1 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,000 ‪NETFLIX 原創影集 2 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:13,040 ‪(我們靠著牆的火熱軀體 ‪對比讓我火熱無比) 3 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,040 ‪(他先把手放進我T恤下) 4 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:24,800 ‪(我要他感受我的奶頭 ‪想要慢慢舔我奶頭) 5 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:29,360 ‪(維克多:妳甚至不想停下來 ‪上街看帕羅瑪聖母節?) 6 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:35,560 {\an8}‪(鼓勵我寫作是你的錯) 7 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,880 ‪(哈哈!妳現在反倒懲罰我了) 8 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,600 ‪(要回去打字了,抱歉) 9 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,640 ‪(好,只想讓妳知道我回來了) 10 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,680 ‪(休假讓我很舒緩…) 11 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,800 ‪(但要是能見妳就更好了) 12 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,120 ‪(再談) 13 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,400 ‪(他一次就把我迅速轉向) 14 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,040 ‪我要進來了,小瓦 15 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,120 ‪好! 16 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,920 {\an8}‪這是第一部分 ‪第一部分的第一份草稿 17 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,160 {\an8}‪我想改變視角,也許用不同的敘事者 18 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,200 {\an8}‪-我們能找到… ‪-我很喜歡 19 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,440 {\an8}‪真的嗎?我也很喜歡! 20 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,120 ‪這就是我上次說的 21 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,760 ‪字句間很寫實,是真人而不是角色 22 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,720 ‪她很害怕偷情… 23 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,640 {\an8}‪劇名:澆水器 24 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,040 {\an8}‪…把偷情當謀殺一樣計畫,太棒了! 25 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,200 {\an8}‪她不知道要怎麼辦 ‪大概也不會執行… 26 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,160 ‪-她不會? ‪-她很想要 27 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,200 ‪她很想要 ‪但她不知道能不能調適之後的愧疚感 28 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,560 ‪-她很害怕 ‪-很好,但別放進恐懼和愧疚 29 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,480 ‪我們想要活生生的角色 ‪我們希望她遇上事情 30 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,080 ‪但這對她可是大事,楚絲 31 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,520 ‪-這決定可不簡單 ‪-但妳要是專心寫這個 32 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,880 ‪主角一不隨性,就變無聊了 33 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,000 ‪對誰來說很無聊? 34 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,160 ‪我認為妳不該花超過70頁描寫這段 35 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,040 ‪然後專心在這段禁忌的性關係上 36 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,440 ‪別忘了這是情色小說 ‪我們就要這樣行銷 37 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,960 ‪我本來對妳沒什麼期望的,瓦萊麗亞 38 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,200 ‪所以我很欣慰妳有繼續 ‪妳怎麼找到靈感的? 39 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,600 ‪靈感來一陣子了 ‪但我之前很怕釋放靈感 40 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,440 ‪好 41 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,440 ‪自傳並不好寫 42 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,240 ‪妳認為何時能完成? 43 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,120 ‪我的小說要聖誕節出版! 44 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,760 ‪-天哪! ‪-我要出版了! 45 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,760 ‪-她很喜歡!終於啊! ‪-對 46 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,480 ‪-我也很喜歡!這好… ‪-妳們能小聲點嗎? 47 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,080 ‪好,媽,我晚點再打給他處理 48 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,760 ‪我以為我得永遠待在博物館了! 49 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:38,040 ‪我不會放棄的,因為我要出書了 50 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,520 ‪我甚至開始喜歡那顆岩石了 51 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,440 ‪天哪!當然了! 52 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,320 ‪安東尼歐是我的幸運符! 53 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,000 ‪她在那裡!來啊! 54 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,520 ‪我再回電給妳好嗎? 55 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,800 ‪對,好,再見 56 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,040 ‪我從外面就聽得到! 57 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,960 ‪嘿,怎麼回事? ‪妳們會嚇跑我客人的! 58 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,000 ‪克莉絲,我們走後 ‪留下瓦萊麗亞的杯子 59 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,440 ‪這有天在網路上會價值三千歐元的 60 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,200 ‪她的小說要出版了! 61 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,000 ‪不是已經出版了嗎? 62 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,960 ‪對…但他們要提早出版了 63 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,600 ‪但還是情色小說? 64 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,680 ‪現在比較像驚悚小說了 65 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,440 ‪妳回到原本的點子,不寫情色了? 66 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,840 ‪還是有,但也是驚悚小說 67 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,720 ‪這是情色驚悚小說 68 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,440 ‪-太棒了!我真喜歡! ‪-克莉絲 69 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,840 ‪她杯子三千歐元!湯匙一千歐元! 70 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,560 ‪天哪,我等不及想讀了 71 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:33,960 ‪再見 72 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,400 ‪她不知道 ‪妳另一本小說被拒絕了,對吧? 73 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,520 ‪克莉絲是我的大書迷 ‪我要是失去她,我就失去一切了 74 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,040 ‪但說謊保住妳書迷俱樂部部長? ‪我不知道… 75 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,920 ‪妳要不開心多久?小瓦都要出書了! 76 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,600 ‪我知道,我很替妳高興,可是… ‪妳們都知道我受夠保持緘默了 77 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,640 ‪要是有事情煩我,我就會直說 78 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,600 ‪那要不要告訴妳父母算了? 79 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,800 ‪蘿拉,別又開始了 80 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,720 ‪楚絲說我的主角得更隨性點 81 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,280 ‪她跟維克多在前十頁就勾搭上? 82 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,760 ‪好,這是以我為範本的故事 ‪但還是虛構的! 83 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,400 ‪-不一定會發生! ‪-那會發生什麼事? 84 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,240 ‪我不知道… 85 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,680 ‪我忘不了維克多 86 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,880 ‪我的寫作害我持續想著我和阿德里 87 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,160 ‪我們並不幸福的事實 88 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,120 ‪-你們要分開嗎? ‪-不! 89 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,680 ‪此外,我跟維克多的事 ‪只有我結婚才有用 90 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,720 ‪好,就像是我的池塘 ‪沒人想要許下承諾,所以才有用 91 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,440 ‪我不想只為了做愛就分手! 92 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,680 ‪我只有在婚姻沒用才分手 93 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,560 ‪天哪!我的腦袋要爆炸了! 94 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,520 ‪妳反正好像已經決定了 95 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,400 ‪妳只是在害怕 96 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,480 ‪妳知道自己要是這樣做,就回不去了 97 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,320 ‪但妳心深處…這就是妳要的,對吧? 98 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,960 {\an8}‪俄羅斯娃娃技巧在打包時很有用 99 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,160 {\an8}‪比方說,你要是有這種運動鞋 100 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,400 {\an8}‪你就能把其他物品塞進鞋子 101 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:09,840 {\an8}‪我們要是好好折襪子 ‪每隻鞋就能塞進兩雙襪子 102 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,760 ‪很適合週末旅行,你也需要… 103 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,520 ‪他在床上超棒的! ‪生活來點克羅埃西亞人! 104 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,640 ‪-嗨! ‪-不,我不是在直播 105 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,120 {\an8}‪謝天謝地! 106 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,520 ‪嘿,楚絲那真是好消息 107 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,360 ‪對!我以為我們搞砸你影片了,抱歉 108 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,960 ‪不,我晚點再上傳 109 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,000 ‪精華時段,真棒! 110 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,280 ‪你和小瓦真是好運連連!請領養我! 111 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,560 ‪你們今年有要度假嗎? 112 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,080 ‪應該只有我們上週末去瓦倫西亞 113 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,680 ‪我本來很想去的! 114 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,760 ‪維克多說天氣超棒的! 115 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,160 ‪維克多週末也在瓦倫西亞? 116 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,160 ‪對…我們在我派對上勾搭上 117 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,080 ‪我們說:“去瓦倫西亞吃燉飯!” 118 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,440 ‪超誇張的!真誇張 119 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,760 ‪-什麼? ‪-妳不知道嗎? 120 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,720 ‪不…我知道!我當然知道! 121 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,280 ‪我以為妳不告訴別人的 122 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,160 ‪只是阿德里!沒關係的 123 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,720 ‪總之,我們買了火車票 124 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,880 ‪我們本來要吃燉飯的 ‪結果我的麩質問題出現了 125 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,040 ‪我說:“你去吧,你在那裡有朋友” 126 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,600 ‪就這樣 127 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,160 ‪我以為你們兩個是一對 ‪但小瓦說你們只是朋友 128 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,920 ‪我們認識當晚就在一起了 129 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,080 ‪那是兩年前的事 130 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,240 ‪然後派對那晚又勾搭上了 131 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,440 ‪但我不喜歡維克多 132 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,280 ‪他也不喜歡我…所以沒什麼 133 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,960 ‪我們該去我房間嗎? 134 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,400 ‪這樣你就能好好拍完影片了,走吧? 135 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,480 ‪好 136 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,600 ‪我們要是好好折襪子… 137 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,280 ‪什麼? 138 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,360 ‪妳說跟維克多勾搭是在搞什麼? 139 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,000 ‪我總得說點什麼避免說溜嘴吧? 140 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,360 ‪媽的!說妳跟他認識那晚就上床 ‪太誇張了,對吧? 141 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,480 ‪-不,這是真的 ‪-什麼? 142 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,920 ‪只有口交! ‪我不太記得了,我們超醉的 143 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,320 ‪-妳怎麼沒告訴我? ‪-因為只是口交! 144 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,400 ‪好,我不在乎口交,機率是挺高的 145 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,080 ‪告訴阿德里瓦倫西亞的事更糟! 146 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,400 ‪妳是故意的,對吧?當然是了! 147 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,600 ‪妳逼我得跟阿德里談 ‪害我得做決定! 148 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,800 ‪-什麼? ‪-我受夠妳的態度了! 149 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,520 ‪-什麼態度? ‪-妳真是大嘴巴! 150 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,000 ‪妳說話總不經過大腦 151 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,600 ‪妳對尼蕾亞和卡門也這樣 152 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,720 ‪-我是大嘴巴? ‪-對! 153 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,640 ‪那妳呢? 154 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,320 ‪妳只會抱怨 ‪好像其他人都沒問題一樣 155 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,520 ‪-妳們都這樣說嗎? ‪-說什麼? 156 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,360 ‪說妳們受夠我了 157 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,040 ‪妳們都說我很難搞嗎? 158 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,800 ‪沒有,每次一有事 ‪妳就傳給我們天殺的語音! 159 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,720 ‪-看吧?妳真無禮! ‪-我要走了! 160 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,640 ‪不,等等! 161 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,960 ‪阿德里還在拍攝 162 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,440 ‪我們不能出去 163 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,160 ‪投米莉安的請舉手 164 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,560 ‪投尼蕾亞的請舉手 165 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,440 ‪好,這就是了 166 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,800 ‪尼蕾亞將取代歐嘉 ‪辦性別主義和恐同活動 167 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,400 ‪哇,謝謝! 168 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,520 ‪妳會很勝任的,妳會知道的 169 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,720 ‪我新工作會很忙 170 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,400 ‪但妳需要就找我,好嗎? 171 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,000 ‪謝了,但葛蘿莉亞應該會幫我 172 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,280 ‪她還是新人,一起合作能幫她 173 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,800 ‪熟悉事情 174 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,480 ‪好!我很樂意幫忙 175 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,560 ‪對,但我對這主題最熟悉 176 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,200 ‪女孩們,我們何不休息喝杯咖啡 ‪讓妳們繼續討論? 177 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,640 ‪-好嗎? ‪-好 178 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,160 ‪妳要完全無視我? 179 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,440 ‪我週末打電話給妳,妳都不接 180 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,520 ‪-我在忙 ‪-整個週末? 181 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,800 ‪這只是…夏天短暫戀情,就這樣 182 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,560 ‪現在還是8月耶! 183 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,440 ‪我是說…我跟妳提過池塘後 184 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,960 ‪妳就變好自大 185 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,720 ‪媽的!妳跟這裡誰又勾搭上了? 186 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,400 ‪事實上,妳跟誰還沒勾搭上? 187 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,160 ‪我在這裡找到池塘惹妳生氣了? 188 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,920 ‪對…有點 189 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,360 ‪不過很適合妳,這樣很好拿到選票 190 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,640 ‪化妝有新消息嗎? 191 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,720 ‪-你們有開會嗎? ‪-有 192 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,360 ‪他們很喜歡 ‪不要照片或標語,要大商標 193 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,560 ‪好,最後一項,我們要做新車的行銷 194 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,200 ‪環保的電動車… 195 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,400 ‪卡門和伯哈…我要你們組隊 196 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 ‪可以嗎? 197 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,560 ‪-沒問題 ‪-沒問題 198 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760 ‪那就去忙吧 199 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,920 ‪嘿,我以為我們回家是要工作的 200 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,760 ‪-我們會工作的 ‪-真的嗎? 201 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,320 ‪妳有看到簡報嗎?根本是場災難! 202 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,000 ‪怎麼說? 203 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,720 ‪他們想賣車卻不提到車 204 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,480 ‪只提到綠色環保! 205 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,920 ‪-拜託!他們真該種番茄! ‪-沒錯! 206 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,600 ‪適合恨車人士的車 207 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,080 ‪等等…這句話很棒! 208 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,160 ‪“適合恨車人士的車”很棒! 209 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,200 ‪-真的嗎? ‪-對! 210 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,200 ‪不,標語不能說“恨” 211 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,400 ‪不行… 212 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,440 ‪那輕鬆點的字眼呢? 213 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,920 ‪像是…“車不再是車” 214 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 ‪妳真認為這是談工作的最佳時機? 215 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,920 ‪-不是嗎? ‪-不是 216 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,280 ‪好 217 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,720 ‪如果拍得像預告片呢? 218 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,080 ‪我們可以用輪子照片開場 219 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,040 ‪標語說:“輪子不再是輪子” 220 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,480 ‪然後是引擎、後視鏡的照片 221 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,760 ‪最後用車子的照片 222 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,560 ‪“車不再是車” 223 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,000 ‪可惡,這真的很棒! 224 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,720 ‪你喜歡嗎? 225 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,760 ‪-很棒 ‪-真的嗎? 226 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,720 ‪妳也很棒 227 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,320 ‪脫掉! 228 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,320 ‪別擔心 229 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,600 ‪我們大概都… 230 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:44,960 ‪累了 231 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,880 ‪只有口交!我不太記得了 232 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,200 ‪我們超醉的 233 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,280 ‪需要幫忙嗎? 234 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,200 ‪對,我只要切這個 235 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,240 ‪這把刀比較好,小瓦 236 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,320 ‪好 237 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,080 ‪不,切小一點 238 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,120 ‪抱歉 239 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,440 ‪來,我來 240 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,800 ‪楚絲說可以寬限我到夏天結束交稿 241 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,360 ‪妳寫得完嗎? 242 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,160 ‪我只能盡力了 243 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,840 ‪要我讀給你聽嗎? 244 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,000 ‪妳要的話,好啊 245 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,480 ‪算了 246 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,000 ‪妳在跟維克多交往嗎? 247 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,520 ‪他名字每次出現…妳就怪怪的 248 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,160 ‪抱歉,也許我只是胡思亂想 249 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,920 ‪不,別道歉 250 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,200 ‪他在派對上想追我 ‪但他跟蘿拉勾搭上 251 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,720 ‪好 252 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,320 ‪愧疚就像谷歌快訊 253 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,360 ‪只是愧疚不會提醒妳 ‪明天是好朋友生日 254 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,520 ‪而是持續用腦裡的嗶聲提醒妳 255 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,800 ‪幾個鐘頭後 ‪妳就會犯下人生最糟的錯誤 256 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,640 ‪或做出最棒的決定 257 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,880 ‪別太嚴苛,好嗎? 258 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,400 ‪(維克多:抱歉) 259 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,000 ‪(很糟嗎?) 260 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,720 ‪(太棒了!) 261 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,000 ‪(我是對妳腦裡持續的嗶聲道歉) 262 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:03,920 ‪(我也有…) 263 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,240 ‪(蘿拉說你們倆做過) 264 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,200 ‪沒關係,好嗎?我不嫉妒 265 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,200 ‪妳老是這樣做 266 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,360 ‪什麼? 267 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,720 ‪妳要是不想談什麼事,就改變主題 268 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,360 ‪我聽不懂 269 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,160 ‪妳小說裡說愧疚害死妳了 270 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,840 ‪-不是我,是我的角色 ‪-好… 271 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,000 ‪妳就提蘿拉來改變話題 272 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,000 ‪妳不承認我們之間的事讓妳很害怕 273 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,920 ‪總之…算了 274 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,600 ‪我們改天再談,好嗎? 275 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,600 ‪-好 ‪-晚安 276 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,720 ‪(永遠的朋友群組:卡門) 277 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,720 ‪(之後) 278 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,240 ‪(現在) 279 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,680 ‪(太遲了嗎?) 280 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,760 ‪我喜歡那個 281 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,320 ‪那個呢? 282 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,440 ‪-作弊! ‪-你真爛! 283 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,360 ‪來吧! 284 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,760 ‪-我該射哪個? ‪-下面那個 285 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 ‪妳在幹嘛? 286 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,320 ‪是伯哈… 287 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,720 ‪他在恐慌! 288 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,240 ‪他假裝沒事,但他明明就有事 289 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,320 ‪是因為我的點子比較好嗎? 290 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,640 ‪我不知道,但突然間一切就… 291 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,440 ‪變軟了 292 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,120 ‪快點,妳想要哪個? 293 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,200 ‪那個方塊?不,迷幻眼鏡更棒 294 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,440 ‪他要是再也硬不起來怎麼辦? 295 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,920 ‪拜託,卡門,妳說我很無禮 ‪但妳害我沒得選擇了 296 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,560 ‪誰說妳很無禮? 297 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,320 ‪妳不認為我很無禮? 298 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,600 ‪沒有啊,我不知道,怎麼說? 299 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,040 ‪-沒事 ‪-不是沒事,什麼? 300 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,120 ‪我跟小瓦說我跟維克多勾搭過一次 ‪她就失心瘋了 301 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,000 ‪真的嗎? 302 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,440 ‪對,她說了很糟糕的事! 303 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,640 ‪不,妳真的跟維克多上過床? 304 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,280 ‪只是口交 305 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,520 ‪什麼? 306 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,320 ‪別…擔心 307 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:19,960 ‪真的 308 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,480 ‪我們都… 309 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,680 ‪累了 310 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,800 ‪-我要打電話給伯哈 ‪-拜託,別掃興了 311 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,600 ‪他要是恐慌,我們就該談談,對吧? 312 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,040 ‪談什麼?他舉不起來 ‪妳選錯人了,跟他道別! 313 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,160 ‪妳知道嗎?妳還真無禮! 314 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,480 ‪對不起啦,我請妳喝杯酒 315 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,560 ‪不用了,我不想要 316 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,600 ‪我要回家了…再見 317 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,680 ‪妳的獎品,小姐 318 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,920 ‪我們這場簡報有點失焦 319 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,720 ‪他們想賣車 ‪但拒絕了車子的一切象徵 320 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,160 ‪廣告必須又綠色又環保 321 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,360 ‪拜託!他們該種番茄的! 322 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,600 ‪但我們想:“等等!還有點什麼” 323 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,800 ‪對!現代一切都在改變 324 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,760 ‪手機是電腦、吸塵器是機器人 325 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,360 ‪我們甚至不調情了…直接往右滑 326 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,400 ‪車子何不也這樣行銷呢? 327 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,920 ‪就像馬格利特的《這不是煙斗》 328 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,200 ‪我們想分幾個階段行銷 ‪從這句話開始 329 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,080 ‪“輪子不再是輪子” 330 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,640 ‪然後進行其他的 ‪“引擎不再是引擎”行銷 331 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,200 ‪最後的行銷預告片是 332 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,160 ‪“車不再是車” 333 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,920 ‪做得好,你們兩個!太棒了! 334 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,640 ‪我就知道你們合作很搭 335 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,320 ‪這是卡門的點子 336 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,560 ‪是她想到的 337 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,320 ‪對,但這都由伯哈的點子開始… 338 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,000 ‪其實更有趣,我們不如也說說看 339 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,880 ‪“適合恨車人士的車” 340 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,080 ‪標語裡有“恨”客戶不會買帳的 341 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,080 ‪不,絕對不行,太衝了 342 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,560 ‪我們就照妳點子走,卡門 ‪伯哈,你語調得和緩點 343 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,200 ‪我們不需要這麼多睪固酮 ‪這不是二手車行 344 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,800 ‪再看一次 345 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,640 ‪很酷! 346 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,200 ‪我認為應該可行 347 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,000 ‪對不起 348 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,560 ‪不會太衝,好很多的… 349 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,560 ‪我不是說過了,妳幹嘛提出來? 350 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,840 ‪因為… 351 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,280 ‪本來很順利,他們很愛的,沒有必要 352 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,960 ‪我只想讓他們知道你也有好點子 353 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,760 ‪他們知道!所以他們才付我薪水 354 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,400 ‪妳有好點子不代表我就比較糟 ‪正好相反! 355 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,680 ‪我懂你幹嘛恐慌,伯哈 356 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,440 ‪我沒有恐慌 357 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,560 ‪我是說… 358 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,760 ‪那天在我公寓的事 359 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,720 ‪但沒關係的!真的! 360 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,280 ‪妳以為我舉不起來 ‪是因為妳有好點子? 361 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,920 ‪-我只是累了! ‪-不用替自己找藉口! 362 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,040 ‪-別這樣! ‪-什麼? 363 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,320 ‪-想讓我覺得好過一點 ‪-我沒有! 364 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,120 ‪我真的認為你很棒! 365 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,440 ‪只有我勃起才算棒 366 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,880 ‪沒有 367 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,840 ‪算了 368 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,480 ‪來吧,藝術部門在等了 369 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,600 ‪好 370 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,240 ‪那我就… 371 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,000 ‪(#蕾絲我愛女人,#我愛女人) 372 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,080 ‪在話題標籤裡用“我” 373 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,520 ‪真的很有效! 374 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,720 ‪我們的話題標籤被用了1834次 375 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,360 ‪多數是霸凌和恐同的張貼 376 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,080 ‪很好,但別忘了我們的目標 377 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,640 ‪重新教育青少年,這要花時間的 378 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,240 ‪羅西歐,別這麼酸! ‪我們總得從哪裡開始 379 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,520 ‪重點在我們的訊息被很多青少年看到 380 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,920 ‪這就是我們目標之一 381 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000 ‪派翠夏,妳可以讀 ‪被霸凌的女孩訊息嗎? 382 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,200 ‪“唯一能發出聲喊 383 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,000 ‪又不用害怕或傷害人 384 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,720 ‪就是我心裡是‘蕾絲我愛女人’ ‪一千個‘我’!” 385 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,680 ‪太棒了! 386 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,760 ‪我很高興有用了! 387 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,000 ‪我認為妳們該繼續 ‪用我們社交媒體的帳號 388 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,480 ‪但我認為我們該做點比較萬用的帳號 389 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,760 ‪大家會有同感的帳號 390 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,760 ‪對,我有個點子 391 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,440 ‪強調我們做的每個決定都該很自由 392 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,360 ‪#用陰道聰明思考 393 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,160 ‪或“‘屌’道”! 394 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,840 ‪這樣好包括變性社群 395 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,360 ‪-好啊! ‪-是嗎? 396 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,120 ‪這樣妳們滿意嗎? 397 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,840 ‪-滿意 ‪-我們兩個都用 398 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,880 ‪好,就這樣 399 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,320 ‪下次見 400 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,960 ‪太棒了 401 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,840 ‪對! 402 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,600 ‪…她人超好的,我很喜歡她 403 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,040 ‪恭喜,寶貝!妳做得真棒! 404 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,640 ‪妳才剛到,我有看到 405 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,800 ‪但我看到最精華的 ‪“用陰道聰明思考” 406 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,400 ‪我能把這印上T恤嗎? 407 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,960 ‪那麼… 408 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,240 ‪這是妳的池塘嗎? 409 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,320 ‪不是全部都是池塘 ‪這裡也有異性戀女孩 410 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,400 ‪要我介紹妳給她們認識嗎? 411 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,000 ‪不用了,很晚了 412 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,040 ‪想喝一杯嗎? 413 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,120 ‪-妳要跟女孩們見面嗎? ‪-不是 414 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,640 ‪我是說妳和我 415 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,640 ‪-只有我們? ‪-對!有什麼問題? 416 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,960 ‪不找小瓦? 417 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,360 ‪怎麼了? 418 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,680 ‪-她不跟我說話,好嗎? ‪-妳做了什麼? 419 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,600 ‪妳怎麼會認為是我的錯? 420 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,520 ‪-妳也認為我很無禮? ‪-妳很愛批評啊! 421 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,960 ‪妳最近算第二名了 422 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,440 ‪妳對她說了什麼? 423 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,400 ‪只說我跟維克多很久以前勾搭過一次 424 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,280 ‪-什麼? ‪-只有口交! 425 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,600 ‪我不行,我得幫我父母弄工作 426 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,520 ‪怎樣? 427 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,680 ‪沒事… 428 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,120 ‪妳說想坦率,但妳都不對抗他們 429 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,320 ‪給我時間! 430 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,720 ‪妳什麼都要趕著做 431 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,240 ‪那麼…快速喝一杯? 432 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320 ‪我不行,妳去跟小瓦講開 433 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,080 ‪(瓦萊麗亞) 434 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,280 ‪(抱歉,我家裡有兩個Airbnb客人) 435 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,600 ‪-哈囉 ‪-嘿! 436 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,680 ‪-妳要出門嗎? ‪-對,想跟我們去嗎? 437 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,440 ‪不用,謝了,我很累了 438 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,360 ‪-嗨 ‪-嗨 439 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,360 ‪妳要嗎? 440 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,480 ‪很好吃的 441 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,800 ‪不用了,不行,但是謝謝妳們 442 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,640 ‪妳們要去帕羅瑪聖母節嗎? 443 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,280 ‪-對,很酷 ‪-是沒錯 444 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,600 ‪-妳何不加入我們? ‪-我嗎? 445 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:22,920 ‪來嘛! 446 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,120 ‪我們會很開心的 447 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,240 ‪對…好啊 448 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,840 ‪小瓦,能進來嗎? 449 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,120 ‪好 450 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,360 ‪妳看起來真美 451 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,560 ‪謝了 452 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,200 ‪博物館員工都會去嗎? 453 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,360 ‪不…只有保全 454 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,520 ‪他們好像每年都辦 455 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,440 ‪-會拖到很晚嗎? ‪-不會 456 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,920 ‪我不知道 457 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,200 ‪你要跟誰出去? 458 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,920 ‪我要跟…胡立歐和荷黑 459 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,520 ‪聽起來真好玩! 460 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,280 ‪替我跟他們打招呼 461 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,800 ‪我比較喜歡妳結髮髻 462 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,480 ‪阿德里安,你在這裡幹嘛? 463 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,320 ‪別碰瓦萊麗亞 464 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:44,960 ‪什麼? 465 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,800 ‪這對你可能是遊戲 ‪但會破壞我人生…你知道嗎? 466 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,280 ‪你要她什麼? 467 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,000 ‪我才不回答,我們又沒怎樣 468 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,520 ‪好…記得別介入我們 469 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,120 ‪聽著…關係問題通常不是第三者害的 470 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,760 ‪剛好反過來 471 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,800 ‪是沒錯 472 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,200 ‪這跟你沒關係 473 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,200 ‪只是你剛好在我們倦怠期出現 474 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,080 ‪也有可能是別人 475 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,200 ‪說“西班牙雜燴鍋” 476 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,440 ‪西班牙雜燴鍋 477 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,880 ‪我不喝啤酒 478 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,280 ‪抱歉,你們有沒有…水果酒之類的 479 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,600 ‪我想跟你上床 480 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,840 ‪怎樣? 481 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,720 ‪你不想要了?還是… 482 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,400 ‪不!妳明知道我想要的 483 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,320 ‪很好,那麼… 484 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,680 ‪就來吧! 485 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,240 ‪你想要… 486 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,160 ‪我也想要… 487 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,720 ‪沒別的好說了 488 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,840 ‪要不要先喝一杯? 489 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,400 ‪好啊 490 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,000 ‪馬德里 491 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,320 ‪我們的葡萄酒! 492 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,040 ‪玉米餅! 493 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,160 ‪烈酒!乾杯! 494 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,640 ‪不准派對,太晚了 495 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,720 ‪-拜託 ‪-最後一杯! 496 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,280 ‪不准“最後一杯”,給我滾上床 497 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,240 ‪-請上床睡覺 ‪-拜託! 498 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,120 ‪(卡門:希望妳和小瓦講開了) 499 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,880 ‪(尼蕾亞:妳有跟小瓦談嗎?) 500 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600 ‪(我今晚不想單獨睡覺) 501 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,280 ‪(維克拉姆:我這就來) 502 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,920 ‪-我沒這樣說! ‪-明明就有! 503 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,960 ‪再一杯? 504 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,960 ‪-好啊 ‪-好,不好意思? 505 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,400 ‪再兩杯琴湯尼…謝了 506 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,400 ‪這裡再一杯! 507 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,440 ‪他喜歡妳 508 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,000 ‪誰? 509 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,640 ‪那邊那個高個子 510 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,440 ‪-不會吧 ‪-真的 511 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,360 ‪這是你的錯 512 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,480 ‪-我的錯?為什麼? ‪-你的訊息 513 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,040 ‪一定害我散發額外的費洛蒙之類的 514 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,120 ‪因為最近男人比較常看我 515 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,600 ‪我不意外 516 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,000 ‪妳看起來很美,我喜歡妳放下頭髮 517 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,640 ‪-真的嗎? ‪-應該跟這有關係 518 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,080 ‪我不知道! 519 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,280 ‪小說寫得怎樣? 520 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,880 ‪很好…我正寫到有趣的部分 521 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,480 ‪我可以想像得到是哪個部分 522 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,400 ‪妳角色現在心裡在想什麼? 523 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,880 ‪她知道要是跟他上床就回不去了 524 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,080 ‪但她心底知道自己想要什麼 525 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,920 ‪我突然後悔點這杯酒了! 526 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,520 ‪-我們要不要倒進塑膠杯帶走? ‪-等等!我們在這裡喝掉 527 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,480 ‪好吧 528 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080 ‪-我要去廁所 ‪-好 529 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,760 ‪-我給妳一個線索 ‪-好啊 530 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,680 ‪我每次上路就會刺青 531 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,600 ‪真的嗎? 532 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,680 ‪真誇張! 533 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,000 ‪我這麼常上路? 534 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,400 ‪不,你有這麼多刺青 535 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,720 ‪你認為他有幾個刺青? 536 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,640 ‪猜對了,下一杯就我請! 537 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,760 ‪好耶!來吧,猜個數字 538 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,120 ‪-18個 ‪-差不多 539 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,560 ‪-換妳了 ‪-我看看… 540 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,360 ‪-我們該走了嗎? ‪-等一下,我猜得到的 541 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,200 ‪八個… 542 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,680 ‪看吧? 543 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,320 ‪妳總是這樣 544 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,240 ‪什麼? 545 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,480 ‪找藉口拖延 546 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,360 ‪他在你上廁所時過來的 ‪怎麼了?他人很好 547 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,320 ‪我沒說他不好,妳想做什麼都行 548 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,600 ‪那又怎樣了? 549 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,480 ‪維克多… 550 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,320 ‪我來這裡可是很難的 551 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,240 ‪也許就是這樣吧 552 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,400 ‪什麼? 553 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,640 ‪妳想太多了,本來很難的,現在… 554 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,760 ‪什麼?說啊 555 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,600 ‪這種事該很隨性的 556 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,240 ‪該是很好玩的 557 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,080 ‪但這樣並不好玩 558 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,280 ‪阿德里安今天來找我 559 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,480 ‪什麼? 560 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,920 ‪他跟你說什麼? 561 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,440 ‪他叫我別碰妳 562 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,960 ‪說我剛好在你們倦怠期出現 563 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,640 ‪所以可能是我,或其他男人 564 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,520 ‪我並沒有忌妒之類的 565 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960 ‪而是別的事 566 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,040 ‪是… 567 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,640 ‪我受夠等待不會發生的事了 568 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,560 ‪也許不希望發生的是你 569 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,280 ‪-什麼? ‪-也許你想吵 570 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,760 ‪是因為你希望今晚什麼都不發生 571 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,840 ‪妳認真的嗎? 572 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,280 ‪你說害怕的是我 573 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,120 ‪但你跟我一樣害怕 574 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,280 ‪真誇張 575 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,600 ‪那就算了吧 576 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,160 ‪-好啊 ‪-好 577 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,160 ‪-我們該叫計程車嗎? ‪-我不用了 578 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,360 ‪我要喝完這杯 579 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,520 ‪太好了! 580 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,280 ‪太好了 581 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,840 ‪太棒了 582 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:30,560 ‪再見! 583 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,400 ‪再見 584 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,640 ‪怎樣? 585 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,840 ‪幾個刺青? 586 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,480 ‪-33? ‪-對! 587 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,800 ‪來 588 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,640 ‪字幕翻譯:陳婷君