A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
I'm going ,then.
To Soria.
There's always something going down there.
See you.
Come here, babe.
Hey.
What's up?
Nothing.
I forgot I needed...
the bathroom.
Good morning.
What are you doing?
What? Nothing.
Looking at you.
So...
Lately you're like really ripped, right?
By the way, I didn't tell you about my conversation with Titan.
He was telling me
his version of what happened with Marcelo and the Karma Police,
and I don't think he meant to hurt anyone, you know?
It was all a big misunderstanding.
Yeah, but attacking an old man.
-Marcelo's not old. He's mature, but... -No.
Perhaps you're right and he's really a good guy.
You're better at judging people.
I trust you.
I'm going to take a shower and go to the bar.
The bar, already?
-It's really early. -I know.
It's all thanks to you.
You make me want to be a better person.
Great! That's great!
All of it.
Just checking if you're awake.
Cool.
I'll make you a coffee and a herbal tea. You need to be both calm and awake.
J...
You should jerk off.
Thanks for the tip.
I do it before any kind of stressful situation.
Job interviews, dates, family gatherings...
The key to a calm Christmas is everyone having just jerked off.
I mentioned it to my family and I don't know if they took my advice or not,
but lately Christmas is like a convention of Buddhist monks.
-Okay. -Okay?
I'll keep it in mind.
Okay then.
Keep it real! I'll make that coffee and tea, okay?
Okay.
Today's the big day!
I know that lately things have been
pretty weird for both of us, but...
I wish you all the best.
You should do those breathing exercises I taught you.
Remember, inhale for three seconds, exhale for three seconds.
Stay focused on your breathing.
I know you don't believe in mindfulness,
but it's really important you're relaxed for the exam.
Okay? Let's try it now.
Inhale. One, two, three.
And exhale, one, two, three.
Inhale...
So a gay couple walked into the shoe store across the street
and the guy refused to serve them.
Besides being a homophobe, the guy's an idiot.
Who's going to buy more shoes than a gay couple?
That was a bit homophobic, right?
It's a stereotype, but it's not negative,
because buying shoes is cool.
Even so, I think it's a bit homophobic.
So, I thought the Karma Police could fill the store with glitter.
It's shiny, a pain in the ass to clean up and it's pretty gay.
Okay, that sounded pretty homophobic too, didn't it?
Javier is Titan.
What?
What I said.
And I'm sure J knew and that's why he saved him.
It all fits.
It all fits and I can't believe I didn't see it before.
You were also sure on that stormy day, and you ended up looking in the bathroom.
Okay, fine. But who knows what trick he used that day.
Why are you so sure?
Because of Wheelie-Dog.
Yesterday he did the same trick he always does with Javier,
but with Titan.
Julia, I'm telling you! I just know! I can feel it here and here.
I feel it in my bones.
Okay.
Look, I believe you, okay?
But as a journalist, you need proof.
-Yeah. -Let me see...
I could break Javier's arm and, if he regenerates, he's Titan.
If not, I'll have broken Javier's arm.
What won't regenerate is our relationship
if I find out Javier's been lying this whole time.
-Hi, Lola. -Hi.
Here you go.
-And this is to take with you. -Okay.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
All that knowledge, eh?
Everything you've got stored in that head of yours.
You know it all, right?
I think if I get topics one to 36
I'll be more or less okay.
If I get 37 to 80...
I'll jump out of the window.
Well, it won't matter if you do
because your friend Titan will come to the rescue.
-Right? -Well...
I was speaking metaphorically. I wouldn't really jump out of the window.
I'm going to get going, okay? I'm running late.
-Good luck, J! -Okay, see you later!
Wow, Lola, that was subtle!
Hey, I was controlling myself!
Okay, I have an idea about Javier.
The first thing is to not let him out of our sight.
And the second is like the broken arm thing,
but better.
Was he really nervous?
-Who? -José Ramón, was he nervous?
Why would he...?
Yeah. Because of the exam, you mean?
You haven't spoken to him.
-You forgot It was today. -How could I forget?
I was the first to wish him good luck.
I gave him a hug and he was still wearing his shitty red pajamas.
Man.
Obviously.
José Ramón, what's up, brainiac?
Kick ass today, okay? You can do it, super judge.
Sorry I didn't call before,
but we may have a problem.
I think Lola knows.
About you know what.
If she does, we're screwed.
But you stay focused.
Today's your big day, okay? Go get 'em!
-Come by after. See you. -Hey, what's up?
-Hi, Javi. -Hi.
-How are you? -Good.
What's up?
What's all this?
I missed this.
You're hurting me a bit.
Holy shit!
Babe.
You know how I get in the mornings.
Can we have some coffee and toast?
Sure.
We inhale very slowly
and let out the air.
Now let's relax our entire body,
and we relax the chest while breathing.
Inhale, one, two, three.
And exhale, one, two, three.
Inhale, one, two, three.
And exhale, one, two, three.
Hello?
Hello!
Your neck is bright red.
If you want to get rid of it, try aloe vera.
-You think aloe vera will work? -No.
I doubt it. I know myself and...
I burst a blood vessel for sure.
You're looking at a minimum of two days. Right?
-Minimum. -It's your fault.
For having such a sexy neck.
Are we 15 again or what?
-Unbelievable. -Come on. It's a sign of affection.
-I'm going to the bathroom. -Okay.
One bar.
God damn it!
Okay. Right.
José Ramón! You a judge already?
Javi, listen.
-And they say Spanish justice is slow! -What's going on?
-How'd he do? -I haven't taken the exam yet.
I got stuck in one of those public restrooms.
-Please, I need your help. -No, not now.
Javi, you have to help me, man!
Please! This time I need you.
What?
Otherwise my future, my plans, they'll all be shot to hell.
I can't get away. Lola won't let me.
I'll send you my location, okay?
No... José Ramón?
Javi! Fuck!
I left a faucet on. Wheelie-Dog's drowning!
-What? -Yes! Poor dog!
Inhale, one, two, three.
-And... -José Ramón?
-Is that you? -Of course! Who else?
Well, looks like I've saved you again.
RIO'S BAR
I don't know, maybe he did leave the faucet on.
Please! Come on, Julia.
No, I know him.
And look, he's not answering.
What the...?
NEW TITAN SIGHTING
Adolfo, can you turn up the volume a moment?
Sure.
We bring you recent footage from Madrid,
where eyewitnesses watched as the superhero known as Titan
rescued a man trapped in a public restroom.
JR.
-Okay? -Okay, you're right.
-You're totally right. -What an asshole.
That's it! Julia, we're going to Javier's.
Are you on time?
-Yes, there's still ten minutes to go. -Okay, good.
No, not here.
I think it's this way.
No, it isn't.
-It's this way. -Okay, hang on a second.
It's just...
I remember the day you arrived from the village.
You were scared of escalators. You didn't know what Wi-Fi was.
-Well-- -At first, you didn't lift a finger.
But then you started studying, and look at you now.
The flying judge!
Perfectly prepared for his exam.
-Well, perfectly-- -Yes, José Ramón.
You've done things I couldn't even do with my magic pills.
I'm proud of you, man!
Well, I...
I'm proud of you, too.
You're not the selfish, superficial superhero you once were.
Carry on like this and even Lola will see that.
Yeah...
About that, I need a favor.
I need you to give me a hickey.
As big as this one and in the same place.
Lola gave me one but with my powers, it disappeared.
See?
A hickey.
Damn!
-Not even a drink first? -Screw you!
No, it's too small. Do it again.
-Dude! -I'm serious.
Imagine I'm Alicia, or Julia, or whoever...
I love how passionate he is!
Happy?
And horny, too.
I think I get what Julia sees in you. How does it look?
Damn, it's healing.
-Really? -Yes.
-How long do my powers last? -I don't know.
Can't you stay?
-No, I really have to go. -Okay.
-Hey, good luck! -Good luck to you too!
Fly!
Okay, have a good rummage.
Okay, but what are we looking for?
I don't know, but...
it has to be something that...
doesn't fit with Javier.
Something like this?
Put that away!
No, it has to be something weird.
Something a lot...
weirder.
Thanks.
You can take your exam papers out of the envelopes.
You have two hours, starting now.
-Hey. What's up? -Hey. What's up?
Hey.
What are you doing?
Just having a beer. And you?
Yeah, Javi, and you? Shouldn't you be at the bar?
Yeah, well, that depends.
What about you? You work there and you're never there.
Poor Adolfo. He's such a good guy. People take advantage. I should know.
You didn't answer the question.
Javier, why did you leave the bar?
Because of Adolfo, he's got me running around all over.
After the thing with Wheelie-Dog, I had to run some errands for him.
So...
if you've been running errands,
you probably haven't heard the amazing news.
Titan rescued JR.
Again!
No way!
That's crazy!
Yes, he got trapped in a restroom, right?
Out of three million--
-Three million people in Madrid? -Yes, I think so.
-Yeah. -And Titan rescued the same guy twice.
Pretty strange, huh?
Yeah, that's pretty strange.
Then he decided to give me his first interview,
and it's like, "Why?"
Then he attacked us in Adolfo's bar.
And then yesterday, he showed up here, on this roof
and Wheelie-Dog greeted him as if he was his owner.
Really?
You know what all these things have in common, Javier?
That they're weird?
You.
Me what?
Can I see your neck?
Why? Yeah, sure. My neck.
Well? Where is it? The hickey I gave you, where is it?
-That aloe vera works miracles! -Aloe vera?
You rub it in. Unbelievable.
-I'm serious. -Javier...
Are you Titan?
Seriously? This again?
No, okay. I'm sorry. No. It didn't come out right.
I didn't mean to ask if you were Titan.
I meant that you are Titan and you're a fucking liar, too.
Julia, pull that thing out of the bag.
Can you explain what the hell that is?
What is it? What does it do?
It's a toy. My grandma gave it to me ages ago.
Please!
Look, Javi, I've sold a lot of toys and this isn't a toy.
-Leave my childhood alone. -Okay...
-Let's calm down. -Okay.
-I didn't mean to-- -You're taking this too far.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
-Shit! -Regenerate!
-It's not regenerating, it just hurts! -Come on!
I broke his finger! I'm so sorry, Javier!
What are you doing?
-Waiting for it to go back. -What?
Come on, please.
That's it...
Okay.
Okay, it's back.
I knew it!
You broke my finger! Are you crazy?
Am I crazy? You just regenerated!
It's the pill. It's really strong!
-You're still lying to my face! -Give me that!
-Give it to me! -Javi!
If you're watching this,
it means I'm dead.
I'm the guardian.
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BEST FRIENDS
Holy shit!
Javi! I left! I didn't hand in the exam.
Screw the exam and my village and everything!
I'm staying with you!
With all of you, because...
I love you, man! I love you!
See you at home, man.
Ali, what's up?
Thanks so much for that mindfulness stuff,
it really helped me.
I was aware of everything. I felt so calm,
I aced the exam!
I hope you're good, okay?
See you around.
Mindfulness bullshit!
Sorry!
May your search begin.
Good luck,
Guardian.
Lola,
I have to tell you something.
I'm Titan.
I wanted to tell you from the start, but I couldn't!
-To protect you. -What an asshole.
I knew it! I swear I knew it! I told you!
-Didn't I? -Yes.
I mean...
Since when?
It happened...
in the country house.
Remember in Cuenca? The explosion?
No, hold on.
You're telling me you hid this from me.
That you've been lying this whole time, as Javier and Titan!
-I wanted to tell you! -You almost killed Marcelo.
-No! I just misread the situation. -Look, Javier!
-Hi! -Look who it is!
Hey!
Guys, you won't believe what I'm about to tell you!
José Ramón, how was your exam?
No. Tell us later, okay, José Ramón?
We're in the middle of something I think you know about. Javier is Titan.
-What? -You heard me.
No way. No!
I can't leave you alone for two hours?
You're the one who said I had to keep it a secret!
-Sure, it's always my fault! -A bit.
All right! Aren't you going to tell us how it happened?
Yeah, Javier, tell us. Because you know what?
I was unconscious and don't remember.
How do you know he chose you?
-What? -What?
In the hologram, in the message from that guy,
he never named you directly.
And from what you've told us,
the chosen one could be you,
but it could also be...
-Me? -Yes.
What?
Why not?
No, I'm the chosen one.
Oh, really?
Why's that?
How do you explain why I'm so awesome at flying?
How does that work? You take a pill and you fly, right?
If you're the chosen one, you fly. If not, you almost die.
Julia, give me the pill.
What for?
Don't take that, it's dangerous!
Stop pissing me off!
Lola, he's right. I took one and almost died.
Look, no offense,
but my confidence in you guys right now is low,
or non-existent!
-Lola, I almost died. -Will you listen to me?
Lola, I don't know what to tell you.
-Spit it out! -Lola, no!
You see? Only the chosen ones can fly.
Let's get a beer and I'll tell you how to really fly.
Javi!
What?
Now what?
Subtitle translation by Leon Elalouf