[theme song playing]
♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side
♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow!
[chomping]
-Come to Diana. -[door slams]
[Barbara] This is the greatest day of my life!
She's the best, best, best!
[chuckles] Slow down, Babs. Who is the best?
Woohoo! Dang, dang, dang!
-[ice cream plopping] -[Diana grunts]
[splatters]
Looks like you missed your mouth a little there Big D. [laughing]
Ah, yes, I am so clumsy.
Kiddin'. Come on, Diana. Can't you take a joke?
Of course, I can. Oh, I just remembered.
I have less hilarious places to be.
-So what are you so excited about? -Oh, nothing really.
Just Harleen got me the most insanely incredible,
amazed, crazed gift in the entire universe.
[both] Hmm?
Yeah, I don't get it.
This is Batman's ear.
Legend has it, this ear was sliced off
-the Dark Knight's cowl by the Joker himself. -[Joker laughing]
It then made its way to the black market where it was snagged
by one of Harleen's connections.
Now it is my most priced possession.
[both squealing, chuckling]
[swishing]
I cannot take a joke.
[scoffs] Perhaps I will convince you otherwise
when I not only take your joke but shove it down your--
I'm sensing you're still a little upset about Harleen this morning, huh?
What does Barbara even see in her?
Look, Harleen can be a bit...
[gasps] What are you sharpening your sword with?
A whetstone, of course.
Mine was worn, so I borrowed the one from Babs' desk.
Diana, that is Batman's ear.
[cracking]
[gasps] Oh, no.
I mean, they look so similar.
[cracking]
But why would Babs have a whetstone?
And didn't you see this?
[triumphant music]
[exhales] I must have been so blinded by rage.
Well, I have no choice but to do the honorable thing.
Confess my horrendous mistake to Barbara.
Ordinarily, I'd say honesty is the best way to go.
But Babs really loves that ear.
I know, but I must do what is right.
Really loves that ear.
♪ I love you, Bat-ear
♪ If anyone hurt you I'd lose it mentally ♪
♪ Whether it was on purpose Or done accidentally ♪
[gasps] What do I do?
Okay, Babs won't be back down here
until 6:00 am tomorrow to watch her cartoons.
That means you have ten hours to find the replacement ear.
But does such a thing even exist?
If it does, I can think of only one person who'd know.
[Harleen] Road trip!
[chewing loudly]
[sighs] Look at us.
Just a couple of gal pals on our way to Gotham City.
It's so exciting.
Yes, exciting, but let us stay focused.
We have just enough time to get a replacement ear and return before Babs...
Harleen, are you listening?
Hey, since I'm helping you, you're gonna owe me big time, aren't ya?
You have my word, Harleen.
I intend to fully repay my debt,
no matter what [splat] you ask.
-[train stops] -Oh, look at that. We're here.
[banging on door] Open up, open up, open up!
You're gonna love Gotham. But a word of warning.
G-town can seem a little prickly to the uninitiated.
-[siren blaring] -[gasps]
[dog barking]
-[Harleen] Hey, Jeremy. -Oh, hey, Harleen.
-[indistinct chatter] -Uh, excuse me.
[crow cawing]
-[grunts] -I beg your...
Hey! [gasps] My backpack.
I have been robbed! That Gothamite thief will regret to--
[alarm beeping] There's no time to go after it.
-We must get Babs new Bat-ear. -Right.
So we gotta meet my connection across town at Sprang Station.
Don't worry, I'll get us there in no time. This way.
-[sighs] -I mean, this way.
-This is not Sprang Station. -Nope.
This is the Ace Chemical Plant,
and that is the vat where the legendary Joker was born.
Isn't it something?
And what does this have to do with getting a new Bat-ear?
Nothing. Just thought I'd share some of Gotham's rich culture with ya.
-[watch ticking] -All right, time crunch.
Okay, okay. From now on, I'm gonna stay razor-focused.
Ooh, butterfly. [giggling]
[sighs in exasperation]
Harleen, are you okay? What is it?
This is Crime Alley.
[lightning crackling]
Two of Gotham's greatest treasures were lost forever right here.
I was just a kid and I remember it like yesterday.
I was sucking on a pair of all-day Jack Smackers
when they fell out of my mouth and on to the ground.
I spent hours looking for those two candy balls,
but they were gone.
Harleen, can we please just go and--
Oh, look, here they are.
Pesky pearls. [chomps] Wait a minute.
These ain't mine.
Harleen, you have already shown me this chemical plant.
Ah, you're thinking the Ace Chemical on 3rd.
This is the Ace on 27th.
This vat is what turned Dr. Freeze into Mr. Freeze.
[sighs in exasperation] I do not care about chemical vats.
You sure? I wanna show you the Ace on 43rd.
That's where this actor guy got turned into a clay monster--
Just take me to Sprang Station!
-Please. -Eh, yeesh. Cranky much?
Eh, I still love ya. Now come on.
Here we are. Sprang Station.
What do we do now? And, please,
try to limit your answer to 20 words or fewer.
The plan is to get the Bat-ear
by cutting it out the Batman himself.
Hey, that was only 15 words.
-Are you serious? -Eh, I think so.
I counted Batman as one word. I'm not sure if he hyphenates, but...
I was talking about your plan!
Yep. I know this place is on the big guy's night patrol.
All we gotta do is tag us a wall
and when Bats comes to wag a finger at us,
my connection will sneak up behind him and snip, that ear is as good as Babs'.
This was a terrible idea. I should have known better.
I should have been upfront with Barbara from the start.
Uh-oh. Sounds like someone's coming down with a case of the "Should'ves."
And you, Harleen Quinzel,
you are the single most, irritating person I have ever encountered.
[laughs] Oh, you.
Let us just return to Metropolis
so I can tell Babs the truth about her ear.
[spraying]
-[gasps] -Great, huh?
They say the best artist is both beautiful and thought-provoking.
[panting] We must remove this defacement of public property at once.
[dramatic music playing]
[gasps] Batman. It is an honor.
I realize how this looks, but I assure you
I would never make such public assertions about your personal odor or--
[clattering]
Stay still, Bats.
Harley Quinn!
[grunts] Just gonna take a little of the top.
[thrilling instrumental music]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[screams]
[grunting]
[grunts] Stucco.
Why'd this wall have to be stucco?
It's itching like crazy.
[speaking indistinctly]
You are not alone in your anger, sir.
In fact, this may sound strange,
but I had much higher hopes for the first time our paths crossed.
[speaking indistinctly]
[dramatic music playing]
[Barbara crying] Has anyone seen this Bat-ear?
It's the sweetest little ear you've ever seen.
Or at least it was. [crying]
No amount of treats can fill the hole in my heart.
But I'll try. Bat-ear would have wanted it that way.
[chomping]
In case it wasn't obvious, Babs found out her ear went missing.
I would give anything to make this pain I have caused her go away.
[crying]
But I'm afraid it is time to come clean.
Barbara dear, there is something
I must tell you about your Bat-ear.
You found it, right? That's what you have to tell me, right?
Right, right? You found it?
No, I'm afraid your Bat-ear is gone.
Gone?
[Harleen] That's right. Gone. 'Cause I took it.
See, my connection got her hands on some even better Batmobilia.
and said I could trade the ear for it.
Tada! A genuine used-in-combat Batarang.
[gasps] A real-life Batarang!
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Look at my cool thing.
Harleen, I believe I owe you an apology and my gratitude.
I didn't do it for you.
I knew my Babsie was gonna be heartbroken
and there was no way I was letting that happen.
That's right. An honest-to-goodness Batarang. Can you believe it?
You know, I think I'm beginning to see what Babs sees in you.
-[Babs giggling] -I am grateful.
[chuckles] All the same,
for putting a smile on Babs' face,
consider me in your debt, Harleen Quinzel.
Better believe you owe me.
Batarangs ain't easy to come by, you know.
Yes. I can imagine it would be very difficult.
How did you say your connection came upon this one?
See, you can tell this was used in the field.
It's got little pieces of stucco wedged in it.
[gasps] Merciful Minerva!
[laughing maniacally]
-You are Harley Qui-- -Shh!
Think I gotta cash in that big favor you owe me
and ask you to keep a little secret.
[gasps]
[theme music playing]