1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:04,701 'The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.' 2 00:00:13,101 --> 00:00:16,181 ROB: The Tokyo Olympic Games are just around the corner, 3 00:00:16,221 --> 00:00:18,941 so Romesh and I are on a very special mission... 4 00:00:18,981 --> 00:00:20,941 -You ready? -Yeah. You look good. 5 00:00:20,981 --> 00:00:23,101 ..to see if we have what it takes 6 00:00:23,141 --> 00:00:26,381 to join the ranks of the world-beating team GB. 7 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:30,661 Last week we handpicked Olympic sports 8 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:32,621 that we thought we'd have a chance at. 9 00:00:32,661 --> 00:00:35,941 There must be one here that we're gonna excel at. There must be. 10 00:00:35,981 --> 00:00:38,381 Our hopes were sunk on the canoe slalom. 11 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:40,301 (SCREAMS) Oh, God! 12 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:43,541 And a weightlifting didn't exactly lift our spirits. 13 00:00:43,581 --> 00:00:45,261 I hate it. 14 00:00:45,301 --> 00:00:48,141 But Rom did show some promise on the hockey field. 15 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,021 (CHEERING) 16 00:00:52,381 --> 00:00:54,381 So, this week I need a win... 17 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,901 (GROANS) 18 00:00:56,941 --> 00:00:59,501 ..as we continue on our search for a sport... 19 00:00:59,541 --> 00:01:01,981 Pull. ..we were born to do. 20 00:01:17,141 --> 00:01:19,301 First up, Romesh, Max Whitlock. 21 00:01:19,341 --> 00:01:21,421 The greatest British gymnast of all time. 22 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:23,141 Who is the second greatest? 23 00:01:23,181 --> 00:01:26,981 Oh. Old, you know, Carl Sleeves. 24 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,981 But Max Whitlock is truly amazing. Yes. He is. 25 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:34,781 Proper Olympic great. He is well flexible, mate. 26 00:01:34,821 --> 00:01:37,781 Proper flexible. Mad flex. He's got mad flex. 27 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:41,301 -So flexible. -He's bendy, he's ripped and he's a nice guy. 28 00:01:41,341 --> 00:01:45,301 Ripped and flexible? I bet he's got a really tiny dick. 29 00:01:45,341 --> 00:01:47,701 And a nice guy. Had you been ripped from 16, 30 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,741 just the way you'd swagger around life. 31 00:01:49,781 --> 00:01:52,501 You'd be so different. Top off whenever the sun came out. 32 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:54,861 No reason to try and be funny or interesting. 33 00:01:54,901 --> 00:01:57,941 If you had a six-pack, would you be tops off walking around a park? 34 00:01:57,981 --> 00:02:00,461 -No. -No? Well, I'd like to think I wouldn't. 35 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:05,061 If I had Max Whitlock's physique, I'd be unbearable. 36 00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:07,461 I'd do so many Instagram pictures on holiday. 37 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:10,581 I'd be like, "Look at my brown head and completely white body." 38 00:02:14,061 --> 00:02:17,181 If you were picking something you might be good at, what would it be? 39 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,021 In gymnastics? In gymnastics, yeah. 40 00:02:19,061 --> 00:02:21,821 I'd need something that does most of the work. Trampoline? 41 00:02:21,861 --> 00:02:23,581 Yeah. I like the idea of trampoline. 42 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,541 I've got a mini trampoline for the kids. 43 00:02:25,581 --> 00:02:28,221 With three months of Instagram stories to show for it. 44 00:02:28,261 --> 00:02:30,541 Oh, sorry. Some of us have time to Instagram 45 00:02:30,581 --> 00:02:32,541 cos we're not on the telly all day. 46 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:34,261 Ooh, boy. 47 00:02:34,301 --> 00:02:36,861 It's egotistical to talk about myself on Instagram. 48 00:02:36,901 --> 00:02:39,781 I should just get a television show named after me. 49 00:02:39,821 --> 00:02:41,861 A pun of my own name on the TV. 50 00:02:41,901 --> 00:02:43,901 The Ranganation. 51 00:02:43,941 --> 00:02:46,261 Misadventures With Romesh Ranganathan. 52 00:02:46,301 --> 00:02:48,181 Rob 53 00:02:48,221 --> 00:02:50,421 So, do you do telly without your name in it? 54 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,301 I did Judge Romesh. 55 00:02:52,341 --> 00:02:54,101 Yeah. Oh, whoops. 56 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:59,501 I can't see us being good at gymnastics. 57 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:01,661 Do you know what? I think you are right. 58 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:05,021 But if we've got any ability, Max will be able to find it. 59 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,701 Max Whitlock MBE 60 00:03:09,741 --> 00:03:12,861 is the most successful gymnast in British history. 61 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,901 COMMENTATOR: Oh, he nails it well under pressure. 62 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:17,861 He broke onto the scene at 19, 63 00:03:17,901 --> 00:03:20,701 winning two bronze medals at London 2012. 64 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:23,301 Four years later, at Rio, 65 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:26,181 he cemented his place in British sporting history, 66 00:03:26,221 --> 00:03:29,901 winning another bronze and not one but two gold medals... 67 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:33,661 And Max Whitlock has just landed on a gold medal. 68 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:38,101 ..becoming Team GB's first ever Olympic gymnastics champion. 69 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,181 Wow. (APPLAUSE) 70 00:03:43,221 --> 00:03:45,061 Yes, Max. Hello, mate. 71 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:46,861 How are you both? All right? 72 00:03:46,901 --> 00:03:49,541 Just taking in that and the fact you've got your top off. 73 00:03:49,581 --> 00:03:52,021 It's a lot to process. It's a lot happening there. 74 00:03:52,061 --> 00:03:55,501 I thought I'd take you through some training today if you're up for it. 75 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,941 It will be quite intense, some serious stuff, 76 00:03:57,981 --> 00:04:00,901 but it should be good, if you're willing to get stuck in. 77 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,301 What's happening there, mate? Let's strip off. 78 00:04:03,341 --> 00:04:05,741 Want to go topless now? Yeah. Might as well. 79 00:04:06,661 --> 00:04:08,461 Join in with Max. 80 00:04:11,781 --> 00:04:13,621 Let's do it. -You ready? -Yeah. 81 00:04:13,661 --> 00:04:15,341 You look good. Cool. 82 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,661 Our moves wouldn't win any medals... 83 00:04:17,701 --> 00:04:20,141 I don't know why we did that. 84 00:04:20,181 --> 00:04:22,181 ..so we decided to dress for glory. 85 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,061 ♪ X gon' give it to ya # What? 86 00:04:24,101 --> 00:04:27,181 ♪ Waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya 87 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:29,501 ♪ Knock, knock # Open up the door, it's real... ♪ 88 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,141 You don't look impressed. YOU don't look impressed. 89 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:34,021 That's the problem. (LAUGHS) 90 00:04:34,061 --> 00:04:36,021 Are we intimidating you? A little bit. 91 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:38,181 What's it like seeing a real man in this shit? 92 00:04:38,221 --> 00:04:40,581 Welcome to the gun show. #RealBritain 93 00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:42,621 (LAUGHTER) 94 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,741 That's what a real man looks like. Yeah. 95 00:04:45,781 --> 00:04:47,981 It looks good. Yeah. Comfy? 96 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,741 That actually hurt a lot more than I thought it would. 97 00:04:50,781 --> 00:04:53,341 Right, so, we will start off with getting warmed up. 98 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:57,181 Stop injuries from happening. We'll start off with an on-the-spot. 99 00:04:57,221 --> 00:05:00,421 Come on, mate. Some jogging, get ourselves warm. 100 00:05:00,461 --> 00:05:04,461 I was crap in PE. Humiliatingly bad. Terrible at gymnastics. 101 00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:06,701 I decided to leave that part of my life behind 102 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,421 and go on and do something else. 103 00:05:08,461 --> 00:05:10,501 Straight legs. That's it. (LAUGHTER) 104 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:13,621 Like that? (LAUGHTER) 105 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:17,381 And sadly, as a result of being involved in this show, 106 00:05:17,421 --> 00:05:20,941 I have to relive all of my PE lessons all over again as an adult. 107 00:05:23,301 --> 00:05:25,301 Me, Romesh, big baby. (LAUGHTER) 108 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:29,221 The target, then, is to touch your toes. 109 00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:31,541 (SCREAMS) Yes, Rom. You're getting there. 110 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,581 How you like that shit, Whitlock? 111 00:05:33,621 --> 00:05:35,341 On more than one occasion 112 00:05:35,381 --> 00:05:39,261 Rob Beckett has described himself as hypermobile. 113 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:43,381 Rob Beckett and hypermobile should not be in the same sentence. 114 00:05:43,421 --> 00:05:45,861 In fact, Rob Beckett is not mobile. (GROANS) 115 00:05:45,901 --> 00:05:47,621 (LAUGHTER) 116 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,701 I could end up with egg on my face 117 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,781 if he suddenly pulls out a bloody double pirouette with a... 118 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,821 I don't know what things are called. 119 00:05:55,861 --> 00:05:57,661 Nice. Is that it? 120 00:05:57,701 --> 00:05:59,701 Yeah, that's was. You prick. 121 00:05:59,741 --> 00:06:02,781 The cartwheel was fine, but that's not Olympics, is it? 122 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,501 That was a heavy bum. 123 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:06,341 What next? Hopscotch? 124 00:06:06,381 --> 00:06:08,141 Tag? It? 125 00:06:08,181 --> 00:06:10,061 How is he able to do it? You prick. 126 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:12,981 (GRUNTS) 127 00:06:15,981 --> 00:06:17,741 Go on. 128 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:21,821 That was pretty good. We're getting there. 129 00:06:21,861 --> 00:06:23,541 Yeah. Based on what? 130 00:06:23,581 --> 00:06:26,181 (LAUGHTER) What evidence have you got of that? 131 00:06:27,061 --> 00:06:29,461 Max's favourite event is the pommel horse. 132 00:06:30,621 --> 00:06:32,901 That's an Olympic champion. 133 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:35,581 After seeing us in action... 134 00:06:35,621 --> 00:06:37,701 Your body goes around, hand lifts up. 135 00:06:37,741 --> 00:06:40,381 The reigning world and Olympic champion decided 136 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:42,661 we would be better off learning the basics 137 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:44,821 on a giant mushroom and plastic bucket. 138 00:06:44,861 --> 00:06:48,021 Right, off you go, Rom. Don't overload the mushroom. 139 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:50,661 I don't give a shit about overloading the bucket. 140 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,581 That's it. Go on, then. You've got to move your body around. 141 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,301 That's it. Yes. That's it. 142 00:06:55,341 --> 00:06:57,581 Oh. Nearly. That's it. 143 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,621 There you go. That's it. Legs come around. 144 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:02,861 And spin 'em. (LAUGHS) 145 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:05,541 He's supposed to be facing forward, -isn't he? -Yeah. 146 00:07:06,741 --> 00:07:08,741 (LAUGHTER) 147 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,941 I feel like the world's saddest gnome. 148 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:21,581 The mushroom and bucket is how, in gymnastics, they scaffold learning. 149 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:23,301 That is to start you off. 150 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:28,021 That's it. Hello. Give me... No. He's gone. 151 00:07:28,061 --> 00:07:31,621 That would take me 18 months to 2 years 152 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:33,661 to even manage one rotation. 153 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,421 Oh, no. He looks like he's been caught. 154 00:07:37,461 --> 00:07:39,141 (LAUGHTER) 155 00:07:39,181 --> 00:07:41,021 You got yourself a big fish. 156 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,541 Reel me in. 157 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:46,301 It looks like a film. 158 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,501 It was so, so awful. 159 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:51,261 This looks hard. I reckon you've got this. 160 00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,941 I actually think... I genuinely think you've got this. 161 00:07:53,981 --> 00:07:56,221 Really go for it. Some speed... (LAUGHS) 162 00:07:59,461 --> 00:08:01,141 It's hard, that, innit? 163 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,301 It must be easier just on there. 164 00:08:03,341 --> 00:08:05,021 But it wasn't. 165 00:08:05,061 --> 00:08:07,261 So, right leg round and in. Oh. (GROANS) 166 00:08:07,301 --> 00:08:09,741 (CHUCKLES) Ever confident, I will go again. 167 00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:13,021 Right leg... Yeah. Pull up. 168 00:08:14,901 --> 00:08:17,301 The old arms. 169 00:08:17,341 --> 00:08:19,141 Whoo! 170 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:22,341 The mushroom and bucket was not our event, 171 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,621 but, luckily, there was plenty more to try. 172 00:08:24,661 --> 00:08:26,901 Shall I show you what it's like? -Yeah. -Sure. 173 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,941 Maybe the vault would be easier. 174 00:08:30,701 --> 00:08:32,741 Nope. Absolutely not. 175 00:08:32,781 --> 00:08:35,301 OK. Yeah? No. 176 00:08:35,341 --> 00:08:38,141 The challenge might as well be, "Rob, be Asian." 177 00:08:38,181 --> 00:08:42,021 Yeah. "Rob and Rom, your challenge for the day, speak fluent Punjabi." 178 00:08:42,061 --> 00:08:43,741 ♪ Better, better get out my way... ♪ 179 00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:46,021 After our pathetic show on the pommel, 180 00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:48,701 Max decided to bring the vault down to our level 181 00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:50,901 and Rob attempted a forward roll. 182 00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:54,941 (GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES) 183 00:08:54,981 --> 00:08:56,781 The neck took a lot of that, Max. 184 00:08:56,821 --> 00:09:00,381 Stupidly, I decided to try something more ambitious. 185 00:09:04,861 --> 00:09:07,421 (LAUGHTER) He's gone under. 186 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,301 This is like fucking quicksand. 187 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:13,541 So, we are here at the rings. Yeah. 188 00:09:13,581 --> 00:09:15,901 I think, first off, we will start with hanging. 189 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:19,661 I suspect we are gonna start and finish with hanging. Spoiler alert. 190 00:09:19,701 --> 00:09:23,461 I know your job is the, sort of, low morale guy. 191 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,941 Yeah. You've joined me, haven't you? Yeah. 192 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:28,661 I just think... I think what's happened is 193 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,541 we've put this on, which is the worst we've ever looked, 194 00:09:31,581 --> 00:09:35,821 and then, after a series of failures, it does start to hit morale. 195 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,661 Yeah. But we're gonna smash this. 196 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:40,861 Yeah, this has got Rob and Romesh -written all over it. -Yeah. 197 00:09:42,461 --> 00:09:45,421 How difficult is this compared to the mushroom and bucket? 198 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:47,941 That sounds like a terrible pub name, doesn't it? 199 00:09:47,981 --> 00:09:49,781 What's the weight limit on this? 200 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,541 (CHUCKLES) I actually don't know. 201 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:54,181 I would love it if it just snapped off. 202 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:55,981 (LAUGHTER) 203 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:57,701 Oh, fuck. (LAUGHTER) 204 00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,421 I nearly went then. 205 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:02,061 Fucking hell. 206 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:06,821 Like the shittiest episode of Ninja Warrior ever. 207 00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:08,621 Oh, I'm sorry, mate. 208 00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:14,181 That's it. How is that feeling? It is feeling quite solid? 209 00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:16,421 I feel like I'm fat. 210 00:10:16,461 --> 00:10:19,381 We thought we were fat and it was shown to us today. 211 00:10:19,421 --> 00:10:21,141 (SHRIEKS) 212 00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:23,021 I cannot support my own bodyweight. 213 00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:25,141 That is no way to live, is it? 214 00:10:25,181 --> 00:10:26,981 (GROANING) 215 00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:29,901 And I think that is not the way an Olympian should be. 216 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,421 Why is it so hard? (FARTS) 217 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:37,181 Oh. That was all right. 218 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,821 (CHUCKLES) I did a blow-off. 219 00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:44,661 I tried to hide it in the foam, but he heard it. 220 00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,421 The sound man heard it. 221 00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:48,341 I had chicken tikka masala for lunch. 222 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,501 Apologies if the ring smells now, Rom. 223 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:52,981 You've got a smelly ring on your hand, I'm afraid. 224 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:56,101 Oh, I don't think I can do this. (BOTH LAUGH) 225 00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:58,461 You push it with your hands? No, your foot. 226 00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:01,101 I didn't think that bit would be the challenge. 227 00:11:01,141 --> 00:11:04,381 -It does feel weak. -That don't look strong enough, does it? 228 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:06,541 It's like walking out on an ironing board. 229 00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:12,101 To be good at gymnastics requires a level of physicality 230 00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:15,021 that I not only cannot achieve, I cannot imagine. 231 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:17,701 ♪ I'm-a swing it, watch me bring it to the next level ♪ 232 00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:19,941 There he is. Oh! (LAUGHTER) 233 00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,901 Back up. 234 00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:26,821 Nice. That's it. Legs forwards and backwards at the same time. 235 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:29,141 Legs together. Legs together. Legs together. 236 00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:30,981 That's it. (GROANS) 237 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,581 That's horrible. That is horrible. 238 00:11:35,621 --> 00:11:38,861 Max decided to bring our agony to an end on the trampoline. 239 00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:42,541 Oh! OK, yeah, that is mental. 240 00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:44,421 Glasses off, let's go. 241 00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:46,181 Let's do this. Glasses off. 242 00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:49,781 ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump # Jump, jump, jump, jump... ♪ 243 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:54,101 Ooh. Ooh! He's got a bit of pace about him out of nowhere, hasn't he? 244 00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:56,861 He's loving that. Hands in the air. Whoo. 245 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,581 You look like you're at the front row for a Wu-Tang gig. 246 00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:03,301 (LAUGHTER) Yes! There he goes. 247 00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:05,861 Nobody describes a trampoline as unpredictable. 248 00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:08,781 But yet, every single time I came back down onto it, 249 00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:11,661 I was surprised by how quickly it came up to meet me. 250 00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,701 (LAUGHTER) 251 00:12:13,741 --> 00:12:17,821 That can't be real. That can't be real, mate. 252 00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:19,741 Was that ChuckleVision? 253 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,021 Yeah, the trampoline I thought would've been easier. 254 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,421 That took you by surprise, didn't it, Rob? 255 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:28,421 Stay light. Don't need to go too high. 256 00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:30,301 (LAUGHTER) 257 00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:34,541 Why am I going so high? I can't stop it. 258 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:38,141 I'm used to a circle one with netting that I've got at home. 259 00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,061 So that gives you a bit of protection. 260 00:12:40,101 --> 00:12:42,101 That is too bouncy. (LAUGHTER) 261 00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:44,741 Why won't it stop? 262 00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,301 I'm not doing anything. (LAUGHS) 263 00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:51,021 It had more bounce than I needed. 264 00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:53,861 (LAUGHTER) 265 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,021 That was the hardest thing -we've ever done. -OK. 266 00:12:57,061 --> 00:12:59,821 And that's the worst -we've ever been at anything. -Yeah. 267 00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:04,421 But you were very patient and I enjoyed the trampoline thing. 268 00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:06,261 Mushroom bucket was hard work. 269 00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,781 I think I may have to sue for my neck. 270 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,501 Maybe gymnastics isn't your thing. 271 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,221 No. I don't know. 272 00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:15,141 You put that really nicely. (CHUCKLES) 273 00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:18,101 I've never heard the word "maybe" take so much stress. 274 00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:19,821 Well, thank you very much. 275 00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,621 We're gonna pop back and probably cry in the shower for a bit 276 00:13:22,661 --> 00:13:24,421 and then head home and re-evaluate. 277 00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,541 Thanks for coming. -Cheers, Max. -Thanks. 278 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,261 Good luck in Tokyo. Thank you. 279 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:29,981 See you later, bro. See you. 280 00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:32,141 Stop looking at my arse, Max. (LAUGHS) 281 00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:44,781 Let's do it. (SHRIEKS) 282 00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:47,421 Rom and I are searching for our inner Olympian. 283 00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:49,141 You got yourself a big fish. 284 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:50,941 (LAUGHTER) Reel me in! 285 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:53,821 Our training session with world title winner 286 00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:56,421 and double Olympic champion Max Whitlock 287 00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,101 has exposed our woefully inadequate gymnastics skills. 288 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:03,461 (GROANS) Maybe gymnastics isn't your thing. 289 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:06,701 Next on our list was the throwing events. 290 00:14:06,741 --> 00:14:09,301 Otherwise known as fat sports. 291 00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:11,941 Hi, and welcome to Fat Sports. 292 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,181 Two fat guys turning up to do fat sports. 293 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,541 Sponsored by Pizza Hut Buffet. 294 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,621 And up steps Rob Beckett. 295 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:21,021 Usual ritual of eating three or four Pringles 296 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,061 before he steps up to throw the javelin. 297 00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:26,301 And stuffed crust, that's far! 298 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:29,421 That is nearly as high as his cholesterol there. 299 00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,261 To make sure we didn't do ourselves an injury, 300 00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:40,621 we were going to be trained by Olympic legend Denise Lewis, OBE. 301 00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:45,021 It was the Sydney Olympics in 2000 302 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:47,541 that Denise stormed to a momentous victory, 303 00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:50,581 becoming the first European to win the heptathlon... 304 00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:53,461 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) She is the Olympic champion. 305 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:57,221 ..and bring home one of Team GB's 11 golds. 306 00:14:57,261 --> 00:15:00,061 -Hi, Denise. -Hello. Hey! Hi, guys. 307 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:03,221 How you doing? You good? Welcome to St Mary's Athletics Club. 308 00:15:03,261 --> 00:15:05,381 You're gonna do some throwing with me today. 309 00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,381 Yes. We're very excited about throwing. 310 00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:09,181 Rob calls them fat sports. 311 00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:12,421 Well, what I'm saying is the main people that do the throwing ones 312 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,701 are, sort of, heavier set. 313 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:17,341 Rob, you're the one that said you could easily do this 314 00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,061 after eating three or four pies. 315 00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:21,701 You've invented that, but I think I could. 316 00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,461 (LAUGHS) Let's have a look, then. 317 00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:26,941 Let's see what you've got. This is gonna be a head-to-head, isn't it? 318 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:28,661 We wanna see who's the best here. 319 00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:30,821 Go and get changed and I'll see you in a bit. 320 00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:34,621 Before we started lobbing heavy objects, we needed to stretch out. 321 00:15:34,661 --> 00:15:37,861 We've got some warm-up aids. Grab one each. 322 00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:41,701 What do you look like? We've got lockdown hair going on. 323 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,861 I think it actually quite suits you. Thanks. 324 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,501 I like the longer hair, the slightly darker... 325 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,621 What do you call that? Dirty blonde? 326 00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:51,181 First time Rob's been described as slightly darker. 327 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,101 He is the whitest bloke I know. 328 00:15:55,101 --> 00:15:57,381 Rob Beckett, super-dark. 329 00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:02,101 "You see that programme where Denise threw with Romesh and Rob?" "Which one is Rob?" "The dark one." 330 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:03,861 (LAUGHTER) 331 00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:06,661 Right, you two. Right. Restore order. 332 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:09,301 Right. So, this is not a necklace, Rob. 333 00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:11,541 We're gonna use this to stretch. 334 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:13,261 Oh, yeah. Oh, I like that. 335 00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:15,261 This is a great bit of kit for home as well. 336 00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:18,061 If the kids are annoying, you could tie them up with these. 337 00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:21,341 Yeah. Twang their little buttocks. Why did I say that out loud? 338 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,021 Twang their little buttocks. I think I'm the one that's slightly darker. 339 00:16:25,061 --> 00:16:27,181 Next, Denise gave us the chance 340 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:30,381 to showcase our fancy footwork on the agility ladder. 341 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:36,141 -I shouldn't laugh. -Is that right? It's really right. It's right. 342 00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:38,981 It's just that you cracking up isn't that motivational. 343 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,861 Keep those toes up. Nice. 344 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,901 (LAUGHTER) 345 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,701 Really quick. I love it. Too quick? 346 00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:52,421 (LAUGHTER) 347 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,781 I actually managed to fall off a flat ladder. 348 00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,741 We hadn't even started. 349 00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:59,901 Now we were limbered up, it was time for our first challenge. 350 00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:01,621 The javelin. 351 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:04,421 Accelerates. Oh, this looks huge! 352 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,301 Gives it plenty. It looks good! 353 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:08,021 It's a world record! 354 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,541 Having tested Denise's patience in the warm-up, 355 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:13,261 we'd probably need to be more careful now she was armed. 356 00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:16,741 I want you to try and stab this point into the ground. 357 00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:18,541 So, just release... 358 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:21,381 ..and throw. OK. 359 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,101 Just nice and easy. Easy. 360 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,661 So, keep the point nice and close to your head. 361 00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:27,541 Arm back. 362 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,581 It don't look like how you did it, Denise. 363 00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:31,301 Just face slightly more side-on. 364 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,261 Sorry I don't look like the heptathlete. 365 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,061 Olympic champion. Sorry about that. 366 00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:38,341 I'm just saying, it doesn't look like you're doing the same thing. 367 00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:41,421 He looks like a cab driver who caught one in the car park. 368 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,581 Whose is this? Is this someone's? 369 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:46,461 I'll get it back to you, mate. (LAUGHTER) 370 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,501 ♪ Don't sweat the technique... ♪ 371 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,381 Sure, I looked a bit awkward. Just take your arm back. 372 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,421 But after a few pointers from Denise... 373 00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:55,181 See? Is that it? 374 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:57,021 ..I was good to go. Launch it. 375 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:00,301 Fabulous. Great. 376 00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:03,701 You take your strut. You go and own it, Romesh. 377 00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:06,741 Thank you. Thank you. OK. Let me step back this side. 378 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,701 (CHUCKLES) 379 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,701 ♪ Good morning, ladies and gentlemen... ♪ 380 00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:16,341 I have no words. That's fantastic. (LAUGHS) 381 00:18:16,381 --> 00:18:18,141 He's found his event. 382 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,981 See, I really regret the strut now. 383 00:18:20,021 --> 00:18:21,821 Rob was a natural at the javelin. 384 00:18:23,821 --> 00:18:25,501 I mean, he's good. 385 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:29,061 If you wanted to fall behind to someone, 386 00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:30,781 Rob Beckett is probably 387 00:18:30,821 --> 00:18:33,701 one of the worst human beings on the planet to do that to. 388 00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:36,461 I just need to increase power and speed. 389 00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,581 When he discovers he's good at something, 390 00:18:38,621 --> 00:18:40,501 he truly is a piece of shit about it. 391 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,261 It don't look human, does it? 392 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:47,581 What did I do wrong? You didn't do anything wrong. 393 00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:49,981 Do you want me to get it while you explain what to do? 394 00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:52,901 OK, I can do. Everything he does is calculated. 395 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:56,061 What he is saying is, "I am now on Denise's side." 396 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,341 When we arrived here, it was Rom and Rob. 397 00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,261 And now it's Denise and Rob 398 00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:04,541 versus Rom's lack of coordination and physicality. 399 00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:06,421 Fancy, fancy. Is that right? 400 00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:08,461 Yeah, keep moving. Try and move now. 401 00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:13,901 That's all right, Rom. Yeah. 402 00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:17,541 After that performance, the javelin was definitely off my shortlist, 403 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:20,221 but there were still three more things to throw. 404 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:22,261 Next up, the shot put. 405 00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:27,141 At the elite level, these giants can launch a seven-kilogram shot 406 00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,101 well over 20 metres. 407 00:19:29,141 --> 00:19:31,141 But what did we have in our locker? 408 00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:33,181 First thing is positioning with the shot. 409 00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:35,421 See these little fatty pads you've got there? 410 00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,301 Yeah. Yeah. Fatty pad. 411 00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:39,501 Press the ball... Fatty pad. 412 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,541 Get it on the fatty pad. Yeah. 413 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,261 Get it on the fatty pad. 414 00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:45,261 Hold tight. (LAUGHTER) 415 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,141 Hold tight with the fatty pads. 416 00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:51,181 Once your first shot put is on your fatty pads, you're gonna... 417 00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:53,101 RAPPING: # Put it in your necky crease 418 00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:55,141 ♪ On the fatty pad # In the necky crease 419 00:19:55,181 --> 00:19:57,221 ♪ Turn around and, baby, I feel release ♪ 420 00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:59,381 So, fatty pad, necky crease. Let's go. 421 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,981 Elbow high and then you're going throw. 422 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,701 Right. Go on, then, Robby. 423 00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:07,101 Half a pint of water has leaked out of my eye. Is that normal with the cold? 424 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:09,261 That's how it started for me. (LAUGHS) 425 00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:14,981 Oh, that was good. Big man Rob. 426 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,901 Big man Rob on the shot put ting. 427 00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:21,581 Denise was really, really impressed with what Rob did. 428 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,901 Really explode with the legs. Nice. 429 00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:27,181 She wasn't impressed with what I did. 430 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:30,301 Which is fine because I was crap. 431 00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:32,101 Oh, fuck. 432 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:36,501 Not sure what to say about that one, to be honest. 433 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:40,581 When it became offensive was when I started to get patronised. 434 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:46,181 I think you've done really well. That's really good. 435 00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:47,901 I would do a shot that was easily 436 00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:49,901 two to three metres shorter than Rob's. 437 00:20:49,941 --> 00:20:53,141 And then they would all gather round like I was a new puppy 438 00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:54,981 and tell me how well I'd done. 439 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,141 That's good. And again. We go again. 440 00:20:58,181 --> 00:21:00,181 Me and Denise were worried about Romesh. 441 00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:02,981 His head's gone. He's just thinking, "I can't, I can't." 442 00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:06,421 The truth is he can't, but we need to try and pretend to him that he can. 443 00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:08,261 (SCREAMS) 444 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,941 I'm not even joking, that was really nice. 445 00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:12,661 Ah, thanks, Denise. 446 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,341 It was time to get hammered. 447 00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:19,901 Future Olympian Taylor Campbell was on hand to show us how it's done. 448 00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,821 Boys. Hammer throw. 449 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,541 You start on your right. 450 00:21:36,581 --> 00:21:39,781 You swing it round your head, you brush your hair. 451 00:21:39,821 --> 00:21:41,781 And then you throw. Yeah. 452 00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:43,581 That's called a standing throw. OK. 453 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:45,621 And that's what you boys will be doing. 454 00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:50,061 And it turned out the hammer was a great leveller... 455 00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:53,581 Absolutely out of control there. 456 00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:56,821 ..because Rob was rubbish... I was in another dimension! 457 00:21:56,861 --> 00:21:58,981 (LAUGHTER) 458 00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:00,821 ..and so was I. 459 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,861 There we go. -That's it, Rom. -Throw. 460 00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:05,021 (LAUGHTER) Yes! 461 00:22:05,061 --> 00:22:07,981 I'm never, ever doing that again. Thank you. Cheers, mate. 462 00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:11,661 I'm never touching one of those ever again. Thank you. Good night. 463 00:22:14,221 --> 00:22:18,741 For Romesh to restore some dignity, all his hopes rested on the discus. 464 00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:25,781 COMMENTATOR: Third round. His best so far, 66 metres. 465 00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:27,701 Oh, he's got this flying flat. 466 00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:31,101 That's a big throw. That's a massive throw for Dacres. 467 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,141 So, you really want the discus to work off the fingers. 468 00:22:38,141 --> 00:22:40,101 (GRUNTS) Got that? 469 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:41,821 Got it, yeah. 470 00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:48,261 Better on the grass. 471 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:51,061 So, I'm gonna do a little demonstration with my throw. 472 00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:52,981 Get it in the fatty pad. No? (LAUGHS) 473 00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:54,941 No fatty pad. -No fatty pad. -Fatty pad. 474 00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:56,741 (CHUCKLES) Fingers. 475 00:22:56,781 --> 00:22:59,581 OK. You pointed, I thought that was my nickname. 476 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:02,581 Fatty Pad. Right, Fatty Pad, you listening? 477 00:23:02,621 --> 00:23:05,221 Right, are you ready? Rob here and my mate Fatty Pad. 478 00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:07,021 We're gonna learn how to do discus. 479 00:23:07,061 --> 00:23:09,261 All right, sorry, Denise. (LAUGHTER) 480 00:23:09,301 --> 00:23:11,821 Should we crack on? Rotate back. 481 00:23:11,861 --> 00:23:14,101 Release and throw. Oh. 482 00:23:14,141 --> 00:23:17,181 That's good. Arm up. 483 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:20,141 That's not too bad. I really think I'm gonna smash this. 484 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:23,301 How am I looking form-wise, Denise? Looking good. 485 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:28,701 Oh! That's your first one. 486 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:33,181 What did I do wrong? I thought Rob looked pathetic when he did it and I didn't do it as well as him. 487 00:23:33,221 --> 00:23:35,861 What were you thinking about when you were throwing? 488 00:23:35,901 --> 00:23:38,621 Might be a bit dark for this show. 489 00:23:38,661 --> 00:23:41,621 Sort of, haven't been talking much at home. 490 00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,701 Hope she still loves me. That kind of thing. 491 00:23:43,741 --> 00:23:45,821 See, you need to change it up a bit. 492 00:23:46,941 --> 00:23:48,621 Rob had given his all. 493 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,981 Now I had one last shot at saving face. 494 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:52,701 There he is. 495 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:55,261 I would have to dig deep and unleash the beast. 496 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,621 It was do or die. Positivity. 497 00:23:57,661 --> 00:24:00,661 Romesh, you look powerful, you've got big, strong, long arms. 498 00:24:00,701 --> 00:24:02,421 Positive. Spin and send her home. 499 00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:05,821 OK. When we did the javelin, when we did the shot put, 500 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,181 I was slightly worried about not being in full control. 501 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:11,221 I was holding back a little bit. 502 00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:13,741 We've been crap at everything we've done so far 503 00:24:13,781 --> 00:24:16,301 and then as I stepped up to do the discus, I thought, 504 00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:18,821 "This time, Romesh, really go for it. 505 00:24:18,861 --> 00:24:20,741 Really, like, give it your all." 506 00:24:25,061 --> 00:24:26,741 Oh, shit. 507 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,461 Fucking hell. 508 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,701 Are you serious? Are you all right, Denise? 509 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,061 What are you doing? (LAUGHS) 510 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:39,061 I nearly said to you to aim for the open bit. 511 00:24:39,101 --> 00:24:41,581 I literally saw my life flash in front of me. 512 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,501 I'm so sorry. Romesh. 513 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:48,061 Romesh Ranganathan threw a discus at Denise Lewis' head. 514 00:24:48,101 --> 00:24:50,621 That is not a sentence I thought I'd say today. 515 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:53,221 But I have. And she laughed it off. 516 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:57,541 And I don't know why cos it nearly killed her. 517 00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:00,101 Based on what you saw today, is there anything 518 00:25:00,141 --> 00:25:03,141 that you, sort of, think we had any kind of potential in? 519 00:25:03,181 --> 00:25:06,261 I kind of know the answer from me. You still need to keep looking. 520 00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:07,981 OK. What about me? 521 00:25:08,021 --> 00:25:10,501 Javelin. I was very impressed. Got a natural arm. 522 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,341 I've got a very unnatural arm. 523 00:25:12,381 --> 00:25:15,261 I think your biggest problem is your self-belief. 524 00:25:15,301 --> 00:25:18,061 Tell yourself that you are better than you think you are. 525 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,701 Well, I think I'm absolute shit, so... 526 00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:23,141 All right. I'll do that. I'll take that forward. 527 00:25:23,181 --> 00:25:24,981 Thank you very much for today. 528 00:25:25,021 --> 00:25:28,181 Denise, good luck with the legal case you're bringing against me. 529 00:25:28,221 --> 00:25:31,061 Yeah. You'll hear from my lawyers. Yeah. Thank you. Cheers. 530 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:33,941 Cheers. Thanks, guys. -Thanks, guys. -Thank you. Bye. 531 00:25:33,981 --> 00:25:35,781 That couldn't have gone worse for me. 532 00:25:35,821 --> 00:25:38,741 They've got no hope. Yeah, they haven't. Not at all. 533 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:49,541 (GRUNTS) We were on a mission with Team GB 534 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,701 to discover the sport we were born to do. 535 00:25:51,741 --> 00:25:53,421 (LAUGHTER) 536 00:25:53,461 --> 00:25:55,741 After being outclassed by Rob in the javelin... 537 00:25:55,781 --> 00:25:57,461 I mean, he's good. 538 00:25:57,501 --> 00:26:00,621 ..and nearly killing sporting hero Denise Lewis in the discus... 539 00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,341 Oh, shit. ..it was clear. 540 00:26:02,381 --> 00:26:04,941 The throwing events were not for me. I'm so sorry. 541 00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:09,741 Last on our list and our final chance at glory was shooting. 542 00:26:09,781 --> 00:26:12,181 So we headed to EJ Churchill, 543 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:14,981 the home of Team GB's elite shooting squad. 544 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:17,421 It feels like, if there was something 545 00:26:17,461 --> 00:26:20,181 that we've got an untapped skill in, it could be this. 546 00:26:20,221 --> 00:26:22,501 We'd be trained by Olympic hopefuls 547 00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:25,301 Aaron Heading and Georgina Roberts... 548 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,861 -Hi, you all right? -You all right? -Hello. -Hiya. 549 00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:32,741 ..who are on hand to introduce us to our little friends. 550 00:26:32,781 --> 00:26:34,621 These are what we will be using today, 551 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:37,021 which is just an over and under 12-bore. 552 00:26:37,061 --> 00:26:39,301 You've never used one of these before, have you? 553 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,541 No, never. It's gonna be a surprise for you. 554 00:26:41,581 --> 00:26:44,781 I have done clay pigeon shooting before, but hungover on a stag do. 555 00:26:44,821 --> 00:26:48,021 I've played a lot of Call Of Duty over lockdown. 556 00:26:48,061 --> 00:26:49,741 And I'm pretty good at that. 557 00:26:49,781 --> 00:26:52,381 That's more controller than gun, but it's all the same. 558 00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:55,021 It's exactly the same. This could be your calling card. 559 00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:57,981 -You know? -So, you do have to be physically fit to do it? 560 00:26:58,021 --> 00:26:59,901 Just a good general condition. 561 00:26:59,941 --> 00:27:02,541 OK? We haven't got to run marathons to keep fit. 562 00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:05,301 You're not doing cardio. You're not running marathons? 563 00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:08,061 No. No. So this must be a tick on your box. 564 00:27:08,101 --> 00:27:10,061 Yeah, exactly. That's why we're here. 565 00:27:10,101 --> 00:27:14,341 So, no marathons, but really good general fitness. 566 00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:16,741 Looking at the professionals, it gives me hope. 567 00:27:16,781 --> 00:27:19,501 So, hopefully, Aaron can lead me and Rom to Olympic glory. 568 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:22,661 Paris, here we come. Only two hours away. It's worth a go, in it? 569 00:27:22,701 --> 00:27:26,141 So, are you ready to try some guns? Yes, we were. 570 00:27:26,181 --> 00:27:28,221 Wow. How does it feel? 571 00:27:28,261 --> 00:27:31,181 Powerful. Now I've got it in my hand, I just want to go to town. 572 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:33,901 Go to town, walk into a Tesco's, everybody hit the floor. 573 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:36,861 Yes. Yeah. Wouldn't do that. 574 00:27:36,901 --> 00:27:38,741 You wouldn't do that. No. No. 575 00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:40,501 Instead of doing a heist... 576 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,381 Let's do this. After you. 577 00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:44,261 ..we decided to shoot some clays. 578 00:27:45,221 --> 00:27:47,541 Right after we dropped into the gift shop. 579 00:27:47,581 --> 00:27:49,701 ♪ THE STOOGES: I Wanna Be Your Dog 580 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:59,021 ♪ Now I wanna be your dog 581 00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:04,101 ♪ Now I wanna be your dog # Come on ♪ 582 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,821 (CHUCKLES) I'm feeling it. 583 00:28:05,861 --> 00:28:07,701 Do you wanna be careful with that thing? 584 00:28:07,741 --> 00:28:09,741 You are swinging it around like a lunatic. 585 00:28:09,781 --> 00:28:12,581 All right. I'll do the little - Adopt the safety position. 586 00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:15,021 The handbag hold. Are we gonna fire real bullets? 587 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:17,421 Are they bullets? Is that what they're called? 588 00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:19,301 Is it blanks? It can't be real bullets. 589 00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:21,461 Like, shoot you in the stomach bullet, can it? 590 00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:23,461 What's a shoot you in the stomach bullet? 591 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,181 Like... (GROANING) 592 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:27,221 You know what I mean? It's not like... Yeah. 593 00:28:27,261 --> 00:28:29,621 I'm sure it will be, "That was loud, but is it real?" 594 00:28:29,661 --> 00:28:31,701 No, I think it will hurt and kill you if you - 595 00:28:31,741 --> 00:28:35,141 Yeah. Well, let's not do that. Also, I'm not a big fan of clay. 596 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,341 What do you mean? I'm from South-East London. 597 00:28:37,381 --> 00:28:40,261 That's why there's no tube network, the ground is too clay-y. 598 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,981 So that always frustrated me. 599 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,661 I've always had that regional hatred towards clay. 600 00:28:44,701 --> 00:28:48,021 You never fail to surprise me with the things you're passionate about. 601 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,741 I hate clay. I never thought - 602 00:28:49,781 --> 00:28:52,381 Oh, mate, the issues I've had with subsidence. 603 00:28:52,421 --> 00:28:54,541 I'll have you know, it's a silent killer. 604 00:28:54,581 --> 00:28:57,461 It's like the Japanese knotweed of South-East London. 605 00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,661 Should we go shoot the shit out of some stuff? 606 00:28:59,701 --> 00:29:03,221 I just wanna bruck up some clay now. Me too. Clay is gonna get mush-up. 607 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:05,541 Mandem gonna destroy, brap! 608 00:29:05,581 --> 00:29:07,941 Pigeons gonna get mash-up all over the place. 609 00:29:07,981 --> 00:29:10,501 Gonna splash pigeon in the head. (LAUGHTER) 610 00:29:14,341 --> 00:29:18,621 We'd be starting at the novice stand and Aaron showed us how it was done. 611 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:20,541 Good luck, mate. Thank you. 612 00:29:20,581 --> 00:29:23,461 It'd be embarrassing if you didn't get it, as an Olympian. 613 00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:25,261 I am shitting myself. 614 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,301 Pull. 615 00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,861 (GUNSHOT / CHEERING) Ah. 616 00:29:33,181 --> 00:29:34,861 Just like that. Well, that was cool. 617 00:29:34,901 --> 00:29:37,141 Blowing the smoke out the end of your shotgun. 618 00:29:37,181 --> 00:29:40,021 -Yeah. -Oh, I like the smell. It's like firework night. 619 00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:42,381 It's beautiful, innit? Sorry, I was a bit loud. 620 00:29:42,421 --> 00:29:44,941 (ALL LAUGH) Yeah, it's beautiful, innit?! 621 00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:47,221 Right. Who's going first? 622 00:29:47,261 --> 00:29:49,341 Go on, Beckett. Do you want me to go first? 623 00:29:49,381 --> 00:29:52,061 Yeah, cos I'm scared. OK. All right, I'll go first. 624 00:29:52,101 --> 00:29:53,861 Come on over. 625 00:29:53,901 --> 00:29:55,701 I have to admit it, I was nervous too. 626 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:58,261 Here we go. Let's do this. HIGH-PITCHED: Pull! 627 00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:02,461 -Did I get it? -No. What do you mean, did you get it? 628 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,701 My aim wasn't Olympic standard either. 629 00:30:04,741 --> 00:30:06,861 HIGH-PITCHED: Pull! (GUNSHOT) 630 00:30:06,901 --> 00:30:08,701 Pull! (GUNSHOT) 631 00:30:08,741 --> 00:30:10,661 -Agh! -Whoa. Rob, can I ask you? 632 00:30:10,701 --> 00:30:12,541 Why do you keep saying pull like that? 633 00:30:12,581 --> 00:30:14,341 Your voice keeps breaking. "Pull!" 634 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,701 You sound like you've just gone through puberty. 635 00:30:16,741 --> 00:30:18,941 You sound distressed. Cos I'm really nervous. 636 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:20,661 (LAUGHTER) 637 00:30:20,701 --> 00:30:22,781 I thought, "Did I imagine it the first time?" 638 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,301 Then three times in a row, you've gone, "Pull!" 639 00:30:25,341 --> 00:30:27,061 OK, I'll try - 640 00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:29,821 Just work on the pull. Everything else is good. 641 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,621 Pull. (LAUGHTER) 642 00:30:32,781 --> 00:30:34,581 (GUNSHOT) Absolutely no chance. 643 00:30:34,621 --> 00:30:38,621 My eyes are all over the gaff. I just can't...aim. 644 00:30:38,661 --> 00:30:42,021 So, what this seems to be is a slight eye dominance issue. 645 00:30:42,061 --> 00:30:43,781 I'm struggling with the eyes. 646 00:30:43,821 --> 00:30:46,981 I can't shut the left one. Which is integral. 647 00:30:47,021 --> 00:30:50,901 It's as important as that. I don't know what I'm gonna do. 648 00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:53,501 It's like, I might as well just have both eyes shut. 649 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,221 I might do that the next one. 650 00:30:55,261 --> 00:30:57,901 I know we are playing fast and loose with safety, but... 651 00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:01,381 All right. OK. Sure, Mr Health and Safety. 652 00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:04,021 Where's your high-vision, nerd? (LAUGHTER) 653 00:31:04,061 --> 00:31:06,141 If I want to shoot blind, I will shoot blind. 654 00:31:06,181 --> 00:31:07,981 (LAUGHTER / GUN COCKING) Thank you. 655 00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:10,021 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, forgot that bit. 656 00:31:10,061 --> 00:31:11,781 (LAUGHTER) 657 00:31:11,821 --> 00:31:13,741 If you're having problems with vision, 658 00:31:13,781 --> 00:31:16,581 I don't know what's gonna happen when I step up there. 659 00:31:16,621 --> 00:31:19,741 We only picked this because we thought we might be able to do it 660 00:31:19,781 --> 00:31:21,981 and our eyes are gone. (CHUCKLES) 661 00:31:22,021 --> 00:31:24,261 Rob, try with a bit of card behind your glasses. 662 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,781 -OK. -That should just block that vision for this shot. 663 00:31:26,821 --> 00:31:28,501 Confidence is up now. 664 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,221 You can see it, can't you? It should be. You look the part. 665 00:31:31,261 --> 00:31:33,141 Hey. Oh, that's better. Perfect. 666 00:31:33,181 --> 00:31:35,181 I feel confident now. He's ready. 667 00:31:35,221 --> 00:31:37,301 Do I look like an Olympian? You look great. 668 00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:39,541 Yeah. Good luck. 669 00:31:39,581 --> 00:31:41,621 Right, OK. Pull! 670 00:31:41,661 --> 00:31:44,781 (GUNSHOT / CHEERING) Come on! 671 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:48,181 It turns out, Rob, without the home-made eyepatch, 672 00:31:48,221 --> 00:31:50,621 absolute dog shit at clay pigeon shooting. 673 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,341 Pull. (GUNSHOT) 674 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:54,941 Smashed it. OK. This isn't good news. 675 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:57,941 When he put that little sliver of card in, he becomes a demon. 676 00:31:57,981 --> 00:32:00,621 Pull. Yes! 677 00:32:00,661 --> 00:32:02,421 How cool do I look now? 678 00:32:02,461 --> 00:32:04,501 It's an incredible transformation. 679 00:32:05,621 --> 00:32:08,181 I was very good, considering I'm a complete novice, 680 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:09,901 so, with your experience... 681 00:32:09,941 --> 00:32:12,781 I knew you were gonna do that. Let's see what you can do, Rom. 682 00:32:12,821 --> 00:32:14,901 Under pressure. OK, let's do it. 683 00:32:16,221 --> 00:32:18,861 Rob hadn't exactly lowered the stakes. 684 00:32:18,901 --> 00:32:21,101 OK. Pull. Go on, Rom. 685 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,901 Underneath. Go on. 686 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,741 (GUNSHOT) There you go! 687 00:32:24,781 --> 00:32:26,821 Come on! I don't know how you hit that one. 688 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:30,501 I thought he bottled it. No, no. That was impressive. 689 00:32:31,381 --> 00:32:33,101 Feels good. It does, doesn't it? 690 00:32:33,141 --> 00:32:35,901 It feels really good. Look at his little face. His smile. 691 00:32:35,941 --> 00:32:39,541 As soon as you hit that first clay, oh, mate. 692 00:32:39,581 --> 00:32:41,581 All right, let's try and get two in a row. 693 00:32:41,621 --> 00:32:43,501 Smooth like butter. Pull. 694 00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:47,421 (GUNSHOT) -Two out of two! -Yeah! 695 00:32:47,461 --> 00:32:49,821 I was buzzing, mate. Absolutely buzzing. 696 00:32:49,861 --> 00:32:52,421 Pull. Underneath. 697 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:55,381 (GUNSHOT / CHEERING) 698 00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:57,261 Come on! Right up. 699 00:32:57,301 --> 00:32:58,981 Another. 700 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:01,301 Yes! You're an animal! You're an animal! 701 00:33:01,341 --> 00:33:03,501 Another. (GUNSHOT / CHEERING) 702 00:33:04,421 --> 00:33:06,661 Another. Yes! 703 00:33:06,701 --> 00:33:08,381 Come on! 704 00:33:09,341 --> 00:33:11,021 (LAUGHTER) 705 00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:13,381 It was incredible. Oh, yes! 706 00:33:13,421 --> 00:33:15,501 Gotta do ten. Ten in a row. Gotta do ten. 707 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:17,581 How many was that? That was nine. 708 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,021 Oh, I don't wanna ruin it. (LAUGHTER) 709 00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:22,461 Go on. We believe in you. You can do it. 710 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,781 Ten in a row. Here we go. OK. 711 00:33:25,821 --> 00:33:27,501 Yeah. Pull. 712 00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:33,221 Yes! Come on! 713 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,941 Ten in a row. Ten, baby! 714 00:33:34,981 --> 00:33:37,621 You found your sport. I can't believe this is happening. 715 00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:39,661 This is for all you pricks that doubted me. 716 00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:41,381 (LAUGHTER) 717 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,901 It turns out Romesh is incredible at shooting. 718 00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:46,621 Yes! Come on! 719 00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:49,341 The one-eyed bandit destroyed those clays. 720 00:33:50,341 --> 00:33:52,821 Legend. Smoked it. He actually smoked it. 721 00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:55,461 He smoked it. I don't know what that means, but he did it. 722 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,421 Yes, Romesh. Whoo! 723 00:33:57,461 --> 00:33:59,141 You're smoking it, mate. Whoo! 724 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:00,901 You found your calling, mate. 725 00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:03,461 What's weird is the eye that you use, it feels like... 726 00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,821 I'm doing it with a curtain being drawn across it. 727 00:34:05,861 --> 00:34:08,101 Maybe that's why you are doing it so much lower. 728 00:34:08,141 --> 00:34:11,021 That is why. I'm doing it as soon as I see it. 729 00:34:12,661 --> 00:34:15,141 It's like, "There's no clay. There it is!" 730 00:34:16,061 --> 00:34:20,741 Our entire friendship, Rob has derived joy 731 00:34:20,781 --> 00:34:22,901 and banter from my eye. 732 00:34:22,941 --> 00:34:26,981 To turn up here and find out that it's his eye that's the problem... 733 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:29,661 This is one of the greatest experiences of my life. 734 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,301 Let's now go on and do what we do. 735 00:34:32,341 --> 00:34:35,061 Shall we leave this one and go and do the Olympic track? 736 00:34:35,101 --> 00:34:37,661 OK, let's do this. We are going to the Olympics. 737 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,381 (LAUGHTER) 738 00:34:49,701 --> 00:34:52,181 Rom and I are on a journey with Team GB. 739 00:34:53,421 --> 00:34:55,101 Yes! He's an animal! 740 00:34:55,141 --> 00:34:58,861 So far, it looked like Rom had finally found his sporting talent. 741 00:34:58,901 --> 00:35:00,901 Come on! You found your calling, mate. 742 00:35:00,941 --> 00:35:03,101 This is for all you pricks that doubted me. 743 00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:07,821 But now it was time for us to step up to the Olympic track. 744 00:35:07,861 --> 00:35:10,901 So, when you shoot, the target will cross underneath it, 745 00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:13,381 so you will be able to see it when it comes out. 746 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,381 To see if we truly had what it takes, 747 00:35:15,421 --> 00:35:17,221 we'd have to shoot our clays 748 00:35:17,261 --> 00:35:20,941 slung randomly from any of the 15 concealed tracks. 749 00:35:20,981 --> 00:35:22,661 When you call pull, you don't know 750 00:35:22,701 --> 00:35:24,901 if you're gonna get a left, a centre or a right. 751 00:35:24,941 --> 00:35:27,461 This was it. Record in time. 752 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,261 That pigeon got powdered, you little powdered bitch. 753 00:35:30,301 --> 00:35:32,621 Could I beat Rom in the final showdown? 754 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:37,861 OK, guys. Let's go into a shootout. A shootout? 755 00:35:37,901 --> 00:35:40,741 Three shots each. Let's see who wins. 756 00:35:40,781 --> 00:35:43,021 Eyepatch. Good luck, Beckles. 757 00:35:43,061 --> 00:35:46,661 That's not your cardboard thing, that's a label from your clothes. 758 00:35:46,701 --> 00:35:48,541 (LAUGHTER) 759 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,021 Is that your first time wearing that outfit? 760 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,541 I've got so many pockets. 761 00:35:53,581 --> 00:35:56,101 I can't take it back now. Perfect. 762 00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:58,061 Good luck, Robby. 763 00:35:58,101 --> 00:35:59,781 Thanks, baby. 764 00:36:00,901 --> 00:36:02,901 Close your legs. (LAUGHTER) 765 00:36:04,341 --> 00:36:07,981 I can stand how I want. Just relax. Just relax. 766 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:10,741 Just relax. Don't... 767 00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:12,461 Pull! 768 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:15,661 (ALL CHEERING) Robby! 769 00:36:15,701 --> 00:36:17,381 That's... Incredible. 770 00:36:17,421 --> 00:36:19,301 ..Olympic level, yeah? (CHUCKLES) 771 00:36:19,341 --> 00:36:22,221 I am really worried. I'm popping pigeon powder... 772 00:36:22,261 --> 00:36:24,781 (LAUGHTER) ..at the Olympic level. 773 00:36:24,821 --> 00:36:26,861 Yeah. You are. I cannot believe that. 774 00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:30,301 Go on. Off you go, Rommy. Right, OK. Pressure's on now. 775 00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:32,821 I'm not having this little prick. No pressure. 776 00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:35,221 No presh, mate. You have to hit it. 777 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,821 OK. Pull. Shoot it. 778 00:36:37,861 --> 00:36:40,101 Yes! Come on! You hit it! 779 00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:42,621 Yes, Romesh! He hit it. 780 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,341 That was brilliant. (BLOWS AIR) 781 00:36:44,381 --> 00:36:46,621 OK, cool. -So far you're both on one. -Yeah. 782 00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:49,741 (LAUGHTER) 783 00:36:49,781 --> 00:36:51,621 He's pissing me off now. 784 00:36:51,661 --> 00:36:53,661 Don't worry. Pull. 785 00:36:55,341 --> 00:36:57,861 (LAUGHTER) 786 00:36:57,901 --> 00:37:01,301 Mad Dog Beckett on the shooting. (LAUGHTER) 787 00:37:01,341 --> 00:37:04,341 Bollocks. No pressure, Romesh. No pressure. 788 00:37:04,381 --> 00:37:06,341 The old trustee! 789 00:37:06,381 --> 00:37:08,901 Surely that eyepatch is illegal. (LAUGHTER) 790 00:37:08,941 --> 00:37:10,781 It's a performance-enhancing drug. 791 00:37:12,341 --> 00:37:14,541 OK. Pull. Go. 792 00:37:14,581 --> 00:37:17,501 -Yes! -Yes! -Come on! -Yes! 793 00:37:17,541 --> 00:37:19,381 Did you hit it? He hit it, yeah. 794 00:37:19,421 --> 00:37:21,621 Whoo! Oh, no, he didn't. 795 00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:23,981 He barely skimmed it. What are you talking about? 796 00:37:24,021 --> 00:37:26,141 He hit that. Honestly, he hit it. 797 00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:27,861 OK. He hit it. He hit it. 798 00:37:27,901 --> 00:37:30,341 They're saying it. I didn't see nothing, mate. 799 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,941 I didn't see no powder. Take your patch off and watch. 800 00:37:32,981 --> 00:37:36,461 I didn't see no powder. OK, boys. Now it's sudden death. 801 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:38,461 Go on, then, Becks. Good luck, Romesh. 802 00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,501 Hope the best guy wins. (CHUCKLES) 803 00:37:43,581 --> 00:37:45,301 Pull. 804 00:37:49,781 --> 00:37:51,861 Ohhhh! Oh, too soon. 805 00:37:51,901 --> 00:37:55,341 Got too excited. Powder-free. 806 00:37:57,981 --> 00:38:01,341 Romesh, this is your time. I'm ready. Don't worry about that. 807 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:03,061 He's not scared. 808 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:07,861 Pull. 809 00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:11,501 Ohhhh. Shit-house. 810 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:16,141 Keep going. Go on, Rob. 811 00:38:16,181 --> 00:38:19,381 Eyepatch. Perfect. Safety off. 812 00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:21,101 Pull. 813 00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:25,701 Yes! The pigeon powder! He's back. 814 00:38:25,741 --> 00:38:28,661 You see it? You see the powder? Sudden death, Romesh. 815 00:38:28,701 --> 00:38:30,901 Big boy stuff. He's got it in the locker? 816 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,581 He can only hit on a sad, we know that. 817 00:38:34,621 --> 00:38:36,301 (CHUCKLES) He can only - 818 00:38:36,341 --> 00:38:39,101 Shut up! Lean forward and go for it. 819 00:38:39,981 --> 00:38:42,221 OK. (EXHALES) 820 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,501 Pull. 821 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,301 Ohhhh! We have a winner. 822 00:38:53,221 --> 00:38:55,061 Good game, Romesh. 823 00:38:55,941 --> 00:38:58,821 I had half an hour thinking I was good at something. 824 00:38:58,861 --> 00:39:01,301 You was good at something, just not as good as me. 825 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:04,301 Romesh, considering, you did really well, mate. 826 00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:07,141 All things considered. All things considered... 827 00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:10,381 ..you did amazing. You did really, really well. 828 00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,621 We still hit Olympic standard targets, Rom. 829 00:39:12,661 --> 00:39:14,341 Yeah. Definitely. Both of us. 830 00:39:14,381 --> 00:39:17,061 Sure, me more than you. Let's not get bogged down by that. 831 00:39:17,101 --> 00:39:20,221 We both hit Olympic standard targets. Roll on, Paris. 832 00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:23,341 To be fair, I know you both did really, really well at sporting. 833 00:39:23,381 --> 00:39:25,221 But this is another level, 834 00:39:25,261 --> 00:39:28,421 so the fact that you hit anything is amazing. 835 00:39:28,461 --> 00:39:31,021 Really proud of us. Romesh, we're good at something. 836 00:39:31,061 --> 00:39:33,141 I know. It's incredible. It feels weird. 837 00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:36,221 Now, when we started this... Yeah. 838 00:39:36,261 --> 00:39:39,021 ..and we were talking about what sports we were gonna do 839 00:39:39,061 --> 00:39:41,981 and we were gonna find something we might be Olympians at... 840 00:39:42,021 --> 00:39:43,981 Yep. ..I thought we were joking. 841 00:39:44,021 --> 00:39:45,701 Yeah, yeah, I just thought, 842 00:39:45,741 --> 00:39:48,781 "We'll be crap at everything, but it will fill an episode." 843 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,141 At the end, we'd go, "Olympians really are good at what they do." 844 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,981 Yeah. "We've got no chance." 845 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,741 But it turns out... We have. 846 00:39:55,781 --> 00:39:58,941 ..we're a pair of clay pigeon shooting bastards. 847 00:39:58,981 --> 00:40:00,861 Oh, my God. Aren't we? 848 00:40:00,901 --> 00:40:03,021 -Yeah. -Bang. Yeah. Instinct. 849 00:40:03,061 --> 00:40:04,981 Pigeon powder. That's what it is. Yeah. 850 00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:07,701 Opened her up. Boom. Powder. Boom. Powder. 851 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:09,461 Thank you. Ten in a row. 852 00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:12,061 Ten in a row. Oh, my God. 853 00:40:12,101 --> 00:40:15,141 Yes, it was the practice range for kids, but still, ten in a row. 854 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:16,941 He hit it on the sag. Bang. 855 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,101 Hit on the apex? No, thank you, mate. 856 00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:21,981 I'm gonna hit it where my lazy eye allows me to see it. 857 00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,741 The old eyelid got in the way of that one. There it is. Bang. 858 00:40:24,781 --> 00:40:27,501 When the eyelid curtain reveals, I will pull the trigger. 859 00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:30,301 HIGH-PITCHED: Pull! That's got to be sorted, though. 860 00:40:30,341 --> 00:40:33,461 It sounded like they had your family hostage and they said, 861 00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:35,981 "If you don't hit this clay, we'll kill them all." 862 00:40:36,021 --> 00:40:38,381 Yeah. That's what it sounded like. "Pull!" 863 00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:40,101 Yeah. I'll work on that. 864 00:40:40,141 --> 00:40:42,341 But when you are covered in pigeon powder dust, 865 00:40:42,381 --> 00:40:45,421 who cares what you sound like? It affects your voice, doesn't it? 866 00:40:45,461 --> 00:40:48,221 Who would have thought that it'd be you with the eyepatch? 867 00:40:48,261 --> 00:40:50,341 I know. I'm nicking your act. 868 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,261 They'll get us confused. 869 00:40:52,301 --> 00:40:54,141 Only two eyes between them. 870 00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:02,061 Two painful weeks had passed since we'd shortlisted the Olympic events 871 00:41:02,101 --> 00:41:04,021 that we thought we could master. 872 00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:06,141 There it is. Our future. 873 00:41:06,181 --> 00:41:08,581 We might be joining the Olympics. 874 00:41:08,621 --> 00:41:11,461 It hadn't been easy. (LAUGHTER) 875 00:41:11,501 --> 00:41:14,341 First, we took to the water for the canoe slalom... 876 00:41:14,381 --> 00:41:16,061 Where is that prick? 877 00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:18,621 ..and quickly found ourselves out of our depth. 878 00:41:18,661 --> 00:41:20,581 Oh, shit! 879 00:41:20,621 --> 00:41:22,621 Undeterred... Tornado! 880 00:41:22,661 --> 00:41:26,101 ..next we headed to the gym to try weightlifting. 881 00:41:26,141 --> 00:41:28,941 Which, to be fair, wasn't our finest hour. 882 00:41:28,981 --> 00:41:30,661 I hate it. 883 00:41:30,701 --> 00:41:33,901 But just when things looked their bleakest... 884 00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:36,781 I discovered I had some talent in goal on the hockey team. 885 00:41:36,821 --> 00:41:39,141 (CHEERING AND LAUGHTER) 886 00:41:39,181 --> 00:41:41,021 Come on! 887 00:41:41,061 --> 00:41:44,221 And for once, Rob was left speechless. 888 00:41:44,261 --> 00:41:46,581 See you later, loser! 889 00:41:46,621 --> 00:41:51,021 Feeling confident, next we tried our hands at gymnastics, 890 00:41:51,061 --> 00:41:53,261 with truly pathetic results. 891 00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:55,181 Maybe gymnastics isn't your thing. 892 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,861 Then we took to the field in what we were hoping 893 00:41:57,901 --> 00:42:00,061 would be a clean sweep of the fat sports. 894 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:03,141 (SCREAMS) Rob had shown some early promise. 895 00:42:03,181 --> 00:42:05,301 I have no words. That's fantastic. 896 00:42:05,341 --> 00:42:08,181 But, unbelievably, it turns out... 897 00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:10,461 Pull. Yes! 898 00:42:10,501 --> 00:42:12,821 ..we were born to shoot. Shoot it. 899 00:42:12,861 --> 00:42:14,541 Come on! 900 00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:17,581 Popping Olympic clay pigeon powder was our calling. 901 00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:20,221 Would you like a drink? I would love a drink, please. 902 00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:22,421 Now we had wrapped up our sporting journey... 903 00:42:22,461 --> 00:42:24,421 Beer? ..we headed to Rob's man cave... 904 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:27,541 (GRUNTS) ..where he said he had a surprise in store. 905 00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:30,701 So, we found our sport. Yeah. We have found our sport. 906 00:42:30,741 --> 00:42:33,021 To celebrate, I got you a present. Shut your eyes. 907 00:42:33,061 --> 00:42:35,381 This is a little present to say well done 908 00:42:35,421 --> 00:42:37,581 on us finding our sport. 909 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,621 Open 'em up. (LAUGHS) 910 00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:43,181 I got you a gun. 911 00:42:44,101 --> 00:42:47,301 So, now, on the weekend, shoot the shit out of clay. 912 00:42:47,341 --> 00:42:49,861 Have we really got guns? The bloke sorted me out a deal. 913 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,781 The geezer at the shooting place? Yeah. 914 00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:53,861 He had two knocking about. What do you mean? 915 00:42:53,901 --> 00:42:55,861 My uncle had some, but his stopped there. 916 00:42:55,901 --> 00:42:58,101 My uncle got robbed by someone with one of them. 917 00:42:58,141 --> 00:43:00,061 Let's put them away until we need them. 918 00:43:00,101 --> 00:43:03,301 But yeah. So, what happens, then? 919 00:43:03,341 --> 00:43:07,061 If I have a break-in, I phone you and say to the burglar, 920 00:43:07,101 --> 00:43:08,901 "Wait there cos in 45 minutes to an hour 921 00:43:08,941 --> 00:43:11,221 you're gonna be really sorry you've turned up." 922 00:43:11,261 --> 00:43:14,381 I'd break the speed limit if you had a burglar, so a half hour. 923 00:43:14,421 --> 00:43:16,421 One of the nicest things you've ever said. 924 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,661 That's the key to my guns. Why are you saying it like that? 925 00:43:19,701 --> 00:43:21,501 Cos I've never had a key to guns. 926 00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,781 This key is to my gun cabinet. (LAUGHS) 927 00:43:23,821 --> 00:43:27,541 Front door, back door, gun cabinet. Welcome. 928 00:43:28,861 --> 00:43:31,021 Yeah, that ruined it at the end. Yeah. 929 00:43:32,021 --> 00:43:36,061 More good news. We're signed up for the British qualifiers for shooting. 930 00:43:37,141 --> 00:43:39,621 Yeah, I'm not going to that. 931 00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:07,141 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk