[theme song playing]
♪ When super me
♪ Becomes super we
♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side
♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow!
[sliding]
I have amazing news, everyone!
The school just gave me approval to do a fundraiser for a cause
that is very dear to my heart,
the Pit Roach!
Whoa! That is amazing!
Pit Roachis like my all-time favorite band!
[heavy metal music playing]
Not...that.
I'm talking about the Montisan Screeching Pit Roach. See?
[chittering]
Gah!
This Queen and her so-called invasive species
have just come to Metropolis.
Can you believe the city wants to squash these exquisite creatures?
I've been collecting them at my home to keep them safe,
but my Moms aren't super thrilled.
[chitters loudly]
[screams]
So I've decided to raise money to build a Pit Roach Sanctuary
in Metropolis Park for all to enjoy!
Designing it was tricky,
because it's very important to keep the Pit Roaches separated.
[gravely] For if they were ever to assemble together--
Gah! Okay! Guys, that thing just looked right at me
and, I swear, it mouthed the words, "I will eat you."
[screams]
-[shudders] -[Diana] So,
what was this about a fundraiser?
I am hosting a talent show!
[whoops] 'Lil Harleen and I had a comedy act in Gotham.
It would kill here!
I was hoping you'd all help with the show!
Zee, you can perform magic.
I sing, dance and act, too, if that helps.
And Kara can shred on her guitar.
[Kara] Rock on!
-Karen, you'll run tech. -Backstage? Yes.
And for the finale, I have written a duet
about the beauty of the Montisan Screeching Pit Roach.
Jess, since you'll be busy singing such an important song,
you'll probably want an experienced director.
Oh, thanks, Zee,
but I am not singing this song,
so I will be free to direct.
Twist my arm. I'll sing and you direct.
Actually, I thought Diana would sing.
I am honored that you have entrusted me
with this most critical endeavor.
I consider it a true privilege to have been bestowed this--
-Will you sing or no? -Of course.
Though, in fairness, I must confess I have never sung before.
Diana, I have full confidence
you sing just as you do everything else.
Amazingly!
Did someone say duet--
Oliver is singing the other part, Zee.
Oh.
Now, come on! We have a show to rehearse!
[swishing]
[singing] ♪ That's right! She gone!
♪ But not for very long
Zee? Just stick to the magic, okay?
[distortion echoes]
[guitar music playing]
Say, 'Lil Harleen?
What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
[high-pitched] I don't know, Babsy.
What is the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go to a bank without Robin! [laughs]
Just checking.
You thought "Lil Harleen" was just Babs' nickname for Harleen, too, right?
Well, at least we have Diana's finale.
[piano music playing]
♪ I'm a Queen in my own land
♪ But I'm reviled On this foreign sand! ♪
♪ Yeah, Yeah
♪ I see you running From the light ♪
♪ But you are a living being
♪ And now I see
♪ That you must be
♪ Free
Huh? How was that?
Well, uh...it was, um...
Let me handle this. You just gotta be delicate.
Diana... [gasps] You stink.
Does stink hold some sort of ironic colloquial meaning?
Like when one says something is "sick"
-but they mean-- -Nope. We mean you stink like you stink.
I, Princess Diana of Themyscira,
stink at something?
I'm happy to take the whole song...
You will do no such thing!
I cannot accept failure.
I will do as I have always done when faced with a challenge.
I will train! I will train
until I am the greatest singer of all!
Someone can't just learn a natural talent.
[gasps] Then that someone wasn't trying hard enough.
[kettle whistles]
[tea trickling]
-[squeezes] -[squirts]
♪ You are a Queen and you're♪
[glass breaks]
[liquid bubbling]
[gulping]
Prepare to recant all prior assertions of stinkage,
for I... am ready!
[plays piano]
♪ You are a Queen and you're
[Kara] Nope!
[gasps] Kara!
[whispers] Thank you.
I-- I failed... in front of everyone.
It's okay, Diana. We still love you.
Yeah, who cares? There are so many things you're great at!
And we're all bad at something.
I mean, look how bad I am at telling people they're bad at something.
No, I cannot be bad at some thing!
I swear by Chiron's hooves, by this time tomorrow,
all shall tremble at my voice!
[high-pitched] Does she realize some of us
was already kinda tremblin' at it?
I must perfect my singing.
[Hippolyta] Failure is not an option...
Mother?
[shoots arrow]
You will train until you are perfect, Diana!
Diana?
Diana, is something wrong?
Oh. Hello, Julia.
No, it is just... I have this friend
who is good at everything,
except for one small thing that hardly matters,
but she knows she will never be at peace
until she can do this thing better than anyone else who walks this earth.
Well, does your "friend" realize it's okay to not be good at something?
Perseus was a great warrior,
but was horrible at the discus.
Odysseus was a brilliant king, but had
zero sense of direction.
This conch?
It belonged to the Sirens.
Great singers, but terrible friends--
what with always putting people in trances
and luring them to their dooms.
You see? No one is good at everything.
Yes, I see.
The Sirens were great singers, weren't they?
[sighs]
Three days until the show
and we haven't sold a single ticket.
[Diana] Fear not, Jessica.
For the voice that will fill this house has arrived!
[groans]
♪ You
♪ You are a Queen In your own land ♪
♪ But you are reviled On this foreign sand! ♪
♪ Once you would have given me A fright! ♪
♪ But now I see
♪ That you must be
♪ Free♪
[applause]
-It's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard. -[all cheering]
-[Babs] How the heck did she do that? -[Kara] You nailed it!
[in sing-song] Must be free
Must be free.
[exclaims] Great dress rehearsal, Diana!
You really are good at everything!
Yes... I am the best...
the best at cheating!
Uh, I don't know what I'm looking at.
The Sirens' conch.
I borrowed its magic to give me that beautiful voice.
I am no inspiration.
I am a monster!
But I cannot live this lie anymore.
I am sorry, Jessica.
No, I am sorry.
I-- I should've never put you in this spot.
Besides, I'm sure Oliver would love to sing both parts.
Aw! [chuckles]
Wait...where is Oliver?
[in sing-song voice] Must be free.
[chittering]
[all screaming]
-[tires screech] -[man screams]
[screams]
Gah!
What happened?
[in sing-song voice] Must be free.
"The roaches must be free..."
[gasps] The Siren's trance!
This is all my fault.
Because of my dishonesty, I--
Let's worry about fault later.
All right, Kara.
This is your time.
Time to overcome your fear of--
Ah! Ah! Are they in my hair? It feels like they're in my hair!
[screams]
[grunting]
Don't hurt them! I raised some of them since birth--
yesterday!
Jess, ever think these things were labeled an invasive species
for a reason?
Oh, yeah? Let me tell you about another invasive species.
-Called mankind, and-- -[engine revving]
Okay, maybe they don't belong here.
They need guidance from the Queen.
This place is unfamiliar.
Give them their stupid Queen, Jess!
I can't! She's just as lost as they are!
She'll have them start burrowing
and then there'd be no stopping them!
We need her to lead them back to containment.
I haven't heard anything this wretched
since, well, Diana. No offense, Diana.
Your insult has given me an idea.
Wonder Woman may not be able to stop them
but perhaps Diana Prince can.
I shall be the best worst singer.
♪ I see you running From the light ♪
♪ And once you would've give me A fright ♪
♪ But you are a living being
[piano music playing]
♪ Now I see I must be free
[all cheering]
Well, we made enough to send the roaches home to their native island.
I think both species will be happier that way.
I am happy this worked out, despite my artifice.
At least, I can now admit that I am not good at singing--
-Well, like I said, it's a natural tal-- -Yet!
But I will be.
That day may not be today,
nor may it be tomorrow,
but by Athena's honor, I shall one day sing
like the nine Muses themselves!
This, I swear!
[theme music playing]