[rock music]
- I'm untucked and ready for action.
- This ain't your grandma's "Ladies Who Lunch," honey.
- Let's gossip!
- This is "All Stars Untucked."
Take a time-out with legendary queens
returning to battle in the "Tournament of All Stars."
- Let's do this. - Are we going to fight?
- No, no, no, no! - Are we going to fight?
- Y'all already don't want me to lip-sync.
- 'Cause, honey, if you're not watching
"All Stars Untucked"...
- It's OK, sis.
- You're only getting half the story.
- I'm gagged. - You know what the tea is, OK?
[soft dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- This is the part where I become a woman, again.
- I'll be back with my ass on.
Ow!
- This week's Maxi Challenge is the Rappin' Roast.
I didn't have a roast on my season,
so I'm excited to read the girls.
Unfortunately, I was not in the top two last week.
If I don't win this challenge, I'm definitely going to fall
behind on the scoreboard.
It's now time to just show up and show out.
I feel great.
What are the people going to do?
- It's time for the All Star Rappin' Roast!
[dramatic hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you, guys. Amazing job.
We're going to reset.
[whimsical music]
- Well, the competition is really starting to heat up.
The girls are dividing.
And they're planning on conquering,
but not on my watch.
[cackles]
♪ ♪
- I loved my performance in the Rappin' Roast challenge.
But I am a little concerned
that I didn't go as hard as the girls.
So I'm hoping that the judges still liked what I did.
And I'm so excited for this runway.
I always say, if money talks and wealth whispers,
then I am screaming in this couture, honey.
- Oh, my God. Is it Trinity?
- Listen here, Dracula's wife.
Don't start with me. - Oh!
I suck the blood, OK?
- This category is not Transylvania.
- Honey, it's Upper East Side Ladies Who Lunch.
You look like you're going to the damn office.
- Bitch, and I work on the Upper East Side, whore.
- Ladies in the Upper East Side don't work.
- Yes, they do. - No.
The only thing they work is their johns.
- Honey, I work every day, if you know what I mean.
- Oh, I can tell.
- Girls, girls, girls, you're both awful.
[laughter]
- She got us there. - Bitch!
- Real ladies who lunch don't need all of that.
- [laughing] You guys.
OK. There we go.
I did it.
- Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
- Oh.
OK, I'll take that.
- Well, how do you feel?
- We're the richest. - OK.
[laughter]
- I feel good. So, I mean--
- Girl, I think it's going to be you in the top.
- Like, at this point, if this don't work,
bitch, I'm just--like, I don't know what else to do.
[tense music]
- Mom, look who I'm with. - I mean, look.
Hi, Mom.
- Ah, Sassy Star is going to freak out.
- We love you.
- Ugh. - Oof.
- Oh, it's--ah! - We both was like, ugh.
- Oh, tea and crumpets. Well--[scoffs]
- I mean, this outfit is perfect for it.
- How cute!
- We walk into "Untucked," and there's a tea party set up.
I feel like Alice in Wonderland.
It's very posh and proper.
It's giving a little bit "Bridgerton."
I mean, I love it.
- Is this clotted cream, or is this--is this clotted?
- It looks like a--
- Is it clotted? That's the test.
- I need you to stop saying clotted cream.
I do not like the phrase clotted cream.
Something about that just weirds me out.
It's like blood clot. Don't like it.
And then you add cream on top?
Imagine a blood clot with sour cream.
- It's clotted.
- [imitates retching]
- How's everybody feeling?
- I'm happy. - Yeah.
- You should be. - Who cares? Next!
I'm kidding. [laughter]
- Say if I'm wrong.
But I did not hear a single bad critique
about what I did. - No, they loved it.
- I was watching you while some of the girls were rapping.
Like, you never--you were never clocked out back there.
You were animated.
You were performing the whole time.
It's a thumbs-up for me.
- Now I'm, like, actually showing them,
like, my brain and my thoughts and my process.
- I mean, I got a couple of things.
Like, Michelle didn't like my hat.
- Personally, for me, I don't think you needed the hat.
- But who knows what it's going to come down to.
- Joey, one would argue that you had
some of the best critiques. - Yes, JoJo.
How are you? - Yeah.
- Today I just looked at the scoreboard.
And I was like, what can I do to make it to the next round?
And I was just looking.
And I didn't see, um...
a possibility.
- Yeah.
- And I don't want to get points--sorry--
being nasty, you know? - Right.
- OK.
- And it just felt really good, you guys...
- Yay!
- To, like, hear all those things.
- I was gobsmacked by your performance.
- Thank you.
- You earned your position as a bad bitch.
- Ain't nothing like rejuvenation, honey.
- [laughs]
- You know what I'm saying? - Vaginal?
- Yeah, that too, you know? - Vaginal. [laughs]
- Ain't nothing like finally being able
to just prove to yourself.
And then everybody else come later.
I feel like this was my time to be like, OK,
I didn't make it last week.
- Yeah. - I was short last week.
But maybe this is the time or the opportunity
for me to finally get--
get it. - Yeah.
I mean, it was very clear that I got the most critiques.
They didn't think that I went in as hard.
- You were almost a little too nice for me, Shuga.
These bitches deserved more than you gave them.
- I felt like that was the plan.
I was doing sweet. And, like, those were reads.
It wasn't, like, hella hard.
But, like, I was proud of what I did.
- Yeah.
- How you feeling, Hersh?
- It felt good to hear, like, good critiques
across the board.
- You literally did come out like a ninja.
Those glasses, I thought you were Roxanne Shanté!
[laughter]
You blew us away. You were fantastic.
- One of my biggest fears was leaving here
embarrassed again...
[voice breaking] And, like, silly.
- Stop. - No. It's OK, sis.
- And then stuff with my kids are happening.
[normal voice] If I randomly start crying, I apologize.
- It's OK. - Why's that?
- My daughter is graduating today.
all: Aww!
- And--not grad--I mean, like, she's going from--
she's going from, like, preschool to, like, pre-K.
But, like, now I'm sitting here, like,
thinking about her looking for me.
And I--like, I'm struggling,
to be completely honest with you.
[voice breaking] I was waiting there for my critiques.
I really didn't want to hear that I messed up.
And then I could have possibly missed a moment for my child...
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- And then did something stupid.
[normal voice] I am feeling a lot of emotions.
I think it all just kind of hit me--
the good critiques, I'm missing my kids.
But after being a early out, I finally got acknowledged.
I finally got my chance from the judges.
And that was the stamp of approval I needed.
I'm not sad. I feel very good.
- You ate, bitch.
You literally burnt all of our houses down.
[laughter]
- Girl!
Girl!
- Hi, everyone.
I'm here with the Joey Jay.
Why are you laughing, bitch?
- Because I almost got clocked and a black eye from the hat.
But I dodged it.
- Oh, sorry. Michelle's favorite hat?
- Yeah.
- Girl, look at 'em. Just as I thought--trash.
- This is where you go when you want to cry
and you don't want everybody to see you.
Look, we're vlogging in the vlog.
Yay!
- I live, bitch.
- Fab, right? - Sickening.
[burps]
Excuse me.
- I know damn well you didn't just burp in my face.
What the hell?
So who do we think is going to be in the top?
Who's the top two?
- Who do we think?
- I think it could be Joey and Kennedy.
- Joey, Kennedy.
- I think I have a chance to finally take a win.
I know I made an impact.
And I know I read these girls down.
And I know I'm giving Ladies Who Lunch.
But this isn't "Joey's Drag Race."
This is "RuPaul's Drag Race." I'm crossing my fingers.
I really want this top placement.
- If I get to lip-sync again, that would be great,
you know, because I did want to win last week.
And I may have a couple tricks up my sleeve,
if that's the case. - Like what?
- I'm not going to-- baby, I never reveal
my secrets before it happens.
- OK.
- OK?
[sighs]
This is going to be an interesting week.
- Yeah.
If it ain't me, I'm going to be, like...
- Crushed? - Pressed.
- Like a panini? - Yes.
I have a great chance to be in the top two.
But I really feel like the girls
are not paying attention to me.
But I think I was quite sickening.
[laughs]
- Nobody's really, like, letting their, like, cards
be shown about MVQ.
And I think-- - 'Cause, girl, I don't know.
- I don't think any of us have cards, to be honest with you.
- And, like, there's no alliances that, like,
we can at least, like, tell on the surface--
- Like, tangible relationships. - Yeah.
There's not anything-- because I think we also all
are from different seasons.
So, like, it's hard to have that, like, you know, like,
going in there being like,
oh, I'm going to be your, like, BFF.
- And no one wants to, like, commit to anything,
because if they did, what if, like--
what if you make an alliance with someone who's just
always in the top and they're never going to be
able to give you a point? - Right.
- And because you are, like, in an alliance with them,
now everyone's, like, gunning towards that pair.
And, like, it's just weird. - Yeah. Yeah.
I'm in the middle right now.
We got four girls with one point, Sam with three.
I have two.
So I really have to get into the top this challenge,
because this point system can affect me
very dramatically this week.
But at this time, I really don't think
I have to give out MVQ points.
Fingers crossed!
- I'm probably not going to lip-sync.
So I'll be in the MVQ today based on their critique.
- How are you thinking of doing that?
- I'm going to have to feel it out when I'm there.
- I know how hard you've worked.
And I know how sweet you are and how, like, caring.
And you don't want to be that bad person.
And I don't want you to be in your head.
Like, you have to be, like, cutthroat.
- It's out of character for me to be, like,
really, like, nasty
or super shady or, like, whatever, right?
It doesn't mean, like, I'm not competitive
or, like, I don't want this or--do you know what I mean?
It's just like, my approach is very, very different, right?
And--do you know what I'm saying?
Like-- - It's in the moment.
- I'm not a sneaky queen.
Like, I do feel like there's a way to play this
and play it fairly.
But, like, how bad do I want it?
Is it worth going against everything
to put myself in the top?
[tense music]
- Girl!
Girl!
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- Hershii looks so pressed.
She's like, oh. - Because why is it green?
- I don't know. Is that a pistachio one?
What is that?
- That's cucumber-- Oh.
- That's a booger. - Cucumber?
- It's a booger. - It's a moldy Danish.
- No, ma'am. - That's a snot ball.
- Girl, eat it. If you're bad, eat it.
- Open your mouth wide.
- I feel like we would be the least classy...
- Oh! - What is that?
- Lunch right now. Look at all of us.
I don't got a top on. - It's not bad.
- You know I be drinking. - She ain't got hair on.
If we was in "Bridgerton" right now...
- "Bridgerton." - They would read us nasty.
- Queens, are you decent?
May I come say hello? [all screaming]
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my gosh. How are you?
- Hola! Hola! Hola!
- Oh, you have a whole tea party?
- Yes. Would you like some tea and crumpets?
- I would love some tea.
- Everyone's fawning over Brian.
He's gorgeous.
- Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much.
- We haven't seen our men in weeks, OK?
Everyone's just gooning over him.
- Thank you for being here. - Oh, this is an honor.
This is truly an honor.
How are you guys doing? How is it going for you ladies?
How is the competition going? - It's been great.
Me and Sam were in the top last week.
She won the challenge. - Awesome.
- So it's three, two, and everyone else has one.
- Yeah. - Oh. So you're in the lead?
- Yeah, but... both: Not after tonight.
- Oh! [laughter]
- I've watched this show from the very beginning.
And just to see how you all have elevated
and how you all come together,
and it seems like you all are getting along.
- Yes, that's the sad part! - They all right.
- This is the congenial group, yes?
- No, no, not me, not me.
I say it how it is. - Oh, you say it how it is?
- At least in my perspective. - But you are sisters.
You all feel like you're-- - Yeah!
- Yeah, we will definitely get along.
- I think that's the hard part about, like, points,
stealing points. - Sure.
- Yeah. - The most important thing is,
we send the two fiercest divas from this bracket
so that the third bracket can win the whole thing somehow.
- Right, right. - Oh. Oh, I see.
OK. That's smart! - We'll take it.
- I like that. - That's smart, yeah.
I really want to touch things around here.
- You help yourself. - Who's the best--
- There's some popcorn and shit over there.
There's snacks.
- There's a closet.
- I'm in your space. I don't want to--
- Let me walk you through as my lovely housewarming.
- OK, yes.
- Go get you some snacks, 'cause you need them.
- Where are the snacks?
Ms. Davenport, where are the snacks?
- What do you want? - OK. I'm gonna take popcorn.
- You picked the wrong one to take you around.
She gonna pop you to death.
- Then you get up and get off your butt.
Get up! - [laughs]
- I think you got it turned the wrong way.
- Shut up. I'm sick of you.
- Bye, ladies. - OK.
So I think you're amazing.
You did amazing tonight. - Oh, thank you.
- It is really--it was really great to see you.
So congratulations.
- On the judging panel, you--
I don't know what lighting is going on,
but you looked sickening-- I was just watching.
I was just in awe. - Thank you.
- I was just like, I feel like I'm watching a movie right now.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Baby, ain't no privacy. - [laughs]
- But I thought it was a confessional!
It wasn't no-- [laughs]
- Bitch. - It's always the girls.
- I want to do one of these. Can I do one of these?
One, two, three.
Oh, that's beautiful. - Sickening. I'm gonna pin it.
- That should be on top of a wedding cake.
- Oh! - Yes, it will.
Whenever you're ready, honey. [laughter]
- You're expensive, though. - Just know you gonna eat.
- You're expensive!
The greatest day of my life.
Thank you all for what you do.
No matter what happens out there, just remember, have fun.
Know that you're All Stars. You're wonderful.
And I thank you for everything you do.
So congrats. - Thank you.
- Thank you! - All right. Take care.
Have fun. - Yeah. Thank you.
- Oh, my God. He's so sweet!
- He's so lovely!
- Ah, it's getting close to that time.
I'm ready to go get ready for a lip sync.
So let's go, girls. - This is it. All right.
- Jasmine's boots were made for walking.
- Walking--ooh!
I guess my hat was not.
- Ugly hats. Ugly hats.
- Let's go, ladies. Huh!
- Oh, America, I finally got you alone.
Now let's talk about these boogers.
I'm kidding. - [laughs]
- Or am I?
♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪
Come on, Sparky.
- Girl, you supposed to keep...
your seasonings close.
Come on here, Sam.
- And now that is what you call a lunch.
And we are the Ladies Who Lunch.
- Bring your nappy-head-ass dog.
- Let's go, bitch.
I'll see you in hell.
Mwah!
- Girl!
Girl!
[upbeat music]
- I'm just going.
♪ ♪
- I think the top two is between myself,
Joey Jay, and Kennedy Davenport.
If I have to lip-sync for my legacy, I'm ready.
I'm a performer.
Like, I get down onstage.
- This poor dog. Look how you got her, honey.
- Oh, look at Shuga's Pet Shop!
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Come on, pooch.
- Oh, girl. She's dead.
♪ ♪
- Oh.
Oh!
My God, I feel so lightheaded.
Oh, my tits.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back, queens.
Based on your Rappin' Roast performances
and your Ladies Who Lunch runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
The top two All Stars of the week are
Kennedy Davenport...
and Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
- Yay!
- [laughs] - Get it, bitch.
- Condragulations.
You've each earned two points.
The time has come...
for you to lip-sync...
for...your...legacy!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Kennedy Davenport, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
plus one extra point.
[dings]
At the end of this bracket, only the two queens
with the most points will move on to the semifinals.
♪ ♪
- This game is on!
- Congratulations, you guys.
- Thank you. - So good, so good.
I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you. - Congrats.
I love y'all. - Congrats, girlies.
- Congrats.
- I felt very confident based off of the judges' critiques
that I was going to be in the top.
There was not a single bad thing said.
So I hope that the other girls see that,
because I now have to figure out
how I'm going to get an MVQ point.
[laughs]
- Girl, I'm walking like I'm drunk 'cause my feet hurt.
- Girl, first, please allow me to pin you, bitch.
- Absolutely. Ah! - I want to pin you.
- I'm getting pinned by Kennedy Davenport!
- Yes.
I want to pin you. - Yes, ma'am.
- And congratulate--
I'm emotional just doing this, because, like, for real...
I mean, this speaks volumes. - Thank you.
- And you can't just ever just put yourself out.
You know what I'm saying? - Yes, ma'am.
I really hope the girls are watching now.
Like, I really hope they get it.
I wasn't a fluke. And I wasn't a flop.
I'm, like, a competitor.
I am one of the girls to watch out for.
And I really hope that point has been made this week.
I want you to know, I manifested this.
You don't remember because I deleted my Twitter.
But I at'd you, and I said--
you said something about battling.
And I at'd you, and I said,
"Oh, I'm ready to battle you whenever."
And I put LOL behind it.
And you tweeted me back and said,
"I'm glad you laughing, bitch." [laughter]
So I manifested this loss.
But I battled you.
- Well, bitch, you here. - Now how I'm going--
- Girl. - Let me lift up--
- They've been lifting up my dress.
- Listen. - Go on ahead.
I've been lifting it up.
Let me tell you something.
The game is on. - Yes, ma'am.
- So you know what you got to do.
- Yes, ma'am. - You got one more week.
- I think we can do it. - I think we can.
- Yeah. - Let's go, bitch.
Let's see what they're talking about.
- 'Cause you know they about to be mad.
- Right. Come on, girl. Let's wear 'em out.
♪ I won the lip sync ♪
I am so happy.
Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Right now I am in the lead.
But I also know we have another week.
And this can go any way.
I am literally so relieved.
- Yes, girl. - Oh, my God.
- ♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪