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(cool opening noir music)

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- Hello, one and all!

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Welcome to another thrilling episode

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of Dimension 20: Mentopolis!

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I'm your humble GM, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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With me as always are our Prefrontal PIs.

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Say hi, Prefrontal PIs.

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- [Everyone] Hi, Prefrontal PIs.

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- Oh my goodness, welcome one and all

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to the finale of Mentopolis.

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Last we left off,
(fun energetic music)

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we started in the shop of Thalamus & Sons

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where we met Mr. Thalamus,
the pawn shop owner

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who told us all about the copper
gun and buckshot ammunition

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that he had sold to one Norrell Ojiccle,

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who we discovered, in all likelihood,

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had not been shot with the gun

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but had actually shot the gun himself

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to potentially save
this city from a villain

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with a gleaming white
key made of a frequency

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from a far-off psychometer
aimed and directed

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at the big guy himself, Elias Hodge.

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Norrell's last heroic act bought the time

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that was needed for this
conspiracy to be discovered...

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by our Prefrontal PIs themselves

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who have all now come together

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to converge on Oblongata Station.

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After splitting up, an
incredible oral argument

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from Anastasia Tension saw
emergency powers granted

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to one Daniel Fucks, impresario
of Sugah's speakeasy.

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In additional to also some quick thinking

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and courtroom dramatics,

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Anastasia also saw the
District Attorney Mark Bition

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arrested and imprisoned
(Freddie laughing)

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in the middle of his own trial!

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- [Freddie] It wasn't even a trial.

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- [Hank] No.
- Just a regular petition

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for like, basic-

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- Yeah, he went in there fully
expecting to control the city

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and left in handcuffs.
(players laughing)

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- 100%, and also, he was put in jail

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for having a check from
a guy who was also there

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that nothing bad happened to.
(players laughing)

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- And the crime was like, it's like,

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oh, you're consorting with criminals,

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but you, Dan Fucks, a criminal,

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are granted emergency
powers to control the city.

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- Also it was just a check.

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It's not like a receipt of deposit.

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It was just like, oh, no, no, no,

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he hasn't even deposited it yet.

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- It's just a check. Well-

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- The system is working

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perfectly.
- The system is working!

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- Judge Connie Fusion's rulings
are not always the clearest,

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but goddamn it, the system
works if you work it.

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(Danielle laughing)

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So, both of you were taken into one

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of the black gangster's town cars

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that had been traveling
around the city after you

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as Don Avaricci made you a
temptation you couldn't refuse.

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Dan Fucks and Anastasia Tension ended up

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at the Châteaux Appetit,
but at Cerebell Pacific,

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we found Imelda Pulse and
Ivana Popov storming the gate

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to find the fixed switchboard,

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but the keyhole being kept
in the arms of one H. V.,

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that's right, Hyper Vigi Lance

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who ended up having the most to date

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kind of Dashiell Hammett

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Thin Man-ian back and forth
repartee that we've had thus far

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and ended up becoming so confused

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by kind of the 1930s banter that he just

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kissed and fell in love with
the femme fatale, Imelda Pulse,

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putting the keyhole back
into the switchboard,

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allowing Imelda to turn the
key and tell the big guy

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to grab those papers once more.

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You had sent Frank Freeze off

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with a sort of lower stakes command

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which was to change out
of his shitty pants,

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which presumably he has also now done.

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So two big accomplishments

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after crashing through the window.

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- Not even presumably.

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We know 'cause the pressure
went down for a little bit

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after he changed his pants.

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- Oh yes, we do know that.
(players laughing)

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Got out of my shitty
pants. So change of pants.

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Stolen the world-altering documents.

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Two big accomplishments. We're
gonna take both those Ws.

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We also discovered that Loathing

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was none other than Self Loathing,

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and that Hunch was watching
(tense music)

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as Justin Fication

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had a white key of a mind
control ray jammed into his chest

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and was momentarily turned
to work for this conspiracy

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that seeks the end of the will
and mind of one Elias Hodge.

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However, an incredible display of bravery

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as Hunch grabs some copper
pipe off of the wall,

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broke one of the arms of Madam Loathing

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who got the one piece of
information she needed

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from her enthralled pooch
and left out the window,

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presumably headed with
the mind control key

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to Oblongata Station where a

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check and mate stands
as ever quite possible.

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However, The Fix and
Hunch lept onto the body

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of a now massive and
terrifying Justin Fication

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and wrapping copper around
him, got him down to the ground

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as he snarled and spit
and hurled invective

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at his best friend, Conrad Schintz.

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Conrad, reaching behind
for a piece of copper,

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feeling a different sort of metal,

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the steel of an ice skate that transformed

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into a brand-new, one-of-a-kind key,

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plunging it into the chest of Justin

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and restoring your old faithful friend.

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Our final confrontation
before Oblongata Station

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occurred at Châteaux
Appetit as Don Avaricci

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offered everything you
could ever want and more

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to one Daniel Fucks.

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All standing in your way was
the head of Conrad Schintz,

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while Anastasia, with
some careful and quick

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and clever work got her hands on the key

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of Fanny Fawnsworth, AKA the fawn reflex,

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and chased down the actual Stacy Fakename.

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(players laughing)

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The brain's flight
instinct and atop the roof

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near the highway overpass you and Flight

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got in a car and flew.

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Folks, we return to Mentopolis
and Oblongata station.

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- There was a memory, a book, an old book

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with a bunch of notes.
- [Trapp] Yes.

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- After Conrad turned the
blade of the ice skates

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into a silver key that
you now have with you,

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the shoes themselves transformed
into an old dog-eared copy,

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the original memory of this event

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from the memory bank itself.

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- I didn't catch that
that's what that was.

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- [Brennan] Oh, no worries, yeah.
- Okay.

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The ice skates were themselves
an emblem of a memory,

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and you, having basically
taken that powerful substance

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from them, they turned back
into what had been originally

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checked out of the Ammon's
Horn Memorial Memory Library

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or Memory Bank back at The Hippo Campus.

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- Yeah, well now it sounds
pretty self-evident.

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(players laughing)

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- Well, when you say it like that.

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- Listen, I speak in this tone of voice

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'cause I'm making up
so much crazy bullshit

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that if you don't say it like,

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(obviously) well, of course,

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then people will begin to catch wise

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that it's all very invented.

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So, all of you converge
on Oblongata Station.

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Anastasia and Stacy
Fakename in Stacy's car.

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Imelda with Ivana and Lance
coming from Cerebell Pacific.

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Hunch, Conrad, Justin, and The Fix

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in still the stolen car
of the boxer Self Doubt

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that you've been driving
around since the boxing match.

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- (laughs) I'm glad,

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I'm glad Ms. Loathing didn't recognize

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we're driving her brother's car around.

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(players laughing)

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- The vanity license plate

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was facing the other way.
(players laughing)

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- Holy shit, is my brother here?

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(players laughing)

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And Dan Fucks rides in the
back with Don Avaricci,

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setting up a trap for one Conrad Schintz.

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We return to Oblongata Station.
Yes, Hank, you're holding-

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- Oh no, sorry you said
we're gonna do a sneak checks

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so I was holding it this whole time.

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- Everyone go ahead and
give me a sneak check.

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(dice rolling satisfyingly)

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- Oh my god, okay.

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- [Danielle] You're a spinny boy.

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- [Trapp] A spinny boy.

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- Three.
- Two.

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- Nine.

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- So Imelda got a nine. Did
anyone get a six or higher?

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- Got a six.
- I got a seven.

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- [Brennan] Okay, so it's
gonna go Imelda here first

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and then Stacy and Anastasia.

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And then it'll be Conrad and
then Dan pulling up the rear.

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Dan Fucks pulling up the
rear. So Imelda, oh, sorry...

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- I got a four.

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- Oh, we're gonna go with the highest roll

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from your car.
- Oh, got it.

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- [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- For the car, got it.

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- So first things first,

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a taxi cab pulls up

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to Oblongata Station.
(car driving quickly)

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It is the wee hours
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of the morning.

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The rain (mimics rain pouring)
falls from the storm above,

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and I think as you are pulling up here

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you can feel the tension,
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the storm- (mimics thunder
crashing) The storm in the air,

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those busy rail yards, and you look out.

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All the trains have been
pulled off the station.

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All of the platforms now lie empty.

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You don't even see a train
to sort of jump away on here.

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But you, Ivana, and Lance all
jump out at the same time.

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What do you do as you jump out of the cab?

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- I say, Lance, you're
gonna have to play lookout.

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- (extremely pumped) Yes!

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And you see...

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(players laughing)

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You see Lance says, I got
ya, toots. Hey... (panting)

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- You have to take my last
name. You know that, right?

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(Brennan laughing)

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Hyper Vigi Pulse.
(players laughing)

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- I think you can get something for that.

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You see he runs off.
(players laughing)

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And he runs off.

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He says, I'll be up on the clock tower

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on top of the rail yard!

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And you see he jumps up there.

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And as he does so, you see that
he takes a shot of something

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and his eyes, like, bug
out hugely in his head

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and he's like, there
are threats everywhere!

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And just goes up into this bell tower.

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- Does it for me. It just
does it for me, I don't know.

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- Those bug eyes.

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- In my head, I see him as kind of like,

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I think he's very
handsome, but he does look

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in that kind of Peter Lorre way of like-

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- [Freddie] Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Very distinctive.

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Like, he got those intense peepers.

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- Ugly handsome, like one way you're like,

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that's so handsome.

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And then another way you're like,

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blugh, turn the other way again!

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(players laughing)

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- Perfect. Ivana looks at you
and both of you rush inside.

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- Perfect. Ivana looks at you
and both of you rush inside.

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As you do so, what is
Imelda saying to Ivana

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or anyone else as you do as
you enter the train station?

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- I think I'm just in sort of like, okay,

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well, I hope everybody else
did what they needed to do.

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How do you feel about your siblings?

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- She looks and says, siblings, oh.

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Well, Frank still all
the way in Motor City.

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I don't think there time
for him to get here.

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- Damn.
- She says that.

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As she does so, you look
up and see Max Medulla

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00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:00,340
back in the station agent's box

247
00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:04,125
who holds up a bunch of drinks
and says, hey, there you are!

248
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,350
I got your champagne right here!

249
00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:08,290
- Ivana, you like warm-temperature vodka?

250
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,248
- Oh, warm vodka sound
very good to me, actually.

251
00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:11,440
Yeah, for sure.
(players laughing)

252
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,940
I like to have vodka

253
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,959
because then you say what
you really think, you know?

254
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,153
- Sure, I get ya.

255
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,430
I like to drink champagne

256
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,311
because then you say
what you really think.

257
00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:24,130
- (laughing) You guys walk
over and Max says, here you go.

258
00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,713
Cheers, ladies.

259
00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:29,921
Oh, I had that hot tea
and well, I guess...

260
00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:31,495
Is, is Anastasia getting here anytime?

261
00:11:31,495 --> 00:11:33,010
- Well, I hope so.

262
00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:35,456
- You hear (mimics tires screeching)

263
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,390
And Stacy's car
(vehicle crashes)

264
00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:39,610
just smashes through the front doors.

265
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,920
And you see Stacy literally
doesn't even throw the car

266
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,410
into park, just throws it into neutral

267
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,772
and leaps out the window
and starts sprinting towards

268
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:46,863
the station agent's office.
- [Siobhan] Now, that's an

269
00:11:46,863 --> 00:11:47,881
entrance I respect.

270
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,150
- [Brennan] Mm-hm.
(players laughing)

271
00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,275
- [Danielle] Stacy!

272
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,208
- Huh?
- Slow d- slow down! (panting)

273
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,848
I'm not (pant) wearing (pant)
- Oh, there's

274
00:11:53,848 --> 00:11:55,055
no fucking trains here!
- [Danielle] Shoes.

275
00:11:55,055 --> 00:11:56,121
- There's no fucking trains here!

276
00:11:56,121 --> 00:11:57,137
How are we gonna get away?!

277
00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,109
- I'm not wearing shoes.
I need you to slow down.

278
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,940
(Hank and Freddie laughing)

279
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,190
- You see Anastasia pull out as well.

280
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,950
Max says, Anastasia! Hello!

281
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,297
I got your hot tea right here,

282
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:11,803
and this older boxing coach
drank your vodka, I'm afraid.

283
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,642
- Is there more?

284
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:14,475
(players laughing)

285
00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:15,768
- Ah, I got a whole bottle.

286
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:16,901
The nice thing about room temperature

287
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:18,873
is I don't have to do anything to it.

288
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,740
- I just, I grab the bottle,

289
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,140
bite the thing off with my teeth,

290
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,061
which is unfortunate
because it's not a cork.

291
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,361
(players laughing)

292
00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:28,012
I just bite this bitch off of my teeth.

293
00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:30,995
(slowly gulping down a shit
ton of room temp vodka)

294
00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:32,338
- [Hank] Okay, that's gonna come in handy.

295
00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:34,188
(Brennan laughing)

296
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,957
(Danielle breathing raggedly)

297
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,107
(resumes drinking heavily)

298
00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:40,527
- Go ahead and give me a sturdy check.

299
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,370
(Siobhan laughing)

300
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,630
- [Danielle] Oh no!

301
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,075
- [Trapp] Nothing as refreshing
when you've been sprinting.

302
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,860
(players laughing)

303
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,080
- I was tired. I was thirsty.

304
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,590
Uh, that's a three.
- [Alex] Oh.

305
00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:54,178
- [Brennan] That is a three. Okay.

306
00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:55,747
(steam hissing, pressure falls)
(player gasps)

307
00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,065
- [Hank] Oh! I will have

308
00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:58,090
some more.
- A little five

309
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,299
point drop. You see-

310
00:13:00,299 --> 00:13:01,132
(Danielle exhales heavily)

311
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:04,600
We drop down from 90 to
85 in terms of pressure

312
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:09,220
as the big guy's attention
momentarily dilutes itself.

313
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,050
The oculus beeps by your side,
(notification beeping)

314
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,520
by the way, and you look down.

315
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,560
You can just see that
basically all of your stuff

316
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,220
is completed and a clean set of pants

317
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,230
with all of the schematics.
- Nice!

318
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,820
- Not only now of Elias' work

319
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:26,590
but also the schematics of
the weaponized ray gun itself,

320
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:28,240
the psychometer ray.

321
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,650
All of that has now been collected,

322
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:32,740
and basically Elias is ready
to walk out of the door,

323
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,270
which means that he's
no longer being guided

324
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,920
by his last impulse.

325
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,875
- Great. Hey, Stacy.

326
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:38,920
- Huh?
- [Siobhan] Stacy Fakename?

327
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,753
- Yeah, that's me.

328
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,950
- Well, first I've gotta
say, I'm a big fan.

329
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:44,080
- Oh, that's so nice of you to say.

330
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,770
- And second of all, I
really think that right now,

331
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,569
you are what this city needs.

332
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:51,970
- You see Ivana looks at Stacy and says,

333
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,678
hello there, sister.
(cool tense music)

334
00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:55,234
And you see Stacy says, (yelps) you!

335
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,190
And you see...
(Danielle laughing)

336
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,257
You see that Ivana says, you know,

337
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,720
me and Stacy are oldest of the four.

338
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,250
Fawn and Freeze kinda knew.

339
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,113
- I'm an only child. I don't
know if you could tell.

340
00:14:05,113 --> 00:14:07,750
(players laughing)

341
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,497
- Personally, I don't think she is

342
00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:12,711
what this city need right now

343
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:17,218
because those people that shoot
us with the mind control ray

344
00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:20,288
still up there, and they don't
know that we're down here.

345
00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:22,810
We can get the drop on them and kill them.

346
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:23,890
You see Stacy says,

347
00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:26,050
that's the craziest thing I've ever heard!

348
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:28,996
We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

349
00:14:28,996 --> 00:14:33,490
We here are strong. The big guy is not.

350
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,690
The big guy's gotta run.

351
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,490
- Here's what I say. We run.

352
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:41,323
And if we run into anybody
and we have to, then...

353
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:42,223
we fight.

354
00:14:42,223 --> 00:14:44,050
- And I have great news.

355
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,147
If we are looking to find some way

356
00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:48,790
to get the big guy to do
what we want him to do next,

357
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:51,081
I am now in possession

358
00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:54,264
of all four of the F keys.

359
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,650
- My goodness.
(Brennan oohs and Alex mms)

360
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,390
- So I think as you say
that, by the way, Anastasia,

361
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:01,270
you realize Frank Freeze
actually still has freeze.

362
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,580
- Except Frank Freeze's.
(Brennan laughing)

363
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:07,390
But he will be back as soon
as he decides it's a good-

364
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,489
Oh no.
(Trapp chuckles)

365
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:13,270
He will be back, hopefully.
(players laughing)

366
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,039
- So you see that Max
looks up at both of you

367
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,620
and basically says like,
so I'm so sorry to notice,

368
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,872
but it seems like we're talking a lot

369
00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:22,330
about different things
that are gonna happen

370
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:26,830
and sort of that, but I
don't know what this is.

371
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,731
You're not elected government officials,

372
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,550
and I'm very much the station agent.

373
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:33,244
- Screw elected government
officials! I'm old money!

374
00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:36,010
(players laughing)

375
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,819
We all know who really runs this place.

376
00:15:37,819 --> 00:15:39,610
And I put my key into the machine.

377
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,110
- Okay, I'm gonna need you

378
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:44,020
to make either a sneak
or a sharp to do so,

379
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,270
and you're gonna have to
beat a difficulty of...

380
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,950
Oh, that explodes, sorry.

381
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,560
That's gonna be a 12 from Max
who's gonna try to stop you.

382
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,850
- Well...

383
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,470
That also explodes.
- [Freddie] Ooh!

384
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,306
(player gasps)

385
00:15:54,306 --> 00:15:55,570
(die rolling)

386
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,010
- Yeah!
- That's a 16.

387
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,830
- Oh my god! A strong impulse.

388
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,545
Max goes to swat your hand and you, whoom!

389
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,860
That center key in the
middle of the four Fs,

390
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,983
bam, Impulse's key goes
into it, you turn it.

391
00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:12,250
(mimics power buzzing) And you
hear the PA sort of boot up.

392
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,830
By the way, you also see,
like, you have the oculus.

393
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:17,560
There's a little place on the
actual station agent's place

394
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,182
where you can plug this
oculus in and kind of jury-rig

395
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:24,040
your own little switchboard
here, essentially.

396
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,000
- You know I'm sneakier

397
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,970
when I've had a couple glasses
of champagne inside of me.

398
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,080
- That's true, if you would like some

399
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,120
of my room-temperature
vodka, you're welcome to it.

400
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,431
- That's disgusting. Yes, I'll have some.

401
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:38,060
(Siobhan gulping)
- So I take the... (laughing)

402
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,520
(slams the "bottle" down)
(Danielle laughing)

403
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:44,027
I take the oculus and
I set it on top of the,

404
00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:44,986
I don't know,

405
00:16:44,986 --> 00:16:46,900
like a switch charger deck.

406
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,670
- Yeah.
- I set it on top of there.

407
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,630
And I'm looking at it and I go, okay.

408
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,570
Mm, go!

409
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,143
- You hear (mimics latch
clicking) of a door opening.

410
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:01,720
The big guy is walking out of his office

411
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,651
into Gobstopper Industries.
(tense fast-paced music)

412
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,310
- I know how to type. I know how to type.

413
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,270
And so I just like,

414
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,110
press and hold the home
button on the oculus.

415
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:11,592
- [Brennan] At this point you hear-

416
00:17:11,592 --> 00:17:13,438
(tires screeching)
Conrad, you roll up.

417
00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,613
- Whoo! (casually) It's been a day.

418
00:17:15,613 --> 00:17:17,879
(players laughing)

419
00:17:17,879 --> 00:17:19,570
- Incredible. The four of you jump out.

420
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:20,631
Justin runs out with you.

421
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,030
All of you run into the station

422
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,410
to see this jury-rigged thing.

423
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,050
Max goes, oh, hold on, hold your horses!

424
00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,190
I don't know who all of you are.

425
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,780
I am the station agent here,

426
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,910
and unless this is a
life or death emergency,

427
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,380
which it clearly is not,

428
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,960
we are walking calmly down a hallway,

429
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,720
all of this has to go
through the conscious mind

430
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,330
and the bureaucracy at Cortex City!

431
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,379
- (confidently) No it doesn't.

432
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,380
(players laughing)

433
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,371
- Nice! Yeah, get him!
- Yeah, tell him, Hunch!

434
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:46,210
- Get him!

435
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:49,026
- I'm with this guy! No, it doesn't!

436
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,573
- [Brennan] Okay, so the...

437
00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:53,680
- Genius, you're a genius, Hunch.

438
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,110
- I gotta try!
(players laughing)

439
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,550
I grab the vodka bottle
and just... (gulping)

440
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,740
- The Fix can't hear any of this.

441
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:05,742
Completely unaware that
anything is going on,

442
00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:07,060
and is just looking for copper.

443
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,190
- [Brennan] Incredible. Go
ahead and give me a snoop check.

444
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,678
We'll call it a difficulty,
call it difficulty seven.

445
00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:12,970
(die rolling)
(little bursting sound)

446
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,310
- Oh, that's 12. I've exploded twice.

447
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,143
- Damn!

448
00:18:16,143 --> 00:18:17,050
- Oh my god!
- [Hank] 13.

449
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,070
- 13.
- [Siobhan] Nice.

450
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,067
- [Brennan] You beat it by more than five.

451
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,860
- [Danielle] Sure did.
- You go over to the thing.

452
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,510
Again, it's like, lots of copper.

453
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:26,440
You see that there is a huge copper pipe

454
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,377
going down towards a radiator.

455
00:18:28,377 --> 00:18:29,443
(Hank mimics breaking off the pipe)

456
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,740
All of you watch a like,
eight-foot length of copper pipe,

457
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:33,850
bam, come out of the wall
(metal clanking)

458
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,980
and immediately the entire upper deck

459
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,290
of the marble colonnade
(steam hissing)

460
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,670
fills with steam.
- [Freddie] Oh no!

461
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:42,730
- As this like, heating
pipe, whoosh, spills up.

462
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,010
And now there's this
incredible bit of concealment

463
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,620
as all these sort of shapes
loom in and out of the mist

464
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,140
here in this steaming rail yard.

465
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,335
With that pipe coming out,
some of the wiring goes out

466
00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:53,519
and some of the lights

467
00:18:53,519 --> 00:18:55,460
start to flicker overhead.
(lights flickering)

468
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,490
You have this basically like,

469
00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:00,854
enormous copper quarterstaff in your hand.

470
00:19:00,854 --> 00:19:02,226
- I do.

471
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,520
- (laughing) Yeah, you do.

472
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,795
(players laughing)

473
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,880
- Incredible, so a
bunch of copper weaponry

474
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,670
is now sort of scattered
throughout the party here.

475
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:13,872
Max Medulla is going to
make a check to remove you

476
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:16,030
from the station agent's booth.

477
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,877
They roll a 10 on their sharp check

478
00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:22,150
to basically pull you away.

479
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:25,210
- Can I use a slick check
to, don't you know who I am?

480
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,043
- You can do slick.

481
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:28,090
So you're gonna have to beat a
10, but it's a snap decision.

482
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,590
- Yeah.
- [Brennan] Okay.

483
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,530
(die rolling)

484
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:33,348
- Ah, I don't do it! I got an eight.

485
00:19:33,348 --> 00:19:35,230
(Hank and Danielle groaning)

486
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,975
- So, as you protest, you are-

487
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:41,170
- Don't you know who I am! Unhand me, man!

488
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:44,170
Unhand me, you, you, you station agent!

489
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,690
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You've got a job!

490
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:50,890
Disgusting!
(players laughing)

491
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,113
- The runaway heiress is just flung

492
00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:54,220
from the station agent's booth,

493
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,580
and then I'm gonna say
that anyone else who-

494
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,770
- I try to grab Max and fling him out.

495
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:00,790
- [Brennan] Grab Max and fling them out.

496
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:01,810
- [Trapp] Oh, right.
- [Brennan] Yes.

497
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,760
Okay, go ahead and give me a
sharp roll. Difficulty's five.

498
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:08,680
- (taps table) No. That...

499
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,513
Oh wait, actually, hold on.

500
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:10,930
No, no, 'cause I got plus
two, so that's a four

501
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,003
and I'll cash in two, five.
- Okay.

502
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,040
(Trapp makes flinging sound)
You cash in two for five.

503
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,045
You fling Max. Max goes, crimes! Crimes!

504
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,080
(players laughing)

505
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,240
And you see Max rush over

506
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,659
and pull an alarm over on the wall.

507
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,949
(klaxon blaring)

508
00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:29,032
(players groan)
- [Freddie] Oh no.

509
00:20:29,032 --> 00:20:30,198
- Oh no!

510
00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:31,031
- Neat.

511
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,864
(players laughing)
(pressure ramping up)

512
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,071
- Oh.
- [Danielle] Oh no.

513
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,230
- [Hank] Still going.
(players saying no)

514
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,060
- [Siobhan] Ay-yi-yi-yi.
(pressure still ramping up)

515
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,200
- And you see in the o-
(tense music)

516
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,300
Anastasia, you're still in the booth now.

517
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,470
You see as Elias begins to
walk, he's changed his pants.

518
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,270
He's got all these things.
He's walking down the hall.

519
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,610
And suddenly 'cause this is the first time

520
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,380
that he sort of started
to catch his breath,

521
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,210
he suddenly cannot catch his breath.

522
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,380
He's like, (gasps) oh my god!
They tried to mind control me!

523
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,779
I, I'm, oh, I'm just, I gotta get...

524
00:20:57,779 --> 00:20:59,442
And you just see all of this mayhem,

525
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:01,120
and the only key that's in there right now

526
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,830
is still impulse in the center.

527
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:05,050
You can see that basically
like, he's losing his nerve.

528
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:06,730
His heart rate is getting dangerous.

529
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:08,740
I will also remind everyone here

530
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,440
that should his pressure
meter get all the way to 240,

531
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,548
that should his pressure
meter get all the way to 240,

532
00:21:14,548 --> 00:21:16,240
he's gonna faint and pass out.

533
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,880
- Oh, that's not good.
- Okay, I go up to Fight

534
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,100
and I'm like, hey, I
understand that you all

535
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,780
are having a little tête-à-tête,

536
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,420
but I need to borrow both
of you really quickly

537
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,770
over by the keyhole.

538
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,750
- Ivana says, what do you want?

539
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,552
- We gotta put a key in the hole.

540
00:21:30,552 --> 00:21:32,200
- Oh, you want to put key in hole?

541
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,331
- Yes.
- Go ahead and give me,

542
00:21:33,331 --> 00:21:37,360
just call it a slick seven.

543
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,837
(die rolling)

544
00:21:38,837 --> 00:21:39,670
(little bursting sound)

545
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,336
- That is...
- [Trapp] That explodes.

546
00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:42,400
- Oh, that does explode.

547
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,890
I didn't need the two so that was 10.

548
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,045
17, 18, 19.

549
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,030
- Ooh.

550
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,920
- [Brennan] 19?
- Yeah.

551
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,220
- Unbelievable, so you see
Ivana says, I don't know why,

552
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,873
but I'm gonna listen to you.

553
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,750
- Thank you, I really
appreciate it. Key please.

554
00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,835
- Which key do you wanna go with?

555
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:00,910
Do you wanna go with Stacy's first

556
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:02,920
or do you wanna go with Ivana's first?

557
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,320
- I am going to take Ivana's first

558
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,230
since she has given it gracefully,

559
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:12,406
and then I'm going to walk
over to Stacy Fakename

560
00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:14,980
and I'm just gonna be like,

561
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,894
you know, it has been
fantastic getting to know you,

562
00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:19,390
and we are going to get out of this

563
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,816
just as soon as we possibly-

564
00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:22,734
Punched in the face, punched in the gut!

565
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:25,171
- (laughing) You punch her in the stomach.

566
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:26,262
(regurgitates) And she just...
(pleasant light sound)

567
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,095
- Bam!

568
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,570
- And you grab Stacy's key. (yelps)

569
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:30,820
I'm gonna say on a 19 on
that incredibly high roll,

570
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:34,007
you can throw another key on in there,

571
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:35,670
but as soon as you get
back into the booth,

572
00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,990
you have them both so you have yours

573
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,630
and now three others.

574
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,463
- Yes.
- [Brennan] So you're holding

575
00:22:41,463 --> 00:22:42,296
four keys.

576
00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:43,510
- And then hers is already in.

577
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:46,090
- Hers in already in and turned.
Max has pulled the alarm.

578
00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:49,000
At this point, you hear a
yell from the clock tower

579
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,030
and says, Ms. Pulse, we got incoming!

580
00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:54,722
And you see a car pull up,
(slow sinister music)

581
00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:58,938
and none other than Dan
Fucks steps out of the car.

582
00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:03,938
As you're stepping out,
a voice in the car says,

583
00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:05,500
do what you need to do.

584
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,930
Get the kid to step outside.

585
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:10,150
- No problem. And I wink at him.

586
00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:11,170
- [Brennan] Mm-hm.

587
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:12,963
- Sorry, something in my eye. Oh god.

588
00:23:12,963 --> 00:23:14,770
(players laughing)

589
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,000
- [Brennan] So Dan, you step out.

590
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,380
You are collecting those keys.

591
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:20,140
Hunch, you've bodied Max under there.

592
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,610
You've got this copper thing in your hand.

593
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,080
Conrad, you're still near the door.

594
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,250
Justin turns around (woofs)

595
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,810
and looks over at Dan approaching.

596
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:28,000
- [Freddie] How far away am I from...

597
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,310
- The car pulled up just
sort of on the sidewalk

598
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:31,960
so you're only about 15 feet.

599
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,550
You're 15, 20 feet away with like,

600
00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:35,678
Conrad's basically right on
the other side of the doors.

601
00:23:35,678 --> 00:23:38,826
- Okay, okay. Oh, Justin, Justin.

602
00:23:38,826 --> 00:23:40,345
(Brennan woofs)
Over here.

603
00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:44,320
(barks) You see Justin nuzzles
the door open and runs out.

604
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,862
Dan, we gotta get inside!

605
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:48,307
The big guy's making a break for it!

606
00:23:48,307 --> 00:23:50,770
- Oh, oh, oh! Yes, yes, yeah.

607
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,085
Just lead me in. Lead me to your child.

608
00:23:53,085 --> 00:23:54,880
(woofs) All right.
(Hank laughing)

609
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,987
- Forthwith!

610
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:58,057
- The most menacing thing I've ever heard.

611
00:23:58,057 --> 00:23:59,215
(Alex laughing)

612
00:23:59,215 --> 00:24:00,970
- Justin's like... (woofs agreeingly)

613
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,904
- Wow, Dan's talking so normal!

614
00:24:02,904 --> 00:24:06,010
(players laughing)

615
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,417
- Justin runs back in and
says, Conrad, Dan's outside.

616
00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:09,373
- Oh, okay.

617
00:24:09,373 --> 00:24:12,460
- Dan, are you staying outside
by the car in this moment

618
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,480
or are you entering the building?

619
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,820
- I'm walking up and I'm
standing by the doorway.

620
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,780
- Gotcha, okay.

621
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,652
So yeah, you see Dan
standing by the doorway.

622
00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:21,640
- [Alex] Do I see the Avaricci car?

623
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:26,566
- Give me a snoop check,
and we'll call it a

624
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,007
DC of eight

625
00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:30,028
because of all the steam in here.

626
00:24:30,028 --> 00:24:31,521
- [Hank] That's my bad.
- Steamy.

627
00:24:31,521 --> 00:24:32,688
(Danielle giggling)

628
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,596
(tense music)

629
00:24:33,596 --> 00:24:35,047
That's a nine.
- Hey!

630
00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:35,950
- [Siobhan] Hey!

631
00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:38,710
- You see Avaricci's car outside.

632
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,060
- Oh, uh,

633
00:24:40,968 --> 00:24:44,218
Justin, it looks like our friend Dan

634
00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:48,425
just got out of that car.

635
00:24:48,425 --> 00:24:49,258
- Hm?

636
00:24:49,258 --> 00:24:51,340
- I don't know if we should go over there.

637
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,278
- Oh, do you think he stole it?

638
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,710
- Dan, did you steal that car?

639
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,539
- Whoa, what car?

640
00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,864
(players laughing bewilderedly)

641
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:00,997
- [Hank] That's so...
(Freddie laughing)

642
00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:03,453
And I'm gonna snoop now
'cause that seems weird.

643
00:25:03,453 --> 00:25:06,220
(players laughing)

644
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,286
- Dan's talking so normal.

645
00:25:08,286 --> 00:25:09,227
(players laughing)

646
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:12,843
- Not suspicious at all.
- Oh, but I am so focused

647
00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:16,690
on this fucking, the
thing that I shot earlier.

648
00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:18,670
- Yeah.
- That didn't die at all.

649
00:25:18,670 --> 00:25:21,100
I couldn't notice anything.
- Well, why don't you come,

650
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,020
why don't you come towards me instead?

651
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,790
- Oh very well Conrad. And
I walk over towards him.

652
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:27,095
- Cool.
- Conrad, you ignoramus

653
00:25:27,095 --> 00:25:29,097
what's, give me the update, the download.

654
00:25:29,097 --> 00:25:30,100
- [Alex] Okay.
- What's happening?

655
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,950
- A lot's happening. And I
give the download. (laughing)

656
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:33,783
- Cool.

657
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,532
- Does Dan give us the download too?

658
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:36,640
- What did you download, my boy?

659
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,780
- Yeah, what have you been up to?

660
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:40,210
- I'm gonna say, actually,
that given what's going on

661
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:41,920
there is no possibility
for download right now.

662
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,753
- Great, sure.
- [Alex] Oh.

663
00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:44,348
- I think it's all happening too fast.

664
00:25:44,348 --> 00:25:46,013
- [Alex] Okay.
- So our...

665
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,280
But I know that, I just wanna
know that our guy is like,

666
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,690
is moving, is doing-
- Elias is,

667
00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:51,640
you can see on the oculus

668
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,386
that Anastasia is like-
- Right.

669
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,080
- [Brennan] Gathering keys
to go and start controlling

670
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,370
what's going on here.

671
00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:58,492
- [Freddie] Okay, so-
- The Fix is getting

672
00:25:58,492 --> 00:26:00,359
so freaked out by that noise.

673
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,530
He really doesn't like that
noise. It's very distracting.

674
00:26:02,530 --> 00:26:03,970
- [Brennan] Yeah.
- He pushes past Conrad.

675
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:06,430
He's not even thinking straight.

676
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,225
I just gotta stop that. What is that?

677
00:26:08,225 --> 00:26:10,120
I gotta stop that noise.
He's just moving out.

678
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,236
And he just like, walks out of the door.

679
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:13,603
- Hell yeah.
- Headed toward

680
00:26:13,603 --> 00:26:16,240
wherever that big switch was.
- The big switch.

681
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,197
So that's over by the wall with
Max so you head over there.

682
00:26:19,197 --> 00:26:22,615
Max looks up. (stammers
nervously) Hi, Mr. The Fix.

683
00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:24,760
Listen, we, we uh, we don't-
(klaxon blaring)

684
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,190
- Just moves, he doesn't even see him.

685
00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:28,410
- Yeah.
- He can't hear him.

686
00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:30,332
He just tries to make the
noise stop making noise.

687
00:26:30,332 --> 00:26:32,079
- [Brennan] Go ahead and
give me a sharp check.

688
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:33,040
(klaxon still blaring)

689
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,498
DC eight.

690
00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:35,747
- That's a 13.

691
00:26:35,747 --> 00:26:37,472
- You grab with a hand and

692
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,310
crush the alarm box on the wall,
(metal crunching)

693
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,044
and the noise stops.

694
00:26:41,044 --> 00:26:42,573
- [Freddie] Oh!
- That's better.

695
00:26:42,573 --> 00:26:43,930
(Brennan laughing)

696
00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,818
- But nothing happens to the pressure.

697
00:26:45,818 --> 00:26:46,930
(Danielle makes optimistic pressure sound)

698
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:47,763
- To the pressure?

699
00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:49,079
- [Danielle] Just like a
little... (more optimistic sounds)

700
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:50,479
- [Brennan] You got a 13?

701
00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:52,004
- [Danielle] Uh-huh.
- Yeah, let's go.

702
00:26:52,004 --> 00:26:54,220
So 13 divided by...

703
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,930
(players giggling)

704
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,107
- Please, please, daddy.
(Freddie laughing)

705
00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:58,940
- Yeah, we're

706
00:26:58,940 --> 00:26:59,940
gonna move that down,
- [Siobhan] Daddy, please.

707
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:02,206
- 30. We'll keep that same
math we were doing before

708
00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,164
so we go from 180
(steam hisses, pressure falls)

709
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,431
all the way down to 150.

710
00:27:06,431 --> 00:27:08,740
- I'll take it.
- Okay, yeah.

711
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:09,700
- [Brennan] As the alarm goes off

712
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,235
and the pressure starts to subside.

713
00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:12,907
- [Hank] Yeah, so I, okay.
- Back to Conrad.

714
00:27:12,907 --> 00:27:15,070
- Oh thank you. Thank you
for turning off the alarm.

715
00:27:15,070 --> 00:27:17,290
- So loud.
- Is there a phone in here

716
00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:18,483
now that they're working?

717
00:27:18,483 --> 00:27:20,095
I need a telephone.

718
00:27:20,095 --> 00:27:21,294
- [Siobhan] A phone.
- And I wanna cast about

719
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:22,127
for a telephone.

720
00:27:22,127 --> 00:27:22,960
- Yeah, you see that there's a phone booth

721
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,100
over in the corner, yeah.
- Okay.

722
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,697
Everybody just like, hold on one second.

723
00:27:26,697 --> 00:27:28,180
I need to make an important phone call.

724
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,500
- Hold on one second?

725
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,460
- [Freddie] So I'm going to spend-

726
00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:32,068
- This is a pretty urgent

727
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,334
situation, Fucks.
- Yes, yes, yes,

728
00:27:33,334 --> 00:27:34,167
but I have something-

729
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,170
- Hold on to what?

730
00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:38,110
- Oh, hold on to whatever's
nearby. It'll only be a second.

731
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:40,060
- No one needs to follow
what Dan is saying.

732
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,452
- Yeah, yeah.
(players laughing)

733
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,285
Yeah!

734
00:27:43,285 --> 00:27:44,118
- [Brennan] Absolutely no one needs to-

735
00:27:44,118 --> 00:27:45,715
- By the emergency powers vested in me,

736
00:27:45,715 --> 00:27:47,260
everyone just hang on one second.

737
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,150
- You actually see that
Max looks at you and says,

738
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:52,040
oh, Mr. Emergency Mayor!
(players laughing)

739
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,690
- Yes, yes, bring me a phone!
So I would like to spend-

740
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,367
So I have spend one Moxie to locate

741
00:27:58,367 --> 00:27:59,508
and receive help within reason

742
00:27:59,508 --> 00:28:01,360
without making any stat checks
from a criminal network.

743
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,193
- [Brennan] Yeah.

744
00:28:02,193 --> 00:28:03,026
- So specifically, I only have three.

745
00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:05,752
I'd like to get one from
someone. I'd like to call-

746
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,780
- I can give you two.
- Okay.

747
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,820
- So one, two, three,
four. I'm gonna spend that.

748
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:12,620
I'd like to call the club.
I'd like to call Sugah.

749
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:15,460
- Okay, you call Sugah's. Yes, absolutely.

750
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:16,648
Hello, Sugah's.
(jazz club music)

751
00:28:16,648 --> 00:28:18,070
- Hey, this is the big man, the boss.

752
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:19,733
No, not the big man.
It's just me, your boss.

753
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,590
- [Brennan] Oh!
- It's Dan.

754
00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:22,510
- Oh, hello. How's it going, boss?

755
00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:24,640
Oh, I heard you were the mayor now.

756
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,340
Do we still have to be a secret?

757
00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:28,173
- We'll see about that.

758
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,860
I need you to check on something for me.

759
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:30,908
- Oh, will do.

760
00:28:30,908 --> 00:28:32,260
- The man upstairs has undertaken

761
00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:35,650
a certain series of actions judged,

762
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:38,110
guided by his conscience, as it may seem.

763
00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:41,545
I need to ask you, check the stockroom.

764
00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:45,263
Has there been an influx
of new good chemicals

765
00:28:45,263 --> 00:28:46,750
(Danielle laughing)
as a result of this?

766
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,218
What's our stock looks like?

767
00:28:48,218 --> 00:28:50,620
- Well, it's the middle of the night, sir,

768
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,974
but I can try to see if
we've gotten any invoices

769
00:28:53,974 --> 00:28:56,020
for morning or something like that.

770
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,240
We won't know until the trains come in.

771
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,102
(Freddie grumbles)

772
00:29:00,102 --> 00:29:02,063
- I, mm, okay.

773
00:29:02,063 --> 00:29:04,960
- I think as Dan looks
out, your instinct of like,

774
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,880
is there gonna be a payoff?

775
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,110
- [Freddie] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Siobhan] Mm-hm.

776
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:12,098
- I think Dan's gonna
have to make a guess,

777
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:12,931
before-
- Hmm.

778
00:29:12,931 --> 00:29:14,500
- [Brennan] 'Cause he won't know for sure

779
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,030
before he has to act.

780
00:29:16,030 --> 00:29:18,610
- Conrad is confused
why Dan called him over

781
00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:21,928
and then just ran away.
(players laughing)

782
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:25,480
And so Conrad kinda comes
bounding back up to his friend

783
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,458
of like, hey, Mr. Fucks, do you um...

784
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,830
(players laughing)
Notice anything...

785
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,660
- Conrad-
- You notice anything,

786
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:33,562
I don't know, different?

787
00:29:33,562 --> 00:29:34,453
(players laughing)

788
00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:35,286
- I look down.
- He's like trying

789
00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,026
to stand as straight as possible.

790
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,530
- Why are you standing on your tippy toes?

791
00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:40,150
- No, no. Well, yes, sorry.

792
00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:42,730
Okay, now I'm standing just on my feet.

793
00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:45,430
- Well now my point of
reference is now all screwed up

794
00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:46,313
so now you look shorter

795
00:29:46,313 --> 00:29:47,146
than you were.
- Okay.

796
00:29:47,146 --> 00:29:48,529
- [Freddie] Have you shrunk?

797
00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:52,350
- Oh, uh, no. I think I
might be a little taller.

798
00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:54,250
- Oh, I'll have to take your word for it.

799
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,630
Conrad, I have a question for you,

800
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:57,207
and you answer me honestly.

801
00:29:57,207 --> 00:29:58,607
- Okay.
- [Freddie] You rapscallion.

802
00:29:58,607 --> 00:30:00,337
- I always do.
- I expect nothing less.

803
00:30:00,337 --> 00:30:03,241
You have pushed the big man upstairs

804
00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:08,241
towards a possibly disastrous path.

805
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,510
- Uh, yep.

806
00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:12,130
- Why?

807
00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,952
- Well... (sighs)

808
00:30:13,952 --> 00:30:16,290
It was gonna eat away at him otherwise.

809
00:30:16,290 --> 00:30:19,546
Eat away at me, eat away
at all of us, you know?

810
00:30:19,546 --> 00:30:20,836
So I thought maybe

811
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:22,690
we should try something
different this time.

812
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:25,090
- Trying something different
this time. (grumbles)

813
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,317
- You hear the phone
(phone ringing)

814
00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:28,002
in the phone booth ring, Dan.

815
00:30:28,002 --> 00:30:29,747
- Oh, that's probably for
me. I'll be right back.

816
00:30:29,747 --> 00:30:31,103
- What the? What are you-

817
00:30:31,103 --> 00:30:34,470
This is a very important
situation right now!

818
00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:35,303
(players laughing)

819
00:30:35,303 --> 00:30:37,767
- Hello!
- I look at, just,

820
00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:40,208
on the oculus, is Elias like,

821
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,080
still like-
- Elias is moving.

822
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,580
We're gonna go ahead and resolve whatever-

823
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:46,268
So you arrive, Anastasia,
with a bunch of these keys.

824
00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:47,740
Hunch, you're there as well.

825
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:49,360
You've leaned over.
You've gotten the alarm.

826
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,520
Imelda, you're also close by here, too.

827
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,328
Ivana and Stacy, honestly
not that far away, right?

828
00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:56,230
You've got all these keys at your disposal

829
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,550
so we're gonna resolve the next thing.

830
00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:59,230
As you start looking through the keys,

831
00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:01,360
what's the key you put in for Elias

832
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,980
as he's walking down the hallway?

833
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:07,347
- I don't want to freeze.

834
00:31:07,347 --> 00:31:09,438
I do wanna calm him down.

835
00:31:09,438 --> 00:31:10,895
- I don't think we have time for calm.

836
00:31:10,895 --> 00:31:12,130
I think we just gotta run away.

837
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,562
- Oh. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna put in flight.

838
00:31:15,562 --> 00:31:17,347
- (mimics key entering and
power buzzing) You put in flight

839
00:31:17,347 --> 00:31:19,510
and (light bursting) that
microphone buzzes again

840
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,727
and you see Stacy looks at that and goes,

841
00:31:21,727 --> 00:31:24,818
(gasps) may I?

842
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,298
- Absolutely.

843
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,715
- (staticky) Big guy, Elias...

844
00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,030
I'm Stacy Fakename.

845
00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,040
- Say your real name, Stacy!

846
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,180
- My real name is Stacy Fakename.

847
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,611
(players laughing)

848
00:31:40,611 --> 00:31:44,020
- (disbelievingly) Okay!
That's what I said.

849
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,940
- What name would be better for me

850
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:48,940
than a name of me trying
to get out of a situation?

851
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,197
- Okay, sure.

852
00:31:50,197 --> 00:31:51,400
- And you see she says,

853
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,480
listen, you're in a
tremendous amount of danger.

854
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,777
You've got to stop just walking.

855
00:31:57,777 --> 00:31:59,218
You've got to run,
(tense music)

856
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,884
but run in a way that doesn't
draw attention to yourself!

857
00:32:01,884 --> 00:32:05,020
You need to get out of
here as fast as you can!

858
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:07,172
As she yells that and
he starts to book it...

859
00:32:07,172 --> 00:32:10,450
- Uh-huh.
- One of the rules of our game

860
00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:14,080
changes in the moment
that you turn the key

861
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,980
for Stacy Fakename.

862
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:16,996
- Mm?

863
00:32:16,996 --> 00:32:19,780
- Pressure, something
that up till this point

864
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:22,630
has been negative, but
not something that exists

865
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,610
in the mind for no reason.

866
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,476
As the key for flight is turned,

867
00:32:27,476 --> 00:32:29,868
the ratio shifts.

868
00:32:29,868 --> 00:32:31,870
Moxie that are now spent for a sneak roll,

869
00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:34,960
normally you would have to
spend four to add plus one.

870
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,440
Now spending one gives you plus four.

871
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,273
- Nice!

872
00:32:39,273 --> 00:32:43,390
- As Stacy Fakename takes
over, all of this adrenaline,

873
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:45,181
all of this stuff throughout the city

874
00:32:45,181 --> 00:32:46,014
pulses again
(tech pulsing)

875
00:32:46,014 --> 00:32:47,860
as suddenly Elias goes, you're gonna die.

876
00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:49,718
You're gonna fucking die. You
gotta get the fuck outta here!

877
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,960
And begins to move through this place.

878
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,700
- Doesn't running offer you endorphins,

879
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,220
and wouldn't endorphins help
us lower some of the pressure?

880
00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,694
- They would, absolutely.

881
00:32:58,694 --> 00:32:59,844
- I know science.

882
00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:00,730
- [Brennan] Go ahead and give me,

883
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:03,085
I think in this case, a snoop check.

884
00:33:04,210 --> 00:33:05,320
- You're not gonna give
me the DC, are you?

885
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,530
- [Brennan] No.
- Nah, I didn't think so.

886
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,660
Hey, what do we got here?

887
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:12,343
Is that? Oh, is this...

888
00:33:12,343 --> 00:33:15,348
That was a six. Dang it.
- Six, that's okay.

889
00:33:15,348 --> 00:33:19,720
This is gonna lower us all
the way to, we'll call it 130.

890
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,553
Bam.
- [Danielle] Great.

891
00:33:20,553 --> 00:33:21,940
- Can I ask more questions
about this rule change?

892
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,038
- [Brennan] Yeah.

893
00:33:23,038 --> 00:33:24,910
- So if we're in the yellow, will that be-

894
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,703
- [Brennan] One to two, yep.
- C plus is two.

895
00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:28,030
- Great, so we wanna keep it in the red,

896
00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:30,415
but I think it's good to keep
in the lower end of the red.

897
00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:31,248
- [Danielle] Yeah.
- [Brennan] Yeah.

898
00:33:31,248 --> 00:33:32,081
- So we don't just pass

899
00:33:32,081 --> 00:33:33,222
out as we're running.
- [Hank] Die, yeah.

900
00:33:33,222 --> 00:33:34,258
- So that's the funny thing, right?

901
00:33:34,258 --> 00:33:36,280
'Cause red is now good for some checks,

902
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,470
but you can still get a little too red.

903
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:39,870
(players laughing lightly)

904
00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:41,840
- Everything in moderation.

905
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,673
- [Siobhan] Yes.
- What we espouse

906
00:33:42,673 --> 00:33:43,789
here at Dimension 20.

907
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:45,220
- [Brennan] Yeah.
(players laughing)

908
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,642
So, Dan, the phone is ringing.
(phone ringing)

909
00:33:47,642 --> 00:33:49,060
- Okay, I'd like to answer it.

910
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,190
- What's the holdup, Fucks?

911
00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:52,523
- I'm taking care of it, dammit!

912
00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:53,632
If you want to be a partner with me,

913
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:54,842
you're going to need to trust my methods.

914
00:33:54,842 --> 00:33:55,870
- I'm absolutely listening in.

915
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,670
I'm still, I'm probably
only hearing Dan's side

916
00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:59,556
of the conversation, but just, it's,

917
00:33:59,556 --> 00:34:00,795
you know, shit's going on.

918
00:34:00,795 --> 00:34:01,780
Hunch is like...
- You pan over

919
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,564
and there's like a cup on the glass.

920
00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:05,658
(players laughing)

921
00:34:05,658 --> 00:34:07,870
- Yeah, I think you just hear,
you hear those two voices.

922
00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:08,923
You hear that interaction.

923
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:12,580
Dan, you hear Avaricci say,
if you can't get the kid,

924
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:16,390
just come back out yourself
and we'll take care of it.

925
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,937
- Okay, so I'm gonna turn
to the group, and I say,

926
00:34:18,937 --> 00:34:21,343
all right, it's time to come clean.

927
00:34:21,343 --> 00:34:22,401
Conrad.
- Uh-huh.

928
00:34:22,401 --> 00:34:23,842
- [Freddie] Are you a gambling man?

929
00:34:23,842 --> 00:34:24,880
- (matter-of-factly) No.

930
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,770
- Well, luckily for you, I am,
(players laughing)

931
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:30,430
and I detect within you a
potential for a huge payoff,

932
00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:31,810
but not, perhaps, in
the way you may think.

933
00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:34,150
I see the way you look at me,
but the powers vested in me

934
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,860
by these emergency powers
thanks to my attorney

935
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,467
has given me a broader
perspective on things.

936
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,753
Here's my plan. Just like,
hear me out for a second.

937
00:34:41,753 --> 00:34:45,705
Don Avaricci wishes to
enter a partnership with me

938
00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:49,540
and to rule this land and the
land of pleasure and vices,

939
00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:52,537
but I see that that is
only a short-term solution.

940
00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:55,030
In order to do this, in order
to enact this regime change,

941
00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:59,497
as it were, he demands the
head, the death of you, Conrad.

942
00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,823
Now, I am quite inclined for such a thing,

943
00:35:01,823 --> 00:35:04,330
but these recent events, these days,

944
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,250
this time I have spent with you my,

945
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,524
hm, dare I say, new friends.

946
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,515
(Alex gasps in surprise)
Has given me

947
00:35:09,515 --> 00:35:11,140
a different perspective, different idea.

948
00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,093
So like, this idea, I think,

949
00:35:13,093 --> 00:35:15,725
is even better than the
previous good idea I had,

950
00:35:15,725 --> 00:35:18,437
which as we know turned
out perfectly fine.

951
00:35:18,437 --> 00:35:19,695
(players laughing)

952
00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:21,970
- Oh, uh, just to double check, Mr. Fucks,

953
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:24,095
you're willing to give away...

954
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:28,469
ab- ultimate power in this city,

955
00:35:28,469 --> 00:35:32,530
wealth, pleasure, all,
everything to save me,

956
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,013
the little-
- No, absolutely not,

957
00:35:34,013 --> 00:35:35,038
you dolt!
- [Alex] Oh, sorry, I thought-

958
00:35:35,038 --> 00:35:36,220
- I plan on getting all of that!

959
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,447
- Oh, okay.
- Here's the plan!

960
00:35:38,447 --> 00:35:40,863
Conrad, Justin.

961
00:35:40,863 --> 00:35:42,106
(Brennan barks softly)
Can either of you-

962
00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,765
both, can both of you play dead?

963
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,538
- I don't know the details of this plan...

964
00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:49,510
(players laughing)
- [Hank] I don't like it.

965
00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:50,885
- But from what I do know-
- [Freddie] Here, let me

966
00:35:50,885 --> 00:35:52,802
pitch this out real quick.
- It sounds bad.

967
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,407
- Conrad's already on the ground.

968
00:35:54,407 --> 00:35:55,900
(players laughing)

969
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,250
- You see, yeah, Justin
goes (barks to death)

970
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,290
and like, plays dead with Conrad.

971
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,125
- All right.

972
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:00,958
- [Alex] We used to play-
- Oh, one more thing, Conrad.

973
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:01,791
I shake you awake a little bit.

974
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:02,692
- Oh yeah, oh, oh.

975
00:36:02,692 --> 00:36:04,270
- [Freddie] Do you know how to fire a gun?

976
00:36:04,270 --> 00:36:07,147
- Um, I've read about it.
(inquisitive music)

977
00:36:07,147 --> 00:36:09,490
- Ah, okay. So here's my plan, all right?

978
00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:13,240
I drag the apparently
dead bodies of Conrad

979
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,730
and his faithful dog companion Justin out

980
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,055
where Don Avaricci's waiting
for my in the car, you see.

981
00:36:18,055 --> 00:36:19,975
But in fact, he's not dead.

982
00:36:19,975 --> 00:36:23,065
He is playing dead and
he is armed to the teeth

983
00:36:23,065 --> 00:36:24,879
with two heaters, one in each hand!

984
00:36:24,879 --> 00:36:27,790
And as I approach the car,
upon my signal, Conrad,

985
00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:29,350
you pop up and lay waste to them.

986
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:30,183
What do you think of that?

987
00:36:30,183 --> 00:36:33,508
- Fucks, we got Self Loathing barrelling-

988
00:36:33,508 --> 00:36:37,223
somewhere around here probably
trying to take shit over.

989
00:36:37,223 --> 00:36:39,400
We got Elias running through the halls

990
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,062
where people are trying to kill him,

991
00:36:41,062 --> 00:36:43,090
and you're trying to hatch a grand plan

992
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:45,430
where Conrad plays dead.
- [Freddie] Yes.

993
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,170
- So you can get rich.

994
00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:48,353
- I don't hate it.

995
00:36:48,353 --> 00:36:50,461
(players laughing)

996
00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:52,600
- You discerned the matter
precisely, my friend.

997
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,688
- All right. Sounds interesting.

998
00:36:54,688 --> 00:36:55,696
(Freddie laughing)
- Mr. Fucks,

999
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:57,938
I gotta say, that's the most confidence

1000
00:36:57,938 --> 00:36:59,021
anyone's ever put in me.

1001
00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:01,996
(players laughing)

1002
00:37:01,996 --> 00:37:06,168
- You can see that Stacy is
like, piloting the big guy

1003
00:37:06,168 --> 00:37:08,140
over in the station booth for the moment.

1004
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,970
So what is it you do in this moment here?

1005
00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:10,836
- 'Cause here's my thinking.

1006
00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:12,610
It's like, you know, there's
a lot of stuff going on.

1007
00:37:12,610 --> 00:37:14,980
You're right, you have
to take care of one thing

1008
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,213
at a time, you know?

1009
00:37:16,213 --> 00:37:18,068
You have to focus on the things
that are in front of you.

1010
00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,300
Right now we have a crime family

1011
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:22,004
with armed goons knocking at our door

1012
00:37:22,004 --> 00:37:24,370
if they don't hear a
response from me forthwith.

1013
00:37:24,370 --> 00:37:26,290
- Yeah, but they're just
waiting for you, right?

1014
00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:28,360
- Yes.
- So we got a bit of time now.

1015
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,677
- That's true, that's true.

1016
00:37:29,677 --> 00:37:32,960
(players laughing)

1017
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,280
- Why don't we give you a gun,

1018
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,188
and you can go walk out
there and shoot them.

1019
00:37:39,188 --> 00:37:41,590
And if you die, it's just you.

1020
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,137
- I would like some insurance in the form

1021
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:46,300
of Conrad next to me because
if I'm going down dammit!

1022
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,395
- Can I just do a quick ch-

1023
00:37:48,395 --> 00:37:52,120
'Cause I feel like I should
have seen Madam Loathing by now.

1024
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,310
Can I do a quick check
just to see, to look for-

1025
00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:56,980
- Yeah, give me a snoop.
We'll call it snoop 14.

1026
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,930
- Okay.
- [Hank] Ooh, Jesus.

1027
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:02,550
It's dark in the darkness.
- We're still in the red

1028
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:05,460
so Moxie ain't gonna help me much here.

1029
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:09,910
That is a seven, and Moxie's too expensive

1030
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:12,670
for me to modify that
so that's just a seven.

1031
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,830
- [Brennan] You don't detect
anything around there.

1032
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:17,107
So Dan has hatched this insane plan.

1033
00:38:17,107 --> 00:38:17,940
- No, no, reasonable,

1034
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,840
cool plan.
- Reasonable, cool plan.

1035
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,952
But I think that
ultimately, the rest of you

1036
00:38:21,952 --> 00:38:23,410
also looking at what's
going on with the big guy,

1037
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:25,601
which after all, is existential, right?

1038
00:38:25,601 --> 00:38:26,434
- Yeah.
- [Danielle] Mm-hm.

1039
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,877
- Conrad, you and Justin
look at each other

1040
00:38:27,877 --> 00:38:32,200
and you basically go like,
I mean, Dan's, you know,

1041
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,687
never really done anything
nice for us even one time.

1042
00:38:36,687 --> 00:38:38,053
- Mm-hm.
(Danielle laughing)

1043
00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:42,880
- Has been a constant hectoring
presence sort of always,

1044
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,570
and seems to in this, the
11th hour, have found a way

1045
00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:50,005
to manipulate us for his own selfish ends.

1046
00:38:50,005 --> 00:38:51,823
(Freddie and Hank laughing)

1047
00:38:51,823 --> 00:38:55,600
- Yeah, all right. That's a
lot a reasons, Justin, yeah.

1048
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,408
- Yeah, I don't really know
where I'm going with this.

1049
00:38:58,408 --> 00:39:01,291
(players laughing)

1050
00:39:01,291 --> 00:39:05,661
- I, I also have a key, guys.

1051
00:39:05,661 --> 00:39:07,030
- You do?

1052
00:39:07,030 --> 00:39:11,872
- Can I do like a savvy
roll or something of like,

1053
00:39:11,872 --> 00:39:12,940
see what I can do with this key?

1054
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,430
- Give me a snoop and a savvy.

1055
00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:20,140
We'll call the savvy six and
we'll call the snoop four.

1056
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,340
- Okay, I asked for a savvy

1057
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:23,080
'cause I don't think I've
rolled a single savvy

1058
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,223
in the game.

1059
00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:26,500
Four plus two, that's a six.

1060
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,370
- [Brennan] Whoo!

1061
00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:28,990
- And then what was...

1062
00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:30,290
- [Brennan] Snoop is four.

1063
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,430
- Seven.
- Hell yeah.

1064
00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:35,927
Looking at the board in front of you,

1065
00:39:35,927 --> 00:39:38,590
you feel that there could
be something possible

1066
00:39:38,590 --> 00:39:39,520
by putting your key in there.

1067
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,854
And on that snoop check,
you are able to see

1068
00:39:42,854 --> 00:39:44,454
a flash of shadow,

1069
00:39:44,454 --> 00:39:46,337
as Madam Loathing attacks Anastasia.

1070
00:39:46,337 --> 00:39:48,389
- No!
- [Freddie] Oh!

1071
00:39:48,389 --> 00:39:49,540
- What the hell?
(tense music)

1072
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:52,150
- I'm going to need a
sturdy check from Anastasia.

1073
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:54,869
- [Siobhan] Oh no.
- It's the scary lighting.

1074
00:39:54,869 --> 00:39:57,460
(players laughing)

1075
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,320
- [Brennan] The difficulty is 15.

1076
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,450
- Oh, well then fuck this.

1077
00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:02,860
It's a two.
- Oh no.

1078
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,990
- And with this attack,
I'm going to ask something

1079
00:40:04,990 --> 00:40:07,990
from everyone here because
this will apply to you

1080
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,357
and your enemies.

1081
00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:10,632
- Oh boy.

1082
00:40:10,632 --> 00:40:14,005
- How many injuries would you like people

1083
00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:15,810
to be able to survive?

1084
00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:17,595
(players ohing in
thoughtful consideration)

1085
00:40:17,595 --> 00:40:18,431
- 16.

1086
00:40:18,431 --> 00:40:19,325
(players laughing)
- Oh, wow.

1087
00:40:19,325 --> 00:40:23,890
You just wanna play all night.
(players laughing)

1088
00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:26,447
- I wanna say three?
- That was my first instinct.

1089
00:40:26,447 --> 00:40:27,430
Seems like-
- I'm gonna say-

1090
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:28,570
- [Freddie] One light, one heavy.

1091
00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:30,697
- I'm gonna say three is fair to me,

1092
00:40:30,697 --> 00:40:31,971
but I will say-
- Right, or one,

1093
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,238
or one light and one heavy.

1094
00:40:33,238 --> 00:40:34,630
- I will say, yes, I will say

1095
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:38,290
that a light is one and a heavy is two,

1096
00:40:38,290 --> 00:40:41,565
and a heavy is when you
fail by five or more,

1097
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:43,731
so, Anastasia,
(ball sliding on a track)

1098
00:40:43,731 --> 00:40:46,224
as you are standing there you hear a

1099
00:40:46,224 --> 00:40:49,433
(shouts) as this key lunges.

1100
00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:53,362
I'm gonna say this. The key is
coming right for your chest.

1101
00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:54,195
- Uh-huh.

1102
00:40:54,195 --> 00:40:56,965
- You can either allow the
key to enter your chest,

1103
00:40:56,965 --> 00:40:59,459
at which point you know what happens then

1104
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:03,575
or you can dodge out of the way
but risk losing your balance

1105
00:41:03,575 --> 00:41:05,350
and something else bad happening

1106
00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:06,860
that will not be life-threatening

1107
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:09,460
but could potentially tilt
to some other bad effect.

1108
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:10,929
- Can I fucking shoot her?

1109
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,180
- No, not on this moment.
- Damn it! Okay.

1110
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:15,219
- You have to, this is a snap reaction to

1111
00:41:15,219 --> 00:41:16,052
what you do.
- Snap reaction.

1112
00:41:16,052 --> 00:41:17,917
- But sneak's cheap right now.
- Yeah.

1113
00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:18,750
- [Hank] Sneak's cheap.
- A lot of sneak is cheap-

1114
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,032
- Sneak is cheap.
- If you're trying to dodge.

1115
00:41:20,032 --> 00:41:22,720
- If you're trying to dodge,
you can attempt to sneak, yeah.

1116
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,710
- All right, come on.

1117
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:26,380
I can do this, I can
do this, I can do this.

1118
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:29,831
Possibly maybe. Actually
no, I can do this.

1119
00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:32,477
Okay, that's an eight.
- I got Moxie to give,

1120
00:41:32,477 --> 00:41:34,593
too.
- Nine, 10,

1121
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:38,710
and then with this one I get four

1122
00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:40,383
so that brings me to 14 so-
- I give you one.

1123
00:41:40,383 --> 00:41:43,090
- Boom!
- Hell yeah. You all watch.

1124
00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:47,702
Certain death comes barreling
for Anastasia Tension.

1125
00:41:47,702 --> 00:41:52,024
(shouts) As it does, you,
nerves of steel, kick back,

1126
00:41:52,024 --> 00:41:54,400
(mimics wind whipping) choosing
instead to hit the deck.

1127
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,575
You hit hard, bam,
sustaining a heavy injury,

1128
00:41:57,575 --> 00:41:59,994
and as you do all of
you watch in bullet time

1129
00:41:59,994 --> 00:42:01,002
(pleasant light sound)

1130
00:42:01,002 --> 00:42:02,267
as keys go flying.

1131
00:42:02,267 --> 00:42:03,947
(Siobhan gasps)
- [Alex] Oh no!

1132
00:42:03,947 --> 00:42:07,803
- And unable to get another
(tense battle music)

1133
00:42:07,803 --> 00:42:10,403
thrall of this mind control,

1134
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:14,269
she takes her consolation
prize, which is Ivana's key,

1135
00:42:14,269 --> 00:42:16,710
(whoom) and grabs the fight key.

1136
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:20,179
At that same time, you
all hear the doors get

1137
00:42:20,179 --> 00:42:21,853
kicked open as gangsters
(doors being kicked open)

1138
00:42:21,853 --> 00:42:22,928
charge the train station.

1139
00:42:22,928 --> 00:42:24,959
- I thought this train would be fine.

1140
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,080
(players laughing)

1141
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,970
- As awesome as these
plans were, these gangsters

1142
00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:30,760
were not gonna just kick
it out there all night.

1143
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,763
- This is why you listen to me
when I get cool, good plans.

1144
00:42:33,763 --> 00:42:35,290
- I feel like we wasted a lot of time

1145
00:42:35,290 --> 00:42:39,130
listening to Dan's plan.
(players laughing)

1146
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:42,370
- Incredible, so gangsters
charge the station.

1147
00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:47,023
Madam Loathing vanishes into
the mist. You hear Max yell.

1148
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,548
Stacy is over at the switchboard

1149
00:42:49,548 --> 00:42:51,248
a little bit farther away from you.

1150
00:42:51,248 --> 00:42:52,868
You know that Lance is upstairs.

1151
00:42:52,868 --> 00:42:56,121
Ivana and Justin are down here
sort of in the mix with you.

1152
00:42:56,121 --> 00:42:58,895
I am gonna turn it over to all six of you

1153
00:42:58,895 --> 00:43:00,280
to tell me what you are doing

1154
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,430
as this wave of threats suddenly appears.

1155
00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:06,502
- I am certainly fixated on Loathing.

1156
00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:10,252
I'm going to try to find
her if I can and attack her.

1157
00:43:10,252 --> 00:43:12,460
And if I can't find her, I'm
going to swing my copper pipe

1158
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:15,340
wildly in the general
direction I think she is.

1159
00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:16,600
- Hell yes.
(Trapp laughing)

1160
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,596
Go ahead and give me,
I'm gonna say snoop 14.

1161
00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:23,815
- Okay.

1162
00:43:26,247 --> 00:43:27,547
(die rolling)

1163
00:43:28,605 --> 00:43:32,430
(sighs) That is a 12,

1164
00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,971
and snoop costs- costs four, right?

1165
00:43:34,971 --> 00:43:36,340
- [Brennan] Snoops costs four.

1166
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,900
However, I will say this.

1167
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,088
I think, Anastasia, it occurs to you,

1168
00:43:40,088 --> 00:43:42,948
as you're looking at that,
if you were to put your key,

1169
00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:46,720
your actual family key in,
snoop would be your stat

1170
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,660
and that would become one Moxie for every-

1171
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:51,490
You would get plus four per Moxie.

1172
00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:52,323
- [Trapp] Got it.

1173
00:43:52,323 --> 00:43:54,550
- I'm going to, I'm gonna put it into...

1174
00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,724
Nope, 'cause we've got the fight key here.

1175
00:43:57,724 --> 00:43:59,198
So freeze, I'll put it into freeze

1176
00:43:59,198 --> 00:44:01,092
'cause that's the one that
we don't have that's here.

1177
00:44:01,092 --> 00:44:02,200
- Yeah, I think you put it into freeze,

1178
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,320
and also, and sort of what
Elias is doing right now,

1179
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,910
the time for freezing is over.

1180
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,340
Like, this is, like in
this moment it's like,

1181
00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:10,870
everything that would
have gone to freezing

1182
00:44:10,870 --> 00:44:13,990
is now going to alertness as Anastasia,

1183
00:44:13,990 --> 00:44:15,640
you go up, turn your key.

1184
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,320
Snoop joins our list of skills

1185
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,840
that you can get a plus
four with a single Moxie.

1186
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,832
But I will say that we're
still gonna call that

1187
00:44:21,832 --> 00:44:24,100
a failure on that roll
because you went first here

1188
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,870
so I'm gonna throw these your way.

1189
00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:26,703
- [Trapp] Got it.

1190
00:44:26,703 --> 00:44:28,340
- But it doesn't take
your action to do that

1191
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:29,440
so you can still choose what to do,

1192
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,720
but you're basically looking
at the mist, can't see Madam-

1193
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,223
- [Trapp] I don't see her.
- You don't see Loathing, no.

1194
00:44:33,223 --> 00:44:34,056
- Okay, cool.

1195
00:44:34,056 --> 00:44:36,828
- [Brennan] But you hear
gangsters rushing in and...

1196
00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:39,460
- All right, but I still take a wild swing

1197
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,560
with the copper pipe into the mist where,

1198
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,690
and just sort of hoping I might
blindly hit Loathing here.

1199
00:44:44,690 --> 00:44:49,055
- [Brennan] Hell yeah. Go
ahead and give me a 16 sharp.

1200
00:44:49,055 --> 00:44:50,620
(Siobhan and Trapp laughing)

1201
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,530
- (determined) Fine!
(players laughing)

1202
00:44:52,530 --> 00:44:54,880
I will! That is precisely what I'll do.

1203
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,805
- [Brennan] Hell yeah, hell yeah.

1204
00:44:58,289 --> 00:44:59,172
(Siobhan huffs in frustration)

1205
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:00,930
- That is a seven.

1206
00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:03,790
Does it hit anything
else that isn't Loathing?

1207
00:45:03,790 --> 00:45:05,740
- You do not hit anything.
That is another failure.

1208
00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:06,760
Here's two more Moxie.

1209
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,290
- I'll rack up the Moxie. That's fine.

1210
00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:10,510
- [Hank] Yes, well done.
- Wait, so which...

1211
00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:12,250
Are there any more keys in the air

1212
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,840
from when they went flying?

1213
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,089
- Anastasia has all of them.

1214
00:45:15,089 --> 00:45:17,980
So the only one Loathing
could grab was Ivana's.

1215
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,988
You still have fawn, your own key,

1216
00:45:20,988 --> 00:45:22,840
which you've just used in the station,

1217
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,950
and I think that's it, right?

1218
00:45:23,950 --> 00:45:27,100
- I wanna try and take
care of these gangsters.

1219
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,300
- [Brennan] Hell yeah.

1220
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,888
- And so I'm gonna turn
to the gangsters and say,

1221
00:45:30,888 --> 00:45:33,490
gentlemen, please, there
are ladies present!

1222
00:45:33,490 --> 00:45:35,743
And then just fully flash them.

1223
00:45:35,743 --> 00:45:37,900
(Danielle and Hank laughing)

1224
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:39,860
- [Brennan] Incredible! Go-

1225
00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:41,743
- I got two of them right here!

1226
00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:44,073
(players laughing)

1227
00:45:44,073 --> 00:45:47,920
- Go ahead. I'm gonna
say this is a slick 14.

1228
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,446
- [Alex] Wow!
- Great.

1229
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,621
And you would say that they
generally love my creative

1230
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,870
and or charitable work
in this situation, right?

1231
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,463
- I'm gonna say a fraction of them do.

1232
00:45:58,463 --> 00:46:00,547
- Great, then I get a 16.

1233
00:46:00,547 --> 00:46:03,100
- But a 13 for the rest? So...

1234
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,757
- Great.
- [Brennan] Yes so I will say-

1235
00:46:04,757 --> 00:46:06,340
- I got some of them.
- So I'll say actually,

1236
00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:08,860
for those ones you don't
get, here's a failure token.

1237
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,542
- [Siobhan] Great.
- But you see one of them goes

1238
00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:12,190
wowie wow, wow, wow!

1239
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:14,558
I gotta say, I loved your article!

1240
00:46:14,558 --> 00:46:17,808
(players laughing)

1241
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,720
So a fraction of them
have been peeled away

1242
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,095
and distracted by you.

1243
00:46:21,095 --> 00:46:22,197
- Do we have a rough count?

1244
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,670
- Probably a dozen gangsters
charging this space.

1245
00:46:24,670 --> 00:46:25,510
Yes, absolutely.

1246
00:46:25,510 --> 00:46:28,477
And of those dozen, probably, you know,

1247
00:46:28,477 --> 00:46:32,050
four of them have just
gotten peeled off by Imelda.

1248
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:34,390
- Eyeballs fully bulging.
- [Brennan] Ahooga! Yeah.

1249
00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:36,456
- So I wanna take care
of the gansters as well

1250
00:46:36,456 --> 00:46:37,450
so I'm gonna turn to them and say,

1251
00:46:37,450 --> 00:46:39,550
gentlemen, there are ladies present!

1252
00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:42,555
Check this out! And I also similarly...

1253
00:46:42,555 --> 00:46:45,160
'Cause I've been wearing a
robe this whole time, baby!

1254
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,410
- [Brennan] Just flash your dong?
- Same thing, same move.

1255
00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,826
- All right, incredible.

1256
00:46:48,826 --> 00:46:51,272
Give me slick 14 as well.

1257
00:46:51,272 --> 00:46:53,942
- Oh, great.
- Watch this work.

1258
00:46:53,942 --> 00:46:56,044
- Oh, so close!
- It was so close.

1259
00:46:56,044 --> 00:46:57,580
- [Siobhan] It was so close.
- Six plus four, 10.

1260
00:46:57,580 --> 00:47:01,390
- Okay, so you see that
Imelda flashes her breasts.

1261
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:02,718
People go, wow!

1262
00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:05,263
You flash your hog, and a
bunch of people shoot you.

1263
00:47:05,263 --> 00:47:09,584
(guns firing)
(players laughing)

1264
00:47:09,584 --> 00:47:11,663
(players laughing)

1265
00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,616
(Brennan screaming in horror)
(guns firing)

1266
00:47:13,616 --> 00:47:15,048
- But they're distracted.
- [Brennan] They are.

1267
00:47:15,048 --> 00:47:17,440
- Those are bullets that
are being wasted, right?

1268
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,480
- Yeah, in the sense that your body

1269
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,743
is distracting the bullets
(fast-paced music)

1270
00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:24,460
from hitting other people's vital organs,

1271
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:27,730
yeah, an incredible distraction.

1272
00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:28,810
Let's go ahead-

1273
00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:30,550
- What a hero.
- What a hero.

1274
00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:34,840
They're going to attack you.
I'm gonna need a sturdy 15.

1275
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,423
- Oh yes, with this d6.
- Oh god!

1276
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:37,861
- Let's see how far we get.
- Oh no!

1277
00:47:37,861 --> 00:47:41,500
- Oh, Hank. Worry not.

1278
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,333
- Yeah, you just have to

1279
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,545
explode twice.
- I've got some boxcars

1280
00:47:43,545 --> 00:47:44,894
coming.

1281
00:47:44,894 --> 00:47:45,727
(little bursting sound)
Number six!

1282
00:47:45,727 --> 00:47:47,060
- [Danielle] Oh!
- [Brennan] Okay, it explodes.

1283
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,310
- [Freddie] One explode.
- Gotta get to 14.

1284
00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:49,420
Gotta get to 14.

1285
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:51,548
- This feels like craps.
Everyone's rooting.

1286
00:47:51,548 --> 00:47:53,830
Or except I guess in craps,
people are rooting for you.

1287
00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:56,096
- [Siobhan] Yeah, hm.

1288
00:47:56,096 --> 00:47:56,929
- H'ya!

1289
00:47:56,929 --> 00:47:57,762
(Siobhan shouts)
(little bursting sound)

1290
00:47:57,762 --> 00:47:58,877
- Another six!

1291
00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,195
(players yelling in joy)

1292
00:48:01,195 --> 00:48:03,154
- [Freddie] 12!
(upbeat jazzy music)

1293
00:48:03,154 --> 00:48:04,420
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1294
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:07,690
- Okay, if you roll a one,
it's all for naught. A two...

1295
00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:09,043
This is Box of Doom.
- No if he rolls a one

1296
00:48:09,043 --> 00:48:09,876
he's gonna-
- This is Box of Doom.

1297
00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:10,709
Give me the Box!

1298
00:48:10,709 --> 00:48:11,934
- Box of Doom over here.

1299
00:48:11,934 --> 00:48:13,716
- If you hit a two, it's all different.

1300
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,450
- (blows on dice) I'm not even, nah...

1301
00:48:16,450 --> 00:48:21,310
Well, check my watch. My
heart rate's not even pumping.

1302
00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:22,443
No problem.

1303
00:48:22,443 --> 00:48:23,577
Four, baby!
- Four!

1304
00:48:23,577 --> 00:48:24,907
- Oh my god!
(players cheering)

1305
00:48:24,907 --> 00:48:29,306
All of you in the mist
watch a fleet of gangsters

1306
00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:32,350
shoot Dan Fucks' dick

1307
00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:36,730
and bullets ricochet in all directions.

1308
00:48:36,730 --> 00:48:40,467
- It's so hard!
(players laughing)

1309
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:43,092
- As you see, I'm gonna
say at the last minute

1310
00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:46,444
you push your dick to the side,
and your diamond-hard balls-

1311
00:48:46,444 --> 00:48:48,820
- Yeah, diamond-hard balls, baby!

1312
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:51,215
- [Brennan] Ping, ping,
ping, pang, pang, ping, pang!

1313
00:48:51,215 --> 00:48:53,239
- Dude, roleplaying games are so rad.

1314
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,720
(players laughing)

1315
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,590
- Don't forget your die.

1316
00:48:56,590 --> 00:48:58,344
- [Brennan] Truly unbelievable.
- Oh my god.

1317
00:48:58,344 --> 00:48:59,710
I am flooded with adrenaline.

1318
00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:01,450
- [Brennan] Yeah, un-
(players laughing)

1319
00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:03,010
- Ah, Hank, you didn't believe!

1320
00:49:03,010 --> 00:49:04,870
- I didn't, you're right!

1321
00:49:04,870 --> 00:49:08,020
- I want to intercut that scene

1322
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,000
with the behind-the-scenes footage

1323
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,831
where we're like, are
roleplaying games art?

1324
00:49:11,831 --> 00:49:16,815
(players laughing)

1325
00:49:16,815 --> 00:49:19,255
- Oh my god.

1326
00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:22,138
That's the most unbelievable
thing I've ever seen.

1327
00:49:22,138 --> 00:49:24,632
We're gonna resolve what
everybody else is doing.

1328
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:26,950
So we still have Conrad and The Fix to go.

1329
00:49:26,950 --> 00:49:29,038
- I wanna snoop for Loathing.

1330
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,609
And what's...

1331
00:49:31,609 --> 00:49:33,850
I rolled a four, but there's a,

1332
00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,290
we have an advantage here with Moxie.

1333
00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:37,649
- Yes, so every Moxie, so I said-

1334
00:49:37,649 --> 00:49:38,649
- [Hank] But I don't
know what the check is.

1335
00:49:38,649 --> 00:49:41,500
- The DC, I said before was 14, I believe.

1336
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,722
We'll call it 14 here.

1337
00:49:42,722 --> 00:49:43,660
- That's not, I'm not getting there.

1338
00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:45,145
- Well hold on, that's
not necessarily true.

1339
00:49:45,145 --> 00:49:46,314
- Yeah, you get four per one Moxie.

1340
00:49:46,314 --> 00:49:47,530
- [Trapp] So you get four per one Moxie.

1341
00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:49,087
- I know, but like,

1342
00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:52,012
there are gonna be better opportunities to

1343
00:49:52,012 --> 00:49:52,845
snoop around.
- I don't know, I-

1344
00:49:52,845 --> 00:49:53,678
- [Brennan] It's possible but-
- I think you should

1345
00:49:53,678 --> 00:49:54,686
spend your money.

1346
00:49:54,686 --> 00:49:56,496
- I'm...
- But I am impulsive, so...

1347
00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:58,660
(players laughing)
- I've got so much Moxie,

1348
00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:02,256
and I hate Loathing right now.

1349
00:50:02,256 --> 00:50:04,330
And I just look, you know, I've-

1350
00:50:04,330 --> 00:50:06,670
- So four, so I'll take one from me

1351
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:08,108
and I'll take two from you.

1352
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:12,158
- Cool, and I, (laughs) I yell to The Fix,

1353
00:50:12,158 --> 00:50:13,558
she's not over here!

1354
00:50:13,558 --> 00:50:15,040
(players laughing)

1355
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,777
- Hell yeah, okay, so
you're gonna spend the Moxie

1356
00:50:17,777 --> 00:50:19,175
to get to that 14 snoop check.

1357
00:50:19,175 --> 00:50:20,620
- Okay, let's do it. Hell yeah.

1358
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,600
- You, (mimics pipe swinging)
as you yell that, Hunch,

1359
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,910
you're swinging blindly.

1360
00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:25,930
You hear, cling, and connect.

1361
00:50:25,930 --> 00:50:29,500
A hand grabs the copper pipe.
(player gasps)

1362
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:33,664
And Ivana Popov leans out
of the mist with white eyes.

1363
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,131
- [Siobhan] Oh no!

1364
00:50:35,131 --> 00:50:37,720
- I don't think so, Hunch.
- Mm...

1365
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:41,759
- And she's going to punch
you. She's got a d20 in fight.

1366
00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:42,640
(tense music)
(die taps table)

1367
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,440
That's a natural 20.
- No!

1368
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,000
- [Brennan] That explodes.
- Yeah.

1369
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,557
- [Alex] No.

1370
00:50:47,557 --> 00:50:48,390
(tense music)
(die taps table)

1371
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,762
- That's another natural 20.

1372
00:50:49,762 --> 00:50:51,304
[Siobhan and Danielle] No!

1373
00:50:51,304 --> 00:50:52,305
- [Alex] No!

1374
00:50:52,305 --> 00:50:53,636
- [Hank] What?
(players groaning)

1375
00:50:53,636 --> 00:50:54,469
- [Brennan] Oh no!

1376
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:57,461
- Some truly wild dice rolls this episode.

1377
00:50:58,911 --> 00:51:02,153
- And that's a 19.
- Wow! 20, 20, 19?

1378
00:51:02,153 --> 00:51:03,614
- 59.
- [Brennan] 20-

1379
00:51:03,614 --> 00:51:06,009
- That's the best anybody's
ever rolled in this game!

1380
00:51:06,009 --> 00:51:06,842
- [Brennan] 19,

1381
00:51:06,842 --> 00:51:09,416
she rolls a 50-
- I say, when I'm fighting,

1382
00:51:09,416 --> 00:51:11,516
the name's Stacy Fakename.

1383
00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:13,090
(players laughing)

1384
00:51:13,090 --> 00:51:16,857
Unaware of the pain
that's about to rain down.

1385
00:51:16,857 --> 00:51:21,370
- With a 59 sharp check,
(Siobhan laughing)

1386
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:25,852
the fight response of Elias Hodge comes

1387
00:51:25,852 --> 00:51:27,719
rocketing at you

1388
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,620
for all of this potential.

1389
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,650
You may roll if you so choose.

1390
00:51:32,650 --> 00:51:34,817
- I'm going to try!
- You must try.

1391
00:51:34,817 --> 00:51:37,900
- You miss all the shots you don't take.

1392
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:39,450
Am I rolling sturdy?
- [Brennan] Sturdy.

1393
00:51:39,450 --> 00:51:42,100
- That's my strongest one.
- [Danielle] All right.

1394
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,645
- You just have to do what she just did.

1395
00:51:43,645 --> 00:51:44,870
- I just have to do
exactly what she just did.

1396
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:46,060
- [Hank] Or one better.
- What was the other option?

1397
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:48,190
He's just dead?
(players laughing)

1398
00:51:48,190 --> 00:51:51,280
- We've established the rules
that failing by 10 or more

1399
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,410
doesn't increase the severity.
- [Trapp] Yeah.

1400
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:55,102
- So you're only gonna take
- I'll get a heavy hit.

1401
00:51:55,102 --> 00:51:56,743
- Two out of three on this one.

1402
00:51:56,743 --> 00:51:57,681
- Yeah.

1403
00:51:57,681 --> 00:52:00,284
(cool tense music)

1404
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:01,523
(die rolling)

1405
00:52:02,428 --> 00:52:03,544
(Siobhan laughing)
(nat one sound)

1406
00:52:03,544 --> 00:52:04,800
- [Hank] Is that a one?
- A nat one.

1407
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,046
- [Hank] Oh my god, now what?
- [Alex] Oh no!

1408
00:52:07,046 --> 00:52:08,352
- [Trapp] No, no, wait.
That's a seven, it's a seven.

1409
00:52:08,352 --> 00:52:10,130
- No, it rolled when you hit the table.

1410
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,050
- Oh, did it? (laughing)
- [Hank] Yeah.

1411
00:52:11,050 --> 00:52:13,425
- [Alex] God.
- [Danielle] Yeah.

1412
00:52:13,425 --> 00:52:14,620
- [Brennan] Well...
- [Siobhan] Wow.

1413
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:15,453
- Shit.

1414
00:52:15,453 --> 00:52:18,987
- I think on a nat one versus a 59...

1415
00:52:18,987 --> 00:52:21,730
- (laughing) Is that biggest
spread you've ever seen?

1416
00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:22,855
I feel like that's the biggest spread.

1417
00:52:22,855 --> 00:52:24,757
- That's the biggest spread I've-

1418
00:52:24,757 --> 00:52:27,673
- Can I use any Moxie?
(players laughing)

1419
00:52:27,673 --> 00:52:29,110
- [Freddie] That's the
thing. Do you get a-

1420
00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:32,085
- Does it help that I recover
from injuries more quickly

1421
00:52:32,085 --> 00:52:35,663
and don't suffer lasting
effects from most injuries?

1422
00:52:35,663 --> 00:52:37,960
- I think what I'm going to say here

1423
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,830
is that you are punched
out of the building.

1424
00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:43,360
- Right.
(players laughing)

1425
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,960
- I think that all of you watch

1426
00:52:46,799 --> 00:52:48,926
as Ivana Popov goes,

1427
00:52:48,926 --> 00:52:50,680
(screams) boom!
(bones cracking)

1428
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,900
And all of you watch as the mist parts

1429
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:56,432
and rings of mist come
off as you... (screams)

1430
00:52:56,432 --> 00:52:57,310
(brick wall crumbling)

1431
00:52:57,310 --> 00:53:00,203
You rocket through the
wall down the train yard,

1432
00:53:00,203 --> 00:53:04,720
and I think you go like, a
quarter of a mile down the track

1433
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,940
of (mimics impacts
landing) just eating wood

1434
00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,475
through the rail struts.
- Oh, Jesus Christ!

1435
00:53:08,475 --> 00:53:10,660
(Brennan mimics impacts crashing)

1436
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,970
- You end up there with a,

1437
00:53:12,970 --> 00:53:15,220
like, basically you should be dead.

1438
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:16,630
You're one point away from,

1439
00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:17,890
you should be dead.
- Sure.

1440
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,090
- [Brennan] That's where we're gonna stop.

1441
00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:20,745
The Fix, you get your snoop-

1442
00:53:20,745 --> 00:53:21,910
- Yeah, I took my snoop.

1443
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:25,672
- And you see Madam Loathing
rearing up over Stacy Fakename

1444
00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:28,638
- And you see Madam Loathing
rearing up over Stacy Fakename

1445
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:30,850
who is currently commanding
Elias Hodge in the kiosk.

1446
00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:31,952
- Oh, other Stacy Fakename.

1447
00:53:31,952 --> 00:53:33,479
- Not my fight name, yeah.

1448
00:53:33,479 --> 00:53:36,343
- The real Stacy Fakename.
- This one, not this one

1449
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:39,442
or that one or this one or that one.

1450
00:53:39,442 --> 00:53:42,377
- [Brennan] Okay.
- Does Madam Loathing

1451
00:53:42,377 --> 00:53:44,757
still have a broken arm?
- Unclear.

1452
00:53:44,757 --> 00:53:46,360
- Okay.
- [Brennan] Unclear.

1453
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,224
Here we go. You're gonna take a swing.

1454
00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,590
- Yeah, yeah, I've got a
very large copper pipe,

1455
00:53:50,590 --> 00:53:53,830
and I'm gonna try to
kill this person with it.

1456
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,850
- Okay, it's opposed rolls.

1457
00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:57,537
I'll roll in front of the board here.

1458
00:53:57,537 --> 00:54:00,220
She's got a d12 in sturdy.

1459
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:01,900
She hits an eight.

1460
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,630
- I hit, I mean, there's a
world in which that's an eight,

1461
00:54:04,630 --> 00:54:07,900
but it is a three and that's plus two.

1462
00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,700
- You take a swing, whoosh.

1463
00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:13,810
She (grunts) ducks out of
the way, spins it around.

1464
00:54:13,810 --> 00:54:18,810
Oh, Fix, you didn't want
this dance, I promise you.

1465
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:24,296
You know, you're something of
a simple function, aren't you.

1466
00:54:24,296 --> 00:54:25,129
(suspenseful music)

1467
00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:28,480
Always much better as a puppet.

1468
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,900
Maybe you should just do as you're told.

1469
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:33,953
Conrad, that's gonna be you.

1470
00:54:33,953 --> 00:54:36,455
- What's going on on the oculus?

1471
00:54:36,455 --> 00:54:39,563
- Give me a snoop. Call
it a difficulty eight.

1472
00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,850
- Nine.

1473
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:46,060
- As you look at the oculus,
you see Elias turn a corner

1474
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:49,474
and run right into Mr. Henry.

1475
00:54:49,474 --> 00:54:50,307
- Oh.

1476
00:54:50,307 --> 00:54:53,172
- You see Mr. Henry right
there in front of him,

1477
00:54:53,172 --> 00:54:55,838
and you see Henry...

1478
00:54:56,755 --> 00:54:58,738
put a meaty hand

1479
00:54:58,738 --> 00:55:01,540
on the big guy's shoulder and grin.

1480
00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:04,570
Time warps around you, Conrad,

1481
00:55:04,570 --> 00:55:08,020
as you see Mr. Henry speaking going,

1482
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:12,798
(echoing, speaking slowly)
there's our special guy.

1483
00:55:12,798 --> 00:55:17,045
Oh, Mr. Hodge, where are
you going in such a hurry?

1484
00:55:17,045 --> 00:55:19,778
Oh, Mr. Hodge, where are
you going in such a hurry?

1485
00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:23,950
- And you see Stacy at the thing
go, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

1486
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:28,537
Suddenly not able to
function. The pressure...

1487
00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:30,004
- [Danielle] Fuck.
- [Alex] Oh, no, no, no.

1488
00:55:30,004 --> 00:55:32,170
Okay, okay, um...
(pressure ramping up)

1489
00:55:32,170 --> 00:55:33,003
- [Brennan] Conrad.

1490
00:55:33,003 --> 00:55:37,440
- Conrad isn't sure if there's
people behind Mr. Henry,

1491
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,181
but seeing all this, he takes his key

1492
00:55:40,181 --> 00:55:42,715
and he puts it into the fight response.

1493
00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:47,272
- All of you watch a gleaming
silver key surge forward.

1494
00:55:47,272 --> 00:55:49,210
Conrad runs up.

1495
00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:53,380
As Conrad runs up, puts it
into the fight response. Boom!

1496
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:56,893
As you do so, you see Elias...

1497
00:55:56,893 --> 00:55:57,812
(gasps)

1498
00:55:57,812 --> 00:56:00,088
reach out.

1499
00:56:00,088 --> 00:56:01,329
(tense music)

1500
00:56:01,329 --> 00:56:02,461
(punch landing)

1501
00:56:02,461 --> 00:56:06,211
(players laughing in satisfaction)

1502
00:56:06,211 --> 00:56:09,850
Boom! Mr. Henry, koo, goes back.

1503
00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:13,641
Pure conscience, and you watch

1504
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,507
as Ivana turns to you.

1505
00:56:15,507 --> 00:56:19,030
And with the power of that
key, (mimics energy bursting)

1506
00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:23,320
the white leaves her
eyes as she... (grunts)

1507
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,600
Your key undid what happened to Justin

1508
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,820
and it undoes what happened to Ivana.

1509
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:31,470
Elias, the big guy fucking
knocks out Henry in one punch.

1510
00:56:31,470 --> 00:56:33,853
Elias, the big guy fucking
knocks out Henry in one punch.

1511
00:56:33,853 --> 00:56:36,820
And Hunch, you pull your head up,

1512
00:56:36,820 --> 00:56:38,800
pull splinters out of your teeth,

1513
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,105
and hear, choo-choo!
(train whistle howling)

1514
00:56:43,105 --> 00:56:44,280
(Brennan mimics trains arriving)

1515
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,952
Trains, dozens of trains,
hundreds of trains.

1516
00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:51,169
(Brennan mimics trains chugging)

1517
00:56:51,169 --> 00:56:54,392
- My god, the greatest
pleasure is punching your boss.

1518
00:56:54,392 --> 00:56:58,642
(players laughing)

1519
00:56:58,642 --> 00:57:01,863
- At the front of the
train, Dan, you whip around

1520
00:57:01,863 --> 00:57:04,960
with your diamond-hard
nutsack swinging in the wind.

1521
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,395
And as you do, you turn out to look.

1522
00:57:07,395 --> 00:57:09,400
The steam and mist parts.

1523
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,620
As it does, you see at the head engine,

1524
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,000
you see these trains.
(energetic music)

1525
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,815
They have ropes around them
to tie extra cargo to the top,

1526
00:57:17,815 --> 00:57:21,700
tons of endorphins and serotonin
and adrenaline, oxytocin,

1527
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,350
everything under the sun!

1528
00:57:23,350 --> 00:57:25,870
All of these different
hormones and neurotransmitters,

1529
00:57:25,870 --> 00:57:28,930
pleasures that Hodge hasn't
known in a generation.

1530
00:57:28,930 --> 00:57:31,840
And at the very front of the
train, leaping to the top,

1531
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,448
ripping his uniform off,
(clothes ripping)

1532
00:57:33,448 --> 00:57:34,831
jacked as hell,

1533
00:57:34,831 --> 00:57:37,640
Wilton starts waving the flag.
(players cheering)

1534
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,478
- Here comes the revolution!
(players laughing)

1535
00:57:40,478 --> 00:57:43,637
♪ Do you hear the testicles sing ♪

1536
00:57:43,637 --> 00:57:46,520
♪ Singing the song of swollen balls ♪

1537
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,054
(players laughing)
- Wilton, my brother!

1538
00:57:49,054 --> 00:57:53,663
- Vive la révolution! And...
(players laughing)

1539
00:57:53,663 --> 00:57:57,085
And all of these trains
pull into the station.

1540
00:57:57,085 --> 00:58:00,190
The mist parts and as it
does, the fight continues.

1541
00:58:00,190 --> 00:58:02,320
However, everyone's taken an action

1542
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,600
so unfortunately now...
- No!

1543
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,460
- [Brennan] We go back
to the villains' turn.

1544
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:08,320
- Does that, do any of these endorphins

1545
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,340
bring the pressure down?

1546
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,410
- I think, Hunch, you were
like a billion miles away.

1547
00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:14,383
You can just grab on to one
of these trains and like,

1548
00:58:14,383 --> 00:58:16,364
zoom back towards the fight.

1549
00:58:16,364 --> 00:58:20,870
Go ahead and give me a
sturdy roll on behalf,

1550
00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:23,650
basically, of Elias to
try and settle down.

1551
00:58:23,650 --> 00:58:25,652
- Okay.

1552
00:58:25,652 --> 00:58:26,980
(die rolling)

1553
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:31,249
That is an eight, and
what's the, how much Moxie?

1554
00:58:31,249 --> 00:58:33,568
There's no sturdy Moxie bonus right now.

1555
00:58:33,568 --> 00:58:35,320
- There's no sturdy Moxie bonus right now.

1556
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,478
- Fuck it, we'll keep it
at eight. That's fine.

1557
00:58:36,478 --> 00:58:39,457
- [Brennan] Keep it at eight
so it's gonna come down 20.

1558
00:58:39,457 --> 00:58:40,290
- [Trapp] Okay.

1559
00:58:40,290 --> 00:58:41,440
- So the pressure continues to come down.

1560
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,157
His heart is going a million
miles as he, (pants) boom!

1561
00:58:45,157 --> 00:58:46,990
As he socks Mr. Henry in the face.

1562
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:49,063
Now, unfortunately, it's
gonna be our villains,

1563
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,527
then it's gonna go back to all of you.

1564
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:54,490
- And then is there an
advantage for a different roll

1565
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:56,865
for the key that's in-
- [Hank] For the sharp.

1566
00:58:56,865 --> 00:58:58,553
- The new key?
- [Danielle] Mm.

1567
00:58:58,553 --> 00:58:59,386
- [Brennan] Oh.
- [Siobhan] Oh, yes.

1568
00:58:59,386 --> 00:59:01,780
- Conrad's key is in fight so.
- [Siobhan] In fight.

1569
00:59:01,780 --> 00:59:03,408
- Let me ask you this.

1570
00:59:03,408 --> 00:59:05,657
So you triggered the fight response there.

1571
00:59:05,657 --> 00:59:09,053
Do you want to give your
bonus to fight right now

1572
00:59:09,053 --> 00:59:13,630
or do you want to give your
bonus to maybe something else.

1573
00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:14,663
Something mysterious.
- Uh...

1574
00:59:14,663 --> 00:59:15,496
- [Brennan] Maybe something that's like,

1575
00:59:15,496 --> 00:59:17,129
this console has never even had before.

1576
00:59:17,129 --> 00:59:18,145
- Whoa.

1577
00:59:18,145 --> 00:59:20,462
- Uh, sure, let's go mystery.

1578
00:59:20,462 --> 00:59:22,832
(Trapp laughing)
- You go mystery,

1579
00:59:22,832 --> 00:59:27,250
and we will resolve that when
it is our PIs' next turn.

1580
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:29,555
But for now, we gotta
have our villains go.

1581
00:59:29,555 --> 00:59:30,588
- Yeah.
- So,

1582
00:59:30,588 --> 00:59:32,770
first things first, these gangsters

1583
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,538
are gonna keep trying
to shoot your dick off.

1584
00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,320
- Oh, haha, you've seen what
happened the first time.

1585
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,836
Back for round two, boys.

1586
00:59:38,836 --> 00:59:40,186
(Danielle laughing)

1587
00:59:40,186 --> 00:59:42,437
- So this is another 14.

1588
00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:44,286
Go ahead and give me your sturdy check.

1589
00:59:44,286 --> 00:59:45,119
(Siobhan chuckles)

1590
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:46,573
- I don't think that's
going to happen again.

1591
00:59:46,573 --> 00:59:48,174
- Well, we'll see, we'll see.
- Oh, it seems unlikely.

1592
00:59:48,174 --> 00:59:49,060
- [Brennan] But it's pretty-

1593
00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:52,164
You've taken all of their
fire from everything else.

1594
00:59:52,164 --> 00:59:52,997
(die rolling)

1595
00:59:52,997 --> 00:59:55,294
- It's one.
- One!

1596
00:59:55,294 --> 00:59:56,127
- One.
- [Danielle] Fuck!

1597
00:59:56,127 --> 00:59:57,280
- Okay, so-
- Hold on, hold on.

1598
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,283
I might be able to spend some Moxie?

1599
00:59:59,283 --> 01:00:00,700
No, no, no, no. I don't think so.

1600
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,193
Two? Eh, eh?

1601
01:00:02,193 --> 01:00:03,026
Sturdy, I don't have sturdy.

1602
01:00:03,026 --> 01:00:03,859
All right, it's fine. It's fine.

1603
01:00:03,859 --> 01:00:07,273
- You turn around to see
the revolution coming,

1604
01:00:07,273 --> 01:00:09,672
- You turn around to see
the revolution coming,

1605
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:10,930
every kind of pleasure.

1606
01:00:10,930 --> 01:00:14,110
Who knew? You look at Conrad
turning this key of conscience.

1607
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:19,110
Who knew that doing the right
thing could feel this good.

1608
01:00:19,164 --> 01:00:21,675
And as you turn your back,
the gangsters unload.

1609
01:00:21,675 --> 01:00:22,508
(gunshots blasting)

1610
01:00:22,508 --> 01:00:25,180
- Oh, this was a mistake!
(players laughing)

1611
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:27,113
As they unload,
(ball sliding on a track)

1612
01:00:27,113 --> 01:00:30,761
Don Avaricci steps right next to you.

1613
01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:31,844
(somber piano music)

1614
01:00:31,844 --> 01:00:36,738
Gun drawn, he says, we coulda
had something great, Fucks.

1615
01:00:36,738 --> 01:00:40,990
And instead you had to
go and get a big heart.

1616
01:00:40,990 --> 01:00:44,200
Shoulda kept it as big, old balls.

1617
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,880
And he points his gun down,

1618
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,120
and he's gonna roll a sharp check.

1619
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,652
That is an eight plus four,
which is going to be a 12.

1620
01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:54,901
Go ahead and give me a sturdy check.

1621
01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,170
(die rolling)

1622
01:00:56,170 --> 01:00:57,850
- Five.
- Oof.

1623
01:00:57,850 --> 01:01:01,210
- Having sustained a
heavy injury before...

1624
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:02,500
- Have I?

1625
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,333
- Well, you just got
shot by a bunch of shots.

1626
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:04,780
- [Trapp] You just got shot.
- Oh yeah, I did, yes.

1627
01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:07,304
I have. I was shot many times.

1628
01:01:07,304 --> 01:01:08,481
(ball sliding on a track)

1629
01:01:08,481 --> 01:01:09,723
- [Hank] Now, that's kind of...

1630
01:01:09,723 --> 01:01:11,573
(ball clunks)
- [Brennan] Hm?

1631
01:01:11,573 --> 01:01:13,125
- Oh, just feels like a little bit...

1632
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,183
(players laughing)

1633
01:01:14,183 --> 01:01:17,165
- Oh, not, not...
- Oh, great. (laughing)

1634
01:01:17,165 --> 01:01:19,643
- All of you watch the trains coming.

1635
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:24,629
Conrad, you turn to look
and you see Don Avaricci

1636
01:01:24,629 --> 01:01:27,370
(gun firing)
fire. (grunts)

1637
01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:32,370
Dan, you fall to the floor.
(mimics body falling heavily)

1638
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,291
As you fall,

1639
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:39,274
(gasps) you feel blood
seeping out through your body.

1640
01:01:40,962 --> 01:01:44,637
You feel a little square in your coat,

1641
01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:46,320
You feel a little square in your coat,

1642
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,428
a little piece of paper

1643
01:01:47,428 --> 01:01:50,136
that you can see is soaking up the blood

1644
01:01:50,136 --> 01:01:53,644
and you look down and see the words,

1645
01:01:53,644 --> 01:01:55,485
please reconsider.

1646
01:01:58,244 --> 01:01:59,674
- (sorrowfully) Dan!

1647
01:02:00,607 --> 01:02:04,960
- Dan, with what strength you have left,

1648
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,150
is there anything you say in this moment.

1649
01:02:07,150 --> 01:02:09,228
- Conrad, you little shit, get over here!

1650
01:02:09,228 --> 01:02:11,440
(players laughing)

1651
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,577
Oh, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on.

1652
01:02:12,577 --> 01:02:13,580
- Okay, okay, okay!
- Wait, wait.

1653
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:15,044
Wait, wait, no, no,
no. They want you dead.

1654
01:02:15,044 --> 01:02:17,100
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Stay hidden!

1655
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,380
And that's the, I revise
my previous statement!

1656
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:23,650
Stay hidden. (death gurgles)

1657
01:02:23,650 --> 01:02:25,585
- You watch Dan Fucks

1658
01:02:25,585 --> 01:02:27,748
actually give you a piece
of advice to protect you.

1659
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:30,239
Tells you to stay.
(players laughing)

1660
01:02:30,239 --> 01:02:32,881
Tells you to stay hidden as you (gasps)

1661
01:02:32,881 --> 01:02:35,789
feel your last gasps

1662
01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:37,560
as all of you watch with horror

1663
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,497
as Dan falls to the ground, blood pooling.

1664
01:02:40,497 --> 01:02:43,780
Madam Loathing whips around with the key

1665
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:47,080
and is gonna go for The Fix.

1666
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:47,913
She's gonna roll,

1667
01:02:47,913 --> 01:02:49,865
and this is gonna be a
sturdy check from you.

1668
01:02:49,865 --> 01:02:51,070
She's gonna roll in front of the board.

1669
01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:53,289
She adds plus four to this.

1670
01:02:53,289 --> 01:02:55,120
(gasps) She only rolls
a four. That's an eight.

1671
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,525
- I mean, there's every...

1672
01:02:56,525 --> 01:02:58,053
(clears throat) Anyway.

1673
01:02:58,053 --> 01:02:59,100
11!

1674
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:00,107
- [Brennan] 11!
- 12!

1675
01:03:00,107 --> 01:03:01,600
[Hank, Freddie, and Brennan] 12!

1676
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,510
- She comes at you with a key and says,

1677
01:03:04,510 --> 01:03:07,797
do what you were meant to do, Fix, serve!

1678
01:03:07,797 --> 01:03:10,300
And, rah! The key goes
right for your chest.

1679
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:12,250
You, whoom, zip out of the way

1680
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,245
with this copper pipe in front of you.

1681
01:03:14,245 --> 01:03:18,310
With that, Ivana goes to
leap in front of Stacy,

1682
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:20,392
towards the booth there.

1683
01:03:20,392 --> 01:03:23,003
You hear shouting up from the bell tower

1684
01:03:23,003 --> 01:03:25,690
as it sounds like Lance is
just firing at gangsters

1685
01:03:25,690 --> 01:03:28,660
down in the street that are
trying to join their boss.

1686
01:03:28,660 --> 01:03:30,070
You hear the sound of
the people behind you

1687
01:03:30,070 --> 01:03:31,360
rushing up from the train station.

1688
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,570
And with that, Justin
is gonna actually leap

1689
01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:36,100
at Madam Loathing as well.
(tense combat music)

1690
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,390
Justin's gonna roll.

1691
01:03:37,390 --> 01:03:40,167
He gets a six.
- Good boy, Justin!

1692
01:03:40,167 --> 01:03:42,947
- She's gonna roll her sturdy.

1693
01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:43,780
(die rolling)

1694
01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:46,180
She gets a 12 which explodes.

1695
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,050
Three.
- [Trapp] Stop it.

1696
01:03:47,050 --> 01:03:49,057
- She (grunts) swats the dog away,

1697
01:03:49,057 --> 01:03:50,901
and Justin hits the
ground (pained wailing)

1698
01:03:50,901 --> 01:03:52,520
and skids off a little bit.

1699
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,279
She turns around, all of
you, why are you doing this?

1700
01:03:56,279 --> 01:03:57,829
She turns around, all of
you, why are you doing this?

1701
01:03:57,829 --> 01:04:02,200
Don't you understand?
We're a miserable wretch!

1702
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:06,262
Toiling away, unloved, unworthy.

1703
01:04:06,262 --> 01:04:09,552
Don't you understand
that all of our misery

1704
01:04:09,552 --> 01:04:13,120
comes from who we actually are.

1705
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,186
This is our key out of being this person.

1706
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:19,780
This is our key out of being this person.

1707
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:22,960
This gleaming white key
glows in front of you.

1708
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,270
Dan bleeds on the floor.

1709
01:04:25,270 --> 01:04:29,332
Madam Loathing rears up
to this enormous height.

1710
01:04:31,570 --> 01:04:35,260
It is once again all of your turns.

1711
01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:37,582
- Thanks for catching all those bullets.

1712
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,190
(players laughing)

1713
01:04:39,190 --> 01:04:41,440
- Everyone's just like,
busy reloading right now.

1714
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,450
- Do we resolve the mystery key first

1715
01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:44,650
or do we take our turns first?

1716
01:04:44,650 --> 01:04:49,620
- I'm gonna ask us to go in
reverse order of our sneak dice.

1717
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:52,110
Who has the lowest sneak dice here?

1718
01:04:52,110 --> 01:04:53,290
- I'm four.
- D4.

1719
01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:56,230
So Fix, you're gonna be first to act here.

1720
01:04:56,230 --> 01:04:58,210
- I'm in combat with Loathing so I-

1721
01:04:58,210 --> 01:04:59,650
- [Brennan] Yeah.
- I feel like

1722
01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:02,200
I'm not thinking, not
talking, just fighting.

1723
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,293
- Hell yeah. Go ahead, give me...

1724
01:05:04,293 --> 01:05:06,820
I'll tell the roll you
need to beat for her.

1725
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,517
She rolls a three on sturdy.

1726
01:05:08,517 --> 01:05:09,406
- Mm!
- Okay.

1727
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:11,991
- [Brennan] But it's snap
decision so you gotta...

1728
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:12,850
(die rolling)

1729
01:05:12,850 --> 01:05:16,240
- Well, I rolled a four.
(players laughing)

1730
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,260
- So you, crack!
(metal clangs)

1731
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:20,890
She takes another light
injury. She stumbles away.

1732
01:05:20,890 --> 01:05:23,530
And I will say here, on this light injury

1733
01:05:23,530 --> 01:05:26,195
you can leave the injury or
you can translate the injury

1734
01:05:26,195 --> 01:05:28,535
into potentially disarming
her if you would like to.

1735
01:05:28,535 --> 01:05:30,460
- [Hank] Of the key.
- Of the key, yes.

1736
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,230
- Hm.

1737
01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:34,180
I would like to get that key.

1738
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,540
- Fix, you kick off, bam,
hit her long, clawed hand.

1739
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:40,030
Clang, the white key flies up

1740
01:05:40,030 --> 01:05:42,310
and you snatch it out of the air.

1741
01:05:42,310 --> 01:05:43,660
- How far away from the switchboard am I?

1742
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:45,190
- She was right over it so you're like,

1743
01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:46,430
right next to it, essentially.

1744
01:05:46,430 --> 01:05:48,310
- Okay.
- You grab the white key.

1745
01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:51,970
Holding it in your hand,
you feel its reverberation.

1746
01:05:51,970 --> 01:05:55,795
- Do I have the action
enough to all in one motion

1747
01:05:55,795 --> 01:05:57,028
(epic movement mouth sounds)

1748
01:05:57,028 --> 01:06:00,912
- If you were to put this
into the switchboard,

1749
01:06:00,912 --> 01:06:01,787
(fast tense music)

1750
01:06:01,787 --> 01:06:02,719
it would...

1751
01:06:02,719 --> 01:06:04,570
- [Trapp] Take over Elias'-
- Take over.

1752
01:06:04,570 --> 01:06:08,924
It would take over, but
maybe you would be able to

1753
01:06:08,924 --> 01:06:10,898
run this mind,

1754
01:06:10,898 --> 01:06:14,048
eliminate all distraction forever.

1755
01:06:14,048 --> 01:06:14,881
(Danielle gasps)

1756
01:06:14,881 --> 01:06:17,406
(Siobhan making concerned sounds)
- A mind of perfect

1757
01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:21,247
focus, undivided attention,

1758
01:06:21,247 --> 01:06:24,692
endless fixation only on the
objects of your interest.

1759
01:06:24,692 --> 01:06:26,567
endless fixation only on the
objects of your interest.

1760
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,200
- He thinks about that for a second.

1761
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,900
For a fraction of a second.
There aren't very many seconds.

1762
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,540
Hm, that's not my job.

1763
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,340
- Incredible. You hold the key.

1764
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:39,155
Loathing screeches and-

1765
01:06:39,155 --> 01:06:40,748
(Hank swallows)
(Brennan laughing)

1766
01:06:40,748 --> 01:06:41,581
- [Danielle] No!

1767
01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:44,410
- He does eat a lot of weird
stuff. He did say that.

1768
01:06:44,410 --> 01:06:49,337
- You swallow it and feel it
deposit right in your craw.

1769
01:06:49,337 --> 01:06:50,558
(players laughing)

1770
01:06:50,558 --> 01:06:51,737
- [Trapp] Craw.
- [Danielle] Craw.

1771
01:06:51,737 --> 01:06:52,990
- [Trapp] Bird facts.
- [Brennan] Bird facts.

1772
01:06:52,990 --> 01:06:54,739
- I didn't know people had those.

1773
01:06:54,739 --> 01:06:55,739
(players laughing)

1774
01:06:55,739 --> 01:06:57,550
- [Brennan] Incredible,
anyone have a d8 sneak?

1775
01:06:57,550 --> 01:06:58,990
- I have a d8 sneak.

1776
01:06:58,990 --> 01:07:01,155
- Hunch, that's gonna be you.
You're riding the train up.

1777
01:07:01,155 --> 01:07:02,980
You get to the steps.

1778
01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:05,781
You see there's Don Avaricci with a gun,

1779
01:07:05,781 --> 01:07:07,985
still some gangsters, the
ones that just shot Dan,

1780
01:07:07,985 --> 01:07:10,450
and then Madam Self Loathing
who's partially injured

1781
01:07:10,450 --> 01:07:12,820
but still in combat with The Fix.

1782
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,880
- Can I do a snoop check to see

1783
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,258
if there's any fun goodies
on the train I'm riding?

1784
01:07:18,258 --> 01:07:20,085
(Freddie laughing)
- Ooh!

1785
01:07:20,085 --> 01:07:23,620
- I'm looking for maybe
adrenaline to speed up my friends.

1786
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:27,280
I'm looking for maybe some
cold steaks to help Dan.

1787
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,540
I'm looking for...
(Freddie laughing)

1788
01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:30,610
I'm looking for any, like,
(Hank squelches steaks)

1789
01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:32,050
I don't know what's on these trains,

1790
01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:33,700
but let's see what's gonna be in there.

1791
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:35,411
- Give me a snoop check.
We'll call it snoop six.

1792
01:07:35,411 --> 01:07:37,113
- Okay.

1793
01:07:37,113 --> 01:07:40,234
(tense music)

1794
01:07:40,234 --> 01:07:43,448
That is a 12.
- Hell yes.

1795
01:07:43,448 --> 01:07:44,620
You see there's a bunch of adrenaline.

1796
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:47,200
If you wanna just grab this
adrenaline and take off with it,

1797
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,580
absolutely, you can do that.

1798
01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:50,645
- Okay, can I have grab the adrenaline

1799
01:07:50,645 --> 01:07:54,820
and just stick it in my own
thigh and just, and I'm, and-

1800
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:57,280
- Yeah, give me a sturdy check

1801
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,963
to see how much adrenaline
you can metabolize.

1802
01:07:59,963 --> 01:08:02,413
(players laughing)

1803
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:08,723
- That is a three.
(Brennan laughing)

1804
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:09,558
- Shit.

1805
01:08:09,558 --> 01:08:11,966
- That is a three. Okay, great.

1806
01:08:11,966 --> 01:08:15,812
So I'm gonna say that on
a three you feel yourself

1807
01:08:15,812 --> 01:08:16,953
(feral goblin noises)

1808
01:08:16,953 --> 01:08:19,750
start to bug out, but I'll say
the way we'll resolve this is

1809
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,960
rather than you like,
hulking out and becoming,

1810
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,277
you know, like getting a d20 sharp check,

1811
01:08:25,277 --> 01:08:27,160
I think that failure
means that your system

1812
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,943
begins to become overwhelmed.

1813
01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:29,868
(Trapp laughing)

1814
01:08:29,868 --> 01:08:33,299
And we're just gonna go
ahead and start to...

1815
01:08:33,299 --> 01:08:34,240
(Trapp laughing)

1816
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,230
Hold on one second.
- [Danielle] Oh, damn.

1817
01:08:37,450 --> 01:08:40,001
- Here we go. Hold on.

1818
01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:41,410
(balls clunking, some going off the rails)

1819
01:08:41,410 --> 01:08:42,670
- [Hank] Oh god, they couldn't handle it.

1820
01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:43,660
- [Brennan] Couldn't handle.

1821
01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:45,070
Yeah, the one that fell
in the cracks, that one,

1822
01:08:45,070 --> 01:08:46,420
that one's gone.
- That's gone. It's too much.

1823
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:47,770
- [Brennan] Too much

1824
01:08:47,770 --> 01:08:49,000
- [Brennan] So you're
like (feral goblin noises)

1825
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,770
just start to be filled with Moxie.

1826
01:08:50,770 --> 01:08:52,822
- Sure.
- [Brennan] Incredible.

1827
01:08:52,822 --> 01:08:54,130
And you can charge up the steps.

1828
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:54,963
- Great.

1829
01:08:54,963 --> 01:08:56,260
- As you charge up, we're gonna move on.

1830
01:08:56,260 --> 01:08:58,240
Who has a d10 sneak?

1831
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,400
Right here? Cool.

1832
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,987
What is Imelda gonna do?
- My god.

1833
01:09:05,116 --> 01:09:07,720
Well, I'm standing here
still like this, but-

1834
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,894
- And you've got these four gangsters

1835
01:09:08,894 --> 01:09:09,949
that are just big fans of yours.

1836
01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:11,310
- And I got these four gangsters.

1837
01:09:11,310 --> 01:09:12,490
You know what I'm gonna do?

1838
01:09:12,490 --> 01:09:13,780
I'm gonna say to them,

1839
01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:15,820
you don't wanna work for this guy, right?

1840
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:18,910
You could work for one of
the top dogs in the city.

1841
01:09:18,910 --> 01:09:20,665
- Give me-
- If you just take him out.

1842
01:09:20,665 --> 01:09:25,240
- Give me a slick. Give me slick nine.

1843
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,200
- [Trapp] We know they're greedy.

1844
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,650
- That's a 25.
(Brennan laughing)

1845
01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:30,668
No, a 23.
- [Freddie] Nice!

1846
01:09:30,668 --> 01:09:34,270
- 100% of them say, hey, you're right!

1847
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,980
Let's kill our old buddies!

1848
01:09:35,980 --> 01:09:37,300
And turn around
(quick gun fire blasting)

1849
01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:40,330
and just open fire on the other gangsters.

1850
01:09:40,330 --> 01:09:42,520
One of them says, should
we talk about payment now?

1851
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,030
And they say, no, no, no,
gauche. Talk about it later.

1852
01:09:45,030 --> 01:09:47,548
(players laughing)

1853
01:09:47,548 --> 01:09:50,268
- And then I wanna yell up,

1854
01:09:50,268 --> 01:09:52,918
to my f- to my fiance,
(Brennan laughing)

1855
01:09:52,918 --> 01:09:54,593
uh, hey, H. V.

1856
01:09:54,593 --> 01:09:56,380
- What's that?
- Just so you know,

1857
01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:58,257
I'm gonna need this to
be an open relationship.

1858
01:09:58,257 --> 01:10:00,670
I am a woman that can't be tamed.

1859
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:03,940
- You see he says, well,
(laughing) the joke's on you.

1860
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:07,617
My kink is being incredibly
suspicious of my partner!

1861
01:10:07,617 --> 01:10:08,450
(players laughing)

1862
01:10:08,450 --> 01:10:10,180
- You're perfect!
- You're perfect!

1863
01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:12,630
- Get down here and help this man up!

1864
01:10:12,630 --> 01:10:15,730
And I'm gonna get him to come
and try and help heal Dan.

1865
01:10:15,730 --> 01:10:17,530
- Okay, so H. V. starts to run down.

1866
01:10:17,530 --> 01:10:20,110
I'm gonna make, go ahead and
give me a d20 fight check

1867
01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,540
for your gangsters versus a
d20 from the other gangsters.

1868
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:23,470
- [Siobhan] Oh, great.

1869
01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:25,545
- They got a nat 20!

1870
01:10:25,545 --> 01:10:26,717
- I got a nat five!

1871
01:10:26,717 --> 01:10:28,297
- Okay, so they start opening fire.

1872
01:10:28,297 --> 01:10:30,280
(mimics gunshots) The
other guys dive for cover.

1873
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,080
That's really their
sturdy check, essentially.

1874
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,180
You see H. V. says, I'm coming down.

1875
01:10:34,180 --> 01:10:36,430
Oh, we got another one incoming, though.

1876
01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:39,265
You see the doors open.
(retro-futuristic music)

1877
01:10:39,265 --> 01:10:41,623
And I'm gonna say, Hunch,

1878
01:10:41,623 --> 01:10:45,540
you do find some cold, you
do find some cold steaks.

1879
01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:47,762
- Oh, great.
- On that train as well.

1880
01:10:47,762 --> 01:10:51,110
As you rush up to Dan's
side, you see another figure

1881
01:10:51,110 --> 01:10:55,270
burst in through the door
rushing into Oblongata Station

1882
01:10:55,270 --> 01:10:58,528
running to Dan on the ground, sliding in.

1883
01:10:58,528 --> 01:10:59,361
(skidding)

1884
01:10:59,361 --> 01:11:02,320
A man slides in next to
you as you have the steaks,

1885
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,790
grabs Dan's hand as you begin

1886
01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:05,758
to put them on the bullet wounds.

1887
01:11:05,758 --> 01:11:09,550
And Dan, in your last moments
you see a face swim into focus

1888
01:11:09,550 --> 01:11:13,554
and go, I told you you'd
never see me again.

1889
01:11:13,554 --> 01:11:14,740
(Freddie and Trapp laughing)

1890
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:18,238
Takes your hand. (spits repeatedly)

1891
01:11:18,238 --> 01:11:19,987
(players laughing)

1892
01:11:19,987 --> 01:11:22,882
And starts to spit in your hand.

1893
01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:25,270
And I'm gonna say, give
me one more sturdy check.

1894
01:11:25,270 --> 01:11:27,494
- Sure.
- [Brennan] Difficulty of,

1895
01:11:27,494 --> 01:11:30,169
difficulty 10 for Dan.

1896
01:11:30,169 --> 01:11:32,380
- Great, I've been doing so
bad at these sturdy checks,

1897
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:34,180
but let's see if this does any better.

1898
01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:37,300
That's a three, but I have so much Mo-

1899
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:39,640
Is it still four to one?

1900
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,860
For sturdy, unfortunately
yes, it's still four to one.

1901
01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:44,470
- Let's see what we got.
I need to get seven?

1902
01:11:44,470 --> 01:11:45,310
I don't think I have 20 of 'em.

1903
01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,143
- [Freddie] Wait, can I give you?

1904
01:11:46,143 --> 01:11:47,380
Wait, wait, wait, I can
give you sage motivator.

1905
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:49,930
The pep talk I gave you
in this very moment.

1906
01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:53,134
- I can create four Moxie
for you. Would that help?

1907
01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:53,967
- I can give a plus one.

1908
01:11:53,967 --> 01:11:56,140
- No, I need like, 10 more Moxie maybe.

1909
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:58,360
- So I'll say, so you lean down.

1910
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,510
This guy starts spitting
into your hand. (spitting)

1911
01:12:01,510 --> 01:12:02,740
You see he holds your hand

1912
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,410
as the steaks are put on
your body and he leans in.

1913
01:12:04,410 --> 01:12:08,810
He goes, Dan, stay with us.

1914
01:12:08,810 --> 01:12:10,185
The city needs you.

1915
01:12:10,185 --> 01:12:13,690
You're our emergency mayor.
(Freddie and Hank laughing)

1916
01:12:13,690 --> 01:12:14,560
Stay with me, buddy.

1917
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,260
You feel you have some weak
ability to respond to him.

1918
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:21,250
- Mm, I have no regrets.
I die with no regrets.

1919
01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:23,470
A life well lived. A life well lived.

1920
01:12:23,470 --> 01:12:25,710
- I pour the room-temperature
vodka over his wounds.

1921
01:12:25,710 --> 01:12:27,310
- [Freddie] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Just doctoring.

1922
01:12:27,310 --> 01:12:30,000
- Very stinging. Ow!
- It's good for ya!

1923
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,842
(players laughing)

1924
01:12:30,842 --> 01:12:31,966
I slap him across the face
(rhythmic slapping)

1925
01:12:31,966 --> 01:12:32,799
a couple times.

1926
01:12:32,799 --> 01:12:36,441
- You see the guy says, don't
slap him. That's my son.

1927
01:12:36,441 --> 01:12:39,596
(players laughing from shock)

1928
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:41,110
- We're gonna get you back home.

1929
01:12:41,110 --> 01:12:44,456
You and me and Donna all
together for Christmas again.

1930
01:12:44,456 --> 01:12:46,214
(Freddie laughing at his new papa)

1931
01:12:46,214 --> 01:12:48,258
- I would like that.
I'd like that very much.

1932
01:12:48,258 --> 01:12:50,530
- We move from there to Anastasia.

1933
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:54,850
- How far away is Self
Loathing from Anastasia?

1934
01:12:54,850 --> 01:12:56,717
- Madam Loathing is not far away from you,

1935
01:12:56,717 --> 01:12:58,210
and the mist is partially cleared

1936
01:12:58,210 --> 01:13:01,249
from the trains approaching
and everything else like that.

1937
01:13:01,249 --> 01:13:05,217
You see her sort of locked
in combat with The Fix

1938
01:13:05,217 --> 01:13:07,242
who's just smacked the key out of her hand

1939
01:13:07,242 --> 01:13:08,710
and grabbed it away from her.

1940
01:13:08,710 --> 01:13:10,966
So she's lost the ability to turn people.

1941
01:13:10,966 --> 01:13:13,270
- Okay, and so she's
fighting with The Fix.

1942
01:13:13,270 --> 01:13:14,440
They're kind of close-up fighting?

1943
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:18,243
- Yes.
- Okay. Mr. Fix, Mr. Fix!

1944
01:13:18,243 --> 01:13:20,153
- Yes'm, yes'm.

1945
01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:23,303
- And then Anastasia
pulls out her gun. Duck!

1946
01:13:23,303 --> 01:13:24,430
(Brennan laughing)

1947
01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:25,930
Anastasia shoots Madam Loathing.

1948
01:13:25,930 --> 01:13:28,832
- Hell yeah, she's gonna make
a sneak to try and dodge it,

1949
01:13:28,832 --> 01:13:32,710
but go ahead and give me a sharp check.

1950
01:13:32,710 --> 01:13:35,543
- I really thought she was
yelling a different D word.

1951
01:13:35,543 --> 01:13:37,960
(players laughing)

1952
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,810
- She gets a three on her sneak.

1953
01:13:40,810 --> 01:13:42,173
- Yeah, she's not good at sneaking.

1954
01:13:42,173 --> 01:13:45,640
- Okay, come on, baby, come on, baby.

1955
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:47,290
(quietly) Fuck you.
(Hank groans)

1956
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:48,430
I got a two.

1957
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:51,160
- You're gonna fire. Bang! (shouts)

1958
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,070
Slides out of the way, however
you sense those bullets

1959
01:13:54,070 --> 01:13:57,610
would probably be, that would be quite...

1960
01:13:57,610 --> 01:13:58,443
- Good.

1961
01:13:58,443 --> 01:14:00,031
- [Brennan] Quite good to
hit her with those bullets.

1962
01:14:00,031 --> 01:14:01,445
- That was a sneak?
(ball clunks)

1963
01:14:01,445 --> 01:14:02,565
- [Brennan] That was a sneak, yes.

1964
01:14:02,565 --> 01:14:03,398
- Okay.

1965
01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:05,020
- Conrad, you've turned
the key in conscience.

1966
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,990
You see the big guy finishing,
literally looking down

1967
01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:10,675
at his unconscious boss on the ground.

1968
01:14:10,675 --> 01:14:14,170
You turn your key in a
mysterious direction.

1969
01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:18,578
Sneak, snoop, sharp, savvy, sturdy, slick.

1970
01:14:18,578 --> 01:14:21,636
Sneak, snoop, sharp, savvy, sturdy, slick.

1971
01:14:21,636 --> 01:14:24,662
But perhaps there is
(slow tranquil music)

1972
01:14:24,662 --> 01:14:27,503
a stat beyond these.

1973
01:14:27,503 --> 01:14:31,363
A stat of the spirit or of the soul.

1974
01:14:31,363 --> 01:14:32,196
(Siobhan gasps)

1975
01:14:32,196 --> 01:14:36,329
A stat of pure Moxie itself
which conscience alone unlocks.

1976
01:14:36,329 --> 01:14:39,430
A stat of pure Moxie itself
which conscience alone unlocks.

1977
01:14:39,430 --> 01:14:42,763
Conrad, turning your key,

1978
01:14:42,763 --> 01:14:45,971
you feel a power surge through.

1979
01:14:45,971 --> 01:14:48,662
The big guy is looking down
at his unconscious boss

1980
01:14:48,662 --> 01:14:50,800
splayed out in the middle of the hallway,

1981
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,290
has all of these schematics,

1982
01:14:53,290 --> 01:14:55,690
has fight and flight
at either side of you.

1983
01:14:55,690 --> 01:15:00,690
You stand now at the console
with this new stat which,

1984
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:03,430
as Kids on Bikes, every stat
is assigned a different die.

1985
01:15:03,430 --> 01:15:06,772
The only die we have left
to assign is the d100

1986
01:15:06,772 --> 01:15:10,630
which is the stat we will assign here.

1987
01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:14,100
However, there's also chaos behind you.

1988
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:18,713
Don Avaricci stands
over Hunch and Dan Fucks

1989
01:15:18,713 --> 01:15:20,527
with his gun drawn.

1990
01:15:20,527 --> 01:15:23,000
Gangsters fire at each other,

1991
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,680
some of them completely
loyal now to Imelda Pulse,

1992
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,510
others still to Don Avaricci.

1993
01:15:28,510 --> 01:15:32,788
And Self Loathing stands in combat with

1994
01:15:32,788 --> 01:15:36,070
The Fix and Anastasia Tension.

1995
01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:40,510
You and Justin, side by side,
what is Conrad going to do?

1996
01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:44,740
- Conrad looks to Madam Loathing.

1997
01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,150
- [Brennan] Mm-hm.

1998
01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:48,730
- She's sustained two
light injuries right now?

1999
01:15:48,730 --> 01:15:50,450
- Yes, I believe that is
correct. Yes, absolutely.

2000
01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:51,862
- If you're counting the one from...

2001
01:15:51,862 --> 01:15:53,660
- Yeah, from before, which I am, yeah.

2002
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,280
- Okay, then he calls for her attention.

2003
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,120
(Brennan snarls)

2004
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,037
Madam Loathing, Madam Self Loathing,

2005
01:16:02,037 --> 01:16:03,078
(slow piano music)

2006
01:16:03,078 --> 01:16:05,860
I know that the more focus we give to you,

2007
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:09,018
the stronger you get so
I'll make this short.

2008
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:11,666
You...

2009
01:16:13,424 --> 01:16:16,660
are seen, and I accept you.

2010
01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:21,220
I can't focus on you right
now, but I do need your help.

2011
01:16:21,220 --> 01:16:22,540
You serve a purpose.

2012
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,070
You've protected a lot of children

2013
01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:27,520
even though you don't like them.

2014
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,700
So if you can find it within you,

2015
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:33,925
can you please help us
with the big guy right now?

2016
01:16:34,870 --> 01:16:39,772
- She is going to roll
a sturdy to resist this.

2017
01:16:39,772 --> 01:16:40,810
(die rolling)

2018
01:16:40,810 --> 01:16:42,641
She rolls an 11.

2019
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:45,040
Could you kindly roll a d100 for me,

2020
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,200
and this will be the
funniest moment in the world

2021
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,220
if you roll under it. (laughing)

2022
01:16:49,220 --> 01:16:52,090
- An 11?
- [Brennan] An 11.

2023
01:16:52,090 --> 01:16:53,981
- 57, my favorite number.

2024
01:16:53,981 --> 01:16:57,222
(players laughing)

2025
01:16:57,222 --> 01:16:59,150
It's true. It's the
number of Heinz varieties.

2026
01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:03,767
(group laughing)

2027
01:17:03,767 --> 01:17:08,517
(group laughing)

2028
01:17:08,517 --> 01:17:12,805
(group still laughing)

2029
01:17:12,805 --> 01:17:15,613
- You... (laughing)

2030
01:17:15,613 --> 01:17:19,540
(players laughing again)

2031
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:21,520
I mean, there's no coming back from that.

2032
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,310
There's just no coming back from that.

2033
01:17:24,310 --> 01:17:29,310
Madam Loathing looks at
you. (inhales sharply)

2034
01:17:29,450 --> 01:17:32,527
And as you say you are needed,

2035
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,966
you see that this

2036
01:17:36,966 --> 01:17:39,724
giant shadowy figure...

2037
01:17:40,766 --> 01:17:42,724
diminishes in size

2038
01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:44,500
(harsh wind echoes)

2039
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,650
away from Self Loathing.

2040
01:17:47,650 --> 01:17:52,275
And as you have altered the focus.

2041
01:17:53,170 --> 01:17:58,136
In a weird sense, Conrad's view of

2042
01:17:58,136 --> 01:17:59,594
all of Mentopolis,

2043
01:17:59,594 --> 01:18:03,807
of saving treasures that
shouldn't be thrown away,

2044
01:18:03,807 --> 01:18:07,540
of thinking about the
things that the big guy

2045
01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:11,770
kind of owes to other
people and the world,

2046
01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:16,125
Conrad's view has always kind of moved out

2047
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,940
to think of bigger
things and other people,

2048
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:21,550
to think of larger places.

2049
01:18:21,550 --> 01:18:25,273
And in moving away, sometimes
the things that up close

2050
01:18:25,273 --> 01:18:29,563
are huge and horrifying get
just a little bit smaller,

2051
01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:32,999
a little bit more right-sized,

2052
01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:36,230
a little bit easier to manage.

2053
01:18:36,230 --> 01:18:38,597
And you watch Self Loathing diminish

2054
01:18:38,597 --> 01:18:42,160
And you watch Self Loathing diminish

2055
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:45,670
and become that old woman again,

2056
01:18:45,670 --> 01:18:47,620
a little bit less monstrous

2057
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:49,203
and she looks and says,

2058
01:18:50,137 --> 01:18:51,695
you think...

2059
01:18:52,780 --> 01:18:55,423
You think Elias Hodge needs me?

2060
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,420
- I think he needs every part of himself,

2061
01:18:58,420 --> 01:18:59,847
and you're a part of him.

2062
01:18:59,847 --> 01:19:00,830
So am I.

2063
01:19:01,739 --> 01:19:03,356
I'm glad to know you.

2064
01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:09,780
- She looks out.

2065
01:19:10,170 --> 01:19:13,515
And you recognize that all of
these concepts that you are,

2066
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:18,700
some are far away and some are close,

2067
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:21,073
some related and some not.

2068
01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:25,450
What is the border of
attention and curiosity

2069
01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:28,780
or of pleasure and impulse?

2070
01:19:28,780 --> 01:19:31,060
Where do these things begin and end?

2071
01:19:31,060 --> 01:19:33,370
Like a city, they all stand taller

2072
01:19:33,370 --> 01:19:36,135
because they are interconnected.

2073
01:19:36,135 --> 01:19:39,534
And maybe Madam Loathing

2074
01:19:40,884 --> 01:19:44,151
changes in this moment a little bit

2075
01:19:44,151 --> 01:19:47,200
or maybe instead of
saying that she changes

2076
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:51,841
she just realizes how close
she is to some other things.

2077
01:19:53,710 --> 01:19:56,440
She steps forward and in a weird way,

2078
01:19:56,440 --> 01:20:00,040
you remember the times
that you were with her

2079
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,650
and some nicknames

2080
01:20:02,650 --> 01:20:05,850
that friends referred to her by sometimes.

2081
01:20:06,925 --> 01:20:09,699
Shame, guilt.

2082
01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:11,505
You see that she looks at you,

2083
01:20:11,505 --> 01:20:12,796
(tense music)

2084
01:20:12,796 --> 01:20:15,850
steps forward towards the control.

2085
01:20:15,850 --> 01:20:18,520
Fight or Flight, kind
of react for a moment.

2086
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,340
Does anyone here attempt
to stop Madam Loathing

2087
01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:23,440
from approaching this control panel

2088
01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:25,758
that Conrad has invited her to.

2089
01:20:25,758 --> 01:20:27,096
- Trust Conrad.

2090
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:29,613
- [Brennan] She steps-

2091
01:20:29,613 --> 01:20:31,610
- Always let your Conrad be your guide.

2092
01:20:31,610 --> 01:20:34,000
(players laughing)

2093
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,750
- She steps forward, looks at you

2094
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:41,590
and a single tear escapes her eye.

2095
01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:43,665
She takes the microphone and says,

2096
01:20:45,190 --> 01:20:49,527
now listen to me, you
little piece of shit.

2097
01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:54,430
You invented a mind control ray.

2098
01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:57,680
Absolutely inexcusable!

2099
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,029
(players laughing)

2100
01:20:59,029 --> 01:21:02,110
You have fucked up, Elias Hodge!

2101
01:21:02,110 --> 01:21:05,470
And you have one chance at
redeeming your miserable life.

2102
01:21:05,470 --> 01:21:10,030
Thank goodness your
conscience... came back.

2103
01:21:10,030 --> 01:21:13,575
Now, you get those papers,

2104
01:21:13,575 --> 01:21:17,080
you step over your unconscious boss,

2105
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,020
and you listen to Fight
or Flight or so help me

2106
01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:24,118
everything they do to you, you
will well and truly deserve!

2107
01:21:24,118 --> 01:21:25,970
Run!
(Moxie ball clunks)

2108
01:21:25,970 --> 01:21:27,347
(players laughing)

2109
01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:29,740
- There was a Moxie stuck
in Danielle's thing.

2110
01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,788
- Yo, yo!
- [Trapp] You saying run released it.

2111
01:21:31,788 --> 01:21:33,838
(players laughing)

2112
01:21:33,838 --> 01:21:36,640
- And you see like, literally
the bullet time stops.

2113
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:37,570
You're watching in real time,

2114
01:21:37,570 --> 01:21:40,900
Elias (pwoo) sprints for the staircase

2115
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:43,672
and begins to run as fast as possible

2116
01:21:43,672 --> 01:21:46,720
as Madam Loathing in front of you

2117
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:48,970
with this new key in this switchboard

2118
01:21:48,970 --> 01:21:52,900
appears to be seen from a different angle.

2119
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:54,648
Loathing is a strong word,

2120
01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:57,812
but Frank Freeze masqueraded as Leon Logic

2121
01:21:57,812 --> 01:22:00,857
and there's someone running
around named Stacy Fakename.

2122
01:22:00,857 --> 01:22:02,590
(players laughing)

2123
01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:05,173
So you see Madam Loathing go,

2124
01:22:06,070 --> 01:22:10,263
I might consider a
change of name, I think.

2125
01:22:11,110 --> 01:22:12,490
- I'll leave that up to you.

2126
01:22:12,490 --> 01:22:15,261
Also, very scary, very motivating.

2127
01:22:15,261 --> 01:22:18,400
(players laughing)

2128
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,596
- I think we could work very
well together, you and I.

2129
01:22:21,596 --> 01:22:25,090
- (nervously) Okay.
(players laughing)

2130
01:22:25,090 --> 01:22:26,637
- Whatever you want.

2131
01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:30,072
- That seems right.
- (laughing) Seems right.

2132
01:22:30,072 --> 01:22:32,962
You see conscience and self-loathing,

2133
01:22:32,962 --> 01:22:35,440
and I will say at this moment
as Self Loathing says that,

2134
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:38,380
on that 57 spirit, we see Wilton

2135
01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:40,480
and all these various
couriers in play going,

2136
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:43,707
I'm coming, Mr. Fucks!

2137
01:22:43,707 --> 01:22:46,437
And you see sliding in next to Dan Fucks

2138
01:22:46,437 --> 01:22:50,050
with a 14 on the die sturdy check,

2139
01:22:50,050 --> 01:22:52,075
you see the face of Officer Joie de Vivre.

2140
01:22:52,075 --> 01:22:53,333
(players laughing)

2141
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:56,710
Goes, (grunts) and he
goes, (laughs jovially)

2142
01:22:56,710 --> 01:23:00,078
I was a rebel spy in the police.

2143
01:23:00,078 --> 01:23:03,070
(players laughing)

2144
01:23:03,070 --> 01:23:04,861
Vive la révolution.

2145
01:23:04,861 --> 01:23:06,419
(players laughing)

2146
01:23:06,419 --> 01:23:08,799
And Dan, you come back in
this moment. You come to.

2147
01:23:08,799 --> 01:23:12,010
- (gasps to life) My
money! Where's my money?

2148
01:23:12,010 --> 01:23:14,350
I was rich! I remember this!

2149
01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:15,430
Oh, hello everybody.

2150
01:23:15,430 --> 01:23:17,560
- I smack him around again.
(slap) (Freddie grunts)

2151
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,618
Come to, Dan,

2152
01:23:18,618 --> 01:23:19,859
Dan Fucks! Wake u-
(repeated slapping)

2153
01:23:19,859 --> 01:23:21,659
Come to your senses, god!
(repeated slapping)

2154
01:23:21,659 --> 01:23:24,010
- As you do all of that, Dan, you come to.

2155
01:23:24,010 --> 01:23:28,000
So Fight, Flight, Conrad,
Justin, and Madam Loathing

2156
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,130
are all at the console together

2157
01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:33,387
as Elias is sprinting down the hallway.

2158
01:23:33,387 --> 01:23:36,610
There are still sort of these
fleet of gangsters here.

2159
01:23:36,610 --> 01:23:41,610
Avaricci looks at all of you
and says, I don't think so.

2160
01:23:41,731 --> 01:23:45,360
This is not how we're gonna
go out, running outta here.

2161
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,790
You see he says, Loathing,
you're gonna listen to a kid?

2162
01:23:48,790 --> 01:23:51,850
We could be rich! Don't you remember?

2163
01:23:51,850 --> 01:23:52,900
So you're holding the key.

2164
01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:56,500
He is going to go and
make a strike for you.

2165
01:23:56,500 --> 01:24:00,275
I'm gonna need a 10 sturdy from The Fix.

2166
01:24:00,275 --> 01:24:01,983
(tense music)

2167
01:24:01,983 --> 01:24:04,510
- I can do it if I spend four Moxie.

2168
01:24:04,510 --> 01:24:06,425
- You spend the four to survive.

2169
01:24:06,425 --> 01:24:07,816
He fires at you
(gun firing)

2170
01:24:07,816 --> 01:24:09,249
and you just tank the shot
(gun piercing flesh)

2171
01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:12,426
into one of your massive arms.
- That's what they're for.

2172
01:24:12,426 --> 01:24:15,700
- You tank that shot, and the gangsters

2173
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:18,220
are now going to open fire as well.

2174
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,870
And I think they're
still going for The Fix

2175
01:24:19,870 --> 01:24:21,625
'cause you've got the white key.

2176
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:26,166
(gravely) That is an 18 on their check.

2177
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,521
- That's a eight.

2178
01:24:30,521 --> 01:24:33,328
- You sustain a heavy injury.

2179
01:24:33,328 --> 01:24:34,918
(ball sliding on a track)

2180
01:24:34,918 --> 01:24:37,199
You watch as The Fix
(mimics shots landing)

2181
01:24:37,199 --> 01:24:40,819
gets peppered with bullets
from these gangsters

2182
01:24:40,819 --> 01:24:44,020
and Avaricci says, take 'em all down,

2183
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,670
every one of these concepts!

2184
01:24:45,670 --> 01:24:48,760
Who needs 'em? Highfalutin...

2185
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:50,822
We should have only ever been me.

2186
01:24:50,822 --> 01:24:52,360
That's going to be all of your turn now.

2187
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:55,300
I'll let you guys go in
whatever order you want.

2188
01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:57,573
- I wanna attack Avaricci.

2189
01:24:59,006 --> 01:25:00,910
I assume I'm still on top of the train.

2190
01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:03,220
I've pumped some
adrenaline into my system.

2191
01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:04,053
- Yes.

2192
01:25:04,053 --> 01:25:06,430
- I don't know where he
is in the space, but-

2193
01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:08,555
- Yeah, we don't have any
bonuses to sturdy or sharp.

2194
01:25:08,555 --> 01:25:11,560
- No, Ivana goes in, puts her key in

2195
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,090
and switches it to fight.
- [Trapp] Great.

2196
01:25:13,090 --> 01:25:14,509
- Okay, yes, that's it.

2197
01:25:14,509 --> 01:25:17,890
- And I'm just gonna full-on
like, dive off of the train

2198
01:25:17,890 --> 01:25:21,730
and like, on top of Avaricci
if he's within diving distance.

2199
01:25:21,730 --> 01:25:24,880
- Hell yes. Avaricci has
sustained no injuries thus far.

2200
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,440
He's gonna roll sturdy.

2201
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:29,964
That's an 11 on sturdy.
Go ahead and roll sharp.

2202
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:34,750
- That is a four, but sharp is,

2203
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:35,583
we get a-
- Yeah.

2204
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:36,416
- [Trapp] We get a bonus on that?

2205
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:37,407
- [Brennan] Now you
get the bonus on sharp.

2206
01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:38,890
- All right, time to cash
in some of this Moxie.

2207
01:25:38,890 --> 01:25:41,588
- [Hank] Yeah!
- So that's four, eight,

2208
01:25:41,588 --> 01:25:42,705
12.
(Moxie balls clunk)

2209
01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:45,083
And fuck it, I got a ton.
- [Siobhan] Yeah.

2210
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:47,290
- How much do I have to
beat him for a heavy injury?

2211
01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:48,220
- You have to beat him by five.

2212
01:25:48,220 --> 01:25:49,553
- All right, 16.

2213
01:25:49,553 --> 01:25:50,620
- [Brennan] 16 is beating him by five.

2214
01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:51,913
You got an 11.
- Okay. (yells)

2215
01:25:51,913 --> 01:25:54,100
- You all watch Hunch Curio

2216
01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:58,060
fucking from the top
row, bam, elbow, boom!

2217
01:25:58,060 --> 01:26:00,880
Avaricci stumbles backward,
blood running down his face.

2218
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:03,040
Boom, that's Hunch. Who else wants to go?

2219
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,630
- I need to go.
- Go.

2220
01:26:04,630 --> 01:26:07,390
- I look at Avaricci and I say,

2221
01:26:07,390 --> 01:26:08,773
sir,
(tense music)

2222
01:26:08,773 --> 01:26:12,398
I've not disliked working
for you some days,

2223
01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:15,670
but what I have discovered
is that I get to work

2224
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:18,370
for who I want to work for.

2225
01:26:18,370 --> 01:26:19,738
And I'd like you to know

2226
01:26:19,738 --> 01:26:22,180
that there's little creatures in the sea

2227
01:26:22,180 --> 01:26:24,970
that make little lights,

2228
01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:27,040
and they're quite pretty little lights.

2229
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:29,020
You can ask Officer Joie de Vivre.

2230
01:26:29,020 --> 01:26:31,021
He's tell you he likes 'em.

2231
01:26:31,021 --> 01:26:33,383
- (chuckles) And it's c'est magnifique.

2232
01:26:33,383 --> 01:26:34,216
(players laughing)

2233
01:26:34,216 --> 01:26:37,540
- And it's a little strange
that those little critters

2234
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:39,352
would make those lights,
'cause why would they?

2235
01:26:39,352 --> 01:26:40,900
They only make 'em when
they get disturbed,

2236
01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,570
and I think that that
would cause attention

2237
01:26:43,570 --> 01:26:45,973
from little fishes that wanna eat 'em.

2238
01:26:45,973 --> 01:26:47,587
But here's what happens.

2239
01:26:47,587 --> 01:26:50,260
Those little fishes,
when they suck 'em up,

2240
01:26:50,260 --> 01:26:55,260
they glow so bright that now
that little fish is glowing.

2241
01:26:55,510 --> 01:26:57,762
Has a little target on its back.

2242
01:26:57,762 --> 01:27:01,700
'Cause that little fish ain't
the only fish in the sea.

2243
01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:03,310
- (chuckles) Shit!

2244
01:27:03,310 --> 01:27:07,150
- Go ahead and make a menacing,

2245
01:27:07,150 --> 01:27:08,440
make any kind of check you want.

2246
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,967
Make whatever check you wanna make.

2247
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,583
(players laughing)

2248
01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:14,380
- Oh my god! (laughing) I rolled a one.

2249
01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:15,213
- [Brennan] Oh no!

2250
01:27:15,213 --> 01:27:16,560
- But I got plus two.
- [Brennan] you got plus two.

2251
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:17,680
- So that's three.

2252
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:21,850
- So he's gonna make his sturdy
check here. You got a three.

2253
01:27:21,850 --> 01:27:23,500
- How about I, well, I mean, look,

2254
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,030
I don't wanna actually menace him.

2255
01:27:25,030 --> 01:27:25,863
- Okay.

2256
01:27:25,863 --> 01:27:28,120
- I just, after I said that, I punch him.

2257
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:28,953
- [Brennan] You punch him.

2258
01:27:28,953 --> 01:27:29,830
- But which is the same check for me.

2259
01:27:29,830 --> 01:27:31,870
- [Brennan] Yes.
- So I still rolled a one.

2260
01:27:31,870 --> 01:27:34,330
- So he's gonna roll his sturdy.

2261
01:27:34,330 --> 01:27:35,920
He rolled a three!
- Oh...

2262
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:38,050
- [Brennan] Unbelievable!
- Oh!

2263
01:27:38,050 --> 01:27:40,397
- What the? My god!

2264
01:27:40,397 --> 01:27:42,552
- He rolled a three!
Incredible, you rolled-

2265
01:27:42,552 --> 01:27:43,600
- Just flicking him in the forehead.

2266
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:44,770
- You roll a three, and then yeah,

2267
01:27:44,770 --> 01:27:46,450
he already has sustained a heavy injury.

2268
01:27:46,450 --> 01:27:48,820
So Fix, you go, cock back.

2269
01:27:48,820 --> 01:27:53,195
He goes, wow, that's really interesting.

2270
01:27:53,195 --> 01:27:54,830
(grunts)
(slow-mo punch landing)

2271
01:27:54,830 --> 01:27:57,990
Teeth, boom, pow! Out.

2272
01:27:57,990 --> 01:27:59,462
- I'm still on his back. (screams)

2273
01:27:59,462 --> 01:28:01,054
(players laughing)

2274
01:28:01,054 --> 01:28:03,100
- And he is out like a light.

2275
01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:07,240
Avaricci is unconscious on
the ground in front of you.

2276
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:09,190
There are still a group of gangsters here,

2277
01:28:09,190 --> 01:28:11,410
and Elias is still running.

2278
01:28:11,410 --> 01:28:12,910
Does anyone else...

2279
01:28:12,910 --> 01:28:15,459
- Oh, I think to the group
of gangsters I'll stand up

2280
01:28:15,459 --> 01:28:18,280
and is like, I returned
like Lazarus from the dead!

2281
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:22,521
Wouldn't you rather work for
an immortal man such as myself?

2282
01:28:22,521 --> 01:28:24,400
- [Brennan] Give me a slick check.

2283
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,095
- Immortal emergency mayor.

2284
01:28:26,095 --> 01:28:27,575
- [Brennan] We'll call it slick eight.

2285
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:32,350
- 13 plus whatever. Yeah, 13.

2286
01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:37,090
- The gangsters go, all
right, given that the Don

2287
01:28:37,090 --> 01:28:42,090
has been knocked unconscious
and that also a bunch of us

2288
01:28:42,100 --> 01:28:44,800
now work for the Pulse Family,

2289
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:48,767
we feel it germane and prudent

2290
01:28:48,767 --> 01:28:50,708
(players laughing)

2291
01:28:50,708 --> 01:28:53,620
to foreswear our previous
oaths of loyalty to-

2292
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:55,540
- I shout, don't forget
he's the mayor now!

2293
01:28:55,540 --> 01:28:57,970
- [Brennan] Oh!
(players laughing)

2294
01:28:57,970 --> 01:29:02,257
- Hey, Mr. Mayor, do you
need a campaign committee?

2295
01:29:02,257 --> 01:29:04,420
(players laughing)

2296
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:07,378
- It's an unpaid internship.
You'll work many hours!

2297
01:29:07,378 --> 01:29:10,150
- Ah, dang!
(players laughing)

2298
01:29:10,150 --> 01:29:12,970
Incredible. You see they all
begin to move over to you.

2299
01:29:12,970 --> 01:29:14,275
Also, as Elias is running,

2300
01:29:14,275 --> 01:29:16,300
anyone here give me a snoop check.

2301
01:29:16,300 --> 01:29:17,740
- I'll do it.
- Yeah.

2302
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:20,650
We'll call it a DC eight snoop check.

2303
01:29:20,650 --> 01:29:22,240
- Oh, I got it.

2304
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:25,015
- And exploded it and I got a...

2305
01:29:25,015 --> 01:29:25,848
- [Freddie] (quietly) 13.

2306
01:29:25,848 --> 01:29:27,277
13, thank you for math.

2307
01:29:27,277 --> 01:29:28,110
(Hank laughing)

2308
01:29:28,110 --> 01:29:30,070
- Can I use my nerves of steel on this?

2309
01:29:30,070 --> 01:29:33,070
- [Brennan] Yes, you can.
- May I borrow a Moxie?

2310
01:29:33,070 --> 01:29:35,686
- I guess I could spare one.
- Thank you.

2311
01:29:35,686 --> 01:29:37,469
(players laughing)

2312
01:29:37,469 --> 01:29:39,520
All right, so what was that?
What was the DC on that?

2313
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:40,720
- [Brennan] Eight.
- Okay, I halve it.

2314
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:42,070
- Hell yes. You halve it.

2315
01:29:42,070 --> 01:29:43,930
For Anastasia and Imelda,

2316
01:29:43,930 --> 01:29:46,270
as you watch Dan yell
with other gangsters,

2317
01:29:46,270 --> 01:29:49,334
you see a little thing
blinking not from the oculus

2318
01:29:49,334 --> 01:29:50,950
but on the switchboard itself

2319
01:29:50,950 --> 01:29:54,965
because it's direct
through the limbic system.

2320
01:29:54,965 --> 01:29:58,240
Smell actually bypasses
other sensory stuff

2321
01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,830
and can go right straight

2322
01:29:59,830 --> 01:30:01,630
to the center of the brain on its own.

2323
01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:05,320
As Elias is running,
you smell birthday cake.

2324
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:07,158
(Siobhan gasps)
- [Trapp] Oh no.

2325
01:30:07,158 --> 01:30:08,366
- We gotta put our finger in it!

2326
01:30:08,366 --> 01:30:09,381
- [Freddie] Put his finger in it.

2327
01:30:09,381 --> 01:30:13,300
(players laughing)

2328
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:15,281
- I thought we've been through this.

2329
01:30:15,281 --> 01:30:17,006
(players laughing)

2330
01:30:17,006 --> 01:30:19,420
- So Elias is running, but
you do smell a birthday cake.

2331
01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:20,436
- Come on!
- [Danielle] I know.

2332
01:30:20,436 --> 01:30:22,750
- It'll be just like old times.

2333
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:24,998
- I'm not sticking my
finger in another cake.

2334
01:30:24,998 --> 01:30:25,831
- Come on!

2335
01:30:25,831 --> 01:30:26,664
- That's what happened last time.

2336
01:30:26,664 --> 01:30:29,456
- Oh, you coward. I run to the mic.

2337
01:30:29,456 --> 01:30:31,952
- You run through. Great,
you run to the mic, yeah.

2338
01:30:31,952 --> 01:30:33,130
- No, no, no, no, no.

2339
01:30:33,130 --> 01:30:36,300
- That was great. Go
ahead and give me slick.

2340
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:37,958
We'll call it slick eight.

2341
01:30:39,082 --> 01:30:40,387
(little bursting sound)
- That's, I crit.

2342
01:30:40,387 --> 01:30:43,554
- [Brennan] You crit? (laughing)
Go ahead and roll again.

2343
01:30:44,925 --> 01:30:46,711
- I got a 19.
- You got 39?!`

2344
01:30:46,711 --> 01:30:48,438
- And then add your whatevers.

2345
01:30:48,438 --> 01:30:50,820
- And then a plus five.
- [Alex] Oh no!

2346
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:55,417
- So we fully... (laughing)
(players laughing)

2347
01:30:55,417 --> 01:30:57,040
We, we...

2348
01:30:57,040 --> 01:30:59,137
- I thought there was gonna
be a special animation for it.

2349
01:30:59,137 --> 01:31:00,730
- We, we...
(players laughing)

2350
01:31:00,730 --> 01:31:02,230
We fully cut from here.

2351
01:31:02,230 --> 01:31:04,630
I just, for the first time
in this entire season,

2352
01:31:04,630 --> 01:31:07,660
we fully cut to Gobstopper Industries,

2353
01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:10,523
and there are bunch of people
in a break room going...

2354
01:31:10,523 --> 01:31:14,865
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

2355
01:31:14,865 --> 01:31:19,388
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

2356
01:31:19,388 --> 01:31:22,923
♪ Happy birthday dear ♪

2357
01:31:22,923 --> 01:31:23,756
- Bam,
(punch connecting)

2358
01:31:23,756 --> 01:31:26,964
and you see all of them
watch as Elias Hodge runs in,

2359
01:31:26,964 --> 01:31:28,780
decks somebody, grabs the cake.

2360
01:31:28,780 --> 01:31:31,147
Not a party he's invited
to. Not his birthday.

2361
01:31:31,147 --> 01:31:32,860
And they go, Jesus,
Hodge! What's going on?

2362
01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:35,470
- And he says, this company's
evil! Don't you get it?

2363
01:31:35,470 --> 01:31:39,004
It's absolutely evil! I jumped
out a window and shit myself!

2364
01:31:39,004 --> 01:31:40,810
(players laughing)

2365
01:31:40,810 --> 01:31:43,210
Mr. Henry's as good as dead, I think.

2366
01:31:43,210 --> 01:31:44,410
I don't know. I didn't check.

2367
01:31:44,410 --> 01:31:47,710
This is my cake now!
(slurps) Fuck all of you!

2368
01:31:47,710 --> 01:31:52,710
And sprints out of the room and that is...

2369
01:31:52,951 --> 01:31:57,680
And with that we return
to Oblongata Station.

2370
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:59,830
Any other actions?

2371
01:31:59,830 --> 01:32:03,137
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
(Siobhan laughing)

2372
01:32:03,137 --> 01:32:08,095
Over by the controls, has Elias

2373
01:32:08,095 --> 01:32:10,774
er have we, has Elias
decided what he's gonna do

2374
01:32:10,774 --> 01:32:11,832
with the documents yet.

2375
01:32:11,832 --> 01:32:13,150
- He has not.
- Okay.

2376
01:32:13,150 --> 01:32:15,084
So I am going to pick up the mic.

2377
01:32:15,084 --> 01:32:16,570
(microphone feedback rings)

2378
01:32:16,570 --> 01:32:20,130
Mr. Hodge. Hi, Mr. Hodge.

2379
01:32:20,130 --> 01:32:24,402
Hi, it's me, attention. Oh, you know me.

2380
01:32:24,402 --> 01:32:26,350
Hi, so I had a great idea

2381
01:32:26,350 --> 01:32:27,880
about what you could do
with those documents.

2382
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:30,771
Have you thought about taking
them to the local newspaper?

2383
01:32:30,771 --> 01:32:32,920
- (claps) Yes!

2384
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:36,085
Go ahead, this is literally a slick three.

2385
01:32:36,085 --> 01:32:37,810
(Siobhan chuckles)

2386
01:32:37,810 --> 01:32:40,329
- Do the thing. Do the thing where I win.

2387
01:32:40,329 --> 01:32:41,950
(eventful music)

2388
01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:42,783
Four.

2389
01:32:42,783 --> 01:32:43,651
- Ah!
- [Siobhan] Ooh.

2390
01:32:43,651 --> 01:32:45,109
(players laughing)

2391
01:32:45,109 --> 01:32:48,002
- You hear coming over that speaker,

2392
01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:51,670
you can actually hear Elias
reverberating through this new,

2393
01:32:51,670 --> 01:32:53,650
like, key of conscience.

2394
01:32:53,650 --> 01:32:58,330
You hear a thing like, yeah,
take it to the newspaper.

2395
01:32:58,330 --> 01:33:01,840
And you see you can see stairs,
like sprinting downstairs.

2396
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:04,466
Take it to the newspaper.
I'll let 'em know.

2397
01:33:04,466 --> 01:33:06,040
This is proof. I have
all the proof I need.

2398
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:08,920
These are all official
Gobstopper documents,

2399
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:10,380
(proud) and I'll be a hero.

2400
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,596
People will celebrate my name.

2401
01:33:12,596 --> 01:33:14,950
(excited) I'll be a rogue whistleblower!

2402
01:33:14,950 --> 01:33:17,099
And you just see so much
(train whistle blowing)

2403
01:33:17,099 --> 01:33:18,791
coming off the trains.
(players laughing)

2404
01:33:18,791 --> 01:33:23,036
And just Wilton saying, oh,
this is better than cumming!

2405
01:33:23,036 --> 01:33:24,490
(players laughing)
(train whistle blowing)

2406
01:33:24,490 --> 01:33:26,854
It's like cumming from the soul!

2407
01:33:26,854 --> 01:33:28,974
- It's souljaculation.

2408
01:33:28,974 --> 01:33:30,187
(Brennan laughing)

2409
01:33:30,187 --> 01:33:33,257
- And you see that he
sprints down the steps.

2410
01:33:33,257 --> 01:33:35,410
And Conrad, if there's
anything else that you wanna do

2411
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:37,960
that would be our last
turn of this combat.

2412
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:39,130
You see him sprinting down the street.

2413
01:33:39,130 --> 01:33:42,938
Give me one last, actually give me one-

2414
01:33:42,938 --> 01:33:44,654
give me snoop four.

2415
01:33:46,586 --> 01:33:47,830
(die rolling)

2416
01:33:47,830 --> 01:33:49,930
- Five.
(Brennan gasps)

2417
01:33:49,930 --> 01:33:51,640
- He makes it to the pavement

2418
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:54,730
with illegal mind control documents

2419
01:33:54,730 --> 01:33:57,700
and a stolen birthday cake in his hands.

2420
01:33:57,700 --> 01:34:00,730
And he bumps into someone on the sidewalk.

2421
01:34:00,730 --> 01:34:03,520
And you see a beautiful
person you recognize

2422
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,050
from a coffee shop, look up.

2423
01:34:05,050 --> 01:34:09,040
Oh, so sorry. I, uh-

2424
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:12,615
And you see there is a
moment where he's just met

2425
01:34:12,615 --> 01:34:15,730
this person in front of
him that he has not seen

2426
01:34:15,730 --> 01:34:17,830
since he stopped in that
coffee shop so long ago

2427
01:34:17,830 --> 01:34:20,380
and had that moment where
someone was kind to him.

2428
01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:22,380
That's what you see on your snoop check.

2429
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:27,532
- Ms. Tension, could I
borrow the mic real quick?

2430
01:34:29,051 --> 01:34:31,038
I speak into the mic.
- There you go.

2431
01:34:31,038 --> 01:34:32,277
- [Brennan] Mm-hm.

2432
01:34:32,277 --> 01:34:35,119
- Uh, hey, big guy.

2433
01:34:35,119 --> 01:34:37,818
Um, it's a weird time, but,

2434
01:34:37,818 --> 01:34:39,552
just ask for her number.

2435
01:34:39,552 --> 01:34:41,470
(players laughing)

2436
01:34:41,470 --> 01:34:43,350
- We cut back to the outside world.

2437
01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:45,520
(players laughing)
- Give her some cake.

2438
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:49,363
- You see Elias go, hi, I'm
so sorry. I'm in a huge hurry.

2439
01:34:49,363 --> 01:34:51,820
I think people might be after
me. That sounds paranoid.

2440
01:34:51,820 --> 01:34:53,557
But the...
(players laughing)

2441
01:34:53,557 --> 01:34:54,730
But the important thing is this.

2442
01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:57,940
I should of said something
before, but I was doubting myself

2443
01:34:57,940 --> 01:34:59,795
and I felt bad about the dan-

2444
01:34:59,795 --> 01:35:01,390
But you know, all that stuff.

2445
01:35:01,390 --> 01:35:05,497
And I think here, Hunch, you
notice the book in your hands.

2446
01:35:05,497 --> 01:35:07,150
And a little breeze blows through

2447
01:35:07,150 --> 01:35:08,650
from that mist and the steam coming out.

2448
01:35:08,650 --> 01:35:11,680
And you see as Elias is talking he goes,

2449
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:13,120
you know, I've felt self-conscious.

2450
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:14,650
I think I've felt
self-conscious a long time.

2451
01:35:14,650 --> 01:35:16,030
Stuff happened.
(sweet piano music)

2452
01:35:16,030 --> 01:35:17,320
You know, a long time ago

2453
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:19,210
this ice skating rink thing happened,

2454
01:35:19,210 --> 01:35:21,790
and it's just been on my
mind sort of ever since.

2455
01:35:21,790 --> 01:35:23,350
- I grab the mic and say,

2456
01:35:23,350 --> 01:35:25,380
ask her to go ice skating with you.

2457
01:35:25,380 --> 01:35:27,523
- Do you wanna go ice skating with me?

2458
01:35:27,523 --> 01:35:29,890
And in this moment, Hunch, you look down

2459
01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:33,255
and you see this memory
of this ice skating thing.

2460
01:35:33,255 --> 01:35:36,026
And it's true, young Elias did stand up

2461
01:35:36,026 --> 01:35:37,900
for his little sister

2462
01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:40,390
and he did get hit with that ice skate.

2463
01:35:40,390 --> 01:35:42,264
He got that scar on his head.
(piano music)

2464
01:35:42,264 --> 01:35:45,790
And you know, it's so
awful because his sister...

2465
01:35:45,790 --> 01:35:49,300
And then you start to see,
this book is dog-eared.

2466
01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:52,000
It's been taken out of the
library a lot of times.

2467
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,137
- People've added a lot
of fun stuff to this.

2468
01:35:54,137 --> 01:35:55,973
(players laughing)

2469
01:35:55,973 --> 01:36:00,970
- And he looks back and you
realize his memory altered

2470
01:36:00,970 --> 01:36:04,030
over and over 'cause he
remembers people laughing,

2471
01:36:04,030 --> 01:36:05,389
but suddenly he remembers

2472
01:36:05,389 --> 01:36:09,570
his sister ran away not embarrassed.

2473
01:36:10,510 --> 01:36:11,923
There's something he forgot

2474
01:36:11,923 --> 01:36:13,812
or was part of that memory so long ago.

2475
01:36:13,812 --> 01:36:18,269
She ran away to yell at people
to stop laughing at him.

2476
01:36:20,486 --> 01:36:22,596
I think I owe my sister a call.

2477
01:36:23,950 --> 01:36:27,850
I think I owe her a
call. We should catch up.

2478
01:36:27,850 --> 01:36:31,762
But that's not here or there. I, I, uh...

2479
01:36:31,762 --> 01:36:32,757
You see he says-

2480
01:36:32,757 --> 01:36:34,272
- I'm a totally normal guy.
- He says,

2481
01:36:34,272 --> 01:36:35,572
I'm a totally normal guy!
(players laughing)

2482
01:36:35,572 --> 01:36:38,110
He says, look, I'm a totally normal guy,

2483
01:36:38,110 --> 01:36:40,403
but here, let's get...

2484
01:36:40,403 --> 01:36:43,000
I- I- I'd love to take you
out ice skating sometime.

2485
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,090
You see she goes, I'd love
that. Hands her number.

2486
01:36:46,090 --> 01:36:48,157
And he says, that's great.
Do you want a birthday cake?

2487
01:36:48,157 --> 01:36:49,932
And you see she just goes,

2488
01:36:49,932 --> 01:36:52,031
(confidently confused) no.
(players laughing)

2489
01:36:52,031 --> 01:36:55,480
And you see there's a tap
on the big guy's shoulder

2490
01:36:55,480 --> 01:36:58,390
and he wheels around and you
see there's someone saying,

2491
01:36:58,390 --> 01:37:01,063
Mister, get away, you can't be out here.

2492
01:37:01,063 --> 01:37:04,214
This sidewalk's covered in
broken glass and human shit!

2493
01:37:04,214 --> 01:37:09,198
(players laughing)

2494
01:37:10,204 --> 01:37:11,566
- And,
(players laugh some more)

2495
01:37:11,566 --> 01:37:12,550
- [Brennan] You're standing in the middle-

2496
01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:15,190
- I grab the mic and I say, ignore him.

2497
01:37:15,190 --> 01:37:17,571
Get the number and get to the newspaper.

2498
01:37:17,571 --> 01:37:19,951
Get the number and get to the newspaper.

2499
01:37:19,951 --> 01:37:21,084
Get the number-
- Yes, I'm with Fix

2500
01:37:21,084 --> 01:37:22,680
on this one.
- And get to the newspaper.

2501
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,363
Think ahead a little bit.

2502
01:37:24,363 --> 01:37:25,690
- You hand the mic.

2503
01:37:25,690 --> 01:37:28,210
You see she hands her
number and he says...

2504
01:37:28,210 --> 01:37:30,190
You see he stuffs it
in the top of the cake

2505
01:37:30,190 --> 01:37:31,870
and just like, puts the little card there.

2506
01:37:31,870 --> 01:37:35,284
He says, thank you. I'll
give you a call real soon.

2507
01:37:35,284 --> 01:37:38,110
And you hear clomping and you see

2508
01:37:38,110 --> 01:37:40,000
in the lobby behind you, there he is!

2509
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:42,130
And you see he puts up a hand

2510
01:37:42,130 --> 01:37:46,714
and he steps out into the
street and hails a cab.

2511
01:37:46,714 --> 01:37:49,248
(rain pouring)
And as he hails the cab,

2512
01:37:49,248 --> 01:37:50,112
(door slams)
you see,

2513
01:37:50,112 --> 01:37:51,520
(Siobhan gasps)
(car driving)

2514
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:56,495
speeds away as shouts fade behind him,

2515
01:37:56,495 --> 01:37:57,545
(slow noir music)

2516
01:37:57,545 --> 01:38:00,820
having stolen the documents,
(car driving ambience)

2517
01:38:01,803 --> 01:38:04,690
acted on his conscience,

2518
01:38:04,690 --> 01:38:09,690
potentially saved the world
from a terrible danger

2519
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,580
and gotten the number of someone

2520
01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:14,410
that could truly make him happy

2521
01:38:14,410 --> 01:38:16,505
as well as most of a birthday cake.

2522
01:38:16,505 --> 01:38:19,420
(players laughing)

2523
01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:23,410
And as he speeds away, he breathes,

2524
01:38:23,410 --> 01:38:27,550
and that brain floods as prohibition ends.

2525
01:38:27,550 --> 01:38:32,260
He gets to well and truly
feel good about himself.

2526
01:38:32,260 --> 01:38:35,235
And as he does, the pressure fades,

2527
01:38:35,235 --> 01:38:36,543
(the pressure finally releases, for good)

2528
01:38:36,543 --> 01:38:39,485
and I turn the story back to all of you.

2529
01:38:39,485 --> 01:38:41,051
(heartbeat steadies to normal)

2530
01:38:41,051 --> 01:38:44,050
What becomes of the story of the big guy

2531
01:38:44,050 --> 01:38:49,048
in the days following the
events of this wild night

2532
01:38:49,048 --> 01:38:51,400
in the city of Mentopolis?

2533
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:53,110
- He makes it to the
newspaper and he says,

2534
01:38:53,110 --> 01:38:57,092
hey, I need, uh, sanctuary, sanctuary.

2535
01:38:57,092 --> 01:38:58,347
And they're like, this isn't Notre Dame.

2536
01:38:58,347 --> 01:39:01,090
And he's like, I just
like, a whistleblower.

2537
01:39:01,090 --> 01:39:03,275
I blow whistles. And they're
like, okay, I gotcha.

2538
01:39:03,275 --> 01:39:06,430
So then he goes in, he
gives them the download

2539
01:39:06,430 --> 01:39:08,110
on everything that's happened

2540
01:39:08,110 --> 01:39:11,080
and the newspaper calls the police

2541
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:13,120
because they've got all
the evidence right there,

2542
01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:15,280
and the cops come in and they place him

2543
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:18,311
under protective custody since
he's been, like, you know,

2544
01:39:18,311 --> 01:39:20,440
folks have been trying to
like, kill him and chase him.

2545
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:22,180
So he's chilling right
now in protective custody

2546
01:39:22,180 --> 01:39:25,380
in a hotel where he...

2547
01:39:26,763 --> 01:39:28,605
has bought himself some better shampoo

2548
01:39:28,605 --> 01:39:30,472
so he can get rid of the dandruff

2549
01:39:30,472 --> 01:39:31,900
because eventually he's gonna come out

2550
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:33,760
and he's gonna go on
that ice skating date.

2551
01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:35,110
Also, he needs to go out

2552
01:39:35,110 --> 01:39:37,690
and buy himself a pair of
ice skates because his feet

2553
01:39:37,690 --> 01:39:39,418
are bigger than they
were when he was a kid.

2554
01:39:39,418 --> 01:39:41,890
(Freddie laughing)
- Incredible.

2555
01:39:41,890 --> 01:39:45,680
The newspaper, all this huge scandal

2556
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:50,050
and terrible ramifications
for Gobstopper Industries

2557
01:39:50,050 --> 01:39:51,190
and with all the people involved

2558
01:39:51,190 --> 01:39:56,080
with this scandalous mind
control ray technology.

2559
01:39:56,080 --> 01:39:58,960
And afterwards you've all
had such a crazy long night.

2560
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,220
You go by Nostalgia's Diner

2561
01:40:01,220 --> 01:40:02,890
to sort of put the pieces together

2562
01:40:02,890 --> 01:40:03,970
after all of that.

2563
01:40:03,970 --> 01:40:07,630
The diner is filled with
like, Ivana and Stacy

2564
01:40:07,630 --> 01:40:11,000
and even Frank Freeze
comes by, Justin's in there

2565
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:15,973
and H. V. Lance and the
hand spit guy, Wilton.

2566
01:40:15,973 --> 01:40:16,998
(players laughing)

2567
01:40:16,998 --> 01:40:18,705
- Did Pasha come by?
- Aw.

2568
01:40:18,705 --> 01:40:20,699
- I think the door opens
and Pasha does come by.

2569
01:40:20,699 --> 01:40:23,298
- That's nice.
(players laughing)

2570
01:40:23,298 --> 01:40:26,265
- She looks around. Um, hi.

2571
01:40:26,265 --> 01:40:29,272
Um, sorry to, um, bother you
but, (chuckles awkwardly)

2572
01:40:29,272 --> 01:40:31,680
Um, sorry to, um, bother you
but, (chuckles awkwardly)

2573
01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:33,910
it's very nice to see you again.

2574
01:40:33,910 --> 01:40:36,820
Did you know that diners,
the history of diners

2575
01:40:36,820 --> 01:40:40,570
actually originate from
dining cars on trains,

2576
01:40:40,570 --> 01:40:42,546
and the very first diners were actually

2577
01:40:42,546 --> 01:40:43,887
dining cars of trains

2578
01:40:43,887 --> 01:40:45,746
that had been taken out of service

2579
01:40:45,746 --> 01:40:49,247
and were used stationarily as restaurants

2580
01:40:49,247 --> 01:40:51,160
'cause they were cheap and affordable.

2581
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:54,099
- Fix just looks at her.

2582
01:40:55,420 --> 01:40:57,820
He can't think of any facts.
(Brennan laughing)

2583
01:40:57,820 --> 01:41:00,995
- [Alex] Aw! (laughing)
(Freddie clapping)

2584
01:41:00,995 --> 01:41:03,557
Oh!
- Hunch is in the booth,

2585
01:41:03,557 --> 01:41:07,840
and he's adding his fun
addition to the memory.

2586
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:09,310
And in the memory now Elias is like,

2587
01:41:09,310 --> 01:41:11,577
eight feet tall and ripped.

2588
01:41:11,577 --> 01:41:12,410
(players laughing)

2589
01:41:12,410 --> 01:41:14,237
And he's just like, it's
like, yeah, a real...

2590
01:41:14,237 --> 01:41:17,140
It's like in that way like,
when you're telling a story

2591
01:41:17,140 --> 01:41:18,231
of an encounter and you're like,

2592
01:41:18,231 --> 01:41:19,870
and I fucking told him this.

2593
01:41:19,870 --> 01:41:22,960
It's just like a much bigger
version of himself in there.

2594
01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:24,930
And he turns to the rest
of the group and goes,

2595
01:41:24,930 --> 01:41:28,206
I still think there's
just one more loose end.

2596
01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:31,121
And I want to use all my Moxie

2597
01:41:31,121 --> 01:41:32,110
(Freddie and Hank laughing)

2598
01:41:32,110 --> 01:41:36,400
and do a snoop check and
see if I can find any leads

2599
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,571
that can lead me towards Foot Stuff.

2600
01:41:38,571 --> 01:41:42,713
(players laughing)

2601
01:41:42,713 --> 01:41:45,638
- [Brennan] Give me snoop.
(Trapp and Siobhan laughing)

2602
01:41:45,638 --> 01:41:47,823
We'll call it difficulty 10.
- Okay.

2603
01:41:49,086 --> 01:41:50,018
(die rolling)

2604
01:41:50,018 --> 01:41:52,178
(little bursting sound)
That's a, I crit.

2605
01:41:52,178 --> 01:41:54,501
(players laughing)
It explodes.

2606
01:41:56,260 --> 01:41:59,320
That's 12 plus...
(die rolling)

2607
01:41:59,320 --> 01:42:03,502
Two is 14, 15

2608
01:42:03,502 --> 01:42:05,391
plus another 12.

2609
01:42:05,391 --> 01:42:08,740
(players laughing)

2610
01:42:08,740 --> 01:42:10,838
- [Hank] Be really sure on this one.

2611
01:42:10,838 --> 01:42:12,880
- For a 27, right?

2612
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:15,310
- Okay.
(players laughing)

2613
01:42:15,310 --> 01:42:19,634
I'll say this, the ice
skating date goes really well.

2614
01:42:19,634 --> 01:42:23,285
(players laughing)

2615
01:42:23,285 --> 01:42:25,926
(players groaning)
And all...

2616
01:42:25,926 --> 01:42:27,538
- Ugh, the ice skates.

2617
01:42:27,538 --> 01:42:29,419
- Ice skates, ugh!

2618
01:42:29,419 --> 01:42:30,911
- They're the best for foot stuff.

2619
01:42:30,911 --> 01:42:31,744
(players laughing)

2620
01:42:31,744 --> 01:42:33,430
- It's extra sweaty.
- On the night of that date

2621
01:42:33,430 --> 01:42:35,710
you're like, out on a
corner under a street lamp

2622
01:42:35,710 --> 01:42:37,180
taking your cigarette and you look out

2623
01:42:37,180 --> 01:42:40,689
and see a 40-foot
sasquatch just go (growls)

2624
01:42:40,689 --> 01:42:42,554
(players laughing)

2625
01:42:42,554 --> 01:42:45,250
And take it's-
- Another case closed.

2626
01:42:45,250 --> 01:42:48,010
- And see that sasquatch
takes its very big feet

2627
01:42:48,010 --> 01:42:51,680
and wanders away down the street.

2628
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,050
Unbelievable.

2629
01:42:53,050 --> 01:42:54,729
Elias does this very heroic thing,

2630
01:42:54,729 --> 01:42:55,900
and his life is going well.

2631
01:42:55,900 --> 01:43:00,865
What happens of our Prefrontal
PIs within Mentopolis?

2632
01:43:00,865 --> 01:43:03,670
- So I feel like, I think we cut

2633
01:43:03,670 --> 01:43:05,435
to the front of Sugah's now.

2634
01:43:05,435 --> 01:43:10,435
I've spent my wealthy on really, you know,

2635
01:43:11,198 --> 01:43:12,070
decking out the place.

2636
01:43:12,070 --> 01:43:14,110
It's like, lights, neon.

2637
01:43:14,110 --> 01:43:15,940
The lights are animated and everything.

2638
01:43:15,940 --> 01:43:19,570
And I think I'm here
showing Conrad around,

2639
01:43:19,570 --> 01:43:20,403
if that's all right.

2640
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:21,547
Would you like to join this scene?

2641
01:43:21,547 --> 01:43:22,819
- I would love to.

2642
01:43:22,819 --> 01:43:25,343
- Conrad, you little shit!
(players laughing)

2643
01:43:25,343 --> 01:43:27,982
- H-hey, I'm a little bit taller now.

2644
01:43:27,982 --> 01:43:30,838
(group laughing)

2645
01:43:30,838 --> 01:43:32,103
- [Trapp] Medium-sized shit.

2646
01:43:32,103 --> 01:43:34,780
- You medium-sized rapscallion!

2647
01:43:34,780 --> 01:43:36,812
I may have judged you harshly.
(jazzy lounge music)

2648
01:43:36,812 --> 01:43:37,750
I'd like to show you around.

2649
01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:40,060
I know you've been scrabbling
around in the streets here.

2650
01:43:40,060 --> 01:43:42,978
Well, I have a little
bit of scratch left over

2651
01:43:42,978 --> 01:43:45,237
when I was doing the
renovations to my club, you see.

2652
01:43:45,237 --> 01:43:47,950
Here, follow me. I have
something to show you.

2653
01:43:47,950 --> 01:43:50,530
And so he busts into the
door. The place is decked out.

2654
01:43:50,530 --> 01:43:53,410
It's full of people dancing around.

2655
01:43:53,410 --> 01:43:56,045
The floors are gleaming. Everything's new.

2656
01:43:56,045 --> 01:43:58,183
All the new countertops,
new seats, everything.

2657
01:43:58,183 --> 01:43:59,890
I say, ah, it's all through
here, though. Here, follow me.

2658
01:43:59,890 --> 01:44:01,600
And we go through the back and
we snake through the kitchen.

2659
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:02,775
It's like the scene in Goodfellas.

2660
01:44:02,775 --> 01:44:04,258
It's a busy kitchen.
(busy kitchen ambience)

2661
01:44:04,258 --> 01:44:07,870
Over here, and I push on the
door into the back alleyway.

2662
01:44:07,870 --> 01:44:09,263
This is your alley now!

2663
01:44:09,263 --> 01:44:11,380
I put a little overhanging eve for you.

2664
01:44:11,380 --> 01:44:12,779
I know you like sleeping on the street,

2665
01:44:12,779 --> 01:44:14,260
the little rapscallion that you are,

2666
01:44:14,260 --> 01:44:17,950
but I think we could
perhaps be, mm, partners.

2667
01:44:17,950 --> 01:44:19,690
Of course, the rent is due
on the first of every month.

2668
01:44:19,690 --> 01:44:21,501
- (in awe) Wow.
- And you will take a 30,

2669
01:44:21,501 --> 01:44:22,865
I will take a 30-70.

2670
01:44:22,865 --> 01:44:25,090
I will be the 70, you'll
be the 30 on the cut

2671
01:44:25,090 --> 01:44:26,110
in terms of all the new business

2672
01:44:26,110 --> 01:44:27,190
that you're bringing to my club.

2673
01:44:27,190 --> 01:44:31,150
- Wow, Mr. Fucks, the inside was so nice.

2674
01:44:31,150 --> 01:44:33,668
Thank you for this little
bit of your outside.

2675
01:44:33,668 --> 01:44:34,690
(players laughing)

2676
01:44:34,690 --> 01:44:37,141
And you know what, I
think with this new money,

2677
01:44:37,141 --> 01:44:39,640
I'm gonna buy myself a new jacket.

2678
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:41,120
It's gonna be green.

2679
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:45,323
(players laughing)

2680
01:44:45,323 --> 01:44:46,960
- [Brennan] Hell-
- A strong sense of pleasure

2681
01:44:46,960 --> 01:44:49,603
slightly tempered by
conscience sounds pretty fun.

2682
01:44:49,603 --> 01:44:53,470
(players laughing)

2683
01:44:53,470 --> 01:44:55,330
- Dan Fucks becomes the impresario

2684
01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:59,203
of this whole neighborhood
of pleasures of theaters

2685
01:44:59,203 --> 01:45:01,420
and bars and all this incredible stuff.

2686
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:02,890
Someone comes up to you,
I think, at one point.

2687
01:45:02,890 --> 01:45:05,478
Hans Schadenfreude goes,

2688
01:45:05,478 --> 01:45:08,058
Mr. Fucks, you were
mayor for a second there.

2689
01:45:08,058 --> 01:45:09,813
Did you not want to run for mayor?

2690
01:45:09,813 --> 01:45:11,956
- No, no, no, you see, public office,

2691
01:45:11,956 --> 01:45:14,408
front-facing public office
is not the place for me.

2692
01:45:14,408 --> 01:45:16,930
I would rather control things
behind the scenes, you see.

2693
01:45:16,930 --> 01:45:19,390
Ah, Hans, I'm glad that you are here.

2694
01:45:19,390 --> 01:45:22,025
Is my brother Wilton here?
- You see-

2695
01:45:22,025 --> 01:45:24,348
- For revolution still foments
in the hearts of the people!

2696
01:45:24,348 --> 01:45:27,040
- Oh yes, revolution. Very exciting.

2697
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:30,917
I cannot wait for the
wealthy elite to find out,

2698
01:45:30,917 --> 01:45:32,838
you know, the 1%.

2699
01:45:32,838 --> 01:45:34,240
When they fall I will enjoy it.

2700
01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:36,850
- Yes, yes, yes!

2701
01:45:36,850 --> 01:45:39,055
- And you see with Conrad living here,

2702
01:45:39,055 --> 01:45:42,610
you see Justin with you is
wagging his tail. (pants)

2703
01:45:42,610 --> 01:45:46,340
And says, you're business
partners with Dan Fucks now?

2704
01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,650
- Well, well, I don't
really need the money,

2705
01:45:48,650 --> 01:45:51,910
but he's a good friend, and you?

2706
01:45:51,910 --> 01:45:54,533
- You see Justin looks
over at you, Conrad,

2707
01:45:54,533 --> 01:45:57,810
and sort of goes over
and sits in your lap,

2708
01:45:57,810 --> 01:45:59,380
Dan for a second and says,

2709
01:45:59,380 --> 01:46:01,631
I could think of a bunch of reasons

2710
01:46:01,631 --> 01:46:04,424
why it's good for us to get what we want.

2711
01:46:04,424 --> 01:46:06,922
(players laughing)

2712
01:46:06,922 --> 01:46:08,463
- You're my best friend.

2713
01:46:08,463 --> 01:46:09,788
- You're my best friend.

2714
01:46:09,788 --> 01:46:11,631
(slobbery licking noises)

2715
01:46:11,631 --> 01:46:14,106
(players laughing)

2716
01:46:14,106 --> 01:46:17,644
Incredible, and for the
rest of our Prefrontal PIs,

2717
01:46:17,644 --> 01:46:18,894
(stammering)

2718
01:46:18,894 --> 01:46:21,700
how does their stories end in Mentopolis?

2719
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:23,860
- I think for Anastasia,

2720
01:46:23,860 --> 01:46:28,276
so she obviously writes this

2721
01:46:28,276 --> 01:46:32,109
huge exposé for the paper

2722
01:46:32,109 --> 01:46:33,352
about everything that has happened.

2723
01:46:33,352 --> 01:46:36,430
And so now because of all of her efforts,

2724
01:46:36,430 --> 01:46:39,413
her editor has promoted her

2725
01:46:39,413 --> 01:46:43,202
from about two or three column inches

2726
01:46:43,202 --> 01:46:47,835
in the lifestyle section
on page like, five or six.

2727
01:46:47,835 --> 01:46:52,000
She is now on page two with about four

2728
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:56,965
to five inches of room, but
she's climbing her way on up.

2729
01:46:56,965 --> 01:47:00,098
And one night she goes out to

2730
01:47:00,098 --> 01:47:02,431
visit her friend, Mr. Fucks,

2731
01:47:02,431 --> 01:47:04,785
and her friend, Conrad.

2732
01:47:04,785 --> 01:47:07,152
And while she is sitting there

2733
01:47:07,152 --> 01:47:09,223
drinking her room-temperature vodka,

2734
01:47:10,396 --> 01:47:12,796
she is joined by a woman
(sultry jazz music)

2735
01:47:12,796 --> 01:47:13,754
named Fawn.

2736
01:47:13,754 --> 01:47:14,590
- Ooh!

2737
01:47:14,590 --> 01:47:16,330
- And they begin to have a conversation

2738
01:47:16,330 --> 01:47:20,140
wherein Fawn spends most of her time

2739
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:23,473
telling Anastasia how much
she likes and appreciates her.

2740
01:47:23,473 --> 01:47:25,723
telling Anastasia how much
she likes and appreciates her.

2741
01:47:25,723 --> 01:47:27,622
And of course Fawn's like,

2742
01:47:27,622 --> 01:47:28,455
what,

2743
01:47:28,455 --> 01:47:31,090
what can I do to make you
as happy as you make me?

2744
01:47:31,090 --> 01:47:34,195
And Anastasia says, (sighs contentedly)

2745
01:47:34,195 --> 01:47:35,749
just keep paying attention to me.

2746
01:47:35,749 --> 01:47:37,969
- (laughing) Aw, oh, I love that.

2747
01:47:37,969 --> 01:47:39,235
- [Alex] Aw!

2748
01:47:39,235 --> 01:47:40,660
- And I think at the end of that,

2749
01:47:40,660 --> 01:47:43,210
Frank Freeze also has a
conversation and says,

2750
01:47:43,210 --> 01:47:46,240
I read that piece in the
paper, that's amazing.

2751
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:48,940
Have you ever thought about
running for public office?

2752
01:47:50,315 --> 01:47:51,910
- Hmm...

2753
01:47:51,910 --> 01:47:54,358
- That day in court was incredible.

2754
01:47:54,358 --> 01:47:55,536
(Freddie laughing)

2755
01:47:55,536 --> 01:47:56,980
You, I mean, you have to understand,

2756
01:47:56,980 --> 01:48:00,850
they arrested the DA in the courtroom

2757
01:48:00,850 --> 01:48:04,662
based on the proceedings
of an unrelated trial.

2758
01:48:04,662 --> 01:48:06,580
(players laughing)

2759
01:48:06,580 --> 01:48:10,900
- Hmm, what would my slogan be?

2760
01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:12,595
- I hate to say it, but...

2761
01:48:12,595 --> 01:48:13,510
And you see he takes a little thing out

2762
01:48:13,510 --> 01:48:15,587
that just says, pay attention.

2763
01:48:15,587 --> 01:48:16,810
(Danielle and Hank laughing)

2764
01:48:16,810 --> 01:48:18,174
- Nice.

2765
01:48:18,174 --> 01:48:21,210
- Mr. Freeze, I think we've
got a lot of work to do.

2766
01:48:21,210 --> 01:48:22,685
(freezes up from the pressure)

2767
01:48:22,685 --> 01:48:24,760
(players laughing)

2768
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:28,780
- From there, for Hunch
and Imelda and The Fix.

2769
01:48:28,780 --> 01:48:32,805
- Yeah, so I'm having, having

2770
01:48:32,805 --> 01:48:35,513
some fries still with Pasha.

2771
01:48:35,513 --> 01:48:40,402
And I'm like, you know, I'd
like to go take you to a place

2772
01:48:40,402 --> 01:48:42,040
that I know pretty well.

2773
01:48:42,040 --> 01:48:47,040
And I head out going
down to Madam Loathing's.

2774
01:48:47,110 --> 01:48:51,010
And I bring her along with
me and we knock on the door,

2775
01:48:51,010 --> 01:48:52,518
soft as I can and it's still like

2776
01:48:52,518 --> 01:48:53,351
(pounds table aggressively)

2777
01:48:53,351 --> 01:48:54,492
(players laughing)

2778
01:48:54,492 --> 01:48:55,533
- Everybody's awake.

2779
01:48:55,533 --> 01:48:56,892
(players laughing)

2780
01:48:56,892 --> 01:49:00,202
- And Madam Loathing comes
to the door, and I'm like,

2781
01:49:00,202 --> 01:49:03,100
I wanna talk to Madam Loathing,

2782
01:49:03,100 --> 01:49:04,810
but I'd like you to go on inside.

2783
01:49:04,810 --> 01:49:07,414
I think there might be somebody
waiting in there for you.

2784
01:49:07,414 --> 01:49:08,482
(Danielle gasps)

2785
01:49:08,482 --> 01:49:11,665
And Pasha goes on in
(tender music)

2786
01:49:11,665 --> 01:49:15,714
and inside there's a 22-year-old man

2787
01:49:15,714 --> 01:49:19,180
wearing full hockey pads.

2788
01:49:19,180 --> 01:49:22,030
He's got a helmet with like,
a little half face shield,

2789
01:49:22,030 --> 01:49:23,650
but like a nice one.

2790
01:49:23,650 --> 01:49:26,650
And he's got his skates on.

2791
01:49:26,650 --> 01:49:28,237
(softly) And she just runs
over and she's crying,

2792
01:49:28,237 --> 01:49:30,694
and I can't talk about
it 'cause I'll cry too.

2793
01:49:30,694 --> 01:49:32,170
(Freddie laughing)

2794
01:49:32,170 --> 01:49:33,700
But while they're catching up,

2795
01:49:33,700 --> 01:49:36,070
'cause I don't need to
be involved in that...

2796
01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:37,665
- I think you see, by the way,

2797
01:49:37,665 --> 01:49:40,510
as that helmet comes off
of that hockey player

2798
01:49:40,510 --> 01:49:43,468
as he greets his long-lost sister,

2799
01:49:44,726 --> 01:49:47,025
you see as he says,

2800
01:49:48,370 --> 01:49:50,615
I'm sorry I was gone for so long.

2801
01:49:50,615 --> 01:49:54,880
I guess I was just lost
thinking about the past

2802
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:56,950
and thought I could never come back.

2803
01:49:56,950 --> 01:50:00,423
You see the waiter from
Nostalgia's takes his mask off

2804
01:50:00,423 --> 01:50:03,611
who was Ichabod Ice
Skates this whole time.

2805
01:50:03,611 --> 01:50:06,610
And he hugs his sister and she
hugs him and weeps and says,

2806
01:50:06,610 --> 01:50:09,340
Fix, I'll never be able
to thank you enough.

2807
01:50:09,340 --> 01:50:12,726
- And I say, well, after 20
years of marriage, I bet you'll,

2808
01:50:12,726 --> 01:50:16,630
you'll be mad at me for something.

2809
01:50:16,630 --> 01:50:20,620
- You see as you say that she
says, 20 years of marriage?

2810
01:50:20,620 --> 01:50:22,645
Do you propose?

2811
01:50:22,645 --> 01:50:24,444
- (nervously) Oh, yeah,
that was what that was.

2812
01:50:24,444 --> 01:50:25,613
(players laughing)

2813
01:50:25,613 --> 01:50:28,330
- You see she says, I do! Sweeps you up.

2814
01:50:28,330 --> 01:50:31,360
I think Madam Loathing comes
out and says, what's this?

2815
01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:35,156
Some kind of proposal in
this extremely sad building?

2816
01:50:35,156 --> 01:50:36,551
(players laughing)

2817
01:50:36,551 --> 01:50:38,652
- You know, honey, I'm...

2818
01:50:38,652 --> 01:50:40,240
Honey was a weird thing
to call you, but whatever.

2819
01:50:40,240 --> 01:50:43,210
It's the '30s.
(players laughing)

2820
01:50:43,210 --> 01:50:45,317
I don't think it is sad in here.

2821
01:50:45,317 --> 01:50:47,530
I heard that you might be
thinking of a name change.

2822
01:50:47,530 --> 01:50:51,772
Did you know that the North
Pole is actually a South Pole

2823
01:50:51,772 --> 01:50:54,910
because when you look at a
compass, it points north.

2824
01:50:54,910 --> 01:50:57,610
But the north pole of the
compass is what's pointing north,

2825
01:50:57,610 --> 01:51:00,490
and north poles point to the south poles.

2826
01:51:00,490 --> 01:51:01,780
So when we go to the North Pole,

2827
01:51:01,780 --> 01:51:03,010
it's actually the South Pole.

2828
01:51:03,010 --> 01:51:06,310
I think maybe you also aren't exactly

2829
01:51:06,310 --> 01:51:07,720
what you've been calling yourself.

2830
01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:09,730
- Smart enough for this?

2831
01:51:09,730 --> 01:51:10,750
- Everybody get their pens out.

2832
01:51:10,750 --> 01:51:11,830
- [Brennan] Yeah, starts
writing that down.

2833
01:51:11,830 --> 01:51:14,650
- [Hank] North pole points to
the South Pole. I'm confused.

2834
01:51:14,650 --> 01:51:19,390
- You see she looks at you and says,

2835
01:51:19,390 --> 01:51:21,877
that's a very fun fact about compasses.

2836
01:51:21,877 --> 01:51:25,390
- I have others.
- I have one, too.

2837
01:51:25,390 --> 01:51:27,700
And she reaches around
her neck and pulls a chain

2838
01:51:27,700 --> 01:51:30,700
like the ones that all these
keys had been attached to

2839
01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:33,370
and pulls a compass out.

2840
01:51:33,370 --> 01:51:37,360
Says, I've had this for too long.

2841
01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:40,693
You should give this to Conrad.
And hands a compass to you.

2842
01:51:40,693 --> 01:51:42,735
You should give this to Conrad.
And hands a compass to you.

2843
01:51:42,735 --> 01:51:46,036
And she... (laughing)

2844
01:51:46,036 --> 01:51:50,552
And she says, I think I'd like to go

2845
01:51:50,552 --> 01:51:52,300
on a vacation for a while.

2846
01:51:52,300 --> 01:51:54,950
If you're looking, and she
looks at you and Pasha,

2847
01:51:54,950 --> 01:51:57,215
who holds your hand and you see Ichabod

2848
01:51:57,215 --> 01:51:59,470
sort of smiling over in the corner.

2849
01:51:59,470 --> 01:52:01,510
If you're planning on getting married,

2850
01:52:01,510 --> 01:52:04,510
then you'll need to get a house.

2851
01:52:04,510 --> 01:52:08,202
And I have one that I've just
decided to put on the market.

2852
01:52:08,202 --> 01:52:10,420
And I have one that I've just
decided to put on the market.

2853
01:52:10,420 --> 01:52:12,790
It's a little bit dingy,
but with some love,

2854
01:52:12,790 --> 01:52:16,025
I think it might be a rather nice place,

2855
01:52:16,025 --> 01:52:18,550
although it comes with a
large pack of children.

2856
01:52:18,550 --> 01:52:20,410
- These kids are pretty great.

2857
01:52:20,410 --> 01:52:22,234
They know all kinds of weird shit.

2858
01:52:22,234 --> 01:52:25,930
(players laughing)

2859
01:52:25,930 --> 01:52:30,888
- You see that as she
says, call me Guilta.

2860
01:52:30,888 --> 01:52:33,708
(players laughing)

2861
01:52:33,708 --> 01:52:35,950
And she talks to you and Pasha.

2862
01:52:35,950 --> 01:52:37,928
She gets a deed for the house.

2863
01:52:37,928 --> 01:52:39,400
She's gonna go away for a long time

2864
01:52:39,400 --> 01:52:42,685
and figure out some shit
she's gotta deal with.

2865
01:52:42,685 --> 01:52:47,203
And she gives you this moral compass.

2866
01:52:47,203 --> 01:52:48,128
(Hank swallows)

2867
01:52:48,128 --> 01:52:50,627
(players laughing)

2868
01:52:50,627 --> 01:52:52,360
- I'm sorry, that was just a reaction.

2869
01:52:52,360 --> 01:52:54,790
It happens sometimes when
people give me things.

2870
01:52:54,790 --> 01:52:57,662
- I think, you know, and you guys

2871
01:52:57,662 --> 01:53:00,712
spend so many happy days
fixing up the house.

2872
01:53:00,712 --> 01:53:02,393
When Chief Tightass dies,

2873
01:53:02,393 --> 01:53:04,008
the police department is abolished.

2874
01:53:04,008 --> 01:53:05,830
(players laughing)

2875
01:53:05,830 --> 01:53:07,716
All they've ever done
is just shoot up places

2876
01:53:07,716 --> 01:53:10,093
and crash cars and fucking
ruin investigations.

2877
01:53:10,093 --> 01:53:11,975
Everything should have just
been Hunch the whole time.

2878
01:53:11,975 --> 01:53:14,350
(players laughing)

2879
01:53:14,350 --> 01:53:16,807
So she loses her job, but she gets a job

2880
01:53:16,807 --> 01:53:19,898
at her alma mater, FSU,
Flow State University.

2881
01:53:19,898 --> 01:53:21,064
- [Alex] (laughing) Aw.

2882
01:53:21,064 --> 01:53:24,248
And you spend many happy days surrounded

2883
01:53:24,248 --> 01:53:27,070
by kids jumping up and down
and pulling on your sleeves

2884
01:53:27,070 --> 01:53:30,419
saying, did you know, did
you know, did you know?

2885
01:53:30,419 --> 01:53:33,051
(players laughing)

2886
01:53:33,051 --> 01:53:34,510
(cool closing music)

2887
01:53:34,510 --> 01:53:35,343
Imelda.

2888
01:53:35,343 --> 01:53:39,250
- Imelda elopes with hypervigilance.

2889
01:53:39,250 --> 01:53:41,740
Her parents are very
hopeful that this means

2890
01:53:41,740 --> 01:53:44,350
that she'll finally settle
down and live a quiet life.

2891
01:53:44,350 --> 01:53:47,087
That doesn't happen in
any way, shape, or form.

2892
01:53:47,087 --> 01:53:48,730
She's at Sugah's every night.

2893
01:53:48,730 --> 01:53:52,030
But after a few months to years of this,

2894
01:53:52,030 --> 01:53:54,250
she's feeling a little bit empty inside

2895
01:53:54,250 --> 01:53:57,040
and she realizes that
there's something missing.

2896
01:53:57,040 --> 01:54:01,450
And one day she goes up
to a rickety old office

2897
01:54:01,450 --> 01:54:03,553
and knocks on the door.

2898
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:07,916
And when it's opened,

2899
01:54:07,916 --> 01:54:11,582
she says to her good friend,

2900
01:54:11,582 --> 01:54:13,210
Chattanooga Choo Choo.

2901
01:54:13,210 --> 01:54:15,040
That's that song you couldn't remember.

2902
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,457
- That was the song.
(players laughing)

2903
01:54:16,457 --> 01:54:18,543
Yeah, for sure. Yes, that was it.

2904
01:54:18,543 --> 01:54:23,320
That is for sure, that was
what. Another case closed.

2905
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:27,063
- That's all for Dimension 20: Mentopolis.

2906
01:54:27,063 --> 01:54:28,180
(players laughing)

2907
01:54:28,180 --> 01:54:30,019
Thank you so much for watching,

2908
01:54:30,019 --> 01:54:32,680
and we'll see you next
time here on Dimension 20.

2909
01:54:32,680 --> 01:54:35,710
Farewell!
(players clapping)

2910
01:54:35,710 --> 01:54:38,671
Oh, to you. To all of you.

2911
01:54:38,671 --> 01:54:41,258
To all of you, to all
of you, to all of you.

2912
01:54:41,258 --> 01:54:44,798
(crew members cheering)
(players clapping)

2913
01:54:44,798 --> 01:54:46,352
(upbeat jazz music)

2914
01:54:46,352 --> 01:54:47,410
(Hank cheers)