- Hello, hello, hello.
all: Hi!
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK,"
we're playing the Snatch Game!
[all cheering]
- Have you ever read a Jackie Collins book?
- Jackie Collins is not my favorite person, Ru.
She is, in fact, the downfall of society.
And I shall hear no more words about her.
[laughter]
- I said undressing the mannequin.
- And why would she do that?
- Vicki Vivacious.
- Fanny Cradock, it just wasn't funny.
- DeDeLicious.
- I would love to have seen you have
more fun with the character.
- Doesn't everyone collect bugs?
- Um, no.
Ginger Johnson, it was a master class in Snatch Game.
- Thank you.
- Condragulations.
You are the winner of this week's challenge.
DeDeLicious, shantay, you stay.
Vicki Vivacious, sashay away.
- Put those bloody pasties in the oven.
I'm coming home.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- We are back in the workroom.
And Vicki has gone home.
And I don't think any of us can quite
believe it, to be honest.
- Oh.
Vicki's message.
- I'm more iconic than the Cornish pasty.
Love most of ya.
- Oh!
- Ah! - What?
- Most of you?
Who the hell you referring to, bitch?
I know you ain't talking about me.
I was nice to your ass.
- Who could that be about?
- She's probably just trying to stay relevant.
[laughter]
- I like Vicki.
But with her little message, I got questions for her.
- I can't believe I just sent home Vicki.
- I mean, you killed it.
- Yeah.
- I thought she was top of the game here.
I really did.
- Vicki, 100%. - Phenomenal
- Our first ever badge winner.
- I just sent home two badge winners, babe.
The jealousy is real.
I'm just knocking them off 'cause I'm bitter.
[laughter]
- I think DeDe might be a demon.
She literally--she eliminates one.
[sucking]
She takes their essence.
She eliminates another one. Takes the essence.
She just grows and grows.
By the end of it, she's going to have 3 heads, 16 legs,
two of them will be jump splitting, three of them
will be death dropping.
We'll be, like, what is going on?
- I guess we have a new lip sync assassin.
- We do!
[all cheering]
- Oh, at least I'm good at something.
[laughter]
- I just wish she could bring this fire
and humor to the challenges.
She could have a badge right now.
- Congratulations to the triple fister herself.
[laughter]
- Miss Win-ger Johnson.
- Well, you've got to have a hobby, haven't you?
[laughter]
- I'm feeling good.
I've decided, I'm saying it to myself,
I was in the top three this week.
I know she said I didn't reach the Wuthering Heights.
That doesn't mean I was in the wuthering lows.
I want the badge.
I've shown the judges charisma.
I've certainly shown them uniqueness.
It took some nerve to wear the outfits that I've worn.
And I've got talent.
Doesn't say anywhere you have to be good.
I'm having a positive mental situation.
- Good for you.
- I am so ready.
Give me another badge. - I want another badge.
- I know. I want one too.
- I would like a badge.
- I would like a badge too.
- I'll take another one. - I mean--
- You've got enough!
[laughter]
- Now let's get out of drag!
[all cheering]
- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Help!
[laughter]
No, like literally help!
[indistinct chatter]
- 3, 2, 1.
[all groaning]
[laughter]
- [groans]
- What is up with Vicki's little message at the end
talking about love most of us?
Who is she talking about?
Tell me right now. Who's she talking about?
- She's talking about me?
- I'm just theorizing.
I'm not stirring.
I'm just--I'm whisking.
[laughter]
- I know I'm loud.
But I'm not the only loud person in the room.
You loud too!
- [laughing]
Yes, I am loud, Cara.
But people like me.
[laughing]
It's true!
- Do you think she was referring to me for real?
[laughter]
- Yeah, I do!
[laughter]
- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
The winner crowned the UK's next "Drag Race" superstar
will create their own digital series
with the producers of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,
and extra-special guest judge Joel Dommett.
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win
- Ugh!
- Good morning. Good morning!
- Another day.
- Here we go, womens.
- Week seven.
I survived another elimination.
I mean, I didn't just survive.
I was in the top bit.
But anyway.
- Look at that decorated breast.
- I know.
I can barely see them with all the colors on her boiler suit.
- You just kind of, like, sneak attack, that you just
all of a sudden boom, bam, boom.
- I am having a lovely time at RuPaul's holiday camp
for silly little girls.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- Hey, who's going to get the next badge?
- Me. - Me.
- Oh, me, please, please, please.
God.
- All these bitches are hungry.
They want it.
They're not going to go down without a fight.
I'm certainly not.
"Drag Race" is a marathon, not a sprint.
You fall at one hurdle and you're fucked.
So, Cara, at last week in "Untucked,"
you were saying--you sometimes,
with the challenges, you don't feel like you give
as much as you possibly could.
- I think that I am my own biggest critic at times.
And so sometimes I'm, like, is that funny?
Did I really do that? Can I be funny?
But I have to realize that I can.
Getting in your head is the kiss of death in this competition.
You have to stay out of there.
Stay out of your head and you'll stay out of the bottom.
- Now, Michael, you were very close with Miss Vivacious.
- Aw.
- Who?
[laughter]
- Oh, you're joking.
- She was fabulous.
And I know how much this meant to her.
So it is sad to see her go.
But now I just have to concentrate
on getting the next badge.
- Right. - Winning one.
- Well, let's hope most of us do well this week, girls.
- Not most of us.
[laughter]
- That is Vicki all over, one last little stir of the pot.
I wonder who she's talking about.
[laughter]
[all cheering]
- Her Majesty did already done had herses.
Hey, sis. - Hey.
- Hello.
- Is your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
ready for its close-up?
- Ooh. - Yes.
- 'Cause I've got a part that needs filling.
So if you want to see your name up in lights,
you'd better nail it and nail it good.
Ooh!
- Are we making porn?
[laughter]
- I'd be good at that.
- Hello, hello, hello, ladies. - Oh!
- Hi.
- Yes, I've got my pajamas on.
Ladykins, now, it can take years of intensive psychotherapy
to get to the root of our issues.
But ain't nobody got time for that.
[laughter]
So for today's mini challenge,
we're going to do a little role playing
as we throw a good old-fashioned bitch fest.
And we're doing it with puppets.
Why?
all: Because everybody loves puppets!
[laughter]
- That's why we do it!
#DragRaceUK.
- I actually really love puppets.
It's actually sad.
[laughter]
- Taking turns, you'll reach your hands deep into the glory hole
and yank out a puppet that represents
one of your competitors.
And you'll drag it up and then the bitch fest will begin.
All right, Cara Melle, you're up first.
- Oh. Ooh.
Ginger.
[laughter]
- Michael Marouli.
- Oh! Cara!
[all cheering]
- Ain't you so pretty?
- I look gorgeous.
- Tomara Thomas.
- Michael.
Michael.
[laughter]
- Katherine Butch.
- Oh!
- Oh.
all: DeDe. - Licious.
[laughter]
DeDeLicious, it's your turn.
- Ooh.
- Mm.
- Tomara Thomas.
[laughter]
- Look at that hair!
- I love it.
- All right, Ginger.
Approach the hole.
Now, I'm not psychic, but I think
I know where this is going.
- Oh.
- Oh, look how cute she is!
- I've got an easy job on my hands
because it's not hard to make a puppet look like Kate.
She's 70% puppet already.
- Now, ladykins, you've got 15 minutes
to drag up your puppets.
On your mark, get set, go.
- Let's go.
- All right, who's got some chopsticks?
- Where's the driest wig on the table?
- I am so excited for this.
- Manic behavior, manic behavior.
- I love puppets.
I do loads of puppets in my act and in my--
- Of course you do, Ginger.
What else are you good at, you stupid bitch?
[laughter]
Come on.
You're going to win this challenge as well.
- Where's the red--ow!
[laughter]
Shit, I'm scared.
- All right, ladies.
Time's up.
Time's up, ladies.
All right.
Up first, Cara Melle and her puppet, Ginger Johnson.
- Why do I have to be first?
- Let the puppet show begin!
- Whoo!
- Please welcome to the stage Ginger Johnson.
What you wearing, girl?
Where the hell are your arms, bitch?
[laughter]
Does it matter?
I still won.
How many badges have you won?
'Bout three.
And so can you give me some tips on maybe,
like, how to get some more wins in the thing?
I don't know, girl.
It's called talent.
OK. [laughs]
- Thank God she's pretty.
- You've been a good writer, right?
You've written all types of stuff.
Yeah.
I wrote the book on drag.
I mean--
- I've also written a joke book.
You should read it.
[all cheering]
- I'll try it next time.
That challenge was hard.
Everybody hates puppets after this.
- Up next, Michael Marouli.
Michael's puppet, Cara Melle.
- Right, bitch.
Here we go.
Oh, ladies.
Please welcome to the stage the funniest queen ever
on "Drag Race," Cara Melle.
Oh, hell no, bitch.
You did not come for me!
I am loud.
I am proud.
I am a goddess in this mothertucker.
- I know that's right.
- Now, this dress is very skimpy.
This belonged to Beyoncé, bitch.
Now it's mine, OK?
I am loud.
Yeah, we got it, Cara.
You're loud.
Splits, jump drop, bam, sha-blam, boom!
Can you do anything else?
Hell, no!
- Ah!
- Good night, bitch.
- [laughs]
- Good job, Michael. [laughs]
- Up next, Tomara Thomas and her puppet, Michael Marouli.
- Oh, God. - Are we ready?
all: Yeah!
- All right, lasses, it's Michael Marouli.
I'm bald as fuck and I love drag.
Anyway, lasses--um...
[laughter]
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on in me head.
I'm blanking.
Nothing's there.
Hello, hello, blank, blank, blank.
[laughing] She's absolutely stunning.
And anything else, Michael?
Yeah.
Anything else?
[laughter]
- Tomara, I mean, what?
- Bye, good night!
[laughter] - What?
Like get me out of this little box.
Get me out the box!
That was the longest ten seconds of me life.
[laughter]
I'm so bad.
- All right.
Up next, Kate Butch and puppet DeDeLicious.
- DeDe can't make DeDe funny.
So how is Kate going to manage?
- The one and only DeDeLicious.
- Oh.
- What's going on here, DeDe?
It's chopsticks.
And what's really going on with this outfit, DeDe?
Well, I learned from you, Kate, in the lip sync,
you got to take off your mediocre outfit
to an even worse one.
- Ooh!
- Coming from the fashion queen herself.
- I'm wearing this outfit so I can do my famous DeDe move,
the DeDe wig reveal!
[groaning]
Off you go.
Back to Kent.
- I mean, DeDe's fuming.
She's fuming.
Fuming!
- Up next, DeDeLicious and puppet Tomara Thomas.
- Today we have Tomara Fucking Thomas.
Tomara, you're wearing an awfully covering outfit there.
Nah, bitch.
Those are for shoplifting.
Bam! [laughter]
I'm wearing nothing!
Get my ass out, bitch!
Ooh, wham! Wham!
Wham!
I'll do a hair flip like this and like this.
Bitch, I'm fucking obsessed.
My head just can't think of anything funny.
So I'm just kind of spitting out anything
that's coming to my mind about Tomara.
Now, Tomara, you've got lovely hair there.
Shame you don't have the same, bitch.
I'm everything!
Ooh, split.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I guess.
That's all I'm going to get out of that.
- It takes great skill to make Tomara not funny.
Good job, DeDe.
- All right.
Ginger Johnson and puppet Kate Butch.
[knocking]
- Oh!
Who's that in the window?
Is it the world's ugliest woman?
No!
It's Kate Butch.
[laughter]
Hi, Kate.
This is an interesting look for you.
Where are you off to today?
I'm off to do the Snatch Game,
to besmirch the memory of my favorite icon, Kate Bush,
so that if I ever do get to meet her,
she's going to kick me in the face.
[laughter] Oh, lovely.
That's nice.
What's that you've got in your hand there, Kate?
Oh, this is a branch that I could hold in front of my face
so nobody can see how busted I look.
- Oh, no!
- Also, when my jokes don't land, I can lean on it.
It's not a prop, it's a crutch!
[laughter]
- Damn.
- Kate, you don't need to wear a name badge
so we know who you are.
It's the only badge I've got, Ginger!
Oh, now.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Everyone say, "Bye, Kate."
all: Bye, Kate.
[laughter]
- She absolutely nailed me.
She got me, girl.
- Now, ladykins, one of you had us in puppet tears.
The winner of today's mini challenge is Ginger Johnson.
- Oh, yes. - Thank you.
[applause]
- Well done, ma'am.
- Ginger takes the win yet again.
But I mean, it wasn't like she had
much competition because the full lot of us
were fucking shit.
- Now, queens, are you ready for your close-up?
- Yes.
- Mm.
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to screen test for a leading role
in one of three totally original dramas.
all: Ooh.
- The last time I had to act was
about five minutes ago when I told Kate she looked gorgeous.
[laughter]
- First up, Footballers' Wags,
a steamy drama where two ex-wags vie for the attentions
of the new star player.
Next, Holedark,
a period drama where two ladies of the house
vie for the attentions of a dashing captain.
And last but not least, Femmerdale, a saucy soap
where two northern lasses vie for the attention
of a hunky farmhand.
[laughter]
Now, you'll be screen testing in pairs.
Ginger Johnson, since you won the mini challenge,
you get to choose your partner and select the other pairs.
Who do you want as your scene partner?
- I want to be with Kate Butch.
- [gasps] Little me?
- All right.
So, Ginger, go ahead and pair up the other girls.
- Cara and Michael.
- Ooh.
- And Tomara and DeDe.
- I don't really have a strategy about choosing
the groups apart from that I know
that I want to work with Kate.
But I'm not discounting everybody else.
Michael is really funny.
Tomara is really funny.
The other two are here as well.
[laughs]
- Now, later today you'll shoot your screen test
with director Michelle Visage.
All right now, ladykins, I'll leave you to work out
which pair does which scene.
- Oh.
- Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[all cheering]
- So, girls, gather round.
all: Yes.
- We are doing a screen test,
putting our drama chops to the test.
I can smell the Oscar.
The BAFTAs are all over me tits.
The stink, they're there.
Me mantel piece is going to be full.
- So what do we think, girls?
- What ones do you like? - Wags.
- Oh, well.
We like the northern one.
- Yeah.
- I think we should hear your Yorkshire accents.
- [Yorkshire accent] All that, love.
- All that, love.
- Can you do one without just copying what she's just said?
- I'm back. [laughter]
- Hey, look, gobby. I'm back.
- No is the answer.
[laughter, cheers]
- So what are you guys thinking of doing?
- I mean, we quite like Footballers' Wags
just because it's quite different from us.
- I want the wags.
I mean, I feel like I could be that psycho.
I see myself in that one.
Are you sure?
I mean, both of you are looking quite rough.
You know, you could definitely do the Holedark.
[laughter]
- I've just done a posh lady in the Snatch Game.
So I'd rather not start being that--
- You don't have to be the posh lady.
I mean, I gave up the cow last time.
I'm not giving up these wags.
Absolutely not.
So you should stick to your strengths, darling.
- Why? Do you want to be the wags?
Is this what you're getting at?
- Yes!
[laughter]
- All right.
Well, shall we do Holedark?
Would you be up for it? - I'm happy to concede.
- I'll do any of them.
- If I can be the lady.
- Yes, fine. - You've been posh.
I've been rough.
- And God knows you need a badge, love, so great.
- I can't wait to see how this turns out.
- Whoo! - Right?
Let's go--
[overlapping speech]
- Get it, girl! - Come on.
- Damelsa, you fool!
That's why I picked this part.
[laughter]
- Listen, babe.
I'm the one with Stefan's ring on me finger, not you!
- Oh!
- He's my Steveo, you cheeky cow.
- No!
- There's some sexy moments in here.
- Yeah.
- And I don't think the first word
that anyone thinks of when they think of either of us.
- [laughs]
How dare you!
I'm a very sexual being.
- Ginger is an actress, a comedienne.
She's got funny bones.
And I can't wait to see her get them out.
- I think we need to get in really quick drag
and then get the lines really down.
We need to know this inside out when we get there.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I just like Steve's accent.
Is that Yorkshire? Yeah?
- I don't know what Yorkshire is.
I'm just doing Northern.
- I absolutely love DeDe.
I really do.
But I feel like if I was with someone else,
I would be feeling a lot more confident.
She's been in the bottom twice.
So instantly, yeah.
I'm from fucking North Yorkshire, love.
That was it.
I'm from fucking North Yorkshire.
- No. [laughs]
Where are they from?
Scotland?
Jamaica?
- Can you do a Yorkshire accent?
- Chuffing hell. Get me out of here.
- Chuffing hell, get me out of here.
- Stop giving them the accent.
- Sorry. Not helping, not helping.
- How do you think that we're going to secure
this win, then, darling?
- We just need to go balls to the wall.
- Crazy. - Yeah.
Me and Cara are really gelling together.
I've really come to enjoy Cara
over the course of this competition.
And we've developed such a lovely relationship.
And I feel because we're hungry for this, we want the win,
we're going to deliver.
- I agree.
- My Steveo wouldn't touch an old mardy bum.
- Why are you Scottish?
- I can't! Ah! [laughter]
Is it--they're close, right?
We have just chosen a scene which requires an accent
neither of us can do.
We might be in trouble, girl.
- No!
- I am praying to the drag gods to help me this week.
- Well, hello, my drama queens.
- Hi, gorge.
- Hello.
- We're about to film our scene with Michelle Visage.
I feel prepared.
I want another badge.
I want to cement my place as a front-runner
in this competition.
- How are my Footballers' Wags?
- We are fabulous.
- Are you ready to meet your leading man?
- Yes.
- Absolutely.
- Oh, Brit crew.
[seductive music]
- [gasps]
- Say hello to Jacob.
both: Hi, Jacob.
- [laughs]
- So what we're going to do is we're going to give it a go,
run through, and see what we're dealing with.
- Lights, cameras, breastplate.
Action.
[sighs]
Not long now, my sweet Stefan.
Soon we'll be together again.
[maniacal laugh]
- Oi, Tanya.
I'm home.
- [gasping]
Surprise!
I'm a dramatic and loud bitch.
I mean, I should be pretty good at this. [laughs]
- Tell the home newspaper I want at least 50K
for my side of the story.
We go in with big energy.
- [laughs]
- We're giving it big drama, big camp.
- You leave Stefan's balls alone!
[grunts]
- OK, cut.
So first note is you don't--Tanya, you don't have to make the noise
when you're slapping.
You don't have to vocalize. - We were doing--
- I know. - Right.
Oh, here's me thinking I'm the bloody
sound effects department.
[imitating slaps]
- Champagne?
- Yes?
- Don't be as screamy.
- OK.
- So I can understand what you're saying.
- Right.
- Both of you need levels, because you're
building up to something. - Mm-hmm.
- So not as--[gasps]
- Right, because that's going to happen naturally.
Let it build.
Give us levels. - OK.
- Leave Stefan's balls alone!
- Champagne, you tramp.
When did you get out of prison?
- And cut.
OK.
- Let's just pray that we've done enough
and I can secure another win.
I want it so bad it hurts.
- [grunts]
- Welcome, ladies.
- We are about to film our scenes with Michelle.
And I am feeling drop dead gorgeous.
- Don't we look lovely?
Never looked better.
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
All right, places for the top.
Action!
- Oof!
Smells like milady's been on the asparagus again.
- Good day, Elizabent. - Oh.
- Oh!
- Damelsa, the maid!
- Fear not.
'Tis only pee-pee.
- [chuckles]
- This is the first time I have shared an acting scene
with bucket full of piss.
But I think I'm taking to it like a duck to piss.
- Ginger, make a meal of that moment when captain comes in,
just like a woman who's missed a man's touch.
- I know the feeling, Michelle.
[laughter]
It's been so long.
Even this bedpost's starting to look attractive.
[laughter]
- Damelsa!
Where is that blithering idiot of a maid?
Oh.
Who's the hottie derobed in my bedroom quarters?
- Kate's wringing every ounce of funny out of those lines.
- Damelsa, you fool!
- Oh!
- What the hell are you doing behind the bed?
- Cut.
I think it's really funny, kids.
Really good, really funny. Well done.
- I feel great.
Michelle had some minor notes for us,
but I think we smashed it out of the park.
- Going into this challenge...
- You all right? [laughs]
- You know what?
I think this is going to be a bit of a shit show,
but in the best way possible.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi. - Hiya.
- Are you ready for your Yorkshire accent?
- Absolutely.
- Who knows?
Who knows what's going to come out, Michelle?
[laughter]
- OK. Let's do it.
- I don't feel prepared.
But yeah, trying to keep the energy up.
Come on, you got this.
Pull your little trousers up and get a grip.
- OK, DeDe, you've killed your mother.
- Mm-hmm. - Are you ready?
- I'm ready.
- OK.
And action.
- Hurrah, mummy, you old bitch.
You old bitch, mother.
You old bitch, mother from hell.
Um...now, remember the plan.
- Someone's coming! Quick!
Hide, Gabby!
- Chuffing hell!
Line?
[sighs]
The first line, and it's gone.
Crap.
It's going to take more than horse tranquilizer
to knock me to sleep.
You daft pillock!
What's the line?
- Thought I'd let you run off.
- Thought I'd left you--
thought I'd let you run off with my money and my fella?
- Uh, da-da-da-da, what's the line?
- Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
So, um, right.
Timing, because I don't think
you're sure of your lines--or you.
- We were a hot mess.
We're both forgetting our lines.
Just get me back in that body bag.
I'm dead.
- And action.
- What did you think?
I was going to--
no, sorry.
- Thought I'd let you run off with my money and my fella?
- Thought I'd let you run off with me money and me fella?
- Now you slap her.
You slap her.
- Oh!
- And then?
I think overall...
Oh!
I hope I'm not being DeDeLusional,
but I think we did well.
- And cut.
What a mess.
- What a hot bloody mess.
- I meant the floor, but OK. - Oh.
- This is in fucking shambles.
I'm a little bit worried.
I mean, I'm surprised that we have a scene.
[laughs]
- Yeah!
[all cheering]
- Let's go, girls.
- It's elimination day, and today is the premiere
for our screen test.
Ginger, you got a mouth full of pins over there?
- Yes, I shouldn't do that.
Bad.
I've actually once, really late at night working on an outfit,
had some pins in my mouth.
Phone rang.
Got distracted.
After the phone call, didn't have the pins
in my mouth anymore.
Weren't on the floor.
And I'd actually swallowed...
- [gasps]
- Three sewing pins.
They did an X-ray.
And there was one that was in my throat,
just, like, flopping around in there.
And the others had already sort of started
to make their way down.
It was really not fun.
Drag is a very precarious position to be in.
Accidents can happen all the time.
Also, if the spirit of drag takes over you,
you can make some terrible choices.
- I many times have come off the stage bleeding.
Like one time, I go up for this jump split.
And as I go up, my forehead just--boosh, like,
go--nearly goes through the ceiling.
And I come down--
I landed the split, though.
But baby, blood just comes streaming down my face.
- Oh, my God.
- So many DRIs, drag-related injuries.
[laughter]
Honest to God, last Christmas I snapped me hamstring.
- What?
- The bruise was from me heel to me hoop.
[laughter] - Honest?
- Swear to God, the worst thing ever.
I've shattered my knee doing death drops.
- No.
- People think it's all just prancing about
and having a camp.
But it hurts.
We literally shove our bits between our legs,
15 pairs of tights, corsets, the pain, the heels.
Put that on top of a drunken crowd,
things can go wrong all the time.
- So, Michael, were these injuries in Gran Canaria?
- Oh, they were.
- How do you say where's the hospital in Spanish?
- Donde esta the fucking hospital?
[laughter]
Exactly like that.
I'm fluent. [laughs]
Why do I do it?
God only knows.
I could be sat in a desk being comfortable.
But I love it.
I feel alive when I'm on stage.
Doing drag, being creative is everything
I was put on this Earth for.
- "Drag Race España," here she comes.
[laughter]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- [laughing]
[singing] Cover Girl, put the bass in your walk
Head to toe, let your whole body talk
- Ooh. - Oh.
[applause]
Beautiful.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."
The multi-talented Michelle Visage.
Now, Michelle, what was your first acting job?
- I was 13 years old and it was a production of the play
"I Remember Mama." - Oh, really?
Who did you play?
- I don't remember.
[laughter]
- The super spexy Alan Carr.
Have you ever gone out for a big juicy role?
- No, but I did wrestle a woman to the ground
and lick out her baguette.
- Oh, G-- [laughter]
- Wow!
- Wow.
- And our extra special guest judge Joel Dommett.
Welcome, darling.
- Thank you.
- Now, you would have made a really great leading man
for our screen test.
Did you audition?
- Oh, I didn't realize there was an opening.
- Oh, Joel.
There's always an opening for you.
[laughter]
This week, we challenged our queens
to become leading ladies.
And tonight on the runway, category is Pajamarama.
Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[singing] The right to be free
Category is Pajamarama.
Up first, Michael Marouli.
Mama.
[laughter]
- I'm serving you rich Geordie slag, still likes a night out.
She's woke up in the middle of the night
just to scratch her fanny.
She's come down the stairs and this is what she looks like.
Stunning.
- It's like Marge Simpson doing a walk of shame.
[laughter]
- It's me on the [indistinct] side.
[laughter]
- This is my autobiography.
We've all been there.
I know this walk too well.
Who's on the telephone?
Probably whoever this jockstrap belongs to.
I don't know. I have no idea.
- I think she's had a big mug of Hovaltine.
[laughter]
- [mouthing words]
- Now negligee away.
[laughter]
Up next, Cara Melle.
- Wow.
- Oh.
- Bring back my curls.
- I call this look ode to mom.
My mother is a lover of loungewear.
Her favorite color is purple.
And she just reminds me of this regal goddess
every time she runs through the hallways of our house.
And I just think, like, oh, perfection.
- Ooh. - Oh!
- Hey!
- Oh.
- I'm giving you the most regal, royal version of me.
I mean I'm looking at Joel, OK?
I'm giving him the eye, the wig.
That's for you, Joel.
- When you got the runway at 6:00 and boxing at 8:00.
[laughter]
- Up next, Kate Butch.
- Oh, she's gray for pay.
- I am serving glamorous boudoir woman.
She's heard a noise in the night.
She's stumbling down the stairs.
But wait!
- Oh.
- Oh
- When I asked for nine inches round the back.
[laughter]
- Imagine if this was a real murder
and we're just all making puns.
[laughter]
- [gasps]
Don't worry, everyone.
Stop crying, Michelle.
I was only acting.
I have been striving to get the right intersection
of glamor and stupid.
And I think this is that happy medium.
Which is wild, because I'm an extra small.
- You want the truth?
You can't candle the truth!
[laughter]
- Up next, Ginger Johnson.
You OK, bun?
- I'm serving Dolly Parton in a John Waters film
on her way to catch a man or a rabbit.
- Whoa. - Hey.
- What's up, cock?
[laughter]
- I don't normally wear anything to bed.
So I had to use my imagination.
[laughs]
And I've made myself some high-heeled bunny rabbit slippers,
which either are a stroke of fashion genius
or look like I've kicked two rabbits up the arse.
[laughs]
- Hare today, gone tomorrow.
[laughter]
- Up next, Double DeDeLicious.
- We love a plushy.
- As a kid, I always used to have, like,
teddy bears all around my bed.
And they would, like, guard me as I'd sleep.
I've now shoved them all onto a piece of my outfit,
and they're going to keep me out of the bottom two.
- It's like "Zoo Paul's Drag Race."
[laughter]
- It's so silly.
- Oh, it's Sleeping Booty.
Yeah.
- I've got the little bum flap because she's a naughty girl.
When you think of DeDe doing nightwear,
you don't expect a big onesie.
But no, I wanted to do something different.
- I "vonder" if she is wearing "ze bra"?
[laughter]
- Tomara Thomas.
- Wow. - Oh.
- I believe she made this with her "bear" hands.
- [laughs]
- I've just woken up.
And I just cuddle all the bears.
And they just hug my body so perfectly.
It's giving Moschino.
It's giving Jeremy Scott.
Oh, I feel like little Goldilocks.
Oh, my God, I do.
I'm Goldilocks!
- I think she's been sleeping with the enema.
[laughter]
- Now, I don't usually have a bear bouncing
off my little bum bum.
But you know?
I'm willing to give it a try.
And I'm loving it. [laughs]
- I think Paddington's lost.
- Ooh, Paddington's all over that.
[laughter]
Welcome, queens.
Time to watch your screen tests.
First up, Footballers' Wags,
starring Cara Melle and Michael Marouli.
[upbeat music]
- Not long now, my sweet Stefan.
Soon we'll be together again.
That cheap bitch chore from hell Tanya,
she doesn't know what's about to hit her.
[maniacal laugh]
- Oi, Tanya.
I'm home.
- Surprise! [laughs]
- Champagne!
I've got a restraining order out against you.
- I love it when you play hard to get.
I found your house keys hidden in your kit bag
along with this!
[sniffs]
[laughs] - Tanya's home! Quick!
Hide!
- Oh!
- Tell the home newspaper I'll want at least 50K
for my side of the story.
And clear my diary of everything next week.
[sighs]
- Tanya, you're home.
- Shagging another cheap tart in a red wig
and a silver dress?
I don't think!
If only your ball skills were that good on the pitch.
- You leave Stefan's balls alone.
- Champagne, you tramp.
- [gasps]
[laughter] Listen, babe.
I'm the one with Stefan's ring on me finger,
not you!
- Oh, trust me.
I've had his ring on my finger many times before.
But who cares?
I have some big news.
Stefan, you're going to be a daddy.
I'm pregnant, baby!
- Well, funny you should say that.
I'm pregnant too.
- Liza Minnelli lies!
You're trying to upstage me!
It's not fair!
Oh, the baby!
I think it's coming!
- Ha!
You'll never beat me!
[growls]
[both breathing rhythmically]
- Ooh, the baby!
- [groaning]
- Hold on.
That's not a baby.
It's a football.
- That's right, Stefan, just like me orgasms,
I was faking it!
- You lying trollop.
[popping noise]
My baby!
- Oh, please.
- You know, it's funny, ladies.
Because you're not the only one that's been keeping a secret.
[both gasping]
- I'm pregnant too.
And you can call me Mother.
- Babe, what are we fighting about?
- Girl, I don't know.
Should we go get a drink or something?
- Let's go to the bar, babes. Come on.
- Let's go. It's all right, baby.
We're going to take you to get a drink.
Your first drink, I know.
[laughter]
[applause]
- All right.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- Hello, Michael Marouli.
- Hello, Michelle Visage.
- So on the set you were well-prepared.
I thought there could have been more Tanya things in there,
the nose flaring.
But all in all, I thought you did a good job.
- The physicality and the breathing together
was just so funny.
When I was watching you, I felt like you could have
been in Footballers' Wives.
I just thought you really were into it.
I really loved it. - You were really good.
It was interesting.
The Michael Marouli makeup style under that lighting
was really severe.
- Interestingly enough, your look tonight?
This is the best your makeup's ever looked.
[laughter]
I'd like to condragulate you on that.
Yeah? - It looks good.
Subtle
- This look, wow, funny and sexy.
And it's hard to laugh with a hard-on.
[laughter]
- This is adorable.
I love all the things in the hair,
from the cigarettes, the burger, to a stopwatch.
- Literally, I've just cleaned my sofa.
And many of those items I've found.
And the outfit's incredible.
- Just a personal question for me,
what lip liner are you using?
- This is actually an invisible nude.
[laughter] - Oh.
- Well, thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- All right, up next, Cara Melle.
- So where you were struggling was with the volume.
I think there was still some moments of a little shouty,
but you got it.
- Sometimes you do hold back in these challenges.
- Yeah.
- But you went for it.
I just loved the relationship between you two.
- What really made it for me, the little line at the end
when you were walking off.
Sort of, like, just felt like it was off the cuff.
I loved it.
- Tonight on the runway, this is very different for you.
I love this hair choice.
It's so fun, stunningly beautiful.
- This look is gorgeous.
I just want to crawl inside that dressing gown with you
and cuddle and snuggle and watch the--
[laughter] - Oh, baby.
- Don't, because I will go.
- I love the simplicity of it.
And I didn't even expect a reveal.
And it blew my eyebrows off.
- Oh!. - Absolutely wonderful.
- Good.
I did it just for you.
- And thank you so much.
Thank you.
- You are serving Louis XIV meets Toni Braxton.
- There you go.
- And I made the hair myself.
Hey. - Mm.
- All right, thank you.
And now the screen test for Holedark,
starring Kate Butch and Ginger Johnson.
[dramatic music playing]
- Oof!
Smells like miladykins has been on the asparagus again.
[laughter]
[coughs]
I hate that rich bitch troll mistress from hell.
Alas!
I am but a lowly scullery maid.
- Good day, Elizabent.
'Tis I, back home from the war after all these years.
- [screams]
- Damelsa, the maid!
I did not know it was thee.
- Fear not.
'Tis only pee-pee.
[laughter]
No, no, we mustn't.
It's just--I've never seen a man,
let alone a captain,
derobed in this manner before.
What would miladykins say
if she saw us cavorting like this?
[bells ringing]
- Someone's coming!
Quick, hide, Damelsa!
- Ooh!
- Damelsa?
Where is that blithering idiot of a maid?
Who is the hottie derobed in my bedroom quarters?
- Lady Elizabent, it's not how it appears.
- Captain Holedark, you hath returned!
'Tis clear as the light of day.
Oh, you must ache from riding that horse
of yours all these years.
Don't worry.
I'll be gentle.
[maniacal laughter]
- Ow!
- Damelsa, you fool!
- Oh!
- What the hell are you doing behind the bed?
- Miladykins, I was merely tending to your chamberpot.
Isn't that right, captain?
- Oh, and trying to get your leg over,
too, you reckless hussy.
The cheek! The nerve!
The gall!
The audacity!
And yes, the gumption.
- [gasps]
- 'Tis clear the captain desires us both.
- That may be true.
But can you do this?
[moaning]
- [laughs] Is that all you've got?
Watch and learn.
- Oh!
Oh!
- I'll show you what a true scrubber is made of!
Oh!
- Captain, I may be a lady by name,
but I'm a real freak in the sheets.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Yeah, you like that, do you?
- I'm going to walk your plank!
- Make it stop!
You're both rank.
[laughter]
[both moaning] - Ooh, miladykins.
Do you like it port or starboard?
- Ooh!
[laughter]
- I love it. - Well.
- It's so good.
- Port or starboard.
All right, up first, Kate Butch.
- Directing you was a joy.
The only thing hard to direct was that hairline of yours.
[laughter]
But you were so on it.
You just nailed it.
- I literally would have paid at the theater to see that.
You have a theatrical sensibility.
You know what works.
- Each part was funny.
Like, you took it a step further each time.
And the noises you were making were so stupid.
It just was so fun.
- Kate Butch, wow.
So funny.
And this look here is fantastic.
- I just love this look, with its homage
to film noir and Hollywood.
I mean, you always bring the drama on the runway.
- When you went down and you just stayed down for ages,
and I know it's weird to say that's the best bit
when you didn't move.
But it was really funny.
- This is the most beautiful you've ever looked.
- Thank you.
- I know you're gray.
But when you listen and you apply, this is what happens.
You shine.
- Great night for you. Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- Up next, Ginger Johnson.
- Ginger, you were so fun as Damelsa, so prepared.
So I was just as proud of you as I was of Kate.
You two were really brilliant.
- If there's any theater impresarios watching
and they need two ugly sisters--
[laughter]
No, listen.
You are perfect.
You were grotesque.
You have perfect comic timing.
And I think, "Fear not, 'tis only pee-pee,"
I want to get it tattooed on my body.
[laughter]
- I'm from Bristol.
And it was like I was watching my family at Christmas.
[laughter]
- So funny.
I could see a sitcom with you two in it every week.
I think you're onto something.
I really do.
- Tonight on the runway, this is gorgeous.
I just love this whole look.
- I like you because you get it all right.
It's Pajamarama.
And you think, sod it.
I'm going to dress up as a bunny.
I love it.
You look a bit like a Playboy bunny with narcolepsy.
[laughter]
- Thank you, Ginger.
- Thank you.
- And last but not least,
the screen test for Femmerdale,
starring DeDeLicious and Tomara Thomas.
[dramatic music playing]
- [grunting]
Turrah, mummy, you old bitch troll mother from hell.
I'd like to say I miss ya, but I won't.
- Hey, Gabby.
I'm back.
- Not now, Steveo.
You wassock.
- So is she dead or what?
- Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Now, remember the plan.
We leave her body out in the arse end of nowhere,
take all her money, and we can leave
Femmerdale Farm for good.
[rooster crowing]
- Someone's coming! Quick!
Hide, Gabby.
- Chuffing hell!
Get me out of here!
Ah!
Look who it is, Gabby's little sidekick.
Pretty little thing like you is going to be
very popular in prison.
- Stella, I thought you popped your clogs.
- Ha!
It's going to take more than horse tranquilizer
to get rid of me, you daft pillock.
- You leave Steveo alone, you old hag.
[laughter]
- Well, look who it is!
Why, if it isn't drag daughter of the year.
Thought I'd let you run off with my money and my fellow,
did you?
- Oh!
My Steveo wouldn't touch an old mardy bum like you
with a bargepole.
- Well, he's been stirring my hotpot for years, darling.
I might be old, but he's always coming back
for seconds and thirds.
- No, I don't believe it.
He's my Steveo, you old cow.
- Nah, he's my Steveo, you stupid cow.
- Oh, oh, you dirty slapper.
- Oh, yeah. Dirty!
Just how he likes it. - Oh!
- Quit fighting!
There's plenty of me to go around.
- Stop it!
- Someone's going to get hurt!
- Oh!
Oh.
Flipping heck.
He's dead!
- Eeh, by God!
Not another one!
[laughter]
- So stupid.
- All right.
First up, Double DeDeLicious.
- So you two struggled the most with your lines.
You were just all over the place.
You know, we got there in the end and it was actually
really stupid and funny.
I want to give you credit on the really
exaggerated Yorkshire accent.
- I think you really went for the sort of overacting.
And it was just ridiculous, like, ridiculous.
It was really amazing.
- The way you were thrown behind those haystacks
and then you were hit in the face,
it was like something from Cirque du Soleil.
[laughter]
- I thought you were very funny.
And I loved the over-the-topness of it.
The makeup was--was a choice.
[laughter]
And it actually worked for the comedy of it, you know.
I thought it was very funny.
Were you both doing Yorkshire accents?
- Um, well...
[laughter]
- Tonight on the runway, you are a plushy.
You are a teddy.
You are a stuffed animal.
I think you definitely could have gone further with it.
But I think the idea is cute.
- Love this look on the runway, sweet, affectionate.
I just want to stroke you.
- I want to have a sleepover with you. - Ooh, it's on, baby.
- I'll have a sleepover with you right now.
[laughter]
- DeDe, you look adorable.
It's really, really cute.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Tomara Thomas.
- What I loved about directing you,
Tomara, was, like, you were just
frenetic and wild and on one.
I didn't know which way it was going to go.
And it ended up being right where it should have been
because you committed.
- It was manic.
It was deranged.
[laughter]
I mean, this is a sentence you never thought you'd say.
The moment you jumped out of the body bag,
I knew we were in for a very fun ride.
- I felt like you gave 200%.
Your gilet was off your shoulder.
You were running around just, like, fully going for it.
- And then that little pussycat wig you had on,
shaking it around the way you did, it was ridiculous.
- Tonight on the runway, this outfit's smart.
We can see your waist.
You're not surrounded by teddies,
where you look like a big blob.
- This is my favorite look from tonight,
just really beautiful.
- This is a bit like if Victoria's Secret
and Hamleys got together.
[laughter]
And all I can say is that lucky bear round the back.
- Right. - Hey, hey.
[laughter]
- All right.
Thanks, Tomara.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, queens.
All of your performances were really, really strong.
Making my decision tonight is not going to be easy.
So while you untuck in the workroom,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
- Ooh!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Let's get a bev down us.
- Let's get a bev.
- We are back in "Untucked."
And I am on Cloud 9, 10, 11-- all of the clouds.
I'm thrilled.
- Cheers, ladies. That was hilarious.
all: Cheers!
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
- Everyone was so funny.
- Yes.
- The only thing they said was
you were a little underprepared.
But they said how funny it was.
- It was just the most bonkers thing.
It was like it was being played at, like, 2.5 speed, you know?
- Yeah.
- See, in my head, I was, like, I need to get this accent.
And if it's the accent is going to be shit,
then I'm going to be in the bottom.
And I think that's what I told myself, even from the get go.
After the judges' critiques, I'm feeling so much better.
Because I did well.
And they loved it.
So now I know never to get in my head
because we know that fucks you up.
Just a deep breath.
See you in the final. [laughs]
- I think that Ginger and Kate got absolutely no flaws.
- They said it was a marriage made in heaven.
- I'm not counting me chickens before they've hatched.
But yeah, I'm so glad you chose me.
- Of course.
- It has been so much fun working with Ginger.
But I would like her not to win another badge.
[laughs]
- They also--let's just give you praise--
but they said this is the most beautiful
that you've ever looked on this.
- I mean, I feel gorgeous. I don't know what...
- Who is this new lady?
- Who is she?
- [laughs]
- Just had to get away from all you backstabbing bitches.
[laughter]
- She finally decided to do drag in Week Seven.
- Welcome to the competition, Kate.
Where the fuck have you been?
- How are you two feeling?
- [sighs] I don't know.
- It's so weird.
Because I got such good comments,
like, you were really good tonight, outfit's amazing.
- I thought yours was fab.
It was like watching a reality series.
And the tits jiggling in those dresses...
[laughter]
That was phenomenal.
- Yeah, I was really confident at the start of it.
And then as the critiques just went on and on,
I was, like, well hold up now.
They seemed to love everybody.
- Everyone did well.
And I think we're just a bit confused.
It's like splitting hairs at this point.
- Have you been crying?
- Just because Joel thought I was so good-looking.
- Well, he did say, girls, that this was the favorite look.
- Now, I've got to say--
[overlapping chatter]
- Thank you, baby.
- What the hell?
You are stunning.
But it's literally bears attached to a panty and bra.
- Enough about how gorgeous Tomara is.
Two people are lip-synching tonight.
Who's it going to be?
[dramatic music]
- [slurping]
- Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
Everybody was really, really, really good.
All right.
Let's talk about Footballers' Wags.
- It was good.
It was good.
The standard was so high.
That was the first one that we all watched.
I felt like Cara Melle, she's just not letting herself
just be ridiculous.
- And I thought Michael stole that scene.
And Cara had to live up to Michael.
You know, if you're doing that thing
where you--going to get you,
it's not as funny as I will get you.
Do you know what I mean? - Right. Right.
Their performances were--you know,
they put the pedal to the metal and never let up.
Let's talk about Holedark.
- I thought Kate Butch and Ginger Johnson worked seamlessly.
They were funny.
They took risks.
They took chances.
And it paid off.
- There are so many things to deal with, accents, props,
and climaxing by gyrating up against the bed.
But they did it seamlessly.
- It was like a sort of Les Miserables porno.
[laughter]
- The real pros here were Ginger and Kate,
their ability to really tell a story.
- And listen, Kate Butch looked the best she's ever looked.
I really loved what she presented tonight.
- All right.
Let's talk about Femmerdale.
- I thought they both did well.
They were the ones who struggled the most with their lines.
But it ended up being fricking hysterical.
- Do you know what it was?
Watching those two it was, like,
you know when you have those little ginger shots?
- Yes. - That you go...[groans]
- Yes.
- You know, you enjoy it.
But what just happened? [laughter]
That's what it was like.
But it was so funny, so energetic.
However, it didn't have the nuance and the subtlety
that Ginger and Kate had.
- I thought Tomara sort of stole the scene for me.
Her face, it looked so comedic from, like, a different angle.
Do you know what I mean?
And yet, it's so beautiful from the front.
It's such a range without her doing anything.
- It could have gone terribly wrong.
But somehow it just worked.
- Do you reckon the body bag was relieved?
[laughter]
- I think so.
- It spit her out.
- I think so.
- Silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
Ginger Johnson, you are one funny bunny.
You are safe.
- Thank you.
You may hop to the back of the stage.
[laughter]
Kate Butch, condragulations.
You got the part.
- [laughs]
- You are the winner of this week's challenge.
[applause]
- And the recipient of a coveted RuPeter Badge.
- [singing] Rule, Britannia
- Wear it with pride.
- I bloody will.
Finally!
Thank you, Miss RuPaul.
Kate Butch in the top five?
Stranger things have happened.
- You may step to the back of the stage.
[laughter]
Watch your back, bitch.
Now, choosing a bottom two this week
was harder than Kate Butch's hairline in the screen test.
[laughter]
- It was a lace front.
- It all came down to who delivered the most funny.
Michael Marouli, Cara Melle,
I'm sorry, my dears.
But you are up for elimination.
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
- DeDeLicious, Tomara Thomas, you're safe.
And you may join the other girls.
both: Thank you.
- The possibility of sending Michael home
is killing me inside.
I love Michael.
So this sucks.
- Two queens stand before me.
I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision
is mine to make.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
The time has come...
[thunder booming]
For you to lip-synch...
for your life!
- Cara.
I know she's killer at this.
But I cannot go home.
This is not how this ends for me.
And I'm going to look the judges in their eyes
and show them how much I deserve to be here.
- Good luck.
And do not fuck it up.
[Samantha Fox's "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"]
- [singing] Ah, touch me
This is the night
Ah, touch me
I want to feel your body
Ooh
- Yeah!
- Ah, come on!
Yes!
- [singing] Full moon in the city and the night was young
I was hungry for love
I was hungry for fun
I was hunting you down and I was the bait
When I saw you there, I didn't need to hesitate
This is the night
This is the time, we've got to get it right
Touch me
I want to feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine
Touch me
Touch me now
- [mouthing words]
- [singing] Hot and cold emotion confusing my brain
I could not decide between pleasure and pain
Like a tramp in the night, I'm begging for you
To treat my body like you wanted to
Ooh, begging for you
This is the night
Just touch me
Touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heartbeat next to mine
This is the night
I want your body all the time
Ah, touch me
Touch me
I want to feel your body
Touch me
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
- So good!
[applause]
- Wow.
Ladies, I've made my decision.
Michael Marouli, shantay, you stay.
- [crying]
Thank you.
- You may join the other girls.
- I love you. - I love you so much.
- Cara Melle, sugar, butter, cream,
keep serving the children.
Now sashay away.
- I just want to say this is an experience
I've been dreaming for all my life.
And thank you so much for allowing me
to be on this stage with these amazing queens.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Do I go now?
[laughter]
OK.
Whoo!
Well, I guess you get to look at this ass one more time.
- Hey!
- Cara, I love you so much.
- Love you so much.
- I have one last thing to say.
You're welcome for my presence.
[laughter]
[applause]
- Yes!
- I'm feeling, to be honest, heartbroken.
I really wanted to go all the way.
This is the hardest thing I have ever done.
But I'm so proud of myself for making it this far.
My parting words to the rest of the girls
is remember who you are.
Remember your star power
and what you can do.
I love you bitches.
- Condragulations, queens.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- Now let the music play.
[singing] To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, baby
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
[laughter]
To the moon
Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
I want you to transform volunteers
from Switchboard, the UK's oldest LGBT hotline,
into fine drag queens.
[all cheering]
- I've never dragged up before.
I've never done heels.
- I've not worn a stiletto in, like, a long time.
- I can teach you, bitch.
It's all about the confidence.
- I was kind of emotional watching you two.
- You came around the corner and it just popped.
- Do I see a family resemblance?
Mm-mm.
- I think we need to chat about the elephant in the room here.
- [singing] To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, blast off
To the moon, come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon
To the moon, come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon
To the moon, blast off
To the moon, come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon, to the moon, to the moon