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‪等等

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‪-那裡
‪-轉圓圈，寶貝

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‪好，轉圓圈

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‪-那裡
‪-再來！

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‪現在能享受就享受
‪等寶寶出生就不一樣了

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‪等等

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‪媽的！她踢了我

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‪-不，別拔出來！
‪-不，拜託！

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‪-別拔出來！
‪-好，我不拔

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‪-那裡
‪-好

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‪這就對了，好

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‪而且

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‪不管這有多大

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‪你的陰莖都穿不了我的陰道

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‪好

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‪-好
‪-妳確定…

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‪-好耶！你可以儘量幹我！
‪-好！

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‪-別停！
‪-好！

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‪-好！
‪-好！

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‪好！

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‪媽的，親愛的！

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‪親愛的，我要高潮了！

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‪不！想想你母親之類的！

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‪別停！

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‪好嗎？好！

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‪（瓦倫西亞-陸-海）

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{\an8}‪哎呀呀…

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‪真是驚喜！

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{\an8}‪生日快樂，媽媽！

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‪（蕾貝佳費里茲厄那瑞斯醫生）

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‪佛南多！

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{\an8}‪-小蕾在嗎？
‪-對，她昨天來的

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‪她跟海米去了海灘

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‪我跟她說太陽對寶寶不好，可是…

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{\an8}‪-媽，她是婦產科醫生耶！
‪-對…

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{\an8}‪-瓦萊麗亞！
‪-嗨，爸爸

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‪阿德里安在哪裡？

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‪喔，我來猜…

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‪你們分居了？

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‪沒有

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‪那工作怎樣？

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‪很好！一切都很好

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{\an8}‪我們四個月沒見到妳了

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{\an8}‪你們也知道火車票很貴

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{\an8}‪-妳姊姊每15天就開車來
‪-她都在群組聊天室跟我們聊

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‪什麼群組聊天室？

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{\an8}‪呃，是海米不久前開的聊天室

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‪甜心，妳就把這裡當自己家

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{\an8}‪劇名：蘑菇先生

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{\an8}‪（《傲慢與偏見》）

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‪（蘑菇先生）

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‪阿德里

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‪小瓦，妳大可叫醒我的

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‪你睡那麼熟，我不想吵醒你

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‪妳知道我想跟妳去瓦倫西亞的

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‪你又不喜歡宿醉旅行

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‪我要是知道計畫
‪就會在最後一杯琴湯尼後走人

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‪又沒有計畫

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‪所以妳醒來就跑去400公里外？

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‪我睡不著

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‪我一閉上眼睛就看到蘿拉快死了

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‪媽的，當然了…妳很震驚

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‪妳有跟蘿拉談過嗎？

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‪有

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‪她有傳簡訊給我們
‪她顯然有麩質不耐症

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‪她說她不喝啤酒，要改喝伏特加

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‪對了，艾莉西亞打電話給我

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‪三千追蹤者說
‪我該開自己的YouTube頻道

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‪教整理家裡的訣竅！
‪妳能想像我成名嗎？

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‪不能

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‪抱歉

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‪對不起

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‪你也知道我一到家人身邊就怪怪的

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‪那妳幹嘛去？

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‪…生日快樂！

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‪-太棒了，岳母！
‪-拍到了

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‪-拍得好嗎？
‪-很好

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‪再拍一張！

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-好！

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-好！

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‪-拍吧
‪-好…

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‪再一張，好

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‪好了！

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‪-拍起來怎樣？
‪-很好

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‪-有人要喝氣泡酒嗎？
‪-好！

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‪這是聖阿德拉來的氣泡酒

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‪（妳的禮物）

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‪你上次發生那事後還回去？

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‪她看到我們走進來時那張臉！

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‪當然了！

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‪怎麼了？

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‪-妳也知道妳姊姊！
‪-和妳媽媽！

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‪我才沒有！沒有！

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‪（維克多）

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<i>‪-</i>‪工作電話
‪-那就接啊

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‪不行

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‪我這週末得休息

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‪此外…我想給媽媽她的禮物

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‪-妳的手機？
‪-不是，妳看！

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‪按下去

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‪去薩勒做水療的折價券！

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‪他們有超過十種水力按摩浴缸！

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‪但是親愛的，我健康狀況…

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‪我可能不…

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‪熱水對她血壓不好

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‪他們也有按摩！

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‪既然提到禮物了，這是我們的禮物！

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‪是什麼呢？

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‪我應該會很愛的！

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‪這禮物讓妳能馬上跟孫女親近！

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‪-什麼？
‪-好耶！

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‪-要幫妳弄好嗎？
‪-好！

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‪她聽得到妳
‪就像妳在肚皮裡跟她在一起！

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‪-瓦萊麗亞，手機借我
‪-為什麼？

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‪我的手機沒有耳機孔

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‪妳就插進去…謝了，這插進這裡

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‪-這個是耳機
‪-爸爸

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‪-媽媽，對她說話
‪-這裡？

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‪不是，這裡！

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‪-對這說話
‪-喇叭呢？

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‪這要塞進我陰道

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‪-這個嗎？
‪-就是這個

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‪-拿去
‪-放進那裡，妳對這個說話

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‪-我們來試試看吧？
‪-哪裡？

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‪-嗨，爹地！
‪-嗨，美女！

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‪-嗨，美女！
‪-嗨，爹地！

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‪媽咪

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‪我昨晚夢到

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‪妳帶給我一個小娃娃

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‪喂！來見妳外甥女啊

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‪我才不要跟妳陰道說話！

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‪我不敢相信妳替媽媽生日
‪買了假陰莖！

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‪妳有什麼問題？這是最新的親子科技

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‪妳何不讀妳要出版的書給她聽？

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‪-好耶，甜心！
‪-妳何時開始當作家了？

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‪是叫蘑菇先生的超級英雄

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‪蘑菇先生？

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‪我本來會告訴妳的，但妳又不來

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‪-瑪爾，爹地在這裡！
‪-嗨，爹地！

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‪你喜歡海灘，對吧，蘑菇先生？

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‪“對！我很愛去海灘！”

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‪“妳會跟我一樣飛！”

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‪妳真可悲

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‪跟食物玩真無聊，但是…跟蘑菇玩？

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‪他叫蘑菇先生，他是超級英雄

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‪他會飛，還能吐錢幣

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‪真的嗎？看他能不能
‪阻止我肚子餓吃掉他

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‪媽媽！

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‪蕾貝佳咬了蘑菇先生！

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‪食物就是要拿來吃的，親愛的！

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‪用來吃的！

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‪蘑菇先生不是食物！他是超級英雄！

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‪他比哈利波特有更多能力！

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‪拜託，女孩們，對相機揮手！

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‪-我不想要
‪-那就妳就好，小蕾！

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‪-要我跳舞嗎，爹地？
‪-好啊！

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‪妳他媽是怎麼回事？

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‪-這只是塗鴉！
‪-對，妳偷了我的靈感！

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‪妳幹嘛不只當婦產科醫生就好！

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‪妳有時候真幼稚

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‪妳才幼稚！總是愛搶鋒頭

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‪我做對事又不是我的錯

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‪-喔，對，我就做錯事
‪-不！

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‪妳腦裡有這麼多點子
‪卻沒半個能執行到底的！

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‪妳連這都沒完成，妳看！

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‪不能完成就別追逐

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‪老實說，我也不喜歡他

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{\an8}‪（大衛比茲伯）

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‪總之，蘿拉
‪妳該知道我正以妳之名喝啤酒

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‪妳好嗎，寶貝？妳嚇壞我們了

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‪那麼…我猜妳都不記得了，對吧？

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‪不，妳怎麼可能記得？

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‪我發誓我以為妳要死掉了

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‪聽著，小尼…

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‪對不起…妳以為我們不在乎妳

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‪妳知道這不是真的

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‪我們只是最近很忙

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‪我們有時候沒時間想著彼此

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‪嘿！妳呢，卡門？

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‪妳跟傑斯的浪漫週末怎麼了？

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‪玩得開心，回來後再全部招來

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‪妳在尿尿嗎？

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‪我在上大號

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‪他們說我要解掉所有麩質才會停

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‪-想看嗎？
‪-不，別給我看！

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‪蘿拉！

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‪嘿，我對妳的訊息很驚訝

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‪為什麼？

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‪因為妳很會假裝

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‪妳寧願去瓦倫西亞
‪找家人和討厭的姊姊

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‪也不想面對馬德里的事

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‪妳看到我們了？

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‪當然了

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‪好甜美喔

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‪害我興奮到昏倒了

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‪妳好嗎？

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‪我一直想著跟維克多共度一晚會怎樣

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‪好

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‪我們來想像

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‪妳何不休息幾天
‪回來再跟阿德里談？

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‪我沒辦法直視他眼睛

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‪總之，接吻不算偷情，對吧？

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‪這個嘛…

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‪有點算，對吧？

206
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,480
‪可惡

207
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,800
‪我跟加泰隆尼亞雙胞胎
‪勾搭上的海灘酒吧還在嗎？

208
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,040
‪大概吧，幹嘛問？

209
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,280
‪-明天1點在那裡見我
‪-蘿拉，等…

210
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,960
‪（維克多：好嗎？跟我談）

211
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,720
‪（抱歉，我不太好
‪我改天再傳訊給你）

212
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,120
‪（我打給妳？）

213
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,120
‪（能給我一年嗎？）

214
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,760
‪（我得思考發生的事）

215
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,600
‪（好，現在開始倒數，再見）

216
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,320
‪（妳可能不記得我了
‪我是妳一年前認識的機車男）

217
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,120
‪（我剛踏出我的時光機）

218
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,120
{\an8}‪（抱歉，你傳錯人了）

219
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,640
‪（妳可能記得我
‪因為我長得像譚嘉納）

220
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,440
{\an8}‪（喔對，你是…維克多？）

221
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,880
‪（我這輩子最糟的吻）

222
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,440
‪（我也是）

223
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,200
‪（恭喜妳的暢銷書
‪喔，等等，妳根本沒寫）

224
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,720
‪（混蛋）

225
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,840
‪（可惡！電池快沒了，我不在家！）

226
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,120
‪（大衛）

227
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,520
‪拿給我，海米

228
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,360
‪兩個字，“跟茶碟搭配”

229
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,200
‪-杯子！
‪-喔，杯子，當然了

230
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,480
‪艾塔納女兒也一樣
‪結果她進了精神病院

231
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,560
‪再往我大腿多一點

232
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,840
‪媽，別這麼誇張

233
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,080
‪不，甜心，她才誇張

234
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,200
‪因為蘑菇就小題大作

235
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,480
‪對她有耐性點

236
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,360
‪呃…

237
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,840
‪她對我們才沒耐性

238
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:10,040
‪她總想越級打怪，只會一輩子氣餒

239
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,320
‪她可能會離婚

240
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,720
‪什麼？幹嘛這樣說？

241
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,640
‪我懂她的

242
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,840
‪那孩子什麼都厭倦

243
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,360
‪我們就看她找得到誰能忍受她吧

244
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,800
‪我要去海灘！

245
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,280
‪媽咪

246
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,320
‪-她有聽到我們嗎？
‪-媽咪

247
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,320
‪（啊，另一杯莫吉托調酒）

248
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,480
‪早安

249
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,680
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

250
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,080
‪我要是說這是巧合，妳會相信我嗎？

251
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,120
‪不會

252
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,360
‪很好，因為這不是巧合
‪蘿拉本來要來，但她很不舒服

253
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,640
‪我打過電話想告訴妳的

254
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,880
‪13很不吉祥

255
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,360
‪打電話給冒名者

256
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,960
‪我們能談談發生了什麼事嗎？

257
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,480
‪她絕對有乳糜瀉

258
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,360
‪她整晚都喝啤酒

259
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,400
‪妳驚慌是因為妳吻了機車男

260
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,120
‪但這個機車男知道要不是乳糜瀉

261
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,000
‪事情就會失控的

262
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,680
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

263
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,080
‪我喜歡妳

264
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,600
‪妳也喜歡我

265
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,880
‪那個吻超甜美的

266
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,240
‪我得想想

267
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,480
‪我告訴你，我會告她的

268
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,720
‪她是我姊姊又怎樣？那算剽竊！

269
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,840
‪有人要寫蘑菇先生的話，就該是我

270
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,240
‪-這就是妳要的嗎？
‪-對

271
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920
‪浪費創意寫黴菌的故事？

272
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,480
‪對，我知道這聽起來很蠢

273
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,760
‪但這朵黴菌對我很重要

274
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,120
‪我家人不在乎什麼對我重要

275
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,400
‪他們老是這樣

276
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,520
‪這可能只是妳的觀點
‪或許妳沒幫過他們弄懂妳

277
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,680
‪他叫大齒…

278
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,600
‪他是隻鱷魚

279
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,520
‪這個玩偶是我兒時最好的朋友

280
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,720
‪這玩偶是我祖父從倫敦買回來給我的

281
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,240
‪大齒跟我們到處搬家
‪我們住過的地方可多了

282
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,760
‪我到現在還相信…

283
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,960
‪我某個晚上看過大齒動了

284
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,400
‪哇，看來有想像力的不只有我

285
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,920
‪這是待在我房裡
‪玩好幾個鐘頭的好藉口

286
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,080
‪這樣我就聽不到父母吵架

287
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,200
‪看吧？我也覺得有點被忽略

288
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,440
‪但我後來發現責怪他們只會絆住自己

289
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,400
‪你到底要我什麼？

290
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,440
‪妳呢？

291
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,800
‪我認為你進入我人生是有任務的

292
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,640
‪真的嗎？什麼任務？

293
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,240
‪成為我永遠不會寫的小說…

294
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,800
‪那位主角

295
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,040
‪妳的情色小說

296
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,400
‪那我們就有大麻煩了
‪我不是妳小說的角色

297
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,920
‪我人就在這裡

298
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,080
‪我哪裡都不會去

299
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,920
‪媽媽？

300
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,080
‪爸爸？

301
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,000
‪小蕾？

302
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,080
‪不行！

303
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,480
‪在這裡！你上完廁所就走人

304
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,520
‪-好
‪-好嗎？

305
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,520
‪維克多！

306
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600
‪你要去哪裡？

307
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,480
‪維克多！

308
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,960
‪不！你在哪裡？

309
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,080
‪-你在幹嘛？
‪-妳綁雙馬尾

310
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,600
‪對，快，我們走吧

311
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,800
‪-我很愛熔岩燈
‪-我幫你買一盞，走吧

312
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,120
‪迷比茲伯或巴斯塔曼特？

313
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,880
‪真蠢，我當然比較迷切諾雅

314
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,360
‪怎麼唱？

315
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,520
‪我有理由瞭解妳，我有理由

316
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,720
‪不，我忘了怎麼唱

317
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,920
‪來啦，別鬧了，我們走

318
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,280
‪妳帶過幾個男人來這裡？

319
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,680
‪很正常的數量

320
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,720
‪“正常”是很主觀的

321
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,240
‪我的“正常”是什麼？

322
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,320
‪很少

323
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,320
‪你這樣認為？

324
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,520
‪最後一個來這裡的男人是誰？

325
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,880
‪阿德里安

326
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,040
‪看吧？

327
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,520
‪妳的性生活很無趣

328
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,880
‪在他之前呢？

329
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,400
‪米蓋爾

330
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,760
‪我跟阿德里安交往前那個男的

331
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,760
‪他長得很帥

332
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,400
‪以17歲來說算帥

333
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,200
‪-妳後悔嗎？
‪-後悔什麼？

334
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,120
‪這麼早就結婚

335
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,920
‪好

336
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,760
‪妳第一個男朋友是誰？
‪第一個幸運的傢伙

337
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,640
‪我班上的男生

338
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,680
‪他想當我男朋友

339
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,000
‪他說要吻我

340
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,280
‪邀我去公園約會

341
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,800
‪我要是當你女朋友
‪我還能跟我朋友玩嗎？

342
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,600
‪可以啊
‪我們每天去我學校的公園見面

343
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,680
‪好

344
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,520
‪我從沒去公園赴約

345
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,960
‪可憐的孩子，妳害他心碎了

346
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,680
‪拜託，我們只是小孩

347
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,840
‪那又怎樣？

348
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,640
‪年紀不重要

349
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,680
‪三歲也可能瘋狂愛上人的

350
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,520
‪也對

351
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,960
‪有些事更重要

352
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:39,960
‪什麼事？

353
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,320
‪比如說魔法

354
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,520
‪羈絆

355
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,080
‪但還有個更關鍵的

356
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,080
‪妳知道是什麼嗎？

357
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,440
‪什麼？

358
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,720
‪熔岩燈

359
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,200
‪糟了

360
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,440
‪媽媽？

361
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,400
‪是阿德里

362
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,160
‪別說話

363
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,040
‪來了！

364
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,680
‪從花園走，他進來時離開，好嗎？

365
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,720
‪對不起

366
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,720
‪-你在這裡做什麼？
‪-妳在這裡做什麼？

367
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,440
‪我說過了，我要是錯過她生日
‪媽媽會殺了我的

368
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,080
‪小瓦，從我認識妳
‪妳就沒聽過妳母親的話

369
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:41,520
‪我知道，但她年紀也大了
‪你是開車來的嗎？

370
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,480
‪對，我租了車

371
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,960
‪我想聽點好音樂…洗腦袋

372
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,040
‪-陷阱音樂害我腦袋很痛
‪-真好

373
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,560
‪-妳父母呢？
‪-我不知道

374
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,880
‪妳喝酒了嗎？

375
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,000
‪我喝了莫吉托調酒

376
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,160
‪一杯？

377
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720
‪應該不只一杯吧？

378
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,600
‪小瓦，妳還好嗎？

379
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,440
‪對，你也知道我…

380
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,000
‪-對，妳回家就會這樣
‪-對

381
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,080
‪妳很怪，我懂妳的

382
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,800
‪回家就像天殺的回想

383
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,840
‪對

384
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,560
‪我每次來這裡
‪就想到自己這輩子犯的錯

385
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,720
‪什麼錯？

386
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,880
‪謝謝你過來

387
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,640
‪媽的

388
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,160
‪別擔心

389
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,560
‪阿德里，沒關係的

390
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,040
‪老實說，不…

391
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,320
‪阿德里，我沒事

392
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,080
‪我沒事

393
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,400
{\an8}‪（大衛比茲伯）

394
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,800
‪…然後小心把這塞進陰道

395
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,480
‪-然後對這說話
‪-好

396
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,320
‪-真棒的禮物！
‪-對

397
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,400
‪可以嗎，親愛的？

398
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,320
‪那你們倆也該買這儀器

399
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,080
‪-還是要繼續等？
‪-別鬧了，媽媽

400
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,160
‪什麼…你們沒想過？

401
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,120
‪-有
‪-沒有

402
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,280
‪我們從沒談過

403
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,400
‪我沒說我們談過
‪我說我們想過…我想生

404
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,960
‪你何時又想生孩子了？

405
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,160
‪小瓦，我現在不想生
‪但我不排除未來會生

406
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,080
‪好

407
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,320
‪妳呢？

408
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,840
‪-媽媽，寶寶剛踢了
‪-什麼？

409
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,720
‪-媽媽！
‪-看哪，泰蕾莎

410
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,720
‪好耶！

411
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200
‪-親愛的，好耶！
‪-會痛嗎？

412
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,280
‪這裡也說一樣的東西

413
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,400
‪不，我會問我親子團體以防萬一

414
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,920
‪但親愛的，這是BBC
‪可惡，我不知道

415
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,680
‪但BBC對溫瓶機又懂什麼了？

416
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,640
‪拜託，這是BBC

417
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,760
‪這是科學證明過的

418
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,920
‪妳不是該知道這種東西嗎？

419
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,080
‪你想要這樣嗎？

420
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,560
‪他們是很討厭
‪但我們會比他們好很多的

421
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,920
‪我比亞洲海嘯害死過更多植物

422
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,560
‪我處理不了寶寶的

423
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,680
‪妳會改變心意的

424
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,360
‪我要是永遠都這樣的話呢？

425
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640
‪我認為妳會改變心意的

426
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,120
‪我不想成為那種夫妻

427
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,640
‪想生小孩來解決他們的問題

428
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,880
‪所以我們還是在倦怠期

429
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,800
‪小瓦，妳想要我什麼？

430
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,000
‪你呢？

431
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,960
‪我們倆都希望對方會改變

432
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,880
‪我在努力了，我儘量不這麼死板

433
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,080
‪更開放一點

434
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,640
‪我甚至想開拍
‪那個誇張的YouTube頻道

435
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,680
‪你要是想當YouTuber…

436
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,080
‪記得想想他們會對你做什麼梗圖

437
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,480
‪想像我們度過倦怠期，小瓦
‪我想當個父親

438
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,680
‪真的

439
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,240
‪妳願意為了我努力嗎？

440
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280
‪我很累了，我們去睡吧

441
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,760
‪妳28歲了
‪不能因為蘑菇就不跟姊姊說話

442
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,840
‪不只是這樣

443
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,920
‪我是有點自作聰明

444
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,040
‪我承認

445
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,640
‪但只有一點

446
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,240
‪但我從沒阻止妳追逐夢想

447
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,440
‪小瓦，妳一直都有很棒的點子

448
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,560
‪但妳只把點子放在腦裡

449
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,200
‪選擇一個夢想去執行吧

450
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,400
‪我基本上就這樣做了
‪他們卻拒絕了我的小說

451
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,720
‪我也很害怕

452
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,720
‪我很怕當母親

453
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,240
‪但妳一切都在控制之下

454
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,000
‪這就是問題，我是天殺的控制狂

455
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,360
‪我女兒會恨我的機率超高的

456
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,960
‪這倒是真的，我沒想過耶

457
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,320
‪可憐的女孩！

458
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,200
‪我知道女兒會偏愛海米

459
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,760
‪這個過度放任的父親

460
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,080
‪這會是妳第一次當第二名

461
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,760
‪但不代表我不會繼續努力

462
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,640
‪妳不怕寶寶會破壞婚姻嗎？

463
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,040
‪但我認為會很值得的

464
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,120
‪妳和阿德里有問題嗎？

465
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,760
‪可以說我們有點倦怠

466
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,000
‪我不像妳事事都控制得宜

467
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,640
‪他認識了別人嗎？

468
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,480
‪不然呢？

469
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,040
‪沒事

470
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,760
{\an8}‪這是“緩慢”計畫的
‪牧羊人荷塞米蓋爾佳里多

471
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,560
‪你有哪種動物？

472
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,920
‪我們這裡有賽爾提貝利安白山羊

473
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,080
‪然後有白塞拉諾和黑塞拉諾…

474
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,920
‪嗨，瑪爾

475
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,680
‪妳聽得到我嗎？

476
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,840
‪我是妳阿姨

477
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,280
‪抱歉我之前沒自我介紹

478
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,160
‪我希望在妳出生前

479
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,400
‪成為更好的自己

480
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,080
‪但可能沒辦法及時成真

481
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,160
‪聽著

482
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,560
‪我…

483
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,360
‪我很愛阿德里

484
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,680
‪他也很愛我

485
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,600
‪但我們變了很多

486
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,120
‪或我們都這樣沒變過

487
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,200
‪婚禮上不能拿到手冊

488
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,640
‪學習怎麼相處真可惜

489
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,360
‪嗯，不…

490
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,880
‪我大概也不會讀完

491
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,560
‪總之

492
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,160
‪我只希望妳比我更清楚自己的路

493
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,480
‪對了

494
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,560
‪我要妳第一個知道

495
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,360
‪我會寫一本小說

496
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,080
‪小瓦

497
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,000
‪妳要來嗎？

498
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,440
‪阿德里，我不會
‪因為你要我生孩子就生

499
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,880
‪我要再開始寫小說了

500
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,640
‪再見

501
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,840
‪感謝你來

502
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,280
‪開車小心，路上總有瘋子的

503
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,760
‪拜託，爸爸

504
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,920
‪別擔心

505
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,880
‪-我到家會打電話的，好嗎？
‪-好

506
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,000
‪小瓦，妳確定不跟我來馬德里嗎？

507
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,280
‪我寧願在這裡開始寫小說
‪但我幾天後就會坐火車回去

508
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,440
‪好，吻我

509
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,400
‪鑰匙

510
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,440
‪-再見！
‪-路上安全！

511
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,880
‪（蘑菇先生）

512
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,560
‪（海灘空曠著）

513
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,160
‪（他們決定要散步）

514
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,840
‪（我們只需要脫掉衣服
‪來完成我的幻想）

515
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,440
‪（我移動了我臀部，細膩觸碰自己）

516
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,880
‪（留下幻影足跡）

517
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,160
‪（離開，想著我）

518
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,400
‪字幕翻譯：陳婷君