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(LIGHTER CLICKS)

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Babe.

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Please don't smoke.
It'll kill your palate.

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Then my palate will die happy.

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Hey.

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Margot, tonight is huge, okay?

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The flavor profiles,
it's all super delicate.

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When you smoke, you ruin your ability
to be able to appreciate them.

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(SCOFFS) Oh, come on!

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Please. Please.

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Fine. Jesus.

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-Thank you.
-(SHIP HORN BLARES)

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Oh! Thank God.

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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

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MARGOT: Is that gonna fit everyone?

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TYLER: Yeah, easily.
Twelve customers total.

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MARGOT: A night?

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How do they turn a profit?

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TYLER: $1,250 a head. That's how.

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You're fucking kidding, right?

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What, are we eating a Rolex?

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Come on, let's not ruin this
by talking price, yeah?

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Just go with the flow.

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Let it be magical.

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-Hey, it's your dime.
-Mmm.

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BRYCE: Not bad!
DAVE: Oh, thanks, man.

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SOREN: You deserve this, baby.

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You know who's gonna love this? Betty!

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It's just a "fuck you" to Accounts.

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It's not even a client dinner.

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(LAUGHS) Fuck. We're dicks, huh?

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(GROANS) Great. A power tasting.

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They'll be wasted by the amuse.

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SOREN: Hi, guys.
DAVE: By boat.

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How did you think we were
gonna get on the...

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TED: Look at you on a gangplank in heels.

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Fuck.

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(MEN GRUNTING)

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Holy fucking shit.

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Lillian Bloom. Oh, my God.

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-Who's Lillian Bloom?
-(SHUSHES)

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Food critic for Saveur.

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She basically discovered Slowik.

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Okay, well, it's official.

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Tonight will be madness.

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(TYLER CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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BOATMAN: All aboard for Hawthorn!

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Hawthorn! All aboard!

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Wow.

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CAPTAIN: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Ladies and gentlemen,

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please make yourselves comfortable
for our short journey to Hawthorn Island.

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-Thank you.
-GEORGE: Ahoy!

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And avast, me hearties!

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Let's hope she's seaworthy, eh?

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Yes, sir. Yeah.

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Boat... Boat jokes.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Boat, yeah.

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-We're on a boat.
-Yeah. We're on a boat.

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(ALL CHUCKLE)

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SOREN: Hey, we got
a famous person on board, huh?

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BRYCE: FP in the house.

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DAVE: Barely F anymore,
though. It's not 1998.

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BRYCE: He's a P, and he's F.

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Oh, my God. Check it out.

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GEORGE: Hey, aren't you supposed
to be running interference for me?

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Make sure people don't bother me, then?

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God, we both know you were not bothered.

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MARGOT: I saw all his movies
when I was a kid.

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FELICITY: Hey, listen.

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Apparently, he's a big foodie.
You know, thinks he is.

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WAITER: Chef Slowik
would like to welcome you

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with a raw local oyster
in a mignonette emulsion,

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with lemon caviar
and an oyster leaf. Enjoy.

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-Beautiful. Thank you.
-Thank you.

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It's one of his classics. Mmm-mmm.

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The lemon pearls are made with alginate.

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-Alginate, as in, um...
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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As in algae. Come on.

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Right, yeah.

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-Pond scum.
-It's not...

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Delicious. (CHUCKLES)

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(CHUCKLES HAPPILY)

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Oh, my God.

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It's laughable.

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It's actually fucking laughably good.

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-It's good.
-Mmm.

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Think I prefer just the oyster, though.
Love oysters.

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No. No. It's the balance of the products.

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You need the mouth feel of the mignonette.

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Please don't say "mouth feel.”

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-Too late. Mouth feel.
-(CHUCKLES)

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(SHIP HORN BLARES)

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(INTENSE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Hi.

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LILLIAN: Thank you.

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Jesus, this is like prom.

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Yeah? I never went to prom.

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-Really? Why not?
-(MUSIC FADES)

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"Cause none of the cool girls
like you said, "Yes."

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Aw, poor baby.

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-Well, fuck those bitches.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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-Bryce.
-Welcome.

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Welcome, Mr. Lorimer.

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-Hello. Felicity Lynn.
-ELSA: Hello. Good evening.

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-And Damien Garcia.
-ELSA: And Mr. George Diaz.

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-Mr. Diaz. Welcome.
-You gave my real name?

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Of course I gave them your real name.

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-What about the paparazzi?
-It's a pleasure to have you.

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Paparazzi? We're on an island.

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Of course I gave them your real name.

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Welcome to Hawthorn.

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Mr. Ledford and Miss Westervelt?

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(STUTTERS) Oh, no. Um...

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Sorry, yeah, no. That was, uh...

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That's not Miss...
She had a change of plans,

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so Miss Westervelt couldn't...
This is Miss...

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I'm Margot.

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-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-(TYLER CLEARS THROAT)

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Margot. Welcome.

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We'll endeavor to make your evening
as pleasant as possible.

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-Thanks.
-Right this way.

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Thanks.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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That was really awkward.
I'm sorry. That was not...

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-No, no. Fine.
-(SIGHS)

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Don't worry about it.

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TYLER: (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry.

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ELSA: Mr. Leibrandt.
Mrs. Leibrandt. Welcome.

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RICHARD: We'll just go straight
to the restaurant, if you don't mind.

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ANNE: We've seen the tour
many, many times.

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ELSA: Yes, yes, you have.

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My esteemed guests
can continue their conversation this way.

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Thank you. Please follow me.

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So, like, what are you working on now?

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Oh, hey, thanks for asking.
See, people still know me.

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I'm moving into
the presenter phase of my career.

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You know? Do me.

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ELSA: Hawthorn Island
comprises 12 acres of forest and pasture.

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We have the bounty
of the sea surrounding us.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Out there, right now,
we are harvesting scallops.

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You'll eat them tonight.

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-No, get out. Oh, shoot!
-Yes.

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Hey! (LAUGHING)

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Hey, harvest harder, me dude!

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We're starving!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Oh, my goodness.

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I do like the sense of it
being a sort of bio me of culinary ideas.

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Right. Like, it functions like
an epicurean salon.

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No, I like bio me better I think.

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Biome's better. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's... Yeah.

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MARGOT: We have reached
the base camp of Mount Bullshit.

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This is insane. (CHUCKLES)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Smell that.

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BOTH: Mmm.

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SOREN: We're gonna be hungry.

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GEORGE: Yeah, I'm a huge
embarrassing foodie.

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I love this stuff.

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And I'm close, personal
friends with the chef.

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SOREN: Okay, player.

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ELSA: Our smokehouse
is in the Nordic tradition.

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We use the meat of dairy cows only,

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which we age for an astonishing 152 days
to relax the protein strands.

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BRYCE: Ah, yes. Yes.
TED: Can we pop in here?

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-Dude, I read about one of these online.
-Oh, yeah? Can I check it out?

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-DAVE: Korean barbeque.
-Yes.

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But please, do not touch our proteins.
They're immature.

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So, what happens if
you serve it on the 153rd day?

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Does all hell break loose, or...

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Well, I suppose the bacteria
would introduce itself

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to the consumer's bloodstream
and spread into their spinal membranes,

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after which point, he or she
would become incapacitated

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and shortly thereafter expire.

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So, yes, all hell would break loose.

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(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)

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Good thing we're pros, yes?

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GEORGE: I'd like to work for her.

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SOREN: Yeah.
DAVE: Cool.

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ELSA: This is where we live.

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BRYCE: Yeah? What, you actually live here?
All of you?

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ELSA: All of us.

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Except Chef.

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-Yeah, well...
-LILLIAN: Oof.

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Esprit de corps. No?

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ELSA: No, Mr. Feldman.
It's very much more than that.

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Here we are family.

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Each day starts at 6:00,
with five hours of prep work.

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We harvest. We ferment.

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We slaughter. We marinate.

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We liquify. We spherify.

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We gel.

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-They, um... They "gel?"
-Yeah.

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We gel.

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Dinner is typically
four hours and 25 minutes.

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Each day ends at well past
2:00 in the morning.

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So yes, it's best that we all live here.

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You guys ever get burned out, or...

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-"Burned out?"
-Yeah, sorry, sorry.

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Like, tired of doing the same thing?

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Chef holds himself
to the highest standard, and so do we.

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We never burn anything unless by design,
to make delicious.

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Now, who's hungry?

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MARGOT: There is food
at the end of this, right?

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TED: Boat food to dinner table.

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Elsa.

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Excuse me.

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Elsa. Elsa, hi.

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Uh, who lives there?

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Chef.

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Oh, can we see that?

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Even we are not allowed
inside Chef's cottage, Mr. Ledford.

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MARGOT: (SHUSHES) Come on.

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We mustn't disturb
the Lord High Emperor of Sustenance.

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Yeah, all right.

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Isn't the GOAT the greatest of
all time, though?

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No, no, no. Back in the day...

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GEORGE: You think he'd pick that big guy?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

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So, I think that maybe
we'll just time the post.

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Oh, yeah? Bring you to the best spots?

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FELICITY: Yes, well,
I book the best spots.

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-So you tell me.
-GEORGE: With my name.

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FELICITY: Well, I...

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Hi, again.

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BRYCE: Gentlemen, parfait?

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FELICITY: Oh! Look at that view.

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Wanna take a picture?

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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SOREN: Where we going, chief?

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Here. Switch seats with me.

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-Miss...
-Mills.

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Ms. Mills. You will be sitting
in Miss Westervelt's seat.

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RICHARD: Just...
You should have the better view.

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ANNE: Well, I don't... (STUTTERS)

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I don't need a better view.

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RICHARD: No,
I'm gonna look at the kitchen.

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MARGOT: Thank you!
RICHARD: The rose, we'll get first.

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Enjoy.

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ELSA: Feel free to observe
the cooks as they innovate.

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But please, do not photograph our dishes.

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Chef strongly feels that
the beauty in his creations

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lies in their ephemeral nature.

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Here, come on. We can't miss this.

247
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,076
MARGOT: Oh. Um...

248
00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:05,581
Do you make that with a Paco jet?

249
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,250
-Exactly right, sir.
-Mmm.

250
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,963
You know, a Paco jet can produce
a powderized, uh, snow-like texture.

251
00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:15,340
-Cool.
-Yeah. I have one.

252
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,342
You really know your stuff, Mr. Ledford.

253
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:19,845
You know my name?

254
00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:21,889
Oh, we like to know
everyone who dines with us.

255
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,434
And Chef, is he around here somewhere?
I'd love to talk with him.

256
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,019
Why don't you take your seat?

257
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,730
We're about to serve.

258
00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:32,357
Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Thank you.

259
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,693
-TYLER: Wow.
-More Lambrusco, madam?

260
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:37,112
TYLER: Well, the attention
to detail, it's like, fuck!

261
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,280
And he knew my name, babe!

262
00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,823
Yeah. I noticed you didn't ask his name.

263
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,908
Yeah, well, you know.

264
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,620
(SHUSHES)

265
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,704
TYLER: There he is.

266
00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,968
Fuck me. Is he looking at me?

267
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,602
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

268
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,947
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

269
00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:25,285
TED: Bland? You call that bland?
LILLIAN: Well, it is bland.

270
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,578
SOREN: You like the winter, don't you?

271
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,913
DAVE: I don't actually...
SOREN: Fucking freak.

272
00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,998
SERVER: Here we have a compressed
and pickled cucumber melon,

273
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,084
milk snow, and charred lace.

274
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,377
-SOREN: Thanks.
-Enjoy.

275
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,423
Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow.

276
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,968
It's officially a plague,
and no one is immune.

277
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,599
Can you taste a little goat?

278
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,685
Right at the end. A little kid.

279
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,811
She said milk.

280
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:52,521
I wonder.

281
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,564
-She did not say of what species.
-TED: She did not.

282
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,899
FELICITY: I want to hear
your pitch for the show,

283
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,360
but first I would like to say "thank you"

284
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,362
-for the last two years.
-(PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

285
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:02,364
FELICITY: This opportunity has been, uh...

286
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,615
GEORGE: The best of your life?

287
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,200
Let's have to many, many, many more.

288
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,619
Come on. I'm trying to do a goodbye toast.
Can you please just let me do that?

289
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,246
-No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
-Yes, it is.

290
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:11,164
-I'm starting a new position.
-Oh, my God!

291
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,041
FELICITY: My mom got me a job at Sony.

292
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,418
I told you this two weeks ago.

293
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,336
Here's my, uh, work phone.

294
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,338
Here's the production
company's credit card.

295
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,756
What are you doin'? Non-transferrable.

296
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,092
And here is the key to your house in LA...

297
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,177
-I don't have pockets.
-...your apartment in New York

298
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,346
and your other apartment in New York
that your wife doesn't know about.

299
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,514
BRYCE: How's Amanda?

300
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:28,598
FELICITY: Take it because
I won't be there on Monday.

301
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,434
(CHUCKLES) We're doing this?

302
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:31,560
The "talking about our lives" thing?

303
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,603
-Is that it? We're close?
-Hey, I don't want to either.

304
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,605
-But shouldn't we?
-DAVE: Well, do we have to?

305
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,942
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?

306
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,111
Me and Amanda are not good. It's not good.

307
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:42,446
BRYCE: Are you at fault?

308
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:44,156
No, it was her fault.
She made me text her coworker.

309
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,283
Yeah, fucking of course
it's my fault, bro.

310
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,576
I'm an asshole.

311
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:48,910
Well, at least we have work.

312
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,954
-DAVE: And money.
-To work and money.

313
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,372
-DAVE: Yeah, baby.
-Yeah, baby.

314
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,623
We're pathetic, aren't we?

315
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,250
SOREN: Oh, my God, dude.
Somebody, shoot us.

316
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:59,296
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)

317
00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:01,173
FELICITY: (IN ENGLISH)
No, I'm not gonna have...

318
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,758
Jesus Christ. I want to live
inside this thing.

319
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,928
Mmm. So it's okay
that I'm not as into this as you are?

320
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,055
Oh, no, no. It's good.

321
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,723
I'm sitting with the coolest girl here.

322
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:11,892
Okay, so what is it with this food thing?

323
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,228
I don't know. It's like,
you know how people idolize,

324
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,897
you know, athletes, and musicians,

325
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,774
-and painters, and stuff?
-Mmm-hmm.

326
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,068
Yeah, those people are idiots.
What they do, it doesn't matter.

327
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,737
They play with inflatable balls
and ukuleles and shit.

328
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,030
Chefs,

329
00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,366
they play with the raw materials
of life itself.

330
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,700
And death itself. It's...

331
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,913
I mean, I've watched every fucking episode
of Chef's Table two or three times.

332
00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:34,748
I've watched Slowik's 20 times.

333
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:38,919
I've watched him explain the exact moment
a green strawberry is perfectly unripe.

334
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,879
I've watched him plate a raw scallop

335
00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:43,382
during its last
dying contraction of muscle.

336
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,300
It's art on the edge of the abyss,

337
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,386
which is where God works, too.
It's the same.

338
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,221
That was beautifully put, Tyler.

339
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:51,181
-Stop. Don't. No.
-No! I'm being serious.

340
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:54,601
I think I'm, um, starting to get it.

341
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:56,436
-Really?
-Yeah. A little.

342
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,444
(BELL DINGS)

343
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,449
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

344
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,125
Okay.

345
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,251
Yes, Chef.

346
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:21,586
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

347
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,393
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FADES)

348
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:45,986
SLOWIK: Good evening.

349
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,529
Good evening.

350
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,114
-Good evening. Hello.
-GEORGE: Hello.

351
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,533
Welcome to Hawthorn.

352
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,577
I am Julian Slowik,

353
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,121
and tonight it'll be
our pleasure to feed you.

354
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:57,456
The curtain rises.

355
00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:01,877
SLOWIK: Over the next few hours
you will ingest fat,

356
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:05,922
salt, sugar, protein,

357
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,925
bacteria, fungi,

358
00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,553
various plants and animals,

359
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:14,764
and, at times, entire ecosystems.

360
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,685
But I have to beg of you one thing.

361
00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:19,811
It's just one.

362
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,564
Do not eat.

363
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,691
Is he serious?

364
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,318
Taste.

365
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,321
Savor.

366
00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,405
Relish.

367
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,159
Consider every morsel
that you place inside your mouth.

368
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,329
Be mindful.

369
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,706
But do not eat.

370
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,211
Our menu is too precious
for that. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

371
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,420
And look around you.

372
00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:48,298
Here we are on this island.

373
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,467
Accept.

374
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,220
Accept all of it.

375
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:56,348
And forgive.

376
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,601
And on that note,

377
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,478
food!

378
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,064
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it.

379
00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:06,650
Here they come.

380
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,445
LILLIAN: Oh, wow.
It's like a marching band.

381
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,077
SLOWIK: Our first course
is called "The Island.”

382
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,496
On your plate are plants
from around the island,

383
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,665
placed on rocks from the shore,

384
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:24,376
covered in barely frozen,
filtered seawater

385
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:26,920
which will flavor the dish as it melts.

386
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,089
You know, this is what the guy
was fishing for earlier...

387
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,173
SLOWIK: Sorry?

388
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,592
TYLER: Um...

389
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,386
Sorry, Chef.

390
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:38,848
It's perfectly all right.
Yes, they are those very same scallops.

391
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,310
Now, here is what you must
remember about this dish.

392
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,356
We, the people on this island,
are not important.

393
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,987
The island and the nutrients it provides
exist in their most perfect state

394
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:57,075
without us gathering them
or manipulating them, or digesting them.

395
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:01,037
What happens inside this room
is meaningless

396
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,165
compared to what happens
outside in nature,

397
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,751
in the soil, in the water,

398
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,420
in the air.

399
00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:13,133
We are but a frightened nanosecond.

400
00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:17,137
Nature is timeless.

401
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,557
Enjoy.

402
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,851
(GUESTS CLAPPING)

403
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,060
That's a cheery thought.

404
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:25,937
(SNIFFLES)

405
00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:28,857
Are you crying?

406
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,944
It's just that I find it all very moving.

407
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,446
It's all so beautiful. I just...

408
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,239
It's almost too beautiful to eat.

409
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,159
-(PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-MARGOT: You know,

410
00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:41,202
the nicest restaurant
in my hometown was...

411
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,746
You don't think Chef's mad at me, right?

412
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,914
For the scallop thing?

413
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,000
You don't have to call him "Chef," Tyler.

414
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,419
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know
about your existence.

415
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:50,879
I kind of want him to...

416
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,965
-Like you? (CHUCKLES)
-Yeah. Kinda.

417
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,342
Tyler, you're the customer.

418
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,302
You're paying him to serve you.

419
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,305
It doesn't really matter
whether he likes you or not.

420
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:01,723
Right. Wait. What does that mean?

421
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:02,932
Mmm. Nothing.

422
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,852
Relax. Just eat your rock.

423
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:08,605
And to pair, from our friends
at Caroline Morey,

424
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,273
a Chassagne-Montrachet

425
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,942
premier cru from 2014.

426
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:15,195
Not just a single vineyard.

427
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,238
A single row of vines.

428
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,990
-Wow. Perfect.
-It's magical.

429
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,035
TED: Thoughts?
I'm really feeling this is quite...

430
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:24,287
It's half-great. It's there in moments.

431
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,372
There in moments.

432
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,290
There's a neediness
to the plating, you know.

433
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,792
I mean, it's been tweezered to fuck.

434
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,169
But the flavors are there.
It's very clean.

435
00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:33,380
It's very, um, thalassic.

436
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,299
-"Thalassic?"
-Oceanic.

437
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,218
Thalassa was the primeval
spirit of the sea.

438
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,427
Oh, Thalassa and Pontus.

439
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,304
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Correct. So, we are...

440
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,599
We're eating the ocean.

441
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,893
We're eating the ocean.

442
00:19:46,976 --> 00:19:48,395
-Yeah.
-Yes.

443
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,274
-FELICITY: How is it?
-Mmm.

444
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:55,276
It's good.

445
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,404
You can't just say "good"
for the show. You have to...

446
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,697
You have to embellish.

447
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,616
Oh, my God. For crying out loud.
It's not brain surgery, okay?

448
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,910
-It's a goddamn travel-food show.
-I know. Okay, so then, do it.

449
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:06,496
Yeah, yeah. So pitch it to me.

450
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:08,498
-Okay, so we go to Italy, right?
-FELICITY: Mmm-hmm.

451
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:13,294
We shoot me in Capri pants
on a pastel green Vespa,

452
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,673
driving around to get
to some Giuseppe's farm with cheese.

453
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:19,134
I eat the cheese, and then...

454
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,427
There's a close-up of me.

455
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:24,305
And I close my eyes, and I fake an orgasm,
and then off to South Africa,

456
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,101
and then, I maybe...
I talk about how racism is not so cool,

457
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,061
and bingo bongo, Emmy time.

458
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,354
-That's it?
-Okay? Can I eat now?

459
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,648
That's what you're gonna pitch
to three streaming services on Monday?

460
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,733
Yeah. Pretty much. That's that.

461
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,776
Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ.
That's a disaster.

462
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,070
I don't think you can go
to South Africa with a DUI.

463
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,865
-SOREN: You like this?
-The otter food?

464
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:43,116
Yeah. It's solid.

465
00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:44,576
SOREN: I mean,
I've had shellfish just as good

466
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:47,245
with my chef at home, Ricardo.
You know Ricardo. He's amazing.

467
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,705
BRYCE: Incredible.
SOREN: Whatever.

468
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,415
At least we can say
we've been here, right?

469
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,834
My dad used to say
that you buy the experience.

470
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,297
RICHARD: I mean, this looks like
a suburban landscaping.

471
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,757
What the fuck?

472
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:04,345
I saw Perry at DeLaurenti's the other day.

473
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,769
Oh?

474
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,022
How is he?

475
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:17,108
You know...

476
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,651
Perry.

477
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:23,740
Thank you.

478
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,661
SLOWIK: I want plating in five!

479
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,954
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

480
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,920
(BELL DINGS)

481
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,801
(CLAPS)

482
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,011
Is he gonna keep doing that?

483
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:50,683
Bread has existed in some form
for over 12,000 years,

484
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,061
especially amongst the poor.

485
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:55,313
Flour and water.

486
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,023
What could be simpler?

487
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:02,612
Even today, grain represents
65% of all agriculture.

488
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,865
Fruits and vegetables only 6%.

489
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:12,413
Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale,
measly bread in wine for breakfast.

490
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,750
And how did Jesus teach us to pray

491
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,461
-if not to beg for our daily bread?
-Beg for our daily bread.

492
00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:23,007
It is, and has always been,
the food of the common man.

493
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:27,178
But you, my dear guests,
are not the common man.

494
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,263
And so tonight...

495
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,807
...you get no bread.

496
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:32,058
(BELL DINGS)

497
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,776
LILLIAN: He must be joking.
TED: He's joking.

498
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,986
(GUESTS LAUGH)

499
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:46,155
-This is next-level.
-FELICITY: How are you not gonna...

500
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,240
Wow, he's not kidding.

501
00:22:47,323 --> 00:22:49,909
Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant
known for their bread. That's sweet.

502
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,035
-What?
-ANNE: Thank you.

503
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,830
It's not a fake-out, is it?

504
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,665
-What?
-TED: No.

505
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,792
It's gotta be a bit.

506
00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:01,129
Are you fuckin' serious?

507
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,714
SLOWIK: In this spirit,

508
00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:06,634
please enjoy
the unaccompanied accompaniments.

509
00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:09,095
FELICITY: "The bread
you will not be eating tonight

510
00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:11,890
"was made from a heritage wheat
called red fife,

511
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:15,768
"crafted with our partners
at the Tehachapi Grain Project

512
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,645
"devoted to preserving heirloom grains."

513
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,606
-This is insane.
-GEORGE: Mmm!

514
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:23,526
I gotta say that the shit around
the total absence of the bread

515
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,570
is, like, really good.

516
00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:28,197
I mean, it's a little outrageous,
isn't it?

517
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:31,075
It's fiendish, really.

518
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:35,246
I mean, he's always been keenly aware
of food as a history of class...

519
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,831
I mean, as have |I.

520
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:37,916
Sure.

521
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:44,547
Though I will say that this emulsion
does look slightly split.

522
00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:46,132
TED: Yeah.

523
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,594
I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything.
I noticed as soon as it came down.

524
00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:51,554
It's broken. It's broken.

525
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:54,515
Yeah, which is really...
I mean, you really...

526
00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,229
You really shouldn't see that in
a restaurant of this quality. There it is.

527
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,648
-Well, there it is.
-Yeah.

528
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:05,026
Oh, my God. I mean,
it's next-level badassery.

529
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,320
The way he weaves in
historical allegories.

530
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,406
I mean, the game is trying to guess
what the overarching theme

531
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,741
of the entire meal is gonna be.

532
00:24:11,824 --> 00:24:13,076
You won't know until the end.

533
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,370
Wait. You... You like this?

534
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,579
Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

535
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,247
He's basically insulting you.

536
00:24:18,831 --> 00:24:20,667
No, no, no. You don't get it.

537
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,793
It's a concept.

538
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,670
I know what a concept is, Tyler.

539
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,129
Trust me. He's telling a story.

540
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,673
That's what makes his food so exciting.

541
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:29,300
He's not just a chef. He's a storyteller.

542
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:30,802
And he doesn't give a fuck
about the rules.

543
00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:32,971
Call me the girl next door,
but maybe there are some rules

544
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,473
that you should give a fuck about,
like, I don't know,

545
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,308
giving food to people at a restaurant.

546
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,063
Dearest, no one would ever
call you the girl next door.

547
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:43,523
LILLIAN: I make my own bread.

548
00:24:43,606 --> 00:24:45,191
-You do? I didn't know that.
-Yeah.

549
00:24:45,274 --> 00:24:47,193
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's very rustic.

550
00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:49,404
It's peasant style. Yeasty.

551
00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:51,239
What kind of yeast are you using?

552
00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:53,908
Oh, I make my own from apples.

553
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,369
Well, of course you make
your own yeast from apples.

554
00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:59,080
-You wicked thing.
-(ELSA CLEARS THROAT)

555
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,124
-ELSA: Ms. Bloom?
-Mmm?

556
00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:03,292
ELSA: Here is another broken emulsion.

557
00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,087
Courtesy of Chef Slowik.

558
00:25:06,462 --> 00:25:08,256
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

559
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:12,802
SOREN: Hello.
BRYCE: Excuse me.

560
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:14,470
Is everything to your liking, sir?

561
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,432
Well, actually, no. Thanks for asking.

562
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,517
Uh, I mean, look, the food's great

563
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,477
and we totally
get all the conceptual stuff.

564
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,438
But could we please get a little bread?

565
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,523
You know, and some gluten-free
for my friend as well?

566
00:25:25,606 --> 00:25:26,691
-No.
-(AMUSING MUSIC STOPS)

567
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:28,526
||No?||

568
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:30,236
No.

569
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:31,988
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Okay.

570
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:35,074
This is all very clever,
and I didn't want to pull this card,

571
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:38,077
but you know who we are, right?

572
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:39,912
Yes.

573
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,165
You do? You know who we are?

574
00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:43,499
I know who you are.

575
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,627
Mmm-hmm. Then you know
we work with Doug Verrick, right?

576
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,713
No, you work for Mr. Verrick.

577
00:25:49,213 --> 00:25:50,465
-Exactly.
-Oh, fuck it.

578
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,301
And so you know,
we all play on the same team.

579
00:25:53,384 --> 00:25:56,095
So, just slip us a little bread.

580
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,306
-Please.
-We won't tell a soul, lady.

581
00:25:58,389 --> 00:26:00,308
- I promise, okay?
-No.

582
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,311
-(SOREN SIGHS)
-Did you say, "No?"

583
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,271
I said, "No." Yes.

584
00:26:05,354 --> 00:26:06,439
-Okay.
-Okay.

585
00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:07,774
-Wow.
-Okay.

586
00:26:08,274 --> 00:26:09,859
That will be all, though. Thanks.

587
00:26:11,277 --> 00:26:12,278
May 1?

588
00:26:12,695 --> 00:26:14,447
You don't have to do... Okay.

589
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,161
(WHISPERING) You will eat
less than you desire

590
00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:21,829
and more than you deserve.

591
00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:25,917
It's a pleasure to serve you.

592
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,420
TED: Well, I remain in ketosis,
so that's good news.

593
00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:32,632
TYLER: Without the bread,
it really focuses you.

594
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,176
It's so fucking good. Embalm me in this.

595
00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:39,097
-Are you not gonna try it?
-No.

596
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,431
-No?

597
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,516
This is great stuff.

598
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,684
-I'll take it and eat it.
-Yeah, go for it.

599
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,520
(ALL GASP)

600
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,355
TYLER: That was a total accident.

601
00:26:47,688 --> 00:26:49,065
MARGOT: It happens to the best of us.

602
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,860
TYLER: I'm...

603
00:26:53,277 --> 00:26:54,862
I'm sorry. That was...

604
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,155
No, I'm so sorry.

605
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:00,910
You haven't touched your food.

606
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,204
There...

607
00:27:03,287 --> 00:27:04,664
There is no food.

608
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,916
Well, no. This is food.

609
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:11,295
So, um, lots more food to come.

610
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,131
-Don't wanna fill up.
-That would not be possible.

611
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,967
I've precisely designed
the portions to account for that.

612
00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:18,136
So, (CHUCKLES) you won't fill up.

613
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:19,720
Please eat.

614
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:22,390
The menu only makes sense if you eat.

615
00:27:22,473 --> 00:27:23,766
But you told us not to eat.

616
00:27:24,475 --> 00:27:26,978
That is not what I meant, madam.
And you know it.

617
00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:31,107
Well, thank you for your concern,

618
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:34,402
but I am perfectly capable
of deciding when I eat and what.

619
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,241
Thank you.

620
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,369
Christ, that was humiliating.

621
00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:44,829
MARGOT: "Humiliating?"
TYLER: Yeah.

622
00:27:44,912 --> 00:27:46,539
MARGOT: Tyler, the guy is a prick.

623
00:27:46,622 --> 00:27:47,665
TYLER: Please don't.

624
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,418
You shouldn't be so fucking rude.

625
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,962
MARGOT: What?
TYLER: He asked you to eat.

626
00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,422
MARGOT: I don't like it.
TYLER: Just try it.

627
00:27:54,505 --> 00:27:55,506
Please.

628
00:27:57,383 --> 00:27:58,718
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

629
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,684
Plating in three, my friends!

630
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:07,768
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

631
00:28:11,772 --> 00:28:14,192
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

632
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,038
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FADES)

633
00:28:27,121 --> 00:28:30,917
SOMMELIER: That's a 2013
Pinot Noir from Ross Cobb.

634
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,377
We hyper-decanted it
with an immersion blender

635
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,254
to awaken it from its slumber.

636
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:36,339
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

637
00:28:36,422 --> 00:28:39,508
Slavonian oak, rich cherry
and tobacco notes,

638
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:43,471
and a faint sense of longing and regret.

639
00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:46,307
-Yes. Enjoy.
-MARGOT: Longing and regret.

640
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,017
My favorite.

641
00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:54,273
ANNE: She's staring again.

642
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,524
Where do we know her from?

643
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:56,734
We don't.

644
00:28:56,817 --> 00:29:00,154
Well, she really does look like Claire.

645
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,073
Why do you keep saying that? She doesn't.

646
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,075
You don't think so?

647
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:05,618
She's nothing like our Claire.

648
00:29:07,411 --> 00:29:09,205
That same faraway face.

649
00:29:09,288 --> 00:29:10,957
Can we not obsess? Please?

650
00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:14,919
I know. Hypothetically,
if you were leaving...

651
00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:16,462
-FELICITY: Right.
-...which you're not...

652
00:29:16,545 --> 00:29:18,756
-FELICITY: Mmm-hmm.
-...what would you be leaving for?

653
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:20,675
Associate Development Co-Exec.

654
00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,260
And what the hell is that?

655
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:27,014
It's in development, so I'd be developing
or helping to develop things...

656
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,641
Why would that be better
than working for me?

657
00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:30,101
Well, because there's a future there.

658
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:31,686
-It's a corporate...
-Right. Right.

659
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,021
A different kind of future.
Does that make sense?

660
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,106
At the corporate...

661
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:36,565
Thank God it's all
just hypothetical anyway.

662
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:37,984
(SLOWIK CLAPS)

663
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,111
The next course is called "Memory."

664
00:29:40,569 --> 00:29:42,280
And that is what it's meant to evoke.

665
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:43,781
A memory.

666
00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:45,992
So, let me tell you a memory of mine.

667
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:49,287
When I was growing up,
a child in Waterloo, Iowa,

668
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:52,081
Tuesday was taco night.

669
00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:53,457
GEORGE: Oh, yeah!

670
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,583
Taco Tuesday!

671
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,335
-GEORGE: Yeah!
((GUESTS LAUGH)

672
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,754
And this, here, this lady here.

673
00:29:58,838 --> 00:29:59,964
This is my mother.

674
00:30:00,047 --> 00:30:01,590
(GUESTS EXCLAIM)

675
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,092
As you can see, she's rather drunk.

676
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,886
-(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
-This is not unusual.

677
00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:08,014
When I was seven years old,

678
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:11,517
one Tuesday, my father
came home quite drunk.

679
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,145
Really drunk.

680
00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:16,022
Also, not unusual.

681
00:30:17,648 --> 00:30:19,692
My mother grew angry and screamed at him,

682
00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:22,862
at which point,
he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord

683
00:30:22,945 --> 00:30:24,613
around her neck and pull it tight.

684
00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:26,824
I wept.

685
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,452
I screamed, I begged him to stop.

686
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,037
To make him stop,

687
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:35,541
I finally had to stab him in the thigh
with kitchen scissors.

688
00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,589
You remember that, Mother, don't you?

689
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:45,551
Now, I suppose I should've
stabbed him in the throat that evening.

690
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,763
But we're not so smart when we're young.

691
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,265
It was, as you can imagine,

692
00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:54,310
as a very memorable taco night.

693
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,189
-GEORGE: Oh, thank God he didn't.
-I mean, what the fuck was that?

694
00:30:58,272 --> 00:31:00,107
-Theatrical.
-FELICITY: You liked that?

695
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:03,444
Yeah, it's a back story to what
makes him a chef artist.

696
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,530
Dude, that guy's got some
really dark sense of humor, bro.

697
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:07,782
GEORGE: He's such an intense dude.

698
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,411
SLOWIK: So, here you have

699
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:16,207
house-smoked Bresse
chicken thigh al pastor

700
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:19,001
and our own tortillas
made with heirloom masa,

701
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,921
-one of Hawthorn's signature dishes.
-Thank you.

702
00:31:22,004 --> 00:31:25,174
SLOWIK: We change our menu constantly,
but, as Ms. Bloom knows,

703
00:31:25,257 --> 00:31:27,676
this has been a staple since day one.

704
00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,054
It's what you once said...

705
00:31:30,596 --> 00:31:31,722
Put you on the map.

706
00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,099
SLOWIK: Put me on the map.

707
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,559
Precisely what map would that be...

708
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,186
I wonder.

709
00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:41,315
Anyways, because we're always innovating,
and we fear irrelevance,

710
00:31:42,691 --> 00:31:44,360
an update to a classic.

711
00:31:44,443 --> 00:31:48,864
The images on the tortillas have been made
using a laser-engraving machine.

712
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:50,241
It's the first time we've used it.

713
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:55,204
We hope this taco night evokes
strong memories for us all.

714
00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:56,288
Enjoy.

715
00:31:57,206 --> 00:31:58,416
(LILLIAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

716
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:01,961
Well, of course he had to do a taco.

717
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:03,796
TED: Here you are.

718
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,091
What are they, Lil?

719
00:32:07,466 --> 00:32:08,551
LILLIAN: They're restaurants.

720
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:10,928
Um...

721
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:16,725
That I reviewed that all closed.

722
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,810
TED: Oh!

723
00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:19,186
Like a gag, then?

724
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,021
LILLIAN: Um, I think so.

725
00:32:21,772 --> 00:32:22,940
ANNE: Richard, what are these?

726
00:32:24,024 --> 00:32:25,901
Taco things. For the tacos.

727
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,904
No, the pictures. They're all of us.

728
00:32:32,908 --> 00:32:36,871
This one is after you had the melanoma
removed from your forehead.

729
00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:38,080
There's the bandage.

730
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,540
Isn't that nice? They remembered us.

731
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:41,959
MARGOT: Tyler, is that you?

732
00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:45,129
Yeah. They're all me from tonight
taking fucking photos.

733
00:32:45,212 --> 00:32:48,048
-(TYLER SIGHS)
-Jesus Christ, what's with this guy?

734
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,176
I knew it. He hates me.

735
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,094
God damn it.
I didn't think he'd really mind.

736
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,680
-Should I apologize?
-Apologize for what?

737
00:32:54,763 --> 00:32:56,724
GEORGE: Oh... (LAUGHS)
FELICITY: What?

738
00:32:58,058 --> 00:32:59,310
Calling Doctor Sunshine.

739
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,021
Oh, my God. I forgot
about that one. (LAUGHS)

740
00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:03,856
Dumb part. Bad script.

741
00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:04,940
Fun shoot, though.

742
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,902
Hmm. Maybe it's a joke
'cause you're friends, right?

743
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,779
Yeah, yeah, you know, friends.

744
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,574
I mean, you know, do I have any friends?

745
00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:16,785
SOREN: Wait. Um...

746
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,746
(STAMMERS) Hey, guys, what the fuck?

747
00:33:20,247 --> 00:33:21,248
DAVE: Are these...

748
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,084
How did they get these?

749
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,506
It's not good.

750
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,800
BRYCE: Uh, excuse me.

751
00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:34,845
(CLEARS THROAT)

752
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,348
-Can I help you, sir?
-(CLEARS THROAT)

753
00:33:37,431 --> 00:33:38,682
Yeah. What...

754
00:33:39,391 --> 00:33:40,768
What the hell are these?

755
00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:42,353
These are tortillas.

756
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,438
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

757
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,440
(IN ENGLISH) Yes, and what are these?

758
00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:49,068
These are tortillas

759
00:33:49,151 --> 00:33:51,946
which contain EchoBrite's tax records
and other documents,

760
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:55,074
showing how your company
has created invoices with fake charges.

761
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:57,409
How did you get these?

762
00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:00,287
I'm sorry, but Chef
never reveals his recipes.

763
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,456
(SCOFFS) Do you know how fucked you are?

764
00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:05,209
We'll have this place closed
by the morning. Do you understand?

765
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,254
Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

766
00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:10,464
Enjoy.

767
00:34:10,756 --> 00:34:13,259
ANNE: And this is you and...

768
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,012
Who is that woman?

769
00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:21,308
Uh...

770
00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:25,771
(SCOFFS)

771
00:34:26,605 --> 00:34:28,607
Well, how the hell
should I know? It's faked.

772
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:32,069
It's some sort of stupid joke.

773
00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:34,488
SOREN: It's a fucking taco, okay?
It can't hurt you.

774
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,448
Yeah, a fucking taco
that might hold up in court.

775
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:40,452
We have plausible deniability,
and if they try to turn us in...

776
00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,537
SOREN: (SNAPS FINGERS) Right!

777
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,789
If they turn us in,
they'd be turning Verrick in.

778
00:34:43,872 --> 00:34:45,457
And then they'd be
just as fucked as we are.

779
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,667
Right? So, we're fine.

780
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:48,669
Right?

781
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,755
-Yeah, we're good.
-We're fine. Yeah, fuck it.

782
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,674
They can't take your photograph
without your consent. This is insane.

783
00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:55,217
Stop talking and let me think, okay?

784
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,386
I have to make this right somehow.
I have to.

785
00:34:57,469 --> 00:34:58,929
Well, I'll tell you how you make it right.

786
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,973
You send this shit back. Excuse me.

787
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,434
-Excuse me! Sir, hi.
-Hey. Margot! Margot!

788
00:35:04,518 --> 00:35:06,312
Did you just fucking snap at me?

789
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,272
Do you know how long I've been
trying to get a reservation here?

790
00:35:08,355 --> 00:35:09,648
No, and I don't really care.

791
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,192
You do not send shit back
to this kitchen, you child.

792
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,153
You thank them for
even letting you in the door.

793
00:35:14,236 --> 00:35:16,155
-What did you just call me?
-I called you a child

794
00:35:16,238 --> 00:35:17,281
because you're fucking acting like it.

795
00:35:17,364 --> 00:35:19,575
Tyler, you need to apologize
to me right now.

796
00:35:19,658 --> 00:35:20,659
You cannot speak to me that way.

797
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,120
Actually, I can because,
ding dong, I'm the one who's paying.

798
00:35:23,203 --> 00:35:24,622
So maybe, shut up and eat.

799
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,293
Mmm. Oh, my God.

800
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:32,921
Oh, my God.

801
00:35:33,672 --> 00:35:35,674
This is incredible. You have to try this.

802
00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:38,135
No, thanks. Don't let me interrupt.

803
00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:46,185
Miss Mills?

804
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,646
How can I assist you?

805
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,357
Just looking for the ladies' room.

806
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,441
Right this way.

807
00:35:54,401 --> 00:35:55,402
Thank you.

808
00:35:56,695 --> 00:35:58,113
What's behind that silver door?

809
00:35:59,281 --> 00:36:00,407
Something very special.

810
00:36:14,254 --> 00:36:15,255
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

811
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,270
(LIGHTER CLICKS)

812
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:35,776
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

813
00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:37,152
No, you can't...

814
00:36:42,449 --> 00:36:43,701
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS)

815
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:44,827
You shouldn't be in here.

816
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,538
I'd like to know specifically what it was

817
00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:50,374
about the last course
that you did not enjoy.

818
00:36:50,457 --> 00:36:52,251
You've barely eaten the food.

819
00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:53,335
Why?

820
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,630
I need to know. Why don't you eat?

821
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,923
Why do you care?

822
00:36:58,006 --> 00:37:01,218
I take my work very seriously,
and you're not eating.

823
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,721
And that wounds me.

824
00:37:18,652 --> 00:37:20,988
I guess I'm just not very hungry.

825
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:23,741
I've told you who I am.

826
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,410
I'm Julian Slowik, and I am the chef here.

827
00:37:26,493 --> 00:37:27,870
Now, who are you?

828
00:37:29,329 --> 00:37:33,625
I'll ask again. Who are you?

829
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,877
I'm Margot Mills.

830
00:37:35,794 --> 00:37:37,463
So, where are you from, Margot?

831
00:37:38,338 --> 00:37:40,549
I'm from Grand Island, Nebraska.

832
00:37:41,258 --> 00:37:42,676
Now, does that make you feel better?

833
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,762
You want the address for Mom's
trailer park, you asshole?

834
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,930
No, it's not who you want me
to think you are.

835
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:49,266
Who are you?

836
00:37:49,349 --> 00:37:51,769
I am Margot.

837
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,063
You shouldn't be here tonight.

838
00:37:55,981 --> 00:37:57,691
Please get the fuck out of my way.

839
00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:02,696
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

840
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,704
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

841
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,130
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

842
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,222
Still very theatrical, but minimalist,

843
00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:30,224
like the Japanese,
the "minimirasuto” style.

844
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:31,308
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

845
00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:33,310
LILLIAN: But he was being playful, right?

846
00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:34,436
TED: Yes.

847
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,729
LILLIAN: I mean,
let's talk about the tacos.

848
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,523
It's a dialogue. It's playful.

849
00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:45,322
(SLOWIK CLAPS)

850
00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:48,742
I'm excited.

851
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,452
We're ready for our next course,

852
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,538
-which I think you'll find...
-Excuse me.

853
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:54,373
But what the hell is going on here?

854
00:38:54,456 --> 00:38:56,959
Would you just let me finish, please?
That okay?

855
00:38:58,377 --> 00:38:59,378
Thank you.

856
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:05,008
Ladies and gentlemen,
please meet sous-chef Jeremy Louden.

857
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,636
(CLAPPING)

858
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,558
Jeremy created the next dish.

859
00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:15,018
It's called "The Mess."

860
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:17,980
Originally from Sparks, Nevada,

861
00:39:18,063 --> 00:39:21,525
Jeremy studied at the Culinary Institute
in Hyde Park.

862
00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:25,571
Jeremy's goal, as he wrote
in a heartfelt letter,

863
00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,031
was to work for me here at Hawthorn.

864
00:39:29,324 --> 00:39:30,826
Isn't that right, Jeremy?

865
00:39:30,909 --> 00:39:32,578
-Yes, Chef.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)

866
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:35,956
Jeremy is talented.

867
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:38,834
He's good.

868
00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:41,587
He's very good. (SNIFFLES)

869
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,381
(CLICKS TONGUE) But he's not great.

870
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,093
He'll never be great.

871
00:39:49,344 --> 00:39:54,182
He desperately wants
my prestige, my job, my talent.

872
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:58,562
He aspires to greatness,
but he'll never achieve it.

873
00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:01,857
Correct, Jeremy?

874
00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:03,358
Yes, Chef.

875
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,319
Like me at his age,

876
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,780
Jeremy has forsaken everything
to achieve his goals.

877
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:13,702
Like mine, his life is pressure.

878
00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:17,122
Pressure to put out
the best food in the world.

879
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:21,919
And even when all goes right,
and the food is perfect,

880
00:40:22,544 --> 00:40:25,422
and the customers are happy,
and the critics are, too,

881
00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:28,300
there is no way to avoid the mess.

882
00:40:29,384 --> 00:40:31,261
The mess you make of your life,

883
00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:34,806
of your body, of your sanity,

884
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:41,688
by giving everything you have
to pleasing people you will never know.

885
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,358
Jeremy...

886
00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:47,069
...do you like this life?

887
00:40:47,152 --> 00:40:48,904
This life that you dreamed about?

888
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,157
-No, Chef.
-Mmm-hmm.

889
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,492
And do you want my life?

890
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,204
Not my position, nor my talent.

891
00:40:57,287 --> 00:40:58,288
My life.

892
00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:03,251
No, Chef. (BREATH TREMBLING)

893
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,219
(KISSES)

894
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:20,644
Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course,

895
00:41:21,186 --> 00:41:24,356
-sous-chef Jeremy's The Mess.
-(CLAPPING)

896
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:29,361
-(GUN FIRES)
(GUESTS SCREAM)

897
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,907
-GEORGE: Fuck!
-(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

898
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,158
ANNE: Oh, God!

899
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:37,077
SOREN: What are you doing?

900
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,705
What's wrong with you?

901
00:41:40,455 --> 00:41:41,540
LILLIAN: The fuck is that?

902
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,710
That was a shock.
I didn't see that comin'.

903
00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:46,378
SOREN: What the fuck, man?

904
00:41:46,461 --> 00:41:47,921
SLOWIK: Please. Sit. Sit.

905
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,172
SOMMELIER: Everything's fine.
SLOWIK: Please, it's all fine.

906
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,174
-What happened?
-It's just part of the menu.

907
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,843
-It's part of the show.
-It's a show?

908
00:41:52,926 --> 00:41:54,469
GEORGE: That's a show? That's not...

909
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,179
This is what you're paying for.

910
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:57,389
GEORGE: That's a stunt?
(STUTTERS) What was that?

911
00:41:57,472 --> 00:41:59,725
SLOWIK: This is an exclusive experience.

912
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:00,934
-Please just...
-SOREN: What the fuck, man?

913
00:42:01,059 --> 00:42:02,144
...return to your seats.

914
00:42:02,894 --> 00:42:04,271
Thank you so much.

915
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,107
DAVE: Is he dead?

916
00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,525
FELICITY: It's definitely
a squib or a packed...

917
00:42:08,608 --> 00:42:09,609
-Stay right there.
-Can I invite you

918
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,902
-to sit down, please?
-FELICITY: I've seen them

919
00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:12,279
-use it before.
-DAVE: It's not funny.

920
00:42:13,196 --> 00:42:14,239
What the fuck?

921
00:42:14,322 --> 00:42:15,782
-Is this real?
-BRYCE: What is happening?

922
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,076
GEORGE: It looks so damn real.
LILLIAN: No, no, no.

923
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,328
This is just theater, right?

924
00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:21,747
SOREN: What the fuck
are you talking about, lady?

925
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,290
He just fucking shot himself, okay?

926
00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:25,667
TED: It looked very real, Lillian.
Quite real.

927
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,003
This is... This is just theater.
It's stagecraft.

928
00:42:28,086 --> 00:42:29,087
Is it really?

929
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,422
LILLIAN: Yeah. This is what he does.

930
00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:32,132
It's part of the menu.

931
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,553
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

932
00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:53,236
-Eat!
-(GASPS)

933
00:42:57,949 --> 00:42:59,117
Enjoy.

934
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,535
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

935
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:08,335
Fifth course on order.

936
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,628
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

937
00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,423
Tyler, what the hell is going on?

938
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,093
SOMMELIER: And here we have
a bio dynamic Cabernet Franc

939
00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:19,387
from our friends at Domaine Breton.

940
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:24,309
It has no added sulfites,
a bit of barnyard funk,

941
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:28,146
and just a wonderful match
with roasted proteins. Enjoy.

942
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:30,649
-We're leaving. Now.
-(STUTTERS) But I have to get my wrap.

943
00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:32,234
-Forget your wrap. Get up.
-But I...

944
00:43:32,317 --> 00:43:33,318
ELSA: Mr. Leibrandt?

945
00:43:33,401 --> 00:43:34,528
-We're leaving.
-Is something wrong?

946
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:35,654
We're leaving.

947
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,864
There is no boat to leave on.

948
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,116
Then I'll call a helicopter.

949
00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,493
That would be very difficult
without phone service.

950
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:43,370
Fucking move.

951
00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,163
Jesus. Just do what they say,
for God's sake!

952
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,873
I'll handle this.

953
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,626
-Just let me handle this.
-With which hand, Mr. Leibrandt?

954
00:43:49,709 --> 00:43:50,752
What?

955
00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:53,672
With which hand will you
handle this? Left or right?

956
00:43:53,755 --> 00:43:55,423
What the fuck are you saying?

957
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:56,508
Shall we choose?

958
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:58,176
RICHARD: Choose what?

959
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,846
Very well. Left hand.

960
00:44:01,304 --> 00:44:02,305
Ring finger.

961
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,559
Let me out! Let me out!

962
00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:06,685
No!

963
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,019
-(RICHARD WHIMPERS)
-GEORGE: Come on. Come on.

964
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,229
-Leave the guy alone.
-What the fuck are you doing?

965
00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,190
SOREN: Come on. Easy. Easy!
Leave him alone!

966
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,483
GEORGE: Leave the old guy alone!

967
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,861
Mr. Leibrandt, please hold still.

968
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:17,112
-(CLEAVER THUDS)
(SCREAMS)

969
00:44:17,195 --> 00:44:18,280
-(GUESTS SCREAM)
-(SCREAMS)

970
00:44:18,363 --> 00:44:19,698
(GUESTS GASP)

971
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,576
What the fuck are you doing?

972
00:44:24,744 --> 00:44:27,038
-ANNE: Richard!
-(RICHARD CRYING IN PAIN)

973
00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:28,165
Richard!

974
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,251
Please stay seated.

975
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:34,045
(RICHARD CONTINUES CRYING)

976
00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:35,505
Please stay seated.

977
00:44:38,675 --> 00:44:40,010
FELICITY: What the...

978
00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:42,554
GEORGE: What the hell's goin' on?
Get a doctor for him.

979
00:44:42,637 --> 00:44:44,347
Do you need assistance finding your seat?

980
00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:45,974
There's a finger. The finger.
There's a finger right there.

981
00:44:46,057 --> 00:44:47,684
The man is screamin' in pain!

982
00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:49,144
SLOWIK: Please, sit.

983
00:44:49,227 --> 00:44:50,228
Sir?

984
00:44:50,812 --> 00:44:52,898
SOREN: It's not funny, lady! Jesus Christ!

985
00:44:52,981 --> 00:44:55,192
-It's all part of the menu.
-(LILLIAN LAUGHING)

986
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:57,485
LILLIAN: Oh, my God!

987
00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:59,654
This is real, isn't it? I can't do it.

988
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,532
-I can't do a hostage thing. I can't.
-Then why don't you go talk to him?

989
00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:04,242
Go talk to him!
Because you know him, right?

990
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,410
I made that up.

991
00:45:05,493 --> 00:45:06,620
Why?

992
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:10,373
Because I'm a name-dropping whore.
That's why, okay?

993
00:45:11,249 --> 00:45:13,001
(RICHARD CRYING IN PAIN)

994
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:18,965
ELSA: Your husband's ring, madam.

995
00:45:22,802 --> 00:45:24,221
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

996
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:25,555
LILLIAN: Ted. Ted!

997
00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:29,935
I honestly think that this whole thing
is just for our benefit.

998
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,394
I mean, us.

999
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:35,190
That's why he texted me.
And this is incredible. Right?

1000
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,359
The acting is astonishing.

1001
00:45:37,442 --> 00:45:38,860
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

1002
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,530
Chef Slowik would like
to see you in the kitchen.

1003
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,534
TYLER: Can I come, too?
ELSA: No.

1004
00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,222
No, no, I'm sorry, but you're all wrong.

1005
00:46:07,305 --> 00:46:08,348
-(CHUCKLES)
-Why are you doing this?

1006
00:46:08,431 --> 00:46:09,766
You're just simply wrong.

1007
00:46:09,849 --> 00:46:11,142
What are you talking about?

1008
00:46:11,726 --> 00:46:12,769
Who are you?

1009
00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:14,729
Margot.

1010
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,023
My name is Margot.

1011
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,859
I've served many Margots.
You're not a Margot.

1012
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,570
-No.
-What the fuck does it matter?

1013
00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:25,407
It matters because this menu,
this guest list,

1014
00:46:25,490 --> 00:46:28,410
this entire evening
has been painstakingly planned.

1015
00:46:28,493 --> 00:46:31,037
And you were not a part of that plan.

1016
00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:33,832
And it's spoiling everything.

1017
00:46:34,874 --> 00:46:37,669
In order to proceed,
I have to know where to seat you.

1018
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,297
With us, or with them?

1019
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,590
It's really... It's very important.

1020
00:46:43,174 --> 00:46:45,218
And then you'll let me live?

1021
00:46:45,593 --> 00:46:46,594
Let you live? No!

1022
00:46:47,345 --> 00:46:48,346
Of course not.

1023
00:46:49,514 --> 00:46:51,891
Can't you see that
that would ruin the menu?

1024
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,269
We're all gonna die tonight.

1025
00:46:55,061 --> 00:46:56,354
Isn't that right?

1026
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:57,439
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1027
00:46:58,064 --> 00:47:00,108
So, the question is,

1028
00:47:00,191 --> 00:47:03,611
do you wanna die with those who give,
or with those who take?

1029
00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:05,864
But I die either way?

1030
00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:07,866
It's arbitrary.

1031
00:47:07,949 --> 00:47:10,660
No, it's not arbitrary.
Nothing in this kitchen is arbitrary.

1032
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,288
Please pick.

1033
00:47:14,205 --> 00:47:16,374
These decisions are important, and, uh,

1034
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:19,085
our menu is strictly timed.

1035
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,546
In 15 minutes,

1036
00:47:22,547 --> 00:47:27,385
I'll take a break between courses,
and that is how long you have to decide.

1037
00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:30,180
It's our side or theirs.

1038
00:47:30,263 --> 00:47:31,598
(TIMER TICKING)

1039
00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:33,391
In the meantime,
please return to your seat.

1040
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,226
The next dish is exquisite.

1041
00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:43,443
-Plating in five!
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1042
00:47:43,526 --> 00:47:46,112
-I love you all.
-COOKING TEAM: We love you, too, Chef!

1043
00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,447
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1044
00:47:50,241 --> 00:47:52,202
TYLER: Fuck!
He offer you a kitchen course?

1045
00:47:52,285 --> 00:47:54,120
All right, what was it? Protein or veg?

1046
00:47:56,623 --> 00:47:59,042
Protein or veg? Hmm?

1047
00:48:01,961 --> 00:48:04,464
God damn it. It's not fucking fair.

1048
00:48:04,547 --> 00:48:06,257
Why do you get a kitchen course?

1049
00:48:07,592 --> 00:48:09,511
You smoke all day.
Can't even fucking taste it.

1050
00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:11,221
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1051
00:48:21,898 --> 00:48:23,149
BRYCE: We're cornered. Let's focus.

1052
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:26,444
Wait, what's the play here?
What are our options?

1053
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:30,281
DAVE: The door is guarded,
but it could be a play.

1054
00:48:31,449 --> 00:48:32,450
BRYCE: Yeah.

1055
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:34,577
Has anybody seen
down the hallway if we can...

1056
00:48:35,161 --> 00:48:37,956
Hey, guys. We gotta do something,
and we can't be cowards.

1057
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:39,833
This worked in a movie
I did called The Assault.

1058
00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:42,419
When they bring their knives and forks,
we just storm their kitchen, okay?

1059
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:44,087
You think we have
better knife skills than them?

1060
00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:45,422
GEORGE: What other choice do we have?

1061
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:46,714
DAVE: I don't fuckin' know, man.

1062
00:48:46,798 --> 00:48:47,966
BRYCE: So what, then? We...

1063
00:48:48,049 --> 00:48:50,260
Fuck it. I'm gonna break
this fucking window.

1064
00:48:50,343 --> 00:48:52,387
-GEORGE: Yeah! Go for it! Go for it!
-(YELLS)

1065
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,014
(MUFFLED YELLING)

1066
00:48:56,015 --> 00:48:57,809
(YELLING)

1067
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,064
Fuck!

1068
00:49:04,899 --> 00:49:06,651
Please let me help you back to your table.

1069
00:49:06,734 --> 00:49:07,735
Fuck.

1070
00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:11,156
I'm sorry, man.

1071
00:49:12,615 --> 00:49:13,992
(CLAPS)

1072
00:49:14,075 --> 00:49:15,910
-God.
-SOREN: Fuck.

1073
00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,495
SLOWIK: There's a saying.

1074
00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:20,081
"Sometimes all you need
is a good cup of tea."

1075
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:24,586
I learned that growing up in Bratislava.

1076
00:49:24,669 --> 00:49:27,088
I've found that not only
does tea cleanse the palate,

1077
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:31,634
but it offers a soothing balm
when facing some hard home truths.

1078
00:49:32,510 --> 00:49:34,471
But before we continue,

1079
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:38,266
are there any questions
about me or Hawthorn?

1080
00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:40,560
Any questions?

1081
00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:41,686
(COUGHS)

1082
00:49:43,354 --> 00:49:45,148
Is this bergamot I'm getting, Chef?

1083
00:49:45,982 --> 00:49:47,317
Yes, it is.

1084
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,319
-GEORGE: (CLEARS THROAT) Chef?
-Yes?

1085
00:49:49,402 --> 00:49:52,906
Uh, I think I speak for everybody here
when I say that, uh...

1086
00:49:53,781 --> 00:49:55,742
I wanna know... I mean, we wanna know...

1087
00:49:55,825 --> 00:49:57,535
Why the fuck is this happening, man?

1088
00:49:57,619 --> 00:50:00,413
SLOWIK: Well, I'll tell you.
Think of yourselves as ingredients

1089
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,624
in a degustation concept.

1090
00:50:02,707 --> 00:50:05,126
-What?
-SLOWIK: A tasting concept.

1091
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:07,712
Figuratively speaking. (CHUCKLES)

1092
00:50:07,795 --> 00:50:09,506
I think that is the best way
to describe it.

1093
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:13,384
But none of this should be
a surprise to most of you.

1094
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,220
Ms. Bloom.

1095
00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:19,849
Lillian, if I may,
my cherished early advocate

1096
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:23,478
knows the damage she has done
to so many livelihoods.

1097
00:50:23,561 --> 00:50:25,980
No, no, no. (STUTTERS) Hang on, Chef.

1098
00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:27,732
SLOWIK: No, no, no. No, you don't talk.

1099
00:50:27,815 --> 00:50:28,983
TED: I'm sorry, Chef.

1100
00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:30,944
You submitted to an interview

1101
00:50:31,027 --> 00:50:32,862
-with Lillian Bloom.
-SLOWIK: What? What?

1102
00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:34,364
And that interview
created this restaurant.

1103
00:50:34,447 --> 00:50:36,991
SLOWIK: You enable her filth.
You enable her filth.

1104
00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:38,910
You buttress.

1105
00:50:38,993 --> 00:50:40,453
You coddle.

1106
00:50:41,579 --> 00:50:43,164
SERVER: More broken emulsion, madam.

1107
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:46,501
SLOWIK: You loved that I texted you
an invitation for this evening.

1108
00:50:46,584 --> 00:50:49,420
Me yearning for your attendance. (SCOFFS)

1109
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:52,131
Your ego was fed.
But that is to be expected.

1110
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,133
And no, you've fed my ego as well.

1111
00:50:55,468 --> 00:50:56,928
Ten minutes, Ms. Mills.

1112
00:50:57,011 --> 00:51:00,390
Please. My... My husband
needs to go to the hospital.

1113
00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:02,433
I'm fine. Just let my wife go.

1114
00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,477
My loyal regulars.

1115
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:07,939
How many times have you eaten here
in the last five years?

1116
00:51:08,022 --> 00:51:09,607
I don't know. Six or seven?

1117
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:13,945
- I think it's more than that, Dick.
-Eleven. Eleven times.

1118
00:51:14,028 --> 00:51:17,824
Most people consider themselves blessed
if they eat here only once.

1119
00:51:17,907 --> 00:51:19,075
(SIGHS)

1120
00:51:19,158 --> 00:51:21,869
Mr. Leibrandt,
kindly name one dish you ate

1121
00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,871
the last time you were here.

1122
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,543
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1123
00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:31,170
Eleven times you take the boat out here

1124
00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:34,882
where we introduce every dish
every single time.

1125
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:37,218
We tell you exactly
what we're feeding you.

1126
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:40,555
Please tell me one dish you ate
the last time you were here.

1127
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:42,599
Or the time before.

1128
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,059
One. Please.

1129
00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:49,731
-(WHISPERS) Cod.
-What?

1130
00:51:51,232 --> 00:51:52,483
Cod.

1131
00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:54,319
Cod.

1132
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:57,155
It wasn't cod, you donkey.

1133
00:51:57,238 --> 00:51:58,781
It was halibut.

1134
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,326
Rare, fucking spotted halibut.

1135
00:52:02,118 --> 00:52:03,411
What does it matter?

1136
00:52:03,494 --> 00:52:05,705
It matters to the halibut, Mrs. Leibrandt.

1137
00:52:05,788 --> 00:52:09,500
And to the artist whose work
turns to shit inside your gut.

1138
00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:10,835
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1139
00:52:10,918 --> 00:52:13,129
I've allowed my work
to reach the price point

1140
00:52:13,212 --> 00:52:17,050
where only the class of people
in this room can access it.

1141
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:19,218
And I've been fooled
into trying to satisfy

1142
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,971
people who could never be satisfied.

1143
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:24,641
Starting with her.

1144
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:26,684
But that's our culture, isn't it?

1145
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:29,103
And my restaurant is part of the problem.

1146
00:52:29,687 --> 00:52:31,189
You say it's your restaurant.

1147
00:52:31,272 --> 00:52:34,317
But if we're all just bein'
honest tonight, it's not.

1148
00:52:35,109 --> 00:52:38,279
You're right.
Doug Verrick is my angel investor.

1149
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,698
He owns this island and this restaurant.

1150
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:44,202
And since Hawthorn is my entire life,

1151
00:52:44,285 --> 00:52:46,871
I would have to say
that Doug Verrick owns me.

1152
00:52:46,954 --> 00:52:49,207
Except now things are
a little more complicated,

1153
00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:51,709
and I own Doug Verrick.

1154
00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:56,047
-(LAUGHING)
(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1155
00:52:56,130 --> 00:52:57,882
(GROANING)

1156
00:52:59,008 --> 00:53:01,010
BRYCE: Oh, Jesus.
MARGOT: Oh, my God.

1157
00:53:01,844 --> 00:53:03,054
BRYCE: Holy shit.

1158
00:53:03,137 --> 00:53:04,597
SOREN: Hey, hey. How do we stop this, man?

1159
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,391
-No.
-Okay? Just please just make it stop.

1160
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:08,768
Just fuck in" tell us how to stop this.
we'll stop it, okay?

1161
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:10,937
-SLOWIK: You can't stop it.
-Obviously, we have money.

1162
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,980
Just say how much,
and we'll give it to you!

1163
00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:15,400
Just say a fucking number, man!

1164
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:18,486
SLOWIK: No. I don't need your money.

1165
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:22,949
(DAVE WHIMPERS)

1166
00:53:23,032 --> 00:53:24,409
(GROANS)

1167
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:28,913
He kept you open through COVID, you prick!

1168
00:53:28,996 --> 00:53:32,500
SLOWIK: Yes, he did.
And he questioned my menu.

1169
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:37,839
He would even request substitutions
despite the fact that

1170
00:53:37,922 --> 00:53:42,385
there are no substitutions at Hawthorn!

1171
00:53:44,595 --> 00:53:46,389
Fallen angel, please.

1172
00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:53,229
DOUG: No! No, no!

1173
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,732
BRYCE: What the hell?

1174
00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,024
SOREN: No.
SLOWIK: Listen.

1175
00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:59,026
-This is fucking...
-I said, "Listen."

1176
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,738
DOUG: No! Julian!

1177
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:03,656
-SOREN:;: This is fuckin' insane.
- I said, "Listen."

1178
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,741
FELICITY: No...

1179
00:54:06,868 --> 00:54:08,828
-SLOWIK: (SHUSHES) Listen.
-SOREN: No, no. This is fuckin' insane.

1180
00:54:08,911 --> 00:54:10,121
SLOWIK: No, I said, "Listen!"

1181
00:54:10,204 --> 00:54:12,790
-Just listen!
-(GUESTS GASPING)

1182
00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:13,916
Yeah.

1183
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,626
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

1184
00:54:17,211 --> 00:54:18,421
Do you hear?

1185
00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:20,965
And...

1186
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:23,968
And...

1187
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,097
...under he goes, and...

1188
00:54:29,056 --> 00:54:31,184
...quiet.
- (TIMER TICKING)

1189
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:32,435
Do you hear it?

1190
00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:35,480
Do you hear that silence?
Listen, can you hear it?

1191
00:54:37,231 --> 00:54:39,150
That silence means...

1192
00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:41,736
I'm free.

1193
00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:49,702
- (TIMER RINGING)
(FELICITY GASPS)

1194
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,579
ELSA: Time's up, Ms. Mills.

1195
00:54:51,662 --> 00:54:54,207
Chef will speak with you now
in his office.

1196
00:55:00,838 --> 00:55:02,006
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

1197
00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:04,717
Come in.

1198
00:55:15,269 --> 00:55:17,146
You've made your decision?

1199
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,398
-I have.
-And what have you decided?

1200
00:55:20,525 --> 00:55:22,693
That you were right.

1201
00:55:24,445 --> 00:55:26,030
I shouldn't be here.

1202
00:55:26,113 --> 00:55:28,449
And I say this with respect,

1203
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:31,077
because I'm sure
that you're quite brilliant,

1204
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:35,540
but, um, all of this is not meant for me.

1205
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:38,835
You're not sure I'm brilliant,
so don't say it. It's false.

1206
00:55:39,293 --> 00:55:40,503
Fine.

1207
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:42,505
I'm not sure that you're brilliant.

1208
00:55:42,588 --> 00:55:44,215
Oh, I was expecting more.

1209
00:55:44,298 --> 00:55:45,800
Fuck you!

1210
00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:48,594
I guess I'm gonna have to make
your decision for you.

1211
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:53,474
You belong here with your own breed.

1212
00:55:54,725 --> 00:55:56,686
And what breed is that?

1213
00:55:56,769 --> 00:55:58,396
With the shit shovelers.

1214
00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,648
You thought I couldn't tell?

1215
00:56:00,731 --> 00:56:04,819
Oh, I know a fellow
service industry worker when I see one.

1216
00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:08,573
Mr. Leibrandt. How do you know him?

1217
00:56:10,157 --> 00:56:11,868
You've been eyeing him all evening.

1218
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:14,954
-Well, I think you know.
-No, I don't.

1219
00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:19,333
So, he paid for an experience.

1220
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:23,212
And I can tell,
as one provider of experiences to another,

1221
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,298
that you don't rattle easily.

1222
00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:28,342
-So, how did he rattle you?
-(SCOFFS)

1223
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:29,844
-He didn't rattle...
-Margot.

1224
00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:34,056
He told me to agree
with everything he said

1225
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,766
and continue eye contact
while he jerked off.

1226
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,435
Wow. Specific.

1227
00:56:37,518 --> 00:56:38,686
Not really.

1228
00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:41,147
Pretty unoriginal.

1229
00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:44,775
What rattled me

1230
00:56:45,526 --> 00:56:48,154
is that he told me
to tell him that he was a good man,

1231
00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:49,447
and that I was his daughter,

1232
00:56:49,530 --> 00:56:51,782
and that he loved me,
and I loved him and...

1233
00:56:51,866 --> 00:56:53,326
And so, he's a romantic.

1234
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:56,746
-(SCOFFS)
-No, I don't need details.

1235
00:56:56,829 --> 00:57:00,082
You know, I...
I know what a bad customer is.

1236
00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:03,502
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1237
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:04,629
Yeah.

1238
00:57:06,964 --> 00:57:09,425
Do you enjoy providing your services?

1239
00:57:12,219 --> 00:57:13,304
Yes.

1240
00:57:14,221 --> 00:57:16,307
Orl... I used to.

1241
00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:20,519
Do you enjoy providing yours?

1242
00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,813
Oh, I used to,

1243
00:57:24,649 --> 00:57:27,568
but I haven't desired to cook
for someone in ages.

1244
00:57:29,153 --> 00:57:31,155
And one does miss that feeling.

1245
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,492
Come with me.

1246
00:57:36,869 --> 00:57:40,081
SLOWIK: (CLAPPING) Everyone's so down!

1247
00:57:40,164 --> 00:57:43,417
Ladies and gentlemen, for our next course,

1248
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:46,212
let us take the evening air!

1249
00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:47,755
Come on! Outside!

1250
00:57:47,838 --> 00:57:50,049
-SOMMELIER: Please, sir.
-Come on. Outside, everyone.

1251
00:57:50,132 --> 00:57:51,801
SOREN: If we can find a boat,
we can make a break for it.

1252
00:57:51,884 --> 00:57:54,261
SLOWIK: Regulars, too. Come on.
ELSA: Please follow Chef.

1253
00:57:55,012 --> 00:57:57,932
Chef, I'd love to talk to you
very quickly, Chef.

1254
00:57:58,015 --> 00:57:59,558
SLOWIK: Come on!
SOMMELIER: After you, please.

1255
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:00,977
Guests first.

1256
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,353
(RICHARD GROANS)

1257
00:58:02,436 --> 00:58:03,688
ANNE: Richard.

1258
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:09,485
SLOWIK: Follow me.

1259
00:58:10,319 --> 00:58:12,488
Into the tranquil night air.

1260
00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:23,541
Don't be frightened.
Nothing to be frightened of.

1261
00:58:25,501 --> 00:58:28,045
So, maybe there's a spare boat somewhere
and we can get out of here.

1262
00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:29,380
To what?

1263
00:58:29,463 --> 00:58:31,007
-What?
-Get out of here to what?

1264
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,508
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

1265
00:58:32,591 --> 00:58:33,718
-We're dead.
-It's okay.

1266
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:34,844
No. We're gonna die tonight.

1267
00:58:34,927 --> 00:58:36,095
-Yes, we are. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1268
00:58:36,178 --> 00:58:40,474
SLOWIK: Our next course will be presented
by sous-chef, Katherine Keller.

1269
00:58:45,813 --> 00:58:47,231
Good evening, everyone.

1270
00:58:49,483 --> 00:58:50,693
Three years ago,

1271
00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:53,112
Julian Slowik tried to fuck me.

1272
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:56,157
I refused his advances.

1273
00:58:56,615 --> 00:58:58,492
A week later, he tried again.

1274
00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:00,745
And again, I refused.

1275
00:59:02,329 --> 00:59:03,622
But he didn't fire me.

1276
00:59:03,998 --> 00:59:05,207
No.

1277
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,334
He kept me in his kitchen,

1278
00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:13,090
and refused to look me in the eye
or speak directly to me for eight months.

1279
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,801
He can do that.

1280
00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:18,220
Because he's the star.

1281
00:59:19,513 --> 00:59:21,098
He's the man.

1282
00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:25,686
Our next course is called "Man's Folly."

1283
00:59:35,029 --> 00:59:36,864
-(SQUELCHING)
(GUESTS GASP)

1284
00:59:36,947 --> 00:59:39,325
-(SLOWIK GROANS)
(GUESTS GROAN)

1285
00:59:44,705 --> 00:59:47,083
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1286
00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:53,547
I'm sorry.

1287
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,637
-(SLOWIK GROANS)
(GUESTS GROAN)

1288
01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:01,472
SOREN: Fuck.

1289
01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:06,185
To our male diners,
we now offer you the chance to escape.

1290
01:00:06,685 --> 01:00:09,480
You'll be given a 45-second head start,

1291
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:13,150
at which point members of my staff
will try and catch you.

1292
01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,652
If they do catch...

1293
01:00:14,735 --> 01:00:16,153
-(SOREN GRUNTING)
-Okay.

1294
01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:19,865
Forty-five seconds starts now.

1295
01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:21,534
(TIMER TICKING)

1296
01:00:22,284 --> 01:00:23,536
-Hold this.
-What?

1297
01:00:23,619 --> 01:00:25,621
I'm sorry. Come on. You know I'm awful.

1298
01:00:25,704 --> 01:00:27,331
TED: You're a wonderful critic. (KISSES)

1299
01:00:28,457 --> 01:00:30,501
I'll... I'll send for help. First thing.

1300
01:00:36,048 --> 01:00:37,299
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1301
01:00:40,469 --> 01:00:41,720
You, too.

1302
01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,729
I'll, uh, leave you to it.

1303
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,194
KATHERINE: Care to join me inside?

1304
01:00:57,611 --> 01:00:58,946
It's getting chilly.

1305
01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,158
It's right this way.

1306
01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:05,995
LILLIAN: Okay.

1307
01:01:06,579 --> 01:01:07,621
This way.

1308
01:01:13,794 --> 01:01:15,421
(DOOR CLOSES)

1309
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:24,305
-(TIMER RINGING)
-Go!

1310
01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:35,608
FELICITY: Thank you.
ANNE: Thank you.

1311
01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:44,325
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1312
01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:48,829
-(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Mmm.

1313
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,873
LILLIAN: This is fantastic.

1314
01:01:50,956 --> 01:01:55,461
The tartness of the umeboshi
and the waves of ferment.

1315
01:01:55,544 --> 01:01:57,671
It's rich, and yet it's clean.

1316
01:01:57,755 --> 01:01:59,048
It's delicious.

1317
01:01:59,965 --> 01:02:02,301
Yes, well, there was a time

1318
01:02:02,384 --> 01:02:04,345
that would have meant
a lot to me, Ms. Bloom.

1319
01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:09,391
(SNIFFLES)

1320
01:02:12,102 --> 01:02:14,313
(SOBBING)

1321
01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:15,981
MARGOT: Mmm.

1322
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:17,107
FELICITY: It's so good.

1323
01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:18,859
ANNE: Yes, it's really good.
MARGOT: Mmm-hmm.

1324
01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:21,487
You know, it's the emoji for me.

1325
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:23,113
-Umeboshi.
-FELICITY: Hmm?

1326
01:02:23,197 --> 01:02:24,531
-Umeboshi.
-FELICITY: Umeboshi.

1327
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:25,866
LILLIAN: This is so good.

1328
01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:28,244
FELICITY: You're very talented.
KATHERINE: Thank you.

1329
01:02:28,327 --> 01:02:31,121
Usually don't like foam, but...

1330
01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:34,208
SOREN: Don't fucking run next to me, bro!

1331
01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:35,459
BRYCE: No, you're running next to me!

1332
01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:37,169
SOREN: It's a big fuckin' forest!
Fuck off!

1333
01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:38,712
BRYCE: Get away from me!
SOREN: Fuck off, bro!

1334
01:02:41,006 --> 01:02:42,049
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1335
01:02:42,132 --> 01:02:43,133
Fuck.

1336
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:44,802
SOREN: Oh, my God.

1337
01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:47,221
Yeah.

1338
01:02:50,849 --> 01:02:51,892
ANNE: So...

1339
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,688
You know my husband.

1340
01:02:56,230 --> 01:02:58,941
(SCREAMING)

1341
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:03,529
(COUGHS) Um...

1342
01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:06,699
Yeah.

1343
01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:08,367
I do.

1344
01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:10,911
Right.

1345
01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:18,627
FELICITY: You can tell us.

1346
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:20,963
Are we all really dying tonight?

1347
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:25,342
It doesn't work if you live.

1348
01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:28,053
-ANNE: What doesn't work?
-The menu.

1349
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:29,138
FELICITY: Why not?

1350
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:31,140
It needs an ending...

1351
01:03:33,517 --> 01:03:35,060
That ties everything together
conceptually.

1352
01:03:36,186 --> 01:03:37,980
Otherwise, it just tastes good,
and who cares.

1353
01:03:38,063 --> 01:03:40,232
LILLIAN: I mean, really,
you should have your own place.

1354
01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:41,984
Right? And I could help you with that.

1355
01:03:42,484 --> 01:03:44,862
-I'm sure you could, Ms. Bloom.
-LILLIAN: I could. I could.

1356
01:03:44,945 --> 01:03:47,531
We would just have
to talk about... (STUTTERS)

1357
01:03:48,824 --> 01:03:50,576
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) ...the dying thing.

1358
01:03:50,659 --> 01:03:53,829
Oh, everyone dying was my pitch, actually.

1359
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,248
I'm super proud of it.

1360
01:04:00,586 --> 01:04:01,962
-Anybody want any wine?
-Yes, please.

1361
01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:03,130
LILLIAN: Fuck it.

1362
01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:05,841
-ANNE: Thank you.
-(WINE POURING)

1363
01:04:05,924 --> 01:04:07,051
(GROANING LOUDLY)

1364
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:11,597
I heard a pop. (YELPS)

1365
01:04:15,392 --> 01:04:16,435
Fuck!

1366
01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:18,437
Fuck!

1367
01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:27,237
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

1368
01:04:31,825 --> 01:04:33,577
(GASPS)

1369
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:35,829
SERVER: A special bite
for the last guest to be caught.

1370
01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:39,208
A little play on the Passard egg
with creme fraiche and maple.

1371
01:04:44,296 --> 01:04:45,756
-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

1372
01:04:48,133 --> 01:04:51,512
Not that you guys
give a single, flying fuck,

1373
01:04:51,595 --> 01:04:53,764
but my name is not Margot.

1374
01:04:54,431 --> 01:04:55,641
It's Erin.

1375
01:04:55,724 --> 01:04:58,352
And I'm from Brock ton, Massachusetts...

1376
01:05:00,854 --> 01:05:01,897
So there's that.

1377
01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:05,651
(DOOR OPENS)

1378
01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:08,112
Party's over.

1379
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:13,075
SOMMELIER: Come, gentlemen.

1380
01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:15,411
-Welcome back.
-What did you get?

1381
01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:16,495
SOMMELIER: Sir? Please.

1382
01:05:16,578 --> 01:05:18,705
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I'll take that. Thank you.

1383
01:05:18,789 --> 01:05:20,249
Ms. Bloom. Please.

1384
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:23,335
Allow me. No, it's fine. It's fine.

1385
01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:28,257
Here.

1386
01:05:29,174 --> 01:05:30,259
Oh, God.

1387
01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:31,927
(DOOR CLOSES)

1388
01:05:35,305 --> 01:05:36,390
FELICITY: How'd you do out there?

1389
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:39,601
I did great. I killed it.

1390
01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,603
I'm the only one who got away.

1391
01:05:42,646 --> 01:05:44,857
I'm sorry. I'm a fuckin' failure.

1392
01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:46,233
It's okay.

1393
01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:50,487
I've been stealing money from you.

1394
01:05:51,738 --> 01:05:52,739
GEORGE: I know.

1395
01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:54,950
I know you know.

1396
01:05:55,576 --> 01:05:58,078
I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.

1397
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,998
I know. You cc'd me on it.

1398
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,709
SLOWIK: Folks,

1399
01:06:04,376 --> 01:06:07,880
I'm afraid our menu
cannot continue as planned

1400
01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:10,507
until we deal with an unresolved matter.

1401
01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:12,718
You.

1402
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:15,762
Me?

1403
01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:17,890
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1404
01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:19,016
You.

1405
01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:23,353
Tell me why you're here.

1406
01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:27,733
(GRUNTS) You know, because I wanted to...

1407
01:06:27,816 --> 01:06:28,817
Swallow first.

1408
01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:30,194
(TYLER GRUNTING, GULPS)

1409
01:06:31,945 --> 01:06:33,655
I wanted to experience your food, Chef.

1410
01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:34,948
And what were you told?

1411
01:06:36,658 --> 01:06:38,785
-(TYLER STUTTERS)
-What were you told ahead of time?

1412
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,875
You told me it'd be
the greatest menu ever created.

1413
01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:46,710
Right. And? And?

1414
01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:53,926
And that everyone would die.

1415
01:06:54,009 --> 01:06:55,260
SLOWIK: "Everyone would die."

1416
01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:57,596
-(GUESTS GASP)
-SLOWIK: You had a date.

1417
01:06:58,263 --> 01:07:00,307
I seem to remember you had a date.

1418
01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,643
Not the young woman here tonight,

1419
01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:05,646
so what happened to her? Your date?

1420
01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:09,316
She broke up with me, Chef.

1421
01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:10,984
So, you brought Margot.

1422
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,528
TYLER: Mmm-hmm.
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1423
01:07:12,611 --> 01:07:13,654
Why?

1424
01:07:15,155 --> 01:07:17,741
"Cause you don't offer seatings for one.

1425
01:07:17,824 --> 01:07:20,619
So, you hired her knowing she'd die.

1426
01:07:20,702 --> 01:07:23,914
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BREATH TREMBLING)

1427
01:07:23,997 --> 01:07:26,416
-TYLER: Yes.
-You entitled piece of shit!

1428
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,127
-(GROANS)
-I'm gonna Kill you, Tyler!

1429
01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:30,712
(MARGOT GROWLS)

1430
01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:32,589
TYLER: Calm down.

1431
01:07:32,673 --> 01:07:34,716
(PANTING)

1432
01:07:37,594 --> 01:07:39,304
SLOWIK: You can't blame her, can you?

1433
01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:41,974
For the eight months
I've corresponded with you,

1434
01:07:42,057 --> 01:07:46,311
I gave you, Tyler,
access to our world, hmm.

1435
01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:48,772
And I swore you to secrecy.

1436
01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:51,108
Why do you think I'd do this?

1437
01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,777
-You wanted me here because...
-Why? Why?

1438
01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:55,821
...you said I know a lot about food.

1439
01:07:55,904 --> 01:07:58,073
SLOWIK: That's right.
You're not like the others, are you?

1440
01:07:58,156 --> 01:08:00,158
I mean, you know what a Paco jet is.

1441
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,452
-Yeah.
-SLOWIK: You knew what the bergamot was.

1442
01:08:02,536 --> 01:08:04,705
-Yeah. I could taste it.
-Yeah, you could.

1443
01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:06,373
Yeah, I know, but you identified it.

1444
01:08:06,456 --> 01:08:08,292
-Picked it out.
-Mmm-hmm. Right.

1445
01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,710
That impressed me.

1446
01:08:09,793 --> 01:08:11,211
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

1447
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,713
-I mean, you're a cook.
-Oh!

1448
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,464
Cooks belong in the kitchen.

1449
01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:16,466
Right?

1450
01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,176
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1451
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,261
SLOWIK: Yeah.

1452
01:08:19,886 --> 01:08:21,346
-Come with me.
-TYLER: Really?

1453
01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:22,848
Me? Really?

1454
01:08:22,931 --> 01:08:24,224
SLOWIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have something for you.

1455
01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:26,852
TYLER: (CHUCKLES) Okay.

1456
01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:28,604
Come here. Elsa has it.

1457
01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:30,856
Ah, it's a chef's jacket.

1458
01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:34,484
(SLOWIK AND TYLER CHUCKLE)

1459
01:08:34,568 --> 01:08:35,736
Courtesy of Hawthorn.

1460
01:08:35,819 --> 01:08:37,070
TYLER: Wow.
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1461
01:08:39,406 --> 01:08:40,490
Ah!

1462
01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:42,284
-Nice.
-Thank you.

1463
01:08:42,367 --> 01:08:44,953
You look wonderful.
Doesn't he look wonderful, Margot?

1464
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,289
-Doesn't he look good?
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1465
01:08:47,372 --> 01:08:49,291
Mr. Handsome Boy.

1466
01:08:53,086 --> 01:08:54,713
I'm gonna personalize the jacket.

1467
01:08:55,839 --> 01:08:57,799
"T, Y,

1468
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,302
“L, E,

1469
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:02,596
"R."

1470
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,059
Thank you. Thank you.

1471
01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:09,394
-I'm proud of you.
-Thank you, Chef.

1472
01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:12,022
Tyler, now cook.

1473
01:09:13,148 --> 01:09:15,233
-What?
-Cook.

1474
01:09:15,817 --> 01:09:18,654
-You're a cook. So, cook.
-Oh, I don't know if I can cook here.

1475
01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:21,031
-Cook. Cook.
-Now? I don't...

1476
01:09:21,114 --> 01:09:22,991
Cook! Go on, now.

1477
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451
What do you need?

1478
01:09:24,534 --> 01:09:26,161
-We have everything.
-ELSA: Please rise to observe

1479
01:09:26,244 --> 01:09:27,329
-the demonstration.
-Don't be frightened.

1480
01:09:27,412 --> 01:09:30,207
-What do you want... Um...
-Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1481
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:31,416
SLOWIK: Everyone, please come around.

1482
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:35,045
Please. Tyler's gonna demonstrate
his culinary expertise.

1483
01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,713
Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1484
01:09:36,797 --> 01:09:38,382
SLOWIK: Everyone, please.
Come around. Come closer.

1485
01:09:38,465 --> 01:09:39,591
What do you need?

1486
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:43,261
-Uh... Leeks.
-Get the cook some leeks.

1487
01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:46,181
Leeks. This is your station here.
What else?

1488
01:09:46,264 --> 01:09:49,226
Um... Sh... Ah...

1489
01:09:49,309 --> 01:09:51,645
Oh... Shit”? Would you like some shit?

1490
01:09:51,728 --> 01:09:52,729
No. Uh...

1491
01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:54,356
(STUTTERS) Shallots.

1492
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:56,191
Shallots for the great foodie!

1493
01:09:56,274 --> 01:09:57,526
The phenomenal Mr. Food himself!

1494
01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:58,652
TYLER: Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1495
01:09:58,735 --> 01:10:01,238
Everyone gather around.
We must learn from Tyler.

1496
01:10:02,155 --> 01:10:07,452
This is a new dicing method
of which we have been woefully ignorant.

1497
01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:08,578
What next?

1498
01:10:09,287 --> 01:10:10,414
Uh... Butter.

1499
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:13,166
Butter? Butter.
Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter.

1500
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:16,044
I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine.

1501
01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:18,004
Would you like a protein?

1502
01:10:18,088 --> 01:10:20,257
-Uh... Lamb.
-Lamb!

1503
01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:22,259
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1504
01:10:29,349 --> 01:10:30,684
TYLER: (GROANS) Oh!

1505
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,063
(TYLER MUTTERING)

1506
01:10:37,357 --> 01:10:39,192
(INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES SHARPLY)

1507
01:10:39,276 --> 01:10:40,819
-(PANS CLATTER)
-Oh!

1508
01:10:40,902 --> 01:10:42,612
(PAN SIZZLING)

1509
01:10:51,204 --> 01:10:52,414
Oh, yeah. I think it's done, Chef.

1510
01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:53,540
You think it's done? You're sure?

1511
01:10:53,623 --> 01:10:54,666
-Mmm-hmm.
-You wanna...

1512
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,084
Maybe you wanna jam it into the Paco jet.

1513
01:10:56,835 --> 01:10:57,919
No.

1514
01:11:05,343 --> 01:11:06,386
Mmm.

1515
01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,014
Wow.

1516
01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:11,516
Wow.

1517
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:13,393
It's actually quite...

1518
01:11:14,394 --> 01:11:15,395
...bad.

1519
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,523
(BELL DINGS)

1520
01:11:29,993 --> 01:11:34,998
You are why the mystery
has been drained from our art.

1521
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,585
You see that now, don't you?

1522
01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:41,296
Sorry, Chef.

1523
01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:44,382
Come here, son. Come.

1524
01:11:46,259 --> 01:11:47,344
Come here.

1525
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:53,350
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

1526
01:12:10,283 --> 01:12:11,284
Yes, Chef.

1527
01:12:25,382 --> 01:12:27,300
And now you're free, too.

1528
01:12:31,596 --> 01:12:34,641
Um, ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna apologize to you all.

1529
01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:38,228
What you just saw was not originally
part of tonight's menu.

1530
01:12:38,311 --> 01:12:40,188
We strive for perfection,

1531
01:12:41,064 --> 01:12:42,482
which of course does not exist,

1532
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:46,695
and that is a hard truth for me to accept,
so please forgive me.

1533
01:12:47,904 --> 01:12:49,072
Come with me.

1534
01:12:55,662 --> 01:12:57,330
SOMMELIER:
And that concludes our demonstration.

1535
01:12:57,414 --> 01:12:58,748
Please return to your seats.

1536
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:00,292
SLOWIK: Listen to me.

1537
01:13:01,626 --> 01:13:04,379
There's only one more
savory course left in our menu.

1538
01:13:04,462 --> 01:13:06,172
That means we must prepare for dessert.

1539
01:13:06,256 --> 01:13:08,884
-(SIGHS)
-Dessert requires a large barrel

1540
01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:10,594
that is supposed to be
there in the corner.

1541
01:13:11,261 --> 01:13:12,888
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Do you see a barrel?

1542
01:13:14,055 --> 01:13:16,266
MARGOT: No. No, I do not.
SLOWIK: Neither do I.

1543
01:13:16,349 --> 01:13:18,810
That is because
my negligent colleague, Elsa,

1544
01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:20,729
forgot to assign someone to bring it.

1545
01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:25,775
So, Margot,
you will fetch the barrel instead.

1546
01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:26,985
-Me?
-SLOWIK: Yes.

1547
01:13:27,068 --> 01:13:28,987
You remember the smokehouse? Hmm?

1548
01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:30,614
MARGOT: (STUTTERS) Maybe... I don't...

1549
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,240
Chef, perhaps one of us should...

1550
01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:35,035
SLOWIK: Margot is now one of us, Elsa.

1551
01:13:35,118 --> 01:13:36,202
Right, Margot?

1552
01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:38,455
-MARGOT: Yes.
-Yes, what?

1553
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:41,374
Yes, Chef.

1554
01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:43,585
Elsa, give her the smokehouse key.

1555
01:13:45,545 --> 01:13:47,672
Yes, Chef.

1556
01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:49,049
(KEYS JINGLING)

1557
01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:54,012
SLOWIK: Go.

1558
01:13:54,512 --> 01:13:55,597
Go!

1559
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,765
Um...

1560
01:14:00,518 --> 01:14:02,228
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

1561
01:14:04,522 --> 01:14:06,232
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1562
01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,071
(BIRD SQUAWKS)

1563
01:14:24,918 --> 01:14:26,670
(RICHARD BREATHING HEAVILY)

1564
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,424
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

1565
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,305
Excuse me. Uh...

1566
01:14:37,389 --> 01:14:38,515
(DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES)

1567
01:14:38,598 --> 01:14:40,475
(STUTTERS) I'm sorry, Chef.

1568
01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:43,353
Sir... Sir Slowik. Um...

1569
01:14:44,562 --> 01:14:45,981
Hi.

1570
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,065
What's up?

1571
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,110
Oh... Well, look...

1572
01:14:50,902 --> 01:14:54,197
What I really...
I just wanted to say because, um...

1573
01:14:54,698 --> 01:14:57,075
Look, I'm not trying to sound,
like, all whatever here or anything,

1574
01:14:57,158 --> 01:15:00,537
but I just don't think it's really fair.

1575
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:01,746
Maybe.

1576
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:02,998
(STUTTERS) If...

1577
01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:05,500
Do you wanna know
why you're being punished?

1578
01:15:07,168 --> 01:15:08,253
(HESITATES)

1579
01:15:09,212 --> 01:15:10,505
Sure.

1580
01:15:10,588 --> 01:15:15,218
I saw the film Calling Doctor Sunshine,
and I did not enjoy it.

1581
01:15:15,885 --> 01:15:16,886
Wait, sorry?

1582
01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,221
It was a Sunday.

1583
01:15:19,055 --> 01:15:20,640
My one day off in months.

1584
01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:22,600
The most precious day.

1585
01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,436
The day where I was allowed to live.

1586
01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:28,523
And I saw the film Calling Doc for Sunshine
alone in the cinema.

1587
01:15:28,606 --> 01:15:31,776
But look, I didn't direct it.
I just acted in it.

1588
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:34,404
The memory of your face in that film,

1589
01:15:35,905 --> 01:15:38,825
and seeing you again now haunts me.

1590
01:15:38,908 --> 01:15:39,951
Drives me.

1591
01:15:40,493 --> 01:15:44,330
What happens to an artist
when he loses his purpose?

1592
01:15:44,956 --> 01:15:46,291
It's pitiful.

1593
01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:48,501
No, you're right.

1594
01:15:52,505 --> 01:15:53,798
And what about her?

1595
01:15:54,632 --> 01:15:56,051
What school did you go to?

1596
01:15:56,801 --> 01:15:57,927
Brown.

1597
01:15:58,011 --> 01:15:59,179
Student loans?

1598
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,181
No.

1599
01:16:01,264 --> 01:16:02,807
I'm sorry. You're dying.

1600
01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:08,104
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
-(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1601
01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:21,701
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1602
01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:54,567
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STOPS)

1603
01:17:06,329 --> 01:17:08,289
Motherfucker.

1604
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,251
Really?

1605
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,142
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

1606
01:17:29,310 --> 01:17:31,855
ELSA: No one is allowed
inside Chef's house.

1607
01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,606
Do you think you're special?

1608
01:17:36,734 --> 01:17:38,695
You've disobeyed this rule.

1609
01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:48,037
I take care of the customers
so that Chef can take care of the menu.

1610
01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:55,378
You've been a nuisance
since you have arrived.

1611
01:17:55,461 --> 01:17:56,671
I'm sorry.

1612
01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,883
If you don't mind me asking though,

1613
01:18:01,050 --> 01:18:02,468
why would you die for him?

1614
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:04,846
You will not replace me.

1615
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:08,850
Replace you?
Trust me, I have no... (SCREAMS)

1616
01:18:11,269 --> 01:18:13,354
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MARGOT SCREAMING)

1617
01:18:16,941 --> 01:18:18,776
No, no. No!

1618
01:18:19,235 --> 01:18:21,571
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1619
01:18:29,787 --> 01:18:31,748
(BOTH SCREAM)

1620
01:18:32,707 --> 01:18:35,501
(BOTH GRUNTING AND STRUGGLING)

1621
01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:44,636
MARGOT: Stop! Enough!

1622
01:18:45,345 --> 01:18:48,181
He didn't tell me about the barrel.

1623
01:18:48,264 --> 01:18:50,099
- I didn't forget.
-(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

1624
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,976
-(MARGOT SCREAMS)
<(SQUELCHING)

1625
01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:53,811
Oh, my God!

1626
01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:55,271
(BLOOD GUSHING)

1627
01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:56,940
(CHOKING)

1628
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,156
(MARGOT GROANS)

1629
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,330
(PANTING)

1630
01:19:17,669 --> 01:19:19,796
(TENSE MUSIC FADES)

1631
01:19:25,551 --> 01:19:28,846
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1632
01:19:36,062 --> 01:19:37,063
(LOCK CLICKS)

1633
01:19:43,319 --> 01:19:44,487
(SWITCH CLICKS)

1634
01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:44,047
Oh, my God.

1635
01:20:44,130 --> 01:20:45,548
(GASPS) Um...

1636
01:20:47,675 --> 01:20:50,053
(RADIO TURNS ON)

1637
01:20:51,929 --> 01:20:52,930
Hello?

1638
01:20:53,431 --> 01:20:59,270
ALL: (SINGING)
Happy birthday, dear Bryce

1639
01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:04,984
Happy birthday to you

1640
01:21:05,068 --> 01:21:06,694
You told them it was my birthday?

1641
01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:09,113
Seemed funny about three hours ago.

1642
01:21:09,197 --> 01:21:10,365
Thank you.

1643
01:21:17,705 --> 01:21:21,292
Well, leave it there and take your seat.

1644
01:21:23,002 --> 01:21:24,921
(PANTING)

1645
01:21:26,547 --> 01:21:29,801
I want you to
understand something, Margot.

1646
01:21:36,349 --> 01:21:37,850
I am a monster.

1647
01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:40,686
No, was a monster.

1648
01:21:41,145 --> 01:21:42,522
And a whore.

1649
01:21:43,106 --> 01:21:46,317
But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure.

1650
01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:47,485
Egoless.

1651
01:21:47,568 --> 01:21:51,155
And at last, the pain is almost gone.

1652
01:21:51,989 --> 01:21:53,491
Chef's hands.

1653
01:21:54,575 --> 01:21:56,869
Asbestos hands.

1654
01:21:56,953 --> 01:22:02,166
I can carry a cast-iron from a hot oven
to your table with no protection.

1655
01:22:04,710 --> 01:22:06,462
I can no longer be hurt, Margot.

1656
01:22:07,630 --> 01:22:11,175
As Dr. King said,
"We know through painful experience

1657
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:14,846
"that freedom is never
voluntarily given by the oppressor.

1658
01:22:14,929 --> 01:22:18,266
"It must be demanded by the oppressed.”

1659
01:22:18,349 --> 01:22:20,017
Did he just quote Martin Luther King?

1660
01:22:20,101 --> 01:22:21,185
-Yep.
-Yes, he did.

1661
01:22:22,186 --> 01:22:24,397
(SHIP HORN BLARES)

1662
01:22:25,148 --> 01:22:26,149
What?

1663
01:22:29,610 --> 01:22:31,612
I see you found our radio.

1664
01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:33,823
Clear the dining room immediately!

1665
01:22:33,906 --> 01:22:35,074
It's a boat!

1666
01:22:36,742 --> 01:22:38,035
Did you call someone?

1667
01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:39,203
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

1668
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:41,247
-It's a boat.
-It's a boat.

1669
01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:46,627
What? What are you doing? (GROANS)

1670
01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:49,589
-(RICHARD GROANING)
-GEORGE: Easy! Easy, there!

1671
01:22:49,672 --> 01:22:51,048
BRYCE: The fuck are you doing to that man?

1672
01:22:51,132 --> 01:22:52,508
GEORGE: Bro, easy with that!

1673
01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:56,137
SLOWIK: Tight, tight, tight.

1674
01:22:56,220 --> 01:22:57,346
Good.

1675
01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:03,019
You'll be tempted to ask him for help.

1676
01:23:03,102 --> 01:23:04,854
-To plead, even.
-No, no, no.

1677
01:23:04,937 --> 01:23:07,231
This would be unwise. He cannot help you.

1678
01:23:07,315 --> 01:23:08,524
Ask yourselves two things.

1679
01:23:08,608 --> 01:23:12,695
One, if you really wanna be responsible
for the death of an innocent man.

1680
01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:16,073
And two, ask yourselves,
this entire evening,

1681
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,951
why didn't you all try harder
to fight back?

1682
01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:20,661
To get out of here?

1683
01:23:21,412 --> 01:23:23,247
Honestly, you probably could have.

1684
01:23:24,248 --> 01:23:26,083
Something to think about.

1685
01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:37,512
SLOWIK: Good evening, Officer.
How can we help you?

1686
01:23:38,095 --> 01:23:39,639
I got a report of a disturbance.

1687
01:23:40,473 --> 01:23:42,433
Uh, here? (SCOFFS)

1688
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,809
What kind of a disturbance?

1689
01:23:45,478 --> 01:23:46,604
OFFICER: A violent one.

1690
01:23:48,147 --> 01:23:49,982
-Are you the owner?
-I am the executive chef.

1691
01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:53,319
Ownership changed hands recently,
but that's another story.

1692
01:23:53,402 --> 01:23:55,446
Now, I don't wish to be rude,
but as you can see,

1693
01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:57,198
we're right in the middle of service.

1694
01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:04,747
Did anybody here call in a distress
over the shortwave tonight?

1695
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,001
(SLOWIK LAUGHING SOFTLY)

1696
01:24:09,085 --> 01:24:11,546
We're not in the habit
of serving our guests

1697
01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:14,173
shortwave radios with their meals.

1698
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:15,675
(COOKING TEAM LAUGH)

1699
01:24:25,476 --> 01:24:26,811
Hey.

1700
01:24:26,894 --> 01:24:28,563
Uh... Are you...

1701
01:24:29,313 --> 01:24:31,732
Yes, yes, yes. I am.

1702
01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,360
Wow. I'm a big fan.

1703
01:24:34,986 --> 01:24:35,987
Thank you.

1704
01:24:36,070 --> 01:24:37,405
Would you like his autograph?

1705
01:24:40,032 --> 01:24:41,200
(HESITATES) Uh...

1706
01:24:41,909 --> 01:24:42,952
I don't want to bother you.

1707
01:24:43,035 --> 01:24:45,705
No, no, no. It wouldn't be a bother.

1708
01:24:45,788 --> 01:24:47,748
(STUTTERS) I just, I don't have a...

1709
01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:50,167
SLOWIK: No, we have a pen. Let's do it.

1710
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:52,461
Yeah.

1711
01:24:52,545 --> 01:24:53,838
Thank you.

1712
01:24:55,464 --> 01:24:56,841
-What's your name?
-Dale.

1713
01:24:56,924 --> 01:24:59,802
-GEORGE: Dale. What's up, Dale?
-Hi.

1714
01:25:00,511 --> 01:25:02,555
-You're great.
-(PEN SCRIBBLING)

1715
01:25:02,638 --> 01:25:04,890
My wife and I, we loved that, um...

1716
01:25:04,974 --> 01:25:07,518
What's it called?
The one where you play the surgeon?

1717
01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:10,229
Yeah. Calling Doctor Sunshine.

1718
01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:12,940
DALE: Yeah! Yeah, great stuff.
GEORGE: Here you go.

1719
01:25:13,399 --> 01:25:14,734
Thank you so much.

1720
01:25:15,443 --> 01:25:16,527
(CHUCKLES)

1721
01:25:16,611 --> 01:25:18,404
Okay. Um...

1722
01:25:18,487 --> 01:25:23,576
Well, sorry again for bothering you folks.
Uh, I'll be leaving now.

1723
01:25:23,659 --> 01:25:25,036
GEORGE: For all you do, man, anytime.

1724
01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:26,996
SLOWIK: Well, thank you for your service.

1725
01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:39,133
DALE: Hands on your head! Everyone! Now!

1726
01:25:39,216 --> 01:25:41,552
-No, no. You're joking.
-(ALL GASP)

1727
01:25:41,636 --> 01:25:42,720
You're joking.

1728
01:25:42,803 --> 01:25:44,263
DALE: I am not joking, sir.

1729
01:25:44,347 --> 01:25:46,974
SLOWIK: Come on. Clearly,
there's a misunderstanding.

1730
01:25:47,058 --> 01:25:48,100
ANNE: Help us!

1731
01:25:48,184 --> 01:25:50,102
FELICITY: Yes! Yes!
ANNE: He wants to kill us all!

1732
01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:52,355
DALE: Back to your seats!
Everyone! Back to your seat now!

1733
01:25:52,438 --> 01:25:54,065
SOREN: He's fucking crazy!

1734
01:25:54,148 --> 01:25:55,399
Back in your chair now.

1735
01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:57,943
Silence! Everyone, back to where you were.

1736
01:25:58,027 --> 01:25:59,987
Sit down. Now!

1737
01:26:00,613 --> 01:26:01,697
Quiet!

1738
01:26:01,781 --> 01:26:03,366
-It's him! It's him!
-Him!

1739
01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:05,785
-DALE: Everyone!
-He wants to kill us all!

1740
01:26:05,868 --> 01:26:07,244
DALE: Do not speak!

1741
01:26:09,914 --> 01:26:10,915
You.

1742
01:26:11,624 --> 01:26:14,043
On your knees with your hands
over your head. Now.

1743
01:26:14,126 --> 01:26:16,379
GUESTS: Yes!
ANNE: Thank you!

1744
01:26:17,713 --> 01:26:20,800
-You are fucked!
-Yes! Yes! Yes!

1745
01:26:20,883 --> 01:26:21,884
LILLIAN: Oh, my God!

1746
01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:24,470
SOREN: All these other fuckers
are with them too, sir. Watch out.

1747
01:26:24,553 --> 01:26:26,263
-DALE: Calm down!
-Fuck you!

1748
01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,682
-DALE: Stay calm.
-Fuck you!

1749
01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:32,561
Nobody move until I say so. No one move!

1750
01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:38,693
-No, no!
-What are you doing?

1751
01:26:38,776 --> 01:26:39,819
GEORGE: Hey, hey, hey.

1752
01:26:39,902 --> 01:26:40,903
TED: Him, him, him!
GEORGE: No!

1753
01:26:40,986 --> 01:26:42,029
(GUN CLICKS)

1754
01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:53,374
SLOWIK: Thank you, Dale. Thank you.

1755
01:26:58,921 --> 01:27:00,256
(SLOWIK GRUNTS)

1756
01:27:00,339 --> 01:27:01,382
Good job.

1757
01:27:03,676 --> 01:27:07,304
So, in a kitchen we all work together,
or nothing works at all.

1758
01:27:08,514 --> 01:27:10,182
-(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
-We work as a team.

1759
01:27:14,353 --> 01:27:15,563
You...

1760
01:27:15,646 --> 01:27:18,315
Margot from Nebraska.

1761
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:24,864
You... You've betrayed
our sacred bond of trust.

1762
01:27:25,322 --> 01:27:29,660
And you've shown your craft
to be careless.

1763
01:27:30,911 --> 01:27:34,790
I was wrong.
You're an eater. You're a taker.

1764
01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:37,460
Like all the rest.

1765
01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:41,172
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1766
01:27:49,388 --> 01:27:51,974
Final course! Plating in five!

1767
01:27:52,099 --> 01:27:53,517
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1768
01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:58,397
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)

1769
01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,693
(GROANING)

1770
01:28:28,219 --> 01:28:29,470
(TENSE MUSIC FADES)

1771
01:28:31,388 --> 01:28:33,265
MARGOT: I don't like your food.

1772
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:34,433
What did you say?

1773
01:28:34,517 --> 01:28:38,354
I said I don't like your food,
and I would like to send it back.

1774
01:28:55,538 --> 01:28:57,248
SLOWIK: I'm sorry to hear that.

1775
01:28:57,998 --> 01:29:00,459
What about my food is not to your liking?

1776
01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:04,296
For starters,

1777
01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:07,299
you've taken the joy out of eating.

1778
01:29:08,217 --> 01:29:11,846
Every dish you served tonight
has been some intellectual exercise

1779
01:29:11,929 --> 01:29:14,765
rather than something you want
to sit and enjoy.

1780
01:29:16,308 --> 01:29:20,062
When I eat your food,
it tastes like it was made with no love.

1781
01:29:20,729 --> 01:29:23,357
Oh, this is ridiculous.
We always cook with love.

1782
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,693
-Don't we?
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1783
01:29:25,776 --> 01:29:28,571
Everyone knows love
is the most important ingredient.

1784
01:29:28,654 --> 01:29:29,989
Then you're kidding yourself.

1785
01:29:30,990 --> 01:29:34,159
Come on, Chef. I thought tonight
was a night of hard home truths.

1786
01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:35,244
This is one of them.

1787
01:29:35,327 --> 01:29:38,038
You cook with obsession, not love.

1788
01:29:38,122 --> 01:29:39,707
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1789
01:29:39,790 --> 01:29:41,500
Even your hot dishes are cold.

1790
01:29:42,626 --> 01:29:43,711
You're a chef.

1791
01:29:44,336 --> 01:29:47,131
Your single purpose on this Earth
is to serve people food

1792
01:29:47,214 --> 01:29:49,967
that they might actually like,
and you have failed.

1793
01:29:50,759 --> 01:29:52,011
You've failed.

1794
01:29:52,094 --> 01:29:53,470
And you've bored me.

1795
01:29:53,554 --> 01:29:56,515
And the worst part is
I'm still fucking hungry.

1796
01:29:57,850 --> 01:29:59,852
You're... You're still hungry?

1797
01:29:59,935 --> 01:30:00,936
MARGOT: Yes, I am.

1798
01:30:03,564 --> 01:30:04,565
How hungry?

1799
01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:06,233
Starved.

1800
01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:07,943
Well, what are you hungry for?

1801
01:30:08,027 --> 01:30:09,403
What do you have?

1802
01:30:09,486 --> 01:30:10,487
Everything.

1803
01:30:12,114 --> 01:30:14,658
-You know what I'd really like?
-Tell me.

1804
01:30:15,826 --> 01:30:17,161
A cheeseburger.

1805
01:30:24,376 --> 01:30:26,670
Yeah, we can do a cheeseburger.

1806
01:30:26,754 --> 01:30:28,505
A real cheeseburger.

1807
01:30:28,589 --> 01:30:30,966
Not some fancy,
deconstructed avant bullshit.

1808
01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:32,885
A real cheeseburger.

1809
01:30:32,968 --> 01:30:36,138
Well, I'll make you a very good,
very traditional cheeseburger.

1810
01:30:36,221 --> 01:30:37,348
I don't think you can.

1811
01:30:37,431 --> 01:30:41,143
I'll make you feel as if you're eating
the first cheeseburger you ever ate.

1812
01:30:42,061 --> 01:30:44,730
The cheap one your parents
could barely afford.

1813
01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:47,191
-Show me.
-How do you like it?

1814
01:30:47,274 --> 01:30:49,109
Medium. American cheese.

1815
01:30:49,193 --> 01:30:51,445
American cheese is the best cheese
for a cheeseburger,

1816
01:30:51,528 --> 01:30:53,197
because it melts without splitting.

1817
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:54,490
How much will that set me back?

1818
01:30:54,573 --> 01:30:55,741
$9.95.

1819
01:30:57,952 --> 01:30:59,244
That come with fries?

1820
01:30:59,787 --> 01:31:01,163
-Niels.
-Yes, Chef?

1821
01:31:01,246 --> 01:31:03,165
-Is the fryer still on?
-Yes, Chef.

1822
01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:06,961
Crinkle-cut or julienne?

1823
01:31:07,044 --> 01:31:08,253
(MEAT SIZZLING)

1824
01:31:13,008 --> 01:31:15,636
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1825
01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:46,560
Hmm.

1826
01:32:54,401 --> 01:32:55,444
Mmm.

1827
01:32:56,403 --> 01:32:57,529
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1828
01:32:59,156 --> 01:33:00,282
(MUSIC FADES)

1829
01:33:01,325 --> 01:33:02,451
Now that...

1830
01:33:05,496 --> 01:33:06,955
...is a cheeseburger.

1831
01:33:07,456 --> 01:33:09,083
Yeah.

1832
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:10,834
That is a cheeseburger.

1833
01:33:14,505 --> 01:33:18,300
Unfortunately, I think my eyes
were a little bigger than my stomach.

1834
01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:22,721
Well, I understand.

1835
01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:26,642
Can I get the rest to go?

1836
01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:37,402
One moment, please.

1837
01:33:37,945 --> 01:33:39,446
(BELL DINGS)

1838
01:33:54,711 --> 01:33:56,171
One cheeseburger to go.

1839
01:33:58,382 --> 01:33:59,550
And a gift bag.

1840
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,681
Thank you for dining at Hawthorn.

1841
01:34:07,641 --> 01:34:08,767
Thank you...

1842
01:34:10,602 --> 01:34:11,854
...for, um...

1843
01:34:15,649 --> 01:34:17,901
For everything.

1844
01:35:10,996 --> 01:35:15,542
Before our final course,
there is the matter of the bill.

1845
01:35:15,626 --> 01:35:19,379
We're on a no-tip system,
so gratuity is included.

1846
01:35:19,463 --> 01:35:21,590
And please enjoy your gift bags.

1847
01:35:21,673 --> 01:35:24,218
Um... Some goodies in there.

1848
01:35:25,427 --> 01:35:27,804
A booklet of our local suppliers,

1849
01:35:28,472 --> 01:35:30,557
some house-made granola,

1850
01:35:31,433 --> 01:35:36,563
one of Doug Verrick's fingers,
and a copy of tonight's menu.

1851
01:35:40,317 --> 01:35:41,860
Oh! No, no.

1852
01:35:42,861 --> 01:35:43,987
It's on the magazine.

1853
01:35:44,947 --> 01:35:46,615
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

1854
01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:53,664
(GEORGE SIGHS)

1855
01:35:54,331 --> 01:35:55,999
I told you you weren't leaving.

1856
01:36:03,382 --> 01:36:07,803
So, once again,
thank you for dining with us tonight.

1857
01:36:09,429 --> 01:36:12,140
You represent the ruin of my art

1858
01:36:13,558 --> 01:36:14,768
and my life,

1859
01:36:15,686 --> 01:36:18,272
and now you get to be a part of it.

1860
01:36:19,398 --> 01:36:23,735
A part of what I hope is my masterpiece.

1861
01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:35,580
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1862
01:36:51,847 --> 01:36:53,265
(GUESTS GROANING)

1863
01:37:15,787 --> 01:37:17,748
SLOWIK: And now, our final dessert course

1864
01:37:17,831 --> 01:37:21,585
is a playful twist
on a comfort food classic.

1865
01:37:23,128 --> 01:37:24,629
The s'more.

1866
01:37:26,131 --> 01:37:29,843
The most offensive assault
on the human palate ever contrived.

1867
01:37:30,552 --> 01:37:33,221
Unethically sourced chocolate
and gelatinized sugar water

1868
01:37:33,305 --> 01:37:36,558
imprisoned by industrial-grade
graham cracker.

1869
01:37:36,641 --> 01:37:41,188
It's everything wrong with us,
and yet we associate it with innocence.

1870
01:37:41,271 --> 01:37:42,481
With childhood.

1871
01:37:42,564 --> 01:37:43,899
Mom and Dad.

1872
01:37:44,983 --> 01:37:50,405
But what transforms
this fucking monstrosity is fire.

1873
01:37:50,489 --> 01:37:51,823
Oh, God.

1874
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,079
The purifying flame.

1875
01:37:57,662 --> 01:38:00,165
It nourishes us, warms us,

1876
01:38:00,832 --> 01:38:05,670
re-invents us, forges and destroys us.

1877
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:08,423
We must embrace the flame.

1878
01:38:12,469 --> 01:38:14,554
Jesus fucking Christ! Please.

1879
01:38:14,638 --> 01:38:16,306
(ENGINE STALLING)

1880
01:38:18,475 --> 01:38:19,476
(GUESTS GASP)

1881
01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:26,149
We must be cleansed.

1882
01:38:27,275 --> 01:38:28,735
Made clean.

1883
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:31,988
Like martyrs

1884
01:38:33,323 --> 01:38:34,574
or heretics.

1885
01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:37,786
-We can be subsumed...
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1886
01:38:37,869 --> 01:38:41,039
...and made anew.

1887
01:38:41,123 --> 01:38:42,833
Thank you.

1888
01:38:42,916 --> 01:38:44,960
-(SIGHS)
((ENGINE STARTS)

1889
01:38:54,344 --> 01:38:55,595
I love you all!

1890
01:38:55,679 --> 01:38:57,681
COOKING TEAM: We love you, Chef!

1891
01:39:20,954 --> 01:39:22,330
(ENGINE STOPS)

1892
01:39:26,376 --> 01:39:27,544
(SIGHS)

1893
01:39:34,509 --> 01:39:36,428
-(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
(GASPS)

1894
01:40:15,133 --> 01:40:17,469
(SOMBER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1895
01:40:59,886 --> 01:41:01,846
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)