(SINGING) Far, far away in the great Dino Land
Four little friends make adventurous plans
Rocky is daring, while Bill plays it safe
Tiny is silly, Mazu's got the brains
But is there something else among them?
Do you know its name?
Gigantosaurus, he's really enormous
Gigantosaurus is near
Gigantosaurus, he's really enormous
Gigantosaurus is here
ALL: Gigantosaurus!
(TINY READING)
TINY: (IN POSH ACCENT) Dah-lings,
wait till you see what I've set up for you.
It's simply marvelous!
Why are you talking funny, Tiny?
Is something wrong with your mouth?
(IN POSH ACCENT) Welcome to my tea party!
A party! Woo-hoo-hoo!
(IN NORMAL VOICE) It's not exactly that kind of party, Rocky.
Tea parties are supposed to be gentle
and delicate.
-(EXPLOSION) -(GASPS)
That's not gentle and delicate!
The volcano's making the ground shake!
(EXPLOSION)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
ROCKY: Look out!
(ALL SCREAM)
(WHIMPERING)
(LOUD ROAR)
(STOMPING FADES)
Whoa! If Giganto didn't knock that rock away,
we'd be as flat as these sandwiches!
My tea party!
Aw, don't worry, Tiny.
We can have another one!
Yeah, and I'll invite Giganto to thank him for protecting us!
Giganto? At a tea party?
He's not exactly gentle and delicate, you know.
(IN POSH ACCENT) No, he'll love it!
Of course, it'll have to be perfect if he's coming.
Well, I'm all for any kind of party!
How can I help?
Well, we need to serve the tea in dainty little teacups.
Oh...
I'm not so good with "dainty."
-I can take care of the tea! -What else you got?
Someone has to make... (IN POSH ACCENT) itty-bitty sandwiches.
Aw.
Bill's the sandwich maker around here.
Got that right!
I've never met a sandwich I couldn't make...
And eat!
Come on! There's gotta be something I can do!
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) How about music?
(FAST-PACED BEAT PLAYS)
Now, that's more like it!
They don't call me Rockin' Rocky for nothing!
Sorry, Rocky, but the music
has to be... (IN POSH ACCENT) soft and gentle.
Soft and gentle party music?
It's the perfect music for a tea party.
(EXCITED PANTING)
Someone say "party"?
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) We sure did! Wanna help us get ready?
Just point me in the right direction!
Come with me to make the food!
Food? I know a little something about that.
(EXCITED PANTING)
Okay, Rugo. Tiny wants us to make itty-bitty sandwiches for the party.
But... where's the food?
Oh, don't worry about that.
Whoa-wee!
Wow!
I have stashes everywhere.
You never know when you're gonna need a snack!
(GIGGLES) I could learn from you, master!
Wow, I've never made an itty-bitty sandwich before.
Isn't it just like a big sandwich, only itty-bittier?
Like... this?
That is itty-bitty.
It's so small, Giganto wouldn't even taste it.
Let's try again.
Tomato.
Onion.
-Cucumber... -(NIBBLING)
Huh? Rugo...
(NIBBLING)
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) Oops.
Oh, Bill... How are the sandwiches going?
Ta-da!
(IN POSH ACCENT) Bill, Bill, Bill.
We need itty-bitty sandwiches!
Uh... I can make it smaller.
There!
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) That's not itty-bitty enough
for our Giganto tea party!
But what's big to us is itty-bitty to Giganto.
(IN POSH ACCENT) A tea party must have tiny sandwiches.
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) And we want this tea party to be perfect, don't we?
I guess so...
(IN POSH ACCENT) Splendid! Now get to it!
Well, I guess you won't be needing this!
-Hmm... -(RUGO PANTING)
Hey Rugo, got a second?
I could use another brain here.
I'm pretty sure I have one of those. What's up?
With Giganto coming, I had to make a lot of tea,
but there's one problem.
What do you usually drink tea from?
Uh...
Teacups!
But how can Giganto pick up a tiny cup?
-Uh... -He can't!
So, what's the solution?
Uh... You can answer that one, too.
The Lift and Sip!
You pretend to be Giganto and we'll test it out.
Okay!
(IN DEEP VOICE) I'm Giganto!
(ROARS)
This branch should help Giganto get the cup up to his mouth.
(GRUNTS AND YELPS)
MAZU: (GASPS) Rugo! Are you okay?
(SIGHS) Thanks! I wouldn't wanna have to swim across this big cup of tea!
Oh, that's not a cup...
Wait, why can't it be?
This could be Giganto's teacup!
Thanks, Rugo, we solved the problem!
TINY: Mazu!
(IN POSH ACCENT) How's the tea service coming, darling?
Presenting Giganto's teacup!
No, no, no.
At a tea party, we must sip daintily from tiny teacups.
Even if you're a giant dinosaur?
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Even giant dinosaurs.
(IN POSH ACCENT) This party must be perfect,
so chop-chop!
Get going on those dainty teacups!
So, Tiny wants soft music for the tea party.
-(UPBEAT MELODY PLAYS) -(CHUCKLING)
(UPBEAT MELODY CONTINUES)
Hey, Rugo, what do you think?
Did you play it yet?
(GROANS) No one's gonna be calling me Rockin' Rocky at this party!
Music should be loud if you ask me.
At least for Giganto.
We need music he can hear. Whoa!
-(GRUNTS) -(DEEP TRUMPET SOUND PLAYS)
Like that!
-(GRUNTS) -(DEEP TRUMPET SOUND PLAYS)
(DRUM BEAT PLAYS)
-(TRUMPET SOUNDING) -Cool drums, Rugo!
Too bad we don't have a backup band...
-(BANJO MUSIC PLAYS) -(RUGO WHISTLES)
Introducing Rugo and the Rugos!
And Larry.
(LAUGHS)
-Cool music, Rocky! -It's got a real boppy beat!
-(MUSIC CONTINUES) -TINY: Rocky!
Why are you playing really loud music?
Sorry, Tiny, I can't hear you over this really loud music!
-(GRUNTS) -(YELPS)
(THUDS)
-Uh... -Huh.
This music is not soft and gentle!
I know, but don't you think Giganto will love it?
At least he'll be able to hear it.
But tea parties need to have soft, gentle music!
Says who?
Says me!
I know what's right when it comes to tea parties!
But do you know what's right when it comes to Giganto?
We owe it to Giganto to give him a perfect tea party,
with dainty teacups and itty-bitty sandwiches
and soft, gentle music!
So, are you gonna help me or not... (IN POSH ACCENT) darlings?
Everything looks nice and, uh, dainty, Tiny.
(IN POSH ACCENT) Why, thank you. Shall I pour some tea?
-(STOMPING) -(TINY GASPS)
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Ooh! Here comes the guest of honor!
-Whoa! -Welcome to our tea party, Giganto!
(IN POSH ACCENT) Care for a splash of tea?
That's a splash, all right.
(STOMPING CONTINUES)
-(CUPS BREAK) -(TINY GASPS)
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Oh, no!
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
Uh, never mind the tea.
(IN POSH ACCENT) Perhaps you'd like an itty-bitty sandwich instead?
-(EXHALES LOUDLY) -Can he even see them?
(GASPS)
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Not hungry, eh?
Rather just listen to some... (IN POSH ACCENT) soft, gentle music?
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROWLS)
(STOMPING FADES)
Giganto! Wait! Don't you like tea parties?
I guess my friends were right.
Giganto is too big for such a dainty party.
Hey!
How about some tea from this cup?
That's more your size, isn't it?
Bill, do you still have any giant sandwiches?
I thought you'd never ask!
-Care for a big sandwich? -Whoa!
Guess that's a yes!
You guys were right.
When I set up my tea party,
I wasn't thinking about what was best for Giganto.
A perfect tea party for him has to be Giganto-size!
In that case, hit it, Rugos!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(STOMPING RHYTHMICALLY)
Giganto's having a great time!
(ALL LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
TINY: That seems perfect to me!
(ALL CHEERING)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
(ROCKY READING)
(STOMPING)
(STOMPING FADES)
Wow!
The legendary Stick in the Stone!
So no one has ever been able to pull that stick out of the stone?
Never in the history of Cretacia!
So if anyone ever does, they'll be a legend!
(GRUNTS) Well, make way for Cretacia's next legend!
-Where? -Me, Tiny.
I'm gonna pull that stick right out!
(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
Whoa! Oof! (SIGHS)
The Living Legend, (PANTS) needs a breather.
(SIGHS)
I'll unstick you, little sticky stick stuck in the stone!
The triceratops way!
(GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
Now I'm stuck in the stone.
-(GRUNTS) -(THUDS)
Does that count for something?
If I were the stick, maybe...
(LAUGHS)
My turn!
And I always come prepared.
Watch science pull that stick right out!
Huh?
Mm... (GRUNTS)
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
I guess even science isn't strong enough!
Well, there's only one of us left to try...
You're kidding, right?
If none of you can do it, what makes you think I can?
Hey! You never know, Bill...
Okay.
(GASPS) I feel the power!
Just one touch and... my tummy screams for food!
(LAUGHS) Look at you kids,
thinking you're strong enough to pull the stick from the stone.
I could, but my muscles get in the way!
Sorry, Rockster, but no one is strong enough to pull that stick out.
Not even me.
(SNIGGERS) Well, of course you're not strong enough to pull it.
I could though, if I wanted to.
Oh, yeah? Well, then go ahead and do it.
I don't want to.
Because you know you're not strong enough.
(SCOFFS) I'm stronger than you!
(SCOFFS) In your dreams! I'm way stronger than you!
Who cares who's stronger? It's not like it's a contest or anything.
A contest!
That's it!
I challenge you to a strength contest!
You're on! Let's go!
I'm not sure a strength contest between those two is a good idea.
What do you mean? It'll be fun!
And the winner can help us pull out the stick in the stone!
I don't know.
What if something goes wrong?
(SARCASTICALLY) Two big dinos showing off? What could possibly go wrong?
Exactly! Let's go watch!
Watch? Where do I hide?
The tree toss is the best judge of strength.
Whoever tosses their log the farthest, wins!
Well, get out of the way, 'cause I'm sending that thing flying!
You don't need to tell me twice!
Trey, do you really need to do this?
Someone could get hurt!
Like me!
Come on, it's just a little contest.
Show us what you've got, Trey!
TREY: Okay.
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
(YELPS)
Try beating that!
(LAUGHS) Puh-lease. That was nothing.
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING) Come on.
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING) Just gotta... Come on.
(GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLING) Pretty sure that was nothing.
Hm.
Looks like we have our winner!
-Trey! -(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, you're done, right?
Maybe you can help us with the stick in the stone now.
No fair!
You chose a contest you're good at.
I want a rematch!
Okay, suit yourself. Pick something else.
I'll still win.
Yeah? We'll see about that.
Come on!
(LOUDLY) Can I come out now?
For this contest,
we're gonna need two giant mushroom caps
that are exactly the same size.
What? It's impossible to find mushrooms the exact same size!
Found 'em!
Let me see that.
Hmm... You're right, Bill. They're exactly the same!
What can I say? I know my foodstuffs!
Trey, this is just silly.
We all know you're strong. You have nothing to prove!
Not now, Tiny. I have something to prove.
Okay, so, what do we do with these caps, anyway?
-We kick 'em. -Kick 'em?
(LAUGHS) That should be easy.
Oh! Well, then, why don't you go first?
This time I'm staying behind you!
Can't hit me back here!
Okay, Trey.
Ready, set... kick!
(GRUNTS)
(YELPS) Really?
(LAUGHS) Nice try.
But watch how it's done.
(GRUNTS)
Whoa!
T rules at kicking!
(LAUGHS) I win!
You'll never see that cap again.
(GRUNTING)
-Huh? -What?
(GROANING) Do you mind keeping your mushrooms to yourself?
Well, T definitely won that round.
Oh, yeah! I'm the strongest!
Only at kicking! I'm stronger at tossing!
-Great! We can call it even and... -Even? No way!
We need a tie-breaker to prove who's strongest once and for all!
No! No more contests!
You almost hurt Iggy just now!
Don't worry, I know the perfect tiebreaker:
The stick in the stone!
ROCKY: Okay. Whoever pulls the stick out is a legend
and definitely the stronger dino!
Uh... I don't know.
No one's ever been able to remove this stick.
(SCOFFS) Yeah, until now!
Make way for Cretacia's next legend!
-Sound familiar? -Nope!
(STRAINING)
Come on. (GRUNTING)
Whoa! Oof!
Hey! I'm hiding here!
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Okay.
My turn!
Maybe I can do it...
(STRAINING)
(GRUNTS) Oh!
Whoa! Am I a target or something?
BOTH: (EXCLAIMS) Do over!
(BOTH PANTING AND GRUNTING)
BOTH: Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
(YELPS AND GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
(ALL GASP)
(GASPS)
Tiny! Kids! Are you okay?
Head, okay.
Arms, okay.
-Tummy... -(STOMACH RUMBLES)
Hungry!
I'm okay!
We're fine!
Except for one little thing...
ALL: We're trapped!
Don't worry, I'll get you all out!
(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
Step aside. Now, we'll really see who's stronger.
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING)
(SIGHS) The truth is
neither of us are strong enough to move these slabs alone.
Does that mean we're stuck in here forever?
-Without food? -No!
We're getting out of here!
(STRAINING)
TINY: Come on, everybody, push together!
Together... That's it!
If the two of us work together, I bet we can lift these stones!
Why should I help you with anything?
(SIGHS) Because I need your strength.
I can't do it alone.
Well, we can't leave 'em in there.
I mean, who would I tease if they weren't around? (CHUCKLES)
Come on!
(GRUNTING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
ALL: Oof!
-You did it! -Together.
-(TINY CHUCKLES) -Thanks for helping.
I couldn't have saved the kids without you.
Maybe. But I gotta admit, you know, you're pretty strong.
I guess I'll go play a game of hoofball or something.
Hey! Uh, wanna play together?
Think you can toss up some logs for some goal posts?
Ha! You betcha!
Then let's go! (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Hoofball sounds like a much better contest!
Let's go play with them!
Okay, but, while we're here,
why don't we give the stick one more try?
Together!
Let's do it!
Ready, set...
Pull!
(ALL STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
(STOMPING)
(ALL GRUNT)
ALL: Yeah!
Huh?
Are you serious?
(ALL STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
It's stuck in there even deeper this time.
Well, at least we got it out once!
But who's ever gonna believe us?
Who cares? We know we did it!
And so does Giganto!
Right, big guy?
(ROARS LOUDLY)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)