnie Ann Clyde in her final form.
She is a celestial being. She's fully sculpted,
she's fully plucked, she's shining like the star that she is.
I'm no grass but I'm pretty sure she's stoned.
Please, I'm a star!
Oh, I'm a star! And I am a star.
Look at me. I'm shining!
I hear she loves the Pointer Sisters.
- Well, who doesn't? - I know.
Lovin'...der.
She's lilac-tating.
I feel incredible.
This dress is really just black opulence.
It's got nudes, it's got all the lavenders
and purples that signify royalty, cos I'm a queen diva.
Is that a stingray on your tits or are you just pleased to see me?
Walking the runway for the last time
is such a swell of different emotions,
but I think the main one is pride.
I'm so proud of everything I've done here
and everything I've got to show.
She's Muglering right into us.
RU LAUGHS
And now our top four.
- Wow! - She's the Queen Of The Night!
Here we go.
I'm serving you high priestess, intergalactic senate.
It's just very me, and I feel gorgeous.
She found this outfit on the web.
The dark web.
I had this vision in mind,
and this was always what I wanted my finale look to be.
This is the last opportunity to show my judges who Bones is
and I couldn't do it in a better way, really.
Is that Darth Gayder?
Luke, I am your mother.
Now, that's some material, girl.
THEY LAUGH
This gown is high camp eleganza.
I am walking this runway for the final time.
I look banging, I feel polished.
My feet are hurting,
but I'm just loving it.
Here she is, the seven-year bitch.
I feel like this is the most polished I have ever looked,
the prettiest I ever looked, and I am fishing for the compliments.
And I'm reeling in that crown.
You know, diamonds are a ho's best friend.
That's what I heard.
And blondes have more cock.
THEY LAUGH
I heard that too!
Mm-hm!
British Airlines is introducing a new Whisperjet!
This is straight from planet Boobalon.
This girl knows exactly who she is. She knows what she came for.
I am giving you the fiercest British drag right on a platter.
What's the mileage like on that thing?
- I wonder. - I don't know, but I'm going to check under the hood.
You've got the extremities of the shoulders and the hips,
the tiny little waist, the girls,
and I'm selling it like it's $1 million.
Look at that gashboard!
- Oh! - Glinda the Good Bitch!
For finale eleganza, I just wanted to feel
like the highest evolution of Elle,
and that is pink candyfloss,
baby pink, powder pink, all the shades of pink.
And I just feel gorge.
Elle tulle, Elle sparkle, Elle pinko.
I'm feeling really proud to be walking the runway
for the final time. This feels like the closing chapter
on such an incredible journey.
And it's not over yet, but it's been an amazing ride.
Now, faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Welcome, my top four queens.
Tonight we celebrate the power, the passion and perseverance
that's brought you here tonight.
You all should be so proud of yourselves.
And now it's time for a final critique.
Bones.
Bones, look at you, standing here all glamorous tonight.
You have delivered yourself in every look through this whole competition.
I loved so many of your looks.
You have been really consistent.
But equally, you have surprised me along the way.
When I first encountered you, it was in that jumble sale make
and I just thought, "Oh, she's that gorgeous one with the amazing body."
And then your Granny the dog changed my mind.
Ah-wooo!
And there was a level of performance in it
that I didn't expect you to have.
Your absolute crowning glory was the hun makeover with Charlotte Church.
That incestuous wrongness was ev-er-y-thing!
I love your sense of drama
because I know you're going to go the extra mile.
And when I first met you at the Gala,
and you were wearing that with the daggers,
and then you do queen of your hometown,
this enormous puffer jacket.
You're always thinking. It's exciting.
And in the performance tonight, it was just so hot
and I thought you kicked it off wonderfully.
You're just like a pocket rocket.
You walked down there, you did a shimmy,
boom! You meant business.
I just think you are an incredibly gifted queen.
But I feel you've learned a lot about yourself.
Good job, kid.
This is absolutely gorgeous.
You look like you're in the movie Dune or Star Wars.
Just fantastic.
You are so polished and so put together,
and it is really impressive.
You're born with it. You just have it. It's just natural for you.
I'm so grateful that I'm here
and it's just felt like such a dream being here.
You know, there's been ups and downs. It really fuels my drive.
And you are absolutely driven and you've got the creativity.
- Thank you, Bones. - Thank you, Ru.
Up next, Catrin Feelings.
Your performance tonight, you were so on it, Catrin.
You were there. You were present.
I could see you letting it all out there.
It emanated. I will leave here tonight knowing
that I got a piece of Catrin Feelings.
Wales and I are super proud of you.
Thank you so much. Diolch yn fawr.
What she said.
"Fuck you, Michelle."
Your whole personality just exudes from you.
So you make us feel like we're having fun
because we believe you're having fun.
There's always a sense of humour in all your looks.
It's such a pleasure to watch you onstage.
For me, I loved your characterisations
throughout the weeks. Even in the Ab Fab runway look,
you had the nervous energy of Jennifer Saunders,
then the old lady and having it large with the massive bangles.
And then Bonnie Tyler...
Do you like Jaffa Cakes?
RU LAUGHS
..which was just so funny.
Every week there's a new character, a new side of you,
and it was such a joy going on that journey with you.
We knew exactly what your sense of humour was
the moment you stepped on the stage, and it's carried through
and it's been such a joy to witness it.
You represent Wales so beautifully.
Thank you.
I honestly love drag so much. I've always loved performing
and I've always loved myself as a queer person.
And just to put those two things together
and look absolutely banging at the same time...
I'm here now, so thank you.
- Thank you. - Diolch yn fawr.
Up next, Silllexa Diction.
From the minute we saw you at the Brit Gala,
I knew exactly what you were.
I followed through at my doorstep.
You were just goofy.
I think that's what keeps you grounded.
I think that's what keeps you sane. And your type of drag reflects that.
You are so imposing, and that could be intimidating.
But, in fact, it is that silliness.
It is that wink that makes it really work.
The looks that you've given us have been fantastic.
I love the Having It Large, the talent show look which you won.
Boobs everywhere.
So many of the looks have been really, really memorable.
I would also say the makeover.
Thinking back over some of your looks is
a bit like a cheese dream.
I was like, "Did that actually happen?"
You know, because when you first were at the gala,
eight foot tall with those heels, and it wasn't an outfit,
it was a spectacle.
And then later on you came on dressed as
a giant Yorkshire pudding.
You just make me laugh. You do it with such a twinkle in your eye.
You know, underneath those massive tits is a heart of gold.
Thank you!
That was a compliment!
In the Money Shot music performance,
like, any pop star would dream of having a stylist who could
put that look together.
And this, it is really exceptional.
You were living.
You were going for it, knees bent and all.
LAUGHTER
And you know what?
It's just been a joy to watch you be you.
- And don't let anybody change that. - Never.
You've been so much fun, and it's infectious.
What are you feeling right now?
I'm, like, so, so proud of myself.
This is everything I envisioned for me.
- There's just one more thing I need, and that's just the title. - Yes!
Because I think that just goes so gorgeous.
There's not many famous people in Leeds,
and I think, "You know what? A seven foot cross-dresser."
"Absolutely. That's necessary."
I am silly, sexy and stupid, so, yeah.
Lovely.
Up next, Elle Vosque.
Your performance in Money Shot was so fun.
I love that you sang. And tonight, this look is beautiful.
To be able to do what you've done at 22 years old,
just that should make you so proud of yourself.
But there's so much more. I loved your cuddly-wuddly look.
Your English Country Garden was gorgeous.
What you have brought here is polish and grace,
and I can tell how badly you want this,
and you deserve to be standing here.
You were always a bit of a dark horse for me in this competition.
I was never quite sure of who you were.
Then, in the Rusical, when you opened your gob and sang,
it was like, "Oh, my God, who knew that was in there?!"
And then there's the Irishness on top of it all.
And I love that you did that in Money Shot. I love that you put a
bit of Molly Malone in there, just to kind of, you know, "Up Ireland."
Yay! At each kind of step of the competition,
you've opened a little window and shown us a bit more.
The sky will be the limit for you.
You've had so many highlights - JoJo in the Snatch Game...
Thanks, Mama!
LAUGHTER
Even when you were Jilly Coppafeel.
You can act.
It feels like, to me, you could sort of do anything.
There's a steeliness, and I mean that in a good way.
You want everything to be right.
You make looking glamorous look so easy. You look bloody gorgeous!
You understand, even at such a young age, what you want,
who you are, what you have to offer.
And when I was your age, I didn't
quite have my head on my shoulders as...
So, I think you are definitely ahead of the game.
You are a hard worker and we can tell,
and it showed, and it has paid off for you here.
- How does that make you feel? - I'm so proud of what I've done here.
I've come and did exactly what I came here to do
and made amazing friends along the way.
And it's the girls that have made this really special for me.
I feel so proud that I get to be a part of bringing this together
for you all because it's really, really special. Thank you, Elle.
Thanks so much, Ru.
Ladies, so many sweet, sensitive souls
watch this show,
looking for clues on how to navigate their lives.
Now, with them in mind, Bones,
what advice would you give to three-year-old Paul?
Aawww!
There's a lot of self-doubt, and there's going to be loads
of things that make you question
whether you're doing the right thing.
You just can't let yourself get in your own way,
and it's going to come in the form of perfectionism.
I mean, even then I was organising my teddy bears
in alphabetical, colourful, or, you know, it was...it was deep.
But your determination and your perfectionism and your eye
for detail will be the things that make you who you are one day.
- So just keep going. - Yeah. Good advice.
Catrin Feelings.
What advice would you give to seven-year-old Ellis?
- Aawww! - Aawww!
Hiya, cariad. Just keep being who you are
because you're an absolute beautiful, talented superstar and
you know who you are.
CHUCKLES
Take those risks,
just, like, push yourself outside your comfort zone,
but stay true to who you are and just be grateful about
the people that are around you.
Because there are so many lush, beautiful
and positive people around you.
And some of those people won't be with you for long.
- So just hold on to them while you can. - Lovely.
Thank you.
- All right, Silllexa Diction. - Mm.
What advice would you give to five-year-old Jake?
- Aawww! - Aw, baby!
In this life, there are so many awful people
who will do anything they can to knock people down for
being different, for being unique.
And that is going to happen to you.
And you are going to spend many years of your life living in hell
and torment. All I can say is just continue being
100% authentic and never change for anybody.
Continue to be strong.
That is going to get you everywhere in life.
That little boy was the sweetest little boy.
- And now he's got two breasts, and... - LAUGHTER
..even sweeter than he was then.
- Aw! - Thank you.
Elle Vosque, what advice would you give to three-year-old Evan?
- Aaww! - Aaww!
- Baby you! - So, I always say that I have always done drag.
I just didn't know what drag is.
When I was younger, I loved Halloween.
I always had a feeling that being a witch wasn't right for a boy.
But I had the guts back then to just do it.
I didn't care what anyone thought.
And as I got older, I lost that bravery and I definitely, um...
I dulled my own sparkle because of what I thought
others would think of me.
And one day you're going to realise
that what other people think of you is none of your business,
and it means nothing.
You're going to realise that this is the most important person,
and you just need to believe in yourself.
So keep doing you and you will achieve your dreams.
Lovely.
Now, there's just one more thing.
The time has come for you and the returning queens to choose
- this season's Miss Congeniality. - Ooh!
So, while you untuck and vote in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
- Thank you. - Thank you all so much. - Thank you so much.
CHEERING
Oh, my God, is that Little Mix?!
We're back in Untucked. All the girls are here.
This is our final time back together, and...
let's have a kiki and start a fight.
Happy Untucked! We're all back together!
THEY CHEER
It's so nice to see Tayris.
Hopefully the next time that we do kiss,
we're not dressed up as crocodiles.
Did all you girls know about these two?
- I'm quite shocked, to be honest. - Say it like it is...
I thought if Tayris was going to go for anyone, I hoped it might be me,
- but... - Oooooh!
- Jealous! - Wait, didn't you say that to Elle, as well?!
ALL GASP, EXCLAIM
I heard you wrote a letter and signed it with your government name.
Oh, my God!
How did you feel about receiving that government name?
I loved it. We're going to be great friends.
ALL EXCLAIM
- Oh, my gosh! - So, ladies, I'm dying to know,
obviously we did our little roast last week.
- Oh, God...! - Was anyone offended?
I will say, my sister girl,
if this is the face of forgettable, I'm OK with that.
- Did someone hear anything there? - ALL EXCLAIM
Listen, girl, you've been edged by both RuPaul and Tayris
this entire time, so shut up.
I do have to say, the whole "my sister" thing did feel
a bit like a kick in the teeth after a while.
I think everyone else's roast was very shady
in a drag-queen-friendly way that we would all enjoy,
whereas Catrin's felt like... hard facts.
Oh! Well, if you say they're facts, then...
We don't have that friendship for you to be shady with me like that.
- We're not actually friends, so... - O-o-o-oh!
I tell the girls all the time, like, you know,
I don't come from a place of malice. I come from the Rhondda.
Sorry about that, babes. I didn't mean it like that.
- My sister. - Fuck off!
My sisters!
LAUGHTER
Obviously, I was eliminated twice.
- Were you?! - Really? - It happened.
What iconic moments have happened that I've missed?
- Bella, your "KK Bye..." - Daaaaaaaamn!
KK. Bye.
LAUGHTER
We love you. Love you, baby!
CHEERING
Honestly, I think every moment I was on camera was kind of iconic,
- to be honest. But I'll be humble. - Will you? - Will you?
- No. Not really. - I feel like, for me, the most iconic moment...
I wasn't finished.
ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH
Yeah, it was fab, you know. I seemed to be the topic of conversation.
Everyone wanted to talk about me, so that was fab.
I think my favourite moment from the season is,
"Oh, how am I supposed to lip-sync?"
LAUGHTER
I cannot lip-sync in this.
At the end of the day, I'm just
a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished.
- Punished! - Punished!
Ah! Viola.
I think this competition's been enough punishment for her.
I would love to know, from you four,
do you have any inkling after being out there
and hearing critiques and hearing all of that,
what is happening?
- I don't... We honestly don't. - You don't know?
Could not gauge at all.
- Well, we do know. - Oh!
Which is why this fluffy pink box is here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What?
The power has come into the eliminated queens' hands.
- No, you're making it up now. - No, you are lying.
We have been voting
for the top two.
What is actually going on?
I thought this was Miss Congeniality, but no.
They have voted for us, for the top two.
We're voting for the top two.
Lucky number 70. Count yourselves lucky, girls.
I am shitting bricks.
Are you being serious?
Yes, of course we're not doing that.
It's Miss Congeniality.
LAUGHTER
I fully believed you!
You all looked shit-scared.
Vile, nasty, stupid cow.
LAUGHTER
Say how you feel, girl.
So now it's time to vote.
I just love all these girls,
but we need to crown Miss Congeniality.
And somebody is going to leave here
as the winner of season seven.
Bring it on!
Just between us squirrel friends,
let's have one final deliberation.
All right, let's start with Bones.
You know, when Bones first came into this competition,
she was fabulous but it was more of, like,
"I'm the queen of Soho. You can't tell me."
And when we got to know the real Bones,
we realised that's not her at all.
That's been put on her
and when she let it all go,
we really got to see who Bones is.
She has been solid throughout this whole competition.
And then tonight, in Money Shot, she was fantastic.
She's got all those stage miles under her belt.
She knows what she's doing.
Flaw-less.
When I saw Bones, I thought, "Oh, I get it.
"She's one of those surreal queens."
But I love the comic twist.
Like, as a human cigarette, a moss dress.
It's always a little bit witty
and she's really thought about it.
She is ready for everything.
The West End, you name it.
No bones about it,
she is the future of London drag.
All right, Catrin Feelings.
How can you say anything bad about Catrin Feelings?
She did this magic show where all the jokes went wrong,
but you know what she was saying?
"I know it's not perfect,
"but come and have a laugh with me,
"or come and have a laugh at me."
Everything is, like, light and fun and funny.
She allows us in, she's smart, she's quick.
Tonight, I have to say, in Money Shot,
she was really present.
Catrin Feelings is a fully realised character
and she inhabits everything she does.
I've so fallen deeply, deeply in love with Catrin Feelings.
There's something very, very comfortable about her
and there's always a wink.
Oh, clip-clop!
No doubt about it.
Love Catrin Feelings.
All right, Silllexa Diction.
What I love most, she's just goofy.
I love that her knees are always bent
and she can't really walk in those 12-inch heels.
She is a fantastic drag queen.
You might not have counted her in at the beginning,
but she definitely deserved and worked her way here to the final.
Those looks, it's all kind of, you know,
Amazonian, avant-garde,
and then the personality comes through.
And it's just this big, goofy lark.
And my one worry about her winning the crown is
because she's had all her ribs removed, she might collapse.
LAUGHTER
Those futuristic looks, you know,
normally get the kind of queens -
- "This is art, darling. You wouldn't understand." - Right, right.
But she is not like that.
I love the silhouettes that she's presented
throughout this competition,
but more than that, I love her personality.
I'm so honoured to be part of her evolution
because I know some really awful things have happened to her
and she has come through it
as a Zen master.
I am here for the Silllexa Diction ride for the rest of my life.
- Lovely human being. - Mm-hm.
All right, let's talk about Elle Vosque.
I'm so happy for Elle Vosque.
Her trajectory has been fantastic in the competition.
Watching her on the stage tonight,
she is thrilled with herself.
- Yes. - And she should be!
When you saw her sing and you saw her in a musical atmosphere,
it all came alive.
In Money Shot, she was the only one who sang
and I thought that was fantastic.
I just really think she's precious.
She's 22 years old, so for her to be here,
doing what she's done, very admirable.
If you're looking for signs of hope in the universe,
look no further than Elle Vosque.
She knows what she's doing
and she is the future.
And really smart. Real hard worker.
Underestimate Elle at your peril.
She takes a bit of Dior
or she's a human candy cane.
Wow! She leaves nothing to chance.
All right. Silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, queens.
Now, you all voted.
And now it's my pleasure
to announce the winner
of Miss Congeniality season seven.
The winner is...
..Chai T Grande.
CHEERING
- Yes, Chai! - Go on, Chai.
CHEERING
Yes, Chai!
Not me being barefoot.
LAUGHTER
- She looks tiny! - Thank you. - Yes, Chai!
- Thank you. - Gorgeous.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Is there anything you'd like to say?
They like me! They really like me!
LAUGHTER
No, there was two things I wanted to do coming into the competition.
First of all was win, but we all know how that turned out.
Second of all was to come in and lift my sisters up
because we've got enough people and things tearing us down.
So it really means a lot that that's my legacy.
Thank you, Chai. You may join the other girls.
Thank you.
CHEERING
Well done, baby.
My final four queens.
Based on your performances this week
and throughout the competition,
I've made some decisions.
Catrin Feelings.
Silllexa Diction.
You are both fabulous queens with bright futures,
but I'm sorry, my dears.
This is not your time.
Thank you for a truly iconic season.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you! - Well done, girls.
Congratulations, girlies.
Congratulations!
You're a star.
- Well done. - Fuck you and fuck you!
LAUGHTER
Rancid little cows.
LAUGHTER
What a joke!
LAUGHTER
Well done, Cat.
Top four forever.
Well done, baby.
I'm kidding, girls. Love you both.
Well done, baby. Well done.
Well done, sister.
Bones.
Elle Vosque.
The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK
will receive a one-of-a-kind crown and sceptre
and a cash prize of £25,000.
Now, two queens stand before me.
I've consulted with the judges,
but the final decision is mine to make.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
of You Make Me Feel by Jimmy Somerville.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
and prove to the world
that you are the UK's next Drag Race superstar.
The time has come...
THUNDER CRASHES
..for you to lip-sync...
..for the crown!
I am this close to winning.
I really ready to give the judges the show today.
I've worked really hard to be here, and every time I've stumbled,
I've worked even harder.
I need that crown, and I deserve it.
She's taking it, girls.
Every hard gig I've done, everything I've sacrificed,
every rhinestone I've ever put on a costume
all leads to this.
This is my moment, and I'm not wasting it.
All I have to do is prove myself in this lip-sync and the crown is mine.
Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.
Let's go!
CHEERING
# When we're up an' dancing on the floor, darling
# And I feel like I need some more
# And I feel your body close to mine
# And I know my love it's about that time
# Makes me feel mighty real
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
# Makes me feel mighty real... #
Whoo!
# You make me feel mighty real
# Well, you've got me goin'
# Like I knew you would
# And the music's in me
# And I feel real hot
# Then you kiss me there
# And it feels real good
# Cos I know you'll love me like you should... #
- Yeah, baby! - Yeah!
# Oh, you make me feel mighty real
# You make me feel mighty real
# Well, you've got me goin'
# Like I knew you would
# And the music's in me
# And I feel real hot
# Then you kiss me there
# And it feels real good
# Cos I know you'll love me
# Like you should
# You make me feel mighty real
# You make me feel... #
CHEERING
Yes, Cinderella!
Cinderella shall go to the ball!
- Yeah! - Aww!
Get a room!
CHEERING
Aww, my sisters.
- Well done, girlies! - Wow.
Citizens of the United Kingdom,
welcome to the main stage your reigning Queen -
Kyran Thrax.
CHEERING
# I'm a winner, baby
# I'm a winner
# I'm a winner, baby
# I'm a winner
# I'm a winner, baby
# I'm a winner
# I'm a winner, baby. #
Hello!
Mummy, I'm home! Hello!
Welcome!
You all right, babes?
Yeah, babe, I'm good!
I've been working myself to the bone!
And I don't mean these ones - or that one!
How has your reign been?
Oh, my God, it has been the most surreal thing I've ever experienced.
I'm just so grateful, thank you so much.
I'm taking over the world,
and I'm having the best time doing it.
- Lovely. You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
Ladies...
..I've made my decision.
The time has come to crown our Queen.
The UK's next Drag Race superstar is...
..Bones.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
# We can fly tonight!
# Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
# Whoa-oh-oh, we can fly tonight! #
Bones, my Queen!
Is there anything you'd like to say?
I've had the most amazing experience,
but once you get rid of the BS,
you've got the One.
I love it!
Now, prance, my Queen, prance, I say!
# Whoa-oh-oh... #
LAUGHS
Oh, my God, I cannot believe it! This is actually happening.
CHEERING
I'm so proud of myself.
I can't wait to show the world what else I can do.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Now remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
- Amen! - All right, now let the music play.
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon
- # Come on and take me away - To, to, to, to the moon
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon
- # Blast off - To the moon
- # Come on and take me away - To, to, to, to the moon
- # To the moon - Baby
- # To the moon - Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon
# To the moon
- # Blast off - To the moon
# Come on and take me away
# To, to, to, to the moon. #