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The lord god said "let there be light"

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and there was light

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the lord god said "let
there be man and woman"

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and there was man and woman

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and that night man asked woman

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"hey, are you free tomorrow night?"

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And woman said

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"okay, let me check

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but I'm not interested
in anything long term

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I want to see other people

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before I settle down with one"

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Cut!

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And man said

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"there are no other people"

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And woman said

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"okay, how about this: We get married

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you vow your eternal love for me

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who are totally dependent on us
for eighteen years

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and spend time with us
at home every Saturday

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also, you'll never get to

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see another woman

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naked again”

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and man said

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and the lord said

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"why don't you two explore the world

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before telling me...

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Whether men and women

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can be together after all"

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and then thousands...

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And thousands

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and thousands of years passed

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men and women...

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Show time!

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Romance, new romance

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set a date, don't be late

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potbelly, slim it up

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showing off perfect pecs

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"producers: Virginia lok Eric tsang"

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trim the beard

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primp the hair, dance around

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let me be, let me go

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wear a condom, we're good to go

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"cast: Eric tsang Teresa mo
Ivana wong wong Cho lam"

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scent from my fragrance

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express my machismo

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zip your fly

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you'll be fine

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I have to work harder finding a partner

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it'll be a perfect first date

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"original screenplay by
Joe dipietro & Jimmy Roberts"

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Toner, shower gel

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antioxidant, anti-aging

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reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage

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burning fat, watch your weight

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"art director: Chet chan
constume designer: Cecilia chik"

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see my face, smooth and fair

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extending hair, manicure

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make a laugh, sounds so great

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speak english like Janice mann

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"screenplay adaptation:
Joey leung wong Cho lam wang jue"

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waking up, do the hair

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whitening and get prepared

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work out often

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stop eating macarons

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I have to work harder dressing up

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for my Mr. right

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I try to be a perfect partner

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even if I have to be your slave

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fake my virtue

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I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick

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looking forward to meeting my love

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bachelor, where are you?

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I'm still waiting

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for him to come into my dream

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I have my stress

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though I'm not perfect

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I don't expect much from a relationship

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that's why I end up with nothing

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everybody

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I have my stress

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though I'm not perfect

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shame, shame, shame

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I cry and cry

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I'm used to it, how time flies

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time? Huh?

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"Music director: Laudon, Jonathan Edward
choreographers: Gerald wong Cho yiu pang Lee may"

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"director of photography: Kenny tse
administrative producer: Cherrie lau"

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my heart is pounding

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when I think about my love

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I'll be happy if we hooked up

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I'll be grumpy if we broke up

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how can I tell? I barely know you

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perhaps you are a jerk

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toner, shower gel

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antioxidant, anti-aging

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reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage

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burning fat, watch your weight

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- I try to be a perfect partner
- See my face, smooth and fair

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extending hair, manicure

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- even if I have to be your slave
- Make a laugh, sounds so great

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speak english like Janice mann

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- fake my virtue
- Toner, shower gel

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antioxidant, anti-aging

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- I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick
- Reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage

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burning fat, watch your weight

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don't worry

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if Venus will stay

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I only worry

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if I have to wait again for love

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When will you show up?

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Being single sucks

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I don't want a bad ending

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I'm in my thirties and
wrinkles start showing

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"director: Wong Cho lam"

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"a chapter on courtship"

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enjoy your meal

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Let's do dinner

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and a flick

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sure

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you certainly move quick

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sure

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it's my pleasure to watch it with you

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how wonderful

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what movie should we do?

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Well, that's fully up to you

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this one, please

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let me get this

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and that, my friends,
was my one big mistake

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I'm too sick

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oppa, don't wait for me

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why did this happen
when we're about to get married?

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I love kung fu action

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mindless, violent action

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Danny young and it man are awesome

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I watch "love section" sometimes

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Tommy leung makes people high

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they say his ass is big, I buy

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what the hell am I watching?

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This movie here is cloying

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all the scenes are dragging

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I bet she gets all weepy

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as I get really sleepy

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no chick will ever pick the flick again

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oppa, it's not worth it

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I'll marry you no matter what

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He and she

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can't they be together?

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They haven't gotten married

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but he can't hold back...

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His love

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he can't let go

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the love from his wife

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taking care of her

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in sickness and in health

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that's love

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I yearn to see a psycho

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a psycho with pain saw

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be nice to see him slice up everyone

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mince the meat into buns

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sacrifice them to the cult

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sex and violence are all I'm after

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he's dutiful

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how wonderful

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to hold on to his wife in misfortune

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it's nothing new

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the wife isn't even that hot

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farewell, my love

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a kiss before we part forever

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We're running out of luck in this life

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see you next lifetime

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Bak so yeon!

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Why do I feel horrible?

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Did I just feel...

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A tear now?

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I bet it's just some sweat caught in my eye

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what's happening?

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My nose feels rather...

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Runny

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good god!

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My eyes are getting red

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this should be a lovely wedding

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but it turns out to be a funeral

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my manhood is capsizing

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- love has not changed
- What's happening to me?

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I might cry any moment

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it'd be such a disaster

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- on this day
- I've got to get a grip now

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think about a zombie movie

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special features

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must fight the feeling

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it's too late

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this movie is tear-jerking

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I can't hold it anymore

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- should've sneaked out long before
- Don't run away

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- no whimpering like a puppy
- Don't cry

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I've got to macho up

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women like Alpha males

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- still being brave
- I didn't plan on shedding tears

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I can't allow myself to cry...

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Oh god!

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Are you okay?

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Just an allergy

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you know what?

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I love men who aren't
afraid to cry at the movies

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why didn't the actress come back?

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If she came back

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the puppy wouldn't have died

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine

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I shouldn't have played so well

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come on, it's okay

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no, I shouldn't have beaten you

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come on, it's okay

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I shouldn't have caught up with my pride

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and pointed at you and said "loser!
Loser! Loser!"

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You're right, you shouldn't have done that

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just now when you pointed at me

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and said "loser! Loser! Loser!"

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Your voice is angelic, and...

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You look so pretty

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really?

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Yes

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then why didn't you make a pass at me?

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What?

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I mean, this is already our fourth date

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why?

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Is it me?

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Oh no, you're fine

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is it you?

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No, I'm absolutely fine

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my body works just fine

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even without Viagra

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I'm sorry... so sorry

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I said the wrong thing again

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whenever I go on dates with guys

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it's like I have this moron
switch in my head that goes on

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that makes me say stupid things

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I'm sorry, my bad

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no, king

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I was just trying to be respectful

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respectful?

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Yes

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I don't want you to think I'm a player

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you're the most interesting woman I've met

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you're pretty

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you play tennis well

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your voice is so beautiful

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and you're so upfront, also...

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Look, I have this moron switch too

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I don't even know what
I'm saying, so stupid

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dickson, can I make you dinner tonight?

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Really?

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What would you like to eat?

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Black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole

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with cream sauce

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What?

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Black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole

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with cream sauce

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with an egg, too

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great

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so I'll make black truffle...

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Cream sauce...

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Spam meat instant noodle,
if you don't have plans

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no, I never have plans

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which is not to say I'm a loser

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it's just that I'm generally free

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if you make me

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black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole

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with cream sauce tonight...

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I'll go to convenience store to get some...

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Condoms?

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White wine

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white wine! Sure!

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White wine is a must

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absolutely

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what am I saying?

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Condoms and black truffle

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are two completely different things

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"moron switch"...

283
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,433
If you want, I can also get some condoms

284
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,160
okay

285
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,996
then I'll go to the convenience store
and get white wine and...

286
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,118
Yeah!

287
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,536
I have to get home and learn how to make...

288
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,700
Black truffle... lasagna

289
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,078
so I'll go to the convenience store now

290
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,583
dickson

291
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,948
Tonight

292
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,698
tonight

293
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:07,030
yes! Yes! Yes!

294
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,454
Let darkness come

295
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,244
turn up the moonlight

296
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,992
it might sound shallow

297
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:38,159
but I want to fuel the spark

298
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,915
surprises to follow

299
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:46,202
I found my love

300
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:54,875
and I will be loved tonight

301
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,040
hold me tight

302
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,457
pamper me

303
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,454
whisper softly to my ears

304
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,912
and sing me a love song

305
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,286
let's stay in bed

306
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:16,578
and watch the galaxy above

307
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:26,125
and I will be loved tonight

308
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,785
I drowned myself in work

309
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,621
I let my days aimlessly pass

310
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:40,455
I forgot how it's like to be in love

311
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,789
I was content being single

312
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,455
day after day

313
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,072
I lived in my capsule

314
00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:57,615
pretending to be cheerful

315
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,575
Looking into the night sky

316
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,530
I had no one by my side

317
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,665
The sky seems gloomy

318
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,954
but I know someone is waiting for me

319
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,492
please treasure

320
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,284
this precious love

321
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,291
he shows me the light

322
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:39,828
hold me tight

323
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:46,033
my darling

324
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,656
my love

325
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:59,333
come to me tonight

326
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:20,534
And love me

327
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,079
I just remembered something funny

328
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,327
what's that?

329
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,157
I bought an orange yesterday

330
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:21,867
and?

331
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,786
It went bad today

332
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,415
I'll go get another drink

333
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,707
I sit here trying to seduce

334
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,450
and make this big boy drool

335
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,200
but every thought that I produce

336
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,117
makes me sound like such a tool

337
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,414
I'm making myself a fool

338
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:06,284
it's not that I can't be diverting

339
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,740
sometimes I can even thrill

340
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,158
I want to be with her

341
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,999
because I've fallen for her

342
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,490
if I could

343
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,994
transform

344
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:30,208
into a stud

345
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,290
if I were

346
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,869
a hunk

347
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,447
if I were

348
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,207
a babe

349
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:53,827
the kind of guy girls love

350
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:01,997
the kind of girl guys crave

351
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,369
my beauty is stunning

352
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,115
my pec is so firm

353
00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,577
my legs are so slim

354
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,206
my biceps are so strong

355
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,786
my hair is shinning

356
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,199
six huge packs

357
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,786
two huge jugs

358
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,494
all people are turning their eyes

359
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,707
I get what I want

360
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,873
say my name when we make love

361
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,574
fill me up tonight

362
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:29,367
can't miss the time of our lives

363
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,073
I'm a stud

364
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,865
I'm a babe

365
00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,578
all she wants

366
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:35,914
is to get him

367
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:44,323
if I were

368
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
kuen

369
00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:52,204
you have a pimple on your nose

370
00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,740
let me buy you a drink

371
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,581
hold on

372
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,081
you don't drink like this

373
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,661
Get down! Get down!

374
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,198
Get the hell down now!

375
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,035
You lazy bums

376
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,789
only good for nothing

377
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:30,958
kuen

378
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,532
I guess...

379
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,040
I'm not the kind of guy you want

380
00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:43,367
I'm not the kind of girl you want

381
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:48,998
I'm not a stud

382
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:54,531
I'm a loser

383
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:59,865
I'm nothing close to a hunk

384
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:08,323
I'm not pretty

385
00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:15,700
I'm stupid and boring

386
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,911
I'm not attractive

387
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,619
my clothes are synthetic

388
00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,908
I only got one style

389
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,994
I don't like to be flashy

390
00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:27,829
I like girls with no make up

391
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,490
I've a flat chest

392
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,373
we're actually a perfect match

393
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,457
I'll call you everyday

394
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,494
I want to see you night and day

395
00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:41,078
I'll always be around

396
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,574
one more round, what do you say?

397
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,829
Due to the rayleigh-Taylor instability

398
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,205
the rising air

399
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,707
will drag the dust and debris up

400
00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,616
that's why after an atomic explosion

401
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,659
a mushroom cloud is formed

402
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,291
Wow! German

403
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,329
I wouldn't know if you
hadn't explained to me

404
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:10,458
mushroom

405
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,661
I didn't know that's how mushroom came from

406
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,286
it's mushroom cloud

407
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:18,243
yes, mushroom cloud

408
00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:20,792
Veronica

409
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
was I boring you?

410
00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,532
Not at all

411
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,993
it's just me

412
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,367
when I'm listening real hard

413
00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:33,990
my eyes are closed like that

414
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,282
dessert?

415
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,202
No, thanks

416
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,411
I never liked dessert

417
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:42,913
stuff like chocolate...

418
00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,243
I just hate it

419
00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:46,157
I'm lying

420
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,661
oops, I didn't get to the gym today

421
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:54,450
I generally go every single day

422
00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,740
I'm really lying

423
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,581
Veronica

424
00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:05,579
you're one special lady

425
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,989
I could discuss nuclear fission with you

426
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,327
all night long

427
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,697
I really want to do that

428
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,243
please god, don't let him

429
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,911
let me tell you then

430
00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:26,864
my favorite thing to do is

431
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,202
Chinese chess

432
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,414
no wonder

433
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,245
that was my guess too

434
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,827
do you play?

435
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:42,161
Of course

436
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,120
it's so exciting

437
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:49,248
I'm lying

438
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,164
let's find time

439
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:54,119
to play together

440
00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:56,624
your place

441
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,079
or mine?

442
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:07,203
Who is this woman talking

443
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:13,781
did you ever see the movie
"emperor of chess?"

444
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,532
I love it

445
00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:20,159
I didn't see this movie

446
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,615
what's your favorite scene?

447
00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:25,202
Help me

448
00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:26,372
this time

449
00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:29,705
help me

450
00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:33,739
if you had to choose a gas
to represent yourself

451
00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:36,033
would you pick hydrogen

452
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:37,368
or nitrogen?

453
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:41,823
Excuse me

454
00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,452
I want to say

455
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,115
just a thing or two

456
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,490
but listening to his voice

457
00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,203
I'm ready to drop

458
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,365
he eyes my breast, he talks, and talks

459
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,157
he never stops

460
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:59,030
there's a serious single man drought

461
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:03,621
it has to be right when everybody likes

462
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,322
a match among singles

463
00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:11,205
there're just too many idiots

464
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,822
there's a serious single man drought

465
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:19,371
I can't believe he's still talking

466
00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:23,284
I should seek refuge

467
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,206
he eats, he shits

468
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,161
it's like a torture

469
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,951
there's a serious single man drought

470
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,457
defeated

471
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,038
I used to have some standards

472
00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:39,365
but man by man

473
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:43,114
I look older everytime

474
00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:45,874
lesbian

475
00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:48,954
I should be a lesbian

476
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,828
it's so much easier to be with a woman

477
00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:55,697
no nonsense from men no more

478
00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,494
we seem to be made for each other

479
00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,448
and in "emperor of chess"

480
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,582
who was your favorite character?

481
00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:10,531
The old guy who is not too old

482
00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,416
kind of chubby but too chubby

483
00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:14,792
Johnny sham!

484
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:15,913
Yes!

485
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,247
Me too!

486
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:21,947
I could grow old alone just fine

487
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,617
adopt some cats and cuddle them

488
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:31,742
they'll find me dead in my feline shrine

489
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:37,080
there's a serious single man drought

490
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,491
I date

491
00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:41,498
and try

492
00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:44,206
w ait for him

493
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,786
to marry me

494
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,869
flaws, there are just too much

495
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,198
I'm screwed

496
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,786
single man, please come to me

497
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:52,743
help me please

498
00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:53,952
anyone

499
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
help me please

500
00:31:55,292 --> 00:31:57,328
let me get the check

501
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,491
no, let's split it

502
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,493
I'm lying

503
00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:06,490
I'm seriously lying

504
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,870
hope you can find a bachelor

505
00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,659
because there's a serious
single man drought

506
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:14,619
I bluff to give myself away

507
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:15,823
single man, oh, single man

508
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,413
anyone come take me

509
00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:24,832
I'm totally screwed

510
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,499
fine, split the bill then

511
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:31,162
- screw you!
- You old fart!

512
00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,747
Veronica!

513
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:34,792
Betty!

514
00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:35,656
Veronica!

515
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:36,948
Betty!

516
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,534
Wait a minute!

517
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:42,665
- Betty...
- Veronica...

518
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,369
Betty!

519
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,331
Baby, I want to ride carousel

520
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,375
okay

521
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,828
you have chapped lips, drink some water

522
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,873
it's so cold, my teeth hurts

523
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,407
let me warm you up

524
00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:58,034
wong hoi nay, will you marry me?

525
00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,994
Kong ka ching, I will

526
00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:09,280
Love has no logic

527
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,825
but I still fall for it

528
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,582
why am I always single?

529
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:16,705
Why?

530
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,207
Because I'm a guy

531
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:23,155
my hairline is receding

532
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:26,166
my confidence is lacking

533
00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:29,120
the doctors are not helping

534
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:32,496
us single men

535
00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:35,954
my kitchen is disgusting

536
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,912
my bedroom is messy

537
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,366
my clothes are all stinky

538
00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:42,497
my god

539
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,325
I'm just a guy

540
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:47,866
I want to be a husband

541
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:51,580
I want to be brave

542
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,242
I want to be an Alpha male

543
00:33:55,292 --> 00:34:00,867
and not to be alone

544
00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,456
as a matter of fact

545
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,745
am a total husband material

546
00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,665
I'm loud and grumpy

547
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,073
I gamble to see if I'm lucky

548
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,787
my balls are itchy

549
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,164
being noisy

550
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,744
being lazy

551
00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,664
I'm a single guy

552
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:26,661
an outstanding single guy

553
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:34,448
"a chapter on marriage"

554
00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:41,864
my future in-laws

555
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,448
chi keung has an announcement

556
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:44,702
he must be proposing

557
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,957
you have to be here

558
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,289
this pair of golden bracelets
is a family heirloom

559
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,664
it finally has its successor

560
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,700
we've been waiting for this,
we brought wine as well

561
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,741
when they come, let's...

562
00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:00,498
Mr. and Mrs. Lee, they're here

563
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,453
let's hide

564
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,241
sure, let's talk later

565
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,699
chi keung - auntie

566
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,574
please take a seat

567
00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,578
we're so excited today

568
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,286
we'd like to celebrate with you

569
00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,248
and your better half, kiki

570
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,325
how long have you been dating?

571
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:25,822
Two years

572
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,993
two years only?

573
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,684
Kiki, remember,
consider carefully before jumping into

574
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,198
anything as serious as

575
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,455
what?

576
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,410
As serious as...

577
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,458
What?

578
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,286
Marriage!

579
00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:40,907
Daddy, mommy

580
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:44,030
we wanted to wait till after dinner

581
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:44,492
but...

582
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,498
You wanted to surprise us I know!

583
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:49,910
Well...

584
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:52,620
Yeah, yeah

585
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,782
me and kiki

586
00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:55,873
yeah, yeah

587
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,282
we've talked it over

588
00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,243
we're breaking up

589
00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,623
surprise!

590
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,662
Daddy, mommy, why are you here?

591
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,036
Say it, why are you two breaking up?

592
00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:15,117
We don't want to let you all down

593
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:18,450
but kiki and I have thought
about it long and hard

594
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,081
the decision we make right now

595
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,240
is right

596
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,994
and I just want to focus on

597
00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,749
my foot massage kol career now

598
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,240
daddy, mommy, are you okay?

599
00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:31,498
What do you think?

600
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,833
Chi keung, remember, no
matter what happened

601
00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:35,934
what kind of decision you've made

602
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,494
I'm still here to support you

603
00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:39,490
honey

604
00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:42,825
this is good news, right?

605
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,244
It's certainly wonderful news

606
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,540
bring it!

607
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,369
Let's make a toast for
chi keung and that one

608
00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,476
who will never be our daughter-in-law...
And her name?

609
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,535
Kiki

610
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,163
cheers

611
00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,658
congratulations, single girl

612
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,991
you're courageous to be single

613
00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:07,781
we understand why you dumped him

614
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,912
but we don't pity you

615
00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,119
very happy for you indeed

616
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:15,533
being single

617
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,623
what's wrong with that?

618
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,740
You've got too much work

619
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,206
you dump him for your career

620
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,616
you're self-sufficient,
you don't need a man

621
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,248
to hold your hand

622
00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:31,329
you two didn't put your hearts into this

623
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,240
it's not that bad after all

624
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,578
being single is great

625
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,536
no doubt

626
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,415
you're so lucky

627
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,619
you have everything figured out

628
00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:46,124
you've got much more than mother ever had

629
00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:47,703
you're such a strong guy

630
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,079
if you want to break up, we don't mind

631
00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:53,499
get a drink, you'll be fine

632
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:58,457
we're your parents, we support you

633
00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:03,283
you little shit

634
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,661
what's wrong with you?

635
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,740
Perverted, gay, or herpes?

636
00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:11,374
So bad that you want to be single

637
00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:12,953
leave all things behind

638
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,912
he is a nice guy

639
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,869
you'll be sorry for dumping her

640
00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:23,156
how long would it take to
finally find another person?

641
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:26,161
We don't mean to pry

642
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:28,744
relax, don't complain

643
00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:33,741
adulthood's not as crucial as it seems

644
00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:36,408
for another thousand days maybe

645
00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:42,328
or ten thousand years it could be

646
00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:48,078
our grandkids will never be born

647
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,655
even when we're gone

648
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,786
focus on your career

649
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,499
what a great idea

650
00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:59,953
keep working forever

651
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:03,075
our dreams are destroyed

652
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,948
calm down, my in-laws

653
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,874
we're not in-laws no more

654
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:16,239
best wishes to all

655
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:24,031
here's to you!

656
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:34,996
"Prison for the singles"

657
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:43,999
Welcome, singles over thirty

658
00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:46,454
to our "matchmaking escape room"

659
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,456
I'm your instructor Louis yuen

660
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,161
I guarantee you'll be highly entertained

661
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,617
by this extraordinary "big fun" experience

662
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,039
it's just matchmaking

663
00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:03,119
it doesn't have to be so scary, does it?

664
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:05,870
I said you'll have "big fun"

665
00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:07,578
of course the scarier the better

666
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,948
don't scare them

667
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,073
you look sharp

668
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,199
In order to live up to
the horror of this game

669
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,490
let me introduce

670
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,911
the main character this game

671
00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:28,744
granny lung

672
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,949
hi everyone

673
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,870
I'm granny lung

674
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,869
decades ago

675
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,822
I was referred to as baby lung

676
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,740
at that time

677
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,574
I was just like you two

678
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:49,865
working in central

679
00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:53,239
as a white collar

680
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,331
whenever I was free

681
00:40:55,375 --> 00:41:01,530
I watched Korean and Japanese dramas
with mytv super

682
00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:04,328
mytv super existed back then?

683
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Why not?

684
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,198
Don't interrupt

685
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,914
fine, fine, fine

686
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,373
but for some reasons

687
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,956
no matter how hard I tried

688
00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:18,000
I just couldn't seem to
find my significant other

689
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,740
this feeling that I had

690
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,828
you should understand

691
00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:28,207
then came Christmas Eve

692
00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:30,373
a friend of mine

693
00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:33,909
invited me to a Christmas party

694
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:37,158
I couldn't find a date to go with

695
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:40,204
so I went alone

696
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,456
as soon as I arrived

697
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,832
I saw everyone came with a partner

698
00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:47,538
couples everywhere

699
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,411
kissing and cuddling

700
00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,699
calling each other cute names

701
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,287
"baby", "piggy"

702
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,869
give me a kiss, baby

703
00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:57,077
piggy, give me a smooch

704
00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:02,578
sweetie, try this mini Franks

705
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,457
darling, honey

706
00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:19,035
They even started talking like babies

707
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,991
don't you think it's unbearable?

708
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,782
I was so mad

709
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:30,202
I grabbed a ak47 out of nowhere

710
00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:33,955
and killed all those jerks once and for all

711
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,491
After they died

712
00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,533
their souls lingered

713
00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:51,451
they took revenge on me

714
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,663
that's why I can only be a medium now

715
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:59,246
people call me granny lung out of respect

716
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:04,873
in fact I'm just lonely lung

717
00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,032
what are you laughing at?

718
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,957
I'm almost eighty

719
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,786
but I don't have a soulmate

720
00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,494
is that funny to you?

721
00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:19,873
No, not at all

722
00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:22,203
"for the singles"

723
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:23,956
and what about you, bitch?

724
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,083
I apologize

725
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,032
can we go now? I want to go

726
00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:28,407
if you don't get married

727
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:30,449
you can never leave this prison

728
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,410
are you still waiting

729
00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:34,915
for Mr. and Mrs. right to show up?

730
00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:37,032
Yes

731
00:43:37,167 --> 00:43:40,239
let me ask for you

732
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:51,450
They're dead already

733
00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:58,285
What's your name?

734
00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,559
And what kind of partner
are you looking for?

735
00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:00,413
Tell me all about it

736
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,664
let me see if I can help

737
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,660
my Chinese name is chung king fai

738
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,539
english name, kfc

739
00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:06,993
they all call me king fai ching

740
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:08,248
I'm 34

741
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:10,324
I'm looking for a young Christian girl

742
00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:12,215
who wants to get married
and have kids with me

743
00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:13,625
and you?

744
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,101
My Chinese name is kam kung mun

745
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,160
english name, madonald

746
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,208
I'm 24

747
00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:18,663
what?

748
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,708
429

749
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:20,955
so young

750
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,706
will you marry her?

751
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:28,121
How about you?

752
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,032
Well... yeah...

753
00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,914
Speak up

754
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:35,371
let's get married!

755
00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:38,365
"Congratulations"

756
00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:42,199
congratulations

757
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:45,993
congratulations on escaping this prison

758
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,953
Soon to be man and wife

759
00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:17,873
ladies and gentlemen

760
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:29,538
We have gathered here under god above

761
00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:38,912
to bear withess to this man and this woman

762
00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:41,499
love

763
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:50,083
as they vow their eternal love

764
00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,077
do you swear?

765
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,457
Do you swear to love and honor?

766
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,831
I swear

767
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:02,662
then your bachelorhood is a goner

768
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,741
as a husband

769
00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:07,579
now you'll have a lot of chores

770
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,532
really?

771
00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:11,123
Do you swear?

772
00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:13,408
Is your love for him wholehearted?

773
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,785
I swear

774
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,666
then your freedom just departed

775
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,539
and remember

776
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:23,740
now his family is yours

777
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:25,907
do I swear?

778
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:28,119
Ian kwai fong is no longer reachable

779
00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:29,167
do I swear?

780
00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,574
His belly will grow and
chin will be doubled

781
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:34,116
who do you think you are?

782
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,367
- I should get married with someone better
- I should hold out for someone better

783
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:39,583
do you vow?

784
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,908
I should ask my mother

785
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,038
do you vow?

786
00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:45,916
Is this really what I want my life to be?

787
00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,789
You've really got to think

788
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,833
do you really want to get married?

789
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,956
And remember it's forever

790
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,615
and forever

791
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,784
and forever is a really long, long time

792
00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,601
- get away from here
- And remember it's forever

793
00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:01,581
- listen to your heart
- And forever

794
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,786
and forever - do you swear?

795
00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:05,684
- And forever is a really long, long time
- Do you vow?

796
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,414
Do you swear?

797
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,119
Do you vow?

798
00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:10,828
Do you really want to get married?

799
00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:12,578
Do you do we do?

800
00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,373
Do you swear?

801
00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,157
Do you vow?

802
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,789
Think twice before you say it

803
00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,289
do you do we do?

804
00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:23,493
Do you?

805
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:40,325
Oh, god!

806
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,744
I'm going to throw the bouquet

807
00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,494
who wants it?

808
00:47:48,542 --> 00:47:50,157
Me, me, me!

809
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,208
Here we go!

810
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:54,994
One, two

811
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,456
It's coming, it's coming

812
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,411
one, two, three!

813
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,785
Congratulations

814
00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,448
it's going to be your turn soon

815
00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,957
sure, I'll be getting married real soon

816
00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:24,205
well I've walked down the aisle

817
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,663
more than once in a while

818
00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:33,036
but I've always stood off to the side

819
00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:42,072
each bride has me dressed,
not quite looking my best

820
00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:49,995
always a bridesmaid, never a bride

821
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,537
I was kuen's bridesmaid once

822
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:56,040
"fatty" is the name of her husband

823
00:48:56,083 --> 00:49:00,531
they made out on their wedding day

824
00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,204
both of them are overweight

825
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,287
in the middle of their business

826
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:09,787
her husband went lifeless

827
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,791
and soon he died of fatness

828
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,991
too many weddings

829
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,324
too many dresses

830
00:49:19,542 --> 00:49:24,036
bridesmaids' dresses are hard to carry

831
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,412
they all make my hips look so wide

832
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:31,952
so you've got to be picky

833
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:37,665
always a bridesmaid, never a bride

834
00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,699
I was fun's bridesmaid later

835
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,865
I trusted my instinct

836
00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,407
that's a red flag

837
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:45,743
she was too ruthless

838
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,909
the groom was a playboy

839
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,582
on the big day

840
00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:55,241
he tried to grope a bridesmaid

841
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,618
what a shame

842
00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,864
the bride changed here mind

843
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:03,412
we gave them money and gifts

844
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,450
chun's wedding didn't go well

845
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,991
indecent affair

846
00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:11,824
no one could bare

847
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,366
the guy and the girl, both heavily sinned

848
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,120
for they were supposed to be akin

849
00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:18,332
they got caught red handed

850
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:22,197
and chun got him castrated

851
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,742
too many weddings

852
00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:28,249
too many dresses

853
00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:32,490
sisters, let's stay together

854
00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,415
forever and ever

855
00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:41,873
don't make your life a bummer

856
00:50:41,917 --> 00:50:46,661
always a bridesmaid, never a bride

857
00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:51,739
what is this attitude?

858
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:54,909
With so many dresses for weddings

859
00:50:55,667 --> 00:51:00,866
silence, I'm sick of explaining

860
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:06,448
I was there for them

861
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:12,199
but they separated in the end

862
00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:18,748
these gowns bring me sorrows

863
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:23,159
too many weddings

864
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,620
too many dresses

865
00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,123
I'm content

866
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:32,833
I need not crying over a man

867
00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:38,665
I don't ask for much

868
00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:46,664
my fate is in my hand

869
00:51:49,667 --> 00:51:52,534
too many weddings

870
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,831
praise the lord

871
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:04,075
I've hung on to my pride

872
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:16,951
"A chapter on couples"

873
00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:17,781
say my name, baby

874
00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:18,322
siu ming

875
00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,285
say my name, baby - siu ming

876
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:19,992
louder

877
00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,042
siu ming

878
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:29,207
How was it, baby? Was it good?

879
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:30,250
Yeah

880
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,871
on the scale of Richter magnitude

881
00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:38,373
how intense was it?

882
00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:39,827
Enough!

883
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:40,875
You were terrible!

884
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:42,393
You were focused only on your pleasure!

885
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:43,327
Don't mention about a quake

886
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:44,911
the bed didn't even move an inch

887
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,323
what now?

888
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,415
If your other half can't
satisfy you sexually?

889
00:52:51,458 --> 00:52:52,664
No problem

890
00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,199
did you ever wish you could sue them?

891
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,250
No?

892
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,162
Know your rights and be informed

893
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,698
at kwan king lung solicitors

894
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,786
we have a lot of sexually
experienced attorneys

895
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:04,268
who will follow you into your bedroom

896
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:07,364
and get you the orgasm you deserve,
all in one go

897
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,120
Mr. kwan king lung, please

898
00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:14,583
let's follow siu ming and Mei ling

899
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,035
to romantic hotel

900
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:18,995
and take a look at their case

901
00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:20,373
higher, higher

902
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,956
lower, lower

903
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:28,039
I don't mean lowering your voice

904
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,493
all too familiar, isn't it?

905
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,615
If you don't want this, what can you do?

906
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,331
Don't get stuck with this

907
00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,616
step out and make a move

908
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:41,957
back to you, Mr. kwan king lung

909
00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:44,664
it's our priority to safeguard

910
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,228
the sexual satisfaction of our clients

911
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,241
siu ming, your contract states

912
00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,248
you must nibble Mei ling's elbow

913
00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:00,867
Mei ling, you must fondle siu ming's feet

914
00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,533
it's awesome

915
00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,828
with an annual fee of $4999

916
00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:12,493
you can satisfy all your darkest desires

917
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,952
satisfaction guaranteed

918
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,991
or your money back

919
00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:19,615
I got fifty thousand dollars

920
00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:22,579
because siu ming refused to nibble my elbow

921
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:24,809
and I got one hundred thousand dollars

922
00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,994
because Mei ling wouldn't fondle my feet

923
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:30,120
we won't rip you off

924
00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:32,703
if your partner doesn't get you off

925
00:54:32,792 --> 00:54:33,998
no problem

926
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:36,283
at kwan king lung solicitors

927
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,994
we care about your bedroom business!

928
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,495
I love Hong Kong!

929
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,226
Kwan king lung solicitors hotline

930
00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:44,286
44535210

931
00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:39,542
Baby

932
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:41,153
have you paid the management fee?

933
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,823
Yeah

934
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,661
honey, have you paid the credit card bill?

935
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,157
Yeah

936
00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:48,809
have you called the technician
to fix the washing machine?

937
00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:49,948
Yeah

938
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,241
have you applied for a day
off for the pta meeting?

939
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,994
Yeah

940
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,414
have you fed the tortoise?

941
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500
Yeah

942
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,533
have you bought Chinese
sausage for your mom?

943
00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,536
Yeah

944
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,120
have you put your mom on the taxi?

945
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:04,243
Yeah

946
00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:06,783
have you put the kids to bed?

947
00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:08,372
Yeah

948
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:09,948
yeah?

949
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,115
How?

950
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,369
I promised them if they go to bed

951
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,783
I'm taking them to didiland this Saturday

952
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:19,033
just for going to bed?

953
00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,199
I am exhausted

954
00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:24,454
they were cutting polystyrene
foam in their room

955
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,707
playing the "let eat go" game

956
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,331
it's not happening

957
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:34,453
whatever, we can tell them later

958
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,207
didiland is burnt to the ground

959
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,833
I have to clean up the snow before bed

960
00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:43,078
don't stay up too late, okay?

961
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,434
Look at the dark circles under your eyes

962
00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:45,698
ouch

963
00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:59,366
Honey, you want me to come?

964
00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:01,578
There's no need

965
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,740
I can clean it myself

966
00:57:03,792 --> 00:57:05,248
no

967
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:09,743
I'm asking if you want me to come have
a little fun with you in bed

968
00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:14,698
really?

969
00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:16,657
I don't know

970
00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:17,948
what do you say?

971
00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:25,332
It's only 9:15pm

972
00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:30,492
I can clean up the snow tomorrow

973
00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:32,573
really?

974
00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:36,208
Wait

975
00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:38,717
I forgot to put fabric
softener in the washer

976
00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:42,909
baby!

977
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,119
I tucked in the kids

978
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,078
and I put away their toys

979
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:55,492
so tonight I'll feel the joy of being wed

980
00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:56,372
put away the toys

981
00:57:56,417 --> 00:57:57,907
pepper pig

982
00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,865
alsa, Ana are all gone

983
00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:04,744
so tonight this daddy's
turf will be his bed!

984
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,125
Sweep the floor first

985
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,615
by models and toys

986
00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:12,329
tidying up is annoying

987
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,331
I'm getting rid of all of them

988
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:17,324
everything is cleared

989
00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,161
I can be wild and crazy

990
00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:22,082
I'm married

991
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,832
and I'm gonna have sex!

992
00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,700
Daddy, little brother threw up in bed!

993
00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,617
I'm coming

994
00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:45,078
The leftovers I froze

995
00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,865
and I laid out their school clothes

996
00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:50,785
tonight I have to show off my lingerie

997
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,081
I finished everything quickly today

998
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:54,990
nothing else will get in the way

999
00:58:55,042 --> 00:58:59,160
mommy has her urges
that can no longer be suppressed

1000
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,866
everywhere they roam

1001
00:59:02,917 --> 00:59:04,873
thore and dooramon

1002
00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,374
superheroes gather

1003
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,908
all in the living room

1004
00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,415
everything is cleared

1005
00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:14,323
I can be wild and crazy

1006
00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:16,957
I'm married

1007
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:19,244
and I'm gonna have sex!

1008
00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,032
Little bunny

1009
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,036
tiger

1010
00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:31,829
- there was a time
- When we were passionate

1011
00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:38,415
we made the bed shake

1012
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:40,494
with love and desire

1013
00:59:41,792 --> 00:59:43,828
from dusk till dawn

1014
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:46,412
I'm so turned on

1015
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,492
make love all night long

1016
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,539
let's get rough

1017
00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:56,747
what's going on, baby?

1018
00:59:56,917 --> 01:00:01,115
Mommy, little brother has to go poo poo

1019
01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,954
how come he has so much poop?

1020
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,115
I can't wait

1021
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,994
I'm burning with desire

1022
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:16,036
I'm going to put on my sexy attire

1023
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,581
what happened, baby?

1024
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:24,576
Daddy, I want to hear a bedtime story

1025
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,492
what story do you want?

1026
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,536
I walked the toy poodle

1027
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,369
bought beef and soy sauce

1028
01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:35,410
now watch mommy work as hard as mommy can

1029
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:40,405
the kids have what they want

1030
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:43,162
but tonight we need to bond

1031
01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:46,826
making endless love until dawn

1032
01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:48,706
the kids can't stop us going

1033
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,706
the bed now is bouncing

1034
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,286
come on, hottie

1035
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:56,576
come on, sexy

1036
01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,268
- my wifey is going to be...
- My hubby is going to be...

1037
01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,907
Screaming - craving

1038
01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:01,623
moaning - yearning

1039
01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:03,748
heaving - giggling

1040
01:01:03,792 --> 01:01:05,578
steaming - coming

1041
01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:10,912
we're going to make...

1042
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,744
We can explain

1043
01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:24,407
mommy can explain to you

1044
01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:29,657
mommy has always wanted
to be a very good...

1045
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:31,708
Policewoman

1046
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,035
if you told us

1047
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:36,165
we wouldn't have bothered you

1048
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:42,993
I wonder if we're going to have a
little brother or sister after tonight

1049
01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:50,038
love

1050
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:59,164
Celine, mommy and daddy
stayed up late last night

1051
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,493
they're still in bed

1052
01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:04,535
we still haven't had breakfast yet

1053
01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:10,283
that's so nice, my parents
woke me up so early today

1054
01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:11,827
hang up now

1055
01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:13,906
byebye

1056
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,621
it tastes better than mommy's breakfast

1057
01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:29,247
little brother, you scored number one
on planetlii this month

1058
01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:30,292
yes!

1059
01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,994
We got the candy and the
present for grandpa

1060
01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:39,997
the TV is off

1061
01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,909
the ac is off, the windows are shut

1062
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,707
Oh god, we didn't unplug the iron

1063
01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:53,240
we forgot put water into the boiler

1064
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,664
you two come with me

1065
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,289
you, wait here

1066
01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:05,242
In my home, I'm not the boss

1067
01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:11,284
follow orders, never call the shots

1068
01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:15,455
I'm the head of the family, not a Butler

1069
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,994
with my kids, I'm at a loss

1070
01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:24,365
at least...

1071
01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:28,325
I've got my car

1072
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,663
at full throttle

1073
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,780
okay, everyone in, let's go

1074
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,661
at least I've got my car

1075
01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:43,537
it can take me very far

1076
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:46,332
careful, there are lots of cars

1077
01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,331
when I'm driving

1078
01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,665
I'm a beast without a chain

1079
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:53,457
slow, slow, we're not in a hurry

1080
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,414
when I'm driving

1081
01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:58,079
I'm the king of my domain

1082
01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,035
put on your blinker

1083
01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:00,914
people aren't mind readers

1084
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,914
on the highway of love

1085
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:05,870
she's driving me nuts

1086
01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:08,373
keep your eyes on the road

1087
01:04:08,417 --> 01:04:09,907
every little thing she needs to know

1088
01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:11,994
keep your hands on the wheel

1089
01:04:12,042 --> 01:04:13,623
shut the hell up for real

1090
01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:15,453
I should've taken a cab

1091
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,616
calm yourself down or we're dead

1092
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:20,867
when automobiling, I'm
messing and raging

1093
01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:25,741
when they're driving,
it's always frightening

1094
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:26,833
you take the wheel then

1095
01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:29,956
on the highway of love

1096
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,412
they are driving us insane

1097
01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,824
everyone, as men

1098
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,957
we are most annoyed

1099
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,037
when our wives keep
nagging us while we drive

1100
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:43,659
I wish one day there's a company

1101
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,077
that produces a car

1102
01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,956
like the one in "kingsman"

1103
01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,623
once I press a button

1104
01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:52,976
I can shoot my wife out of the car

1105
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,366
together with the seat,
into a land far, far away

1106
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,790
it'll be a highly profitable business

1107
01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:00,748
thank you very much

1108
01:05:09,292 --> 01:05:12,409
Once we start the car, the
marriage goes to hell

1109
01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:16,622
we're losing our grip on this family trip

1110
01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:20,407
on the highway of love

1111
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,868
our fights are high-octane

1112
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,289
on the highway of love

1113
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,164
the marriage is rocky

1114
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:28,700
on the highway of love

1115
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:38,663
forever shall we reign

1116
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,957
Stop kissing

1117
01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,490
you hit someone

1118
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:55,831
ma'am, are you all right?

1119
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:01,162
I'm fine - are you hurt?

1120
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,745
- It's all right
- Why are you sitting on the ground?

1121
01:06:03,792 --> 01:06:04,747
I'm in a hurry

1122
01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:09,456
watch it - I didn't hit her

1123
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,081
Yes...

1124
01:06:27,167 --> 01:06:30,455
I've seen you act before, you are...

1125
01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:32,328
Your name is...

1126
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:36,205
I'm a makeup artist. You can call me mo

1127
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,250
take a seat

1128
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,375
mo

1129
01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,831
Mo, please make me look prettier

1130
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,706
what do you have in mind?

1131
01:06:45,917 --> 01:06:48,078
You think you are an award-winning actress?

1132
01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,322
Ladies and gentlemen

1133
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,539
welcome to the dating show

1134
01:07:00,542 --> 01:07:02,658
that might change your life

1135
01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:03,948
"finding true love"

1136
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,332
I'm your host, yam wing chuen

1137
01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:14,616
In this show, everyone
will be able to find...

1138
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:17,534
The better halves that
can enrich your lives

1139
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,241
hi, I'm from zhuhai, guangdong

1140
01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:23,327
my name is Jenny

1141
01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:24,601
what kind of music do you like?

1142
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,625
Classical music

1143
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,453
what kind of guy appeals to you?

1144
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,866
I like guys with good sense of humor

1145
01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:32,707
travel around the world
with me if you like me

1146
01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:38,702
that's wonderful

1147
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,750
a perfect match

1148
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:45,698
a perfect match

1149
01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:51,032
up next, we have...

1150
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:54,280
The last lady waiting for true love

1151
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,785
Hello, everyone

1152
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:06,782
I'm Mrs. li

1153
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,539
silly me

1154
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,914
I'm wong oi may

1155
01:08:11,542 --> 01:08:13,658
you can call me may

1156
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:16,369
li is my husband's surname

1157
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:17,914
but he's dead

1158
01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:21,616
he's actually not dead

1159
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,164
we are divorced

1160
01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,665
but I'm much happier thinking he's dead

1161
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:29,537
that was a fantastic
introduction by miss wong

1162
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,824
I, wong oi may, am a divorcée

1163
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,115
I'm divorced

1164
01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:35,158
divorced!

1165
01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:39,873
Actually, I still love him

1166
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,448
no way!

1167
01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,873
Can we not talk about divorce?

1168
01:08:46,375 --> 01:08:48,081
During my divorce

1169
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,207
it felt like having a heart surgery

1170
01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:52,998
but without anesthesia

1171
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,948
it's like I'm cut open, with my lungs
and guts spilled everywhere

1172
01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:01,282
am I a good speaker?

1173
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,448
You've been staring at me the whole time

1174
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,448
you must be falling for me!

1175
01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:08,824
I know I'm the one you want to choose!

1176
01:09:11,042 --> 01:09:13,499
May, let's talk about your job

1177
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:14,625
all right

1178
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:17,033
I work as a telemarketer

1179
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,411
those who ask if you need money

1180
01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,248
and get hung up on

1181
01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:23,078
it's such a fulfilling job

1182
01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:27,246
I also attend a locksmith class
at the community centre

1183
01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:31,072
locksmith and aerobics classes
were the only available ones

1184
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,539
I thought by attending the locksmith class

1185
01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:33,907
I could pick up a few more guys

1186
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,789
but damn it

1187
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,664
the class was full of desperate women

1188
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:38,864
in this classroom,

1189
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:41,116
desperate women were
learning how to break locks

1190
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:41,910
in that classroom,

1191
01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,203
old guys were learning how to dance

1192
01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,375
Do you have kids?

1193
01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:52,538
Yes

1194
01:09:52,542 --> 01:09:55,284
almost forgot to mention, I have a kid

1195
01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:58,953
will this make things more interesting?

1196
01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:01,373
I hope you won't find children annoying

1197
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:02,706
although I do

1198
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,661
I don't hate my son

1199
01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,123
how could 1?

1200
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,365
I only hate my heartless husband

1201
01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,624
who abandoned the family
when I was fifty two

1202
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,454
so I have to raise my child alone

1203
01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,537
Did I just blurt that out...

1204
01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:24,119
I was dumped by my husband?

1205
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,618
Do you want to date a divorcée?

1206
01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:31,032
Give it a try, it feels great

1207
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:33,952
that bitch

1208
01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:36,581
she's not even twenty yet

1209
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:39,661
young enough to be his granddaughter

1210
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:41,911
she looks just like a snake demon

1211
01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:45,785
with eyes bigger than avata's
and chin sharper than la tour eiffel

1212
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,240
I had many sleepless nights

1213
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,119
why?

1214
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:57,082
I can't figure it out

1215
01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:03,030
I can't let that bastard affect me anymore

1216
01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:05,408
everything happened because of him

1217
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,410
choosing the snake demon

1218
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,530
over his wife of twenty seven years

1219
01:11:14,542 --> 01:11:15,657
He said

1220
01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,615
"I love her more"

1221
01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,410
then he left

1222
01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:28,120
my world stopped

1223
01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:32,658
everything stopped

1224
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,581
Miss wong

1225
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:54,955
that was very touching

1226
01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:02,119
Would you like to make a shorter speech?

1227
01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:09,704
If you agree with what I said

1228
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:10,750
then pick me

1229
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,115
pick me

1230
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,164
if you think otherwise

1231
01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,240
then forget about it

1232
01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:52,120
"Finale"

1233
01:12:52,667 --> 01:13:00,119
amazing grace, how sweet the sound...

1234
01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:15,745
Sau mau ping, "good times"

1235
01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:17,292
huh?

1236
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,618
Last month, after wong's funeral

1237
01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:25,496
the consolation feast was held there

1238
01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,289
we sat at the same table

1239
01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:30,868
do I know you?

1240
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:32,493
You're fan, right?

1241
01:13:34,417 --> 01:13:35,281
And you are...

1242
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,790
I'm chan

1243
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,414
hello, chan

1244
01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,700
this seems like a nice funeral

1245
01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:46,285
who's it for?

1246
01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:51,204
You don't know who the deceased is too?

1247
01:13:53,542 --> 01:13:57,410
I'm here for the funeral right next door,
I'm just a little bored

1248
01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:01,531
so I thought it'd be nice
to pay my respects here as well

1249
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:08,577
to be honest, I also don't know this person

1250
01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:10,240
I just accompanied my girlfriend

1251
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:14,572
that's nice of you

1252
01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:17,574
do you want a pork bun?

1253
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,083
Huh?

1254
01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:28,406
Right, it's not too appropriate to eat here

1255
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:36,539
my wife's funeral was done here as well

1256
01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:39,825
we were married for forty something years

1257
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,160
really?

1258
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:48,288
Is this where your husband had the wake?

1259
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,180
How would you know my husband passed away?

1260
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:53,660
Just had that look about you

1261
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,538
I can also tell you miss him

1262
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,035
was his funeral held here?

1263
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:08,866
His funeral was held in
"international funeral parlor"

1264
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,865
two and a half years ago

1265
01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:15,489
"international" is nice

1266
01:15:15,667 --> 01:15:19,159
their seats are nice and soft

1267
01:15:21,042 --> 01:15:23,374
right, much better than the ones here

1268
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:28,825
fan, are you seeing anyone?

1269
01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,698
This is a funeral

1270
01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:47,537
even though we don't know who this is

1271
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,665
we shouldn't behave like this

1272
01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:52,748
I'm sorry

1273
01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:54,748
I don't usually do this

1274
01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:58,280
I just seem to be going
to a lot of these lately

1275
01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:01,120
so... my apologies

1276
01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:03,657
you like pork buns, right?

1277
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,286
Winter garden in yau ma tei

1278
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,494
serves pork buns in a set of four

1279
01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:09,827
and they're huge

1280
01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:12,241
really? We should go there sometimes

1281
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,583
chan, is this a pickup?

1282
01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:20,199
What are you talking about?

1283
01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:21,994
You'd have to agree to a date

1284
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,824
in order for it to actually be a pickup

1285
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,286
right now

1286
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,825
it's just an attempted pickup

1287
01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:35,832
you seem like a funny man

1288
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,833
I don't really go out like you're intending

1289
01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:42,828
I've got some problems

1290
01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:44,615
my health's not good

1291
01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:46,657
well, at our age

1292
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,956
that's understood

1293
01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,240
I've got arthritis

1294
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,289
oh yes, the ankle hurts

1295
01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:55,248
I've got gout

1296
01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:57,123
I know it swells up

1297
01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:02,494
no matter, I can live with that

1298
01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:05,124
my kids don't visit

1299
01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:06,953
it's been always like that

1300
01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:11,365
I only see them during new year

1301
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:15,618
it doesn't matter, they
don't like us either

1302
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:19,489
- I find you sexy
- I find you strange

1303
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:24,832
no matter, I can live with that

1304
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:30,448
friends keep dying

1305
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:35,494
but I've grown strong

1306
01:17:35,542 --> 01:17:40,787
it's wonderful being young

1307
01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:45,739
I think about it all the time

1308
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:49,455
but it makes me nostalgic

1309
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:54,246
I like cleanliness,
tranquility and quietness

1310
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:59,030
kiss me and I'll be quiet,
I'll listen to everything you say

1311
01:17:59,542 --> 01:18:02,989
well then, dream on

1312
01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,206
I'll be quiet for a bit

1313
01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,081
and let you calm down

1314
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:12,620
no matter, I can live with that

1315
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,660
may 1?

1316
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,493
I can't, chan

1317
01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:35,917
I'm not that type that
just hops right into the bed

1318
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:38,786
like some of the women in the elderly home

1319
01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:41,157
I don't do one night stands

1320
01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:43,414
it takes time with me

1321
01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:46,914
that's a problem

1322
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,206
what problem?

1323
01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:52,199
Depends on how much time you're talking

1324
01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:54,829
if you're talking years

1325
01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,491
I don't think either of us has that long

1326
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,457
I suppose I'm talking a few weeks

1327
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:10,159
no matter, I can live with that

1328
01:19:12,667 --> 01:19:20,039
I'll see man, when I go to heaven

1329
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:26,951
I promise to meet wan, in just a moment

1330
01:19:29,042 --> 01:19:33,741
he is still in my heart

1331
01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:36,617
things we've been through

1332
01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:39,116
the promises we've made

1333
01:19:39,167 --> 01:19:42,785
but I'm still here

1334
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:48,288
I'll always miss my man

1335
01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:53,368
I'm always thinking of my wan

1336
01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:00,208
I just don't know...

1337
01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,871
[T's normal, because I don't know either

1338
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:12,451
I'm still missing her

1339
01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:19,287
no matter

1340
01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:27,333
we can live with that

1341
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,166
In this city familiar to all of us

1342
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:55,534
this is how the story of man
and woman shall be written

1343
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:59,072
with one truth that shall remain eternal

1344
01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:03,038
all ye good people of earth

1345
01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:06,575
find someone to love,
someone you think is perfect

1346
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,745
then spend the rest
of your life trying to change them

1347
01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:11,828
and tell him

1348
01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:18,200
I love you! You are perfect!

1349
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:24,697
Keep coming back

1350
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,572
somehow I keep coming back

1351
01:21:29,917 --> 01:21:31,703
I keep coming back

1352
01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:34,492
to this whirlwind tour

1353
01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:39,081
and wanting more

1354
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,038
I swear that I swore off of love before

1355
01:21:43,292 --> 01:21:44,327
again

1356
01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:45,497
once more

1357
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,908
amour

1358
01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:51,037
keep coming back

1359
01:21:51,542 --> 01:21:55,330
somehow I keep coming back

1360
01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,456
I keep coming back

1361
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,082
I've been through the wringer

1362
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,286
and been drip-dried

1363
01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,536
I say I'm a mess

1364
01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:09,496
but I say it with pride

1365
01:22:09,542 --> 01:22:10,577
again

1366
01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:11,580
once more

1367
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:13,536
amour

1368
01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:16,415
keep coming back

1369
01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:17,785
I don't care

1370
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:20,199
if it's right or wrong

1371
01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:21,532
once you hit bliss

1372
01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:22,740
then you hit reverse

1373
01:22:22,792 --> 01:22:24,623
go find love

1374
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:28,322
no matter how you're badly hurt

1375
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,039
I've let things go

1376
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,074
and ready to be in love

1377
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:32,989
again

1378
01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:33,906
once more

1379
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:35,949
amour

1380
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,662
keep coming back

1381
01:22:38,792 --> 01:22:39,907
let me be

1382
01:22:39,958 --> 01:22:41,949
keep coming back

1383
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,539
believe in the future

1384
01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,705
I still try

1385
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,957
to love another

1386
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,333
makes me want to die

1387
01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:50,240
just let me

1388
01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:52,039
fall in love again

1389
01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:54,119
all I hope for is to

1390
01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:58,240
spend the rest of my life with you

1391
01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,749
I love you

1392
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:01,663
I don't care

1393
01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:02,618
I love you

1394
01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:05,704
I belong to you

1395
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,908
I love you more everyday

1396
01:23:07,958 --> 01:23:08,822
I don't care

1397
01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:09,705
I love you

1398
01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:11,282
anytime now

1399
01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:13,915
there might be a chance

1400
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:14,993
I don't care

1401
01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:17,408
I want to fly

1402
01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:18,664
I love you

1403
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:21,575
no matter what happens

1404
01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:30,333
may love be always with you

1405
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:47,200
I want this, and this, and this

1406
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:50,416
wait, I haven't tried this one on

1407
01:23:51,583 --> 01:23:54,700
and this one too, I'm trying them on

1408
01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,615
hey, honey!

1409
01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,250
Honey

1410
01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:12,869
when will you finish watching the game?

1411
01:24:13,875 --> 01:24:14,875
Just one more minute

1412
01:24:14,958 --> 01:24:16,318
so when will you be done watching?

1413
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:19,825
What the hell? That's ridiculous

1414
01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:22,537
I've made a lot of effort learning the game

1415
01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:24,453
I know you like it

1416
01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,123
Honey, hurry up

1417
01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:36,954
otherwise we'll miss the
ferry back to shekou

1418
01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:38,748
I'll take this too

1419
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,624
honey, even if you buy more bras

1420
01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:45,658
you won't get bigger boobs, or grow taller

1421
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:48,620
or get prettier, hurry up

1422
01:24:51,167 --> 01:24:53,203
shopping with my wife

1423
01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,581
here we are again

1424
01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,075
she takes forever to pick out a few clothes

1425
01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:02,331
damn slow

1426
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,366
like a snail

1427
01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:06,203
I have no choice

1428
01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:08,081
but to stand here

1429
01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:11,663
now she's left me

1430
01:25:13,292 --> 01:25:18,616
waiting here, how sad

1431
01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:24,783
shopping, getting her nails and hair done

1432
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,074
waiting for the wife

1433
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,745
she's left me for a dress

1434
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,703
I'm dying

1435
01:25:32,292 --> 01:25:34,248
she won't leave if a sale is on

1436
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:41,113
when can I get a massage?

1437
01:25:42,292 --> 01:25:44,499
My days are wasted everyday

1438
01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:48,160
won't someone just shoot me now?

1439
01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:53,907
Excuse me

1440
01:25:55,542 --> 01:25:57,533
- ma'am, can I go first?
- No

1441
01:25:57,792 --> 01:25:59,282
sorry, can I...

1442
01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:04,416
I'm about to pee myself,
I drank too much water

1443
01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:07,450
I want to pee but there's
a long queue ahead

1444
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,910
men have it all easy

1445
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,119
there are never queues for them

1446
01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:15,000
how troublesome, there
aren't enough ladies' room

1447
01:26:15,042 --> 01:26:17,784
hold it until I can release in a stall

1448
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:22,824
I should have just barged into one

1449
01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:25,290
being a woman

1450
01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:26,163
taking a leak

1451
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,250
how pathetic

1452
01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:32,366
- non-stop shopping
- Wait a little longer

1453
01:26:32,417 --> 01:26:36,615
I want to rebel but I'm still here

1454
01:26:36,667 --> 01:26:41,741
- this is my destiny
- Wait a little longer

1455
01:26:41,792 --> 01:26:44,124
our relationship might be halted anytime

1456
01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,749
keep holding, damn it, I'm about to burst

1457
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,365
- keep waiting, damn it,
- Non-stop shopping

1458
01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:50,036
there aren't enough toilets

1459
01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:52,768
- keep holding, I'm about to burst
- She's not stopping

1460
01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:55,784
wait a bit, hold it in

1461
01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:58,791
it's hurting my bladder

1462
01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:04,199
I don't have energy to wait any longer

1463
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:07,036
this is insane

1464
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,493
wait a little longer

1465
01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:09,956
I need to release

1466
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,663
I need to piss

1467
01:27:14,042 --> 01:27:16,283
I can't wait anymore!

1468
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:23,416
Hey guys, zip your flies

1469
01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,664
I'm coming in!

1470
01:27:26,417 --> 01:27:29,659
What's happening?

1471
01:27:29,708 --> 01:27:30,993
What's wrong?