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Babe.

2
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Please don't smoke.
It'll kill your palate.

3
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Then my palate will die happy.

4
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Hey.

5
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Margot, tonight is huge, okay?

6
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The flavor profiles,
it's all super delicate.

7
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When you smoke, you ruin your ability
to be able to appreciate them.

8
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Oh, come on!

9
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Please. Please.

10
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Fine. Jesus.

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-Thank you.

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Oh! Thank God.

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Is that gonna fit everyone?

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Yeah, easily.
Twelve customers total.

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A night?

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How do they turn a profit?

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$1,250 a head. That's how.

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You're fucking kidding, right?

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What, are we eating a Rolex?

20
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Come on, let's not ruin this
by talking price, yeah?

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Just go with the flow.

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Let it be magical.

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-Hey, it's your dime.
-Mmm.

24
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-Not bad!
-Oh, thanks, man.

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You deserve this, baby.

26
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You know who's gonna love this? Betty!

27
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It's just a "fuck you" to Accounts.

28
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It's not even a client dinner.

29
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Fuck. We're dicks, huh?

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Great. A power tasting.

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They'll be wasted by the amuse.

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-Hi, guys.
-By boat.

33
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How did you think we were
gonna get on the...

34
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Look at you on a gangplank in heels.

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Fuck.

36
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Holy fucking shit.

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Lillian Bloom. Oh, my God.

38
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-Who's Lillian Bloom?

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Food critic for <i>Saveur.</i>

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She basically discovered Slowik.

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Okay, well, it's official.

42
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Tonight will be madness.

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All aboard for Hawthorn!

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Hawthorn! All aboard!

45
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Wow.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>please make yourselves comfortable
for our short journey to Hawthorn Island.</i>

48
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<i>-Thank you.
</i>-GEORGE: Ahoy!

49
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And avast, me hearties!

50
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Let's hope she's seaworthy, eh?

51
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Yes, sir. Yeah.

52
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Boat... Boat jokes.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Boat, yeah.

54
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-We're on a boat.
-Yeah. We're on a boat.

55
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Hey, we got
a famous person on board, huh?

56
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FP in the house.

57
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Barely F anymore,
though. It's not 1998.

58
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He's a P, and he's F.

59
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Oh, my God. Check it out.

60
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Hey, aren't you supposed
to be running interference for me?

61
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Make sure people don't bother me, then?

62
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God, we both know you were not bothered.

63
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I saw all his movies
when I was a kid.

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Hey, listen.

65
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Apparently, he's a big foodie.
You know, thinks he is.

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Chef Slowik
would like to welcome you

67
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with a raw local oyster
in a mignonette emulsion,

68
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with lemon caviar
and an oyster leaf. Enjoy.

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-Beautiful. Thank you.
-Thank you.

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It's one of his classics. Mmm-mmm.

71
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The lemon pearls are made with alginate.

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-Alginate, as in, um...

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As in algae. Come on.

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Right, yeah.

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-Pond scum.
-It's not...

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Delicious.

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Oh, my God.

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It's laughable.

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It's actually fucking laughably good.

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-It's good.
-Mmm.

81
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Think I prefer just the oyster, though.
Love oysters.

82
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No. No. It's the balance of the products.

83
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You need the mouthfeel of the mignonette.

84
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Please don't say "mouthfeel."

85
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-Too late. Mouthfeel.

86
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-Hi.

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Thank you.

88
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Jesus, this is like prom.

89
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Yeah? I never went to prom.

90
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-Really? Why not?

91
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'Cause none of the cool girls
like you said, "Yes."

92
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Aw, poor baby.

93
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-Well, fuck those bitches.

94
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-Bryce.
-Welcome.

95
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Welcome, Mr. Lorimer.

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-Hello. Felicity Lynn.
-Hello. Good evening.

97
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-And Damien Garcia.
-And Mr. George Diaz.

98
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-Mr. Diaz. Welcome.
-You gave my real name?

99
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Of course I gave them your real name.

100
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-What about the paparazzi?
-It's a pleasure to have you.

101
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Paparazzi? We're on an island.

102
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Of course I gave them your real name.

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Welcome to Hawthorn.

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Mr. Ledford and Miss Westervelt?

105
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Oh, no. Um...

106
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Sorry, yeah, no. That was, uh...

107
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That's not Miss...
She had a change of plans,

108
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so Miss Westervelt couldn't...
This is Miss...

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I'm Margot.

110
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-Hi. Nice to meet you.

111
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Margot. Welcome.

112
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We'll endeavor to make your evening
as pleasant as possible.

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-Thanks.
-Right this way.

114
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Thanks.

115
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

116
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That was really awkward.
I'm sorry. That was not...

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-No, no. Fine.

118
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Don't worry about it.

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Sorry.

120
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Mr. Leibrandt.
Mrs. Leibrandt. Welcome.

121
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We'll just go straight
to the restaurant, if you don't mind.

122
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We've seen the tour
many, many times.

123
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Yes, yes, you have.

124
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My esteemed guests
can continue their conversation this way.

125
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Thank you. Please follow me.

126
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So, like, what are you working on now?

127
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Oh, hey, thanks for asking.
See, people still know me.

128
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I'm moving into
the presenter phase of my career.

129
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You know? Do me.

130
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Hawthorn Island
comprises 12 acres of forest and pasture.

131
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We have the bounty
of the sea surrounding us.

132
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Oh, yeah, right.

133
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Out there, right now,
we are harvesting scallops.

134
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You'll eat them tonight.

135
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-No, get out. Oh, shoot!
-Yes.

136
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Hey!

137
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Hey, harvest harder, me dude!

138
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We're starving!

139
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Oh, my goodness.

140
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I do like the sense of it
being a sort of biome of culinary ideas.

141
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Right. Like, it functions like
an epicurean salon.

142
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No, I like biome better I think.

143
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Biome's better. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's... Yeah.

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We have reached
the base camp of Mount Bullshit.

145
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This is insane.

146
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Smell that.

147
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Mmm.

148
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We're gonna be hungry.

149
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Yeah, I'm a huge
embarrassing foodie.

150
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I love this stuff.

151
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And I'm close, personal
friends with the chef.

152
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Okay, player.

153
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Our smokehouse
is in the Nordic tradition.

154
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We use the meat of dairy cows only,

155
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which we age for an astonishing 152 days
to relax the protein strands.

156
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-Ah, yes. Yes.
-Can we pop in here?

157
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-Dude, I read about one of these online.
-Oh, yeah? Can I check it out?

158
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-Korean barbeque.
-Yes.

159
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But please, do not touch our proteins.
They're immature.

160
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So, what happens if
you serve it on the 153rd day?

161
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Does all hell break loose, or...

162
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Well, I suppose the bacteria
would introduce itself

163
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to the consumer's bloodstream
and spread into their spinal membranes,

164
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after which point, he or she
would become incapacitated

165
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and shortly thereafter expire.

166
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So, yes, all hell would break loose.

167
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Good thing we're pros, yes?

168
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I'd like to work for her.

169
00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,731
-Yeah.
-Cool.

170
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This is where we live.

171
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,071
Yeah? What, you actually live here?
All of you?

172
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,698
All of us.

173
00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:10,949
Except Chef.

174
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-Yeah, well...
-Oof.

175
00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,953
<i>Esprit de corps.</i> No?

176
00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,956
No, Mr. Feldman.
It's very much more than that.

177
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Here we are family.

178
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Each day starts at 6:00,
with five hours of prep work.

179
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We harvest. We ferment.

180
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We slaughter. We marinate.

181
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We liquify. We spherify.

182
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We gel.

183
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-They, um... They "gel?"
-Yeah.

184
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We gel.

185
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Dinner is typically
four hours and 25 minutes.

186
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Each day ends at well past
2:00 in the morning.

187
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So yes, it's best that we all live here.

188
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You guys ever get burned out, or...

189
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-"Burned out?"
-Yeah, sorry, sorry.

190
00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,446
Like, tired of doing the same thing?

191
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,490
Chef holds himself
to the highest standard, and so do we.

192
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We never burn anything unless by design,
to make delicious.

193
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Now, who's hungry?

194
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,709
There is food
at the end of this, right?

195
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,419
Boat food to dinner table.

196
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,795
Elsa.

197
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,921
Excuse me.

198
00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,757
Elsa. Elsa, hi.

199
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,841
Uh, who lives there?

200
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,426
Chef.

201
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,761
Oh, can we see that?

202
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,057
Even we are not allowed
inside Chef's cottage, Mr. Ledford.

203
00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,937
Come on.

204
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,149
We mustn't disturb
the Lord High Emperor of Sustenance.

205
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,275
Yeah, all right.

206
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,819
Isn't the GOAT the greatest of
all time, though?

207
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,321
No, no, no. Back in the day...

208
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,490
You think he'd pick that big guy?

209
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,039
So, I think that maybe
we'll just time the post.

210
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,874
Oh, yeah? Bring you to the best spots?

211
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,334
Yes, well,
I book the best spots.

212
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,543
-So you tell me.
-With my name.

213
00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:46,669
Well, I...

214
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,881
Hi, again.

215
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,132
Gentlemen, parfait?

216
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,426
Oh! Look at that view.

217
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,512
Wanna take a picture?

218
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,197
Where we going, chief?

219
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,491
Here. Switch seats with me.

220
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,077
-Miss...
-Mills.

221
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,413
Ms. Mills. You will be sitting
in Miss Westervelt's seat.

222
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,541
Just...
You should have the better view.

223
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,751
Well, I don't...

224
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,253
I don't need a better view.

225
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,337
No,
I'm gonna look at the kitchen.

226
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,756
-Thank you!
-The rosé, we'll get first.

227
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,841
Enjoy.

228
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,228
Feel free to observe
the cooks as they innovate.

229
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:51,234
But please, do not photograph our dishes.

230
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,279
Chef strongly feels that
the beauty in his creations

231
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,197
lies in their ephemeral nature.

232
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,699
Here, come on. We can't miss this.

233
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,910
Oh. Um...

234
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,415
Do you make that with a Pacojet?

235
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,084
-Exactly right, sir.
-Mmm.

236
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,797
You know, a Pacojet can produce
a powderized, uh, snow-like texture.

237
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,174
-Cool.
-Yeah. I have one.

238
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,176
You really know your stuff, Mr. Ledford.

239
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,679
You know my name?

240
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,723
Oh, we like to know
everyone who dines with us.

241
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,268
And Chef, is he around here somewhere?
I'd love to talk with him.

242
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,853
Why don't you take your seat?

243
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,522
We're about to serve.

244
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,150
Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Thank you.

245
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,485
-Wow.
-More Lambrusco, madam?

246
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,905
Well, the attention
to detail, it's like, fuck!

247
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,072
And he knew my name, babe!

248
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,616
Yeah. I noticed you didn't ask his name.

249
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,700
Yeah, well, you know.

250
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,496
There he is.

251
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,761
Fuck me. Is he looking at me?

252
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,036
-Bland? You call that bland?
-Well, it is bland.

253
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,329
You like the winter, don't you?

254
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,622
-I don't actually...
-Fucking freak.

255
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,999
Here we have a compressed
and pickled cucumber melon,

256
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,918
milk snow, and charred lace.

257
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,044
-Thanks.
-Enjoy.

258
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:38,049
Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow.

259
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,718
It's officially a plague,
and no one is immune.

260
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,350
Can you taste a little goat?

261
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,435
Right at the end. A little kid.

262
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,561
She said milk.

263
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,230
I wonder.

264
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,273
-She did not say of what species.
-She did not.

265
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,608
I want to hear
your pitch for the show,

266
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,069
but first I would like to say "thank you"

267
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,071
-for the last two years.

268
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,073
This opportunity has been, uh...

269
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,324
The best of your life?

270
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,909
Let's have to many, many, many more.

271
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,328
Come on. I'm trying to do a goodbye toast.
Can you please just let me do that?

272
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,955
-No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
-Yes, it is.

273
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,873
-I'm starting a new position.
-Oh, my God!

274
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,750
My mom got me a job at Sony.

275
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,127
I told you this two weeks ago.

276
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,045
Here's my, uh, work phone.

277
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,047
Here's the production
company's credit card.

278
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,465
What are you doin'? Non-transferrable.

279
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,801
And here is the key to your house in LA...

280
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,886
-I don't have pockets.
-...your apartment in New York

281
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,055
and your other apartment in New York
that your wife doesn't know about.

282
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,223
How's Amanda?

283
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,307
Take it because
I won't be there on Monday.

284
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,143
We're doing this?

285
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,269
The "talking about our lives" thing?

286
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,271
-Is that it? We're close?
-Hey, I don't want to either.

287
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,273
-But shouldn't we?
-Well, do we have to?

288
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,609
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?

289
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,778
Me and Amanda are not good. It's not good.

290
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,113
Are you at fault?

291
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,823
No, it was her fault.
She made me text her coworker.

292
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,950
Yeah, fucking of course
it's my fault, bro.

293
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,243
I'm an asshole.

294
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,578
Well, at least we have work.

295
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,621
-And money.
-To work and money.

296
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,040
-Yeah, baby.
-Yeah, baby.

297
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,291
We're pathetic, aren't we?

298
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,917
Oh, my God, dude.
Somebody, shoot us.

299
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,840
No, I'm not gonna have...

300
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,425
Jesus Christ. I want to live
inside this thing.

301
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,596
Mmm. So it's okay
that I'm not as into this as you are?

302
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,722
Oh, no, no. It's good.

303
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,390
I'm sitting with the coolest girl here.

304
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,559
Okay, so what is it with this food thing?

305
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,896
I don't know. It's like,
you know how people idolize,

306
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,522
you know, athletes, and musicians,

307
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,399
-and painters, and stuff?
-Mmm-hmm.

308
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,693
Yeah, those people are idiots.
What they do, it doesn't matter.

309
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,362
They play with inflatable balls
and ukuleles and shit.

310
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,655
Chefs,

311
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,991
they play with the raw materials
of life itself.

312
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,743
And death itself. It's...

313
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,955
I mean, I've watched every fucking episode
of <i>Chef's Table</i> two or three times.

314
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,791
I've watched Slowik's 20 times.

315
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,961
I've watched him explain the exact moment
a green strawberry is perfectly unripe.

316
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,922
I've watched him plate a raw scallop

317
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,424
during its last
dying contraction of muscle.

318
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,343
It's art on the edge of the abyss,

319
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,428
which is where God works, too.
It's the same.

320
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,263
That was beautifully put, Tyler.

321
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,224
-Stop. Don't. No.
-No! I'm being serious.

322
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,644
I think I'm, um, starting to get it.

323
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,437
-Really?
-Yeah. A little.

324
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,126
Okay.

325
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,252
Yes, Chef.

326
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,945
Good evening.

327
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,488
Good evening.

328
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,073
-Good evening. Hello.
-Hello.

329
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,492
Welcome to Hawthorn.

330
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,536
I am Julian Slowik,

331
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,080
and tonight it'll be
our pleasure to feed you.

332
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,415
The curtain rises.

333
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,836
Over the next few hours
you will ingest fat,

334
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,882
salt, sugar, protein,

335
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,885
bacteria, fungi,

336
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,512
various plants and animals,

337
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,724
and, at times, entire ecosystems.

338
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,644
But I have to beg of you one thing.

339
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,729
It's just one.

340
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,481
Do not eat.

341
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,609
Is he serious?

342
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,235
Taste.

343
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,238
Savor.

344
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,323
Relish.

345
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,076
Consider every morsel
that you place inside your mouth.

346
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,246
Be mindful.

347
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,624
But do not eat.

348
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,128
Our menu is too precious
for that.

349
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,338
And look around you.

350
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,216
Here we are on this island.

351
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,384
Accept.

352
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,137
Accept all of it.

353
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,265
And forgive.

354
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,518
And on that note,

355
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,395
food!

356
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,940
Yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it.

357
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,525
Here they come.

358
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,321
Oh, wow.
It's like a marching band.

359
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,953
Our first course
is called "The Island."

360
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,372
On your plate are plants
from around the island,

361
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,540
placed on rocks from the shore,

362
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252
covered in barely frozen,
filtered seawater

363
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,796
which will flavor the dish as it melts.

364
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,965
You know, this is what the guy
was fishing for earlier...

365
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,049
Sorry?

366
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,468
Um...

367
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,262
Sorry, Chef.

368
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,724
It's perfectly all right.
Yes, they are those very same scallops.

369
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,186
Now, here is what you must
remember about this dish.

370
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,190
We, the people on this island,
are not important.

371
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:51,821
The island and the nutrients it provides
exist in their most perfect state

372
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:56,909
without us gathering them
or manipulating them, or digesting them.

373
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,871
What happens inside this room
is meaningless

374
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,999
compared to what happens
outside in nature,

375
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,585
in the soil, in the water,

376
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,254
in the air.

377
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,967
We are but a frightened nanosecond.

378
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,971
Nature is timeless.

379
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,391
Enjoy.

380
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,894
That's a cheery thought.

381
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,649
Are you crying?

382
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,737
It's just that I find it all very moving.

383
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,238
It's all so beautiful. I just...

384
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,240
It's almost too beautiful to eat.

385
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,160
-You know,

386
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
the nicest restaurant
in my hometown was...

387
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,747
You don't think Chef's mad at me, right?

388
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,915
For the scallop thing?

389
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,001
You don't have to call him "Chef," Tyler.

390
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,420
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know
about your existence.

391
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,880
I kind of want him to...

392
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,966
-Like you?
-Yeah. Kinda.

393
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,343
Tyler, you're the customer.

394
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,303
You're paying him to serve you.

395
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,306
It doesn't really matter
whether he likes you or not.

396
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,724
Right. Wait. What does that mean?

397
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,933
Mmm. Nothing.

398
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,853
Relax. Just eat your rock.

399
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,564
And to pair, from our friends
at Caroline Morey,

400
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,232
a Chassagne-Montrachet

401
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,902
premier cru from 2014.

402
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,154
Not just a single vineyard.

403
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,198
A single row of vines.

404
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,949
-Wow. Perfect.
-It's magical.

405
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,994
Thoughts?
I'm really feeling this is quite...

406
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,246
It's half-great. It's there in moments.

407
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,331
There in moments.

408
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,249
There's a neediness
to the plating, you know.

409
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,751
I mean, it's been tweezered to fuck.

410
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,128
But the flavors are there.
It's very clean.

411
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,339
It's very, um, thalassic.

412
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,258
-"Thalassic?"
-Oceanic.

413
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,177
Thalassa was the primeval
spirit of the sea.

414
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,387
Oh, Thalassa and Pontus.

415
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,263
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Correct. So, we are...

416
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,558
We're eating the ocean.

417
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,852
We're eating the ocean.

418
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,312
-Yeah.
-Yes.

419
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,192
-How is it?
-Mmm.

420
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,194
It's good.

421
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,321
You can't just say "good"
for the show. You have to...

422
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,614
You have to embellish.

423
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,534
Oh, my God. For crying out loud.
It's not brain surgery, okay?

424
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,828
-It's a goddamn travel-food show.
-I know. Okay, so then, do it.

425
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,414
Yeah, yeah. So pitch it to me.

426
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,416
-Okay, so we go to Italy, right?
-Mmm-hmm.

427
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:13,212
We shoot me in capri pants
on a pastel green Vespa,

428
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,590
driving around to get
to some Giuseppe's farm with cheese.

429
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,051
I eat the cheese, and then...

430
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,344
There's a close-up of me.

431
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:24,223
And I close my eyes, and I fake an orgasm,
and then off to South Africa,

432
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,018
and then, I maybe...
I talk about how racism is not so cool,

433
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,979
and bingo bongo, Emmy time.

434
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,230
-That's it?
-Okay? Can I eat now?

435
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,524
That's what you're gonna pitch
to three streaming services on Monday?

436
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,608
Yeah. Pretty much. That's that.

437
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,652
Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ.
That's a disaster.

438
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,946
I don't think you can go
to South Africa with a DUI.

439
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,740
-You like this?
-The otter food?

440
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:42,992
Yeah. It's solid.

441
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,452
I mean,
I've had shellfish just as good

442
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,121
with my chef at home, Ricardo.
You know Ricardo. He's amazing.

443
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,581
-Incredible.
-Whatever.

444
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,291
At least we can say
we've been here, right?

445
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,710
My dad used to say
that you buy the experience.

446
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:57,173
I mean, this looks like
a suburban landscaping.

447
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,632
What the fuck?

448
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,221
I saw Perry at DeLaurenti's the other day.

449
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,644
Oh?

450
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:13,856
How is he?

451
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,942
You know...

452
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,486
Perry.

453
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,574
Thank you.

454
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,496
I want plating in five!

455
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,788
Yes, Chef!

456
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,012
Is he gonna keep doing that?

457
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:50,684
Bread has existed in some form
for over 12,000 years,

458
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,020
especially amongst the poor.

459
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,272
Flour and water.

460
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:56,982
What could be simpler?

461
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:02,571
Even today, grain represents
65% of all agriculture.

462
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,824
Fruits and vegetables only 6%.

463
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:12,373
Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale,
measly bread in wine for breakfast.

464
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,709
And how did Jesus teach us to pray

465
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,420
-if not to beg for our daily bread?
-Beg for our daily bread.

466
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,967
It is, and has always been,
the food of the common man.

467
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,137
But you, my dear guests,
are not the common man.

468
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,222
And so tonight...

469
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,766
...you get no bread.

470
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,694
-He must be joking.
-He's joking.

471
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,073
-This is next-level.
-How are you not gonna...

472
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,157
Wow, he's not kidding.

473
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,827
Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant
known for their bread. That's sweet.

474
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:50,953
-What?
-Thank you.

475
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,747
It's not a fake-out, is it?

476
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,583
-What?
-No.

477
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,710
It's gotta be a bit.

478
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,046
Are you fuckin' serious?

479
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,631
In this spirit,

480
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,552
please enjoy
the unaccompanied accompaniments.

481
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,013
"The bread
you will not be eating tonight

482
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,807
"was made from a heritage wheat
called red fife,

483
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:15,686
"crafted with our partners
at the Tehachapi Grain Project

484
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,521
"devoted to preserving heirloom grains."

485
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,481
-This is insane.
-Mmm!

486
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,402
I gotta say that the shit around
the total absence of the bread

487
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,446
is, like, really good.

488
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,073
I mean, it's a little outrageous,
isn't it?

489
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,951
It's fiendish, really.

490
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,122
I mean, he's always been keenly aware
of food as a history of class...

491
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,707
I mean, as have I.

492
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,791
Sure.

493
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:44,423
Though I will say that this emulsion
does look slightly split.

494
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,008
Yeah.

495
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,470
I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything.
I noticed as soon as it came down.

496
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,430
It's broken. It's broken.

497
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,391
Yeah, which is really...
I mean, you really...

498
00:23:56,477 --> 00:24:00,064
You really shouldn't see that in
a restaurant of this quality. There it is.

499
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,482
-Well, there it is.
-Yeah.

500
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,860
Oh, my God. I mean,
it's next-level badassery.

501
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,154
The way he weaves in
historical allegories.

502
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,240
I mean, the game is trying to guess
what the overarching theme

503
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,575
of the entire meal is gonna be.

504
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,910
You won't know until the end.

505
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,204
Wait. You... You like this?

506
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,413
Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

507
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,082
He's basically insulting you.

508
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,501
No, no, no. You don't get it.

509
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,627
It's a concept.

510
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,504
I know what a concept is, Tyler.

511
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,963
Trust me. He's telling a story.

512
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,507
That's what makes his food so exciting.

513
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,134
He's not just a chef. He's a storyteller.

514
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:30,636
And he doesn't give a fuck
about the rules.

515
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,805
Call me the girl next door,
but maybe there are some rules

516
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,307
that you should give a fuck about,
like, I don't know,

517
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,142
giving food to people at a restaurant.

518
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:42,064
Dearest, no one would ever
call you the girl next door.

519
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,524
I make my own bread.

520
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,192
-You do? I didn't know that.
-Yeah.

521
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,194
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's very rustic.

522
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,405
It's peasant style. Yeasty.

523
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,240
What kind of yeast are you using?

524
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,909
Oh, I make my own from apples.

525
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,370
Well, of course you make
your own yeast from apples.

526
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,081
-You wicked thing.

527
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,125
-Ms. Bloom?
-Mmm?

528
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,293
Here is another broken emulsion.

529
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,088
Courtesy of Chef Slowik.

530
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:12,803
-Hello.
-Excuse me.

531
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,471
Is everything to your liking, sir?

532
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,433
Well, actually, no. Thanks for asking.

533
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,518
Uh, I mean, look, the food's great

534
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,478
and we totally
get all the conceptual stuff.

535
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,397
But could we please get a little bread?

536
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,482
You know, and some gluten-free
for my friend as well?

537
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:26,650
-No.

538
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,485
"No?"

539
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,195
No.

540
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,947
Okay.

541
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,033
This is all very clever,
and I didn't want to pull this card,

542
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,036
but you know who we are, right?

543
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,872
Yes.

544
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,124
You do? You know who we are?

545
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,459
I know who you are.

546
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,587
Mmm-hmm. Then you know
we work with Doug Verrick, right?

547
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,672
No, you work for Mr. Verrick.

548
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,424
-Exactly.
-Oh, fuck it.

549
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,260
And so you know,
we all play on the same team.

550
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,054
So, just slip us a little bread.

551
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,265
-Please.
-We won't tell a soul, lady.

552
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,267
-I promise, okay?
-No.

553
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,228
-Did you say, "No?"

554
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,189
I said, "No." Yes.

555
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,356
-Okay.
-Okay.

556
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,691
-Wow.
-Okay.

557
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,777
That will be all, though. Thanks.

558
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,196
May I?

559
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,364
You don't have to do... Okay.

560
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,078
You will eat
less than you desire

561
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,747
and more than you deserve.

562
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,834
It's a pleasure to serve you.

563
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,338
Well, I remain in ketosis,
so that's good news.

564
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,549
Without the bread,
it really focuses you.

565
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,093
It's so fucking good. Embalm me in this.

566
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,014
-Are you not gonna try it?
-No.

567
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,349
-No?
-No.

568
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,433
This is great stuff.

569
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,602
-I'll take it and eat it.
-Yeah, go for it.

570
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,231
That was a total accident.

571
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:48,941
It happens to the best of us.

572
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:52,736
I'm...

573
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,863
I'm sorry. That was...

574
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,156
No, I'm so sorry.

575
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:00,911
You haven't touched your food.

576
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,205
There...

577
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,665
There is no food.

578
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,917
Well, no. This is food.

579
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,296
So, um, lots more food to come.

580
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,131
-Don't wanna fill up.
-That would not be possible.

581
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,968
I've precisely designed
the portions to account for that.

582
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,136
So, you won't fill up.

583
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:19,721
Please eat.

584
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,391
The menu only makes sense if you eat.

585
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,767
But you told us not to eat.

586
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,979
That is not what I meant, madam.
And you know it.

587
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,066
Well, thank you for your concern,

588
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,361
but I am perfectly capable
of deciding when I eat and what.

589
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,200
Thank you.

590
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,328
Christ, that was humiliating.

591
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,788
-"Humiliating?"
-Yeah.

592
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,498
Tyler, the guy is a prick.

593
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,624
Please don't.

594
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,377
You shouldn't be so fucking rude.

595
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,921
-What?
-He asked you to eat.

596
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,381
-I don't like it.
-Just try it.

597
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,465
Please.

598
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,685
Plating in three, my friends!

599
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,811
Yes, Chef!

600
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,834
That's a 2013
Pinot Noir from Ross Cobb.

601
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,295
We hyper-decanted it
with an immersion blender

602
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,172
to awaken it from its slumber.

603
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,426
Slavonian oak, rich cherry
and tobacco notes,

604
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:43,388
and a faint sense of longing and regret.

605
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,224
-Yes. Enjoy.
-Longing and regret.

606
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,935
My favorite.

607
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,274
She's staring again.

608
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,525
Where do we know her from?

609
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:56,735
We don't.

610
00:28:56,818 --> 00:29:00,155
Well, she really does look like Claire.

611
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,074
Why do you keep saying that? She doesn't.

612
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,076
You don't think so?

613
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,619
She's nothing like our Claire.

614
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,206
That same faraway face.

615
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,958
Can we not obsess? Please?

616
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,920
I know. Hypothetically,
if you were leaving...

617
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,463
-Right.
-...which you're not...

618
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,757
-Mmm-hmm.
-...what would you be leaving for?

619
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,676
Associate Development Co-Exec.

620
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,260
And what the hell is that?

621
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:27,015
It's in development, so I'd be developing
or helping to develop things...

622
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,642
Why would that be better
than working for me?

623
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,102
Well, because there's a future there.

624
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,645
-It's a corporate...
-Right. Right.

625
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,981
A different kind of future.
Does that make sense?

626
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,065
At the corporate...

627
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,525
Thank God it's all
just hypothetical anyway.

628
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,070
The next course is called "Memory."

629
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,239
And that is what it's meant to evoke.

630
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,740
A memory.

631
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,951
So, let me tell you a memory of mine.

632
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,246
When I was growing up,
a child in Waterloo, Iowa,

633
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:52,040
Tuesday was taco night.

634
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,417
Oh, yeah!

635
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,543
Taco Tuesday!

636
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,294
-Yeah!

637
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,714
And this, here, this lady here.

638
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,923
This is my mother.

639
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,051
As you can see, she's rather drunk.

640
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,846
-This is not unusual.

641
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,973
When I was seven years old,

642
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:11,476
one Tuesday, my father
came home quite drunk.

643
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,062
Really drunk.

644
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:15,939
Also, not unusual.

645
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,609
My mother grew angry and screamed at him,

646
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:22,779
at which point,
he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord

647
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,531
around her neck and pull it tight.

648
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:26,742
I wept.

649
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,369
I screamed, I begged him to stop.

650
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:30,954
To make him stop,

651
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,459
I finally had to stab him in the thigh
with kitchen scissors.

652
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,506
You remember that, Mother, don't you?

653
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:45,469
Now, I suppose I should've
stabbed him in the throat that evening.

654
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,680
But we're not so smart when we're young.

655
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,183
It was, as you can imagine,

656
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,186
as a very memorable taco night.

657
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:58,065
-Oh, thank God he didn't.
-I mean, what the fuck was that?

658
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,983
-Theatrical.
-You liked that?

659
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,320
Yeah, it's a backstory to what
makes him a chef artist.

660
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,406
Dude, that guy's got some
really dark sense of humor, bro.

661
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,657
He's such an intense dude.

662
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,412
So, here you have

663
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,208
house-smoked Bresse
chicken thigh al pastor

664
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,002
and our own tortillas
made with heirloom masa,

665
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,922
-one of Hawthorn's signature dishes.
-Thank you.

666
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:25,175
We change our menu constantly,
but, as Ms. Bloom knows,

667
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,677
this has been a staple since day one.

668
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,055
It's what you once said...

669
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,723
Put you on the map.

670
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,100
Put me on the map.

671
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,560
Precisely what map would that be...

672
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,145
I wonder.

673
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:41,274
Anyways, because we're always innovating,
and we fear irrelevance,

674
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,319
an update to a classic.

675
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:48,824
The images on the tortillas have been made
using a laser-engraving machine.

676
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,200
It's the first time we've used it.

677
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:55,163
We hope this taco night evokes
strong memories for us all.

678
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,248
Enjoy.

679
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,920
Well, of course he had to do a taco.

680
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,755
Here you are.

681
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,050
What are they, Lil?

682
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,510
They're restaurants.

683
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:10,887
Um...

684
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,685
That I reviewed that all closed.

685
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,769
Oh!

686
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,104
Like a gag, then?

687
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:20,939
Um, I think so.

688
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:22,858
Richard, what are these?

689
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,819
Taco things. For the tacos.

690
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,822
No, the pictures. They're all of us.

691
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:36,788
This one is after you had the melanoma
removed from your forehead.

692
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:37,998
There's the bandage.

693
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,457
Isn't that nice? They remembered us.

694
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,877
Tyler, is that you?

695
00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:45,046
Yeah. They're all me from tonight
taking fucking photos.

696
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,966
-Jesus Christ, what's with this guy?

697
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,093
I knew it. He hates me.

698
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:52,012
God damn it.
I didn't think he'd really mind.

699
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,598
-Should I apologize?
-Apologize for what?

700
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,641
-Oh...
-What?

701
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,227
<i>Calling Doctor Sunshine.</i>

702
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,897
Oh, my God. I forgot
about that one.

703
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,732
Dumb part. Bad script.

704
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,816
Fun shoot, though.

705
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,777
Hmm. Maybe it's a joke
'cause you're friends, right?

706
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,655
Yeah, yeah, you know, friends.

707
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,450
I mean, you know, do I have any friends?

708
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,661
Wait. Um...

709
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,622
Hey, guys, what the fuck?

710
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,124
Are these...

711
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:23,960
How did they get these?

712
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,381
It's not good.

713
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,676
Uh, excuse me.

714
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,224
-Can I help you, sir?

715
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,558
Yeah. What...

716
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,644
What the hell are these?

717
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,187
These are tortillas.

718
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,274
Yes, and what are these?

719
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,902
These are tortillas

720
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,780
which contain EchoBrite's tax records
and other documents,

721
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,908
showing how your company
has created invoices with fake charges.

722
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,244
How did you get these?

723
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,121
I'm sorry, but Chef
never reveals his recipes.

724
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,290
Do you know how fucked you are?

725
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,043
We'll have this place closed
by the morning. Do you understand?

726
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,088
Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

727
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,298
Enjoy.

728
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:13,093
And this is you and...

729
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,846
Who is that woman?

730
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,142
Uh...

731
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,400
Well, how the hell
should I know? It's faked.

732
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,861
It's some sort of stupid joke.

733
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:34,281
It's a fucking taco, okay?
It can't hurt you.

734
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,241
Yeah, a fucking taco
that might hold up in court.

735
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:40,245
We have plausible deniability,
and if they try to turn us in...

736
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,329
Right!

737
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,581
If they turn us in,
they'd be turning Verrick in.

738
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,250
And then they'd be
just as fucked as we are.

739
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,459
Right? So, we're fine.

740
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:48,461
Right?

741
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,548
-Yeah, we're good.
-We're fine. Yeah, fuck it.

742
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,466
They can't take your photograph
without your consent. This is insane.

743
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,010
Stop talking and let me think, okay?

744
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,178
I have to make this right somehow.
I have to.

745
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,722
Well, I'll tell you how you make it right.

746
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,765
You send this shit back. Excuse me.

747
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,226
-Excuse me! Sir, hi.
-Hey. Margot! Margot!

748
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,229
Did you just fucking snap at me?

749
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,189
Do you know how long I've been
trying to get a reservation here?

750
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,566
No, and I don't really care.

751
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,110
You do not send shit back
to this kitchen, you child.

752
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,070
You thank them for
even letting you in the door.

753
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,072
-What did you just call me?
-I called you a child

754
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,198
because you're fucking acting like it.

755
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,492
Tyler, you need to apologize
to me right now.

756
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,577
You cannot speak to me that way.

757
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,038
Actually, I can because,
ding dong, I'm the one who's paying.

758
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,539
So maybe, shut up and eat.

759
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,210
Mmm. Oh, my God.

760
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:32,839
Oh, my God.

761
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,592
This is incredible. You have to try this.

762
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,178
No, thanks. Don't let me interrupt.

763
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,061
Miss Mills?

764
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,521
How can I assist you?

765
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,232
Just looking for the ladies' room.

766
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,317
Right this way.

767
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,278
Thank you.

768
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,989
What's behind that silver door?

769
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,283
Something very special.

770
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:36,986
No, you can't...

771
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:44,661
You shouldn't be in here.

772
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,372
I'd like to know specifically what it was

773
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:50,208
about the last course
that you did not enjoy.

774
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,085
You've barely eaten the food.

775
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,169
Why?

776
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,464
I need to know. Why don't you eat?

777
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,757
Why do you care?

778
00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:01,052
I take my work very seriously,
and you're not eating.

779
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,555
And that wounds me.

780
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,780
I guess I'm just not very hungry.

781
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,533
I've told you who I am.

782
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,202
I'm Julian Slowik, and I am the chef here.

783
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,662
Now, who are you?

784
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:33,418
I'll ask again. Who are you?

785
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,669
I'm Margot Mills.

786
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,255
So, where are you from, Margot?

787
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,341
I'm from Grand Island, Nebraska.

788
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,469
Now, does that make you feel better?

789
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,554
You want the address for Mom's
trailer park, you asshole?

790
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,723
No, it's not who you want me
to think you are.

791
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,058
Who are you?

792
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,519
I am Margot.

793
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,814
You shouldn't be here tonight.

794
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:57,442
Please get the fuck out of my way.

795
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,972
Still very theatrical, but minimalist,

796
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,974
like the Japanese,
the "minimirasuto" style.

797
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,019
But he was being playful, right?

798
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,145
Yes.

799
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,438
I mean,
let's talk about the tacos.

800
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,232
It's a dialogue. It's playful.

801
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,451
I'm excited.

802
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,161
We're ready for our next course,

803
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,247
-which I think you'll find...
-Excuse me.

804
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,082
But what the hell is going on here?

805
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,668
Would you just let me finish, please?
That okay?

806
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,087
Thank you.

807
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:04,926
Ladies and gentlemen,
please meet sous-chef Jeremy Louden.

808
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,475
Jeremy created the next dish.

809
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,936
It's called "The Mess."

810
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,855
Originally from Sparks, Nevada,

811
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:21,401
Jeremy studied at the Culinary Institute
in Hyde Park.

812
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,446
Jeremy's goal, as he wrote
in a heartfelt letter,

813
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,907
was to work for me here at Hawthorn.

814
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,702
Isn't that right, Jeremy?

815
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,453
-Yes, Chef.

816
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:35,832
Jeremy is talented.

817
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,710
He's good.

818
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,462
He's very good.

819
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,257
But he's not great.

820
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,969
He'll never be great.

821
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:54,058
He desperately wants
my prestige, my job, my talent.

822
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:58,396
He aspires to greatness,
but he'll never achieve it.

823
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,691
Correct, Jeremy?

824
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,192
Yes, Chef.

825
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,153
Like me at his age,

826
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,615
Jeremy has forsaken everything
to achieve his goals.

827
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:13,536
Like mine, his life is pressure.

828
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,956
Pressure to put out
the best food in the world.

829
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,753
And even when all goes right,
and the food is perfect,

830
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:25,256
and the customers are happy,
and the critics are, too,

831
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,134
there is no way to avoid the mess.

832
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,095
The mess you make of your life,

833
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,641
of your body, of your sanity,

834
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:41,481
by giving everything you have
to pleasing people you will never know.

835
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,150
Jeremy...

836
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,861
...do you like this life?

837
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,696
This life that you dreamed about?

838
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,949
-No, Chef.
-Mmm-hmm.

839
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,284
And do you want my life?

840
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:56,996
Not my position, nor my talent.

841
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,081
My life.

842
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,044
No, Chef.

843
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,395
Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course,

844
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:24,107
-sous-chef Jeremy's The Mess.

845
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,658
-Fuck!

846
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:34,909
Oh, God!

847
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,536
What are you doing?

848
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:39,455
What's wrong with you?

849
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,290
The fuck is that?

850
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,711
That was a shock.
I didn't see that comin'.

851
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,379
What the fuck, man?

852
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:47,922
Please. Sit. Sit.

853
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,173
-Everything's fine.
-Please, it's all fine.

854
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:51,175
-What happened?
-It's just part of the menu.

855
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,844
-It's part of the show.
-It's a show?

856
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,470
That's a show? That's not...

857
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,180
This is what you're paying for.

858
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,390
That's a stunt?
What was that?

859
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,726
This is an exclusive experience.

860
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:00,935
-Please just...
-What the fuck, man?

861
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,103
...return to your seats.

862
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,230
Thank you so much.

863
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:07,066
Is he dead?

864
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,484
It's definitely
a squib or a packed...

865
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,569
-Stay right there.
-Can I invite you

866
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,862
-to sit down, please?
-I've seen them

867
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,238
-use it before.
-It's not funny.

868
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,198
What the fuck?

869
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,742
-Is this real?
-What is happening?

870
00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:18,035
-It looks so damn real.
-No, no, no.

871
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,288
This is just theater, right?

872
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,706
What the fuck
are you talking about, lady?

873
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,249
He just fucking shot himself, okay?

874
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,626
It looked very real, Lillian.
Quite real.

875
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,962
This is... This is just theater.
It's stagecraft.

876
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:29,046
Is it really?

877
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,381
Yeah. This is what he does.

878
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,091
It's part of the menu.

879
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,154
-Eat!

880
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,035
Enjoy.

881
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,252
Fifth course on order.

882
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:09,545
Yes, Chef!

883
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,341
Tyler, what the hell is going on?

884
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,010
And here we have
a biodynamic Cabernet Franc

885
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:19,305
from our friends at Domaine Breton.

886
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:24,227
It has no added sulfites,
a bit of barnyard funk,

887
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:28,022
and just a wonderful match
with roasted proteins. Enjoy.

888
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,525
-We're leaving. Now.
-But I have to get my wrap.

889
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,109
-Forget your wrap. Get up.
-But I...

890
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:33,194
Mr. Leibrandt?

891
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,403
-We're leaving.
-Is something wrong?

892
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,530
We're leaving.

893
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,740
There is no boat to leave on.

894
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:38,991
Then I'll call a helicopter.

895
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:41,369
That would be very difficult
without phone service.

896
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:43,246
Fucking move.

897
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,039
Jesus. Just do what they say,
for God's sake!

898
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:46,749
I'll handle this.

899
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,502
-Just let me handle this.
-With which hand, Mr. Leibrandt?

900
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,628
What?

901
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,548
With which hand will you
handle this? Left or right?

902
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,299
What the fuck are you saying?

903
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,384
Shall we choose?

904
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,052
Choose what?

905
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,721
Very well. Left hand.

906
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,181
Ring finger.

907
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,434
Let me out! Let me out!

908
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,561
No!

909
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,854
-Come on. Come on.

910
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,063
-Leave the guy alone.
-What the fuck are you doing?

911
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,024
Come on. Easy. Easy!
Leave him alone!

912
00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:13,317
Leave the old guy alone!

913
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,695
Mr. Leibrandt, please hold still.

914
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,410
What the fuck are you doing?

915
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,873
-Richard!

916
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:27,999
Richard!

917
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,085
Please stay seated.

918
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,339
Please stay seated.

919
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:39,844
What the...

920
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,388
What the hell's goin' on?
Get a doctor for him.

921
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,181
Do you need assistance finding your seat?

922
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,808
There's a finger. The finger.
There's a finger right there.

923
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:47,518
The man is screamin' in pain!

924
00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:48,936
Please, sit.

925
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,021
Sir?

926
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,690
It's not funny, lady! Jesus Christ!

927
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,984
-It's all part of the menu.

928
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,278
Oh, my God!

929
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,447
This is real, isn't it? I can't do it.

930
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,533
-I can't do a hostage thing. I can't.
-Then why don't you go talk to him?

931
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,243
Go talk to him!
Because you know him, right?

932
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:05,411
I made that up.

933
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,621
Why?

934
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:10,374
Because I'm a name-dropping whore.
That's why, okay?

935
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,966
Your husband's ring, madam.

936
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,221
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

937
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,556
Ted. Ted!

938
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:29,936
I honestly think that this whole thing
is just for our benefit.

939
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,354
I mean, us.

940
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:35,149
That's why he texted me.
And this is incredible. Right?

941
00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:37,318
The acting is astonishing.

942
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,819
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

943
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,490
Chef Slowik would like
to see you in the kitchen.

944
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,494
-Can I come, too?
-No.

945
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,181
No, no, I'm sorry, but you're all wrong.

946
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,307
-Why are you doing this?

947
00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:09,725
You're just simply wrong.

948
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:11,102
What are you talking about?

949
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:12,687
Who are you?

950
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:14,647
Margot.

951
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:16,941
My name is Margot.

952
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,777
I've served many Margots.
You're not a Margot.

953
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,488
-No.
-What the fuck does it matter?

954
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,324
It matters because this menu,
this guest list,

955
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,327
this entire evening
has been painstakingly planned.

956
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,955
And you were not a part of that plan.

957
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:33,749
And it's spoiling everything.

958
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:37,586
In order to proceed,
I have to know where to seat you.

959
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,214
With us, or with them?

960
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,508
It's really... It's very important.

961
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,136
And then you'll let me live?

962
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,512
Let you live? No!

963
00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:48,264
Of course not.

964
00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:51,809
Can't you see that
that would ruin the menu?

965
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,145
We're all gonna die tonight.

966
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,230
Isn't that right?

967
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:57,314
Yes, Chef!

968
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,984
So, the question is,

969
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:03,487
do you wanna die with those who give,
or with those who take?

970
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,740
But I die either way?

971
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:07,742
It's arbitrary.

972
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,536
No, it's not arbitrary.
Nothing in this kitchen is arbitrary.

973
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,164
Please pick.

974
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,250
These decisions are important, and, uh,

975
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:18,961
our menu is strictly timed.

976
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,422
In 15 minutes,

977
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:27,261
I'll take a break between courses,
and that is how long you have to decide.

978
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,056
It's our side or theirs.

979
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,267
In the meantime,
please return to your seat.

980
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,061
The next dish is exquisite.

981
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,277
-Plating in five!
-Yes, Chef!

982
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,946
-I love you all.
-We love you, too, Chef!

983
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,203
Fuck!
He offer you a kitchen course?

984
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,121
All right, what was it? Protein or veg?

985
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,043
Protein or veg? Hmm?

986
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,465
God damn it. It's not fucking fair.

987
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,258
Why do you get a kitchen course?

988
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,512
You smoke all day.
Can't even fucking taste it.

989
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:23,109
We're cornered. Let's focus.

990
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,403
Wait, what's the play here?
What are our options?

991
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:30,241
The door is guarded,
but it could be a play.

992
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,409
Yeah.

993
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,537
Has anybody seen
down the hallway if we can...

994
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,915
Hey, guys. We gotta do something,
and we can't be cowards.

995
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,792
This worked in a movie
I did called <i>The Assault.</i>

996
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,378
When they bring their knives and forks,
we just storm their kitchen, okay?

997
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,046
You think we have
better knife skills than them?

998
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,381
What other choice do we have?

999
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,674
I don't fuckin' know, man.

1000
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:47,925
So what, then? We...

1001
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:50,219
Fuck it. I'm gonna break
this fucking window.

1002
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:52,346
-Yeah! Go for it! Go for it!

1003
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:02,982
Fuck!

1004
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,569
Please let me help you back to your table.

1005
00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:07,653
Fuck.

1006
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,073
I'm sorry, man.

1007
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,828
-God.
-Fuck.

1008
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,413
There's a saying.

1009
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:19,999
"Sometimes all you need
is a good cup of tea."

1010
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,503
I learned that growing up in Bratislava.

1011
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,006
I've found that not only
does tea cleanse the palate,

1012
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:31,552
but it offers a soothing balm
when facing some hard home truths.

1013
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,388
But before we continue,

1014
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:38,184
are there any questions
about me or Hawthorn?

1015
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,436
Any questions?

1016
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,024
Is this bergamot I'm getting, Chef?

1017
00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:47,193
Yes, it is.

1018
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:49,195
-Chef?
-Yes?

1019
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:52,781
Uh, I think I speak for everybody here
when I say that, uh...

1020
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,618
I wanna know... I mean, we wanna know...

1021
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,411
Why the fuck is this happening, man?

1022
00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,289
Well, I'll tell you.
Think of yourselves as ingredients

1023
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,499
in a degustation concept.

1024
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:05,002
-What?
-A tasting concept.

1025
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,588
Figuratively speaking.

1026
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,381
I think that is the best way
to describe it.

1027
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,260
But none of this should be
a surprise to most of you.

1028
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,095
Ms. Bloom.

1029
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:19,725
Lillian, if I may,
my cherished early advocate

1030
00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:23,312
knows the damage she has done
to so many livelihoods.

1031
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,814
No, no, no. Hang on, Chef.

1032
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:27,566
No, no, no. No, you don't talk.

1033
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:28,817
I'm sorry, Chef.

1034
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,778
You submitted to an interview

1035
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:32,696
-with Lillian Bloom.
-What? What?

1036
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,198
And that interview
created this restaurant.

1037
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,825
You enable her filth.
You enable her filth.

1038
00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,744
You buttress.

1039
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,287
You coddle.

1040
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:42,998
More broken emulsion, madam.

1041
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:46,335
You loved that I texted you
an invitation for this evening.

1042
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:49,255
Me yearning for your attendance.

1043
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:51,966
Your ego was fed.
But that is to be expected.

1044
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,968
And no, you've fed my ego as well.

1045
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,762
Ten minutes, Ms. Mills.

1046
00:50:56,845 --> 00:51:00,224
Please. My... My husband
needs to go to the hospital.

1047
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,268
I'm fine. Just let my wife go.

1048
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,270
My loyal regulars.

1049
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:07,731
How many times have you eaten here
in the last five years?

1050
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,400
I don't know. Six or seven?

1051
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:13,737
-I think it's more than that, Dick.
-Eleven. Eleven times.

1052
00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:17,616
Most people consider themselves blessed
if they eat here only once.

1053
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,662
Mr. Leibrandt,
kindly name one dish you ate

1054
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:23,664
the last time you were here.

1055
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,963
Eleven times you take the boat out here

1056
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:34,675
where we introduce every dish
every single time.

1057
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,011
We tell you exactly
what we're feeding you.

1058
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,347
Please tell me one dish you ate
the last time you were here.

1059
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,391
Or the time before.

1060
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,852
One. Please.

1061
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,481
-Cod.
-What?

1062
00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:52,234
Cod.

1063
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,069
Cod.

1064
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:56,905
It wasn't cod, you donkey.

1065
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,532
It was halibut.

1066
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,076
Rare, fucking spotted halibut.

1067
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,162
What does it matter?

1068
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,456
It matters to the halibut, Mrs. Leibrandt.

1069
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:09,251
And to the artist whose work
turns to shit inside your gut.

1070
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,880
I've allowed my work
to reach the price point

1071
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,800
where only the class of people
in this room can access it.

1072
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,969
And I've been fooled
into trying to satisfy

1073
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,722
people who could never be satisfied.

1074
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,391
Starting with her.

1075
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,727
But that's our culture, isn't it?

1076
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,104
And my restaurant is part of the problem.

1077
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,190
You say it's your restaurant.

1078
00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:34,318
But if we're all just bein'
honest tonight, it's not.

1079
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:38,280
You're right.
Doug Verrick is my angel investor.

1080
00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,699
He owns this island and this restaurant.

1081
00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:44,203
And since Hawthorn is my entire life,

1082
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,872
I would have to say
that Doug Verrick owns me.

1083
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,208
Except now things are
a little more complicated,

1084
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,710
and I own Doug Verrick.

1085
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,011
-Oh, Jesus.
-Oh, my God.

1086
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,055
Holy shit.

1087
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:04,598
Hey, hey. How do we stop this, man?

1088
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,392
-No.
-Okay? Just please just make it stop.

1089
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:08,727
Just fuckin' tell us how to stop this.
We'll stop it, okay?

1090
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,896
-You can't stop it.
-Obviously, we have money.

1091
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,940
Just say how much,
and we'll give it to you!

1092
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,359
Just say a fucking number, man!

1093
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:18,445
No. I don't need your money.

1094
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:28,872
He kept you open through COVID, you prick!

1095
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:32,459
Yes, he did.
And he questioned my menu.

1096
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:37,798
He would even request substitutions
despite the fact that

1097
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:42,344
there are no substitutions at Hawthorn!

1098
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,348
Fallen angel, please.

1099
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,147
No! No, no!

1100
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,649
What the hell?

1101
00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:56,942
-No.
-Listen.

1102
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,944
-This is fucking...
-I said, "Listen."

1103
00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:01,655
No! Julian!

1104
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,574
-This is fuckin' insane.
-I said, "Listen."

1105
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,658
No...

1106
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,745
-Listen.
-No, no. This is fuckin' insane.

1107
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,038
No, I said, "Listen!"

1108
00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:12,708
-Just listen!

1109
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:13,834
Yeah.

1110
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,338
Do you hear?

1111
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,883
And...

1112
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:23,886
And...

1113
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,015
...under he goes, and...

1114
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:31,101
-...quiet.

1115
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,311
Do you hear it?

1116
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,355
Do you hear that silence?
Listen, can you hear it?

1117
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:39,026
That silence means...

1118
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,612
I'm free.

1119
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,455
Time's up, Ms. Mills.

1120
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,082
Chef will speak with you now
in his office.

1121
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:04,593
Come in.

1122
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:16,980
You've made your decision?

1123
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:19,233
-I have.
-And what have you decided?

1124
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,528
That you were right.

1125
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,864
I shouldn't be here.

1126
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,283
And I say this with respect,

1127
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:30,911
because I'm sure
that you're quite brilliant,

1128
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:35,374
but, um, all of this is not meant for me.

1129
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:38,669
You're not sure I'm brilliant,
so don't say it. It's false.

1130
00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:40,337
Fine.

1131
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,339
I'm not sure that you're brilliant.

1132
00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,049
Oh, I was expecting more.

1133
00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:45,634
Fuck you!

1134
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,428
I guess I'm gonna have to make
your decision for you.

1135
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,308
You belong here with your own breed.

1136
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,478
And what breed is that?

1137
00:55:56,562 --> 00:55:58,188
With the shit shovelers.

1138
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,440
You thought I couldn't tell?

1139
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:04,611
Oh, I know a fellow
service industry worker when I see one.

1140
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:08,365
Mr. Leibrandt. How do you know him?

1141
00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,660
You've been eyeing him all evening.

1142
00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:14,746
-Well, I think you know.
-No, I don't.

1143
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:19,126
So, he paid for an experience.

1144
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:23,005
And I can tell,
as one provider of experiences to another,

1145
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,090
that you don't rattle easily.

1146
00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:28,135
-So, how did he rattle you?

1147
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,636
-He didn't rattle...
-Margot.

1148
00:56:32,264 --> 00:56:34,057
He told me to agree
with everything he said

1149
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,767
and continue eye contact
while he jerked off.

1150
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:37,394
Wow. Specific.

1151
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:38,645
Not really.

1152
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,106
Pretty unoriginal.

1153
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,735
What rattled me

1154
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:48,113
is that he told me
to tell him that he was a good man,

1155
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,406
and that I was his daughter,

1156
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:51,742
and that he loved me,
and I loved him and...

1157
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,285
And so, he's a romantic.

1158
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,705
-No, I don't need details.

1159
00:56:56,788 --> 00:57:00,042
You know, I...
I know what a bad customer is.

1160
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,588
Yeah.

1161
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,384
Do you enjoy providing your services?

1162
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:13,263
Yes.

1163
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,266
Or I... I used to.

1164
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,437
Do you enjoy providing yours?

1165
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,731
Oh, I used to,

1166
00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:27,486
but I haven't desired to cook
for someone in ages.

1167
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,073
And one does miss that feeling.

1168
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:34,409
Come with me.

1169
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,998
Everyone's so down!

1170
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:43,335
Ladies and gentlemen, for our next course,

1171
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:46,129
let us take the evening air!

1172
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,673
Come on! Outside!

1173
00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:49,966
-Please, sir.
-Come on. Outside, everyone.

1174
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,718
If we can find a boat,
we can make a break for it.

1175
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,179
-Regulars, too. Come on.
-Please follow Chef.

1176
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,849
Chef, I'd love to talk to you
very quickly, Chef.

1177
00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:59,476
-Come on!
-After you, please.

1178
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:00,852
Guests first.

1179
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,563
Richard.

1180
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,361
Follow me.

1181
00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:12,364
Into the tranquil night air.

1182
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:23,417
Don't be frightened.
Nothing to be frightened of.

1183
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:27,921
So, maybe there's a spare boat somewhere
and we can get out of here.

1184
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,256
To what?

1185
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,882
-What?
-Get out of here to what?

1186
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,384
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

1187
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:33,593
-We're dead.
-It's okay.

1188
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:34,720
No. We're gonna die tonight.

1189
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:35,971
-Yes, we are. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1190
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:40,350
Our next course will be presented
by sous-chef, Katherine Keller.

1191
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,065
Good evening, everyone.

1192
00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:50,527
Three years ago,

1193
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,946
Julian Slowik tried to fuck me.

1194
00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:55,991
I refused his advances.

1195
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,326
A week later, he tried again.

1196
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,579
And again, I refused.

1197
00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:03,457
But he didn't fire me.

1198
00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:05,041
No.

1199
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,169
He kept me in his kitchen,

1200
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:12,924
and refused to look me in the eye
or speak directly to me for eight months.

1201
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,635
He can do that.

1202
00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:18,054
Because he's the star.

1203
00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:20,932
He's the man.

1204
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,479
Our next course is called "Man's Folly."

1205
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:53,340
I'm sorry.

1206
01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:01,264
Fuck.

1207
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:05,936
To our male diners,
we now offer you the chance to escape.

1208
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,231
You'll be given a 45-second head start,

1209
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,901
at which point members of my staff
will try and catch you.

1210
01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,402
If they do catch...

1211
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,904
-Okay.

1212
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,616
Forty-five seconds starts now.

1213
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,286
-Hold this.
-What?

1214
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:25,372
I'm sorry. Come on. You know I'm awful.

1215
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,082
You're a wonderful critic.

1216
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,252
I'll... I'll send for help. First thing.

1217
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,471
You, too.

1218
01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:50,438
I'll, uh, leave you to it.

1219
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:57,195
Care to join me inside?

1220
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:58,947
It's getting chilly.

1221
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:02,158
It's right this way.

1222
01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:05,996
Okay.

1223
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:07,622
This way.

1224
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,347
-Go!

1225
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:35,567
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

1226
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:48,788
-Mmm.

1227
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,832
This is fantastic.

1228
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:55,420
The tartness of the umeboshi
and the waves of ferment.

1229
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,631
It's rich, and yet it's clean.

1230
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,007
It's delicious.

1231
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,260
Yes, well, there was a time

1232
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,304
that would have meant
a lot to me, Ms. Bloom.

1233
01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:15,899
Mmm.

1234
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,025
It's so good.

1235
01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:18,777
-Yes, it's really good.
-Mmm-hmm.

1236
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,404
You know, it's the emoji for me.

1237
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,031
-Umeboshi.
-Hmm?

1238
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:24,449
-Umeboshi.
-Umeboshi.

1239
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,784
This is so good.

1240
01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:28,161
-You're very talented.
-Thank you.

1241
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:31,039
Usually don't like foam, but...

1242
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,125
Don't fucking run next to me, bro!

1243
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:35,377
No, you're running next to me!

1244
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,087
It's a big fuckin' forest!
Fuck off!

1245
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,630
-Get away from me!
-Fuck off, bro!

1246
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,051
Fuck.

1247
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:44,719
Oh, my God.

1248
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,138
Yeah.

1249
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:51,810
So...

1250
01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,563
You know my husband.

1251
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,405
Um...

1252
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:06,574
Yeah.

1253
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:08,243
I do.

1254
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:10,787
Right.

1255
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,503
You can tell us.

1256
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:20,839
Are we all really dying tonight?

1257
01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:25,218
It doesn't work if you live.

1258
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:27,929
-What doesn't work?
-The menu.

1259
01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,014
Why not?

1260
01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:31,016
It needs an ending...

1261
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:34,894
That ties everything together
conceptually.

1262
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:37,814
Otherwise, it just tastes good,
and who cares.

1263
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,066
I mean, really,
you should have your own place.

1264
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,818
Right? And I could help you with that.

1265
01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,696
-I'm sure you could, Ms. Bloom.
-I could. I could.

1266
01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:47,365
We would just have
to talk about...

1267
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,410
...the dying thing.

1268
01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:53,663
Oh, everyone dying was my pitch, actually.

1269
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,082
I'm super proud of it.

1270
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:01,796
-Anybody want any wine?
-Yes, please.

1271
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:02,964
Fuck it.

1272
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:05,675
-Thank you.

1273
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,431
I heard a pop.

1274
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,227
Fuck!

1275
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,229
Fuck!

1276
01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:35,705
A special bite
for the last guest to be caught.

1277
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:39,209
A little play on the Passard egg
with crème fraîche and maple.

1278
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,548
-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

1279
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:51,304
Not that you guys
give a single, flying fuck,

1280
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,556
but my name is not Margot.

1281
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,433
It's Erin.

1282
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:58,103
And I'm from Brockton, Massachusetts...

1283
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:01,648
So there's that.

1284
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,029
Party's over.

1285
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:12,992
Come, gentlemen.

1286
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,328
-Welcome back.
-What did you get?

1287
01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:16,412
Sir? Please.

1288
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,623
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I'll take that. Thank you.

1289
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:20,166
Ms. Bloom. Please.

1290
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:23,253
Allow me. No, it's fine. It's fine.

1291
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,174
Here.

1292
01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:30,176
Oh, God.

1293
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,307
How'd you do out there?

1294
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,477
I did great. I killed it.

1295
01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:41,479
I'm the only one who got away.

1296
01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:44,732
I'm sorry. I'm a fuckin' failure.

1297
01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,109
It's okay.

1298
01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,363
I've been stealing money from you.

1299
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:52,615
I know.

1300
01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:54,826
I know you know.

1301
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,954
I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.

1302
01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:00,874
I know. You cc'd me on it.

1303
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:03,585
Folks,

1304
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:07,755
I'm afraid our menu
cannot continue as planned

1305
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:10,383
until we deal with an unresolved matter.

1306
01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:12,594
You.

1307
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:15,638
Me?

1308
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,765
Mmm-hmm.

1309
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:18,892
You.

1310
01:06:21,436 --> 01:06:23,188
Tell me why you're here.

1311
01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,567
You know, because I wanted to...

1312
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,651
Swallow first.

1313
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:33,489
I wanted to experience your food, Chef.

1314
01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:34,782
And what were you told?

1315
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,620
-What were you told ahead of time?

1316
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:44,709
You told me it'd be
the greatest menu ever created.

1317
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,544
Right. And? And?

1318
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:53,760
And that everyone would die.

1319
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,094
"Everyone would die."

1320
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,430
-You had a date.

1321
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,141
I seem to remember you had a date.

1322
01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:02,435
Not the young woman here tonight,

1323
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,647
so what happened to her? Your date?

1324
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:09,317
She broke up with me, Chef.

1325
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,985
So, you brought Margot.

1326
01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:12,528
-Mmm-hmm.
-Mmm-hmm.

1327
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:13,655
Why?

1328
01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:17,742
'Cause you don't offer seatings for one.

1329
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:20,620
So, you hired her knowing she'd die.

1330
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:26,417
-Yes.
-You entitled piece of shit!

1331
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,128
-I'm gonna kill you, Tyler!

1332
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,590
Calm down.

1333
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,305
You can't blame her, can you?

1334
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,975
For the eight months
I've corresponded with you,

1335
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:46,271
I gave you, Tyler,
access to our world, hmm.

1336
01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:48,731
And I swore you to secrecy.

1337
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,067
Why do you think I'd do this?

1338
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:53,736
-You wanted me here because...
-Why? Why?

1339
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,780
...you said I know a lot about food.

1340
01:07:55,863 --> 01:07:58,032
That's right.
You're not like the others, are you?

1341
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:00,118
I mean, you know what a Pacojet is.

1342
01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:02,412
-Yeah.
-You knew what the bergamot was.

1343
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,664
-Yeah. I could taste it.
-Yeah, you could.

1344
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,332
Yeah, I know, but you identified it.

1345
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:08,251
-Picked it out.
-Mmm-hmm. Right.

1346
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,669
That impressed me.

1347
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,170
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

1348
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,672
-I mean, you're a cook.
-Oh!

1349
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,424
Cooks belong in the kitchen.

1350
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,426
Right?

1351
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,136
Yes, Chef!

1352
01:08:18,219 --> 01:08:19,220
Yeah.

1353
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,306
-Come with me.
-Really?

1354
01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:22,807
Me? Really?

1355
01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,142
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have something for you.

1356
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,769
Okay.

1357
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:28,521
Come here. Elsa has it.

1358
01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,773
Ah, it's a chef's jacket.

1359
01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:35,653
Courtesy of Hawthorn.

1360
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:36,988
-Wow.
-Mmm-hmm.

1361
01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:40,408
Ah!

1362
01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:42,201
-Nice.
-Thank you.

1363
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:44,871
You look wonderful.
Doesn't he look wonderful, Margot?

1364
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,206
-Doesn't he look good?
-Yes, Chef!

1365
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,208
Mr. Handsome Boy.

1366
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:54,630
I'm gonna personalize the jacket.

1367
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,717
"T, Y,

1368
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,219
"L, E,

1369
01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:02,513
"R."

1370
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,976
Thank you. Thank you.

1371
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:09,270
-I'm proud of you.
-Thank you, Chef.

1372
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:11,898
Tyler, now cook.

1373
01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:15,109
-What?
-Cook.

1374
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,529
-You're a cook. So, cook.
-Oh, I don't know if I can cook here.

1375
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,907
-Cook. Cook.
-Now? I don't...

1376
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,867
Cook! Go on, now.

1377
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,327
What do you need?

1378
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,037
-We have everything.
-Please rise to observe

1379
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,205
-the demonstration.
-Don't be frightened.

1380
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:30,083
-What do you want... Um...
-Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1381
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,292
Everyone, please come around.

1382
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:34,921
Please. Tyler's gonna demonstrate
his culinary expertise.

1383
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,589
Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1384
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,257
Everyone, please.
Come around. Come closer.

1385
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,467
What do you need?

1386
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:43,137
-Uh... Leeks.
-Get the cook some leeks.

1387
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:46,057
Leeks. This is your station here.
What else?

1388
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:49,060
Um... Sh... Ah...

1389
01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:51,479
Oh... Shit? Would you like some shit?

1390
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:52,563
No. Uh...

1391
01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:54,190
Shallots.

1392
01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,025
Shallots for the great foodie!

1393
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:57,360
The phenomenal Mr. Food himself!

1394
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,486
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1395
01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:01,072
Everyone gather around.
We must learn from Tyler.

1396
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:07,286
This is a new dicing method
of which we have been woefully ignorant.

1397
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,413
What next?

1398
01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,415
Uh... Butter.

1399
01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:13,167
Butter? Butter.
Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter.

1400
01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:16,045
I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine.

1401
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:18,005
Would you like a protein?

1402
01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,258
-Uh... Lamb.
-Lamb!

1403
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:30,643
Oh!

1404
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,778
-Oh!

1405
01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:52,373
Oh, yeah. I think it's done, Chef.

1406
01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:53,499
You think it's done? You're sure?

1407
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:54,625
-Mmm-hmm.
-You wanna...

1408
01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:56,043
Maybe you wanna jam it into the Pacojet.

1409
01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:57,879
No.

1410
01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:06,345
Mmm.

1411
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,973
Wow.

1412
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:11,434
Wow.

1413
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,311
It's actually quite...

1414
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:15,313
...bad.

1415
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:34,916
You are why the mystery
has been drained from our art.

1416
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,503
You see that now, don't you?

1417
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,214
Sorry, Chef.

1418
01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:44,300
Come here, son. Come.

1419
01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:47,261
Come here.

1420
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,160
Yes, Chef.

1421
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,176
And now you're free, too.

1422
01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:34,517
Um, ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna apologize to you all.

1423
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,062
What you just saw was not originally
part of tonight's menu.

1424
01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,022
We strive for perfection,

1425
01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,316
which of course does not exist,

1426
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,529
and that is a hard truth for me to accept,
so please forgive me.

1427
01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:48,906
Come with me.

1428
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,164
SOMMELIER:
And that concludes our demonstration.

1429
01:12:57,248 --> 01:12:58,583
Please return to your seats.

1430
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,126
Listen to me.

1431
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,213
There's only one more
savory course left in our menu.

1432
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:06,007
That means we must prepare for dessert.

1433
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:08,718
-Dessert requires a large barrel

1434
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:10,428
that is supposed to be
there in the corner.

1435
01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:12,722
Do you see a barrel?

1436
01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:16,058
-No. No, I do not.
-Neither do I.

1437
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:18,603
That is because
my negligent colleague, Elsa,

1438
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:20,521
forgot to assign someone to bring it.

1439
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:25,818
So, Margot,
you will fetch the barrel instead.

1440
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:27,028
-Me?
-Yes.

1441
01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,030
You remember the smokehouse? Hmm?

1442
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,656
Maybe... I don't...

1443
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,283
Chef, perhaps one of us should...

1444
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,077
Margot is now one of us, Elsa.

1445
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,245
Right, Margot?

1446
01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:38,497
-Yes.
-Yes, what?

1447
01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,417
Yes, Chef.

1448
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,628
Elsa, give her the smokehouse key.

1449
01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:47,715
Yes, Chef.

1450
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:54,055
Go.

1451
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:55,640
Go!

1452
01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:56,807
Um...

1453
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,306
Excuse me. Uh...

1454
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,434
I'm sorry, Chef.

1455
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,312
Sir... Sir Slowik. Um...

1456
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,940
Hi.

1457
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,024
What's up?

1458
01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:50,069
Oh... Well, look...

1459
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:54,156
What I really...
I just wanted to say because, um...

1460
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:57,034
Look, I'm not trying to sound,
like, all whatever here or anything,

1461
01:14:57,118 --> 01:15:00,496
but I just don't think it's really fair.

1462
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:01,706
Maybe.

1463
01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:02,957
If...

1464
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,459
Do you wanna know
why you're being punished?

1465
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,464
Sure.

1466
01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:15,177
I saw the film <i>Calling Doctor Sunshine,
</i>and I did not enjoy it.

1467
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:16,846
Wait, sorry?

1468
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,180
It was a Sunday.

1469
01:15:19,014 --> 01:15:20,599
My one day off in months.

1470
01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:22,518
The most precious day.

1471
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,353
The day where I was allowed to live.

1472
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:28,441
And I saw the film <i>Calling Doctor Sunshine
</i>alone in the cinema.

1473
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:31,694
But look, I didn't direct it.
I just acted in it.

1474
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:34,321
The memory of your face in that film,

1475
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:38,743
and seeing you again now haunts me.

1476
01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:39,869
Drives me.

1477
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:44,248
What happens to an artist
when he loses his purpose?

1478
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,208
It's pitiful.

1479
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,419
No, you're right.

1480
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:53,716
And what about her?

1481
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,968
What school did you go to?

1482
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,845
Brown.

1483
01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,096
Student loans?

1484
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,098
No.

1485
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,725
I'm sorry. You're dying.

1486
01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:08,123
Motherfucker.

1487
01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,085
Really?

1488
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,647
No one is allowed
inside Chef's house.

1489
01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:33,399
Do you think you're special?

1490
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:38,487
You've disobeyed this rule.

1491
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:47,830
I take care of the customers
so that Chef can take care of the menu.

1492
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,170
You've been a nuisance
since you have arrived.

1493
01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:56,463
I'm sorry.

1494
01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,675
If you don't mind me asking though,

1495
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,261
why would you die for him?

1496
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,638
You will not replace me.

1497
01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:08,601
Replace you?
Trust me, I have no...

1498
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,527
No, no. No!

1499
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:44,386
Stop! Enough!

1500
01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:47,932
He didn't tell me about the barrel.

1501
01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:49,850
-I didn't forget.

1502
01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:53,520
Oh, my God!

1503
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,672
Oh, my God.

1504
01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:45,174
Um...

1505
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:52,973
Hello?

1506
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:58,854
<i>Happy birthday, dear Bryce</i>

1507
01:20:58,937 --> 01:21:04,568
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

1508
01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:06,278
You told them it was my birthday?

1509
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:08,697
Seemed funny about three hours ago.

1510
01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:09,948
Thank you.

1511
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:20,876
Well, leave it there and take your seat.

1512
01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:29,384
I want you to
understand something, Margot.

1513
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,392
I am a monster.

1514
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:40,229
No, was a monster.

1515
01:21:40,687 --> 01:21:42,064
And a whore.

1516
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:46,276
But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure.

1517
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,444
Egoless.

1518
01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:51,115
And at last, the pain is almost gone.

1519
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,450
Chef's hands.

1520
01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:56,829
Asbestos hands.

1521
01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:02,126
I can carry a cast-iron from a hot oven
to your table with no protection.

1522
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,421
I can no longer be hurt, Margot.

1523
01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:11,135
As Dr. King said,
"We know through painful experience

1524
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:14,805
"that freedom is never
voluntarily given by the oppressor.

1525
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:18,183
"It must be demanded by the oppressed."

1526
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,935
Did he just quote Martin Luther King?

1527
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:21,103
-Yep.
-Yes, he did.

1528
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:26,066
What?

1529
01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:31,530
I see you found our radio.

1530
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,740
Clear the dining room immediately!

1531
01:22:33,824 --> 01:22:34,992
It's a boat!

1532
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,953
Did you call someone?

1533
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,165
-It's a boat.
-It's a boat.

1534
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,545
What? What are you doing?

1535
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,506
-Easy! Easy, there!

1536
01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:50,966
The fuck are you doing to that man?

1537
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:52,426
Bro, easy with that!

1538
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,054
Tight, tight, tight.

1539
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,264
Good.

1540
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:02,895
You'll be tempted to ask him for help.

1541
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,730
-To plead, even.
-No, no, no.

1542
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:07,107
This would be unwise. He cannot help you.

1543
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,400
Ask yourselves two things.

1544
01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:12,571
One, if you really wanna be responsible
for the death of an innocent man.

1545
01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,949
And two, ask yourselves,
this entire evening,

1546
01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:18,827
why didn't you all try harder
to fight back?

1547
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,537
To get out of here?

1548
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,123
Honestly, you probably could have.

1549
01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:25,959
Something to think about.

1550
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,387
Good evening, Officer.
How can we help you?

1551
01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:39,514
I got a report of a disturbance.

1552
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:42,267
Uh, here?

1553
01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:43,644
What kind of a disturbance?

1554
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,438
A violent one.

1555
01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,816
-Are you the owner?
-I am the executive chef.

1556
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:53,153
Ownership changed hands recently,
but that's another story.

1557
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,280
Now, I don't wish to be rude,
but as you can see,

1558
01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,032
we're right in the middle of service.

1559
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,581
Did anybody here call in a distress
over the shortwave tonight?

1560
01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:11,380
We're not in the habit
of serving our guests

1561
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:14,007
shortwave radios with their meals.

1562
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:26,603
Hey.

1563
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,355
Uh... Are you...

1564
01:24:29,106 --> 01:24:31,525
Yes, yes, yes. I am.

1565
01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:34,152
Wow. I'm a big fan.

1566
01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:35,779
Thank you.

1567
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:37,197
Would you like his autograph?

1568
01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:40,993
Uh...

1569
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:42,744
I don't want to bother you.

1570
01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:45,497
No, no, no. It wouldn't be a bother.

1571
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,541
I just, I don't have a...

1572
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,960
No, we have a pen. Let's do it.

1573
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:52,254
Yeah.

1574
01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:53,630
Thank you.

1575
01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,633
-What's your name?
-Dale.

1576
01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:59,594
-Dale. What's up, Dale?
-Hi.

1577
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:02,347
-You're great.

1578
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,683
My wife and I, we loved that, um...

1579
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,269
What's it called?
The one where you play the surgeon?

1580
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:09,980
Yeah. <i>Calling Doctor Sunshine.</i>

1581
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:12,691
-Yeah! Yeah, great stuff.
-Here you go.

1582
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:14,484
Thank you so much.

1583
01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,155
Okay. Um...

1584
01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:23,327
Well, sorry again for bothering you folks.
Uh, I'll be leaving now.

1585
01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:24,786
For all you do, man, anytime.

1586
01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:26,747
Well, thank you for your service.

1587
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,884
Hands on your head! Everyone! Now!

1588
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:41,303
-No, no. You're joking.

1589
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:42,471
You're joking.

1590
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,014
I am not joking, sir.

1591
01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:46,725
Come on. Clearly,
there's a misunderstanding.

1592
01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:47,809
Help us!

1593
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:49,811
-Yes! Yes!
-He wants to kill us all!

1594
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,064
Back to your seats!
Everyone! Back to your seat now!

1595
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,774
He's fucking crazy!

1596
01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,108
Back in your chair now.

1597
01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:57,652
Silence! Everyone, back to where you were.

1598
01:25:57,736 --> 01:25:59,696
Sit down. Now!

1599
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:01,406
Quiet!

1600
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,075
-It's him! It's him!
-Him!

1601
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:05,494
-Everyone!
-He wants to kill us all!

1602
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:06,953
Do not speak!

1603
01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:10,624
You.

1604
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,752
On your knees with your hands
over your head. Now.

1605
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:16,088
-Yes!
-Thank you!

1606
01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:20,509
-You are fucked!
-Yes! Yes! Yes!

1607
01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:21,593
Oh, my God!

1608
01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:24,179
All these other fuckers
are with them too, sir. Watch out.

1609
01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:25,972
-Calm down!
-Fuck you!

1610
01:26:26,056 --> 01:26:27,391
-Stay calm.
-Fuck you!

1611
01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:32,229
Nobody move until I say so. No one move!

1612
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,360
-No, no!
-What are you doing?

1613
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:39,486
Hey, hey, hey.

1614
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:40,570
-Him, him, him!
-No!

1615
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:53,041
Thank you, Dale. Thank you.

1616
01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,049
Good job.

1617
01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:06,972
So, in a kitchen we all work together,
or nothing works at all.

1618
01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:09,850
-We work as a team.

1619
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:15,188
You...

1620
01:27:15,272 --> 01:27:17,941
Margot from Nebraska.

1621
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:24,865
You... You've betrayed
our sacred bond of trust.

1622
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:29,661
And you've shown your craft
to be careless.

1623
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:34,791
I was wrong.
You're an eater. You're a taker.

1624
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:37,461
Like all the rest.

1625
01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:51,975
Final course! Plating in five!

1626
01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:53,477
Yes, Chef!

1627
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:33,183
I don't like your food.

1628
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:34,351
What did you say?

1629
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:38,271
I said I don't like your food,
and I would like to send it back.

1630
01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:57,165
I'm sorry to hear that.

1631
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:00,377
What about my food is not to your liking?

1632
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:04,214
For starters,

1633
01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:07,217
you've taken the joy out of eating.

1634
01:29:08,134 --> 01:29:11,763
Every dish you served tonight
has been some intellectual exercise

1635
01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:14,683
rather than something you want
to sit and enjoy.

1636
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:19,938
When I eat your food,
it tastes like it was made with no love.

1637
01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:23,233
Oh, this is ridiculous.
We always cook with love.

1638
01:29:23,316 --> 01:29:25,569
-Don't we?
-Yes, Chef!

1639
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:28,446
Everyone knows love
is the most important ingredient.

1640
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:29,864
Then you're kidding yourself.

1641
01:29:30,865 --> 01:29:34,035
Come on, Chef. I thought tonight
was a night of hard home truths.

1642
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:35,120
This is one of them.

1643
01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,914
You cook with obsession, not love.

1644
01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:41,376
Even your hot dishes are cold.

1645
01:29:42,502 --> 01:29:43,587
You're a chef.

1646
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:47,007
Your single purpose on this Earth
is to serve people food

1647
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,843
that they might actually like,
and you have failed.

1648
01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:51,886
You've failed.

1649
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:53,346
And you've bored me.

1650
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:56,391
And the worst part is
I'm still fucking hungry.

1651
01:29:57,684 --> 01:29:59,686
You're... You're still hungry?

1652
01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:00,770
Yes, I am.

1653
01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:04,566
How hungry?

1654
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,234
Starved.

1655
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,944
Well, what are you hungry for?

1656
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:09,404
What do you have?

1657
01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,488
Everything.

1658
01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:14,659
-You know what I'd really like?
-Tell me.

1659
01:30:15,827 --> 01:30:17,162
A cheeseburger.

1660
01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:26,671
Yeah, we can do a cheeseburger.

1661
01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,506
A real cheeseburger.

1662
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,967
Not some fancy,
deconstructed avant bullshit.

1663
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,886
A real cheeseburger.

1664
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:36,139
Well, I'll make you a very good,
very traditional cheeseburger.

1665
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:37,349
I don't think you can.

1666
01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:41,102
I'll make you feel as if you're eating
the first cheeseburger you ever ate.

1667
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:44,689
The cheap one your parents
could barely afford.

1668
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:47,150
-Show me.
-How do you like it?

1669
01:30:47,233 --> 01:30:49,069
Medium. American cheese.

1670
01:30:49,152 --> 01:30:51,404
American cheese is the best cheese
for a cheeseburger,

1671
01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:53,156
because it melts without splitting.

1672
01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:54,449
How much will that set me back?

1673
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:55,700
$9.95.

1674
01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:59,204
That come with fries?

1675
01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,122
-Niels.
-Yes, Chef?

1676
01:31:01,206 --> 01:31:03,124
-Is the fryer still on?
-Yes, Chef.

1677
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,920
Crinkle-cut or julienne?

1678
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:46,394
Hmm.

1679
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,278
Mmm.

1680
01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:02,285
Now that...

1681
01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:06,790
...is a cheeseburger.

1682
01:33:07,290 --> 01:33:08,917
Yeah.

1683
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,668
That is a cheeseburger.

1684
01:33:14,339 --> 01:33:18,134
Unfortunately, I think my eyes
were a little bigger than my stomach.

1685
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:22,555
Well, I understand.

1686
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,434
Can I get the rest to go?

1687
01:33:35,902 --> 01:33:37,195
One moment, please.

1688
01:33:54,504 --> 01:33:55,964
One cheeseburger to go.

1689
01:33:58,174 --> 01:33:59,342
And a gift bag.

1690
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,640
Thank you for dining at Hawthorn.

1691
01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:08,685
Thank you...

1692
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:11,771
...for, um...

1693
01:34:15,567 --> 01:34:17,819
For everything.

1694
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:15,418
Before our final course,
there is the matter of the bill.

1695
01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:19,255
We're on a no-tip system,
so gratuity is included.

1696
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:21,466
And please enjoy your gift bags.

1697
01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:24,093
Um... Some goodies in there.

1698
01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:27,680
A booklet of our local suppliers,

1699
01:35:28,348 --> 01:35:30,391
some house-made granola,

1700
01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:36,397
one of Doug Verrick's fingers,
and a copy of tonight's menu.

1701
01:35:40,151 --> 01:35:41,694
Oh! No, no.

1702
01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:43,821
It's on the magazine.

1703
01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:55,833
I told you you weren't leaving.

1704
01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:07,637
So, once again,
thank you for dining with us tonight.

1705
01:36:09,263 --> 01:36:11,933
You represent the ruin of my art

1706
01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:14,560
and my life,

1707
01:36:15,478 --> 01:36:18,064
and now you get to be a part of it.

1708
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:23,528
A part of what I hope is my masterpiece.

1709
01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:17,498
And now, our final dessert course

1710
01:37:17,582 --> 01:37:21,335
is a playful twist
on a comfort food classic.

1711
01:37:23,129 --> 01:37:24,630
The s'more.

1712
01:37:26,132 --> 01:37:29,844
The most offensive assault
on the human palate ever contrived.

1713
01:37:30,553 --> 01:37:33,222
Unethically sourced chocolate
and gelatinized sugar water

1714
01:37:33,306 --> 01:37:36,517
imprisoned by industrial-grade
graham cracker.

1715
01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:41,147
It's everything wrong with us,
and yet we associate it with innocence.

1716
01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:42,440
With childhood.

1717
01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:43,858
<i>Mom and Dad.</i>

1718
01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:50,364
But what transforms
this fucking monstrosity is fire.

1719
01:37:50,448 --> 01:37:51,783
Oh, God.

1720
01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:57,038
The purifying flame.

1721
01:37:57,622 --> 01:38:00,124
It nourishes us, warms us,

1722
01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:05,630
re-invents us, forges and destroys us.

1723
01:38:06,339 --> 01:38:08,382
We must embrace the flame.

1724
01:38:12,428 --> 01:38:14,514
Jesus fucking Christ! Please.

1725
01:38:23,981 --> 01:38:26,067
We must be cleansed.

1726
01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:28,653
Made clean.

1727
01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,906
Like martyrs

1728
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:34,492
or heretics.

1729
01:38:35,326 --> 01:38:37,703
-We can be subsumed...

1730
01:38:37,787 --> 01:38:40,957
...and made anew.

1731
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:42,750
Thank you.

1732
01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:55,513
I love you all!

1733
01:38:55,596 --> 01:38:57,598
We love you, Chef!