[theme song playing]
♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side
♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow! ♪
[school bell rings]
Well, well, here we are.
The jock,
the thug,
the recluse,
the nerd and the princess.
I'd like to welcome you all to detention.
Uh, Principal Chapin?
Why do we have to come to detention on a Saturday?
It's from my favorite movie growing up.
About a heroic principal,
who bravely stands up to his school's no-good kids.
[groans]
Why are old people always cramming stupid '80s stuff down kid's throats?
For the next eight hours, you will sit in silence.
If I catch any of you talking,
getting out of your seat,
or even thinking about sneaking out,
you'll all be here next Saturday.
Can you believe the principal actually called Hal a nerd?
-[laughing] -Ugh!
This is the worst.
Guys, chill. You heard Chapin.
If one of us gets in trouble, we all do.
[all groaning]
There you go.
We may not always get along in school,
but together, the five of us can get through this.
Oh, count again, champ.
You're one short.
Pam, where are you going?
I got busted for keeping a plant in my locker
and I'm going to get it back.
You're seriously gonna risk all of our butts
for some dumb plant?
Call my precious plant dumb again
and the only thing at risk will be you.
Hey, hey. We all did stupid stuff to get in here.
Okay?
I used a school laptop
to upload my highlight reel to the Metropolis High website.
Didn't you also crash the school's entire network in the process?
Almost, Garth. I almost crashed it.
I'm here 'cause Chapin says having my phone in class
-affects my ability to... -[cell phone chimes]
-...pay attention. -[cell phone chimes]
-Oh, no, you didn't. [gasps] -[cell phone chimes]
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Yeah, I got nailed for starting a food fight.
That's how I got regular detention. So how did I--
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used the school's PA
as a guitar amp.
So that was awes-- No, wait.
No, that's why I got suspended.
You know what? Who can say why I'm here,
but I'm sure it's for something really stupid.
Why am I in detention, you're wondering?
Well, it all started with--
See, Pam? None of us belong here.
But let's get in our seats, keep out mouths shut
and get detention over with.
-One short again, coach. -[door opens]
[groans]
Pamela, weirdo tree hugger.
-Who does she think she is? -[hamster squeaks]
All moody and mysterious.
[whistling]
[scoffs]
Oh, great, Officer Montoya.
[squeaking]
Phew!
Shh. This'll be our secret, little guy.
[Mr. Chapin] Green Lantern!
[gasps] You tattled already?
[Mr. Chapin] Go, Green Lantern! Ha-ha!
Green Lantern saved Coast City
last week in a daring...
Oh, yeah! Lantern's my boy!
Pew! Pew!
Huh, what do you know? He's a Lan-fan.
Don't worry, sweetie. Mama's coming.
We're going back to detention.
Not without my plant, meathead.
I'm sorry, Pam, there is no way
that I'm gonna let you in that closet.
[Montoya] Who's down there?
The closet. Get in the stupid closet.
Get on my shoulders.
This is humiliating.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting the raw end of this deal.
Okay, now let me in. Pam?
Pam? Open the door, Pam.
Pam! Ugh! Never should have trusted stupid--
[grunts]
[objects clatter]
Phew! Where'd you learn that rope trick?
Was your dad a cowboy or something?
Yes, Hal. My dad was a cowboy.
-I'll admit, this is kinda cool. -[whoopie cushion farts]
-I mean, it beats sitting in the library right now. -[tape switches on]
[upbeat synth music playing]
[gasps] There!
-Oh, that is one ugly... shelf... -[growls]
...they put your gorgeous, not-at-all-sickly-looking plant on.
All right! I know you're in there.
Uh...
[chuckles]
Really, meathead? Sports, now?
Fore!
So it was you I heard.
Get back here.
Not bad for a meathead, huh?
-[rattling] -Huh?
Uh...
[both gasp]
Ha!
Well, everyone, you can thank Mr. Jordan and Miss Isley here
for an additional Saturday detention.
[all groaning]
Oh! And I just remembered the best part of my favorite movie.
You each get to write a 1,000-word essay.
[groans] I hate the '80s.
And as for this,
I'll be keeping it locked away in my office.
-[door opens, closes] -Thanks a lot, guys!
Now I'll have to cancel my Saturday mani-pedi.
And I'll have to cancel my...
Well, I don't have plans yet.
But when I do, I'll have to cancel them.
So, thanks.
Don't blame me.
Mr. Perfect here's the one who got us busted.
Whoa, whoa. I never said I was perfect.
Uh, it's literally your letterman quote.
Oh, yeah.
But I got problems, too, you know.
Right. I forgot how the entire school
was deprived of your highlight video.
That's not why I'm here.
I didn't almost crash the school's network posting a video.
I did it trying to change a grade.
I failed an elective.
[gasps]
In PE.
Me, Hal Jordan, got an F in gym class.
I know, changing it was wrong.
In fact, when I came to my senses and I tried undoing it,
it was too late.
Well, at least Pam will be happy
when report cards come out Monday.
Everyone will see that "Mr. Perfect" failed.
It's a Toxicondenron isleyonis.
[coughs]
My plant.
The reason I'm here.
It's a Toxicondenron isleyonis.
Thought I'd tell everyone so meathead isn't the only one spilling their guts.
Well, I can tell you why I'm here--
Wait. Isleyonis?
Like "Pamela Isley" isleyonis?
-Yeah, it's named after my father. -The cowboy.
The botanist.
He created my plant.
She's one of a kind and blooms only once every ten years.
In fact, the last time she bloomed
was the last time I saw my dad.
Ten years ago. Today.
So that's why you were trying to--
Whatever. It's a dumb plant, right?
Let's just sit here and get this over with.
To heck with just sitting here.
You know what I'm really in the mood for?
A good old-fashioned plant heist.
Let's do it.
-I'm down. -[sighs] Why not?
Wait, you wanna help me?
You know it.
But, Chapin, if we get caught.
If we get caught.
Lucky for you, Mr. Perfect's cooking up a plan.
First, we need to clear the hallway.
-[both giggle] -[Hal] Kara, Zee,
you two take care of that wannabe mall cop.
-[door lock clicks] -[Hal] With Montoya gone,
Pam, you sneak into Chapin's office
and grab your plant.
And how do I just sneak into Principal Chapin's office
without him noticing?
Oh, I think I can call in a favor.
Huh?
[gasps]
Principal Chapin, I presume?
[exclaims] It's him, it's him, it's him.
I have been asked by the Association of Principals and Other School People
to deliver a special commendation.
I wanna see the ring.
Ooh!
And what's my part, Hal?
A wheelman?
Team muscle?
-Ooh! Demolitions expert? -[explosion]
No, I've saved the most critical job for you, Garth.
Write five essays.
I won't let you down.
[Hal] If we all do our part,
Pam gets her plant back.
Ooh, yeah!
And we're done. Thank you Principal.
Goodbye, GL.
Goodbye.
Whoa, detention's almost over.
Where's Hal?
Okay people. Quitting time.
Phew. I just finished the last essay.
Uh, finished collecting the last essay from everyone.
Who each wrote one.
Eh. I'm not gonna read them anyway.
-Aw! -Tell you what.
Principal Chapin's in a great mood.
Forget next week's detention.
Whoa! Chapin, you're awesome.
Well, the Association of Principals and Other School People
doesn't bestow commendations on just anybody.
[Hal] Wow.
-Pam, that was... -I know, right?
Pam, now that this over, would you ever...
Not in a million blossoming cycles.
Well, Hal, ol' buddy,
I don't know what stings worse.
Everyone finding out on Monday that you got an F in gym class
or the fact that you thought you'd made a friend.
What the...
My computer.
The entire school's report cards were on there.
They're gone.
All gone!
Who did this?
I'm friends with Green Lantern.
Hey, Isley.
Quit standing there with your fist raised in triumph and go home.
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