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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪不好意思，這裡有人坐了

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‪那又怎樣？

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‪你沒有母親嗎？

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‪滾！

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‪-嗨
‪-哈囉！

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‪我好想見你

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‪-我也是
‪-走吧

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‪等等

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‪我想讓妳看個東西

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‪-我有份貸款…
‪-好

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‪能涵蓋…

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‪高達八成

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‪利率是…固定的

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‪好

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‪應該很適合妳

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‪很適合我

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‪我明天會幫妳口交到高潮

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‪（機車男）

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‪（濕潤-裸體-觸碰-手指-流汗）

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‪（激發-舌頭-存在-肢體-高潮）

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{\an8}‪可以預覽嗎？

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{\an8}‪我就用個詞概述吧

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‪情色小說

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‪不是驚悚小說嗎？

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{\an8}‪對，但我發現性愛通常很暢銷

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{\an8}‪我真愛！

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‪所以像《格雷的50道陰影》嗎？
‪我媽媽超愛那本書的！

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{\an8}‪不太像，這起碼算文學

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{\an8}‪好

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‪希望妳比那藍髮女子幸運點

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{\an8}‪她也是作家，但沒出版過

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{\an8}‪真的嗎？

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‪好可憐！

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‪嘿！

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‪我有個好點子！

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‪-妳何不在這裡開出書會？
‪-這個嘛…

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‪來嘛！我們能在這裡擺桌和麥克風

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{\an8}‪那邊那幾張椅子

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{\an8}‪劇名：徵兆

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{\an8}‪-觀眾能坐在…
‪-好，等等，克莉絲

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‪出書會要在法雅客開

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‪-好吧
‪-對

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‪當然了，妳說得對，我真傻

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‪-但辦簽書會會很棒喔！
‪-是嗎？

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‪-對
‪-我真愛這點子

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‪-我去問我老闆，好嗎？
‪-好

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‪（他們看著彼此的眼睛
‪他們裸露的身體…）

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‪（說你想說的，別為他人而說）

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‪（維克多：嗨，冒名者）

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‪（妳有聽我建議寫情色小說嗎？）

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‪（妳可以當主角的）

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‪（你要讀過才知道…）

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‪（我改寫羅馬歷史小說了）

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‪喂…

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‪我知道今天是工作日

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‪妳們都有時段很爛的真工作

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‪但我需要妳們先讀過第一章

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‪才能把草稿寄給出版社

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‪只有15頁，沒什麼誇張的情節

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‪我認為很不錯

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‪我好幾年寫作沒感覺這麼順了

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‪靈感源源不絕！

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‪大概因為小說轉向情色風

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‪但不是《格雷的50道陰影》那種狗屁

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‪我的故事講的是
‪像我們這種真女人的真性愛

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‪我們都知道…

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‪…他們跟自己物種的成員接觸

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‪因此減少了生物多樣性

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‪我們來分析…

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‪我們來看巴西

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‪看妳認不認得出自己有在小說亮相
‪別訝異，好嗎？

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‪尤其是妳，蘿拉

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‪因為妳們可以想像
‪妳們是靈感的大泉源

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‪好，我們晚點再見面
‪好讓妳們有時間讀！

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‪我們不當行為的另一個後果

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‪是改造很多物種的食物鏈

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‪非常感謝

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‪我愛妳最近改向的色情寫作

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‪我就來讀讀

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‪來吧，別害羞！

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‪我不吃鮪魚

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‪但鮪魚是妳的最愛

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‪對…但我過意不去

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‪你們知道藍鰭鮪快絕種…

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‪我們在摧毀藍鰭鮪的食物鏈嗎？

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‪可惡，姊姊，這樣真糟糕

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‪那…我們在鮪魚絕種前
‪最好好好享用吧

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‪你真是笨蛋！去洗手

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‪你…

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‪白目！

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‪別叫丹尼白目，他是我的小蝨子

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‪-爸爸！
‪-蝨子！

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‪請給我力量

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‪他明天開始新治療，對吧？

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‪對

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‪怎麼了？

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‪他們打電話告訴我，他不能自己去

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‪為什麼？

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‪要學怎麼在家做運動復健

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‪但你的課程怎麼辦？

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‪他們會每天派巴士來接我們

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‪但我要到8月才有假，所以…

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‪-你不能去
‪-我不能去

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‪蘿拉…

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‪妳母親那天打電話來

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‪她會來馬德里一陣子

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‪我可能會叫她早點來，好幫幫我們

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‪-妳認為呢？
‪-真的假的？

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‪我又能怎麼辦？

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‪是在哈囉？可以問我啊！

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‪問妳？妳已經有
‪夠多工作和事情了，不行

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‪況且不管妳喜不喜歡，她是他母親

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‪-她也是妳母親
‪-又來了，她才不是！

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‪那女人一看到當母親很難，就走人

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‪她道歉很多次了

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‪你相信她？

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‪蘿拉，我沒辦法帶他

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‪那我來啊！

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‪我會找到時間的，我會的

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‪真是的

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‪別叫她“媽”，她是…

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‪“那女人”

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‪聽著…我不在乎她帶不帶我去診所

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‪但我在乎

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‪蘿拉…

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‪蘿拉，看著我

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‪只是…

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‪妳不用處理我的問題，但妳知道…

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‪我寧願是妳帶我去

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‪我知道，笨蛋！

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‪我要是能站著，我就會抱抱妳

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‪但我站不起來

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‪真不要臉！

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‪蘿拉，住手，別鬧了，蘿拉，住手啦

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‪-蘿拉，停！
‪-嘿！

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‪這就是了…

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‪你要是想偷我室友的香水
‪你就搞砸了

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‪這是我的香水

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‪你很喜歡賽達，對吧？

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‪蘿拉，說真的，別拿抹布打我！

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‪我不知道我幹嘛拿
‪我喜歡這味道嘛！

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‪-真的啦
‪-真會騙！

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‪-騙子？
‪-看著我說你不喜歡賽達

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‪寶貝，這本小說讓我感覺色色的！

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‪-是嗎？
‪-真的，我很喜歡

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‪我不就說了！

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‪怎樣？

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‪-很好…很有趣
‪-真的嗎？

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‪對啊…很有轉折

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‪能寄剩下的部份給我讀嗎？我想讀！

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‪-妳真的喜歡？
‪-對！

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‪喔，太棒了！

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‪這不比《權力遊戲》
‪妳已經讀半個鐘頭了

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‪完成

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‪很好

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‪可是？

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‪-沒有“可是”
‪-我很懂妳的，說吧

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‪我不知道
‪我以為我會…更能感同身受

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‪因為妳說…

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‪好，性愛不夠真實

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‪“真實”是什麼意思？

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‪妳每次做愛都有高潮嗎？

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‪-妳呢？
‪-這個嘛…

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‪妳不算，妳是女同性戀

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‪-卡門…
‪-我也裝過，好嗎？

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‪看吧？女同性戀也會裝高潮的！

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‪一切都太完美了，缺乏…真相

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‪好，但這是虛構故事

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‪對！我不想讀我自己的問題

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‪-沒錯！
‪-我自己有足夠的問題了！

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‪我完全不同意

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‪我會加更多自己的故事
‪我們都有題材

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‪想要點子嗎？我保證我今晚會幫妳想

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‪妳不是說很喜歡？

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‪我是很喜歡
‪但妳寄出去前也許想改幾個地方

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‪-好吧
‪-但妳寫得很棒，小瓦

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‪我讀完真的感覺色色的

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‪當然了！性愛界的珍奧斯汀！

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‪我看到了…陰部裡的《理性與感性》

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‪小瓦，這真的很棒

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‪-是嗎？
‪-是的

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‪女孩們，我們拿帳單吧
‪我得去接弟弟

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‪丹尼好嗎？

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‪看新療程怎麼樣…但裂脊柱還沒好

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‪等我交出小說，我會有更多時間

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‪看妳要不要我陪他去

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‪謝了，但我應該沒問題

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‪-妳確定嗎？
‪-對

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‪為家人犧牲，對吧？

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‪我整天為家人犧牲
‪我昨晚在辦公室待到午夜12點

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‪跟妳父母談啊！

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‪沒那麼簡單…妳們有手足和丈夫

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‪我什麼都沒有，我要是辭職或搬出去

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‪我就會獨自一人

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‪-我就會天天來這裡！
‪-天哪！

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‪抱歉，我只是…

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‪好像是啤酒害我這樣的

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‪拿走

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‪-是嗎？
‪-對！

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‪-侍者叫什麼名字？
‪-不知道

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‪老牛吃嫩草…

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‪我就像小瓦的主角

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‪多角關係…

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‪和多次高潮

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‪我希望我跟她的主角一樣

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‪妳還有再跟伯哈約會嗎？

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‪我錯過了什麼嗎？

209
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,200
‪卡門又約了他
‪他說自己很忙，就這樣

210
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,320
‪他總是很忙！他很沒興趣

211
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,120
‪或也許他是真的很忙

212
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,200
‪女孩們…再見

213
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,080
‪-好，再聊
‪-好

214
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,000
‪再見

215
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,400
‪要點另一輪嗎？

216
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,560
‪我真愛你的居家整理

217
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,440
‪世界錯過了這個厲害的藝術家

218
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,080
‪我會跟索菲亞皇后博物館談
‪看他們能不能用我

219
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,800
‪藝術家開始覺得有點像在被騷擾

220
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,400
‪捲衣服讓我很想做

221
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,800
‪近藤麻理惠會很為你驕傲的

222
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,480
‪小瓦，等等

223
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,840
‪-你還好嗎？
‪-還好

224
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,920
‪但你沒興致

225
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,880
‪男人不會隨時有興致的

226
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,120
‪-你老是沒興致！
‪-才沒有

227
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,880
‪我不吵了，我很忙

228
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,440
‪（之後）

229
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,760
‪（現在）

230
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,520
‪（太遲了嗎？）

231
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,560
‪早安

232
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,760
‪你電影一開始就睡著了
‪你睡了十個鐘頭

233
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,800
‪抱歉

234
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,120
‪你沒錯過太多
‪胖李奧納多讓人看不下去

235
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,440
‪我說的不是睡著，我說的是昨晚的事

236
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,120
‪昨晚？

237
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,360
‪失敗的口交…我都忘了

238
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,440
‪是工作的事，小瓦

239
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,280
‪這要是我的時刻
‪我卻浪費在Y世代狗屁上呢？

240
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640
‪第一…

241
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
‪你就是Y世代

242
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,200
‪第二…

243
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,640
‪這是瑜伽頻道，又不是

244
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,640
‪“嗨，我是窩囊廢！”

245
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,320
‪這樣可能還比較好玩

246
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,000
‪我想做更有創意

247
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,240
‪更像我風格的紀錄式攝影

248
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,000
‪-妳知道我很想去喬治亞
‪-對，喬治亞

249
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,360
‪我寧願拿自己的題材開展

250
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,440
‪我受夠替其他人做事了

251
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,320
‪我願意接這份工作

252
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,680
‪在“瑜伽國度”拍攝…賺大錢

253
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,280
‪然後靠我們的藝術過活

254
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,480
‪早死…讓人緬懷我們的作品

255
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,920
‪我們都很有才華

256
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,680
‪你是我認識最有才華的人

257
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,600
‪謝了

258
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,680
‪我要去沖澡

259
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,160
‪抱歉，寶貝，我沒時間找鑰匙

260
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,600
‪-你好嗎？
‪-嗨

261
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,840
‪會議應該不會超過…三個鐘頭

262
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,800
‪沒關係，我會照顧他的

263
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,440
‪我又不是什麼嬰兒

264
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,400
‪我也希望有人帶我到處走

265
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,640
‪嘿，別這樣說！

266
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,640
‪拜託…

267
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,560
‪我是說開車載我，你的狀況糟多了

268
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,440
‪-你懂的，對吧？
‪-我要走了

269
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,160
‪-乖一點
‪-好，不然他就會爆胎

270
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,240
‪好，我們一起修好吧

271
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,560
‪你想要什麼嗎？時間還早
‪但我想喝啤酒

272
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,520
‪好

273
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120
‪你姊姊有說我要去紐約嗎？

274
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,280
‪妳要去度假？

275
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,920
‪我要搬去那裡…做陷阱音樂

276
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,360
‪這裡的人不習慣女生談錢和屌

277
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,320
‪那裡就不一樣了

278
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,440
‪聽聽看，這會讓你彈出輪椅的

279
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,640
‪她是天殺的陷阱音樂女王

280
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,720
‪蘿莎莉亞？

281
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,600
‪差多了

282
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,800
‪準備好震撼你心了嗎？

283
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,280
‪你姊姊讓你喝啤酒，對吧？

284
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,760
‪我很愛在這裡做

285
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,760
‪你以後不准在我工作地點突然出現

286
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,960
‪我建議過去妳家，可是…妳不想要

287
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,080
‪-等等
‪-什麼？

288
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,080
‪從現在開始…我說要做，我們才能做

289
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,600
‪是嗎？我錯過什麼了嗎？

290
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,400
‪沒有，但我也有自己的人生

291
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,600
‪糟了！

292
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,360
‪在公共場合不是讓你興致更高昂嗎？

293
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,720
‪-對，可是…
‪-那就來啊

294
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,920
‪你能把相機再退後一點嗎？

295
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,400
‪我的框架很完美…我不能退後

296
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,280
‪好吧，但感覺有點太接近

297
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,160
‪好…但攝影機要留在這裡

298
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,240
‪相信我，我對這狗屁…

299
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,280
‪很有經驗，這不是狗屁

300
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,440
‪-我的意思是…
‪-不

301
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,440
‪那麼…你會怎麼拍這種“狗屁”？

302
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,840
‪呃…我要先建立鏡頭

303
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,120
‪然後妳開始做妳的…

304
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,800
‪妳的“姿勢”和…

305
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,920
‪東西

306
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,600
‪我們會拍個幾次，好拍幾個特寫

307
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,920
‪好，但…不要特寫

308
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,240
‪這是瑜伽課，不是…日舞影展

309
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,280
‪-好
‪-阿德里，聽著，這很簡單

310
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,120
‪我經營這頻道五年多了

311
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,280
‪我很清楚哪種鏡頭適合我

312
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,200
‪所以先討我追蹤者開心，再讓你拍…

313
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,040
‪藝術電影

314
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,480
‪好

315
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,880
‪慢下來，我要吐了

316
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,880
‪別吐出來！也許你這樣就會清醒了！

317
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,640
‪我晚點再告訴賽達這事

318
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,120
‪-我沒醉
‪-女士！

319
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,760
‪我真想騎那東西！

320
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,280
‪那是…我們的公車？

321
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,280
‪天哪！

322
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,720
‪不！

323
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,960
‪不！

324
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,360
‪可惡！

325
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,120
‪媽的！

326
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,480
‪-小瓦，我要借妳的筆電
‪-好！

327
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,360
‪（電影首映）

328
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,920
‪（色情電影最佳網站）

329
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,800
‪（瀏覽歷史，檢視瀏覽歷史）

330
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,480
{\an8}‪（色情網站，無限性愛）

331
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,000
{\an8}‪（愉悅高潮）

332
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,680
{\an8}‪（野外“性”致）

333
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,160
‪我們沐浴精沒了
‪哪件適合見我出版社？

334
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,880
‪-這套還是這套？
‪-那套

335
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,160
‪好

336
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,560
‪哇靠！

337
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,120
‪到桌上

338
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,560
‪讓我來

339
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,920
‪（維克多：嗨，冒名者
‪妳有聽我建議寫情色小說嗎？）

340
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
‪（妳可以當主角的）

341
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,480
‪（我接受你建議寫了情色小說）

342
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,320
‪（我今天要見出版社）

343
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,360
‪寶貝，我要走了

344
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,040
‪-妳緊張嗎？
‪-不會

345
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,520
‪別忘了提到在這裡辦簽書會

346
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,960
‪-沒問題
‪-好嗎？再見！

347
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,880
‪再見！

348
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,560
‪假裝是人生騙人的一種方法

349
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,320
‪嗨

350
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,000
‪1小時27分鐘

351
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,840
‪我得跟市長談談大眾運輸

352
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920
‪別擔心，我還要一個鐘頭才開會

353
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,760
‪-好，那就來複習吧
‪-好

354
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,440
‪妳要有自信

355
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,800
‪妳交了草稿，妳就得為自己作品辯護

356
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,880
‪妳認為高潮有那麼重要？

357
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,560
‪-什麼？
‪-我認為很重要

358
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,680
‪我忘不掉蘿拉讀完小說的感想

359
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,880
‪這跟小說還是阿德里有關？

360
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,480
‪沒高潮別擔心，大家都會這樣

361
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,880
‪但裝高潮…

362
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,400
‪我不喜歡，妳要是做一次就完了

363
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,520
‪我說的是小說

364
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,120
‪我也是

365
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,840
‪好，我們專心討論開會的事吧

366
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,840
‪好

367
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,400
‪好，重要的是…

368
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
‪我要跟卡門見面看公寓

369
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,320
‪所以…

370
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,120
‪這份報告有妳合約的關鍵重點

371
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,800
‪有些發行、權利和公關的重點

372
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,440
‪等出版社擬了草稿

373
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,360
‪-她能寄過來，我們再談
‪-非常感謝！

374
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,480
‪-好嗎？
‪-好

375
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,920
‪祝妳好運

376
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,000
‪謝了，告訴女孩們我打了招呼

377
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,520
‪媽的，我趕不到了

378
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,360
‪別擔心，妳沒錯過太多
‪說真的…我們三個擠不進這裡的

379
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,840
‪往好的方面想…要清理的面積比較小

380
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,160
‪妳可以關掉攝影機了

381
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,360
‪冷靜點，卡門，外頭有很多公寓的

382
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,040
‪那又怎樣？

383
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,920
‪我的背會需要物理治療師的

384
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,160
‪-那我就付不起房租了！
‪-他們要收多少？

385
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,200
‪-800
‪-800歐元！

386
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,040
‪但那裡只有6坪！

387
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,680
‪他們租給遊客就能賺這種錢

388
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,840
‪真的假的？

389
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,960
‪伯哈住不進這裡的

390
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,240
‪即使他橫著都進不來

391
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,400
‪伯哈？

392
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,920
‪對…我知道我們不會同居的

393
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,120
‪因為我們永遠不會在一起！隨便啦！

394
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,800
‪不需要解釋啦

395
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,040
‪妳還是希望他會求婚

396
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,560
‪妳能關掉手機嗎？

397
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,920
‪不，來看看好壞

398
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,160
‪-好
‪-這裡沒有好處

399
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,160
‪這間公寓太小又太貴了！

400
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,560
‪此外，妳要是單身

401
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,480
‪就得40歲還住父母家或一起住公寓

402
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,720
‪這又有什麼關係？

403
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,480
‪這個世界…是由夫妻組成的

404
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,040
‪看看Snapchat
‪所有濾鏡都是雙人用的！

405
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,040
‪而且妳知道嗎？

406
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,560
‪我很討厭…

407
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,280
‪我討厭所有的夫妻

408
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,040
‪嘿！妳以為瓦萊麗亞怎麼樣？

409
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,960
‪這真是垃圾

410
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,240
‪我這麼老實是在幫妳忙

411
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,960
‪告訴我，瓦萊麗亞…

412
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,720
‪妳想做什麼？

413
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,360
‪我現在想跳下塞哥維亞橋

414
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,120
‪然後我不知道，再說吧

415
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,440
‪聽著…妳有勇氣又有才華

416
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,840
‪但這不算情色小說，甜心

417
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,040
‪這算科幻小說

418
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,280
‪妳幾歲了？

419
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,920
‪28歲

420
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,280
‪我猜妳人生比主角人生有趣得多

421
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,040
‪她這麼完美真噁心

422
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,120
‪我如果要寫自己的人生

423
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,080
‪就會是另一個無聊的短篇故事

424
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,520
‪很好，那就寫吧

425
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,400
‪但寫真一點，妳的獨特小說

426
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,600
‪不行

427
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,800
‪不…我不行

428
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,960
‪寫妳自己…是沒結果的

429
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,920
‪妳在怕什麼？

430
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,360
‪怕我發現自己不夠好

431
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,520
‪我需要一個徵兆

432
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,480
‪告訴我，我天生註定要做這個的

433
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,400
‪只有一個方法能找出來

434
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,200
‪-寫作？
‪-對

435
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,640
‪但不是在這裡寫

436
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,560
‪-楚絲，拜託
‪-我沒時間了，瓦萊麗亞

437
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,400
‪妳草稿遲交，又搞這招

438
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,800
‪-但我發誓…
‪-我很抱歉

439
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,480
‪我非常抱歉

440
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,240
‪怎樣？

441
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,800
‪別讓靈魂被不存在的問題羈絆

442
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,840
‪創意人生就是幸福人生

443
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,320
‪妳的心靈有限，別低估了

444
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,200
‪（永遠的朋友
‪卡門：進行得怎樣？）

445
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,040
‪（蘿拉：色情作者
‪何時看得到電視劇啊？）

446
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,320
‪（尼蕾亞：說吧！錄妳的播客吧！）

447
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,400
‪恐懼會破除夢想

448
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,720
‪有時候拿不到妳要的，就是幸運

449
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,600
‪最棒的日子從昨天開始

450
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,560
‪親愛的，妳要什麼？
‪半永久美甲現在特價

451
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,200
‪-正常的
‪-這樣維持不久

452
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,840
‪好，我不在乎，正常

453
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,920
‪外頭雨下好大！

454
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,320
‪-美女
‪-美女

455
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,440
‪被按摩腳真棒！

456
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,560
‪有些人很討厭，但我真愛

457
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,480
‪我想被碰，就這樣

458
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,520
‪可惡，卡門，妳得馬上解決！

459
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,320
‪怎麼解決？伯哈又不理我

460
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,880
‪那就別理他，世界上又不是只有他！

461
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,400
‪-我也這樣說
‪-來

462
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,400
‪我要幫妳在
‪滿是伯哈這種男人的網站上開自介

463
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,000
‪-好耶，開吧！
‪-不！

464
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,400
‪一夜情軟體？不要
‪妳知道我喜歡長期關係

465
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,880
‪在這裡長期關係代表
‪跟同一個男的上兩次床！

466
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,800
‪兩次

467
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,160
‪尼蕾亞，拜託做點什麼！

468
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,800
‪不要，儘量改變話題

469
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,320
‪尼蕾亞也有自介，微笑！

470
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,720
‪-什麼？
‪-真美的照片

471
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,400
‪別把那張當我的自介照！

472
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,360
‪-太遲了！
‪-她也這樣對我說

473
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,120
‪來看看…這就是了，準備好了

474
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,760
‪不…髮線退後

475
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,520
‪好，往左滑

476
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,680
‪腳踝長度的褲子？才不要

477
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,280
‪又怎樣？反正妳會把褲子脫掉

478
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,320
‪好啦，往左滑

479
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,360
‪嘿！登山愛好者！

480
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,880
‪-不要登山愛好者！
‪-好，登山愛好者！

481
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,160
‪不要登山愛好者，能把手機還我嗎？

482
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,080
‪-不要
‪-蘿拉！

483
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,200
‪別動，配對！

484
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,040
‪最後一次上線是兩個鐘頭前

485
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,800
‪她可能在跟阿德里慶祝

486
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,080
‪-應該沒有
‪-她什麼都沒說真怪

487
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,000
‪對

488
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,280
‪我們來替她的辛勞辦驚喜晚餐

489
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,200
‪-好！
‪-好

490
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,920
‪提早告訴我，我才能計畫時間

491
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,520
‪我要回家了，我得換衣服見瑟吉歐

492
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,560
‪妳今天可沒趕來看我的公寓…

493
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,560
‪別鬧了

494
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,840
‪妳總說妳是老大
‪但老大其實是瑟吉歐

495
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,440
‪他一打來，妳就什麼都放下

496
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,880
‪對，全部都脫下

497
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,320
‪妳們錯了

498
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560
‪再見囉

499
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,320
‪-抱怨鬼
‪-再見

500
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,440
‪真是的

501
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:42,280
‪（瑟吉歐，未接來電）

502
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,000
‪要走了嗎？

503
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,720
‪電影已經開始了，但是…不重要

504
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,080
‪我沒興致了

505
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,160
‪那更好

506
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,200
‪我們回家吧

507
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,320
‪不，我要自己走

508
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,080
‪什麼意思？

509
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,000
‪妳要是想當老大，沒關係

510
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,040
‪沒問題

511
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,080
‪但妳要是有計畫，起碼記得赴約

512
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,680
‪這是第一次，我也沒放你鴿子

513
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,280
‪我不能再等妳整個鐘頭
‪只為了看電影打手槍

514
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,440
‪但我在公園裡等你碰我
‪然後跑掉就沒關係？

515
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,680
‪-妳又沒有別的關係
‪-不，我有其他事情

516
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,600
‪妳今天這樣說兩次了

517
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
‪-什麼事情？
‪-事情

518
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,480
‪我不用告訴你

519
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,600
‪那也許…

520
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,760
‪我們沒想像中契合

521
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,520
‪我不想停止跟你見面

522
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,720
‪我們是兩隻瀕臨絕種的動物

523
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,760
‪我們不能絕跡

524
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,520
‪我也不希望我們絕跡

525
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,680
‪但我們得找到適合的方式

526
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,400
‪至少要適合我

527
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,200
‪（瑪塔，寶貝！）

528
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,640
‪（路卡拿戲院）

529
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,840
‪小瓦？

530
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,720
‪妳跟出版社談得怎樣？

531
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,080
‪親愛的，妳濕透了

532
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,280
‪嘿，沒關係

533
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,120
‪好

534
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,240
‪去沖澡，我幫妳泡熱飲

535
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,560
‪全都告訴我吧

536
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320
‪你怎麼這麼好？

537
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,320
‪什麼？

538
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,240
‪是真的

539
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,360
‪你是我認識最好的人

540
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,680
‪我則是最糟的人

541
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,920
‪妳在說什麼？

542
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,360
‪我的小說很爛，他們不會出版

543
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,320
‪我要怎麼辦？

544
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,440
‪會沒關係的

545
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,960
‪不，真的，我要怎麼辦？

546
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,480
‪我沒有工作，我銀行只有50歐元

547
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,160
‪我真的搞砸了！

548
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,920
‪小瓦，妳做了該做的事，就這樣

549
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,280
‪-相信自己
‪-不

550
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,640
‪我該接博物館工作，不該裝成別人的

551
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,960
‪妳說博物館不想僱用妳，對吧？

552
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,520
‪妳騙了我？

553
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,720
‪妳叫我替YouTuber工作賺錢

554
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,200
‪妳說我的時機會到的

555
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,400
‪妳卻做相反的事？

556
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,640
‪我說過，我是最糟的人

557
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,880
‪我不敢相信！

558
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,440
‪我這樣說是因為我以為小說會成功

559
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,400
‪-妳還敢說！
‪-“敢說”？

560
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,000
‪你才敢說咧！是你叫我晚點再寫小說

561
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,240
‪先接博物館工作的，你每次都這樣

562
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,160
‪我又做什麼了？

563
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,920
‪鼓勵我接爛工作別寫作

564
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,680
‪我沒叫妳這樣做

565
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,080
‪你沒叫我別這樣做

566
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,720
‪妳沒工作、妳沒得出版

567
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,440
‪現在又怎樣？花兩週在床上
‪跟以前一樣什麼都不做？

568
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800
‪你要教訓我什麼都不做？

569
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,360
‪我們看電影，你就睡著
‪我碰你，你就跑走！

570
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,720
‪-我有那麼無聊嗎？
‪-不，小瓦，沒有！

571
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,960
‪我只是受夠妳什麼都沒結果了

572
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,240
‪你知道我在寫什麼嗎？

573
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,200
‪情色小說

574
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,560
‪你知道我小說為什麼被丟掉嗎？

575
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,880
‪因為讀起來很假

576
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,040
‪因為我得上網找“30多歲的性愛”

577
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,920
‪可惡，我要是不找你，你就不碰我

578
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,560
‪那個下午就不算？

579
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,440
‪不，甜心！當然不算！

580
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,080
‪你真以為誰會15秒內高潮？

581
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,640
‪妳假高潮

582
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,480
‪（瑟吉歐）

583
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:27,960
‪（瓦萊麗亞
‪我們很擔心妳，回答啊，賤貨）

584
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,280
{\an8}‪（瓦萊麗亞）

585
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:54,240
‪（現在打給妳太晚了嗎？）

586
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,840
‪（瓦萊麗亞）

587
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,160
‪（妳不告訴我們結果，我就睡不著）

588
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,000
‪阿德里？

589
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,520
‪（維克多：早安，冒名者）

590
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,280
‪（妳不理我是因為
‪妳太迷自己小說了嗎？）

591
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,520
‪（備註：希望昨晚的暴雨沒淋到妳）

592
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,800
‪別忽略滿足你的人

593
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,160
‪（瓦萊麗亞：嗨，機車男）

594
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,080
‪（我放棄小說了）

595
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,200
‪（妳說放棄是怎麼回事？）

596
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,000
‪（得做更多調查工作
‪我大概得探索…）

597
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,200
‪（妳是說性愛還是成為童軍？）

598
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,880
‪（妳不回覆讓我很擔心…）

599
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,400
‪（妳要是完全放棄寫作）

600
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,960
‪（起碼傳給我一則妳那著名的語音）

601
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,680
{\an8}‪（我要開始認為妳不存在了）

602
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,880
{\an8}‪（瓦萊麗亞：線上）

603
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,800
{\an8}‪（下線）

604
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,600
‪（妳既然好幾天沒回覆）

605
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,000
‪（那我要改變策略）

606
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,560
‪（你有自己腦袋的照片嗎？）

607
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,880
‪（奏效了！）

608
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,560
‪（換妳了）

609
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,160
‪（我才不寄照片給你）

610
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,600
‪（聽我現在怎麼想像妳）

611
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,160
‪喂，妳好嗎？

612
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,040
‪終於開始變熱了，對吧？