1 00:00:33,289 --> 00:00:38,289 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver 2 00:01:03,306 --> 00:01:05,308 This is the boardroom of Obsidian Capital. 3 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,876 To clarify, it's my boardroom 4 00:01:07,009 --> 00:01:08,710 and Obsidian is the hedge fund I founded 5 00:01:08,843 --> 00:01:11,180 19 days before I turned 30. 6 00:01:11,314 --> 00:01:12,415 This year, "Wealth and Assets" 7 00:01:12,547 --> 00:01:13,983 ranked me number 25 8 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,052 in its list of highest earning hedge fund managers. 9 00:01:16,185 --> 00:01:17,920 Right now, my team of strategists and I 10 00:01:18,054 --> 00:01:19,521 are discussing the investment 11 00:01:19,654 --> 00:01:22,657 of $450 million US into Exo oil. 12 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,293 Stick it in this 13 00:01:24,427 --> 00:01:27,562 and we'll sit around and assess the long-term investment. 14 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,165 You want me to stick it in some shitty company 15 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,367 that can't even make its own damn revised earnings 16 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:33,768 because its CEO whose tiny balls are bigger than his brains 17 00:01:33,903 --> 00:01:37,373 completely fucked their ability to earn a buck? 18 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:40,809 You want me to invest a fuck ton of money 19 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:43,645 because he might do better in Q4 20 00:01:43,778 --> 00:01:45,814 based on your early indicators? 21 00:01:45,948 --> 00:01:48,050 And what are those exactly, hmm? 22 00:01:48,184 --> 00:01:50,386 Some moron leading the sheep on CNBC? 23 00:01:50,518 --> 00:01:52,421 A fucking seeking alpha article? 24 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:53,822 Or are you actually moronic enough 25 00:01:53,956 --> 00:01:55,291 to believe this shit for brains 26 00:01:55,424 --> 00:01:57,226 when he says he's turning the company around 27 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,061 when really what he's doing is just buying himself some time 28 00:01:59,195 --> 00:02:01,563 before the board realizes he's decimated their value 29 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:03,765 and fucking fires him? 30 00:02:04,566 --> 00:02:08,371 Uh, is this because I'm a guy? 31 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,706 I won't persecute you for having a penis, Patrick, 32 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,742 more for your piss poor judgment. 33 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:15,710 Now got back to your desks and make some fucking money. 34 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,980 Thank you, thank you. 35 00:02:21,117 --> 00:02:22,118 Shit management, shit fundamentals, 36 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,718 shit value prop, coffee? 37 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,154 And you want me to lever it up to the tits 38 00:02:25,287 --> 00:02:26,989 because it might pass some bullshit technical 39 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:29,125 if there's enough fucks as stupid as you investing in this? 40 00:02:29,258 --> 00:02:30,893 Catherine, I really don't think 41 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:33,728 the fundamentals in management are as bad as you think. 42 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,764 We need to quickly assess what our next investment 43 00:02:35,898 --> 00:02:37,433 is going to be now that we've freed up some capital 44 00:02:37,565 --> 00:02:41,203 and I think that Jet-Ero-Tech could be the right choice. 45 00:02:41,337 --> 00:02:43,272 Spiders are the largest order of arachnids 46 00:02:43,406 --> 00:02:45,640 and rank seventh in total species diversity 47 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,077 among all other orders of organisms. 48 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,613 Spiders exist on every continent except for Antarctica. 49 00:02:51,746 --> 00:02:53,049 Did you know that? 50 00:02:53,182 --> 00:02:55,418 There are no fucking spiders in Antarctica? 51 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,553 Spider sex is an infamously dangerous activity, 52 00:02:58,686 --> 00:03:00,156 especially for males. 53 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:03,359 Females will often cannibalize their mates after sex, 54 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:05,428 sometimes during. 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,795 Males will be males. 56 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:08,330 They want it so badly 57 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:12,134 they risk copulatory suicide in order to get it. 58 00:03:13,002 --> 00:03:15,737 Look Tom, if you want to catch this falling knife 59 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,306 with your own money feel free. 60 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,640 Don't come crying when it slips through your hands 61 00:03:18,773 --> 00:03:20,142 and takes your left nut. 62 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:21,343 We sure as fuck 63 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:25,381 aren't putting any of my client's money in this. 64 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:27,316 My name is Catherine Black. 65 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,551 I'm not going to tell you my age 66 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:29,851 because it doesn't fucking matter. 67 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:30,886 I'm a fucking shape shifter, 68 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,254 I can look any age I want. 69 00:03:32,388 --> 00:03:34,622 I take excellent care of myself. 70 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,827 I live an extremely detail oriented lifestyle. 71 00:03:38,961 --> 00:03:42,697 During the week I wake up at five a.m. precisely. 72 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,400 I'm happy when I wake up 73 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:46,936 because I remember that I am me and my life is incredible. 74 00:03:47,069 --> 00:03:49,038 In the morning, I make a double espresso 75 00:03:49,171 --> 00:03:51,639 and eat half a grapefruit and one boiled egg. 76 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,010 It has just enough calories to fuel my body to work out 77 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:57,413 but it is not so many that it will take my body 78 00:03:57,546 --> 00:04:00,082 out of fat burning ketosis. 79 00:04:00,216 --> 00:04:02,684 At 5:20 a.m., I get on my Peloton bike 80 00:04:02,817 --> 00:04:04,086 and take my favorite class 81 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:06,855 with Kathy who's a spin instructor in New York. 82 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:08,723 Sometimes I go out to spin class 83 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,159 because everyone needs 84 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:14,463 a really enthusiastic leader in the front row. 85 00:04:14,597 --> 00:04:16,764 I don't like it when people sit in the front row 86 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,168 and don't keep up with the tempo and choreography. 87 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,903 It shows a lack of self-awareness 88 00:04:21,036 --> 00:04:22,571 and it is incredibly disrespectful 89 00:04:22,704 --> 00:04:24,573 to the rest of the class. 90 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:26,542 I use exclusively Lalare products 91 00:04:26,674 --> 00:04:28,043 because they are the best. 92 00:04:28,177 --> 00:04:30,412 They're environmentally friendly, ocean conscious 93 00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:32,481 and don't test on animals. 94 00:04:32,615 --> 00:04:35,217 Fashion is the most important thing in my life. 95 00:04:35,351 --> 00:04:36,519 My favorite designers 96 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,623 are Alexandre Ford, Tom Vouitre, and Ralph Ashley, 97 00:04:40,755 --> 00:04:43,725 but only RA collection or violet label. 98 00:04:43,858 --> 00:04:45,594 I am rarely if ever comfortable, 99 00:04:45,727 --> 00:04:47,596 but I always looking incredibly stylish 100 00:04:47,729 --> 00:04:49,265 which is much more important. 101 00:04:49,398 --> 00:04:51,100 The next most important thing to me 102 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:52,867 is the accumulation of money. 103 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,103 I was not born with money 104 00:04:54,236 --> 00:04:56,605 so I learned its value early on. 105 00:04:56,738 --> 00:04:58,007 Money empowers us 106 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,608 to acquire the other things we like in life. 107 00:04:59,741 --> 00:05:02,545 It also allows us to avoid the things we do not like, 108 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,813 such as mediocre restaurants, bad fashion style 109 00:05:05,948 --> 00:05:07,583 and commercial air travel. 110 00:05:07,715 --> 00:05:10,752 ♪ Jump for my love ♪ 111 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:14,590 ♪ Jump in and feel my touch ♪ 112 00:05:15,324 --> 00:05:16,791 By now, you've probably figured out 113 00:05:16,926 --> 00:05:19,028 that I'm a materialistic, narcissistic, 114 00:05:19,161 --> 00:05:21,630 self-absorbed, raging misanthrope. 115 00:05:21,763 --> 00:05:23,532 I don't deny it. 116 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:26,535 I may or may not have an undiagnosed personality disorder, 117 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:27,937 which manifests itself 118 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:30,406 in extremely antisocial attitudes and behaviors. 119 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,175 I also have an acute lack of conscience. 120 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:36,811 This is my therapist, Dr. Angela F. Kristofferson, 121 00:05:36,946 --> 00:05:41,951 BA, MD, MSW, LPC, PHD, ABCD. 122 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,019 I don't come here once a week for treatment, 123 00:05:44,153 --> 00:05:46,121 I come here because I like to prove to myself 124 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:48,457 that I possess such extreme intelligence and willpower 125 00:05:48,591 --> 00:05:52,027 that I can easily hide my madness from everyone around me, 126 00:05:52,161 --> 00:05:54,930 including my own psychiatrist. 127 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,933 You may think that this is a straight rip off 128 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,168 of "American Psycho" 129 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:01,470 and in some ways you may be right, 130 00:06:01,604 --> 00:06:03,072 but this is a woman's tale. 131 00:06:03,205 --> 00:06:05,107 We women are having a moment right now 132 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,042 and this is what we call in Hollywood 133 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:08,877 an elevated story concept, 134 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:11,580 AKA the same but different 135 00:06:11,714 --> 00:06:13,582 so shut the fuck up, turn off your cell phones 136 00:06:13,716 --> 00:06:15,351 and enjoy the movie. 137 00:06:15,484 --> 00:06:16,986 Have a great weekend, girlboss. 138 00:06:17,119 --> 00:06:18,420 You too, Jennifer. 139 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:20,855 Oh, it's Mandy, but that's okay. 140 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:46,081 This is an Aston Martin Vanquish. 141 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:48,417 It was driven by James Bond 142 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,920 in the 2002 film "Die Another Day". 143 00:06:52,054 --> 00:06:53,489 It has a more powerful engine, 144 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,457 improved aerodynamics 145 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:58,826 and a six speed electro-hydraulic manual transmission. 146 00:07:00,262 --> 00:07:03,065 It has a top speed exceeding 200 miles per hour. 147 00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:08,003 This car cost me $294,950, 148 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,871 and it was worth every penny. 149 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,215 Siri, call the Lucky Nail Pro. 150 00:07:20,349 --> 00:07:23,252 Calling Lucky Nail Pro. 151 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:31,293 Lucky Pro Nail, may I help you? 152 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:49,878 Ow. 153 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,849 Okay, okay, I come to your house tonight. 154 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,118 6:30, okay? 155 00:07:57,052 --> 00:07:59,722 bitch. 156 00:08:01,724 --> 00:08:04,226 I work 80 hour weeks, but the weekends, 157 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,096 they're for pure unbridled fun and pleasure. 158 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:08,597 There is nothing I look forward to more 159 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,966 than my Friday night drive from the city to Malibu 160 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,601 as I ponder the weekend ahead. 161 00:08:12,735 --> 00:08:15,003 I expect this evening to be particularly interesting. 162 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:18,474 Oh shit, I'm late for my five o'clock. 163 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:28,083 Hey, watch where you're going, cocksucker. 164 00:08:33,822 --> 00:08:35,290 I may seem perfect, it's true, 165 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:37,760 but I'm not above admitting I have my flaws 166 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:38,827 like the next gal. 167 00:08:38,994 --> 00:08:40,929 For example, I'm an addict. 168 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,631 I'm addicted to a variety of things, 169 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:46,635 namely cocaine, champagne, excessive exercise, 170 00:08:46,769 --> 00:08:51,140 sex, expensive shoes and indescribable violence. 171 00:09:17,199 --> 00:09:19,935 Hi, I have an appointment at five o'clock 172 00:09:20,068 --> 00:09:21,603 about renting the room. 173 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:22,738 You're late. 174 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,039 You're late too. 175 00:09:24,173 --> 00:09:27,009 I had an $18 million crisis to solve. 176 00:09:27,142 --> 00:09:29,044 What's your excuse? 177 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:32,047 I had to stop for gas. 178 00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:33,582 Okay, follow me. 179 00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:35,451 Smart ass. 180 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:53,469 Hi... 181 00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,238 Catherine. 182 00:09:56,371 --> 00:09:57,239 Tyler. 183 00:09:58,474 --> 00:09:59,107 Sorry. 184 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:00,409 What for? 185 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,512 For being late or cutting me off? 186 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,681 Both. 187 00:10:06,782 --> 00:10:10,752 Goodness, we're going to get swept away out here. 188 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:12,020 Come on in. 189 00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,124 Welcome home. 190 00:10:16,258 --> 00:10:17,993 Nice digs. 191 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:19,661 Home sweet home. 192 00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:20,662 Do you want a drink? 193 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:21,563 I'm good. 194 00:10:21,697 --> 00:10:22,932 Thank you. 195 00:10:23,065 --> 00:10:23,900 Huh? 196 00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:26,134 I'm good, thank you. 197 00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:29,071 Sorry, I'm good, thank you. 198 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:33,141 Don't mind me, but I need a fucking drink. 199 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,487 Stirred, not shaken. 200 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:22,324 Stirred, wet and just little bit dirty. 201 00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:29,731 So what does your husband do? 202 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,166 Why do you think I'm married? 203 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,169 You need a Zamboni to clean that thing. 204 00:11:34,303 --> 00:11:35,237 Birthday present. 205 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:36,271 Generous friend. 206 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,539 Is she single? 207 00:11:37,673 --> 00:11:39,042 I bought it myself year I made partner. 208 00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:40,142 So you're a lawyer? 209 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,710 Finance. 210 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:42,946 Cool. 211 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,346 So you like work in a bank? 212 00:11:44,479 --> 00:11:47,616 Cool, so like I run a hedge fund. 213 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,152 Sweet. 214 00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:54,256 And there it is, the gaping chasm between us, 215 00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:56,658 the mind-blowing ignorance and stupidity 216 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,393 of the later millennial generation. 217 00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,395 I think I'm going to disembowel this kid 218 00:12:00,529 --> 00:12:02,331 and eat his spleen. 219 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:06,635 So Tyler, why are you looking to move? 220 00:12:07,536 --> 00:12:10,672 Why are you looking for a roommate? 221 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,341 I travel a lot. 222 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:16,211 I need to find a babysitter for my house. 223 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,313 Gotcha. 224 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,249 Why are you looking to move? 225 00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,251 My roommate is a dick. 226 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:24,686 Lie number one. 227 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,521 Tyler is in fact a petty thief and con man 228 00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,091 who responds to ads online 229 00:12:28,223 --> 00:12:29,591 for room rentals in other people's houses 230 00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:32,260 only so that he can steal from them. 231 00:12:32,394 --> 00:12:34,830 What he is doing right now is casing my house, 232 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,264 or so he thinks. 233 00:12:36,398 --> 00:12:37,967 What he doesn't realize is that his being here 234 00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:40,036 is entirely by my own design. 235 00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:43,805 Hmmm, okie dokie, it's 1,500 a month. 236 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:47,010 You have full use of the house except my bedroom. 237 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:47,977 That's off limits. 238 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:49,045 - Got it? - Got it. 239 00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,113 - Got it? - Got it. 240 00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:51,080 - Got it? - Got it. 241 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:58,820 Great, let me go get out of these clothes. 242 00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:08,697 Another striking ensemble. 243 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,831 Thank you. 244 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,269 Let me give you the tour. 245 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:16,571 This is the living room. 246 00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:17,806 Got it. 247 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,275 Only rule in here is no red wine. 248 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:21,911 More of a beer guy myself. 249 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:22,912 Good. 250 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:30,285 This is the dining room. 251 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:32,088 Nice painting. 252 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,422 Is it expensive? 253 00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:35,992 That's a revolting question, Tyler. 254 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,192 Follow me. 255 00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:42,531 Monday through Fridays there's a housekeeper. 256 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,934 She does the laundry, the dishes, et cetera. 257 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,201 Would she do mine too? 258 00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:48,938 Well yes, that was my point. 259 00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:51,239 Sweet. 260 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:53,775 This is the gym. 261 00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,581 You lift? 262 00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:12,195 Every single day. 263 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,300 This is the garage. 264 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,469 1968 classic Mustang? 265 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,071 He's about to tell me 266 00:14:22,205 --> 00:14:23,605 he's surprised I own this car because I am a woman. 267 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,075 Of all the cars a chick could want, 268 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:27,877 you got a Mustang? 269 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:32,314 You didn't want like a cherry red Porsche 911 e-convertible 270 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,516 or a Corvette? 271 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,185 I'm feeling annoyed 272 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:37,920 because he's stupider than I expected 273 00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:40,589 and he's about to make a movie reference, probably "Bullet". 274 00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:43,391 It's like right out of "Bullet". 275 00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:44,860 If he knew anything about cars, 276 00:14:44,994 --> 00:14:47,596 he'd know "Bullet" was a Highland green '68. 277 00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:50,599 This is a candy apple red '65. 278 00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:57,506 Magic tricks are about directing attention. 279 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,674 I select these fabrics on purpose. 280 00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:02,611 Today I'm pleased as there is a breeze. 281 00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:04,147 It's giving lift to the fabric 282 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:08,817 which creates an almost slow motion ethereal quality. 283 00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:18,660 Do you like it? 284 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:19,661 Hmm? 285 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:23,032 The house, do you like it? 286 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,169 It's a dream. 287 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,736 No neighbors, huh? 288 00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:29,304 You could throw some pretty sweet parties, 289 00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:30,639 won't get any noise complaints. 290 00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,707 No, there never is. 291 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:38,480 Activate party mode. 292 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,352 Party mode. 293 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:06,441 Sometimes I come out here at night to look at the stars, 294 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,679 the vast quantity of the universe 295 00:16:10,812 --> 00:16:14,150 spread out like a blanket of diamonds. 296 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,988 Sometimes I feel so powerful that I could fly, 297 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:25,895 and I mean actually, literally fly. 298 00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:28,396 And I have. 299 00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:31,133 Flown? 300 00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:37,173 This is where I test the strength 301 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,976 of his decision-making matrix. 302 00:16:40,109 --> 00:16:41,710 I have made a statement that can only be described 303 00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:43,880 as completely insane. 304 00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:45,680 Right now he should probably leave 305 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:47,449 but his desire for material enrichment 306 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,151 and a potential sex encounter 307 00:16:49,285 --> 00:16:51,888 is standing in the way of his need for self-preservation. 308 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,090 It is a fascinating juxtaposition. 309 00:16:57,659 --> 00:17:00,462 Dude, I'm just fucking with you. 310 00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:03,132 God, you should've seen your face. 311 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:05,001 That was too easy. 312 00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:06,534 I'm an idiot. 313 00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,272 For a moment there, I thought you were a psycho 314 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,739 and you were gonna chop my head off 315 00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:12,774 and throw it in a burlap sack. 316 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,911 Well, we can't rule that out 317 00:17:15,044 --> 00:17:17,246 but I cannot fly, I'll tell you that much. 318 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,547 Chad, it's a two-fer. 319 00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:21,650 She's a total MILF. 320 00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:23,752 I'm talking magna cum laude pussy 321 00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:25,154 and the house is insanity. 322 00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:28,224 I think I actually want to get the room. 323 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:29,824 Like actually? 324 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:30,692 Actually. 325 00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,895 Dude, don't get carried away. 326 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:35,331 Keep your focus on the task at hand. 327 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:38,533 All right, but I'm pretty sure she wants me, man. 328 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,802 Cocky little bastard. 329 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:42,905 How old is she? 330 00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:46,741 It doesn't matter, man, her body is tight. 331 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,510 I think she wants a young man around the house 332 00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,812 to keep things serviced, you know what I mean? 333 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,715 You're not that young pal. 334 00:17:58,421 --> 00:17:59,621 Gotcha. 335 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,223 Dude, just stick with the M.O., 336 00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:03,491 grab what you can and get the fuck out of there. 337 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,826 All right. 338 00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:11,733 Hmm, you're not going anywhere. 339 00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:23,379 You heading out? 340 00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,579 No. 341 00:18:26,614 --> 00:18:28,084 Dress is fire. 342 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,520 Thank you, Tyler. 343 00:18:34,223 --> 00:18:37,559 You can really hold your booze for a wee gal, huh? 344 00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:38,860 Join me. 345 00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,262 I'm driving. 346 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:41,998 Uber. 347 00:18:53,242 --> 00:18:57,179 Come on, let's have a drink and chat roomie. 348 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:01,050 Cheers. 349 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,051 Cheers. 350 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,056 Octane. 351 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,623 Number three. 352 00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:10,459 Smooth, isn't it? 353 00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:13,628 So do you have family, Tyler? 354 00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,998 Not that I see anymore. 355 00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:20,102 Hmm, that's sad, I'm sorry. 356 00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:21,270 I'm not. 357 00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,538 What about you? 358 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,874 Just my grandmother. 359 00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:29,111 Incredible woman, we're very close. 360 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,348 Top up? 361 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,084 Take it easy, Flanigan, it ain't cocktail. 362 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,519 Loosen up. 363 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:13,588 Tyler? 364 00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:18,793 You okay? 365 00:20:20,062 --> 00:20:20,930 Yeah. 366 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,600 ILF. 367 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:27,937 Huh? 368 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,773 I'm an ILF, not a MILF. 369 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,844 I'm not a mother. 370 00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:40,748 Ooh, nail time. 371 00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,024 Da Vinci. 372 00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:54,296 Uh,. 373 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,864 Alfred Nobel. 374 00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:06,041 Peter the Great. 375 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,648 Madonna. 376 00:21:17,253 --> 00:21:18,320 Good match. 377 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:39,674 You're right, no one has any work ethic anymore. 378 00:21:39,807 --> 00:21:40,943 Exactly. 379 00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,646 After getting my nail fixed 380 00:21:43,778 --> 00:21:44,947 and being absolutely obliterated 381 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,882 in Trivial Pursuit Tien-Tang, 382 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:48,984 Tyler was still out cold. 383 00:21:49,118 --> 00:21:51,921 So I realized I could squeeze in a little workout. 384 00:21:52,054 --> 00:21:53,956 I have a deep appreciation for '80s music 385 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:56,758 and rigorous exercise routines. 386 00:21:57,593 --> 00:22:00,629 I like to wear leotards while doing my butt crunches. 387 00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:02,431 I can do 1,000 now. 388 00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:11,073 I also like legwarmers, sweatpants and the color pink. 389 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:15,710 Oh bloody hell, he's still out cold. 390 00:22:15,843 --> 00:22:17,546 I hope it didn't fucking kill him. 391 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,016 That would take all the fun out of it. 392 00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:24,719 Hmm, still breathing. 393 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,624 Resting heart rate around 60 BPM. 394 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,062 Man, I've really got to take a dump. 395 00:22:33,195 --> 00:22:35,397 Small cap stocks outperformed 396 00:22:35,531 --> 00:22:37,099 with the Russell 2000 up 5% 397 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:41,769 and the Dow Jones industrial average gained 35.5%. 398 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:45,107 Making money is incredibly arousing. 399 00:22:56,452 --> 00:22:58,988 Wonder what I'm going to make for dinner tonight. 400 00:22:59,121 --> 00:23:01,290 Maybe a casserole, hmm. 401 00:23:03,492 --> 00:23:04,360 Hmm. 402 00:23:07,162 --> 00:23:09,665 And for one blessed moment in time 403 00:23:09,797 --> 00:23:12,867 a woman harasses the shit out of a man. 404 00:23:13,002 --> 00:23:15,170 Oh, shut it PC police. 405 00:23:15,304 --> 00:23:17,473 No one wants to hear you bitch about it. 406 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,541 It's fucking hilarious. 407 00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:24,513 Side effects may include drowsiness, memory loss, 408 00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:26,515 constipation, paranoia, bankruptcy, loss of car keys, 409 00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,117 gambling addiction, pollution, anal leakage, 410 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,518 athlete's foot, spontaneous combustion, 411 00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:31,253 testicular erosion, detached retina, death, 412 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,121 hairy palms, death, turning into a werewolf, death. 413 00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:32,888 Oops. 414 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,364 Mmmmm. 415 00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:54,243 Ooh! 416 00:23:55,878 --> 00:23:57,946 Ooh, yeah. 417 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,350 Whoo! 418 00:24:06,422 --> 00:24:09,358 ♪ My baby, he don't talk sweet ♪ 419 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:14,196 ♪ He ain't got much to say ♪ 420 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,131 ♪ But he loves me, loves me, loves me ♪ 421 00:24:16,265 --> 00:24:20,135 ♪ I know that he loves me anyway ♪ 422 00:24:22,338 --> 00:24:25,140 ♪ And maybe he don't dress fine ♪ 423 00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:29,011 ♪ But I don't really mind ♪ 424 00:24:29,478 --> 00:24:30,512 Ah! 425 00:24:30,646 --> 00:24:32,514 ♪ 'Cause every time he pulls me in ♪ 426 00:24:32,648 --> 00:24:33,949 ♪ I just want to chill ♪ 427 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,518 - ♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪ - Oh! 428 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:41,290 ♪ Let's give the boy a hand ♪ 429 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:44,193 ♪ Let's hear it for my baby ♪ 430 00:24:44,326 --> 00:24:49,531 ♪ You know you've got to understand ♪ 431 00:24:49,798 --> 00:24:51,467 ♪ Maybe he's no Romeo ♪ 432 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,736 ♪ But he's my loving one man show ♪ 433 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,672 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 434 00:24:56,805 --> 00:25:00,075 ♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪ 435 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,477 I learned early on 436 00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:03,712 that it is much less messy to cut human flesh 437 00:25:03,846 --> 00:25:05,147 when it's frozen 438 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,483 as the blood doesn't splatter everywhere. 439 00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:10,285 Note this circular saw cuts on the upstroke 440 00:25:10,419 --> 00:25:12,821 which often splinters the top edge. 441 00:25:12,955 --> 00:25:14,823 The bottom edge usually remains smooth. 442 00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:19,628 So always cut flesh skin side down for an even edge. 443 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,501 ♪ Let's hear it for the boy, whoo ♪ 444 00:25:25,634 --> 00:25:27,970 ♪ Let's give the boy a hand ♪ 445 00:25:28,103 --> 00:25:29,138 ♪ Let's hear it for my baby ♪ 446 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:31,407 ♪ Let's hear it for my man ♪ 447 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:35,577 ♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪ 448 00:25:43,819 --> 00:25:44,653 Fuck. 449 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,089 Good evening. 450 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,061 What happened? 451 00:25:53,195 --> 00:25:54,596 I roofied you. 452 00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:58,700 Wait, I can't tell if you're being funny. 453 00:25:58,834 --> 00:25:59,768 Three martinis that size 454 00:25:59,903 --> 00:26:02,571 would knock a rhino on its ass. 455 00:26:02,704 --> 00:26:04,173 Have some water. 456 00:26:07,242 --> 00:26:09,311 Dinner's almost ready. 457 00:26:10,813 --> 00:26:12,548 Where's the party? 458 00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:15,651 No Tyler, one doesn't abandon 459 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:17,753 one's commitment to fashion and personal style 460 00:26:17,887 --> 00:26:20,355 just because one is at home. 461 00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:33,469 What's that? 462 00:26:33,602 --> 00:26:35,070 It's a Dynacraft Magna Gravel Blaster 463 00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:37,139 boys' BMX street bike, Tyler, obviously. 464 00:26:37,272 --> 00:26:38,807 Yeah, but what's it doing here? 465 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:39,808 Nephew's birthday. 466 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:41,410 You have a nephew? 467 00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:42,377 Yes Tyler. 468 00:26:42,511 --> 00:26:44,146 Why does that surprise you? 469 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:45,882 Well, for one you only mentioned having a grandmother 470 00:26:46,014 --> 00:26:51,053 and two, you struck me as an only child kind of person. 471 00:26:51,186 --> 00:26:54,723 I'm 72.5% sure that was an insult. 472 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:56,792 I didn't mention my sister 473 00:26:56,926 --> 00:26:57,860 because she lives in Fresno 474 00:26:57,993 --> 00:26:59,094 which makes her as good as dead, 475 00:26:59,228 --> 00:27:00,395 not to mention she's married, 476 00:27:00,529 --> 00:27:02,064 has three kids, a suburban life 477 00:27:02,197 --> 00:27:04,032 and is no doubt utterly miserable 478 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:07,002 with what she's accomplished in life. 479 00:27:07,135 --> 00:27:10,572 I cannot imagine anything more dreadful. 480 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,308 Than living in Fresno? 481 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:15,544 Than being married with kids. 482 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,246 Come on you don't want to grow old alone. 483 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:18,814 I won't be alone. 484 00:27:18,948 --> 00:27:20,415 I'll have stuff. 485 00:27:33,328 --> 00:27:34,998 What did you just do? 486 00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:36,064 Put the pedal on. 487 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:38,700 It was just lying on the floor. 488 00:27:38,834 --> 00:27:42,037 Wheels, handlebars, tighten that, seat, 489 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:45,607 ratchet that, right pedal, left pedal. 490 00:27:45,741 --> 00:27:49,077 Fuck, this fucking thing is broken. 491 00:27:50,779 --> 00:27:51,647 But how? 492 00:27:52,614 --> 00:27:54,249 The left pedal is a reversed thread. 493 00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:57,419 You got to turn it anti-clockwise. 494 00:27:58,787 --> 00:28:03,525 I have an IQ of 173 and I couldn't figure that out. 495 00:28:06,695 --> 00:28:08,730 You know what it's getting late. 496 00:28:08,864 --> 00:28:09,731 I think I might dip. 497 00:28:09,865 --> 00:28:10,599 Okay. 498 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,748 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 499 00:28:26,883 --> 00:28:30,152 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 500 00:28:30,285 --> 00:28:33,822 ♪ The moon ♪ 501 00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:36,725 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 502 00:28:36,858 --> 00:28:40,262 ♪ Even more beautiful ♪ 503 00:28:40,395 --> 00:28:44,633 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 504 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,369 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 505 00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:51,873 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 506 00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:07,689 Oh forgive me, this is Tyler. 507 00:29:07,823 --> 00:29:09,926 Tyler, this is Yu Yan. 508 00:29:10,059 --> 00:29:11,126 Nice to meet you. 509 00:29:11,259 --> 00:29:12,828 Nice to eat you. 510 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:16,298 She doesn't speak much English. 511 00:29:16,431 --> 00:29:18,433 So how do you guys like talk? 512 00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:20,435 In like Mandarin. 513 00:29:24,373 --> 00:29:25,874 A lot of ink. 514 00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:01,243 What are you guys talking about? 515 00:30:02,544 --> 00:30:04,813 You said you might dip? 516 00:30:06,715 --> 00:30:09,251 Unless you'd like to stay. 517 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,123 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 518 00:30:14,256 --> 00:30:15,791 If that's okay. 519 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:19,695 Be a doll and make us a drink. 520 00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:20,930 Naming in Chinese 521 00:30:21,064 --> 00:30:24,232 is a profoundly delicate and elevated art form. 522 00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:25,667 Beautiful names aren't simply 523 00:30:25,801 --> 00:30:27,904 the commingling of aesthetic characters. 524 00:30:28,037 --> 00:30:31,273 Names can be beautiful because of their phonetic harmony 525 00:30:31,406 --> 00:30:33,675 or their poetic connotations. 526 00:30:33,809 --> 00:30:35,577 Yu Yan is derived from the phrase 527 00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:40,149 What does it mean? 528 00:30:40,282 --> 00:30:43,218 She who has a beautiful smile. 529 00:30:48,824 --> 00:30:50,225 This is good. 530 00:30:50,358 --> 00:30:51,493 What is it? 531 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:55,198 It's. 532 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:56,798 It's a delicacy. 533 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:12,014 Yeah I mean this is good, real good. 534 00:31:18,787 --> 00:31:19,788 It's so tasty. 535 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:23,692 Catherine, you are a wonderful cook. 536 00:31:25,194 --> 00:31:27,829 Sorry, work call. 537 00:31:27,964 --> 00:31:28,931 This late? 538 00:31:29,065 --> 00:31:30,599 Money never sleeps. 539 00:31:30,732 --> 00:31:32,201 Speak. 540 00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:34,103 Jefe, Renegade X Europe missed their earnings. Down 25%. 541 00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:36,738 Think the stock's gonna open even lower in the morning. 542 00:31:36,872 --> 00:31:39,574 Fuck, what do you want to do? 543 00:31:41,409 --> 00:31:42,811 Sell. 544 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:44,180 Renegade X Games? 545 00:31:44,312 --> 00:31:45,380 Yeah. 546 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:48,517 Yeah I wouldn't sell that. 547 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:50,920 Who the fuck is this chump? 548 00:31:51,053 --> 00:31:52,487 Hold on a second, Pat. 549 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:54,090 Okay. 550 00:31:54,223 --> 00:31:55,490 Discuss. 551 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,693 Well, Battle Flux sucked ass and tanked 552 00:31:58,827 --> 00:31:59,962 but they have War Beyonds III 553 00:32:00,096 --> 00:32:01,463 coming out in like a week. 554 00:32:01,596 --> 00:32:04,233 One and two brought in like a billion in revenue 555 00:32:04,366 --> 00:32:05,667 back in the day. 556 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,702 Renegade also have a new game coming out, 557 00:32:07,836 --> 00:32:10,372 Redix Max, a multi-platform. 558 00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:12,374 Launched on consoles eight months ago 559 00:32:12,507 --> 00:32:14,376 and on iOS just three months ago. 560 00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:17,445 I think we can forgive them Battle Flux. 561 00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:21,850 Catherine, did you hire a new consultant? 562 00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:26,122 Relax, Patton, let's weather the dip 563 00:32:26,255 --> 00:32:27,589 and hold the stock. 564 00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:29,091 Did you ever know you're my her... 565 00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:31,894 Oh my God. 566 00:32:32,261 --> 00:32:34,362 You're a gamer. 567 00:32:35,097 --> 00:32:37,532 I don't know whether to be wildly impressed 568 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:39,734 or totally turned off. 569 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:00,890 What is that? 570 00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:02,158 Is that molly? 571 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:05,094 You want to join me? 572 00:33:05,228 --> 00:33:08,064 Fuck it, I'll do anything with you. 573 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:11,466 ♪ Lookin' for the fight of her life ♪ 574 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,236 I'm scared of spiders, 575 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,536 even the really small ones. 576 00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:16,805 Play a game with me. 577 00:33:18,241 --> 00:33:20,575 ♪ Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart ♪ 578 00:33:22,078 --> 00:33:23,578 ♪ Changing movement into light ♪ 579 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:26,548 ♪ She has danced into the danger zone ♪ 580 00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:30,819 ♪ When a dancer becomes the dance ♪ 581 00:33:30,953 --> 00:33:33,822 ♪ It can cut you like a knife ♪ 582 00:33:33,956 --> 00:33:36,926 ♪ If the gift becomes the fire ♪ 583 00:33:37,059 --> 00:33:42,265 ♪ On a wire between will and what will be ♪ 584 00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:47,303 ♪ She's a maniac, maniac on the floor ♪ 585 00:33:47,435 --> 00:33:49,005 ♪ On the floor ♪ 586 00:33:49,138 --> 00:33:53,642 ♪ And she's dancing like she's never danced before ♪ 587 00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:59,447 ♪ She's a maniac, maniac on the floor ♪ 588 00:34:00,515 --> 00:34:05,922 ♪ And she's dancing like she's never danced before ♪ 589 00:34:07,356 --> 00:34:09,791 ♪ Never danced before ♪ 590 00:34:09,926 --> 00:34:12,895 ♪ On the ice-blue line of insanity ♪ 591 00:34:13,029 --> 00:34:15,932 ♪ Is a place most never see ♪ 592 00:34:16,065 --> 00:34:19,302 ♪ It's a hard-won place of mystery ♪ 593 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:22,038 ♪ Touch it, but can't hold it ♪ 594 00:34:22,171 --> 00:34:25,507 ♪ You work all your life for that moment in time ♪ 595 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,443 ♪ It could come or pass you by ♪ 596 00:34:28,743 --> 00:34:30,812 ♪ It's a push-shove world ♪ 597 00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:32,114 ♪ but there's always a chance ♪ 598 00:34:32,248 --> 00:34:35,985 ♪ If the hunger stays the night ♪ 599 00:34:50,732 --> 00:34:55,737 ♪ Don't tell me that you love me when you don't ♪ 600 00:34:56,005 --> 00:35:01,210 ♪ Don't feel it in your heart but not your soul ♪ 601 00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:02,811 ♪ 'Cause when I'm laying down ♪ 602 00:35:02,945 --> 00:35:06,548 ♪ I'm laying next to you ♪ 603 00:35:06,681 --> 00:35:08,284 ♪ And when the words fall out ♪ 604 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:12,121 ♪ I hope they tell the truth ♪ 605 00:35:12,254 --> 00:35:15,057 ♪ I'm on a midnight mission ♪ 606 00:35:15,191 --> 00:35:17,692 ♪ Heaven knows what I'll do ♪ 607 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:20,396 ♪ I want to feel what I'm missing ♪ 608 00:35:20,528 --> 00:35:23,498 ♪ I keep on coming for you ♪ 609 00:35:23,631 --> 00:35:26,302 ♪ Tearing it up for the light ♪ 610 00:35:26,435 --> 00:35:29,438 ♪ I'm moving my body inside ♪ 611 00:35:29,571 --> 00:35:34,576 ♪ I'm on a midnight mission ♪ 612 00:35:35,478 --> 00:35:39,647 ♪ I'm patient but I'm running out of rope ♪ 613 00:35:41,017 --> 00:35:46,022 ♪ When the city sleeps I don't know what to do ♪ 614 00:35:46,322 --> 00:35:49,992 ♪ In the darkness, my eyes are no use ♪ 615 00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:53,062 ♪ I'm on a midnight mission ♪ 616 00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:55,630 ♪ Heaven knows what I'll do ♪ 617 00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:58,600 ♪ I want to feel what I'm missing ♪ 618 00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:01,404 ♪ I keep on coming for you ♪ 619 00:36:01,536 --> 00:36:04,006 ♪ Tearing it up for the light ♪ 620 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:07,410 ♪ Moving my body inside ♪ 621 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:08,710 ♪ I'm on a midnight mission ♪ 622 00:36:08,843 --> 00:36:12,781 ♪ I'm on a midnight mission ♪ 623 00:36:22,657 --> 00:36:24,060 Good morning. 624 00:36:25,061 --> 00:36:28,264 You look beautiful in the morning. 625 00:36:29,631 --> 00:36:31,233 How did you sleep? 626 00:36:32,902 --> 00:36:37,839 Oh, like I drank. Way, way too much 627 00:36:37,973 --> 00:36:40,575 and did way too many drugs. 628 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:45,847 Last night was amazing. 629 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:49,885 If you say so. 630 00:36:50,019 --> 00:36:52,922 Come on, come on, don't be a jerk, 631 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:55,057 you had a great time. 632 00:37:00,496 --> 00:37:01,863 You are cute. 633 00:37:06,368 --> 00:37:09,637 It is way, way too bright in here. 634 00:37:10,906 --> 00:37:14,742 Why did I buy a house with so many windows? 635 00:37:20,049 --> 00:37:23,651 You're really special, you know that? 636 00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:30,792 I'm a homicidal bitch. 637 00:37:30,926 --> 00:37:33,862 No you're not, you're amazing. 638 00:37:36,565 --> 00:37:40,302 You're beautiful, elegant, 639 00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:46,142 charming. 640 00:37:46,275 --> 00:37:47,675 You're so smart 641 00:37:51,347 --> 00:37:52,214 and 642 00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:56,718 sexy. 643 00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:01,789 Take it easy, Mr. Darcy. 644 00:38:05,561 --> 00:38:07,429 What do you do, Tyler? 645 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:11,200 Odd jobs. 646 00:38:12,734 --> 00:38:13,936 It's nothing consistent, 647 00:38:14,069 --> 00:38:17,306 I just pick up work where I can find it. 648 00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:24,046 Don't you have any desire to 649 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:26,148 I don't know get something more consistent 650 00:38:26,282 --> 00:38:29,084 and join the corporate ladder? 651 00:38:30,219 --> 00:38:33,155 I mean I would if I could but 652 00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:37,126 truth is I'm a college dropout. 653 00:38:37,259 --> 00:38:40,563 I couldn't afford the tuition. 654 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:43,199 What were you studying? 655 00:38:43,332 --> 00:38:44,066 Engineering. 656 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,067 Really? 657 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:50,472 I think that you'd be great at that. 658 00:38:51,773 --> 00:38:54,076 You should get your ass back in school. 659 00:38:58,514 --> 00:39:02,384 I think you are really smart... 660 00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:09,258 and clever and witty. 661 00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:14,930 Maybe even just a little bit handsome. 662 00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:23,339 You shouldn't waste all of that on odd jobs. 663 00:39:24,473 --> 00:39:28,177 You owe yourself a better life than that. 664 00:39:53,868 --> 00:39:56,771 Aw, she put kisses. 665 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:36,445 ♪ Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen ♪ 666 00:40:37,212 --> 00:40:42,217 ♪ Tonight we'll put all other things aside ♪ 667 00:40:42,584 --> 00:40:47,556 ♪ Give in this time and show me some affection ♪ 668 00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:52,594 ♪ We're going for those pleasures in the night ♪ 669 00:40:52,728 --> 00:40:55,798 ♪ I want to love you, feel you ♪ 670 00:40:55,964 --> 00:40:57,933 ♪ Wrap myself around you ♪ 671 00:40:58,067 --> 00:40:59,668 ♪ I want to squeeze you ♪ 672 00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:00,903 ♪ Please you ♪ 673 00:41:01,036 --> 00:41:03,072 ♪ I just can't get enough ♪ 674 00:41:03,205 --> 00:41:07,943 ♪ And if you move real slow I'll let it go ♪ 675 00:41:08,077 --> 00:41:10,379 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 676 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:14,116 ♪ And I just can't hide it ♪ 677 00:41:14,249 --> 00:41:18,520 ♪ I'm about to lose control and I think I like it ♪ 678 00:41:18,654 --> 00:41:21,056 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 679 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:24,560 ♪ And I just can't hide it ♪ 680 00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:29,732 ♪ And I know, I know, I know, I know I want you ♪ 681 00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:35,137 ♪ And we shouldn't even think about tomorrow ♪ 682 00:41:35,337 --> 00:41:40,542 ♪ Sweet memories will last a long, long time ♪ 683 00:41:40,809 --> 00:41:42,211 ♪ And we'll have a good time ♪ 684 00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:45,614 ♪ Baby don't you worry ♪ 685 00:41:45,748 --> 00:41:50,652 ♪ And if we're still playing around, boy that's just fine ♪ 686 00:41:50,786 --> 00:41:52,855 ♪ Let's get excited ♪ 687 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:56,392 ♪ We just can't hide it ♪ 688 00:41:56,525 --> 00:42:00,896 ♪ I'm about to lose control and I think I like it ♪ 689 00:42:01,029 --> 00:42:03,265 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 690 00:42:03,399 --> 00:42:06,668 ♪ And I just can't hide it ♪ 691 00:42:06,802 --> 00:42:10,839 ♪ And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you ♪ 692 00:42:10,973 --> 00:42:13,542 ♪ I want you. Ha! Yes I do! ♪ 693 00:42:32,261 --> 00:42:36,031 ♪ Ooh, boy I want to love you, feel you ♪ 694 00:42:36,165 --> 00:42:38,267 ♪ Honey wrap myself around you ♪ 695 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,069 ♪ Want to squeeze you, please you ♪ 696 00:42:41,203 --> 00:42:43,305 ♪ Oh I just can't get enough ♪ 697 00:42:43,439 --> 00:42:45,808 ♪ And if you move real slow ♪ 698 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,177 ♪ I'll let it go ♪ 699 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:50,746 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 700 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,416 ♪ And I just can't hide it ♪ 701 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:58,787 ♪ I'm about to lose control and I think I like it ♪ 702 00:42:58,922 --> 00:43:01,056 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 703 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:04,827 - Woo! Oh! We made it baby! Woo! - ♪ And I just can't hide it ♪ 704 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:09,097 ♪ And I know, I know, I know, I know I want you ♪ 705 00:43:09,231 --> 00:43:10,900 ♪ I want you ♪ 706 00:43:11,033 --> 00:43:13,235 ♪ Look what you do to me ♪ 707 00:43:13,368 --> 00:43:16,772 ♪ You've got me burning up ♪ 708 00:43:21,343 --> 00:43:24,246 ♪ How did you get to me ♪ 709 00:43:24,379 --> 00:43:29,585 ♪ I've got to give it up ♪ 710 00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:36,425 ♪ I know, I know, I know, I know I want you ♪ 711 00:43:41,997 --> 00:43:43,665 Yeah? 712 00:43:43,799 --> 00:43:45,000 Dude, where the fuck have you been? 713 00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:46,068 I've been calling you all day. 714 00:43:46,201 --> 00:43:48,070 The Mustang is worth 120 grand. 715 00:43:48,203 --> 00:43:50,339 I don't think I want to take it, man. 716 00:43:50,472 --> 00:43:51,941 Dude, don't be stupid. 717 00:43:52,074 --> 00:43:52,942 Why not? 718 00:43:53,775 --> 00:43:55,677 I think I really like this girl. 719 00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,581 What are you smoking? 720 00:43:59,715 --> 00:44:01,617 You've known her for all of 24 hours. 721 00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,819 She's got that wonder snatch pussy done fried up your brain 722 00:44:03,953 --> 00:44:05,420 and suddenly you're playing house 723 00:44:05,554 --> 00:44:07,055 and dreaming of your future with her? 724 00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,323 Do you need reminding 725 00:44:08,457 --> 00:44:09,993 that this glorious new reality 726 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:11,260 is a fleeting fiction? 727 00:44:11,393 --> 00:44:12,761 It's not your house, bro. 728 00:44:12,896 --> 00:44:14,964 She's not your little girlfriend. 729 00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:16,598 She's a mark, period. 730 00:44:16,732 --> 00:44:18,433 We're in the con game and this is a hustle. 731 00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:20,102 Don't lose your edge. 732 00:44:20,235 --> 00:44:21,470 I don't know, man. 733 00:44:21,603 --> 00:44:23,105 It just doesn't feel right. 734 00:44:23,238 --> 00:44:24,172 Don't vacillate. 735 00:44:24,306 --> 00:44:25,440 There is no time for that shit. 736 00:44:25,574 --> 00:44:26,976 If we don't pay Jose back, 737 00:44:27,109 --> 00:44:28,176 he's gonna cut off our nuts 738 00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:30,245 and feed them to us. 739 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,916 All right. 740 00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:37,719 ♪ I know, I know, I know, I know I want you, I want you ♪ 741 00:44:37,853 --> 00:44:39,054 All right. 742 00:44:51,099 --> 00:44:52,234 Fuck! 743 00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:53,135 Oh my God, what happened? 744 00:44:53,268 --> 00:44:54,536 Are you okay? 745 00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:03,078 I hit a coyote in the canyon, 746 00:45:03,913 --> 00:45:06,214 just came out of nowhere. 747 00:45:07,016 --> 00:45:09,384 And exploded in your car? 748 00:45:10,887 --> 00:45:11,753 I got out, 749 00:45:11,888 --> 00:45:13,355 I picked it up, 750 00:45:13,488 --> 00:45:16,592 I tried to take it to the vet. 751 00:45:16,725 --> 00:45:17,459 Didn't make it. 752 00:45:17,593 --> 00:45:19,861 Oh God, come here, it's okay. 753 00:45:19,996 --> 00:45:21,763 Hey it was an accident. 754 00:45:21,898 --> 00:45:23,365 Are you wearing my apron? 755 00:45:23,498 --> 00:45:24,366 Yeah. 756 00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:27,636 It's cute. 757 00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,072 Thanks. 758 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,372 Oh my gosh, you poor thing, 759 00:45:30,505 --> 00:45:31,975 it must've been so scary. 760 00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:33,842 Hey, it's okay. 761 00:45:33,977 --> 00:45:37,245 Look, we'll get you cleaned up, all right? 762 00:45:37,379 --> 00:45:38,313 After the high of the kill 763 00:45:38,447 --> 00:45:39,916 there's always a come down. 764 00:45:40,049 --> 00:45:41,583 It's like coming off heroin. 765 00:45:41,717 --> 00:45:44,853 You feel depressed, agitated, irritable. 766 00:45:44,988 --> 00:45:47,924 I needed to be alone or I was going to fucking kill him 767 00:45:48,057 --> 00:45:50,759 and for once I didn't want to. 768 00:45:50,893 --> 00:45:52,494 I made you breakfast. 769 00:45:52,628 --> 00:45:54,931 I'm gonna go take a shower, okay? 770 00:45:55,064 --> 00:45:56,032 You should leave. 771 00:45:56,198 --> 00:45:57,066 But- 772 00:45:57,199 --> 00:45:58,734 - We fucked, it was great 773 00:45:58,867 --> 00:46:00,836 but the room is no longer for rent. 774 00:46:00,970 --> 00:46:02,537 Please leave. 775 00:46:02,671 --> 00:46:05,407 I thought we had something. 776 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:08,443 I'm doing you a favor kid. 777 00:46:08,577 --> 00:46:10,212 Get your shit and get out. 778 00:46:10,345 --> 00:46:11,313 I'm not a kid. 779 00:46:11,446 --> 00:46:13,348 We're only a few years apart. 780 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:15,584 What did you think? 781 00:46:15,717 --> 00:46:17,819 We were gonna fuck like rabbits, raise rugrats, 782 00:46:17,954 --> 00:46:19,088 and live happily ever after? 783 00:46:19,221 --> 00:46:20,056 What is wrong with you? 784 00:46:20,188 --> 00:46:21,124 We had a great night. 785 00:46:21,256 --> 00:46:21,958 We had an even greater morning. 786 00:46:22,091 --> 00:46:23,358 We connected. 787 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,796 God, you're juvenile. 788 00:46:28,965 --> 00:46:31,233 You don't get it, do you? 789 00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:35,704 Me and you? 790 00:46:36,973 --> 00:46:38,306 It's madness. 791 00:46:43,845 --> 00:46:49,018 ♪ Girl you are untouchable ♪ 792 00:46:49,785 --> 00:46:53,321 ♪ You make me lose control now ♪ 793 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,461 ♪ Love is so difficult ♪ 794 00:46:59,594 --> 00:47:02,397 ♪ You think you'll have it all ♪ 795 00:47:02,531 --> 00:47:07,235 ♪ And I gave myself away from you ♪ 796 00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:12,108 ♪ And I turned into somebody new ♪ 797 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,443 ♪ I wanna be, wanna run ♪ 798 00:47:14,576 --> 00:47:18,246 ♪ I wanna stay with you ♪ 799 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:21,349 ♪ So there's no turning back ♪ 800 00:47:21,483 --> 00:47:25,487 ♪ 'Cause now you've got me so into you ♪ 801 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:27,422 ♪ I would slit my wrists ♪ 802 00:47:27,556 --> 00:47:29,892 ♪ If I could be next to you ♪ 803 00:47:30,026 --> 00:47:32,161 ♪ Just you and I ♪ 804 00:47:32,294 --> 00:47:34,496 ♪ No other girl ♪ 805 00:47:34,629 --> 00:47:38,500 ♪ Nothing in this world I need ♪ 806 00:47:38,633 --> 00:47:43,338 ♪ Just you and I ♪ 807 00:47:43,472 --> 00:47:48,677 ♪ Just you and I ♪ 808 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:55,817 ♪ You got me on my knees ♪ 809 00:47:55,952 --> 00:48:00,622 ♪ And I crave your sympathy ♪ 810 00:48:00,756 --> 00:48:05,694 ♪ You got me working up for this ♪ 811 00:48:05,827 --> 00:48:09,765 ♪ I hope that you believe ♪ 812 00:48:09,899 --> 00:48:12,334 I have a soft spot for him. 813 00:48:12,467 --> 00:48:14,003 Who knew? 814 00:48:14,137 --> 00:48:17,006 I haven't felt a soft spot for anything since I was six. 815 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,373 It was a weird, disconcerting 816 00:48:18,507 --> 00:48:21,576 and frankly objectionable feeling. 817 00:49:09,258 --> 00:49:10,126 What's up? 818 00:49:10,259 --> 00:49:11,127 Did you get the car? 819 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:13,495 Yep, I'm on my way. 820 00:49:13,628 --> 00:49:14,529 You get anything else? 821 00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:16,798 A few odds and ends. 822 00:49:16,933 --> 00:49:20,368 Dude, are you wearing her jewelry? 823 00:49:20,502 --> 00:49:21,570 Yep. 824 00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:24,773 Dude, that's weird, no? 825 00:49:24,907 --> 00:49:28,476 No safer place, dude, no safer place. 826 00:49:32,081 --> 00:49:34,549 As all bipolar psychopaths experience, 827 00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:36,052 from time to time, 828 00:49:36,185 --> 00:49:38,553 I had fallen into a stage of dysphoric mania. 829 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:40,755 I couldn't even focus on my wardrobe. 830 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:44,693 This is a typical reaction to the feeling of losing control. 831 00:49:44,826 --> 00:49:46,595 I was getting sloppy. 832 00:49:46,728 --> 00:49:48,430 How did I not see it coming? 833 00:49:48,563 --> 00:49:51,566 Of course he would steal the car. 834 00:49:52,868 --> 00:49:55,238 On the rare occasion that I find myself in a bind 835 00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:59,608 I find my way out with undeniably exhausting ease. 836 00:49:59,741 --> 00:50:02,211 I wonder why I'm getting messy. 837 00:50:02,345 --> 00:50:04,914 Maybe deep down I just want a fucking challenge, 838 00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:07,849 some situation that I can't simply unfuck. 839 00:50:07,984 --> 00:50:11,453 And Tyler is proving to be exactly that. 840 00:50:12,355 --> 00:50:16,758 And I mean that theoretically as well as literally. 841 00:50:16,893 --> 00:50:20,595 Ugh, I have to pull myself together. 842 00:50:20,729 --> 00:50:21,964 And as most girls will agree, 843 00:50:22,098 --> 00:50:23,632 the best way to pull yourself together 844 00:50:23,765 --> 00:50:26,135 is with a fantastic outfit. 845 00:50:28,204 --> 00:50:32,008 I was 100% percent focused on finding Tyler. 846 00:50:35,077 --> 00:50:37,313 Hmm, 100% focused 847 00:50:37,445 --> 00:50:40,049 but for any matter involving the accumulation of wealth 848 00:50:40,182 --> 00:50:42,351 for which we shall take a brief intermission. 849 00:50:42,484 --> 00:50:44,020 What is it Pat? 850 00:50:44,153 --> 00:50:45,420 Hey boss, got a quick question. 851 00:50:45,553 --> 00:50:46,655 Yes, what is it? 852 00:50:46,788 --> 00:50:47,924 I'm busy trying to kill somebody. 853 00:50:48,057 --> 00:50:49,791 The LPN stock is plummeting, 854 00:50:49,926 --> 00:50:51,327 something to do with the CEO tweeting a picture of his dick. 855 00:50:51,459 --> 00:50:53,362 Hmm, was it big? 856 00:50:53,495 --> 00:50:54,931 Well I'd say. 857 00:50:55,064 --> 00:50:56,531 I mean stock dropped 40 points in the last 20 minutes. 858 00:50:56,665 --> 00:50:58,433 No I mean his dick. 859 00:50:58,566 --> 00:51:00,136 I mean fairly big, 860 00:51:00,269 --> 00:51:02,871 you know nothing to be embarrassed about, that's for sure. 861 00:51:03,005 --> 00:51:04,140 But the stock- 862 00:51:04,273 --> 00:51:06,075 - I sold it all 18 minutes ago, you numb nut 863 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:09,078 and I would hardly describe that as big. 864 00:51:09,211 --> 00:51:11,646 No offense, but you must have a tiny pecker, Pat. 865 00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:13,049 Fuck. 866 00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:18,921 You thieving treacherous little shit. 867 00:51:19,055 --> 00:51:21,623 To think that I actually liked you 868 00:51:21,756 --> 00:51:24,393 and let you touch my lady bits. 869 00:51:25,094 --> 00:51:28,097 I'm gonna slice your face off with a cheese grater 870 00:51:28,230 --> 00:51:30,865 and then feed your testicles to my girlfriend. 871 00:51:49,751 --> 00:51:52,121 Oh that ain't good. 872 00:51:52,254 --> 00:51:53,456 Hey baby. 873 00:51:53,588 --> 00:51:54,589 Fuck you Tyler and fuck you Chip. 874 00:51:54,723 --> 00:51:55,590 It's Chad. 875 00:51:55,724 --> 00:51:56,858 Whatever Chip. 876 00:51:56,993 --> 00:51:58,127 We don't need to belabor the fact 877 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,627 that your parents fucked you for life 878 00:51:59,761 --> 00:52:01,197 with the ultimate douche bag name. 879 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:03,299 At the zenith of your existence, you'll still be Chip. 880 00:52:03,432 --> 00:52:04,566 It's fucking Chad. 881 00:52:04,699 --> 00:52:06,202 How does she know my name? 882 00:52:06,335 --> 00:52:09,604 Tyler baby, I told you to get your shit and get out, 883 00:52:09,738 --> 00:52:11,706 not get your shit and steal my car. 884 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,807 You won't miss it baby, 885 00:52:12,942 --> 00:52:14,542 you can just buy another one. 886 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,445 I wish it were that simple, baby. 887 00:52:16,578 --> 00:52:19,315 But I need that car back stat. 888 00:52:19,448 --> 00:52:20,782 No can do. 889 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:23,718 This loser has a buyer already. 890 00:52:23,852 --> 00:52:24,853 We're meeting him in an hour. 891 00:52:24,987 --> 00:52:26,621 not much you can do about that. 892 00:52:26,755 --> 00:52:28,157 Did nobody ever tell you 893 00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:29,724 to turn off your location services, sweetheart? 894 00:52:29,858 --> 00:52:31,526 Well yeah but then how could I geotag 895 00:52:31,659 --> 00:52:33,262 on Snap and Insta? 896 00:52:36,399 --> 00:52:38,267 You are a man child. 897 00:52:42,505 --> 00:52:44,672 93920 Mulholland Drive, 898 00:52:45,408 --> 00:52:47,143 yesterday at 12:15 p.m.. 899 00:52:47,276 --> 00:52:51,546 9400 North Beverly Drive, Wednesday the 20th at 11:30 a.m.. 900 00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:53,949 19891 Sunset Boulevard on Tuesday 901 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,253 and later that day 960 North Fuller- 902 00:52:57,386 --> 00:52:58,787 - What the fuck? 903 00:52:58,921 --> 00:52:59,955 Sidebar, I can't imagine you got anything good 904 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:00,822 at that address. 905 00:53:00,956 --> 00:53:02,525 That's just the most recent. 906 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:03,792 There are dozens of houses 907 00:53:03,926 --> 00:53:04,759 you pair of nitwits have ripped off 908 00:53:04,894 --> 00:53:06,095 in the last six weeks. 909 00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:09,597 And I also know about all the cons. 910 00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:13,202 If you are not back here in one hour with my car 911 00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:16,272 I'm sending all of this information to the NYPD. 912 00:53:16,405 --> 00:53:17,705 NYPD? 913 00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:20,176 I don't think the NYPD have jurisdiction 914 00:53:20,309 --> 00:53:21,709 here in LA, Catherine. 915 00:53:21,843 --> 00:53:23,312 Did you mean LAPD? 916 00:53:23,446 --> 00:53:24,380 I think she meant the LAPD. 917 00:53:24,513 --> 00:53:25,981 Did you mean the LAPD hun? 918 00:53:26,115 --> 00:53:27,682 I'm pretty sure she meant the LAPD. 919 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:31,653 Yes, I meant the LAPD. 920 00:53:32,154 --> 00:53:34,190 If you are not back here in one hour with my car 921 00:53:34,323 --> 00:53:38,527 I am sending all of this information to the LAPD. 922 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:39,694 We're ready, let's go. 923 00:53:39,828 --> 00:53:41,931 Your drive time is 59 minutes. 924 00:53:42,064 --> 00:53:44,166 Okay, Waze is saying 59 minutes. 925 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:46,035 That's kind of cutting it close, hun, 926 00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:48,070 I mean we're all the way in Los Feliz right now. 927 00:53:48,204 --> 00:53:50,005 Can you make that 90 minutes? 928 00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:51,806 Ugh, whatever. 929 00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:54,809 And Tyler, leave Chip at home. 930 00:53:57,113 --> 00:54:00,015 We're ready, let's go. 931 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,354 I had emerged from the abyss 932 00:54:05,488 --> 00:54:07,990 and had regained control of the situation. 933 00:54:08,124 --> 00:54:11,360 I was wearing my favorite new Alexandre Ford suit, 934 00:54:11,494 --> 00:54:13,795 which I had just had tailored to perfection 935 00:54:13,929 --> 00:54:15,697 and my champagne was chilled 936 00:54:15,830 --> 00:54:18,934 to a perfect 37 degrees Fahrenheit. 937 00:54:19,068 --> 00:54:21,303 There was just one thing left to do, 938 00:54:21,437 --> 00:54:24,140 decide how to dispose of Tyler. 939 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,076 The nail gun? 940 00:54:28,477 --> 00:54:30,112 Let's add that to the list of movie weapon tropes 941 00:54:30,246 --> 00:54:32,114 that don't necessarily reflect real life. 942 00:54:32,248 --> 00:54:34,884 Featuring in everything from "Casino Royale" 943 00:54:35,017 --> 00:54:35,783 to "Lethal Weapon II", 944 00:54:35,918 --> 00:54:37,153 this handyman tool 945 00:54:37,286 --> 00:54:39,421 has become a fixture on the silver screen. 946 00:54:39,555 --> 00:54:40,322 Next. 947 00:54:42,224 --> 00:54:44,994 Oh God, that's really cliché, isn't it? 948 00:54:45,461 --> 00:54:48,097 Hmm, it's been in like 949 00:54:48,464 --> 00:54:50,798 every other movie that I can think of. 950 00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:54,370 For example, "Dirty Harry", "Atomic Blonde", 951 00:54:54,503 --> 00:54:56,738 "Tomb Raider", "Taxi Driver", 952 00:54:56,871 --> 00:54:59,441 "Deadpool" one, two and probably three. 953 00:54:59,575 --> 00:55:00,675 "Taxi Driver" had a gun in it? 954 00:55:00,808 --> 00:55:01,610 "Shooter." 955 00:55:01,743 --> 00:55:02,677 "Zero Dark Thirty", 956 00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:04,513 "The Last Train from Gun Hill", 957 00:55:04,647 --> 00:55:05,447 "The Way of the Gun", 958 00:55:05,581 --> 00:55:06,248 "Charlie's Angels", 959 00:55:06,382 --> 00:55:07,416 "Die Hard", 960 00:55:07,550 --> 00:55:08,884 "Top Gun", "John Wick", "American Sniper", 961 00:55:09,018 --> 00:55:12,087 "The Matrix", 962 00:55:12,488 --> 00:55:15,658 "Gun Crazy", "Skyfall", "The Naked Gun Two and a Half", 963 00:55:15,790 --> 00:55:16,525 "Savages", 964 00:55:16,659 --> 00:55:18,194 "Wonder Woman", 965 00:55:18,327 --> 00:55:19,195 "Navy Seals" 966 00:55:19,328 --> 00:55:19,929 "James Bond", 967 00:55:20,062 --> 00:55:20,728 "Machine Gun Preacher", 968 00:55:20,862 --> 00:55:21,630 "Two Guns", 969 00:55:28,904 --> 00:55:30,772 Not in this movie, folks. 970 00:55:30,906 --> 00:55:33,075 I don't even like guns. 971 00:55:36,412 --> 00:55:38,881 These are nunchucks. 972 00:55:39,548 --> 00:55:41,517 Nunchucks are cool. 973 00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:42,651 Oh yeah. 974 00:55:42,784 --> 00:55:45,187 They're cool for two reasons. 975 00:55:45,321 --> 00:55:50,426 Number one, Bruce Lee used them in many of his movies 976 00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:52,528 including "Enter the Dragon", 977 00:55:52,661 --> 00:55:55,197 which was one of my favorites. 978 00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:57,166 The second reason that they're cool 979 00:55:57,299 --> 00:56:01,170 is because I just like the word, nunchucks. 980 00:56:01,869 --> 00:56:03,805 I don't know if it's one word or two 981 00:56:03,939 --> 00:56:05,908 but I know I like it. 982 00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:09,078 Nunchucks, nunchucks, 983 00:56:09,211 --> 00:56:12,047 nunchucks, nunchucks. 984 00:56:12,448 --> 00:56:17,019 I can also do really cool shit with them like this. 985 00:56:34,103 --> 00:56:36,472 Oh please, I could never pull this off 986 00:56:36,605 --> 00:56:40,042 with the panache Charlize did in "Atomic Blonde". 987 00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:43,746 It was a shame I had to kill Tyler. 988 00:56:43,879 --> 00:56:45,447 I really did enjoy the sex 989 00:56:45,581 --> 00:56:47,716 and he was blessed genetically with an absence of body hair 990 00:56:47,849 --> 00:56:49,817 and pleasingly symmetrical genitalia 991 00:56:49,952 --> 00:56:51,420 which I could no longer enjoy the benefit of 992 00:56:51,553 --> 00:56:53,956 once I cut it off and fed it to him. 993 00:56:54,089 --> 00:56:55,524 I also had to confess 994 00:56:55,658 --> 00:56:57,760 a strange feeling of admiration for his craftiness. 995 00:56:57,893 --> 00:57:01,829 I viewed his deception and escape as rather an achievement. 996 00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:03,198 Ew, feelings. 997 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,487 What? 998 00:57:25,621 --> 00:57:26,922 It's just the tip. 999 00:57:35,197 --> 00:57:36,498 ♪ I caught you smiling ♪ 1000 00:57:36,632 --> 00:57:41,003 ♪ I know I've seen you here before ♪ 1001 00:58:33,088 --> 00:58:33,922 What are you doing here? 1002 00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:34,990 What's on your face? 1003 00:58:35,124 --> 00:58:36,291 An instant magic facial mask. 1004 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:37,559 You told me to come immediately. 1005 00:58:37,693 --> 00:58:38,961 Well Waze said 59 minutes. 1006 00:58:39,094 --> 00:58:40,195 You look hideous. 1007 00:58:40,329 --> 00:58:41,163 Why are you holding a kitchen knife? 1008 00:58:41,296 --> 00:58:42,264 I don't really know. 1009 00:58:42,398 --> 00:58:44,867 Why are we shouting? 1010 00:58:46,268 --> 00:58:50,105 Look, it's only been about 32 minutes 1011 00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:52,107 and you said you were in Los Feliz. 1012 00:58:52,241 --> 00:58:54,710 I figured I had time to do a quick facial. 1013 00:58:54,843 --> 00:58:56,311 I'm sorry I interrupted. 1014 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:57,980 The Waze was accounting for an accident 1015 00:58:58,113 --> 00:58:59,081 which happened on the 10 1016 00:58:59,214 --> 00:59:00,416 which cleared up pretty fast. 1017 00:59:00,549 --> 00:59:02,084 There wasn't much traffic otherwise. 1018 00:59:02,217 --> 00:59:03,552 Did you bring my car back? 1019 00:59:03,685 --> 00:59:04,787 Yes, I did. 1020 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,890 Are you wearing my jewelry? 1021 00:59:07,022 --> 00:59:08,223 Yes, I am. 1022 00:59:09,725 --> 00:59:11,193 It looks nice. 1023 00:59:11,994 --> 00:59:13,362 Thank you. 1024 00:59:13,495 --> 00:59:15,798 Like I kind of think you could start a new thing. 1025 00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,099 Right? 1026 00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:19,401 I feel like I can totally pull it off. 1027 00:59:19,535 --> 00:59:20,502 Totally. 1028 00:59:20,636 --> 00:59:22,004 Like why can't men wear jewelry? 1029 00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:24,606 Like why can't they? 1030 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,308 Totally. 1031 00:59:32,748 --> 00:59:34,249 That is not a good look. 1032 00:59:34,383 --> 00:59:36,518 Would you like me to wait in the living room? 1033 00:59:36,652 --> 00:59:40,122 That would be very nice, thank you. 1034 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,501 So shiny. 1035 01:00:00,108 --> 01:00:04,379 ♪ It must've been love ♪ 1036 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:09,718 ♪ But it's over now ♪ 1037 01:00:10,954 --> 01:00:13,655 ♪ Lay a whisper ♪ 1038 01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:16,391 ♪ On my pillow ♪ 1039 01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:19,328 ♪ Leave the winter ♪ 1040 01:00:19,461 --> 01:00:21,597 ♪ On the ground ♪ 1041 01:00:21,730 --> 01:00:22,664 I feel you buddy. 1042 01:00:22,798 --> 01:00:25,234 ♪ I wake up lonely ♪ 1043 01:00:25,367 --> 01:00:28,437 ♪ There's air of silence ♪ 1044 01:00:28,570 --> 01:00:32,741 ♪ In the bedroom and all around ♪ 1045 01:00:34,076 --> 01:00:36,144 That outfit really is next level. 1046 01:00:36,278 --> 01:00:37,212 Thank you. 1047 01:00:37,346 --> 01:00:39,014 You go girl. 1048 01:00:39,147 --> 01:00:40,215 Where are you going? 1049 01:00:40,349 --> 01:00:41,550 Martini, you want one? 1050 01:00:41,683 --> 01:00:43,485 No Catherine, I do not want a martini. 1051 01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:45,420 All right, I brought your car back, your jewelry back. 1052 01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:47,856 Now can you delete the info you have on me now? 1053 01:00:56,465 --> 01:00:57,967 I don't think so. 1054 01:00:58,133 --> 01:01:00,068 Can you delete the info you have on me now, please? 1055 01:01:00,202 --> 01:01:01,270 Thank you. 1056 01:01:02,939 --> 01:01:04,072 Nope. 1057 01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:06,241 I thought we had a deal. 1058 01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:10,178 I'm not bound by a code of ethics, Tyler 1059 01:01:10,914 --> 01:01:13,582 and apparently neither are you. 1060 01:01:14,283 --> 01:01:16,051 You stole from me, 1061 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:18,053 even though we zinged. 1062 01:01:18,186 --> 01:01:18,922 We did zing, right? 1063 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:19,855 100% zing. 1064 01:01:19,989 --> 01:01:21,557 So zinged. 1065 01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:22,457 Zing a ding. 1066 01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:23,725 Zing a ding a ling dong. 1067 01:01:23,859 --> 01:01:24,793 Zingtastic. 1068 01:01:24,928 --> 01:01:26,428 That is besides the point. 1069 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:27,931 All right, you promised me that if I brought you car back- 1070 01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,865 - Uh promises, promises, they're made to be broken. 1071 01:01:29,999 --> 01:01:31,066 Look. 1072 01:01:31,901 --> 01:01:33,036 Don't 1073 01:01:33,168 --> 01:01:37,072 you ever touch me. 1074 01:01:43,012 --> 01:01:44,546 Tag. 1075 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,714 Huh? 1076 01:01:48,483 --> 01:01:50,053 Oh fuck that really escalated. 1077 01:01:50,185 --> 01:01:51,520 Are you on your period? 1078 01:01:54,556 --> 01:01:56,893 Fuck! Oh my God, what are you doing? 1079 01:01:57,225 --> 01:01:58,460 Tying up lose ends. 1080 01:01:58,594 --> 01:02:00,395 Is that all I am to you, a loose end? 1081 01:02:00,529 --> 01:02:04,000 Don't take it personally, baby, back in a minute. 1082 01:02:04,132 --> 01:02:05,534 ♪ Dark in the city ♪ 1083 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:07,369 ♪ Night is a wire ♪ 1084 01:02:07,502 --> 01:02:09,973 ♪ Steam in the subway, Earth is afire ♪ 1085 01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:15,510 ♪ Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo ♪ 1086 01:02:18,714 --> 01:02:21,850 ♪ Woman, you want me, give me a sign ♪ 1087 01:02:21,985 --> 01:02:25,187 ♪ And catch my breathing even closer behind ♪ 1088 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,056 ♪ Do do do do do do do dodo ♪ 1089 01:02:27,189 --> 01:02:28,590 Oh Catherine. 1090 01:02:32,861 --> 01:02:34,097 You wouldn't. 1091 01:02:34,229 --> 01:02:38,300 Put the knife down or the couch gets it. 1092 01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:41,470 Is that the 1969 Chateau Lafite? 1093 01:02:41,603 --> 01:02:43,106 Inky burgundy in color, 1094 01:02:43,238 --> 01:02:45,707 this full-bodied vintage is moody, complex and dense, 1095 01:02:45,841 --> 01:02:47,609 fragrant with notes of chocolate, cedarwood, 1096 01:02:47,743 --> 01:02:49,711 sandalwood, black tea and banana, 1097 01:02:49,845 --> 01:02:52,347 it has an alluring whiff of mahogany and creme de cassis 1098 01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:54,650 which pulls you in deep to its black currant center. 1099 01:02:54,783 --> 01:02:59,588 The beautiful tannins and intense cocoa beans are palpable. 1100 01:02:59,721 --> 01:03:02,892 Well shit, this is a calamity. 1101 01:03:03,026 --> 01:03:07,796 I will Chateau Lafite the fuck out of this couch. 1102 01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:09,098 That's a sofa. 1103 01:03:09,231 --> 01:03:10,732 It's a couch. 1104 01:03:10,866 --> 01:03:14,137 No baby, I think you'll find that that is a sofa. 1105 01:03:14,269 --> 01:03:15,004 Mmm, couch. 1106 01:03:15,138 --> 01:03:16,171 Mmm, sofa. 1107 01:03:16,304 --> 01:03:17,040 Mmm, couch. 1108 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:18,774 It's a sofa. 1109 01:03:18,908 --> 01:03:19,641 It's a couch. 1110 01:03:19,775 --> 01:03:20,642 It's a sofa. 1111 01:03:20,776 --> 01:03:21,309 Damn couch. 1112 01:03:21,443 --> 01:03:22,177 - Sofa. - Couch. 1113 01:03:22,310 --> 01:03:23,046 - Sofa. - Couch. 1114 01:03:23,178 --> 01:03:23,913 - Sofa. - Couch. 1115 01:03:24,047 --> 01:03:24,780 - Sofa. - Couch. 1116 01:03:24,914 --> 01:03:25,647 - Sofa. - Couch. 1117 01:03:25,781 --> 01:03:26,448 - Sofa. - Couch. 1118 01:03:26,581 --> 01:03:27,315 - Sofa. - It's a couch. 1119 01:03:27,449 --> 01:03:28,151 - Sofa. - Couch. 1120 01:03:28,283 --> 01:03:29,184 Sofa. 1121 01:03:29,317 --> 01:03:30,619 Let's agree to disagree. 1122 01:03:30,752 --> 01:03:31,620 All right, get in the kitchen and stay there. 1123 01:03:31,753 --> 01:03:32,287 Hide and seek? 1124 01:03:32,421 --> 01:03:33,822 Count to 100. 1125 01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:36,525 Okay. 1126 01:03:37,659 --> 01:03:42,098 Just so you know, the Lafite is a $50,000 bottle 1127 01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:46,368 and that sofa is Lamotte, Italian. 1128 01:03:46,568 --> 01:03:50,338 It had an eight month lead time and cost me 73 grand. 1129 01:03:52,374 --> 01:03:54,276 Think about what you're doing. 1130 01:03:54,409 --> 01:03:55,811 Do you have no soul? 1131 01:03:55,945 --> 01:03:57,546 Have you ever wondered 1132 01:03:57,679 --> 01:03:59,381 if there was something better you could spend your money on 1133 01:03:59,514 --> 01:04:02,317 instead of wine and furniture? 1134 01:04:03,285 --> 01:04:05,054 Well no, I can't say I have. 1135 01:04:05,188 --> 01:04:06,588 I mean like what? 1136 01:04:06,722 --> 01:04:10,425 I don't know, a charitable foundation perhaps. 1137 01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:11,961 I'm a self-serving, materialistic, 1138 01:04:12,095 --> 01:04:15,164 narcissistic, homicidal sociopath, Tyler. 1139 01:04:15,297 --> 01:04:16,698 I mean a charitable foundation 1140 01:04:16,832 --> 01:04:20,502 is not exactly keeping with my character. 1141 01:04:20,635 --> 01:04:24,473 Damn, you're really hard on yourself, hun. 1142 01:04:24,606 --> 01:04:26,842 I don't think you're any of those things. 1143 01:04:26,976 --> 01:04:29,311 I think you're a really wonderful girl. 1144 01:04:29,444 --> 01:04:32,514 You should really work on your self esteem. 1145 01:04:32,647 --> 01:04:36,052 You really are so sensitive and sweet sometimes. 1146 01:04:36,185 --> 01:04:37,786 You know, I try. 1147 01:04:39,055 --> 01:04:41,023 Now if you come out of that kitchen before 99, 1148 01:04:41,157 --> 01:04:42,091 I swear to fucking God, 1149 01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:43,159 I will unload this entire bottle 1150 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:44,459 like a human fucking sprinkler. 1151 01:04:44,593 --> 01:04:47,529 And it won't just be the couch. 1152 01:04:47,662 --> 01:04:48,797 Sofa. 1153 01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:50,298 It's a couch. 1154 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,334 Sofa. 1155 01:04:52,467 --> 01:04:53,802 It's a couch. 1156 01:04:54,904 --> 01:04:56,906 It's a fucking sofa. 1157 01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:00,943 Come on. 1158 01:05:01,077 --> 01:05:02,644 Come on. 1159 01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:03,645 Come on. 1160 01:05:07,150 --> 01:05:08,985 It's not gonna start. 1161 01:05:09,118 --> 01:05:10,385 Why not? 1162 01:05:10,519 --> 01:05:13,022 I put two bottles of Tide in the tank. 1163 01:05:19,228 --> 01:05:21,030 Speedy little sucker. 1164 01:05:29,404 --> 01:05:31,107 Cat's out of the bag I guess. 1165 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,210 Tell me you did not feed me a bunch of dudes. 1166 01:05:34,342 --> 01:05:36,511 I did not feed you a bunch of dudes. 1167 01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:38,014 I'm not sensing 1168 01:05:38,147 --> 01:05:39,481 a whole lot of authenticity there, Catherine. 1169 01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:41,650 Did you feed me a bunch of dudes? 1170 01:05:41,783 --> 01:05:43,585 Look only two or three. 1171 01:05:44,853 --> 01:05:45,955 Possibly four, maybe parts of five, 1172 01:05:46,088 --> 01:05:47,290 but I mean who's counting? 1173 01:05:47,422 --> 01:05:48,257 I'm counting. 1174 01:05:48,390 --> 01:05:49,992 I'm fucking counting. 1175 01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:51,526 Oh. 1176 01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:55,497 Oh baby, do you need some Pepto for your tum tum? 1177 01:05:57,766 --> 01:06:00,269 I'm sorry, what happened to the ice pick? 1178 01:06:00,402 --> 01:06:01,870 It's been done before. 1179 01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:03,705 Is that a fucking curling iron? 1180 01:06:03,839 --> 01:06:06,575 Donair, double ceramic 1.25 inch barrel, 1181 01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:09,778 delivers even heat, fast styling and long lasting curls. 1182 01:06:09,912 --> 01:06:12,114 Also doubles as a totally unique and conventional, 1183 01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:13,615 not cliché weapon. 1184 01:06:13,748 --> 01:06:15,318 And you're gonna do what exactly with that, huh? 1185 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:17,153 I mean is that how the rest of these poor bastards went too 1186 01:06:17,286 --> 01:06:18,287 with a fucking curling iron? 1187 01:06:25,694 --> 01:06:28,730 Okay maybe I was wrong about the curling iron. 1188 01:06:28,864 --> 01:06:29,397 Mmhmm. 1189 01:06:32,001 --> 01:06:33,102 Stay down. 1190 01:06:33,236 --> 01:06:34,203 Do not move, do not fucking move, okay? 1191 01:06:34,337 --> 01:06:35,637 I am leaving. 1192 01:06:35,770 --> 01:06:36,872 You have your car back, your jewelry back. 1193 01:06:37,006 --> 01:06:39,708 Let's not let this thing escalate. 1194 01:06:39,841 --> 01:06:43,913 I kind of feel like it's already escalated. 1195 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,116 I mean you stole my car and my jewelry. 1196 01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,151 You have a stash of dead dudes in your freezer 1197 01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:51,053 which you fed to me. 1198 01:06:51,187 --> 01:06:53,356 I think that's textbook escalated. 1199 01:06:53,488 --> 01:06:55,358 You're right, but there's no need to escalate this 1200 01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:56,658 to the point of no return. 1201 01:06:56,791 --> 01:06:58,060 I hate to be a party pooper baby 1202 01:06:58,194 --> 01:06:59,661 but I kind of feel like we're there already. 1203 01:06:59,794 --> 01:07:00,930 I'm inclined to disagree. 1204 01:07:01,063 --> 01:07:02,564 All right I'm sorry I stole your car. 1205 01:07:02,697 --> 01:07:03,665 I'm sorry I stole your diamonds, 1206 01:07:03,798 --> 01:07:04,934 that was a prick move. 1207 01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:06,401 I'm sorry I ever came to this house. 1208 01:07:06,534 --> 01:07:07,937 I'm not sorry about the epic sex, 1209 01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:10,373 but everything else I am sorry for truly. 1210 01:07:10,505 --> 01:07:11,673 Now let's just hit the reset button 1211 01:07:11,806 --> 01:07:15,011 and pretend we never met, okay? 1212 01:07:15,144 --> 01:07:17,746 Sure, okay. 1213 01:07:20,448 --> 01:07:21,516 Okay. 1214 01:07:26,989 --> 01:07:28,590 36 minutes? 1215 01:07:28,723 --> 01:07:30,192 Well that blows. 1216 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:40,002 Eat it, Maria Sharapova. 1217 01:07:43,471 --> 01:07:45,975 And that was a backhand, hmm. 1218 01:08:06,195 --> 01:08:07,196 That hurt. 1219 01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:17,340 Now that's convenient. 1220 01:08:17,472 --> 01:08:18,274 Fuck. 1221 01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,877 Really, another costume change? 1222 01:08:24,512 --> 01:08:25,613 You were out cold for ages. 1223 01:08:25,747 --> 01:08:27,416 I got a little bored. 1224 01:08:27,549 --> 01:08:28,284 It looks nice. 1225 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:29,385 Thank you. 1226 01:08:29,517 --> 01:08:30,286 You always kill in couture? 1227 01:08:31,253 --> 01:08:32,754 Very funny. 1228 01:08:32,888 --> 01:08:34,156 No seriously, have you got a cocktail party to go to? 1229 01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:36,491 We are the party baby. 1230 01:08:41,596 --> 01:08:42,630 Mmhmm. 1231 01:08:46,035 --> 01:08:47,937 Jesus Catherine, how many more are there? 1232 01:08:48,070 --> 01:08:48,971 I lost count. 1233 01:08:50,739 --> 01:08:52,408 You're fucking crazy. 1234 01:08:54,843 --> 01:08:56,544 That is not nice. 1235 01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:58,381 There's a freezer full of bodies. 1236 01:08:58,513 --> 01:09:00,715 Listen, it's not what you think. 1237 01:09:00,849 --> 01:09:03,419 It's a pile of frozen dead people. 1238 01:09:03,551 --> 01:09:04,887 What am I misconstruing here? 1239 01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:08,324 It's a pile of frozen dead bad people. 1240 01:09:08,457 --> 01:09:09,392 What did they do? 1241 01:09:09,524 --> 01:09:10,359 Bad things. 1242 01:09:10,493 --> 01:09:11,826 Like what, huh? 1243 01:09:11,961 --> 01:09:13,095 What did that guy do? 1244 01:09:13,229 --> 01:09:14,063 MS-13. 1245 01:09:14,196 --> 01:09:14,930 What about him? 1246 01:09:15,064 --> 01:09:15,697 Pedophile. 1247 01:09:15,830 --> 01:09:16,465 What about that guy? 1248 01:09:16,598 --> 01:09:17,599 Rapist. 1249 01:09:17,732 --> 01:09:18,467 - That guy? - Murderer. 1250 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:19,634 Ironic. 1251 01:09:19,768 --> 01:09:20,702 What about him? 1252 01:09:20,835 --> 01:09:21,770 - What did he do? - Meth dealer. 1253 01:09:21,904 --> 01:09:22,905 - Him? - Sex trafficker. 1254 01:09:23,039 --> 01:09:24,173 - That guy? - Homophobe. 1255 01:09:24,306 --> 01:09:25,041 What about him? 1256 01:09:25,174 --> 01:09:26,175 Neo-Nazi. 1257 01:09:26,308 --> 01:09:27,276 - Him? - Bigot. 1258 01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:28,244 - That guy? - Racist. 1259 01:09:28,377 --> 01:09:29,478 - Hmm? - KKK. 1260 01:09:29,611 --> 01:09:30,880 - Him? - Child porn. 1261 01:09:31,013 --> 01:09:32,048 - Hmm? - Snuff tapes. 1262 01:09:32,181 --> 01:09:33,249 - Hmm? - Human slave trade. 1263 01:09:33,382 --> 01:09:34,283 - Hmm? - Antisemite. 1264 01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:35,351 - Hmm? - Xenophobe. 1265 01:09:35,484 --> 01:09:36,152 - Hmm? - Jimmy Hoffa. 1266 01:09:36,285 --> 01:09:37,552 That was you? 1267 01:09:37,685 --> 01:09:39,088 We had to be somewhere. 1268 01:09:39,221 --> 01:09:39,955 What about him? 1269 01:09:40,089 --> 01:09:40,688 What did he do? 1270 01:09:40,822 --> 01:09:41,689 Evil foreign dictator. 1271 01:09:41,823 --> 01:09:42,690 - Hmm? - Politician. 1272 01:09:42,824 --> 01:09:43,625 - Hmm? - Republican. 1273 01:09:49,831 --> 01:09:50,832 - Hmm? - Democrat. 1274 01:09:50,966 --> 01:09:51,866 - Hmm? - Independent. 1275 01:09:52,001 --> 01:09:52,968 - Hmm? - #fakenews. 1276 01:09:53,102 --> 01:09:54,602 - Hmm? - Internet troll. 1277 01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:56,372 - Hmm? - Al-Qaeda. 1278 01:09:56,505 --> 01:09:57,639 Really? 1279 01:09:57,772 --> 01:09:58,908 We don't have time for that story. 1280 01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,575 Well what about him, huh? 1281 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:01,544 What did he do? 1282 01:10:01,676 --> 01:10:03,079 Construction worker. 1283 01:10:03,212 --> 01:10:05,381 He whistled at me and then called me a puta, 1284 01:10:05,514 --> 01:10:07,216 totally unprovoked. 1285 01:10:07,349 --> 01:10:09,085 I mean he had to go. 1286 01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:11,220 What? 1287 01:10:11,353 --> 01:10:13,621 No, I don't feel like I have to justify that. 1288 01:10:13,755 --> 01:10:14,557 What about her? 1289 01:10:14,689 --> 01:10:15,623 What did she do? 1290 01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:17,226 She left her dog in a hot car. 1291 01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:18,928 Really? 1292 01:10:19,061 --> 01:10:22,331 It was July in Los Angeles in a Whole Foods parking lot. 1293 01:10:22,465 --> 01:10:23,731 Now tell me what was so fucking delicious 1294 01:10:23,865 --> 01:10:25,000 in the deli that day 1295 01:10:25,134 --> 01:10:26,335 that warranted leaving a Schnauzer puppy 1296 01:10:26,469 --> 01:10:28,703 in a locked Prius for 40 minutes? 1297 01:10:28,837 --> 01:10:30,839 On a warm day, the temperature in a parked car 1298 01:10:30,973 --> 01:10:33,775 can exceed 120 degrees in a matter of minutes. 1299 01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:37,046 Yes folks, even with the windows partially open, 1300 01:10:37,179 --> 01:10:38,914 your pet can suffer brain damage 1301 01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:40,883 or die from heat stroke. 1302 01:10:41,016 --> 01:10:45,421 So never ever leave your pet unattended in a parked car. 1303 01:10:45,554 --> 01:10:49,425 I mean I suppose that probably goes for children too. 1304 01:12:07,802 --> 01:12:09,638 You broke my nail. 1305 01:12:09,771 --> 01:12:10,606 Sorry sweetheart, 1306 01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:12,041 I'd do anything for you 1307 01:12:12,174 --> 01:12:13,775 except let you kill me with a fucking ax. 1308 01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:23,686 - Fuck, don't drop me. - Are you okay? 1309 01:12:26,689 --> 01:12:29,024 Gotcha! Sucker. 1310 01:12:36,198 --> 01:12:38,434 Why do you do this huh? 1311 01:12:38,567 --> 01:12:40,102 You're a beautiful woman and you're rich. 1312 01:12:40,236 --> 01:12:41,470 You have no reason to do this. 1313 01:12:41,604 --> 01:12:43,805 I mean have you ever rationally considered 1314 01:12:43,939 --> 01:12:46,275 your exposure to criminal prosecution? 1315 01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:48,711 I think you'd go to jail for like ever. 1316 01:12:48,843 --> 01:12:50,379 Not possible. 1317 01:12:50,512 --> 01:12:51,981 Why not? 1318 01:12:52,114 --> 01:12:53,249 Because I'm too good and too efficient at what I do 1319 01:12:53,382 --> 01:12:55,817 and I don't leave evidence lying around. 1320 01:12:58,621 --> 01:13:01,789 The way I see it I'm fulfilling two important things. 1321 01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:02,725 What's that? 1322 01:13:02,857 --> 01:13:04,560 First, my blood lust. 1323 01:13:06,662 --> 01:13:07,529 Check. 1324 01:13:08,464 --> 01:13:09,797 What's the other thing? 1325 01:13:09,932 --> 01:13:11,233 I'm doing society a favor. 1326 01:13:11,367 --> 01:13:13,102 Did you know that the cost of imprisoning 1327 01:13:13,235 --> 01:13:17,139 California's 130,000 inmates is $11.4 billion per year? 1328 01:13:17,273 --> 01:13:18,507 - Did you know that? - Huh? 1329 01:13:18,641 --> 01:13:21,443 It costs taxpayers $75,560 1330 01:13:21,577 --> 01:13:24,713 to house one inmate for one year in California. 1331 01:13:24,846 --> 01:13:27,815 I mean that's more than the annual tuition at Harvard. 1332 01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:29,752 With plenty left over for pizza and beer. 1333 01:13:29,885 --> 01:13:31,120 Exactly. 1334 01:13:31,253 --> 01:13:34,290 So assuming I've picked off let's say 1335 01:13:34,423 --> 01:13:37,493 around 100 of these guys give or take 1336 01:13:37,626 --> 01:13:40,763 that means that I've saved the fine taxpayers of this state 1337 01:13:40,896 --> 01:13:42,498 over $7.5 million. 1338 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:46,735 You're welcome, California. 1339 01:13:49,605 --> 01:13:51,940 And thank you, Catherine. 1340 01:13:52,074 --> 01:13:55,077 Oh please, you don't pay taxes. 1341 01:13:56,111 --> 01:13:58,447 What makes you say that? 1342 01:13:59,281 --> 01:14:01,016 If you are reporting the profits of your crimes 1343 01:14:01,150 --> 01:14:03,018 to the IRS with unwashed money, 1344 01:14:03,152 --> 01:14:06,689 you are even stupider than I thought. 1345 01:14:06,821 --> 01:14:08,157 What crimes? 1346 01:14:09,892 --> 01:14:12,027 You steal from old people, Tyler, 1347 01:14:12,161 --> 01:14:15,097 including my granny, by the way. 1348 01:14:16,031 --> 01:14:18,500 Which one was your granny? 1349 01:14:18,634 --> 01:14:23,038 Cheviot Hills, pink hair, passion for lawn bull. 1350 01:14:23,172 --> 01:14:25,074 You took her life savings. 1351 01:14:25,207 --> 01:14:26,208 Ringing any bells? 1352 01:14:26,342 --> 01:14:27,209 Uh. 1353 01:14:28,577 --> 01:14:31,013 - Look at those girls. - Go girls. 1354 01:14:31,146 --> 01:14:32,448 This is the one for you, I mean 1355 01:14:32,581 --> 01:14:34,950 the numbers alone Betty, the numbers. 1356 01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:39,088 Truce. 1357 01:14:42,057 --> 01:14:45,527 Betty, Betty was your granny? 1358 01:14:48,130 --> 01:14:50,132 Is that why I'm here? 1359 01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:52,468 Initially it was. 1360 01:14:53,068 --> 01:14:56,071 Okay, okay. 1361 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:57,539 Well for what it's worth, 1362 01:14:57,673 --> 01:14:59,675 she was a really nice lady 1363 01:15:00,342 --> 01:15:02,811 but I hardly think that that is murder worthy. 1364 01:15:02,945 --> 01:15:05,280 She is a really nice lady, Tyler 1365 01:15:05,414 --> 01:15:07,282 and I'm inclined to disagree. 1366 01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:09,084 I think that stealing from the elderly 1367 01:15:09,218 --> 01:15:11,620 is exceedingly fucked up. 1368 01:15:14,223 --> 01:15:17,226 Not fucked up enough to deserve to die. 1369 01:15:17,359 --> 01:15:20,262 That's subjective sweetheart. 1370 01:15:25,634 --> 01:15:27,302 God, I'm thirsty, 1371 01:15:28,103 --> 01:15:31,440 I'm getting that cotton mouth kind of thing, 1372 01:15:31,573 --> 01:15:33,308 I'm dehydrated. 1373 01:15:33,442 --> 01:15:35,644 Can we take a water break? 1374 01:15:35,778 --> 01:15:38,647 Yeah, that'd be nice. 1375 01:15:39,515 --> 01:15:40,949 I'm thirsty too. 1376 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:42,284 All right. 1377 01:15:44,753 --> 01:15:47,089 I mean even if I were to agree 1378 01:15:47,222 --> 01:15:50,025 that the punishment doesn't fit the crime, 1379 01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:52,861 your very existence is a liability. 1380 01:15:52,995 --> 01:15:54,596 Ever heard of corpus delicti? 1381 01:15:54,730 --> 01:15:55,731 Corporate what? 1382 01:15:55,864 --> 01:15:56,999 Corpus delicti, 1383 01:15:57,132 --> 01:15:58,734 the body of evidentiary items, 1384 01:15:58,867 --> 01:16:00,569 including physical, demonstrative and testimonial 1385 01:16:00,702 --> 01:16:03,338 that can establish that a homicide has occurred. 1386 01:16:03,472 --> 01:16:05,541 You've become a loose end, baby. 1387 01:16:05,674 --> 01:16:09,144 I mean it'd be plain irresponsible to let you live. 1388 01:16:09,278 --> 01:16:11,547 I'm not gonna tell anybody. 1389 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,049 I want to believe you, baby, I really do 1390 01:16:14,183 --> 01:16:15,584 but you haven't exactly established 1391 01:16:15,717 --> 01:16:18,053 a passion of honesty and brass in your life thus far. 1392 01:16:18,187 --> 01:16:20,789 So tell me one thing, why the sex, huh? 1393 01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:23,927 I mean why not just kill me when I arrived at your door? 1394 01:16:24,059 --> 01:16:26,028 Was it all just some twisted preamble? 1395 01:16:26,161 --> 01:16:27,663 That was just for fun. 1396 01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:30,065 I mean you're very sexy. 1397 01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:32,234 Why put that to waste? 1398 01:16:33,068 --> 01:16:34,938 You think I'm attractive? 1399 01:16:35,070 --> 01:16:36,104 Oh God yeah. 1400 01:16:36,238 --> 01:16:38,373 Yeah, you're very sexy. 1401 01:16:38,507 --> 01:16:39,141 I'm flattered. 1402 01:16:39,274 --> 01:16:40,175 Don't be coy. 1403 01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:41,810 You know you've got it. 1404 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:44,112 Well yeah, but I mean it's nice to hear it sometimes. 1405 01:16:44,246 --> 01:16:45,949 I even liked you enough to let you go 1406 01:16:46,081 --> 01:16:49,551 which trust me I have never done before. 1407 01:16:50,285 --> 01:16:53,622 I wasn't even going to kill you, you're welcome, 1408 01:16:53,755 --> 01:16:54,990 but then you had to steal my car, 1409 01:16:55,123 --> 01:16:56,058 which had a dead body in it. 1410 01:16:56,191 --> 01:16:57,326 And by the way, sidebar, 1411 01:16:57,459 --> 01:16:58,861 I know you did that for retribution. 1412 01:16:58,994 --> 01:17:00,529 It wasn't even about the money, was it? 1413 01:17:00,662 --> 01:17:03,098 It was your way of saying na na na na na, poopy on your face 1414 01:17:03,232 --> 01:17:05,667 because you were pissy that I kicked you out. 1415 01:17:05,801 --> 01:17:08,637 I wasn't even gonna kill you when you brought the car back, 1416 01:17:08,770 --> 01:17:10,138 you're welcome. 1417 01:17:10,272 --> 01:17:11,707 That does speak volumes about your magnanimity. 1418 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:12,942 Right? 1419 01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:14,243 But then you had to go snooping around 1420 01:17:14,376 --> 01:17:15,811 and stumble on all of my dead bodies. 1421 01:17:15,945 --> 01:17:17,412 And so look what you've done. 1422 01:17:17,546 --> 01:17:19,214 You've backed me up into a corner. 1423 01:17:19,348 --> 01:17:22,284 I mean you've just backed me into a corner. 1424 01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:24,453 You've backed me right up in here 1425 01:17:24,586 --> 01:17:28,790 and now I have no option but to get rid of you. 1426 01:17:29,825 --> 01:17:31,593 That hurts my feelings. 1427 01:17:31,727 --> 01:17:34,630 This situation is completely of your own making Tyler. 1428 01:17:34,763 --> 01:17:36,231 You made a series of bad decisions, 1429 01:17:36,365 --> 01:17:37,699 starting with ripping off my granny, 1430 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:40,135 which have led you to where you stand today. 1431 01:17:40,269 --> 01:17:41,503 You're in the home of a serial killer 1432 01:17:41,637 --> 01:17:43,772 with a Glock 19 in your face. 1433 01:17:43,907 --> 01:17:45,741 I think you have to take some responsibility 1434 01:17:45,874 --> 01:17:47,509 and be accountable for your actions. 1435 01:17:47,643 --> 01:17:52,281 Okay, you're right, it's all my fault. 1436 01:17:55,717 --> 01:17:56,986 Oh shit. 1437 01:17:57,119 --> 01:17:58,186 Ow. 1438 01:18:00,856 --> 01:18:01,823 Time to die. 1439 01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:02,892 Can we discuss this at least? 1440 01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:04,293 Oh no, it's not debatable. 1441 01:18:04,426 --> 01:18:05,093 Come on, I know you've got a soft spot for me. 1442 01:18:06,996 --> 01:18:08,196 What? 1443 01:18:08,330 --> 01:18:09,731 It's just the tip. 1444 01:18:09,865 --> 01:18:11,034 Oh my God. 1445 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,200 Do you see how she just did that? 1446 01:18:12,334 --> 01:18:13,468 I said that to her earlier 1447 01:18:13,602 --> 01:18:15,637 in a sexual context referring to my penis 1448 01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:18,073 and now she's repeating my own line back to me 1449 01:18:18,206 --> 01:18:19,508 right here in this new context 1450 01:18:19,641 --> 01:18:21,577 referring to this tiny pitchfork situation. 1451 01:18:21,710 --> 01:18:24,047 Whoever wrote this is a fucking genius. 1452 01:18:24,179 --> 01:18:26,315 Excuse me, I'm sorry, 1453 01:18:26,448 --> 01:18:27,816 are you having your own 1454 01:18:27,951 --> 01:18:30,852 little fourth wall breakage right now? 1455 01:18:30,987 --> 01:18:35,058 No, no, we can't both have V.O's and break the fourth wall. 1456 01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:37,159 This is my movie. 1457 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:39,261 Don't talk to them. 1458 01:18:39,394 --> 01:18:40,362 All right. 1459 01:18:40,495 --> 01:18:42,764 All right Jesus so possessive. 1460 01:18:42,899 --> 01:18:45,367 Ooh, that looks kind of bad. 1461 01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:51,406 I'm not very good with blood. 1462 01:18:52,374 --> 01:18:54,043 I find that hard to believe, peaches. 1463 01:18:54,176 --> 01:18:55,711 My own blood. 1464 01:18:55,844 --> 01:18:58,047 You should probably do something about that. 1465 01:18:58,180 --> 01:18:59,181 Right? 1466 01:18:59,314 --> 01:19:00,582 I think so. 1467 01:19:00,716 --> 01:19:01,817 Yeah. 1468 01:19:01,951 --> 01:19:03,218 I mean would you mind taking a quick break? 1469 01:19:03,352 --> 01:19:04,087 Not at all. 1470 01:19:04,219 --> 01:19:04,954 Okay. 1471 01:19:05,088 --> 01:19:05,754 Thanks. 1472 01:19:05,888 --> 01:19:06,788 Of course. 1473 01:19:06,923 --> 01:19:08,156 Just don't go anywhere. 1474 01:19:15,197 --> 01:19:17,466 Not a lot of blood, huh? 1475 01:19:17,599 --> 01:19:20,369 Kind of figured there'd be more blood than that. 1476 01:19:20,502 --> 01:19:21,803 Well alrighty. 1477 01:19:28,443 --> 01:19:29,611 The truth is 1478 01:19:29,745 --> 01:19:31,080 I really didn't want to kill Tyler. 1479 01:19:31,213 --> 01:19:33,849 I absolutely adored the boy. 1480 01:19:33,983 --> 01:19:37,686 But I had firmly resolved that it was my only option. 1481 01:19:37,819 --> 01:19:43,158 So I decided I might as well have some bloody fun doing it. 1482 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:46,029 Activating party mode. 1483 01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:47,829 Clever girl, party mode. 1484 01:20:18,326 --> 01:20:20,629 ♪ We're talking away ♪ 1485 01:20:20,762 --> 01:20:23,265 ♪ I don't know what I'm to say ♪ 1486 01:20:23,398 --> 01:20:26,234 ♪ I'll say it anyway ♪ 1487 01:20:26,368 --> 01:20:29,138 ♪ Today's another day to find you ♪ 1488 01:20:29,271 --> 01:20:31,840 ♪ Shying away ♪ 1489 01:20:31,974 --> 01:20:34,443 ♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay ♪ 1490 01:20:34,576 --> 01:20:39,015 ♪ Take on me ♪ 1491 01:20:39,148 --> 01:20:40,348 ♪ Take on me ♪ 1492 01:20:40,482 --> 01:20:43,218 ♪ Take me on ♪ 1493 01:21:00,702 --> 01:21:04,840 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1494 01:21:04,974 --> 01:21:09,678 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1495 01:21:09,811 --> 01:21:14,583 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1496 01:21:14,716 --> 01:21:19,488 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1497 01:21:19,621 --> 01:21:23,993 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1498 01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:28,864 ♪ Money, money, money, money, money ♪ 1499 01:21:41,543 --> 01:21:42,577 Hello baby. 1500 01:21:44,679 --> 01:21:47,349 I didn't even know you liked sports. 1501 01:21:47,482 --> 01:21:48,850 I don't like sports. 1502 01:21:48,985 --> 01:21:50,452 So why collect sports memorabilia? 1503 01:21:52,188 --> 01:21:53,655 Baby, I don't much like the impressionists either 1504 01:21:53,789 --> 01:21:55,824 but I still collect Monet and Van Gogh. 1505 01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:56,491 Van Gogh? 1506 01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:58,227 - Gogh? - Gogh. 1507 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,097 I think you'll find it's Gogh. 1508 01:22:01,230 --> 01:22:02,165 Van Gogh. 1509 01:22:02,297 --> 01:22:03,498 No, it's definitely Van Gogh. 1510 01:22:03,632 --> 01:22:05,467 - Tomato. - Tomato. 1511 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,702 - Potato. - Potato. 1512 01:22:07,836 --> 01:22:09,771 ♪ Tomato ♪ ♪ Tomato ♪ 1513 01:22:09,906 --> 01:22:12,241 ♪ Potato ♪ ♪ Potato ♪ 1514 01:22:12,374 --> 01:22:16,645 ♪ Let's call the whole thing off ♪ 1515 01:22:18,214 --> 01:22:19,648 We are so cute. 1516 01:22:19,781 --> 01:22:22,317 We are so damn cute. 1517 01:22:22,450 --> 01:22:23,186 The cutest. 1518 01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:24,120 Cutastic. 1519 01:22:24,253 --> 01:22:25,520 Cutie mctootie. 1520 01:22:25,654 --> 01:22:26,488 Polly Pocket ain't got nothing on us cute. 1521 01:22:26,621 --> 01:22:27,290 Cutie with a booty. 1522 01:22:27,422 --> 01:22:28,124 Adorably cute. 1523 01:22:28,257 --> 01:22:29,391 Barracutie. 1524 01:22:29,524 --> 01:22:30,826 - 100% cute. - Tutti fruit cute. 1525 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,327 Like eat it, My Little Pony, we're way cuter. 1526 01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:33,862 Super cute. 1527 01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:37,033 There's never been anything cuter in your life. 1528 01:22:37,166 --> 01:22:38,034 Anyway. 1529 01:22:39,235 --> 01:22:42,571 So how come I didn't get to see this room on the tour? 1530 01:22:42,704 --> 01:22:44,673 Darling, don't take this the wrong way 1531 01:22:44,806 --> 01:22:46,374 but you are a petty thief 1532 01:22:46,508 --> 01:22:48,911 and you were here to case my house. 1533 01:22:49,045 --> 01:22:50,378 Fair enough. 1534 01:22:51,546 --> 01:22:54,016 How'd you get these cars in here anyway? 1535 01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:59,354 Eh, I had them all disassembled and then reassembled. 1536 01:22:59,588 --> 01:23:01,157 You're crazy. 1537 01:23:01,290 --> 01:23:03,292 That's been established. 1538 01:23:08,763 --> 01:23:09,798 Which one's the fastest? 1539 01:23:09,932 --> 01:23:11,167 I really couldn't tell you. 1540 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,701 I have absolutely no idea 1541 01:23:12,834 --> 01:23:14,636 because I've never driven a single one of them. 1542 01:23:14,769 --> 01:23:16,973 I mean they all have absolutely zero mileage 1543 01:23:17,106 --> 01:23:19,141 which of course makes them much more valuable. 1544 01:23:19,275 --> 01:23:20,475 And your favorite? 1545 01:23:20,609 --> 01:23:23,913 I'm rather partial to the red Ferrari. 1546 01:23:25,314 --> 01:23:26,448 Care to dance? 1547 01:23:26,581 --> 01:23:28,383 I should be delighted. 1548 01:23:49,005 --> 01:23:51,740 Did you ever stop to consider that killing me 1549 01:23:51,873 --> 01:23:55,044 would be an absolute waste of great chemistry? 1550 01:23:55,177 --> 01:23:58,580 Actually I did consider that mon cher. 1551 01:23:58,713 --> 01:24:01,516 I thought about it a great deal 1552 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:06,155 while we were making sweet, sweet love last night. 1553 01:24:06,488 --> 01:24:10,092 I was lost as a pet in the breeze, 1554 01:24:10,226 --> 01:24:13,029 lost as a little boat at sea 1555 01:24:13,695 --> 01:24:17,133 thinking of only you and me. 1556 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:21,103 And then I saw your slutty texts from Tiffany. 1557 01:24:22,504 --> 01:24:25,007 Fuck, it's just the tip. 1558 01:24:25,141 --> 01:24:29,345 That is a $600,000 Lamborghini Aventador. 1559 01:24:29,477 --> 01:24:31,981 You could have had to plain decency to take the knife. 1560 01:24:32,114 --> 01:24:33,815 She doesn't mean anything to me baby, I swear. 1561 01:24:33,950 --> 01:24:36,385 Then why is she sending you pictures of her titties? 1562 01:24:36,518 --> 01:24:37,320 I didn't respond. 1563 01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:38,354 Because you were busy. 1564 01:24:38,486 --> 01:24:40,423 Busy thinking about you, 1565 01:24:40,555 --> 01:24:43,292 only and completely you. 1566 01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:45,127 I mean, don't you get it? 1567 01:24:45,261 --> 01:24:47,629 I adore you Catherine. 1568 01:24:47,762 --> 01:24:50,166 You're the most special girl I've ever met. 1569 01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:54,403 I can't breathe when I think about not being with you. 1570 01:24:54,569 --> 01:24:55,804 I mean I know we're an odd fit 1571 01:24:55,938 --> 01:24:59,607 but I really think we can make this work. 1572 01:24:59,741 --> 01:25:01,377 I mean why can't we? 1573 01:25:01,509 --> 01:25:03,145 We both did a bunch of bad shit, 1574 01:25:03,279 --> 01:25:04,380 maybe we're bad people, 1575 01:25:04,512 --> 01:25:05,780 but you make me want to be better, 1576 01:25:05,915 --> 01:25:08,951 you make me want to be a better man. 1577 01:25:09,085 --> 01:25:10,819 I'll do all those things you talked about. 1578 01:25:10,953 --> 01:25:13,022 I'll go to college and finish my degree. 1579 01:25:13,155 --> 01:25:14,123 I'll get a job, 1580 01:25:14,256 --> 01:25:15,157 make an honestly living. 1581 01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:16,791 I'll do anything you want. 1582 01:25:16,926 --> 01:25:18,894 We can make this work. 1583 01:25:19,028 --> 01:25:21,763 Just take a leap of faith with me. 1584 01:25:21,897 --> 01:25:24,866 We're meant to be together. 1585 01:25:25,001 --> 01:25:25,867 I know it. 1586 01:25:28,570 --> 01:25:30,505 Catherine I think... 1587 01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:34,609 I love you. 1588 01:25:38,780 --> 01:25:39,848 Catherine? 1589 01:25:41,683 --> 01:25:42,751 Catherine? 1590 01:25:45,154 --> 01:25:48,723 Well, how many points are we talking about here, Pat? 1591 01:25:48,857 --> 01:25:51,726 No, I don't have time for this. 1592 01:25:53,429 --> 01:25:54,763 Mmm, how many points... 1593 01:25:56,132 --> 01:25:57,433 On a quick call, 1594 01:25:57,565 --> 01:25:58,934 there's a lot of movement in Asian markets right now. 1595 01:25:59,068 --> 01:26:00,469 You're on a work call right now? 1596 01:26:00,602 --> 01:26:02,405 I'm sorry, it'll be quick. 1597 01:26:02,537 --> 01:26:03,838 I am so disappointed. 1598 01:26:03,973 --> 01:26:05,307 Here I am fully committed and present 1599 01:26:05,441 --> 01:26:07,209 to this epic faceoff which you initiated 1600 01:26:07,343 --> 01:26:09,011 and you were just off doing your own thing 1601 01:26:09,145 --> 01:26:10,879 without any sense of commitment to what we started here. 1602 01:26:11,013 --> 01:26:13,715 Movie fight scenes take a minimum of two people, okay? 1603 01:26:13,848 --> 01:26:15,251 I can't do this on my own. 1604 01:26:15,384 --> 01:26:19,889 Hit the bid for 10 blocks if it gets below 18.80. 1605 01:26:21,823 --> 01:26:23,025 I'm sorry. 1606 01:26:24,927 --> 01:26:26,828 I'm so disappointed. 1607 01:26:28,330 --> 01:26:29,965 You're right. 1608 01:26:30,099 --> 01:26:31,100 I apologize. 1609 01:26:32,368 --> 01:26:33,369 It was selfish 1610 01:26:33,502 --> 01:26:34,437 And noncommittal. 1611 01:26:34,602 --> 01:26:36,571 And noncommittal. 1612 01:26:36,704 --> 01:26:41,210 I mean do you even want to do this anymore? 1613 01:26:41,343 --> 01:26:42,945 Oh baby... 1614 01:26:45,114 --> 01:26:46,748 of course I do. 1615 01:26:51,653 --> 01:26:53,956 Oh please, a chainsaw? 1616 01:26:54,090 --> 01:26:55,257 That would be so derivative 1617 01:26:55,391 --> 01:26:57,393 of every other horror movie ever made. 1618 01:26:57,526 --> 01:26:58,726 I mean think about it. 1619 01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:01,130 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", 1974, 1620 01:27:01,263 --> 01:27:04,233 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II", 1986, 1621 01:27:04,366 --> 01:27:06,634 "Leatherface" "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III", 1990, 1622 01:27:06,768 --> 01:27:09,338 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation", 1994, 1623 01:27:09,472 --> 01:27:11,107 with Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey. 1624 01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:12,341 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake" 1625 01:27:12,475 --> 01:27:13,842 in 2003 with Jessica Biel. 1626 01:27:13,976 --> 01:27:17,745 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" 1627 01:27:17,879 --> 01:27:20,583 Shit, they really did make a hell of a tot lot 1628 01:27:20,715 --> 01:27:22,918 of Texas Chainsaw movies, didn't they? 1629 01:27:23,052 --> 01:27:26,355 Can we get some fresh ideas please, Hollywood? 1630 01:27:26,489 --> 01:27:30,292 For example, a crossbow. 1631 01:27:30,559 --> 01:27:33,761 Now that's different and refreshing. 1632 01:27:35,965 --> 01:27:39,034 Baby, what are you doing out here? 1633 01:27:40,069 --> 01:27:42,471 I was conscious of your white couch. 1634 01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:43,671 Sofa. 1635 01:27:45,274 --> 01:27:46,142 Sofa. 1636 01:27:47,443 --> 01:27:51,679 That's really considerate, Tyler, thank you. 1637 01:27:52,882 --> 01:27:54,183 Look... 1638 01:27:54,316 --> 01:27:55,284 when things are really important to a woman 1639 01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:56,585 you got to listen. 1640 01:27:56,718 --> 01:27:58,020 I see every miscommunication 1641 01:27:58,154 --> 01:28:01,323 as an opportunity for relationship growth. 1642 01:28:01,457 --> 01:28:03,092 That's so mature. 1643 01:28:03,858 --> 01:28:05,494 I really appreciate that. 1644 01:28:05,628 --> 01:28:08,297 Just trying to be a good man. 1645 01:28:09,465 --> 01:28:12,434 Oh babe, a bread knife? 1646 01:28:14,036 --> 01:28:16,005 I didn't see the crossbow coming. 1647 01:28:16,138 --> 01:28:17,339 It's gonna be a slaughter. 1648 01:28:17,473 --> 01:28:18,207 Yeah. 1649 01:28:18,340 --> 01:28:18,873 That's no fun. 1650 01:28:19,008 --> 01:28:20,742 Not for me. 1651 01:28:20,875 --> 01:28:22,545 Tell you what? 1652 01:28:22,677 --> 01:28:25,147 Let's even the playing field 1653 01:28:28,317 --> 01:28:29,318 Shit. 1654 01:28:29,451 --> 01:28:32,521 Babe, oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm so sorry. 1655 01:28:32,655 --> 01:28:34,190 I'm so sorry, are you okay? 1656 01:28:34,323 --> 01:28:35,090 Flesh wound. 1657 01:28:35,224 --> 01:28:36,192 Are you sure? 1658 01:28:36,325 --> 01:28:38,527 Let's get this thing over with. 1659 01:28:38,661 --> 01:28:39,962 You ready baby? 1660 01:28:40,095 --> 01:28:42,264 Ready as ever, peaches. 1661 01:28:42,598 --> 01:28:43,399 Oh wait. 1662 01:28:45,067 --> 01:28:46,368 In case you kill me. 1663 01:28:49,171 --> 01:28:51,307 I think I'm madly in love with you. 1664 01:28:53,108 --> 01:28:55,777 I will definitely kill you 1665 01:28:56,946 --> 01:29:00,115 but I'm madly in love with you too. 1666 01:29:35,084 --> 01:29:36,719 Maybe we should get married. 1667 01:29:36,851 --> 01:29:38,454 What, get married? 1668 01:29:39,121 --> 01:29:39,955 - No. - Yes. 1669 01:29:40,089 --> 01:29:40,923 - Yes? - No? 1670 01:29:41,056 --> 01:29:42,691 Truce. 1671 01:29:42,824 --> 01:29:44,193 I won't tell anyone what you did 1672 01:29:44,326 --> 01:29:46,595 if you don't tell anyone what I did. 1673 01:29:46,729 --> 01:29:48,097 Deal. 1674 01:29:48,230 --> 01:29:52,568 But you're gonna need to not kill me or eat me. 1675 01:29:52,701 --> 01:29:54,169 What do you say? 1676 01:29:55,571 --> 01:29:56,705 Fair enough. 1677 01:29:57,373 --> 01:29:58,674 Want to fuck like rabbits, raise rugrats 1678 01:29:58,806 --> 01:30:01,477 and live happily ever after? 1679 01:30:01,610 --> 01:30:02,711 Fuck it. 1680 01:30:02,844 --> 01:30:05,147 I'd do anything with you. 1681 01:30:24,466 --> 01:30:28,237 ♪ I don't know where to start or where to follow ♪ 1682 01:30:28,370 --> 01:30:33,342 Doc, I think I may need to start some kind of medication. 1683 01:30:36,945 --> 01:30:38,013 Hi baby. 1684 01:30:38,947 --> 01:30:40,015 Hi. 1685 01:30:43,519 --> 01:30:46,355 We live an extremely chilled out lifestyle. 1686 01:30:46,488 --> 01:30:49,024 During the week, we wake up whenever we want. 1687 01:30:49,158 --> 01:30:50,259 We're happy when we wake up 1688 01:30:50,392 --> 01:30:52,127 because we remember that we are us 1689 01:30:52,261 --> 01:30:54,096 and our lives together are incredible. 1690 01:30:54,229 --> 01:30:58,033 We take a moment to make a gratitude list. 1691 01:30:58,901 --> 01:31:00,502 I am now on a complex cocktail 1692 01:31:00,636 --> 01:31:03,906 of mood stabilizing anti-psychotic pharmaceuticals 1693 01:31:04,039 --> 01:31:06,909 and I no longer kill people. 1694 01:31:07,042 --> 01:31:08,977 The authorities have not yet caught up to me 1695 01:31:09,111 --> 01:31:11,480 for which I'm very grateful 1696 01:31:11,613 --> 01:31:14,817 and also reassured of my own genius. 1697 01:31:14,950 --> 01:31:16,785 I am back in engineering school. 1698 01:31:16,919 --> 01:31:18,487 Catherine pays my tuition 1699 01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:21,090 and I no longer live a life of crime or rip off old people. 1700 01:31:21,223 --> 01:31:23,659 My beautiful Bae has helped me pay restitution 1701 01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:24,927 to her grandma Betty 1702 01:31:25,060 --> 01:31:26,261 and to all the others. 1703 01:31:26,395 --> 01:31:27,862 And while I love having the benefit 1704 01:31:27,996 --> 01:31:29,598 and enrichment of Catherine's earnings, 1705 01:31:29,732 --> 01:31:32,434 I am very enthusiastic about graduation, 1706 01:31:32,568 --> 01:31:37,773 rejoining the workforce and climbing the corporate ladder. 1707 01:31:38,173 --> 01:31:39,942 At around eight or 10 a.m., 1708 01:31:40,075 --> 01:31:41,243 we get on our Peloton bikes 1709 01:31:41,377 --> 01:31:43,078 and take our favorite class with Kathy, 1710 01:31:43,212 --> 01:31:46,448 who is a spin instructor in New York. 1711 01:31:47,583 --> 01:31:49,451 Sometimes we go out to spin class 1712 01:31:49,585 --> 01:31:54,156 because it's an enjoyable social human interaction. 1713 01:32:12,741 --> 01:32:14,276 It's not nice to judge other people 1714 01:32:14,410 --> 01:32:16,712 on their looks, beliefs, political persuasion, 1715 01:32:16,845 --> 01:32:19,081 or lifestyle choices, people. 1716 01:32:19,214 --> 01:32:23,452 Let's all just be a little kinder to one another. 1717 01:32:32,494 --> 01:32:34,329 I now work from home in the mornings, 1718 01:32:34,463 --> 01:32:37,466 which I find incredibly relaxing. 1719 01:32:41,236 --> 01:32:42,237 In the morning, 1720 01:32:42,371 --> 01:32:43,472 I make her a double espresso, 1721 01:32:43,605 --> 01:32:45,140 half a grapefruit and one boiled egg. 1722 01:32:45,274 --> 01:32:46,074 I also make us pancakes 1723 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:47,443 'cause she could do 1724 01:32:47,576 --> 01:32:49,611 with a little more cushion for the pushing. 1725 01:32:59,555 --> 01:33:01,023 - I love you. - Love you. 1726 01:33:01,156 --> 01:33:02,291 Hey kids. 1727 01:33:03,325 --> 01:33:05,594 What's for dinner? 1728 01:33:05,727 --> 01:33:06,628 Vegan. 1729 01:33:06,762 --> 01:33:08,630 Vegan, for real? 1730 01:33:08,764 --> 01:33:10,299 Yep, seriously. 1731 01:33:14,736 --> 01:33:16,472 I missed you, mmm. 1732 01:33:18,874 --> 01:33:19,608 There she is. 1733 01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,416 ♪ But she's the only thing that ever made me feel like a man ♪ 1734 01:33:27,549 --> 01:33:30,185 ♪ Man, man, man, man, man ♪ 1735 01:33:45,634 --> 01:33:47,169 Oh, a puppy? 1736 01:33:47,302 --> 01:33:49,271 Oh my goodness, hi. 1737 01:33:50,572 --> 01:33:52,040 You are so cute. 1738 01:33:52,808 --> 01:33:55,544 Ooh, Merry Christmas. 1739 01:33:58,948 --> 01:33:59,949 I love you. 1740 01:34:00,082 --> 01:34:03,218 ♪ I have a picture ♪ 1741 01:34:03,352 --> 01:34:08,290 ♪ Pinned to my wall ♪ 1742 01:34:08,423 --> 01:34:11,360 ♪ An image of you and of me ♪ 1743 01:34:11,493 --> 01:34:12,394 ♪ And we're laughing ♪ 1744 01:34:12,528 --> 01:34:16,832 ♪ We're loving it all ♪ 1745 01:34:16,966 --> 01:34:21,403 ♪ Look at our life now ♪ 1746 01:34:21,537 --> 01:34:25,707 ♪ All tattered and torn ♪ 1747 01:34:25,841 --> 01:34:28,011 ♪ We're fussing, we're fighting ♪ 1748 01:34:28,143 --> 01:34:30,212 ♪ Delighting with tears ♪ 1749 01:34:30,345 --> 01:34:34,017 ♪ And we cry until dawn ♪ 1750 01:34:34,149 --> 01:34:38,353 ♪ Oh, hold me now ♪ 1751 01:34:38,487 --> 01:34:43,692 ♪ Oh, hold my heart ♪ 1752 01:34:44,059 --> 01:34:47,863 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1753 01:34:47,997 --> 01:34:50,033 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1754 01:34:50,165 --> 01:34:52,834 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1755 01:34:52,969 --> 01:34:56,872 ♪ You say I'm a dreamer ♪ 1756 01:34:57,006 --> 01:35:01,543 ♪ We're two of a kind ♪ 1757 01:35:01,677 --> 01:35:05,414 ♪ Both of us searching for some perfect world ♪ 1758 01:35:05,547 --> 01:35:09,718 ♪ We know we'll never find ♪ 1759 01:35:09,851 --> 01:35:13,990 ♪ So perhaps I should leave here ♪ 1760 01:35:14,122 --> 01:35:18,493 ♪ Yeah and go far away ♪ 1761 01:35:18,627 --> 01:35:23,131 ♪ But you know that there's nowhere that I'd rather be ♪ 1762 01:35:23,265 --> 01:35:25,801 ♪ Than with you here today ♪ 1763 01:35:25,935 --> 01:35:28,303 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1764 01:35:28,437 --> 01:35:31,773 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1765 01:35:31,908 --> 01:35:36,878 ♪ Oh, hold my heart ♪ 1766 01:35:37,446 --> 01:35:41,283 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1767 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:43,318 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1768 01:35:43,452 --> 01:35:45,787 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1769 01:35:45,922 --> 01:35:49,458 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1770 01:35:49,591 --> 01:35:54,796 ♪ Oh, hold my heart ♪ 1771 01:35:55,130 --> 01:35:58,935 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1772 01:35:59,068 --> 01:36:00,970 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1773 01:36:01,104 --> 01:36:03,672 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1774 01:36:03,805 --> 01:36:05,741 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1775 01:36:22,058 --> 01:36:25,962 ♪ You ask if I love you ♪ 1776 01:36:26,095 --> 01:36:30,265 ♪ What can I say ♪ 1777 01:36:30,399 --> 01:36:32,035 ♪ You know that I do ♪ 1778 01:36:32,167 --> 01:36:37,439 ♪ And that this is just one of those games that we play ♪ 1779 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:43,112 ♪ So I sing you a new song ♪ 1780 01:36:43,245 --> 01:36:47,984 ♪ Please don't cry anymore ♪ 1781 01:36:48,117 --> 01:36:49,919 ♪ And I ask your forgiveness ♪ 1782 01:36:50,053 --> 01:36:54,756 ♪ Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for ♪ 1783 01:36:54,891 --> 01:36:56,825 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1784 01:36:56,959 --> 01:36:58,995 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1785 01:36:59,128 --> 01:37:01,396 ♪ Hold me in your loving arms ♪ 1786 01:37:01,530 --> 01:37:04,299 ♪ Hold my heart ♪ 1787 01:37:04,433 --> 01:37:06,002 ♪ Hold my tired heart ♪ 1788 01:37:06,135 --> 01:37:08,104 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1789 01:37:08,236 --> 01:37:10,139 ♪ Will you stay with me ♪ 1790 01:37:10,272 --> 01:37:11,908 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1791 01:37:12,041 --> 01:37:14,710 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1792 01:37:14,843 --> 01:37:17,679 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1793 01:37:17,813 --> 01:37:19,281 ♪ Hold me in your loving arms ♪ 1794 01:37:19,414 --> 01:37:21,316 ♪ Hold my heart ♪ 1795 01:37:21,450 --> 01:37:23,452 ♪ Hold my tired heart ♪ 1796 01:37:23,585 --> 01:37:25,253 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1797 01:37:25,387 --> 01:37:27,957 ♪ Oh stay with me ♪ 1798 01:37:28,091 --> 01:37:29,357 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1799 01:37:29,491 --> 01:37:32,494 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1800 01:37:32,627 --> 01:37:35,131 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1801 01:37:35,263 --> 01:37:37,033 ♪ Hold me in your loving arms ♪ 1802 01:37:37,166 --> 01:37:39,202 ♪ Hold my heart ♪ 1803 01:37:39,334 --> 01:37:41,269 ♪ Hold my tired heart ♪ 1804 01:37:41,403 --> 01:37:43,572 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1805 01:37:43,705 --> 01:37:45,874 ♪ Come on and stay with me ♪ 1806 01:37:46,008 --> 01:37:47,275 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1807 01:37:47,409 --> 01:37:50,113 ♪ Let loving start ♪ 1808 01:37:50,245 --> 01:37:52,714 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 1809 01:37:52,848 --> 01:37:54,516 ♪ Hold me in your loving arms ♪ 1810 01:37:54,649 --> 01:37:57,586 ♪ Hold my heart ♪ 1811 01:37:57,698 --> 01:38:02,698 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull