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[theme song playing]

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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

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♪ Crushing it side by side

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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

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♪ Wow!

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At the risk of sounding
like a pawn

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to the education-industrial
complex, I have to admit...

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I love report card day!

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If my GPA is up this term,

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Jeremiah will finally
let me have my car back.

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[shudders] Let's see.
"D-Minus"?

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Guess who's
back on the road!

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"B". "A".

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"B!" Oh, my gosh,
it's finally happening.

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An "S" for satisfactory
in test prep!

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My grades spell "Babs"!

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Diana, is everything okay?

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Oh, yes. It is just that
there is an unusual symbol
next to one of my "A's".

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-Perhaps it is a smudge.
-That is a minus.

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[Zatanna] You got an "A-minus".

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Uh, me-noose?

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You know,
like not quite an "A".

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But better than
a "B" plus.

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But I have always achieved
straight "A's".

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Clearly, a misunderstanding
has transpired.

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A misunderstanding
that shall be rectified
immediately!

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-[door closes]
-[muffled speaking]

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[Diana crying]

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It appears this
me-noose is legitimate.

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Now, if you
will excuse me,

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I have some "totally not
related to the me-noose"
business to attend to.

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-Diana, that's the--
-Uh-uh, she probably
wants some alone time.

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[Diana grunts]

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You know,
to vent a little.

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-[Diana grunting]
-A lot.
Give her a sec.

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[Diana grunting]

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Getting it out
of her system is all.

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-See?
-[Diana shouts]

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[whimpering] Maybe give her
just one more second.

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Is she still breathing?
Someone should check.

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Yeah, she hasn't moved
from that couch in five days
to even brush her teeth.

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I'm not going anywhere
near where she breathes.

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Well, one thing's for sure.
It's on us to cheer her up.

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Whenever I am
feeling down,

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I find it helpful
to re-center and refocus.

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[inhales deeply]
Breathe in the outer peace,

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[exhales]
and breathe out
the inner chaos.

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You try.

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-[sighs]
-[fly buzzes]

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[Kara grunts]

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Oh, yeah! See that?

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Punching stuff just
makes you feel better.

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Come on,
let me show you.

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[party horn blowing]

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I call this my party hat!

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Because wherever you go,
the party is at!

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Nothing like a little
makeover magic
to put a smile on your face.

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[tears flowing]

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Eh, this isn't working.

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We're not addressing
the real problem.

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The reason Diana
got that minus

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is because she's spread
way too thin.

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See, Diana,
on Themyscira,

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you only had to focus
on being a warrior
and a princess.

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But now you're also
a superhero, a student,
a team leader...

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and, well actually, here,
I made this chart.

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[all] Wow!

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Oh, hold on...

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Soup kitchens,
volunteer tutoring.

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Wait, you've been giving
our dogs baths?

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That's why Krypto
stopped smelling
like sardines.

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Thank you, Karen.
This presentation has been
most enlightening.

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And with Zeus as my witness,
I swear to never again
spread myself thin.

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I'm so glad to hear that.
Now you--

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Because from this day forward,
I shall only spread
myself thicker.

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You shall what now?

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[Diana] Karen is right.

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I cannot let a single,
yet unforgivably
reprehensible, transgression

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like a me-noose keep me
from fulfilling
my responsibilities.

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And now that she
has streamlined
each of my duties for me,

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I am sure to never again
reek of failure.

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N... no. Diana.

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My chart is supposed
to show you
that you're maxed out.

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Not for long.

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I must write
to Themyscira at once.

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[mimicking crowing]

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Uh, you're not sending away
for a magical shell
or anything, right?

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Magical shell?

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-Oh, do not be silly.
-[hawk screeching]

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I have requested
the Mystical Fruit of Hermes.

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You see, when an Amazon
prepares for war,

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she eats a sacred fruit
that grants her
boundless energy.

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And now I shall once again
call upon its strength.

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[chews loudly]

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Can't forget
my to-do list.

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It's not a to-do list.
[groans]

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And now giving the rebuttal
from Metropolis High School,
Diana Prince.

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In closing,
I will simply say this...

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if we ever hope to grow
as a society,

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we must put ego aside
and accept
this immutable truth...

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pineapple has no place
on a pizza pie.

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[crowd cheering]

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Uh, Diana?

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Did Science Club really need
to meet on the debate stage?

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Yes. Oh, and next week
we meet during
Gymnastics Regionals,

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so be sure
to bring your leotards.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[grunting]

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[buzzer sounds]

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[all cheering]

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[chomping]

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-[all screaming]
-[robot growls]

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All right.
Let's get to smash--

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[grunting]

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[screams]

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Come on, guys.
We don't want to let
our heart rates drop.

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[muffled music playing]

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[water splashing]

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-[dog barking]
-[camera shutter clicks]

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[Diana grunting]
Eight, nine,
two, two, five, six.

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Uh, Diana, you busy?

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[barbell thuds]

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No, no. I'm just
squeezing in
a few reps

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while brushing up on Neruda
and reciting pi
to its hundredth place.

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So, uh, I couldn't help
but notice

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you've been acting
different lately.

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Indeed, I have.

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Thanks to your chart,
I have never been
so productive.

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Uh...

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In fact, I've nearly forgotten
all about this shameful

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and indelible indignity
left behind by a
contemptible me-noose.

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About that...

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You know, a lot of people
would be proud of an "A-minus".

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As well they should be.

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But I must hold myself
to a higher standard.

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Why?

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Why? Well, you see,
because I...

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Time for squat cross,
Shakespeare,

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and the recitation
of the periodic table
of elements.

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One, H, hydrogen.

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Guys, I'm really worried
about Diana.

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Me too.
She is in a total overdrive.

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Don't worry.
I got a plan
to get our Diana back.

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-[sundae smashing]
-We trash these things.

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Hmm. Are we sure
that's the answer?

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These look harmless
and kind of delicious.

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Uh, Babs,
I wouldn't eat--

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[chomps]

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Babs? Are we okay?

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Okay? Yes. Very okay.

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Are you guys okay?

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After all, I'm sitting here
watching you bounce
all over,

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unless, of course,
you're sitting over there

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and I'm bouncing
all over...

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which come to think of it,
makes way more sense!

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The fruit's not
the problem, guys.

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[Barbara whooping]

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Well, not the
whole problem.

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We need
to get rid of that chart.

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Of course.
That makes total sense.

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Diana is subconsciously
using the chart as a way
to keep her mind preoccupied

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in order to avoid
having to think about her
self-perceived failure.

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The "A-minus" or me-noose,
as she so adorably puts it,

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it's a classic denial tactic.

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Side note, the "A" in Babs
on my report card
was in Psychology!

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Wazzup!

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[Zatanna] Uh, Babs, honey,
you can come down now.

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Okay, so here's
the plan.

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We swipe Karen's
stupid to-do list

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while Diana's not looking.

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Kara, Diana's the most
rational among us.

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If we share
our concerns with her

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with both love and respect,

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I'm sure she'll hand over
the chart willingly.

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I will hand over
no such thing!

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[hissing]

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Okay, she's a bit more
obstinate than I thought,

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but there's
one technique...

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Quick. Karen,
swipe your stupid to-do list
while she's not looking.

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[grunts]

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I have no time
for such games!

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[Supergirl grunting]

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So, first off,
sorry about this.
Quick question.

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Does eating the fruit
always leave
this weird aftertaste?

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It's like something in between
smoked hickory, the color
mauve and time itself.

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Give me what
is rightfully mine!

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You can have it back
if you can figure out
which one it is.

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[chanting spell]

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I am so taking that spell
out of the rotation.

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Really didn't
want to do this.

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[growls]

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[screams]

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[Bumblebee]
Supergirl, over here!

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This has gone
on long enough,
Karen.

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Diana, I'm sorry.

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I thought this chart
would help you see

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that in the big picture
getting a dumb minus
isn't a big deal.

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I mean, look at
what you're doing to yourself,

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to us, and why?

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Because you can't accept
that something you did
wasn't perfect?

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You know, since we met,
I've made a lot of mistakes.

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But you're always the first
to tell me that it's okay.

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Now, after all this,
I finally realized

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that no one has ever said
the same is okay for you.

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So I'm doing
it right now.

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Diana, it's okay
not to be perfect.

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Because no matter what,
you're still an amazing hero,

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leader, student
and, most importantly, friend.

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Thank you, Karen.

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I think you know
what to do with this.

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Thank you, sisters.

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Never again shall I let
any me-noose come
in between us.

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Uh, girls?

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Any chance we could move this
end-of-a-hard-learned-lesson
hug a few feet upwind?

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[yelps]

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[barks]

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[theme music playing]