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[theme song playing]

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♪ When super me

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♪ Becomes super we

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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

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♪ Crushing it side by side

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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

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♪ Wow!

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[sliding]

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I have amazing news, everyone!

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The school just gave me
approval to do
a fundraiser for a cause

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that is very dear to my heart,

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the Pit Roach!

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Whoa! That is amazing!

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Pit Roachis like my all-time
favorite band!

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[heavy metal music playing]

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Not...that.

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I'm talking about
the Montisan Screeching
Pit Roach. See?

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[chittering]

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Gah!

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This Queen and her so-called
invasive species

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have just come to Metropolis.

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Can you believe the city
wants to squash
these exquisite creatures?

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I've been collecting them
at my home
to keep them safe,

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but my Moms
aren't super thrilled.

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[chitters loudly]

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[screams]

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So I've decided to raise money
to build a Pit Roach Sanctuary

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in Metropolis Park
for all to enjoy!

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Designing it was tricky,

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because it's very important to
keep the Pit Roaches separated.

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[gravely] For if they were ever
to assemble together--

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Gah! Okay! Guys, that thing
just looked right at me

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and, I swear,
it mouthed the words,
"I will eat you."

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[screams]

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-[shudders]
-[Diana] So,

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what was this
about a fundraiser?

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I am hosting a talent show!

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[whoops] 'Lil Harleen
and I had a comedy act
in Gotham.

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It would kill here!

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I was hoping
you'd all help with the show!

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Zee, you can perform magic.

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I sing, dance and act,
too, if that helps.

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And Kara can shred
on her guitar.

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[Kara] Rock on!

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-Karen, you'll run tech.
-Backstage? Yes.

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And for the finale,
I have written a duet

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about the beauty
of the Montisan Screeching
Pit Roach.

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Jess, since you'll be busy
singing such
an important song,

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you'll probably
want an experienced director.

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Oh, thanks, Zee,

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but I am not singing this song,

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so I will be free to direct.

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Twist my arm.
I'll sing and you direct.

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Actually, I thought
Diana would sing.

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I am honored
that you have entrusted me

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with this
most critical endeavor.

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I consider it a true privilege
to have been bestowed this--

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-Will you sing or no?
-Of course.

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Though, in fairness,
I must confess
I have never sung before.

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Diana, I have full confidence

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you sing just as you do
everything else.

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Amazingly!

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Did someone say duet--

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Oliver is singing
the other part, Zee.

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Oh.

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Now, come on!
We have a show to rehearse!

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[swishing]

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[singing]
♪ That's right! She gone!

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♪ But not for very long

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Zee? Just stick
to the magic, okay?

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[distortion echoes]

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[guitar music playing]

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Say, 'Lil Harleen?

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What's the difference between
Batman and a robber?

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[high-pitched]
I don't know, Babsy.

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What is the difference between
Batman and a robber?

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Batman can go to a bank
without Robin! [laughs]

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Just checking.

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You thought "Lil Harleen"
was just Babs' nickname
for Harleen, too, right?

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Well, at least
we have Diana's finale.

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[piano music playing]

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♪ I'm a Queen in my own land

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♪ But I'm reviled
On this foreign sand! ♪

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♪ Yeah, Yeah

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♪ I see you running
From the light ♪

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♪ But you are a living being

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♪ And now I see

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♪ That you must be

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♪ Free

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Huh? How was that?

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Well, uh...it was, um...

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Let me handle this.
You just gotta be delicate.

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Diana... [gasps] You stink.

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Does stink hold some sort of
ironic colloquial meaning?

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Like when one says
something is "sick"

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-but they mean--
-Nope. We mean
you stink like you stink.

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I, Princess Diana
of Themyscira,

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stink at something?

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I'm happy
to take the whole song...

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You will do no such thing!

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I cannot accept failure.

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I will do as I have always done
when faced with a challenge.

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I will train! I will train

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until I am
the greatest singer of all!

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Someone can't just
learn a natural talent.

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[gasps] Then that someone
wasn't trying hard enough.

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[kettle whistles]

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[tea trickling]

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-[squeezes]
-[squirts]

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♪ You are a Queen and you're♪

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[glass breaks]

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[liquid bubbling]

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[gulping]

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Prepare to recant
all prior assertions
of stinkage,

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for I... am ready!

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[plays piano]

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♪ You are a Queen and you're

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[Kara] Nope!

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[gasps] Kara!

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[whispers] Thank you.

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I-- I failed...
in front of everyone.

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It's okay, Diana.
We still love you.

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Yeah, who cares?
There are so many things
you're great at!

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And we're all bad at something.

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I mean, look how bad
I am at telling people
they're bad at something.

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No, I cannot be bad
at some thing!

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I swear by Chiron's hooves,
by this time tomorrow,

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all shall tremble at my voice!

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[high-pitched]
Does she realize
some of us

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was already
kinda tremblin' at it?

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I must perfect my singing.

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[Hippolyta]
Failure is not an option...

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Mother?

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[shoots arrow]

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You will train
until you are perfect, Diana!

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Diana?

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Diana, is something wrong?

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Oh. Hello, Julia.

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No, it is just...
I have this friend

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who is good at everything,

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except for one small thing
that hardly matters,

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but she knows
she will never be at peace

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until she can do this thing
better than anyone else
who walks this earth.

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Well, does your "friend"
realize it's okay
to not be good at something?

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Perseus was a great warrior,

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but was horrible at the discus.

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Odysseus was a brilliant king,
but had

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zero sense of direction.

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This conch?

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It belonged to the Sirens.

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Great singers,
but terrible friends--

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what with always
putting people in trances

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and luring them to their dooms.

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You see?
No one is good at everything.

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Yes, I see.

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The Sirens were great singers,
weren't they?

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[sighs]

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Three days until the show

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and we haven't sold
a single ticket.

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[Diana] Fear not, Jessica.

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For the voice
that will fill this house
has arrived!

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[groans]

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♪ You

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♪ You are a Queen
In your own land ♪

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♪ But you are reviled
On this foreign sand! ♪

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♪ Once you would have given me
A fright! ♪

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♪ But now I see

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♪ That you must be

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♪ Free♪

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[applause]

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-It's the most beautiful
sound I've ever heard.
-[all cheering]

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-[Babs]
How the heck did she do that?
-[Kara] You nailed it!

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[in sing-song] Must be free

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Must be free.

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[exclaims]
Great dress rehearsal, Diana!

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You really are good
at everything!

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Yes... I am the best...

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the best at cheating!

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Uh, I don't know
what I'm looking at.

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The Sirens' conch.

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I borrowed its magic
to give me
that beautiful voice.

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I am no inspiration.

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I am a monster!

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But I cannot
live this lie anymore.

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I am sorry, Jessica.

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No, I am sorry.

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I-- I should've
never put you in this spot.

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Besides, I'm sure Oliver
would love to sing both parts.

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Aw! [chuckles]

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Wait...where is Oliver?

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[in sing-song voice]
Must be free.

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Must be free.

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[chittering]

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[all screaming]

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-[tires screech]
-[man screams]

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[screams]

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Gah!

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What happened?

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[in sing-song voice]
Must be free.

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"The roaches must be free..."

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[gasps] The Siren's trance!

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This is all my fault.

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Because of my dishonesty, I--

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Let's worry about fault later.

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All right, Kara.

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This is your time.

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Time to overcome your fear of--

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Ah! Ah! Are they in my hair?
It feels like
they're in my hair!

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[screams]

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[grunting]

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Don't hurt them!
I raised some of them
since birth--

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yesterday!

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Jess, ever think these things
were labeled
an invasive species

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for a reason?

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Oh, yeah? Let me tell you
about another invasive species.

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-Called mankind, and--
-[engine revving]

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Okay, maybe
they don't belong here.

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They need guidance
from the Queen.

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This place is unfamiliar.

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Give them
their stupid Queen, Jess!

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I can't! She's just as lost
as they are!

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She'll have them
start burrowing

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and then
there'd be no stopping them!

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We need her to lead them
back to containment.

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I haven't heard
anything this wretched

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since, well, Diana.
No offense, Diana.

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Your insult
has given me an idea.

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Wonder Woman
may not be able to stop them

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but perhaps Diana Prince can.

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I shall be
the best worst singer.

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♪ I see you running
From the light ♪

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♪ And once you would've give me
A fright ♪

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♪ But you are a living being

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[piano music playing]

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♪ Now I see I must be free

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[all cheering]

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Well, we made enough
to send the roaches home
to their native island.

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I think both species
will be happier that way.

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I am happy this worked out,
despite my artifice.

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At least, I can now admit
that I am not good at singing--

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-Well, like I said,
it's a natural tal--
-Yet!

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But I will be.

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That day may not be today,

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nor may it be tomorrow,

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but by Athena's honor,
I shall one day sing

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like the nine
Muses themselves!

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This, I swear!

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[theme music playing]