[theme song playing]
♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side
♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow!
At the risk of sounding like a pawn
to the education-industrial complex, I have to admit...
I love report card day!
If my GPA is up this term,
Jeremiah will finally let me have my car back.
[shudders] Let's see. "D-Minus"?
Guess who's back on the road!
"B". "A".
"B!" Oh, my gosh, it's finally happening.
An "S" for satisfactory in test prep!
My grades spell "Babs"!
Diana, is everything okay?
Oh, yes. It is just that there is an unusual symbol next to one of my "A's".
-Perhaps it is a smudge. -That is a minus.
[Zatanna] You got an "A-minus".
Uh, me-noose?
You know, like not quite an "A".
But better than a "B" plus.
But I have always achieved straight "A's".
Clearly, a misunderstanding has transpired.
A misunderstanding that shall be rectified immediately!
-[door closes] -[muffled speaking]
[Diana crying]
It appears this me-noose is legitimate.
Now, if you will excuse me,
I have some "totally not related to the me-noose" business to attend to.
-Diana, that's the-- -Uh-uh, she probably wants some alone time.
[Diana grunts]
You know, to vent a little.
-[Diana grunting] -A lot. Give her a sec.
[Diana grunting]
Getting it out of her system is all.
-See? -[Diana shouts]
[whimpering] Maybe give her just one more second.
Is she still breathing? Someone should check.
Yeah, she hasn't moved from that couch in five days to even brush her teeth.
I'm not going anywhere near where she breathes.
Well, one thing's for sure. It's on us to cheer her up.
Whenever I am feeling down,
I find it helpful to re-center and refocus.
[inhales deeply] Breathe in the outer peace,
[exhales] and breathe out the inner chaos.
You try.
-[sighs] -[fly buzzes]
[Kara grunts]
Oh, yeah! See that?
Punching stuff just makes you feel better.
Come on, let me show you.
[party horn blowing]
I call this my party hat!
Because wherever you go, the party is at!
Nothing like a little makeover magic to put a smile on your face.
[tears flowing]
Eh, this isn't working.
We're not addressing the real problem.
The reason Diana got that minus
is because she's spread way too thin.
See, Diana, on Themyscira,
you only had to focus on being a warrior and a princess.
But now you're also a superhero, a student, a team leader...
and, well actually, here, I made this chart.
[all] Wow!
Oh, hold on...
Soup kitchens, volunteer tutoring.
Wait, you've been giving our dogs baths?
That's why Krypto stopped smelling like sardines.
Thank you, Karen. This presentation has been most enlightening.
And with Zeus as my witness, I swear to never again spread myself thin.
I'm so glad to hear that. Now you--
Because from this day forward, I shall only spread myself thicker.
You shall what now?
[Diana] Karen is right.
I cannot let a single, yet unforgivably reprehensible, transgression
like a me-noose keep me from fulfilling my responsibilities.
And now that she has streamlined each of my duties for me,
I am sure to never again reek of failure.
N... no. Diana.
My chart is supposed to show you that you're maxed out.
Not for long.
I must write to Themyscira at once.
[mimicking crowing]
Uh, you're not sending away for a magical shell or anything, right?
Magical shell?
-Oh, do not be silly. -[hawk screeching]
I have requested the Mystical Fruit of Hermes.
You see, when an Amazon prepares for war,
she eats a sacred fruit that grants her boundless energy.
And now I shall once again call upon its strength.
[chews loudly]
Can't forget my to-do list.
It's not a to-do list. [groans]
And now giving the rebuttal from Metropolis High School, Diana Prince.
In closing, I will simply say this...
if we ever hope to grow as a society,
we must put ego aside and accept this immutable truth...
pineapple has no place on a pizza pie.
[crowd cheering]
Uh, Diana?
Did Science Club really need to meet on the debate stage?
Yes. Oh, and next week we meet during Gymnastics Regionals,
so be sure to bring your leotards.
[upbeat music playing]
[grunting]
[buzzer sounds]
[all cheering]
[chomping]
-[all screaming] -[robot growls]
All right. Let's get to smash--
[grunting]
[screams]
Come on, guys. We don't want to let our heart rates drop.
[muffled music playing]
[water splashing]
-[dog barking] -[camera shutter clicks]
[Diana grunting] Eight, nine, two, two, five, six.
Uh, Diana, you busy?
[barbell thuds]
No, no. I'm just squeezing in a few reps
while brushing up on Neruda and reciting pi to its hundredth place.
So, uh, I couldn't help but notice
you've been acting different lately.
Indeed, I have.
Thanks to your chart, I have never been so productive.
Uh...
In fact, I've nearly forgotten all about this shameful
and indelible indignity left behind by a contemptible me-noose.
About that...
You know, a lot of people would be proud of an "A-minus".
As well they should be.
But I must hold myself to a higher standard.
Why?
Why? Well, you see, because I...
Time for squat cross, Shakespeare,
and the recitation of the periodic table of elements.
One, H, hydrogen.
Guys, I'm really worried about Diana.
Me too. She is in a total overdrive.
Don't worry. I got a plan to get our Diana back.
-[sundae smashing] -We trash these things.
Hmm. Are we sure that's the answer?
These look harmless and kind of delicious.
Uh, Babs, I wouldn't eat--
[chomps]
Babs? Are we okay?
Okay? Yes. Very okay.
Are you guys okay?
After all, I'm sitting here watching you bounce all over,
unless, of course, you're sitting over there
and I'm bouncing all over...
which come to think of it, makes way more sense!
The fruit's not the problem, guys.
[Barbara whooping]
Well, not the whole problem.
We need to get rid of that chart.
Of course. That makes total sense.
Diana is subconsciously using the chart as a way to keep her mind preoccupied
in order to avoid having to think about her self-perceived failure.
The "A-minus" or me-noose, as she so adorably puts it,
it's a classic denial tactic.
Side note, the "A" in Babs on my report card was in Psychology!
Wazzup!
[Zatanna] Uh, Babs, honey, you can come down now.
Okay, so here's the plan.
We swipe Karen's stupid to-do list
while Diana's not looking.
Kara, Diana's the most rational among us.
If we share our concerns with her
with both love and respect,
I'm sure she'll hand over the chart willingly.
I will hand over no such thing!
[hissing]
Okay, she's a bit more obstinate than I thought,
but there's one technique...
Quick. Karen, swipe your stupid to-do list while she's not looking.
[grunts]
I have no time for such games!
[Supergirl grunting]
So, first off, sorry about this. Quick question.
Does eating the fruit always leave this weird aftertaste?
It's like something in between smoked hickory, the color mauve and time itself.
Give me what is rightfully mine!
You can have it back if you can figure out which one it is.
[chanting spell]
I am so taking that spell out of the rotation.
Really didn't want to do this.
[growls]
[screams]
[Bumblebee] Supergirl, over here!
This has gone on long enough, Karen.
Diana, I'm sorry.
I thought this chart would help you see
that in the big picture getting a dumb minus isn't a big deal.
I mean, look at what you're doing to yourself,
to us, and why?
Because you can't accept that something you did wasn't perfect?
You know, since we met, I've made a lot of mistakes.
But you're always the first to tell me that it's okay.
Now, after all this, I finally realized
that no one has ever said the same is okay for you.
So I'm doing it right now.
Diana, it's okay not to be perfect.
Because no matter what, you're still an amazing hero,
leader, student and, most importantly, friend.
Thank you, Karen.
I think you know what to do with this.
Thank you, sisters.
Never again shall I let any me-noose come in between us.
Uh, girls?
Any chance we could move this end-of-a-hard-learned-lesson hug a few feet upwind?
[yelps]
[barks]
[theme music playing]