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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪你連名字都沒告訴我

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‪-強尼
‪-強尼？

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‪強尼！

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‪-強尼，好耶
‪-好舒服，強尼！

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‪-強尼！
‪-喔，強尼！

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‪來吧，強尼！

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‪好耶！

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‪（易碎品）

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{\an8}‪-妳還是狂歡了
‪-對

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{\an8}‪開心嗎？

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{\an8}‪你呢？昨晚怎樣？

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{\an8}‪我？

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{\an8}‪很好，跟大家玩得很開心

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‪他們說他們在伊比薩很開心

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‪沒事吧？

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{\an8}‪喝太多酒了

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‪冰箱裡有果汁

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‪但他們說啤酒最適合解宿醉

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{\an8}‪妳喜歡我這樣穿嗎？
‪還是對YouTuber大會太正式？

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‪你看起來很帥

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{\an8}‪好

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‪妳該上床睡覺

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‪他們可能會打電話，我…

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‪有個包裹，妳介意在家等嗎？

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‪別擔心，我不會走的

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‪（卑鄙-可恨-昆蟲-背叛-蕩婦）

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‪（易碎品）

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{\an8}‪劇名：包裹

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‪你在這裡做什麼？

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‪阿德里要是在家呢？

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‪好，我坦誠我在拖延，因為…

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‪因為…

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‪你知道原因的

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‪你也有一樣的感覺

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‪嘿，明天來我家，我們一起吃早餐

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‪阿德里不在家

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‪這樣我們就能當面談了

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‪要吃早餐嗎？

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‪不要

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‪不要？

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‪妳要去外面吃嗎？

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‪不行，真的，維克多，改天好了

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‪嘿，他們小說裡也吃早餐的
‪妳不能餓壞男主角

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‪我餓死了

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‪喂

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‪記得我們父母車裡的樹芳香片嗎？

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‪-吊在後視鏡上
‪-對

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‪也許我們能用這個標語
‪寄出那些芳香片

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‪說“芳香片不再是芳香片”

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‪妳是說用郵寄的嗎？

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‪對

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‪寄給每個客人？

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‪對

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‪-老式的郵寄？
‪-對

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‪對，因為你就會知道他們有收到訊息

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‪他們就能…摸得到聞得到

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‪但現在還有誰會檢查郵件啊？

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‪也對

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‪對，不，你說得對，這點子太老式了

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‪不，概念是很酷，但我們得調整…

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‪不，這點子很爛，就這樣

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‪又來了

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‪妳那天也是這樣

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‪什麼？

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‪聽著，我不會因為
‪妳有好點子就不開心

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‪好，那麼…

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‪抱歉

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‪妳不用每五分鐘就道歉，我沒生氣

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‪好

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‪那晚餐在我家吃？

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‪我還不知道

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‪你的確在生氣

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‪這是妳的問題

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‪總把個人問題跟工作問題混在一起
‪這樣很不好

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‪-抱歉
‪-妳要去哪裡？

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‪我要回家

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‪去工作，因為今天…不順利

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‪“Y世代女性很精準但不執著

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‪受侷限但不順從

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‪警慎但不偏執”

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‪偏執？真的假的？這算什麼？

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‪我讀不下去，他們要我們相信
‪專業社會學家做了這項研究

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‪好像人口統計研究
‪影響的是全部女性一樣

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‪-我們得做點什麼
‪-我會把他們全燒死

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‪-比西班牙大審判更前衛？
‪-騷擾

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‪什麼？

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‪我會騷擾出版者…用塗鴉騷擾他們

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‪我不知道，或對他們的門丟爛掉的肉

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‪爛肉很臭，會讓他們很困擾

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‪-不，這不是我們的政策
‪-好，可是…

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‪我們在推特上鬧出版者就夠了

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‪我認為葛蘿莉亞的塗鴉點子不賴

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‪妳不想示威，因為上街頭很蠢

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‪但妳想在出版社門前塗鴉

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‪沒錯

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‪我認為這家雜誌在羞辱我們
‪我們也該這樣對他們

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‪對，但這樣違背了
‪這個協會、社區和我們

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‪那我們代表什麼？

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‪妳該知道的，協調協會社群的是妳

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‪妳以為我是因為
‪其他原因被選上的，對吧？

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‪蘿拉！

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‪蘿拉

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‪妳知道什麼叫騷擾嗎？

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‪有人在妳家騷擾妳就是騷擾

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‪我得跟妳談談

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‪-妳很誇張
‪-我們能喝杯咖啡嗎？

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‪-蘿拉，拜託！
‪-妳騙得了丹尼，但妳騙不了我

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‪我們喝杯咖啡，我可以解釋

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‪看到那邊的酒吧嗎？

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‪他們有早餐菜單，咖啡很棒

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‪但他們的果汁不是鮮榨的
‪幾乎跟妳一樣假

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‪（易碎品）

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‪我很喜歡…我這只杯子

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‪好

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‪-我沒洗碗盤
‪-好

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‪我也不能碰阿德里安的東西，瞭解

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‪不好意思

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‪妳好嗎？

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‪宿醉很嚴重

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‪對

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‪我也是

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‪我也認為我們在拖延

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‪記得在瓦倫西亞
‪妳問我要妳的什麼嗎？

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‪記得

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‪我想認識妳

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‪真的

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‪看妳有沒有更多能認識的

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‪的確有

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‪這讓我有點害怕

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‪妳呢？

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‪我跟你在一起感覺很不同

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‪不同？

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‪對，但是好事

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‪像是…

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‪你會啟發我

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‪你給我靈感

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‪你鼓勵我寫完小說

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‪謝謝

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‪不，謝謝妳

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‪感謝這頓早餐

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‪小說裡不吃早餐的

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‪-不吃嗎？
‪-不吃

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‪早餐是最無聊的部分

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‪所以…

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‪我通常會跳過

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‪而且…

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‪妳現在要寫…

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‪什麼？

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‪這個嘛

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‪可惡，包裹來了

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‪什麼包裹？

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‪-喂？
‪-小瓦！是我，卡門！

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‪我傳了一千封簡訊給妳

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{\an8}‪我找不到手機

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‪好，妳跟阿德里開始時
‪你們也會捏造問題嗎？

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‪大概會吧，大家都這樣，對吧？

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‪不，沒有大家都這樣，我瘋了

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‪我只能想到他要甩了我

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‪-為什麼？
‪-不安全感和恐懼

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‪-對，恐懼，可是我在怕什麼？
‪-這個嘛…

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‪嘿，我可以吃嗎？我很焦慮

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‪好

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‪妳害怕失去他

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‪我們喜歡對方時會做很多蠢事

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‪尤其是喝醉的時候

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‪妳是在說我嗎？

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‪當然了！

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‪我該去辦公室跟他談嗎？

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‪談話這種事
‪我們這輩子都在談事情，卡門

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‪兩個人要是感覺到什麼
‪就不需要言語

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‪可惡，妳要是喜歡人，就這樣

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‪這種事計畫不了的，就是會發生

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‪我們在說的還是我，對吧？

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‪當然了

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‪-聽著，我要妳去辦公室，快去
‪-好

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‪或…我可以去購物清清腦袋

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‪然後晚點再打電話給他？

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‪但我要是找不到喜歡的東西
‪就會變糟糕

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‪妳想太多了，他們說想太多對妳不好

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‪妳的手機在響

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‪對耶！

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‪妳…不接嗎？

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‪是這樣的
‪電信公司整個夏天一直煩我

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‪我不想失去伯哈，因為我很沒安全感

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‪你們才剛認識彼此
‪他不會這樣就甩了妳的

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‪對，但我覺得…

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‪-什麼？
‪-那個…

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‪-什麼？
‪-拜託接電話！我不能專心！

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‪-喔，好
‪-好

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‪（母親）

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‪嗨，妳好嗎？

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‪真的嗎？今天？

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‪好

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‪等我結束，我就會寄給妳

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‪再見

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‪楚絲…需要30頁進度

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‪今天就要，真不敢相信

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‪-但這樣很棒，對吧？
‪-對

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‪但我需要開始寫，不然就寫不完了

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‪好，我這就走

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‪我不會打擾妳的
‪我不想害妳丟了塞萬提斯文學獎

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‪謝了

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‪嘿，小瓦…感謝妳聽我說話

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‪-不客氣
‪-妳要是今天提早寫完

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‪想散散步

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‪我在等阿德里的包裹

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‪好

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‪沒問題

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‪把手機放身邊，以免我又需要妳

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‪-好
‪-好嗎？好

212
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,240
‪我們可以打給女孩們…

213
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,200
‪-卡門，我要寫作了
‪-好，我這就閉嘴

214
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,520
‪-我愛妳
‪-開心點

215
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,400
‪我剛掛了你母親電話

216
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,720
‪抱歉

217
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,680
‪別擔心

218
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,520
‪她很習慣了，她總在我開會時來電

219
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,920
‪對了，妳說得對

220
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,440
‪我們喜歡人時總會變傻

221
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,400
‪維克多

222
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,720
‪我得告訴你一件事

223
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,080
‪-昨天…
‪-昨天…

224
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,440
‪昨天是昨天的事了

225
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,720
‪好

226
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,840
‪不，不能在床上！不行！

227
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,760
‪拜託不要！

228
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,680
‪你還好嗎？

229
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:11,880
‪還好嗎？

230
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,480
‪還好

231
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,600
‪你確定嗎？

232
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,240
‪小瓦，妳在哪裡？

233
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,880
‪我要見客戶
‪但也許我們晚點能喝一杯

234
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,120
‪我在協會遇到了壞事

235
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,080
‪阿德里這週末不是要去巴塞隆納？

236
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,600
‪我不知道，我可以在群組裡留言
‪我們能晚點去妳家

237
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,120
‪再告訴我

238
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,600
‪尼蕾亞

239
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,800
‪什麼事？

240
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,280
‪我不喜歡妳跟歐嘉說話的口氣

241
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,920
‪我口氣也許不好，但她說

242
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,160
‪我跟協會一半人上床搶選票

243
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,240
‪-妳也這樣想嗎？
‪-沒有

244
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,840
‪聽著…妳要怎麼利用陰部都行

245
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,000
‪但是歐嘉喜歡妳

246
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,040
‪她很喜歡妳

247
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,320
‪對，但她無權說這些壞話

248
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,880
‪當然沒錯，可是…

249
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,960
‪歐嘉替協會做了很多事

250
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,760
‪她替這裡弄到補助、辦了協會…

251
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,040
‪我不希望她在自家不自在

252
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,880
‪所以…我不知道，跟她談談，好嗎？

253
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,720
‪道歉吧

254
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,280
‪嘿

255
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,320
‪妳想要的話才道歉

256
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,520
‪妳自己做決定就好

257
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,080
‪不是這樣的

258
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,400
‪拜託，喝杯啤酒會讓妳開心的

259
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,160
‪我還有工作，我不能…

260
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,720
‪喔，我忘了妳是個

261
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,960
‪被中國農村父母剝削的小孩，對吧？

262
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,440
‪喝杯莫吉托就走？

263
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,640
‪這就是問題

264
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,080
‪我們貼上“女性主義”的東西
‪馬上變成天殺的宣言

265
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,880
‪妳老認為一切都錯了，對吧？

266
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,880
‪不，可是…

267
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,640
‪我要是不同意，我不想閉嘴盲從

268
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,160
‪我認為妳也是這樣

269
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,920
‪不過妳這輩子在家就是閉嘴盲從

270
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,120
‪別讓協會也這樣對妳

271
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,560
‪聽著

272
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,680
‪妳想要做什麼？

273
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,160
‪妳想要塗鴉

274
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,240
‪-我承認這點子讓我很期待
‪-那就是了

275
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,600
‪我受不了雜誌描寫我們的口吻

276
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,040
‪妳不用獲得別人的許可

277
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:27,920
‪怎樣了？

278
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,480
‪我喜歡妳

279
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,520
‪…會發展出成人會得的疾病

280
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,520
‪比方說，心理健康疾病

281
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,760
‪肥胖症或心臟問題…

282
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,640
‪（丹尼：媽跟我要妳號碼
‪請打電話給她）

283
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,880
‪那個他媽的賤貨！

284
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,560
‪（伯哈）

285
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,160
‪-對不起！
‪-不，對不起！

286
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,800
‪-你還好嗎？
‪-我沒事，抱歉

287
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,200
‪-你確定嗎？
‪-沒關係

288
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,520
‪-好
‪-對不起

289
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,880
‪（易碎品）

290
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,960
‪這裡？

291
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,480
‪妳真的相信羊腿的治療力？

292
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,040
‪對

293
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,800
‪妳怎麼會有羊腿？

294
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,600
‪我想上《頂級廚師》節目那時買的

295
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,880
‪兒童版？

296
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,040
‪對啦，哈哈哈

297
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:54,960
‪等等！

298
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200
‪真的很痛嗎？

299
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,600
‪不，我只是覺得背要結凍了

300
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,200
‪不過呢

301
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,040
‪妳可以…

302
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,200
‪幫我暖暖

303
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,880
‪只要幫我按這裡

304
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,280
‪像這樣

305
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,400
‪-這裡？
‪-對，那裡

306
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,440
‪-包裹
‪-對，等等

307
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,160
‪-妳在這裡幹嘛？
‪-妳原諒我嗎？

308
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,720
‪蘿拉，我們能談其他…

309
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,520
‪小瓦，對不起，但我現在

310
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,560
‪再需要妳不過了

311
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,480
‪不，等等！

312
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,760
‪不好意思！

313
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,280
‪蘿拉，這不是…

314
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,960
‪-妳想的那樣
‪-不…

315
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,800
‪-不是
‪-不是

316
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,360
‪（就是妳想的那樣）

317
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,280
‪-…妳會拉大提琴？
‪-以前會

318
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,320
‪讓我太常想起…

319
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,320
‪那個女人了

320
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,720
‪我看到她是進城來表演的

321
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,000
‪來表演夏季音樂會

322
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,360
‪要是我就會跟她喝咖啡

323
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,480
‪人做什麼都有理由的

324
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,640
‪-理由？
‪-她大概那時以為自己沒錯

325
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,760
‪對她來說沒錯

326
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,320
‪拋棄孩子進維也納交響樂團…

327
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,240
‪妳不會為了小說放下一切嗎？

328
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,120
‪我沒有小孩

329
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,280
‪有些機會在意想不到時會出現

330
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,760
‪要是妳不會接嗎？

331
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,360
‪我是會拋棄現在的生活

332
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,600
‪但我有小孩就不會

333
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,040
‪謝謝！

334
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,800
‪我…

335
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
‪沒打電話給妳是因為…

336
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,480
‪我知道妳不會接電話

337
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,680
‪對

338
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,040
‪我也以為妳不會接電話

339
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,520
‪妳還是認為我很無禮，對吧？

340
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,560
‪蘿拉，我們現在不談這個

341
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,840
‪好

342
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,640
‪不，你們一定在等我走

343
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,120
‪-不，蘿拉…
‪-我完全懂，可惡

344
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,520
‪你們一定超想做的

345
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
‪除非你們還沒做過

346
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,160
‪蘿拉

347
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,560
‪我還是認為妳很無禮！
‪有時候甚至傷人！

348
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,800
‪妳該做點什麼
‪到頭來才不會像妳媽一樣

349
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,440
‪這樣說太過分了

350
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,280
‪-我又不認識她
‪-我們並不相像

351
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,800
‪-從妳說的…
‪-去死，她跟我不相像

352
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,400
‪-我知道妳後悔自己說過的話
‪-我不認為妳像她

353
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,760
‪-妳就不會離開我
‪-妳也不會

354
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,640
‪-原諒我
‪-原諒我

355
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,760
‪-全都原諒我
‪-全都原諒我

356
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,360
‪享受吧

357
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,520
‪該來煮羊腿嗎？

358
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,520
‪要的話可以

359
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720
‪（配對！海米）

360
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,640
‪（海米：對，馬德里很空
‪所以搭地鐵很棒）

361
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,840
‪（我們既然寒暄過了）

362
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,760
‪（想見面嗎？）

363
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,000
‪（海米：哇！妳真趕進度）

364
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,560
‪（多談談妳自己）

365
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,960
‪（我是太空人，在等下一趟任務）

366
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,080
‪（去新的行星）

367
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,520
‪（因為地球無聊死了…）

368
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,200
‪（真的假的？）

369
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,160
‪這裡真棒

370
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,040
‪那麼，什麼事？

371
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,440
‪我要…搬來馬德里

372
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,560
‪我以為妳只是來玩玩

373
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,880
‪我要在音樂學校教課

374
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,360
‪我也會照顧妳弟弟

375
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,920
‪50歲的母親…不適合妳，對吧？

376
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,880
‪我也想親近妳一點

377
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,640
‪聽著

378
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,680
‪我現在不需要母親

379
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,160
‪我12年前就代母職了

380
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,520
‪我讀數學時替丹尼做晚餐

381
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,800
‪或我開始約會也替他做晚餐
‪真是場災難

382
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:20,720
‪現在不用了

383
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,920
‪好

384
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,440
‪給我一個妳離開的爛理由

385
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,120
‪我們就談完了

386
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,880
‪蘿拉…

387
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,440
‪我每一週…

388
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,840
‪都打電話給妳

389
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,560
‪但妳都不跟我說話

390
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,160
‪我來時，妳也不見我

391
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240
‪-妳都會躲去祖父母家
‪-不然呢？

392
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,840
‪要我張開雙手歡迎妳？

393
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,440
‪母親要永遠在孩子身邊
‪妳卻不在，就這樣

394
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:52,880
‪我知道

395
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,680
‪我不認為這能彌補我們失去的時間

396
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
‪但我們還是能偶爾見見彼此

397
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,560
‪但我對妳又不熟

398
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,120
‪妳對我也不熟

399
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,440
‪也許我們會痛恨彼此

400
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,120
‪那就說說妳是誰吧

401
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,640
‪真的嗎…

402
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,360
‪妳想知道我是誰？妳現在想知道了？

403
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,240
‪我他媽的一團亂！

404
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,240
‪我天殺的有乳糜瀉！麩質不耐！

405
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,720
‪我不喝啤酒，只喝伏特加了

406
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,800
‪我朋友們認為我無禮又自以為高尚

407
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,280
‪但真相是我很害怕失去她們

408
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,640
‪我有時候裝成不在乎她們
‪但我很在乎

409
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,960
‪我跟一些男人也這樣

410
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,080
‪我該改變嗎？

411
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,080
‪對

412
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,000
‪但我不知道怎麼改變

413
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,760
‪什麼？

414
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,040
‪妳沒話說嗎？

415
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,760
‪沒有

416
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,120
‪老實說，我沒話說

417
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,280
‪我讀過…妳所有張貼

418
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,600
‪我是個壞母親，但我對高科技很在行

419
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,600
‪我今晚要表演

420
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,400
‪妳弟弟會來

421
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,040
‪我認為妳不用改變

422
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,320
‪但有時候妳得瞭解事情…

423
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,160
‪不只是妳想的那樣

424
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,000
‪妳要是想瞭解我
‪妳就會知道，我們沒那麼不一樣

425
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,720
‪我們是很不一樣

426
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,080
‪妳好緊張

427
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,760
‪-他們要出來了！
‪-他們關燈了

428
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,240
‪人都走了，我們走！

429
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,400
‪不，等等，我們先複習計畫

430
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,080
‪-妳要退出嗎？
‪-不，我想複習，我很醉…

431
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,920
‪-妳想退出，我就知道
‪-沒有

432
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,280
‪-最好沒有！
‪-不

433
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,240
‪好，也許吧，到處都有攝影機

434
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
‪我們會被抓的

435
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,240
‪相信我

436
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,520
‪（說道歉不再是說道歉
‪或者是道歉？）

437
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,840
‪（我很抱歉）

438
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,680
‪嗨

439
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,360
‪妳在幹嘛？

440
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,080
‪-讓他們搞不清楚我們是誰
‪-屌？

441
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,320
‪好，這樣他們
‪就會以為是男人幹的！

442
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,200
‪但我們不要這樣，對吧？

443
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,160
‪天哪，男人最愛別人談他們的屌了

444
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,800
‪現在這訊息就沒道理了

445
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,960
‪好，我得意忘形了

446
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,560
‪-真的
‪-妳真是笨蛋，我們走！

447
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,480
‪（我的身體不要妳的意見）

448
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,400
‪…不會，看起來很棒

449
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,960
{\an8}‪（阿德里：包裹到達了嗎？）

450
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,480
‪妳知道巴塔哥尼亞羊只吃一種草嗎？

451
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,440
‪牠們走好幾公里吃這種草
‪所以都是瘦肉

452
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,880
‪你這樣做時，我真喜歡

453
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,720
‪什麼？

454
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:06,960
‪那樣

455
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,240
‪我不懂妳的意思

456
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,520
‪對，你懂的

457
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,720
‪嘿！

458
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,000
‪等等，脫不掉

459
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,960
‪等等，我的背

460
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,720
‪-會痛嗎？
‪-對

461
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,120
‪你想在上面嗎？

462
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,200
‪我有保險套

463
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,480
‪-太好了
‪-好

464
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,160
‪好

465
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,400
‪等等

466
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,600
‪等等，我來

467
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,360
‪-對，我來
‪-好

468
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,600
‪好

469
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,240
‪怎麼了？你不喜歡前戲？

470
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,120
‪什麼？我當然喜歡

471
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,800
‪-你不喜歡我說話，對吧？
‪-不會啊，幹嘛問？

472
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,040
‪已經射了？

473
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,240
‪我們就能把比較小的保鮮盒

474
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,800
‪放進比較大的保鮮盒…你們也看得到

475
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,680
‪很好

476
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,240
‪我們把小盒子的蓋子…

477
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,520
‪然後全部蓋上

478
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,560
‪其他容器都是中型的

479
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,920
‪我們也用相同的方法收納

480
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,600
‪下一個是什麼？
‪我們要裝滿東西來節省空間

481
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,440
‪比方說，我選了布巾

482
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,600
‪而不是紙巾，這很重要

483
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,800
‪（丹尼：妳要來嗎？）

484
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,160
‪然後蓋起來

485
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,160
‪完美

486
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,200
‪（不要）

487
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,840
‪然後放進去，就像其他容器一樣

488
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,080
‪看哪，這就對了：最大的容器

489
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,800
‪和其他的蓋子，像這樣

490
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,080
‪我們把這些放在…

491
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,720
‪（丹尼：妳何時
‪才要停止驕傲成這樣？）

492
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,400
‪…像這樣，很好

493
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,920
‪（何時？永遠不可能）

494
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,320
‪…就會對角放進去

495
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,800
‪充分利用空間…好，像這樣

496
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,080
‪太棒了

497
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,400
‪記得，朋友們，請訂閱我的頻道

498
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,240
‪“生活來點阿德里”最好…

499
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,200
‪媽的

500
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,800
‪別擔心，沒關係的

501
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,280
‪這不是我們人生裡最開心的性愛

502
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,400
‪不是嗎？

503
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,560
‪但我真的很想跟你在一起

504
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,680
‪對，我也是，妳看不出來，對吧？

505
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,920
‪嗯…

506
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,680
‪妳覺得怎樣？

507
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,440
‪我昨天跟酒吧那男的一夜情

508
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,600
‪我喝得非常醉

509
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,360
‪而且我超想做的

510
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,120
‪哇

511
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,040
‪對不起

512
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,680
‪不用，妳不用道歉，我們又不是情侶

513
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,440
‪不，我很抱歉我沒告訴你

514
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,640
‪我不在乎妳做什麼
‪我…也沒告訴妳我的事

515
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,480
‪但我什麼都沒隱瞞

516
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,280
‪你要走了嗎？

517
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,280
‪留下來

518
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,520
‪這樣一來，我們的容器就整理好了

519
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,720
‪這是最棒的方式

520
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,640
‪記住…

521
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,120
‪…我的頻道“生活來點阿德里”

522
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,320
‪太好了，不用找

523
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,080
‪-非常感謝
‪-謝謝

524
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,800
‪-再見，晚安
‪-晚安，再見

525
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:23,920
‪媽的

526
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,680
‪（#蕾絲我愛女人，#我愛男人）

527
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,600
‪拜託…

528
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,720
‪（易碎品）