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[theme song playing]

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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

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♪ Crushing it side by side

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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

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♪ Wow!

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[chomping]

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-Come to Diana.
-[door slams]

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[Barbara] This is
the greatest day of my life!

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She's the best, best, best!

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[chuckles] Slow down, Babs.
Who is the best?

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Woohoo! Dang, dang, dang!

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-[ice cream plopping]
-[Diana grunts]

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[splatters]

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Looks like you missed
your mouth a little there
Big D. [laughing]

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Ah, yes, I am so clumsy.

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Kiddin'. Come on, Diana.
Can't you take a joke?

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Of course, I can.
Oh, I just remembered.

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I have less hilarious
places to be.

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-So what are you
so excited about?
-Oh, nothing really.

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Just Harleen got me
the most insanely incredible,

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amazed, crazed gift
in the entire universe.

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[both] Hmm?

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Yeah, I don't get it.

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This is Batman's ear.

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Legend has it,
this ear was sliced off

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-the Dark Knight's cowl
by the Joker himself.
-[Joker laughing]

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It then made its way
to the black market
where it was snagged

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by one of Harleen's
connections.

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Now it is my most
priced possession.

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[both squealing, chuckling]

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[swishing]

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I cannot take a joke.

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[scoffs] Perhaps I will
convince you otherwise

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when I not only
take your joke
but shove it down your--

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I'm sensing you're still
a little upset about Harleen
this morning, huh?

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What does Barbara
even see in her?

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Look, Harleen can be a bit...

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[gasps] What are you
sharpening your sword with?

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A whetstone, of course.

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Mine was worn, so I borrowed
the one from Babs' desk.

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Diana, that is Batman's ear.

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[cracking]

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[gasps] Oh, no.

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I mean, they look so similar.

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[cracking]

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But why would Babs
have a whetstone?

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And didn't you see this?

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[triumphant music]

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[exhales] I must have been
so blinded by rage.

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Well, I have no choice
but to do the honorable thing.

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Confess my horrendous mistake
to Barbara.

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Ordinarily, I'd say
honesty is the best way to go.

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But Babs really loves that ear.

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I know,
but I must do what is right.

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Really loves that ear.

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♪ I love you, Bat-ear

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♪ If anyone hurt you
I'd lose it mentally ♪

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♪ Whether it was on purpose
Or done accidentally ♪

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[gasps] What do I do?

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Okay, Babs won't be back
down here

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until 6:00 am tomorrow
to watch her cartoons.

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That means you have ten hours
to find the replacement ear.

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But does such a thing
even exist?

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If it does, I can think
of only one person who'd know.

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[Harleen] Road trip!

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[chewing loudly]

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[sighs] Look at us.

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Just a couple of gal pals
on our way to Gotham City.

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It's so exciting.

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Yes, exciting,
but let us stay focused.

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We have just enough time
to get a replacement ear
and return before Babs...

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Harleen, are you listening?

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Hey, since I'm helping you,
you're gonna owe me big time,
aren't ya?

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You have my word, Harleen.

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I intend
to fully repay my debt,

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no matter what [splat] you ask.

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-[train stops]
-Oh, look at that. We're here.

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[banging on door]
Open up, open up, open up!

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You're gonna love Gotham.
But a word of warning.

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G-town can seem
a little prickly
to the uninitiated.

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-[siren blaring]
-[gasps]

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[dog barking]

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-[Harleen] Hey, Jeremy.
-Oh, hey, Harleen.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-Uh, excuse me.

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[crow cawing]

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-[grunts]
-I beg your...

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Hey! [gasps] My backpack.

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I have been robbed!
That Gothamite thief
will regret to--

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[alarm beeping]
There's no time to go after it.

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-We must get Babs new Bat-ear.
-Right.

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So we gotta meet my connection
across town
at Sprang Station.

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Don't worry, I'll get us there
in no time. This way.

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-[sighs]
-I mean, this way.

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-This is not Sprang Station.
-Nope.

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This is the Ace Chemical Plant,

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and that is the vat
where the legendary Joker
was born.

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Isn't it something?

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And what does this have to do
with getting a new Bat-ear?

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Nothing. Just thought
I'd share some of Gotham's
rich culture with ya.

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-[watch ticking]
-All right, time crunch.

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Okay, okay. From now on,
I'm gonna stay razor-focused.

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Ooh, butterfly. [giggling]

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[sighs in exasperation]

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Harleen, are you okay?
What is it?

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This is Crime Alley.

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[lightning crackling]

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Two of Gotham's
greatest treasures
were lost forever right here.

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I was just a kid
and I remember it
like yesterday.

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I was sucking on a pair
of all-day Jack Smackers

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when they fell out of my mouth
and on to the ground.

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I spent hours looking
for those two candy balls,

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but they were gone.

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Harleen, can we please
just go and--

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Oh, look, here they are.

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Pesky pearls.
[chomps] Wait a minute.

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These ain't mine.

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Harleen, you have already
shown me this chemical plant.

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Ah, you're thinking
the Ace Chemical on 3rd.

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This is the Ace on 27th.

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This vat is what turned
Dr. Freeze into Mr. Freeze.

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[sighs in exasperation]
I do not care
about chemical vats.

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You sure? I wanna show you
the Ace on 43rd.

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That's where this actor guy
got turned into
a clay monster--

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Just take me to Sprang Station!

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-Please.
-Eh, yeesh. Cranky much?

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Eh, I still love ya.
Now come on.

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Here we are. Sprang Station.

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What do we do now?
And, please,

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try to limit your answer
to 20 words or fewer.

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The plan is to get the Bat-ear

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by cutting it out
the Batman himself.

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Hey, that was only 15 words.

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-Are you serious?
-Eh, I think so.

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I counted Batman as one word.
I'm not sure
if he hyphenates, but...

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I was talking about your plan!

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Yep. I know this place
is on the big guy's
night patrol.

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All we gotta do
is tag us a wall

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and when Bats comes
to wag a finger at us,

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my connection will sneak up
behind him and snip,
that ear is as good as Babs'.

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This was a terrible idea.
I should have known better.

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I should have been upfront
with Barbara from the start.

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Uh-oh. Sounds like someone's
coming down with a case
of the "Should'ves."

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And you, Harleen Quinzel,

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you are the single most,
irritating person
I have ever encountered.

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[laughs] Oh, you.

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Let us just return
to Metropolis

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so I can tell Babs the truth
about her ear.

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[spraying]

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-[gasps]
-Great, huh?

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They say the best artist
is both beautiful
and thought-provoking.

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[panting] We must remove
this defacement
of public property at once.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[gasps] Batman. It is an honor.

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I realize how this looks,
but I assure you

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I would never make
such public assertions
about your personal odor or--

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[clattering]

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Stay still, Bats.

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Harley Quinn!

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[grunts] Just gonna take
a little of the top.

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[thrilling instrumental music]

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[screams]

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[grunting]

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[grunts] Stucco.

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Why'd this wall
have to be stucco?

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It's itching like crazy.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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You are not alone
in your anger, sir.

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In fact,
this may sound strange,

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but I had much higher hopes
for the first time
our paths crossed.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[Barbara crying]
Has anyone seen this Bat-ear?

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It's the sweetest little ear
you've ever seen.

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Or at least it was. [crying]

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No amount of treats
can fill the hole in my heart.

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But I'll try.
Bat-ear would have
wanted it that way.

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[chomping]

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In case it wasn't obvious,
Babs found out
her ear went missing.

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I would give anything
to make this pain
I have caused her go away.

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[crying]

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But I'm afraid it is time
to come clean.

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Barbara dear,
there is something

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I must tell you
about your Bat-ear.

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You found it, right?
That's what
you have to tell me, right?

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Right, right? You found it?

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No, I'm afraid
your Bat-ear is gone.

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Gone?

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[Harleen] That's right. Gone.
'Cause I took it.

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See, my connection
got her hands on some
even better Batmobilia.

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and said I could trade
the ear for it.

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Tada! A genuine
used-in-combat Batarang.

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[gasps] A real-life Batarang!

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Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Look at my cool thing.

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Harleen, I believe I owe you
an apology and my gratitude.

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I didn't do it for you.

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I knew my Babsie
was gonna be heartbroken

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and there was no way
I was letting that happen.

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That's right.
An honest-to-goodness Batarang.
Can you believe it?

203
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You know, I think I'm beginning
to see what Babs sees in you.

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-[Babs giggling]
-I am grateful.

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[chuckles] All the same,

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for putting a smile
on Babs' face,

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consider me in your debt,
Harleen Quinzel.

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Better believe you owe me.

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Batarangs ain't easy
to come by, you know.

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Yes. I can imagine
it would be very difficult.

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How did you say your connection
came upon this one?

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See, you can tell
this was used in the field.

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It's got little pieces
of stucco wedged in it.

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[gasps] Merciful Minerva!

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[laughing maniacally]

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-You are Harley Qui--
-Shh!

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Think I gotta cash in
that big favor you owe me

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and ask you to keep
a little secret.

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[gasps]

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[theme music playing]