[rock music]
- We're gonna put our foot on the gas and get ready.
- I'm a villain now, bitch.
[cackles]
- Let's get disco-y.
[upbeat music]
- This is "All Stars Untucked."
- So many gags and goops, baby.
- Take a timeout with legendary queens
returning to battle in the Tournament of All Stars.
- I know you hoes put me last.
- The shade will reveal itself.
- 'Cause, honey, if you're not watching
"All Stars Untucked"...
- I'm a little stressed out right now.
- You're only getting half the story.
- Don't go anywhere.
[upbeat music]
- Getting in the van on the way to the Smackdown for the Crown.
Yeah. - Whoo!
- Joey Jay is here too.
Hi, Crystal. How are you feeling?
- Hey! - Are you--
we are the lip sync assassins of the season.
So are you feeling confident and excited, Crystal?
- [laughing] - You know, um--
- Everyone is full of jokes this morning.
- Shut the fuck up, Jasmine.
- We're all very excited.
- Lucky. - We only broke down--
I only broke down, like, two times this weekend?
- Yeah. - So--which was, like,
really, like--it's new.
- Yeah. - It's a new thing.
- Judged on--
[laughter]
- I just thought the talents would be judged on...talent.
[laughs]
A'keria, how are you feeling this morning?
- Oh, I feel good.
- OK, y'all.
Well, y'all might as well come on and watch me
put on my five minutes of makeup and my wig.
- Today, it's Silky's day.
[indistinct chatter]
- We're walking into the studio right now.
♪ ♪
Last day.
You want a sneak peek?
Yeah, yeah, I picked out the wallpaper myself.
I've got my music in right now.
♪ ♪
Just getting ready.
I feel good, I look good.
♪ ♪
Yeah.
Werk Room.
♪ ♪
- This is the calm before the storm.
♪ ♪
- I'm feeling so excited to get out there.
And you know what?
In my first bracket, I had a song
that I didn't do any disco moves.
So I'm gonna pull out disco moves
for the girls back home.
It is the finale of the Tournament of All Stars,
and I think my chances are looking pretty good.
I have a lot of pressure on my shoulders,
coming in with two semifinal wins,
but I have to focus on the challenge at hand,
because we have some really heavy hitters in this top six,
but I know I can hold my own.
♪ Bracket 2, we're coming for the crown ♪
- ♪ Bracket 2, we coming for the crown ♪
- ♪ Bracket 3, I'ma take you down ♪
- ♪ Disco Divas, friends till the end ♪
- ♪ This is Bracket 2, and we the shit ♪
- I'm all sparkly now.
I have my little cha-cha merengue on.
Ah!
I can do a little jazz.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
I feel like I have the odds against me,
being the bottom girl for these bitches.
And so I don't feel like a lot of girls
expect me to be here today.
But throughout this tournament,
I feel like I've really shown, like, what I can do on stage
as far as a lip sync,
because at this point, I'm 3 and 0.
♪ ♪
- I just want to let you know I look gorgeous.
- You look all right.
[suspenseful music]
- You guys, I'm the only one without a big coat.
- Oh, my gosh, you didn't get the memo?
- What do I do? - You didn't get the memo?
- I don't have a big coat. I forgot my big coat at home!
- You're gonna spoil the big surprise.
- Fuck!
♪ ♪
- We are about to disco diva the house down boots.
At least that's what the kids say.
I am scared shitless.
But I've come into this season prepared.
And this is the last box to check.
I haven't lip synced yet on the Tournament of All Stars.
And I am at 0 for 2
lip sync success in my history.
So am I quaking?
Yes.
- We were supposed to look like
we're in the '70s, not like we're in our 70s.
[all exclaiming]
- Gather her!
- I'm not worried about her, sis.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
Oh, am I mic'd? - Yeah, bitch.
- I didn't even realize. Just slipped out.
- [laughs]
- I'm so ready.
Mwah.
- Oh, my God, are we ready to disco or what?
Come on, bitch. No wig? Where?
- These hoes gon' have to come see me.
Y'all already know what I do.
I ain't got nothing to talk about.
See you on the stage, bitch.
- My top six All Stars,
Disco Smackdown for the Crown rules are in full effect.
There will be three rounds
and five disco classics
until one winner
puts on her boogie shoes
and struts away with the grand prize of $200,000.
[dramatic music]
Now, based on your performance in the semifinals,
two of you will automatically advance to round two.
- Gag.
- Crystal Methyd, as the Top All Star of the Week
for both semifinal episodes,
you are advancing to round two.
- Yes!
- And joining you will be the All Star with the highest
average MVQ rating across both semifinal episodes,
Jasmine Kennedie.
Let round one of the Disco Smackdown begin!
[upbeat disco music]
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
Dawn,
the time has come
for you to lip sync
for your life!
♪ ♪
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, shantay, you stay.
Dawn, sashay away.
- OK, bye. [laughs]
[chuckling]
[tense music]
OK. [sighs]
I had fun.
I'm proud of myself.
Damn, you're close.
No, just kidding.
Unfortunately, it was sweet little elf girl
against the bitch with the batons.
I didn't snatch the 200K,
but I'm a finalist, so...
[chuckles]
Hi, "Untucked."
I just got eliminated from the Tournament of All Stars.
♪ ♪
But I gotta say,
I'm now sitting here alone in "Untucked."
It's just me and my thoughts and my breasts.
And I gotta say I'm really enjoying it.
These bitches are so loud and obnoxious.
And they're always up in my business and my shit.
OK, well, there's no one in here,
so I guess that means this food is all to myself,
so that's nice.
I'm excited to see Crystal win.
I gotta say I just really want that to happen.
I'm excited about it happening.
♪ ♪
And yeah,
I guess time to hang out with my best friends.
Me, one, two, three, four, five,
six pictures of RuPaul,
and a cocktail.
That's all I need, baby.
[laughs]
I'm excited for all these bitches
that have been talking mad game all week to walk in here.
Jasmine's gonna cry.
It's gonna be great.
- Girl...
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to the Dawn Disco
Viewing and Watch Party Bar and Grill.
I have no guests, but I have plenty in my mind,
so it's fine.
- A'keria C. Davenport, Joey Jay,
the time has come for you
to lip sync for your life.
♪ ♪
Joey Jay, condragulations.
- Oh, my God, I won one!
- A'keria C. Davenport, sashay away.
- Thank you, guys.
♪ ♪
I'm ready for my cocktail.
I'm going through every emotion,
but I'm very proud.
Of course, having $200,000 would have been amazing,
but my mom has always instilled in me,
you can't miss anything you've never had.
And I've never had that $200,000.
So this is my moment to be proud of myself
and what I've accomplished in this competition.
- Bracket 1 represent.
- [laughs]
[sighs] - Yes.
I just know Morgan is turning in her grave right now.
- I cannot wait to call her.
Oh, my God. - Uh-huh.
- The ki's we're going to have.
- You know, if Morphine would be here,
she'd be reading the dog shit out of us.
- Ooh!
There's so many bitches I wanted a piece of.
- Mm.
- Did you have any reveals ready for later lip syncs?
- Yeah, I was gonna take this coat off, of course,
do my costume, and then take my wig off.
- May I be frank? - Sure.
- May I be brutally honest?
I need Silky to win,
because I really don't want to sit back here
with the two of you.
There definitely was a bit of drama happening
for the past two weeks.
- What's going on?
- She knows she's a liar, honey.
That's a different story for a different day.
- OK.
- Wow.
[tense music]
- To say that that has carried over into the vibe
is probably an understatement.
- Was Dawn not playing a game to you?
Because she was the one who masterminded the idea
to put you in the bottom with-- - Well, see, that's the thing--
- That is so--that is such a misrepresentation.
- Is it's a bunch of, he's-- just a bunch of back and forth.
- Girl, it isn't. You went to--
- Mastermind? No, I didn't.
- You're the one that came to everyone and said,
I want to put Silky and A'keria at the bottom.
- I don't know where I stand with these girls.
It feels like Jasmine's against me.
I think me and A'keria are cool, but, like,
at this point,
the Silky and A'keria beef is going to the grave.
I feel like the energy will be crazy.
The two of you just-- it'll be so quiet and awkward.
- I could talk to you. - OK.
- What would you like to talk about?
- [laughs]
Who's gonna walk through that door?
I don't know.
Whoever it is, I'm ready to welcome them with open arms.
And if it's Joey Jay,
I'm ready to tell her that I hate her outfit.
- Girl...
[laughs]
- [laughs]
- Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
Joey Jay, the time has come
for you to lip sync
for your life.
[upbeat disco music]
♪ ♪
Joey Jay, shantay, you stay.
[applause]
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, sashay away.
- Thank you.
[solemn music]
♪ ♪
Damn, I should have chose Jasmine.
Wow.
I'm not happy that I'm not moving on.
I'm really happy for Joey Jay, because at the beginning
of the semifinals, these girls read her for her points.
And to see her put her foot on the gas,
even if that means beating me,
I'm so proud of her for that.
OK, we're in "Untucked."
I just lost my lip sync to Joey Jay, and--
- I just lost mine to Silky.
- Ah!
- I can't believe I had to lip sync
against fucking Silky.
Hey, that was disrespectful, by the way.
- You could have won. - No, not that.
You saw Joey Jay just won.
- When you said--when you said, "I'll take it easy.
I'll pick Dawn."
- Since I'm gonna have to lip sync
three times tonight, I'ma start off light.
Dawn.
- [laughs] - Oh.
- OK.
You didn't need to do all that, girl.
[laughs]
[tense music]
And she smiles.
[laughs]
[beeping]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
First of all, let's-- let's be clear about this.
We all have just lost "Drag Race."
So the vibe is already weird in that regard.
So how do you feel?
- I feel great. - Mm-hmm?
- I think I accomplished what I came here for,
was just to be great, do everything with grace,
and I think I did that.
♪ ♪
- And then Silky and A'keria, I'd rather them be fighting,
but this whole time,
they're just ignoring each other.
- I have so much to be proud of.
And the work is just now starting.
- Yeah. - So...
- Yeah.
I wish that they would just say,
"Hey, bitch, I hate you."
And the other bitch would say, "Hey, bitch, I hate you too."
And then maybe they'd like, kiss.
I don't know. Or punch each other.
No. It's just silence.
♪ ♪
[snorts]
♪ ♪
- Do we get-- do we get more of these?
OK, perfect.
♪ ♪
- What do I do?
♪ ♪
- Girl...
- Joey Jay's already in the top two.
- Mm-hmm. - Gag. Love that for her.
Joey Jay, Jasmine, that would be crazy.
- It'd be insane. - That would be crazy.
Joey Jay, Crystal Methyd?
I feel like Crystal takes it.
But Joey also has done so good.
- Joey's done well. - Joey's done so good. Yeah.
- The second round of the second battle
is about to commence,
and this is gonna be really interesting,
'cause there's two different styles,
the sex kitten against the spooky-dookie queen.
- The level of difference that these two girls have
is, like, crazy.
- It's gonna be a good show.
- I'm curious if Jasmine's gonna do the most,
kicking and splitting
and whatever the fuck she did to Jimbo
in that one lip sync.
[all exclaiming]
- If Jasmine's doing back bends and splits and shit,
but Crystal's giving Crystal,
you know, who's gonna win?
♪ ♪
- Crystal Methyd,
Jasmine Kennedie,
the time has come
for you to lip sync
for your life.
[upbeat disco music]
♪ ♪
Crystal Methyd, shantay, you stay.
- Oh!
Ah!
Jasmine Kennedie, sashay away.
- Oh, this, y'all?
Is just the All Stars exit look.
Bye.
[solemn music]
I wanted this crown so much.
I wanted to win.
But I've learned that I'm a badass bitch.
Like, I'm really good at drag.
And I'm really good at "Drag Race."
Like, I ate.
I feel good. I'm happy.
Listen, do I want to be in the top two?
Of course.
But I had so many amazing times this show
that, like, I can't be upset.
♪ ♪
Even though I didn't make it to the top, I'm top three.
- Top four, but... - Top--
- Technically. - Technically.
- Yeah. - Because there's two left
on stage--I was third. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, but if you had gone before Silky,
then you'd be fourth. - Right.
- So it kind of like-- - Ding!
- Yeah. - [laughs]
- I love being my own cheerleader.
I cheer myself up every day.
The girls know it too.
So why not?
- I somehow have a better lip sync track record
this season than you.
- I know. That's crazy.
- Because I had to do four, and I won one.
- Yeah. I haven't won a lip--yeah.
I haven't won a lip sync this season.
That's fine.
Everyone should be proud of what they did this season.
- Absolutely. - Absolutely.
I have been so close to the crown so many times.
I really thought I had this one.
It should have been me.
[laughing, mock sobbing]
It should have been me.
Oh!
- Attention, All Stars.
Please...[vocalizing]
Your way back to the main stage
for the final Lip Sync for the Crown.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Yeah, it's moving.
♪ ♪
- I'm so happy it is Joey Jay and Crystal.
Crystal is my favorite drag queen of all time,
and Joey Jay came in here
and stormed the fucking girls as the wild card?
And now I get a front row seat to it as it happens.
I can't wait to see how this turns out.
♪ ♪
- Girl...
[dramatic music]
[both shrieking]
- My God!
- Top two!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bitch.
- [moans] - Work.
Oh, my God, congratulations.
- We did it. - Mwah.
- I'm so proud of your gay ass. - Mwah.
Oh, thank you.
[sighs] Wow.
This is crazy. - I know, right?
- Good job. - You too.
Shall we... - Thank you.
- Get ready for this final rumble?
- Yes, honey. Let's do it.
- I am in the final round
of the lip sync Smackdown for the Crown.
Joey may have sent home Silky and A'keria,
but I got rid of Jasmine Kennedie,
so I think we're both gonna be bringing our A game.
♪ ♪
- I am...gag-a-tondra'd.
I am moving into the final round.
There's only one more lip sync
in between me, $200,000,
dinner with RuPaul,
a back rub from Michelle Visage,
a foot rub from Jamal,
and Ross can hold a ring light.
- Here we go! - Ha!
- Ah! - This is crazy.
I love you. Mwah. - Mwah.
- This has been amazing. - Mwah.
- I can't believe it.
Couldn't think of a more attractive top two myself.
- Honey, exactly.
- [laughs] - Right?
Sorry to the other girls.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
- OK!
Let's go give Ru a show.
We are about to have a lip sync battle,
me and Joey Jay,
and I think that I look frickin' hot tonight!
♪ ♪
- Now we're ready.
♪ ♪
Bye!
[beeping] I am so excited.
Oh, let's go.
Let's give Ru a show, bitch.
I'ma get my hands on this [indistinct] ballad, bitch.
Love you.
- Give it up for our top two All Stars,
Crystal Methyd and Joey Jay.
[dramatic music]
This is your last chance to impress me
and prove to the world that
you are a winner, baby!
♪ ♪
The winner...
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars"
is...
♪ ♪
Crystal Methyd!
- [shrieking]
[cheers and applause] - Condragulations.
- Crystal!
- You're a winner, baby.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- Ahh!
Whoo! - You did it, diva!
Yes!
- I just won All Stars 11!
Ahh! [laughs]
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- Good job, Crystal.
Bracket 2!
- Whoo! - Whoo! Whoo!
- Good job, baby.
Mwah.
I came into this competition as an early out,
and I made it to the very end.
- You did so good.
You should be so proud of yourself.
- Thank you. I am.
- Yes. - I am.
- Listen. From wild card to top two.
- I am so proud of myself.
♪ ♪
[inhales sharply] Hard work...
[sighs] Pays off. [sniffles]
And if it's not in the cards, it's not in the cards.
But you can still leave with your head held high
and just get back out there and be sickening.
♪ ♪
Congrats, Crystal. Send me a palette.
- Ahh!
Oh, my gosh!
Me winning All Stars 11 really shows that
you can take anything and make it your own,
and you can do it to the highest degree
and still be unique
and different than everyone else around you.
This is just the crowning look.
If I could send a message
back to that crazy green clown
that walked in on season 12,
I would say, "Keep going, baby.
You're perfect."
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
[rock music]