Once upon a time
probably in 1919A.D.
When the Ice Age just ended
The World War was on the verge
On the southeast coast of Hainan Island
Area at exit A of the West Suez Canal near Scotland Yard
People suffered from inflation and plague
They could barely survive
Like the old saying: Doctors are like your parents
One should offer free medical help
Be loyal to the nation, offer one good deed a day
Be determined to save the world
Surprisingly in this small fishing village
There were full of hidden heros
Once in a hundred years
There would be five great elders...
with amazing talent...
very flexible body...
and hair to their belly
Natural beauty
Still growing up in their sixties
No offense, but
Really we are not scaring you
Let's make it short. Although honesty prevails
We should do the right thing, even if they're forbidden...
before it's too late
Because of this
My grand grand father, Master Yuen...
who invented the nursing home...
was honored MBE CEO MVP...
and gave the elders some jewelry...
so they could retire in peace
"Rainy Cloud Founder Rainy Cloud Hung"
"Rainy Cloud's staff A Fong Si Chun"
I have a conspiracy
"Rainy Cloud's staff B Tai Ling Lok"
The world is full of conspiracies
What are you up to, boss?
I want to end this
Don't die so young, boss
Dominate
I want to dominate...
the whole market of nursing home
There is just one nursing home in this area
Why take it so long?
Chun, help me to finish it
Hey, you guys don't move
But boss, is it illegal?
I won't do anything illegal...
but you will
You will be promoted when it's done
Okay?
Yes thank you boss, thank you boss
You're welcome
Boss, where should I sit?
You can sit in the toilet bowl
"On Hei Nursing Home"
Oh
How come there's so much work to do?
I'm so busy
The international Hua Tuo Association...
asked me to develop a new Chinese medicine
Urology in Columbia...
invite me to give a speech
And there's a huge project underway...
on how to replace human organs with Chinese sausages
Ching Ching
What?
Which sausages do you prefer, liver or pork?
Liver sausage
This device is too old, I can see nothing
Why so blurry?
The ants clearly painted its nails, why can't I see it?
Ching Ching
What's the matter?
Buy some Hubble Space telescopes
Do you realize...
one ant, one Hubble
Like our nursing home
one elderly, one nurse
five elders, five nurses
How considerate
I, myself, can take care of at least five elders
No, one on one, understand?
One to five
No
- Yes - No
Sure
I'll put on some notice
Go! Go! Go!
"Recruit"
This nursing home is like a haunted house
Doesn't match my style at all
Oh Rainy Cloud Group is hiring?
I'll be there in a bit
Wow $1500 a month, nice
Food and housing subsisdies included, I want to do this
Everything inclusive, let's do this
Let's do this
Hey, you guys want the job?
Yes
It's her
Any job experience?
A lot
Are you sincere?
Yes sure
I'll take you guys to the Chief then
Thanks
She's perfect
Get things done first, okay?
Hello
I know, follow me
Help her to get the plate
No need
- Are you dumb - No,
I haven't been in love for long
Give me a reason to live, okay?
Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes
One missing
Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes, Ching Ching
- Chief - That's right
They are the applicants
- Oh, the applicants - Hello, Chief,
I'm Chun
I'm Lok
- Nice, looking good - Not too bad
Let me check your health first
Healthy body but unhealthy heart
Watch out for a heart surgery
And you
Healthy heart but not a kind one
No worries, we can fix it
Let me check their IQ as well
Let me ask you: Do you know...
the answer to 1+1?
2
Idiot, you have one more chance
1+1... it's 11
11, so stupid
How come you don't know?
I asked did you know the answer to 1+1
It's easy! Just answer "Yes" or "No"
Dumber than pig
Your turn, 1+1 equals to?
Yes
- He's stupid - Yes
1+1 equals to 2, stupid
They are so dumb, let's take them
Thanks Chief, thanks Chief
I will teach you guys
Don't forget your meds, Chief
Okay
Let me show them around
- Okay - Follow me
- Bye, Chief - Bye
When should I take the meds?
As you like
What's my disease by the way?
Think about it yourself
Wow
These are for ovulation
Everyday at 9am, they get up, get washed...
and have breakfast
Then they have bowel movement at 11am
Have lunch at 12pm
Then workout
Playing card game is their workout
Since they need much time to think
They usually finish the game at 7pm
Then it's the debate session with the Chief
Today's topic is...
How to hedge borscht against cream soup
At 10pm, they are about to sleep
Before that, you must read them poems
Read all 300 poems
Then they'll fall asleep...
Till the next day morning
Ching Ching, what time do you get off work?
11pm
That's late, I guess I need to walk you home
No need
Sexy
Uncle Dragon
This is Uncle Dragon
He is muted, so he can keep secrets
I understand
You know sign language?
No, I understand what you just said
Ching Ching, what's that on his head?
Oh, those are...
his hair
So cocky, I'll find someone to beat her up
Pick me, I want to
Really, there's no need to find someone else
We use this ladder to go up and down
Don't get too fat
Okay
This is Uncle Leung
Hey, do you think he is...
No, he's fine, it's too early for that
It's okay
Uncle Leung, I told you not to cough
Okay, give me your hand
Go wash it
This is Jane
Hi, Granny Jane
Call me Jane
Hi Jane
I'm the kind and normal Lok
I'm Chun
Ching Ching, you keep dogs here?
Who are you talking about
Uncle Ben Chow, it's okay
Okay, this is Chow Tai Bun
His English name is Ben Chow
Uncle Ben Chow, they are new
What are these people, Jane?
I'm Ching Ching
Just a name, Jane
Nice to meet you, Uncle Ben Chow
Oh, I prefer just the first name
Call me Ben
Sure, Uncle Ben Chow
This room belongs to Uncle Crab, don't get in
May I know in this centre, how many old fools...
I mean old people are here?
Four, five, six
So it's four, five or six?
If Uncle Crab is mad, he's like a few
He was once the greatest Chinese detective before he lost his mind
since he couldn't caught "The Golden Pig Theft"
Uncle Crab
Uncle Crab, looking good
Uncle Crab, he's everywhere like a shadow
He always goes hiking, no one could handle him
Hiking by wheelchair?
Yes, hiking by wheelchair
You should get him a GPS
Yes, we did
I'll get this girl
I'll get this nursing home too
I'm off now, remember to lock the door
This neighborhood isn't safe, especially for the elders
Someone wants to take down this place
No worries, we will take care of it
Ching Ching, Let me give you a ride
No, just give me the bike
Sure, why not?
Cool down the seat
Okay
Bye, Ching Ching
Chun?
What's up, Chun?
I'm still outside, bro
Lock them up, freeze them
Freeze them to death
Do you need some help?
It's done
Morning
What are you guys doing?
Oh yes, what are you doing?
Fixing things
My stool just blocked the toilet
Go fix it
My air-con has issue, make it cooler
There is a lot of mosquitos in my room
How come?
Back to sleep
Where's the key?
Inside the room
Need any help?
Oh yes, thanks
No, I can't leave
Why?
I'm standing here, how can I leave
You are right, I'm sorry
Everybody gets some congee
Ching Ching
Why are you so ghostly? You have nothing to do?
I'm standing here, of course I have nothing to do
- No - Come on
Okay, distribute some congee to everyone, be careful
I'm standing here watching you
Jane
Hello Mr. Chow
Come on, have some
Hey, get me some fish fin
I ate it last night
Where's the remaining abalones?
I fed the dogs with those
Wow, you guys are so rich
Yes
Hello
What're you looking at?
Ouch
I definitely hurt myself during cooking
Oh, I see
- Yes - Water is needed to plant this
Really?
- Do it - Soup and congee
Do it yourself
What congee?
Ouch, I definitely hurt myself during cooking
No, this is moss
You need to plant it in water
Really?
Let me help you, Jane
I can help myself
Thank you
Hey, these old fools are hard to deal with
But they look so happy
Don't worry, wait until they're asleep tonight
We'll figure out something
This guy is so suspicious
Wow
This one is even worse
What can we find here?
What?
Cured duck
Turn right,
turn right
What's that?
Don't bother, just turn right when someone told you to
There must be reasons, just do it
Let's go
So hungry, feed me, feed me
Ready to die in salt, you old fools
You are lucky
Tai Chi, there is one page about boxing
Four words: Power from the spine
You better start learning when you're young
It's not that easy
The spine needs to be flexible like rubber bands
More flexible than fingers
For speed, it's like how the brain controls your mouth
Even faster
My master was the best in the world
He was 99 by that time
I'll be better than him, live over 100 years
Your height is 100cm
As if we are really nursing here, damn
Your're full, right? Bearded man
Go on
Bearded boy
Chief
Not many things
Help me get these
This is made from the volcanic ash from Yanuatu, Philippines
Anti-earthquake anti-breast cancer pillow
Look how healthy we are
Not for you, look how tiny they are
I mean the probabilities
This is invented by some Vietnamese Chinese
Twin-turbo negative energy dechlorination
Hydrogen peroxide shower head
- What's that for? - Watering the plant
Look, it's like a flower
This is made for the African cannibals
Anti-Alzheimer's conditioner
Funny it's blue
Good for drainage cleansing too
Look at Chief's hair, so silky
That's right
Look at this
Made from the mammoth skeleton in Changbai Mountain
- What? - Water pipe
- It never gets dirty - Correct
So you'll take them both to clean the sewage pipe
Plug this pipe in
Suck out the stool, pass it through the sewer
down to the Nile
Then from Suez Canal, take some clean water back to flush the toilet
- Okay? - I know how to do it
But I'll let you guys try today
Oh no worries
He loves drainage cleansing
Yes, I'm good at this
Over there, that box there, this box here
Chief, please don't be shopaholic, we have no money
No money? Impossible, money is all we have
No, we don't
No no no money
if we have no money, can we pay your salary
2 years later?
Easy Chief, no money's not a big deal
Let's go earn some money
I have a friend who is making a film now
We can take all the elders to be actors
Film shooting? Cool
- Will they make DVD? - That's the only thing they do
Wow, let me buy a DVD player in town
Hey, I wanna ask...
Will we meet any movie stars during shooting?
Of course, you want in?
Yes, maybe
But you know, there're some unspoken rules in this industry
- What? - I'll show you
Wow, so strong
Let go
Believe me, there're really some unspoken rules
Hey
Breaking News Daily?
Director Yam
Don't call me that
But you are Director Yam
How dare you, you are out of your mind
What's the matter?
That $568,000 bathtub has arrived, where should I put it?
Put it aside, don't disturb me, I'm playing mahjong
Go go go
Is he new?
Is it his first day at work?
Stop bothering her with trival matters
These rubbish films
You can easily finish ten each year
Easy, isn't it?
Is it your first time to shoot zombie film?
I did some zombie films before
But it's my first time for Zombie Bathrobe
Director Yam, what do I need to do later?
Later on the set
There will be some zombies chasing that hot girl
When should I go to save her?
You don't have to
You are here to play mahjong with me only
Hi, Breaking News Daily, where're you now?
Yes, there are people abusing the elders
That On Hei Nursing Home asked the elders to be extras
to make money, it's inhuman
Don't move
It' all flesh and blood
Come on, they will start soon
Hey, why haven't you change your clothes?
Are we shooting Star Trek?
We are shooting zombies!
No, I brought the elders to play the zombie role
And me
Ask them to be lively later
They are zombie, not dead bodies
No worries, sure they will move
I'll tickle them if they don't
I didn't say that
Let me show you, bite him
Ms. Ball Ball is ready
It's for real this time, get ready guys
Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 1
And... Action
Go
Wow
- Wow - Cut
Who blocked the camera?
So big
What so big, old man?
Jane, you are so healthy
Really big
You can even see the blood vessels
- Hey - What's your problem?
How can we continue?
Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 2
- Stop Shooting - Cut
You ruined the Hong Kong film industry
What's your problem, old man?
- What are you doing? - Sister
- Director Yam? - I'll get you out of hell
Help me, Director
- Follow me - What are you doing? We have stopped rolling
I'm sorry, Ms. Ball Ball
Go away
Director Yam, What's he doing?
Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 3
Oh
None of my business
It's on fire. It's on fire
Don't stop, keep rolling keep rolling
Great! Awesome!
Where's that girl?
Other zombies go and beat them
Lok, the media has arrived
Take it
So noisy, you bastard
I'm sorry
Don't be, take the wrench
Attack those old fools
What, abuse those old man?
They're so old, they can't feel anything
You're right, sure they've experienced worse
This is movie
Yeah
- Congratulations - Congratulations boss
Hey, what're you doing here?
I still can't figure out who to attack
You idiot
Go and attack that mute
Uncle Dragon?
He's a mute, he won't tell anyone
You are so clever
How dare you, ask me to abuse those elders
Go and do it yourself, I'm not an idiot
- Hey granny - What?
How long has it been since your last fight?
- Well... - Don't bother
Take this glass bottle
See the old man over there?
- Yes - Go attack him
Okay
Old things are useless, I should count on myself
How much does my bathtub cost?
$568,000
You okay, Director Yam?
"Rest in Peace"
Wow, what're you wearing? So disgusting
Body like fallen apart
Chief
You guys are injured, go to the hospital
You are a doctor
You're right
So, what happened?
- Film shooting - Oh, is it fun?
Yes
Good to hear
How much did you earn?
A few thousands
That's not bad
But we broke something, I think we should pay for it
Yes we should
Probably some cups, right?
Well, $568,000
- $568,000 - $568,000?
Listen to me, Chief
if money is a problem
You can sell this nursing home
- I can help you with a phone call - No
- There's no necessary - Chief, don't sell it
I have some money here
Oh there's more
No worries, there's more
Still think you're a master of thief? You will be caught
There's more, this is for Jane
Big Ben
How many times have I told you?
Return them at once
You could really be caught soon
These are nice, shall I give them to Ching Ching?
- Nice - Do they fit her?
I think so
But I didn't see her wearing any these days
I'll give her for you
Okay
Hey, where's my wallet?
Mine is missing too
Where are my bras?
"Director Yam on fire, Ms. Ball Ball was happy"
Film star, Ms. Ball Ball played as the main actress of
Director Yam's new film,
- Great, great - Zombie Bathrobe
This video has gone viral these days
Smart elderly came to the site and
rescued Ms. Ball Ball
the elders from the nursing home became famous after the news is out
It is surprised that the news had over 10 millions views
Ms Ball Ball hope the film company hire more eldery actors
to make the film industry thrive
Stop shooting, you ruined the Hong Kong film industry
- Director Yam - I'll get you out of hell
Any new insights after you played the role of zombie?
As you can see, after playing zombie...
my kungfu has improved a lot
Kungfu's not for you, short limbs
Do you feel better? You sick dying old man
Are you cursing me?
Why not?
Do you know I can...
What can you do to me? I'm louder than you
Too soft, I can't hear you
Louder
No room available
No available now and also not later
- No - I'm so angry now
I scared myself when I am angry
On Hei Nursing Home
Mr. Chan is reserving for five, this is not a restaurant
- It's a nursing home - You're right. My master was superb
In Hawaii
He could kill polar bears with bare hands
Your master was superb, so what?
Don't you believe I'll fight you?
Come on
On Hei Nursing Home
Little boy, you're just four year-old so we can't let you live here
Call again after 70 years
Hey, this is Jane
Hey, Jane
I'm your old schoolmate, Pauline
We haven't talked for 30 years, what's up?
I heard that your nursing home's good
Hey, I want my mum in too, is it possible?
No room is available, it's full
No room is available?
No
Then you quit and let me in
I'll pay you the $10 I owned you when we were young
Or I'll be very angry if you refuse
Screw you
Are you crazy?
$10
Ask your mum to stay in kindergarten
Okay
This chair is so comfortable, I feel like a scientist
I'll have one in my future office
Amy?
Got it, on my way
Hey, Boss, it's done
Are we getting promoted?
You, rubbish
Go promote yourself to the boudoir
I asked you to ruin the place
But you promoted it
See it yourself
Wow, superb
Boss, there's one in English too
There's one in English too
What the hell are you doing?
I'm talking to you both
Listen up
Get it done or I'll finish you both
Understood, boss
Do it now, do it now
What?
The old fools said they are out for fun tonight
We will burn this place down
They'll leave when there's nothing left
You should think about it twice
No, do it quick
Leak some LPG and light it up
But then we'll blow us up too
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Lok
Happy birthday to you
Yeah
Lok, happy birthday
How did you know?
I asked you not to give real info for application
Okay, let's party
Ever since I was born,
no one ever celebrate for my birthday before
Do we have to be jerks?
Happy birthday
That's my lighter, thank you
Stop smoking at this age
Watch out for cancer
Huh
You can't cure cancer
What's for to be long life?
You're right
How much have they paid you?
Are you high?
You two came here to mess things up
Turned the nursing home into chaos
I know everything
You want to take down the nursing home
Of course, I want to take you down too
Don't you ignore all of us
We all have our unique skills
How's so? Tell me
Big Ben was the most agile thief
"The Agile Theif, Ben Chow"
Jane said she was once a Diva
But we all know
"The Diva, Jane" she's actually a crew wardrobe
Uncle Dragon worked at Ml5
at the age of 12
Then he was trained in Scotland Yard
"Wind Listener, Uncle Dragon" Nicknamed Wind Listener
Also named Leonardo Landrini
His wife is Angelina Aslini
His little brother is Antonio Juliette
isn't it great?
Because he couldn't expose the Queen
He poisoned himself till he's muted
And Fat Crab used to be a great detective
Solved lots of cases
But then he gained weight
And got fired
He became a wrestler next
"Fat Crab" but got injured
And you?
I'm the greatest of all
Greatest swimmers for three generations
Wind-on-the-water
Cut it out, I think you just flow with the stream
And our Chief was a doctor without borders
and saved hundreds of life
He fought wars? Really?
Was he shot?
He was more than shot
He was hit by aircrafts, canons and bombs
Caused him dumb like this
I can tell
Actually all of us were found by Chief
Ching Ching was his assistant before
Chief was exhausted by the wars
Mad at himself as he couldn't save everyone
So he returned
Now he takes care of us
So we can retire in peace
So don't think you can bully us
If all of us join force together
We can dominate whoever we want meet god kill god
That's a lot
I'm really scared
Let me go pee
Don't smoke too much
Wow
So much food
Haven't you eaten?
Don't wait for me
Take your time
What?
Are you looking for more trouble?
You should have a bottom line
Don't you regret on cheating the elders
Don't be mad, I'm just making a living
I have to, or else I'd die before them
Who would support my family?
How can you confront with your dad?
Why do you have to mention him?
He's dead long time ago
I can't even remember his face
Why can't I confront with him?
Why?
All these years he only looked down on me
What else had he done?
You were born because of him
You should reconsider if you can really be a father
I don't deserve to be a dad and I don't want to
This guy's dementia is getting worse
Wandered around the hill
Luckily this wheelchair knows its way back
Otherwise he'd be eaten by tiger
Chief, shall we perform euthanasia on him?
He's so fat, he can be our food supply for a year
Let me see
Wow
I'm very scared
Shall we knock his head?
You do it
Me? I'm too strong for that
Shrimp dumpling, siu mai, soup dumpling
He's naturally insane
What's this, Fat Crab?
Spring Summer Autumn Winter
Who's this?
Small dumplings
The Golden Pig Theft, not resolved
He still thought that he's a detective
And this?
Wow, her hip is on her chest
Ms. Ball Ball is so hot
Okay, that's simple
Hang Ms. Ball Ball's photo on his chest
So he can be calm when he goes insane
- Dumb like a pig - It's true, her hip's on her chest
Yes yes yes
Hip on chest? Are you insane?
Ching Ching
Hi
Are you looking for me?
Yes I am
Ching Ching
Can you wait for me?
What's up?
Ching Ching, I really like you
I have a gift for you. You hurt your hand last time
- Okay, I just said - Ching Ching
I can do anything for you
Repeat what you said
I said I could do anything for you
Jump into the sea then
Sure, you jump
I watch
You said you'd watch me from the rooftop last time
- But you two... - Go go go
Are you looking for me?
I'm getting married next month
I want to invite you first
Huh? What?
Congratulations! Keep the good work!
This's superb!
Wow! So great!
Why so happy? Why?
What shall I wear?
Ching Ching
What's going on?
What're you looking at?
You did something bad? Or is your girlfriend gone?
She's not gone, she's pregnant
You have to support the family, like a man
You know nothing about adults, kid
Look at yourself
You're so lucky that someone loves you
You should marry her soon
Once you become a father, the world becomes different
Beautiful
You are not having the best part of your life
until you become father
Once you become father
The whole world becomes beautiful
I don't get it
but it sounds awesome
Do you have kids? I have never seen them
I have a son who's in the swimming team. Three years championship
Now he's training for the country
To represent China in the next Olympics
That's great, I didn't see that coming
Yes, he got that from my genes
We have a family history of great swimmers
Nicknamed Wind-on-the-water
Yes, you got this
Your dad is lucky to have a strong son
Soon having his grandson
Sigh
When Chief brought me here
He told me I'd have three years left
And then I lived for another three years
then another three years
You never know God's plan
When's your time and when's not
You have to live with it
isn't it great?
Receiving gifts
I don't want work gloves
Hey,
what's wrong with work gloves?
Try it on, it's good
You can use it for playing baseball
Watch out, don't move around
Or use it for fighting
Ouch ouch, it hurts
It's cheap
but it's useful
It looks ugly, but you can just ignore that
The point is it's durable
It's not used forever but it's good for a few years
I don't want to use it at all
As a human you shall know how to dance
60s was about Agogo
70s was about Disco
Was it?
80s was about Rambo
90s was about Ferragamo
What?
After 2000, it's all about Apple
Yes, it is
Who knows about the future? Who cares?
The most important thing is to be happy
You still have to live everyday
whether you're happy or not
I pick...
Happy
Yes
- Invite me to dance? - Yes
Thank you
Here we go
Oh, I'm running out of cigarettes
Go and get some at my bedside
I have some
Mint cigarettes kill sperms
Not for me
You're so old already
Why save the sperms? For drink?
What're you talking about?
I still have a lot that can drown you
"Lifeguard hero sacrified himself to save a child"
"Young lifeguard perished in the line of duty"
First a divination
Turtle head towards the west
Wu Xing needs beating today
Very bad luck today
Hey mate, how are you?
Rainy Cloud
Who brings you here?
- Southeast wind - You brought many people with you
They are here to visit you
Heard your nursing home is doing well
So so, not comparable to your Rainy Cloud Group
Oh you're right
Let me take care of it from now on
I'll ensure the elders are
well taken care of, sounds good?
- Let me think about it - Come on
Think about what? Sign it
No, I'm working
You can make a fingerprint
- Fingerprint works? - Right
Do it!
Place your finger here, that's right
What?
You should trim your nails
What? What does it mean
- Right - What does it mean?
Actually, under the rule 425A of the house bill in 1846,
in a chapter 1, if a person's written signature is required by law
and the person is unable to write,
- What did he say? - What did he say?
It means: It's all done
It's done, let's go
What?
...and classifable fingerprint made with ink or another substance.
No way
It's okay, sir
That's great
Open the door
Hey
Do it yourself, don't bother me
Boss, someone's named Chief is here for you
Rainy Cloud
Who said my full name?
Don't go too far
Too far?
I treat you like how you treated me
We are leaving first
How am I treating you?
Oh you forgot?
2nd grade, you got two big guys
Tattooed "Be loyal to your country" on my back
Did you erase it?
- It's erased - That's good then
Why is it good?
8th grade, you colluded with two fat boys
Tricked me to be tattooed
Look at me now
What does it say?
Spring is not for study, summer is for sleeping
- Sounds nice, pretty poetic - Nice?
Beckham did the same
The problem is on another row
$2000 fine for Tuberculosis spreading
Wow that's realistic
Yes, isn't it?
He didn't let me go and gifted me this feather
Then don't go there for tattoos anymore
Don't go there for tattoos?
This has been with me for twenty years
I am going to destroy your nursing home
You want a revenge?
Find the previous version of me if you seek revenge
I'm different from the past
Please find the previous version of me if you seek revenge
How do I find the previous version of you?
By bus?
Hmm
Don't include the elders for these personal matters
Don't include them?
I used to be God's favored son
You made me a mess
And you are now a doctor
Admired by everyone
Luckily you're bombed and became crazy
and you lost your license, karma came back to you
It was you who reported me
- So? - Ratting me out so I can't be a doctor
- So? - Suspended my license
So what?
Great, you've got all the revenge you want
May I beg you
Save this place for the elders, okay?
Are you begging to me with that tone?
I'll give you a chance as you're sincere
If you pass through me from here
I'll return you the nursing home
Come on
Oh no
Get through it
My mate
What I hate the most in my life is
Others are happier than me
As a jerk you deserve this
You better fufill your words
You're a jerk
But I am worse than a jerk
Because whatever I say
I never fulfill it
You miss the flowers, kid?
Is it serious?
I've caused some troubles
Thinking if I can resolve it myself
Your problem is our problem
Don't you try to be a hero
What more can we lose at this age?
Let's go together then
So are you going?
No
I understand
Sigh
I can't even protect all of you
This might be the toughest obstacle in my life
When I was a wrestler, I was choked once
And then?
When I was almost dead
All the memories in my life
was played like a lightning in my mind
And then?
Then I got limped
What do you mean?
When you are dying, your life can end in seconds
Go on
When someone wants you limped
and you don't fight back
you will become limped like me now
This thing's with me for twenty years
You can make use of it
A cooking pan?
Why do we choose a dwarf room for meeting?
Why do you tease me?
I'm the biggest here
I can tell
Is everyone here?
Alright, let's talk about the plan
Sure, Jane
I, Ben Chow the thief, have a great plan
Chief treated us so well
Give us a new life
We should all join in
Repaying him with our bodies and souls
Let's steal the contract
How are we going to do that?
We separate into three groups
Richard and I will attack from above
And Jane, you'll go from below
Everyone else will go from the front
Oh I forgot you
You'll stay at the control room and stand by
Let us know if anything happens
He's muted, Ben Chow
Ask Chief to stay with him
I couldn't stand it so I stole the floor plan
Let's go together
A bright future is ahead for you, young man
Let us handle what's illegal
You'll drive
Driving is illegal too
Are we clear?
No
Make sense, you're all dumb
What is our code name?
Attention, our code name is...
Kung Hei Fat Choy, repeat what I said
Kung Hei Fat Choy
- Dismiss - Yes sir
- Let's go - Sit tight
"Rainy Cloud Group"
If we succeed, we should celebrate
There's a cheesecake
Guilinggao
Radish cake
Sponge cake
And red bean pudding
But if we fail...
Then there'll be acne cream, wound cream, massage cream
and all kinds of disinfectants
and floor cleaner
What are we doing here?
- You're driving - How about you?
Watching you drive
Sir, please stop your car and present your ID
We are in a mission now
Stop your car and present ID
Sure, what's going on?
I said stop...
Suspects with guns, bombs and nuclear bombs, copy that
Kitty, ask for backup
Kitty roger that, shall we call SDU?
Call the People's Liberation Army too, over
Roger
We might open fire later, you two cover us
Control room, check this PC 3854...
Sorry sir, you don't have to
We won't block the way, we're leaving
Sorry, sorry
"FOUR EYES Safe Room Supervisor, Rainy Cloud Group"
Is it necessary to hang me like this?
No, it's not
What the hell
Done
For Chinese, please press 1, English, please press 2...
Japanese press 7. Stomachache, press belly button
To unlock, please press the pound key
This is too much
Use your voice for password
The hint is: What's after "Moonlight before my bed"?
Oh no, I forgot
Hey, who knows the answer?
"Moonlight before my bed"...
Got it. "Should be James Bond"
The answer is "James Bond"
This is strange
Perhaps "box" on the ground
The answer is "Should be a box"
Haha, it's done
Wow
Why are you so heavy?
Oh, my fake teeth!
Oh
So comfortable
So useless, you wet your pants
You made a mess
Clean it up
What a shame
I'm sorry Jane, so sorry
Catch them, they stole from our boss
You old man, stealing from us
You go first, I will handle them
Quick! Close the door!
Go! Drive!
Where's Richard?
He's over there
Why don't you go? Go!
Go Uncle Leung!
Hey, grab my canon
Why so quiet?
Just shoot them directly
"Shoot directly Shoot randomly" So dumb! Don't shoot randomly
Watch out
That's right, shoot him!
Get in the car
Quick
Richard got hit by a tennis, he's in concussion
There's no big wound
But his lung cancer...
He's done well fighting it for this long
You guys stay with him, he'll be gone any minute
Thank you Doctor Poon for taking care of Richard
I'm his doctor
It's my responsibility
Thank you
Which one of you is his direct relative?
I am
Okay come over
Richard, get up!
Don't pretend
Doctor said I'm fine, I can leave now
Son, shall we go swimming tomorrow?
Okay, let's go
Richard said he's going to the beach
Hurry him up
We used to swim here everyday
My son
was growing up everyday
becoming stronger every year
He swam further and quicker
until that day
I saw him swimming
straightly towards the sea
Suddently, he couldn't hear my calling
then I lost him forever
He promised to be back no matter how far...
I will return
Dad
Dad, I'm back
You should shave your beard
But you still look good
Is it you, son?
Look! It's me!
How are you?
I feel really great
I swim everyday, isn't that good?
How about you? What're you doing in China?
I'm marvelous
I admitted to the national team
They called me Human-torpedo
I said I prefer my dad's name
Call me Junior Wind-on-the-water
We'll have a good time after I won the Olympics
Sure, it's a deal
I don't think winning is important
The most important thing is
Be the best of yourself
No regret at all
Understood
Dad
Some words are hard to let out
I miss you
Sorry
No apologies needed to your dad
Okay
Having you as my son
with all the achievements
I'm glad
Don't cry
I'm old
Eventually I'll die
That's the reality
Dad
"The floral is so brightful"
"It lights up the nature"
"The floral is so hopeful"
"That I can't help but"
"discover it naturally" Richard, sorry
"Heart to heart" I shouldn't have cursed you
"Relying on aspirations"
"Can gradually approach"
"Hand in hand"
"Hearts are gradually approaching too uh~"
"if the world can care"
"It can overcome every obstacles"
"Our fate can mend the scars"
"We're happily looking for"
"This kind of scarce sincere"
"if the world can care"
"We shall have enthusiasm and love"
"I'm approaching this dazzling world"
"Even the sun not going down anymore"
Richard's death would be worth it
Wait
No
Shouldn't the fingerprint in red colour?
Why is it in black?
Ben Chow, it is a copy
Copy version is unusable
Are you kidding?
Richard's death is now worthless
Uncle Ben Chow, you're the greatest theft
Give me the real one
What are you doing?
You've stolen this much
Where is the real one?
Oh yes, yes, yes
Did you steal it?
Yes
Check and see if it's at the back
Is it down there?
In the socks?
What you stole are useless
Oh! Uncle Dragon is dead
Oh there is no pulse
Shall we call the ambulance or hearse?
He'll get dumped away anyhow
Let him stay with us as our friend
Rest in peace
Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven
Dragon you're gone too soon
See if there's anything you have missed
Rest in peace with pineapple bun
Rest in peace
Don't fool us too long
You have something to say even if you're silent
Take care
It's the Queen's loss to have you left
Keep practicing in another world
Defeat them, the ox-heads and horse-faces
Come back when you're free, Uncle Dragon
You don't have to return these
Read them down there
Dragon, come back earlier
I'll let you know if there's news
Don't look back
Repeat what I said
Rest in peace
Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven
Hey you old fools
Tie them up for me
Boss, please spare us for two more days?
Someone has just passed away
They are really sad
Good that he's dead, wrap him up
Hey stop, I'm calling the police
Call then, I haven't broke any laws
It's you guys
You old fools stole my stuff
Tie them up
Hey hey
- Stop - I know your dad, stop
What?
It hurts
Why aren't you leaving?
Don't be stupid
Let go!
Don't force us out
Don't bother Jane, please
Please let us stay
Don't move, stand still
Ching Ching
Don't harm these elders
Everyone gets old
You can harm someone today
But don't you remember, when you need help
Who's with you?
Every elderly is a treasure
They worked their whole life for the society
Nourishing your success
Can you just let them
leave with dignity when they are done
with their lives?
Dad?
Hey mom
Dad?
I don't know why, I really miss you
I am really thankful to you
Sorry, I used to think that you're annoying
Go
Hey old man, did I let you go?
What?
You know that I can...
What can you do?
I can really...
Why would I let you?
Isn't this golden pig which lost for thirty years?
The police hasn't solved the case
I heard the three millions rewards still works
No, it's worth three hundred millions now
three hundred millions?
It'd be one billion after two years
These elders stole it from my coffer
It's mine
So you stole the gold pig
I've handled this case for thirty years
Evidence is solid this time
I can really...
get you arrested
Police
Excuse me
Who called the police?
Sir, I did
This guy stole the gold pig
Get him
No,
I did not
Where's it, there's no pig
I've got pig skin instead
Sir, I've heard he's a thief since my first day of work
He has lots of stolen goods
Please search them
Search his "cabinet", there's lots of stuff
Also, he's really bad to the elders
He's an evil
Then you need to go to the station with us for investigation
I want to be the tainted witnesses
So do I
We want to be the tainted witnesses too
Don't fight with me
Sir, I'm truly the tainted witness
I've got taint on me
Look at this
isn't it tainted
Take this
Look closely at this
Even more tainted
- Alright alright - Pleast let it go
There's more
That pig is spinning here
I need some time to get it out
Once it's out it'd be more tainted
Are't you Detective Crab?
Oh yes, Detective Crab
Can I take a photo with you?
Police is working, maybe later
I'll make it quick, please
Thank you. Your turn
Thank you so much
Thanks Detective
Let's go
So no photos with me?
Let's go
I'm a tainted witness
I've got these really tainted...
Ar! Ching Ching
Chun
I'm Lok
Doesn't matter
I have something to tell you
Say it
Let's be friends
I understand
You're pretty and kind
I don't deserve you
It's already too good for us to be friends
You want to start our relationship as enemies?
You're right
I can't be a dad
But you can learn
You forgave me
Someone misses you
Don't worry, I'll be a good dad
Just not sure about being a good husband
Just kidding
Put down your feet
I really have no idea about what you said
Don't speak, don't look
Hey, come over for pictures
- Sit down - Come on
- Could you dit down please? - Come on
Got it, let's shoot
Four of my ancestor's spirit told me not to be stubborn
So I decided to go for wandering
Chun, the nursing home is yours now
What?
Ching Ching, give me my seal
This is the moscot of this place
Protect her, she's over 160 years old
I can't
You can
Where are you going?
South Pole
Because there's a polar bear in Hawaii
got injured and swam to South Pole
I need to save it
Chief, while you're handing over this to him
What are you giving me?
What?
Giving you a hair
Let's take a photo, shall we?
Take your head
Here
Hap...
- Uncle Dragon - Yes
You can talk?
- Hap... - Alright, I know you're suffering
Yes, take your time
Happy New Year
Kung Hei Fat Choi from A Lifetime Treasure
Hey son, I'll give you a ride
- Okay. But you've got no direction - Come on
I've got GPS
South Pole it is
Let's go
Wow
Mom
Mom, I'm really sorry
I never get to dine with you
Mom, do you have time for dinner with me?
Mom, you have time?
But I don't
I'm in jail
A jail that you can't find
But in here
The gold pig came out
Look at it
It's not dirty nor stinky
Because it's not tainted
I can't become a tainted witness
I've put down the phone just now, can you hear me?
They took my...
Treasure
Real treasure
- Hold it - Hold it
Mom, let's continue
But none of this is real
We are simulating a jail
Court time is tomorrow
I want to try the jail first
Mom, am I sick?
Trying the jail before going to the court
If I'm released free, wouldn't it be pointless to do so?
Also, mom
When this gold pig's out
It's out in whole
first the hip came out
if it's out this way
It wouldn't be clean
I'm sure there's poop
Here, like a spoon
Mom, tell me it's lucky or not
So clean that I can't be tainted witness
It's not tainted
Mom I'm giving you this pig
Mom
I'm giving you this pig
I'm giving it to his mom too
Your mom
Little pig back to you
back to his mom
Hey keep working. Massage him
You saw me crying, come on
Is this true or fake?
You're my secretary but you do nothing
So am I
She said secretary's work begins after work
I did not hit
Let's go
No pictures with Big Brother?
Bye
Hey
I forgot
Wait what?
When I was shooting
What is that noise?
You don't know what you're doing
Let's do one more