1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,250 - [Brennan] A list of the topics, themes, 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,960 and subject matter featured in this episode 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,253 has been included in the video description. 4 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:11,907 (radical action movie music) 5 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:13,524 (logo powers up) 6 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:18,144 (helicopter blades whirring) 7 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,692 (impact echoes) 8 00:00:19,692 --> 00:00:20,955 (glass clinking) 9 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,238 (impact pounds) 10 00:00:22,238 --> 00:00:24,052 (metal clinking) 11 00:00:24,052 --> 00:00:27,114 (wind whistling) 12 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,937 (explosion pounds) 13 00:00:28,937 --> 00:00:31,876 (car engine revving) 14 00:00:31,876 --> 00:00:35,165 (switch clicking) (missiles firing) 15 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:39,912 (epic explosion pounds) (distorted laughter) 16 00:00:39,912 --> 00:00:41,521 (fuses sizzling) 17 00:00:42,921 --> 00:00:45,584 (keys clacking) 18 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:47,479 (skull laughing creepily) 19 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:50,229 (lasers zapping) 20 00:00:54,912 --> 00:00:58,230 (switch clicks) (explosion pounds) 21 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,832 (car engine revving) 22 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:01,921 (glass shattering) 23 00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:06,204 (bomb beeping rapidly) 24 00:01:08,839 --> 00:01:12,589 (helicopter blades whirring) 25 00:01:15,848 --> 00:01:19,181 (fishing reel clicking) 26 00:01:21,737 --> 00:01:24,707 (epic '80s synth music fades) 27 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:25,953 (device beeping) (epic explosion pounds) 28 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,362 - Hello, one and all! 29 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:28,195 Welcome to another thrilling episode 30 00:01:28,195 --> 00:01:30,330 Of "Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up." 31 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,860 I'm your humble game master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 32 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,960 With me, as always, are our Awesome Action Heroes. 33 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,610 Say hi, Awesome Action Heroes. 34 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:37,890 - [Players] Hi, Awesome Action Heroes. 35 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:42,890 - Last we left off, we were on the wing of the White House 36 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:48,030 as it soared through the air over a storm-covered DC 37 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:50,640 with a crane attached to the back. 38 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,870 We had Andy "Dang" Litefoot in the guise of Greg Stocks. 39 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:58,620 We had Wendell Morris in the guise of Vic Ethanol. 40 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:03,450 And we had Russell Feeld in the guise of Jennifer Drips 41 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:07,140 all on the wing fighting President Slater Hancock, 42 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:10,020 the villainous Dave Balt, owner of Dave's Video World. 43 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,940 He became the president. 44 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,784 Also, in our last episode, a bunch of stuff happened. 45 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:16,500 You guys met a talking jaguar, Barsimmeon died, 46 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,680 Kingskin chopped an airplane's nose off and killed a guy. 47 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,640 People jumped into the sky. 48 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,380 Punched through a cockpit, throw a guy out, 49 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,050 take over plane, spill beans, make beans look like sky. 50 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:27,210 It was a pretty incredible time. 51 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:31,170 Paula Donvalson, AKA, Detective Jack Manhattan 52 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:36,000 and Usha Rao, AKA, G13 are communing with the crane. 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,190 And every machine's a computer 54 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:40,920 if you hack hard enough, okay? 55 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,347 In the Oval Office, looking at Dave's MacGuffin, 56 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:47,280 the Superbomb filled with Adrenanoxiline Plutonium Sulfate, 57 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,834 we got... it's in front of us. 58 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:52,230 (Jacob laughs) Shadow Falcon Protocol, 59 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:54,840 Archimedes Contingency, okay? 60 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:59,220 Belgian double-cross. It's all happening, folks. 61 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,470 And with all of that being said, 62 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:06,461 we are gonna dive back into the game. 63 00:03:06,461 --> 00:03:08,853 - Okay. (players laughing) 64 00:03:08,853 --> 00:03:09,840 Okay. - [Brennan] All right? 65 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,080 We are in the White House, folks, all right? 66 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,700 We got people in a crane down below. 67 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:18,840 Liv, you are looking at the Superbomb in front of you. 68 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,060 It is beeping. The president has a sword. 69 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:26,060 He's gone loco, okay? And he's gonna start 30 wars tomorrow! 70 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,320 He's flying the White House like a dragon. 71 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,460 (Izzy chuckling) - Wow. (laughs) 72 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:36,940 - I got so much shit on me! (players laughing) 73 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:39,510 Okay? He's coming for you. 74 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,580 - What did Paula tell me to do? Eat the bomb? 75 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,050 - Yeah. - Okay. (laughs) 76 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,880 - Paula said, "Eat the bomb." 77 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,020 - Paula said, "Eat the bomb." - I feel like you have 78 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,400 a couple options of what to do with the bomb. 79 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,170 - And then you said something different. 80 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:51,559 - I said you could smush the bomb. 81 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:55,830 - Smush the bomb. - Or get Tech help or do Tech. 82 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,706 It's whatever you wanna do with the bomb. 83 00:03:56,706 --> 00:03:58,740 - How I learned to- - Okay. 84 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,540 - Dismantle the atomic bomb. - The bomb. 85 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,376 - Eat the bomb and talk to your grandchild. 86 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,850 - Can I do a Wits check to see everything 87 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:07,180 I can learn about this bomb? 88 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,450 - I'll say this. Wits will be harder. 89 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,984 Tech is what you really wanna give me. 90 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,560 - Oh, a Tech check. Sure. 91 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,740 - I would say give me Tech 10. 92 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:19,500 - Tech 10. (energetic tense music) 93 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,057 That's a two. - [Brennan] Go ahead 94 00:04:21,057 --> 00:04:22,483 and take two Turbo Tokens. - That's not very good. 95 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,210 I start eating it. (laughs) 96 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,650 - Honestly, give me Tough. 97 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:26,730 If you wanna start eating the bomb, 98 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:27,810 I'm gonna need a Tough roll. 99 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,643 - How much? 100 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,170 - Kingskin is just trying to commit to the bit for Jack, 101 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:35,571 but he's not even here. (cast laughing) 102 00:04:35,571 --> 00:04:37,677 (energetic tense music continues) 103 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:38,970 Two. (laughs) - All right. 104 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:41,298 You hurt your teeth on the bomb. Take two Turbo Tokens. 105 00:04:41,298 --> 00:04:42,131 (Ally and Alex laughing) - Heartburn. 106 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:45,030 - Both Usha and Paula, 107 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:49,260 you can hear the sort of pained whimpering and scratching 108 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,320 of bone on metal as Liv tries to eat the bomb. 109 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,600 - So because we have all of this tech data information 110 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,570 uploaded into our bodies sort of... 111 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:01,403 - Yeah. 112 00:05:01,403 --> 00:05:06,140 - Do we know how to sort of deal with this thing? 113 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,178 - [Brennan] I think you would have to make a Tech check. 114 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:10,011 You would have to- - [Izzy] Okay. 115 00:05:10,011 --> 00:05:10,860 - [Rekha] May I? - [Brennan] Yeah. 116 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:14,490 - [Rekha] Knowing that also I have a lower difficulty 117 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:16,604 of three if explosives are involved. 118 00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:17,437 - [Brennan] Ooh. 119 00:05:17,437 --> 00:05:18,450 - [Rekha] 'Cause I have Demolitions. 120 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,160 - [Brennan] Ooh! This is correct. 121 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,810 - Wait, I also had that. - Whoa! 122 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,242 - [Ally] You tried to eat it. - But I forgot. 123 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:25,467 - Oh, you did have it. (players laughing) 124 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:26,490 - So, I'm gonna say this. 125 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,380 Because you guys are down in the crane right now, 126 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:32,160 your Tech check is gonna have a ceiling to it- 127 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,900 - [Rekha] Okay. - ...which is the Wits check 128 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,360 that Liv's gonna make 'cause you have to describe the bomb 129 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,790 in exact detail- - Okay. 130 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,630 - [Brennan] ...for you guys to be able to understand 131 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,516 what you're talking about. - On the phone? 132 00:05:40,516 --> 00:05:41,349 - On the phone. 133 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:43,050 It's like trying to do IT over the phone 134 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,390 when the person who's helping you can't see the problem. 135 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,040 So give me a Wits check, first and foremost, 136 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,873 to see what the ceiling- - Well, they have to do 137 00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:49,313 the sign-in thing where they can see you. 138 00:05:49,313 --> 00:05:51,319 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Okay. 139 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:52,590 (tense music) 140 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:54,540 14. - [Brennan] Okay. 141 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,950 The difficulty is 10 (Ally whistles appreciatively) 142 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,240 to understand this. - Okay. 143 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,400 - So, Kingskin can perfectly describe it. 144 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,620 Give me Tech checks here for you guys 145 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,350 to attempt to understand the bomb. 146 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,760 - Five. 147 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,747 Difficulty lowered by three if explosives are involved. 148 00:06:09,747 --> 00:06:10,580 - 16. - [Ally] Seven. 149 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,600 - 16 Tech from Jack Manhattan. - Beautiful. 150 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,433 - Nice! 151 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:17,100 - As Liv begins to describe the bomb to you, 152 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:20,077 the bomb is using Adrenanoxinil. 153 00:06:20,077 --> 00:06:20,910 - Mm-hmm. 154 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:24,240 - This Superbomb is supposed to go off, 155 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,920 but there's something here 156 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,260 that doesn't quite make sense to you. 157 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:33,260 This bomb going off is the end of Dave's story. 158 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,280 This is his MacGuffin. 159 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,800 When the MacGuffins are all tied to your central plot thing, 160 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,570 when they resolve, you go home. 161 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:41,220 Your story's over, right? 162 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,010 On that 16, you realize 163 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,390 that the thing you've been worried about of like, 164 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:47,070 what happens when this bomb goes off? 165 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:51,870 No, no, no. This bomb going off is the end of Dave's story. 166 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:56,280 What he's found a way to do is to prevent it from going off. 167 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,490 He's hacked his own MacGuffin 168 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:02,250 to keep him in the world permanently. 169 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,660 And you realize outside 170 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:06,270 that he may not even be able to fully die. 171 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:08,580 When you saw that little weird rewind that happened, 172 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,320 he's fucked with his MacGuffin so much 173 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,500 that he kind of can't die in this world, right? 174 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,360 So you both need to defeat Dave 175 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,040 and somehow defeat this MacGuffin 176 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:21,300 that he's supercharged with Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate. 177 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,663 So, you know that far from preventing the bomb 178 00:07:24,663 --> 00:07:26,723 from going off, you actually need to make the bomb go off. 179 00:07:26,723 --> 00:07:28,320 - Is this like "Armageddon" 180 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,880 and one of us has to be Bruce Willis 181 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,010 and be there with the bomb as it explodes 182 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:34,560 and have to save Liv Tyler's boyfriend? 183 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,930 - Oh, yeah. - Is this like that? 184 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,190 - Is it like that? 185 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,830 - Brennan, answer. Is this like that? 186 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:42,570 - Depends on who's GMing, I guess. 187 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:43,686 - [Alex] Wow. - Oh. 188 00:07:43,686 --> 00:07:45,090 - [Jacob] Nice. - Okay. 189 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,500 - On the phone to Usha and Paula, Liv is like, 190 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,370 do you still want me to crush it? 191 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,590 - No, no, no, no, no, no! 192 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:53,700 - Oh, okay. - Right? 193 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,950 We have to make it go off, 194 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:58,800 not prevent it from going off, right? 195 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,890 - Is the bomb attached to anything? 196 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,870 - It's just sitting on the desk, yeah. 197 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:05,040 - I just pick it up? 198 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,080 - Yeah, absolutely. - Okay, pick it up. 199 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,970 - Blam. You have the bomb in your hands. 200 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:10,950 - I try to put it in my briefcase. 201 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:13,982 - As you do that, you hear outside the Warrior Kings 202 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:14,998 (gunshots bursting) defending the Oval... 203 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:16,770 (Brennan mimics gunshots and action movie grunts) 204 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:19,620 Someone says, "He's jumped straight into the Oval Office! 205 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:23,410 Find him! He's going after the president's paperweight!" 206 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,560 - [Ally] Oh my god. - Paperweight? 207 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,840 - Yeah, you hear bullets flying outside the Oval Office. 208 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,040 What do you do? 209 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,033 - This isn't a paperweight! 210 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:33,018 I keep trying to put it in my briefcase. 211 00:08:33,018 --> 00:08:34,980 - You try to shove it into your briefcase. Give me Stunts. 212 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,560 Give me Stunts five. - Is it a snap decision? 213 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,760 - [Brennan] Uh... - Hmm. 214 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,593 - No, I don't think so. 215 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:41,700 - I have a d20. Can I just halve it? 216 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,823 - You just halve it. You muscle this thing in. 217 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,450 You can feel your briefcase like, 218 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,400 squealing and kind of snapping 219 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,719 as you put this enormous fucking bomb in there. 220 00:08:49,719 --> 00:08:52,440 (strains and clicks) And you see it's straining at the edges 221 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,420 but you shut it and have your briefcase 222 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,560 with the Superbomb inside it. 223 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,513 - Ah, the weight of a hard day's work. 224 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,360 - [Brennan] (laughs) Yes. 225 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,740 - Do we still have our jets? 226 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,910 - You guys are still on the ground 227 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,350 so you could run back to the mall 228 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:06,070 and get in your jets if you wanted to. 229 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,730 - Yeah, I blew mine up. I threw it into the sign. 230 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,710 - Oh, yeah. I didn't blow mine up. 231 00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:14,160 - How did Dave get so powerful in this game? 232 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,600 - That's such a good question. 233 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,640 - Like, he's really smart. 234 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,290 - Well, he's got some sort of hack that- 235 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:23,400 - No, he has fucking help. He has like, Slicer or something. 236 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,680 We should do a scan for who's helping him. 237 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:29,220 - Yeah, if there's an even more radioactive part 238 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,173 of the White House where he's like, keeping his stash. 239 00:09:32,173 --> 00:09:33,006 - Ooh. 240 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:38,100 - 'Cause we downloaded the blueprints into our brains. 241 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,100 - Yeah. Now, the White house has taken off. 242 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:45,300 But a big chunk of earth is still hanging to the bottom. 243 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,310 You think at the base of the White House 244 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,590 there is a secret vault where there's a tremendous amount 245 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,187 of radioactivity radiating out from there. 246 00:09:51,187 --> 00:09:54,480 - Okay, I'm gonna climb under. 247 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,250 - I'm gonna say, in this moment, up on top, 248 00:09:56,250 --> 00:10:00,600 Dave makes a command over to one of the soldiers 249 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,040 in the front of the White House. 250 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,650 They are gonna roll Stunts, 251 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:08,940 and I need a Stunts check from Jack in this moment. 252 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:09,773 - Not from me? 253 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:11,910 - Actually, you can both give me one. 254 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:12,993 That explodes. 255 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,674 - 15. 256 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:18,332 - The difficulty is 37. (Ally gasps) 257 00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:23,332 - (snort laughs) But I got a 15, so... 258 00:10:24,096 --> 00:10:25,530 (players chuckling) - [Alex] So you only... 259 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,280 - [Brennan] What do you have there? 260 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,900 - I got a three. I'm gonna... 261 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,314 Oh fuck! I don't have any tokens, we just started. 262 00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:33,339 - Wait, don't you have something 263 00:10:33,339 --> 00:10:34,669 where you can roll twice, Lucky? 264 00:10:34,669 --> 00:10:35,502 - I have to have two Turbo Tokens. 265 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,170 - Oh, do you want, am I... 266 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,660 Can I? Am I not close enough? 267 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,923 - I don't know if you're close enough right now. 268 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:42,840 I think you both have to take two Turbo Tokens here. 269 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,960 So you both take two Turbo Tokens. What you see is this. 270 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,080 You are in the crane, and you see that inside 271 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,750 of the White House in one of the West Wing offices 272 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,020 you see that a staff speechwriter gets the surveillance 273 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,424 and goes, "Warp Drive!" 274 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:57,257 - Jon Favreau? 275 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,700 - Jon Favreau, bam, hits a button 276 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,980 and takes off into the sky. (jet engine roaring) 277 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:04,470 The crane is yanked out of the ground, 278 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:07,290 and now you are being whipped and dragged behind 279 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,960 in this crane, flying into the sky 280 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,490 behind the White House jet 281 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,830 as it (mimics wind rushing) takes off into the sky. 282 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:14,970 That is going to be your turn. 283 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,440 You guys can, you wanna rush up the chain 284 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,400 to get to the White House? 285 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,330 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 286 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:20,083 - Give me Stunts, difficulty 15. 287 00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:23,785 (dice tapping table) (anxiety-inducing music) 288 00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:24,618 - Two. 289 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:25,830 - 17. 290 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:30,000 - On a 17, you see that Usha begins to fall. 291 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,180 I'm gonna need a Stunts check difficulty of 10 292 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,420 for you to grab Usha as she begins to fall off the chain. 293 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,160 - And if you don't, it's okay. 294 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,970 - Can I lower the DC because I'm defending my friend? 295 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,920 - You absolutely can. - Oh, is it a snap? 296 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,290 - It is a snap decision. - [Alex] Okay. 297 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,120 - Three. - [Brennan] Three. Okay. 298 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,700 Take two Turbo Tokens. You take two Turbo Tokens. 299 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,230 You see- - Oh, can I spend two? 300 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,870 I already have two. Can I spend two to reroll? 301 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,370 - For the Lucky? Yes, you can. - [Izzy] Yeah. 302 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:57,900 - Nice. - Do I take two even though- 303 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,520 - [Brennan] You take two 'cause you failed, yes. 304 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,797 - What am I trying to hit? - Now a seven. 305 00:12:01,797 --> 00:12:04,463 - Okay. - [Brennan] Seven on a d20. 306 00:12:05,548 --> 00:12:06,750 - 12. - [Alex] Nice. 307 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:10,140 - So Usha, you feel yourself, as you are both, 308 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:13,290 there's a crane whipping behind a flying White House. 309 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,180 - I can make it. 310 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:18,248 - You guys smash into the side of the Washington Monument, 311 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:19,906 (marble crumbles) decapitating it. 312 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,176 (Brennan mimics stone swishing through air and crashing) 313 00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:23,760 - Can I grab onto the part that breaks off? 314 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,410 - Okay, I'm gonna- - The tip? 315 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,572 - [Brennan] So first of all- - The tip! 316 00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:27,750 - [Brennan] One- - The pointy part! 317 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:31,830 - You're running up a chain that is whipping a crane 318 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,290 behind a flying White House. 319 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:37,590 You see Usha fall, one hand, grab G13. 320 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,990 As you smash into the Washington Monument, 321 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:44,990 it is a difficulty 30 Stunts check to "grab the top half" 322 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,310 of the Washington Monument, okay? 323 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,734 - Great. I believe in you. - You got it. No problem. 324 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,518 - Yeah. - [Rekha] Easy. 325 00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:52,351 (Izzy and Alex chuckling) 326 00:12:52,351 --> 00:12:53,675 - So here we go. Give me a DC 30 Stunts. 327 00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:55,030 - What are you gonna do with it? 328 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,220 - [Brennan] DC 30 Stunts. 329 00:12:56,220 --> 00:13:00,717 - Stab the bomb with it. (Alex laughing) 330 00:13:01,843 --> 00:13:03,880 - What did you get for this roll? What'd you just roll? 331 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,713 - Is it 20? (Alex gasps) 332 00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:06,870 It's a 20! - Are you doing it? 333 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,565 Oh my god. Okay. (explosion booms) 334 00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:13,200 No, no, no, no, no. (Izzy laughing joyously) 335 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,033 Un-fucking-believable. - Okay, okay. 336 00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,150 Okay, okay, okay! 337 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:18,870 I grab the tip of the Washington Monument. I grab Usha. 338 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:21,690 I run, not holding onto the chain, 339 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,970 up the chain into the White House. 340 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,710 I stab a bunch of people 341 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,780 with the tip of the Washington Monument 342 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,030 as we run into the White House. 343 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,890 We find Kingskin. 344 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:36,300 Everybody else who's trying to do anything does it. 345 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,650 - Yes! - Right now. 346 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,910 And um, um... 347 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,383 - Wait, wait, wait, anybody else 348 00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:41,429 who's trying to do anything does it. 349 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,126 - On our side, on our side, on our side, on our side! 350 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,580 - [Brennan] Okay. - Okay. 351 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,680 - Um, uh... (stammers nervously) 352 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,520 - 20 seconds! 353 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,530 - All cum, all cum. All cumming. 354 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,720 - Everyone cums. - [Ally] Okay. 355 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,222 - We all bust. - Blow up the bomb! The bomb! 356 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,880 - Um, um, um... 357 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,284 We, uh, um... (laughs) 358 00:13:56,284 --> 00:13:57,117 - 10 seconds! 359 00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,650 - Give me 250 million kills. 360 00:13:58,650 --> 00:13:59,797 - No, do not do that! 361 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,660 - I can't do that. 362 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:01,580 - We get Dave. 363 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,974 We get Dave right here! - Five seconds! 364 00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:04,882 - We find the Plutonium- - [Ally] Three! Two! 365 00:14:04,882 --> 00:14:06,065 (Izzy stammering over Brennan's made-up words) 366 00:14:06,065 --> 00:14:09,033 One! - And that's your time! Okay! 367 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,607 (epic explosion resounds) (players clapping) 368 00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,749 (electric guitar music) Love you, sweetie. 369 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:14,810 - Hell yeah. Hell yeah. - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 370 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,250 - That was incredible! - [Brennan] Unbelievable. 371 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,950 - If anybody who wants to do anything in the whole world, 372 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:21,993 do it! - And is cumming. 373 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:24,570 Does it while cumming. - I can't wait to describe- 374 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:29,043 - Looks like I just booked my first DMing of "D20." 375 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,330 (Brennan laughing) I'm taking a picture of that. 376 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,190 - Un-fucking-believable. 377 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:38,250 Okay, so, just multiple of the Shadow Falcons, 378 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,850 like, full tactical armor, automatic weapons 379 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:45,420 just slashing with the top half of the Washington Monument 380 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:48,210 as you run up a chain. (shouting and slicing) 381 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,690 A fucking national monument is perfectly slitting throats 382 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,700 at a distance of like, 300 feet. 383 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,670 Just... (grunting aggressively) 384 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:57,630 You rush in. 385 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,870 I guess like, stab the top half of the Washington Monument 386 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:03,360 through the White House for safekeeping 387 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,280 and then rush inside. 388 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,630 You grab Kingskin, Usha, bam. You get to the bottom floors. 389 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:14,370 You've also said that everybody on your side busts 390 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,680 and gets to do something they want. 391 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,330 So we're gonna go down the line. 392 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,730 - Yeah! - And I need every one of you 393 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,120 to do something you want, 394 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,770 and you can describe that happening 395 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:26,850 and where it happens in temporal relation to you busting. 396 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,190 - And then do you get to roll again after it explodes? 397 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,660 - Yes, you get to roll again. That's true. 398 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,970 So actually, you explode. - Imagine. 399 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,511 - Imagine if Izzy gets a 20 again. 400 00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,970 (Alex laughs) It's okay if you don't. 401 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,074 - Thank god. 402 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,663 (lively action movie music) (die taps table) 403 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:41,146 (laughs) Nat one. I'll explode it. 404 00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:42,900 - (laughs) And you choose to have it explode 405 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,790 just to make it a 40? 406 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:45,750 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Okay. 407 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,863 - And then you don't get to roll again? 408 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,696 - And then, do you have to- 409 00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:49,740 - Oh, and then you get to roll again. 410 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,880 - Oh yeah, you do explode. 411 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,320 Also, you double all the tokens you have 412 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,430 by exploding twice. - I don't have any. 413 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,126 - [Brennan] Okay, then roll it one more time. 414 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,034 - 11. - [Brennan] Great. 415 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:57,867 - All right, great. 416 00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,723 - Wow! Okay, 51. (laughs) (Ally laughing) 417 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:04,920 You roll a 51, which I said the difficulty was 30. 418 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,922 You absolutely passed. - Hell yeah. 419 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,850 - Oh. (Brennan pants athletically) 420 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,770 - You rush into the White House 421 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,450 and you end up in the vault underneath. 422 00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,929 Everybody else, something that you do that works. 423 00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:18,180 - Dave, I finished that invoice 424 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,160 that was due at the end of the night, 425 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,103 and it's piping hot and we're saving money! 426 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:24,953 - Amazing. 427 00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:28,350 You see that Dave, something about the serial number 428 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:31,920 of the fucking video flashes across and he goes, "Invoice?" 429 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,380 And you see that he begins to try to fight his way 430 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,240 through the three of you on the wing to get to Usha. 431 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,970 Also, do you bust before, during, or after that? 432 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:43,970 - I do that, and then I sit down privately and go, oh! 433 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:46,170 (Brennan laughing) 434 00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,438 - Sit down privately. 435 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:49,271 - Oh! 436 00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:51,202 - [Brennan] Oh! - Oh! Uh... 437 00:16:51,202 --> 00:16:52,620 - Barsimmeon. 438 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:56,440 - Okay. (Ally and Brennan laughing) 439 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,720 - Incredible! 440 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:02,220 You do that as Paula is carrying you in the other arm from- 441 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,080 - That's your private moment. 442 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,763 - Old ladies gotta bust together. 443 00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:08,810 - [Alex] Oh no! - Bustin' makes me feel good. 444 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,643 - [Brennan] Liv. 445 00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:14,643 - Kingskin has tried to find the most legitimate person 446 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,460 still working in this White House 447 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:22,460 and asked for a legitimate senator job and for the senator 448 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:28,543 to be able to work anywhere and anytime he wants. (laughs) 449 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:33,997 - You find the 1980s Governor of California who goes, 450 00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:36,690 "A senator got hit by a bus earlier today. 451 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,040 I appoint you." - Thank you. 452 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,290 - You're the real senator of California. 453 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:41,970 - I won't let you down. Just the one? 454 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,740 Just one? There's only one now? 455 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,020 - Only one right now. The other one's gone rogue. 456 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:49,260 - Oh, we'll see what I get up to later. 457 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,360 - Oh, please don't go rogue. 458 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,126 Please don't go rogue. - Bye! (laughs) 459 00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:55,883 - (screams) Falls out of the sky. Great. 460 00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,360 - We also need a new governor. 461 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,950 - Great. Mm-hmm. 462 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,113 - I'm in the room. Shit's going down. 463 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,740 Greg Stocks, he grabs his watch. 464 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,508 He says a message into the watch that nobody else can hear. 465 00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:09,390 - Okay. (Ify laughing) 466 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:13,170 - Dang connects to Greg in a way that he hasn't before. 467 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,790 It's like the adrenaline. 468 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,220 This is the most high-octane it's ever been. 469 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:21,547 And he hears a whisper in his brain from Greg going, 470 00:18:21,547 --> 00:18:23,320 (British accent) "It's not all the power I have." 471 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:27,207 And Andy goes Super Saiyan. 472 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,657 (players gasp) 473 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:31,290 - (laughs incredulously) So you go from being the everyman 474 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:34,260 to being perfectly blond and covered in energy. 475 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:38,141 - Yes. (mimics energy zapping) (energy powering up) 476 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:42,343 And I start shooting reins of energy from my palms, 477 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:48,740 smattering around as much as I can, looking for a computer. 478 00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:50,520 - Unbelievable. You are- 479 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,170 - But I have to, he charges up too. 480 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,003 - [Brennan] He charges. - Yeah. 481 00:18:53,003 --> 00:18:54,115 (Brennan shouting) (energy buzzing) 482 00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:57,915 - Whoa! (Jacob laughing triumphantly) 483 00:18:57,915 --> 00:19:01,609 - Eyes go blue, hair... (mimics energy crackling) 484 00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:03,748 - Legitimately flying. - Sax man. 485 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:05,364 (Brennan mimics saxophone wailing) 486 00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:06,930 And now I'm Super Saiyan until I stop. 487 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:07,980 - Unbelievable. Okay. 488 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,590 - Okay, now we're "Dragon Ball." 489 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:15,383 - Okay, Jennifer Drips is fighting Dave. 490 00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:19,590 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - And I want to make a check, 491 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,540 which I guess I don't have to 'cause I pass no matter what, 492 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,630 but I wanna look at Dave and be like, you fool. 493 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,510 They really fooled you into thinking 494 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:30,300 that that bomb was gonna work. 495 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,130 - "Don't you fucking get it? 496 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,190 All of you came here and tried to do what you wanted to do, 497 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,410 running around inside the movie. 498 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,440 This is a movie. It's fake. 499 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,300 And that's what I love about it." 500 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,060 And you see that serial number flash across his eyes. 501 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:50,060 He goes, "I'd rather live in a fucked-up fantasy world 502 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:54,645 where I reign supreme than spend one more day 503 00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:57,180 hacking it out with you losers in the real world." 504 00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:00,930 - I'm trying to get like, who he's working with, I guess. 505 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:04,020 Is it the Archimedes Contingency or is it the... 506 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,510 - You see that he is the genesis 507 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,860 of the Shadow Falcon Protocol. 508 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,693 - He's the genesis of the Shadow Falcon- 509 00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:11,460 - He is the full genesis of it. It is what he... 510 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,310 It was always lurking here in the world, 511 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,790 but when he came here, he kicked it into high gear. 512 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,623 - Okay. 513 00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:21,150 - [Brennan] And made it the center of the world's storyline. 514 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,410 - Got it. Cool. 515 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,480 - And Wendell. 516 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,550 - There's a weird moment of connection 517 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,250 between Wendell and Vic. 518 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,786 Wendell gets to see inside Vic's head in this moment. 519 00:20:32,786 --> 00:20:35,100 All these losses he's been taking, 520 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,900 all the hits he's been taking. 521 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,240 In his movie, he's the one punching. 522 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,630 He never gets punched. He's always winning the race. 523 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:46,833 And it unlocks something within Vic, 524 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,790 and Wendell is kind of just a passenger for once 525 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:54,630 in this time as Vic busts so hard 526 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,000 that he enters subspace. - All right. 527 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,200 - And now that he's in subspace, all time has slowed down. 528 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:06,200 And the atoms of the film that he's within seem to change, 529 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,130 and the car that he is in all of a sudden 530 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:16,130 turns into a mech that with arms, it's like a Gundam. 531 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,740 And it has wheels- - Fuck yeah! 532 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,210 - ...for arms and legs. 533 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,700 It looks like somewhere between Optimus Prime 534 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,223 and the weird "Monday Night Football" robot. 535 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,430 (Brennan and Jacob laughing) 536 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,450 And it stands there and Wendell, 537 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,790 while he is a pleasure dom inside, is like, 538 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,800 I understand where you're coming from, 539 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,620 and I hope to get my, you know, 540 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,020 submissive kittens to the space that you've achieved. 541 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,780 - Oh my god! (laughs) (cast laughing) 542 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,180 - I called a man into a room, 543 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:50,180 and you made a mech with (laughs) space! 544 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:57,480 - Unbelievable. Your car mech appears on the roof inside. 545 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,720 So Dang, Super Saiyan. (Ify laughing) 546 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,043 Wendell, car mech. 547 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,130 Jennifer, deeply trying to understand 548 00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:06,540 where Dave is coming from. 549 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,310 - Just trying to get the mechanics. 550 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,990 - [Brennan] Just trying to get the mechanics here. 551 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,525 - Usha goes, "Hey Dave." 552 00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:13,080 - Hey Dave, come over here! 553 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,630 - Get anything I want, you say? 554 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:20,490 - Now it's about to fucking pop off. Now the bad guys go. 555 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:24,270 Down near the vault, you guys see a number 556 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:27,390 of sort of like full black ops like mask, 557 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:30,810 black tactical vest, helmet, machine guns come out firing. 558 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,940 I'm gonna need each of you to make a Stunts check 559 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,058 difficulty of 12. - All of us? 560 00:22:35,058 --> 00:22:36,300 - Actually, just the three that are down. 561 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,100 We'll get to the ones that are up fighting 562 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,390 on the upper levels in a second. 563 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,274 You guys all ran down to the vault where the- 564 00:22:41,274 --> 00:22:42,107 - Yeah, yeah. - [Brennan] Like in the base 565 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:43,710 of the White House. - That's where I am too? 566 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,360 - Yeah, you're there too. Jack grabbed you. 567 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,490 - Six. - Six. 568 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,230 Two Turbo tokens. Take an injury level. 569 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:54,230 - Can I actually use these to be less than five so... 570 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,650 - Yes, you can. - [Rekha] Eight. 571 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,270 - Yes. - Right? So then that's two. 572 00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,130 - [Brennan] Cool. - One is two. Okay, great. 573 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,120 Thank you, Ally. 574 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,027 - Seven. - [Brennan] All right. 575 00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:03,720 (frenetic action music) 576 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,040 - 14. 577 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,870 - Two Turbo Tokens. Take an injury level. 578 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:09,510 You succeed. Weapons checks coming at you. 579 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:13,680 14 to Kingskin. Eight to Jack. 580 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,500 17 to Usha. - [Rekha] Weapons? 581 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,354 - [Brennan] You're rolling Tough to avoid this. 582 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,720 - [Alex] Oh, rolling Tough. - Oh, you're rolling Tough. 583 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,553 - [Brennan] You're rolling Tough, yeah. 584 00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:20,386 - Sorry. 585 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,139 12! I blow up! 586 00:23:23,139 --> 00:23:26,015 - [Brennan] (gasps) Boom! - So now I'm at a nat 20. 587 00:23:26,015 --> 00:23:26,953 - And now you're at a nat 20. 588 00:23:26,953 --> 00:23:29,310 - [Brennan] You got a d20. - Can I go in front of them 589 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:33,090 and lower the DC by three using Protector? 590 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:36,510 - If you used the roll a Tough on someone else's behalf 591 00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:38,572 from La Familia, you could do that. 592 00:23:38,572 --> 00:23:39,405 - Oh, okay. - [Brennan] So if you wanted 593 00:23:39,405 --> 00:23:40,797 to do that for Kingskin, for example, you could do that. 594 00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:43,090 - 20! Yeah. - 20! Nat 20. 595 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,045 - All right. Throw it up on the board. 596 00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:47,983 Unbelievable. Hold on. 597 00:23:47,983 --> 00:23:49,690 - And that's two blow-ups too. - That's two blow-ups. 598 00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:51,000 - Okay. Okay. - Double your tokens. 599 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,603 - Little notepad. - [Rekha] I actually- 600 00:23:52,603 --> 00:23:54,060 - [Brennan] A fucking notepad? For real? 601 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:54,960 - She's been writing it down. 602 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,310 - I don't know. Okay. - 53! 603 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,230 - Okay, so we kill these guys instantly 604 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,063 just by looking at them. 605 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,290 They're all fucking dead. Nobody's in the vault. 606 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,480 We get whatever we want in this whole scene 607 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,830 and everybody else gets what they want in their scene, okay? 608 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,070 (players laughing) 609 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,160 - Everybody else? - Yeah. Dave is tethered. 610 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,440 He has to stay with us with his mouth shut 611 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,330 and his hands tied behind his fucking back. 612 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,163 - Wow. - Unless I say 613 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:20,310 he can fucking not do that. (Ify laughing) 614 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:21,630 What else, what else? What do you want, what do you want? 615 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:22,470 - 250 million, please. 616 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,823 - No! What else? (cast laughing) 617 00:24:24,823 --> 00:24:26,020 What else? What do we need? 618 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,710 Okay, okay. - I wanna call my mom later, 619 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:29,970 but I'll- - Adrenanoxinil. 620 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,530 - Oh, oh, oh yeah. - [Alex] Oh yeah. 621 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:34,410 - I open some fucking post office box in this vault 622 00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:37,246 and bottles and bottles, as far as the eye can see 623 00:24:37,246 --> 00:24:39,000 of Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate. 624 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,470 More than we could ever carry. - The key. 625 00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:41,820 The key to open up this bomb. 626 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,970 - And I have the key to open up this bomb. 627 00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:46,560 - Someone's into Paula. 628 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,880 - Also, Doug is president. 629 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,320 - We all cum! - [Rekha] We all cum. 630 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,541 - Unfortunately, that is time. (Rekha groans) 631 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:54,150 (players clap and laugh) (radical explosion resounds) 632 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:56,880 Unbelievable. Now... 633 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,680 - Oh, that's so good! - [Alex] Wow. 634 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,850 - Was that okay? - Unbelievable. 635 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:01,919 That was incredible, incredible. 636 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,600 Okay, you guys are in the vault. 637 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,490 You've got all the Adrenanoxinil you want. 638 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:09,540 The bomb is open with the key. Everyone busts a second time. 639 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:12,150 G13, you just (screams) hunker down, 640 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,630 and you can feel outside of this world 641 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:18,330 that sort of like old, decrepit fingers 642 00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:20,400 are fumbling with the VHS tape 643 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,707 as Barsimmeon is trying to save you from the outside going, 644 00:25:23,707 --> 00:25:25,220 "Usha, please! 645 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:27,292 Re-re-rewind the tape!" 646 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:28,350 - You can feel his fingers. 647 00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:29,448 - Wait, what? I can feel... 648 00:25:29,448 --> 00:25:31,530 Ooh, oh. I cum again. 649 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,060 - Yeah, everybody here gets something they want. 650 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,830 We're gonna keep it fast. What do you want? 651 00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:38,910 - I find out everything that Cosmo knew 652 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:40,440 and if he's alive or dead. 653 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,000 - Well, you get everything you want. 654 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,980 Do you want Cosmo to be alive or dead? 655 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:44,813 - Alive. 656 00:25:44,813 --> 00:25:45,780 - There is a coffin being stored 657 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,920 in the vault of the White House. 658 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,753 It explodes. 659 00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:51,030 Vampire Cosmo leaps out and goes, "The Shadow Falcons, 660 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,740 they're trying to corrupt the government! 661 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,270 Oh, you guys figured that out!" 662 00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:55,376 And kisses you passionately 663 00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:57,210 on the mouth. - Yeah. 664 00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:58,043 - [Brennan] Liv, what do you want? 665 00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,183 - I want Doug Meat to be president. 666 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,464 (Ify laughs) - In this moment. 667 00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:04,127 - You're just working your way up. 668 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:04,960 - Yeah, what the hell? 669 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,200 You're making a political career out of this. 670 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,953 - This "House of Cards"? 671 00:26:08,795 --> 00:26:12,990 - As the White House opens fire on Washington DC, 672 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:15,000 there is an emergency meeting of Congress, 673 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,820 and it appoints the nearest person that volunteers 674 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,080 that is not a member of the legislature. 675 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,510 The only person they can find, manning the van, Doug Meat. 676 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,710 He is the new president. 677 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:24,780 Two presidents like that time in the Middle Ages 678 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:25,740 where there were two popes. 679 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:29,160 Cosmo points out that the Shadow Falcon Protocol, 680 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,170 that you guys have unlocked all 681 00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:32,460 of the information about that. 682 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,140 But it's the resolution of your MacGuffins, 683 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:37,203 so your MacGuffin is resolved as Cosmo explains. 684 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,410 So you can go home. Yours is resolved. 685 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:43,290 Yours, you found the Adrenanoxinil inside of it. 686 00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:44,670 Your MacGuffin is resolved. 687 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,790 We're looking now at the Belgian double-cross. 688 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:49,500 We're looking at the EMP. 689 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,200 Your security card, Haldwell, that is resolved, 690 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,520 and Shadow Falcon Protocol. 691 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,380 So it's just these three right here 692 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,210 that have yet to resolve in this moment. 693 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:58,620 What do you want? 694 00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,393 - I pull these out. - Yeah. 695 00:27:00,393 --> 00:27:01,863 - (taps deck) I look at Vic. 696 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,711 The number's zero. And our counts go back to zero. 697 00:27:06,711 --> 00:27:08,295 (Rekha gasps) (Brennan laughing) 698 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,770 - [Brennan] Kill counts- - That's what you wished for? 699 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:12,900 - Kill counts back to zero. Bloop! 700 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,120 - So all those white supremacists 701 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,290 are alive. - Are alive. 702 00:27:16,290 --> 00:27:17,123 - [Ally] They were respawned. 703 00:27:17,123 --> 00:27:19,020 - No, they don't come back to life. 704 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:19,923 Our counts go back to zero. 705 00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:20,756 - [Brennan] The counts go back. 706 00:27:20,756 --> 00:27:21,589 - [Alex] Wow. 707 00:27:21,589 --> 00:27:22,422 - Okay, but they're all still dead. 708 00:27:22,422 --> 00:27:27,045 - And I go, let's do it fair for our last bit. 709 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:27,960 - For our last bit. 710 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,960 - And I take this out and I instant locate to a computer. 711 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:35,550 - Hell yeah. - And I shuffle these up. 712 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,200 But I guess I don't need to 'cause this is unlocked. 713 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,938 - You pull a like, Super Saiyan, ka-ka-ka! 714 00:27:39,938 --> 00:27:42,120 Like, just fading out and in and are suddenly teleported 715 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,620 in front of a White House computer. 716 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,630 A staffer comes up who is clearly working 717 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,040 on a housing report. 718 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,930 You punch through his skull. Dead. 719 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,580 Housing report will never be finished. 720 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,710 And now you have the cards in front of you. 721 00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:55,980 As that happens you, whoom, put the cards together, 722 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,450 and you get the perfect sequence 723 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:59,850 and begin to upload it into the computer. 724 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:02,421 But you do the perfect Belgian double-cross 725 00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:04,140 (mimics cards shuffling) and have the sequence of cards 726 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,760 that comes as the result of that shuffle 727 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,400 that can now allow you, and as it does, 728 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,981 you hear... (mimics device buzzing) 729 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,944 - Whoa! 730 00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:14,103 - (laughs) I'm just tossing shit throughout. 731 00:28:14,103 --> 00:28:14,936 - [Jacob] I'm sorry. - All good. 732 00:28:14,936 --> 00:28:16,530 - [Izzy] Floppy disk? - The floppy disk. 733 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:17,580 - Archimedes Contingency. (Alex gasps) 734 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,590 - Whoa! - Whoa! 735 00:28:19,590 --> 00:28:21,600 - You arrest the Archimedes Contingency, 736 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,280 extract it from the mainframe. 737 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,810 It is secure in that floppy, 738 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:27,510 no longer stopping the Shadow Falcon Protocol 739 00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:28,830 from being uploaded. 740 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,660 Vic, what do you want? 741 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,510 - Vic's kinda hearing everyone find their successes, 742 00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:35,584 holds his grenade and he's like, 743 00:28:35,584 --> 00:28:37,836 (as Vic) I don't know what I'ma... 744 00:28:37,836 --> 00:28:39,390 (as Wendell) I don't know what I'ma do with this. 745 00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:43,200 Then in the ear, (mimics static) he hears a call 746 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,723 from Shaun Nitro, who's like, "Sorry, buddy. 747 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,900 I fucked up, but you knocked some sense into me. 748 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:53,460 I'm up here on the car Gundam satellite in space. 749 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,620 I need you to upload that dynamite." 750 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:58,860 And he puts the dynamite in the middle center console 751 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,960 well, the glove compartment, and when he closes, 752 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,540 it takes the components of the dynamite 753 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:07,290 and charges it to one shot from the satellite. 754 00:29:07,290 --> 00:29:10,920 - That's right, you fax a stick of dynamite to space. 755 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,820 - Yep. And space charges it up, ready to shoot. 756 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:18,120 - Ready to shoot. Shaun Nitro in space. 757 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,880 His veins popping. He is not wearing a spacesuit. 758 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,800 He is surviving in space 759 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,266 just from being a hard motherfucker. 760 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,280 (Brennan grunts like a hard motherfucker) 761 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,650 Just willing his blood to stay in his body 762 00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:31,470 as capillaries in his eyes and nose start to burst 763 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,880 and get sucked into space 764 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:37,715 as he pulls a fucking satellite into position. (screams) 765 00:29:37,715 --> 00:29:38,970 (Brennan mimics printer whirring) 766 00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:41,490 Prints a stick of dynamite out. Bam! 767 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:44,400 The stick of dynamite with a nuke, with an EMP 768 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,480 that takes all the money in the world 769 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,220 and sends it to Belgium, but not really 770 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,830 is now in outer space in a satellite made of cars. 771 00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:54,384 Yes! (triumphant hero music fades) 772 00:29:54,384 --> 00:29:56,760 (Brennan and Izzy laughing) 773 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,009 Rekha, are you okay? 774 00:29:58,009 --> 00:30:00,145 - No! (Ally and Brennan laughing) 775 00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:00,978 It's sickening! 776 00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:01,811 - [Brennan] It's sickening. Russell, what do you want? 777 00:30:01,811 --> 00:30:02,644 - We are artists! - [Brennan] We're artists. 778 00:30:02,644 --> 00:30:05,400 - Jennifer Drips just starts running around the room 779 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,650 gaining speed and you just start watching her 780 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:10,350 as she's moving like, so fast you can barely even see her. 781 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,580 She's practically invisible. 782 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:13,320 She runs straight to the mail room. 783 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,020 She picks up six manila envelopes 784 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,790 and enough postage to each of us 785 00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:21,150 send one thing somewhere, if we want to. 786 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,380 Runs back. 787 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:26,010 Takes a really hot picture of herself on a Polaroid camera. 788 00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:26,970 Puts it in the envelope 789 00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:29,343 and sends it to that person in Amsterdam. 790 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,670 And it says, "I still think about you every day" 791 00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:34,440 on the Polaroid. (players gasp) 792 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,210 And then gives everybody else a manila envelope 793 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:39,420 if they wanna, I don't know, flirt with anybody else- 794 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,940 - Six manila envelopes. Incredible. 795 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,773 - Snail mail. 796 00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:44,130 - [Brennan] All of you do that and are- 797 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:46,411 - Oh, also, Persimmon's fingering me. 798 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,370 (Brennan laughing) - What? 799 00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:48,445 - Right in front of me? 800 00:30:48,445 --> 00:30:50,640 - No, I'm kidding. - Great. 801 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,200 So, you're at the computer 802 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,210 in one of the main offices of the West Wing. 803 00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:56,580 Vic, I'm gonna say you two are together 804 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:58,440 'cause you just faxed dynamite. 805 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,500 You are near the mail room getting these manila envelopes. 806 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:05,160 The three of you, down near the vault with Dave tied up 807 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,070 and all of the Adrenanoxinil Plutonium Sulfate. 808 00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:11,494 - This is gonna be something that upsets me. 809 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:15,660 - (laughs) No, Rekha, your words were chosen very carefully. 810 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:18,063 - No, they weren't. I was drowning. 811 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,850 - You said, "Everybody gets what they want." 812 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:22,350 - I thought I said, "Everybody on our side." 813 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:24,037 - We can run the tape back, but I believe it was, 814 00:31:24,037 --> 00:31:25,080 "Everybody gets what they want." 815 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,643 - No! 816 00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:27,476 (VHS player components clicking) 817 00:31:27,476 --> 00:31:29,670 (video rewinding rapidly) 818 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:32,460 - (slo-mo) We get whatever we want in this whole scene, 819 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:36,481 and everybody else gets what they want in their scene, okay? 820 00:31:36,481 --> 00:31:39,420 (dramatic explosion pounds) - So, you watch. 821 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:42,210 All of you get what you want, and suddenly Dave looks up. 822 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:43,579 - Uh-oh. 823 00:31:43,579 --> 00:31:46,650 - Oh, oh yeah. (intense rock music) 824 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:49,727 That's exactly what the doctor ordered. 825 00:31:49,727 --> 00:31:52,290 (exhales aggressively) Fangs, vampire, 826 00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:54,903 and then metal skin, robot. 827 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:58,680 A dick explodes. (metallic explosion pounds) 828 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,577 A raging- - That's what he wanted? 829 00:32:00,577 --> 00:32:02,550 - That's what he wanted. Dick blows up. 830 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,260 Instead, metal crotch. 831 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,780 Can't get kicked in the nuts ever again. 832 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:08,340 You didn't know that was part of his backstory. 833 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:09,669 He got kicked in the nuts a lot. 834 00:32:09,669 --> 00:32:11,520 - Okay... - You see that near him, 835 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,010 a Secret Service agent goes... (screeches) 836 00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:16,530 Tyrannosaurus Rex, cowboy hat, big titties. 837 00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:18,118 - Yes! Yes! - [Brennan] You see, you see- 838 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:22,189 - (emphatically clapping) But I said he gets taped up 839 00:32:22,189 --> 00:32:24,330 for as long as I want him to! 840 00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:25,800 - He's still taped up, but he- 841 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,870 - Mouth too. He can't talk. 842 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:30,090 - It's not about what he says, but what he wants. 843 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:34,767 He goes, "Vampire president powers, activate!" 844 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:38,490 And you see every other Secret Service starts transforming. 845 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:43,490 Fucking Wolfman, venom teeth, guns for legs, guns for arms. 846 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,770 One person, father, back to life. Hug, crying. 847 00:32:46,770 --> 00:32:50,250 Everybody, everybody gets what they want. 848 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,570 - Did we go too far? 849 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,130 - All of that happens. 850 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,877 I'm gonna need everybody here to roll a difficulty... 851 00:32:55,877 --> 00:32:57,690 (gasps) That's a nat 20. 852 00:32:57,690 --> 00:32:58,920 - Oh. 853 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,130 - I need everyone here to make a difficulty 32 Tough check. 854 00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:04,262 - Oh my... - [Alex] Oh my. 855 00:33:04,262 --> 00:33:06,033 (dice tapping table) (tense action music) 856 00:33:06,033 --> 00:33:07,239 - I can do what? 857 00:33:07,239 --> 00:33:08,823 - 32. - It doesn't matter. 858 00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,175 - [Rekha] Six. - I got a nat one. 859 00:33:10,175 --> 00:33:12,309 - I'm a Wildcard, and I'm cashing it in. 860 00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:13,422 - [Rekha] But I was- - [Brennan] Okay. 861 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:14,563 - Should we all Wildcard? 862 00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:17,609 - [Ify] Wait, but I got 16 so- - Can I explode my d12 with- 863 00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:19,767 - Yeah. You blow up, boom. 864 00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:21,898 Go ahead and roll your d20. 865 00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,149 - May I? 866 00:33:23,149 --> 00:33:24,214 - Yeah. 867 00:33:24,214 --> 00:33:25,279 - Wildcard. 868 00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:26,709 - Should we all Wildcard? 869 00:33:26,709 --> 00:33:28,223 - Wildcard. We have two for Wildcard here. 870 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:29,340 - [Izzy] So did Ally. - 10. 871 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,670 - Did anyone get a 27 or higher? 872 00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:33,503 No. 873 00:33:33,503 --> 00:33:37,380 Everybody, take an injury level and take two Turbo Tokens. 874 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,578 What are our injury levels at right now? 875 00:33:39,578 --> 00:33:40,750 - [Izzy] Severe. - Superficial. 876 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:41,738 - Superficial. - [Brennan] Severe. 877 00:33:41,738 --> 00:33:43,080 So superficial- - I have severe 878 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,960 if that last encounter didn't count as ending. 879 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,849 - [Brennan] It did not end. 880 00:33:46,849 --> 00:33:48,810 - Okay. (laughs) - So, Kingskin 881 00:33:48,810 --> 00:33:52,140 and Jack Manhattan, you are at a severe injury level. 882 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:55,620 That as Dave just begins to... (screams) 883 00:33:55,620 --> 00:34:00,620 And even tied up, he is using just the tips of his feet 884 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,760 and slamming the chair he's tied into. 885 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,190 It is a martial arts feat. 886 00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:08,100 He is completely unimpeded by being tied to this chair. 887 00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,720 You're getting the chair to the face, 888 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,870 his knees folded at the edge of the seat to the stomach, 889 00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:14,340 wheeling around, head-butt, 890 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:16,410 vampire bite (chomps aggressively) into your neck. 891 00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:18,420 And the vampire president 892 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:21,750 in the middle of this vault is going berserk. 893 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:22,800 - Is it daytime? 894 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,510 - It is daytime. - [Alex] Um... 895 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:25,800 - But we're inside? 896 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,000 - Well, we're inside- - [Brennan] You're inside. 897 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,980 - But are there windows? Vampires can't be around. 898 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,810 - Is the dinosaur wearing a bra? 899 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:33,120 - No. - Oh my god. 900 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,403 - Nope. (Jacob laughing) 901 00:34:34,403 --> 00:34:36,170 - All right, then I don't need to Wildcard anymore. 902 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:37,311 (Brennan and Alex laugh) 903 00:34:37,311 --> 00:34:40,350 - Okay, so we're gonna cut back to in the office. 904 00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:42,480 You guys can hear the White House trembling, 905 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,420 but Dang and Wendell, you look at each other. 906 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:48,630 You can tell, by the way, there are elements of the world 907 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:49,980 that are starting to fray. 908 00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:52,849 Like, the budget of the movie is starting... 909 00:34:52,849 --> 00:34:53,682 You know what I mean? There's like- 910 00:34:53,682 --> 00:34:54,515 - [Ify] Hell yeah. - Yeah. 911 00:34:54,515 --> 00:34:57,000 - [Rekha] Now it's starting... - Ooh, it's... 912 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,490 We've done too much, and it's gotten too crazy 913 00:34:59,490 --> 00:35:02,310 and now you almost have a fear of like, 914 00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:05,760 what if the tape unspools from the fucking VHS? 915 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,922 - It's getting too hot, man! 916 00:35:07,922 --> 00:35:10,860 - Yeah, I think you see two manila folders slide in 917 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,810 as Jennifer rushes in to join you, 918 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,000 but you have the Archimedes Contingency. 919 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,980 You've sent the bomb up. 920 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,540 What are you gonna do now in this moment? 921 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:20,580 And bullets are flying throughout 922 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,770 as different Shadow Falcons begin to open fire 923 00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:26,122 on you in this space. (mimics bullets flying) 924 00:35:26,122 --> 00:35:31,120 (bullets zipping) - I'm going to look over 925 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,510 at my buddy, Andy. 926 00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:36,360 You know what you need to do. I'll take care of the goons. 927 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:41,360 And I barrel towards the guys and Brawl 'em down. 928 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,140 - Hell yeah. Go ahead. 929 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,210 Give me a Brawl versus the Shadow Falcons 930 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,437 descending on you in this room. 931 00:35:46,437 --> 00:35:49,440 - All right. - Their Tough check is a 12. 932 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,060 - Okay, and then I get to roll with advantage. 933 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,460 - Advantage 'cause it's the first after an injury. 934 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,820 - Oh, double eights. (laughs) - Damn. 935 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,640 - Okay, you go to try to body these guys. 936 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,380 They start to surround you. 937 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,990 You can see all of these Shadow Falcons like, 938 00:36:03,990 --> 00:36:05,580 collapsible nightsticks come out. 939 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,340 You got one with the arm here, another one to the side, bam! 940 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,500 You try to absorb the blow, get a knee. 941 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,450 Another one, knee to the throat. (grunts) 942 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:15,193 Comes down, fist to the face. - Wait, what was their... 943 00:36:15,193 --> 00:36:17,400 - 12. - Take it down by five. 944 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,190 I have a Mastery in Brawl. - (gasps) That is a seven, 945 00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:21,573 which means you succeed. 946 00:36:21,573 --> 00:36:23,610 - Wow! - So that all happens 947 00:36:23,610 --> 00:36:27,150 and then one last, (grunts) you grab the baton, swing. 948 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:29,374 Arm off the body. (screams) - Enough! 949 00:36:29,374 --> 00:36:31,560 - Blood. (mimics blood spewing) Dead. 950 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,251 And begin to move through the space. 951 00:36:33,251 --> 00:36:35,850 You grab the dude's arm and just start whaling on people 952 00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:37,560 with this dude's arm. 953 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,393 Dang. 954 00:36:38,393 --> 00:36:42,413 - I'll radio real quick. You can get in now. 955 00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:43,710 (Rekha gasps) - Hell yeah. 956 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:48,700 - My wristwatch turns into a small UFO 957 00:36:49,650 --> 00:36:52,023 and starts darting towards the West Coast. 958 00:36:53,122 --> 00:36:55,920 - (mimics wristwatch zipping) Give me Tech eight. 959 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,367 - [Izzy] Eight. - [Rekha] Eight. 960 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,603 - Five. Do you have any tokens? 961 00:37:00,603 --> 00:37:02,130 - Two. - Yeah. Can I get to eight? 962 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:02,963 - [Brennan] Yeah, you can get to eight. 963 00:37:02,963 --> 00:37:04,140 - Six, seven, one. 964 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:06,327 - Yeah. - And then a 10. 965 00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:09,060 No, I was at 10, so this is 12. 966 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,131 12! - [Brennan] Oh my god! 967 00:37:10,131 --> 00:37:11,529 - Now I'm gonna roll a 20. - [Brennan] Double blow-up! 968 00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:13,354 - [Ally] Double blow-up. Doubling your tokens. 969 00:37:13,354 --> 00:37:14,835 - No! - Forget her. 970 00:37:14,835 --> 00:37:15,690 - Forget her. - She's done. 971 00:37:15,690 --> 00:37:19,080 - [Brennan] Okay, double blow-up. You're at a d20 Tech. 972 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,360 - Seven. - Okay, but that's still what? 973 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,880 That's 22, that's 29. - Mm-hmm. 974 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,570 - Your watch became the UFO, but the band staying on you, 975 00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:30,327 you can see, scintillating, the metallic parts go, 976 00:37:30,327 --> 00:37:31,680 (trills) coordinates. 977 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,600 It is already over Los Angeles. 978 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,182 - I take it to the radio tower. 979 00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:37,015 (Brennan mimics wristwatch zipping) 980 00:37:37,015 --> 00:37:40,316 Sync it into the lady. I press record. 981 00:37:40,316 --> 00:37:41,370 (device humming) 982 00:37:41,370 --> 00:37:45,000 (echoing) Everybody's in a movie. You're all in a film. 983 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,310 - Oh my god. - Everybody's in a movie. 984 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:49,143 You're all in a film. 985 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:53,070 And the watch sends an extra jolt 986 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:56,908 to make her transmission worldwide. 987 00:37:56,908 --> 00:38:01,323 - (gasps in awe) Oh my god! You're kill count's gonna go up! 988 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,650 - Did you ruin the game? 989 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,793 - Throughout Washington DC, you look out the window. 990 00:38:07,793 --> 00:38:10,140 (thunder crashing) 991 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:13,263 Lightning begins to descend from the sky. 992 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:18,690 Your kill count... (intense action music) 993 00:38:18,690 --> 00:38:21,100 1.4 billion people. 994 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:24,090 (bell tolls) - My family! 995 00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:25,828 - [Brennan] Oh no! - Doug! 996 00:38:25,828 --> 00:38:27,130 - Doug! Anyone- 997 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,800 - Oh, I didn't even think about our friends. 998 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,666 (players laughing) 999 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,491 I didn't think about a single person but myself. 1000 00:38:34,491 --> 00:38:35,740 (cast laughing) (Alex groaning) 1001 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:38,670 - Wife and my son and my daughter. 1002 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:39,750 - I'm sorry. 1003 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:43,650 - (laughs) You pull way ahead in the kill count. 1004 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:47,130 You single-handedly destroyed a huge percent. 1005 00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:50,460 But also, in that moment, (tender instrumental music) 1006 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:54,483 as the kill count happens and all of those people die, 1007 00:38:56,940 --> 00:39:00,660 all of them realize in the moment of death, 1008 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:02,730 where they register on your kill count... 1009 00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:04,180 What did I say? 1.4 billion? 1010 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,720 - Mm-hmm. - 1.4 billion. 1011 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,023 Every one of them doesn't wanna die, 1012 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:13,593 and you said everybody gets what they want. 1013 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,223 - (deadpan) Hey, you know I meant it. 1014 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:19,230 (Brennan laughing) 1015 00:39:19,230 --> 00:39:20,457 - I think we fucked up. 1016 00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:22,530 - No, we didn't. There's no way to fuck it up. 1017 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:23,363 - [Brennan] There's no way to fuck it up. 1018 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,550 - I promise. I don't know anything. 1019 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:27,420 - So as that happens, you see, 1020 00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:31,200 coming out over the radio waves, you see your watch 1021 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,597 and Wolfman Ann comes back to you and goes, 1022 00:39:34,597 --> 00:39:37,433 (watch beeping) "Is this Greg?" 1023 00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:39,480 - You better believe it. 1024 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:44,480 - Hey, listen, time's running out. You gotta get it done. 1025 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,170 (tense action music) 1026 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:49,770 Get your friend to that Superbomb, otherwise I don't know 1027 00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:51,750 that this movie's ever gonna start over again. 1028 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:52,900 - I found what you need 1029 00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:55,993 if you want it. 1030 00:39:57,013 --> 00:39:59,563 - "I guess the best thing I can have is that choice. 1031 00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:03,420 If I never see you again, it was good knowing you, Andy." 1032 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:06,330 And you see the transmission goes dark. 1033 00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:07,860 Jennifer, I'm gonna need what you're up to in this moment. 1034 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:08,693 You have the envelope. 1035 00:40:08,693 --> 00:40:10,470 You rush the envelopes down to the vault. 1036 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:13,200 - I run to join the rest of the group. 1037 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,270 - [Brennan] Cool. You run to join the rest of the team. 1038 00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:17,820 - We gotta go now! We gotta do this now! 1039 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:20,400 This thing's falling apart at the fucking seams! 1040 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,920 - You guys can see like, wings and chunks of stone 1041 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,380 coming off the White House as jets scramble 1042 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:28,560 and are opening fire on it. (screams) 1043 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,490 Those of you down in the vault, 1044 00:40:29,490 --> 00:40:30,323 go ahead and give me your actions. 1045 00:40:30,323 --> 00:40:31,156 What are you doing right now? 1046 00:40:31,156 --> 00:40:32,807 - I mean, I said I would Wildcard. 1047 00:40:32,807 --> 00:40:33,960 - You wanna Wildcard? 1048 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,460 - If I created a gorgeous dinosaur and a vampire boss, 1049 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,140 yeah, I'll be the one that Wildcards. 1050 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:40,973 - Okay. 1051 00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:43,050 Before you Wildcard, what is the action 1052 00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:44,160 you are Wildcarding to take? 1053 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,310 The Superbomb is in front of you. Dave is fighting you. 1054 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:49,110 You know that there is something, 1055 00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:50,820 that what you actually have to do, 1056 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:52,988 there's no amount of hurting Dave that can kill him. 1057 00:40:52,988 --> 00:40:53,821 - Yeah. - It's like, 1058 00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:55,260 the opposite of defusing a bomb. 1059 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,572 You need to never stop blowing up 1060 00:40:58,572 --> 00:40:59,405 (Alex chuckles) 1061 00:40:59,405 --> 00:41:01,260 so you need the bomb to go off. 1062 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,335 - Yeah. - What do you wanna do 1063 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:03,420 to make the bomb go off? 1064 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:06,233 - Is there a thing on it that I know how- 1065 00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,430 Because I have Demolitions. I have all this tech. 1066 00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,893 Do I know how to enable this bomb? 1067 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:16,410 - Give me Tech 40, and if you wanna Wildcard, you can. 1068 00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:20,490 - Okay, lower the difficulty by three, so 37. 1069 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:22,530 - [Alex] Can I- - Mastery in Tech, right? 1070 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,177 - Yeah, Mastery in Tech. - [Brennan] 32. 1071 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:26,520 - Can I Alpha Squad just in case? 1072 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,800 - You wanna Alpha Squad and do two Techs at once? 1073 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,760 - Yeah, if you wanna do that with me, I'll- 1074 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,340 - Or, what's your Tech? - My Tech is 20. 1075 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,599 - Do you wanna do it instead? 1076 00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:34,432 I only have a 10. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1077 00:41:34,432 --> 00:41:35,370 - Oh, great. Okay. - [Brennan] Cool. 1078 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,683 So Usha and Paula, go ahead and roll. 1079 00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:40,234 (energetic action music) 1080 00:41:40,234 --> 00:41:42,500 - 16. - [Brennan] 16. 1081 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,430 - Four. - Okay, that is 20. 1082 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:45,830 Do you want to Wildcard it? 1083 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,250 - I will Wildcard. 1084 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:54,090 - You perform a superhuman feat of Tech. 1085 00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:56,790 All of G13's knowledge is finally being summoned 1086 00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,940 to the task of undoing this device 1087 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:02,880 which threatens the very foundations of this world, 1088 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,520 preventing you and your friends from getting back. 1089 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:09,510 You will be trapped in this game forever, or worse, killed. 1090 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:13,230 Paula combines her efforts with yours, Alpha Squadron. 1091 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,420 As Dave is fighting, you can see Kingskin 1092 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:18,090 versus Dave in the vault. (mimics blows landing) 1093 00:42:18,090 --> 00:42:19,990 You look and suddenly see 1094 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,720 your technology is going to fail you 1095 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,770 unless you do the wildest thing you can think of. 1096 00:42:28,770 --> 00:42:32,160 What does Usha do to make this Tech check work 1097 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,380 when it can't work? 1098 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:37,920 - This bomb is sort of shaped like a long neck. 1099 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,240 - Yeah. (Ally chuckles softly) 1100 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,508 Necks are cylinders, and that's a cylinder. 1101 00:42:41,508 --> 00:42:45,670 - (laughs) As an old lady, Usha has a lot of experience 1102 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,860 giving someone a gentle neck rub when they're upset 1103 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,768 or when maybe they're doing something wrong 1104 00:42:52,768 --> 00:42:54,720 or maybe she's trying to encourage them 1105 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,310 to do the right thing. - Yeah. 1106 00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:59,940 - A bomb is just a neck. - Yeah. 1107 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:02,430 - She reaches her hand out (Jacob laughs) 1108 00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:06,450 and touches this silver explosive neck. 1109 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,700 - Yeah. - Come on. 1110 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:12,370 Just do what I want you to do, and make sure nobody dies 1111 00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:17,254 that I like and only people I don't like die. 1112 00:43:17,254 --> 00:43:20,280 (Alex chuckles) - Machines are computers. 1113 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,880 Dogs are men. - [Jacob] Mm-hmm. 1114 00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:27,300 - Necks are bombs. You have a 20 but you needed a 32. 1115 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,480 Is there any part of the game system 1116 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,870 that we have shown you guys in 10 episodes of this show 1117 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,130 that you had any questions about 1118 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:38,130 or wondered why we set it up that way? 1119 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:41,430 There's one thing that I think maybe seems normal 1120 00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:43,800 but maybe seemed a little bit weird, 1121 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,023 and it has to do with your Turbo Tokens. 1122 00:43:47,148 --> 00:43:50,388 (tense pensive music) 1123 00:43:50,388 --> 00:43:51,346 (Turbo Tokens clink) 1124 00:43:51,346 --> 00:43:53,346 ♪ I am cool now ♪ - [Alex] (gasps) Wha? 1125 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,270 - Every Turbo Token you've spent reenters your pool. 1126 00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,230 - Wha? - [Brennan] And you have full- 1127 00:43:58,230 --> 00:44:00,567 - I knew it. (Brennan laughing) 1128 00:44:00,567 --> 00:44:01,400 - I didn't. 1129 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,278 - Why else were we keeping 'em? 1130 00:44:02,278 --> 00:44:03,750 - [Alex] Wha? 1131 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,460 - Yes! - Wildcard, baby. 1132 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,273 You're at a 20 and you need to get to 32 for this to work. 1133 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:12,961 - One, two, three, four, five- (Alex laughing) 1134 00:44:12,961 --> 00:44:13,794 - [Brennan] And I believe- - Six. 1135 00:44:13,794 --> 00:44:15,030 - [Brennan] Yeah, five, six. Yep. 1136 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:18,450 - Seven, eight, a nine, a 10, 11... 1137 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:20,058 - She's doing accounting. (laughs) 1138 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,237 - A 12, a 13. - Like an abacus. 1139 00:44:21,237 --> 00:44:23,125 - Okay, 12. 12 gets you there. 1140 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,067 - [Jacob] An abaci. - Okay! 12! 1141 00:44:25,067 --> 00:44:26,670 - [Izzy] Abaci. - Abaci. 1142 00:44:26,670 --> 00:44:28,740 - Incredible. (mimics energy powering down) 1143 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,780 The clock counts down 1144 00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:35,550 to eight seconds left on the bomb as you do that. 1145 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:38,340 In response to that, Dave is gonna come for you. 1146 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,750 How many Turbo Tokens do you have left, by the way? 1147 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:41,751 - 18, 20, 21. 1148 00:44:41,751 --> 00:44:42,584 - 21. 1149 00:44:42,584 --> 00:44:44,130 I'm gonna actually need you to spend another 12 1150 00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:45,336 'cause you're at a severe. 1151 00:44:45,336 --> 00:44:46,856 - Oh my god. - Oh. 1152 00:44:46,856 --> 00:44:48,900 - (whistles) Good catch. Good catch. 1153 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,430 - Hey, we're doing some wild shit, 1154 00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:51,960 but we gotta have some gosh darn rules. 1155 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,450 - When spending Turbo Tokens to boost an attack 1156 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:56,280 that targets me, each one is worth plus two 1157 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,230 instead of plus one? - [Alex] Nice! 1158 00:44:58,230 --> 00:44:59,493 - Okay. - Evens out. 1159 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:01,830 - I'll allow it. - Thank you! 1160 00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:03,300 - There you go. So 12 is 12. 1161 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,377 Great. For that roll, 12 is 12. 1162 00:45:04,377 --> 00:45:05,910 - Did you ask Rekha to count 1163 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:08,190 just in case she didn't have enough 1164 00:45:08,190 --> 00:45:10,050 that you didn't wanna be mean to us? 1165 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:11,527 - Nope. 1166 00:45:11,527 --> 00:45:13,353 - [Alex] Okay. (laughs) - Definitely. 1167 00:45:13,353 --> 00:45:14,713 - Nuh-uh. - Definitely. 1168 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,248 - Nice to be nice. - You're freaking nice, dude. 1169 00:45:16,248 --> 00:45:17,163 You're nice as fuck. 1170 00:45:17,163 --> 00:45:20,310 - But rules are rules. So, we move through from there. 1171 00:45:20,310 --> 00:45:22,920 In response to that, Dave looks at you and goes, "No!" 1172 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,070 Takes a Brawl check. 17 Toughness from you. 1173 00:45:26,533 --> 00:45:28,410 - 19! - [Brennan] Okay. 1174 00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:30,314 So you do that and- - Wait! 1175 00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:32,460 No, no, it doesn't matter. - You do that 1176 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,950 and you catch Dave's foot midair. 1177 00:45:34,950 --> 00:45:37,200 Let's go over here. What else do people wanna do? 1178 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,400 - I see Dave stop fighting me and go towards G13 1179 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,980 so I spin around and try to bear hug him 1180 00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:46,860 with his arms pinned to his body. 1181 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:49,039 - Hell yes. (intense action music) 1182 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,267 He rolls a 16 on his Toughness. 1183 00:45:51,267 --> 00:45:52,530 - So a Brawl? - So to give him an injury, 1184 00:45:52,530 --> 00:45:55,143 you're gonna need a 21 Brawl check. 1185 00:45:56,251 --> 00:45:59,800 - 16. I need a 21? 1186 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,040 - You need a 21. - To injure him. 1187 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,320 - I'll point out, you did buy Wildcard 1188 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,050 at the end of the last "Adventuring Party." 1189 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:10,290 - Oh, sure! Okay, I'll Wildcard. 1190 00:46:10,290 --> 00:46:13,116 - Go ahead. Pour your tokens back into your dish there. 1191 00:46:13,116 --> 00:46:14,790 - Wow! 1192 00:46:14,790 --> 00:46:15,870 - As you go to bear hug, 1193 00:46:15,870 --> 00:46:17,880 you see there's something holding you back. 1194 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,713 It's not gonna work. 1195 00:46:18,713 --> 00:46:20,310 You rolled a 16, but you need five more 1196 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:21,900 to give him an injury level. 1197 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,360 How does Kingskin Wildcard? 1198 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,610 What do you do that makes this even crazier 1199 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:28,560 in this moment to make it work? 1200 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,073 - My first thought was, Kingskin strips naked? 1201 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,833 - Yeah. 1202 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,874 - First thought, best thought. - [Jacob] You finally see... 1203 00:46:35,874 --> 00:46:36,707 (Alex laughing) Yeah. 1204 00:46:36,707 --> 00:46:39,835 - The biggest hog in "Never Stop Blowing Up." 1205 00:46:39,835 --> 00:46:41,218 - [Brennan] Yeah. You go- 1206 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:44,130 - Well, Damian had a really big cock too. 1207 00:46:44,130 --> 00:46:46,920 - [Brennan] You rip your suit off. 1208 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,480 You see that over in the corner, 1209 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,820 one of the aides goes, "Senator!" 1210 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:54,180 - I say, I've never felt more powerful than in this suit, 1211 00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:56,193 but let's see what's underneath. 1212 00:46:56,193 --> 00:46:59,670 - Rip! Dave goes, "Whoa!" 1213 00:46:59,670 --> 00:47:04,670 Butt-ass naked, you leap and bear hug the vampire president 1214 00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:07,950 of fake United States in "Never Stop Blowing Up" world. 1215 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,458 Spend five tokens, and that'll get you to 21. 1216 00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:12,810 - Well, I gotta spend 10 'cause I'm severely injured. 1217 00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:13,860 - Go ahead and spend 10. 1218 00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:16,860 Dave takes his first injury level. He's at superficial. 1219 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:21,360 You guys realize you need to solve the bomb and defeat Dave. 1220 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,193 These are the two things 1221 00:47:22,193 --> 00:47:24,390 that need to happen sort of simultaneously. 1222 00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:26,310 Anyone else? - Yes, I run. 1223 00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:28,140 I'm not with them in that room, right? 1224 00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:29,250 - But you can join them now in this moment. 1225 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,950 - I join them now and I wanna like, preoccupy Dave 1226 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:35,033 so that Usha can be with the bomb and with the Protocol. 1227 00:47:35,033 --> 00:47:36,630 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - So I attack Dave. 1228 00:47:36,630 --> 00:47:37,923 - Go ahead, attack Dave. 1229 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:41,414 15 Tough from Dave. 1230 00:47:41,414 --> 00:47:43,167 - That's a four. - [Brennan] That's a four. 1231 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:44,620 Okay. - But I'd like to Wildcard. 1232 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:45,810 (Brennan laughing) 1233 00:47:45,810 --> 00:47:47,880 - [Rekha] Did you get injured? 1234 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,750 - Not me. 1235 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:53,290 - All right, you rolled four. You need to get to 20. 1236 00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:55,140 - Yeah. - You got it. 1237 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,137 - Let's see. - You literally do have it. 1238 00:47:57,137 --> 00:48:00,330 - A one, a two, a three... 1239 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:01,163 - Count 'em up. 1240 00:48:01,163 --> 00:48:01,996 As you're counting 'em up, 1241 00:48:01,996 --> 00:48:03,540 does anyone else know what they wanna throw down 1242 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:04,373 on the deck? - The Tootsie Roll Owl? 1243 00:48:04,373 --> 00:48:06,450 - Yeah, I feel like it feels like the bomb 1244 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,980 is pretty handled. - [Brennan] Yeah. 1245 00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:11,970 - And I think Andy and Dave's interpersonal beef 1246 00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:13,740 would kinda make Dang very happy 1247 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,720 to just fucking wallop this guy. 1248 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,460 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1249 00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:20,940 - So he's going to do the move Krillin does 1250 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,322 where he has a disc. 1251 00:48:22,322 --> 00:48:24,225 - Destructo Disc. - Thank you. Destructo Disc. 1252 00:48:24,225 --> 00:48:26,027 I'm gonna Destructo Disc Dave. - (laughs) Sick! 1253 00:48:26,027 --> 00:48:29,190 - Krillin's like, the Doug Meat of "Dragon Ball Z." 1254 00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:32,470 - Yes, yes. (laughs) (Alex and Rekha laughing) 1255 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:33,960 - [Brennan] Okay. - I blow it up. 1256 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,793 - Fuck yeah! 1257 00:48:34,793 --> 00:48:35,730 - Oh, you get all the way to 20. 1258 00:48:35,730 --> 00:48:36,563 - Yeah. 1259 00:48:36,563 --> 00:48:37,709 - [Brennan] And we're gonna go ahead and blow that up. 1260 00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:41,070 (epic explosion sounds) ♪ This is psycho ♪ 1261 00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:43,260 - Okay, amazing. Go ahead and roll the d20 again. 1262 00:48:43,260 --> 00:48:46,302 - Let's see. (tense industrial music) 1263 00:48:46,302 --> 00:48:48,270 Eight. - Eight. Okay, 28. 1264 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:51,180 Beat it by more than five. Dave moves to a severe injury. 1265 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:53,010 But what do you do to Wildcard? 1266 00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:54,720 Like, you can see that your attack 1267 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,150 isn't going to work normally. 1268 00:48:57,150 --> 00:48:58,110 What do you do? 1269 00:48:58,110 --> 00:49:02,340 - Jennifer stances up with him, 1270 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,890 but he's so crazy and he's a vampire 1271 00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:09,360 that she decides to just go full like, going through beams 1272 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,580 so she's kind of like, doing the worm. 1273 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:12,540 - Yeah. - She looks very like, 1274 00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:17,540 serpentine, and she's just kind of like (laughs) moving, 1275 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,670 but only on the ground. - So fluid. Just- 1276 00:49:19,670 --> 00:49:21,870 - So she's reaching up and attacking him 1277 00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:23,460 but then like, moving around. 1278 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,380 - So it's like if a snake could punch you. 1279 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,670 - It's like if a snake could punch you 1280 00:49:26,670 --> 00:49:29,460 and it's just needlessly sexy. (laughs) 1281 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:32,310 It's just like, ass in the air for like, a lot of times 1282 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:34,910 and then it like, dips low and then it goes back up. 1283 00:49:36,195 --> 00:49:37,110 - (mimics wind whipping) Bam, bam, bam! 1284 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:40,170 Dave's like (grunts) "Stop being so hot!" 1285 00:49:40,170 --> 00:49:42,210 - (unbothered) I can't. - (laughs) Incredible. 1286 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:44,040 Destructo Disc, go ahead 1287 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,650 and give me either Brawl or Weapons. 1288 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,573 - I'll do Weapons. - Okay, 15. 1289 00:49:49,512 --> 00:49:51,477 - Four. I guess I'll... 1290 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,990 I guess I'll Wildcard. - Wildcard it, baby! 1291 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:56,600 Go for it! - Yee-haw! 1292 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,152 - Listen, everybody's doing it. 1293 00:49:58,152 --> 00:49:58,985 - Everybody's doing it. 1294 00:49:58,985 --> 00:50:00,150 - All the cool kids are doing it. 1295 00:50:00,150 --> 00:50:02,280 - Wow, the power. - [Brennan] All right, power. 1296 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,260 Okay, so- - How many do I need? 1297 00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:06,463 - He rolled a 15. You rolled a what? 1298 00:50:06,463 --> 00:50:07,296 - A four. 1299 00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:08,700 - But do you have Mastery in Brawl? 1300 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:09,533 - Yes, I do. 1301 00:50:09,533 --> 00:50:11,880 - So you bring him down to 10 with Mastery 1302 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,910 and then it goes back to 15. - So five more? 1303 00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:15,900 - [Brennan] So yeah, 11 all told, will get you there. 1304 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,903 - Is he gonna adrenaline? - Bing bong. 1305 00:50:17,903 --> 00:50:20,550 - Dave is gonna go to his adrenaline level, 1306 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,260 but you have to do it to get him down. 1307 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,543 So you see you Destructo Disc him. 1308 00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,155 (groans) The disc digs into him. 1309 00:50:27,155 --> 00:50:30,104 (echoing) "This is fucking crazy!" 1310 00:50:30,104 --> 00:50:31,674 (stone crumbling) He hits the wall. 1311 00:50:31,674 --> 00:50:36,674 (grunts and pants) "No matter how much you hurt me, 1312 00:50:36,872 --> 00:50:39,510 no how matter how much you try, 1313 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:43,601 you're still the same losers from my fucking video store! 1314 00:50:43,601 --> 00:50:46,886 You're nothing but wussy little fucks! 1315 00:50:46,886 --> 00:50:48,865 And I'm a job creator!" 1316 00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:50,840 - Yelling... 1317 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,280 - Your store's going out of business. You're the only loser. 1318 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,550 - Because of you! 1319 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:58,567 - Tomayto, tomahto. And then I whip my ass in the air. 1320 00:50:58,567 --> 00:51:00,840 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm, yeah. - If I may, 1321 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,000 can we say the thing that pushed it through. 1322 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,190 - Mm-hmm. - Something besides me. 1323 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:06,720 - Yeah. - And Greg. 1324 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,795 - Yeah. - Gave me an extra push. 1325 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:10,680 - Yeah. - To get the disc through him 1326 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,990 'cause I Wildcarded so I have to do something wild. 1327 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:13,950 - You have to do something wild. 1328 00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:17,340 - So, this gives it a little extra push. 1329 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:20,253 - You feel, in this moment, 1330 00:51:20,253 --> 00:51:22,620 (electricity buzzing and zapping) 1331 00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:26,760 and you can see Barsimmeon is electrocuted outside of this 1332 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,927 touching the VHS tape (yelps) he's like, 1333 00:51:28,927 --> 00:51:31,740 as he got his hand in the thing being electrocuted, 1334 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,690 and you hear in your head... 1335 00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:37,500 (babbles alien language) 1336 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:42,460 And you feel, Greg, Dang, Rashab, 1337 00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:47,220 all of it, it's a single consciousness. 1338 00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:51,960 Is there anything more unbelievable or wild 1339 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,830 about a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a cowboy hat and big titties 1340 00:51:55,830 --> 00:51:58,710 than a single leaf on the wind? 1341 00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:01,500 Isn't all of this such a miracle 1342 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,173 in the grand scheme of everything? 1343 00:52:05,010 --> 00:52:07,680 Rashab speaks to you, and in this moment, 1344 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,620 you Krillin Destructo Disc your boss Dave 1345 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:13,230 in the guise of President Slater Hancock, 1346 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:15,750 vampire president of these United States 1347 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:16,953 in a flying White House. 1348 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:18,653 - Thank you. 1349 00:52:18,653 --> 00:52:21,120 - You get a vision of Dave's Video World 1350 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,770 of Barsimmeon being electrocuted, 1351 00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:27,660 and that little seat in the porn section that you sit in, 1352 00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:31,650 and that is emblazoned on your mind, that little chair. 1353 00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:36,150 And you just get a feeling of like, that chair, that chair. 1354 00:52:36,150 --> 00:52:38,040 Like, and something, like the seat, under 1355 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,770 the seat of that chair, there's something in the video store 1356 00:52:40,770 --> 00:52:42,870 under the seat that you need. 1357 00:52:42,870 --> 00:52:43,705 Yes, go for it. 1358 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:47,340 - Yeah, unhearing any of this, Wendell hops on the phone 1359 00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:51,840 and was like, Shaun, I got the coordinates for you. 1360 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,160 Fire the cannon. 1361 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,390 And Shaun shoots the cannon straight into Dave from space. 1362 00:52:57,390 --> 00:52:59,024 - [Brennan] Give me the Weapons check, baby. 1363 00:52:59,024 --> 00:53:01,110 (Rekha laughing) - [Alex] Oh. 1364 00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:04,743 - Difficulty is 12 from Dave's Toughness. 1365 00:53:06,658 --> 00:53:09,843 - I rolled a three, but you know what? It's Wildcard. 1366 00:53:09,843 --> 00:53:14,250 - It's Wildcard time. ♪ We Wildcard tonight ♪ 1367 00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:16,590 - So let's see, three. 1368 00:53:16,590 --> 00:53:18,930 We're gonna bump that up another three. 1369 00:53:18,930 --> 00:53:20,790 - So you gotta get to a 17 1370 00:53:20,790 --> 00:53:22,590 to give him that last injury level. 1371 00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:24,810 - That has a six. (laughs) 1372 00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:26,220 This is gonna be crazy. - Blow up. 1373 00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:27,720 Wait, you were rolling a d6? 1374 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:31,350 - I rolled a d6, blew the six up into an eight with three. 1375 00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:32,760 - Oh wait, your Weapons was at a d6? 1376 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,010 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Wow. 1377 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,680 - Rolled a six on the eight so I'm paying two 1378 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,387 to blow that up again. 1379 00:53:39,387 --> 00:53:40,262 - [Brennan] Oh my god. - Double blow-up. (gasps) 1380 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:42,247 - Plus doubling this. - Double. Dubby, dubby. 1381 00:53:42,247 --> 00:53:44,340 - [Brennan] Oh no. - Dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby! 1382 00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:46,716 - Oh yeah! - That's like, 30 or 40 1383 00:53:46,716 --> 00:53:47,549 in there already. - That's a big dubby. 1384 00:53:47,549 --> 00:53:51,210 - Unbelievable. - That's a big dubby. 1385 00:53:51,210 --> 00:53:52,043 - That's a six. 1386 00:53:52,043 --> 00:53:54,840 Gonna pay four out of the pool of whatever this is- 1387 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,872 - Unbelievable. - ...to blow that up. 1388 00:53:57,872 --> 00:53:58,867 (explosion crashes) ♪ The system is perfect ♪ 1389 00:53:58,867 --> 00:54:01,443 - That is gonna be a 12. 1390 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:05,340 That's gonna be a one that I'm gonna use The Ones 1391 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,990 to blow up into a 12. 1392 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:10,093 Double blow-up. Now I'm doubling what was left in there. 1393 00:54:10,093 --> 00:54:10,926 - Oh my god. That's like 80. 1394 00:54:10,926 --> 00:54:13,259 - [Jacob] 1,000 tokens. - Yeah. 1395 00:54:13,259 --> 00:54:14,146 (Rekha laughing) 1396 00:54:14,146 --> 00:54:15,660 - And now- - And now we're rolling a d20? 1397 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:17,862 - Yeah, now I'm rolling a 20. - And then get a 20. 1398 00:54:17,862 --> 00:54:18,860 - And Brennan- - [Brennan] Yeah. 1399 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:20,940 - If you get a 20 I'll piss myself. 1400 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:21,773 - I'm sorry. 1401 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,575 A 19. I'ma blow it up. 1402 00:54:25,575 --> 00:54:27,600 (rocking explosion erupts) - A 19! 1403 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,821 - A nine. I'ma blow it up. (Ally screams) 1404 00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:32,125 An eight. I'ma blow it up. 1405 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:32,958 - You're not even gonna count those. 1406 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:34,471 - [Brennan] Okay. 1407 00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:35,317 - He knows what he's doing. 1408 00:54:35,317 --> 00:54:37,140 - I'll blow it up one last time with seven. 1409 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,636 - [Brennan] Okay. (blowing up continues) 1410 00:54:39,636 --> 00:54:42,480 - Okay, I'ma just leave it at 12 if I don't get it, but... 1411 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,346 - I'll lend you some if you wanna keep blowing up 1412 00:54:44,346 --> 00:54:45,430 to be the DM again. 1413 00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:48,090 - Okay, I'm gonna say, instead of doing the math 1414 00:54:48,090 --> 00:54:49,980 for those Turbo Tokens, I'm gonna clean you out 1415 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:51,870 and give you one last roll. 1416 00:54:51,870 --> 00:54:52,703 - Okay. - [Brennan] One last roll 1417 00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:53,536 and we're cleaned out, okay? - Whoa! 1418 00:54:53,536 --> 00:54:55,040 - Okay. - [Alex] Wait, what... 1419 00:54:56,505 --> 00:54:57,506 - 15. - Oh! 1420 00:54:57,506 --> 00:54:58,742 It looked like a 20 from here! - [Brennan] Okay. 1421 00:54:58,742 --> 00:54:59,575 - Oh yeah. 1422 00:54:59,575 --> 00:55:02,640 - So we're somewhere in the neighborhood of like, 80 or 90. 1423 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,380 - Yes, easily. - Yeah. 1424 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:09,240 - Shaun Nitro pushes the satellite, puts the dynamite in. 1425 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,403 EMP. (mimics energy pulsing) 1426 00:55:11,403 --> 00:55:12,929 (Brennan grunts) 1427 00:55:12,929 --> 00:55:15,630 He blasts a hole through the White House, 1428 00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:17,880 exposing President Dave not only 1429 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,930 to the powerful laser cannon, but also the rays of the sun 1430 00:55:21,930 --> 00:55:24,570 as the laser breaks through the storm clouds 1431 00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:26,340 over Washington DC. 1432 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:31,340 Dave goes, "No! The sun and lasers!" 1433 00:55:31,427 --> 00:55:33,600 (Brennan mimics explosion crashing) 1434 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:38,280 His body is rent asunder, burnt to tatters. 1435 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:43,280 As this happens, you see the bomb (mimics energy pulsing) 1436 00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:46,920 begins to go wild colors 1437 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,970 as it starts to reconstitute Dave's tattered body. 1438 00:55:50,970 --> 00:55:54,900 Just fangs and malice and blood in a weird web 1439 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:57,630 as a whirlpool of ash. (screams wildly) 1440 00:55:57,630 --> 00:55:59,670 Muscle, guns, bullets, bombs! 1441 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:03,810 He is like an explosion bullet vampire blood elemental. 1442 00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:06,810 (screams) The sun is beating into him. 1443 00:56:06,810 --> 00:56:08,970 And you see (explosion pounds) 1444 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,843 the White House is on fire. 1445 00:56:10,843 --> 00:56:12,270 A bomb is in front of you. 1446 00:56:12,270 --> 00:56:15,810 It needs to be disarmed right now. 1447 00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:19,620 If Dave gets his turn again, he will reconstitute 1448 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:21,810 from this bomb here. 1449 00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,430 You have the Shadow Falcon Protocol, 1450 00:56:23,430 --> 00:56:26,280 but you also used your action to start this process. 1451 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,218 So, Jack, what do you wanna do in this moment? 1452 00:56:30,218 --> 00:56:32,580 (heroic rock music) (tokens clinking) 1453 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:33,660 We Wildcard. 1454 00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,270 I believe every single person has Wildcarded in this round. 1455 00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:37,493 - I'm gonna look at Dave. - Mm-hmm. 1456 00:56:37,493 --> 00:56:38,853 - And I'm gonna go, 1457 00:56:40,410 --> 00:56:44,459 Dan. (Brennan and Alex chuckle) 1458 00:56:44,459 --> 00:56:49,459 (Brennan sputters and gurgles like an eldritch monster) 1459 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,620 It's our store now. (Rekha gasps) 1460 00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:55,173 And I'm gonna serve him divorce papers. 1461 00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:58,710 And then I'm gonna take out my gun, 1462 00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:01,650 and I'm gonna shoot the bomb. (Alex laughing) 1463 00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:05,027 - And the bullet flies off, grabs the Protocol. 1464 00:57:05,027 --> 00:57:08,015 - Grabs the Protocol and- - [Brennan] I'm gonna say... 1465 00:57:08,015 --> 00:57:09,480 I'm gonna say- - Because it's wild. 1466 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,860 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Boomerang bullet. 1467 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:13,309 - What I'm gonna say is I'm gonna roll. 1468 00:57:13,309 --> 00:57:15,180 - Sticky bullet. - Sticky bullet. 1469 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:17,340 - We're gonna do a Weapons check. 1470 00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:22,340 Difficulty of shooting a bomb so hard that it blows up 1471 00:57:24,150 --> 00:57:27,690 and uploads a floppy disk to an internet 1472 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:31,923 that doesn't exist in this time period is 50. 1473 00:57:33,048 --> 00:57:34,337 - Okay. - I think you have enough. 1474 00:57:34,337 --> 00:57:36,810 - It's a what check? - Weapons. 1475 00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:38,130 - Minus eight. 1476 00:57:38,130 --> 00:57:41,790 - Minus eight. Cosmo, he died to find this secret. 1477 00:57:41,790 --> 00:57:43,820 The Shadow Falcon Protocol- - But he's back to life. 1478 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:44,940 - [Brennan] He's back to life. - Also a vampire. 1479 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:45,773 - Also a vampire. 1480 00:57:45,773 --> 00:57:48,073 He's looking at Dave like, "Hmm, this thing..." 1481 00:57:48,930 --> 00:57:52,710 You fire your gun. Difficulty is 50. 1482 00:57:52,710 --> 00:57:54,990 But you see- - Can I give him the gun? 1483 00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:59,511 - But you see Doug Meat covered in bullet holes, bleeding 1484 00:57:59,511 --> 00:58:00,960 (rasps) gasping. 1485 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,787 He looks at you and goes, "I've always loved you." 1486 00:58:03,787 --> 00:58:05,336 - [Alex] Oh- - Runs. 1487 00:58:05,336 --> 00:58:10,020 He has a handgun with a strip of duct tape on it. 1488 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,700 Tapes it to the bomb 1489 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:15,891 so that it is wielding the same weapon you are and dies. 1490 00:58:15,891 --> 00:58:17,649 (Rekha gasps) - Doug! 1491 00:58:17,649 --> 00:58:20,700 - Doug! (heroic rock music) 1492 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,110 - Difficulty is reduced by eight, so that's 42. 1493 00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:23,040 - Okay. 1494 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,080 - [Brennan] You need to roll a 42 on a Weapons check. 1495 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:30,030 - Also, we have a bunch of APS, right? Can Jack have- 1496 00:58:30,030 --> 00:58:31,040 - Oh, yeah. - [Brennan] Oh yeah. 1497 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,486 - All the Adrenanoxinil- - All of you, you down that. 1498 00:58:32,486 --> 00:58:33,570 - [Izzy] Oh, yeah. - You down that 1499 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:35,970 so that now the difficulty is 37. 1500 00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,410 - I'm also severely injured. 1501 00:58:37,410 --> 00:58:38,750 - You're trying to shoot a bomb 1502 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:41,850 so that the bullet ricochets and uploads a floppy disk 1503 00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:42,803 and the bomb blows up. 1504 00:58:42,803 --> 00:58:43,636 - [Ify] Hey. - Hey. 1505 00:58:43,636 --> 00:58:44,469 - Yeah. 1506 00:58:44,469 --> 00:58:45,990 - I think that's completely reasonable. 1507 00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:47,640 - Let's go. 1508 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,280 (die taps table) (tense industrial music) 1509 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,360 - Six. 1510 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,347 - Six. Okay. 1511 00:58:52,347 --> 00:58:53,760 And are you severely injured? 1512 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,593 - [Izzy] Yeah. - Okay. 1513 00:58:54,593 --> 00:58:55,590 - But I have Lucky. 1514 00:58:55,590 --> 00:58:58,710 Did I roll after I became severely injured? 1515 00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,983 - No, so you have advantage. - [Alex] Oh, yeah. 1516 00:59:02,258 --> 00:59:03,363 - 12. 1517 00:59:03,363 --> 00:59:06,000 - Okay, 12 is certainly easier to get to 20. 1518 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,280 So you could spend 16 tokens and blow up, 1519 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,630 and you're trying to get to- - I could also spend two 1520 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:12,090 for Lucky and reroll. 1521 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:13,290 - You have to keep whatever you reroll. 1522 00:59:13,290 --> 00:59:16,530 - Okay, so I'm just gonna spend 1523 00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:19,080 as many as I need to get to 42? 1524 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,870 - If you spend 16 of those, you'll get to 20. 1525 00:59:21,870 --> 00:59:22,703 - [Rekha] Yeah. - Okay. 1526 00:59:22,703 --> 00:59:24,353 - And then you keep the 20 and roll it again. 1527 00:59:24,353 --> 00:59:26,193 - Okay, okay. - All right? Cool. 1528 00:59:27,090 --> 00:59:28,374 - [Alex] Nice. 1529 00:59:28,374 --> 00:59:29,580 - Okay, blow up. 1530 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:31,530 - Go ahead and give me the next d20 roll. 1531 00:59:31,530 --> 00:59:33,170 You're trying to get to a 37. 1532 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:34,163 - Do you want me to roll again? 1533 00:59:34,163 --> 00:59:35,603 - I want you to roll again, yeah. 1534 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:38,370 (tense industrial music continues) 1535 00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:39,210 - 14. 1536 00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:41,400 - [Brennan] You're at 34 so you can spend- 1537 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,240 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 1538 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,163 - You can spend six and get there. 1539 00:59:45,074 --> 00:59:49,980 (tense industrial music fades) (tokens tapping table) 1540 00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:50,940 - Really nice. - [Rekha] Good on ya. 1541 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:55,940 - 37. Gun out, you shoot a bomb with a gun. 1542 00:59:57,570 --> 01:00:02,370 The bullet hits the bomb, ricochets, hits the disk. 1543 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,620 (Rekha gasps) The disk, ping! 1544 01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:06,660 Flies into a computer, uploads. 1545 01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:09,634 Dang, you hear in your mind, (babbles alien language) 1546 01:00:09,634 --> 01:00:12,884 "Always believed in you, Dang. Always." 1547 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:16,230 Wendell, Liv, you look at each other. 1548 01:00:16,230 --> 01:00:19,080 Bullets, blood, satellite raining down. 1549 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,180 Kingskin, totally naked. 1550 01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:24,058 Wendell, in a car Gundam. (Izzy giggling) 1551 01:00:24,058 --> 01:00:25,050 When you get out of here, 1552 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:27,303 you've got your whole lives ahead of you. 1553 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,840 And whether that's Stanford or Irvine 1554 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,268 or a wide world of possibilities, 1555 01:00:34,268 --> 01:00:37,860 (epic '80s synth music) all of it is in your grasp. 1556 01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:38,970 What can stop you 1557 01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:41,553 when you take life into your own fucking hands? 1558 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:47,040 Russell, looking out at all these people, 1559 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,260 looking at your perfectly fluid body, 1560 01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:51,690 you don't have bones anymore. 1561 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:55,893 You are liquid. Look at all these people by your side. 1562 01:00:57,045 --> 01:01:01,440 All it takes is the bravery to connect 1563 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,350 and say that you belong, and you find a place 1564 01:01:06,210 --> 01:01:09,123 that you would commit to having be your home. 1565 01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:14,193 Somewhere out there, your Amsterdam is waiting. 1566 01:01:15,690 --> 01:01:20,400 Usha, all of the things that were beyond your grasp, 1567 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,860 in this moment you have done something 1568 01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:25,563 that everyone would have said is impossible. 1569 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,620 No matter how old you are, 1570 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:32,313 always, there is a new adventure waiting around the corner. 1571 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,570 Bullet, (mimics gunshot shooting) disk, computer. 1572 01:01:36,570 --> 01:01:39,450 Shadow Falcon Protocol engage. (mimics falcon calling) 1573 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,460 Doug Meat, dead. 1574 01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:44,503 T-Rex killed a guy unrelated. 1575 01:01:44,503 --> 01:01:45,630 (Ify chuckles) 1576 01:01:45,630 --> 01:01:48,330 And this Superbomb (bomb beeping) 1577 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,860 never stops blowing up. (Ally laughing) 1578 01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:53,940 (explosion crashes) 1579 01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:57,333 All of you are blown up forever. 1580 01:01:58,650 --> 01:02:00,570 And you come back a million times 1581 01:02:00,570 --> 01:02:02,160 in a million different lives. 1582 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:06,720 The manila envelopes fly out, and you see that a hand 1583 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,390 reaches through the flame, grabs you. 1584 01:02:09,390 --> 01:02:13,053 And you hear the voice of Wolfman Ann go, 1585 01:02:14,617 --> 01:02:16,613 "Wanna pass me those ciggies, pal?" 1586 01:02:17,736 --> 01:02:18,817 (Jacob taps pack) 1587 01:02:18,817 --> 01:02:20,253 - Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 1588 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,763 - "I do for the first time." 1589 01:02:24,990 --> 01:02:29,180 You all feel (mimics energy zapping) 1590 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,020 and are once again standing in Dave's Video World. 1591 01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:35,300 - Oh my god! 1592 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,810 - In this moment, 1593 01:02:36,810 --> 01:02:41,810 Barsimmeon is standing by the tape looking out, 1594 01:02:42,030 --> 01:02:46,470 and there's just a spool of magnetic tape in his hands. 1595 01:02:46,470 --> 01:02:47,303 - No! 1596 01:02:47,303 --> 01:02:49,320 - As smoke pours out of the VHS tape. 1597 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,593 - [Izzy] No! - Just... (smoke hisses) 1598 01:02:50,593 --> 01:02:52,927 "I-I uh, oh, oh! 1599 01:02:54,390 --> 01:02:56,580 Oh." - You're alive! Persimmon! 1600 01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,070 - Uh, yes. I am. 1601 01:02:59,070 --> 01:03:03,120 Are you all right? I thought you all might die in there. 1602 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,410 - Is Dave with us? 1603 01:03:04,410 --> 01:03:09,410 - [Brennan] You look in the back and you see Dave walk out. 1604 01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:14,160 - I slap that motherfucker so hard. 1605 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,550 - You go, bam! And he goes, "What the fuck, Russell?" 1606 01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:20,940 - Oh, what, do you think you're president or something? 1607 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:21,938 I slap him again. 1608 01:03:21,938 --> 01:03:23,580 (slap cracks) (Brennan yelps) 1609 01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:25,470 - What the fuck, Russell? 1610 01:03:25,470 --> 01:03:27,630 - Little bitch. And I start to- 1611 01:03:27,630 --> 01:03:30,153 - No, Russ, the time warp. - [Brennan] You look out- 1612 01:03:30,153 --> 01:03:32,520 - I don't care! I don't care, all right? 1613 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,380 - You slap the shit out of him, and Dave starts crying. 1614 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,328 He goes, "What the fuck are you doing?" 1615 01:03:36,328 --> 01:03:38,036 - Oh my god, Dave. I... 1616 01:03:38,036 --> 01:03:39,960 - "We're having a fucking party! 1617 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,940 We're having a goodbye party for the store!" 1618 01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:44,730 Barsimmeon looks around like, 1619 01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:46,385 unsure of what the fuck is happening. 1620 01:03:46,385 --> 01:03:49,198 He goes, (whispers) "He should be, he should be dead." 1621 01:03:49,198 --> 01:03:50,031 - Why doesn't... 1622 01:03:50,031 --> 01:03:52,899 - And you see that Dave goes, (sobs) "This fucking... 1623 01:03:52,899 --> 01:03:54,192 This fucking sucks!" 1624 01:03:54,192 --> 01:03:55,675 And you see he just runs out the back 1625 01:03:55,675 --> 01:03:57,600 (door chime rings) and heads out suddenly. 1626 01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:02,600 Barsimmeon looks around, goes, "What? I should be dead. 1627 01:04:03,936 --> 01:04:05,670 I should have died there in the Amazon." 1628 01:04:05,670 --> 01:04:07,830 - Were you unspooling the- 1629 01:04:07,830 --> 01:04:09,570 - No, I was trying to eject the tape. 1630 01:04:09,570 --> 01:04:10,950 I thought you were all going to be killed. 1631 01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:13,680 - What happened when you died in the movie? 1632 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,100 - I don't know. Maybe we... 1633 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,380 Look, I'll be honest. 1634 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:22,531 I've gone ham every time I was in there, 1635 01:04:22,531 --> 01:04:26,700 but I think you six absolutely sick fucking freaks 1636 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,670 went the hardest anyone's ever gone in there. 1637 01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:30,503 - Thank you, Persimmon. - We broke it. 1638 01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:32,640 - Thank you. I will salute Persimmon. 1639 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,460 - "I feel so terrible. And especially..." 1640 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,530 You see he puts a hand on Wendell's shoulder. 1641 01:04:37,530 --> 01:04:41,660 "The new keeper of the tape. I feel like I've ruined it. 1642 01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:44,870 It passed to you and I've beefed it, my boy." 1643 01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:48,720 - Look, look, it's all good. There's some... 1644 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:52,320 The tape was cool, and I had a blast, but I don't know. 1645 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,623 There's some things that I wanna try in the real world. 1646 01:04:55,623 --> 01:04:57,390 Then he goes up and kisses Liv. 1647 01:04:57,390 --> 01:05:00,680 - [Ally] Oh my god! (cast members gasp) 1648 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:01,950 - Oh my... 1649 01:05:01,950 --> 01:05:02,783 - What happen- 1650 01:05:02,783 --> 01:05:06,210 In this moment, Liv, you see Wendell stepping towards you. 1651 01:05:06,210 --> 01:05:07,227 - Liv kisses him back. 1652 01:05:07,227 --> 01:05:08,667 - [Brennan] Oh! - Oh my god! 1653 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,515 - [Brennan] You see as this happens- 1654 01:05:11,515 --> 01:05:12,348 - Wow. 1655 01:05:12,348 --> 01:05:14,160 - ...you hear (mimics engines revving) 1656 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,860 and fucking three dirt bikes pull up to the party. 1657 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:19,907 And you see that your three brothers and your dad walk in. 1658 01:05:19,907 --> 01:05:22,110 And we see Charles for the first time, 1659 01:05:22,110 --> 01:05:25,066 and he looks in and goes, "Whoa!" 1660 01:05:25,066 --> 01:05:27,510 And you see that your three brothers go, "What? 1661 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:29,220 Why did you even? 1662 01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:30,720 Like, I can't believe 1663 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,330 that your friend is freaking kissing you. 1664 01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,220 You don't even dirt bike!" 1665 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:37,353 And you see that your dad says, "Hey! 1666 01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,493 You three chuckleheads leave Wendell alone. 1667 01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:45,150 Yeah, he doesn't dirt bike, 1668 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,400 but none of you have ever been kissed, 1669 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,800 and you should feel bad about that!" 1670 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,713 And you see they all go, "Dad!" 1671 01:05:51,713 --> 01:05:54,870 And he goes, "If I'm gonna be toxic to your brother, 1672 01:05:54,870 --> 01:05:56,800 I'm gonna be toxic to all of you!" 1673 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,533 - Okay. - Good job, Wendell. 1674 01:05:59,370 --> 01:06:02,850 - Thanks, Dad, but a minor suggestion. 1675 01:06:02,850 --> 01:06:05,370 - Yeah. - Let's not be toxic at all. 1676 01:06:05,370 --> 01:06:07,740 - Damn. Great point. 1677 01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:12,740 - Yeah, like, I learned that, you know, Marcus, Ricky... 1678 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:16,000 - The other one. (laughs) 1679 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:16,833 - Dejon. - [Rekha] Dejon. 1680 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:20,490 - Dejon. (laughs) Marcus, Ricky, Dejon. 1681 01:06:20,490 --> 01:06:24,450 Even though I felt like I really couldn't fit in with y'all, 1682 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:29,220 I never tried, but we're family. 1683 01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:32,850 We're siblings, and without our siblings, we're nothing, 1684 01:06:32,850 --> 01:06:37,290 so y'all keep doing your dirt bike thing, 1685 01:06:37,290 --> 01:06:39,707 and I think I'm going to UC Irvine. 1686 01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,023 - Your dad nods. 1687 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,390 "Whatever you do, I think it's the right choice. 1688 01:06:47,866 --> 01:06:50,247 (sighs) I really miss your mom, 1689 01:06:50,247 --> 01:06:51,780 and I think I was hard on you boys, 1690 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:55,260 and I really hit the dirt biking thing 'cause, I don't know, 1691 01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:57,600 it's just sorta what was there to kinda, 1692 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,200 that was sorta the bell to ring. 1693 01:07:00,210 --> 01:07:01,910 Whatever you do, I'm proud of you. 1694 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,190 All right, boys, let's all get on our dirt bikes 1695 01:07:05,190 --> 01:07:07,620 and go back to our dinners." 1696 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,254 You see they all go out into the parking lot. 1697 01:07:09,254 --> 01:07:11,400 (Brennan mimics engines revving) Take off. 1698 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,640 And Liv, I think you see coming in, 1699 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,470 sort of right on the heels of them leaving, 1700 01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:19,290 you see your mom and dad, Terry and Melissa walk in. 1701 01:07:19,290 --> 01:07:21,720 They go up and say, "Hey, sweet pea, 1702 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,150 we thought we'd bring some snacks for your last night 1703 01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:26,850 working at the video store." 1704 01:07:26,850 --> 01:07:29,730 - Mom, Dad, I didn't say yes to Stanford. 1705 01:07:29,730 --> 01:07:32,490 I missed the deadline. 1706 01:07:32,490 --> 01:07:35,140 - Oh! That's okay. 1707 01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:37,440 - What? (gentle guitar music) 1708 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,037 You're not mad? 1709 01:07:39,037 --> 01:07:40,320 - No, no, we're not... 1710 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,260 You see your mom goes, "Sweetie, we're not mad. 1711 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:47,970 It's your life. Whatever you do, you're gonna do great." 1712 01:07:47,970 --> 01:07:49,147 Your dad looks at you and says, 1713 01:07:49,147 --> 01:07:51,883 "We believe in you, sweet pea. 1714 01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:55,488 I know whatever you do, you're gonna blow up." 1715 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,321 - Whoa. 1716 01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:58,474 Um... 1717 01:08:00,394 --> 01:08:03,227 I think I'm just gonna take some time 1718 01:08:03,227 --> 01:08:05,910 to figure out what it is I want. 1719 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:07,230 - Great. 1720 01:08:07,230 --> 01:08:10,173 In a lot of ways, higher education is sort of a scam. 1721 01:08:11,078 --> 01:08:13,169 - Gap year. (chuckles) 1722 01:08:13,169 --> 01:08:16,102 Kinda lean against the wall. - My god. (laughs) 1723 01:08:16,102 --> 01:08:17,037 - [Brennan] You see he says, "Unless you, unless-" 1724 01:08:17,037 --> 01:08:18,510 - I think I'll take a gap year. 1725 01:08:18,510 --> 01:08:21,060 - Listen, you know, like Stanford, 1726 01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:23,580 if there's something that you know is gonna enrich your life 1727 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:25,470 and is gonna be great about attending a college, 1728 01:08:25,470 --> 01:08:26,610 you should go because you actually think 1729 01:08:26,610 --> 01:08:27,450 you're actually gonna learn there, 1730 01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,250 not because it's the next thing to do. 1731 01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,083 - You know what? 1732 01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:30,990 - [Brennan] Don't be on a conveyor belt. 1733 01:08:30,990 --> 01:08:33,270 Like, study what you wanna study. 1734 01:08:33,270 --> 01:08:35,820 - Actually, I did figure out something I love. 1735 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,740 I think I'm gonna apply to be an apprentice 1736 01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:39,030 at the local suit shop. 1737 01:08:39,030 --> 01:08:40,770 I really... 1738 01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:44,347 Suits can make you feel good. (Rekha laughs) 1739 01:08:44,347 --> 01:08:46,620 - Awesome! (Ally and Alex laughing) 1740 01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:49,037 We support you totally! 1741 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:52,050 - I love you, Mom and Dad. - Give you a big hug. 1742 01:08:52,050 --> 01:08:54,990 There's a big embrace in this moment. 1743 01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:56,970 Door opens up (door chime rings) 1744 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,883 and Don walks in. 1745 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,018 Don Donvalson. 1746 01:09:02,018 --> 01:09:05,614 (Izzy sputters violently) (cast laughing) 1747 01:09:05,614 --> 01:09:06,447 - Don! 1748 01:09:07,462 --> 01:09:08,790 - (Midwestern accent) Hey there. 1749 01:09:08,790 --> 01:09:10,237 - Just gets chowder everywhere. 1750 01:09:10,237 --> 01:09:11,923 - Hey. Hey, Paula. (Izzy sputtering) 1751 01:09:11,923 --> 01:09:14,563 I didn't mean to interrupt during your chowder time. I, uh- 1752 01:09:14,563 --> 01:09:19,563 - You know how I get when I eat chowder. I get so jumpy. 1753 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,870 - Hey, listen, I just wanted... 1754 01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:24,180 I knew tonight was a big, important night, so- 1755 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:25,810 - I thought you were in Tampa. 1756 01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:27,990 - Well, yeah. - With Melissa. 1757 01:09:27,990 --> 01:09:29,220 - Oh, no. We uh... 1758 01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:30,450 - Wait, was that your mom's name? 1759 01:09:30,450 --> 01:09:31,530 - It was your mom's name, yeah. 1760 01:09:31,530 --> 01:09:33,390 - With Miranda. 1761 01:09:33,390 --> 01:09:35,520 - (as Don) Yeah, you know, the trip was the first time 1762 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,977 we kinda spent real time together, 1763 01:09:37,977 --> 01:09:41,613 and uh, it didn't really work out. 1764 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,790 She said she could feel distance between us, 1765 01:09:44,790 --> 01:09:47,910 so looks like I'm on my lonesome again. 1766 01:09:47,910 --> 01:09:50,820 I just wanted to say congrats and, you know, 1767 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:53,430 I know that this, you know, you guard the whole mall, 1768 01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:58,230 so just wanted to, you know, with the H&R Block closing down 1769 01:09:58,230 --> 01:10:01,110 you're pretty much just gonna be the Feed and Seed 1770 01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:02,790 and the Walgreens now, 1771 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:05,490 so just wanna let you know I support you, 1772 01:10:05,490 --> 01:10:08,990 and I hope that the mall stays in business now 1773 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:10,383 so you don't lose your job. 1774 01:10:11,704 --> 01:10:13,470 I guess I'll take off. I just wanted to- 1775 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:14,794 - She jumps him. 1776 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:17,811 - (gasps in surprise) He goes, "Whoa! Whoa!" 1777 01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:21,660 - Just ravages him. (players laughing) 1778 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:26,165 - You get Don and throw him into the back and it's on. 1779 01:10:26,165 --> 01:10:28,930 He goes, "Oh my god, Paula! What's gotten into you?" 1780 01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,758 - You. - [Brennan] Okay! 1781 01:10:30,758 --> 01:10:33,840 - Whoa! - If you say so, sweetie! 1782 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,222 Oh my gosh. - [Jacob] Giggity-giggity. 1783 01:10:35,222 --> 01:10:36,758 - [Brennan] Giggity-giggity. 1784 01:10:36,758 --> 01:10:38,430 You go into the back. 1785 01:10:38,430 --> 01:10:39,388 - Ew. (laughs) 1786 01:10:39,388 --> 01:10:41,753 - They talk the same. (laughs) 1787 01:10:41,753 --> 01:10:46,753 - Usha, Barsimmeon looks over to you and says, "Madam..." 1788 01:10:46,927 --> 01:10:50,200 (Rekha inhales and exhales deeply) 1789 01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:54,478 - I'm sad to sorta do this to you, Barsimmeon. 1790 01:10:54,478 --> 01:10:57,210 I don't think I'm interested anymore. (laughs) 1791 01:10:57,210 --> 01:10:59,760 - Now that I'm not a magic man anymore 1792 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,230 and my tape's all busted up, 1793 01:11:01,230 --> 01:11:05,760 and I'm just a man whose eyebrows join his hairline? 1794 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,440 - No. (Ify and Alex laughing) 1795 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,710 I think I just realized your whole life's about, 1796 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:12,780 you know, kinda one thing, 1797 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:15,570 and it's movies and tech and escapism, 1798 01:11:15,570 --> 01:11:17,460 and that seems kinda toxic to me. 1799 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:21,783 And you know, I have other stuff I'd like to do, you know? 1800 01:11:24,870 --> 01:11:25,920 In some ways, you know, 1801 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,070 maybe I'll never be super tech competent. 1802 01:11:29,070 --> 01:11:31,590 You know, I tried to massage a bomb. 1803 01:11:31,590 --> 01:11:32,790 I gave it a neck massage. 1804 01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:34,221 - That sort of worked. I was watching the movie. 1805 01:11:34,221 --> 01:11:36,270 - It sort of worked. And you know what? 1806 01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:39,377 I'm sorta glad I didn't do the correct thing 1807 01:11:39,377 --> 01:11:44,377 'cause I saw in G13 what too much tech can do to somebody, 1808 01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:49,170 and I'm glad I still made a human connection with the bomb. 1809 01:11:49,170 --> 01:11:50,970 I don't wanna lose that ability, 1810 01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:52,773 you know, metaphorically speaking. 1811 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:57,150 So I think I don't have time to date you. 1812 01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:58,830 I'd like to meet more people. 1813 01:11:58,830 --> 01:12:01,320 I've decided I'm gonna maybe go 1814 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:05,130 to a community college class for computers, 1815 01:12:05,130 --> 01:12:06,540 and I'd hope to meet somebody 1816 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:09,750 maybe more kinda my speed over there. 1817 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:12,513 So I feel like I keep re-breaking up with you, but- 1818 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:15,051 - Well, I'm crushed. - I just wanna make it clear. 1819 01:12:15,051 --> 01:12:16,797 - And I'm going to... 1820 01:12:16,797 --> 01:12:18,510 I'm absolutely crushed. 1821 01:12:18,510 --> 01:12:21,587 I've lost my magic movie tape and you don't like me, 1822 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,900 so I'm going to wander into the hills 1823 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:29,610 outside of Lake Elsinore and let the wolves take me. 1824 01:12:29,610 --> 01:12:31,695 - Okay. Well, have a good time. 1825 01:12:31,695 --> 01:12:32,813 - "All right, goodbye, Usha." 1826 01:12:32,813 --> 01:12:34,290 And you see he walks out the back door. 1827 01:12:34,290 --> 01:12:37,170 That's the last time any of you see Barsimmeon. 1828 01:12:37,170 --> 01:12:40,319 - Can I call Lisa? - Yeah. You give Lisa a call. 1829 01:12:40,319 --> 01:12:41,152 - [Alex] Aw. 1830 01:12:41,152 --> 01:12:44,127 - I plug in the phone because I've unplugged them all. 1831 01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:44,960 - [Alex] Oh! - Okay. 1832 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,063 I think this needs to be juiced. (laughs) Duh. 1833 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:49,893 I'll call Lisa. 1834 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,233 Oh, here it is. 1835 01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:55,860 (bouncy upbeat music) 1836 01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:57,450 - Oh, hello? 1837 01:12:57,450 --> 01:12:59,610 - Lisa, it's me. 1838 01:12:59,610 --> 01:13:01,830 - Hi! Grandma, how's it going? 1839 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:05,550 - Good. Random question. 1840 01:13:05,550 --> 01:13:08,613 Did you get a letter? 1841 01:13:10,170 --> 01:13:11,430 I threw it into the ocean. 1842 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:12,660 If you didn't get it, it makes sense. 1843 01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,490 I'm just kind of seeing. Did you get a letter? 1844 01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:17,220 - You threw a letter in the ocean 1845 01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:19,223 and you thought I would get it? 1846 01:13:20,070 --> 01:13:23,640 - Well, anyway... (players laughing) 1847 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,947 Basically... (laughs) 1848 01:13:25,947 --> 01:13:30,947 Basically, all it said was that I would in fact, 1849 01:13:34,020 --> 01:13:36,420 I would take the extra room in your house, 1850 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,760 and I would love to live with you. 1851 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,890 I think I've been a little stuck in my ways, 1852 01:13:40,890 --> 01:13:44,518 and I would love to live with you and see you. 1853 01:13:46,209 --> 01:13:49,110 - I'd love that, Grandma. I think you should do that. 1854 01:13:49,110 --> 01:13:54,110 It'd be great to have you, and we love you so much. 1855 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,650 - I love you too. 1856 01:13:55,650 --> 01:13:58,353 You're the most meaningful person in my entire life, 1857 01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:01,020 and I mean that. 1858 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,250 And I've had a long life. 1859 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:05,760 You know I was around, I invented the first pencil. 1860 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:09,120 - She says, "Grandma, you're so... 1861 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:11,100 I love your sense of humor. You're so funny." 1862 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:12,240 - It's not a sense of humor. 1863 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,637 I actually invented the first joke. 1864 01:14:14,637 --> 01:14:15,740 - (laughs) You see... 1865 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:21,330 Give me, before your skills all go back to d4s, 1866 01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:24,180 go ahead and give me one last Wits check. 1867 01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:26,140 We'll call it a difficulty of five. 1868 01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:28,800 - 17. 1869 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,710 And I'll use three to blow it up, 1870 01:14:31,710 --> 01:14:33,715 and then I'm gonna roll again. 1871 01:14:33,715 --> 01:14:34,963 (Brennan sputter laughs) (explosion bursts) 1872 01:14:34,963 --> 01:14:36,960 That's 12. Whatever. 1873 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,993 - Huge. You look down. 1874 01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:43,860 Dave's Video World is going out of business, 1875 01:14:43,860 --> 01:14:46,800 but there's some math here. 1876 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,500 Like, the code doesn't quite make sense to you. 1877 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,153 - Hold on a second, Lisa. 1878 01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:54,810 I'm gonna use the internet while talking on the phone. 1879 01:14:56,014 --> 01:14:58,800 - You see, you start to use the internet. 1880 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,150 You find a secret account. 1881 01:15:00,150 --> 01:15:04,140 Dave has been embezzling tons of fucking money. 1882 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,600 You find all of the intel you need 1883 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,570 for Dave to face criminal fucking charges. 1884 01:15:09,570 --> 01:15:13,050 The IRS is gonna come after him for tax evasion. 1885 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:16,560 This video store is more than solvent. 1886 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:21,120 This porn section is the most profitable adult video rental 1887 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,460 on the West Coast. 1888 01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,980 And you guys are making a fucking fortune, 1889 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:28,260 and Dave's been stealing all of it. 1890 01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:30,180 - Lisa- - You see airline tickets. 1891 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,310 He was about to blow town! 1892 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:36,060 - Lisa, we're in the black, the thick black. 1893 01:15:36,060 --> 01:15:39,840 - "What?" - We're so rich at this store. 1894 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,710 People are checking out 1895 01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:43,117 that "Family Guy" porn like nothing else! 1896 01:15:43,117 --> 01:15:43,950 - "Family Guy" porn? 1897 01:15:43,950 --> 01:15:46,740 - "People are coming to a independent video rental store 1898 01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:49,803 in Lake Elsinore and buying so much "Family Guy" porn 1899 01:15:49,803 --> 01:15:52,254 that you guys are one of the most profitable businesses 1900 01:15:52,254 --> 01:15:53,220 in your strip mall? 1901 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,780 More than the Walgreens?" 1902 01:15:54,780 --> 01:15:58,320 - If you had asked me maybe one and 1/2 hours ago, 1903 01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,337 I'd say, "What?" 1904 01:16:00,425 --> 01:16:03,780 But I can confidently tell you, yes. 1905 01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:07,203 I will email you the spreadsheet. 1906 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:10,950 - You stumble out of there. 1907 01:16:10,950 --> 01:16:13,710 Russell, you, I think, overhear this. 1908 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:16,080 - Whoa. - And I'll email you. 1909 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,712 This is... (laughs) - I'm gonna say, 1910 01:16:18,712 --> 01:16:20,100 (cozy upbeat music) as the party's rolling along, 1911 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:24,120 Don and Paula together so happy, you and your parents. 1912 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:25,770 You have your father's respect. 1913 01:16:25,770 --> 01:16:29,347 You get a call from your mom, Celene, who goes, 1914 01:16:29,347 --> 01:16:31,950 "Wendell, we're so proud of you. 1915 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:35,430 Irvine's gonna be great. You know what? 1916 01:16:35,430 --> 01:16:38,220 For your graduation coming up, 1917 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:40,617 we should get you a nice, new suit." 1918 01:16:40,617 --> 01:16:42,630 - Oh. Oh, okay. 1919 01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:45,150 Yeah, I think I know a place 1920 01:16:45,150 --> 01:16:46,740 where I could get fitted for one. 1921 01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:47,820 - Hmm! 1922 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:52,820 You see that, Russell, Dave is sent to jail. 1923 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,200 Dave is, tax evasion, 1924 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,320 the IRS comes down like a ton of bricks on Dave. 1925 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:03,000 The issue is that Dave's Video World, it's profitable, 1926 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,070 but it is either gonna get seized, 1927 01:17:05,070 --> 01:17:07,890 it basically gets seized and it goes up for auction. 1928 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:11,970 Where is Russell's head at following this sort of like, 1929 01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:13,320 following all of this? 1930 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:18,320 - I think Russell wants to go to Dang. 1931 01:17:19,980 --> 01:17:20,880 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. 1932 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,843 - And say, hey man, you've been staying out in that, 1933 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:29,880 you know, essentially like, storage closet 1934 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:30,877 for a really long time. 1935 01:17:30,877 --> 01:17:33,423 Why don't you come in and stay in the house? 1936 01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:36,457 I'd love to split space with you. 1937 01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:39,570 - You sure? - Yeah, totally. 1938 01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:41,480 You know, we can make a room and... 1939 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:47,360 - Yeah, I mean, I don't have to be so in it to win it. 1940 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:52,875 It might be nice to be cold and think of some idears 1941 01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:56,853 and maybe save up some money and actually get to LA. 1942 01:17:58,020 --> 01:18:01,230 - Nice. Yeah, I think you can. 1943 01:18:01,230 --> 01:18:02,530 - You sure you wanna stay? 1944 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:07,293 - Well, I'm planning a little trip of my own, actually. 1945 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,710 I think later that day, 1946 01:18:10,710 --> 01:18:14,100 I've love to swing by Barsimmeon's, if he's there. 1947 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:14,938 - Well, he's wandered into the hills- 1948 01:18:14,938 --> 01:18:15,771 - [Izzy] He was taken by the wolves. 1949 01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:16,843 - ...to be eaten by wolves, but- 1950 01:18:16,843 --> 01:18:19,963 - I was trying to catch him when he was leaving that night. 1951 01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:20,796 - [Brennan] I think that night, 1952 01:18:20,796 --> 01:18:23,040 yeah, we can say that that happens immediately that night. 1953 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:25,589 At the party you say that to Dang 1954 01:18:25,589 --> 01:18:26,880 and then you run out after Barsimmeon 1955 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:28,490 who's just walking up the street into the hills. 1956 01:18:28,490 --> 01:18:30,330 - Barsimmeon, hey! Hey! 1957 01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:32,220 - Yes? Hello. 1958 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:37,080 - I understand I've never been just kind of like, 1959 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:41,490 headshot that coldly by a woman in my entire life, 1960 01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:44,860 so you look like you're reeling? 1961 01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:46,743 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's tough. 1962 01:18:46,743 --> 01:18:48,750 - [Brennan] Yes. - I see both sides, though. 1963 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,693 Um, do you- (Rekha laughing) 1964 01:18:50,693 --> 01:18:51,960 Do you, um... 1965 01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:55,620 Hey man, I see you're kinda like, wanting to end it. 1966 01:18:55,620 --> 01:18:57,150 You were hoping a wolf will eat you? 1967 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:59,340 - I know there's probably only coyotes around here. 1968 01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:01,080 - There's only coyotes here, for sure. 1969 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:02,820 But hey- - I'll make it easy for 'em. 1970 01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:05,460 - No, no, no. How about... 1971 01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:09,630 You know, you seem like you love adventure so much. 1972 01:19:09,630 --> 01:19:12,330 How about one last adventure? 1973 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:15,933 How about you and me go to the Netherlands? 1974 01:19:16,980 --> 01:19:17,813 - Russell, you dog. 1975 01:19:17,813 --> 01:19:20,100 - We just do a guys' trip to Amsterdam. 1976 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,687 - Boys' night! 1977 01:19:21,687 --> 01:19:23,220 - Right? (Alex laughs) 1978 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:25,401 - Here come the boys! (Ally laughs) 1979 01:19:25,401 --> 01:19:27,060 - A one-million-year-old man. 1980 01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:27,893 - That's right! 1981 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,630 - Here come the boys! 1982 01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:32,430 - The boys are back in town! - Yes! 1983 01:19:35,395 --> 01:19:39,930 - You see he says, "All right, I won't let coyotes eat me. 1984 01:19:39,930 --> 01:19:41,850 I'm in, you motherfucker!" - Nice! 1985 01:19:41,850 --> 01:19:43,308 And we hug each other. 1986 01:19:43,308 --> 01:19:46,431 - Oh, Amsterdam. Continental. 1987 01:19:46,431 --> 01:19:51,431 - Yes, we'll have a bunch of, like, coffees with real milk 1988 01:19:52,090 --> 01:19:54,600 and see a bunch of museums. (laughs) 1989 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:57,300 - You guys get back to Dave's Video World. 1990 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:58,770 - [Ally] Cool. - As you do, Don, 1991 01:19:58,770 --> 01:20:00,903 who's got like, lipstick on and his shirt's a little undone. 1992 01:20:00,903 --> 01:20:03,120 He's got one arm around Paula. 1993 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:05,730 You see he's going over some things with Usha 1994 01:20:05,730 --> 01:20:07,200 and he goes like, "Oh, yeah, well, they'll have to put 1995 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,350 this store up for auction, and you know..." 1996 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:14,460 He goes, "Russell, let me talk to you, my friend." 1997 01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:15,360 - Yeah. 1998 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,590 - Listen, I know that your handyman business 1999 01:20:16,590 --> 01:20:18,210 has been going great for a while. 2000 01:20:18,210 --> 01:20:20,460 You got tons of clients all over town. 2001 01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,410 Dave's gonna go to prison. 2002 01:20:22,410 --> 01:20:26,493 Would you wanna maybe go in on the Video World with me? 2003 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,940 I mean, it's a lot of responsibility to own a place. 2004 01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:32,640 It kinda ties you to a group of people, 2005 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,771 and it's a lot of responsibility. 2006 01:20:35,771 --> 01:20:37,400 You know, you kinda... 2007 01:20:38,631 --> 01:20:40,013 - (whispers) Don't tell him about the lawnmower! 2008 01:20:41,282 --> 01:20:43,603 Don't tell him about the lawnmower. 2009 01:20:43,603 --> 01:20:44,640 - I have your lawnmower. 2010 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,783 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 2011 01:20:46,783 --> 01:20:48,007 No, I lied, I lied. 2012 01:20:48,007 --> 01:20:51,000 - He says, "I mean, I'd be happy to be a silent partner 2013 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,620 'cause I got a full-time gig of my own, 2014 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:54,780 but there probably need to be some boots on the ground here, 2015 01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:57,030 and you're such a-" - I would love that. 2016 01:20:57,030 --> 01:21:02,030 I need two weeks off coming up, and then I'm here for good. 2017 01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:03,180 - Oh, well, they're gonna... 2018 01:21:03,180 --> 01:21:05,130 We're gonna have to shut down for two weeks no matter what 2019 01:21:05,130 --> 01:21:06,210 'cause again, the IRS 2020 01:21:06,210 --> 01:21:08,130 is gonna be on this place like, you know. 2021 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:10,050 - Perfect, I'm gonna go ride a bike around 2022 01:21:10,050 --> 01:21:13,680 in perfect weather through like, 9,000 different parks. 2023 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,240 - "That sounds incredible." 2024 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,160 Barsimmeon's like, "I'm coming too." 2025 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,980 - Yeah, it's a boys' trip. Wait, Don, do you wanna come? 2026 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:23,250 - You see he looks and says, "I've had enough of boys' time. 2027 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:24,450 It's lady time." 2028 01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:25,777 - Uh-oh! - Oh. 2029 01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:28,958 You wanna come? (laughs) 2030 01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:29,843 You're like- - Yeah. 2031 01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:30,961 - Yeah. (laughs) Don's alone. 2032 01:21:30,961 --> 01:21:31,937 - He says, "Oh! Well..." 2033 01:21:31,937 --> 01:21:35,730 - No, no, no, no. - He says, "Hey, sweetie, 2034 01:21:35,730 --> 01:21:38,190 we could use a little more adventure in our lives. 2035 01:21:38,190 --> 01:21:40,710 Maybe you and I get a little flat by that river down there 2036 01:21:40,710 --> 01:21:43,560 in Amsterdam, smoke a little, a little, uh, 2037 01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,750 a little of that grass they got there." 2038 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:46,980 - Oh my gosh. 2039 01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:48,087 - New person. This is hot girl summer. 2040 01:21:48,087 --> 01:21:50,074 - Well, we could get some cocaine. 2041 01:21:50,074 --> 01:21:52,233 - "What? (players laughing) 2042 01:21:52,233 --> 01:21:55,740 Oh my god, who is this foxy lady?" 2043 01:21:55,740 --> 01:21:58,200 You see he smiles and says, "All right, 2044 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,690 let's all go to Amsterdam and do cocaine 2045 01:22:00,690 --> 01:22:02,982 and then come back and run a video store." 2046 01:22:02,982 --> 01:22:06,180 - Wow. That sounds great, Don. (Rekha laughing) 2047 01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:07,013 - It's getting like, 2048 01:22:07,013 --> 01:22:09,360 a little too mushy for Dang. - [Brennan] Yeah. Mm-hmm. 2049 01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,590 - You're invited, Dang. 2050 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:13,417 - Yeah, you're feeling this internally and- 2051 01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:15,697 - Yeah, I'm good. - Yeah, okay. 2052 01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:17,171 - Y'all have fun. - [Ally] Okay. 2053 01:22:17,171 --> 01:22:18,901 - Can I go to the... 2054 01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:19,950 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Can I go to the porn? 2055 01:22:19,950 --> 01:22:22,260 - On his way over there I wanna stop him and I'll be like, 2056 01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:25,800 hey, Dang, I wanna say there was a moment 2057 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:30,390 where I felt like we kinda were on your head about Rashab 2058 01:22:30,390 --> 01:22:32,550 and kinda made you feel bad about it, 2059 01:22:32,550 --> 01:22:35,043 but after being sucked into a videotape, 2060 01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:40,920 having my first kiss as a bald multiethnic man 2061 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:45,920 kissing another large, bald Dorito-sized man, 2062 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:50,550 then watching fate turn second by second, 2063 01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:53,820 killing our boss and then finding out he's still alive, 2064 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:58,200 I gotta say, there can be aliens. 2065 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,710 And if you believe in Rashab- (Jacob inhales tremblingly) 2066 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,660 - Wait, Liv comes up right behind Wendell 2067 01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:06,210 and puts her hand on Wendell's back and says, 2068 01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:07,851 yeah, Dang, we believe! 2069 01:23:07,851 --> 01:23:10,098 - Yeah. We believe. 2070 01:23:10,098 --> 01:23:13,258 - (holding back tears) Are y'all fucking, y'all fucking... 2071 01:23:13,258 --> 01:23:14,970 It's like the first time Dang's ever really been seen. 2072 01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:17,532 Y'all fucking serious right now? 2073 01:23:17,532 --> 01:23:18,858 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2074 01:23:18,858 --> 01:23:20,030 - Hell yeah. 2075 01:23:20,030 --> 01:23:22,110 If I ever had to get fucking sucked into a tape 2076 01:23:22,110 --> 01:23:25,923 with a bunch of fucking cool guys, I'd want it to be y'all. 2077 01:23:25,923 --> 01:23:27,540 (players laughing) Y'all some cool guys. 2078 01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:30,420 - Over here, Paula, in that other conversation going, 2079 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:34,350 and aliens are real because our friend Dang got channeled 2080 01:23:34,350 --> 01:23:38,512 by dang Rashawn! (players laughing) 2081 01:23:38,512 --> 01:23:39,870 - Yeah, you hear Usha on the phone. 2082 01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:42,240 Lisa, by the way, did you know aliens are real 2083 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,939 and J-Kwon and Bad Bunny are gone? 2084 01:23:44,939 --> 01:23:46,200 (cast laughing) 2085 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,287 And I know who those are now. 2086 01:23:48,287 --> 01:23:51,455 - We destroyed the tape. They're dead. 2087 01:23:51,455 --> 01:23:52,890 (players laughing) 2088 01:23:52,890 --> 01:23:57,890 - Dang, with all of that, you know, people believe in you. 2089 01:23:58,050 --> 01:23:59,580 - And he just kinda looks up real quick. 2090 01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:01,993 - [Brennan] Looks up. You go back. 2091 01:24:01,993 --> 01:24:03,210 I think you still have a moment 2092 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,110 of like, that deep emotion. - Jesus Christ. 2093 01:24:04,110 --> 01:24:06,270 - You go back to the porn section. 2094 01:24:06,270 --> 01:24:08,790 You see that someone actually, a new customer- 2095 01:24:08,790 --> 01:24:10,680 You hear the happy voice of your friends. 2096 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,620 The video store's gonna be okay. Life goes on. 2097 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:16,053 And all of you feeling this feeling of like, 2098 01:24:16,908 --> 01:24:19,980 if you take life by the fucking horns and you never quit 2099 01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:22,950 and you never die and you never stop blowing up, 2100 01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:25,530 all of these dreams can come true. 2101 01:24:25,530 --> 01:24:28,560 You sit down in that seat and you see a figure walk in. 2102 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,670 It looks like he's just come in like, 2103 01:24:29,670 --> 01:24:31,527 to actually rent a video or buy something. 2104 01:24:31,527 --> 01:24:34,350 You see he's got a big cowboy hat, 2105 01:24:34,350 --> 01:24:37,680 jaguar-print button-up shirt. 2106 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,513 - Big titties? 2107 01:24:38,513 --> 01:24:39,540 - It's Tony. - Oh. 2108 01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:41,970 - Different cowboy. (laughs) - You see, 2109 01:24:41,970 --> 01:24:43,965 walks into the porn section and goes, 2110 01:24:43,965 --> 01:24:48,273 (inhales and exhales deeply) "Hell yeah. 2111 01:24:49,830 --> 01:24:51,870 Friend, I'm looking for some of your 'Family Guy' stuff. 2112 01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:53,070 You uh... 2113 01:24:53,070 --> 01:24:56,070 You got anything good I might take a look at in here? 2114 01:24:56,070 --> 01:24:57,000 Anything you'd recommend?" 2115 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,430 - Peter or Lois? (players laughing) 2116 01:24:59,430 --> 01:25:01,731 - Both, if I can get 'em, but, you know. 2117 01:25:01,731 --> 01:25:02,970 - [Rekha] They're with other people. 2118 01:25:02,970 --> 01:25:04,530 - Aisle P. 2119 01:25:04,530 --> 01:25:06,390 - Turns over and goes, "Great." 2120 01:25:06,390 --> 01:25:08,610 Says, "Yeah, I had this store recommended to me 2121 01:25:08,610 --> 01:25:10,980 by a friend of mine in Los Angeles. 2122 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:14,910 She runs a little radio station out there. 2123 01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:17,070 Nothing on the level, but told me to come by. 2124 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,510 You aren't... 2125 01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:21,390 Are you Andy?" - Yeah, Andy Dang. 2126 01:25:21,390 --> 01:25:23,160 - "Dang, that's right." 2127 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,700 He takes a little card out and you see the card 2128 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:31,290 is for Gabby Peters, but in the corner you see 2129 01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:34,413 that there is a howling wolf. 2130 01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:38,822 As he says, "Say, I'm trying to get, 2131 01:25:38,822 --> 01:25:42,350 you know, I'm trying to get my rocks off if I can, but um... 2132 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:45,540 Uh, do you, uh... 2133 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:46,800 Any other movies you recommend 2134 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,510 I take a look at in the store?" 2135 01:25:48,510 --> 01:25:49,960 - Can I check what was under? 2136 01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:53,553 - The man looks at you, smiling. 2137 01:25:54,570 --> 01:25:56,234 Go ahead and check. (energetic triumphant music) 2138 01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:57,903 - (gasps) Oprah. - Shut up. 2139 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:01,593 Wow. 2140 01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:03,660 - He smiles. 2141 01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:07,209 "Hey, Dang, you're welcome." 2142 01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:09,834 (babbles alien language) 2143 01:26:11,227 --> 01:26:13,380 (Brennan mimics alien energy reverberating) 2144 01:26:13,380 --> 01:26:16,830 - You are real. You are everything and everything is you. 2145 01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:19,507 - You are real. You are everything. 2146 01:26:19,507 --> 01:26:21,060 - [Jacob and Brennan] And everything is you. 2147 01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:22,844 - And that's all for this season 2148 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,697 of "Dimension 20-" - [Alex] Oh my god! 2149 01:26:24,697 --> 01:26:28,280 - "Never Stop Blowing Up." (laughs) 2150 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,113 - [Rekha] Wait, who's- 2151 01:26:29,113 --> 01:26:31,290 - Where do you think the tape came from? 2152 01:26:31,290 --> 01:26:33,988 It was Rashab the whole time! 2153 01:26:33,988 --> 01:26:35,493 - [Ally] Wow. - [Jacob] Fuck. 2154 01:26:35,493 --> 01:26:36,773 - Wow. - That's beautiful. 2155 01:26:36,773 --> 01:26:38,643 (players clapping appreciatively) 2156 01:26:38,643 --> 01:26:41,602 (explosion blasts) 2157 01:26:41,602 --> 01:26:44,602 (warm upbeat music) 2158 01:26:50,568 --> 01:26:54,068 (warm upbeat music fades)