1 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:04,143 - [Jujubee] Ladies, stealth check time! 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,447 - [Alaska] Don't I have some perception shit? 3 00:00:08,447 --> 00:00:09,450 ♪ Boss ass bitch ♪ 4 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:12,306 - [Bob And Monét] Check your perception before you come for me. 5 00:00:12,306 --> 00:00:13,777 (queens laughing) 6 00:00:13,777 --> 00:00:16,319 - [Bob] Everyone think 20. - [Everyone] 20! 7 00:00:16,319 --> 00:00:17,503 ♪ Boss ass bitch ♪ 8 00:00:17,503 --> 00:00:19,590 - [Bob] I have anxiety! 9 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:21,120 - [Jujubee] See, I knew it was that bitch. 10 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,560 Can I go invisible right now? 11 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,363 - [Bob] Twyla, you are a loose cannon. 12 00:00:24,363 --> 00:00:25,196 ♪ Boss ass bitch ♪ 13 00:00:25,196 --> 00:00:26,820 - [Monét] Kill her. - Kill her now! 14 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,890 - I knew it! - Oh, fuck! 15 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:29,723 - [Monét] You are assaulting the man 16 00:00:29,723 --> 00:00:31,380 with a no-knock warrant. 17 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,518 - [Bob] Troyánn is saucy. 18 00:00:32,518 --> 00:00:33,480 ♪ Boss ass bitch ♪ 19 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,780 - Ladies- I wish I was alive! 20 00:00:35,780 --> 00:00:38,220 (squeaky) I think we should get naked and see what happens. 21 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,279 (gravelly) Servants of the Fae Realm. 22 00:00:40,279 --> 00:00:41,640 There is legend of a witch. 23 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,556 - [Jujubee] Hey, that was really emotional and beautiful. 24 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:46,226 ♪ Boss ass ♪ - [Jujubee] Bitch! 25 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:48,067 (Monét laughs) 26 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,703 - Hello, one and all! 27 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,840 Welcome to the thrilling finale of 28 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,803 "Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens." 29 00:00:56,803 --> 00:00:58,873 I'm your humble Dungeon Master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 30 00:00:58,873 --> 00:01:02,143 With me, for the very last time, our questing queens. 31 00:01:02,143 --> 00:01:03,643 Say hi, questing queens. 32 00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:06,020 - [Queens] Hi, questing queens. 33 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,888 - I don't want it to be our very last time. 34 00:01:07,888 --> 00:01:08,950 - I know. - [Bob] I don't either. 35 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:10,893 - Last time, it's our last time this time. 36 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:11,726 - This time. 37 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:12,873 - But I do wanna get out of the Underworld. 38 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,026 (all laughing) 39 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:15,165 That I do want. 40 00:01:15,165 --> 00:01:16,224 - It's not cute down here. 41 00:01:16,224 --> 00:01:17,240 (Brennan laughs) 42 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,376 - I'm kinda comfortable. 43 00:01:18,376 --> 00:01:20,173 - [Bob] Well your whole dark-sided family 44 00:01:20,173 --> 00:01:21,283 hanging out down here. 45 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:22,963 - Well, enjoy everyone else, yep. (Brennan laughs) 46 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:26,233 - We see the throne room of Thanara, 47 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:28,183 goddess of the Underworld. 48 00:01:28,183 --> 00:01:29,016 - Wow. 49 00:01:29,016 --> 00:01:31,622 (dramatic music) 50 00:01:40,296 --> 00:01:43,879 (dramatic music continues) 51 00:01:52,609 --> 00:01:56,192 (dramatic music continues) 52 00:02:04,831 --> 00:02:08,414 (dramatic music continues) 53 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:14,233 - Here she is, seated in her throne, 54 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:17,040 and by her side, Alacranos. 55 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:17,873 - Oh! - Oh! 56 00:02:17,873 --> 00:02:19,483 - Her scorpion champion. 57 00:02:19,483 --> 00:02:20,633 - [Bob] Honey, she got more legs 58 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:21,853 than a bucket of chicken. 59 00:02:21,853 --> 00:02:23,860 He literally does have more legs than a bucket of chicken. 60 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,933 (all laughing) 61 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:26,803 As an arachnid, he literally has more legs 62 00:02:26,803 --> 00:02:28,234 than a bucket of chicken. - [Monét] You know, honey. 63 00:02:28,234 --> 00:02:30,163 That stinger is doing her right. 64 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:32,263 - [Bob] Henny. - [Jujubee] I think she's the top. 65 00:02:32,263 --> 00:02:33,096 - [Bob] I'm not gonna lie, 66 00:02:33,096 --> 00:02:33,929 the stinger looked bigger in the picture. 67 00:02:33,929 --> 00:02:35,595 - [Jujubee] I think she's the top, yeah. - I'm not gonna lie, 68 00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:36,631 his stinger looked bigger in the picture. 69 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:37,464 - Did it really? 70 00:02:37,464 --> 00:02:38,975 - Not gonna lie, it did look bigger in the picture. 71 00:02:38,975 --> 00:02:39,883 Look at this weapon, girl. 72 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:40,716 What is- 73 00:02:40,716 --> 00:02:42,823 It's like a spear, 74 00:02:42,823 --> 00:02:45,103 but then it has little pieces on the side. 75 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:45,936 That will hurt you. 76 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:46,933 - Thank you, Bob. 77 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:51,673 - Surrounding the throne, as well, are, 78 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:55,494 I'm afraid to say it, your assembled enemies. 79 00:02:55,494 --> 00:02:56,327 - Oh god. 80 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:59,864 - [Brennan] We see Zaria Hex, the Blood Queen. 81 00:02:59,864 --> 00:03:02,023 - [Jujubee] She looks fierce. - [Alaska] Scary! 82 00:03:02,023 --> 00:03:02,910 - [Brennan] Very frightening. 83 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:03,743 - [Monét] Oh my gosh, 84 00:03:03,743 --> 00:03:05,484 she's like the Scarlet Witch on crack. 85 00:03:05,484 --> 00:03:07,273 - Let me see, can you put her close to my face? 86 00:03:07,273 --> 00:03:08,923 Ooh! - [Monét] Kill her, kill her now! 87 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:11,203 - Yeah, bite her ear. - Wow, that's so cool. 88 00:03:11,203 --> 00:03:13,333 - Who emerges from behind the throne. 89 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,233 - Honestly, whoever's working 90 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:16,067 in costume design here is eating. 91 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,347 - The art department is insane. - Oh the art department, 92 00:03:18,347 --> 00:03:20,443 we must once again shout out Rick Perry, 93 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:22,273 the whole incredible art department. 94 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:24,703 Addie, Katie, Raven, Shane, 95 00:03:24,703 --> 00:03:26,646 all the amazing artists we've had on this season. 96 00:03:26,646 --> 00:03:28,241 - You would look good in that outfit, Alaska. 97 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,238 That would look real good. 98 00:03:29,238 --> 00:03:30,468 - Can I borrow that, Zar? 99 00:03:30,468 --> 00:03:32,173 (all laughing) 100 00:03:32,173 --> 00:03:34,093 - [Brennan] Flying up by her side, 101 00:03:34,093 --> 00:03:35,759 Morgan of the Glaring Sun. 102 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,787 - [Bob] Oh look at the spear on this one. - [Monét] Oh, wow! 103 00:03:37,787 --> 00:03:39,373 Oh my god! - Skinty, honey. 104 00:03:39,373 --> 00:03:40,579 - [Jujubee] Look at the wings. 105 00:03:40,579 --> 00:03:42,943 - [Alaska] She's flying. - [Monét] That looks great. 106 00:03:42,943 --> 00:03:44,383 - [Brennan] She's flying, it's true. 107 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:45,943 - [Bob] She's coming for me. 108 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:48,493 - She is coming for you, indeed. 109 00:03:48,493 --> 00:03:51,823 We have Keena of Everdeep. - [Monét] Keena! 110 00:03:51,823 --> 00:03:53,953 Exactly how I described her. 111 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:55,447 - [Brennan] Boom, there you go. 112 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:57,040 The green skin and the black hair. 113 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,743 - [Bob] And that's the hook? - [Brennan] And the chain with the- 114 00:03:58,743 --> 00:04:00,754 - [Bob] Can I get a good look at, oh yeah, she- 115 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:02,984 - [Monét] That hook, honey. - This one's a mess. 116 00:04:02,984 --> 00:04:04,368 - That's cool. - She's messy. 117 00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:07,963 - An absolute mess, leaping down into the fray. 118 00:04:07,963 --> 00:04:10,723 And then- 119 00:04:10,723 --> 00:04:12,673 - Yeah let's see, let's see your uncle. 120 00:04:13,513 --> 00:04:14,533 - Uncle Kerwyn. 121 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:16,033 - Oh shit. 122 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:19,093 - [Brennan] Now suited up for battle, here he is, 123 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,803 the Duke of the Foehammers. 124 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,683 - [Jujubee] Oh, I pictured him like Patrick Swayze. 125 00:04:23,683 --> 00:04:25,371 - I guess he had time to get dressed too, didn't he? 126 00:04:25,371 --> 00:04:27,356 (all laughing) 127 00:04:27,356 --> 00:04:29,923 Had to stop by and grab a little something shiny, honey. 128 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:31,333 - Exactly. 129 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,103 - Shiny, kinda like my vagina. 130 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,603 - But, hey. 131 00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:35,503 You're not here. 132 00:04:35,503 --> 00:04:38,593 You're not here to see these enemies. 133 00:04:38,593 --> 00:04:39,853 In fact, I think we're hoping 134 00:04:39,853 --> 00:04:41,253 that these enemies are all met 135 00:04:41,253 --> 00:04:43,633 with a swift defeat. - Oh ours? 136 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,931 So, it is with pride and joy 137 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:49,732 that I would love to hand to you, Twyla. 138 00:04:49,732 --> 00:04:51,463 (Alaska squeals) 139 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:53,623 - She's so little. - Oh my god. 140 00:04:53,623 --> 00:04:55,558 Look at her little butterfly wings, she's so cute! 141 00:04:55,558 --> 00:04:56,818 - Oh my god. - Troyánn. 142 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:59,596 - Troyánn, look at her blue ass! 143 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:01,638 (Brennan laughs) 144 00:05:01,638 --> 00:05:03,350 Troyánn looks so cute. 145 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:05,053 - [Bob] Oh, Troyánn! - [Alaska] Troyánn. 146 00:05:05,053 --> 00:05:08,083 - [Bob] Got some jugs, honey. - [Jujubee] Twyla, wow. 147 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,476 - [Brennan] Incredible. - [Alaska] So pretty. 148 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,863 - [Monét] Look at Twyla. 149 00:05:11,863 --> 00:05:14,113 Twyla better be in a flying bevel. 150 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,000 You better work, girl. 151 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,513 Passé, right? 152 00:05:16,513 --> 00:05:17,953 - Tendu, fondue. 153 00:05:17,953 --> 00:05:18,786 - Gertrude. 154 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,735 - [Bob] Yeah, that's her! 155 00:05:20,735 --> 00:05:21,673 - Let me see Gertrude. 156 00:05:21,673 --> 00:05:24,153 - So sweet and anxious, oh Gertrude. 157 00:05:24,153 --> 00:05:25,553 - Oh my gosh, look at your horns. 158 00:05:25,553 --> 00:05:27,682 - Oh my god, and the hair actually looks like my hair today. 159 00:05:27,682 --> 00:05:28,746 (Brennan laughs) 160 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,013 - [Bob] She better werk, oh my gosh. 161 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:31,363 - [Jujubee] That dress is a tea length. 162 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:32,992 - [Bob] Look at that! - [Jujubee] This is cool. 163 00:05:32,992 --> 00:05:34,326 - [Alaska] Look at huh. - [Monét] Thank you. 164 00:05:34,326 --> 00:05:35,548 - [Alaska] She's fierce. 165 00:05:35,548 --> 00:05:36,618 - Oh yes, oh wait look at her, wait, 166 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:37,573 what is this in your hand? 167 00:05:37,573 --> 00:05:38,786 Is this your orb of magic? - [Brennan] It's a spell. 168 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:40,193 - [Bob] It's magic. - [Brennan] Yeah, it's magic. 169 00:05:40,193 --> 00:05:41,683 - Oh my god look at, yeah, you look great. 170 00:05:41,683 --> 00:05:43,693 - She's hot. - [Jujubee] Hold on, the businesswoman in me 171 00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:45,564 wants to reproduce a whole bunch of these. 172 00:05:45,564 --> 00:05:46,783 (Brennan and Monét laughing) 173 00:05:46,783 --> 00:05:49,966 - And of course, Princess. 174 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:53,504 (Monét laughing) 175 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,100 - [Bob] Why are you laughing at Princess? 176 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,023 - [Jujubee] Look at her tutu. 177 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,704 She is so hot. 178 00:05:57,704 --> 00:06:00,203 - [Monét] You look so good, bitch. 179 00:06:00,203 --> 00:06:03,193 Okay, Princess has been to Barry's a couple times, okay? 180 00:06:03,193 --> 00:06:05,843 - [Bob] She is Barry, - She is Barry. 181 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,273 Princess looks fierce, bitch. 182 00:06:08,273 --> 00:06:10,753 - She's so cute, I wanna be her. 183 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:13,552 - Honestly, Princess is giving, honey. 184 00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:15,613 - [Monét] The scrunchie. 185 00:06:15,613 --> 00:06:17,723 - Honestly, she's amazing. - [Monét] Wow. 186 00:06:17,723 --> 00:06:19,440 - Princess better. - Oh, incredible. 187 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,683 - That's fierce. 188 00:06:20,683 --> 00:06:22,590 - That's so good. - I love her. 189 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,591 - I got, okay I gotta take my jacket off for this, hold on. 190 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:28,230 It is getting wild up in here, honey. 191 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,063 Woo! 192 00:06:29,063 --> 00:06:31,217 - Oh, she got nice cheeks, too. 193 00:06:31,217 --> 00:06:32,575 Look at those cheeks. 194 00:06:32,575 --> 00:06:35,023 - [Monét] Troyánn looks fierce. - Monét had an idea for us. 195 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:36,463 - Oh yes. - [Brennan] Yes. 196 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,563 - So going into this final battle, 197 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:42,163 we were gifted by the lovely people here at "D20," 198 00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:43,916 their own personalized die? 199 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:44,749 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. 200 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:45,643 - And we feel that we're gonna 201 00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:47,377 strike the ones that we brought in. 202 00:06:47,377 --> 00:06:48,373 (Brennan gasps) - Okay. 203 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:51,984 - And bring in the era, the dawning of the "D20" die. 204 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:52,817 - Oh, beautiful. 205 00:06:52,817 --> 00:06:55,153 - So we're christening these die in this battle. 206 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,173 - Yes. - [Brennan] Here we go. 207 00:06:56,173 --> 00:06:57,913 - So if we win, it's 'cause I had 208 00:06:57,913 --> 00:06:59,071 a great idea to do this, okay? 209 00:06:59,071 --> 00:06:59,904 - [Brennan] Incredible. 210 00:06:59,904 --> 00:07:02,773 - And if we don't win? - If we lose, it's because y'all cursed 211 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:03,885 these motherfuckin' die. 212 00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:04,933 (Brennan laughs) 213 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,313 - Right now, I need help finding out 214 00:07:06,313 --> 00:07:07,873 which ones go back and which ones go. 215 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:09,673 - So, let's go ahead and break them in. 216 00:07:09,673 --> 00:07:11,503 First of all, I would love all of you 217 00:07:11,503 --> 00:07:16,243 to place your minis on the board, before we roll. 218 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:20,443 So, go ahead, this platform right here on the stone. 219 00:07:20,443 --> 00:07:21,613 In the middle of that platform, 220 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:22,850 go ahead and place your minis. 221 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:24,523 - [Alaska] This one? - Yeah, that one right there. 222 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:26,596 In whatever order you'd be standing in. 223 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:29,810 - I'll be toward the front, because I'm strong and big. 224 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,273 - [Monét] Yeah, sis. - [Brennan] So there's Princess. 225 00:07:31,273 --> 00:07:32,790 - Let's stand side by side. 226 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:34,303 'Cause I'm trying to get some courage, so- 227 00:07:34,303 --> 00:07:36,638 - [Brennan] I love it. - Gertie's gonna get up there. 228 00:07:36,638 --> 00:07:38,653 She's done hiding in the shadows. 229 00:07:38,653 --> 00:07:39,486 - Oh. 230 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:40,723 - And for you to know- - Was that a bad idea? 231 00:07:40,723 --> 00:07:41,923 - No, that's wonderful. 232 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:43,843 And for you to know, every one of these 233 00:07:43,843 --> 00:07:45,530 little sort of mini squares here, 234 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:47,113 if you notice these one inch squares? 235 00:07:47,113 --> 00:07:49,693 That equates to about five feet. 236 00:07:49,693 --> 00:07:50,743 So when you think about, 237 00:07:50,743 --> 00:07:54,643 so if you move, like for example, Princess moves 40 feet, 238 00:07:54,643 --> 00:07:57,703 that's the equivalent of eight squares. 239 00:07:57,703 --> 00:07:58,753 - Okay, got it. 240 00:07:58,753 --> 00:08:01,753 - And talk to me about the distance we can cover, 241 00:08:01,753 --> 00:08:03,133 like what about the space in between? 242 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:06,703 - [Brennan] So those spaces are very deadly. 243 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:10,333 Empty void opens underneath these platforms 244 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,166 in front of the throne. 245 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:12,013 - [Monét] These are floating platforms? 246 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,903 - These are floating platforms 247 00:08:13,903 --> 00:08:18,313 that fall away into empty nothingness below you. 248 00:08:18,313 --> 00:08:19,933 - So how do we know how much, 249 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:24,583 how do we find out the range our spells and attacks have? 250 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,623 - Your spell cards will list a range on them. 251 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:27,493 - Got it. 252 00:08:27,493 --> 00:08:29,743 - Some spells have shorter ranges than others. 253 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,873 Your weaponry also has ranges. 254 00:08:31,873 --> 00:08:35,083 Your longbows, for example, have different lengths. 255 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,033 There are some lengths that you can hit normally. 256 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,573 There are other lengths that you can hit with disadvantage, 257 00:08:40,573 --> 00:08:42,613 but I believe some of you also have some abilities 258 00:08:42,613 --> 00:08:43,663 that change in different ways. 259 00:08:43,663 --> 00:08:45,433 We can cover that as you ask 260 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,293 whether things are possible or not. 261 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:50,803 This is, of course, the biggest battle of the adventure, 262 00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:54,283 so feel free to ask for clarifications and points of order, 263 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,323 but let's christen these new dice, 264 00:08:56,323 --> 00:08:59,623 let's break in these new dice with rolling for initiative. 265 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,663 So let's go ahead and roll for initiative for combat, 266 00:09:01,663 --> 00:09:02,803 and let me know what you get. 267 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,663 - All right, initiative, let's do it. 268 00:09:04,663 --> 00:09:05,833 - [Bob] All right, that's gonna tell us- 269 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:07,920 - Initially I was afraid to do this, but I'm happy. 270 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,253 (Brennan laughs) 271 00:09:09,253 --> 00:09:10,207 - Here we go. 272 00:09:10,207 --> 00:09:11,907 (new dice clacking) 273 00:09:11,907 --> 00:09:16,416 - [Monét] Woo, my god. - Where's initiative? 274 00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:17,387 - 12. - [Monét] Jesus Christ. 275 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:18,438 - [Jujubee] 14. - [Brennan] 12. 276 00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:19,993 With initiative added in, right? 277 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,367 - Yeah. - 12 with initiative. 278 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:22,663 - [Bob] My initiative is, wait, where's my initiative? 279 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,253 - 26. - [Alaska] It's up at the top of the page. 280 00:09:24,253 --> 00:09:27,012 - 26, I have 13. 281 00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:28,481 - [Brennan] 26, 13- - I have nine. 282 00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:29,473 - [Monét] 13 for Troyánn. 283 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:30,793 - And nine for Gertrude. 284 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:33,613 - So I lied, I have a nine plus 12, actually. 285 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:34,933 That was a nine, not a six. 286 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,881 - 12 for Gertrude, 13 for Troyánn, 287 00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:41,543 26 for Twyla, and Princess had a 12 as well, right? 288 00:09:41,543 --> 00:09:43,333 - Yeah. - Okay. 289 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,166 Very, very cool. 290 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,153 All right, we're gonna let it fall where it falls. 291 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,513 - Now Brennan, it's not lost on me, 292 00:09:47,513 --> 00:09:50,207 and I just kinda realized this. 293 00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:54,250 You're, we're kinda fighting you. 294 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,005 (queens laughing) 295 00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:58,330 You are the enemy. 296 00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,713 - The enemy and the friend. 297 00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:01,333 - And the friend. - Frenemy. 298 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,146 - Well, you know? 299 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,130 - The fren-enemy. 300 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:07,363 - But yeah, the Dungeon Master is a position 301 00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:10,213 of both collaborator, and at times, opponent. 302 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:11,804 - So master of manipulation. 303 00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:13,693 (Brennan laughs) 304 00:10:13,693 --> 00:10:17,151 - So, we are going to break into combat. 305 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,993 - So, we are going to break into combat. 306 00:10:19,993 --> 00:10:22,573 I will tell you right now, in the order that you had, 307 00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:25,093 your enemies have certain initiative orders as well, 308 00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:29,413 but the order that you will be acting in is Twyla first, 309 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:30,973 then Troyánn, 310 00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:33,583 Princess and Gertrude, you act on the same initiative, 311 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,718 so you can decide between you who goes first. 312 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:39,445 - Do you wanna go first, or do you want me to? 313 00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:43,669 - I am going to go first. 314 00:10:43,669 --> 00:10:45,793 - [Brennan] (gasp) Very brave. - Okay. 315 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:46,963 Twyla. - Yeah. 316 00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:50,683 - You look and see, assembled before you, 317 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:54,073 before the Throne of Thanara, 318 00:10:54,073 --> 00:10:56,263 all of these enemies stepping forward 319 00:10:56,263 --> 00:10:58,573 from the skulls and shadows. 320 00:10:58,573 --> 00:11:00,376 (gravelly) Zaria Hex. 321 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,543 Oh, little fairy. 322 00:11:04,543 --> 00:11:08,050 You have flown too close to the shadows. 323 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:10,588 The time has come to peel 324 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:12,973 those pretty little wings off your back. 325 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,533 - Oh, hell nah. 326 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,328 Okay, so can I do something right now? 327 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,711 - [Brennan] It is your turn, you are first to act. 328 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,544 - You have to do something. 329 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,423 - Here's my question. - [Brennan] Yes. 330 00:11:19,423 --> 00:11:20,709 - [Jujubee] So here's the attack, right? 331 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:21,542 - I think you should. 332 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,386 - It's longbow and short- Miss Thang. 333 00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:26,563 Do you want me to die? - No. 334 00:11:26,563 --> 00:11:28,393 - So there's longbow and shortsword, right? 335 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:29,226 - [Brennan] Yeah. - It says, 336 00:11:29,226 --> 00:11:32,053 "On your first turn of combat, 337 00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:33,523 your movement increases by 10." 338 00:11:33,523 --> 00:11:34,356 - [Brennan] Yes. 339 00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:35,203 - "You gain one extra attack, 340 00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:36,863 and that extra attack deals more damage." 341 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,403 Is it longbow, or shortsword, or either one? 342 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:40,513 - Either one. - [Jujubee] Either one. 343 00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:42,013 - Why don't you use magic? 344 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:42,943 - Huh? 345 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,593 - You don't wanna use magic? 346 00:11:44,593 --> 00:11:45,913 - Should I use magic? 347 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,263 - What I will say is this, 348 00:11:47,263 --> 00:11:49,816 there are some very good spells that you have, right? 349 00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:50,773 You have a couple- 350 00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:52,093 - Maybe I'll do the Hunter's Mark. 351 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,913 - Hunter's Mark, well here's the cool thing too. 352 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:56,413 So here's what I would say. 353 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:57,343 This is where I will, 354 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:58,933 I'm gonna take off my enemy hat for a second 355 00:11:58,933 --> 00:12:01,593 and put on my friend hat. - Okay. 356 00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,193 - So there's a bunch of great options. 357 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:04,963 Summon Beast is a great option. 358 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,163 Hunter's Mark is a good- 359 00:12:06,163 --> 00:12:07,933 - I always wanna summon the beast. 360 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,973 - [Brennan] Of course. - That's my kitty. 361 00:12:09,973 --> 00:12:11,983 - So, what I will say is this, 362 00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:13,933 Summon Beast is great, 363 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:18,283 but you cannot cast two leveled spells, 364 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:21,673 meaning two powerful spells on the same turn. 365 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,980 Hunter's Mark is actually not a full action to cast. 366 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:25,813 If you look at your cheat sheet, 367 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,313 you'll see it's a bonus action, 368 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,403 which means that probably the most efficient turn, 369 00:12:30,403 --> 00:12:32,743 given that you have extra attacks 370 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,652 only on your first turn of combat- 371 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:35,485 - I should do that first. 372 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:38,053 - You should probably do Hunter's Mark first, 373 00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:40,183 and then you could cast Hunter's Mark, 374 00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:43,600 and get three attacks with all that extra damage from- 375 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,803 - Well, let's do that. 376 00:12:44,803 --> 00:12:45,636 - Hell yeah. 377 00:12:45,636 --> 00:12:46,753 - First she was like, eh. 378 00:12:46,753 --> 00:12:48,403 - Tell me what to say, so the camera can get me saying it. 379 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:49,236 What is it? 380 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,069 - I'll take the one- 381 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,083 - So you're gonna want. 382 00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:56,683 So you're gonna probably want to cast Hunter's Mark, 383 00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,093 and then take your three attacks. 384 00:12:58,093 --> 00:13:00,013 - Okay, all right ladies, you ready for this? 385 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:00,846 - Okay. 386 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,679 - Twyla- - What's that? 387 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,613 - Me, I'm gonna cast my Hunter's Mark, 388 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:04,933 and then I'm gonna take the three attacks, 389 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,433 which I think is a really genius move 390 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,565 for somebody who is an amateur. 391 00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:10,453 (all laughing) 392 00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:11,286 Do you know what I'm saying? 393 00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:14,173 - Brilliant, I mean your tactics are on point, 100%. 394 00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:15,553 - Bold of you to assume they're gonna edit out 395 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:16,723 all the coaching. 396 00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:18,525 - I really hope you do, editor. 397 00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:21,643 (Brennan laughs) 398 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:23,923 - So, the range on Hunter's Mark 399 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:25,543 is pretty long, it's 90 feet, 400 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,343 but you are still the full length of the battlefield away, 401 00:13:27,343 --> 00:13:28,857 so let's see, well first of all, 402 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:30,533 who do you wanna cast Hunter's Mark on? 403 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,963 'Cause you have to pick one target for it. 404 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,643 - Zaria Hex killed all your people. 405 00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,043 - I, that's who I think it should do. 406 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:36,433 - Is he fighting just us, 407 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,863 or is he just going back and forth? 408 00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:40,453 - Give me an insight check real quick. 409 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,653 - Okay, insight check. 410 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,963 'Cause I looked up Friend, 411 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,313 and it said it only works on people 412 00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:47,152 who aren't hostile against you. 413 00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:47,985 - [Brennan] Yes, yes, yes, for sure. 414 00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:49,100 - So I don't know if he's hostile against me or not. 415 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:53,203 I got a two plus two, I got a four. 416 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,993 - So, I think you try to take a moment and be like, 417 00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:57,283 what's this guy's angle? 418 00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,416 And as that happens, he goes- 419 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,693 (bloodthirsty roar) 420 00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:04,183 And all rational thought just- 421 00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:06,793 - Now we know. - Got it, got it. 422 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:07,663 Anything nearby. 423 00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,688 - It's like asking Eureka a question, you know? 424 00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:11,443 It's kind of just, wah! 425 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:12,733 You don't get a clear answer. 426 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,255 - Right. - Oh my god. 427 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,203 (all laughing) 428 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:20,796 - So, if Zaria's the target, 429 00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:24,343 you would have to fly forward, 430 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:27,103 at least to the edge of that platform there 431 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,019 to be within range. 432 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:28,852 - So how long was that? - Which is how many feet? 433 00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:30,133 - How long is that whole thing? 434 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,463 - This whole thing is about, so I'll give you 80 feet. 435 00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:35,863 That's 80 feet right there, another 10, 436 00:14:35,863 --> 00:14:38,953 so about the, actually the middle over here 437 00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:41,203 is about 90 feet. 438 00:14:41,203 --> 00:14:43,993 And from the middle of that to Twyla 439 00:14:43,993 --> 00:14:46,753 is probably about 20 feet. 440 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,593 - Okay. 441 00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:48,943 - [Brennan] Twyla, you have to close 442 00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:49,903 a little bit of distance 443 00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:52,423 for your Hunter's Mark to reach Zaria. 444 00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:53,780 - [Jujubee] Well how do I get closer, then? 445 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,653 Wait a minute, can I do a dash? 446 00:14:56,653 --> 00:14:58,003 But then I lose the attack. 447 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:58,836 - Use your attack. 448 00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:01,603 - Your speed is actually 40 right now, and you can fly. 449 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,493 So you just have to, so you can move for free. 450 00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:05,023 You can move up to 40 feet for free, 451 00:15:05,023 --> 00:15:06,493 and you only need to move 20 feet. 452 00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:07,513 You're totally good. 453 00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:08,533 You can just move and get closer, 454 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,583 but what I need you to decide 455 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,433 is where do you wanna move to to get closer to her? 456 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,679 You can go up a little bit, you can go- 457 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,800 - [Monét] She's right here, right? 458 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,755 - [Brennan] Yeah, that's Zaria right there. 459 00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:16,960 - [Monét] Zaria right there. - [Jujubee] That's Zaria. 460 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,776 - [Monét] So if you go right here, you can do that. 461 00:15:20,776 --> 00:15:22,078 - [Alaska] You'll be within range. - Yeah, let's go there. 462 00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:23,236 - [Brennan] Cool. - Let's go right there. 463 00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:25,357 - Also, because you have so much movement, 464 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,443 because you actually have 40 feet, 465 00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:28,183 if you wanted to go there, 466 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:31,003 and elevate and go higher, you could do that as well, 467 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:31,836 'cause you can fly. 468 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:32,669 - You want me to fly you over? 469 00:15:32,669 --> 00:15:33,823 - [Jujubee] Yeah, I wanna hover, 470 00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:35,803 I wanna hover, like a helicopter. 471 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,543 - How many feet up would you say you wanna hover? 472 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,043 - Let's say 13 feet. 473 00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:40,603 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. - 13? 474 00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:41,893 - That's my lucky number. 475 00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:42,853 Should I go higher? 476 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,703 - Yes, 13, but that's one Bob. 477 00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:48,643 - Okay, let's, oh yeah, I'm as tall as you now. 478 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,343 Let's say 33 1/2 feet. 479 00:15:51,343 --> 00:15:54,433 - [Brennan] 33 1/2 feet. - Damn. 480 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,073 - Let's make it a nice, round number. 481 00:15:56,073 --> 00:15:59,481 33.33- - [Monét] She's like pi, pi feet. 482 00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:00,546 - Incredible. 483 00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:02,713 - Just a half inch off the ground, don't get crazy. 484 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:03,886 - Oh my god! 485 00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:08,265 - And Twyla is soaring over the battlefield. 486 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:10,014 - [Monét] Oh this is so- - [Bob] Werk. 487 00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:10,847 - [Jujubee] Actually, can you make her 488 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:12,553 go up a little bit higher? 489 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,083 - Oh sure. - What the? 490 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:17,750 - And that's the magic of this amazing- 491 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,502 - [Bob] Oh she looks amazing. - [Monét] Werk! 492 00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:21,596 - [Bob] About to give 'em the business today. 493 00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:25,750 - Okay, 'cause now if I played DnD with people, 494 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,288 I'm not gonna be this impressed. 495 00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:29,026 - Nobody can do this, yeah. 496 00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:32,743 - If we invite you over, we do expect you to bring this. 497 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:33,576 - Yes. 498 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,493 - Straight up, I constantly disappoint my friends. 499 00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:37,663 That's all I do all day. 500 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,770 I roll up, and they're like Brennan's gonna play DnD, 501 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,598 and I'm like, I got a dry erase board and Mancala beads. 502 00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:44,634 (all laughing) 503 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:45,606 - No! 504 00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:46,933 - And they go, "What happened?" 505 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,789 And I was like, "Well, Rick Perry doesn't follow me around 506 00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:51,343 in my day-to-day life." 507 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,423 - What's up, Rick, come on! 508 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,763 Be cool, bro, be cool! - Be cool, Rick! 509 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,229 Rick is very cool, this is sick as hell. 510 00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:57,404 - Yeah, this is amazing. Okay, sorry. 511 00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:58,693 - Incredible, so you're going to go ahead 512 00:16:58,693 --> 00:17:00,823 and cast Hunter's Mark. 513 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:02,863 So Hunter's Mark means that you 514 00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:04,963 have picked your target in the battle. 515 00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:06,276 Every time you hit her, 516 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,461 you are going to deal an additional one D6 damage. 517 00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:11,294 - That's amazing. 518 00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:13,063 - And what does it look like, magically, 519 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:15,514 as Twyla casts Hunter's Mark on Zaria? 520 00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:16,663 - [Jujubee] So, this- - Yes! 521 00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:20,280 - So Twyla, right now, is in such a space in her brain 522 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,823 - So Twyla, right now, is in such a space in her brain 523 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,313 where she's just ready to protect her sisters 524 00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:26,623 and bring back the Fae people, right? 525 00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:29,323 So she centers herself in the sky. 526 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:32,784 She has one leg up, and she does one of these. 527 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,881 - (trills) Ha! (crashing, wood crackling) 528 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:36,776 (Brennan grunts) 529 00:17:36,776 --> 00:17:40,453 - Zaria (grunts) as this sort of just pure, scintillating, 530 00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:44,587 angry red glitter (yelps) fairy magic covers her face. 531 00:17:44,587 --> 00:17:45,733 (Brennan grunts) 532 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:49,213 And you now have Hunter's Mark cast on her. 533 00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:52,363 You're gonna give me three attack rolls on Zaria Hex. 534 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,383 - Oh, three! 535 00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:54,553 - Let's go for it, oh here we go. 536 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:57,253 - Okay, attack rolls. - Mm-hmm. 537 00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:58,843 - Just kill her, off the bat, just- 538 00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,793 - Where's my attack, baby? 539 00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,533 - She can get three nat 20s. 540 00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:05,803 - So she gets to roll the D20 dice three times, and- 541 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:09,643 - Yes, on your first turn of combat, 542 00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,593 you get an extra attack. 543 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,723 As a ranger, she's all about it, 544 00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:15,493 it's why she has a plus 14 to initiative. 545 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,953 She's all about the ambush, like hiding in the woods, 546 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,003 coming out with the ambush. 547 00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:20,443 - Are they gonna get an extra attack too? 548 00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:22,153 - No, they will not get an extra attack, 549 00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:25,453 but for example, Troyánn has ability called Action Surge 550 00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:28,003 that can let her attack two extra times in a round. 551 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,053 - Sounds like a soda. 552 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,113 Get an Action Surge! 553 00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:32,946 - This is your first attack, 554 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,023 and I believe you're adding plus 11 every time. 555 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,403 - Where is it, where's that? 556 00:18:36,403 --> 00:18:38,173 - On your- - What is the XP? 557 00:18:38,173 --> 00:18:41,247 Can we find out what their hit points are? 558 00:18:41,247 --> 00:18:43,063 - No, you don't know. 559 00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:44,623 I'll describe how injured they get. 560 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,434 - Oh here, is it here? - Yeah, yeah, plus 11. 561 00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:49,537 - Brennan, that's shady. - [Jujubee] Oh my gosh, okay. 562 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:50,743 - [Monét] That's shady, Brennan. - Okay, ladies. 563 00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:52,553 One, two, three. - [Monét] Come on, girl. 564 00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:53,789 - 20! - 20! 565 00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:54,672 - 13. - Oh! 566 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:57,373 - So 13 plus 11, 24. 567 00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:59,409 As your first arrow flies, 568 00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:03,249 you see Zaria goes for a Counterspell to defeat the mark, 569 00:19:03,249 --> 00:19:05,715 you see Zaria goes for a counterspell to defeat the mark, 570 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:07,153 but Gertie, you know, 571 00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:09,493 Counterspell only has a range of 60 feet. 572 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,473 - I know that, that's a fact. 573 00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:12,793 - That's a fact, so in other words, 574 00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:15,643 Twyla is outside the range of a Counterspell. 575 00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:19,218 Instead, you see Zaria, woo, whips a Shield around her body. 576 00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:20,901 Instead, you see Zaria, woo, whips a Shield around her body. 577 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,743 - Oh, okay. - She casts the Shield spell. 578 00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:27,043 Your mark is so true that it flies 579 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:29,263 through the glimmering runes of the shield spell, 580 00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,963 and even though she's raised her armor class by five, 581 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,373 that roll still hits her. 582 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,843 - (almost inaudible) Fuck yeah. - First attack hits. 583 00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:35,833 Go ahead and roll your second attack. 584 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,333 - Also Counterspell's a big spell, 585 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,813 so she can't do it too many more times. 586 00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,015 - Mm-hmm, absolutely. 587 00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:41,126 - Zaria Hex. 588 00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,613 - Zaria Hex, you- 589 00:19:42,613 --> 00:19:44,079 - Hit her Zaria necks. 590 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:46,273 - You little piece of shit! 591 00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:47,499 - Punch her in her Zaria pecs. 592 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:49,066 - All right, Zaria, you come and get this- 593 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,259 - Zaria about to get decked. 594 00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:52,540 - You about to get pummeled! 595 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,133 12. - 12, woo! 596 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,513 - That's another- - Plus 14. 597 00:19:55,513 --> 00:19:56,881 - That's another hit. - Oh, wait. 598 00:19:56,881 --> 00:19:58,836 - 12 plus 11. 599 00:19:58,836 --> 00:20:01,746 That is another hit, go ahead and roll your third. 600 00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:03,011 - Come on! 601 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:06,231 Okay, ຊາວ, ຊາວ, ຊາວ, which means 20 in Laotian. 602 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:09,101 (Queens chanting 'ຊາວ') 603 00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:13,048 - Seven plus 11 is 18. - Not bad. 604 00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:14,222 - Right? - Oh, that's not good. 605 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,873 - 18 exactly hits her armor class. 606 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:19,183 One less, and that third attack 607 00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,571 is the one that does the extra damage. 608 00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:23,666 - We now know that Zaria Hex is 18. 609 00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:24,673 I got a little intel. 610 00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:25,692 - [Brennan] A little intel, a little intel. 611 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,533 - 18. 612 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,723 - So, you are going to roll 613 00:20:28,723 --> 00:20:31,003 a truly absurd amount of damage right now. 614 00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:32,323 - What? 615 00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:33,643 - 'Cause you've hit all three times, 616 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,776 so you are going to roll, 617 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,543 and I can give you some extra dice to roll 618 00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:39,150 if you want some extra dice for this. 619 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,578 - Oh, give it to me, daddy. 620 00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:42,600 - Here we go. - Come here. 621 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,387 - That's dungeon daddy to you. 622 00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,093 - You're gonna take your- - Do you see how nervous I am? 623 00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:47,353 I'm like sweaty. - It's incredible. 624 00:20:47,353 --> 00:20:49,213 This is an incredible first turn of combat. 625 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,223 Go ahead and grab your D8. - You better werk! 626 00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:54,235 Grab your D8, and then grab your D6. 627 00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,676 - [Jujubee] Okay, D6, D8. 628 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,873 - I don't think Twyla can count that far. 629 00:20:58,873 --> 00:21:00,943 - And you're going to take- - She's a dancer. 630 00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:03,223 - Another two D6, that's from Hunter's Mark, 631 00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:06,533 and this is all the rest of your Zephyr Strike, or of your- 632 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,715 - We're gonna ruin her. 633 00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:09,883 - You're going to roll all of those, 634 00:21:09,883 --> 00:21:11,893 and then because you hit three times, 635 00:21:11,893 --> 00:21:14,143 and you add, and you got the magical bow, 636 00:21:14,143 --> 00:21:16,603 and you add your dexterity every time you hit, 637 00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:17,473 you're gonna roll all of those, 638 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,423 and you're gonna add 18. 639 00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:20,450 - [Monét] Oh my god. - Ruin her. 640 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,149 Ruin her. - End her, girl. 641 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:23,299 - Get her together. 642 00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:25,603 - She is sorry she brought her ass down to the Underworld. 643 00:21:25,603 --> 00:21:27,163 - Are you rolling them one at a time? 644 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,693 - Baby. - [Monét] One at a- 645 00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:31,521 - How many queens get to do this? 646 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:32,413 So I'm gonna, okay, so that's- 647 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:33,523 - Four, actually. 648 00:21:33,523 --> 00:21:35,833 - Okay, four. 649 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,884 Come on. 650 00:21:36,884 --> 00:21:38,293 (dramatic music) 651 00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:39,643 Seven. 652 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:40,886 - So that's 15. 653 00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:44,299 - Six, five. - 20. 654 00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:46,786 - Three. - [Brennan] 23. 655 00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:49,693 - Two, what, motherfucker. - [Brennan] 25. 656 00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:53,279 - Six! 657 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:57,305 - 31 plus 18, 49 points of damage. 658 00:21:57,305 --> 00:22:00,613 - 31 plus 18, 49 points of damage. 659 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,904 Zaria steps forward going, 660 00:22:03,904 --> 00:22:06,537 (gravelly) Such pain and ruin, will I- 661 00:22:06,537 --> 00:22:08,050 (Brennan imitating arrows thudding) 662 00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:10,513 And just vomits about ten gallons of blood, 663 00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:12,013 stumbling backwards. - Yes. 664 00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:15,043 - She has gone from the height of her power 665 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:19,630 to struggling to live in one round of combat. 666 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,213 - It's what she deserves. 667 00:22:21,213 --> 00:22:23,420 (tense music) 668 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:26,232 (arrows whooshing) 669 00:22:26,232 --> 00:22:28,799 (Zaria grunts) 670 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:32,088 (arrow loading and firing) 671 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:34,258 (Zaria screeching) 672 00:22:34,258 --> 00:22:36,958 (thunder booms) (deep reverb) 673 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,263 (dramatic music) 674 00:22:38,263 --> 00:22:42,433 - You have taken away well more than half of her hit points 675 00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:44,161 in your first turn of combat. 676 00:22:44,161 --> 00:22:45,127 - Wait how many points altogether, 677 00:22:45,127 --> 00:22:46,243 how many points did she take from her? 678 00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:47,293 - [Brennan] You did 49. 679 00:22:47,293 --> 00:22:50,113 - So she's got less than 50 points left, okay I'm keeping- 680 00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:51,373 - How many points she has left? 681 00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:52,993 - Less than, he won't tell us but- 682 00:22:52,993 --> 00:22:54,823 - I won't tell you exact numbers, but she- 683 00:22:54,823 --> 00:22:56,260 - But we know, less than 49. 684 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,183 - She just, fairy arrows, 685 00:22:58,183 --> 00:23:01,153 and you can feel a pouch at your side 686 00:23:01,153 --> 00:23:04,153 filled with playing cards is glowing so brightly 687 00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:07,633 that yeah, the chamber fills with light! 688 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:09,433 You still have your Hunter's Mark on her, 689 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,763 and she stumbles backward, badly injured. 690 00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:14,683 Incredible turn from Twyla. 691 00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:17,323 - All the fairies are happy. - Yes! 692 00:23:17,323 --> 00:23:19,213 I'm very proud of myself for that move. 693 00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:20,953 - That was very great. - That was good. 694 00:23:20,953 --> 00:23:22,732 - It was incredible. - That's really good. 695 00:23:22,732 --> 00:23:25,663 - I wanna know what she has to say to me after that hit. 696 00:23:25,663 --> 00:23:27,253 Does she have any words? - Ouch. 697 00:23:27,253 --> 00:23:29,143 - You can tell that this woman has spent 698 00:23:29,143 --> 00:23:31,663 an entire necromantic life, 699 00:23:31,663 --> 00:23:34,753 mostly pithily quipping at people 700 00:23:34,753 --> 00:23:36,703 that she then melts with magic, 701 00:23:36,703 --> 00:23:39,529 and all she can do right now is just vomit blood. 702 00:23:39,529 --> 00:23:40,833 - Good, good for her. 703 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:41,666 (Brennan retches) 704 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,723 - Just that sort of thing of the click lock 705 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,353 in the back of the throat of (retches) as whatever magic, 706 00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:49,813 just those fairy arrows piercing her chest. 707 00:23:49,813 --> 00:23:50,953 - She's gagging, literally. 708 00:23:50,953 --> 00:23:52,070 - Literally gagging. 709 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:52,903 - I don't know why you're all gagging. 710 00:23:52,903 --> 00:23:54,163 - I make people gag all the time. 711 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:54,996 - There you go. 712 00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:56,323 - But you don't, and that's the good thing. 713 00:23:56,323 --> 00:23:57,156 - I don't know why are you gagging? 714 00:23:57,156 --> 00:23:58,094 Because you're full of arrows. 715 00:23:58,094 --> 00:23:59,443 (Jujubee laughs) 716 00:23:59,443 --> 00:24:01,893 - You see one of your enemies leaps into action. 717 00:24:01,893 --> 00:24:02,726 - Oh god. 718 00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:06,711 - You see Kerwyn takes his sword aloft and goes- 719 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,167 - Fuckin' Kerwyn. 720 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:11,713 - (gruff) Sorry for the deception, my beautiful niece. 721 00:24:11,713 --> 00:24:14,983 Just needed you to come a little bit closer. 722 00:24:14,983 --> 00:24:17,313 Be so much easier to drag your soul here 723 00:24:17,313 --> 00:24:19,993 if you're already here to start with. 724 00:24:19,993 --> 00:24:22,606 He is going to leap forward here. 725 00:24:25,268 --> 00:24:26,396 - Is he gonna get on that platform? 726 00:24:26,396 --> 00:24:29,711 - He flies into a rage. - Oh god. 727 00:24:29,711 --> 00:24:31,123 (Brennan roars) 728 00:24:31,123 --> 00:24:34,269 - [Brennan] And leaps onto this platform here. 729 00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:35,383 - What the? 730 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,973 - [Brennan] The stone cracks underneath him as he lands, 731 00:24:39,973 --> 00:24:43,843 and he surges forward to about here. 732 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:45,996 - [Bob] Oh god, he's so close to her! 733 00:24:45,996 --> 00:24:47,623 - To who, to me? - Yes, bitch! 734 00:24:47,623 --> 00:24:48,753 He's right next to you! 735 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:52,093 - Maybe I should've gone higher, huh? 736 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:54,493 - He, actually I need to sort of see his movements. 737 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,980 - Maybe you shouldn't. 738 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:57,313 (Bob laughs) 739 00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,213 - [Brennan] Actually, now that you bring it up, 740 00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,998 that's a great point. 741 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,640 - No, no. 742 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,373 - Wait, how high are you flying? 743 00:25:03,373 --> 00:25:05,263 You are a skyscraper. 744 00:25:05,263 --> 00:25:06,403 - You know, we can all just go back. 745 00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:07,236 She's got this. 746 00:25:07,236 --> 00:25:09,223 That first hit was great. 747 00:25:09,223 --> 00:25:11,503 - She's like, goodnight. 748 00:25:11,503 --> 00:25:13,143 - [Brennan] I've somehow misplaced- - Thank you, goodnight. 749 00:25:13,143 --> 00:25:14,773 - [Brennan] My little measuring guide. 750 00:25:14,773 --> 00:25:16,753 - Honestly, I don't think we need to go there. 751 00:25:16,753 --> 00:25:19,502 Let's just, why don't you roll perception right now? 752 00:25:19,502 --> 00:25:20,514 - Just gonna see- 753 00:25:20,514 --> 00:25:23,171 (all laughing) 754 00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:26,153 - Why don't you roll it, yeah, yeah! - [Jujubee] Why don't you? 755 00:25:26,153 --> 00:25:28,056 - [Jujubee] Why don't you roll the perception. 756 00:25:28,056 --> 00:25:32,203 - So from there to there is 50 feet, 757 00:25:32,203 --> 00:25:36,100 and from him to you is- - [Jujubee] 180 feet. 758 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:39,793 - Is about 35. - And? 759 00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:42,883 - Which means that you're about five feet past 760 00:25:42,883 --> 00:25:44,863 where he could jump to and hit you. 761 00:25:44,863 --> 00:25:45,989 - Oh, werk. 762 00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:47,353 - He's not going to, is he? 763 00:25:47,353 --> 00:25:48,283 'Cause I'm cute. 764 00:25:48,283 --> 00:25:49,903 - [Bob] He's gunning for- - No, you're safe. 765 00:25:49,903 --> 00:25:52,303 If you were five feet closer to him, he can hit you. 766 00:25:52,303 --> 00:25:54,898 - Oh, I misunderstood. 767 00:25:54,898 --> 00:25:57,323 - [Brennan] Troyánn, that is going to be your turn. 768 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,394 - Okay. - All right, Troyánnica. 769 00:25:59,394 --> 00:26:00,673 - [Jujubee] Oh my god. 770 00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:03,296 - So, what Troyánn wants to do, 771 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:08,323 now I, of course, am gonna attack cousin KeeKee. 772 00:26:08,323 --> 00:26:09,314 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 773 00:26:09,314 --> 00:26:12,283 - (whisper) But cyclops is closer. - Sounds very personal. 774 00:26:12,283 --> 00:26:14,383 - You're right, he is closer, but he's so, 775 00:26:14,383 --> 00:26:15,223 oh you know what? 776 00:26:15,223 --> 00:26:16,411 You right. 777 00:26:16,411 --> 00:26:18,196 Uncle Ker-Ker? 778 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,923 You tried to fuck me up earlier, 779 00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:22,153 and I got something for his ass. 780 00:26:22,153 --> 00:26:22,986 - That's right, yeah. 781 00:26:22,986 --> 00:26:24,376 Yeah, you're right! 782 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:28,543 - Mhmm. Okay, so what I'm gonna do first is I can do, 783 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:29,376 okay so I have a question. 784 00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:32,643 My perci-, I'm gonna get this word before we leave here. 785 00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:36,861 Perstidigation, perstig-, perstidigitation. 786 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:38,983 - I think it's Prestidigitation. - Yeah, that's right. 787 00:26:38,983 --> 00:26:40,363 But you know, those were all the syllables. 788 00:26:40,363 --> 00:26:42,223 It's Presti-digitation. 789 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:43,363 - Prestidigitation. 790 00:26:43,363 --> 00:26:45,403 So, minor magical tricks and illusions. 791 00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:46,892 What does that, that's so vague. 792 00:26:46,892 --> 00:26:48,918 What are my minor- - This your card? 793 00:26:48,918 --> 00:26:52,366 - Is this your, is this your card? 794 00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:53,504 - I cut the cards. 795 00:26:53,504 --> 00:26:55,483 - It kind of is magic tricks and things like that. 796 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,583 It's small little illusions like that. 797 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:58,813 In the heat of this battle, 798 00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:01,363 that spell's probably not gonna be too much use to you. 799 00:27:01,363 --> 00:27:02,473 - Okay, all right. 800 00:27:02,473 --> 00:27:06,103 - It might help with some other kind of feat of athletics, 801 00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:07,273 or something else like that, 802 00:27:07,273 --> 00:27:08,443 but for the most part, 803 00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:11,233 you have more potent abilities available to you. 804 00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:12,066 - Okay. 805 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,498 So what I want to do is- 806 00:27:15,498 --> 00:27:17,953 - Oh yeah, is that the weapon he hit Monét with earlier? 807 00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:18,859 - Yeah. - Yes. 808 00:27:18,859 --> 00:27:19,992 - Damn, that thing is- 809 00:27:19,992 --> 00:27:21,763 - It's big, right? 810 00:27:21,763 --> 00:27:25,093 - [Bob] That's bigger than her whole little fairy body. 811 00:27:25,093 --> 00:27:25,926 - Right? 812 00:27:25,926 --> 00:27:27,253 - You could probably shoot arrows 813 00:27:27,253 --> 00:27:30,403 and fucking take out Zaria, right? 814 00:27:30,403 --> 00:27:31,723 From this range? 815 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,074 'Cause you can shoot from far. 816 00:27:33,074 --> 00:27:35,578 - How far can I shoot? - [Bob] She's almost dead. 817 00:27:35,578 --> 00:27:37,393 - It doesn't say, what is the range of my, of my- 818 00:27:37,393 --> 00:27:40,063 - Yeah, I guess if we get her first. 819 00:27:40,063 --> 00:27:42,313 - She's almost dead, but he's really close, 820 00:27:42,313 --> 00:27:43,363 which feels like something in- 821 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:44,953 - I'll take him. 822 00:27:44,953 --> 00:27:48,133 - I think she wants to take him, that's the thing, right? 823 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,489 - I wanna take him. - [Jujubee] Yeah. 824 00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:50,322 - Yeah. - But so do you. 825 00:27:50,322 --> 00:27:52,247 'Cause he hurt you. 826 00:27:52,247 --> 00:27:56,096 - But you can shoot arrows really, how far can she shoot? 827 00:27:56,096 --> 00:27:58,293 - Oh, your range on that is 150 feet. 828 00:27:58,293 --> 00:27:59,126 - Oh, okay. 829 00:27:59,126 --> 00:28:00,943 - So you can hit pretty much anyone on this board, 830 00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:03,424 provided they don't have- 831 00:28:03,424 --> 00:28:05,023 - You can shoot back to the bazaar at this point. 832 00:28:05,023 --> 00:28:06,493 - Yeah, there are some people 833 00:28:06,493 --> 00:28:09,333 that would have cover from you, 834 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,948 like if you think about a straight line from your character. 835 00:28:11,948 --> 00:28:13,033 So it depends on who you're trying to hit. 836 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:16,513 Like probably, so for example, 837 00:28:16,513 --> 00:28:19,483 your cousin Keena has a total cover from you right now. 838 00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:22,003 She's hidden behind all these columns, and cages, and stuff. 839 00:28:22,003 --> 00:28:25,543 But, Kerwyn, Morgan, Zaria, 840 00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:26,983 they're all open to you right now, 841 00:28:26,983 --> 00:28:30,126 but also, you could move to get a line of sight on Keena. 842 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,696 - So now if I move, I won't be able to do two attacks. 843 00:28:32,696 --> 00:28:34,288 I can only attack once. 844 00:28:34,288 --> 00:28:36,303 - You have 30 feet of movement that you get for free. 845 00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:37,728 - For free, okay. 846 00:28:37,728 --> 00:28:38,561 - For free? 847 00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:41,893 - [Monét] So I'm gonna move one, I wanna be on this side. 848 00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:43,003 Is that 30? 849 00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:43,836 - [Bob] Five, each one's five. 850 00:28:43,836 --> 00:28:45,283 - [Brennan] So- - Oh five or 10? 851 00:28:45,283 --> 00:28:46,603 - I think each one's five. 852 00:28:46,603 --> 00:28:48,823 - [Brennan] Real quick- - But the abyss counts, right? 853 00:28:48,823 --> 00:28:51,102 - Your strength- - Oh, the abyss counts. 854 00:28:51,102 --> 00:28:52,557 - What does the abyss count for? 855 00:28:52,557 --> 00:28:54,013 - I don't know. - So, here's the thing. 856 00:28:54,013 --> 00:28:57,763 You can comfortably clear a gap of 15 feet 857 00:28:57,763 --> 00:28:58,903 with your long jump. 858 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:02,863 That chasm is a little bit longer than 15 feet across, 859 00:29:02,863 --> 00:29:04,993 so it would require an athletics check. 860 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:07,633 Now, you have a good athletics score, 861 00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:09,283 but there's always the potential 862 00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:11,233 for something to go wrong if you rolled really low, 863 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,273 so it's a risky leap. 864 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,163 - I'll use my acrobats. - What if you went up? 865 00:29:15,163 --> 00:29:16,033 - [Brennan] Oh, use acrobatics? 866 00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:16,866 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 867 00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:18,343 - On this thing? 868 00:29:18,343 --> 00:29:19,573 - Oh, can I go up? 869 00:29:19,573 --> 00:29:20,406 - [Brennan] Absolutely, so- 870 00:29:20,406 --> 00:29:21,733 - [Monét] What does one of these count as? 871 00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:23,773 - So that would be a very difficult climb. 872 00:29:23,773 --> 00:29:25,483 So the choices that are available to you, 873 00:29:25,483 --> 00:29:26,983 you can try to jump the distance, 874 00:29:26,983 --> 00:29:29,773 you could climb straight up a column, 875 00:29:29,773 --> 00:29:32,023 which is less risky, but is very difficult. 876 00:29:32,023 --> 00:29:34,783 Just think about scaling a sheer column. 877 00:29:34,783 --> 00:29:37,333 There's also some collapsed architecture behind you, 878 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:40,243 which might take you a little bit farther out of your way. 879 00:29:40,243 --> 00:29:42,043 So those are your options that are available to you. 880 00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:43,423 - I wanna get up here. - Okay. 881 00:29:43,423 --> 00:29:44,503 - 'Cause I was here. 882 00:29:44,503 --> 00:29:45,493 I wanna get up here. 883 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,326 - Amazing. 884 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,019 We'll call this a DC15 acrobatics 885 00:29:50,019 --> 00:29:54,103 to attempt to just truly scale up a sheer column, 886 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:56,173 straight up, to jump up to the top. 887 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:58,033 - [Monét] Okay. - [Bob] What's your acrobatic check? 888 00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:58,866 - It's eight. - [Bob] High, right? 889 00:29:58,866 --> 00:29:59,762 Oh, that's good. 890 00:29:59,762 --> 00:30:02,586 (tense music) 891 00:30:02,586 --> 00:30:04,685 - Come on. 892 00:30:04,685 --> 00:30:05,653 (Monét yelps) 893 00:30:05,653 --> 00:30:06,767 - What is it, Monét? 894 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:07,963 (hands slam on table) 895 00:30:07,963 --> 00:30:09,614 - What is it? - Oh my god! 896 00:30:09,614 --> 00:30:10,663 - [Bob] You slid down the wall? 897 00:30:10,663 --> 00:30:12,218 - You're not gonna fall down the hole, it's okay. 898 00:30:12,218 --> 00:30:14,203 - You just slipped, it's just a little embarrassing. 899 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,036 What did you roll? 900 00:30:15,036 --> 00:30:17,059 - I rolled two. - Je-sus. 901 00:30:17,059 --> 00:30:19,000 - So I have a 10, what does that do? 902 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,163 So I slipped and I fell? 903 00:30:21,163 --> 00:30:24,853 - As you attempt to go up the side of the column there, 904 00:30:24,853 --> 00:30:26,563 you get about halfway, 905 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:29,023 and feel the cold stone of the Underworld 906 00:30:29,023 --> 00:30:31,003 sapping the strength from your limbs 907 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,323 as you attempt to scale up. 908 00:30:32,323 --> 00:30:35,233 You can either stay up that partial point, 909 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:38,383 where your range is still limited, 910 00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:40,107 or you can attempt to leap off 911 00:30:40,107 --> 00:30:43,063 and use your remaining movement to go up the back way, 912 00:30:43,063 --> 00:30:45,936 but those columns are not possible for you to scale. - Okay, you know what? 913 00:30:45,936 --> 00:30:46,783 I'm gonna stay here. 914 00:30:46,783 --> 00:30:47,616 - Okay, cool. 915 00:30:47,616 --> 00:30:49,210 - Thank god you didn't try to leap the fuckin' void. 916 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:51,943 - [Monét] Now from here to here, is this 150 feet? 917 00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:52,892 - [Brennan] Yes, it is. 918 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,693 - And from this angle, I can see him. 919 00:30:55,693 --> 00:30:56,563 - Yeah, absolutely. 920 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,396 - Oh, question. 921 00:30:57,396 --> 00:31:00,856 If I do my spell of wind, 922 00:31:01,813 --> 00:31:05,023 and I knock him down, does he get damage from that? 923 00:31:05,023 --> 00:31:09,283 - Well, using your spell of wind to try and knock him down. 924 00:31:09,283 --> 00:31:13,063 He would take one D6 damage every 10 feet that he fell, 925 00:31:13,063 --> 00:31:16,003 so he'd probably take two or three to six damage 926 00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:18,223 if he hit the platform. 927 00:31:18,223 --> 00:31:20,923 - (roughly) Knock him off into the abyss. 928 00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:21,756 - Yeah. 929 00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:23,383 - So, I'm gonna take a look at Gust of Wind real quick, 930 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:27,770 'cause that is the potential to do some really wild stuff. 931 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:28,603 - (whisper) Oh, that's smart. 932 00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:30,043 - Gust of Wind. 933 00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:31,663 Each creature that starts its turn in the line 934 00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:34,123 must succeed on a strength saving throw, 935 00:31:34,123 --> 00:31:36,163 or be pushed 15 feet away from you 936 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,353 in a direction following the line. 937 00:31:38,353 --> 00:31:40,933 So you have to pick the line the wind is blowing in. 938 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,213 Now, Kerwyn making a strength saving throw? 939 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:45,343 He's very strong, and he's raging right now, 940 00:31:45,343 --> 00:31:48,163 but it's a high risk, high reward. 941 00:31:48,163 --> 00:31:51,133 Like he'd be very good at resisting it, but if he failed, 942 00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:53,743 he would plummet into the inky void. 943 00:31:53,743 --> 00:31:55,333 - Oh my god. - I love that. 944 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,133 - But I also wanna give Princess a chance to, 945 00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:58,983 I wanna just hurt him a little bit. 946 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:00,433 I wanna give her the chance. 947 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:01,363 You know what? 948 00:32:01,363 --> 00:32:04,238 How about, can I send my wind to bring sister KeeKee down? 949 00:32:04,238 --> 00:32:07,183 How about, can I send my wind to bring sister KeeKee down? 950 00:32:07,183 --> 00:32:09,233 - Ooh, absolutely. You can 100% do that. 951 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:10,334 - I'm gonna do that. 952 00:32:10,334 --> 00:32:14,170 I'm gonna roll for, so Troyánn is over there, 953 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,613 and she is summoning the power, 954 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:16,753 'cause she's kind of like Storm. 955 00:32:16,753 --> 00:32:19,903 She's like the Storm of Dungeons & Dragons. 956 00:32:19,903 --> 00:32:22,093 So I'm like getting the Gust of Wind, 957 00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:22,926 getting the Gust of Wind. 958 00:32:22,926 --> 00:32:23,881 I need to roll a what? 959 00:32:23,881 --> 00:32:25,453 - Actually, this is just an automatic thing. 960 00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:27,763 You cast this spell, and it works right away. 961 00:32:27,763 --> 00:32:31,753 Also, it's a 60 foot long line, 962 00:32:31,753 --> 00:32:35,083 so you can kind of put this doing whatever you want. 963 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,093 You can put it on KeeKee here, 964 00:32:37,093 --> 00:32:40,063 or you can move it to try to get all three of them in a line 965 00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:41,959 if you wanna put it at a little bit of a diagonal. 966 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,474 - That's an idea. 967 00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:44,307 You should do it. 968 00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:46,583 - Yeah, let's do a diagonal wind going that way. 969 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:47,908 - That was a not subtle clue. 970 00:32:47,908 --> 00:32:49,423 - Okay, you wanna have it go this way? 971 00:32:49,423 --> 00:32:51,643 - Yes, push through that way. - Great, hell yeah. 972 00:32:51,643 --> 00:32:55,453 Okay, so we're gonna roll some saves, all in a row. 973 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:57,373 These are strength saving throws. 974 00:32:57,373 --> 00:33:01,153 Let's see here, this is so cool. 975 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:05,203 Okay, one by one, your difficulty for this, as well, 976 00:33:05,203 --> 00:33:07,393 is gonna be a 15, 977 00:33:07,393 --> 00:33:09,320 and we gotta see their strength saving throws. 978 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,753 - I'm not rolling well, guys. 979 00:33:10,753 --> 00:33:12,883 - Oh no, spells, they roll. 980 00:33:12,883 --> 00:33:14,983 You just do the magic. - Okay. 981 00:33:14,983 --> 00:33:16,282 So I am saying my incantation. 982 00:33:16,282 --> 00:33:19,888 (Monét sings chant from 'No Good Deed' from Wicked) 983 00:33:19,888 --> 00:33:24,313 (Bob continues the chant and lyrics) 984 00:33:24,313 --> 00:33:28,573 - You see Morgan of the Glaring Sun resists, 985 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,740 gazing right at you and saying, 986 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:33,703 Your witchcraft of the deep sea will do nothing here. 987 00:33:33,703 --> 00:33:35,263 - We know a Scottish drag queen named Morgan, 988 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,140 which is kinda hilarious. 989 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,038 (Brennan laughs) 990 00:33:37,038 --> 00:33:37,871 - We do. 991 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:38,983 - We do know a Scottish drag queen named Morgan. 992 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,252 - Incredible. 993 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:42,888 Poor fuckin' Zaria, vomiting blood, 994 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,913 she faceplants and just scrapes down the stairs 995 00:33:45,913 --> 00:33:48,673 about 15 feet, and gets dangerously close 996 00:33:48,673 --> 00:33:50,079 to the bottom of the staircase. 997 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:51,502 ♪ She had it comin' ♪ 998 00:33:51,502 --> 00:33:53,543 ♪ She had it comin' ♪ 999 00:33:53,543 --> 00:33:57,973 ♪ She had it comin' all along ♪ 1000 00:33:57,973 --> 00:33:59,503 - [Monét] Ooh, she's sideways! 1001 00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:01,513 - Yeah, oh she's tumbling facedown. 1002 00:34:01,513 --> 00:34:02,346 - Still vomiting. 1003 00:34:02,346 --> 00:34:03,263 - [Brennan] Still vomiting. 1004 00:34:03,263 --> 00:34:04,363 (Brennan retching) 1005 00:34:04,363 --> 00:34:07,303 - [Monét] She is doing Beyonce "Ring the Alarm," girl. 1006 00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:10,112 - Beyonce, if you are watching this, that was not me. 1007 00:34:10,112 --> 00:34:10,972 That was Monét X Change. 1008 00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:11,865 I had nothing to do with that, 1009 00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:13,433 and I advised her not to do it, continue. 1010 00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:16,153 - She's at home, she's like y'all so crazy. 1011 00:34:16,153 --> 00:34:16,986 - Jay, come look at this. 1012 00:34:16,986 --> 00:34:19,153 - Okay, okay, okay. 1013 00:34:19,153 --> 00:34:19,986 KeeKee. 1014 00:34:19,986 --> 00:34:21,133 - Okay, this is KeeKee, 1015 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:23,505 and we're gonna roll this right now. 1016 00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:27,263 This is gonna be a pretty huge one here. 1017 00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:28,573 (Brennan sighs) 1018 00:34:28,573 --> 00:34:30,493 This is gonna be Box of Doom, 1019 00:34:30,493 --> 00:34:32,113 'cause the stakes are very high. 1020 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,423 Now, I won't- - I love steak. 1021 00:34:33,423 --> 00:34:35,923 - Ooh, I love a good steak. - And I love high. 1022 00:34:35,923 --> 00:34:37,213 (Monét laughs) 1023 00:34:37,213 --> 00:34:39,343 - Now, I'm gonna warn you ahead of time, 1024 00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:43,903 'cause I want this to be, to feel earned. 1025 00:34:43,903 --> 00:34:46,093 So the first thing she's gotta do is resist the spell. 1026 00:34:46,093 --> 00:34:49,663 If she doesn't resist the spell, 1027 00:34:49,663 --> 00:34:50,614 which she's not very good at it, 1028 00:34:50,614 --> 00:34:52,993 'cause it's a strength save and she's all dexterity. 1029 00:34:52,993 --> 00:34:54,553 But, she has one other ability 1030 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:56,533 that may come up, even if she fails, 1031 00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:58,993 so she might have two chances here. 1032 00:34:58,993 --> 00:34:59,983 We'll roll the first one first. 1033 00:34:59,983 --> 00:35:00,816 This is her strength, 1034 00:35:00,816 --> 00:35:02,113 this is her just trying to knuckle down, 1035 00:35:02,113 --> 00:35:06,221 but she has got to get a 15 on the die. 1036 00:35:06,221 --> 00:35:07,651 but she has got to get a 15 on the die. 1037 00:35:07,651 --> 00:35:09,122 - Okay. - Oh my gosh. 1038 00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:10,382 (tense music) 1039 00:35:10,382 --> 00:35:11,646 (Monét screams) 1040 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:16,423 - So, the wind takes her off her feet. 1041 00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:19,273 She is going to use a special ability as a reaction 1042 00:35:19,273 --> 00:35:24,013 to attempt to resist this with dexterity. 1043 00:35:24,013 --> 00:35:25,093 She's gotta hit the- - Dexterity. 1044 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,423 She's probably strong, like me. 1045 00:35:26,423 --> 00:35:28,663 - Yeah, she's gonna add a seven to this. 1046 00:35:28,663 --> 00:35:30,313 - What's your dexterity? - [Monét] Five. 1047 00:35:30,313 --> 00:35:31,693 - Okay, she's more dexterous. 1048 00:35:31,693 --> 00:35:34,003 - So she needs eight or higher here. 1049 00:35:34,003 --> 00:35:35,623 She needs an eight or higher. 1050 00:35:35,623 --> 00:35:36,513 - Oh my gosh. 1051 00:35:36,513 --> 00:35:38,568 - An eight or higher? - [Brennan] Eight or higher. 1052 00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:39,912 - It's gonna be a two. 1053 00:35:39,912 --> 00:35:41,413 - [Monét] It's gonna be a one. - [Bob] It's gonna be a two. 1054 00:35:41,413 --> 00:35:42,428 - [Brennan] Five! (Monét whoops) 1055 00:35:42,428 --> 00:35:43,873 - Yes! (queens clapping) 1056 00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:45,013 Knock this bitch down, yeah. 1057 00:35:45,013 --> 00:35:46,169 - I'm sorry! 1058 00:35:46,169 --> 00:35:47,893 - So, you summon that wind. 1059 00:35:47,893 --> 00:35:52,840 Keena looks at you and says, "Troyánn, Mother will, hah!" 1060 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,813 And the wind picks her straight up into the air. 1061 00:35:55,813 --> 00:35:58,483 She whips that chain hook, clatters against the stone. 1062 00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:01,903 She tries to find purchase, and sails off, 1063 00:36:01,903 --> 00:36:04,176 and begins to just fall into the open abyss. 1064 00:36:04,176 --> 00:36:06,268 - Yes! (Monét claps) 1065 00:36:06,268 --> 00:36:07,153 - Into the abyss? 1066 00:36:07,153 --> 00:36:08,755 - Can we say bye to her? 1067 00:36:08,755 --> 00:36:09,593 (all laughing) 1068 00:36:09,593 --> 00:36:12,688 - Bye! - Bye! 1069 00:36:12,688 --> 00:36:13,663 - Do a Lizzo. 1070 00:36:13,663 --> 00:36:15,793 Bye, bitch! 1071 00:36:15,793 --> 00:36:16,683 - What is Thanara thinking right now? 1072 00:36:16,683 --> 00:36:17,516 Is she loving this? 1073 00:36:17,516 --> 00:36:18,853 Is she having fun? 1074 00:36:18,853 --> 00:36:20,254 (shouts) Are you not entertained? 1075 00:36:20,254 --> 00:36:23,293 (Brennan laughs) 1076 00:36:23,293 --> 00:36:24,763 - Actually, that's a great point. 1077 00:36:24,763 --> 00:36:25,813 I think at the end of the round, 1078 00:36:25,813 --> 00:36:27,343 we should make a group performance check 1079 00:36:27,343 --> 00:36:30,313 to see if you are doing all these moves stylishly enough 1080 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,473 for Thanara to be like, I love it. 1081 00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:33,306 - She's probably like, 1082 00:36:33,306 --> 00:36:35,831 Werk, yas queen! - I did my job, okay? 1083 00:36:35,831 --> 00:36:37,652 I even did some work for you. 1084 00:36:37,652 --> 00:36:38,563 - [Brennan] Incredible. - You're welcome, honey. 1085 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,207 - So here's Keena, just sailing into the darkness over here. 1086 00:36:41,207 --> 00:36:43,861 - [Bob] Oh my god, she's sailing. 1087 00:36:43,861 --> 00:36:45,387 - Bye-bye! - [Brennan] Unbelievable. 1088 00:36:45,387 --> 00:36:47,992 - This is so great, see? - Good job. 1089 00:36:47,992 --> 00:36:50,125 - "D20," thank you for these die, really. 1090 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,315 - For real. 1091 00:36:51,315 --> 00:36:54,643 - Troyánn, summoning the wind of the wide sea, 1092 00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:57,253 you scatter Keena, your cousin, 1093 00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:59,263 cousin KeeKee goes ass over tea kettle, 1094 00:36:59,263 --> 00:37:00,583 falling into the abyss. 1095 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:01,873 You can hear her going ha, ha, 1096 00:37:01,873 --> 00:37:03,610 as this rattling chain falls behind her. 1097 00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:05,473 - And she was trying to talk shit right beforehand too, 1098 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,439 I love that for her. 1099 00:37:06,439 --> 00:37:07,933 (Brennan laughs) 1100 00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:11,203 - You see as she calls out and goes, "Help, Morgan!" 1101 00:37:11,203 --> 00:37:13,993 And yells at Morgan over here, in the corner. 1102 00:37:13,993 --> 00:37:16,693 You have used your action, you've used your movement. 1103 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,403 If you have a bonus action you'd like to use, 1104 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,203 you can do so now, but you do not have to. 1105 00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:22,283 - I wanna, 'cause I can only use it once per hour, right? 1106 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,116 - [Brennan] You can only use it once per hour. 1107 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,853 - I'm gonna save it. - Cool, good call. 1108 00:37:24,853 --> 00:37:26,833 - Is each battle an hour, or is it literally an hour? 1109 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,773 - Oh, these battles take place over seconds or minutes, 1110 00:37:29,773 --> 00:37:31,933 so your powers are not gonna be able to refresh 1111 00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:32,893 during the course of this combat. 1112 00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:33,726 - Got it. 1113 00:37:33,726 --> 00:37:34,559 - Oh my gosh. 1114 00:37:34,559 --> 00:37:37,196 - Next to act is going to be Gertrude. 1115 00:37:37,196 --> 00:37:38,284 - Woo! 1116 00:37:38,284 --> 00:37:39,542 (whips paper) (Alaska chuckles) 1117 00:37:39,542 --> 00:37:42,283 You know, I've noticed that little miss of the sun? 1118 00:37:42,283 --> 00:37:43,116 - [Brennan] Yeah. 1119 00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:44,743 - Is unscathed. - [Brennan] Yes. 1120 00:37:44,743 --> 00:37:46,274 - And I think it's time to scathe. 1121 00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:48,903 (Brennan laughs) - I think you're right. 1122 00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:52,513 - Okay, so my moves have a lot of range. 1123 00:37:52,513 --> 00:37:54,553 I'm talking 120 feet. - Oh, shoot. 1124 00:37:54,553 --> 00:37:56,233 - 150 feet. 1125 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,603 You know, there's some real range on these puppies, 1126 00:37:58,603 --> 00:38:03,463 so I feel like I want to start with an Eldritch Blast, 1127 00:38:03,463 --> 00:38:05,503 which is 120 feet. - [Brennan] Yes. 1128 00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:06,463 - [Bob] And this is getting a boost, 1129 00:38:06,463 --> 00:38:07,693 'cause this is my first attack. 1130 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:08,526 - [Brennan] Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1131 00:38:08,526 --> 00:38:10,183 - My other idea might be, 1132 00:38:10,183 --> 00:38:13,813 I think it's too early to start Fireball-ing. 1133 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:15,535 It feels too early to start Fireball-ing. 1134 00:38:15,535 --> 00:38:16,929 - I don't think it's too early. 1135 00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:18,583 - Well Fireball, it seems like it, 1136 00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:22,003 Fireball can cover a large area. 1137 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:22,836 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Okay. 1138 00:38:22,836 --> 00:38:24,433 - Meaning if I can get them closer together, 1139 00:38:24,433 --> 00:38:25,993 I can probably hit all of them. 1140 00:38:25,993 --> 00:38:27,283 They're pretty spread out now, 1141 00:38:27,283 --> 00:38:31,123 so I could possibly hit her and her, 1142 00:38:31,123 --> 00:38:34,543 but I don't wanna accidentally hit this guy. 1143 00:38:34,543 --> 00:38:35,833 - Why, who cares? 1144 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,696 - 'Cause he's not necessarily against us. 1145 00:38:37,696 --> 00:38:39,223 - Yeah, we don't wanna piss him off. 1146 00:38:39,223 --> 00:38:41,263 - I don't wanna get him going against us- 1147 00:38:41,263 --> 00:38:43,013 - Wouldn't he be against, oh he's with her. 1148 00:38:43,013 --> 00:38:44,533 - He is her boyfriend. 1149 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,213 - No, she's not against us. 1150 00:38:46,213 --> 00:38:47,563 She doesn't have a side. 1151 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:48,973 - Oh. - She's just watching. 1152 00:38:48,973 --> 00:38:51,583 - So he's just on the board, wreaking havoc. 1153 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:52,416 - Okay. 1154 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:54,228 - He is kind of a chaotic neutral. 1155 00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:55,802 - He's a guest judge. - [Monét] Well, he look evil. 1156 00:38:55,802 --> 00:38:57,493 - He's a guest judge. 1157 00:38:57,493 --> 00:38:58,843 - He's the extra special guest judge. 1158 00:38:58,843 --> 00:39:00,283 - Yeah. (all laughing) 1159 00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:01,183 - [Brennan] Incredible. 1160 00:39:01,183 --> 00:39:02,893 - When Leah Remini showed up. 1161 00:39:02,893 --> 00:39:04,908 - By the way, (laughs). 1162 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:06,020 - [Jujubee] Literally. 1163 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:09,343 - For Gertrude's benefit, this is a Fireball. 1164 00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:10,320 - [Monét] Oh! 1165 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,160 - [Brennan] That's how big a Fireball is. 1166 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,834 - [Alaska] What the- - Oh. 1167 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:14,443 - I can get, we gotta get 'em a little closer. 1168 00:39:14,443 --> 00:39:17,563 - [Alaska] Yeah, they should be closer together. 1169 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,519 - Yeah, no, okay. 1170 00:39:18,519 --> 00:39:19,450 - [Monét] Okay, we gotta save our Fireball. 1171 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,793 - So I'm gonna do an Eldritch Blast. 1172 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:22,751 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1173 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:23,584 - Who's Eldouche? 1174 00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:24,574 - Eldritch? 1175 00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:26,176 - Eldritch, you know Eldritch. 1176 00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:28,049 It's like an old witch. 1177 00:39:28,049 --> 00:39:28,982 You know Eldritch. 1178 00:39:28,982 --> 00:39:32,203 That Eldritch who lives by the stack. 1179 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:37,183 I wanna do an Eldritch Blast toward Lil Miss of the Sun. 1180 00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:38,741 - [Brennan] Incredible. - [Jujubee] Morgan? 1181 00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:42,073 - Miss of the Sun, Morgan. 1182 00:39:42,073 --> 00:39:45,373 And I can do, Eldritch Blast is just, 1183 00:39:45,373 --> 00:39:46,843 I can do that as many times as I want. 1184 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:48,103 - You can do that as many times as you want. 1185 00:39:48,103 --> 00:39:49,560 That doesn't even burn a spell slot for you. 1186 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,763 If you wanted a mid-range option as well, 1187 00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:54,283 something that's halfway between the Eldritch Blast 1188 00:39:54,283 --> 00:39:55,243 and everything else, 1189 00:39:55,243 --> 00:39:56,473 you have some other spells, 1190 00:39:56,473 --> 00:39:58,873 but as you've said before, the range might be different. 1191 00:39:58,873 --> 00:40:03,223 So Scorching Ray has a range of 240 feet. 1192 00:40:03,223 --> 00:40:04,333 - Okay. 1193 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:05,983 - But, it's a second level spell, 1194 00:40:05,983 --> 00:40:08,203 so it's not as expensive as your Fireball, 1195 00:40:08,203 --> 00:40:10,753 but you can create three rays of fire, 1196 00:40:10,753 --> 00:40:13,273 and hurl them at as many targets as you want. 1197 00:40:13,273 --> 00:40:14,893 You can hit three different people, 1198 00:40:14,893 --> 00:40:16,940 you can hit all the same person with them. 1199 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,033 - Okay, but I'm not using Detect Thoughts 1200 00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:20,267 during this, probably. 1201 00:40:20,267 --> 00:40:21,100 - [Brennan] Mm-mm. 1202 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,743 - I, Hellish Rebuke, I'm probably not gonna use Darkness 1203 00:40:23,743 --> 00:40:25,303 because if you can see in the dark, 1204 00:40:25,303 --> 00:40:26,623 and you can see in the dark, 1205 00:40:26,623 --> 00:40:28,173 that means that he can see in the dark, 1206 00:40:28,173 --> 00:40:29,203 and she can see in the dark. 1207 00:40:29,203 --> 00:40:30,036 - Yes. 1208 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:30,869 - So not doing that. 1209 00:40:30,869 --> 00:40:33,283 Oh I'm gonna do Scorching Ray. 1210 00:40:33,283 --> 00:40:34,116 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1211 00:40:34,116 --> 00:40:36,199 - Which is a, that's a stripper name. 1212 00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:37,543 (Brennan laughs) 1213 00:40:37,543 --> 00:40:39,103 - Scorching Ray. (sultry music) 1214 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,173 - Ladies, are you enjoying yourself tonight? 1215 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:42,943 Welcome to the stage, Mister- - Get your dollars out. 1216 00:40:42,943 --> 00:40:45,311 - Scorching Ray! 1217 00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:46,459 (Monét humming) 1218 00:40:46,459 --> 00:40:48,973 - She's pouring cooling powder all over her body. 1219 00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:50,863 She's like, it's so hot. 1220 00:40:50,863 --> 00:40:51,696 - Unbelievable. 1221 00:40:51,696 --> 00:40:52,933 All right, so Gertrude, 1222 00:40:52,933 --> 00:40:55,123 you are gonna summon three rays of fire 1223 00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:57,103 that you can fling up to 240 feet, 1224 00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:59,173 which is basically hitting anyone you want. 1225 00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:00,283 Line of sight right now, 1226 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,413 you definitely have Morgan in your line of sight. 1227 00:41:02,413 --> 00:41:04,423 Do you want to split up over multiple targets, 1228 00:41:04,423 --> 00:41:06,373 or concentrate all three on the same? 1229 00:41:06,373 --> 00:41:09,212 - I feel like she's hurt, she's hurt- 1230 00:41:09,212 --> 00:41:10,270 - She's dead in the abyss, 1231 00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:11,103 [Monét And Jujubee] She gone. 1232 00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:13,003 - Well? - Oh no, she's falling. 1233 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:14,353 Keena is falling into the abyss, 1234 00:41:14,353 --> 00:41:16,502 but called out to Morgan up here. 1235 00:41:16,502 --> 00:41:17,653 - Which is why I'm trying to hit Morgan, 1236 00:41:17,653 --> 00:41:19,153 so maybe she can't help her. 1237 00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:20,980 Maybe I'll knock her off her feet, and do something to her. 1238 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,033 - [Alaska] That part. 1239 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,823 - We're saving him, for later. 1240 00:41:24,823 --> 00:41:26,743 - [Monét] Yeah. - For dessert. 1241 00:41:26,743 --> 00:41:29,563 - Go ahead, so we're gonna do all three on Morgan. 1242 00:41:29,563 --> 00:41:32,473 Go ahead and give me three attack rolls, 1243 00:41:32,473 --> 00:41:35,173 and you're actually going to add, let me see, 1244 00:41:35,173 --> 00:41:36,843 'cause you now have that new staff. 1245 00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:37,760 - Oh yeah, I have that brand new staff. 1246 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,721 - So you're gonna add plus nine to these rolls. 1247 00:41:39,721 --> 00:41:41,145 - [Bob] Plus nine. - Oh, wow. 1248 00:41:41,145 --> 00:41:42,853 - Okay, plus nine. 1249 00:41:42,853 --> 00:41:44,940 We have an 11. 1250 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:46,767 - [Brennan] 20, hits. - [Monét] Okay, 20. 1251 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:48,960 - We have a- - [Monét] Dirty 20. 1252 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,427 - 12? 1253 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,223 - [Brennan] 21 hits. 1254 00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:55,499 - And we have a six. 1255 00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:57,613 - Six, 15. 1256 00:41:57,613 --> 00:42:00,163 So, the third one misses, 1257 00:42:00,163 --> 00:42:01,363 but the first two hit. 1258 00:42:01,363 --> 00:42:04,250 Go ahead and roll four six-sided dice. 1259 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:05,593 - Okay, I wanna put out before she did it, 1260 00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:09,286 she kinda put her feet down, 1261 00:42:09,286 --> 00:42:13,180 and then she looked up at Thanara like, you'll love this. 1262 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,653 And she felt really confident, 1263 00:42:14,653 --> 00:42:16,123 and then she looked back over at Princess 1264 00:42:16,123 --> 00:42:17,316 and goes, (whisper) was that good? 1265 00:42:17,316 --> 00:42:20,106 (all laughing) 1266 00:42:20,106 --> 00:42:22,573 And then she walks over, 1267 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,363 she winds it up real Liza Minnelli style, 1268 00:42:25,363 --> 00:42:28,496 and just throws these three fireballs over at her, 1269 00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:29,653 so I just wanted to point out 1270 00:42:29,653 --> 00:42:30,523 how it looked when it happened. 1271 00:42:30,523 --> 00:42:31,573 - Incredible. 1272 00:42:31,573 --> 00:42:32,631 - [Bob] D6. - [Monét] Four times, darling. 1273 00:42:32,631 --> 00:42:36,491 - Okay, this is a two. - Ooh. 1274 00:42:37,573 --> 00:42:39,301 - Well, don't make that noise, Monét. 1275 00:42:39,301 --> 00:42:41,466 - Okay, it's okay, it's okay. - You got it, diva. 1276 00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:42,793 - Three. - [Brennan] Five. 1277 00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:43,993 - Go in diva, all right. 1278 00:42:43,993 --> 00:42:44,893 - This one's a six, though. 1279 00:42:44,893 --> 00:42:45,726 - [Monét] Yeah, this is a six, for sure. 1280 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:46,813 - This one's a six. 1281 00:42:46,813 --> 00:42:47,953 It's a two. 1282 00:42:47,953 --> 00:42:49,813 - [Brennan] Seven, go ahead and roll one last time. 1283 00:42:49,813 --> 00:42:52,051 - One last time, this one's the six. 1284 00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:53,435 (whisper) It's a two. 1285 00:42:53,435 --> 00:42:54,553 - A two. - [Brennan] Nine. 1286 00:42:54,553 --> 00:42:55,933 - This bitch is lucky. 1287 00:42:55,933 --> 00:43:00,463 - You see, as you step up Gertrude, and summon that fire, 1288 00:43:00,463 --> 00:43:04,873 streaking flame, it all looks like, 1289 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:07,363 it looks like an oil slick lighting on fire, 1290 00:43:07,363 --> 00:43:09,576 but racing vertically up and away from you. 1291 00:43:09,576 --> 00:43:10,409 (Brennan gasps) 1292 00:43:10,409 --> 00:43:14,323 As fast as you can see, it hits Morgan square in the chest, 1293 00:43:14,323 --> 00:43:17,653 and you see she goes (sighs) 1294 00:43:17,653 --> 00:43:20,383 as the flame licks her cheeks. 1295 00:43:20,383 --> 00:43:21,683 She looks at you and goes, 1296 00:43:22,598 --> 00:43:27,598 "Oh, you'll be seeing plenty of this in time. 1297 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:31,963 The fire waits for you, wicked soul." 1298 00:43:31,963 --> 00:43:33,050 - Then I look back at Princess and go, 1299 00:43:33,050 --> 00:43:34,261 "I shouldn't have talked shit." 1300 00:43:34,261 --> 00:43:36,883 (all laughing) 1301 00:43:36,883 --> 00:43:40,573 - Speaking of Princess, Princess, it is your turn to act. 1302 00:43:40,573 --> 00:43:44,023 - Okay, so what I would like to do is I would like Princess- 1303 00:43:44,023 --> 00:43:45,313 - Did that do any damage at all to her? 1304 00:43:45,313 --> 00:43:47,203 - Yes, she took the damage, but she's a freak 1305 00:43:47,203 --> 00:43:49,183 and was basically licking her lips as she burned. 1306 00:43:49,183 --> 00:43:50,016 - Got it. 1307 00:43:50,016 --> 00:43:52,033 - Any movement from Gertrude, or are you good where you are? 1308 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:52,896 - I'm gonna stay where I am. - [Brennan] Cool. 1309 00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:56,233 - I would like Princess to jump up onto this thing. 1310 00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:57,733 - [Bob] Oh she's gonna move. 1311 00:43:57,733 --> 00:44:02,733 - And fly into a rage, and attack that guy, if she can. 1312 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,900 - Hell yes. 1313 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:07,933 So, I'm gonna need an athletics check from you, 1314 00:44:07,933 --> 00:44:09,673 'cause you can jump very high in the air, 1315 00:44:09,673 --> 00:44:12,905 but you're jumping effectively 20 feet straight up. 1316 00:44:12,905 --> 00:44:13,738 - Easy! 1317 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:16,363 - Easy, so go ahead and, as you enter a rage, 1318 00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:19,063 you now roll athletics with advantage. 1319 00:44:19,063 --> 00:44:21,373 So, I'm gonna need a DC15, 1320 00:44:21,373 --> 00:44:25,073 same as Troyánn, DC15 to get up onto- 1321 00:44:25,073 --> 00:44:26,353 - Come on, Princess. 1322 00:44:26,353 --> 00:44:27,553 - All right, here we go. 1323 00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:29,866 A nine. 1324 00:44:31,423 --> 00:44:34,453 Well, a nine plus athletiques? 1325 00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:35,799 Is an eight. 1326 00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:36,739 - Oh, 17. 1327 00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:38,506 - 17, okay. - Okay. 1328 00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:44,290 An eight plus an eight, 16. 1329 00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:47,263 - All of you watch Princess squat down, 1330 00:44:47,263 --> 00:44:49,663 and (grunts) leap, bam! 1331 00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:51,986 And hit the stone platform up above. 1332 00:44:51,986 --> 00:44:53,653 - Nice! - Incredible. 1333 00:44:53,653 --> 00:44:54,673 - [Monét] The whole building shakes. 1334 00:44:54,673 --> 00:44:59,233 - [Brennan] That uses about 20 feet of your movement. 1335 00:44:59,233 --> 00:45:00,066 - [Alaska] Okay. 1336 00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:01,303 - [Brennan] You've used a bonus action. 1337 00:45:01,303 --> 00:45:03,733 You're here with about 20 feet of movement left. 1338 00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:05,323 - Can I get closer? 1339 00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:06,156 - [Brennan] Yes, you can. 1340 00:45:06,156 --> 00:45:10,183 So you can go five, 10, 15, 20, and get to the edge. 1341 00:45:10,183 --> 00:45:12,283 - [Monét] Oh you're right there. - [Brennan] You are right there. 1342 00:45:12,283 --> 00:45:13,933 - But how do we- - Face off. 1343 00:45:13,933 --> 00:45:16,393 - So, you've moved, you used a bonus action. 1344 00:45:16,393 --> 00:45:20,203 You have an action left. 1345 00:45:20,203 --> 00:45:24,733 You can either choose to leap forward at him, 1346 00:45:24,733 --> 00:45:25,566 with that action, 1347 00:45:25,566 --> 00:45:27,673 but you would be using movement, essentially, 1348 00:45:27,673 --> 00:45:29,413 but there are other options. 1349 00:45:29,413 --> 00:45:32,863 You could also try to ready an action, if you wanted. 1350 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,123 And like- - What does that mean? 1351 00:45:34,123 --> 00:45:37,843 - Ready an action means waiting to see what he does, 1352 00:45:37,843 --> 00:45:42,283 or holding a strike so that if he charges you, you hit him. 1353 00:45:42,283 --> 00:45:43,116 - Okay. 1354 00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:47,496 What do I do? 1355 00:45:47,496 --> 00:45:49,093 - [Jujubee] Yeah. - You should get ready. 1356 00:45:49,093 --> 00:45:50,784 'Cause he's next. 1357 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:52,693 He's moving before you do. 1358 00:45:52,693 --> 00:45:55,033 - No, Haria is next. 1359 00:45:55,033 --> 00:45:57,046 - Mm-hmm, yes, there's a couple. 1360 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:57,879 Well, so there's- - So he's before she moves. 1361 00:45:57,879 --> 00:46:00,493 - Yes, so Kerwyn will act again before you, 1362 00:46:00,493 --> 00:46:03,373 so I think it's truly whatever is in Princess's heart. 1363 00:46:03,373 --> 00:46:06,193 Either you can move there, 1364 00:46:06,193 --> 00:46:10,603 so I think you would also see, in this moment, 1365 00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:14,743 that Kerwyn has a readied action as well. 1366 00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:17,953 He's holding like he's gonna swat you if you charge him, 1367 00:46:17,953 --> 00:46:19,483 but it's whatever's in Princess's heart. 1368 00:46:19,483 --> 00:46:22,303 It's either like, are you gonna leap at him and attack? 1369 00:46:22,303 --> 00:46:25,903 Or do you play it safe, 1370 00:46:25,903 --> 00:46:28,396 and hold back on an action for him to charge you? 1371 00:46:29,883 --> 00:46:32,323 - I'm thinking just stay at the ready. 1372 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,156 - [Brennan] Hell yeah. 1373 00:46:33,156 --> 00:46:35,716 - Ready to strike him if he strikes me. 1374 00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:38,143 - Incredible. 1375 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,603 You ready an action for if Kerwyn charges, 1376 00:46:40,603 --> 00:46:42,343 which is a very wise move. 1377 00:46:42,343 --> 00:46:46,183 By doing that, he's effectively wasted his previous turn. 1378 00:46:46,183 --> 00:46:48,853 He was set for you to charge him. 1379 00:46:48,853 --> 00:46:50,411 - [Bob] Oh, he was about to counter you, girl. (tongue pops) 1380 00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:51,352 - He was about to counter you. - Oh. 1381 00:46:51,352 --> 00:46:53,653 - You've read him successfully. 1382 00:46:53,653 --> 00:46:54,613 That he is basically- 1383 00:46:54,613 --> 00:46:55,446 - Read him. 1384 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,279 (all laughing) 1385 00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:57,786 - Read her! 1386 00:46:57,786 --> 00:46:59,593 - Your ready wasn't that ready, honey. 1387 00:46:59,593 --> 00:47:00,497 - Yeah. 1388 00:47:00,497 --> 00:47:02,593 (Brennan laughs) 1389 00:47:02,593 --> 00:47:03,426 - Incredible. 1390 00:47:03,426 --> 00:47:04,663 Princess, astride there. 1391 00:47:04,663 --> 00:47:08,233 You see your uncle looking at you, and his shoulders relax 1392 00:47:08,233 --> 00:47:11,183 as he sees you standing across from him, blood in his eyes. 1393 00:47:13,093 --> 00:47:14,623 (low and growling) Why? 1394 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,353 Why did you run? 1395 00:47:17,353 --> 00:47:20,773 I could've put you to rest with the rest of your family. 1396 00:47:20,773 --> 00:47:23,731 I've hated living in this sickening clan, 1397 00:47:23,731 --> 00:47:25,843 I've hated living in this sickening clan, 1398 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:30,843 this house of sniveling little do-gooders. 1399 00:47:30,913 --> 00:47:34,824 Do you know the power the Foehammers could wield? 1400 00:47:34,824 --> 00:47:38,124 You, you have stood between me, and true power for too long. 1401 00:47:38,124 --> 00:47:41,157 You, you have stood between me, and true power for too long. 1402 00:47:41,157 --> 00:47:44,288 I'm gonna put you into your grave, little girl. 1403 00:47:45,377 --> 00:47:46,693 (Brennan laughs) 1404 00:47:46,693 --> 00:47:48,331 - Woman of few words. 1405 00:47:49,183 --> 00:47:51,493 - Don't shrug, I mean, don't- 1406 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:52,363 - Sticks and stones. 1407 00:47:52,363 --> 00:47:53,593 (Bob laughs) 1408 00:47:53,593 --> 00:47:56,173 - God, so dismissive! 1409 00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:58,363 - [Bob] Not sticks and stones. 1410 00:47:58,363 --> 00:48:00,013 - [Brennan] That is now going to be- 1411 00:48:00,013 --> 00:48:01,363 - It's very, like. 1412 00:48:01,363 --> 00:48:04,063 - This dude up here, Alacranos, 1413 00:48:04,063 --> 00:48:08,083 who goes (roars) and just charges. 1414 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:09,583 He's going to skitter all the way here, 1415 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,319 leap into this center platform. (Bob screams) 1416 00:48:11,319 --> 00:48:12,152 - [Alaska] What? 1417 00:48:12,152 --> 00:48:13,153 (Bob screams) 1418 00:48:13,153 --> 00:48:16,183 - And is going to take some swings 1419 00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:20,326 at Princess and at Kerwyn. 1420 00:48:21,163 --> 00:48:24,146 Just up in the mix, attacking everybody. 1421 00:48:24,146 --> 00:48:25,801 - And at Kerwyn? 1422 00:48:25,801 --> 00:48:27,493 - I told ya, he's chaotic neutral. 1423 00:48:27,493 --> 00:48:28,363 He's just swinging at everyone. 1424 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:29,833 He's not against, he's with her. 1425 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,453 She's not rooting for anyone. 1426 00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:32,286 - Oh. 1427 00:48:32,286 --> 00:48:33,403 - He's there just making it more interesting for her. 1428 00:48:33,403 --> 00:48:35,129 - He sounds like he's on steroids. 1429 00:48:35,129 --> 00:48:37,213 - He's in a rage. 1430 00:48:37,213 --> 00:48:38,053 - For real, right? 1431 00:48:38,053 --> 00:48:39,051 Go to the gym, baby. 1432 00:48:39,051 --> 00:48:39,884 - That's how they be acting, girl. 1433 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:41,143 - Oh my gosh. 1434 00:48:41,143 --> 00:48:42,673 Write in a journal. 1435 00:48:42,673 --> 00:48:44,323 - Princess. 1436 00:48:44,323 --> 00:48:45,403 - (soft) Yes? 1437 00:48:45,403 --> 00:48:46,431 - [Brennan] You- 1438 00:48:46,431 --> 00:48:48,600 - That's when her voice was the softest. 1439 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,087 - (soft and high) Yes? 1440 00:48:50,087 --> 00:48:51,155 - [Alaska] (low and growling) Yes. 1441 00:48:51,155 --> 00:48:52,489 - Finally talking in my real voice. 1442 00:48:52,489 --> 00:48:54,630 (Bob laughs) 1443 00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:55,693 Imagine. 1444 00:48:55,693 --> 00:48:58,843 - So, as you are standing up there looking at Kerwyn, 1445 00:48:58,843 --> 00:49:02,503 this giant monster (roars) lands on the platform, 1446 00:49:02,503 --> 00:49:04,813 partially climbs up the column, 1447 00:49:04,813 --> 00:49:09,813 and you see a massive stinger come and thud into your arm. 1448 00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:14,906 You are going to take, at first, six piercing, 1449 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,623 but your rage halves that to only three damage. 1450 00:49:17,623 --> 00:49:18,456 But then you're going to take 1451 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,773 an additional eight poison damage, 1452 00:49:20,773 --> 00:49:24,433 so 11 damage total to Princess. 1453 00:49:24,433 --> 00:49:26,311 - Oh my god, Princess. 1454 00:49:26,311 --> 00:49:27,144 (Brennan grunts) 1455 00:49:27,144 --> 00:49:28,993 - As this giant monster attacks. 1456 00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:30,523 That is Alacranos's turn. 1457 00:49:30,523 --> 00:49:33,463 Morgan of the Glaring Sun, you see that she takes her spear 1458 00:49:33,463 --> 00:49:36,493 and whoom, the tip alights in flame, 1459 00:49:36,493 --> 00:49:38,143 flaming spear in her hand, 1460 00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:41,863 who is ready to unleash holy fury. 1461 00:49:41,863 --> 00:49:45,823 Instead, must waste her entire turn. 1462 00:49:45,823 --> 00:49:47,746 - Oh thank god, 'cause she was probably gonna aim it at me. 1463 00:49:47,746 --> 00:49:50,679 - Flying after Keena, into the abyss. 1464 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:51,853 - Oh my god! - Shit. 1465 00:49:51,853 --> 00:49:54,742 - You see her flying down as fast as possible 1466 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,533 to this area over here. 1467 00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:57,607 - At least we didn't get hit. 1468 00:49:57,607 --> 00:49:58,967 - Fuck. 1469 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:01,183 - This bitch is gonna go save her. 1470 00:50:01,183 --> 00:50:04,153 - Zaria Hex stands. 1471 00:50:04,153 --> 00:50:05,833 So you see, so you basically had, 1472 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:06,733 effectively for this round, 1473 00:50:06,733 --> 00:50:08,773 taken two powerful enemies off the board, 1474 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:11,743 as Morgan flies down into the darkness to retrieve her. 1475 00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:15,013 Zaria, on death's door, stands here. 1476 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,923 She's still bleeding from her mouth. 1477 00:50:17,923 --> 00:50:20,563 You see the blood oozes down her chin, 1478 00:50:20,563 --> 00:50:22,813 into the collar of her gown, 1479 00:50:22,813 --> 00:50:25,513 and begins to weave itself in to her own fabric 1480 00:50:25,513 --> 00:50:26,893 like some sickening loop 1481 00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:29,293 of the dress being made of her own blood, 1482 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:32,233 constantly cycling back in and out of herself. 1483 00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:34,453 She looks up at you. 1484 00:50:34,453 --> 00:50:35,773 - Who's you? - Twyla. 1485 00:50:35,773 --> 00:50:37,573 - Ooh! - Oh my god. 1486 00:50:37,573 --> 00:50:39,790 - Yes, well you did fuck her up. 1487 00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:40,843 - And she- 1488 00:50:40,843 --> 00:50:42,823 - Then Monét knocked her down. 1489 00:50:42,823 --> 00:50:46,483 - You see, Zaria looks at you- - Okay. 1490 00:50:46,483 --> 00:50:51,483 - And says, (panting). 1491 00:50:52,093 --> 00:50:52,926 - Say it! 1492 00:50:53,964 --> 00:50:55,556 - Don't spray it. 1493 00:50:55,556 --> 00:50:56,770 - [Brennan] You have it. - Don't spray it. 1494 00:50:56,770 --> 00:50:59,585 - You have it with you, I can smell it. 1495 00:50:59,585 --> 00:51:00,418 (Bob gasps) 1496 00:51:00,418 --> 00:51:01,251 - The fucking thing. 1497 00:51:01,251 --> 00:51:02,353 - The seed! 1498 00:51:02,353 --> 00:51:04,236 You have brought the seed to me! 1499 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:09,862 Let this be a lesson. 1500 00:51:09,862 --> 00:51:12,583 The power I wield cannot be resisted! 1501 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:14,533 Her eyes crackle with lightning, 1502 00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:18,698 and she releases a bolt of lightning, 100 feet long. 1503 00:51:18,698 --> 00:51:20,113 - Geez Louise. 1504 00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,130 - [Monét] Oh! - [Bob] You're gettin' hit, girl. 1505 00:51:22,130 --> 00:51:23,104 - Zap. 1506 00:51:23,104 --> 00:51:25,933 - I'm going to need a dexterity saving throw. 1507 00:51:25,933 --> 00:51:26,953 - Oh my goodness. 1508 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,663 That's with the D20, right? 1509 00:51:28,663 --> 00:51:29,790 - That's with the D20. 1510 00:51:29,790 --> 00:51:31,453 - What's your dexterity plus? 1511 00:51:31,453 --> 00:51:32,863 - Dexterity, where is that? 1512 00:51:32,863 --> 00:51:33,913 Plus eight. 1513 00:51:33,913 --> 00:51:35,693 - Okay, that's good dexterity. 1514 00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:37,993 - Okay, and I only roll this one time? 1515 00:51:37,993 --> 00:51:40,393 - You're trying to beat, on a dexterity saving throw, 1516 00:51:40,393 --> 00:51:42,943 you are trying to beat a 15. 1517 00:51:42,943 --> 00:51:45,403 You will take half damage, if you are successful. 1518 00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:47,053 The spell is very powerful, 1519 00:51:47,053 --> 00:51:49,123 but if you fail, you will take the full damage of the spell. 1520 00:51:49,123 --> 00:51:50,263 - And then I die? 1521 00:51:50,263 --> 00:51:51,096 - Not necessarily. 1522 00:51:51,096 --> 00:51:52,423 It's gonna deal a lot of damage. 1523 00:51:52,423 --> 00:51:54,399 You may have the hit points needed to recover. 1524 00:51:54,399 --> 00:51:55,303 - Oh my goodness. 1525 00:51:55,303 --> 00:51:56,438 - You need seven or more. 1526 00:51:56,438 --> 00:51:58,185 - Okay, so I need a seven or more. 1527 00:51:58,185 --> 00:52:03,185 - You can do it. ♪ I'm gonna get a 13 ♪ 1528 00:52:04,035 --> 00:52:05,449 (Brennan gasps) - What is it? 1529 00:52:05,449 --> 00:52:07,546 - A four. - Ooh, she's getting hit. 1530 00:52:07,546 --> 00:52:08,659 - Ooh. - Nuh-uh. 1531 00:52:08,659 --> 00:52:09,492 (dice rattle) 1532 00:52:09,492 --> 00:52:10,843 Not Twyrina. 1533 00:52:10,843 --> 00:52:11,923 - Oh, that's a lotta dice. 1534 00:52:11,923 --> 00:52:14,293 - Can I roll again? 1535 00:52:14,293 --> 00:52:16,385 - I'm afraid, I'm afraid not. 1536 00:52:16,385 --> 00:52:20,450 - Jujubee is like, can we just act like that didn't happen? 1537 00:52:20,450 --> 00:52:21,530 - Why didn't you turn yourself 1538 00:52:21,530 --> 00:52:22,663 into a paperclip or something? 1539 00:52:22,663 --> 00:52:25,273 - 'Cause a paperclips not gonna matter now. 1540 00:52:25,273 --> 00:52:27,406 - Pull it together. 1541 00:52:27,406 --> 00:52:29,353 (queens laughing) 1542 00:52:29,353 --> 00:52:31,813 - Twyla, flying overhead, 1543 00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:33,705 Zaria unleashes. 1544 00:52:33,705 --> 00:52:37,393 (lightning crackles) 28 points of lightning damage. 1545 00:52:37,393 --> 00:52:39,627 - Oh my god! 1546 00:52:39,627 --> 00:52:41,177 (Brennan screams) 1547 00:52:41,177 --> 00:52:43,557 (Jujubee yelps) 1548 00:52:43,557 --> 00:52:45,069 - What does she even have? - I'm fine. 1549 00:52:45,069 --> 00:52:47,565 (all laughing) 1550 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,250 - 'Tis but a flesh wound. 1551 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:51,274 - How many hit points do you have left? 1552 00:52:51,274 --> 00:52:55,330 - I have 44 hit points. - Minus 28? 1553 00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:57,043 16. (Bob gasps) 1554 00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:58,303 - 16 hit points left. 1555 00:52:58,303 --> 00:53:01,333 The radiance in your body, 1556 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:04,606 as you resist this blood queen's magic, 1557 00:53:05,503 --> 00:53:07,066 the will-o'-wisps surround you. 1558 00:53:08,067 --> 00:53:11,773 With light, you have not succumbed 1559 00:53:11,773 --> 00:53:13,093 to this terrible lightning spell. 1560 00:53:13,093 --> 00:53:14,893 You see her lip quiver, 1561 00:53:14,893 --> 00:53:19,893 seeing that you are still aloft, your flight unchanged. 1562 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:25,003 She screams, and is going to attempt to retreat, 1563 00:53:25,003 --> 00:53:28,900 as injured as she is, only makes it a couple feet back, 1564 00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:32,623 and she's gonna go in this direction, up the staircase here, 1565 00:53:32,623 --> 00:53:34,996 to try to get a better line of sight on you. 1566 00:53:36,253 --> 00:53:40,153 With that, Zaria is at the end of the round, 1567 00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:40,986 so we're gonna go back- 1568 00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:41,863 - Almost the end of her life, 1569 00:53:41,863 --> 00:53:43,130 if we have anything to do with it. 1570 00:53:43,130 --> 00:53:44,053 (tongue pops) - And that goes (gasps). 1571 00:53:44,053 --> 00:53:45,703 Wow, the poetry. 1572 00:53:45,703 --> 00:53:46,843 It goes back to the top of the order, which is of course- 1573 00:53:46,843 --> 00:53:48,253 - It's me. - [Brennan] It's Twyla. 1574 00:53:48,253 --> 00:53:50,909 - And guess what I'm gonna fucking do? 1575 00:53:50,909 --> 00:53:52,423 (all laughing) - [Bob] End her. 1576 00:53:52,423 --> 00:53:53,653 - Guess what I'm gonna do? 1577 00:53:53,653 --> 00:53:54,913 - Are you gonna kill her? 1578 00:53:54,913 --> 00:53:58,183 - Oh, I don't think I'm gonna kill her, 1579 00:53:58,183 --> 00:54:01,363 but I think my Buddy Bear is gonna show up 1580 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,613 and I'm gonna say, you know what Buddy Bear? 1581 00:54:03,613 --> 00:54:06,163 I'm summoning your big Cat Tree ass, 1582 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:10,006 and I'm gonna have you shove this bitch into the abyss. 1583 00:54:11,354 --> 00:54:12,290 (Brennan mews) 1584 00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:13,836 (queens gasping) 1585 00:54:13,836 --> 00:54:15,196 - Oh my god! - What? 1586 00:54:15,196 --> 00:54:17,719 - Wait, where did this? - No! 1587 00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,540 - How tiny is this? - Can I see? 1588 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:20,953 - You absolutely can. 1589 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:22,696 - Your Cat Tree. - Oh my god. 1590 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:24,883 - It's a Cat Tree! 1591 00:54:24,883 --> 00:54:26,520 - [Alaska] So cute. 1592 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,380 - That you made up yesterday. 1593 00:54:28,380 --> 00:54:29,863 (Jujubee purring) 1594 00:54:29,863 --> 00:54:32,586 The devil works hard, but "D20" works harder. 1595 00:54:32,586 --> 00:54:35,683 (all laughing) 1596 00:54:35,683 --> 00:54:37,608 - That is hilarious. - What's her name, Thanara? 1597 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,078 Thanara works hard, but "D20" works harder. 1598 00:54:40,078 --> 00:54:42,283 (Brennan laughs) 1599 00:54:42,283 --> 00:54:43,816 That is great. 1600 00:54:43,816 --> 00:54:46,363 - [Brennan] Incredible. - This is fucking cool. 1601 00:54:46,363 --> 00:54:47,623 - That's great. 1602 00:54:47,623 --> 00:54:48,456 - So glad you summoned it, 1603 00:54:48,456 --> 00:54:49,607 otherwise they would've just had that sitting there. 1604 00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:50,440 (all laughing) 1605 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,545 - They would've been like- 1606 00:54:51,545 --> 00:54:52,810 (queens clamoring) 1607 00:54:52,810 --> 00:54:54,393 - Rick's back there like- 1608 00:54:54,393 --> 00:54:55,843 - It just seems like- 1609 00:54:55,843 --> 00:54:57,373 - They're all back, arms crossed, 1610 00:54:57,373 --> 00:54:58,213 like she better fuckin' summon it. 1611 00:54:58,213 --> 00:54:59,785 - All night, they were just- 1612 00:54:59,785 --> 00:55:00,618 - [Brennan] Wow, okay. 1613 00:55:00,618 --> 00:55:01,451 - What the hell else is over there? 1614 00:55:01,451 --> 00:55:04,873 I think I summoned a butt naked hot man, what's up? 1615 00:55:04,873 --> 00:55:05,706 - [Brennan] Incredible. 1616 00:55:05,706 --> 00:55:09,901 - Thank god I didn't summon a cloud smoke, or water. 1617 00:55:09,901 --> 00:55:12,133 - [Brennan] Water. - A water cat. 1618 00:55:12,133 --> 00:55:13,663 - Unbelievable. 1619 00:55:13,663 --> 00:55:15,373 Twyla, Zaria steps to the edge, 1620 00:55:15,373 --> 00:55:16,814 surrounded by blood magic. 1621 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:20,032 And says, (wheezing) I will have the seed. 1622 00:55:20,032 --> 00:55:22,807 This will be my final victory. 1623 00:55:23,923 --> 00:55:25,633 And behind her? 1624 00:55:25,633 --> 00:55:26,982 - Come on, Buddy Bear. 1625 00:55:26,982 --> 00:55:29,533 (all laughing) (Brennan imitates cat purring and growling) 1626 00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:30,721 Get her, Buddy Bear. 1627 00:55:30,721 --> 00:55:31,645 - Drag her. 1628 00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:33,013 - Unbelievable. 1629 00:55:33,013 --> 00:55:35,263 So, you are gonna go ahead. 1630 00:55:35,263 --> 00:55:36,313 Wow, this is so cool. 1631 00:55:36,313 --> 00:55:37,690 Okay, as you summon it, 1632 00:55:37,690 --> 00:55:39,433 and she's standing at the edge of the platform, 1633 00:55:39,433 --> 00:55:40,963 it's an opposed athletics check. 1634 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,443 It's just simple, it's a shove attack. 1635 00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:44,589 - It is a shove attack, I looked it up. 1636 00:55:44,589 --> 00:55:45,770 (Brennan laughs) 1637 00:55:45,770 --> 00:55:47,143 - I saw her do it, she was googling. 1638 00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:49,903 - I did, I was like, here it is. 1639 00:55:49,903 --> 00:55:54,758 - Zaria wields incredible magical power, 1640 00:55:54,758 --> 00:55:58,903 but what she doesn't have a lot of is raw physical strength. 1641 00:55:58,903 --> 00:55:59,943 - Or friends. 1642 00:55:59,943 --> 00:56:01,708 (all laughing) 1643 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:03,073 Clearly. 1644 00:56:03,073 --> 00:56:04,513 - So, she's gonna roll, 1645 00:56:04,513 --> 00:56:07,153 we're gonna roll for her in the Box of Doom. 1646 00:56:07,153 --> 00:56:09,163 We're just gonna see what her strength check is, 1647 00:56:09,163 --> 00:56:13,033 and this is gonna let you know what Buddy Bear has to beat, 1648 00:56:13,033 --> 00:56:14,533 and you're gonna roll for Buddy Bear here. 1649 00:56:14,533 --> 00:56:16,603 - Okay, aw, thank you for calling him that. 1650 00:56:16,603 --> 00:56:18,922 - Well, yeah. - The pet name. 1651 00:56:18,922 --> 00:56:20,653 - Okay, she gets a 16. 1652 00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:21,793 - Oh shit. 1653 00:56:21,793 --> 00:56:23,563 - [Brennan] But she doesn't add anything to it. 1654 00:56:23,563 --> 00:56:25,562 - Okay, yeah you have nothing here. 1655 00:56:25,562 --> 00:56:26,820 - You have nothing to add. 1656 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:29,653 - You have nothing. - You have nothing, nothing! 1657 00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:33,583 - What I will say is this, you have your movement left. 1658 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,083 If you are willing to chance it, 1659 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:37,006 if you get a little bit closer, 1660 00:56:37,903 --> 00:56:40,093 Cat Tree will have advantage on the roll, 1661 00:56:40,093 --> 00:56:42,463 because Buddy Bear has an ability called Pack Tactics, 1662 00:56:42,463 --> 00:56:44,143 where the closer it is to an ally, 1663 00:56:44,143 --> 00:56:44,976 it has advantage. 1664 00:56:44,976 --> 00:56:46,483 So if you're willing to be a little risky, 1665 00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:49,914 you could get advantage on the athletics roll here. 1666 00:56:49,914 --> 00:56:53,953 - So I'm wondering if I should move, 1667 00:56:53,953 --> 00:56:55,813 I should just fly forward 30 feet. 1668 00:56:55,813 --> 00:56:56,646 - [Brennan] Yeah, great. 1669 00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:57,524 - That's what I'm thinking, 1670 00:56:57,524 --> 00:56:58,633 and I should still stay hovered, I believe. 1671 00:56:58,633 --> 00:56:59,800 - Yes, absolutely. 1672 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:04,016 So, you move closer in range to help Cat Tree, 1673 00:57:04,016 --> 00:57:06,373 hovering over as you are. 1674 00:57:06,373 --> 00:57:08,507 - Should angle it down and point her little arrow at it. 1675 00:57:08,507 --> 00:57:10,188 Is that a thing? 1676 00:57:10,188 --> 00:57:11,803 Does it angle? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1677 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,303 Oh, it does angle, yes, yes, yes. 1678 00:57:13,303 --> 00:57:15,315 Look at that. - Yeah! 1679 00:57:15,315 --> 00:57:17,733 Yeah! - That's so cool! 1680 00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:18,707 - Yeah! 1681 00:57:18,707 --> 00:57:20,066 - [Brennan] So sick! 1682 00:57:20,066 --> 00:57:20,899 - [Jujubee] That's so cool. 1683 00:57:20,899 --> 00:57:22,732 - Make sure you get a head shot, right there. 1684 00:57:22,732 --> 00:57:23,684 - Yeah. - [Brennan] There you go. 1685 00:57:23,684 --> 00:57:24,517 - Yeah. 1686 00:57:24,517 --> 00:57:27,727 - Okay, so you have, 1687 00:57:27,727 --> 00:57:30,555 you're going to roll twice here, 1688 00:57:30,555 --> 00:57:32,863 'cause you're rolling advantage. 1689 00:57:32,863 --> 00:57:34,513 Buddy Bear's got a plus four to strength, 1690 00:57:34,513 --> 00:57:39,513 so he just needs a 12 or higher on one of these die rolls, 1691 00:57:39,701 --> 00:57:41,352 and we see what happens to Zaria Hex. 1692 00:57:41,352 --> 00:57:42,303 - This is the one, right, to roll? 1693 00:57:42,303 --> 00:57:43,340 - That's the one, yeah. - [Monét] 12 or higher. 1694 00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:45,583 - Okay, okay. 1695 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:46,475 - You get two. 1696 00:57:46,475 --> 00:57:48,222 - Buddy Bear, Buddy Bear, Buddy Bear. 1697 00:57:48,222 --> 00:57:50,233 (dice rattles) 1698 00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:52,873 - That is a 16 on the die! (all cheering) 1699 00:57:52,873 --> 00:57:55,125 Absolutely, wanna roll to see if you get that nat 20? 1700 00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:55,969 - What if? 1701 00:57:55,969 --> 00:57:57,973 If you do, you're gonna knock her fuckin' head off. 1702 00:57:57,973 --> 00:58:00,573 - Buddy Bear, baby, you know I love you, and I got you. 1703 00:58:00,573 --> 00:58:03,614 I got you, I got all these treats for you, baby. 1704 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:04,813 (dice rattles) 1705 00:58:04,813 --> 00:58:06,943 - 17, still better, hey look at that! 1706 00:58:06,943 --> 00:58:07,813 How about it? 1707 00:58:07,813 --> 00:58:08,983 Incredible. 1708 00:58:08,983 --> 00:58:11,983 Twyla, you see Zaria looking. 1709 00:58:11,983 --> 00:58:14,953 She has been searching for years 1710 00:58:14,953 --> 00:58:16,393 for the Seed of the All Blossom, 1711 00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:19,423 and has come 20 feet away from it. 1712 00:58:19,423 --> 00:58:24,103 And she looks up at you going, "It's mine." 1713 00:58:24,103 --> 00:58:25,403 - And I'm going like this. 1714 00:58:27,523 --> 00:58:31,903 - Jujubee, please describe the final moments of Zaria Hex, 1715 00:58:31,903 --> 00:58:35,533 and what Cat Tree does in the moment of being summoned. 1716 00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:38,270 - So, I look at Buddy Bear, and I'm like, 1717 00:58:38,270 --> 00:58:40,647 "I love you so much, Buddy Bear. 1718 00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:41,803 Pss pss pss pss pss." 1719 00:58:41,803 --> 00:58:44,924 And then Buddy Bear goes, (purrs). 1720 00:58:44,924 --> 00:58:47,936 (more purring) 1721 00:58:47,936 --> 00:58:49,108 (Jujubee hisses) 1722 00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,623 (all laughing) 1723 00:58:50,623 --> 00:58:52,816 But before the attack, Buddy Bear goes. 1724 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:55,813 (Jujubee mews) 1725 00:58:55,813 --> 00:58:57,734 And then claws the bitch off. 1726 00:58:57,734 --> 00:58:58,813 (Brennan screams) 1727 00:58:58,813 --> 00:59:01,463 - Huge wounds in her back, she falls. 1728 00:59:01,463 --> 00:59:03,793 The one chance she had at this 1729 00:59:03,793 --> 00:59:06,523 not being the end of her life is over here, 1730 00:59:06,523 --> 00:59:09,223 saving another ally that also got their ass knocked off. 1731 00:59:09,223 --> 00:59:11,571 Zaria falls. 1732 00:59:11,571 --> 00:59:13,041 No, no! 1733 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:14,503 (magic whooshing) 1734 00:59:14,503 --> 00:59:16,545 I fucking hate cats! 1735 00:59:16,545 --> 00:59:17,830 (Bob laughs) 1736 00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:20,053 - And then I hand over a treat. 1737 00:59:20,053 --> 00:59:21,862 Here you go, Buddy. 1738 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:22,813 Meow! 1739 00:59:22,813 --> 00:59:24,635 - And now you've straight up got a cat 1740 00:59:24,635 --> 00:59:25,899 that's just still here. 1741 00:59:25,899 --> 00:59:28,138 - Yes, one less enemy, and a cat! 1742 00:59:28,138 --> 00:59:29,143 - And a cat. 1743 00:59:29,143 --> 00:59:30,859 - Unbelievable, yeah Twyla! 1744 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:31,843 (all applauding) 1745 00:59:31,843 --> 00:59:35,077 - Wait, did I, is that my, was that my mission? 1746 00:59:35,077 --> 00:59:36,876 - Yeah, Zaria Hex is your mission! 1747 00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:37,709 - Well, you can still fight. 1748 00:59:37,709 --> 00:59:38,930 - Yeah. - Wow. 1749 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:40,959 Actually, I'm a little tired. 1750 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:41,860 (all laughing) 1751 00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:44,320 - And with that in mind, I think I've had a long day. 1752 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,348 - I think I'm gonna turn myself into a bunkbed. 1753 00:59:46,348 --> 00:59:47,522 No, I'm kidding. 1754 00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:51,103 - So, so incredible turn from Twyla. 1755 00:59:51,103 --> 00:59:55,813 We're gonna continue in initiative down to Kerwyn Foehammer. 1756 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:57,013 - Shit. - Oh god. 1757 00:59:57,013 --> 00:59:58,723 - Kerwyn is going to leap forward, 1758 00:59:58,723 --> 01:00:01,123 and use one of his three attacks 1759 01:00:01,123 --> 01:00:04,783 to attempt to kick Princess backwards. 1760 01:00:04,783 --> 01:00:06,657 - Cool, good luck. 1761 01:00:06,657 --> 01:00:11,657 - So, this is going to be an opposed athletics check. 1762 01:00:12,073 --> 01:00:12,906 He's gonna roll, 1763 01:00:12,906 --> 01:00:15,083 he's raging so he rolls with advantage as well. 1764 01:00:16,243 --> 01:00:18,784 He rolls two 19s. 1765 01:00:18,784 --> 01:00:20,143 So. - What? 1766 01:00:20,143 --> 01:00:22,740 - So with plus seven, that's a 26. 1767 01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:23,593 - Oh shit. 1768 01:00:23,593 --> 01:00:26,863 - You need to get a 26 or higher on an athletics. 1769 01:00:26,863 --> 01:00:31,863 If you fail the check by 10 or more, 1770 01:00:32,053 --> 01:00:34,573 he will knock you off into the abyss. 1771 01:00:34,573 --> 01:00:35,503 - Oh shit! 1772 01:00:35,503 --> 01:00:37,063 - And that won't happen. 1773 01:00:37,063 --> 01:00:37,896 - Okay. 1774 01:00:37,896 --> 01:00:38,729 (all laughing) 1775 01:00:38,729 --> 01:00:39,812 - [Bob] Okay. 1776 01:00:41,653 --> 01:00:42,486 - [Brennan] Here you go. 1777 01:00:42,486 --> 01:00:43,854 - Oh, in the Box of Doom. 1778 01:00:43,854 --> 01:00:44,947 - [Brennan] In the Box of Doom. 1779 01:00:44,947 --> 01:00:46,056 - [Jujubee] Can we save her if she falls? 1780 01:00:46,056 --> 01:00:46,889 How do we save her? 1781 01:00:46,889 --> 01:00:47,893 - Okay, all right. - We might be able to. 1782 01:00:47,893 --> 01:00:49,603 We'll see. - Oh my god, okay. 1783 01:00:49,603 --> 01:00:51,103 So I need, what do I need? 1784 01:00:51,103 --> 01:00:52,843 Okay, I have a plus eight athletics. 1785 01:00:52,843 --> 01:00:57,471 - [Brennan] Plus eight, so on an 18 or higher, you beat him. 1786 01:00:57,471 --> 01:01:01,543 If you get a, if both of these are seven and under, 1787 01:01:01,543 --> 01:01:02,849 you fall into the void. 1788 01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:04,499 - Let's not talk about that. 1789 01:01:04,499 --> 01:01:06,389 (die rattles) 1790 01:01:06,389 --> 01:01:08,593 - 18, you succeed! - Yes, god! 1791 01:01:08,593 --> 01:01:10,575 - [Brennan] Incredible! 1792 01:01:10,575 --> 01:01:12,015 - Do I roll two, or just the one? 1793 01:01:12,015 --> 01:01:13,363 - Oh you can roll, you wanna roll as a crit? 1794 01:01:13,363 --> 01:01:16,036 If you hit a nat 20, maybe you can knock him off. 1795 01:01:17,032 --> 01:01:18,193 (die rattles) 1796 01:01:18,193 --> 01:01:19,723 16, okay, incredible. 1797 01:01:19,723 --> 01:01:20,556 - They were both good, though. 1798 01:01:20,556 --> 01:01:22,453 - Incredible, incredible rolls. 1799 01:01:22,453 --> 01:01:24,403 So, Kerwyn attempts to knock you back. 1800 01:01:24,403 --> 01:01:25,423 Unable to do so, 1801 01:01:25,423 --> 01:01:30,133 he instead flips over you (grunts) landing here. 1802 01:01:30,133 --> 01:01:32,480 Both of you standing over, he goes, 1803 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,943 "Good stance. 1804 01:01:33,943 --> 01:01:35,530 Let's try a little swordplay." 1805 01:01:36,433 --> 01:01:40,017 And is going to swing twice with two sword blows in a row. 1806 01:01:40,017 --> 01:01:40,850 - What? 1807 01:01:42,430 --> 01:01:44,596 - Oh, I hope you don't fall, sis. 1808 01:01:44,596 --> 01:01:48,096 - But if she does, I do have Lightning Lure? 1809 01:01:48,096 --> 01:01:51,280 The whip of lightning, it does damage you, 1810 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,543 but it does bring you closer. 1811 01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:54,123 I don't know if that would, 1812 01:01:54,123 --> 01:01:57,073 oh I just heard a deep breath over there. 1813 01:01:57,073 --> 01:02:00,913 - Kerwyn deals 26 points of damage, 1814 01:02:00,913 --> 01:02:03,673 halved to 13 because you are in a rage. 1815 01:02:03,673 --> 01:02:07,333 You are, you're halving all damage that comes to you. 1816 01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:09,043 He only deals slashing damage, 1817 01:02:09,043 --> 01:02:09,913 which is a type of damage 1818 01:02:09,913 --> 01:02:12,433 that you cut in half when you get it. 1819 01:02:12,433 --> 01:02:14,053 So another 13 points of damage. 1820 01:02:14,053 --> 01:02:16,063 How's Princess lookin' right now? 1821 01:02:16,063 --> 01:02:17,683 - 36 hit points. 1822 01:02:17,683 --> 01:02:20,233 - Okay, so Princess, you're still standing strong 1823 01:02:20,233 --> 01:02:22,234 as Kerwyn glares at you. 1824 01:02:22,234 --> 01:02:23,173 (Brennan grunts) (thunder booms) 1825 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,163 That's his turn. 1826 01:02:24,163 --> 01:02:24,996 That's all he can do. 1827 01:02:24,996 --> 01:02:25,892 He's taken his swings. 1828 01:02:25,892 --> 01:02:27,352 Troyánn, that's gonna be you. 1829 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:32,113 - Okay, so if I wanna cross over here? 1830 01:02:32,113 --> 01:02:33,792 - Yeah. - How many feet is that? 1831 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:36,686 - That is about 20 feet. - Okay. 1832 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:40,813 So I wanna use my free 30 feet to get there. 1833 01:02:40,813 --> 01:02:44,263 - So, with that, your jump can only take you 15 feet, 1834 01:02:44,263 --> 01:02:46,843 so you gotta beat that 15 athletics 1835 01:02:46,843 --> 01:02:49,183 or acrobatics to clear that distance. 1836 01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:50,083 - What if you fall in? 1837 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:53,143 Like it's not, can't you just shoot that guy? 1838 01:02:53,143 --> 01:02:54,043 - But I don't wanna shoot him. 1839 01:02:54,043 --> 01:02:56,533 I wanna help you out and shoot- 1840 01:02:56,533 --> 01:02:57,928 - [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear that. 1841 01:02:57,928 --> 01:02:59,136 - You're injured and your back is to him. 1842 01:02:59,136 --> 01:03:01,693 - Yeah, but I, 'cause I can't shoot from here, right? 1843 01:03:01,693 --> 01:03:03,206 I need to clear this. 1844 01:03:03,206 --> 01:03:04,236 - You need to clear that. 1845 01:03:04,236 --> 01:03:05,923 - I can't see him from there. 1846 01:03:05,923 --> 01:03:08,593 So I'll, let me try to get over. 1847 01:03:08,593 --> 01:03:09,673 - [Brennan] Yeah, go for it. 1848 01:03:09,673 --> 01:03:11,743 - Okay so I'm rolling and I need to get a? 1849 01:03:11,743 --> 01:03:13,393 - [Brennan] You need to get a 15. 1850 01:03:13,393 --> 01:03:15,623 - But if she doesn't get, okay, no you're gonna get it. 1851 01:03:15,623 --> 01:03:16,963 - [Bob] Yeah. - But if she doesn't, 1852 01:03:16,963 --> 01:03:18,163 she can fall in the hole. 1853 01:03:18,163 --> 01:03:19,444 - Yes, that's correct. - Cool. 1854 01:03:19,444 --> 01:03:21,133 - [Brennan] You got it. - Maybe one of us has something 1855 01:03:21,133 --> 01:03:22,333 that can help her, we'll find out. 1856 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:23,353 - [Brennan] So you just need a seven or higher. 1857 01:03:23,353 --> 01:03:24,186 - Water Walk? 1858 01:03:24,186 --> 01:03:25,818 - [Monét] I need a seven or higher? - [Brennan] Seven or higher. 1859 01:03:25,818 --> 01:03:28,486 - I can get a seven or higher. - Okay, yeah of course. 1860 01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:32,743 - [Jujubee] Can I enlarge them? 1861 01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:34,376 - Wait, we can grow and stuff. 1862 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:36,823 - I can enlarge allies and enemies. 1863 01:03:36,823 --> 01:03:38,713 - That's true, that's true. 1864 01:03:38,713 --> 01:03:40,903 But it's Troyánn's turn right now. 1865 01:03:40,903 --> 01:03:41,863 - Oh, I can only do it on my turn. 1866 01:03:41,863 --> 01:03:42,786 - [Brennan] You can only do it on your turn. 1867 01:03:44,803 --> 01:03:46,546 - Monét, what is it? 1868 01:03:47,503 --> 01:03:49,363 Someone tell me what it is. 1869 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:51,952 Say it, out loud with your mouth. 1870 01:03:51,952 --> 01:03:53,424 - I got a five. 1871 01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:54,257 (ominous music) 1872 01:03:54,257 --> 01:03:55,090 - Five? 1873 01:03:56,138 --> 01:03:57,129 - [Brennan] You having fun? 1874 01:03:57,129 --> 01:03:58,355 - [Bob] Are you- - Okay. 1875 01:03:58,355 --> 01:04:00,905 - Okay, we gotta figure out how to save this bitch. 1876 01:04:02,173 --> 01:04:04,086 - What does that mean, do you add anything to that? 1877 01:04:04,086 --> 01:04:06,237 - We can't save her, can't we? - Well, I will say this. 1878 01:04:06,237 --> 01:04:10,573 I will say this, now might be a great time- 1879 01:04:10,573 --> 01:04:12,329 - To pray, Lord Jesus. 1880 01:04:12,329 --> 01:04:13,162 (all laughing) 1881 01:04:13,162 --> 01:04:14,323 - Hallowed be thy name. 1882 01:04:14,323 --> 01:04:18,317 - Sweet Lord Jesus, if you use your Action Surge, 1883 01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:23,263 I won't make it actually cost your extra action, 1884 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:25,123 but if you use your Action Surge, 1885 01:04:25,123 --> 01:04:28,093 I will allow you to re-roll that acrobatics 1886 01:04:28,093 --> 01:04:28,926 as a part of your move. 1887 01:04:28,926 --> 01:04:30,577 - That is called benevolence. 1888 01:04:30,577 --> 01:04:32,803 (all laughing) 1889 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:33,636 - Okay. 1890 01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:34,543 - Let's do a benevolence check. 1891 01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:35,849 I think it was a nat 20. 1892 01:04:35,849 --> 01:04:36,682 - Okay. 1893 01:04:38,576 --> 01:04:40,451 10! - There we go! 1894 01:04:40,451 --> 01:04:43,183 Troyánn, sprinting into action, 1895 01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,853 you leap the chasm. - [Monét] Flip. 1896 01:04:45,853 --> 01:04:46,686 - Oh, not a flip. 1897 01:04:46,686 --> 01:04:48,272 - You don't even add a flip for a 10? 1898 01:04:48,272 --> 01:04:50,125 - A second ago, you could barely walk, now you're flipping? 1899 01:04:50,125 --> 01:04:51,049 Now you're Simone Biles? 1900 01:04:51,049 --> 01:04:52,125 (all laughing) 1901 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,086 - I am the Simone Biles of Dungeons & Dragons. 1902 01:04:54,086 --> 01:04:56,203 - You were Mr. Bean three seconds ago. 1903 01:04:56,203 --> 01:04:58,044 Now you're Simone Biles, oh okay. 1904 01:04:58,044 --> 01:05:00,627 (all laughing) 1905 01:05:02,863 --> 01:05:07,306 - So, I clear, and I want to make, okay. 1906 01:05:08,743 --> 01:05:11,191 Technically, I can see both him. 1907 01:05:11,191 --> 01:05:12,024 - [Brennan] Yeah. 1908 01:05:12,024 --> 01:05:14,113 - And I can see my lil cousin through the lil thing. 1909 01:05:14,113 --> 01:05:16,603 - Yes, actually through the legs of the scorpion, 1910 01:05:16,603 --> 01:05:17,623 you can see your cousin. 1911 01:05:17,623 --> 01:05:18,943 - I can see her. - Yes, absolutely. 1912 01:05:18,943 --> 01:05:21,673 - So, now the question is should I split the difference? 1913 01:05:21,673 --> 01:05:25,303 Can I give you a help out, and also hit her? 1914 01:05:25,303 --> 01:05:28,303 I think so, 'cause you're weak up there. 1915 01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:30,853 So I'm gonna do, okay my spear, 1916 01:05:30,853 --> 01:05:32,773 can I throw my spear? 1917 01:05:32,773 --> 01:05:33,883 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 1918 01:05:33,883 --> 01:05:34,716 You can throw your spear. 1919 01:05:34,716 --> 01:05:36,451 You also have that Lightning Javelin, too. 1920 01:05:36,451 --> 01:05:38,083 - Oh yes, the Lightning Javelin! 1921 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:38,916 Okay. 1922 01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:42,080 Now the Lightning Javelin, 1923 01:05:43,303 --> 01:05:44,863 the reach is only five feet, though. 1924 01:05:44,863 --> 01:05:47,263 - Oh, but you can throw it in a line. 1925 01:05:47,263 --> 01:05:51,313 So you can hit 60 feet in a line with it, if you want to. 1926 01:05:51,313 --> 01:05:52,596 - How do you get it back? 1927 01:05:52,596 --> 01:05:55,093 Can Princess rip it out and throw it? 1928 01:05:55,093 --> 01:05:56,833 - You only would use it one time, anyways. 1929 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:58,573 - Yeah, it's a one-time thing, yeah, yeah. 1930 01:05:58,573 --> 01:06:01,723 And you can try to find it and recover it after the battle, 1931 01:06:01,723 --> 01:06:03,173 but that big lightning effect is a one-time thing, yeah. 1932 01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:04,653 - Got it, I didn't know that. 1933 01:06:04,653 --> 01:06:09,653 - So I can't Lightning Javelin, and also do a longbow? 1934 01:06:09,673 --> 01:06:10,506 I can, right? 1935 01:06:10,506 --> 01:06:12,537 Attack, two strikes. 1936 01:06:12,537 --> 01:06:14,563 - [Brennan] You can, because you're Action Surging this, 1937 01:06:14,563 --> 01:06:16,331 so you can do two things this round. 1938 01:06:16,331 --> 01:06:17,981 - Okay, so I'm going to do, 1939 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:23,149 I want to do an Arcane Shot 1940 01:06:24,174 --> 01:06:26,953 to Miss Thing up here. - Okay. 1941 01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:30,643 - And then I want to Lightning Javelin cousin KeeKee. 1942 01:06:30,643 --> 01:06:32,956 - Hell yes, here's what we're gonna do. 1943 01:06:34,534 --> 01:06:35,983 - [Bob] Is that enough distance to get KeeKee? 1944 01:06:35,983 --> 01:06:39,853 - Oh, that is a really optimal thing for you to do, 1945 01:06:39,853 --> 01:06:42,103 because if you Lightning Javelin, 1946 01:06:42,103 --> 01:06:44,683 you don't just hit KeeKee, you hit Morgan too, 1947 01:06:44,683 --> 01:06:47,683 because they're occupying the same square right now. 1948 01:06:47,683 --> 01:06:50,383 Yeah, 120 feet, that's the range on Lightning Javelin. 1949 01:06:50,383 --> 01:06:52,093 Absolutely can do it, cool. 1950 01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:52,993 So what you're gonna do right now 1951 01:06:52,993 --> 01:06:53,826 is you're actually gonna 1952 01:06:53,826 --> 01:06:56,712 make a ranged weapon attack, plus 11. 1953 01:06:56,712 --> 01:06:58,213 Do you think you're aiming 1954 01:06:58,213 --> 01:07:00,283 more for KeeKee, or more for Morgan? 1955 01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:01,123 - More for KeeKee. 1956 01:07:01,123 --> 01:07:02,143 - Okay, go ahead and give me 1957 01:07:02,143 --> 01:07:04,428 the attack roll for KeeKee, add 11 to it. 1958 01:07:04,428 --> 01:07:06,133 - Attack roll, add 11 to this attack roll? 1959 01:07:06,133 --> 01:07:07,205 - Yeah-huh. - With a D20? 1960 01:07:07,205 --> 01:07:08,038 - Yeah-huh. 1961 01:07:08,038 --> 01:07:11,863 - And also my Lightning Javelin says I get one D6 plus- 1962 01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:13,243 - Yeah, so basically it's both. 1963 01:07:13,243 --> 01:07:15,463 It's both a lightning spell, and javelin. 1964 01:07:15,463 --> 01:07:16,333 So what you're trying to resist, 1965 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,373 they'll get hit with the lightning either way. 1966 01:07:18,373 --> 01:07:21,043 This is seeing if you also can actually plunge, 1967 01:07:21,043 --> 01:07:22,393 yes pierce, absolutely. 1968 01:07:22,393 --> 01:07:23,431 - So I need to get an 11, 1969 01:07:23,431 --> 01:07:24,949 I'm getting plus 11 whatever this is. 1970 01:07:24,949 --> 01:07:27,343 - Yes, and you need to beat her armor class. 1971 01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:28,176 - 14! 1972 01:07:28,176 --> 01:07:30,163 - Woo, you absolutely. 1973 01:07:30,163 --> 01:07:33,403 So all of you watch, it's like the whole place 1974 01:07:33,403 --> 01:07:35,293 is just a flash of white 1975 01:07:35,293 --> 01:07:36,854 as Troyánn lets loose this lightning bolt. 1976 01:07:36,854 --> 01:07:39,523 - So what happened is I take the javelin 1977 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,566 out of my little Batman belt holster thing, 1978 01:07:42,566 --> 01:07:44,443 and I know he's a little more in the future, but you know, 1979 01:07:44,443 --> 01:07:45,523 you know it's coming. 1980 01:07:45,523 --> 01:07:47,196 And so I go there, and I go around. 1981 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:48,793 - I mean, Mark Ronson is here, 1982 01:07:48,793 --> 01:07:50,530 so I guess it's kinda- - True. 1983 01:07:50,530 --> 01:07:52,603 And I spin around, and then I get on one knee, 1984 01:07:52,603 --> 01:07:54,613 'cause I wanna get the perfect shot between the legs. 1985 01:07:54,613 --> 01:07:56,623 I take the javelin, I imbue it with the lightning, 1986 01:07:56,623 --> 01:07:59,713 and it throw it right through the Rock's legs, 1987 01:07:59,713 --> 01:08:02,953 through the column, and I strike KeeKee 1988 01:08:02,953 --> 01:08:04,543 right in her left breast. 1989 01:08:04,543 --> 01:08:07,153 - Ooh, right in the titty. - Specific. 1990 01:08:07,153 --> 01:08:08,863 - Hell yeah! - Are they silicone, or is it? 1991 01:08:08,863 --> 01:08:10,225 - No, they're real, honey. 1992 01:08:10,225 --> 01:08:11,893 - Oh, we're hitting DNA. - Yeah. 1993 01:08:11,893 --> 01:08:14,293 But I just barely miss the areola. 1994 01:08:14,293 --> 01:08:15,583 - [Bob] Woo! 1995 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,683 - Unbelievable. 1996 01:08:17,683 --> 01:08:20,473 So, what I'm gonna need you to do for me is to roll, 1997 01:08:20,473 --> 01:08:22,723 you're gonna roll four D6. 1998 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:24,220 That's just for the lightning damage. 1999 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:26,413 - You get to roll 46 times, 46? 2000 01:08:26,413 --> 01:08:27,686 - Oh sorry, four- - I'm just kidding. 2001 01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:29,456 I'm trolling, I apologize. 2002 01:08:29,456 --> 01:08:30,883 (Brennan laughs) 2003 01:08:30,883 --> 01:08:32,143 - Four. - Okay, four? 2004 01:08:32,143 --> 01:08:34,393 - She's a witch and a troll. 2005 01:08:34,393 --> 01:08:35,353 - I had a Red Bull, I'm out of control. 2006 01:08:35,353 --> 01:08:36,186 - Two. 2007 01:08:36,186 --> 01:08:38,563 - Okay, a six? - [Jujubee] A troll. (chuckles) 2008 01:08:38,563 --> 01:08:40,633 - Four, 10. 2009 01:08:40,633 --> 01:08:42,043 - [Brennan] 10, yep. 2010 01:08:42,043 --> 01:08:44,282 - And this one is a two, 12. 2011 01:08:44,282 --> 01:08:48,106 - So they take 12 just from the lightning damage alone, 2012 01:08:49,003 --> 01:08:53,473 and now I want you to roll one D6 plus six 2013 01:08:53,473 --> 01:08:55,963 for the piercing damage against Keena. 2014 01:08:55,963 --> 01:08:57,553 - Come on, three, nine. 2015 01:08:57,553 --> 01:08:58,693 - Ooh, baby! 2016 01:08:58,693 --> 01:09:01,723 All right, so you see just lightning 2017 01:09:01,723 --> 01:09:03,043 tear across the battlefield. 2018 01:09:03,043 --> 01:09:04,475 Keena (screams). 2019 01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:06,365 (Monét babbling) 2020 01:09:06,365 --> 01:09:09,403 Morgan has now been burnt and electrocuted 2021 01:09:09,403 --> 01:09:12,133 in the past 12 seconds of combat, and that's- 2022 01:09:12,133 --> 01:09:13,133 - Wait is it Morgan, or KeeKee? 2023 01:09:13,133 --> 01:09:14,593 - Well, the lightning hit both of them. 2024 01:09:14,593 --> 01:09:15,445 - That's right! 2025 01:09:15,445 --> 01:09:17,293 - [Brennan] KeeKee gets the- 2026 01:09:17,293 --> 01:09:18,343 - Oh my god, but her kinky ass 2027 01:09:18,343 --> 01:09:19,393 is probably still liking that shit. 2028 01:09:19,393 --> 01:09:21,493 She probably over there just fucking, 2029 01:09:21,493 --> 01:09:22,613 lactating at this point. 2030 01:09:22,613 --> 01:09:24,643 (Brennan laughs) 2031 01:09:24,643 --> 01:09:27,013 I think that's how lactation works now. 2032 01:09:27,013 --> 01:09:28,153 - I'll also say this, 2033 01:09:28,153 --> 01:09:29,683 technically the way the Lightning Javelin works 2034 01:09:29,683 --> 01:09:34,213 is you can affect Alacranos with it too if you want, 2035 01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:35,113 but I leave it up to you 2036 01:09:35,113 --> 01:09:36,946 whether you want to have him get electrocuted or not. 2037 01:09:36,946 --> 01:09:37,843 - I do not want to hit him. 2038 01:09:37,843 --> 01:09:38,676 - With all of us there? 2039 01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:39,509 I don't know about that. 2040 01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:40,813 - And Monét's right there with him. 2041 01:09:40,813 --> 01:09:41,653 - [Brennan] Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. 2042 01:09:41,653 --> 01:09:43,438 - I think he'll turn around and tear me up with that pincer, 2043 01:09:43,438 --> 01:09:45,728 although that pincer's kinda sexy, that little stinger. 2044 01:09:45,728 --> 01:09:46,761 (Brennan laughs) 2045 01:09:46,761 --> 01:09:47,773 - It's giving. 2046 01:09:47,773 --> 01:09:48,606 - Incredible. 2047 01:09:48,606 --> 01:09:49,854 - And now I want, and then so as I- 2048 01:09:49,854 --> 01:09:50,913 - [Brennan] That's just half your turn. 2049 01:09:50,913 --> 01:09:52,273 - So as I threw the javelin, 2050 01:09:52,273 --> 01:09:53,126 I did a little front, 2051 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:55,916 a Miz Cracker little front somersault roll thing, 2052 01:09:55,916 --> 01:09:57,253 and I got back on my knee, 2053 01:09:57,253 --> 01:09:59,473 and then I take out my longbow, 2054 01:09:59,473 --> 01:10:01,756 and I'm pulling it to aim up at Kerwyn, 2055 01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:04,513 and can I do two grasping arrows? 2056 01:10:04,513 --> 01:10:06,823 Can I get two, it's two arcanes, right? 2057 01:10:06,823 --> 01:10:09,033 - You can only do one Arcane Shot per turn, 2058 01:10:09,033 --> 01:10:11,005 so you have one left for next turn, 2059 01:10:11,005 --> 01:10:13,393 but you can attack twice. 2060 01:10:13,393 --> 01:10:14,383 Every time you attack with your bow, 2061 01:10:14,383 --> 01:10:15,493 you actually attack twice. 2062 01:10:15,493 --> 01:10:17,173 Only one of them can be a magical shot, though. 2063 01:10:17,173 --> 01:10:19,063 - Okay, so I take the first one, 2064 01:10:19,063 --> 01:10:21,403 just a regular bow throw, and I throw the bow at him. 2065 01:10:21,403 --> 01:10:22,723 - Okay cool, give me the attack roll? 2066 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:25,333 - You just throw the whole bow, not the arrow? 2067 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:26,166 You throw the bow at him? 2068 01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:29,023 - I'm sorry, I'm pulling back the arrow. 2069 01:10:29,023 --> 01:10:30,683 - Take the bow and throw it at him. 2070 01:10:30,683 --> 01:10:32,473 - And I rolled a seven. 2071 01:10:32,473 --> 01:10:35,356 - Plus 11 with the magic bow. - Plus 11, 18. 2072 01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:36,463 - That still hits. 2073 01:10:36,463 --> 01:10:37,693 Go ahead and give me, yeah. 2074 01:10:37,693 --> 01:10:39,583 - Ka-chow, and he sits back, ugh. 2075 01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:42,373 And then I do my grasping arrow. 2076 01:10:42,373 --> 01:10:43,273 - [Brennan] Yeah, go ahead and roll. 2077 01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:45,223 - Which is a dangerous magic arrow, 2078 01:10:45,223 --> 01:10:47,743 restraining and poisoning Kerwyn. 2079 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:50,143 - Does poisoning mean he has residual damage or something? 2080 01:10:50,143 --> 01:10:51,030 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2081 01:10:51,030 --> 01:10:52,723 and it partially restrains him, as well. 2082 01:10:52,723 --> 01:10:54,954 - Purr. - Oh, she's held. 2083 01:10:54,954 --> 01:10:57,973 - Fuck, it was almost a fuckin' 20, but it's an eight. 2084 01:10:57,973 --> 01:11:00,043 - Eight plus 11 is still 19, that still hits. 2085 01:11:00,043 --> 01:11:01,783 - This one goes right to his knee. 2086 01:11:01,783 --> 01:11:04,123 - You're gonna roll two eight-sided die, 2087 01:11:04,123 --> 01:11:07,453 two six-sided die, and then add 12. 2088 01:11:07,453 --> 01:11:08,650 - Two. - Whoa. 2089 01:11:08,650 --> 01:11:11,254 - Two do eights, and two, two do eight- 2090 01:11:11,254 --> 01:11:13,212 - Two D8 and two D6, and then you're gonna add 12. 2091 01:11:13,212 --> 01:11:14,134 - Two do? 2092 01:11:14,134 --> 01:11:15,270 - Two D8. 2093 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:16,903 - Toodly doot do, scattin'. 2094 01:11:16,903 --> 01:11:17,743 - Is that a one or a seven? 2095 01:11:17,743 --> 01:11:18,576 - You play DnD all day, 2096 01:11:18,576 --> 01:11:20,091 you start scattin' by the end of the day, every time. 2097 01:11:20,091 --> 01:11:21,613 (Bob scatting) 2098 01:11:21,613 --> 01:11:23,593 MC Skat Kat appears over on that. 2099 01:11:23,593 --> 01:11:24,426 - [Bob] What do you have, Monét? 2100 01:11:24,426 --> 01:11:26,653 - I can't tell if it's a one or a seven. 2101 01:11:26,653 --> 01:11:29,456 - That's a one, one. - Goddamn it. 2102 01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,932 - Wait, what was it again? - A one. 2103 01:11:30,932 --> 01:11:32,074 - It's a one, okay. 2104 01:11:32,074 --> 01:11:33,103 - A nat one. 2105 01:11:33,103 --> 01:11:34,483 - [Brennan] Roll the second one, roll the second one. 2106 01:11:34,483 --> 01:11:36,551 - You got some, she rolls one nat 20, 2107 01:11:36,551 --> 01:11:38,301 now she the fuck, she's the belle of the die. 2108 01:11:38,301 --> 01:11:39,849 (all laughing) 2109 01:11:39,849 --> 01:11:41,114 The doll of the dice over there. 2110 01:11:41,114 --> 01:11:42,668 - Never forget, honey, never! 2111 01:11:42,668 --> 01:11:43,692 - Princess Die. 2112 01:11:43,692 --> 01:11:44,533 - Princess Die. 2113 01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:46,393 - Four. - Four, okay that's five. 2114 01:11:46,393 --> 01:11:48,673 Now roll two six-sided die. 2115 01:11:48,673 --> 01:11:49,513 - Five! - Yes. 2116 01:11:49,513 --> 01:11:50,806 - Okay, there we go. 2117 01:11:52,033 --> 01:11:52,993 - Three, eight. 2118 01:11:52,993 --> 01:11:55,753 - So that's eight, and what'd you roll on the D8s? 2119 01:11:55,753 --> 01:11:56,586 - Five. 2120 01:11:56,586 --> 01:11:58,123 - So five and eight is 13, plus 12, 2121 01:11:58,123 --> 01:12:01,513 that's 25 points of damage to Kerwyn. 2122 01:12:01,513 --> 01:12:02,346 - Thank you. 2123 01:12:02,346 --> 01:12:04,790 - Yeah, Princess, you look around and you see Kerwyn says, 2124 01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:08,581 "There's nobody in the world who's got your back," (grunts) 2125 01:12:08,581 --> 01:12:11,323 and Troyánn's arrows, bam, bam! 2126 01:12:11,323 --> 01:12:12,793 The knee, the side, 2127 01:12:12,793 --> 01:12:17,793 and you see these venomous green poison vines like sea kelp 2128 01:12:17,803 --> 01:12:20,968 wrap around him, and drag him down to one knee. 2129 01:12:20,968 --> 01:12:23,203 You can see like The Hulk, his muscles getting larger 2130 01:12:23,203 --> 01:12:24,313 as he gets more angry, 2131 01:12:24,313 --> 01:12:27,131 as he's trying to pull against these grasping vines. 2132 01:12:27,131 --> 01:12:27,964 - And don't forget, 2133 01:12:27,964 --> 01:12:29,443 the barnacles are now growing on his knees. 2134 01:12:29,443 --> 01:12:30,289 Remember the barnacles. 2135 01:12:30,289 --> 01:12:31,603 (Brennan roars) 2136 01:12:31,603 --> 01:12:34,229 - You see, yeah, small little crustaceans. 2137 01:12:34,229 --> 01:12:36,013 That is Troyánn's turn. 2138 01:12:36,013 --> 01:12:37,460 Gertrude, that's you. 2139 01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:40,453 - Okay, can she see him? 2140 01:12:40,453 --> 01:12:43,063 - If you, yeah, if you step back. 2141 01:12:43,063 --> 01:12:45,526 You'd have to move back to get a line of sight on him, yes. 2142 01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:47,593 - So I'm gonna, can you move me back a little bit? 2143 01:12:47,593 --> 01:12:50,563 - How, why don't you go forward, though? 2144 01:12:50,563 --> 01:12:52,063 - Because I can't see him unless I go backwards. 2145 01:12:52,063 --> 01:12:54,073 - [Monét] But if you go forward, you can see him from there. 2146 01:12:54,073 --> 01:12:55,485 - Then I'm underneath this big thing, 2147 01:12:55,485 --> 01:12:56,683 and I can't be close to stuff. 2148 01:12:56,683 --> 01:12:58,333 - Oh right, right, right, right, right. 2149 01:12:58,333 --> 01:12:59,293 - Actually yeah, that is true. 2150 01:12:59,293 --> 01:13:02,413 If you stepped to the edge, like just 10 feet forward, 2151 01:13:02,413 --> 01:13:03,793 you'd be able to cast a spell, 2152 01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:06,763 and have movement left after you cast to move back. 2153 01:13:06,763 --> 01:13:08,983 - Okay, oh yeah okay, 'cause I can do 30, 2154 01:13:08,983 --> 01:13:10,123 and it's not necessarily in one direction. 2155 01:13:10,123 --> 01:13:10,956 - It's not just in one direction. 2156 01:13:10,956 --> 01:13:12,253 You can split it up. - Great band, though. 2157 01:13:12,253 --> 01:13:13,543 If they're watching. 2158 01:13:13,543 --> 01:13:15,043 - 30? - One Direction. 2159 01:13:15,043 --> 01:13:16,213 - Oh. 2160 01:13:16,213 --> 01:13:17,226 - Jesus Christ. 2161 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,073 So, 10 forward, then one back. 2162 01:13:21,073 --> 01:13:22,522 Shout out to Paula Abdul. 2163 01:13:22,522 --> 01:13:24,373 (Brennan laughs) 2164 01:13:24,373 --> 01:13:26,653 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2165 01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:28,192 - [Brennan] Great. 2166 01:13:28,192 --> 01:13:31,153 - Wait, so I can kinda see him from the ledge now? 2167 01:13:31,153 --> 01:13:31,986 - [Brennan] Mm-hmm. - [Monét] Yeah. 2168 01:13:31,986 --> 01:13:34,453 - Okay, so he's really close to us, 2169 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,623 they're still over there, 2170 01:13:35,623 --> 01:13:36,573 even though I do have a, 2171 01:13:36,573 --> 01:13:37,873 no I probably, I don't know if I can see them. 2172 01:13:37,873 --> 01:13:39,973 So I'm gonna focus on him right now. 2173 01:13:39,973 --> 01:13:44,214 I am going to, okay I have, 2174 01:13:44,214 --> 01:13:46,873 I am going to, okay I have, 2175 01:13:46,873 --> 01:13:48,553 I have Thunder Wave. 2176 01:13:48,553 --> 01:13:51,250 A lightning and thunder bursts from you in all directions, 2177 01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,113 and it scatters nearby enemies. 2178 01:13:53,113 --> 01:13:54,917 Only the enemies, right? 2179 01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:57,763 - Yes, so Thunder Wave won't be able to hit him, 2180 01:13:57,763 --> 01:13:58,596 'cause it's centered on you. 2181 01:13:58,596 --> 01:14:00,553 - He's above me. - He's above you, yes. 2182 01:14:00,553 --> 01:14:01,386 He's too far away. 2183 01:14:01,386 --> 01:14:03,823 - So I have to do something directional. 2184 01:14:03,823 --> 01:14:04,656 - I would say, yeah. 2185 01:14:04,656 --> 01:14:05,803 The things you have that can reach him 2186 01:14:05,803 --> 01:14:07,933 would be Eldritch Blast, Scorching Ray, 2187 01:14:07,933 --> 01:14:09,715 Fireball would hit him. 2188 01:14:09,715 --> 01:14:13,093 - Does Fireball hit my friends too, or just the enemies? 2189 01:14:13,093 --> 01:14:15,793 - It hits your, oh, you have a meta magic ability 2190 01:14:15,793 --> 01:14:17,563 called Careful Spell. 2191 01:14:17,563 --> 01:14:18,973 - That's right. 2192 01:14:18,973 --> 01:14:20,503 - Which means that you can protect your, 2193 01:14:20,503 --> 01:14:21,553 you can spend a sorcery point, 2194 01:14:21,553 --> 01:14:22,963 that you haven't spent any of yet, 2195 01:14:22,963 --> 01:14:26,233 to protect your friends from your spells. 2196 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:28,153 - So part of me feels like I should save it. 2197 01:14:28,153 --> 01:14:30,703 Oh, wait. 2198 01:14:30,703 --> 01:14:32,833 I was talking about doing Fireball 2199 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:34,423 when they're near each other. 2200 01:14:34,423 --> 01:14:36,283 - You should do those two. - And they're near each other. 2201 01:14:36,283 --> 01:14:37,216 - [Brennan] They are near each other right now. 2202 01:14:37,216 --> 01:14:39,313 - And this is a strong one, y'all. 2203 01:14:39,313 --> 01:14:40,146 - [Monét] Okay. 2204 01:14:40,146 --> 01:14:42,091 - Fireball I think it's like my Kameyame. 2205 01:14:42,091 --> 01:14:43,693 - Yeah, yes, yes, yes. - You mean your Kamehameha. 2206 01:14:43,693 --> 01:14:45,236 - Yeah, Kamehameha, I'm sorry, yes. 2207 01:14:45,236 --> 01:14:46,069 (Monét laughs) So I'm going to- 2208 01:14:46,069 --> 01:14:47,102 - Kameyame. 2209 01:14:47,102 --> 01:14:50,353 - Sorry, so I'm going to mark off 2210 01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:51,583 one of my little things here. 2211 01:14:51,583 --> 01:14:53,263 I only have two of these. 2212 01:14:53,263 --> 01:14:56,173 So I'm gonna use Fireball. - Hell yeah. 2213 01:14:56,173 --> 01:14:57,793 - I'm aiming it at these two. 2214 01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:58,626 - Work. 2215 01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,973 - Yeah, Fireball's no joke. 2216 01:15:00,973 --> 01:15:04,633 You're gonna deal eight D6 fire damage. 2217 01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:06,178 Eight six-sided die. - Oh shit. 2218 01:15:06,178 --> 01:15:08,556 - You wanna borrow some for a sec? 2219 01:15:08,556 --> 01:15:09,710 - You wanna borrow ours, can we- 2220 01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,833 - Yeah, you wanna pool together? 2221 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:13,363 We call this "sending your kids to camp." 2222 01:15:13,363 --> 01:15:15,643 Everyone send your six-sided dice over to Bob. 2223 01:15:15,643 --> 01:15:16,841 - [Jujubee] Here you go, sis. - Here you go, baby. 2224 01:15:16,841 --> 01:15:17,674 - Here you go, darling. 2225 01:15:17,674 --> 01:15:18,507 How many more do you need? 2226 01:15:18,507 --> 01:15:20,326 - I have four, I need- 2227 01:15:20,326 --> 01:15:21,159 - Here, is this one more here? 2228 01:15:21,159 --> 01:15:23,032 - I can give you my old one. - Original one. 2229 01:15:23,032 --> 01:15:24,618 - Here's my old one, sis. - Yeah, I have another. 2230 01:15:24,618 --> 01:15:26,486 - Don't use Brennan's little shady die. 2231 01:15:26,486 --> 01:15:27,372 (Brennan laughs) 2232 01:15:27,372 --> 01:15:28,393 - [Bob] Okay I got it, I got it, I got six. 2233 01:15:28,393 --> 01:15:29,259 - You got it. - No, you need eight. 2234 01:15:29,259 --> 01:15:30,092 - You need eight. - Eight, girl. 2235 01:15:30,092 --> 01:15:31,633 - Oh, eight. 2236 01:15:31,633 --> 01:15:32,833 And I have one more here for myself. 2237 01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:33,975 Yeah, keep your die over there. 2238 01:15:33,975 --> 01:15:35,489 (Brennan laughs) 2239 01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:37,126 We saw how that worked out last time. 2240 01:15:37,126 --> 01:15:38,143 Yep, the devil die. 2241 01:15:38,143 --> 01:15:39,130 - Devil die. 2242 01:15:39,130 --> 01:15:41,720 - All right, that's two, four, I have eight, okay. 2243 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,437 So I just roll these now? 2244 01:15:43,437 --> 01:15:45,199 - You roll those, you add 'em all together. 2245 01:15:45,199 --> 01:15:47,173 - Oh, let's see how she is. 2246 01:15:47,173 --> 01:15:48,313 - [Bob] What if it's all sixes? 2247 01:15:48,313 --> 01:15:50,473 - Fireball. - Should we say six? 2248 01:15:50,473 --> 01:15:51,793 - Six, oh, oh. 2249 01:15:51,793 --> 01:15:52,626 Not three of 'em. 2250 01:15:52,626 --> 01:15:53,986 Six, six, six. 2251 01:15:53,986 --> 01:15:54,886 - Six. - Satanic. 2252 01:15:54,886 --> 01:15:57,193 - One, two, three, - [Queens] Six! 2253 01:15:57,193 --> 01:15:58,753 - Okay, I have a, oh god. 2254 01:15:58,753 --> 01:16:00,793 Okay, I have a three. - [Monét] Uh-huh. 2255 01:16:00,793 --> 01:16:01,873 - A one. - [Brennan] Four. 2256 01:16:01,873 --> 01:16:03,760 - A one. - [Brennan] Five. 2257 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:04,976 - A five. - [Brennan] 10. 2258 01:16:04,976 --> 01:16:06,343 - A five. - [Brennan] 15. 2259 01:16:06,343 --> 01:16:07,633 - A three. - [Brennan] 18. 2260 01:16:07,633 --> 01:16:08,897 - A two. - [Brennan] 20. 2261 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:12,073 - And a one. - 21 points of fire damage. 2262 01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:13,093 On a seven and a four, 2263 01:16:13,093 --> 01:16:16,783 they both fail their saving throws and take full damage. 2264 01:16:16,783 --> 01:16:21,163 21 damage to Morgan and Keena. 2265 01:16:21,163 --> 01:16:23,623 As you see Morgan and Keena flying up, 2266 01:16:23,623 --> 01:16:24,703 Gertrude, what does it look like 2267 01:16:24,703 --> 01:16:26,953 as you use your mightiest spell on them? 2268 01:16:26,953 --> 01:16:28,873 - Okay, so Gertrude, 2269 01:16:28,873 --> 01:16:31,123 this is a place that she does not like to go. 2270 01:16:31,123 --> 01:16:33,163 She likes to be in control, she doesn't drink, 2271 01:16:33,163 --> 01:16:35,263 she doesn't even do anything wild, 2272 01:16:35,263 --> 01:16:38,263 but this one kinda takes over her body a little bit, 2273 01:16:38,263 --> 01:16:40,153 so she closes her eyes, 2274 01:16:40,153 --> 01:16:41,413 and then as she closes her eyes, 2275 01:16:41,413 --> 01:16:45,193 you can just see in her pores, in her lips, in her ears, 2276 01:16:45,193 --> 01:16:46,603 just the heat starts to come out. 2277 01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:47,953 It comes out of her pores, her skin, 2278 01:16:47,953 --> 01:16:49,243 and then she finally opens her mouth 2279 01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:52,093 and it all just kind of gathers in front of her face, 2280 01:16:52,093 --> 01:16:55,453 and then it just fuckin', at lightning speed, 2281 01:16:55,453 --> 01:16:58,503 it flies over, and hits her. 2282 01:16:58,503 --> 01:17:02,233 - What starts so small, as it gathers and gets close, 2283 01:17:02,233 --> 01:17:03,823 an explosion, think about an explosion 2284 01:17:03,823 --> 01:17:06,922 that fuckin' size, to scale, pchow! 2285 01:17:06,922 --> 01:17:07,833 - Work. 2286 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,793 - As Morgan rises, she tries her best 2287 01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,163 to wrap her wings around Keena, 2288 01:17:12,163 --> 01:17:14,443 and you hear (screams) as they scream, 2289 01:17:14,443 --> 01:17:17,173 both of them come out of it, with her still flying, 2290 01:17:17,173 --> 01:17:21,493 but you see just blood pouring out of scorched noses. 2291 01:17:21,493 --> 01:17:22,363 Both of them, you can tell, 2292 01:17:22,363 --> 01:17:24,214 have moved beneath half their hit points. 2293 01:17:24,214 --> 01:17:25,603 (Monét clapping) 2294 01:17:25,603 --> 01:17:27,043 Hell yes. 2295 01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:29,154 That is Gertrude's turn. 2296 01:17:29,154 --> 01:17:32,374 You move to step away from the ledge, smart call. 2297 01:17:32,374 --> 01:17:33,207 - Did I- - Yes. 2298 01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:34,040 - Did I scoot back? 2299 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:34,873 - Yeah, if you wanna scoot back, go for it. 2300 01:17:34,873 --> 01:17:35,706 - Scoot me back. 2301 01:17:35,706 --> 01:17:36,869 - KeeKee much be much stronger than me, 2302 01:17:36,869 --> 01:17:39,133 'cause I'm 49, and she's taken 41 damage 2303 01:17:39,133 --> 01:17:40,822 and she's just below half? 2304 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:42,672 She's like double my, almost double- 2305 01:17:42,672 --> 01:17:44,653 - She's doing deals with the devil, honey. 2306 01:17:44,653 --> 01:17:45,944 - They're strong ass hoes. 2307 01:17:45,944 --> 01:17:47,893 - Princess, that is going to be your turn. 2308 01:17:47,893 --> 01:17:48,736 - Okay. 2309 01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:52,423 Well, can I fuckin', 2310 01:17:52,423 --> 01:17:55,093 can I attack him and do a pushing attack? 2311 01:17:55,093 --> 01:17:56,773 - Holy shit, yeah, you absolutely can. 2312 01:17:56,773 --> 01:17:59,113 - Awesome, and am I raging still? 2313 01:17:59,113 --> 01:18:00,614 - You are raging still, 2314 01:18:00,614 --> 01:18:02,083 which means that this actually, 2315 01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:03,853 you can bonus action Frenzy 2316 01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:07,292 and attack three times this turn, if you would like. 2317 01:18:07,292 --> 01:18:08,468 - I would like to do that, please. 2318 01:18:08,468 --> 01:18:11,023 (all laughing) 2319 01:18:11,023 --> 01:18:12,253 - Hell yes. 2320 01:18:12,253 --> 01:18:15,253 Okay, you can only pushing attack on one attack per round, 2321 01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:16,453 so let's just start rolling these attacks 2322 01:18:16,453 --> 01:18:18,013 and see how many times you hit. 2323 01:18:18,013 --> 01:18:19,903 So go ahead and roll your D20. 2324 01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:21,823 We're gonna make three attacks in a row. 2325 01:18:21,823 --> 01:18:22,963 - Let me return everyone's die. 2326 01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:24,133 I don't know whose came- 2327 01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:25,333 - Also, I will point out this too. 2328 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:26,233 You also have an ability 2329 01:18:26,233 --> 01:18:29,023 that you could use here called Reckless Attack. 2330 01:18:29,023 --> 01:18:30,193 That means you would roll 2331 01:18:30,193 --> 01:18:33,043 every one of your attacks with advantage, 2332 01:18:33,043 --> 01:18:38,043 but enemies would have advantage on you when they attack. 2333 01:18:38,053 --> 01:18:40,123 So basically, you hit harder, 2334 01:18:40,123 --> 01:18:43,183 but also you're not protecting yourself as much. 2335 01:18:43,183 --> 01:18:45,823 If you wanna go reckless here, you can. 2336 01:18:45,823 --> 01:18:46,693 - I don't know, you're only at 36. 2337 01:18:46,693 --> 01:18:48,013 - I'm weakened right now. 2338 01:18:48,013 --> 01:18:48,846 - Okay. - I'm weakened. 2339 01:18:48,846 --> 01:18:50,473 - [Brennan] Go for it, let's go ahead and roll. 2340 01:18:50,473 --> 01:18:51,360 - Not The Weeknd. 2341 01:18:52,337 --> 01:18:54,046 ♪ I need ♪ - 19. 2342 01:18:54,883 --> 01:18:55,716 Do I add anything to that? 2343 01:18:55,716 --> 01:18:57,193 - Yeah, you're gonna add plus. 2344 01:18:57,193 --> 01:18:59,053 I believe you add plus nine every time, 2345 01:18:59,053 --> 01:19:00,280 so that's a 28. 2346 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,483 You hit on your first attack. 2347 01:19:01,483 --> 01:19:02,863 Go ahead and roll again. - 28 on the first attack? 2348 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:04,455 - Oh, work. - 28 on the first attack. 2349 01:19:04,455 --> 01:19:05,288 - Damn, bitch! 2350 01:19:05,288 --> 01:19:06,356 - [Brennan] Here we go. 2351 01:19:07,483 --> 01:19:08,743 - Nine. 2352 01:19:08,743 --> 01:19:11,413 - Nine plus nine. 2353 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,373 - 18. - Still hits. 2354 01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:14,716 - Okay, werk, it's a hit. 2355 01:19:16,067 --> 01:19:17,213 12. 2356 01:19:17,213 --> 01:19:18,823 - 12 plus nine, 21, hits as well. 2357 01:19:18,823 --> 01:19:20,506 You hit all three times. 2358 01:19:22,114 --> 01:19:24,853 - You, that's like almost 60. 2359 01:19:24,853 --> 01:19:27,253 - So, let's go ahead and start to roll damage. 2360 01:19:27,253 --> 01:19:28,963 You are going to be dealing, 2361 01:19:28,963 --> 01:19:29,796 each time you hit with your greataxe, 2362 01:19:29,796 --> 01:19:33,673 it is one D12 plus eight. 2363 01:19:33,673 --> 01:19:35,143 - Oh shit! 2364 01:19:35,143 --> 01:19:37,262 - So go ahead, take your D12, which is this- 2365 01:19:37,262 --> 01:19:38,095 - D12. 2366 01:19:38,095 --> 01:19:41,203 - It's that one actually closest to you. 2367 01:19:41,203 --> 01:19:42,523 That one is your D12. 2368 01:19:42,523 --> 01:19:43,543 You're gonna roll that three times, 2369 01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:45,523 and add eight every time. 2370 01:19:45,523 --> 01:19:47,443 - Whoa. - Oh shit, okay. 2371 01:19:47,443 --> 01:19:48,643 Nine. 2372 01:19:48,643 --> 01:19:49,476 - Nine plus eight? - Yeah. 2373 01:19:49,476 --> 01:19:53,056 - 17. - 17 damage, unreal. 2374 01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,364 - Come on, Lasky. 2375 01:19:55,364 --> 01:19:56,197 - One. 2376 01:19:56,197 --> 01:19:57,953 - One, that's still plus eight, so nine damage. 2377 01:19:57,953 --> 01:20:00,673 - Okay, 12 baby, 12! 2378 01:20:00,673 --> 01:20:01,506 - Seven. 2379 01:20:02,413 --> 01:20:04,893 - Seven plus eight. - 15. 2380 01:20:04,893 --> 01:20:06,163 - Is 15. 2381 01:20:06,163 --> 01:20:08,293 Kerwyn looks badly hurt. 2382 01:20:08,293 --> 01:20:09,126 Go ahead and describe it. 2383 01:20:09,126 --> 01:20:10,073 What does it look like 2384 01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:13,123 as you just lay these blows down on Kerwyn? 2385 01:20:13,123 --> 01:20:15,913 - She turns around, I'm gonna turn her around, 2386 01:20:15,913 --> 01:20:19,456 'cause she wants to look at this motherfucker in the face. 2387 01:20:20,323 --> 01:20:22,063 And before she hits him, 2388 01:20:22,063 --> 01:20:25,434 she says, "Merry Christmas, motherfucker." 2389 01:20:25,434 --> 01:20:27,808 (all laughing) 2390 01:20:27,808 --> 01:20:29,681 - And a happy New Year. 2391 01:20:29,681 --> 01:20:32,181 (ax thudding) 2392 01:20:33,223 --> 01:20:34,611 - It's mid-March. 2393 01:20:34,611 --> 01:20:37,603 (all laughing) 2394 01:20:37,603 --> 01:20:39,403 - She uses confusion attack. 2395 01:20:39,403 --> 01:20:42,384 - We never really talked about how Princess is doing. 2396 01:20:42,384 --> 01:20:44,503 (all laughing) 2397 01:20:44,503 --> 01:20:46,273 Incredible, and I actually forgot here, 2398 01:20:46,273 --> 01:20:47,823 you're also making a pushing attack, 2399 01:20:47,823 --> 01:20:50,683 so Kerwyn's looking very, very injured, 2400 01:20:50,683 --> 01:20:51,913 but you're actually gonna add even more damage. 2401 01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:54,163 Go ahead and roll one D6 for me. 2402 01:20:54,163 --> 01:20:55,756 You automatically do that extra damage with- 2403 01:20:55,756 --> 01:20:56,830 - [Bob] Your D6, I think that I've got it. 2404 01:20:56,830 --> 01:20:57,703 - No, no, no, I got it. 2405 01:20:57,703 --> 01:20:58,536 I put both of those back. 2406 01:20:58,536 --> 01:21:00,346 - Like a D6, okay. 2407 01:21:02,473 --> 01:21:05,923 One, but it was a beautiful one. 2408 01:21:05,923 --> 01:21:06,936 - But it was a beautiful one, 2409 01:21:06,936 --> 01:21:10,303 and now he has to make a strength saving throw. 2410 01:21:10,303 --> 01:21:11,833 He adds seven to this. 2411 01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:12,943 - How much did we hit him now? 2412 01:21:12,943 --> 01:21:15,163 - Like, 70 points of damage. 2413 01:21:15,163 --> 01:21:17,983 You've dealt a crazy amount of damage to him. 2414 01:21:17,983 --> 01:21:18,973 But, here's the deal. 2415 01:21:18,973 --> 01:21:22,003 A pushing attack, if he fails his strength saving throw, 2416 01:21:22,003 --> 01:21:25,363 you push him 15 feet in any direction. 2417 01:21:25,363 --> 01:21:28,813 So, he's very dangerous, but he's badly injured. 2418 01:21:28,813 --> 01:21:30,283 Even if he's still up, 2419 01:21:30,283 --> 01:21:32,023 you've done a tremendous amount of damage to him, 2420 01:21:32,023 --> 01:21:34,183 but there's a possibility 2421 01:21:34,183 --> 01:21:37,843 that this is the end of the line for him. 2422 01:21:37,843 --> 01:21:41,193 So, he adds a seven to his strength saving throw. 2423 01:21:41,193 --> 01:21:43,518 So, he adds a seven to his strength saving throw. 2424 01:21:44,713 --> 01:21:47,293 He adds a seven to his strength saving throw, 2425 01:21:47,293 --> 01:21:49,606 but, ooh. 2426 01:21:50,953 --> 01:21:53,713 Your difficulty is very high, you're incredibly strong, 2427 01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:57,463 so he needs a nine or higher on the die to save. 2428 01:21:57,463 --> 01:21:58,329 - What die is that? 2429 01:21:58,329 --> 01:21:59,343 - D20. - Got it. 2430 01:21:59,343 --> 01:22:02,353 - D20, so the odds are he'll save, 2431 01:22:02,353 --> 01:22:03,313 but there's a lot, 2432 01:22:03,313 --> 01:22:05,713 it's very easy to roll a one through an eight. 2433 01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:10,455 Let's see if Uncle Kerwyn falls right now. 2434 01:22:10,455 --> 01:22:11,743 (die rattles) - Four. 2435 01:22:11,743 --> 01:22:13,663 - That is a seven. - Yes! 2436 01:22:13,663 --> 01:22:15,256 - Oh my god! 2437 01:22:16,638 --> 01:22:19,213 Alaska, Kerwyn, having stood over you saying you had no one, 2438 01:22:19,213 --> 01:22:21,813 Alaska, Kerwyn, having stood over you saying you had no one, 2439 01:22:21,813 --> 01:22:23,113 that's not true. 2440 01:22:23,113 --> 01:22:25,453 You have all of the spirits of your family, 2441 01:22:25,453 --> 01:22:28,963 and more than that, you have these, your friends. 2442 01:22:28,963 --> 01:22:33,583 Describe for me what happens as you push Kerwyn 2443 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:36,013 wherever you want on the map. 2444 01:22:36,013 --> 01:22:40,070 - As she's beating him, she looks in his eyes and she says, 2445 01:22:40,070 --> 01:22:41,807 "And a happy New Year." 2446 01:22:41,807 --> 01:22:43,780 (all laughing) 2447 01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:45,493 And she pushes him. 2448 01:22:45,493 --> 01:22:48,583 Ah, do we wanna go that way, or that way, girls? 2449 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:50,517 - We should go that way. - No, away from us. 2450 01:22:50,517 --> 01:22:52,586 - Yeah, we see him. - Okay, that way? 2451 01:22:52,586 --> 01:22:53,878 - Yeah, over there. - No, this way. 2452 01:22:53,878 --> 01:22:55,741 - No Jujubee, this way. - Jujubee, away from us. 2453 01:22:55,741 --> 01:22:57,103 - Twyla, yes. 2454 01:22:57,103 --> 01:22:59,746 - Okay, so she'll push him- - Why toward us? 2455 01:23:00,853 --> 01:23:02,833 - Wait, doesn't he just go into the abyss? 2456 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:05,973 - He goes, well and by the way, I want to point out. 2457 01:23:05,973 --> 01:23:07,573 This is not like a little tumble. 2458 01:23:07,573 --> 01:23:09,553 Princess pushes him 15 feet. 2459 01:23:09,553 --> 01:23:13,123 You can send him beyond where he can even reach a ledge. 2460 01:23:13,123 --> 01:23:15,583 You can send him into the middle of that open expanse. 2461 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,833 - I think that sounds right. 2462 01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:19,093 That sounds cute. 2463 01:23:19,093 --> 01:23:20,623 - Incredible. 2464 01:23:20,623 --> 01:23:24,283 Kerwyn, again, so close. 2465 01:23:24,283 --> 01:23:26,803 One Foehammer away. 2466 01:23:26,803 --> 01:23:29,906 He sold his entire family to the Underworld 2467 01:23:29,906 --> 01:23:33,356 for a shot at ruling, and he, no, no, ah! 2468 01:23:33,356 --> 01:23:35,803 for a shot at ruling, and he, no, no, ah! 2469 01:23:35,803 --> 01:23:37,791 And begins to fall, looking up, 2470 01:23:37,791 --> 01:23:42,775 his rage dissipating into crass, small fear, 2471 01:23:42,775 --> 01:23:44,966 his rage dissipating into crass, small fear, 2472 01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:48,073 as the shadows of those that he sent here 2473 01:23:48,073 --> 01:23:51,263 come back to welcome him into the abyss. 2474 01:23:51,263 --> 01:23:52,444 (Monét screeches) 2475 01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:54,883 - [Bob] Two down! - Two down, honey. 2476 01:23:54,883 --> 01:23:56,683 - Two down, baby. 2477 01:23:56,683 --> 01:23:57,913 Incredible! 2478 01:23:57,913 --> 01:23:59,372 Yeah, give it up for Princess! 2479 01:23:59,372 --> 01:24:00,205 (all applauding) - Yes! 2480 01:24:00,205 --> 01:24:02,356 - [Brennan] We did it, baby, we did it, incredible. 2481 01:24:02,356 --> 01:24:05,833 Well, Alacranos is gonna turn here. 2482 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:06,756 Now, he's not gonna- 2483 01:24:06,756 --> 01:24:07,589 - [Bob] We're all he has to focus on now. 2484 01:24:07,589 --> 01:24:08,773 - Yeah, he's not gonna focus on you, 2485 01:24:08,773 --> 01:24:10,453 'cause you didn't hit him with that Lightning Javelin, 2486 01:24:10,453 --> 01:24:14,233 so he's gonna throw another tail attack up at Princess. 2487 01:24:14,233 --> 01:24:16,303 He misses on that tail attack, 2488 01:24:16,303 --> 01:24:17,923 so Princess you (grunts) hit him, 2489 01:24:17,923 --> 01:24:20,913 and your barbarian senses duck in the nick of time 2490 01:24:20,913 --> 01:24:24,343 as a huge stinger sails right where your head was, 2491 01:24:24,343 --> 01:24:27,791 and then he's gonna make two attacks on Troy-(gasp) 2492 01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:29,862 It's a nat 20. - Two? 2493 01:24:29,862 --> 01:24:30,823 - Stop it! - On Troyánn. 2494 01:24:30,823 --> 01:24:32,713 - Two nat 20s? - Just one. 2495 01:24:32,713 --> 01:24:34,603 But he hits on one of his attacks, 2496 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:36,226 and the other is a nat 20. 2497 01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:38,106 Okay. 2498 01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:39,493 - Well how do you, what do you have, how many- 2499 01:24:39,493 --> 01:24:41,095 - [Monét] Now I have 25, and I had- 2500 01:24:41,095 --> 01:24:43,810 - Now wait, does that mean Monét takes 20 points? 2501 01:24:43,810 --> 01:24:46,213 - [Brennan] No, no, no, it means he deals double damage. 2502 01:24:46,213 --> 01:24:48,193 - So how much points do you have right now? 2503 01:24:48,193 --> 01:24:49,273 - I have 45. 2504 01:24:49,273 --> 01:24:51,133 - 45, oh my god. 2505 01:24:51,133 --> 01:24:52,333 Y'all are damaging yourself. 2506 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:53,743 I have 32 points. 2507 01:24:53,743 --> 01:24:55,354 I start with 32 points. 2508 01:24:55,354 --> 01:24:58,489 - I think I have like, 11 or something. 2509 01:24:58,489 --> 01:24:59,322 - I know, we need to heal- 2510 01:24:59,322 --> 01:25:03,223 - [Brennan] He hits you first for nine. 2511 01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:04,423 - Can I- - For nine. 2512 01:25:04,423 --> 01:25:06,676 - Can I, okay wait, wait, wait. 2513 01:25:07,711 --> 01:25:09,283 I can shield. 2514 01:25:09,283 --> 01:25:11,083 - [Brennan] Unfortunately, shield only is for you. 2515 01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:14,803 That's such a sad, but I love, actually, fuck that. 2516 01:25:14,803 --> 01:25:16,123 I don't want that rule to be true right now. 2517 01:25:16,123 --> 01:25:17,759 - When do I say something? 2518 01:25:17,759 --> 01:25:18,793 - I don't want that rule to be true right now. 2519 01:25:18,793 --> 01:25:21,253 If you give me an arcana check of 15, 2520 01:25:21,253 --> 01:25:22,794 I'll let you change the rules of the game. 2521 01:25:22,794 --> 01:25:24,253 - Oh, shit! - Wow. 2522 01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:26,053 - Give me arcana, if you can beat a 15, 2523 01:25:26,053 --> 01:25:27,343 you can throw a shield. - Come on, arcana. 2524 01:25:27,343 --> 01:25:28,335 I need... 2525 01:25:28,335 --> 01:25:31,693 (dramatic music) 2526 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:33,193 - It's a six. 2527 01:25:33,193 --> 01:25:34,843 - What do you add to arcana? 2528 01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:36,327 - [Bob] Plus seven, what's six plus seven? 2529 01:25:36,327 --> 01:25:37,160 - 13. - 13. 2530 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,343 - Just shy, it's okay, I tried. 2531 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:40,176 - You tried. 2532 01:25:40,176 --> 01:25:43,803 So Troyánn, you feel like a protective shield from Gertrude 2533 01:25:43,803 --> 01:25:45,433 as she attempts to wrap you 2534 01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:47,453 in abjuring magic to keep you safe. 2535 01:25:47,453 --> 01:25:48,286 - Like Invisagirl. 2536 01:25:48,286 --> 01:25:50,790 But she's not strong enough, so that shit just faded away. 2537 01:25:50,790 --> 01:25:51,623 (Brennan laughs) 2538 01:25:51,623 --> 01:25:53,851 - I'm strong enough, my aim was a little off. - Okay. 2539 01:25:53,851 --> 01:25:55,873 My aim was a little off. 2540 01:25:55,873 --> 01:25:57,913 - You are hit first for nine, 2541 01:25:57,913 --> 01:26:01,113 and then the critical hit deals 24 points of damage, 2542 01:26:01,113 --> 01:26:04,468 so you take 33 points of damage altogether. 2543 01:26:04,468 --> 01:26:05,301 - Okay, you need to heal yourself. 2544 01:26:05,301 --> 01:26:06,523 - You need to heal, Mary. 2545 01:26:06,523 --> 01:26:08,143 - You have that, don't you have that potion? 2546 01:26:08,143 --> 01:26:09,343 - Can I heal right? 2547 01:26:09,343 --> 01:26:10,513 I have to wait 'til my turn to heal. 2548 01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:12,283 - You have to wait 'til your turn to heal. 2549 01:26:12,283 --> 01:26:14,233 - One more hit, and it's a wrap, I'm done. 2550 01:26:14,233 --> 01:26:16,423 - Does healing take a whole ass turn? 2551 01:26:16,423 --> 01:26:18,462 - Healing takes an action, yeah, yeah. 2552 01:26:18,462 --> 01:26:20,921 - I have 12 points left. 2553 01:26:20,921 --> 01:26:21,793 - Okay. 2554 01:26:21,793 --> 01:26:22,963 - Welcome to my life. 2555 01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:23,920 (Monét laughs) 2556 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,105 - So, let's see. 2557 01:26:25,105 --> 01:26:29,953 She has 80 feet of movement. 2558 01:26:29,953 --> 01:26:31,093 - [Bob] Who has 80 feet of movement? 2559 01:26:31,093 --> 01:26:32,113 - [Brennan] Morgan. 2560 01:26:32,113 --> 01:26:32,946 - [Bob] Oh god. 2561 01:26:32,946 --> 01:26:34,046 - [Monét] She's gonna bring you up that hole. 2562 01:26:34,046 --> 01:26:35,490 - [Bob] 80 feet, is that like a dash? 2563 01:26:35,490 --> 01:26:37,663 - That's a dash, so she's using her action. 2564 01:26:37,663 --> 01:26:39,043 She's using her action, which sucks, 2565 01:26:39,043 --> 01:26:40,993 'cause she has a lot of spells and shit she can do, 2566 01:26:40,993 --> 01:26:45,993 but you see Morgan is going to fly up over this way. 2567 01:26:46,573 --> 01:26:47,473 - So what about her? 2568 01:26:47,473 --> 01:26:49,033 - Leave her down there. 2569 01:26:49,033 --> 01:26:53,683 - You see Morgan drops Keena right here, on top of it. 2570 01:26:53,683 --> 01:26:56,023 Seeing the scorpion bear down on you, 2571 01:26:56,023 --> 01:26:58,862 Keena looks down and says, 2572 01:26:58,862 --> 01:27:03,845 "Nice spell, cuz. I'm going to enjoy this," 2573 01:27:03,845 --> 01:27:05,286 "Nice spell, cuz. I'm going to enjoy this," 2574 01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:07,663 and leaps (whooshing). 2575 01:27:07,663 --> 01:27:09,223 And is gonna take her attacks. 2576 01:27:09,223 --> 01:27:12,193 - Oh my god, I'm gonna die, guys! 2577 01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:15,283 - Wait, just keep, just keep your head up. 2578 01:27:15,283 --> 01:27:16,786 - Should we start praying? 2579 01:27:17,773 --> 01:27:19,340 - How many hit points do you have left? 2580 01:27:19,340 --> 01:27:20,173 - 12. 2581 01:27:20,173 --> 01:27:21,103 - You have 12 hit points left. 2582 01:27:21,103 --> 01:27:22,423 - What the fuck? 2583 01:27:22,423 --> 01:27:25,623 You can't kill Troyánn at this stage in the fuckin' show. 2584 01:27:25,623 --> 01:27:27,433 - You came to the Underworld. 2585 01:27:27,433 --> 01:27:29,681 - We're making content here! 2586 01:27:29,681 --> 01:27:31,346 There has to be some arc. 2587 01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:35,203 - I have done nothing but sacrificed everything I have. 2588 01:27:35,203 --> 01:27:36,403 I fought these- 2589 01:27:36,403 --> 01:27:38,583 - Not you're Angela Bassett in- 2590 01:27:38,583 --> 01:27:40,093 - In "Wakanda Forever." 2591 01:27:40,093 --> 01:27:43,273 My entire family! 2592 01:27:43,273 --> 01:27:45,994 - I have sacrificed everything! 2593 01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:48,936 (all laughing) (haunting music) 2594 01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:50,653 - Keena's gonna make her attacks. 2595 01:27:50,653 --> 01:27:52,423 - No! - First attack. 2596 01:27:52,423 --> 01:27:53,983 - I can't look. 2597 01:27:53,983 --> 01:27:55,062 - First attack. 2598 01:27:55,062 --> 01:27:56,113 (Bob yelps) She got three. 2599 01:27:56,113 --> 01:27:58,363 First attack, a miss. 2600 01:27:58,363 --> 01:27:59,226 - Okay. - Oh my god. 2601 01:28:00,433 --> 01:28:01,758 - Yeah, something is amiss. 2602 01:28:01,758 --> 01:28:04,513 That's for goddamn sure. 2603 01:28:04,513 --> 01:28:05,780 - Second attack. 2604 01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:07,693 (tense music) 2605 01:28:07,693 --> 01:28:09,853 Is a natural one. 2606 01:28:09,853 --> 01:28:13,301 - Oh god, Brennan you better speak faster, bitch. 2607 01:28:13,301 --> 01:28:17,380 - Yeah, speak up, speed up the speech, buddy. 2608 01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:18,443 - You know what? - Thank god. 2609 01:28:18,443 --> 01:28:20,083 - This is huge right here. 2610 01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:21,793 So, we're gonna roll Box of Doom. 2611 01:28:21,793 --> 01:28:25,009 - That's low, that's the best trick, natural one. 2612 01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:26,219 (all laughing) 2613 01:28:26,219 --> 01:28:27,403 I'll use that one. 2614 01:28:27,403 --> 01:28:29,226 - You guys are spotting all my tricks. 2615 01:28:30,103 --> 01:28:33,013 So, last one, she needs nines or higher 2616 01:28:33,013 --> 01:28:34,543 to hit you on the die. 2617 01:28:34,543 --> 01:28:35,376 - Okay. 2618 01:28:35,376 --> 01:28:39,211 - She's missed twice, so she's due some luck, 2619 01:28:39,211 --> 01:28:42,583 but eight or lower, and it's a miss. 2620 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:45,133 She'll have missed all three of her attacks on you. 2621 01:28:46,477 --> 01:28:47,593 (die rattles) 2622 01:28:47,593 --> 01:28:49,033 16 hits. 2623 01:28:49,033 --> 01:28:50,413 Now we're gonna roll damage. 2624 01:28:50,413 --> 01:28:51,246 - This is gonna- 2625 01:28:51,246 --> 01:28:53,173 - Yeah, this is telling me how much it's gonna be. 2626 01:28:53,173 --> 01:28:55,813 So, so, so, so, the Rock is in front of me, 2627 01:28:55,813 --> 01:28:58,963 and then I see KeeKee, she's spinning that thing. 2628 01:28:58,963 --> 01:28:59,863 She wings the first one, 2629 01:28:59,863 --> 01:29:01,813 I go to the left, she goes to the right. 2630 01:29:01,813 --> 01:29:02,646 Then she spins this again. 2631 01:29:02,646 --> 01:29:04,573 I go to the right, she goes to the left, 2632 01:29:04,573 --> 01:29:05,968 and I'm doing a back roll. 2633 01:29:05,968 --> 01:29:06,801 - She's gonna meet you in the middle. 2634 01:29:06,801 --> 01:29:07,885 (Bob laughs) 2635 01:29:07,885 --> 01:29:09,763 - She adds plus four to this, 2636 01:29:09,763 --> 01:29:12,403 so it's possible you'll still be up if she rolls low. 2637 01:29:12,403 --> 01:29:14,023 She's rolling two D6 plus four. 2638 01:29:14,023 --> 01:29:15,553 You have 12 hit points left. 2639 01:29:15,553 --> 01:29:17,593 She could knock you unconscious. 2640 01:29:17,593 --> 01:29:20,083 If she does enough damage to knock you to zero hit points, 2641 01:29:20,083 --> 01:29:21,733 you do not die right away. 2642 01:29:21,733 --> 01:29:23,263 You fall to unconsciousness, 2643 01:29:23,263 --> 01:29:25,805 and you start to make death saving throws. 2644 01:29:25,805 --> 01:29:27,855 We're gonna see how much damage she does. 2645 01:29:29,443 --> 01:29:31,693 She deals 14 points of damage. 2646 01:29:31,693 --> 01:29:33,522 - And I had 12. - She only had 12. 2647 01:29:33,522 --> 01:29:34,689 - [Bob] Golly. 2648 01:29:35,987 --> 01:29:37,150 - So then- - [Bob] Not Troyánn! 2649 01:29:37,150 --> 01:29:40,513 - She does the throw, I do a back somersault into a split, 2650 01:29:40,513 --> 01:29:42,169 and she gets me right in the pussy. 2651 01:29:42,169 --> 01:29:43,396 (record scratches, music stops) (Brennan laughs) 2652 01:29:43,396 --> 01:29:45,913 - Right in the, right in the cycle of life. 2653 01:29:45,913 --> 01:29:47,303 - She got me right there. 2654 01:29:47,303 --> 01:29:48,244 (dramatic music resumes) 2655 01:29:48,244 --> 01:29:51,763 - She, you see, even Keena goes, oh! 2656 01:29:51,763 --> 01:29:56,240 As she, 'cause I thought you were going left. 2657 01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:58,159 (all laughing) 2658 01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:01,693 And Keena leaps down to Troyánn. 2659 01:30:01,693 --> 01:30:03,286 - [Bob] Not the leaping! 2660 01:30:03,286 --> 01:30:07,153 - [Brennan] Troyánn falls, zero hit points. 2661 01:30:07,153 --> 01:30:09,643 - With a pained vagina. 2662 01:30:09,643 --> 01:30:11,646 - I cannot believe this. 2663 01:30:11,646 --> 01:30:12,856 - Can we, okay. 2664 01:30:14,653 --> 01:30:15,974 How can we help her? 2665 01:30:15,974 --> 01:30:17,683 - Can I, when is it my turn? 2666 01:30:17,683 --> 01:30:19,363 - So now, Morgan and Keena have gone. 2667 01:30:19,363 --> 01:30:20,293 That's the end of the round. 2668 01:30:20,293 --> 01:30:21,673 Twyla, it's you once again. 2669 01:30:21,673 --> 01:30:22,506 - Can you help her? 2670 01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:25,213 - Okay, so I- - So she's still here. 2671 01:30:25,213 --> 01:30:26,859 - Yes. - [Brennan] Yes. 2672 01:30:26,859 --> 01:30:30,913 - I thought that I was gonna use my turn to cure myself, 2673 01:30:30,913 --> 01:30:32,233 but I don't have that power, actually. 2674 01:30:32,233 --> 01:30:36,403 I only have the power to heal the wounds of my allies. 2675 01:30:36,403 --> 01:30:38,203 - You can, yeah, you can heal whoever you want. 2676 01:30:38,203 --> 01:30:40,776 - Okay, I'm gonna heal you. - Okay, thank you. 2677 01:30:40,776 --> 01:30:43,131 Okay, thank you. - I have to heal her. 2678 01:30:43,131 --> 01:30:45,306 - If you have the spell slots left. 2679 01:30:45,306 --> 01:30:47,746 You used three, and let me double check. 2680 01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:49,993 You have four first level spell slots. 2681 01:30:49,993 --> 01:30:52,183 You have one spell slot left to do Cure Wounds, 2682 01:30:52,183 --> 01:30:54,853 and you can absolutely do it to Troyánn right now. 2683 01:30:54,853 --> 01:30:56,563 - I think I am gonna, I have to. 2684 01:30:56,563 --> 01:30:57,396 Let's do it, sis. 2685 01:30:57,396 --> 01:30:58,229 I'm curing you, sis. 2686 01:30:58,229 --> 01:30:59,062 - Thank you, sis. 2687 01:30:59,062 --> 01:30:59,895 How much does she cure me? 2688 01:30:59,895 --> 01:31:00,977 I have to roll for that, probably. 2689 01:31:00,977 --> 01:31:04,045 - Roll one D8 and add four. 2690 01:31:04,045 --> 01:31:06,223 - Okay, this is a D8 right here, right? 2691 01:31:06,223 --> 01:31:07,066 - [Monét] The diamond? 2692 01:31:08,388 --> 01:31:10,756 ♪ Like diamonds in the sky ♪ 2693 01:31:10,756 --> 01:31:13,105 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 2694 01:31:13,105 --> 01:31:14,155 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 2695 01:31:14,155 --> 01:31:15,763 - Troyánn? 2696 01:31:15,763 --> 01:31:17,999 This one's for you, bitch. - Thank you, baby. 2697 01:31:17,999 --> 01:31:19,153 (Brennan gasps) 2698 01:31:19,153 --> 01:31:19,986 What? 2699 01:31:19,986 --> 01:31:20,866 - Eight. - Ah! 2700 01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:22,903 - Yes! - 12 hit points restored. 2701 01:31:22,903 --> 01:31:24,490 - I'm back to where I was at, girl. 2702 01:31:24,490 --> 01:31:28,423 ♪ This is the circle of life ♪ 2703 01:31:28,423 --> 01:31:30,113 - The circle of life is an oval. 2704 01:31:30,113 --> 01:31:31,393 (Monét laughs) - Incredible. 2705 01:31:31,393 --> 01:31:35,293 So, Twyla, sacrificing one of your greatest resources, 2706 01:31:35,293 --> 01:31:36,823 which is distance and flight, 2707 01:31:36,823 --> 01:31:38,233 'cause this is a touch range spell. 2708 01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:40,513 You have to touch the person to do it. 2709 01:31:40,513 --> 01:31:41,443 Describe your magic 2710 01:31:41,443 --> 01:31:45,043 as you bring Troyánn back from the brink of death. 2711 01:31:45,043 --> 01:31:47,203 - So I do this thing that I learned in dance school 2712 01:31:47,203 --> 01:31:48,133 where I just go like this, 2713 01:31:48,133 --> 01:31:50,893 and I just, you know, I just kinda do little circles, 2714 01:31:50,893 --> 01:31:52,213 and then I do a little plié, 2715 01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:53,759 and then I jump up into the sky, 2716 01:31:53,759 --> 01:31:57,185 and then I said, "Sis, I got you." 2717 01:31:57,185 --> 01:32:00,374 - (whooshes) Fairy light, you smell jasmine. 2718 01:32:00,374 --> 01:32:02,143 (chimes tinkling) 2719 01:32:02,143 --> 01:32:03,733 Incredible, and also, 2720 01:32:03,733 --> 01:32:05,893 because you still have concentration on it, Cat Tree can go. 2721 01:32:05,893 --> 01:32:07,243 So what do you want Cat Tree to do? 2722 01:32:07,243 --> 01:32:08,503 - Oh. - Buddy Bear. 2723 01:32:08,503 --> 01:32:09,913 - Okay, Buddy Bear. 2724 01:32:09,913 --> 01:32:10,753 Who- - [Monét] Fucking- 2725 01:32:10,753 --> 01:32:15,133 - Well, maybe Cat Tree can distract the scorpion thing. 2726 01:32:15,133 --> 01:32:17,143 - Distract, we wanna kill KeeKee. 2727 01:32:17,143 --> 01:32:20,143 - Can Buddy Bear move, and then like- 2728 01:32:20,143 --> 01:32:21,313 - Yeah, Buddy Bear can do the same thing 2729 01:32:21,313 --> 01:32:22,303 that regular people can do. 2730 01:32:22,303 --> 01:32:23,983 - Can I just say, this scorpion seems to be 2731 01:32:23,983 --> 01:32:27,013 just attacking who's either nearby, or who's upset him. 2732 01:32:27,013 --> 01:32:29,953 - Yeah, we need to just get away from the scorpion. 2733 01:32:29,953 --> 01:32:30,786 - [Jujubee] Right. 2734 01:32:30,786 --> 01:32:32,936 - [Bob] He's just in the thick of it all. - Or get him away from us. 2735 01:32:32,936 --> 01:32:35,833 - And the one that we're really gunning after right now 2736 01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:37,903 is Morgan, right? 2737 01:32:37,903 --> 01:32:39,001 'Cause that's the only- 2738 01:32:39,001 --> 01:32:42,553 - Well, lil mama KeeKee is right down there. 2739 01:32:42,553 --> 01:32:44,343 - Oh, I can't even see KeeKee. 2740 01:32:44,343 --> 01:32:45,281 - Stand up, girl, get in there. 2741 01:32:45,281 --> 01:32:46,114 - [Brennan] KeeKee's on the other side 2742 01:32:46,114 --> 01:32:46,993 of the scorpion right here. 2743 01:32:46,993 --> 01:32:47,826 - I can't even stand up, actually. 2744 01:32:47,826 --> 01:32:50,473 - She's right in front of Monét, and Monét is weak. 2745 01:32:50,473 --> 01:32:52,303 - You and I are like, right at her. 2746 01:32:52,303 --> 01:32:55,483 - And KeeKee is over halfway dead. 2747 01:32:55,483 --> 01:32:58,363 She is close to Monét, who is a quarter dead. 2748 01:32:58,363 --> 01:32:59,196 - Okay. 2749 01:33:00,343 --> 01:33:01,176 All right, let's see. 2750 01:33:01,176 --> 01:33:02,941 - We need to get these hoes out of, 2751 01:33:02,941 --> 01:33:06,449 can the cat taunt the scorpion or something? 2752 01:33:06,449 --> 01:33:08,083 - I can grapple. 2753 01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:09,643 I can grapple one of them, right? 2754 01:33:09,643 --> 01:33:11,893 - Yeah, so the cat can definitely, 2755 01:33:11,893 --> 01:33:13,213 with this elevated platform here, 2756 01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:16,093 the cat can definitely make the leap to that platform. 2757 01:33:16,093 --> 01:33:18,523 It could go there, it could try to distract the scorpion, 2758 01:33:18,523 --> 01:33:19,843 it could try to grapple the scorpion, 2759 01:33:19,843 --> 01:33:22,183 it could grapple, or even attack Keena. 2760 01:33:22,183 --> 01:33:23,083 Totally up to you. 2761 01:33:24,253 --> 01:33:26,233 - I think there's something in the way, 'cause I- 2762 01:33:26,233 --> 01:33:28,153 - [Monét] There's nothing in the way. - There's nothing in the way? 2763 01:33:28,153 --> 01:33:30,673 I'd ideally knock Keena off, 2764 01:33:30,673 --> 01:33:33,463 because there is a push, I can shove. 2765 01:33:33,463 --> 01:33:34,753 - I'm in the way, I'm in front of her. 2766 01:33:34,753 --> 01:33:35,893 - [Jujubee] But then that would knock you off. 2767 01:33:35,893 --> 01:33:39,553 - Unfortunately, Keena is one step removed from the edge, 2768 01:33:39,553 --> 01:33:41,443 so a shove would only get her part of the way, 2769 01:33:41,443 --> 01:33:43,513 but you could damage her, if you wanted to. 2770 01:33:43,513 --> 01:33:45,583 You could just have Cat Tree attack, claw- 2771 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:46,843 - How damaged is she right now? 2772 01:33:46,843 --> 01:33:47,676 - She's more than half. 2773 01:33:47,676 --> 01:33:48,600 - [Bob] She's more than halfway done. 2774 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,693 - She's bleeding, she's a little bloody. 2775 01:33:49,693 --> 01:33:51,533 - [Bob] She has 42 damage. - Yeah, hit her. 2776 01:33:51,533 --> 01:33:52,813 - [Bob] 42 is over half of her damage. 2777 01:33:52,813 --> 01:33:54,733 - Because after you, I get to go, 'cause Kerwyn is dead, 2778 01:33:54,733 --> 01:33:56,746 so I get to go after Kerwyn, and I'm gonna, 2779 01:33:56,746 --> 01:33:59,563 and KeeKee still has a javelin that's I sent her, 2780 01:33:59,563 --> 01:34:00,771 stuck right in the left titty. 2781 01:34:00,771 --> 01:34:02,959 I'm about to pull that shit out and get her ass. 2782 01:34:02,959 --> 01:34:05,263 - Just wiggle it, wiggle it. - Wait a minute. 2783 01:34:05,263 --> 01:34:06,826 Can Buddy Bear cast a spell? 2784 01:34:07,843 --> 01:34:10,183 - Buddy Bear does not have any spells, he is a spell. 2785 01:34:10,183 --> 01:34:11,713 So he doesn't have any magic of his own, 2786 01:34:11,713 --> 01:34:13,183 so he can attack, 2787 01:34:13,183 --> 01:34:14,016 and he would actually have it, 2788 01:34:14,016 --> 01:34:15,793 because he'd be next to you, 2789 01:34:15,793 --> 01:34:17,645 he'd have advantage on the attack. 2790 01:34:17,645 --> 01:34:19,633 - Which means it would be stronger, 2791 01:34:19,633 --> 01:34:21,529 and I could roll twice, twice right? 2792 01:34:21,529 --> 01:34:23,053 - You could roll twice and take the better roll, absolutely. 2793 01:34:23,053 --> 01:34:26,645 - Okay, so I think we should, uh, fuck. 2794 01:34:26,645 --> 01:34:30,073 - Okay, so I think we should, uh, fuck. 2795 01:34:30,073 --> 01:34:32,595 Grapple, attack? 2796 01:34:32,595 --> 01:34:33,553 - I would say attack. 2797 01:34:33,553 --> 01:34:34,921 - Which one is the stronger one? 2798 01:34:34,921 --> 01:34:35,773 Or you don't know? 2799 01:34:35,773 --> 01:34:37,513 - He would deal one D8 plus six. 2800 01:34:37,513 --> 01:34:40,333 He would attack at a plus seven attack bonus. 2801 01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:41,923 So he's pretty tough. 2802 01:34:41,923 --> 01:34:44,263 But he could also try to grapple, or knock her prone 2803 01:34:44,263 --> 01:34:47,691 so that Troyánn had advantage on her attacks, as well. 2804 01:34:47,691 --> 01:34:49,162 - Now Troyánn, what do you think? 2805 01:34:49,162 --> 01:34:51,133 'Cause you're pretty beat right now, right? 2806 01:34:51,133 --> 01:34:52,486 - During my turn, this is gonna be, 2807 01:34:52,486 --> 01:34:54,103 so I can only attack once during my turn 2808 01:34:54,103 --> 01:34:55,003 'cause I get do it twice, 2809 01:34:55,003 --> 01:34:56,983 I'm gonna use my potion to heal, 2810 01:34:56,983 --> 01:34:58,573 and then attack, so. 2811 01:34:58,573 --> 01:35:00,853 - Okay, let me do the attack with advantage. 2812 01:35:00,853 --> 01:35:02,501 I think that's the smartest roll. 2813 01:35:02,501 --> 01:35:03,334 - [Monét] Good, good, good. 2814 01:35:03,334 --> 01:35:04,923 - Go ahead and roll two D20. 2815 01:35:04,923 --> 01:35:06,641 So yeah, roll your D20 twice. 2816 01:35:06,641 --> 01:35:08,316 - Okay. 2817 01:35:08,316 --> 01:35:10,076 You know what? 2818 01:35:10,076 --> 01:35:11,266 Why not do this one? 2819 01:35:11,266 --> 01:35:13,543 Is this a D20 as well? 2820 01:35:13,543 --> 01:35:14,593 Can I do both? 2821 01:35:14,593 --> 01:35:15,913 - Yeah, and then you just pick the higher one, 2822 01:35:15,913 --> 01:35:16,761 yeah absolutely. 2823 01:35:16,761 --> 01:35:18,523 (dice rattle) 2824 01:35:18,523 --> 01:35:19,903 - Five. 2825 01:35:19,903 --> 01:35:21,253 - Is the higher one? - It's a three and a five. 2826 01:35:21,253 --> 01:35:22,483 - Five is the higher one? 2827 01:35:22,483 --> 01:35:26,683 Okay, Cat Tree leaps forward (yowls) and Keena (whooshes) 2828 01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:29,455 surrounds herself with this spiral of chain, 2829 01:35:29,455 --> 01:35:32,773 and shields herself from the claws of the cat. 2830 01:35:32,773 --> 01:35:33,973 That is Cat Tree's turn. 2831 01:35:33,973 --> 01:35:37,003 Twyla, you have healed her, Kerwyn's dead. 2832 01:35:37,003 --> 01:35:38,563 Troyánn, it comes to you. 2833 01:35:38,563 --> 01:35:41,353 To clarify, your Action Surge is used up. 2834 01:35:41,353 --> 01:35:43,783 You made the javelin and attacks the other round, 2835 01:35:43,783 --> 01:35:48,013 so you have to choose between trying to finish Keena off, 2836 01:35:48,013 --> 01:35:49,123 or taking that potion. 2837 01:35:49,123 --> 01:35:51,079 You can't do both in the same round. 2838 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,683 (dramatic music) 2839 01:35:53,683 --> 01:35:54,786 - [Jujubee] Keena can hurt you, sis. 2840 01:35:54,786 --> 01:35:57,587 - Yeah, I need to heal. 2841 01:35:57,587 --> 01:35:58,943 I need to heal. 2842 01:35:58,943 --> 01:36:01,993 - But could she, isn't Keena gonna do it 2843 01:36:01,993 --> 01:36:02,826 right after you, though? 2844 01:36:02,826 --> 01:36:06,343 - It's a balance between how much you think you can heal, 2845 01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:09,373 versus how much damage you think Keena will do on her turn. 2846 01:36:09,373 --> 01:36:12,223 - Keena's just, she girl, she is, the beat goes on with her. 2847 01:36:12,223 --> 01:36:15,163 No matter how much we hit this hoe, she just doesn't- 2848 01:36:15,163 --> 01:36:17,143 - So, we each have turns before her. 2849 01:36:17,143 --> 01:36:18,748 - Yeah, but I don't know, can you? 2850 01:36:18,748 --> 01:36:20,593 Oh yeah, you can see her. 2851 01:36:20,593 --> 01:36:23,953 - Yeah, just so you all know what I'm planning on doing, 2852 01:36:23,953 --> 01:36:25,606 because they are all very close now. 2853 01:36:25,606 --> 01:36:28,033 What I was gonna probably do was go over there 2854 01:36:28,033 --> 01:36:29,743 and Thunder Wave, and scatter these people, 2855 01:36:29,743 --> 01:36:31,153 'cause they are near each other, 2856 01:36:31,153 --> 01:36:33,433 so I was planning on going over there and being like, psh. 2857 01:36:33,433 --> 01:36:34,266 - [Monét] So I'll heal. 2858 01:36:34,266 --> 01:36:35,099 - I don't know, she's in the air. 2859 01:36:35,099 --> 01:36:36,793 I don't know if it's gonna, does it affect her? 2860 01:36:36,793 --> 01:36:38,683 - Fireball those hoes. 2861 01:36:38,683 --> 01:36:40,484 - I'll heal, I think I have to heal. 2862 01:36:40,484 --> 01:36:41,443 I'm gonna heal. 2863 01:36:41,443 --> 01:36:45,654 - Cool, go ahead and four D4 plus four. 2864 01:36:45,654 --> 01:36:47,976 - Four D4s, plus a four. 2865 01:36:47,976 --> 01:36:49,363 The D4, they would. 2866 01:36:49,363 --> 01:36:51,305 This tiny little, shady little die. 2867 01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:52,603 (Brennan laughs) 2868 01:36:52,603 --> 01:36:53,473 (Monét yelps) - Four. 2869 01:36:53,473 --> 01:36:54,313 - Four, great. 2870 01:36:54,313 --> 01:36:55,276 Three more times. 2871 01:36:56,623 --> 01:36:58,453 - Two. - Okay. 2872 01:36:58,453 --> 01:37:00,793 - With nails, the D4 is really special. 2873 01:37:00,793 --> 01:37:01,626 - Truly. 2874 01:37:02,813 --> 01:37:05,953 Four. - Okay, that's 10 so far. 2875 01:37:05,953 --> 01:37:06,943 - You're killing it. 2876 01:37:06,943 --> 01:37:08,020 - [Bob] Oh I get it, the number at the top. 2877 01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:08,853 - Two. 2878 01:37:08,853 --> 01:37:10,963 - Two, that's 12 plus four is 16. 2879 01:37:10,963 --> 01:37:14,203 You heal another 16. - Wait, oh plus four, okay. 2880 01:37:14,203 --> 01:37:15,103 So I go up 16. 2881 01:37:15,103 --> 01:37:16,933 - [Brennan] So 16, so now you're at 28, 2882 01:37:16,933 --> 01:37:19,063 which is way better than you were a moment ago. 2883 01:37:19,063 --> 01:37:19,940 - That's how old I am. 2884 01:37:19,940 --> 01:37:21,973 - Gertrude, that's gonna be your turn. 2885 01:37:21,973 --> 01:37:24,099 - Yeah, 28 year old Gertrude. 2886 01:37:24,099 --> 01:37:25,333 (Monét laughs) 2887 01:37:25,333 --> 01:37:26,383 - Okay. 2888 01:37:26,383 --> 01:37:31,033 So, will Thunder Wave hit her, or is she too high? 2889 01:37:31,033 --> 01:37:33,163 - She's too high, so it's only gonna be people 2890 01:37:33,163 --> 01:37:34,483 right next to you. 2891 01:37:34,483 --> 01:37:37,633 And you have to get over to that other platform. 2892 01:37:37,633 --> 01:37:38,466 - Oh yeah, that's right. 2893 01:37:38,466 --> 01:37:41,773 And I don't have a lot of jumping power. 2894 01:37:41,773 --> 01:37:45,073 She's not known for her leaping prowess. 2895 01:37:45,073 --> 01:37:47,321 So when I, okay, here's what I have. 2896 01:37:47,321 --> 01:37:49,543 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 2897 01:37:49,543 --> 01:37:52,003 Okay, okay. 2898 01:37:52,003 --> 01:37:53,845 I have a Counterspell, which I want to save 2899 01:37:53,845 --> 01:37:56,871 'cause I feel like if she does something wild to me, 2900 01:37:56,871 --> 01:37:58,214 I'm gonna need that Counterspell, 2901 01:37:58,214 --> 01:37:59,473 so that's why I don't wanna use Fireball. 2902 01:37:59,473 --> 01:38:01,873 Cause if I use Fireball, then I cannot use Counterspell again. 2903 01:38:01,873 --> 01:38:02,706 - Werk. 2904 01:38:02,706 --> 01:38:05,683 - I still have Thunder Wave. 2905 01:38:05,683 --> 01:38:07,183 - You also do have Scorching Ray. 2906 01:38:07,183 --> 01:38:08,203 You can cast Scorching Ray 2907 01:38:08,203 --> 01:38:09,493 with your second level spell slots. 2908 01:38:09,493 --> 01:38:11,983 You can cast, as long as you have available spell slots, 2909 01:38:11,983 --> 01:38:13,773 you can cast that spell over and over again if you want. 2910 01:38:13,773 --> 01:38:16,003 - Oh, fierce, okay. 2911 01:38:16,003 --> 01:38:17,410 She's right near in front of you. 2912 01:38:17,410 --> 01:38:19,333 Are her chains protecting her still? 2913 01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:21,253 - Yes, it looks like her chains are protecting her, 2914 01:38:21,253 --> 01:38:26,128 but she is still wounded. 2915 01:38:26,128 --> 01:38:28,273 It's not impossible to hit her. 2916 01:38:28,273 --> 01:38:29,923 - Yeah, we got her in a good spot. 2917 01:38:29,923 --> 01:38:31,663 - Yeah, try to get her. 2918 01:38:31,663 --> 01:38:33,943 Polish her off. - We should just go in for the fucking kill, all right. 2919 01:38:33,943 --> 01:38:36,901 I wanna get a better shot, so I am gonna scoot over. 2920 01:38:36,901 --> 01:38:39,613 I wanna get a better shot, so I am gonna scoot over. 2921 01:38:39,613 --> 01:38:41,053 - Hell yeah. - Here. 2922 01:38:41,053 --> 01:38:42,613 I can see her even better. - Cool. 2923 01:38:42,613 --> 01:38:43,446 - Let me just turn you around, 2924 01:38:43,446 --> 01:38:46,526 'cause right now, you're just staring at the wall. 2925 01:38:46,526 --> 01:38:49,093 - Sorry, I'm not wearing my glasses. 2926 01:38:49,093 --> 01:38:50,863 I can also avoid hitting the scorpion. 2927 01:38:50,863 --> 01:38:51,879 - [Brennan] Yeah. - Yeah. 2928 01:38:51,879 --> 01:38:54,073 - Good idea. - And I'm going to use 2929 01:38:54,073 --> 01:38:56,023 Scorching Ray. - [Brennan] Cool. 2930 01:38:56,023 --> 01:38:57,493 - Obsessed with that name. 2931 01:38:57,493 --> 01:38:59,417 Scorching Ray, I'm gonna do a little dot. 2932 01:38:59,417 --> 01:39:00,959 I have now used two of those. 2933 01:39:00,959 --> 01:39:02,383 - And you're gonna make three attacks. 2934 01:39:02,383 --> 01:39:03,951 - Three attacks, and this is with- 2935 01:39:03,951 --> 01:39:05,323 - D20. - D20. 2936 01:39:05,323 --> 01:39:07,273 - [Brennan] And you're adding a nine each time. 2937 01:39:07,273 --> 01:39:08,380 - Roll three of these plus nine. 2938 01:39:08,380 --> 01:39:09,823 - And you're attacking who? 2939 01:39:09,823 --> 01:39:11,563 - [Monét] KeeKee. - KeeKee, cool. 2940 01:39:11,563 --> 01:39:12,396 Go ahead and roll. 2941 01:39:12,396 --> 01:39:13,578 - KeeKee wanna kaikai. 2942 01:39:13,578 --> 01:39:17,893 - That is a nine. 2943 01:39:17,893 --> 01:39:19,843 - Nine plus nine is 18, that hits. 2944 01:39:19,843 --> 01:39:22,249 - This is a 14. 2945 01:39:22,249 --> 01:39:23,560 - Yes! - That hits. 2946 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:27,163 - And this one is a five. 2947 01:39:27,163 --> 01:39:30,823 - Five plus nine is 14, that does not hit. 2948 01:39:30,823 --> 01:39:31,753 - [Bob] Okay, got two hits. - Go ahead. 2949 01:39:31,753 --> 01:39:33,793 Roll four six-sided die. 2950 01:39:33,793 --> 01:39:36,673 - Four six-sided die. - Do you need some children? 2951 01:39:36,673 --> 01:39:37,750 - Yeah, let me get two kids. 2952 01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:39,313 I need one more kid. 2953 01:39:39,313 --> 01:39:40,363 All right, here we go. 2954 01:39:40,363 --> 01:39:41,503 Wait no, I have to take a lot. 2955 01:39:41,503 --> 01:39:42,402 Okay there we go, I got it. 2956 01:39:42,402 --> 01:39:43,921 (dice rattle) 2957 01:39:43,921 --> 01:39:45,523 I got a six. 2958 01:39:45,523 --> 01:39:46,356 - Yes. 2959 01:39:46,356 --> 01:39:47,923 - A five. - 11. 2960 01:39:47,923 --> 01:39:48,943 - Four. - And two ones. 2961 01:39:48,943 --> 01:39:49,966 - Shit! - [Brennan] Okay. 2962 01:39:50,876 --> 01:39:51,709 - 13. 2963 01:39:51,709 --> 01:39:54,249 - Fire streaks from Gertrude's hands. 2964 01:39:54,249 --> 01:39:57,493 Keena is hit, gah, stumbles back. 2965 01:39:57,493 --> 01:39:59,953 You see the fear of death in her eyes. 2966 01:39:59,953 --> 01:40:02,143 She is close. 2967 01:40:02,143 --> 01:40:04,475 She is on death's door. 2968 01:40:04,475 --> 01:40:05,353 - [Bob] How much damage did I do to her? 2969 01:40:05,353 --> 01:40:06,553 - [Brennan] You just did 13 damage to her. 2970 01:40:06,553 --> 01:40:08,833 - 13, that's- - How much is she at? 2971 01:40:08,833 --> 01:40:11,743 - She's at 55. 2972 01:40:11,743 --> 01:40:13,963 - She has probably 60, maybe. 2973 01:40:13,963 --> 01:40:15,592 - Well, she's not lookin' good. 2974 01:40:15,592 --> 01:40:17,923 And now you can get the final blow. 2975 01:40:17,923 --> 01:40:19,273 - Princess, that's gonna be you. 2976 01:40:19,273 --> 01:40:21,390 - No, Princess, if you can do it. 2977 01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:24,313 - Do you want me to, or do you want to? 2978 01:40:24,313 --> 01:40:27,073 'Cause maybe I can punch this guy. 2979 01:40:27,073 --> 01:40:28,063 - Oh yeah, I mean. 2980 01:40:28,063 --> 01:40:30,283 - I'm not gonna presume her gender. 2981 01:40:30,283 --> 01:40:31,813 - Their. 2982 01:40:31,813 --> 01:40:34,243 - Can I punch someone who's flying? 2983 01:40:34,243 --> 01:40:36,613 - Well, I think that she has another move. 2984 01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:38,593 Okay, I think you have to get over there, 2985 01:40:38,593 --> 01:40:41,833 and she has another move before Monét has a move. 2986 01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:42,666 Is that correct? 2987 01:40:42,666 --> 01:40:43,843 - Yes, so Morgan is, 2988 01:40:43,843 --> 01:40:48,253 so coming up next, before, so at Princess, 2989 01:40:48,253 --> 01:40:52,423 all of your enemies are going to go after your turn. 2990 01:40:52,423 --> 01:40:55,333 So, every one of your foes has a turn, 2991 01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:57,193 and then you will all act again. 2992 01:40:57,193 --> 01:40:59,773 - We should get KeeKee, because there's a possibility for, 2993 01:40:59,773 --> 01:41:01,273 I'm sorry, to knock her out, 2994 01:41:01,273 --> 01:41:03,084 so we'll have less foes. 2995 01:41:03,084 --> 01:41:04,230 - Yeah. - I think. 2996 01:41:04,230 --> 01:41:05,063 - Okay. 2997 01:41:05,063 --> 01:41:07,273 - Does that make sense, or am I not playing this game right? 2998 01:41:07,273 --> 01:41:08,326 - No, no, I think, I don't think any of us 2999 01:41:08,326 --> 01:41:09,403 know what we're doing. 3000 01:41:09,403 --> 01:41:11,040 - Yeah. - You're doing great. 3001 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,505 - I have no idea what I'm doing, ladies. 3002 01:41:12,505 --> 01:41:13,752 - So I think, yeah. - [Monét] We take KeeKee out. 3003 01:41:13,752 --> 01:41:14,585 - Well, can you get to KeeKee? 3004 01:41:14,585 --> 01:41:16,423 I mean, you're almost over there. 3005 01:41:16,423 --> 01:41:17,773 - Yeah, how's she gonna get down? 3006 01:41:17,773 --> 01:41:19,183 - [Bob] She moves like, 60. 3007 01:41:19,183 --> 01:41:20,473 - Oh yeah, she's fast. 3008 01:41:20,473 --> 01:41:21,643 - And she's strong, too. 3009 01:41:21,643 --> 01:41:23,383 So the strength is probably gonna be 3010 01:41:23,383 --> 01:41:24,216 something that is necessary. 3011 01:41:24,216 --> 01:41:25,273 - And then we can all gang up 3012 01:41:25,273 --> 01:41:28,123 on this fuckin' Scottish bitch. 3013 01:41:28,123 --> 01:41:28,956 - Morgan. 3014 01:41:28,956 --> 01:41:30,283 - Morgan, yes, absolutely. 3015 01:41:30,283 --> 01:41:34,543 - If I can attack KeeKee, then yeah, I'd like to do that. 3016 01:41:34,543 --> 01:41:37,453 - Hell yeah, you can leap down right into the mix, 3017 01:41:37,453 --> 01:41:39,073 and make your attacks. 3018 01:41:39,073 --> 01:41:40,532 Go ahead, give me athletics check. 3019 01:41:40,532 --> 01:41:41,623 You're gonna do it with advantage. 3020 01:41:41,623 --> 01:41:44,360 This is just to avoid the falling damage. 3021 01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:45,700 - Athletiques. 3022 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:48,310 - Athletiques, as they say. - [Bob] Woo, not this. 3023 01:41:49,346 --> 01:41:51,193 - A 14 plus eight. 3024 01:41:51,193 --> 01:41:52,543 - [Brennan] 22, hell yeah. 3025 01:41:52,543 --> 01:41:56,083 You avoid it, leap down next to Cat Tree, 3026 01:41:56,083 --> 01:41:57,731 or you can leap right in front of her 3027 01:41:57,731 --> 01:41:59,473 if you wanna do in between her and your friends here? 3028 01:41:59,473 --> 01:42:00,306 - [Monét] Yeah. - [Alaska] Yes. 3029 01:42:00,306 --> 01:42:01,483 - [Monét] Act as a shield. 3030 01:42:01,483 --> 01:42:02,593 - Cool, Princess? 3031 01:42:02,593 --> 01:42:04,453 - That's Princess's style. 3032 01:42:04,453 --> 01:42:05,293 - Princess's style. 3033 01:42:05,293 --> 01:42:07,278 You leap right there. 3034 01:42:07,278 --> 01:42:10,183 You can go ahead and make three attacks against Keena. 3035 01:42:10,183 --> 01:42:11,594 - [Jujubee] Yes. - Yeah, so she's done. 3036 01:42:11,594 --> 01:42:12,698 - Do I roll D20? 3037 01:42:12,698 --> 01:42:13,914 - [Brennan] Roll D20. - She is fucking done. 3038 01:42:13,914 --> 01:42:15,493 - [Bob] Not Monét got knocked out. 3039 01:42:15,493 --> 01:42:17,379 - I know, that was stressful. 3040 01:42:17,379 --> 01:42:18,361 - Seven. 3041 01:42:18,361 --> 01:42:19,843 - A nat seven. - Do I add something? 3042 01:42:19,843 --> 01:42:23,161 - You're gonna add nine to that, so that's gonna be a hit. 3043 01:42:23,161 --> 01:42:23,994 - [Alaska] Okay. 3044 01:42:23,994 --> 01:42:26,023 - 16, and that 16 just hits Keena. 3045 01:42:26,023 --> 01:42:26,856 That's her armor class. 3046 01:42:26,856 --> 01:42:27,808 - So nothing lower than that. 3047 01:42:27,808 --> 01:42:30,128 - Yeah, we can't get anything, no 15s. 3048 01:42:30,128 --> 01:42:30,961 - Two. 3049 01:42:30,961 --> 01:42:32,079 - [Bob] I said anything lower than that. 3050 01:42:32,079 --> 01:42:34,003 - Oh, oh now I get what you mean. 3051 01:42:34,003 --> 01:42:35,236 Oh, oh I see, okay. 3052 01:42:38,263 --> 01:42:39,096 Six. 3053 01:42:40,093 --> 01:42:44,184 - Okay, you hit once. - Dorothy, Dorothy. 3054 01:42:44,184 --> 01:42:45,283 Dorothy. 3055 01:42:45,283 --> 01:42:47,773 - Hold on one second. - Fuck, dude. 3056 01:42:47,773 --> 01:42:50,173 - So, I'm gonna write a number down. 3057 01:42:50,173 --> 01:42:51,410 - And we gotta guess the number? 3058 01:42:51,410 --> 01:42:52,243 - [Brennan] No, no, no. 3059 01:42:52,243 --> 01:42:53,821 - If we guess the right number, it hits? 3060 01:42:53,821 --> 01:42:56,203 - You're gonna roll one D12, 3061 01:42:56,203 --> 01:42:58,723 and you're going to add eight to it. 3062 01:42:58,723 --> 01:43:01,483 I have written down, on a piece of paper, 3063 01:43:01,483 --> 01:43:05,953 how many hit points Keena has left. 3064 01:43:05,953 --> 01:43:08,478 So roll your D12, and you tell me. 3065 01:43:08,478 --> 01:43:10,850 - [Bob] Just don't get a 12. 3066 01:43:10,850 --> 01:43:15,490 - That is a nine plus- - Eight, 17. 3067 01:43:15,490 --> 01:43:17,870 And she has? - 16 hit points left. 3068 01:43:17,870 --> 01:43:18,703 (all cheering) 3069 01:43:18,703 --> 01:43:21,380 Oh baby, there it is! 3070 01:43:21,380 --> 01:43:22,721 - Oh my gosh! 3071 01:43:22,721 --> 01:43:24,523 (all cheering) 3072 01:43:24,523 --> 01:43:26,083 - There you go! 3073 01:43:26,083 --> 01:43:28,693 Alaska, describe for me what happens 3074 01:43:28,693 --> 01:43:31,363 as you leap in between Troyánn and Keena. 3075 01:43:31,363 --> 01:43:33,883 - Princess jumps down into the fray. 3076 01:43:33,883 --> 01:43:36,703 She jumps in front of her friends to protect them, 3077 01:43:36,703 --> 01:43:39,973 and she raises her ax and goes, (growls) 3078 01:43:39,973 --> 01:43:41,742 and then she turns around to Troyánn and she's like, 3079 01:43:41,742 --> 01:43:42,823 "Do you want me to do this, are you sure?" 3080 01:43:42,823 --> 01:43:44,503 - Do it. - Okay, okay. 3081 01:43:44,503 --> 01:43:48,043 Ah, pbbth, right into her head. 3082 01:43:48,043 --> 01:43:49,445 - Boom! 3083 01:43:49,445 --> 01:43:50,473 (Brennan yells) 3084 01:43:50,473 --> 01:43:52,933 - I love that the broken English orc is just a bit she does. 3085 01:43:52,933 --> 01:43:54,259 She talks perfectly fine. 3086 01:43:54,259 --> 01:43:55,092 (all laughing) 3087 01:43:55,092 --> 01:43:56,783 It's just a bit she does. 3088 01:43:56,783 --> 01:43:57,703 - It's just a bit. 3089 01:43:57,703 --> 01:43:59,476 It's cover, it's cover, it's cover. 3090 01:44:01,243 --> 01:44:03,373 The splatter of blood 3091 01:44:03,373 --> 01:44:06,405 as one who had come here to hunt you down, 3092 01:44:06,405 --> 01:44:08,503 a traitor in your midst, 3093 01:44:08,503 --> 01:44:11,413 someone dedicated to this cause 3094 01:44:11,413 --> 01:44:13,963 of preserving this immortality of rot 3095 01:44:13,963 --> 01:44:15,480 at the heart of Everdeep, 3096 01:44:15,480 --> 01:44:19,213 Keena, cousin KK, KeeKee, boom! 3097 01:44:19,213 --> 01:44:24,213 Chain links slowed, as the chain is split in mid-air, 3098 01:44:24,493 --> 01:44:27,823 and Keena of Everdeep falls before you. 3099 01:44:27,823 --> 01:44:29,053 - [Monét] Yes. 3100 01:44:29,053 --> 01:44:33,613 - You have defeated three of your four enemies, 3101 01:44:33,613 --> 01:44:36,343 if you're not counting the big scorpion guy. 3102 01:44:36,343 --> 01:44:38,623 - Yeah, now he's just zoning in on us more 3103 01:44:38,623 --> 01:44:41,953 because she's up in the air, and we're all in the area. 3104 01:44:41,953 --> 01:44:43,723 - [Jujubee] And she, what is she doing, just watching? 3105 01:44:43,723 --> 01:44:44,623 - [Bob] She's just enjoying. 3106 01:44:44,623 --> 01:44:48,253 She's not an enemy, she's just watching us on TV. 3107 01:44:48,253 --> 01:44:49,783 - Just watching us on TV. 3108 01:44:49,783 --> 01:44:51,976 Okay, scorpion's gonna go. 3109 01:44:53,113 --> 01:44:55,903 That is a miss on Princess. 3110 01:44:55,903 --> 01:44:57,163 - [Bob] Werk. 3111 01:44:57,163 --> 01:44:59,151 - That is a miss on Troyánn. - Oh, thank god. 3112 01:44:59,151 --> 01:44:59,984 - Jesus. 3113 01:45:01,146 --> 01:45:03,313 - No, not the mouth cover. 3114 01:45:03,313 --> 01:45:04,336 Not the mouth cover. 3115 01:45:05,563 --> 01:45:09,163 - That is a crit on Cat Tree. - What, critical? 3116 01:45:09,163 --> 01:45:11,413 - Critical, nat 20, on Cat Tree. 3117 01:45:11,413 --> 01:45:13,093 - I thought he couldn't die. 3118 01:45:13,093 --> 01:45:14,113 - Oh, he can very much, 3119 01:45:14,113 --> 01:45:16,093 but he lives forever, he's a spell. 3120 01:45:16,093 --> 01:45:19,348 So, but he might be dispelled. 3121 01:45:19,348 --> 01:45:21,186 - Oh. - He just vanishes. 3122 01:45:21,186 --> 01:45:23,234 - Oh, I wanted him to live forever. 3123 01:45:23,234 --> 01:45:26,037 - He just vanishes, he's not dead, he just gone. 3124 01:45:26,037 --> 01:45:27,373 - Okay, I hope he doesn't die. 3125 01:45:27,373 --> 01:45:30,853 - Rains down 24 points of damage, 3126 01:45:30,853 --> 01:45:33,853 leaving Buddy Bear with six hit points left. 3127 01:45:33,853 --> 01:45:35,773 Buddy Bear is still up. 3128 01:45:35,773 --> 01:45:37,923 - Again, he's not dying, he just goes away. 3129 01:45:39,043 --> 01:45:40,603 He's not- - I know. 3130 01:45:40,603 --> 01:45:44,533 - Buddy Bear turns around, and with that, Alacranos is done. 3131 01:45:44,533 --> 01:45:48,013 Morgan is going to fly over all of you, 3132 01:45:48,013 --> 01:45:51,443 and unfortunately, Keena was the only thing 3133 01:45:53,143 --> 01:45:56,833 keeping her from going all out, 3134 01:45:56,833 --> 01:45:58,123 which is what she's gonna do now. 3135 01:45:58,123 --> 01:46:01,412 - She's about to rage on us. - She'll do some magic shit. 3136 01:46:01,412 --> 01:46:05,626 - Looking at all of you, she takes her hands. 3137 01:46:06,973 --> 01:46:11,503 The scorching power of the light of the ever-gazing sun, 3138 01:46:11,503 --> 01:46:14,143 and you see a cone of burning light 3139 01:46:14,143 --> 01:46:15,373 originate in her hand. 3140 01:46:15,373 --> 01:46:19,273 She is going to cast a Cone of Searing Light on all of you. 3141 01:46:19,273 --> 01:46:22,696 Powerful spell erupting from the tip of her spear. 3142 01:46:23,623 --> 01:46:26,743 She's gonna cast it on everybody. 3143 01:46:26,743 --> 01:46:29,443 - Including scorpion dude? - Including scorpion dude. 3144 01:46:32,788 --> 01:46:33,621 (Brennan sighs) 3145 01:46:33,621 --> 01:46:34,454 - It's got like a cone? 3146 01:46:34,454 --> 01:46:35,383 It's like one of those clear things? 3147 01:46:35,383 --> 01:46:36,733 We're gonna see what her range is on this? 3148 01:46:36,733 --> 01:46:39,373 Oh, that's a lot of- - Oh my god! 3149 01:46:39,373 --> 01:46:40,698 - I'm in the clear. 3150 01:46:40,698 --> 01:46:41,678 Am I in the clear? 3151 01:46:41,678 --> 01:46:43,753 - Yeah. - You're in the clear. 3152 01:46:43,753 --> 01:46:46,303 - She's gonna "Dragon Ball Z" us. 3153 01:46:46,303 --> 01:46:47,782 The whole earth is gonna shatter. 3154 01:46:47,782 --> 01:46:48,885 - [Bob] Seems upsetting. 3155 01:46:48,885 --> 01:46:49,718 - Okay. 3156 01:46:49,718 --> 01:46:50,893 - You're just so comfortable, 3157 01:46:50,893 --> 01:46:52,705 just watching from afar, enjoying yourself. 3158 01:46:52,705 --> 01:46:53,716 - I'm fighting! 3159 01:46:54,643 --> 01:46:55,636 - Incredible. 3160 01:46:57,188 --> 01:47:00,978 Okay, she is going to- - I apologize. 3161 01:47:00,978 --> 01:47:02,533 Seems uncomfortable. 3162 01:47:02,533 --> 01:47:06,274 - A tremendous amount of damage incoming from this spell. 3163 01:47:07,462 --> 01:47:08,596 - Not tremendous. 3164 01:47:09,448 --> 01:47:10,916 - I don't have a tremendous amount of health. 3165 01:47:10,916 --> 01:47:12,463 (Bob laughs) 3166 01:47:12,463 --> 01:47:13,993 So. 3167 01:47:13,993 --> 01:47:15,613 - Here we go. 3168 01:47:15,613 --> 01:47:18,076 I will ask, this time, 3169 01:47:19,903 --> 01:47:21,172 if there, what's that? 3170 01:47:21,172 --> 01:47:23,151 - I'm just waiting. - Just waiting. 3171 01:47:23,151 --> 01:47:28,151 (dice rattling) (tense music) 3172 01:47:28,580 --> 01:47:30,763 - Oh come, don't do that face. 3173 01:47:30,763 --> 01:47:33,463 - I'm gonna need constitution saving throws 3174 01:47:33,463 --> 01:47:36,373 from Twyla, Princess, and Troyánn. 3175 01:47:36,373 --> 01:47:38,926 - Constitution, so what's my constitution? 3176 01:47:40,123 --> 01:47:41,354 Ooh okay, so six. 3177 01:47:41,354 --> 01:47:45,187 - Check your constitution before you come for me. 3178 01:47:46,575 --> 01:47:47,408 - [Jujubee] And it's a D20 for that, right? 3179 01:47:47,408 --> 01:47:49,063 - Oh bitch, I'm good. 3180 01:47:49,063 --> 01:47:50,413 - What do you have? 3181 01:47:50,413 --> 01:47:53,532 - I have a 17 plus six. 3182 01:47:53,532 --> 01:47:54,711 That's 23. 3183 01:47:54,711 --> 01:47:56,735 - 23, okay amazing. 3184 01:47:56,735 --> 01:47:58,963 (ominous music) 3185 01:47:58,963 --> 01:48:01,435 - Seven plus two, I have a nine. 3186 01:48:01,435 --> 01:48:02,279 - [Brennan] Okay. 3187 01:48:02,279 --> 01:48:04,513 - I have a 17 plus seven? 3188 01:48:04,513 --> 01:48:05,893 - [Brennan] Okay. 3189 01:48:05,893 --> 01:48:06,763 - Twyla. 3190 01:48:06,763 --> 01:48:08,653 - So you both make the save. 3191 01:48:08,653 --> 01:48:10,573 Twyla, you do not. 3192 01:48:10,573 --> 01:48:14,443 33 points of radiant damage. - How many points do you have? 3193 01:48:14,443 --> 01:48:15,317 - I think I'm dead. 3194 01:48:15,317 --> 01:48:16,591 - No, you have 44 points. 3195 01:48:16,591 --> 01:48:19,183 - Yeah, you've taken some damage already. 3196 01:48:19,183 --> 01:48:20,493 - So I'm gone. 3197 01:48:20,493 --> 01:48:21,703 - Is she gone? 3198 01:48:21,703 --> 01:48:22,536 Tell us what's happening. 3199 01:48:22,536 --> 01:48:23,863 - Are you keeping track of your hit points? 3200 01:48:23,863 --> 01:48:27,073 - I think I literally only had like, 14 left. 3201 01:48:27,073 --> 01:48:28,663 - Wait, tell us what's going on. 3202 01:48:28,663 --> 01:48:29,972 - Bitch. - Tell us. 3203 01:48:29,972 --> 01:48:30,911 - No! 3204 01:48:30,911 --> 01:48:32,416 - I believe you had 16 left, 3205 01:48:34,165 --> 01:48:37,273 so 33 is enough to drop you to zero. 3206 01:48:37,273 --> 01:48:38,376 - But do you have your potion still? 3207 01:48:38,376 --> 01:48:39,695 - I don't have a potion. 3208 01:48:39,695 --> 01:48:43,003 - Do you have a Strength of the Grave? 3209 01:48:43,003 --> 01:48:44,083 - Twyla does not have a Strength of the Grave. 3210 01:48:44,083 --> 01:48:45,523 - Only you do, bitch. 3211 01:48:45,523 --> 01:48:48,673 - I'm going to use Counterspell. 3212 01:48:48,673 --> 01:48:49,506 - Ooh! 3213 01:48:49,506 --> 01:48:51,163 - I'm gonna cast it over there. 3214 01:48:51,163 --> 01:48:52,963 I can do it during her turn, 3215 01:48:52,963 --> 01:48:54,540 so I'm throwing casting spell. 3216 01:48:54,540 --> 01:48:56,713 Aren't you glad I'm over here now? 3217 01:48:56,713 --> 01:48:58,243 I throw casting spell. 3218 01:48:58,243 --> 01:49:02,323 - You just get so much, you jump on top of the cage, honey. 3219 01:49:02,323 --> 01:49:03,463 - I don't know if I can do that. 3220 01:49:03,463 --> 01:49:05,336 - You are the Storm of the Underworld. 3221 01:49:05,336 --> 01:49:06,427 (all laughing) 3222 01:49:06,427 --> 01:49:07,260 - [Brennan] Okay. 3223 01:49:07,260 --> 01:49:09,850 - By the powers of the Serengeti! 3224 01:49:09,850 --> 01:49:11,113 (Monét laughing) 3225 01:49:11,113 --> 01:49:14,732 - For the winds of the four corners of the Earth! 3226 01:49:14,732 --> 01:49:17,113 - So, it still could potentially go through. 3227 01:49:17,113 --> 01:49:18,607 It comes down to a die roll, 3228 01:49:18,607 --> 01:49:19,440 'cause she's casting a high level spell. 3229 01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:20,473 - [Monét] Come on, these die. 3230 01:49:20,473 --> 01:49:24,013 - So, you need to hit, and this is definitely Box of Doom. 3231 01:49:24,013 --> 01:49:25,723 You're about to, if this works, 3232 01:49:25,723 --> 01:49:30,043 DC for her is 15, you're adding your charisma, which is plus five. 3233 01:49:30,043 --> 01:49:33,738 So you need a 10 or higher on a 20-sided die. 3234 01:49:33,738 --> 01:49:35,068 - I thought it was plus eight. 3235 01:49:35,068 --> 01:49:36,373 - [Brennan] Oh no, that's your saving throw. 3236 01:49:36,373 --> 01:49:38,083 This is a raw charisma check. 3237 01:49:38,083 --> 01:49:39,853 - Drag me, plus five. 3238 01:49:39,853 --> 01:49:42,213 - Plus five, so you need a 10 or higher. 3239 01:49:42,213 --> 01:49:44,033 - 10 or higher, it's a 50/50. 3240 01:49:44,033 --> 01:49:46,270 - [Brennan] 50/50. - It's a 50/50. 3241 01:49:46,270 --> 01:49:47,846 (whisper) It's a 50/50. (tense music) 3242 01:49:47,846 --> 01:49:49,453 (dice rattles) - Two. 3243 01:49:49,453 --> 01:49:52,726 - Oh Jesus Christ. 3244 01:49:52,726 --> 01:49:53,610 - Well girl, you tried. 3245 01:49:53,610 --> 01:49:55,783 - So did I waste my counter? - Yes you did. 3246 01:49:55,783 --> 01:49:57,040 - I did, you know what? 3247 01:49:57,040 --> 01:49:59,203 We're not, all's not lost. 3248 01:49:59,203 --> 01:50:01,123 Let me make a little mark here. 3249 01:50:01,123 --> 01:50:03,133 All's not lost, all's not lost. 3250 01:50:03,133 --> 01:50:03,966 - Oh wait. - Yeah. 3251 01:50:03,966 --> 01:50:08,743 - Could I have done my Deep Bank of Concealing Fog 3252 01:50:08,743 --> 01:50:13,229 to cover us so that the swing might've missed? 3253 01:50:13,229 --> 01:50:15,645 (tense music starts playing) 3254 01:50:16,963 --> 01:50:19,343 - I'll say this, if you want to 3255 01:50:20,773 --> 01:50:25,773 forestall your next turn to aid in a little bit of magic, 3256 01:50:25,783 --> 01:50:28,573 I'll allow one re-roll. 3257 01:50:28,573 --> 01:50:30,013 Does that seem worth it to you? 3258 01:50:30,013 --> 01:50:31,679 - So then I won't be able to attack next round? 3259 01:50:31,679 --> 01:50:32,803 - [Brennan] You won't be able to attack next round, but- 3260 01:50:32,803 --> 01:50:33,636 - You're offering help, 3261 01:50:33,636 --> 01:50:36,043 but I can save all of you from this hit. 3262 01:50:36,043 --> 01:50:37,726 - Yeah, let's do it. 3263 01:50:38,623 --> 01:50:40,589 - [Bob] How much damage is this hit doing to everyone? 3264 01:50:40,589 --> 01:50:42,225 - It missed us. - 33. 3265 01:50:42,225 --> 01:50:43,058 - [Bob] Oh, it's just her. 3266 01:50:43,058 --> 01:50:44,293 - Well, it deals half damage to you still, 3267 01:50:44,293 --> 01:50:45,510 so it's still 16 to each of you. 3268 01:50:45,510 --> 01:50:47,413 - But if he counters, it misses us completely. 3269 01:50:47,413 --> 01:50:48,246 - Misses you completely. 3270 01:50:48,246 --> 01:50:49,213 - Okay, okay. - [Monét] Give it a try. 3271 01:50:49,213 --> 01:50:50,053 Come on, Gertie. 3272 01:50:50,053 --> 01:50:51,023 - [Brennan] Here's a re-roll. - Okay, touch them. 3273 01:50:51,023 --> 01:50:52,823 Touch it, touch it, touch it, 3274 01:50:52,823 --> 01:50:54,360 touch it, touch it. 3275 01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:55,425 - [Monét] Come on, Gertie. 3276 01:50:55,425 --> 01:50:58,123 - Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it! 3277 01:50:58,123 --> 01:50:59,311 What is it? - Nat 20! 3278 01:50:59,311 --> 01:51:01,764 (all cheering) 3279 01:51:01,764 --> 01:51:03,637 - Oh my god. 3280 01:51:03,637 --> 01:51:06,750 (Jujubee screaming) 3281 01:51:06,750 --> 01:51:10,375 - I'm so sorry, that was so bro of me. 3282 01:51:10,375 --> 01:51:11,683 (Jujubee screams) 3283 01:51:11,683 --> 01:51:13,993 - I'm gonna say, with the power of that, 3284 01:51:13,993 --> 01:51:17,263 you see, as this Counterspell goes up, 3285 01:51:17,263 --> 01:51:19,873 the anxiety, you can feel it creeping back in. 3286 01:51:19,873 --> 01:51:22,933 Mist from the ocean, Troyánn looking across, 3287 01:51:22,933 --> 01:51:25,873 thinking of the journey all the way to Greeley, 3288 01:51:25,873 --> 01:51:27,883 to the Underworld, to Hollowgrave, 3289 01:51:27,883 --> 01:51:30,613 here to the heart of death itself, whoosh! 3290 01:51:30,613 --> 01:51:34,633 On a nat 20, not only is all that damage prevented, 3291 01:51:34,633 --> 01:51:37,803 Morgan takes half the damage of the spell herself. 3292 01:51:37,803 --> 01:51:38,636 - [Monét] Yas! 3293 01:51:38,636 --> 01:51:41,623 - Okay, so in this moment, Gertrude sees the spell 3294 01:51:41,623 --> 01:51:43,745 and it's almost like everything moving in 3295 01:51:43,745 --> 01:51:47,233 (slowed down) slow motion. 3296 01:51:47,233 --> 01:51:49,270 And then she takes her hand like this, 3297 01:51:49,270 --> 01:51:51,414 and she takes a hand like this, 3298 01:51:51,414 --> 01:51:53,053 and she goes, I saw someone else do this, 3299 01:51:53,053 --> 01:51:54,373 and it worked for them. 3300 01:51:54,373 --> 01:51:55,960 And she balls her hands up, 3301 01:51:55,960 --> 01:51:59,141 and she goes, "Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa, 3302 01:51:59,141 --> 01:52:01,263 ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa, 3303 01:52:01,263 --> 01:52:03,133 ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa," 3304 01:52:03,133 --> 01:52:07,723 and tries to intercept the spell, and it works. 3305 01:52:07,723 --> 01:52:11,683 And then it blasts back, and it hits this bitch. 3306 01:52:11,683 --> 01:52:12,553 - Yeah. 3307 01:52:12,553 --> 01:52:14,440 - With just that, you see (yells) 3308 01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:17,113 the light scorching over her own face. 3309 01:52:17,113 --> 01:52:20,053 She looks horrified, she looks back at death's door. 3310 01:52:20,053 --> 01:52:21,223 - How much damage did we just do to her? 3311 01:52:21,223 --> 01:52:23,503 - She just took 16 damage herself, 3312 01:52:23,503 --> 01:52:25,483 and again, this is not happening on Gertrude's turn. 3313 01:52:25,483 --> 01:52:27,403 This is something you did on her turn, 3314 01:52:27,403 --> 01:52:29,559 so her turn, not only does the spell not work, 3315 01:52:29,559 --> 01:52:30,708 her turn's over. 3316 01:52:30,708 --> 01:52:31,826 - Werk. - [Brennan] That's all she does. 3317 01:52:31,826 --> 01:52:33,565 - Yes. - She's up to 58 damage now. 3318 01:52:33,565 --> 01:52:35,923 - So now Twyla, Princess- - Twyla, that is you. 3319 01:52:35,923 --> 01:52:37,907 It is your turn, once again. 3320 01:52:37,907 --> 01:52:39,163 - Thanks for the re-roll. 3321 01:52:39,163 --> 01:52:40,576 - Okay, Twyla. 3322 01:52:42,283 --> 01:52:44,713 - I'm sorry, I love the four drag queens 3323 01:52:44,713 --> 01:52:45,546 trying to touch hands. 3324 01:52:45,546 --> 01:52:46,830 We were like, but don't do my nails. 3325 01:52:46,830 --> 01:52:48,433 (Bob laughs) 3326 01:52:48,433 --> 01:52:50,443 - Okay, where am I? 3327 01:52:50,443 --> 01:52:53,113 - [Bob] You're right here in front of the rock. 3328 01:52:53,113 --> 01:52:55,273 - But, three of your four foes are dead, 3329 01:52:55,273 --> 01:52:57,673 and Morgan looks incredibly wounded. 3330 01:52:57,673 --> 01:52:59,424 - Okay. - Do you need to go up there on her level? 3331 01:52:59,424 --> 01:53:00,923 - Can you magic attack her? - [Jujubee] I- 3332 01:53:00,923 --> 01:53:02,493 - [Bob] You should go up to her level too, I think. 3333 01:53:02,493 --> 01:53:04,243 - Yeah. - Yeah, I can fly up. 3334 01:53:04,243 --> 01:53:06,583 I can move up to 30 feet, and fly up, 3335 01:53:06,583 --> 01:53:09,943 and then there is- - I'm moving back too. 3336 01:53:09,943 --> 01:53:11,413 - My Buddy Bear's fine, right? 3337 01:53:11,413 --> 01:53:12,310 - Buddy Bear's fine, yeah. 3338 01:53:12,310 --> 01:53:13,291 The spell was canceled. 3339 01:53:13,291 --> 01:53:14,124 Everything's good. 3340 01:53:14,124 --> 01:53:16,963 - So, Buddy Bear can assist me. 3341 01:53:16,963 --> 01:53:18,673 - If you want Buddy Bear to give you the help action, yeah, 3342 01:53:18,673 --> 01:53:20,233 he can just come and assist you 3343 01:53:20,233 --> 01:53:22,833 if you want to launch a ranged attack against her. 3344 01:53:22,833 --> 01:53:26,473 - 'Cause the attack that I can do 3345 01:53:26,473 --> 01:53:29,593 that is, my strongest weapon is the longbow, right? 3346 01:53:29,593 --> 01:53:32,533 And what is a ranged attack for me? 3347 01:53:32,533 --> 01:53:34,999 - Is a plus 11 to hit. 3348 01:53:36,673 --> 01:53:37,956 - I think I should do that. 3349 01:53:37,956 --> 01:53:39,703 I think that's the best thing. 3350 01:53:39,703 --> 01:53:41,233 Don't you think that's the best thing for this right now? 3351 01:53:41,233 --> 01:53:43,003 - And Buddy Bear's gonna give you the help action, 3352 01:53:43,003 --> 01:53:44,563 so you'll roll with advantage. 3353 01:53:44,563 --> 01:53:45,943 - Let's do that, let's do that. 3354 01:53:45,943 --> 01:53:47,591 I think that doubles it up. 3355 01:53:47,591 --> 01:53:50,083 - And you're going 30 feet up, correct? 3356 01:53:50,083 --> 01:53:51,973 - Yeah, that's the most I can go without- 3357 01:53:51,973 --> 01:53:54,073 - Yeah, I think that's the right move, absolutely. 3358 01:53:54,073 --> 01:53:56,023 Absolutely, okay. 3359 01:53:56,023 --> 01:53:57,613 - Well, going up counts as a- 3360 01:53:57,613 --> 01:53:59,023 - Yeah, as movement, yeah. - [Jujubee] Okay. 3361 01:53:59,023 --> 01:54:00,793 - Flying means you move in three directions, 3362 01:54:00,793 --> 01:54:02,623 so I love this mini so much. 3363 01:54:02,623 --> 01:54:03,456 Twyla- 3364 01:54:03,456 --> 01:54:06,294 - Can I go diagonal towards- - Yeah. 3365 01:54:06,294 --> 01:54:07,813 You wanna get closer to her? 3366 01:54:07,813 --> 01:54:10,693 - I feel like I should, 'cause she's very weak already, 3367 01:54:10,693 --> 01:54:13,453 and then if I'm closer, Buddy Bear comes up, 3368 01:54:13,453 --> 01:54:16,573 Buddy Bear is, the closer we are together, 3369 01:54:16,573 --> 01:54:18,043 he's stronger, right, if he's helping me 3370 01:54:18,043 --> 01:54:19,453 or is that only when he does it himself? 3371 01:54:19,453 --> 01:54:21,340 - He's gonna stay land-bound, 3372 01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:24,493 but he can help you on the ground before you take off. 3373 01:54:24,493 --> 01:54:27,867 Buddy Bear comes over to you and (growls). 3374 01:54:27,867 --> 01:54:28,700 (Jujubee purrs) 3375 01:54:28,700 --> 01:54:31,861 Honey and jasmine and magic wraps around you. 3376 01:54:31,861 --> 01:54:34,180 You have the help action from Buddy Bear, 3377 01:54:34,180 --> 01:54:36,553 as he gives a little cat-like kiss to you. 3378 01:54:36,553 --> 01:54:40,543 And go ahead and roll your two attacks with advantage. 3379 01:54:40,543 --> 01:54:41,983 - Okay, two attacks. 3380 01:54:41,983 --> 01:54:43,360 That's this one, right? - Yeah, it's that one right there. 3381 01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:46,153 And you can roll your other D20 too if you wanna roll them- 3382 01:54:46,153 --> 01:54:48,283 - You know, the last time it- - [Monét] That didn't work out, yeah. 3383 01:54:48,283 --> 01:54:49,363 - [Brennan] I love it, I love it. 3384 01:54:49,363 --> 01:54:51,494 - Brennan, that seems like shady advice. 3385 01:54:51,494 --> 01:54:52,723 (Brennan laughs) 3386 01:54:52,723 --> 01:54:53,556 - That is a- 3387 01:54:53,556 --> 01:54:54,973 - Three. - Three. 3388 01:54:54,973 --> 01:54:56,716 - But you're rolling with advantage, so roll again, 3389 01:54:56,716 --> 01:54:58,543 and take the better- - Next one gonna slap. 3390 01:54:58,543 --> 01:54:59,893 Should I slap her so it slaps? 3391 01:54:59,893 --> 01:55:01,243 - Yeah, slap me. 3392 01:55:01,243 --> 01:55:04,093 You can, one, hit me, for real. 3393 01:55:04,093 --> 01:55:05,113 This way. 3394 01:55:05,113 --> 01:55:06,495 One, two, three. - One, two, three. 3395 01:55:06,495 --> 01:55:07,682 (Jujubee gasps) 3396 01:55:07,682 --> 01:55:08,515 - Four. - Four. 3397 01:55:08,515 --> 01:55:09,379 - Oh goodness. 3398 01:55:09,379 --> 01:55:11,922 It was higher than three. - It really worked. 3399 01:55:11,922 --> 01:55:12,755 - It was a soft slap. 3400 01:55:12,755 --> 01:55:14,166 - That was a really soft slap. 3401 01:55:14,166 --> 01:55:17,028 - So you're adding 11 to that. 3402 01:55:17,028 --> 01:55:19,213 - Okay, so 15. - 15 does not hit. 3403 01:55:19,213 --> 01:55:20,173 You have a second attack. 3404 01:55:20,173 --> 01:55:21,673 You're rolling this with advantage as well. 3405 01:55:21,673 --> 01:55:23,435 Go ahead and roll your second longbow attack. 3406 01:55:23,435 --> 01:55:24,373 - Watch, we're all gonna hit her. 3407 01:55:24,373 --> 01:55:25,206 We all have a round. 3408 01:55:25,206 --> 01:55:26,719 - Not me, I gave up my thing so y'all could- 3409 01:55:26,719 --> 01:55:27,760 - That's right, well we got some- 3410 01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:29,481 - Nat 20! (all cheering) 3411 01:55:29,481 --> 01:55:31,971 (Jujubee shouting) 3412 01:55:31,971 --> 01:55:34,123 (Jujubee growling) 3413 01:55:34,123 --> 01:55:36,346 - [Brennan] Incredible. - Oh, that was so straight. 3414 01:55:36,346 --> 01:55:37,877 (all laughing) 3415 01:55:37,877 --> 01:55:38,759 That was such a- (Bob grunts) 3416 01:55:38,759 --> 01:55:39,841 (Jujubee grunts) 3417 01:55:39,841 --> 01:55:41,923 Okay, sorry. - Bring a flagon of beer! 3418 01:55:41,923 --> 01:55:44,193 - Aha, I feel like I'm in a frat. 3419 01:55:44,193 --> 01:55:45,433 (all laughing) 3420 01:55:45,433 --> 01:55:46,933 - I think this is exactly what a frat is. 3421 01:55:46,933 --> 01:55:50,473 Dressing up in heels, makeup, and playing, yeah. 3422 01:55:50,473 --> 01:55:51,433 - I'm so sorry about that. 3423 01:55:51,433 --> 01:55:52,273 That was really out of character. 3424 01:55:52,273 --> 01:55:53,227 - No, I understand. 3425 01:55:53,227 --> 01:55:56,113 When the spirit moves you, what can you do? 3426 01:55:56,113 --> 01:56:00,990 So, I'm gonna need you to roll two D8, and add six to it. 3427 01:56:00,990 --> 01:56:02,353 - Wanna borrow mine, or you gonna do two at a time? 3428 01:56:02,353 --> 01:56:05,383 - You know what, you've been really good luck. 3429 01:56:05,383 --> 01:56:06,690 - Okay, borrow mine. 3430 01:56:06,690 --> 01:56:08,591 - Is this the, is this? - That's the D8. 3431 01:56:08,591 --> 01:56:09,424 No, that's a D10, sorry. 3432 01:56:09,424 --> 01:56:10,257 - She's been good luck? 3433 01:56:10,257 --> 01:56:11,683 She just made you roll a four. 3434 01:56:11,683 --> 01:56:13,333 You know what, take one of mine, take one of mine. 3435 01:56:13,333 --> 01:56:14,273 - Take one of hers, take one of hers. 3436 01:56:14,273 --> 01:56:15,931 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Here. 3437 01:56:15,931 --> 01:56:16,843 - Actually, can I get yours? 3438 01:56:16,843 --> 01:56:17,713 I'll roll yours and hers. 3439 01:56:17,713 --> 01:56:19,243 - D8? - Yeah. 3440 01:56:19,243 --> 01:56:20,713 - Yeah, mommy. 3441 01:56:20,713 --> 01:56:22,633 - Yeah, this is nice, okay. 3442 01:56:24,864 --> 01:56:25,697 I don't know what that is, I didn't see it. 3443 01:56:25,697 --> 01:56:27,214 - It's an eight. - That's an eight. 3444 01:56:27,214 --> 01:56:28,603 - [Brennan] It's an eight? - [Monét] Oh shit. 3445 01:56:28,603 --> 01:56:29,778 - That's a five. - A five. 3446 01:56:29,778 --> 01:56:32,344 - Okay. - 13 plus six. 3447 01:56:32,344 --> 01:56:34,933 - 19. - 19, it hits. 3448 01:56:34,933 --> 01:56:37,333 - [Monét] How many does she have? 3449 01:56:37,333 --> 01:56:38,166 - 13. 3450 01:56:38,166 --> 01:56:40,343 - Yeah, oh did we just beat, we beat everyone! 3451 01:56:40,343 --> 01:56:41,870 - There's still more. - What? 3452 01:56:41,870 --> 01:56:43,459 - We still have Mr. Scorpion. 3453 01:56:43,459 --> 01:56:44,563 - But Mr. Scorpion is not gonna hurt us. 3454 01:56:44,563 --> 01:56:46,303 - Yeah, we don't know what he's up to. 3455 01:56:46,303 --> 01:56:48,523 - Twyla, describe what happens 3456 01:56:48,523 --> 01:56:51,673 as you fly up towards this burning 3457 01:56:51,673 --> 01:56:53,743 angel inquisitor overhead, 3458 01:56:53,743 --> 01:56:57,703 as (shouts) as the counterspell still scorches her skin. 3459 01:56:57,703 --> 01:56:59,443 Your first arrow flies wide, 3460 01:56:59,443 --> 01:57:01,573 she swats it out of the way with her spear. 3461 01:57:01,573 --> 01:57:03,451 Your second arrow strikes true. 3462 01:57:03,451 --> 01:57:04,284 Tell me what happens. 3463 01:57:04,284 --> 01:57:08,443 - My second arrow, I do this thing where I pump my chest up, 3464 01:57:08,443 --> 01:57:10,063 and then I go like this, 3465 01:57:10,063 --> 01:57:12,493 and then I say, "You ready, bitch? 3466 01:57:12,493 --> 01:57:14,698 'Cause I'm about to get you." 3467 01:57:14,698 --> 01:57:16,873 (Jujubee yelps, trills, and meows) 3468 01:57:16,873 --> 01:57:18,702 (Brennan laughs) 3469 01:57:18,702 --> 01:57:19,603 - There it is. 3470 01:57:19,603 --> 01:57:20,485 (Tongue pop) (Brennan grunts) 3471 01:57:20,485 --> 01:57:23,455 (dramatic music) 3472 01:57:23,455 --> 01:57:24,288 (Brennan gasps) 3473 01:57:24,288 --> 01:57:26,951 - No, I'm not ready for the light. 3474 01:57:26,951 --> 01:57:29,301 And you see where the arrow strikes her, light, 3475 01:57:30,193 --> 01:57:34,873 and her entire body (screams) bursts into light. 3476 01:57:34,873 --> 01:57:36,103 She scatters- 3477 01:57:36,103 --> 01:57:37,603 - [Monét] It's like the end of "Hocus Pocus." 3478 01:57:37,603 --> 01:57:40,396 - Yes, and vanishes. 3479 01:57:41,713 --> 01:57:46,483 As she vanishes, you hear, from the throne. 3480 01:57:46,483 --> 01:57:47,533 - Oh my gosh. 3481 01:57:47,533 --> 01:57:49,102 - I've seen enough. 3482 01:57:49,102 --> 01:57:51,602 (tense music) 3483 01:57:53,099 --> 01:57:54,242 - Oh. - What the hell? 3484 01:57:54,242 --> 01:57:55,075 - What is it, what is it, 3485 01:57:55,075 --> 01:57:55,908 what is it, what is it, what is it? 3486 01:57:55,908 --> 01:57:56,884 - A live animal? 3487 01:57:56,884 --> 01:57:58,736 - What is it, what is it? 3488 01:57:58,736 --> 01:58:00,078 What's she doing now? 3489 01:58:00,078 --> 01:58:02,288 - She steps forward. 3490 01:58:02,288 --> 01:58:04,513 - Oh god. - [Bob] Oh god. 3491 01:58:04,513 --> 01:58:06,213 - Oh, she's fierce. - We don't know what she's gonna do. 3492 01:58:06,213 --> 01:58:07,963 - Girl, she's in attack mode. 3493 01:58:07,963 --> 01:58:08,796 What do you mean? - We don't know. 3494 01:58:08,796 --> 01:58:10,153 Let's just not assume. 3495 01:58:10,153 --> 01:58:15,046 - She looks and says, "I've seen enough. 3496 01:58:16,222 --> 01:58:17,563 Alacranos! 3497 01:58:19,153 --> 01:58:20,290 Come back over here." 3498 01:58:22,288 --> 01:58:26,083 The scorpion turns to rejoin her, 3499 01:58:26,083 --> 01:58:27,951 and correct me if I'm wrong, 3500 01:58:27,951 --> 01:58:30,653 nobody here ever attacked the scorpion. 3501 01:58:30,653 --> 01:58:31,486 - We never, we decided not to. 3502 01:58:31,486 --> 01:58:32,319 - We never hit him. 3503 01:58:32,319 --> 01:58:33,152 - Yeah, 'cause you were like, don't. 3504 01:58:33,152 --> 01:58:35,593 - So you never made an enemy, well chosen. 3505 01:58:35,593 --> 01:58:36,703 - Woo. (Bob claps) 3506 01:58:36,703 --> 01:58:38,466 - [Alaska] Good choice, ladies. 3507 01:58:38,466 --> 01:58:40,963 - I think I even protected the scorpion at one point. 3508 01:58:40,963 --> 01:58:42,253 - I believe you did, yes. 3509 01:58:42,253 --> 01:58:43,543 And it's true. 3510 01:58:43,543 --> 01:58:45,976 She looks at all of you and says, 3511 01:58:47,990 --> 01:58:52,333 "Four heroes, four foes, 3512 01:58:52,333 --> 01:58:55,033 all four defeated. 3513 01:58:55,033 --> 01:59:00,033 And I believe, as a woman of my word, I said four wishes." 3514 01:59:01,033 --> 01:59:04,099 Heroes of the Underworld, you are victorious! 3515 01:59:04,099 --> 01:59:06,631 (triumphant music) (all cheering) 3516 01:59:06,631 --> 01:59:08,023 Incredible! 3517 01:59:08,023 --> 01:59:09,933 - Oh my god. 3518 01:59:09,933 --> 01:59:11,533 - We leave combat. 3519 01:59:11,533 --> 01:59:14,803 You have defeated all of your enemies, amazing job. 3520 01:59:14,803 --> 01:59:17,473 What an incredible, incredible combat. 3521 01:59:17,473 --> 01:59:20,866 You all now behold here in this place, 3522 01:59:21,763 --> 01:59:24,103 the light shifts, the light comes back up, 3523 01:59:24,103 --> 01:59:27,523 and as you're looking here, Gertrude, 3524 01:59:27,523 --> 01:59:29,563 give me an insight check with advantage, 3525 01:59:29,563 --> 01:59:30,847 if you'd be so kind. 3526 01:59:30,847 --> 01:59:35,140 - Okay, I'm getting an 11. - Okay. 3527 01:59:35,140 --> 01:59:36,043 - And a 14. 3528 01:59:36,043 --> 01:59:37,753 - 14, and do you add your insight to that? 3529 01:59:37,753 --> 01:59:40,111 - My insight is plus two, so it's 16. 3530 01:59:40,111 --> 01:59:43,033 - 16, you step forward. 3531 01:59:43,033 --> 01:59:46,843 You see Thanara, goddess of the Underworld. 3532 01:59:46,843 --> 01:59:51,751 I must say, I was wildly entertained. 3533 01:59:51,751 --> 01:59:54,463 I must say, I was wildly entertained. 3534 01:59:54,463 --> 01:59:57,283 You are exceptional heroes 3535 01:59:57,283 --> 02:00:00,163 to have come and braved this place. 3536 02:00:00,163 --> 02:00:03,913 Very few would think to enter the Underworld, 3537 02:00:03,913 --> 02:00:08,533 in the temple of a goddess whose name is forgotten. 3538 02:00:08,533 --> 02:00:11,803 And here, Gertrude, you see this, 3539 02:00:11,803 --> 02:00:15,223 and actually, I think Troyánn, you recognize this too 3540 02:00:15,223 --> 02:00:17,863 because you saw it in Gertrude. 3541 02:00:17,863 --> 02:00:21,436 You see a deep sadness. 3542 02:00:22,693 --> 02:00:27,693 It is my lot to reign here eternally. 3543 02:00:27,703 --> 02:00:29,304 - Oh, she has to. 3544 02:00:30,163 --> 02:00:31,633 - Unchanging. 3545 02:00:31,633 --> 02:00:33,343 I think Gertrude, you see a sadness 3546 02:00:33,343 --> 02:00:34,993 that you know all too well, 3547 02:00:34,993 --> 02:00:38,236 of someone who cannot, 3548 02:00:39,133 --> 02:00:41,683 or believes that she cannot change. 3549 02:00:41,683 --> 02:00:43,906 That this is her life forever. 3550 02:00:47,473 --> 02:00:48,883 The wishes are yours. 3551 02:00:48,883 --> 02:00:50,443 You have won them, 3552 02:00:50,443 --> 02:00:53,416 through strength of arms, and magical prowess. 3553 02:00:54,313 --> 02:00:59,313 I hope you take them, and return to whatever life you lead, 3554 02:00:59,863 --> 02:01:02,176 and that it brings you some small joy. 3555 02:01:05,083 --> 02:01:07,216 Very well, for what do you wish? 3556 02:01:08,893 --> 02:01:10,633 - Let's do one of our huddles. 3557 02:01:10,633 --> 02:01:13,603 - Oh, there's a huddle, okay. 3558 02:01:13,603 --> 02:01:16,066 - I have a question. - Hi, so. 3559 02:01:17,293 --> 02:01:19,243 - We can just walk out of here now, 3560 02:01:19,243 --> 02:01:22,543 because we got the head honcho is on our side, 3561 02:01:22,543 --> 02:01:23,683 and I think she was entertained. 3562 02:01:23,683 --> 02:01:24,853 I think it was the one-liners. 3563 02:01:24,853 --> 02:01:26,746 I think it was the 'Merry Christmas' that really got her. 3564 02:01:26,746 --> 02:01:28,593 - She really liked it, yeah. 3565 02:01:28,593 --> 02:01:30,550 - I saw her kinda go, I saw when you said it she went, 3566 02:01:30,550 --> 02:01:31,663 she did one of these, she was like. 3567 02:01:31,663 --> 02:01:35,293 - She did, she broke character for a second, yeah she did. 3568 02:01:35,293 --> 02:01:37,663 - So, okay, this might be crazy. 3569 02:01:37,663 --> 02:01:39,163 So I feel like I'm doing fine. 3570 02:01:39,163 --> 02:01:42,163 I haven't been trapped under a thing in a long time. 3571 02:01:42,163 --> 02:01:44,383 Maybe she, okay, I don't know who put this curse on her. 3572 02:01:44,383 --> 02:01:45,840 This might not work at all, I'm just spitballing here, 3573 02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:48,823 'cause she did something for us. 3574 02:01:48,823 --> 02:01:50,950 What if I gave her my vial, 3575 02:01:50,950 --> 02:01:52,663 and she broke her own curse? 3576 02:01:52,663 --> 02:01:54,166 'Cause she's sad. 3577 02:01:54,166 --> 02:01:55,843 Like she wants something, but she seems- 3578 02:01:55,843 --> 02:01:57,793 - But then she wouldn't break your curse. 3579 02:01:57,793 --> 02:02:00,343 She hasn't done it yet. - She's so noble that she's not asking for it. 3580 02:02:00,343 --> 02:02:02,623 She seems so noble that she's not asking for anything, 3581 02:02:02,623 --> 02:02:04,201 but she also seems trapped so maybe that wouldn't work. 3582 02:02:04,201 --> 02:02:06,193 I don't know, I'm just throwing that out there. 3583 02:02:06,193 --> 02:02:09,403 - I mean, if you wanna stay immortal, 3584 02:02:09,403 --> 02:02:11,503 or you don't care, 'cause you haven't been trapped, 3585 02:02:11,503 --> 02:02:13,633 drowning for 1,300 years, in a long time. 3586 02:02:13,633 --> 02:02:14,870 - [Bob] Maybe this isn't the only vial. 3587 02:02:14,870 --> 02:02:16,506 - Didn't we just win this? 3588 02:02:16,506 --> 02:02:17,653 - We did, we did! 3589 02:02:17,653 --> 02:02:18,673 But I'm saying, maybe this 3590 02:02:18,673 --> 02:02:21,403 isn't the only vial like this in the world. 3591 02:02:21,403 --> 02:02:22,236 - Well, where would you get a second one from? 3592 02:02:22,236 --> 02:02:23,623 - Well, I'm trying to go back upstairs 3593 02:02:23,623 --> 02:02:25,393 so I can plant this seed. 3594 02:02:25,393 --> 02:02:26,226 - Yeah. 3595 02:02:26,226 --> 02:02:27,283 - So I'm just wondering, I don't know if I should, 3596 02:02:27,283 --> 02:02:29,173 it seems like she is longing for something, 3597 02:02:29,173 --> 02:02:32,293 and we can, it feels like a Snow White moment. 3598 02:02:32,293 --> 02:02:34,213 - I mean, give her your vial, then. 3599 02:02:34,213 --> 02:02:35,203 Just keep immortality. 3600 02:02:35,203 --> 02:02:37,513 - But then you won't break your curse. 3601 02:02:37,513 --> 02:02:39,409 - Or I'll just try to break it another way, another day. 3602 02:02:39,409 --> 02:02:41,023 - You know what, we're all friends now. 3603 02:02:41,023 --> 02:02:43,783 We can travel the world trying to find you another vial. 3604 02:02:43,783 --> 02:02:45,853 - I guess we have to come back. 3605 02:02:45,853 --> 02:02:46,783 - Not down here. 3606 02:02:46,783 --> 02:02:48,371 I think there's one in heaven. 3607 02:02:48,371 --> 02:02:49,633 (Brennan laughs) 3608 02:02:49,633 --> 02:02:50,541 - Little nicer scenery. 3609 02:02:50,541 --> 02:02:51,643 Also, we don't even know, 3610 02:02:51,643 --> 02:02:53,083 this might not even work, so we should just go over there 3611 02:02:53,083 --> 02:02:54,313 and just kind of pitch it and- 3612 02:02:54,313 --> 02:02:55,718 - This is our world. 3613 02:02:55,718 --> 02:02:56,920 - I'll go last, you all go first, 3614 02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:58,358 and I'll think this through. 3615 02:02:58,358 --> 02:02:59,191 - Okay. 3616 02:02:59,191 --> 02:03:00,163 - You approach the dais. 3617 02:03:00,163 --> 02:03:02,930 You see as you sort of walk over, Alacranos goes, 3618 02:03:02,930 --> 02:03:05,713 (low growling) "By the way, I'm sorry about stabbing you 3619 02:03:05,713 --> 02:03:07,756 with my poison stinger earlier. 3620 02:03:09,392 --> 02:03:12,638 You know, I just, I get a little frisky, up in the mix. 3621 02:03:14,438 --> 02:03:16,273 I'm gonna go to the mess hall and grab a bite to eat." 3622 02:03:16,273 --> 02:03:18,236 And you see he turns around, 3623 02:03:18,236 --> 02:03:20,479 Alacranos heads off to give you some privacy. 3624 02:03:20,479 --> 02:03:23,443 - He was in a rage too, his blind rage. 3625 02:03:23,443 --> 02:03:26,300 - So, Thanara looks and says, 3626 02:03:26,300 --> 02:03:27,943 "I know that there are wishes here. 3627 02:03:27,943 --> 02:03:29,956 You spoke them as you entered this hall. 3628 02:03:31,788 --> 02:03:36,068 For what do you wish, and what boon might I grant you?" 3629 02:03:36,068 --> 02:03:37,922 - (low and growly) I would like, (clears throat) 3630 02:03:37,922 --> 02:03:42,706 (Bright and clear) Oh sorry. I would like- (all laughing) 3631 02:03:42,706 --> 02:03:44,348 She just had a sore throat. 3632 02:03:44,348 --> 02:03:45,433 - No, no! 3633 02:03:45,433 --> 02:03:47,451 - The whole time, the whole thing? - The whole journey, yeah. 3634 02:03:47,451 --> 02:03:49,503 No, she had like a laryngitis or something. 3635 02:03:49,503 --> 02:03:51,343 - I had a Ricola in my purse, girl. 3636 02:03:51,343 --> 02:03:52,176 - Oh, you did? 3637 02:03:52,176 --> 02:03:53,212 See, that would've changed- 3638 02:03:53,212 --> 02:03:54,450 - Even after that tea, you were? 3639 02:03:54,450 --> 02:03:56,544 - It would've changed everything, yeah. 3640 02:03:56,544 --> 02:03:58,093 - It was a cold brew, it was a cold brew tea. 3641 02:03:58,093 --> 02:04:01,605 - So I was wondering if it's not too much to ask, 3642 02:04:01,605 --> 02:04:06,571 could you restore life to my entire family lineage, 3643 02:04:06,571 --> 02:04:08,356 except for that one guy? 3644 02:04:08,356 --> 02:04:09,285 - Be specific, yeah you gotta be specific. 3645 02:04:09,285 --> 02:04:10,475 - Not that guy. 3646 02:04:10,475 --> 02:04:12,793 Just because they were wrongfully, 3647 02:04:12,793 --> 02:04:17,136 like, extinguished before their time. 3648 02:04:17,136 --> 02:04:20,293 (Brennan sighs) 3649 02:04:20,293 --> 02:04:21,826 - She closes her eyes, 3650 02:04:22,843 --> 02:04:26,236 and you see, she says, 3651 02:04:29,090 --> 02:04:33,248 "To return even one soul to the living 3652 02:04:34,243 --> 02:04:36,013 is quite a feat. 3653 02:04:36,013 --> 02:04:40,426 An entire bloodline, what a miracle you asked for. 3654 02:04:42,883 --> 02:04:46,933 But, you straight up split that lady's head in half, 3655 02:04:46,933 --> 02:04:50,143 and that was wild to watch. 3656 02:04:50,143 --> 02:04:51,643 I can make it happen." (fingers snaps) 3657 02:04:51,643 --> 02:04:54,283 And you (gasps) rising up from the void, 3658 02:04:54,283 --> 02:04:57,673 suddenly you are surrounded by smoke, mist, vapor, 3659 02:04:57,673 --> 02:05:00,043 and suddenly hands, hands reaching out, 3660 02:05:00,043 --> 02:05:02,683 hands holding you, embracing, 3661 02:05:02,683 --> 02:05:04,703 and suddenly, you hear 3662 02:05:04,703 --> 02:05:06,896 (Throaty, Congested) My da- (coughs) 3663 02:05:06,896 --> 02:05:08,104 (Clear) My daughter! 3664 02:05:08,104 --> 02:05:10,093 (all laughing) 3665 02:05:10,093 --> 02:05:11,531 My sweet daughter. 3666 02:05:11,531 --> 02:05:12,786 - It's a family bit. - We all caught it. 3667 02:05:12,786 --> 02:05:14,867 No, we all caught it around the same time. 3668 02:05:14,867 --> 02:05:16,789 - [Brennan] It's a bug, it's a bug. - It's the cedar, the cedar. 3669 02:05:16,789 --> 02:05:18,537 - Cedar, that fucking cedar. - [Brennan] It's the ce- 3670 02:05:18,537 --> 02:05:20,420 We're all highly allergic to cedar. 3671 02:05:20,420 --> 02:05:23,069 Hi, I'm Ronarian Foehammer. 3672 02:05:23,069 --> 02:05:23,923 This is my daughter, Princess. 3673 02:05:23,923 --> 02:05:25,476 A hero of the Underworld, can you believe it? 3674 02:05:25,476 --> 02:05:26,502 (all cheering) 3675 02:05:26,502 --> 02:05:27,844 - Hey, Dad. 3676 02:05:27,844 --> 02:05:28,677 (Brennan laughs) 3677 02:05:28,677 --> 02:05:31,030 - Your family gathers round and kisses you on the cheek. 3678 02:05:31,030 --> 02:05:35,146 You are reunited with the Foehammers once more. 3679 02:05:35,146 --> 02:05:40,123 Thanara looks and says, "I let souls go only very dearly. 3680 02:05:40,123 --> 02:05:44,743 I wish you joy for the time you have together now." 3681 02:05:44,743 --> 02:05:46,393 - Thank you. 3682 02:05:46,393 --> 02:05:47,647 - You see, your mother leans in and says, 3683 02:05:47,647 --> 02:05:50,274 "You know such famous people now." 3684 02:05:50,274 --> 02:05:51,615 - I know. - Oh my god. 3685 02:05:51,615 --> 02:05:52,510 Can I have an autograph? 3686 02:05:52,510 --> 02:05:54,613 (Brennan laughs) 3687 02:05:54,613 --> 02:05:56,866 - Thanara turns her gaze to the rest. 3688 02:05:59,293 --> 02:06:01,483 Yeah, Troyánn, Twyla, Gertrude? 3689 02:06:01,483 --> 02:06:02,316 - Hi. 3690 02:06:03,553 --> 02:06:05,803 - [Brennan] Thanara turns to look at Troyánn. 3691 02:06:08,353 --> 02:06:10,093 - Queen Thanara. 3692 02:06:10,093 --> 02:06:11,533 After working for my mother, 3693 02:06:11,533 --> 02:06:13,756 and finding out the deceit of her ways, 3694 02:06:14,653 --> 02:06:16,033 I truly would come here, 3695 02:06:16,033 --> 02:06:20,293 and I would like to wish for you to bring my father back. 3696 02:06:20,293 --> 02:06:21,126 - What? 3697 02:06:21,973 --> 02:06:22,903 - That's what she wishes? 3698 02:06:22,903 --> 02:06:25,243 - I said what I said. - Wow. 3699 02:06:25,243 --> 02:06:26,383 - Twyla. 3700 02:06:26,383 --> 02:06:27,436 - [Bob] She didn't stutter. 3701 02:06:27,436 --> 02:06:28,623 Not the innocent people you killed, okay. 3702 02:06:28,623 --> 02:06:33,563 - You see that she says, "Of course." 3703 02:06:35,023 --> 02:06:40,020 She, and all of you see is this beautiful Elven man 3704 02:06:42,163 --> 02:06:44,233 appear before you. 3705 02:06:44,233 --> 02:06:46,220 He looks- - Father. 3706 02:06:46,220 --> 02:06:48,943 - Oh sugar, and he goes and he hugs you. 3707 02:06:48,943 --> 02:06:53,713 He says, "I'm so sorry. 3708 02:06:53,713 --> 02:06:56,143 I made that deal so fast. 3709 02:06:56,143 --> 02:07:00,553 I didn't think to get message to you first. 3710 02:07:00,553 --> 02:07:02,953 To just vanish from the world, it was not fair. 3711 02:07:02,953 --> 02:07:04,243 You were so young. 3712 02:07:04,243 --> 02:07:06,556 We only had 75 years together. 3713 02:07:08,053 --> 02:07:09,433 I love you." 3714 02:07:09,433 --> 02:07:10,753 - I love you too, Father. 3715 02:07:10,753 --> 02:07:12,103 Now let's take down Mother. 3716 02:07:13,423 --> 02:07:14,256 - Ooh. 3717 02:07:14,256 --> 02:07:15,966 - I say hell yeah to that. 3718 02:07:15,966 --> 02:07:16,799 - Not part two. 3719 02:07:16,799 --> 02:07:18,816 - And we'll see you on season 19. 3720 02:07:18,816 --> 02:07:21,009 (all laughing) (House music) 3721 02:07:21,009 --> 02:07:22,556 - That's how you secure a franchise. 3722 02:07:22,556 --> 02:07:23,699 (all laughing) 3723 02:07:23,699 --> 02:07:26,108 - Oh, she wanted a spinoff. 3724 02:07:26,108 --> 02:07:27,806 Oh, I get it. - [Bob] Not a spinoff. 3725 02:07:27,806 --> 02:07:29,743 - A Spinoff, I love it. 3726 02:07:29,743 --> 02:07:31,465 - Monét's gonna be back with three different queens. 3727 02:07:31,465 --> 02:07:33,143 (Monét laughs) 3728 02:07:33,143 --> 02:07:35,906 - Troyánngela. 3729 02:07:35,906 --> 02:07:36,747 - Uh, you see, he says, 3730 02:07:36,747 --> 02:07:38,503 "Yeah we got our work cut out for us. 3731 02:07:38,503 --> 02:07:42,613 Inira, she wants to live forever, 3732 02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,973 and If she does, there's a lotta souls 3733 02:07:45,973 --> 02:07:50,251 she's put in this place, and we've put in there for her, 3734 02:07:50,251 --> 02:07:52,170 and we gotta do something about it." 3735 02:07:52,170 --> 02:07:53,003 - Yeah. 3736 02:07:53,003 --> 02:07:55,551 - "Be an honor to fight by your side, sweetheart." 3737 02:07:55,551 --> 02:07:56,497 - You too, Father. 3738 02:07:56,497 --> 02:07:57,680 Manolikalana. 3739 02:07:57,680 --> 02:07:59,713 - Manolikalana. 3740 02:07:59,713 --> 02:08:03,013 You see that he smiles, and Thanara, 3741 02:08:03,013 --> 02:08:04,803 you see there's a pain in Thanara's eyes 3742 02:08:04,803 --> 02:08:06,013 as she looks down at that, 3743 02:08:06,013 --> 02:08:10,949 and she turns over to Gertrude and Twyla. 3744 02:08:10,949 --> 02:08:13,723 and she turns over to Gertrude and Twyla. 3745 02:08:13,723 --> 02:08:15,946 Hm, how touching. 3746 02:08:15,946 --> 02:08:17,233 - You haven't gone yet. 3747 02:08:17,233 --> 02:08:18,193 - You should go last. 3748 02:08:18,193 --> 02:08:19,026 - Okay, I'll go last. 3749 02:08:19,026 --> 02:08:20,803 - You should, 'cause you're still gonna do that thing, huh? 3750 02:08:20,803 --> 02:08:21,636 - Yeah, I'm gonna do the thing that we- 3751 02:08:21,636 --> 02:08:23,533 - Okay, so can I do something? 3752 02:08:23,533 --> 02:08:25,093 - [Brennan] Yeah, absolutely. 3753 02:08:25,093 --> 02:08:28,963 - Am I talking to Thanara right now? 3754 02:08:28,963 --> 02:08:32,570 - This 18 foot woman turns and looks behind her and says, 3755 02:08:32,570 --> 02:08:34,845 "Yeah, for sure, yeah absolutely." 3756 02:08:35,968 --> 02:08:37,643 - I gotta do this. - Don't move Thanara, bitch. 3757 02:08:37,643 --> 02:08:39,690 Maybe she flies near her or something. 3758 02:08:39,690 --> 02:08:41,503 - I feel like we're all getting in on this. 3759 02:08:41,503 --> 02:08:42,823 - Yeah go ahead, move your minis. 3760 02:08:42,823 --> 02:08:44,203 - Yeah, I was just gonna have to scream from across the way, 3761 02:08:44,203 --> 02:08:45,912 be like hey, just give me a second, I'll be there! 3762 02:08:45,912 --> 02:08:47,863 - So I was thinking! 3763 02:08:47,863 --> 02:08:50,066 - Yeah Monét, get me over there somewhere. 3764 02:08:50,066 --> 02:08:53,056 - When we started this. 3765 02:08:54,673 --> 02:08:58,303 When we started this expedition, right, 3766 02:08:58,303 --> 02:08:59,926 is what we'll call it, together, 3767 02:09:01,963 --> 02:09:04,093 we didn't really know each other that well. 3768 02:09:04,093 --> 02:09:05,323 And we became really close, 3769 02:09:05,323 --> 02:09:07,846 and we became family, I believe. 3770 02:09:08,983 --> 02:09:12,823 I came in here telling you that I was gonna ask you 3771 02:09:12,823 --> 02:09:16,963 to restore the dead to life, of the Fae people, 3772 02:09:16,963 --> 02:09:18,823 and I still would like that to happen, 3773 02:09:18,823 --> 02:09:21,073 but if at all possible, 3774 02:09:21,073 --> 02:09:23,483 if you could help remove 3775 02:09:24,433 --> 02:09:28,130 Gertrude's curse as well, (Bob gasps) 3776 02:09:28,130 --> 02:09:31,243 I think that would be a really kind gesture 3777 02:09:31,243 --> 02:09:34,641 for the Fae people, and for my new sister. 3778 02:09:34,641 --> 02:09:36,823 (emotional music) 3779 02:09:36,823 --> 02:09:37,783 Please. 3780 02:09:37,783 --> 02:09:40,603 - Sorry, I just got a little emotional in real life. 3781 02:09:40,603 --> 02:09:43,384 Um, she looks and says, 3782 02:09:45,260 --> 02:09:47,706 "What a truly selfless act." 3783 02:09:51,056 --> 02:09:52,936 A tear streaks from her face. 3784 02:09:54,530 --> 02:09:59,345 "Noble soul, your wish is granted." 3785 02:09:59,345 --> 02:10:00,553 (fingers snap) 3786 02:10:00,553 --> 02:10:03,314 - Wait, she goes, before you do! 3787 02:10:03,314 --> 02:10:05,762 She goes, before you do! 3788 02:10:05,762 --> 02:10:06,883 Before you do! 3789 02:10:06,883 --> 02:10:11,883 And then she takes a long time, she has tiny little legs, 3790 02:10:12,122 --> 02:10:13,183 so she walks over, 3791 02:10:13,183 --> 02:10:14,863 she wants to get really close to this lady. 3792 02:10:14,863 --> 02:10:16,601 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see, 3793 02:10:16,601 --> 02:10:19,033 she actually goes, let me go take a seat on her throne 3794 02:10:19,033 --> 02:10:20,563 and you can all gather right before her throne. 3795 02:10:20,563 --> 02:10:22,753 - [Jujubee] Oh, awesome. - [Brennan] We'll do 'Wizard of Oz' style. 3796 02:10:22,753 --> 02:10:24,103 - [Bob] Right in front of her. 3797 02:10:24,103 --> 02:10:26,023 - [Monét] And for whatever reason it is, Twyla's extra 3798 02:10:26,023 --> 02:10:27,650 so she's just gonna hover the whole time. 3799 02:10:27,650 --> 02:10:28,753 (Brennan laughs) 3800 02:10:28,753 --> 02:10:29,586 - [Brennan] Perfect. 3801 02:10:29,586 --> 02:10:31,963 - [Bob] Okay she goes, "Before you do," 3802 02:10:31,963 --> 02:10:33,740 'cause this is crazy, 'cause now I'm realizing 3803 02:10:33,740 --> 02:10:36,373 that I'm gonna get my curse released regardless. 3804 02:10:36,373 --> 02:10:37,206 - [Jujubee] Right. 3805 02:10:37,206 --> 02:10:40,303 - And then, I'm gonna, okay. - Okay. 3806 02:10:40,303 --> 02:10:41,893 - That was a great move. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 3807 02:10:41,893 --> 02:10:44,383 - Geez, that was really good. - Come on, sister. 3808 02:10:44,383 --> 02:10:46,153 - You better fucking werk, okay. 3809 02:10:46,153 --> 02:10:47,203 I didn't know that was coming. 3810 02:10:47,203 --> 02:10:48,615 - I didn't either. 3811 02:10:48,615 --> 02:10:50,263 (all laughing) 3812 02:10:50,263 --> 02:10:51,913 - So, okay. 3813 02:10:51,913 --> 02:10:54,755 So, Gertrude is standing in front of this giant woman, 3814 02:10:54,755 --> 02:10:57,446 So, Gertrude is standing in front of this giant woman, 3815 02:10:57,446 --> 02:11:00,493 she is quite terrified again, 3816 02:11:00,493 --> 02:11:03,043 but now the shaking is down to just her toes, 3817 02:11:03,043 --> 02:11:04,446 so probably nobody can probably see it. 3818 02:11:04,446 --> 02:11:05,863 Thanara probably has an idea, 3819 02:11:05,863 --> 02:11:07,843 but she's really kind of got her headstrong, 3820 02:11:07,843 --> 02:11:08,900 and then she goes, 3821 02:11:08,900 --> 02:11:11,233 "This is all I've ever wanted my entire life, 3822 02:11:11,233 --> 02:11:14,830 which has been a very long life." 3823 02:11:14,830 --> 02:11:17,413 And she reaches into her bag, 3824 02:11:17,413 --> 02:11:19,303 and then she holds the thing, 3825 02:11:19,303 --> 02:11:22,093 and I'm sure Thanara probably knows what this is already. 3826 02:11:22,093 --> 02:11:24,340 She holds it up, and she looks at it, 3827 02:11:24,340 --> 02:11:28,273 and she goes, I think you deserve the same kindness 3828 02:11:28,273 --> 02:11:29,833 that was offered to me, 3829 02:11:29,833 --> 02:11:32,203 and she just puts it in her lap, 3830 02:11:32,203 --> 02:11:34,863 and then she goes, "Okay now you can do it." 3831 02:11:37,273 --> 02:11:41,863 - She is so moved in this moment. 3832 02:11:41,863 --> 02:11:44,803 This kindness shown from Twyla to Gertrude, 3833 02:11:44,803 --> 02:11:46,648 and from Gertrude to her. 3834 02:11:46,648 --> 02:11:49,481 (emotional music) 3835 02:11:50,660 --> 02:11:51,493 "Freedom? 3836 02:11:55,333 --> 02:11:56,166 Freedom 3837 02:11:57,643 --> 02:12:00,733 from the service I have done this place, 3838 02:12:00,733 --> 02:12:03,796 and of the world, both above and below? 3839 02:12:07,483 --> 02:12:08,316 Gertrude? 3840 02:12:09,793 --> 02:12:11,686 I knew you would understand. 3841 02:12:14,563 --> 02:12:18,713 I saw that your heart was big enough to feel 3842 02:12:18,713 --> 02:12:22,543 I saw that your heart was big enough to feel 3843 02:12:22,543 --> 02:12:26,896 for even the goddess of death, and the Underworld. 3844 02:12:27,910 --> 02:12:32,743 And so, when you were but a child, 3845 02:12:32,743 --> 02:12:36,343 the magic within you was so great, 3846 02:12:36,343 --> 02:12:38,266 but more than that, your heart, 3847 02:12:39,643 --> 02:12:43,576 so pure, so trusting, and so kind, 3848 02:12:45,163 --> 02:12:50,023 that I sought only to smile on you, 3849 02:12:50,023 --> 02:12:52,000 and give a blessing to your life, 3850 02:12:52,000 --> 02:12:57,000 but of course, my blessings always are twisted. 3851 02:12:57,583 --> 02:13:01,333 I wished for your life to be kept safe and protected, 3852 02:13:01,333 --> 02:13:05,141 but that brought with it the curse of immortality. 3853 02:13:05,141 --> 02:13:07,566 but that brought with it the curse of immortality. 3854 02:13:09,433 --> 02:13:11,206 You were ever on my mind, 3855 02:13:12,403 --> 02:13:15,678 and your gifts were given with love, 3856 02:13:15,678 --> 02:13:17,923 and your gifts were given with love, 3857 02:13:17,923 --> 02:13:20,565 but those things I give hurt mortals to bear, 3858 02:13:20,565 --> 02:13:24,623 but those things I give hurt mortals to bear, 3859 02:13:24,623 --> 02:13:27,763 and I wish for your sorrows, I had not given them, 3860 02:13:27,763 --> 02:13:29,283 and I am sorry. 3861 02:13:32,143 --> 02:13:35,775 I cannot accept this." 3862 02:13:35,775 --> 02:13:37,093 - Oh no. 3863 02:13:37,093 --> 02:13:38,980 - You see, she looks at it, 3864 02:13:38,980 --> 02:13:41,923 and you can see so clearly that she wants to. 3865 02:13:41,923 --> 02:13:43,933 She wants to so badly. 3866 02:13:43,933 --> 02:13:48,933 She says, "For if I leave this throne, 3867 02:13:49,393 --> 02:13:53,781 yes you have given me a way out, 3868 02:13:54,727 --> 02:13:57,556 but if I were to leave, 3869 02:13:58,603 --> 02:14:02,233 I am the source of power for this realm. 3870 02:14:02,233 --> 02:14:07,093 All the spirits who have a home here would crumble apart, 3871 02:14:07,093 --> 02:14:09,460 and be left with nothing. 3872 02:14:09,460 --> 02:14:11,413 The stones and wastelands, 3873 02:14:11,413 --> 02:14:14,863 the rivers would fall apart into oblivion 3874 02:14:14,863 --> 02:14:15,823 if I were to leave. 3875 02:14:15,823 --> 02:14:19,673 There is no, there is no source of power 3876 02:14:22,573 --> 02:14:27,390 that could sustain this realm, and so, I must stay. 3877 02:14:27,390 --> 02:14:29,348 that could sustain this realm, and so, I must stay. 3878 02:14:31,000 --> 02:14:33,823 (Brennan sighs) 3879 02:14:33,823 --> 02:14:38,823 If it is a kind and true gift, 3880 02:14:38,893 --> 02:14:43,893 and if I knew of anything within the Underworld 3881 02:14:43,933 --> 02:14:48,223 that had the power to shed magic on this realm 3882 02:14:48,223 --> 02:14:49,366 other than me, 3883 02:14:52,123 --> 02:14:56,713 I would gladly leave, but I know of no such thing." 3884 02:14:56,713 --> 02:14:58,224 - Wait, is there anything? 3885 02:14:58,224 --> 02:14:59,465 Wait, do we have anything? 3886 02:14:59,465 --> 02:15:00,883 - We don't have anything. 3887 02:15:00,883 --> 02:15:02,803 - Honestly, the only thing I can think of, 3888 02:15:02,803 --> 02:15:04,963 which I've already mentioned earlier, 3889 02:15:04,963 --> 02:15:06,553 was trying to plant this seed, 3890 02:15:06,553 --> 02:15:08,263 but there's no way that it would grow down here, 3891 02:15:08,263 --> 02:15:09,913 but considering that there was light- 3892 02:15:09,913 --> 02:15:11,503 - Maybe we could ask if you could plant it here, 3893 02:15:11,503 --> 02:15:13,523 and it could become the new- 3894 02:15:13,523 --> 02:15:14,773 - But I can open it up. 3895 02:15:14,773 --> 02:15:15,636 My Druidcraft. 3896 02:15:15,636 --> 02:15:18,496 I can open the seed. 3897 02:15:19,393 --> 02:15:20,488 I can open the seed. 3898 02:15:20,488 --> 02:15:22,752 - [Monét] And plant it down here- - Which creates life, right? 3899 02:15:22,752 --> 02:15:24,553 - It creates life. 3900 02:15:24,553 --> 02:15:27,590 - Can we do that? - Yes, I think so. 3901 02:15:27,590 --> 02:15:28,813 - I would like to do that. 3902 02:15:28,813 --> 02:15:31,720 - Twyla, you reach in and take out 3903 02:15:31,720 --> 02:15:35,476 the last seed of the All Blossom. 3904 02:15:37,633 --> 02:15:39,140 - Let's plant it, honey. 3905 02:15:39,140 --> 02:15:42,766 - "I, but there is nothing that I, 3906 02:15:45,615 --> 02:15:49,036 that, the power of that, of your entire realm? 3907 02:15:51,013 --> 02:15:55,273 It is too great of a gift, and I give life to nothing. 3908 02:15:55,273 --> 02:15:57,610 There is nowhere down here to plant it, I," 3909 02:15:58,693 --> 02:16:00,376 and you hear a soft little purr, 3910 02:16:01,215 --> 02:16:05,447 and you see Buddy Bear walk over to the throne. 3911 02:16:05,447 --> 02:16:06,403 (Bob gasps) 3912 02:16:06,403 --> 02:16:07,513 - Oh my god. 3913 02:16:07,513 --> 02:16:10,156 - The thing you summoned all that time ago, 3914 02:16:11,323 --> 02:16:12,736 walks over to the throne, 3915 02:16:13,843 --> 02:16:16,612 and sits, and smile, and purrs. 3916 02:16:16,612 --> 02:16:18,446 (Jujubee sobbing) - I am so sorry. 3917 02:16:18,446 --> 02:16:21,062 - It's okay. - I am an emotional wreck too. 3918 02:16:21,062 --> 02:16:21,895 - Oh my god. 3919 02:16:21,895 --> 02:16:23,627 - It's very beautiful. 3920 02:16:23,627 --> 02:16:25,003 (Jujubee crying) 3921 02:16:25,003 --> 02:16:26,146 It's very beautiful. 3922 02:16:27,699 --> 02:16:30,366 (Brennan sighs) 3923 02:16:32,593 --> 02:16:35,353 Magic of the Fae Realm comes to you, 3924 02:16:35,353 --> 02:16:37,156 and fills you with golden light. 3925 02:16:39,523 --> 02:16:44,523 You see Thanara step away from her throne, 3926 02:16:44,803 --> 02:16:48,853 and she grows down, free. 3927 02:16:48,853 --> 02:16:51,328 and she grows down, free. 3928 02:16:52,633 --> 02:16:54,856 She looks at you and smiles and says, 3929 02:16:56,330 --> 02:16:59,863 "I do not know what the future of this Underworld holds, 3930 02:16:59,863 --> 02:17:04,547 but a throne is such an oppressive thing 3931 02:17:04,547 --> 02:17:07,813 but a throne is such an oppressive thing 3932 02:17:07,813 --> 02:17:10,423 for those that behold it, 3933 02:17:10,423 --> 02:17:13,783 and for those that sit upon it. 3934 02:17:13,783 --> 02:17:17,170 Let there be a different heart of the Underworld." 3935 02:17:19,505 --> 02:17:21,643 The All Blossom glows with light, 3936 02:17:21,643 --> 02:17:24,943 and your playing cards begin to shimmer with light, 3937 02:17:24,943 --> 02:17:29,083 as the Will O'Wisps pull them up into the air around you, 3938 02:17:29,083 --> 02:17:31,186 swirling in all directions. 3939 02:17:32,775 --> 02:17:34,663 (Jujubee sniffles) 3940 02:17:34,663 --> 02:17:36,703 Does Twyla plant the seed, 3941 02:17:36,703 --> 02:17:39,223 and what does it look like as she does? 3942 02:17:39,223 --> 02:17:43,241 - Oh, she just (sniffles) she looks around at her sisters, 3943 02:17:43,241 --> 02:17:46,640 - Oh, she just (sniffles) she looks around at her sisters, 3944 02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:48,947 and she says, "Ladies, we did it." 3945 02:17:50,170 --> 02:17:53,504 And we all gather, we all pick a spot, 3946 02:17:55,423 --> 02:17:56,656 take the seed out. 3947 02:17:57,703 --> 02:18:01,153 I plant it, there's this beautiful light, 3948 02:18:01,153 --> 02:18:03,763 and Buddy Bear just purrs, 3949 02:18:03,763 --> 02:18:06,523 just this beautiful, heartwarming purr, 3950 02:18:06,523 --> 02:18:09,077 and we're all just calm. 3951 02:18:09,077 --> 02:18:11,173 (majestic music) 3952 02:18:11,173 --> 02:18:13,786 - Serenity, golden light. 3953 02:18:16,273 --> 02:18:19,993 Moments become hours, and hours become moments. 3954 02:18:19,993 --> 02:18:21,646 Time fades away. 3955 02:18:23,083 --> 02:18:27,125 Thanara takes the mantle of her rulership, 3956 02:18:27,125 --> 02:18:28,363 Thanara takes the mantle of her rulership, 3957 02:18:28,363 --> 02:18:31,208 the curse that she must ever watch the Underworld. 3958 02:18:31,208 --> 02:18:35,053 (dramatic music) 3959 02:18:35,053 --> 02:18:37,933 Blows it into the glass vial that you gave her, Gertrude, 3960 02:18:37,933 --> 02:18:40,213 and it vanishes (gasps) and you see 3961 02:18:40,213 --> 02:18:43,936 her golden bracers vanish from her arms. 3962 02:18:44,953 --> 02:18:48,586 She looks at you, free, and says, 3963 02:18:50,420 --> 02:18:52,483 "I do not know what adventures await me 3964 02:18:52,483 --> 02:18:54,523 in the realms beyond, 3965 02:18:54,523 --> 02:18:57,643 but I dedicate them to you, sweet Gertrude." 3966 02:18:57,643 --> 02:19:00,290 She kisses you on each cheek and says, 3967 02:19:00,290 --> 02:19:02,958 "That jackal owes you a hell of a lot more than a damn rug." 3968 02:19:02,958 --> 02:19:06,283 (all laughing) 3969 02:19:06,283 --> 02:19:07,963 That's a goddess curse, okay? 3970 02:19:07,963 --> 02:19:09,253 That's worth a lot. 3971 02:19:09,253 --> 02:19:12,166 And she smiles at you all and says, 3972 02:19:13,400 --> 02:19:15,913 "Heroes, not just of the Underworld, 3973 02:19:15,913 --> 02:19:19,243 but heroes to me, sweet sisters." 3974 02:19:19,243 --> 02:19:23,563 And she open, and I guess while we got it, let's use it. 3975 02:19:23,563 --> 02:19:25,003 - Use it, what do you mean let's use it? 3976 02:19:25,003 --> 02:19:28,663 - She opens a portal to realms beyond, 3977 02:19:28,663 --> 02:19:31,333 and she smiles at you all and waves, 3978 02:19:31,333 --> 02:19:35,623 and walks away from all of the pain and sorrow 3979 02:19:35,623 --> 02:19:38,503 that she felt here, on her next great adventure. 3980 02:19:38,503 --> 02:19:43,095 And for all of you, you watch golden light, 3981 02:19:43,095 --> 02:19:45,613 And for all of you, you watch golden light, 3982 02:19:45,613 --> 02:19:49,121 playing cards, and you hear the songs, 3983 02:19:49,121 --> 02:19:51,883 the music of the fairy realm, 3984 02:19:51,883 --> 02:19:55,393 and you see growing, the throne cracks 3985 02:19:55,393 --> 02:19:58,453 as roots and plants rip the throne apart, 3986 02:19:58,453 --> 02:20:02,053 and a beautiful flower blooms and blossoms, 3987 02:20:02,053 --> 02:20:05,113 and suddenly, the tower crumbles around you, 3988 02:20:05,113 --> 02:20:08,293 but before any rock can fall, 3989 02:20:08,293 --> 02:20:10,933 roots and briars tear the stones away 3990 02:20:10,933 --> 02:20:14,983 and you look, not at a deep, red, 3991 02:20:14,983 --> 02:20:16,723 crimson lightning storm cloud, 3992 02:20:16,723 --> 02:20:20,203 but suddenly (gasps) first one, 3993 02:20:20,203 --> 02:20:24,079 and then another, and another, rays of sunlight. 3994 02:20:25,063 --> 02:20:27,583 The All Blossom blooms again, and as it blooms, 3995 02:20:27,583 --> 02:20:28,888 charging forward, 3996 02:20:28,888 --> 02:20:30,380 (squeaky) Yippee! 3997 02:20:30,380 --> 02:20:31,914 As a little chipmunk surges forward. 3998 02:20:31,914 --> 02:20:33,891 - Alvin! - Surges forward. 3999 02:20:33,891 --> 02:20:37,890 "Hey, we live again, here in the Fairy Realms! 4000 02:20:37,890 --> 02:20:38,723 (all laughing) 4001 02:20:38,723 --> 02:20:41,215 Let's get a drink and let's, I don't know, fuck around. 4002 02:20:41,215 --> 02:20:42,798 (all laughing) 4003 02:20:42,798 --> 02:20:44,489 Let's go!" 4004 02:20:47,473 --> 02:20:49,303 General Isadora, Martha! 4005 02:20:49,303 --> 02:20:54,303 And you see the tapestry unwinds, as Queen Titania floats, 4006 02:20:54,523 --> 02:20:59,523 looks around, and she smiles at you, Twyla, and says, 4007 02:21:00,920 --> 02:21:04,303 "Fairy Realms, new and old. 4008 02:21:04,303 --> 02:21:07,513 There are many here who have needed joy." 4009 02:21:07,513 --> 02:21:10,052 You watch, planting the All Blossom here, 4010 02:21:10,052 --> 02:21:12,196 and the risk you took in planting it 4011 02:21:12,196 --> 02:21:16,093 in this place where nothing could grow, it does grow. 4012 02:21:16,093 --> 02:21:19,273 And the light spreads, and you watch all of the, 4013 02:21:19,273 --> 02:21:21,073 not only fairies charging forward, 4014 02:21:21,073 --> 02:21:22,753 but all of the undead, 4015 02:21:22,753 --> 02:21:24,973 all the spirits of the dead throughout turn, 4016 02:21:24,973 --> 02:21:27,433 look at the light, (gasps) and it touches them. 4017 02:21:27,433 --> 02:21:31,603 You see Wallace, and his cheek grows back. 4018 02:21:31,603 --> 02:21:34,573 His cheek comes back, and suddenly there's green grass, 4019 02:21:34,573 --> 02:21:36,913 and all of those old veins. 4020 02:21:36,913 --> 02:21:39,967 You see, they're not veins, they were roots all along. 4021 02:21:39,967 --> 02:21:43,543 Come back, and the landscape of barren wasteland 4022 02:21:43,543 --> 02:21:45,223 is given new life. 4023 02:21:45,223 --> 02:21:49,423 Green growing grass, and flowers, tall trees, 4024 02:21:49,423 --> 02:21:51,763 and all of the spirits of the dead 4025 02:21:51,763 --> 02:21:54,313 are suddenly given fresh life. 4026 02:21:54,313 --> 02:21:57,193 The Underworld gives way to Fairie, 4027 02:21:57,193 --> 02:21:59,893 and the spirits of the dead are welcomed here 4028 02:21:59,893 --> 02:22:04,633 in revelry and joy, for as long as they wish to stay. 4029 02:22:04,633 --> 02:22:06,943 But, with a portal open, 4030 02:22:06,943 --> 02:22:10,333 should they choose to move on to their next great adventure. 4031 02:22:10,333 --> 02:22:13,139 - [Monét] Oh, good, rest. 4032 02:22:13,139 --> 02:22:14,398 - I'm glad we had a portal. 4033 02:22:14,398 --> 02:22:15,823 (Brennan laughs) 4034 02:22:15,823 --> 02:22:16,873 We almost didn't get to see it. 4035 02:22:16,873 --> 02:22:18,603 This is crazy, girl what else are you hiding behind there? 4036 02:22:18,603 --> 02:22:21,353 (Brennan laughs) 4037 02:22:22,843 --> 02:22:24,135 - My gosh. 4038 02:22:24,135 --> 02:22:26,443 (Brennan laughs) 4039 02:22:26,443 --> 02:22:29,833 - And with that, your fairies dancing, 4040 02:22:29,833 --> 02:22:32,984 and all brought together, 4041 02:22:32,984 --> 02:22:36,403 and you see in the boughs of the All Blossom, 4042 02:22:36,403 --> 02:22:38,083 still that face of Buddy Bear, 4043 02:22:38,083 --> 02:22:39,853 who now lives within that All Blossom, 4044 02:22:39,853 --> 02:22:41,683 bringing light to all this realm. 4045 02:22:41,683 --> 02:22:44,783 Smile, and breathe his jasmine breath 4046 02:22:45,673 --> 02:22:47,613 and nuzzle against your face 4047 02:22:47,613 --> 02:22:50,836 in the light of this eternal glowing flower. 4048 02:22:52,780 --> 02:22:54,283 (Brennan sighs) (triumphant music) 4049 02:22:54,283 --> 02:22:59,283 You see, in these last moments, all made well. 4050 02:22:59,293 --> 02:23:03,113 The Underworld transformed into a home for fairy folk 4051 02:23:04,813 --> 02:23:09,403 that those that pass on from the realm above may be here, 4052 02:23:09,403 --> 02:23:13,366 enjoy in harmony, living side by side. 4053 02:23:15,495 --> 02:23:17,473 And the last thing you see is, 4054 02:23:17,473 --> 02:23:19,033 poking out from behind a tree, 4055 02:23:19,033 --> 02:23:23,113 Nyruth with a gleaming green bottle going, 4056 02:23:23,113 --> 02:23:25,726 "Huh? This is incredible! 4057 02:23:27,073 --> 02:23:28,773 Oh, but you still have your curse. 4058 02:23:30,763 --> 02:23:35,746 You know, I've heard that back in Kelvorda, 4059 02:23:37,183 --> 02:23:40,283 there's a curse-breaking talisman, 4060 02:23:40,283 --> 02:23:42,703 there's a curse-breaking talisman, 4061 02:23:42,703 --> 02:23:46,243 deep at the heart of a 17 layer dungeon, 4062 02:23:46,243 --> 02:23:47,893 past the Mountains of Shadow, 4063 02:23:47,893 --> 02:23:49,666 in the Desert of the Serpent King. 4064 02:23:51,019 --> 02:23:53,076 Are the four of you doing anything right now? 4065 02:23:53,953 --> 02:23:54,786 - No. 4066 02:23:54,786 --> 02:23:56,055 - I happen to be free. 4067 02:23:56,055 --> 02:23:57,043 (Brennan laughs) 4068 02:23:57,043 --> 02:23:58,683 - Yeah, I don't have anything 'til Saturday. 4069 02:23:58,683 --> 02:24:00,096 (all laughing) 4070 02:24:00,096 --> 02:24:01,428 - It took us two days to get here. 4071 02:24:01,428 --> 02:24:02,503 (all laughing) 4072 02:24:02,503 --> 02:24:05,593 All things considered, this was kinda quick, actually. 4073 02:24:05,593 --> 02:24:07,813 - And that's all for this season 4074 02:24:07,813 --> 02:24:10,988 of "Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens." 4075 02:24:10,988 --> 02:24:11,821 (all applauding) 4076 02:24:11,821 --> 02:24:15,733 A joy, an honor, a privilege, what a story that we- 4077 02:24:15,733 --> 02:24:16,775 - Wild ride. 4078 02:24:16,775 --> 02:24:18,823 - That was so great. - Incredible. 4079 02:24:18,823 --> 02:24:20,833 - For us to share, and thank you so much 4080 02:24:20,833 --> 02:24:22,603 all of you at home for watching. 4081 02:24:22,603 --> 02:24:24,073 Take care, and we'll see you next time 4082 02:24:24,073 --> 02:24:26,266 here at "Dimension 20," farewell! 4083 02:24:27,297 --> 02:24:30,654 (Jujubee chuckles) (dramatic music) 4084 02:24:30,654 --> 02:24:32,070 - That was amazing, Jujubee. - Yes! 4085 02:24:32,070 --> 02:24:34,446 - That was amazing, everyone. - It was so good. 4086 02:24:34,446 --> 02:24:36,047 Good job, ladies. - Brennan? 4087 02:24:36,047 --> 02:24:38,235 (crew cheering) That was amazing. 4088 02:24:38,235 --> 02:24:39,653 - Good job, Brennan. 4089 02:24:39,653 --> 02:24:41,536 - Thank you so much, all of you, wow. 4090 02:24:42,463 --> 02:24:44,064 - It's like you've done this before. 4091 02:24:44,064 --> 02:24:44,897 (Brennan laughs) 4092 02:24:44,897 --> 02:24:47,101 You're so great. - Oh, thank you. 4093 02:24:47,101 --> 02:24:49,851 (House music) 4094 02:24:57,722 --> 02:25:01,305 (House music continues)