1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:02,068      - Hello, hello, hello.      2 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,069             all: Hi!             3 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,205          - Previously on             "RuPaul's Drag Race UK,"     4 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,040  we're playing the Snatch Game!  5 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,942          [all cheering]          6 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,144       - Have you ever read            a Jackie Collins book?      7 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:14,080      - Jackie Collins is not          my favorite person, Ru.     8 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,716 She is, in fact, the downfall of             society.             9 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,952  And I shall hear no more words             about her.            10 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,320            [laughter]            11 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,323      - I said undressing the                mannequin.            12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,992   - And why would she do that?   13 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:27,560        - Vicki Vivacious.        14 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:31,064  - Fanny Cradock, it just wasn't              funny.              15 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,565          - DeDeLicious.          16 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:33,600  - I would love to have seen you               have               17 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,135   more fun with the character.   18 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,437 - Doesn't everyone collect bugs? 19 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,106             - Um, no.            20 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:44,978      Ginger Johnson, it was       a master class in Snatch Game.  21 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,079           - Thank you.           22 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,147        - Condragulations.        23 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,815        You are the winner            of this week's challenge.    24 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,385  DeDeLicious, shantay, you stay. 25 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,922   Vicki Vivacious, sashay away.  26 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,724    - Put those bloody pasties              in the oven.           27 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:59,259         I'm coming home.         28 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,127            [laughter]            29 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,736           - Oh, my God.          30 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,073  - We are back in the workroom.  31 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,475     And Vicki has gone home.     32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,710  And I don't think any of us can               quite              33 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,945     believe it, to be honest.    34 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:20,046               - Oh.              35 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,614         Vicki's message.         36 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,316    - I'm more iconic than the             Cornish pasty.          37 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,486         Love most of ya.         38 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,420               - Oh!              39 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,622               - Ah!                           - What?             40 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:32,158          - Most of you?          41 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,828  Who the hell you referring to,               bitch?              42 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,596  I know you ain't talking about                 me.               43 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,531      I was nice to your ass.     44 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,266    - Who could that be about?    45 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,334   - She's probably just trying           to stay relevant.        46 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:45,171            [laughter]            47 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,606          - I like Vicki.         48 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:50,076   But with her little message,       I got questions for her.     49 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:52,745   - I can't believe I just sent             home Vicki.           50 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,148     - I mean, you killed it.     51 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,416              - Yeah.             52 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,451  - I thought she was top of the             game here.            53 00:01:58,551 --> 00:01:59,619           I really did.          54 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:00,587          - Vicki, 100%.                    - Phenomenal           55 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,622  - Our first ever badge winner.  56 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,258      - I just sent home two            badge winners, babe.       57 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,659       The jealousy is real.      58 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,828    I'm just knocking them off           'cause I'm bitter.        59 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,163            [laughter]            60 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,031 - I think DeDe might be a demon. 61 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:12,432   She literally--she eliminates                one.               62 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,200             [sucking]            63 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,902     She takes their essence.     64 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,036    She eliminates another one.          Takes the essence.        65 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,438     She just grows and grows.    66 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,106 By the end of it, she's going to               have                       3 heads, 16 legs,        67 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,575     two of them will be jump                splitting,                      three of them          68 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:23,810      will be death dropping.     69 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,411   We'll be, like, what is going                 on?               70 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,113 - I guess we have a new lip sync             assassin.            71 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,081             - We do!             72 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:29,482          [all cheering]          73 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,416    - Oh, at least I'm good at               something.            74 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,818            [laughter]            75 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,787   - I just wish she could bring              this fire            76 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,924   and humor to the challenges.   77 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,260   She could have a badge right                 now.               78 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,762         - Congratulations          to the triple fister herself.  79 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,597            [laughter]            80 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:48,701      - Miss Win-ger Johnson.     81 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,436   - Well, you've got to have a                hobby,                        haven't you?           82 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,205            [laughter]            83 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,909        - I'm feeling good.       84 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,510  I've decided, I'm saying it to               myself,             85 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,179    I was in the top three this                 week.              86 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,981  I know she said I didn't reach       the Wuthering Heights.      87 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:05,118         That doesn't mean          I was in the wuthering lows.   88 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:05,952         I want the badge.        89 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,788  I've shown the judges charisma. 90 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:11,391     I've certainly shown them               uniqueness.           91 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,527    It took some nerve to wear       the outfits that I've worn.   92 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,763       And I've got talent.       93 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,232 Doesn't say anywhere you have to             be good.             94 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,834   I'm having a positive mental              situation.            95 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:22,802          - Good for you.         96 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,404         - I am so ready.         97 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,072      Give me another badge.           - I want another badge.     98 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,373     - I know. I want one too.    99 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:28,174      - I would like a badge.     100 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:29,042    - I would like a badge too.   101 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,244     - I'll take another one.                - I mean--            102 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,412       - You've got enough!       103 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:33,546            [laughter]            104 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:35,415   - Now let's get out of drag!   105 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,384          [all cheering]          106 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:42,956         - Oh. Oh, my God.        107 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:43,957              - Help!             108 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,391            [laughter]            109 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:46,659     No, like literally help!     110 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,429       [indistinct chatter]       111 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,064            - 3, 2, 1.            112 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:51,998          [all groaning]          113 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,567            [laughter]            114 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,370            - [groans]            115 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:00,373         - What is up with          Vicki's little message at the                 end               116 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,710  talking about love most of us?  117 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:04,811     Who is she talking about?    118 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,011        Tell me right now.            Who's she talking about?     119 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,049     - She's talking about me?    120 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,184      - I'm just theorizing.      121 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,218         I'm not stirring.        122 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,454      I'm just--I'm whisking.     123 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,122            [laughter]            124 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,357        - I know I'm loud.        125 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,259       But I'm not the only           loud person in the room.     126 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,460           You loud too!          127 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,095           - [laughing]           128 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,330       Yes, I am loud, Cara.      129 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,465        But people like me.       130 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:29,369            [laughing]            131 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,107            It's true!            132 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,408      - Do you think she was          referring to me for real?    133 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,076            [laughter]            134 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:37,543           - Yeah, I do!          135 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,780            [laughter]            136 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,181            - [singing]                 "RuPaul's Drag Race"       137 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:46,119    The winner crowned the UK's      next "Drag Race" superstar    138 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,588   will create their own digital               series              139 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,591        with the producers            of "RuPaul's Drag Race."     140 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:55,395  Tonight, with Michelle Visage,             Alan Carr,            141 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,631   and extra-special guest judge            Joel Dommett.          142 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,099             [singing]                  "RuPaul's Drag Race"       143 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,002   May the best drag queen win,          best drag queen win       144 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:08,374              - Ugh!              145 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,210   - Good morning. Good morning!  146 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,045          - Another day.          147 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:12,545       - Here we go, womens.      148 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,646           - Week seven.          149 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:17,417  I survived another elimination. 150 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,484  I mean, I didn't just survive.  151 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:19,786       I was in the top bit.      152 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,120            But anyway.           153 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,455 - Look at that decorated breast. 154 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,890             - I know.            155 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,326  I can barely see them with all   the colors on her boiler suit.  156 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,593     - You just kind of, like,       sneak attack, that you just   157 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,128 all of a sudden boom, bam, boom. 158 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:33,599    - I am having a lovely time       at RuPaul's holiday camp     159 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,734      for silly little girls.     160 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:35,868            [laughter]                         - Yeah.             161 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,236   - Hey, who's going to get the             next badge?           162 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,071               - Me.                            - Me.              163 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,172               - Me.              164 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:39,505     - Oh, me, please, please,                 please.             165 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,140               God.               166 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,542  - All these bitches are hungry. 167 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:43,743           They want it.          168 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,078   They're not going to go down           without a fight.         169 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,713        I'm certainly not.        170 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,749 "Drag Race" is a marathon, not a              sprint.             171 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,751    You fall at one hurdle and             you're fucked.          172 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,453     So, Cara, at last week in               "Untucked,"           173 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,754  you were saying--you sometimes, 174 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,923       with the challenges,         you don't feel like you give   175 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,591  as much as you possibly could.  176 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:02,061    - I think that I am my own        biggest critic at times.     177 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,297  And so sometimes I'm, like, is             that funny?           178 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,898  Did I really do that? Can I be               funny?              179 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,800   But I have to realize that I                 can.               180 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,769 Getting in your head is the kiss   of death in this competition.  181 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,705  You have to stay out of there.  182 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:16,342       Stay out of your head         and you'll stay out of the                 bottom.             183 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:19,278     - Now, Michael, you were      very close with Miss Vivacious. 184 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,179               - Aw.              185 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,580              - Who?              186 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,449            [laughter]            187 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,051       - Oh, you're joking.       188 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,586        - She was fabulous.       189 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:27,854  And I know how much this meant               to her.             190 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,155    So it is sad to see her go.   191 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:29,856      But now I just have to                 concentrate           192 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:32,058    on getting the next badge.    193 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,693             - Right.                      - Winning one.          194 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,529   - Well, let's hope most of us      do well this week, girls.    195 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,498         - Not most of us.        196 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,066            [laughter]            197 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:44,604     - That is Vicki all over,    one last little stir of the pot. 198 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:45,972    I wonder who she's talking                 about.              199 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,407            [laughter]            200 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,475          [all cheering]          201 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:52,378     - Her Majesty did already            done had herses.         202 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:53,546             Hey, sis.                         - Hey.              203 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:56,215              - Hey.                          - Hello.             204 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,584        - Is your charisma,         uniqueness, nerve, and talent  205 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,053      ready for its close-up?     206 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,088              - Ooh.                           - Yes.              207 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,090     - 'Cause I've got a part            that needs filling.       208 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,760       So if you want to see           your name up in lights,     209 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,731 you'd better nail it and nail it               good.              210 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,832               Ooh!               211 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,402       - Are we making porn?      212 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:18,471            [laughter]            213 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,906      - I'd be good at that.      214 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:23,543  - Hello, hello, hello, ladies.                - Oh!              215 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,744               - Hi.              216 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,714  - Yes, I've got my pajamas on.  217 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:34,620 Ladykins, now, it can take years    of intensive psychotherapy    218 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,789     to get to the root of our                 issues.             219 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,425   But ain't nobody got time for                that.              220 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,494            [laughter]            221 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,262  So for today's mini challenge,  222 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,997  we're going to do a little role              playing             223 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:49,735        as we throw a good            old-fashioned bitch fest.    224 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,773 And we're doing it with puppets. 225 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,807               Why?               226 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,777   all: Because everybody loves               puppets!             227 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,145            [laughter]            228 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,980      - That's why we do it!      229 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:06,385           #DragRaceUK.           230 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,221     - I actually really love                 puppets.             231 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,755        It's actually sad.        232 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,390            [laughter]            233 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,927   - Taking turns, you'll reach    your hands deep into the glory                hole               234 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:18,498    and yank out a puppet that               represents            235 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,800     one of your competitors.     236 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,770  And you'll drag it up and then     the bitch fest will begin.    237 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,573 All right, Cara Melle, you're up              first.              238 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,309            - Oh. Ooh.            239 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,879              Ginger.             240 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,914            [laughter]            241 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,516        - Michael Marouli.        242 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,453            - Oh! Cara!           243 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:43,389          [all cheering]          244 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:44,957      - Ain't you so pretty?      245 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,659        - I look gorgeous.        246 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,761         - Tomara Thomas.         247 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:50,596            - Michael.            248 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,298             Michael.             249 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,566            [laughter]            250 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,201        - Katherine Butch.        251 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,169               - Oh!              252 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,471               - Oh.              253 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,740            all: DeDe.                       - Licious.            254 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,275            [laughter]            255 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,677   DeDeLicious, it's your turn.   256 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:05,678              - Ooh.              257 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,246               - Mm.              258 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,447         - Tomara Thomas.         259 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,917            [laughter]            260 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,585       - Look at that hair!       261 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:13,619           - I love it.           262 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,620       - All right, Ginger.       263 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,855        Approach the hole.        264 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,723    Now, I'm not psychic, but I                 think              265 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:18,391    I know where this is going.   266 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,560               - Oh.              267 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,894    - Oh, look how cute she is!   268 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,163   - I've got an easy job on my                 hands              269 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,599   because it's not hard to make      a puppet look like Kate.     270 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:27,767     She's 70% puppet already.    271 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:31,637         - Now, ladykins,               you've got 15 minutes      272 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,639     to drag up your puppets.     273 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,576    On your mark, get set, go.    274 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:37,777            - Let's go.           275 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,413    - All right, who's got some              chopsticks?           276 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,113  - Where's the driest wig on the              table?              277 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:45,718    - I am so excited for this.   278 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:48,087      - Manic behavior, manic                 behavior.            279 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,188         - I love puppets.        280 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,357       I do loads of puppets            in my act and in my--      281 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,391    - Of course you do, Ginger.   282 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:53,893    What else are you good at,            you stupid bitch?        283 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:54,927            [laughter]            284 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,028             Come on.             285 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:56,996        You're going to win            this challenge as well.     286 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,000      - Where's the red--ow!      287 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:03,769            [laughter]            288 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,238         Shit, I'm scared.        289 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,139       - All right, ladies.       290 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,107            Time's up.            291 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,476        Time's up, ladies.        292 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:12,845            All right.            293 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:17,183       Up first, Cara Melle        and her puppet, Ginger Johnson. 294 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,685   - Why do I have to be first?   295 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,954   - Let the puppet show begin!   296 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,089              - Whoo!             297 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,726   - Please welcome to the stage           Ginger Johnson.         298 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,094      What you wearing, girl?     299 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,795   Where the hell are your arms,               bitch?              300 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:30,963            [laughter]            301 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,298          Does it matter?         302 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,233           I still won.           303 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,801   How many badges have you won?  304 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,403           'Bout three.           305 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:42,108 And so can you give me some tips             on maybe,            306 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,977  like, how to get some more wins           in the thing?          307 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:45,978        I don't know, girl.       308 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,047        It's called talent.       309 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,815           OK. [laughs]           310 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,254     - Thank God she's pretty.    311 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,155          - You've been a                good writer, right?       312 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,189    You've written all types of                stuff.              313 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,058               Yeah.              314 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,027     I wrote the book on drag.    315 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,728             I mean--             316 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,831 - I've also written a joke book. 317 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:06,899        You should read it.       318 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,434          [all cheering]          319 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,036     - I'll try it next time.     320 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,537     That challenge was hard.     321 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,473   Everybody hates puppets after                this.              322 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:17,376    - Up next, Michael Marouli.   323 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,179   Michael's puppet, Cara Melle.  324 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,213          - Right, bitch.         325 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,314            Here we go.           326 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,716            Oh, ladies.           327 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:26,786    Please welcome to the stage        the funniest queen ever     328 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,422    on "Drag Race," Cara Melle.   329 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,757        Oh, hell no, bitch.       330 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,160     You did not come for me!     331 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:34,627            I am loud.            332 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,328            I am proud.           333 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,098      I am a goddess in this                mothertucker.          334 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:39,999      - I know that's right.      335 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,667     - Now, this dress is very                 skimpy.             336 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,705 This belonged to Beyoncé, bitch. 337 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,807        Now it's mine, OK?        338 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:48,741            I am loud.            339 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:49,875      Yeah, we got it, Cara.      340 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:50,976           You're loud.           341 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,246      Splits, jump drop, bam,              sha-blam, boom!         342 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,381     Can you do anything else?    343 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,016             Hell, no!            344 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:57,616               - Ah!              345 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,585       - Good night, bitch.       346 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,787            - [laughs]            347 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,223   - Good job, Michael. [laughs]  348 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:09,128     - Up next, Tomara Thomas     and her puppet, Michael Marouli. 349 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,463            - Oh, God.                     - Are we ready?         350 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,998            all: Yeah!            351 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,335       - All right, lasses,             it's Michael Marouli.      352 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,772    I'm bald as fuck and I love                 drag.              353 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,341       Anyway, lasses--um...      354 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,677            [laughter]            355 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:25,778               Yeah.              356 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,546  I don't know what's going on in             me head.             357 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:28,748           I'm blanking.          358 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:29,715         Nothing's there.         359 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:32,318    Hello, hello, blank, blank,                blank.              360 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,855    [laughing] She's absolutely               stunning.            361 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,124    And anything else, Michael?   362 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:38,657               Yeah.              363 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,659          Anything else?          364 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,995            [laughter]            365 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:48,200      - Tomara, I mean, what?     366 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,468        - Bye, good night!        367 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,138            [laughter]                         - What?             368 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,573  Like get me out of this little                box.               369 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,308        Get me out the box!       370 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,243       That was the longest            ten seconds of me life.     371 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,310            [laughter]            372 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,913            I'm so bad.           373 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,014           - All right.           374 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,583        Up next, Kate Butch            and puppet DeDeLicious.     375 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,952   - DeDe can't make DeDe funny.  376 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,155  So how is Kate going to manage? 377 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,190  - The one and only DeDeLicious. 378 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,225               - Oh.              379 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:13,759   - What's going on here, DeDe?  380 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,595         It's chopsticks.         381 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,097    And what's really going on         with this outfit, DeDe?     382 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,933  Well, I learned from you, Kate,         in the lip sync,         383 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,469     you got to take off your              mediocre outfit         384 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,872       to an even worse one.      385 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,140              - Ooh!              386 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,943  - Coming from the fashion queen             herself.             387 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,113     - I'm wearing this outfit    so I can do my famous DeDe move, 388 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,881       the DeDe wig reveal!       389 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,818            [groaning]            390 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,720            Off you go.           391 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,155           Back to Kent.          392 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,926     - I mean, DeDe's fuming.     393 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,028           She's fuming.          394 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,729              Fuming!             395 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,834      - Up next, DeDeLicious          and puppet Tomara Thomas.    396 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:58,237          - Today we have              Tomara Fucking Thomas.      397 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,875      Tomara, you're wearing         an awfully covering outfit                 there.              398 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:03,876            Nah, bitch.           399 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,311    Those are for shoplifting.    400 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,579               Bam!                          [laughter]            401 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,746       I'm wearing nothing!       402 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,315      Get my ass out, bitch!      403 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,117         Ooh, wham! Wham!         404 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,452               Wham!              405 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,454        I'll do a hair flip           like this and like this.     406 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,189   Bitch, I'm fucking obsessed.   407 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,095     My head just can't think            of anything funny.        408 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,397 So I'm just kind of spitting out             anything             409 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,399  that's coming to my mind about               Tomara.             410 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,368  Now, Tomara, you've got lovely             hair there.           411 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,536  Shame you don't have the same,               bitch.              412 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,605          I'm everything!         413 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,072            Ooh, split.           414 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:35,474              - Yeah.             415 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,376         - Yeah. I guess.         416 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,478  That's all I'm going to get out             of that.             417 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:43,682      - It takes great skill          to make Tomara not funny.    418 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,417          Good job, DeDe.         419 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,586           - All right.           420 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,890  Ginger Johnson and puppet Kate               Butch.              421 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:51,924            [knocking]            422 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:52,658               - Oh!              423 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:53,792     Who's that in the window?    424 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,561 Is it the world's ugliest woman? 425 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,462                No!               426 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,463         It's Kate Butch.         427 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,265            [laughter]            428 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,466             Hi, Kate.            429 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,234  This is an interesting look for               you.               430 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,936    Where are you off to today?   431 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,170  I'm off to do the Snatch Game,  432 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:10,509      to besmirch the memory       of my favorite icon, Kate Bush, 433 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,777 so that if I ever do get to meet               her,               434 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,413   she's going to kick me in the                face.              435 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,115            [laughter]                       Oh, lovely.           436 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,249           That's nice.           437 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,184      What's that you've got          in your hand there, Kate?    438 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,854     Oh, this is a branch that    I could hold in front of my face 439 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:25,157  so nobody can see how busted I                look.              440 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,392             - Oh, no!            441 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,661    - Also, when my jokes don't                 land,                      I can lean on it.        442 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,097  It's not a prop, it's a crutch! 443 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,966            [laughter]            444 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,067              - Damn.             445 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,902      - Kate, you don't need            to wear a name badge       446 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,370      so we know who you are.     447 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,773   It's the only badge I've got,               Ginger!             448 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:41,674             Oh, now.             449 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,742   Don't be so hard on yourself.  450 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,543    Everyone say, "Bye, Kate."    451 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,412          all: Bye, Kate.         452 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,548            [laughter]            453 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,952    - She absolutely nailed me.   454 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,453         She got me, girl.        455 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:59,191    - Now, ladykins, one of you        had us in puppet tears.     456 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:04,863    The winner of today's mini      challenge is Ginger Johnson.   457 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,765            - Oh, yes.                      - Thank you.           458 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:07,766            [applause]            459 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,101        - Well done, ma'am.       460 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,236    - Ginger takes the win yet                 again.              461 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,237  But I mean, it wasn't like she                 had               462 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,573         much competition            because the full lot of us    463 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,108        were fucking shit.        464 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,377          - Now, queens,          are you ready for your close-up? 465 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,279              - Yes.              466 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,313               - Mm.              467 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,381         - For this week's                 Maxi Challenge,         468 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,552   you need to screen test for a            leading role           469 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,789 in one of three totally original              dramas.             470 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:31,623             all: Ooh.            471 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,326 - The last time I had to act was 472 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,428    about five minutes ago when   I told Kate she looked gorgeous. 473 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,163            [laughter]            474 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:41,066  - First up, Footballers' Wags,  475 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:47,573 a steamy drama where two ex-wags      vie for the attentions      476 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,875      of the new star player.     477 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:53,979          Next, Holedark,         478 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:57,049       a period drama where            two ladies of the house     479 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:02,154      vie for the attentions            of a dashing captain.      480 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:07,960      And last but not least,         Femmerdale, a saucy soap     481 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:13,232     where two northern lasses          vie for the attention      482 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,768       of a hunky farmhand.       483 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,935            [laughter]            484 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,737 Now, you'll be screen testing in              pairs.              485 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,707          Ginger Johnson,              since you won the mini                 challenge,            486 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,778  you get to choose your partner     and select the other pairs.   487 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,048   Who do you want as your scene              partner?             488 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:29,648  - I want to be with Kate Butch. 489 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,718       - [gasps] Little me?       490 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:33,986           - All right.           491 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,222       So, Ginger, go ahead         and pair up the other girls.   492 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,193        - Cara and Michael.       493 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,162              - Ooh.              494 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,763      - And Tomara and DeDe.      495 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,598       - I don't really have          a strategy about choosing    496 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,567   the groups apart from that I                 know               497 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,601  that I want to work with Kate.  498 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,571      But I'm not discounting              everybody else.         499 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,807     Michael is really funny.     500 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,909      Tomara is really funny.     501 00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,879  The other two are here as well. 502 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,581             [laughs]             503 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,750        - Now, later today          you'll shoot your screen test  504 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:09,721  with director Michelle Visage.  505 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,491     All right now, ladykins,        I'll leave you to work out    506 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,993   which pair does which scene.   507 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,928               - Oh.              508 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,763   - Racers, start your engines.  509 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,733 And may the best drag queen win. 510 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,902          [all cheering]          511 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,105    - So, girls, gather round.    512 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:26,905             all: Yes.            513 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,541   - We are doing a screen test,  514 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,877  putting our drama chops to the                test.              515 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,212      I can smell the Oscar.      516 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,813 The BAFTAs are all over me tits. 517 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,248     The stink, they're there.    518 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,283  Me mantel piece is going to be                full.              519 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,385   - So what do we think, girls?  520 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:41,887     - What ones do you like?                  - Wags.             521 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,388              - Wags.                        - Oh, well.           522 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,256     We like the northern one.    523 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,424              - Yeah.             524 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,259     - I think we should hear          your Yorkshire accents.     525 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,560  - [Yorkshire accent] All that,                love.              526 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,095         - All that, love.        527 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,030   - Can you do one without just    copying what she's just said?  528 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,632            - I'm back.                      [laughter]            529 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:54,466   - Hey, look, gobby. I'm back.  530 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,668        - No is the answer.       531 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,804        [laughter, cheers]        532 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:03,041      - So what are you guys             thinking of doing?        533 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,844      - I mean, we quite like             Footballers' Wags        534 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,947      just because it's quite            different from us.        535 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:12,084        - I want the wags.        536 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,620        I mean, I feel like            I could be that psycho.     537 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,056     I see myself in that one.    538 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,525           Are you sure?          539 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,993  I mean, both of you are looking           quite rough.           540 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,996  You know, you could definitely          do the Holedark.         541 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,964            [laughter]            542 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,000   - I've just done a posh lady          in the Snatch Game.       543 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:28,934   So I'd rather not start being               that--              544 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,537  - You don't have to be the posh               lady.              545 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:32,271  I mean, I gave up the cow last                time.              546 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,039   I'm not giving up these wags.  547 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,440          Absolutely not.         548 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,210        So you should stick          to your strengths, darling.   549 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,144   - Why? Do you want to be the                 wags?              550 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,078  Is this what you're getting at? 551 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,046              - Yes!              552 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,215            [laughter]            553 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,249           - All right.           554 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,752    Well, shall we do Holedark?   555 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,453      Would you be up for it?          - I'm happy to concede.     556 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,087      - I'll do any of them.      557 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:49,988      - If I can be the lady.     558 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,557           - Yes, fine.                  - You've been posh.       559 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,592         I've been rough.         560 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,328          - And God knows            you need a badge, love, so                 great.              561 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,429  - I can't wait to see how this             turns out.            562 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,631              - Whoo!                         - Right?             563 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,666            Let's go--            564 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,367       [overlapping speech]       565 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,001          - Get it, girl!                    - Come on.            566 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,206       - Damelsa, you fool!       567 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,608  That's why I picked this part.  568 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,376            [laughter]            569 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,945          - Listen, babe.         570 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,714  I'm the one with Stefan's ring       on me finger, not you!      571 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:16,982               - Oh!              572 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,485   - He's my Steveo, you cheeky                 cow.               573 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,087               - No!              574 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,388  - There's some sexy moments in                here.              575 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,356              - Yeah.             576 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,557   - And I don't think the first                word               577 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,492       that anyone thinks of      when they think of either of us. 578 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,061            - [laughs]            579 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:29,995           How dare you!          580 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,396     I'm a very sexual being.     581 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:34,233     - Ginger is an actress, a               comedienne.           582 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,034      She's got funny bones.      583 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,136  And I can't wait to see her get             them out.            584 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,974     - I think we need to get           in really quick drag       585 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,141   and then get the lines really                down.              586 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,845  We need to know this inside out        when we get there.        587 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,280              - Yeah.             588 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,049    - Yeah, I just like Steve's                accent.             589 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,951     Is that Yorkshire? Yeah?     590 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:53,885   - I don't know what Yorkshire                 is.               591 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,987     I'm just doing Northern.     592 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,588     - I absolutely love DeDe.    593 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,756           I really do.           594 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,058        But I feel like if            I was with someone else,     595 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,628   I would be feeling a lot more             confident.            596 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,763  She's been in the bottom twice. 597 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,766        So instantly, yeah.       598 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,702      I'm from fucking North              Yorkshire, love.         599 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,437           That was it.           600 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:15,040      I'm from fucking North                 Yorkshire.            601 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,174          - No. [laughs]          602 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,945       Where are they from?       603 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:20,912             Scotland?            604 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:21,947             Jamaica?             605 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,548 - Can you do a Yorkshire accent? 606 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,317  - Chuffing hell. Get me out of                here.              607 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,085  - Chuffing hell, get me out of                here.              608 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,053  - Stop giving them the accent.  609 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,554     - Sorry. Not helping, not                helping.             610 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,089      - How do you think that           we're going to secure      611 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,591     this win, then, darling?     612 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,826       - We just need to go              balls to the wall.        613 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:35,994             - Crazy.                          - Yeah.             614 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,764  Me and Cara are really gelling              together.            615 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,299  I've really come to enjoy Cara  616 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,466      over the course of this               competition.           617 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,435        And we've developed          such a lovely relationship.   618 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:46,038  And I feel because we're hungry    for this, we want the win,    619 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,072      we're going to deliver.     620 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,140            - I agree.            621 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,776    - My Steveo wouldn't touch            an old mardy bum.        622 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:51,743      - Why are you Scottish?     623 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,046          - I can't! Ah!                     [laughter]            624 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,715   Is it--they're close, right?   625 00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,585    We have just chosen a scene       which requires an accent     626 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,622       neither of us can do.      627 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,757   We might be in trouble, girl.  628 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,459               - No!              629 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:12,497  - I am praying to the drag gods       to help me this week.      630 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,472  - Well, hello, my drama queens. 631 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:21,506           - Hi, gorge.           632 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:22,808             - Hello.             633 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,443  - We're about to film our scene       with Michelle Visage.      634 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,578         I feel prepared.         635 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,546       I want another badge.      636 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,514     I want to cement my place            as a front-runner        637 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:30,549       in this competition.       638 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,684  - How are my Footballers' Wags? 639 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,586        - We are fabulous.        640 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,287   - Are you ready to meet your             leading man?           641 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,122              - Yes.              642 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,223           - Absolutely.          643 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,258         - Oh, Brit crew.         644 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,793         [seductive music]        645 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,095             - [gasps]            646 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,130       - Say hello to Jacob.      647 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,665         both: Hi, Jacob.         648 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,500            - [laughs]            649 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,068  - So what we're going to do is    we're going to give it a go,   650 00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,603           run through,           and see what we're dealing with. 651 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,040  - Lights, cameras, breastplate. 652 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,007              Action.             653 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,576              [sighs]             654 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,945  Not long now, my sweet Stefan.  655 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,080   Soon we'll be together again.  656 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,316         [maniacal laugh]         657 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:04,716           - Oi, Tanya.           658 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,418             I'm home.            659 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,919            - [gasping]           660 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,421             Surprise!            661 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,557  I'm a dramatic and loud bitch.  662 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:15,827  I mean, I should be pretty good             at this.                         [laughs]             663 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,730     - Tell the home newspaper           I want at least 50K       664 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,499     for my side of the story.    665 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,667     We go in with big energy.    666 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:24,669            - [laughs]            667 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,605 - We're giving it big drama, big               camp.              668 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:31,343    - You leave Stefan's balls                 alone!              669 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:32,577             [grunts]             670 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,413            - OK, cut.            671 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:38,583       So first note is you                 don't--Tanya,          you don't have to make the noise 672 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,185       when you're slapping.      673 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,154    You don't have to vocalize.           - We were doing--        674 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,588             - I know.                        - Right.             675 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:45,424  Oh, here's me thinking I'm the               bloody              676 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,725     sound effects department.    677 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:48,493         [imitating slaps]        678 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,429           - Champagne?           679 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:51,062              - Yes?              680 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,798      - Don't be as screamy.      681 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:53,765               - OK.              682 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,066    - So I can understand what             you're saying.          683 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,201             - Right.             684 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,702    - Both of you need levels,             because you're          685 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,204     building up to something.                - Mm-hmm.            686 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:00,605       - So not as--[gasps]       687 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:01,440      - Right, because that's        going to happen naturally.    688 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,241           Let it build.          689 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:04,743          Give us levels.                       - OK.              690 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:07,712   - Leave Stefan's balls alone!  691 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:11,550      - Champagne, you tramp.     692 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,084  When did you get out of prison? 693 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,319            - And cut.            694 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,454                OK.               695 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:16,755   - Let's just pray that we've              done enough           696 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,658   and I can secure another win.  697 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,593    I want it so bad it hurts.    698 00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:22,994            - [grunts]            699 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:25,096        - Welcome, ladies.        700 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:25,964      - We are about to film          our scenes with Michelle.    701 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:29,568    And I am feeling drop dead                gorgeous.            702 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,037      - Don't we look lovely?     703 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,038       Never looked better.       704 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,139           - Thank you.           705 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,207            - Welcome.            706 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,142  All right, places for the top.  707 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:37,976              Action!             708 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,647              - Oof!              709 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:46,351     Smells like milady's been         on the asparagus again.     710 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,954      - Good day, Elizabent.                    - Oh.              711 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:49,788               - Oh!              712 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,790       - Damelsa, the maid!       713 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,325            - Fear not.           714 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,093        'Tis only pee-pee.        715 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,328           - [chuckles]           716 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,730     - This is the first time       I have shared an acting scene  717 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,565     with bucket full of piss.    718 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:04,169   But I think I'm taking to it         like a duck to piss.       719 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:08,707   - Ginger, make a meal of that               moment                   when captain comes in,      720 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:12,544         just like a woman           who's missed a man's touch.   721 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:13,645  - I know the feeling, Michelle. 722 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:14,412            [laughter]            723 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,448        It's been so long.        724 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,249        Even this bedpost's         starting to look attractive.   725 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:21,052            [laughter]            726 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,821            - Damelsa!            727 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,390  Where is that blithering idiot             of a maid?            728 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,092                Oh.               729 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:31,563     Who's the hottie derobed          in my bedroom quarters?     730 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:35,567   - Kate's wringing every ounce    of funny out of those lines.   731 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:39,271       - Damelsa, you fool!       732 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,107               - Oh!              733 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,109   - What the hell are you doing           behind the bed?         734 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,410              - Cut.              735 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:47,312 I think it's really funny, kids. 736 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,448  Really good, really funny. Well               done.              737 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,950          - I feel great.         738 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,486   Michelle had some minor notes               for us,             739 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,087 but I think we smashed it out of             the park.            740 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,060  - Going into this challenge...  741 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,895     - You all right? [laughs]    742 00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,230         - You know what?         743 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,999    I think this is going to be         a bit of a shit show,      744 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:10,602   but in the best way possible.  745 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,103           - Hi, ladies.          746 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,104               - Hi.                           - Hiya.             747 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:16,041     - Are you ready for your             Yorkshire accent?        748 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:16,908           - Absolutely.          749 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:18,209           - Who knows?           750 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,444      Who knows what's going           to come out, Michelle?      751 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:20,579            [laughter]            752 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,447        - OK. Let's do it.        753 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:23,982     - I don't feel prepared.     754 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,651   But yeah, trying to keep the              energy up.            755 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,886      Come on, you got this.      756 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:30,622   Pull your little trousers up            and get a grip.         757 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,891  - OK, DeDe, you've killed your               mother.             758 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:33,425             - Mm-hmm.                    - Are you ready?         759 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:34,326           - I'm ready.           760 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,293               - OK.              761 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:38,396            And action.           762 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:41,800  - Hurrah, mummy, you old bitch. 763 00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,735      You old bitch, mother.      764 00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:46,371 You old bitch, mother from hell. 765 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:49,007   Um...now, remember the plan.   766 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:49,474    - Someone's coming! Quick!    767 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,409           Hide, Gabby!           768 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,011         - Chuffing hell!         769 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:55,180               Line?              770 00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:59,784              [sighs]             771 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:03,188  The first line, and it's gone.  772 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,389               Crap.              773 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,224      It's going to take more          than horse tranquilizer     774 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,259       to knock me to sleep.      775 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,229         You daft pillock!        776 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:12,297         What's the line?         777 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:13,832  - Thought I'd let you run off.  778 00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:15,600     - Thought I'd left you--     779 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,903    thought I'd let you run off      with my money and my fella?   780 00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,739   - Uh, da-da-da-da, what's the                line?              781 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,807    - Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.    782 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:27,078          So, um, right.          783 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:29,481   Timing, because I don't think  784 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,283   you're sure of your lines--or                you.               785 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,084       - We were a hot mess.      786 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:34,753 We're both forgetting our lines. 787 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,121   Just get me back in that body                bag.               788 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:36,655             I'm dead.            789 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,390           - And action.          790 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:38,890       - What did you think?      791 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,492         I was going to--         792 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:41,893            no, sorry.            793 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,728   - Thought I'd let you run off     with my money and my fella?   794 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,564   - Thought I'd let you run off     with me money and me fella?   795 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,501        - Now you slap her.       796 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:52,170           You slap her.          797 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,773               - Oh!              798 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:56,074            - And then?           799 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,047        I think overall...        800 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:03,281                Oh!               801 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:05,617       I hope I'm not being                 DeDeLusional,          802 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:10,255     but I think we did well.     803 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,589            - And cut.            804 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,224           What a mess.           805 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,226     - What a hot bloody mess.    806 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:16,795   - I meant the floor, but OK.                 - Oh.              807 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,631  - This is in fucking shambles.  808 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,100     I'm a little bit worried.    809 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,269       I mean, I'm surprised            that we have a scene.      810 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,137             [laughs]             811 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:32,644              - Yeah!             812 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,680          [all cheering]          813 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,248        - Let's go, girls.        814 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,050      - It's elimination day,         and today is the premiere    815 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,119       for our screen test.       816 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,158      Ginger, you got a mouth         full of pins over there?     817 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:48,793    - Yes, I shouldn't do that.   818 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,261               Bad.               819 00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:54,132        I've actually once,        really late at night working on            an outfit,            820 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,300    had some pins in my mouth.    821 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:55,767            Phone rang.           822 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,569          Got distracted.         823 00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,738   After the phone call, didn't             have the pins          824 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,039       in my mouth anymore.       825 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,373       Weren't on the floor.      826 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,341   And I'd actually swallowed...  827 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,509             - [gasps]            828 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,479       - Three sewing pins.       829 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,780        They did an X-ray.        830 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,483 And there was one that was in my              throat,             831 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,752  just, like, flopping around in               there.              832 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,253  And the others had already sort            of started            833 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:16,254      to make their way down.     834 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:17,589      It was really not fun.      835 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,758     Drag is a very precarious           position to be in.        836 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:22,894   Accidents can happen all the                 time.              837 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:26,231    Also, if the spirit of drag            takes over you,         838 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,732    you can make some terrible                choices.             839 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,834     - I many times have come          off the stage bleeding.     840 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:34,439          Like one time,            I go up for this jump split.   841 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,710    And as I go up, my forehead          just--boosh, like,        842 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,479    go--nearly goes through the               ceiling.             843 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:42,647         And I come down--        844 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:44,082    I landed the split, though.   845 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:50,488    But baby, blood just comes         streaming down my face.     846 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,090           - Oh, my God.          847 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,058   - So many DRIs, drag-related               injuries.            848 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:55,293            [laughter]            849 00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,962   Honest to God, last Christmas       I snapped me hamstring.     850 00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:58,997              - What?             851 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:01,966 - The bruise was from me heel to             me hoop.             852 00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:03,601            [laughter]                        - Honest?            853 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,137  - Swear to God, the worst thing               ever.              854 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,906   I've shattered my knee doing             death drops.           855 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:08,973               - No.              856 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,275   - People think it's all just            prancing about          857 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:10,809        and having a camp.        858 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:11,876           But it hurts.          859 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,078    We literally shove our bits           between our legs,        860 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:18,817   15 pairs of tights, corsets,         the pain, the heels.       861 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,219   Put that on top of a drunken                crowd,              862 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,254    things can go wrong all the                 time.              863 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:25,456     - So, Michael, were these                injuries                     in Gran Canaria?         864 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,491         - Oh, they were.         865 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:30,395     - How do you say where's         the hospital in Spanish?     866 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,064     - Donde esta the fucking                 hospital?            867 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,999            [laughter]            868 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:35,967        Exactly like that.        869 00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:38,102       I'm fluent. [laughs]       870 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:39,671          Why do I do it?         871 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:40,905          God only knows.         872 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,707     I could be sat in a desk            being comfortable.        873 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,042          But I love it.          874 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,377  I feel alive when I'm on stage. 875 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:48,780   Doing drag, being creative is             everything            876 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,115   I was put on this Earth for.   877 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,084  - "Drag Race España," here she               comes.              878 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,285            [laughter]            879 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:01,759      [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]     880 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:06,998           - [laughing]           881 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:15,039       [singing] Cover Girl,          put the bass in your walk    882 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:17,876 Head to toe, let your whole body               talk               883 00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:18,443              - Ooh.                            - Oh.              884 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,445            [applause]            885 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,813            Beautiful.            886 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:25,483    - Welcome to the main stage      of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."   887 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,086    The multi-talented Michelle                Visage.             888 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:31,723          Now, Michelle,           what was your first acting job? 889 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:35,260    - I was 13 years old and it     was a production of the play   890 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,728        "I Remember Mama."                  - Oh, really?          891 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,829         Who did you play?        892 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:38,897        - I don't remember.       893 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,399            [laughter]            894 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:44,269   - The super spexy Alan Carr.   895 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,739      Have you ever gone out            for a big juicy role?      896 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:49,507      - No, but I did wrestle           a woman to the ground      897 00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:50,808    and lick out her baguette.    898 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:51,276             - Oh, G--                       [laughter]            899 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,977              - Wow!              900 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,282              - Wow.              901 00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:01,185   - And our extra special guest                judge                        Joel Dommett.          902 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:01,653         Welcome, darling.        903 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,554           - Thank you.           904 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,990    - Now, you would have made       a really great leading man    905 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:06,524       for our screen test.       906 00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,059         Did you audition?        907 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:10,295      - Oh, I didn't realize            there was an opening.      908 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,497            - Oh, Joel.           909 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,264   There's always an opening for                you.               910 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:16,634            [laughter]            911 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,269   This week, we challenged our                queens              912 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:20,104     to become leading ladies.    913 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:25,043    And tonight on the runway,         category is Pajamarama.     914 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,278    Racers, start your engines.   915 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:29,614 And may the best drag queen win. 916 00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:35,887  [singing] The right to be free  917 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,656      Category is Pajamarama.     918 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:42,727    Up first, Michael Marouli.    919 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:43,661               Mama.              920 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:46,197            [laughter]            921 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:52,103  - I'm serving you rich Geordie                slag,                  still likes a night out.     922 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,504  She's woke up in the middle of              the night            923 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,406    just to scratch her fanny.    924 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:58,042    She's come down the stairs    and this is what she looks like. 925 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,711             Stunning.            926 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,345     - It's like Marge Simpson         doing a walk of shame.      927 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,246            [laughter]            928 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,048   - It's me on the [indistinct]                side.              929 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:04,782            [laughter]            930 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,819    - This is my autobiography.   931 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,053       We've all been there.      932 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,222    I know this walk too well.    933 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,290      Who's on the telephone?     934 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,758       Probably whoever this            jockstrap belongs to.      935 00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:16,728   I don't know. I have no idea.  936 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,364        - I think she's had            a big mug of Hovaltine.     937 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,932            [laughter]            938 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:21,966        - [mouthing words]        939 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,434       - Now negligee away.       940 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:26,971            [laughter]            941 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,273       Up next, Cara Melle.       942 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:30,375              - Wow.              943 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:30,975               - Oh.              944 00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:33,811      - Bring back my curls.      945 00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:37,248  - I call this look ode to mom.  946 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,817      My mother is a lover of                loungewear.           947 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:40,918   Her favorite color is purple.  948 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,154      And she just reminds me           of this regal goddess      949 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:46,991    every time she runs through      the hallways of our house.    950 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:49,894    And I just think, like, oh,              perfection.           951 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:50,294              - Ooh.                            - Oh!              952 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:51,229              - Hey!              953 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,598               - Oh.              954 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:57,735 - I'm giving you the most regal,       royal version of me.       955 00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,203  I mean I'm looking at Joel, OK? 956 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,638 I'm giving him the eye, the wig. 957 00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:03,241       That's for you, Joel.      958 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:06,477   - When you got the runway at                 6:00                      and boxing at 8:00.       959 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:10,581            [laughter]            960 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:12,183      - Up next, Kate Butch.      961 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,921     - Oh, she's gray for pay.    962 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:20,725          - I am serving              glamorous boudoir woman.     963 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:22,393    She's heard a noise in the                 night.              964 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:23,327 She's stumbling down the stairs. 965 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:26,597             But wait!            966 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:27,598               - Oh.              967 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:30,268               - Oh               968 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:32,870  - When I asked for nine inches           round the back.         969 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:36,507            [laughter]            970 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:37,942   - Imagine if this was a real                murder              971 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,410  and we're just all making puns. 972 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:40,545            [laughter]            973 00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,479             - [gasps]            974 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,080      Don't worry, everyone.      975 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,781      Stop crying, Michelle.      976 00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,483        I was only acting.        977 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,453       I have been striving         to get the right intersection  978 00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:50,221       of glamor and stupid.      979 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:53,591  And I think this is that happy               medium.             980 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,060   Which is wild, because I'm an            extra small.           981 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,361       - You want the truth?      982 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,796    You can't candle the truth!   983 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:01,099            [laughter]            984 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,469    - Up next, Ginger Johnson.    985 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,638           You OK, bun?           986 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,709    - I'm serving Dolly Parton          in a John Waters film      987 00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:15,179  on her way to catch a man or a               rabbit.             988 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,081              - Whoa.                          - Hey.              989 00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,249        - What's up, cock?        990 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:20,551            [laughter]            991 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:21,919 - I don't normally wear anything              to bed.             992 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:23,721  So I had to use my imagination. 993 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,022             [laughs]             994 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,259     And I've made myself some        high-heeled bunny rabbit                 slippers,            995 00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:31,295         which either are            a stroke of fashion genius    996 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,132     or look like I've kicked         two rabbits up the arse.     997 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,134             [laughs]             998 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,735   - Hare today, gone tomorrow.   999 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:40,404            [laughter]            1000 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,573  - Up next, Double DeDeLicious.  1001 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,041        - We love a plushy.       1002 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,610   - As a kid, I always used to              have, like,           1003 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,912  teddy bears all around my bed.  1004 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,282       And they would, like,           guard me as I'd sleep.      1005 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,217     I've now shoved them all        onto a piece of my outfit,    1006 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:56,521   and they're going to keep me        out of the bottom two.      1007 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:58,422   - It's like "Zoo Paul's Drag                Race."              1008 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:00,424            [laughter]            1009 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:03,561         - It's so silly.         1010 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,796    - Oh, it's Sleeping Booty.    1011 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,665               Yeah.              1012 00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:10,902  - I've got the little bum flap    because she's a naughty girl.  1013 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:11,736   When you think of DeDe doing              nightwear,            1014 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,438  you don't expect a big onesie.  1015 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,374      But no, I wanted to do            something different.       1016 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,943  - I "vonder" if she is wearing              "ze bra"?            1017 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,445            [laughter]            1018 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:22,947         - Tomara Thomas.         1019 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,081              - Wow.                            - Oh.              1020 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,284     - I believe she made this         with her "bear" hands.      1021 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:27,485            - [laughs]            1022 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,753       - I've just woken up.      1023 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,922 And I just cuddle all the bears. 1024 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,759   And they just hug my body so              perfectly.            1025 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:35,493       It's giving Moschino.      1026 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:38,162     It's giving Jeremy Scott.    1027 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,498      Oh, I feel like little                 Goldilocks.           1028 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,732         Oh, my God, I do.        1029 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,367          I'm Goldilocks!         1030 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,336       - I think she's been           sleeping with the enema.     1031 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:47,004            [laughter]            1032 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,273    - Now, I don't usually have            a bear bouncing         1033 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,408      off my little bum bum.      1034 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:51,142           But you know?          1035 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,311   I'm willing to give it a try.  1036 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,745    And I'm loving it. [laughs]   1037 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:57,415   - I think Paddington's lost.   1038 00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,984        - Ooh, Paddington's                all over that.          1039 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,153            [laughter]            1040 00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:06,824         Welcome, queens.         1041 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:10,728 Time to watch your screen tests. 1042 00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:14,498   First up, Footballers' Wags,   1043 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,535  starring Cara Melle and Michael             Marouli.             1044 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:21,472          [upbeat music]          1045 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,077 - Not long now, my sweet Stefan. 1046 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,112   Soon we'll be together again.  1047 00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:31,749 That cheap bitch chore from hell              Tanya,              1048 00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:32,483 she doesn't know what's about to             hit her.             1049 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,585         [maniacal laugh]         1050 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:35,419           - Oi, Tanya.           1051 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:36,654             I'm home.            1052 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,723       - Surprise! [laughs]       1053 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:39,757           - Champagne!           1054 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,627 I've got a restraining order out           against you.           1055 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,929  - I love it when you play hard               to get.             1056 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:50,034      I found your house keys          hidden in your kit bag      1057 00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:52,003         along with this!         1058 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,804             [sniffs]             1059 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,806             [laughs]                  - Tanya's home! Quick!      1060 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:56,807               Hide!              1061 00:37:56,907 --> 00:37:58,109               - Oh!              1062 00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:03,047     - Tell the home newspaper         I'll want at least 50K      1063 00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:04,548     for my side of the story.    1064 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:07,018        And clear my diary            of everything next week.     1065 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,752              [sighs]             1066 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:10,354       - Tanya, you're home.      1067 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,593   - Shagging another cheap tart            in a red wig           1068 00:38:15,693 --> 00:38:17,061        and a silver dress?       1069 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:18,796          I don't think!          1070 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:21,465     If only your ball skills       were that good on the pitch.   1071 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:26,070    - You leave Stefan's balls                 alone.              1072 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,440      - Champagne, you tramp.     1073 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,542             - [gasps]            1074 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,044            [laughter]                      Listen, babe.          1075 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,914            I'm the one           with Stefan's ring on me finger, 1076 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:38,516             not you!             1077 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,385          - Oh, trust me.         1078 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:44,922  I've had his ring on my finger         many times before.        1079 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:46,657          But who cares?          1080 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,893       I have some big news.      1081 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,796   Stefan, you're going to be a                daddy.              1082 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:54,365        I'm pregnant, baby!       1083 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:57,702   - Well, funny you should say                 that.              1084 00:38:57,802 --> 00:39:00,871         I'm pregnant too.        1085 00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:03,574       - Liza Minnelli lies!      1086 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,408   You're trying to upstage me!   1087 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,411          It's not fair!          1088 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,580           Oh, the baby!          1089 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,615       I think it's coming!       1090 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:12,750               - Ha!              1091 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,285       You'll never beat me!      1092 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,220             [growls]             1093 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,290   [both breathing rhythmically]  1094 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:24,295         - Ooh, the baby!         1095 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,430           - [groaning]           1096 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,498            - Hold on.            1097 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:28,499        That's not a baby.        1098 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,067         It's a football.         1099 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:34,872      - That's right, Stefan,           just like me orgasms,      1100 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:37,041         I was faking it!         1101 00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:39,877       - You lying trollop.       1102 00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:41,212          [popping noise]         1103 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,114             My baby!             1104 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,915           - Oh, please.          1105 00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:46,317  - You know, it's funny, ladies. 1106 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,252  Because you're not the only one   that's been keeping a secret.  1107 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:49,453          [both gasping]          1108 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,490        - I'm pregnant too.       1109 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,892    And you can call me Mother.   1110 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,596   - Babe, what are we fighting                about?              1111 00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:01,232       - Girl, I don't know.      1112 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:02,199    Should we go get a drink or              something?            1113 00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:04,101   - Let's go to the bar, babes.              Come on.             1114 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:05,903            - Let's go.                 It's all right, baby.      1115 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:06,604 We're going to take you to get a              drink.              1116 00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:09,273     Your first drink, I know.    1117 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:12,276            [laughter]            1118 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:16,213            [applause]            1119 00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:17,314           - All right.           1120 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,650   Now it's time for the judges'             critiques.            1121 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,085     - Hello, Michael Marouli.    1122 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,486     - Hello, Michelle Visage.    1123 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,256     - So on the set you were              well-prepared.          1124 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,892  I thought there could have been    more Tanya things in there,   1125 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:29,460         the nose flaring.        1126 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,263     But all in all, I thought           you did a good job.       1127 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,498         - The physicality           and the breathing together    1128 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,767        was just so funny.        1129 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:38,702     When I was watching you,        I felt like you could have    1130 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:40,738    been in Footballers' Wives.   1131 00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:42,773  I just thought you really were              into it.             1132 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:43,441        I really loved it.             - You were really good.     1133 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:44,975        It was interesting.       1134 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:48,179 The Michael Marouli makeup style        under that lighting       1135 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,213        was really severe.        1136 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,382   - Interestingly enough, your             look tonight?          1137 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:52,650         This is the best            your makeup's ever looked.    1138 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,984            [laughter]            1139 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,719  I'd like to condragulate you on               that.              1140 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,721               Yeah?                      - It looks good.         1141 00:40:57,822 --> 00:40:58,956              Subtle              1142 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:02,760    - This look, wow, funny and                 sexy.              1143 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,428   And it's hard to laugh with a              hard-on.             1144 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:07,998            [laughter]            1145 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:08,899        - This is adorable.       1146 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,634   I love all the things in the                 hair,              1147 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:12,736       from the cigarettes,          the burger, to a stopwatch.   1148 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:14,405  - Literally, I've just cleaned              my sofa.             1149 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:15,673   And many of those items I've                found.              1150 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,875   And the outfit's incredible.   1151 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:20,811  - Just a personal question for                 me,               1152 00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:22,780   what lip liner are you using?  1153 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,216  - This is actually an invisible               nude.              1154 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,952            [laughter]                          - Oh.              1155 00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:28,786        - Well, thank you.        1156 00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,120       - Thank you so much.       1157 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,556    - All right, up next, Cara                 Melle.              1158 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,259  - So where you were struggling        was with the volume.       1159 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:39,063   I think there was still some      moments of a little shouty,   1160 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,331          but you got it.         1161 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,800   - Sometimes you do hold back         in these challenges.       1162 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:43,601              - Yeah.             1163 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:45,302      - But you went for it.      1164 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,271   I just loved the relationship          between you two.         1165 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:49,240   - What really made it for me,     the little line at the end    1166 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,341    when you were walking off.    1167 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,276     Sort of, like, just felt         like it was off the cuff.    1168 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:54,078            I loved it.           1169 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,214     - Tonight on the runway,      this is very different for you. 1170 00:41:57,314 --> 00:41:58,916     I love this hair choice.     1171 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,584      It's so fun, stunningly                beautiful.            1172 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,454     - This look is gorgeous.     1173 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,956    I just want to crawl inside      that dressing gown with you   1174 00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:07,458 and cuddle and snuggle and watch               the--              1175 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:08,659            [laughter]                       - Oh, baby.           1176 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,394    - Don't, because I will go.   1177 00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:11,962  - I love the simplicity of it.  1178 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,665    And I didn't even expect a                 reveal.             1179 00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:16,767   And it blew my eyebrows off.   1180 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:17,935              - Oh!.                   - Absolutely wonderful.     1181 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:18,736              - Good.             1182 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:19,603      I did it just for you.      1183 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:20,971     - And thank you so much.     1184 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:22,573            Thank you.            1185 00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:25,509    - You are serving Louis XIV          meets Toni Braxton.       1186 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,311          - There you go.         1187 00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:29,079   - And I made the hair myself.  1188 00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:30,047               Hey.                             - Mm.              1189 00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:31,782      - All right, thank you.     1190 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:36,754    And now the screen test for               Holedark,            1191 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:41,292  starring Kate Butch and Ginger              Johnson.             1192 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,194     [dramatic music playing]     1193 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,802              - Oof!              1194 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:55,739  Smells like miladykins has been      on the asparagus again.     1195 00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:56,740            [laughter]            1196 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,576             [coughs]             1197 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:03,681   I hate that rich bitch troll          mistress from hell.       1198 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:04,782               Alas!              1199 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:07,618  I am but a lowly scullery maid. 1200 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,422      - Good day, Elizabent.      1201 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:15,225  'Tis I, back home from the war       after all these years.      1202 00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:17,127            - [screams]           1203 00:43:17,227 --> 00:43:18,996       - Damelsa, the maid!       1204 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,731    I did not know it was thee.   1205 00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:21,932            - Fear not.           1206 00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:23,601        'Tis only pee-pee.        1207 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:24,902            [laughter]            1208 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:28,238        No, no, we mustn't.       1209 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:32,242   It's just--I've never seen a                 man,               1210 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,078       let alone a captain,       1211 00:43:34,178 --> 00:43:37,581  derobed in this manner before.  1212 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:38,749     What would miladykins say    1213 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:43,087   if she saw us cavorting like                 this?              1214 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:44,054          [bells ringing]         1215 00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:45,055        - Someone's coming!       1216 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:46,190       Quick, hide, Damelsa!      1217 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,958              - Ooh!              1218 00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:49,994            - Damelsa?            1219 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:53,097  Where is that blithering idiot             of a maid?            1220 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:58,902     Who is the hottie derobed         in my bedroom quarters?     1221 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:00,938         - Lady Elizabent,            it's not how it appears.     1222 00:44:01,038 --> 00:44:05,743   - Captain Holedark, you hath               returned!            1223 00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:08,812  'Tis clear as the light of day. 1224 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:13,384   Oh, you must ache from riding             that horse            1225 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,419     of yours all these years.    1226 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,721           Don't worry.           1227 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:18,589          I'll be gentle.         1228 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,324        [maniacal laughter]       1229 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,526               - Ow!              1230 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:27,297       - Damelsa, you fool!       1231 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,266               - Oh!              1232 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,135   - What the hell are you doing           behind the bed?         1233 00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:34,605    - Miladykins, I was merely       tending to your chamberpot.   1234 00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:36,974    Isn't that right, captain?    1235 00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:38,575 - Oh, and trying to get your leg               over,              1236 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,612     too, you reckless hussy.     1237 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:43,414       The cheek! The nerve!      1238 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,448             The gall!            1239 00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:46,650           The audacity!          1240 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,453      And yes, the gumption.      1241 00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:51,088             - [gasps]            1242 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:54,958 - 'Tis clear the captain desires             us both.             1243 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,226        - That may be true.       1244 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:59,596       But can you do this?       1245 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:03,000             [moaning]            1246 00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:06,637   - [laughs] Is that all you've                got?               1247 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,106         Watch and learn.         1248 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,374               - Oh!              1249 00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:13,143                Oh!               1250 00:45:13,243 --> 00:45:17,281       - I'll show you what          a true scrubber is made of!   1251 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,550                Oh!               1252 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:20,851                Oh!               1253 00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:23,921   - Captain, I may be a lady by                name,              1254 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,824    but I'm a real freak in the                sheets.             1255 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,226            Oh! Oh! Oh!           1256 00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,994  - Yeah, you like that, do you?  1257 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:33,063  - I'm going to walk your plank! 1258 00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:34,598          - Make it stop!         1259 00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:36,066         You're both rank.        1260 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,968            [laughter]            1261 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:45,609          [both moaning]                 - Ooh, miladykins.        1262 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,678      Do you like it port or                 starboard?            1263 00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:49,747              - Ooh!              1264 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,582            [laughter]            1265 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,183           - I love it.                        - Well.             1266 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:54,585          - It's so good.         1267 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,787       - Port or starboard.       1268 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:59,923 All right, up first, Kate Butch. 1269 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,559    - Directing you was a joy.    1270 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:05,896   The only thing hard to direct     was that hairline of yours.   1271 00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:08,932            [laughter]            1272 00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:12,035      But you were so on it.      1273 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,504        You just nailed it.       1274 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,006   - I literally would have paid     at the theater to see that.   1275 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,108       You have a theatrical                sensibility.           1276 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,743       You know what works.       1277 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,211      - Each part was funny.      1278 00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:23,147         Like, you took it            a step further each time.    1279 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:26,416  And the noises you were making           were so stupid.         1280 00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:28,152        It just was so fun.       1281 00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:29,553        - Kate Butch, wow.        1282 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:30,921             So funny.            1283 00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,956 And this look here is fantastic. 1284 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,892   - I just love this look, with             its homage            1285 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:36,660    to film noir and Hollywood.   1286 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,630     I mean, you always bring         the drama on the runway.     1287 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:43,167       - When you went down         and you just stayed down for                 ages,              1288 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:44,768       and I know it's weird         to say that's the best bit    1289 00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:45,969       when you didn't move.      1290 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:47,137     But it was really funny.     1291 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:49,873   - This is the most beautiful          you've ever looked.       1292 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:50,741           - Thank you.           1293 00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,543       - I know you're gray.      1294 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:56,280    But when you listen and you                apply,                    this is what happens.      1295 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:57,447            You shine.            1296 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:58,615      - Great night for you.                 Thank you.            1297 00:46:58,715 --> 00:46:59,917       - Thank you so much.       1298 00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:01,118    - Up next, Ginger Johnson.    1299 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:07,157     - Ginger, you were so fun        as Damelsa, so prepared.     1300 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:11,228   So I was just as proud of you          as I was of Kate.        1301 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,596  You two were really brilliant.  1302 00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:15,499     - If there's any theater           impresarios watching       1303 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:16,633 and they need two ugly sisters-- 1304 00:47:16,733 --> 00:47:17,467            [laughter]            1305 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,735            No, listen.           1306 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,037         You are perfect.         1307 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:21,772        You were grotesque.       1308 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:23,674  You have perfect comic timing.  1309 00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:28,579           And I think,            "Fear not, 'tis only pee-pee,"  1310 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,347  I want to get it tattooed on my               body.              1311 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,616            [laughter]            1312 00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:33,951        - I'm from Bristol.       1313 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:35,419  And it was like I was watching       my family at Christmas.     1314 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,655            [laughter]            1315 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:39,890            - So funny.           1316 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:43,227       I could see a sitcom        with you two in it every week.  1317 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,995  I think you're onto something.  1318 00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,430           I really do.           1319 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,130 - Tonight on the runway, this is             gorgeous.            1320 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,199   I just love this whole look.   1321 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,467  - I like you because you get it            all right.            1322 00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:52,970         It's Pajamarama.         1323 00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:54,271      And you think, sod it.      1324 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:54,738    I'm going to dress up as a                 bunny.              1325 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,640            I love it.            1326 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:58,408   You look a bit like a Playboy                bunny                      with narcolepsy.         1327 00:47:58,508 --> 00:48:01,044            [laughter]            1328 00:48:01,144 --> 00:48:01,912       - Thank you, Ginger.       1329 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:02,613           - Thank you.           1330 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,815     - And last but not least,    1331 00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:09,152  the screen test for Femmerdale, 1332 00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:13,624  starring DeDeLicious and Tomara              Thomas.             1333 00:48:14,591 --> 00:48:17,728     [dramatic music playing]     1334 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:24,701           - [grunting]           1335 00:48:24,801 --> 00:48:28,939          Turrah, mummy,           you old bitch troll mother from               hell.              1336 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:33,110 I'd like to say I miss ya, but I              won't.              1337 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:33,944           - Hey, Gabby.          1338 00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:34,711             I'm back.            1339 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,647        - Not now, Steveo.        1340 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:37,915           You wassock.           1341 00:48:38,015 --> 00:48:40,250     - So is she dead or what?    1342 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:42,486    - Does the Pope shit in the                woods?              1343 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,321      Now, remember the plan.     1344 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,257       We leave her body out         in the arse end of nowhere,   1345 00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:50,394  take all her money, and we can                leave              1346 00:48:50,494 --> 00:48:52,763     Femmerdale Farm for good.    1347 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,531         [rooster crowing]        1348 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:55,899    - Someone's coming! Quick!    1349 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,701           Hide, Gabby.           1350 00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,036         - Chuffing hell!         1351 00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:00,270        Get me out of here!       1352 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,306                Ah!               1353 00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:05,842  Look who it is, Gabby's little              sidekick.            1354 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,210   Pretty little thing like you            is going to be          1355 00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:08,979      very popular in prison.     1356 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:10,914  - Stella, I thought you popped             your clogs.           1357 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,582               - Ha!              1358 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,184      It's going to take more          than horse tranquilizer     1359 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:16,453    to get rid of me, you daft                pillock.             1360 00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:20,624   - You leave Steveo alone, you              old hag.             1361 00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:22,893            [laughter]            1362 00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:24,728      - Well, look who it is!     1363 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:27,297         Why, if it isn't            drag daughter of the year.    1364 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:30,100    Thought I'd let you run off     with my money and my fellow,   1365 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,101             did you?             1366 00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:33,070               - Oh!              1367 00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:37,541     My Steveo wouldn't touch         an old mardy bum like you    1368 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,409         with a bargepole.        1369 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:42,713    - Well, he's been stirring      my hotpot for years, darling.  1370 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:43,580          I might be old,            but he's always coming back   1371 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,649      for seconds and thirds.     1372 00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:48,585     - No, I don't believe it.    1373 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:53,223   He's my Steveo, you old cow.   1374 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,592      - Nah, he's my Steveo,               you stupid cow.         1375 00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:59,997   - Oh, oh, you dirty slapper.   1376 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:01,631        - Oh, yeah. Dirty!        1377 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:02,499       Just how he likes it.                    - Oh!              1378 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:03,834         - Quit fighting!         1379 00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:05,402    There's plenty of me to go                 around.             1380 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,371            - Stop it!            1381 00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:08,605  - Someone's going to get hurt!  1382 00:50:08,705 --> 00:50:10,273               - Oh!              1383 00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:10,741                Oh.               1384 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,642          Flipping heck.          1385 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,311            He's dead!            1386 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:16,046          - Eeh, by God!          1387 00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,581         Not another one!         1388 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:20,684            [laughter]            1389 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:25,155           - So stupid.           1390 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:29,292           - All right.           1391 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,561   First up, Double DeDeLicious.  1392 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:32,896      - So you two struggled          the most with your lines.    1393 00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:35,565    You were just all over the                 place.              1394 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:37,434   You know, we got there in the                 end                      and it was actually       1395 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,369     really stupid and funny.     1396 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:42,205 I want to give you credit on the              really              1397 00:50:42,305 --> 00:50:44,508   exaggerated Yorkshire accent.  1398 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:47,010     - I think you really went       for the sort of overacting.   1399 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:51,048    And it was just ridiculous,           like, ridiculous.        1400 00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:52,115      It was really amazing.      1401 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:55,218     - The way you were thrown         behind those haystacks      1402 00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:56,386   and then you were hit in the                 face,              1403 00:50:56,486 --> 00:50:58,622       it was like something           from Cirque du Soleil.      1404 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:01,224            [laughter]            1405 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:02,392 - I thought you were very funny. 1406 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:04,494 And I loved the over-the-topness              of it.              1407 00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:06,296   The makeup was--was a choice.  1408 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,598            [laughter]            1409 00:51:08,698 --> 00:51:11,334      And it actually worked       for the comedy of it, you know. 1410 00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:12,335   I thought it was very funny.   1411 00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:14,638   Were you both doing Yorkshire              accents?             1412 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,872           - Um, well...          1413 00:51:15,972 --> 00:51:18,208            [laughter]            1414 00:51:18,308 --> 00:51:19,643     - Tonight on the runway,             you are a plushy.        1415 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:20,277         You are a teddy.         1416 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,778     You are a stuffed animal.    1417 00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:23,613   I think you definitely could      have gone further with it.    1418 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:25,749   But I think the idea is cute.  1419 00:51:25,849 --> 00:51:28,885  - Love this look on the runway,       sweet, affectionate.       1420 00:51:28,985 --> 00:51:30,353    I just want to stroke you.    1421 00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:31,388   - I want to have a sleepover               with you.                  - Ooh, it's on, baby.      1422 00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:33,457      - I'll have a sleepover            with you right now.       1423 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:34,458            [laughter]            1424 00:51:34,558 --> 00:51:35,725    - DeDe, you look adorable.    1425 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:36,460     It's really, really cute.    1426 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,695           - Thank you.           1427 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:43,233     - Up next, Tomara Thomas.    1428 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,734  - What I loved about directing                you,               1429 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,203 Tomara, was, like, you were just 1430 00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:48,371   frenetic and wild and on one.  1431 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,173      I didn't know which way            it was going to go.       1432 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,741    And it ended up being right       where it should have been    1433 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,877      because you committed.      1434 00:51:53,977 --> 00:51:55,545          - It was manic.         1435 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:57,047         It was deranged.         1436 00:51:57,147 --> 00:51:59,749            [laughter]            1437 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:02,219    I mean, this is a sentence      you never thought you'd say.   1438 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,554 The moment you jumped out of the             body bag,            1439 00:52:04,654 --> 00:52:08,592 I knew we were in for a very fun               ride.              1440 00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:11,061   - I felt like you gave 200%.   1441 00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:12,896      Your gilet was off your                 shoulder.            1442 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:14,898      You were running around      just, like, fully going for it. 1443 00:52:14,998 --> 00:52:17,634      - And then that little          pussycat wig you had on,     1444 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:22,005   shaking it around the way you                did,                      it was ridiculous.        1445 00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:23,573     - Tonight on the runway,           this outfit's smart.       1446 00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,408      We can see your waist.      1447 00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:26,209     You're not surrounded by                 teddies,             1448 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,811  where you look like a big blob. 1449 00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:30,046  - This is my favorite look from             tonight,             1450 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,047      just really beautiful.      1451 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,884       - This is a bit like             if Victoria's Secret       1452 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,051     and Hamleys got together.    1453 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,553            [laughter]            1454 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,055     And all I can say is that       lucky bear round the back.    1455 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,757             - Right.                        - Hey, hey.           1456 00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:42,125            [laughter]            1457 00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:43,126           - All right.           1458 00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:44,227          Thanks, Tomara.         1459 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,061           - Thank you.           1460 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,630       - Thank you, queens.       1461 00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:51,535     All of your performances        were really, really strong.   1462 00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:55,906    Making my decision tonight        is not going to be easy.     1463 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,942    So while you untuck in the                workroom,            1464 00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:00,577       the judges and I will                 deliberate.           1465 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,146     You may leave the stage.     1466 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:05,715              - Ooh!              1467 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:07,350         - Ooh, ooh, ooh.         1468 00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:08,752    - Let's get a bev down us.    1469 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:09,553        - Let's get a bev.        1470 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:11,087   - We are back in "Untucked."   1471 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:16,259   And I am on Cloud 9, 10, 11--         all of the clouds.        1472 00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:17,327           I'm thrilled.          1473 00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:18,828         - Cheers, ladies.               That was hilarious.       1474 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,363           all: Cheers!           1475 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:22,999          Oi, oi, oi, oi.         1476 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:26,870     - Everyone was so funny.     1477 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:27,737              - Yes.              1478 00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:29,272  - The only thing they said was  1479 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:30,907 you were a little underprepared. 1480 00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:32,275  But they said how funny it was. 1481 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,878  - It was just the most bonkers               thing.              1482 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:39,115  It was like it was being played  at, like, 2.5 speed, you know?  1483 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,417              - Yeah.             1484 00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:41,751  - See, in my head, I was, like,    I need to get this accent.    1485 00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,386      And if it's the accent            is going to be shit,       1486 00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:44,754    then I'm going to be in the                bottom.             1487 00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:47,190  And I think that's what I told               myself,                   even from the get go.      1488 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,626   After the judges' critiques,      I'm feeling so much better.   1489 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,595        Because I did well.       1490 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:52,929        And they loved it.        1491 00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:55,098 So now I know never to get in my               head               1492 00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:57,400  because we know that fucks you                 up.               1493 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,770        Just a deep breath.       1494 00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:02,906  See you in the final. [laughs]  1495 00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:07,277  - I think that Ginger and Kate                 got                     absolutely no flaws.       1496 00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:09,246   - They said it was a marriage           made in heaven.         1497 00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:11,748  - I'm not counting me chickens       before they've hatched.     1498 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,217  But yeah, I'm so glad you chose                me.               1499 00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:16,019           - Of course.           1500 00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:18,455     - It has been so much fun          working with Ginger.       1501 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:21,691     But I would like her not           to win another badge.      1502 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,593             [laughs]             1503 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:25,428 - They also--let's just give you             praise--             1504 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,097  but they said this is the most              beautiful            1505 00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:28,431 that you've ever looked on this. 1506 00:54:28,531 --> 00:54:31,701    - I mean, I feel gorgeous.          I don't know what...       1507 00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,737      - Who is this new lady?     1508 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,572           - Who is she?          1509 00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:36,840            - [laughs]            1510 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,142    - Just had to get away from     all you backstabbing bitches.  1511 00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:40,977            [laughter]            1512 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,847 - She finally decided to do drag          in Week Seven.          1513 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:46,216   - Welcome to the competition,                Kate.              1514 00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:47,917   Where the fuck have you been?  1515 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:48,652    - How are you two feeling?    1516 00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:50,487      - [sighs] I don't know.     1517 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:51,488         - It's so weird.         1518 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:53,223      Because I got such good                 comments,            1519 00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,925    like, you were really good                tonight,                     outfit's amazing.        1520 00:54:56,026 --> 00:54:57,394    - I thought yours was fab.    1521 00:54:57,494 --> 00:54:59,629  It was like watching a reality               series.             1522 00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:00,297  And the tits jiggling in those             dresses...            1523 00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:02,265            [laughter]            1524 00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:04,868       That was phenomenal.       1525 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,637  - Yeah, I was really confident         at the start of it.       1526 00:55:07,737 --> 00:55:09,806     And then as the critiques          just went on and on,       1527 00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:11,274  I was, like, well hold up now.  1528 00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:13,443  They seemed to love everybody.  1529 00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:16,446       - Everyone did well.       1530 00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:19,716   And I think we're just a bit               confused.            1531 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,117   It's like splitting hairs at              this point.           1532 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:24,487      - Have you been crying?     1533 00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:26,256    - Just because Joel thought        I was so good-looking.      1534 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:29,492    - Well, he did say, girls,    that this was the favorite look. 1535 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,661     - Now, I've got to say--     1536 00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:34,331       [overlapping chatter]      1537 00:55:34,431 --> 00:55:35,332        - Thank you, baby.        1538 00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:36,599         - What the hell?         1539 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,301         You are stunning.        1540 00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:41,104     But it's literally bears       attached to a panty and bra.   1541 00:55:41,204 --> 00:55:44,341    - Enough about how gorgeous              Tomara is.            1542 00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,442    Two people are lip-synching               tonight.             1543 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:47,877       Who's it going to be?      1544 00:55:47,977 --> 00:55:50,814         [dramatic music]         1545 00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:52,649           - [slurping]           1546 00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:56,953  - Now, just between us squirrel             friends,                    what do you think?        1547 00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:59,422   Everybody was really, really,            really good.           1548 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,390            All right.            1549 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:02,225   Let's talk about Footballers'                Wags.              1550 00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:03,226          - It was good.          1551 00:56:03,326 --> 00:56:04,127           It was good.           1552 00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:05,462     The standard was so high.    1553 00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:07,163      That was the first one            that we all watched.       1554 00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:10,567      I felt like Cara Melle,      she's just not letting herself  1555 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:12,435        just be ridiculous.       1556 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,671   - And I thought Michael stole             that scene.           1557 00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:16,639    And Cara had to live up to                Michael.             1558 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,574  You know, if you're doing that                thing              1559 00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:19,909   where you--going to get you,   1560 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:22,312  it's not as funny as I will get               you.               1561 00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:23,847     Do you know what I mean?              - Right. Right.         1562 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:24,948   Their performances were--you                 know,              1563 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:29,119  they put the pedal to the metal         and never let up.        1564 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,754    Let's talk about Holedark.    1565 00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:34,557      - I thought Kate Butch          and Ginger Johnson worked               seamlessly.           1566 00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:35,458         They were funny.         1567 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,559         They took risks.         1568 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:38,661        They took chances.        1569 00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:40,196         And it paid off.         1570 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:41,998    - There are so many things      to deal with, accents, props,  1571 00:56:42,098 --> 00:56:45,135     and climaxing by gyrating           up against the bed.       1572 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,537    But they did it seamlessly.   1573 00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:50,240      - It was like a sort of           Les Miserables porno.      1574 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,976            [laughter]            1575 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,945     - The real pros here were            Ginger and Kate,         1576 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:59,082  their ability to really tell a               story.              1577 00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:02,585  - And listen, Kate Butch looked    the best she's ever looked.   1578 00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:04,821      I really loved what she            presented tonight.        1579 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:05,889           - All right.           1580 00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:07,991   Let's talk about Femmerdale.   1581 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,259  - I thought they both did well. 1582 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:10,994 They were the ones who struggled    the most with their lines.    1583 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,063  But it ended up being fricking             hysterical.           1584 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,331    - Do you know what it was?    1585 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,900 Watching those two it was, like, 1586 00:57:16,966 --> 00:57:18,201      you know when you have         those little ginger shots?    1587 00:57:18,301 --> 00:57:18,535              - Yes.                  - That you go...[groans]     1588 00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:20,236              - Yes.              1589 00:57:20,336 --> 00:57:21,504     - You know, you enjoy it.    1590 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:22,872      But what just happened?                [laughter]            1591 00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:24,140     That's what it was like.     1592 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,576      But it was so funny, so                energetic.            1593 00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:29,646      However, it didn't have        the nuance and the subtlety   1594 00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:31,948     that Ginger and Kate had.    1595 00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:35,718 - I thought Tomara sort of stole         the scene for me.        1596 00:57:35,819 --> 00:57:40,256  Her face, it looked so comedic   from, like, a different angle.  1597 00:57:40,356 --> 00:57:41,291     Do you know what I mean?     1598 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,928  And yet, it's so beautiful from            the front.            1599 00:57:45,028 --> 00:57:48,965         It's such a range           without her doing anything.   1600 00:57:49,065 --> 00:57:51,267   - It could have gone terribly               wrong.              1601 00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:53,036    But somehow it just worked.   1602 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:55,071          - Do you reckon            the body bag was relieved?    1603 00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:56,039            [laughter]            1604 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,707           - I think so.          1605 00:57:57,807 --> 00:57:58,708        - It spit her out.        1606 00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:01,144           - I think so.          1607 00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:02,445            - Silence.            1608 00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:04,514      I've made my decision.      1609 00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:05,915       Bring back my girls.       1610 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:07,984       Welcome back, ladies.      1611 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,588     I've made some decisions.    1612 00:58:15,091 --> 00:58:20,363    Ginger Johnson, you are one             funny bunny.           1613 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:24,868           You are safe.          1614 00:58:24,968 --> 00:58:26,436           - Thank you.           1615 00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:27,403  You may hop to the back of the               stage.              1616 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:30,106            [laughter]            1617 00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:39,048   Kate Butch, condragulations.   1618 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,250         You got the part.        1619 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,618            - [laughs]            1620 00:58:41,718 --> 00:58:43,286       - You are the winner           of this week's challenge.    1621 00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:45,088            [applause]            1622 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:50,326        - And the recipient          of a coveted RuPeter Badge.   1623 00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:53,596    - [singing] Rule, Britannia   1624 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:55,431       - Wear it with pride.      1625 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,366         - I bloody will.         1626 00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,768             Finally!             1627 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,870      Thank you, Miss RuPaul.     1628 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:03,206    Kate Butch in the top five?   1629 00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:06,309  Stranger things have happened.  1630 00:59:06,409 --> 00:59:08,778   - You may step to the back of             the stage.            1631 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,883            [laughter]            1632 00:59:13,983 --> 00:59:15,485      Watch your back, bitch.     1633 00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:25,428  Now, choosing a bottom two this               week               1634 00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:30,433   was harder than Kate Butch's     hairline in the screen test.   1635 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:33,436            [laughter]            1636 00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:34,938      - It was a lace front.      1637 00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:38,975       - It all came down to        who delivered the most funny.  1638 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:49,419   Michael Marouli, Cara Melle,   1639 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,219       I'm sorry, my dears.       1640 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,423  But you are up for elimination. 1641 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,727           - Oh, my God.          1642 00:59:57,827 --> 00:59:59,062           - I love you.          1643 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:04,200   - DeDeLicious, Tomara Thomas,            you're safe.           1644 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,302    And you may join the other                 girls.              1645 01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:07,804         both: Thank you.         1646 01:00:17,246 --> 01:00:18,781   - The possibility of sending             Michael home           1647 01:00:18,881 --> 01:00:21,084       is killing me inside.      1648 01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:24,420          I love Michael.         1649 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,690          So this sucks.          1650 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:30,593   - Two queens stand before me.  1651 01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:35,465  I've consulted with the judges,      but the final decision      1652 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:38,034         is mine to make.         1653 01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:41,871 Ladies, this is your last chance           to impress me          1654 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:46,709      and save yourself from                elimination.           1655 01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:48,845       The time has come...       1656 01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:49,612         [thunder booming]        1657 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:53,416      For you to lip-synch...     1658 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:57,020          for your life!          1659 01:00:59,555 --> 01:01:00,390              - Cara.             1660 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,492   I know she's killer at this.   1661 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:04,527       But I cannot go home.      1662 01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:06,262   This is not how this ends for                 me.               1663 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:07,664       And I'm going to look          the judges in their eyes     1664 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:12,568      and show them how much            I deserve to be here.      1665 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:13,436           - Good luck.           1666 01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:17,707      And do not fuck it up.      1667 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,777          [Samantha Fox's          "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"]  1668 01:01:20,877 --> 01:01:23,379     - [singing] Ah, touch me     1669 01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:25,314         This is the night        1670 01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:28,051           Ah, touch me           1671 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:29,886     I want to feel your body     1672 01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:31,220                Ooh               1673 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,089              - Yeah!             1674 01:01:34,557 --> 01:01:35,758          - Ah, come on!          1675 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:36,159               Yes!               1676 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:42,899   - [singing] Full moon in the                 city                    and the night was young     1677 01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:45,234       I was hungry for love      1678 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,903       I was hungry for fun       1679 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:52,275 I was hunting you down and I was             the bait             1680 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:57,480       When I saw you there,          I didn't need to hesitate    1681 01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:59,782         This is the night        1682 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,984         This is the night        1683 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:06,222         This is the time,            we've got to get it right    1684 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:07,623             Touch me             1685 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,358             Touch me             1686 01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:15,565     I want to feel your body,       your heartbeat next to mine   1687 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:17,100             Touch me             1688 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,935           Touch me now           1689 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,737        - [mouthing words]        1690 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:31,214 - [singing] Hot and cold emotion        confusing my brain        1691 01:02:31,314 --> 01:02:35,551        I could not decide            between pleasure and pain    1692 01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:40,256    Like a tramp in the night,           I'm begging for you       1693 01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:45,428 To treat my body like you wanted                to                1694 01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:49,165       Ooh, begging for you       1695 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:49,665         This is the night        1696 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,567           Just touch me          1697 01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:52,602             Touch me             1698 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:54,937     I want to feel your body     1699 01:02:55,037 --> 01:02:59,475    Your heartbeat next to mine   1700 01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:00,576         This is the night        1701 01:03:00,676 --> 01:03:07,116   I want your body all the time  1702 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:09,185           Ah, touch me           1703 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,186             Touch me             1704 01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,487             Touch me             1705 01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:14,490     I want to feel your body     1706 01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:15,491             Touch me             1707 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:16,325             Touch me             1708 01:03:16,425 --> 01:03:17,260             Touch me             1709 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,061            [laughter]            1710 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:20,263           - Oh, my God.          1711 01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:22,231          [all cheering]          1712 01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:24,233           - Oh, my God.          1713 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,235            - So good!            1714 01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:28,104            [applause]            1715 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:39,215              - Wow.              1716 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:42,185  Ladies, I've made my decision.  1717 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:53,996   Michael Marouli, shantay, you                stay.              1718 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:56,532            - [crying]            1719 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:00,970            Thank you.            1720 01:04:01,737 --> 01:04:04,841  - You may join the other girls. 1721 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,376           - I love you.                - I love you so much.      1722 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:20,623   - Cara Melle, sugar, butter,                cream,              1723 01:04:20,723 --> 01:04:23,759    keep serving the children.    1724 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,663         Now sashay away.         1725 01:04:27,763 --> 01:04:30,933  - I just want to say this is an            experience            1726 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,835   I've been dreaming for all my                life.              1727 01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:35,304     And thank you so much for               allowing me           1728 01:04:35,404 --> 01:04:38,040        to be on this stage          with these amazing queens.    1729 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:40,042            Thank you.            1730 01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:41,611           - Thank you.                        - Yeah.             1731 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,945           Do I go now?           1732 01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,580            [laughter]            1733 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,015                OK.               1734 01:04:46,115 --> 01:04:47,650               Whoo!              1735 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,585   Well, I guess you get to look     at this ass one more time.    1736 01:04:49,685 --> 01:04:50,653              - Hey!              1737 01:04:50,753 --> 01:04:52,455    - Cara, I love you so much.   1738 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:54,624        - Love you so much.       1739 01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,661  - I have one last thing to say. 1740 01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:00,763  You're welcome for my presence. 1741 01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:01,831            [laughter]            1742 01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:03,199            [applause]            1743 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:04,300              - Yes!              1744 01:05:07,503 --> 01:05:11,474   - I'm feeling, to be honest,             heartbroken.           1745 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:12,909   I really wanted to go all the                way.               1746 01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:14,977     This is the hardest thing            I have ever done.        1747 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:19,715    But I'm so proud of myself         for making it this far.     1748 01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:21,083  My parting words to the rest of             the girls            1749 01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:23,386     is remember who you are.     1750 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,121     Remember your star power     1751 01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:26,923       and what you can do.       1752 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:27,990        I love you bitches.       1753 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:36,132    - Condragulations, queens.    1754 01:05:36,232 --> 01:05:38,434  And remember, if you can't love             yourself,            1755 01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:40,102          how in the hell         you going to love somebody else? 1756 01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:41,337   Can I get an amen up in here?  1757 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,972            all: Amen.            1758 01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:44,440     - Now let the music play.    1759 01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:47,443   [singing] To, to, to, to the                 moon               1760 01:05:47,543 --> 01:05:50,212         To the moon, baby        1761 01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:50,980            To the moon           1762 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:51,647     Come on and take me away     1763 01:05:51,747 --> 01:05:54,617      To, to, to, to the moon     1764 01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:55,918            [laughter]            1765 01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:57,253            To the moon           1766 01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,622 Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race              UK"...              1767 01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:01,657  For this week's Maxi Challenge, 1768 01:06:01,757 --> 01:06:04,093      I want you to transform                volunteers            1769 01:06:04,193 --> 01:06:09,465         from Switchboard,          the UK's oldest LGBT hotline,  1770 01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:11,801      into fine drag queens.      1771 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:14,203          [all cheering]          1772 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:15,571  - I've never dragged up before. 1773 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:18,374      I've never done heels.      1774 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,642    - I've not worn a stiletto         in, like, a long time.      1775 01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:21,377     - I can teach you, bitch.    1776 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,545  It's all about the confidence.  1777 01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:24,981     - I was kind of emotional            watching you two.        1778 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:27,783   - You came around the corner          and it just popped.       1779 01:06:27,883 --> 01:06:28,217 - Do I see a family resemblance? 1780 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,419              Mm-mm.              1781 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:32,755  - I think we need to chat about  the elephant in the room here.  1782 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:37,226  - [singing] To, to, to, to the                moon               1783 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:39,095      To the moon, blast off      1784 01:06:39,195 --> 01:06:41,797 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1785 01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:45,201      To, to, to, to the moon     1786 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:47,069            To the moon           1787 01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:49,605 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1788 01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:53,209      To, to, to, to the moon     1789 01:06:53,309 --> 01:06:55,211      To the moon, blast off      1790 01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:57,780 To the moon, come on and take me               away               1791 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:02,018     To, to, to, to the moon,         to the moon, to the moon