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Babe.

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Please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate.

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Then my palate will die happy.

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Hey.

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Margot, tonight is huge, okay?

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The flavor profiles, it's all super delicate.

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When you smoke, you ruin your ability...

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- to be able to appreciate them.
- Oh, come on!

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Please. Please.

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Fine. Jesus.

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Thank you.

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Thank God.

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Is that gonna fit everyone?

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Yeah, easily. Twelve customers total.

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A night?

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How do they turn a profit?

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$1,250 a head. That's how.

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You're fucking kidding, right?

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What, are we eating a Rolex?

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Come on, let's not ruin this
by talking price, yeah?

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Just go with the flow.

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Let it be magical.

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Hey, it's your dime.

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- Not bad!
- Oh, thanks, man.

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You deserve this, baby.

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You know who's gonna love this? Betty!

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It's just a "fuck you" to Accounts.

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It's not even a client dinner.

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Fuck. We're dicks, huh?

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Great. A power tasting.

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They'll be wasted by the amuse.

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- Hi, guys.
- By boat.

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How did you think we were
gonna get on the...

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Look at you on a gangplank in heels.

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Fuck.

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Holy fucking shit.

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Lillian Bloom. Oh, my God.

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Who's Lillian Bloom?

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Food critic for <i>Saveur.</i>

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She basically discovered Slowik.

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Okay, well, it's official.

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Tonight will be madness.

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All aboard for Hawthorn!

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Hawthorn! All aboard!

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Wow.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
please make yourselves comfortable...</i>

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<i>for our short journey to Hawthorn Island.</i>

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<i>- Thank you.
</i>- Ahoy!

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And avast, me hearties!

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Let's hope she's seaworthy, eh?

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Yes, sir. Yeah.

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Boat jokes.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Boat, yeah.

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- We're on a boat.
- Yeah. We're on a boat.

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Hey, we got a famous person on board, huh?

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FP in the house.

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Barely F anymore, though. It's not 1998.

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He's a P, and he's F.

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Oh, my God. Check it out.

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Hey, aren't you supposed
to be running interference for me?

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Make sure people don't bother me, then?

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God, we both know you were not bothered.

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I saw all his movies when I was a kid.

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- Hey, listen.
- Apparently, he's a big foodie.

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You know, thinks he is.

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Chef Slowik would like to welcome you...

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with a raw local oyster
in a mignonette emulsion...

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with lemon caviar and an oyster leaf. Enjoy.

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- Beautiful. Thank you.
- Thank you.

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It's one of his classics.

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The lemon pearls are made with alginate.

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Alginate, as in...

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As in algae. Come on.

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Right, yeah.

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- Pond scum.
- It's not...

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Delicious.

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Oh, my God.

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It's laughable.

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It's actually fucking laughably good.

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It's good.

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Think I prefer just the oyster, though.

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Love oysters.

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No. No. It's the balance of the products.

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You need the mouthfeel of the mignonette.

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Please don't say "mouthfeel."

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Too late. Mouthfeel.

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Hi.

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Thank you.

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Jesus, this is like prom.

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Yeah? I never went to prom.

91
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Really? Why not?

92
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'Cause none of the cool girls like you
said, "Yes."

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Aw, poor baby.

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Well, fuck those bitches.

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- Bryce.
- Welcome.

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Welcome, Mr. Lorimer.

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- Hello. Felicity Lynn.
- Hello. Good evening.

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- And Damien Garcia.
- And Mr. George Diaz.

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- Mr. Diaz. Welcome.
- You gave my real name?

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Of course I gave them your real name.

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- What about the paparazzi?
- It's a pleasure to have you.

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Paparazzi? We're on an island.
Of course I gave them your real name.

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Welcome to Hawthorn.

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Mr. Ledford and Miss Westervelt?

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Oh, no.

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Sorry, yeah, no. That was...

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That's not Miss... She had a change of plans,
so Miss Westervelt couldn't...

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This is Miss...

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I'm Margot.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Margot. Welcome.

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We'll endeavor to make your evening
as pleasant as possible.

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- Thanks.
- Right this way.

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Thanks.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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That was really awkward. I'm sorry.
That was not...

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No, no. Fine.

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Don't worry about it.

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Sorry.

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Mr. Leibrandt.

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Mrs. Leibrandt. Welcome.

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We'll just go straight to the restaurant,
if you don't mind.

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- We've seen the tour many, many times.
- Yes, yes, you have.

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My esteemed guests can continue
their conversation this way.

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Thank you. Please follow me.

126
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So, like, what are you working on now?

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Aw, hey, thanks for asking.

128
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See, people still know me.

129
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I'm moving into the presenter phase
of my career.

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You know? Do me.

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Hawthorn Island comprises 12 acres
of forest and pasture.

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We have the bounty of the sea surrounding us.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Out there, right now, we are harvesting
scallops. You'll eat them tonight.

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- No, get out. Oh, shoot!
- Yes.

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Hey!

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Hey, harvest harder, me dude!

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We're starving!

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Oh, my goodness.

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I do like the sense of it being a sort
of biome of culinary ideas.

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Right. Like, it functions like
an epicurean salon.

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No, I like biome better I think.

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Biome's better. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's... Yeah.

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We have reached
the base camp of Mount Bullshit.

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This is insane.

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Smell that.

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We're gonna be hungry.

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Yeah, I'm a huge embarrassing foodie.

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I love this stuff.

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And I'm close, personal friends
with the chef.

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Okay, player.

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Our smokehouse is in the Nordic tradition.

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We use the meat of dairy cows only...

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which we age for an astonishing 152 days
to relax the protein strands.

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- Yes. Yes.
- Can we pop in here?

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Dude, I read about one of these online.

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Oh, yeah?
Can I check it out?

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- Korean barbeque.
- Yes.

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But please, do not touch our proteins.
They're immature.

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So, what happens if you serve it
on the 153rd day?

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Does all hell break loose, or...

162
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Well, I suppose the bacteria
would introduce itself...

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to the consumer's bloodstream
and spread into their spinal membranes...

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after which point,
he or she would become incapacitated...

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and shortly thereafter expire.

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So, yes, all hell would break loose.

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Good thing we're pros, yes?

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- I'd like to work for her.
- Yeah.

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Cool.

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This is where we live.

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Yeah? What, you actually live here?
All of you?

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All of us.

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Except Chef.

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Yeah, well...

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<i>Esprit de corps.</i> No?

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No, Mr. Feldman.

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It's very much more than that.

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Here we are family.

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Each day starts at 6:00,
with five hours of prep work.

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We harvest. We ferment.

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We slaughter. We marinate.

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We liquify. We spherify.

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We gel.

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- They "gel?"
- Yeah.

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We gel.

186
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Dinner is typically
four hours and 25 minutes.

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Each day ends at well past 2:00
in the morning.

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So yes, it's best that we all live here.

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You guys ever get burned out, or...

190
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- "Burned out?"
- Yeah, sorry, sorry.

191
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Like, tired of doing the same thing?

192
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Chef holds himself to the highest standard,
and so do we.

193
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We never burn anything unless by design...

194
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to make delicious.

195
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Now, who's hungry?

196
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There is food at the end of this, right?

197
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Boat food to dinner table.

198
00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:05,676
Elsa.

199
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Excuse me.

200
00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:08,887
Elsa. Elsa, hi.

201
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Who lives there?

202
00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:11,598
Chef.

203
00:09:11,765 --> 00:09:12,933
Can we see that?

204
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Even we are not allowed
inside Chef's cottage, Mr. Ledford.

205
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Come on.

206
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We mustn't disturb
the Lord High Emperor of Sustenance.

207
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Yeah, all right.

208
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Isn't the GOAT the greatest of all time,
though?

209
00:09:30,075 --> 00:09:31,660
No, no, no. Back in the day...

210
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You think he'd pick that big guy?

211
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So, I think that maybe
we'll just time the post.

212
00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:42,921
Oh, yeah? Bring you to the best spots?

213
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Yes, well, I book the best spots.
So you tell me.

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With my name.

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Well, I...

216
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Hi, again.

217
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Gentlemen, parfait?

218
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Look at that view.

219
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Wanna take a picture?

220
00:10:13,076 --> 00:10:14,203
Where we going, chief?

221
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Here. Switch seats with me.

222
00:10:17,331 --> 00:10:19,166
- Miss...
- Mills.

223
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:22,836
Ms. Mills. You will be sitting
in Miss Westervelt's seat.

224
00:10:23,003 --> 00:10:24,796
Just... You should have the better view.

225
00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:28,133
Well, I don't need a better view.

226
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,259
No, I'm gonna look at the kitchen.

227
00:10:29,426 --> 00:10:30,260
Thank you!

228
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The rosé, we'll get first.

229
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Enjoy.

230
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,734
Feel free to observe the cooks
as they innovate.

231
00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:50,531
But please, do not photograph our dishes.

232
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Chef strongly feels that the beauty
in his creations...

233
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lies in their ephemeral nature.

234
00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:57,746
Here, come on. We can't miss this.

235
00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:05,629
Do you make that with a Pacojet?

236
00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:07,798
Exactly right, sir.

237
00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:12,636
You know, a Pacojet can produce a powderized,
snow-like texture.

238
00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:13,637
Cool.

239
00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,180
Yeah. I have one.

240
00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,266
You really know your stuff, Mr. Ledford.

241
00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:19,768
You know my name?

242
00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,937
We like to know everyone who dines with us.

243
00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:25,524
And Chef, is he around here somewhere?
I'd love to talk with him.

244
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,401
Why don't you take your seat?

245
00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:29,862
We're about to serve.

246
00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:32,364
Right. Yeah, okay. Thank you.

247
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:34,575
- Wow.
- More Lambrusco, madam?

248
00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:37,035
Well, the attention to detail,
it's like, fuck!

249
00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,788
- And he knew my name, babe!
- Yeah. I noticed you didn't ask his name.

250
00:11:39,955 --> 00:11:41,039
Yeah, well, you know.

251
00:11:44,918 --> 00:11:46,044
There he is.

252
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:58,557
Fuck me.

253
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,100
Is he looking at me?

254
00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:24,124
Bland? You call that bland?

255
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,167
Well, it is bland.

256
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,376
You like the winter, don't you?

257
00:12:26,543 --> 00:12:27,836
- I don't actually...
- Fucking freak.

258
00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,047
Here we have a compressed and pickled
cucumber melon...

259
00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:31,840
{\an8}milk snow, and charred lace.

260
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{\an8}- Thanks.
- Enjoy.

261
00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:38,347
This ongoing obsession with snow.

262
00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:41,266
It's officially a plague,
and no one is immune.

263
00:12:45,687 --> 00:12:47,731
Can you taste a little goat?

264
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:49,358
Right at the end. A little kid.

265
00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:50,984
She said milk.

266
00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,069
I wonder.

267
00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:54,321
- She did not say of what species.
- She did not.

268
00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:55,531
I want to hear your pitch for the show...

269
00:12:55,697 --> 00:13:00,035
but first I would like to say "thank you"
for the last two years.

270
00:13:00,202 --> 00:13:01,161
This opportunity has been...

271
00:13:02,371 --> 00:13:03,372
The best of your life?

272
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:05,707
- Let's have to many, many, many more.
- Come on. I'm trying to do a goodbye toast.

273
00:13:05,874 --> 00:13:07,376
Can you please just let me do that?

274
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,877
- No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
- Yes, it is.

275
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:10,712
- I'm starting a new position.
- Oh, my God!

276
00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:12,673
My mom got me a job at Sony.

277
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,007
I told you this two weeks ago.

278
00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:16,093
Here's my work phone.

279
00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,221
- Here's the production company's credit card.
- What are you doin'? Non-transferrable.

280
00:13:19,388 --> 00:13:21,723
And here is the key to your house in LA...

281
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,892
- I don't have pockets.
- ...your apartment in New York...

282
00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:25,978
and your other apartment in New York
that your wife doesn't know about.

283
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:28,355
- How's Amanda?
- Take it because I won't be there on Monday.

284
00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:31,275
We're doing this?
The "talking about our lives" thing?

285
00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,402
- Is that it? We're close?
- Hey, I don't want to either.

286
00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:35,195
- But shouldn't we?
- Well, do we have to?

287
00:13:37,155 --> 00:13:38,574
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?

288
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,742
Me and Amanda are not good. It's not good.

289
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:41,952
Are you at fault?

290
00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:43,996
No, it was her fault.
She made me text her coworker.

291
00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:46,123
Yeah, fucking of course it's my fault, bro.

292
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,332
I'm an asshole.

293
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:48,584
Well, at least we have work.

294
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,586
- And money.
- To work and money.

295
00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:52,087
- Yeah, baby.
- Yeah, baby.

296
00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:53,297
We're pathetic, aren't we?

297
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,174
Oh, my God, dude. Somebody, shoot us.

298
00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:00,429
No, I'm not gonna have...

299
00:14:00,596 --> 00:14:02,472
Jesus Christ. I want to live
inside this thing.

300
00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:04,683
So it's okay...

301
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,602
that I'm not as into this as you are?

302
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:07,769
Oh, no, no. It's good.

303
00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,396
I'm sitting with the coolest girl here.

304
00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:12,065
Okay, so what is it with this food thing?

305
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,693
I don't know. It's like,
you know how people idolize...

306
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,445
you know, athletes, and musicians...

307
00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:18,405
- and painters, and stuff?
- Mm-hmm.

308
00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:19,406
Yeah, those people are idiots.

309
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:20,908
What they do, it doesn't matter.

310
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,285
They play with inflatable balls
and ukuleles and shit.

311
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:24,536
Chefs...

312
00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:27,331
they play with the raw materials
of life itself.

313
00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:28,957
And death itself.

314
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:33,045
I mean, I've watched every fucking episode
of <i>Chef's Table</i> two or three times.

315
00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,713
I've watched Slowik's 20 times.

316
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,926
I've watched him explain the exact moment
a green strawberry is perfectly unripe.

317
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:43,347
I've watched him plate a raw scallop
during its last dying contraction of muscle.

318
00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:45,349
It's art on the edge of the abyss...

319
00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:47,476
which is where God works, too. It's the same.

320
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,186
That was beautifully put, Tyler.

321
00:14:49,353 --> 00:14:51,188
- Stop. Don't. No.
- No! I'm being serious.

322
00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:54,691
I think I'm starting to get it.

323
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:56,860
- Really?
- Yeah. A little.

324
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:18,048
Okay.

325
00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:19,216
Yes, Chef.

326
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:45,993
Good evening.

327
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:47,411
Good evening.

328
00:15:47,578 --> 00:15:49,121
- Good evening. Hello.
- Hello.

329
00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:51,456
Welcome to Hawthorn.

330
00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:56,003
I am Julian Slowik, and tonight
it'll be our pleasure to feed you.

331
00:15:56,169 --> 00:15:57,671
The curtain rises.

332
00:15:57,838 --> 00:15:59,339
Over the next few hours...

333
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:02,092
you will ingest fat...

334
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:06,221
salt, sugar, protein...

335
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:09,558
bacteria, fungi...

336
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:11,435
various plants and animals...

337
00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:14,897
and, at times, entire ecosystems.

338
00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:18,609
But I have to beg of you one thing.

339
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:20,402
It's just one.

340
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,071
Do not eat.

341
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,656
Is he serious?

342
00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:26,450
Taste.

343
00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:29,286
Savor.

344
00:16:29,453 --> 00:16:31,038
Relish.

345
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:34,750
Consider every morsel
that you place inside your mouth.

346
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,336
Be mindful.

347
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,880
But do not eat.

348
00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:43,467
Our menu is too precious for that.

349
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:45,385
And look around you.

350
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:48,430
Here we are on this island.

351
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,266
Accept.

352
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:53,268
Accept all of it.

353
00:16:54,186 --> 00:16:56,605
And forgive.

354
00:16:58,148 --> 00:16:59,858
And on that note...

355
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:01,485
food!

356
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,196
Yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it.

357
00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:06,073
Here they come.

358
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,410
Oh, wow. It's like a marching band.

359
00:17:13,872 --> 00:17:16,959
Our first course is called "The Island."

360
00:17:17,124 --> 00:17:19,335
On your plate are plants
from around the island...

361
00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:21,463
placed on rocks from the shore...

362
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:24,299
covered in barely frozen,
filtered seawater...

363
00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:26,844
which will flavor the dish as it melts.

364
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,221
You know, this is what the guy
was fishing for earlier...

365
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,764
Sorry?

366
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:34,518
Sorry, Chef.

367
00:17:35,894 --> 00:17:36,895
It's perfectly all right.

368
00:17:37,104 --> 00:17:39,273
Yes, they are those very same scallops.

369
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:42,734
Now, here is what you must remember
about this dish.

370
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:46,655
We, the people on this island,
are not important.

371
00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:49,575
The island and the nutrients it provides...

372
00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:53,871
exist in their most perfect state
without us gathering them...

373
00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:57,207
or manipulating them, or digesting them.

374
00:17:57,374 --> 00:18:00,752
What happens inside this room
is meaningless...

375
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:04,464
compared to what happens outside in nature...

376
00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:06,633
in the soil, in the water...

377
00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,594
in the air.

378
00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:13,307
We are but a frightened nanosecond.

379
00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:17,603
Nature is timeless.

380
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:20,939
Enjoy.

381
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,693
That's a cheery thought.

382
00:18:27,446 --> 00:18:28,363
Are you crying?

383
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:34,620
It's just that I find it all very moving.
It's all so beautiful.

384
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:36,538
It's almost too beautiful to eat.

385
00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:41,126
You know, the nicest restaurant
in my hometown was...

386
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:42,920
You don't think Chef's mad at me, right?

387
00:18:43,879 --> 00:18:44,922
For the scallop thing?

388
00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,924
You don't have to call him "Chef," Tyler.

389
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,343
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know
about your existence.

390
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,928
I kind of want him to...

391
00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:53,847
- Like you?
- Yeah. Kinda.

392
00:18:54,014 --> 00:18:55,265
Tyler, you're the customer.

393
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:57,768
You're paying him to serve you.

394
00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:00,312
It doesn't really matter
whether he likes you or not.

395
00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:01,772
Right. Wait. What does that mean?

396
00:19:02,189 --> 00:19:03,524
Nothing.

397
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,817
Relax. Just eat your rock.

398
00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:08,570
And to pair, from our friends
at Caroline Morey...

399
00:19:08,737 --> 00:19:10,739
a Chassagne-Montrachet...

400
00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:13,367
premier cru from 2014.

401
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:14,993
Not just a single vineyard.

402
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,246
A single row of vines.

403
00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:19,206
- Wow. Perfect.
- It's magical.

404
00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:22,292
Thoughts? I'm really feeling this is quite...

405
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,294
It's half-great. It's there in moments.

406
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,462
There in moments.

407
00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,214
There's a neediness to the plating, you know.

408
00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:28,799
I mean, it's been tweezered to fuck.

409
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,968
But the flavors are there. It's very clean.

410
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:33,679
It's very thalassic.

411
00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:36,306
- "Thalassic?"
- Oceanic.

412
00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:39,393
- Thalassa was the primeval spirit of the sea.
- Thalassa and Pontus.

413
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,311
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Correct.

414
00:19:43,105 --> 00:19:45,107
We're eating the ocean.

415
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:46,817
We're eating the ocean.

416
00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:48,569
- Yeah.
- Yes.

417
00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:52,698
How is it?

418
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:55,242
It's good.

419
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:56,618
You can't just say "good" for the show.

420
00:19:57,494 --> 00:19:59,413
You have to embellish.

421
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,832
Oh, my God. For crying out loud.
It's not brain surgery, okay?

422
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,084
- It's a goddamn travel-food show.
- I know. Okay, so then, do it.

423
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,461
Yeah, yeah. So pitch it to me.

424
00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:08,213
Okay, so we go to Italy, right?

425
00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:13,468
We shoot me in capri pants
on a pastel green Vespa...

426
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:16,430
driving around to get to some Giuseppe's farm
with cheese.

427
00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:19,099
I eat the cheese, and then...

428
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,392
There's a close-up of me.

429
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,269
And I close my eyes, and I fake an orgasm...

430
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:24,313
and then off to South Africa...

431
00:20:24,479 --> 00:20:27,941
and then, I maybe...
I talk about how racism is not so cool...

432
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:29,943
and bingo bongo, Emmy time.

433
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,111
- That's it?
- Okay? Can I eat now?

434
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,530
That's what you're gonna pitch
to three streaming services on Monday?

435
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:35,324
- Yeah. Pretty much. That's that.
- Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ.

436
00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:36,575
That's a disaster.

437
00:20:36,742 --> 00:20:39,244
I don't think you can go to South Africa
with a DUI.

438
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:41,747
- You like this?
- The otter food?

439
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:42,915
Yeah. It's solid.

440
00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:45,626
I mean, I've had shellfish just as good
with my chef at home, Ricardo.

441
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,169
You know Ricardo. He's amazing.

442
00:20:47,336 --> 00:20:48,337
Incredible.

443
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:50,339
Whatever. At least we can say
we've been here, right?

444
00:20:50,797 --> 00:20:53,050
My dad used to say
that you buy the experience.

445
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:55,969
I mean, this looks like...

446
00:20:56,136 --> 00:20:57,221
a suburban landscaping.

447
00:20:57,679 --> 00:20:58,722
What the fuck?

448
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:04,728
I saw Perry at DeLaurenti's the other day.

449
00:21:12,653 --> 00:21:13,862
How is he?

450
00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:17,407
You know...

451
00:21:17,574 --> 00:21:18,617
Perry.

452
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:24,122
Thank you.

453
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,460
I want plating in five!

454
00:21:28,627 --> 00:21:30,295
Yes, Chef!

455
00:21:43,892 --> 00:21:45,686
Is he gonna keep doing that?

456
00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:51,233
Bread has existed in some form
for over 12,000 years...

457
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,026
especially amongst the poor.

458
00:21:54,236 --> 00:21:55,320
Flour and water.

459
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:57,155
What could be simpler?

460
00:21:57,322 --> 00:22:03,203
Even today, grain represents 65%
of all agriculture.

461
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,873
Fruits and vegetables only 6%.

462
00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:13,171
Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale,
measly bread in wine for breakfast.

463
00:22:13,338 --> 00:22:17,009
And how did Jesus teach us to pray
if not to beg for our daily bread?

464
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,468
Beg for our daily bread.

465
00:22:19,136 --> 00:22:23,390
It is, and has always been,
the food of the common man.

466
00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:27,060
But you, my dear guests,
are not the common man.

467
00:22:27,227 --> 00:22:28,562
And so tonight...

468
00:22:29,563 --> 00:22:30,814
...you get no bread.

469
00:22:39,656 --> 00:22:41,491
- He must be joking.
- He's joking.

470
00:22:43,994 --> 00:22:45,078
This is next-level.

471
00:22:45,287 --> 00:22:46,413
How are you not gonna...
Wow, he's not kidding.

472
00:22:46,955 --> 00:22:49,750
Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant
known for their bread. That's sweet.

473
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:51,001
- What?
- Thank you.

474
00:22:51,877 --> 00:22:53,795
It's not a fake-out, is it?

475
00:22:53,962 --> 00:22:55,339
- What?
- No.

476
00:22:56,256 --> 00:22:57,674
It's gotta be a bit.

477
00:23:00,093 --> 00:23:01,428
Are you fuckin' serious?

478
00:23:01,595 --> 00:23:06,600
In this spirit, please enjoy
the unaccompanied accompaniments.

479
00:23:07,184 --> 00:23:08,977
"The bread you will not be eating tonight...

480
00:23:09,144 --> 00:23:11,855
"was made from a heritage wheat
called red fife...

481
00:23:12,022 --> 00:23:15,526
"crafted with our partners
at the Tehachapi Grain Project...

482
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:17,611
"devoted to preserving heirloom grains."

483
00:23:17,778 --> 00:23:19,821
This is insane.

484
00:23:20,614 --> 00:23:23,408
I gotta say that the shit around
the total absence of the bread...

485
00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:25,494
is, like, really good.

486
00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:27,996
I mean, it's a little outrageous, isn't it?

487
00:23:28,163 --> 00:23:31,375
It's fiendish, really.

488
00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:35,087
I mean, he's always been keenly aware of food
as a history of class...

489
00:23:35,254 --> 00:23:36,630
I mean, as have I.

490
00:23:36,797 --> 00:23:38,090
Sure.

491
00:23:38,549 --> 00:23:44,638
Though I will say that this emulsion
does look slightly split.

492
00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:46,390
Yeah.

493
00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:47,850
I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything.

494
00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:49,476
I noticed as soon as it came down.

495
00:23:49,643 --> 00:23:51,478
It's broken. It's broken.

496
00:23:51,854 --> 00:23:54,439
Yeah, which is really...
I mean, you really...

497
00:23:56,441 --> 00:24:00,153
You really shouldn't see that in a restaurant
of this quality. There it is.

498
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,488
- Well, there it is.
- Yeah.

499
00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:04,908
Oh, my God. I mean,
it's next-level badassery.

500
00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:07,494
The way he weaves in historical allegories.

501
00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:09,162
I mean, the game is trying to guess...

502
00:24:09,329 --> 00:24:11,498
what the overarching theme
of the entire meal is gonna be.

503
00:24:11,665 --> 00:24:13,208
You won't know until the end.

504
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,127
Wait. You like this?

505
00:24:15,294 --> 00:24:16,295
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

506
00:24:16,461 --> 00:24:18,505
He's basically insulting you.

507
00:24:19,047 --> 00:24:20,424
No, no, no. You don't get it.

508
00:24:20,591 --> 00:24:21,884
It's a concept.

509
00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,427
I know what a concept is, Tyler.

510
00:24:23,594 --> 00:24:24,970
Trust me. He's telling a story.

511
00:24:25,137 --> 00:24:26,471
That's what makes his food so exciting.

512
00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:29,057
He's not just a chef. He's a storyteller.

513
00:24:29,224 --> 00:24:30,684
And he doesn't give a fuck about the rules.

514
00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:31,852
Call me the girl next door...

515
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,896
but maybe there are some rules
that you should give a fuck about...

516
00:24:34,062 --> 00:24:35,355
like, I don't know...

517
00:24:35,522 --> 00:24:37,191
giving food to people at a restaurant.

518
00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:42,070
Dearest, no one would ever call you
the girl next door.

519
00:24:42,237 --> 00:24:43,447
I make my own bread.

520
00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:45,324
- You do? I didn't know that.
- Yeah.

521
00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:47,242
Yeah. I mean, it's very rustic.

522
00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:49,870
It's peasant style. Yeasty.

523
00:24:50,037 --> 00:24:51,455
What kind of yeast are you using?

524
00:24:52,289 --> 00:24:53,957
I make my own from apples.

525
00:24:54,124 --> 00:24:57,127
Well, of course you make your own yeast
from apples.

526
00:24:57,294 --> 00:24:59,129
You wicked thing.

527
00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:01,006
Ms. Bloom?

528
00:25:01,173 --> 00:25:04,009
Here is another broken emulsion.

529
00:25:04,176 --> 00:25:06,428
Courtesy of Chef Slowik.

530
00:25:11,850 --> 00:25:12,851
- Hello.
- Excuse me.

531
00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:14,645
Is everything to your liking, sir?

532
00:25:14,811 --> 00:25:17,314
Well, actually, no. Thanks for asking.

533
00:25:18,357 --> 00:25:21,485
I mean, look, the food's great
and we totally get all the conceptual stuff.

534
00:25:21,652 --> 00:25:23,529
But could we please get a little bread?

535
00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:25,656
You know, and some gluten-free
for my friend as well?

536
00:25:25,822 --> 00:25:26,823
No.

537
00:25:27,699 --> 00:25:29,076
"No?"

538
00:25:29,243 --> 00:25:30,244
No.

539
00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:32,329
Okay.

540
00:25:32,538 --> 00:25:35,123
This is all very clever,
and I didn't want to pull this card...

541
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:38,919
but you know who we are, right?

542
00:25:39,086 --> 00:25:40,087
Yes.

543
00:25:40,295 --> 00:25:42,339
You do? You know who we are?

544
00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:43,507
I know who you are.

545
00:25:44,716 --> 00:25:47,052
Then you know we work with Doug Verrick,
right?

546
00:25:47,219 --> 00:25:49,096
No, you work for Mr. Verrick.

547
00:25:49,263 --> 00:25:50,305
- Exactly.
- Oh, fuck it.

548
00:25:50,472 --> 00:25:53,183
And so you know,
we all play on the same team.

549
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:55,978
So, just slip us a little bread.

550
00:25:56,144 --> 00:25:56,979
Please.

551
00:25:57,145 --> 00:25:58,355
We won't tell a soul, lady.

552
00:25:58,522 --> 00:26:00,482
- I promise, okay?
- No.

553
00:26:02,109 --> 00:26:03,527
Did you say, "No?"

554
00:26:03,694 --> 00:26:05,070
I said, "No." Yes.

555
00:26:05,237 --> 00:26:06,280
- Okay.
- Okay.

556
00:26:06,446 --> 00:26:08,156
- Wow.
- Okay.

557
00:26:08,323 --> 00:26:09,700
That will be all, though. Thanks.

558
00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:12,828
May I?

559
00:26:12,995 --> 00:26:14,621
You don't have to do...
Okay.

560
00:26:17,624 --> 00:26:22,170
You will eat less than you desire
and more than you deserve.

561
00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:26,341
It's a pleasure to serve you.

562
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,761
Well, I remain in ketosis,
so that's good news.

563
00:26:29,928 --> 00:26:32,764
Without the bread, it really focuses you.

564
00:26:32,931 --> 00:26:35,142
It's so fucking good.
Embalm me in this.

565
00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:39,021
- Are you not gonna try it?
- No.

566
00:26:39,188 --> 00:26:40,272
- No?
- No.

567
00:26:40,439 --> 00:26:41,648
This is great stuff.

568
00:26:41,815 --> 00:26:43,650
- I'll take it and eat it.
- Yeah, go for it.

569
00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:47,279
That was a total accident.

570
00:26:47,654 --> 00:26:48,989
It happens to the best of us.

571
00:26:53,118 --> 00:26:54,786
I'm sorry. That was...

572
00:26:54,953 --> 00:26:56,205
No, I'm so sorry.

573
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:01,543
You haven't touched your food.

574
00:27:03,337 --> 00:27:04,713
There is no food.

575
00:27:05,297 --> 00:27:07,674
Well, no. This is food.

576
00:27:08,008 --> 00:27:11,261
So lots more food to come.

577
00:27:11,428 --> 00:27:13,180
- Don't wanna fill up.
- That would not be possible.

578
00:27:13,347 --> 00:27:15,933
I've precisely designed the portions
to account for that.

579
00:27:16,099 --> 00:27:18,644
So, you won't fill up.

580
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,312
Please eat.

581
00:27:20,479 --> 00:27:22,356
The menu only makes sense if you eat.

582
00:27:22,523 --> 00:27:24,399
But you told us not to eat.

583
00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:25,984
That is not what I meant, madam.

584
00:27:26,151 --> 00:27:27,152
And you know it.

585
00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:30,989
Well, thank you for your concern...

586
00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:34,660
but I am perfectly capable of deciding
when I eat and what.

587
00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:40,374
Thank you.

588
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,252
Christ, that was humiliating.

589
00:27:43,418 --> 00:27:44,670
- "Humiliating?"
- Yeah.

590
00:27:44,836 --> 00:27:46,171
Tyler, the guy is a prick.

591
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:47,881
Please don't.

592
00:27:49,299 --> 00:27:50,467
You shouldn't be so fucking rude.

593
00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:51,468
What?

594
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:52,845
He asked you to eat.

595
00:27:53,011 --> 00:27:54,638
- I don't like it.
- Just try it.

596
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:55,806
Please.

597
00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:06,608
Plating in three, my friends!

598
00:28:06,775 --> 00:28:07,860
Yes, Chef!

599
00:28:27,045 --> 00:28:30,507
That's a 2013 Pinot Noir from Ross Cobb.

600
00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:33,260
We hyper-decanted it
with an immersion blender...

601
00:28:33,427 --> 00:28:35,053
to awaken it from its slumber.

602
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:39,391
Slavonian oak, rich cherry
and tobacco notes...

603
00:28:39,558 --> 00:28:43,645
and a faint sense of longing and regret.

604
00:28:43,979 --> 00:28:44,813
Yes. Enjoy.

605
00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:46,648
Longing and regret.

606
00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:48,400
My favorite.

607
00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:54,156
She's staring again.

608
00:28:54,323 --> 00:28:55,407
Where do we know her from?

609
00:28:55,574 --> 00:28:56,575
We don't.

610
00:28:56,742 --> 00:29:00,078
Well, she really does look like Claire.

611
00:29:00,245 --> 00:29:02,831
Why do you keep saying that? She doesn't.

612
00:29:02,998 --> 00:29:03,874
You don't think so?

613
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,667
She's nothing like our Claire.

614
00:29:07,502 --> 00:29:09,171
That same faraway face.

615
00:29:09,338 --> 00:29:11,381
Can we not obsess? Please?

616
00:29:12,257 --> 00:29:14,635
I know. Hypothetically,
if you were leaving...

617
00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:15,636
Right.

618
00:29:15,844 --> 00:29:16,887
...which you're not...

619
00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:18,722
what would you be leaving for?

620
00:29:18,889 --> 00:29:20,974
Associate Development Co-Exec.

621
00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:22,059
And what the hell is that?

622
00:29:22,226 --> 00:29:24,186
It's in development, so I'd be developing...

623
00:29:24,353 --> 00:29:27,064
or helping to develop things...

624
00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:28,690
Why would that be better than working for me?

625
00:29:28,857 --> 00:29:30,442
- Well, because there's a future there.
- Right.

626
00:29:30,609 --> 00:29:31,693
- It's a corporate...
- Right.

627
00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:33,904
A different kind of future.
Does that make sense?

628
00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:36,573
- At the corporate...
- Thank God it's all just hypothetical anyway.

629
00:29:38,242 --> 00:29:40,410
The next course is called "Memory."

630
00:29:40,577 --> 00:29:42,746
And that is what it's meant to evoke.

631
00:29:42,913 --> 00:29:43,789
A memory.

632
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,874
So, let me tell you a memory of mine.

633
00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:49,086
When I was growing up,
a child in Waterloo, Iowa...

634
00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:51,797
Tuesday was taco night.

635
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,382
Yeah!

636
00:29:53,549 --> 00:29:54,883
Taco Tuesday!

637
00:29:55,050 --> 00:29:56,301
Yeah!

638
00:29:56,468 --> 00:29:58,762
And this, here, this lady here.

639
00:29:58,929 --> 00:29:59,972
This is my mother.

640
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,600
As you can see, she's rather drunk.

641
00:30:04,351 --> 00:30:05,894
This is not unusual.

642
00:30:06,228 --> 00:30:07,896
When I was seven years old...

643
00:30:08,063 --> 00:30:11,650
one Tuesday, my father came home quite drunk.

644
00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:14,444
Really drunk.

645
00:30:14,611 --> 00:30:15,821
Also, not unusual.

646
00:30:17,698 --> 00:30:20,534
My mother grew angry and screamed at him,
at which point...

647
00:30:20,701 --> 00:30:24,454
he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord
around her neck and pull it tight.

648
00:30:25,747 --> 00:30:27,249
I wept.

649
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,751
I screamed, I begged him to stop.

650
00:30:29,918 --> 00:30:31,670
To make him stop...

651
00:30:31,837 --> 00:30:35,507
I finally had to stab him in the thigh
with kitchen scissors.

652
00:30:40,053 --> 00:30:41,972
You remember that, Mother, don't you?

653
00:30:42,472 --> 00:30:45,851
Now, I suppose I should've stabbed him
in the throat that evening.

654
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:49,271
But we're not so smart when we're young.

655
00:30:49,438 --> 00:30:54,610
It was, as you can imagine,
as a very memorable taco night.

656
00:30:56,069 --> 00:30:57,988
- Oh, thank God he didn't.
- I mean, what the fuck was that?

657
00:30:58,155 --> 00:30:59,031
Theatrical.

658
00:30:59,198 --> 00:31:00,032
You liked that?

659
00:31:00,199 --> 00:31:03,577
Yeah, it's a backstory to what makes him
a chef artist.

660
00:31:03,744 --> 00:31:06,121
Dude, that guy's got
some really dark sense of humor, bro.

661
00:31:06,288 --> 00:31:07,873
He's such an intense dude.

662
00:31:10,209 --> 00:31:13,045
So, here you have...

663
00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:16,256
house-smoked Bresse chicken thigh
al pastor...

664
00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:19,301
and our own tortillas made
with heirloom masa...

665
00:31:19,468 --> 00:31:21,053
one of Hawthorn's signature dishes.

666
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,054
Thank you.

667
00:31:22,137 --> 00:31:23,847
We change our menu constantly...

668
00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:28,310
but, as Ms. Bloom knows,
this has been a staple since day one.

669
00:31:28,477 --> 00:31:30,103
It's what you once said...

670
00:31:30,646 --> 00:31:31,688
Put you on the map.

671
00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:33,148
Put me on the map.

672
00:31:33,315 --> 00:31:35,943
Precisely what map would that be...

673
00:31:36,109 --> 00:31:37,110
I wonder.

674
00:31:37,277 --> 00:31:41,323
Anyways, because we're always innovating,
and we fear irrelevance...

675
00:31:42,658 --> 00:31:44,243
an update to a classic.

676
00:31:44,409 --> 00:31:48,747
The images on the tortillas have been made
using a laser-engraving machine.

677
00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:50,415
It's the first time we've used it.

678
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:55,212
We hope this taco night evokes
strong memories for us all.

679
00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:56,421
Enjoy.

680
00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:02,010
Well, of course he had to do a taco.

681
00:32:02,636 --> 00:32:03,470
Here you are.

682
00:32:06,014 --> 00:32:07,307
What are they, Lil?

683
00:32:07,474 --> 00:32:08,559
They're restaurants.

684
00:32:13,939 --> 00:32:16,650
That I reviewed that all closed.

685
00:32:18,026 --> 00:32:19,152
Like a gag, then?

686
00:32:19,987 --> 00:32:21,280
I think so.

687
00:32:21,446 --> 00:32:22,447
Richard, what are these?

688
00:32:24,032 --> 00:32:26,118
Taco things. For the tacos.

689
00:32:26,285 --> 00:32:27,369
No, the pictures.

690
00:32:27,536 --> 00:32:28,871
They're all of us.

691
00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:36,753
This one is after you had the melanoma
removed from your forehead.

692
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,921
There's the bandage.

693
00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:39,506
Isn't that nice? They remembered us.

694
00:32:40,549 --> 00:32:42,259
Tyler, is that you?

695
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:45,137
Yeah. They're all me from tonight
taking fucking photos.

696
00:32:46,805 --> 00:32:47,890
Jesus Christ, what's with this guy?

697
00:32:48,056 --> 00:32:50,058
I knew it. He hates me.

698
00:32:50,225 --> 00:32:51,852
God damn it. I didn't think he'd really mind.

699
00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:54,771
- Should I apologize?
- Apologize for what?

700
00:32:56,356 --> 00:32:57,816
What?

701
00:32:57,983 --> 00:32:59,568
<i>Calling Doctor Sunshine.</i>

702
00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:01,820
Oh, my God. I forgot about that one.

703
00:33:01,987 --> 00:33:03,822
Dumb part. Bad script.

704
00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:05,157
Fun shoot, though.

705
00:33:05,324 --> 00:33:08,076
Maybe it's a joke
'cause you're friends, right?

706
00:33:08,869 --> 00:33:11,205
Yeah, yeah, you know, friends.

707
00:33:11,371 --> 00:33:13,707
I mean, you know, do I have any friends?

708
00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:17,044
Wait.

709
00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:19,296
Hey, guys, what the fuck?

710
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,173
Are these...

711
00:33:22,841 --> 00:33:23,884
How did they get these?

712
00:33:27,304 --> 00:33:28,639
It's not good.

713
00:33:30,224 --> 00:33:31,225
Excuse me.

714
00:33:36,104 --> 00:33:37,231
Can I help you, sir?

715
00:33:37,397 --> 00:33:38,398
Yeah.

716
00:33:39,483 --> 00:33:40,651
What the hell are these?

717
00:33:40,817 --> 00:33:42,444
These are tortillas.

718
00:33:44,321 --> 00:33:46,823
Yes, and what are these?

719
00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,867
These are tortillas...

720
00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:51,703
which contain EchoBrite's tax records
and other documents...

721
00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:54,957
showing how your company
has created invoices with fake charges.

722
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,292
How did you get these?

723
00:33:57,459 --> 00:34:00,796
I'm sorry, but Chef never reveals
his recipes.

724
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:02,881
Do you know how fucked you are?

725
00:34:03,048 --> 00:34:05,050
We'll have this place closed by the morning.
Do you understand?

726
00:34:06,426 --> 00:34:08,302
No, that won't be necessary.

727
00:34:09,346 --> 00:34:10,806
Enjoy.

728
00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,349
And this is you and...

729
00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:17,061
Who is that woman?

730
00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,490
Well, how the hell should I know? It's faked.

731
00:34:28,657 --> 00:34:31,827
It's some sort of stupid joke.

732
00:34:31,994 --> 00:34:34,246
It's a fucking taco, okay? It can't hurt you.

733
00:34:34,413 --> 00:34:36,289
Yeah, a fucking taco
that might hold up in court.

734
00:34:36,456 --> 00:34:38,208
We have plausible deniability,

735
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,501
and if they try to turn us in...

736
00:34:40,669 --> 00:34:41,586
Right!

737
00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:43,672
If they turn us in,
they'd be turning Verrick in.

738
00:34:43,838 --> 00:34:45,007
And then they'd be just as fucked as we are.

739
00:34:45,173 --> 00:34:46,592
Right? So, we're fine.

740
00:34:47,675 --> 00:34:48,510
Right?

741
00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:51,889
- Yeah, we're good.
- We're fine. Yeah, fuck it.

742
00:34:52,055 --> 00:34:53,599
They can't take your photograph
without your consent. This is insane.

743
00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:55,224
Stop talking and let me think, okay?

744
00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:57,102
I have to make this right somehow.
I have to.

745
00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:59,771
Well, I'll tell you how you make it right.
You send this shit back.

746
00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:00,814
Excuse me.

747
00:35:00,981 --> 00:35:03,692
- Excuse me! Sir, hi.
- Hey. Margot! Margot!

748
00:35:04,401 --> 00:35:06,069
Did you just fucking snap at me?

749
00:35:06,236 --> 00:35:08,155
Do you know how long I've been trying
to get a reservation here?

750
00:35:08,322 --> 00:35:09,364
No, and I don't really care.

751
00:35:09,531 --> 00:35:12,576
You do not send shit back to this kitchen,
you child.

752
00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:13,994
You thank them for even letting you
in the door.

753
00:35:14,161 --> 00:35:15,579
- What did you just call me?
- I called you a child...

754
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:17,247
because you're fucking acting like it.

755
00:35:17,414 --> 00:35:19,333
Tyler, you need to apologize to me right now.

756
00:35:19,499 --> 00:35:20,626
You cannot speak to me that way.

757
00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:23,086
Actually, I can because,
ding dong, I'm the one who's paying.

758
00:35:23,253 --> 00:35:24,338
So maybe, shut up and eat.

759
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:29,510
Oh, my God.

760
00:35:31,845 --> 00:35:33,555
Oh, my God.

761
00:35:33,722 --> 00:35:35,516
This is incredible. You have to try this.

762
00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:38,227
No, thanks. Don't let me interrupt.

763
00:35:45,108 --> 00:35:46,109
Miss Mills?

764
00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:49,530
How can I assist you?

765
00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:51,281
Just looking for the ladies' room.

766
00:35:51,448 --> 00:35:52,991
Right this way.

767
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:55,285
Thank you.

768
00:35:56,578 --> 00:35:58,622
What's behind that silver door?

769
00:35:59,164 --> 00:36:00,666
Something very special.

770
00:36:35,784 --> 00:36:37,119
No, you can't...

771
00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:44,877
You shouldn't be in here.

772
00:36:45,043 --> 00:36:47,254
I'd like to know specifically what it was...

773
00:36:47,462 --> 00:36:50,257
about the last course that you did not enjoy.

774
00:36:50,424 --> 00:36:52,134
You've barely eaten the food.

775
00:36:52,301 --> 00:36:53,302
Why?

776
00:36:54,219 --> 00:36:56,597
I need to know.
Why don't you eat?

777
00:36:56,763 --> 00:36:57,764
Why do you care?

778
00:36:57,973 --> 00:37:00,851
I take my work very seriously,
and you're not eating.

779
00:37:02,477 --> 00:37:03,604
And that wounds me.

780
00:37:18,577 --> 00:37:20,913
I guess I'm just not very hungry.

781
00:37:22,497 --> 00:37:23,916
I've told you who I am.

782
00:37:24,082 --> 00:37:26,043
I'm Julian Slowik, and I am the chef here.

783
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,003
Now, who are you?

784
00:37:29,254 --> 00:37:33,467
I'll ask again. Who are you?

785
00:37:33,634 --> 00:37:35,469
I'm Margot Mills.

786
00:37:35,636 --> 00:37:38,138
So, where are you from, Margot?

787
00:37:38,305 --> 00:37:40,891
I'm from Grand Island, Nebraska.

788
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:42,392
Now, does that make you feel better?

789
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,603
You want the address for Mom's trailer park,
you asshole?

790
00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:46,939
No, it's not who you want me
to think you are.

791
00:37:48,106 --> 00:37:49,107
Who are you?

792
00:37:49,274 --> 00:37:51,693
I am Margot.

793
00:37:53,612 --> 00:37:54,863
You shouldn't be here tonight.

794
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:57,783
Please get the fuck out of my way.

795
00:38:25,727 --> 00:38:27,896
Still very theatrical, but minimalist...

796
00:38:28,063 --> 00:38:30,023
like the Japanese, the minimirasuto style.

797
00:38:31,191 --> 00:38:33,527
- But he was being playful, right?
- Yes.

798
00:38:33,694 --> 00:38:35,070
I mean, let's talk about the tacos.

799
00:38:35,237 --> 00:38:36,238
It's a dialogue.

800
00:38:36,405 --> 00:38:38,156
It's playful.

801
00:38:47,374 --> 00:38:48,542
I'm excited.

802
00:38:48,709 --> 00:38:50,168
We're ready for our next course...

803
00:38:50,335 --> 00:38:52,504
- which I think you'll find...
- Excuse me.

804
00:38:52,671 --> 00:38:53,672
But what the hell is going on here?

805
00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:56,717
Would you just let me finish, please?
That okay?

806
00:38:58,177 --> 00:38:59,428
Thank you.

807
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:04,933
Ladies and gentlemen,
please meet sous-chef Jeremy Louden.

808
00:39:10,063 --> 00:39:12,524
Jeremy created the next dish.

809
00:39:12,691 --> 00:39:15,235
It's called "The Mess."

810
00:39:15,777 --> 00:39:17,821
Originally from Sparks, Nevada...

811
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:22,034
Jeremy studied at the Culinary Institute
in Hyde Park.

812
00:39:22,201 --> 00:39:25,370
Jeremy's goal, as he wrote
in a heartfelt letter...

813
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,040
was to work for me here at Hawthorn.

814
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,751
Isn't that right, Jeremy?

815
00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:31,960
Yes, Chef.

816
00:39:34,421 --> 00:39:36,173
Jeremy is talented.

817
00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:39,092
He's good.

818
00:39:39,259 --> 00:39:40,802
He's very good.

819
00:39:42,888 --> 00:39:44,598
But he's not great.

820
00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:48,101
He'll never be great.

821
00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:54,399
He desperately wants my prestige,
my job, my talent.

822
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:58,529
He aspires to greatness,
but he'll never achieve it.

823
00:40:00,739 --> 00:40:01,740
Correct, Jeremy?

824
00:40:01,907 --> 00:40:03,116
Yes, Chef.

825
00:40:03,283 --> 00:40:05,202
Like me at his age...

826
00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:08,914
Jeremy has forsaken everything
to achieve his goals.

827
00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:14,211
Like mine, his life is pressure.

828
00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:17,005
Pressure to put out
the best food in the world.

829
00:40:17,923 --> 00:40:22,219
And even when all goes right,
and the food is perfect...

830
00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:25,180
and the customers are happy,
and the critics are, too,

831
00:40:25,347 --> 00:40:29,226
there is no way to avoid the mess.

832
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:31,603
The mess you make of your life...

833
00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:33,313
of your body...

834
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,274
of your sanity...

835
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:41,530
by giving everything you have
to pleasing people you will never know.

836
00:40:43,198 --> 00:40:44,741
Jeremy...

837
00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:49,246
...do you like this life?
This life that you dreamed about?

838
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:51,790
No, Chef.

839
00:40:51,957 --> 00:40:53,500
And do you want my life?

840
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,920
Not my position, nor my talent.

841
00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:58,463
My life.

842
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,176
No, Chef.

843
00:41:17,816 --> 00:41:20,694
Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course...

844
00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:24,156
sous-chef Jeremy's The Mess.

845
00:41:32,414 --> 00:41:33,290
Fuck!

846
00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:34,833
Oh, God!

847
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:36,668
What are you doing?

848
00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:39,504
What's wrong with you?

849
00:41:40,214 --> 00:41:41,340
The fuck is that?

850
00:41:42,966 --> 00:41:44,760
That was a shock. I didn't see that comin'.

851
00:41:45,385 --> 00:41:46,386
What the fuck, man?

852
00:41:46,553 --> 00:41:47,971
Please. Sit. Sit.

853
00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:49,181
- Everything's fine.
- Please, it's all fine.

854
00:41:49,348 --> 00:41:51,099
- What happened?
- It's just part of the menu.

855
00:41:51,266 --> 00:41:52,726
It's part of the show.

856
00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:54,269
- It's a show?
- That's a show? That's not...

857
00:41:54,436 --> 00:41:55,812
This is what you're paying for.

858
00:41:55,979 --> 00:41:57,439
That's a stunt? What was that?

859
00:41:57,606 --> 00:41:59,149
This is an exclusive experience.

860
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:02,819
- Please just return to your seats.
- What the fuck, man?

861
00:42:02,986 --> 00:42:04,279
Thank you so much.

862
00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:06,990
Is he dead?

863
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:09,618
- It's definitely a squib or a packed...
- Stay right there.

864
00:42:09,785 --> 00:42:11,286
- Can I invite you to sit down, please?
- I've seen them use it before.

865
00:42:11,453 --> 00:42:12,287
It's not funny.

866
00:42:13,288 --> 00:42:14,122
What the fuck?

867
00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:15,874
- Is this real?
- What is happening?

868
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,126
- It looks so damn real.
- No, no, no.

869
00:42:18,919 --> 00:42:21,630
- This is just theater, right?
- What the fuck are you talking about, lady?

870
00:42:21,797 --> 00:42:23,507
He just fucking shot himself, okay?

871
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,884
It looked very real, Lillian. Quite real.

872
00:42:26,051 --> 00:42:28,262
This is just theater. It's stagecraft.

873
00:42:28,428 --> 00:42:30,430
- Is it really?
- Yeah. This is what he does.

874
00:42:30,597 --> 00:42:32,516
It's part of the menu.

875
00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:53,120
Eat!

876
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,001
Enjoy.

877
00:43:06,675 --> 00:43:08,177
Fifth course on order.

878
00:43:08,343 --> 00:43:09,553
Yes, Chef!

879
00:43:12,014 --> 00:43:13,307
Tyler, what the hell is going on?

880
00:43:13,473 --> 00:43:16,059
And here we have
a biodynamic Cabernet Franc...

881
00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:20,063
from our friends at Domaine Breton.

882
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,399
It has no added sulfites...

883
00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:24,234
a bit of barnyard funk...

884
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:27,988
and just a wonderful match
with roasted proteins. Enjoy.

885
00:43:28,155 --> 00:43:29,031
We're leaving. Now.

886
00:43:29,198 --> 00:43:30,449
But I have to get my wrap.

887
00:43:30,616 --> 00:43:32,242
- Forget your wrap. Get up.
- But I...

888
00:43:32,326 --> 00:43:33,160
Mr. Leibrandt?

889
00:43:33,327 --> 00:43:34,411
- We're leaving.
- Is something wrong?

890
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,246
We're leaving.

891
00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:37,664
There is no boat to leave on.

892
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:38,916
Then I'll call a helicopter.

893
00:43:39,082 --> 00:43:41,501
That would be very difficult
without phone service.

894
00:43:42,169 --> 00:43:43,503
Fucking move.

895
00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:45,172
Jesus. Just do what they say, for God's sake!

896
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,798
I'll handle this.

897
00:43:46,965 --> 00:43:49,635
- Just let me handle this.
- With which hand, Mr. Leibrandt?

898
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:50,802
What?

899
00:43:51,011 --> 00:43:53,430
With which hand will you handle this?
Left or right?

900
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:55,140
What the fuck are you saying?

901
00:43:55,307 --> 00:43:56,808
Shall we choose?

902
00:43:56,975 --> 00:43:58,101
Choose what?

903
00:43:59,061 --> 00:44:01,188
Very well. Left hand.

904
00:44:01,355 --> 00:44:03,148
Ring finger.

905
00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:05,400
Let me out! Let me out!

906
00:44:05,567 --> 00:44:06,610
No!

907
00:44:07,402 --> 00:44:09,112
- Come on. Leave the guy alone.
- What the fuck are you doing?

908
00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:13,408
- Come on. Easy. Easy! Leave him alone!
- Leave the old guy alone!

909
00:44:13,575 --> 00:44:15,744
Mr. Leibrandt, please hold still.

910
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,543
What the fuck are you doing?

911
00:44:24,336 --> 00:44:25,337
Richard!

912
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:28,048
Richard!

913
00:44:30,092 --> 00:44:31,134
Please stay seated.

914
00:44:33,887 --> 00:44:35,514
Please stay seated.

915
00:44:38,517 --> 00:44:39,893
What the...

916
00:44:40,853 --> 00:44:42,354
What the hell's goin' on?
Get a doctor for him.

917
00:44:42,521 --> 00:44:44,064
Do you need assistance finding your seat?

918
00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:45,649
There's a finger. The finger.
There's a finger right there.

919
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:47,734
The man is screamin' in pain!

920
00:44:47,901 --> 00:44:48,819
Please, sit.

921
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:50,279
Sir?

922
00:44:50,445 --> 00:44:52,489
It's not funny, lady! Jesus Christ!

923
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,157
It's all part of the menu.

924
00:44:56,368 --> 00:44:57,369
Oh, my God!

925
00:44:57,578 --> 00:45:00,330
This is real, isn't it? I can't do it.

926
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:01,915
- I can't do a hostage thing. I can't.
- Then why don't you go talk to him?

927
00:45:02,082 --> 00:45:03,876
Go talk to him! Because you know him, right?

928
00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:05,460
I made that up.

929
00:45:05,919 --> 00:45:06,920
Why?

930
00:45:07,462 --> 00:45:11,216
Because I'm a name-dropping whore.
That's why, okay?

931
00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,099
Your husband's ring, madam.

932
00:45:22,769 --> 00:45:24,229
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

933
00:45:24,396 --> 00:45:25,981
Ted. Ted!

934
00:45:26,148 --> 00:45:29,985
I honestly think that this whole thing
is just for our benefit.

935
00:45:30,152 --> 00:45:31,320
I mean, us.

936
00:45:31,486 --> 00:45:33,155
That's why he texted me.

937
00:45:33,322 --> 00:45:35,199
And this is incredible. Right?

938
00:45:36,116 --> 00:45:37,367
The acting is astonishing.

939
00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:39,661
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

940
00:45:40,162 --> 00:45:42,623
Chef Slowik would like to see you
in the kitchen.

941
00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,543
- Can I come, too?
- No.

942
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:07,189
No, no, I'm sorry, but you're all wrong.

943
00:46:07,356 --> 00:46:08,357
Why are you doing this?

944
00:46:08,524 --> 00:46:09,650
You're just simply wrong.

945
00:46:09,816 --> 00:46:11,610
What are you talking about?

946
00:46:11,777 --> 00:46:12,945
Who are you?

947
00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:14,780
Margot.

948
00:46:15,531 --> 00:46:17,366
My name is Margot.

949
00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:19,701
I've served many Margots.
You're not a Margot.

950
00:46:19,868 --> 00:46:20,702
No.

951
00:46:20,869 --> 00:46:22,412
What the fuck does it matter?

952
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,249
It matters because this menu,
this guest list...

953
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:28,377
this entire evening
has been painstakingly planned.

954
00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:31,797
And you were not a part of that plan.

955
00:46:31,964 --> 00:46:33,966
And it's spoiling everything.

956
00:46:34,967 --> 00:46:38,053
In order to proceed,
I have to know where to seat you.

957
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,264
With us, or with them?

958
00:46:40,973 --> 00:46:42,975
It's very important.

959
00:46:43,141 --> 00:46:45,185
And then you'll let me live?

960
00:46:45,561 --> 00:46:46,562
Let you live? No!

961
00:46:47,312 --> 00:46:48,605
Of course not.

962
00:46:49,523 --> 00:46:51,859
Can't you see that
that would ruin the menu?

963
00:46:52,985 --> 00:46:54,528
We're all gonna die tonight.

964
00:46:54,695 --> 00:46:56,113
Isn't that right?

965
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,656
Yes, Chef!

966
00:46:57,823 --> 00:46:59,867
So, the question is,

967
00:47:00,033 --> 00:47:03,537
do you wanna die with those who give,
or with those who take?

968
00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,456
But I die either way?

969
00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:07,624
It's arbitrary.

970
00:47:07,791 --> 00:47:10,878
No, it's not arbitrary.
Nothing in this kitchen is arbitrary.

971
00:47:12,045 --> 00:47:12,921
Please pick.

972
00:47:14,214 --> 00:47:15,257
These decisions are important...

973
00:47:17,259 --> 00:47:18,844
and our menu is strictly timed.

974
00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:24,057
In 15 minutes,
I'll take a break between courses,

975
00:47:24,224 --> 00:47:27,311
and that is how long you have to decide.

976
00:47:28,854 --> 00:47:30,105
It's our side or theirs.

977
00:47:31,481 --> 00:47:33,233
In the meantime, please return to your seat.

978
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,110
The next dish is exquisite.

979
00:47:40,741 --> 00:47:41,950
Plating in five!

980
00:47:42,117 --> 00:47:43,285
Yes, Chef!

981
00:47:43,452 --> 00:47:44,411
I love you all.

982
00:47:44,578 --> 00:47:45,996
We love you, too, Chef!

983
00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,252
Fuck! He offer you a kitchen course?

984
00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:54,171
All right, what was it? Protein or veg?

985
00:47:56,715 --> 00:47:58,217
Protein or veg?

986
00:48:02,054 --> 00:48:04,556
God damn it. It's not fucking fair.

987
00:48:04,723 --> 00:48:06,308
Why do you get a kitchen course?

988
00:48:07,559 --> 00:48:09,561
You smoke all day.
Can't even fucking taste it.

989
00:48:22,074 --> 00:48:23,075
We're cornered. Let's focus.

990
00:48:23,242 --> 00:48:24,868
Wait, what's the play here?

991
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:25,953
What are our options?

992
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:27,913
The door is guarded...

993
00:48:28,914 --> 00:48:30,499
but it could be a play.

994
00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:32,459
Yeah.

995
00:48:32,668 --> 00:48:34,795
Has anybody seen down the hallway
if we can...

996
00:48:35,254 --> 00:48:36,505
Hey, guys. We gotta do something,

997
00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:37,965
and we can't be cowards.

998
00:48:38,131 --> 00:48:39,758
This worked in a movie I did
called <i>The Assault.</i>

999
00:48:39,925 --> 00:48:42,261
When they bring their knives and forks,
we just storm their kitchen, okay?

1000
00:48:42,427 --> 00:48:43,846
You think we have better knife skills
than them?

1001
00:48:44,012 --> 00:48:45,806
What other choice do we have?

1002
00:48:45,973 --> 00:48:47,683
- I don't fuckin' know, man.
- So what, then? We...

1003
00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:50,143
Fuck it. I'm gonna break this fucking window.

1004
00:48:50,310 --> 00:48:51,895
Yeah! Go for it! Go for it!

1005
00:49:02,030 --> 00:49:03,031
Fuck!

1006
00:49:05,117 --> 00:49:06,869
Please let me help you back to your table.

1007
00:49:07,035 --> 00:49:08,161
Fuck.

1008
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:10,914
I'm sorry, man.

1009
00:49:14,334 --> 00:49:15,878
- God.
- Fuck.

1010
00:49:16,044 --> 00:49:17,337
There's a saying.

1011
00:49:17,504 --> 00:49:20,048
"Sometimes all you need
is a good cup of tea."

1012
00:49:21,508 --> 00:49:24,595
I learned that growing up in Bratislava.

1013
00:49:24,761 --> 00:49:27,014
I've found that not only does tea
cleanse the palate...

1014
00:49:27,181 --> 00:49:32,019
but it offers a soothing balm
when facing some hard home truths.

1015
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:34,188
But before we continue...

1016
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:38,942
are there any questions about me or Hawthorn?

1017
00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:40,485
Any questions?

1018
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,073
Is this bergamot I'm getting, Chef?

1019
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:47,659
Yes, it is.

1020
00:49:47,826 --> 00:49:49,244
- Chef?
- Yes?

1021
00:49:50,037 --> 00:49:52,581
I think I speak for everybody here
when I say that...

1022
00:49:53,665 --> 00:49:55,626
I wanna know...
I mean, we wanna know...

1023
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,252
Why the fuck is this happening, man?

1024
00:49:57,419 --> 00:49:58,420
Well, I'll tell you.

1025
00:49:58,587 --> 00:50:02,424
Think of yourselves as ingredients
in a degustation concept.

1026
00:50:02,591 --> 00:50:05,219
- What?
- A tasting concept.

1027
00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:06,762
Figuratively speaking.

1028
00:50:07,721 --> 00:50:09,890
I think that is the best way to describe it.

1029
00:50:10,057 --> 00:50:13,977
But none of this should be a surprise
to most of you.

1030
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:15,145
Ms. Bloom.

1031
00:50:15,562 --> 00:50:19,733
Lillian, if I may,
my cherished early advocate...

1032
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:23,237
knows the damage she has done
to so many livelihoods.

1033
00:50:23,403 --> 00:50:25,781
No, no, no. Hang on, Chef.

1034
00:50:25,948 --> 00:50:27,491
No, no, no. No, you don't talk.

1035
00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:28,825
I'm sorry, Chef.

1036
00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:30,702
You submitted to an interview...

1037
00:50:30,869 --> 00:50:32,538
- with Lillian Bloom.
- What? What?

1038
00:50:32,704 --> 00:50:35,332
- And that interview created this restaurant.
- You enable her filth.

1039
00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:36,959
You enable her filth.

1040
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,126
You buttress.

1041
00:50:38,919 --> 00:50:40,337
You coddle.

1042
00:50:41,713 --> 00:50:42,923
More broken emulsion, madam.

1043
00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:46,343
You loved that I texted you an invitation
for this evening.

1044
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,554
Me yearning for your attendance.

1045
00:50:49,388 --> 00:50:50,848
Your ego was fed.

1046
00:50:51,014 --> 00:50:54,017
But that is to be expected.
And no, you've fed my ego as well.

1047
00:50:55,477 --> 00:50:56,770
Ten minutes, Ms. Mills.

1048
00:50:56,937 --> 00:51:00,190
Please. My husband needs
to go to the hospital.

1049
00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:02,192
I'm fine. Just let my wife go.

1050
00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,069
My loyal regulars.

1051
00:51:04,236 --> 00:51:07,739
How many times have you eaten here
in the last five years?

1052
00:51:07,906 --> 00:51:09,616
I don't know. Six or seven?

1053
00:51:09,783 --> 00:51:11,076
I think it's more than that, Dick.

1054
00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:13,745
Eleven. Eleven times.

1055
00:51:13,912 --> 00:51:17,791
Most people consider themselves blessed
if they eat here only once.

1056
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:23,714
Mr. Leibrandt, kindly name one dish you ate
the last time you were here.

1057
00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:30,971
Eleven times you take the boat out here...

1058
00:51:31,138 --> 00:51:34,183
where we introduce every dish
every single time.

1059
00:51:34,349 --> 00:51:37,436
We tell you exactly what we're feeding you.

1060
00:51:37,603 --> 00:51:40,272
Please tell me one dish you ate
the last time you were here.

1061
00:51:41,231 --> 00:51:42,482
Or the time before.

1062
00:51:43,442 --> 00:51:44,902
One. Please.

1063
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:48,906
Cod.

1064
00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:50,073
What?

1065
00:51:51,158 --> 00:51:52,284
Cod.

1066
00:51:53,118 --> 00:51:54,119
Cod.

1067
00:51:54,328 --> 00:51:57,039
It wasn't cod, you donkey.

1068
00:51:57,206 --> 00:51:58,582
It was halibut.

1069
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:01,585
Rare, fucking spotted halibut.

1070
00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:02,961
What does it matter?

1071
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:05,422
It matters to the halibut, Mrs. Leibrandt.

1072
00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:09,301
And to the artist whose work turns to shit
inside your gut.

1073
00:52:10,636 --> 00:52:12,888
I've allowed my work
to reach the price point...

1074
00:52:13,055 --> 00:52:16,683
where only the class of people in this room
can access it.

1075
00:52:16,850 --> 00:52:21,772
And I've been fooled into trying to satisfy
people who could never be satisfied.

1076
00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:24,441
Starting with her.

1077
00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:26,610
But that's our culture, isn't it?

1078
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,154
And my restaurant is part of the problem.

1079
00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:31,198
You say it's your restaurant.

1080
00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:33,617
But if we're all just bein' honest tonight...

1081
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:34,993
it's not.

1082
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,372
You're right.
Doug Verrick is my angel investor.

1083
00:52:38,539 --> 00:52:40,624
He owns this island and this restaurant.

1084
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:44,211
And since Hawthorn is my entire life...

1085
00:52:44,378 --> 00:52:46,713
I would have to say
that Doug Verrick owns me.

1086
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,049
Except now things are
a little more complicated,

1087
00:52:49,216 --> 00:52:52,219
and I own Doug Verrick.

1088
00:52:59,434 --> 00:53:00,853
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, my God.

1089
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,063
Holy shit.

1090
00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:04,690
Hey, hey. How do we stop this, man?

1091
00:53:04,857 --> 00:53:06,441
- No.
- Okay? Just please just make it stop.

1092
00:53:06,608 --> 00:53:08,610
Just fuckin' tell us how to stop this.
We'll stop it, okay?

1093
00:53:08,777 --> 00:53:10,654
- You can't stop it.
- Obviously, we have money.

1094
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,865
Just say how much, and we'll give it to you!

1095
00:53:13,031 --> 00:53:15,367
Just say a fucking number, man!

1096
00:53:15,534 --> 00:53:16,618
No.

1097
00:53:17,327 --> 00:53:18,662
I don't need your money.

1098
00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:28,964
He kept you open through COVID, you prick!

1099
00:53:29,131 --> 00:53:30,799
Yes, he did.

1100
00:53:30,966 --> 00:53:32,634
And he questioned my menu.

1101
00:53:33,427 --> 00:53:36,638
He would even request substitutions...

1102
00:53:36,805 --> 00:53:41,852
despite the fact that there are
no substitutions at Hawthorn!

1103
00:53:44,646 --> 00:53:46,607
Fallen angel, please.

1104
00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:52,029
No!

1105
00:53:52,196 --> 00:53:53,197
No, no!

1106
00:53:54,656 --> 00:53:55,866
What the hell?

1107
00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:57,784
- No.
- Listen.

1108
00:53:57,951 --> 00:53:58,994
- This is fucking...
- I said, "Listen."

1109
00:53:59,161 --> 00:54:01,371
No! Julian!

1110
00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:03,957
- This is fuckin' insane.
- I said, "Listen."

1111
00:54:04,124 --> 00:54:05,125
No...

1112
00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:08,128
Listen.

1113
00:54:08,295 --> 00:54:10,088
- No, no. This is fuckin' insane.
- No, I said, "Listen!" Just listen!

1114
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:13,884
Yeah.

1115
00:54:17,179 --> 00:54:18,514
Do you hear?

1116
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:21,141
And...

1117
00:54:22,601 --> 00:54:24,019
And...

1118
00:54:26,146 --> 00:54:28,941
...under he goes, and...

1119
00:54:29,107 --> 00:54:30,150
...quiet.

1120
00:54:31,193 --> 00:54:33,070
Do you hear it?

1121
00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:35,864
Do you hear that silence?
Listen, can you hear it?

1122
00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:39,368
That silence means...

1123
00:54:40,619 --> 00:54:41,828
I'm free.

1124
00:54:49,586 --> 00:54:51,296
Time's up, Ms. Mills.

1125
00:54:51,463 --> 00:54:54,299
Chef will speak with you now in his office.

1126
00:55:03,642 --> 00:55:04,643
Come in.

1127
00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:16,071
You've made your decision?

1128
00:55:17,030 --> 00:55:18,031
I have.

1129
00:55:18,198 --> 00:55:19,408
And what have you decided?

1130
00:55:20,576 --> 00:55:22,744
That you were right.

1131
00:55:24,329 --> 00:55:25,873
I shouldn't be here.

1132
00:55:26,039 --> 00:55:30,836
And I say this with respect, because I'm sure
that you're quite brilliant...

1133
00:55:31,003 --> 00:55:32,963
but all of this...

1134
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:35,299
is not meant for me.

1135
00:55:35,465 --> 00:55:37,426
You're not sure I'm brilliant,
so don't say it.

1136
00:55:37,593 --> 00:55:39,011
It's false.

1137
00:55:39,178 --> 00:55:40,512
Fine.

1138
00:55:40,679 --> 00:55:42,389
I'm not sure that you're brilliant.

1139
00:55:42,556 --> 00:55:43,974
I was expecting more.

1140
00:55:44,141 --> 00:55:45,517
Fuck you!

1141
00:55:45,684 --> 00:55:48,437
I guess I'm gonna have to make your decision
for you.

1142
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:53,692
You belong here with your own breed.

1143
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,528
And what breed is that?

1144
00:55:56,695 --> 00:55:58,363
With the shit shovelers.

1145
00:55:59,615 --> 00:56:00,616
You thought I couldn't tell?

1146
00:56:00,782 --> 00:56:04,661
I know a fellow service industry worker
when I see one.

1147
00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:08,540
Mr. Leibrandt. How do you know him?

1148
00:56:10,292 --> 00:56:11,418
You've been eyeing him all evening.

1149
00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:12,920
Well, I think you know.

1150
00:56:13,629 --> 00:56:15,339
No, I don't.

1151
00:56:16,757 --> 00:56:19,134
So, he paid for an experience.

1152
00:56:19,301 --> 00:56:23,138
And I can tell, as one provider
of experiences to another...

1153
00:56:23,305 --> 00:56:25,057
that you don't rattle easily.

1154
00:56:26,266 --> 00:56:27,851
So, how did he rattle you?

1155
00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:29,770
- He didn't rattle...
- Margot.

1156
00:56:32,272 --> 00:56:35,817
He told me to agree with everything he said
and continue eye contact while he jerked off.

1157
00:56:36,235 --> 00:56:37,319
Wow. Specific.

1158
00:56:37,486 --> 00:56:39,404
Not really.

1159
00:56:39,571 --> 00:56:41,114
Pretty unoriginal.

1160
00:56:42,950 --> 00:56:45,410
What rattled me...

1161
00:56:45,577 --> 00:56:48,121
is that he told me to tell him
that he was a good man,

1162
00:56:48,288 --> 00:56:49,456
and that I was his daughter,

1163
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:51,708
and that he loved me,
and I loved him and...

1164
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,627
And so, he's a romantic.

1165
00:56:55,671 --> 00:56:56,755
No, I don't need details.

1166
00:56:58,131 --> 00:56:59,967
You know, I know what a bad customer is.

1167
00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:05,097
Yeah.

1168
00:57:07,224 --> 00:57:09,434
Do you enjoy providing your services?

1169
00:57:12,312 --> 00:57:13,355
Yes.

1170
00:57:14,439 --> 00:57:16,316
Or I used to.

1171
00:57:18,277 --> 00:57:21,196
Do you enjoy providing yours?

1172
00:57:21,363 --> 00:57:22,573
I used to...

1173
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,619
but I haven't desired to cook for someone
in ages.

1174
00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:31,123
And one does miss that feeling.

1175
00:57:33,458 --> 00:57:34,751
Come with me.

1176
00:57:37,462 --> 00:57:40,048
Everyone's so down!

1177
00:57:40,549 --> 00:57:43,260
Ladies and gentlemen, for our next course...

1178
00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:46,180
let us take the evening air!

1179
00:57:46,346 --> 00:57:47,598
Come on! Outside!

1180
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,266
- Please, sir.
- Come on. Outside, everyone.

1181
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:50,851
If we can find a boat,
we can make a break for it.

1182
00:57:51,018 --> 00:57:52,686
Regulars, too. Come on.

1183
00:57:52,853 --> 00:57:54,146
Please follow Chef.

1184
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:57,774
Chef, I'd love to talk to you
very quickly, Chef.

1185
00:57:57,941 --> 00:57:59,568
- Come on!
- After you, please.

1186
00:57:59,735 --> 00:58:00,986
Guests first.

1187
00:58:02,321 --> 00:58:03,488
Richard.

1188
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,828
Follow me.

1189
00:58:09,995 --> 00:58:12,414
Into the tranquil night air.

1190
00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:21,089
Don't be frightened.

1191
00:58:21,673 --> 00:58:23,509
Nothing to be frightened of.

1192
00:58:25,385 --> 00:58:27,846
So, maybe there's a spare boat somewhere
and we can get out of here.

1193
00:58:28,013 --> 00:58:29,348
To what?

1194
00:58:29,515 --> 00:58:30,849
- What?
- Get out of here to what?

1195
00:58:31,016 --> 00:58:32,100
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

1196
00:58:32,267 --> 00:58:33,352
- We're dead.
- It's okay.

1197
00:58:33,519 --> 00:58:35,896
- No. We're gonna die tonight. Yeah.
- Yes, we are. Yeah.

1198
00:58:36,063 --> 00:58:40,400
Our next course will be presented
by sous-chef, Katherine Keller.

1199
00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,282
Good evening, everyone.

1200
00:58:49,535 --> 00:58:52,996
Three years ago,
Julian Slowik tried to fuck me.

1201
00:58:54,623 --> 00:58:56,416
I refused his advances.

1202
00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:58,377
A week later, he tried again.

1203
00:58:58,544 --> 00:59:00,754
And again, I refused.

1204
00:59:02,381 --> 00:59:03,799
But he didn't fire me.

1205
00:59:03,966 --> 00:59:05,342
No.

1206
00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:09,304
He kept me in his kitchen,
and refused to look me in the eye...

1207
00:59:10,097 --> 00:59:13,058
or speak directly to me for eight months.

1208
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,728
He can do that.

1209
00:59:16,895 --> 00:59:18,105
Because he's the star.

1210
00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,983
He's the man.

1211
00:59:22,234 --> 00:59:25,529
Our next course is called "Man's Folly."

1212
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,432
I'm sorry.

1213
00:59:59,855 --> 01:00:01,148
Fuck.

1214
01:00:02,024 --> 01:00:03,609
To our male diners...

1215
01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:05,986
we now offer you the chance to escape.

1216
01:00:06,153 --> 01:00:09,281
You'll be given a 45-second head start...

1217
01:00:09,448 --> 01:00:12,784
at which point members of my staff
will try and catch you.

1218
01:00:12,951 --> 01:00:14,244
If they do catch...

1219
01:00:14,703 --> 01:00:15,913
Okay.

1220
01:00:17,497 --> 01:00:19,666
Forty-five seconds starts now.

1221
01:00:22,169 --> 01:00:23,295
- Hold this.
- What?

1222
01:00:23,462 --> 01:00:25,047
I'm sorry. Come on. You know I'm awful.

1223
01:00:25,214 --> 01:00:26,590
You're a wonderful critic.

1224
01:00:28,217 --> 01:00:30,344
I'll send for help. First thing.

1225
01:00:40,354 --> 01:00:41,522
You, too.

1226
01:00:49,238 --> 01:00:50,531
I'll leave you to it.

1227
01:00:55,911 --> 01:00:57,246
Care to join me inside?

1228
01:00:57,412 --> 01:00:58,872
It's getting chilly.

1229
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:02,584
It's right this way.

1230
01:01:05,212 --> 01:01:06,547
Okay.

1231
01:01:06,713 --> 01:01:07,756
This way.

1232
01:01:22,604 --> 01:01:23,730
Go!

1233
01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:35,701
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1234
01:01:49,631 --> 01:01:50,841
This is fantastic.

1235
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:53,010
The tartness of the umeboshi...

1236
01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:55,345
and the waves of ferment.

1237
01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:57,723
It's rich, and yet it's clean.

1238
01:01:57,890 --> 01:01:59,057
It's delicious.

1239
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,560
Yes, well...

1240
01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:03,562
there was a time that would have meant
a lot to me, Ms. Bloom.

1241
01:02:15,657 --> 01:02:17,117
It's so good.

1242
01:02:17,284 --> 01:02:18,702
Yes, it's really good.

1243
01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:21,496
You know, it's the emoji for me.

1244
01:02:21,663 --> 01:02:22,664
Umeboshi.

1245
01:02:23,165 --> 01:02:24,166
- Umeboshi.
- Umeboshi.

1246
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:25,375
This is so good.

1247
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:28,170
- You're very talented.
- Thank you.

1248
01:02:28,337 --> 01:02:31,507
Usually don't like foam, but...

1249
01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:33,800
Don't fucking run next to me, bro!

1250
01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:34,968
No, you're running next to me!

1251
01:02:35,177 --> 01:02:36,887
It's a big fuckin' forest! Fuck off!

1252
01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,680
- Get away from me!
- Fuck off, bro!

1253
01:02:41,934 --> 01:02:43,519
Fuck.

1254
01:02:43,685 --> 01:02:44,728
Oh, my God.

1255
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,231
Yeah.

1256
01:02:54,196 --> 01:02:56,073
You know my husband.

1257
01:03:05,666 --> 01:03:07,167
Yeah.

1258
01:03:07,334 --> 01:03:08,585
I do.

1259
01:03:09,795 --> 01:03:10,921
Right.

1260
01:03:17,219 --> 01:03:19,221
You can tell us.

1261
01:03:19,388 --> 01:03:20,931
Are we all really dying tonight?

1262
01:03:22,975 --> 01:03:25,269
It doesn't work if you live.

1263
01:03:26,353 --> 01:03:27,938
- What doesn't work?
- The menu.

1264
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:29,565
Why not?

1265
01:03:29,731 --> 01:03:31,191
It needs an ending...

1266
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:34,945
That ties everything together conceptually.

1267
01:03:36,196 --> 01:03:37,781
Otherwise, it just tastes good,
and who cares.

1268
01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:39,533
I mean, really, you should have
your own place.

1269
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:42,286
Right? And I could help you with that.

1270
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:44,663
- I'm sure you could, Ms. Bloom.
- I could. I could.

1271
01:03:44,830 --> 01:03:46,331
We would just have to talk about...

1272
01:03:49,209 --> 01:03:50,460
the dying thing.

1273
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:53,422
Everyone dying was my pitch, actually.

1274
01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:56,717
I'm super proud of it.

1275
01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,847
- Anybody want any wine? Fuck it.
- Yes, please.

1276
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,141
Thank you.

1277
01:04:09,396 --> 01:04:10,606
I heard a pop.

1278
01:04:15,527 --> 01:04:16,528
Fuck!

1279
01:04:17,279 --> 01:04:18,280
Fuck!

1280
01:04:33,754 --> 01:04:35,464
A special bite for the last guest
to be caught.

1281
01:04:35,672 --> 01:04:39,051
{\an8}A little play on the Passard egg
with crème fraîche and maple.

1282
01:04:44,306 --> 01:04:45,724
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

1283
01:04:48,018 --> 01:04:51,313
Not that you guys give a single,
flying fuck...

1284
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,066
but my name is not Margot.

1285
01:04:54,233 --> 01:04:55,526
It's Erin.

1286
01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:57,528
And I'm from Brockton, Massachusetts...

1287
01:05:00,948 --> 01:05:02,199
So there's that.

1288
01:05:06,453 --> 01:05:07,454
Party's over.

1289
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:12,417
Come, gentlemen.

1290
01:05:13,627 --> 01:05:15,254
- Welcome back.
- What did you get?

1291
01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:16,463
Sir? Please.

1292
01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:18,549
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'll take that.
Thank you.

1293
01:05:18,715 --> 01:05:20,968
Ms. Bloom. Please.

1294
01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:22,970
Allow me. No, it's fine. It's fine.

1295
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:28,225
Here.

1296
01:05:28,851 --> 01:05:30,227
Oh, God.

1297
01:05:35,482 --> 01:05:36,859
How'd you do out there?

1298
01:05:37,025 --> 01:05:39,945
I did great. I killed it.

1299
01:05:40,112 --> 01:05:41,738
I'm the only one who got away.

1300
01:05:42,781 --> 01:05:45,033
I'm sorry. I'm a fuckin' failure.

1301
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,618
It's okay.

1302
01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:50,789
I've been stealing money from you.

1303
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:52,708
I know.

1304
01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:55,419
I know you know.

1305
01:05:55,586 --> 01:05:58,005
I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.

1306
01:05:59,464 --> 01:06:00,924
I know. You cc'd me on it.

1307
01:06:02,467 --> 01:06:04,136
Folks...

1308
01:06:04,303 --> 01:06:07,681
I'm afraid our menu cannot continue
as planned...

1309
01:06:07,848 --> 01:06:11,059
until we deal with an unresolved matter.

1310
01:06:11,351 --> 01:06:12,352
You.

1311
01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:16,273
Me?

1312
01:06:18,025 --> 01:06:19,151
You.

1313
01:06:21,612 --> 01:06:23,238
Tell me why you're here.

1314
01:06:26,491 --> 01:06:29,036
- You know, because I wanted to...
- Swallow first.

1315
01:06:31,914 --> 01:06:33,457
I wanted to experience your food, Chef.

1316
01:06:33,624 --> 01:06:34,833
And what were you told?

1317
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:39,004
What were you told ahead of time?

1318
01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:44,968
You told me it'd be the greatest menu
ever created.

1319
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:46,595
Right. And? And?

1320
01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:53,477
And that everyone would die.

1321
01:06:53,644 --> 01:06:54,645
"Everyone would die."

1322
01:06:55,979 --> 01:06:57,731
You had a date.

1323
01:06:57,898 --> 01:07:00,275
I seem to remember you had a date.

1324
01:07:00,442 --> 01:07:02,361
Not the young woman here tonight...

1325
01:07:03,237 --> 01:07:05,614
so what happened to her? Your date?

1326
01:07:07,241 --> 01:07:09,159
She broke up with me, Chef.

1327
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,869
So, you brought Margot.

1328
01:07:12,871 --> 01:07:14,206
Why?

1329
01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:17,543
'Cause you don't offer seatings for one.

1330
01:07:17,709 --> 01:07:20,879
So, you hired her knowing she'd die.

1331
01:07:24,091 --> 01:07:26,176
- Yes.
- You entitled piece of shit!

1332
01:07:26,927 --> 01:07:28,929
I'm gonna kill you, Tyler!

1333
01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:32,516
Calm down.

1334
01:07:37,479 --> 01:07:40,023
You can't blame her, can you?

1335
01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,025
For the eight months
I've corresponded with you...

1336
01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:45,612
I gave you, Tyler, access to our world.

1337
01:07:46,446 --> 01:07:48,657
And I swore you to secrecy.

1338
01:07:49,616 --> 01:07:51,618
Why do you think I'd do this?

1339
01:07:51,785 --> 01:07:53,579
- You wanted me here because...
- Why? Why?

1340
01:07:53,745 --> 01:07:55,706
...you said I know a lot about food.

1341
01:07:55,873 --> 01:07:57,708
That's right. You're not like the others,
are you?

1342
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,794
- I mean, you know what a Pacojet is.
- Yeah.

1343
01:08:00,961 --> 01:08:02,462
- You knew what the bergamot was.
- Yeah.

1344
01:08:02,629 --> 01:08:04,339
- I could taste it.
- Yeah, you could.

1345
01:08:04,506 --> 01:08:05,966
Yeah, I know, but you identified it.

1346
01:08:06,633 --> 01:08:08,177
- Picked it out.
- Right.

1347
01:08:08,343 --> 01:08:09,511
That impressed me.

1348
01:08:09,678 --> 01:08:10,762
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

1349
01:08:10,929 --> 01:08:12,681
I mean, you're a cook.

1350
01:08:12,848 --> 01:08:15,058
Cooks belong in the kitchen.

1351
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:16,225
Right?

1352
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:17,853
Yes, Chef!

1353
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:18,854
Yeah.

1354
01:08:19,770 --> 01:08:21,148
- Come with me.
- Really?

1355
01:08:21,315 --> 01:08:22,315
Me? Really?

1356
01:08:22,524 --> 01:08:24,109
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have something for you.

1357
01:08:25,484 --> 01:08:26,694
Okay.

1358
01:08:26,862 --> 01:08:28,947
Come here. Elsa has it.

1359
01:08:29,114 --> 01:08:30,782
It's a chef's jacket.

1360
01:08:34,118 --> 01:08:35,578
Courtesy of Hawthorn.

1361
01:08:35,746 --> 01:08:36,747
Wow.

1362
01:08:40,626 --> 01:08:42,211
- Nice.
- Thank you.

1363
01:08:42,377 --> 01:08:44,922
You look wonderful.
Doesn't he look wonderful, Margot?

1364
01:08:45,087 --> 01:08:47,132
- Doesn't he look good?
- Yes, Chef!

1365
01:08:47,299 --> 01:08:49,842
Mr. Handsome Boy.

1366
01:08:52,638 --> 01:08:54,681
I'm gonna personalize the jacket.

1367
01:08:55,806 --> 01:08:58,143
"T, Y...

1368
01:08:58,310 --> 01:09:00,145
"L, E...

1369
01:09:01,688 --> 01:09:02,773
"R."

1370
01:09:04,358 --> 01:09:05,525
Thank you.

1371
01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:07,277
Thank you.

1372
01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:09,321
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you, Chef.

1373
01:09:09,488 --> 01:09:11,864
Tyler, now cook.

1374
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:14,451
What?

1375
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:15,618
Cook.

1376
01:09:15,827 --> 01:09:18,413
- You're a cook. So, cook.
- I don't know if I can cook here.

1377
01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:20,832
- Cook. Cook.
- Now? I don't...

1378
01:09:20,998 --> 01:09:22,501
Cook! Go on, now.

1379
01:09:23,502 --> 01:09:24,877
What do you need? We have everything.

1380
01:09:25,045 --> 01:09:26,087
- Please rise to observe the demonstration.
- Don't be frightened.

1381
01:09:26,255 --> 01:09:27,506
What do you want...

1382
01:09:28,172 --> 01:09:30,842
- Please rise to observe the demonstration.
- Everyone, please come around.

1383
01:09:31,009 --> 01:09:34,846
Please. Tyler's gonna demonstrate
his culinary expertise.

1384
01:09:35,013 --> 01:09:36,681
- Please rise to observe the demonstration.
- Everyone, please.

1385
01:09:36,849 --> 01:09:38,183
Come around. Come closer.

1386
01:09:38,350 --> 01:09:39,518
What do you need?

1387
01:09:41,270 --> 01:09:43,772
- Leeks.
- Get the cook some leeks. Leeks.

1388
01:09:44,230 --> 01:09:46,108
This is your station here. What else?

1389
01:09:47,234 --> 01:09:48,527
Sh...

1390
01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:52,072
- Shit? Would you like some shit?
- No.

1391
01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:55,868
- Shallots.
- Shallots for the great foodie!

1392
01:09:56,034 --> 01:09:58,245
- The phenomenal Mr. Food himself!
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1393
01:09:58,412 --> 01:10:01,123
Everyone gather around.
We must learn from Tyler.

1394
01:10:01,999 --> 01:10:07,212
This is a new dicing method
of which we have been woefully ignorant.

1395
01:10:07,379 --> 01:10:08,505
What next?

1396
01:10:09,298 --> 01:10:10,424
Butter.

1397
01:10:10,591 --> 01:10:13,093
Butter? Butter.
Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter.

1398
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:16,096
I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine.

1399
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:18,307
Would you like a protein?

1400
01:10:18,473 --> 01:10:20,309
- Lamb.
- Lamb!

1401
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:52,341
Oh, yeah. I think it's done, Chef.

1402
01:10:52,508 --> 01:10:53,884
- You think it's done? You're sure?
- Mm-hmm.

1403
01:10:54,051 --> 01:10:56,094
Maybe you wanna jam it
into the Pacojet.

1404
01:10:56,929 --> 01:10:57,930
No.

1405
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:09,024
Wow.

1406
01:11:10,317 --> 01:11:11,944
Wow.

1407
01:11:12,110 --> 01:11:14,154
It's actually quite...

1408
01:11:14,321 --> 01:11:15,322
...bad.

1409
01:11:30,087 --> 01:11:34,925
You are why the mystery has been drained
from our art.

1410
01:11:36,468 --> 01:11:38,303
You see that now, don't you?

1411
01:11:40,013 --> 01:11:41,348
Sorry, Chef.

1412
01:11:42,266 --> 01:11:44,142
Come here, son. Come.

1413
01:11:46,353 --> 01:11:47,479
Come here.

1414
01:12:10,335 --> 01:12:11,670
Yes, Chef.

1415
01:12:25,309 --> 01:12:27,227
And now you're free, too.

1416
01:12:31,899 --> 01:12:34,401
Ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna apologize to you all.

1417
01:12:34,568 --> 01:12:37,988
What you just saw was not originally
part of tonight's menu.

1418
01:12:38,155 --> 01:12:40,073
We strive for perfection...

1419
01:12:40,991 --> 01:12:45,370
which of course does not exist,
and that is a hard truth for me to accept...

1420
01:12:45,537 --> 01:12:46,580
so please forgive me.

1421
01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:48,999
Come with me.

1422
01:12:55,506 --> 01:12:57,132
And that concludes our demonstration.

1423
01:12:57,299 --> 01:12:58,133
Please return to your seats.

1424
01:12:59,176 --> 01:13:00,469
Listen to me.

1425
01:13:01,553 --> 01:13:04,097
There's only one more savory course
left in our menu.

1426
01:13:04,264 --> 01:13:05,682
That means we must prepare for dessert.

1427
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:10,729
Dessert requires a large barrel
that is supposed to be there in the corner.

1428
01:13:11,396 --> 01:13:12,940
Do you see a barrel?

1429
01:13:14,024 --> 01:13:15,984
- No. No, I do not.
- Neither do I.

1430
01:13:16,151 --> 01:13:20,572
That is because my negligent colleague, Elsa,
forgot to assign someone to bring it.

1431
01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:25,244
So, Margot, you will fetch the barrel instead.

1432
01:13:26,078 --> 01:13:28,288
- Me?
- Yes. You remember the smokehouse?

1433
01:13:29,081 --> 01:13:30,707
Maybe... I don't...

1434
01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:35,128
- Chef, perhaps one of us should...
- Margot is now one of us, Elsa.

1435
01:13:35,295 --> 01:13:37,089
Right, Margot?

1436
01:13:37,256 --> 01:13:38,549
- Yes.
- Yes, what?

1437
01:13:39,925 --> 01:13:41,927
Yes, Chef.

1438
01:13:42,094 --> 01:13:43,679
Elsa, give her the smokehouse key.

1439
01:13:45,848 --> 01:13:47,724
Yes, Chef.

1440
01:13:53,188 --> 01:13:54,398
Go.

1441
01:13:54,565 --> 01:13:55,732
Go!

1442
01:14:36,481 --> 01:14:37,733
Excuse me.

1443
01:14:39,735 --> 01:14:41,486
I'm sorry, Chef.

1444
01:14:41,653 --> 01:14:42,821
Sir Slowik.

1445
01:14:44,364 --> 01:14:45,199
Hi.

1446
01:14:46,033 --> 01:14:47,492
What's up?

1447
01:14:49,077 --> 01:14:50,996
Well, look...

1448
01:14:51,163 --> 01:14:52,164
What I really...

1449
01:14:52,331 --> 01:14:54,374
I just wanted to say because...

1450
01:14:54,541 --> 01:14:57,127
Look, I'm not trying to sound,
like, all whatever here or anything...

1451
01:14:57,294 --> 01:15:00,547
but I just don't think it's really fair.

1452
01:15:00,714 --> 01:15:01,882
Maybe.

1453
01:15:02,049 --> 01:15:02,925
If...

1454
01:15:03,091 --> 01:15:05,511
Do you wanna know why you're being punished?

1455
01:15:09,223 --> 01:15:10,807
Sure.

1456
01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:15,229
I saw the film <i>Calling Doctor Sunshine,
</i>and I did not enjoy it.

1457
01:15:15,896 --> 01:15:16,897
Wait, sorry?

1458
01:15:17,105 --> 01:15:18,941
It was a Sunday.

1459
01:15:19,107 --> 01:15:21,193
My one day off in months.

1460
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:24,363
The most precious day.
The day where I was allowed to live.

1461
01:15:24,530 --> 01:15:28,408
And I saw the film
<i>Calling Doctor Sunshine</i> alone in the cinema.

1462
01:15:28,575 --> 01:15:31,620
But look, I didn't direct it.
I just acted in it.

1463
01:15:31,787 --> 01:15:34,873
The memory of your face in that film...

1464
01:15:35,582 --> 01:15:38,752
and seeing you again now haunts me.

1465
01:15:38,919 --> 01:15:39,920
Drives me.

1466
01:15:40,546 --> 01:15:44,591
What happens to an artist
when he loses his purpose?

1467
01:15:45,175 --> 01:15:46,760
It's pitiful.

1468
01:15:47,302 --> 01:15:48,679
No, you're right.

1469
01:15:52,516 --> 01:15:53,767
And what about her?

1470
01:15:54,643 --> 01:15:56,019
What school did you go to?

1471
01:15:56,687 --> 01:15:57,896
Brown.

1472
01:15:58,063 --> 01:15:59,147
Student loans?

1473
01:16:00,065 --> 01:16:01,149
No.

1474
01:16:01,316 --> 01:16:02,776
I'm sorry. You're dying.

1475
01:17:06,173 --> 01:17:08,008
Motherfucker.

1476
01:17:10,260 --> 01:17:11,512
Really?

1477
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:31,949
No one is allowed inside Chef's house.

1478
01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:33,617
Do you think you're special?

1479
01:17:36,703 --> 01:17:39,081
You've disobeyed this rule.

1480
01:17:44,336 --> 01:17:48,048
I take care of the customers
so that Chef can take care of the menu.

1481
01:17:53,053 --> 01:17:55,472
You've been a nuisance
since you have arrived.

1482
01:17:55,639 --> 01:17:57,432
I'm sorry.

1483
01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,269
If you don't mind me asking though...

1484
01:18:01,019 --> 01:18:02,312
why would you die for him?

1485
01:18:02,938 --> 01:18:04,815
You will not replace me.

1486
01:18:04,982 --> 01:18:06,608
Replace you?

1487
01:18:06,775 --> 01:18:08,151
Trust me, I have no...

1488
01:18:16,577 --> 01:18:18,203
No, no. No!

1489
01:18:42,186 --> 01:18:43,770
Stop!

1490
01:18:43,937 --> 01:18:44,938
Enough!

1491
01:18:45,105 --> 01:18:47,983
He didn't tell me about the barrel.

1492
01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:49,484
I didn't forget.

1493
01:18:51,862 --> 01:18:53,572
Oh, my God!

1494
01:20:42,472 --> 01:20:43,473
Oh, my God.

1495
01:20:52,107 --> 01:20:53,025
Hello?

1496
01:20:53,192 --> 01:20:58,864
<i>Happy birthday, dear Bryce</i>

1497
01:20:59,031 --> 01:21:04,661
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

1498
01:21:04,828 --> 01:21:06,330
You told them it was my birthday?

1499
01:21:06,830 --> 01:21:08,749
Seemed funny about three hours ago.

1500
01:21:08,916 --> 01:21:10,042
Thank you.

1501
01:21:17,299 --> 01:21:19,801
Well, leave it there...

1502
01:21:19,968 --> 01:21:21,261
and take your seat.

1503
01:21:26,141 --> 01:21:29,895
I want you to understand something, Margot.

1504
01:21:35,984 --> 01:21:37,986
I am a monster.

1505
01:21:38,153 --> 01:21:40,280
No, was a monster.

1506
01:21:40,822 --> 01:21:42,991
And a whore.

1507
01:21:43,158 --> 01:21:46,328
But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure.

1508
01:21:46,495 --> 01:21:47,496
Egoless.

1509
01:21:47,704 --> 01:21:51,166
And at last, the pain is almost gone.

1510
01:21:52,417 --> 01:21:54,419
Chef's hands.

1511
01:21:54,586 --> 01:21:56,880
Asbestos hands.

1512
01:21:57,297 --> 01:22:02,970
I can carry a cast-iron from a hot oven
to your table with no protection.

1513
01:22:04,763 --> 01:22:06,682
I can no longer be hurt, Margot.

1514
01:22:07,599 --> 01:22:11,061
As Dr. King said,
"We know through painful experience...

1515
01:22:11,228 --> 01:22:14,857
"that freedom is never voluntarily given
by the oppressor.

1516
01:22:15,399 --> 01:22:18,110
"It must be demanded by the oppressed."

1517
01:22:18,277 --> 01:22:19,987
Did he just quote Martin Luther King?

1518
01:22:20,153 --> 01:22:21,280
- Yep.
- Yes, he did.

1519
01:22:25,450 --> 01:22:26,535
What?

1520
01:22:29,496 --> 01:22:31,707
I see you found our radio.

1521
01:22:31,874 --> 01:22:33,792
Clear the dining room immediately!

1522
01:22:33,959 --> 01:22:34,793
It's a boat!

1523
01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:38,088
Did you call someone?

1524
01:22:40,090 --> 01:22:41,216
- It's a boat.
- It's a boat.

1525
01:22:44,511 --> 01:22:45,721
What? What are you doing?

1526
01:22:49,183 --> 01:22:50,809
- Easy! Easy, there!
- The fuck are you doing to that man?

1527
01:22:50,976 --> 01:22:51,977
Bro, easy with that!

1528
01:22:54,688 --> 01:22:56,106
Tight, tight, tight.

1529
01:22:56,732 --> 01:22:57,566
Good.

1530
01:23:01,153 --> 01:23:02,946
You'll be tempted to ask him for help.

1531
01:23:03,113 --> 01:23:04,531
- To plead, even.
- No, no, no.

1532
01:23:04,698 --> 01:23:07,034
This would be unwise. He cannot help you.

1533
01:23:07,201 --> 01:23:08,410
Ask yourselves two things.

1534
01:23:08,577 --> 01:23:12,623
One, if you really wanna be responsible
for the death of an innocent man.

1535
01:23:12,789 --> 01:23:16,335
And two, ask yourselves,
this entire evening...

1536
01:23:16,501 --> 01:23:18,879
why didn't you all try harder to fight back?

1537
01:23:19,504 --> 01:23:21,673
To get out of here?

1538
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,175
Honestly, you probably could have.

1539
01:23:24,259 --> 01:23:26,011
Something to think about.

1540
01:23:35,187 --> 01:23:37,940
Good evening, Officer. How can we help you?

1541
01:23:38,106 --> 01:23:39,816
I got a report of a disturbance.

1542
01:23:40,734 --> 01:23:41,735
Here?

1543
01:23:42,528 --> 01:23:44,196
What kind of a disturbance?

1544
01:23:45,531 --> 01:23:47,533
A violent one.

1545
01:23:48,033 --> 01:23:49,993
- Are you the owner?
- I am the executive chef.

1546
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:53,038
Ownership changed hands recently,
but that's another story.

1547
01:23:53,205 --> 01:23:55,457
Now, I don't wish to be rude,
but as you can see...

1548
01:23:55,624 --> 01:23:57,084
we're right in the middle of service.

1549
01:24:01,547 --> 01:24:04,633
Did anybody here call in a distress
over the shortwave tonight?

1550
01:24:09,471 --> 01:24:11,473
We're not in the habit of serving
our guests...

1551
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,767
shortwave radios with their meals.

1552
01:24:25,445 --> 01:24:26,446
Hey.

1553
01:24:27,281 --> 01:24:28,115
Are you...

1554
01:24:29,116 --> 01:24:31,577
Yes, yes, yes. I am.

1555
01:24:32,119 --> 01:24:34,204
Wow. I'm a big fan.

1556
01:24:34,955 --> 01:24:36,039
Thank you.

1557
01:24:36,206 --> 01:24:37,249
Would you like his autograph?

1558
01:24:41,795 --> 01:24:42,796
I don't want to bother you.

1559
01:24:42,963 --> 01:24:45,507
No, no, no. It wouldn't be a bother.

1560
01:24:45,674 --> 01:24:46,717
I just, I don't have a...

1561
01:24:47,634 --> 01:24:49,136
No, we have a pen.

1562
01:24:49,303 --> 01:24:50,304
Let's do it.

1563
01:24:51,263 --> 01:24:52,598
Yeah.

1564
01:24:52,764 --> 01:24:53,765
Thank you.

1565
01:24:55,893 --> 01:24:56,894
- What's your name?
- Dale.

1566
01:24:57,102 --> 01:24:58,562
Dale. What's up, Dale?

1567
01:24:59,021 --> 01:25:00,189
Hi.

1568
01:25:00,355 --> 01:25:01,356
You're great.

1569
01:25:02,566 --> 01:25:04,359
My wife and I, we loved that...

1570
01:25:04,943 --> 01:25:07,196
What's it called?
The one where you play the surgeon?

1571
01:25:07,362 --> 01:25:08,363
Yeah.

1572
01:25:08,530 --> 01:25:09,907
<i>Calling Doctor Sunshine.</i>

1573
01:25:10,073 --> 01:25:11,742
Yeah! Yeah, great stuff.

1574
01:25:11,909 --> 01:25:12,743
Here you go.

1575
01:25:13,327 --> 01:25:14,620
Thank you so much.

1576
01:25:16,622 --> 01:25:17,581
Okay.

1577
01:25:18,415 --> 01:25:21,710
Well, sorry again for bothering you folks.

1578
01:25:21,877 --> 01:25:23,128
I'll be leaving now.

1579
01:25:23,295 --> 01:25:24,838
For all you do, man, anytime.

1580
01:25:25,005 --> 01:25:26,798
Well, thank you for your service.

1581
01:25:37,476 --> 01:25:39,061
Hands on your head! Everyone! Now!

1582
01:25:39,228 --> 01:25:41,480
No, no. You're joking.

1583
01:25:41,647 --> 01:25:42,648
You're joking.

1584
01:25:42,856 --> 01:25:44,066
I am not joking, sir.

1585
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,693
Come on. Clearly, there's a misunderstanding.

1586
01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:47,861
Help us!

1587
01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:50,489
- Yes! Yes!
- He wants to kill us all!

1588
01:25:50,656 --> 01:25:52,658
Back to your seats! Everyone!
Back to your seat now!

1589
01:25:52,824 --> 01:25:53,825
He's fucking crazy!

1590
01:25:53,992 --> 01:25:55,369
Back in your chair now.

1591
01:25:55,536 --> 01:25:57,579
Silence! Everyone, back to where you were.

1592
01:25:57,746 --> 01:25:59,873
Sit down. Now!

1593
01:26:00,541 --> 01:26:01,458
Quiet!

1594
01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:03,085
- It's him! It's him!
- Him!

1595
01:26:03,252 --> 01:26:05,504
- Everyone!
- He wants to kill us all!

1596
01:26:05,671 --> 01:26:07,005
Do not speak!

1597
01:26:09,842 --> 01:26:10,676
You.

1598
01:26:11,593 --> 01:26:13,512
On your knees with your hands
over your head. Now.

1599
01:26:13,679 --> 01:26:14,680
Yes!

1600
01:26:15,305 --> 01:26:16,139
Thank you!

1601
01:26:17,432 --> 01:26:18,809
You are fucked!

1602
01:26:18,976 --> 01:26:20,561
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1603
01:26:21,228 --> 01:26:22,062
Oh, my God!

1604
01:26:22,271 --> 01:26:24,106
All these other fuckers
are with them too, sir. Watch out.

1605
01:26:24,273 --> 01:26:25,774
- Calm down!
- Fuck you!

1606
01:26:25,941 --> 01:26:27,109
- Stay calm.
- Fuck you!

1607
01:26:28,068 --> 01:26:30,195
Nobody move until I say so.

1608
01:26:31,154 --> 01:26:32,239
No one move!

1609
01:26:37,077 --> 01:26:38,245
- No, no!
- What are you doing?

1610
01:26:38,412 --> 01:26:39,538
Hey, hey, hey.

1611
01:26:39,705 --> 01:26:41,290
- Him, him, him!
- No!

1612
01:26:51,425 --> 01:26:52,885
Thank you, Dale. Thank you.

1613
01:27:00,058 --> 01:27:01,101
Good job.

1614
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:06,690
So, in a kitchen we all work together,
or nothing works at all.

1615
01:27:08,108 --> 01:27:09,109
We work as a team.

1616
01:27:14,072 --> 01:27:15,240
You...

1617
01:27:15,407 --> 01:27:18,035
Margot from Nebraska.

1618
01:27:21,371 --> 01:27:24,249
You've betrayed
our sacred bond of trust.

1619
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:29,504
And you've shown your craft to be careless.

1620
01:27:31,006 --> 01:27:32,591
I was wrong.

1621
01:27:32,758 --> 01:27:35,010
You're an eater. You're a taker.

1622
01:27:36,011 --> 01:27:37,513
Like all the rest.

1623
01:27:49,483 --> 01:27:51,902
Final course! Plating in five!

1624
01:27:52,069 --> 01:27:53,862
Yes, Chef!

1625
01:28:31,483 --> 01:28:32,943
I don't like your food.

1626
01:28:33,110 --> 01:28:34,111
What did you say?

1627
01:28:34,278 --> 01:28:36,822
I said I don't like your food,

1628
01:28:36,989 --> 01:28:38,323
and I would like to send it back.

1629
01:28:55,632 --> 01:28:57,759
I'm sorry to hear that.

1630
01:28:57,926 --> 01:29:00,429
What about my food is not to your liking?

1631
01:29:03,182 --> 01:29:05,017
For starters...

1632
01:29:05,184 --> 01:29:06,977
you've taken the joy out of eating.

1633
01:29:08,312 --> 01:29:11,732
Every dish you served tonight
has been some intellectual exercise...

1634
01:29:11,899 --> 01:29:14,860
rather than something you want
to sit and enjoy.

1635
01:29:16,361 --> 01:29:18,071
When I eat your food...

1636
01:29:18,238 --> 01:29:20,490
it tastes like it was made with no love.

1637
01:29:20,657 --> 01:29:23,410
Oh, this is ridiculous.
We always cook with love.

1638
01:29:23,577 --> 01:29:25,495
- Don't we?
- Yes, Chef!

1639
01:29:25,662 --> 01:29:28,498
Everyone knows love
is the most important ingredient.

1640
01:29:28,665 --> 01:29:30,083
Then you're kidding yourself.

1641
01:29:31,084 --> 01:29:34,129
Come on, Chef. I thought tonight
was a night of hard home truths.

1642
01:29:34,296 --> 01:29:36,298
This is one of them.
You cook with obsession...

1643
01:29:36,465 --> 01:29:37,841
not love.

1644
01:29:39,676 --> 01:29:41,929
Even your hot dishes are cold.

1645
01:29:42,721 --> 01:29:44,056
You're a chef.

1646
01:29:44,223 --> 01:29:46,934
Your single purpose on this Earth
is to serve people food...

1647
01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:50,062
that they might actually like,
and you have failed.

1648
01:29:50,854 --> 01:29:51,897
You've failed.

1649
01:29:52,064 --> 01:29:53,398
And you've bored me.

1650
01:29:53,565 --> 01:29:54,816
And the worst part is...

1651
01:29:54,983 --> 01:29:56,985
I'm still fucking hungry.

1652
01:29:57,903 --> 01:29:59,571
You're still hungry?

1653
01:29:59,738 --> 01:30:00,864
Yes, I am.

1654
01:30:03,659 --> 01:30:04,618
How hungry?

1655
01:30:05,285 --> 01:30:06,286
Starved.

1656
01:30:06,453 --> 01:30:07,996
Well, what are you hungry for?

1657
01:30:08,163 --> 01:30:09,456
What do you have?

1658
01:30:09,623 --> 01:30:10,916
Everything.

1659
01:30:12,251 --> 01:30:13,669
You know what I'd really like?

1660
01:30:13,835 --> 01:30:14,711
Tell me.

1661
01:30:16,088 --> 01:30:17,422
A cheeseburger.

1662
01:30:24,638 --> 01:30:26,723
Yeah, we can do a cheeseburger.

1663
01:30:26,890 --> 01:30:28,684
A real cheeseburger.

1664
01:30:28,851 --> 01:30:30,978
Not some fancy, deconstructed avant bullshit.

1665
01:30:31,144 --> 01:30:32,813
A real cheeseburger.

1666
01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:36,066
Well, I'll make you a very good,
very traditional cheeseburger.

1667
01:30:36,233 --> 01:30:37,359
I don't think you can.

1668
01:30:37,526 --> 01:30:41,947
I'll make you feel as if you're eating
the first cheeseburger you ever ate.

1669
01:30:42,114 --> 01:30:44,741
The cheap one your parents
could barely afford.

1670
01:30:45,284 --> 01:30:47,202
- Show me.
- How do you like it?

1671
01:30:47,369 --> 01:30:49,037
Medium. American cheese.

1672
01:30:49,204 --> 01:30:51,373
American cheese is the best cheese
for a cheeseburger...

1673
01:30:51,540 --> 01:30:53,083
because it melts without splitting.

1674
01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:54,376
How much will that set me back?

1675
01:30:54,543 --> 01:30:55,752
$9.95.

1676
01:30:58,213 --> 01:30:59,256
That come with fries?

1677
01:31:00,048 --> 01:31:01,175
- Niels.
- Yes, Chef?

1678
01:31:01,341 --> 01:31:03,427
- Is the fryer still on?
- Yes, Chef.

1679
01:31:04,428 --> 01:31:06,972
Crinkle-cut or julienne?

1680
01:33:01,420 --> 01:33:02,629
Now that...

1681
01:33:05,591 --> 01:33:07,134
...is a cheeseburger.

1682
01:33:07,301 --> 01:33:08,969
Yeah.

1683
01:33:09,136 --> 01:33:11,221
That is a cheeseburger.

1684
01:33:14,516 --> 01:33:18,187
Unfortunately, I think my eyes were
a little bigger than my stomach.

1685
01:33:21,273 --> 01:33:22,858
Well, I understand.

1686
01:33:25,068 --> 01:33:26,737
Can I get the rest to go?

1687
01:33:35,996 --> 01:33:37,706
One moment, please.

1688
01:33:54,723 --> 01:33:56,016
One cheeseburger to go.

1689
01:33:58,227 --> 01:33:59,603
And a gift bag.

1690
01:34:03,815 --> 01:34:06,109
Thank you for dining at Hawthorn.

1691
01:34:07,694 --> 01:34:08,862
Thank you...

1692
01:34:15,702 --> 01:34:18,205
For everything.

1693
01:35:10,924 --> 01:35:15,304
Before our final course,
there is the matter of the bill.

1694
01:35:15,470 --> 01:35:19,349
We're on a no-tip system,
so gratuity is included.

1695
01:35:19,516 --> 01:35:21,685
And please enjoy your gift bags.

1696
01:35:22,895 --> 01:35:24,229
Some goodies in there.

1697
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:28,275
A booklet of our local suppliers...

1698
01:35:28,442 --> 01:35:30,527
some house-made granola...

1699
01:35:31,653 --> 01:35:33,488
one of Doug Verrick's fingers...

1700
01:35:33,655 --> 01:35:36,450
and a copy of tonight's menu.

1701
01:35:40,746 --> 01:35:41,747
No, no.

1702
01:35:42,706 --> 01:35:43,999
It's on the magazine.

1703
01:35:54,176 --> 01:35:56,512
I told you you weren't leaving.

1704
01:36:03,185 --> 01:36:05,103
So, once again...

1705
01:36:05,270 --> 01:36:07,606
thank you for dining with us tonight.

1706
01:36:09,316 --> 01:36:12,110
You represent the ruin of my art...

1707
01:36:13,445 --> 01:36:15,447
and my life...

1708
01:36:15,614 --> 01:36:17,991
and now you get to be a part of it.

1709
01:36:19,368 --> 01:36:23,580
A part of what I hope is my masterpiece.

1710
01:37:15,507 --> 01:37:21,513
And now, our final dessert course
is a playful twist on a comfort food classic.

1711
01:37:23,140 --> 01:37:24,975
The s'more.

1712
01:37:26,226 --> 01:37:30,439
The most offensive assault
on the human palate ever contrived.

1713
01:37:30,606 --> 01:37:33,275
Unethically sourced chocolate
and gelatinized sugar water...

1714
01:37:33,442 --> 01:37:36,570
imprisoned by industrial-grade
graham cracker.

1715
01:37:36,737 --> 01:37:41,116
It's everything wrong with us,
and yet we associate it with innocence.

1716
01:37:41,283 --> 01:37:42,367
With childhood.

1717
01:37:42,534 --> 01:37:43,911
<i>Mom and Dad.</i>

1718
01:37:45,245 --> 01:37:50,417
But what transforms this fucking monstrosity
is fire.

1719
01:37:51,001 --> 01:37:52,085
Oh, God.

1720
01:37:55,130 --> 01:37:57,090
The purifying flame.

1721
01:37:57,299 --> 01:38:00,177
It nourishes us, warms us...

1722
01:38:01,053 --> 01:38:04,139
re-invents us, forges...

1723
01:38:04,306 --> 01:38:05,599
and destroys us.

1724
01:38:06,558 --> 01:38:08,894
We must embrace the flame.

1725
01:38:12,439 --> 01:38:14,691
Jesus fucking Christ! Please.

1726
01:38:24,076 --> 01:38:26,537
We must be cleansed.

1727
01:38:27,579 --> 01:38:28,997
Made clean.

1728
01:38:30,249 --> 01:38:32,209
Like martyrs...

1729
01:38:33,335 --> 01:38:35,170
or heretics.

1730
01:38:35,337 --> 01:38:37,756
We can be subsumed...

1731
01:38:38,340 --> 01:38:41,009
and made anew.

1732
01:38:41,426 --> 01:38:42,803
Thank you.

1733
01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:55,566
I love you all!

1734
01:38:56,066 --> 01:38:57,651
We love you, Chef!