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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪你还没告诉我你叫什么…

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‪-约翰尼
‪-约翰尼？

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‪约翰尼！

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‪-约翰尼 对
‪-我爱死这样了 约翰尼！

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‪-约翰尼！
‪-天啊 约翰尼！

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‪加油 约翰尼！

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‪对！

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‪（易碎）

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{\an8}‪（根据伊丽莎白贝纳文特小说改编）

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{\an8}‪-你们最终还是彻夜狂欢
‪-是啊

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{\an8}‪玩得开心吗？

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{\an8}‪你呢？你昨晚怎么样？

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{\an8}‪我？

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{\an8}‪不错 我跟他们玩得很开心

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‪他们说他们在伊比沙岛玩疯了

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‪一切都好吧？

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{\an8}‪我喝太多酒了

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‪冰箱里有果汁

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‪但人们都说喝啤酒最能缓解宿醉

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{\an8}‪你喜欢我这身吗？还是说对一个
‪YouTube的主播来说太过了？

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‪你看起来很帅气

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{\an8}‪好

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‪你应该上床休息一下

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‪尽管他们可能会打电话来 我…

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‪在等一个包裹
‪你介意在家里等着吗？

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‪别担心 我不出门

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‪（卑鄙、糟糕、卑劣、背叛、贱人）

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‪（易碎）

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{\an8}‪剧名：包裹

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‪你怎么来了？

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‪要是阿德里在家怎么办？

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‪好吧 对 我承认
‪我之所以一直拖着 是因为…

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‪因为…

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‪其实 你知道原因的

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‪你也有着同样的感受

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‪明天来我家吧 我们一起吃早餐

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‪阿德里不在家

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‪所以我们可以当面聊聊这件事

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‪早餐？

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‪不行

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‪不行？

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‪那你想出去吗？

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‪不 不行 真的 维克多 改天吧

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‪小说里的人物也是要吃早餐的
‪你不能饿死你的男主角

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‪我都要饿死了

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‪对了

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‪你还记得我们父母在车里
‪放的那种树形空气清新剂吗？

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‪-挂在后视镜上的那种
‪-没错

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‪或许我们也可以通过
‪那些空气清新剂发表自己的宣言

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‪“空气清新剂不再是空气清新剂”

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‪你是说通过邮件吗？

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‪对

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‪发给所有客户？

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‪对

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‪-那种老派的蜗牛邮件？
‪-对

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‪对 那样的话
‪你就知道他们收到信息了

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‪还是某种他们…
‪能触摸到 并且能闻到的东西

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‪但人们现在还查看邮箱吗？

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‪也对…

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‪也是 你说得对 这想法太老套了

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‪不 其实这个概念很不错
‪但我们得调整一下…

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‪不 这想法很烂 别说了

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‪又来了

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‪你现在的反应就像那天一样

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‪怎么了？

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‪听着 我不会因为你有好的创意
‪就会心情糟糕

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‪好的 那…

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‪对不起了

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‪你不必每隔五分钟就说句对不起
‪我没在生气

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‪好

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‪今天去我家吃晚饭？

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‪我现在还说不好

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‪你就是生气了

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‪这就是你的问题

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‪总是把私人生活和工作搅在一起
‪这样糟透了

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‪-对不起
‪-你去哪？

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‪回家

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‪回去工作 因为今天…我们没什么状态

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‪“千禧世代的女性做事有目的性
‪不会沉溺于某件事

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‪有节制但不唯命是从

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‪谨慎但不多疑”

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‪多疑？真的吗？胡说什么？

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‪我都不忍去读 他们希望我们相信
‪社会学专家做了研究

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‪就好像这是个囊括了所有女性的
‪人口学研究一样

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‪-我们得做点什么
‪-我要把他们都烧死

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‪-有没有比宗教裁判更现代的方法？
‪-骚扰

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‪什么？

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‪我要骚扰那些出版商…
‪就用涂鸦的方式

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‪或者 我说不好
‪往他们门前丢烂掉的肉

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‪那玩意味道很熏的
‪能真正困扰到他们的东西

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‪-不行 这不符合我们的政策
‪-好吧 但…

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‪我想我们可以在推特上
‪给那些出版商“投饵” 这就够了

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‪我觉得葛洛莉亚的想法没那么糟
‪涂鸦的想法

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‪所以你不想进行抗议
‪因为上街抗议的行为太傻了

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‪但你却想在出版社的墙上乱涂乱画

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‪没错

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‪我认为这家杂志社在羞辱我们
‪我们也该羞辱他们

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‪对 但那跟协会、社区
‪和我们的宗旨不符

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‪那我们代表什么？

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‪你应该知道 你负责协调协会的社区

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‪你以为我当选
‪是因为别的理由 对吧？

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‪劳拉！

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‪劳拉

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‪你知道什么是骚扰吗？

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‪有人在你家烦你的时候就是骚扰

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‪我需要跟你聊聊

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‪-你真是可笑
‪-我们能去喝杯咖啡吗？

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‪-劳拉 拜托了！
‪-你可以骗达尼 但你骗不了我

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‪我们喝杯咖啡吧 我会解释给你听

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‪看到那个酒吧了吗？

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‪他们也供应早餐 而且咖啡很好喝

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‪但他们家的果汁不是现榨的
‪就像你一样假

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‪我很喜欢…我的杯子

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‪对…

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‪-我不想洗碗 所以就…
‪-我懂

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‪我不能碰阿德里安的东西 我知道了

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‪不好意思

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‪你怎么样？

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‪还在严重的宿醉中

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‪是啊

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‪我也是

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‪我也觉得我们在拖着

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‪还记得在巴伦西亚时
‪你问我我想从你这里得到什么吗？

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‪记得…

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‪我想了解你

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‪真的

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‪看我们之间是不是有更多

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‪还真的有

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‪而且…这也有点吓到了我

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‪你呢？

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‪我跟你有不同的感受

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‪不同？

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‪对 但那是好的不同

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‪比如说…

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‪你启发了我

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‪你给了我创意

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‪你鼓励我完成小说

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‪谢谢你

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‪不 应该是我谢你

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‪感谢你的早餐

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‪小说里的人物不吃早餐

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‪-不吃吗？
‪-不吃

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‪这是最无聊的部分

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‪所以…

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‪我总是跳过这个部分

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‪还有…

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‪你现在要…

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‪写什么？

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‪那个…

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‪该死 是包裹来了

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‪什么包裹？

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‪-喂？
‪-瓦尔！是我 卡门！

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‪我给你发了无数条信息

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‪（被抓、躲起来、跑！）

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‪好吧 你刚跟阿德里开始时
‪也会没事找事吗？

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‪对 我想是的 大家都这样 对吧？

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‪不 不是所有人都这样 我就是个疯子

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‪我满脑子想的都是他要甩我

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‪-为什么？
‪-你那是不安全感和恐惧

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‪-对 恐惧 但我在恐惧什么？
‪-这个嘛…

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‪我可以吃点吗？我好焦虑

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‪当然可以…

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‪你害怕失去他

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‪我们喜欢一个人时会做出很多蠢事

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‪尤其是在喝醉的时候

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‪你在说我吗？

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‪对 当然！

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‪我要不要去办公室跟他谈谈？

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‪谈谈 我们一辈子都在
‪通过谈话解决问题 卡门

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‪如果两个人有默契
‪他们就不需要语言

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‪该死 但如果你喜欢一个人
‪你就是抑制不住喜欢 就这样

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‪你不能提前去计划
‪那些事都是自然而然发生的

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‪你还在说我的事 对吧？

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‪当然

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‪-听着 如果你想去办公室 就去吧
‪-对…

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‪或者…我可以去购物 清空大脑

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‪然后我再给他打电话 对吧？

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‪但如果我发现自己喜欢的东西
‪情况会更糟糕…

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‪你想太多了 人们都说这样不好

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‪你手机在这里 它在响

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‪对 你说得对！

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‪你…不打算接吗？

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‪问题是…网络服务商
‪这个夏天一直在烦我

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‪听着…我不想因为自己
‪严重缺失安全感而失去博尔哈

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‪你们正在了解对方
‪他不会因为这种事甩掉你

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‪是 但我觉得…

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‪-怎么了？
‪-就是…

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‪-就是什么？
‪-拜托 快接电话！我总是分心！

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‪-当然 好
‪-好

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‪（妈妈）

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‪嗨 你好

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‪是吗？今天？

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‪好的 好…

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‪我一写完就发给你 没问题

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‪再见

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‪楚斯…她还想要30页

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‪今天就要 真是不可思议

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‪-但这很棒 对吧？
‪-当然

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‪但我得现在就开始写
‪不然就写不完了

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‪好的 我这就走

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‪我不会打扰你 我可不想
‪害你失去塞万提斯文学奖

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‪谢谢

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‪瓦尔…谢谢你的倾听

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‪-不客气
‪-如果你今天早点写完了

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‪想出去走走 那…

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‪我在等阿德里的一个包裹

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‪好的…

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‪没关系

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‪你能把手机放手边吗？
‪以免我再打给你

211
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,080
‪-没问题
‪-是吗？那就好

212
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,240
‪我们可以打给她俩 然后…

213
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,480
‪-卡门 我得专心写作
‪-好 我这就闭嘴

214
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,520
‪-爱你哦
‪-开心一点

215
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200
‪我刚挂了你母亲的电话…

216
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,720
‪对不起

217
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,680
‪没事

218
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,520
‪她习惯了
‪她总在我开会的时候打过来

219
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,680
‪对了 你说得对

220
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,440
‪我们喜欢一个人的时候总会做蠢事

221
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,400
‪维克多…

222
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,720
‪我需要告诉你一件事

223
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,080
‪-昨天…
‪-昨天…

224
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,440
‪昨天已经是过去了

225
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,720
‪对

226
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,720
‪不行 不能在床上！不行！

227
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,760
‪拜托 不要！

228
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,680
‪你没事吧？

229
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:11,880
‪没事吧？

230
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,480
‪没事

231
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,600
‪你确定？

232
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,240
‪瓦尔 你在哪？

233
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,880
‪我计划去见一个客户
‪但或许我们晚点可以喝一杯 好吗？

234
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,120
‪我在协会里遇到了很糟糕的事

235
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,080
‪阿德里这周末
‪不是要去巴塞罗那吗？

236
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,600
‪我说不好 我可以在群里号召一下
‪然后我们可以晚些时候去你家

237
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,120
‪跟我回个话

238
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,600
‪尼雷亚

239
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,800
‪什么事？

240
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,280
‪我不喜欢你跟奥尔加的说话方式

241
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,920
‪或许我态度不好 但她说

242
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,160
‪我为了拉选票睡了协会里半数的人

243
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,080
‪-你也这么想吗？
‪-不是的

244
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,840
‪听着…你想怎么用你的小妹妹
‪就怎么用

245
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,720
‪但奥尔加喜欢你

246
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,040
‪很喜欢

247
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,320
‪对 但她没有权利说那种脏话
‪一点权利都没有

248
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,880
‪她当然没有 但…

249
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,960
‪听着 奥尔加为协会付出了很多

250
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,760
‪她为这里申请到了补贴
‪成立了集体…

251
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,040
‪我不希望她在自己家感到不自在

252
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,880
‪所以…我不知道 去跟她聊聊 好吗？

253
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,720
‪去道个歉

254
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,320
‪你要是想道歉 才能去道歉

255
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,520
‪你得自己做主 对吧？

256
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,080
‪不是那样的…

257
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,240
‪好了 喝杯啤酒你就开心了

258
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,160
‪我得工作 我不能…

259
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,720
‪对哦 我都忘了你是一个

260
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,960
‪在中国贫困地区
‪被父母剥削的小孩了 对吧？

261
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,440
‪喝一杯莫吉托你就走 行吗？

262
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,480
‪这就是问题所在

263
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,080
‪任何被称为“女权主义者”的东西
‪都成了宣言

264
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,880
‪你一直觉得一切都是错的 是吗？

265
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,680
‪不 不是的 但…

266
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,640
‪在我不同意某件事的时候
‪我不喜欢闭嘴服从

267
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,160
‪我觉得你也不是那种人

268
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,920
‪尽管你这辈子在家都是这样

269
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,120
‪别让协会的人也这么对你

270
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,560
‪听着…

271
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,680
‪你想怎么做？

272
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,160
‪你想采取那个涂鸦的主意

273
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,080
‪-我承认 那个主意让我热血沸腾…
‪-那就这么定了

274
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,600
‪我受不了那本杂志那样对我们

275
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,040
‪你不需要任何人的同意

276
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:27,920
‪怎么了？

277
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,480
‪我喜欢你

278
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,280
‪…会导致让成年人受罪的疾病

279
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,520
‪比如说心理疾病

280
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,760
‪肥胖症或心脏问题…

281
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,720
‪（达尼：妈妈问你的电话号码
‪拜托给她打个电话吧…）

282
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,720
‪臭贱人！

283
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,560
‪（博尔哈）

284
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,160
‪-对不起！
‪-不 是我对不起！

285
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,800
‪-你没事吧？
‪-我没事 对不起

286
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,200
‪-你确定？
‪-没问题

287
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,520
‪-好 那就好
‪-对不起

288
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,960
‪这里？

289
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,480
‪我们真的要相信羊腿有治愈能力？

290
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,040
‪对

291
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,760
‪你怎么会有羊腿？

292
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,600
‪我想参加《大厨师》的时候买的

293
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,880
‪青少年版的？

294
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,040
‪真好笑

295
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:54,960
‪等一下！

296
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200
‪真的很疼吗？

297
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,600
‪不 我就是觉得我的背要冻僵了

298
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,200
‪但…

299
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,040
‪你或许…

300
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,200
‪给我热了身…

301
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,880
‪如果你就像那样

302
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,280
‪揉揉这里

303
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,280
‪-这里？
‪-对 这里

304
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,280
‪-包裹来了
‪-对 等一下

305
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,160
‪-你怎么来了？
‪-你原谅我了吗？

306
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,720
‪劳拉 我们能改天…

307
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,560
‪瓦尔 对不起 但我现在比以往何时

308
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,560
‪都需要你知道

309
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,480
‪不行 等一下！

310
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,760
‪这是怎么回事？

311
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,920
‪劳拉 不是…

312
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,960
‪-看起来的那样
‪-不…

313
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,640
‪-不是
‪-不是

314
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,360
‪（就是看起来的那样）

315
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,280
‪-…你还拉大提琴？
‪-之前拉

316
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,320
‪它总是让我想起…

317
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,320
‪那位女士

318
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,720
‪我看到她来这里演出

319
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,000
‪在夏季音乐会系列演出上表演

320
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,360
‪如果是我 就会跟她喝杯咖啡

321
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,480
‪不管人做什么 都是有原因的

322
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,640
‪-原因？
‪-她或许那时认为自己做得没错

323
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,760
‪对她来说是对的

324
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,320
‪我是说 为了去维也纳交响乐团演奏
‪抛下孩子…

325
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,240
‪你不会为自己的小说放弃一切吗？

326
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,120
‪我没有孩子

327
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,560
‪有时候机会
‪就在你最不期待它们时出现了

328
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,760
‪你不会那么做吗？

329
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,360
‪我会离开自己现在的生活

330
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,600
‪但如果有孩子的话就算了

331
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,040
‪谢谢你！

332
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,800
‪我…

333
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
‪没给你打电话 是因为…

334
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,480
‪我知道你也不会接的

335
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,680
‪对

336
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,040
‪我也是这么想的

337
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,520
‪你还是觉得我很粗鲁 对吧？

338
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,560
‪劳拉 现在还是别说那个了

339
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,840
‪对…

340
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,640
‪算了 你肯定在等着我走

341
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,120
‪-不是的 劳拉…
‪-我完全理解 真的

342
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,520
‪你们肯定在盼着上床

343
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
‪除非你们还没上 就这样

344
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,160
‪劳拉

345
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,560
‪我还是觉得你很粗鲁！
‪有的时候你也很伤人

346
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,800
‪你应该改改
‪这样你就不会落得你妈那样的下场了

347
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,440
‪你这么说太过分了

348
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,280
‪-我又不认识她
‪-我跟她不一样

349
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,800
‪-从你说的话判断…
‪-靠 她倒是希望如此

350
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,400
‪-我知道你在为自己说的话后悔
‪-我不觉得你像她

351
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,760
‪-你永远不会离开我
‪-你也永远不会

352
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,640
‪-原谅我吧
‪-原谅我吧

353
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,760
‪-为之前的一切
‪-为之前的一切

354
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,360
‪好好享受

355
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,520
‪要不要把羊腿做了？

356
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,520
‪如果你想的话

357
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720
‪（匹配！）

358
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,640
‪（对 马德里人不多
‪所以乘地铁是不错的选择）

359
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,840
‪（既然现在寒暄已经没必要了…）

360
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,760
‪（要见面吗？）

361
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,000
‪（杰米：哇哦！你不是在开玩笑）

362
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,560
‪（再跟我说说你的事…）

363
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,960
‪（我是宇航员 在等待下一次任务）

364
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,080
‪（去新的星球）

365
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,520
‪（因为地球让我无聊到死…）

366
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,200
‪（真的吗？）

367
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,160
‪你家不错

368
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
‪所以 找我什么事？

369
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,440
‪我要搬来…马德里

370
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,560
‪我还以为你只是过来待一阵子

371
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,880
‪我要来音乐学院教书

372
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,360
‪然后我会照顾你弟弟

373
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,920
‪50岁才扛起做母亲的责任…
‪这不太适合你吧？

374
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,880
‪我也想离你近点

375
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,640
‪听着…

376
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,440
‪我现在不需要母亲

377
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,960
‪我12年前需要

378
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,520
‪在我一边学数学
‪一边给达尼做晚饭的时候

379
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,800
‪或者在我开始约会的时候
‪对了 那就是个灾难

380
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:20,720
‪但现在不需要了

381
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,920
‪好吧

382
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,440
‪给我胡扯一个理由
‪告诉我你当初为何离开

383
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,120
‪然后我们就算聊完了

384
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,880
‪劳拉…

385
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,440
‪我给你打过电话…

386
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,560
‪每周都打

387
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,560
‪但你不想跟我说话

388
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,160
‪或者在我来这里的时候见我

389
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240
‪-你会跑去你爷爷奶奶家
‪-你想怎样？

390
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,600
‪让我张开双臂欢迎你吗？

391
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,440
‪母亲需要时刻陪伴在孩子身边
‪但你没有 就这样

392
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:52,880
‪我知道

393
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,680
‪我也不信那种弥补过去的话

394
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
‪但我们偶尔还是能见个面的

395
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,560
‪但我根本不了解你

396
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,120
‪你也不了解我

397
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,440
‪或许我们会讨厌对方

398
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,120
‪那就告诉我你是什么样的人

399
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,640
‪真是的…

400
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,360
‪你想知道我是什么样的人？
‪现在你想知道了？

401
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,240
‪我就是个麻烦精！

402
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,240
‪我有腹腔病！麸质不耐症

403
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,720
‪我把啤酒换成了伏特加

404
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,800
‪我的朋友们认为我粗鲁 自视甚高

405
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,280
‪但其实我害怕失去她们

406
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,640
‪有时候我表现出不在乎她们的样子
‪但其实我…很在乎

407
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,960
‪我跟一些男人的关系也是这样

408
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:37,960
‪我该改变吗？

409
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,080
‪对

410
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,800
‪但我就是不知道要怎么改

411
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,760
‪怎么了？

412
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,880
‪没想到吧？

413
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,760
‪不是

414
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,960
‪说实话 不是

415
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,080
‪我看了…你所有的帖子

416
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,600
‪我不是个称职的母亲
‪但我很爱玩高科技

417
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,600
‪我今晚有演出

418
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,400
‪你弟弟要去看

419
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,040
‪我觉得你不需要改

420
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,320
‪但有时候你得明白事情…

421
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,160
‪不是你想的那样

422
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,000
‪如果你真的想了解我
‪你会知道我们其实没太多区别

423
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,640
‪我不这么觉得

424
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,080
‪你好紧张

425
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,760
‪-看 他们要出来了！
‪-他们在关灯

426
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,240
‪空了 我们走！

427
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,400
‪不 等一下 我们再捋一遍计划

428
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,080
‪-你要临阵退缩吗？
‪-不 我想再捋一遍 我喝醉了…

429
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,840
‪-你在临阵退缩 我就知道
‪-不是的

430
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,080
‪-你当然不是！
‪-不是

431
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,160
‪好吧 或许是 你看 这里到处是监控

432
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
‪我们真的不会被抓包的

433
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,240
‪相信我

434
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,520
‪（对不起不再是对不起了
‪或者还是？）

435
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,240
‪（对不起）

436
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,680
‪嗨

437
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,360
‪你在干吗？

438
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,080
‪-给他们弄点烟雾弹
‪-一个老二？

439
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,440
‪对 这样的话他们就会觉得…
‪是一个男的干的！

440
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,200
‪但我们不希望那样 对吧？

441
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,160
‪老天 男人会喜欢
‪人们谈论他们的老二

442
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,800
‪如今这信息没有任何意义了

443
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,960
‪好吧 我完全分神了

444
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,560
‪-真的
‪-你真是个傻瓜 我们走！

445
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,480
‪（我的身体不需要你们的意见）

446
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,400
‪…不 一点都不 看起来很好

447
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,960
{\an8}‪（阿德里：包裹到了吗？）

448
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,480
‪你知道巴塔哥尼亚羊只吃一种草吗？

449
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,600
‪它们会走上很远的路去找那种草
‪所以才那么瘦

450
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,880
‪我喜欢你那样

451
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,720
‪什么样？

452
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:06,960
‪就那样

453
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,240
‪我不懂你的意思

454
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,520
‪不 你懂

455
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,720
‪等一下！

456
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,000
‪等一下 脱不下来

457
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,960
‪等一下 我的背

458
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,480
‪-疼吗？
‪-疼

459
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,120
‪那你在上面？

460
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,200
‪我有个避孕套

461
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,480
‪-好极了
‪-是啊

462
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,160
‪好

463
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,400
‪等一下

464
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,600
‪等等 让我来

465
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,360
‪-对 让我来
‪-好

466
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,600
‪好的

467
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,240
‪怎么了？你不喜欢前戏吗？

468
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,120
‪什么？喜欢 我当然喜欢

469
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,880
‪-你不喜欢我做的时候说话 对吧？
‪-不是 怎么了？

470
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,040
‪好了？

471
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,240
‪所以 我们可以把小的特百惠盒子

472
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,800
‪装进大的里面…你们可以看到

473
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,680
‪非常好

474
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,960
‪然后我们把盖子…

475
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,520
‪放在小的盒子上面
‪然后把它们都封起来

476
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,560
‪大家可以看到 其他容器是中号的

477
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,920
‪我们也用同样的方式把它们储存起来

478
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,400
‪接下来呢？我们要往里面放东西
‪好节省空间

479
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,440
‪比如说 我选了一些餐巾布

480
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,640
‪而不是纸质餐巾 这很重要

481
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,800
‪（达尼：你来吗？）

482
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,000
‪然后把它们封起来

483
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,160
‪完美

484
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,200
‪（不去）

485
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,840
‪然后我们把它们放进去
‪就像其他容器那样

486
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,080
‪然后 看好了 就是这样：最大的容器

487
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,600
‪还有其他的盖子 你们也看到了

488
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,120
‪我们会把它们放在…

489
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,720
‪（你什么时候能不这么自以为是？）

490
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,400
‪…就像这样 棒极了

491
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,720
‪（你想知道？永远都不会）

492
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,320
‪…它会呈对角型

493
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,800
‪充分利用空间…拜托了 就像那样

494
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,080
‪非常好

495
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,400
‪各位朋友们 记住了 请订阅我的频道

496
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,240
‪“生活需要阿德里” 最佳方式是…

497
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,200
‪靠

498
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,640
‪别有压力 没事的

499
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,160
‪那不是最完美的性爱

500
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,400
‪不是吗？

501
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,560
‪但我真的想跟你在一起

502
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,680
‪我也是 你看不出来 对吧？

503
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,920
‪这个嘛…

504
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,680
‪你是什么感觉？

505
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,440
‪昨天我跟酒吧的那个人上床了

506
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,360
‪我喝醉了 喝得烂醉

507
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,360
‪然后我超级想要

508
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,120
‪哇

509
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,040
‪对不起

510
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,680
‪不 没必要 你不用道歉
‪我们又不是夫妻什么的

511
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,200
‪不 我道歉是因为没有早点告诉你

512
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,640
‪我不在乎你做什么 我…
‪我也没跟你说我的生活

513
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,480
‪但我没有任何隐瞒

514
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,280
‪你要走吗？

515
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,280
‪留下来吧

516
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,520
‪这样的话 我们的容器
‪被整理得井井有条

517
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,720
‪这是最好的方法

518
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,640
‪记住了…

519
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,120
‪…我的频道是“生活需要阿德里”

520
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,320
‪好 不用找了

521
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,080
‪-非常感谢
‪-谢谢

522
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,800
‪-再见 晚安 再见
‪-晚安 再见

523
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:23,920
‪靠

524
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,680
‪（标签：同性恋的我
‪标签：爱男人）

525
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,640
‪拜托…