[theme song playing]
♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side
♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow!
[alarm ringing]
[whistles]
Whoever did this sure made off with a bundle.
Hmm.
Well, I'm stumped. Froyo?
The police don't realize
this isn't your run-of-the-mill jewel thief.
A master criminal is at work here.
What makes you say that?
Call it a hunch.
[beeps]
[gasp]
I knew it! The Riddler!
One of Gotham's most devious villains!
Here, in Metropolis!
And you know that means?
Our city's going down the tube?
Batman won't be far behind!
Aha!
The Riddler's MO is to leave a riddle
that gives clues to his next crime.
What kind of master criminal leaves clues to help stop his next crime?
Hmm. What is always on its way here, but never arrives?
Hmm. The answer is "Tomorrow!"
[gasps]
It's so obvious!
The Riddler's planning to steal the prototype
of a thera-magnetic wave generator
from Metropolis Museum's World of Tomorrow science exhibit!
You got all that from one riddle?
It's all here in Batman's book.
You Got All That From One Riddle?:
Cracking The Code of a Criminal Mind.
Hmm.
Ooh, this is perfect!
Once I singlehandedly catch the Riddler,
Batman will be sure to notice me!
[glass breaking]
[alarm ringing]
[Riddler] Riddle me this:
which criminal genius will make bank with this baby on the black market?
Me!
What the--
No, no! Not you! This is why I left Gotham!
[panting]
[whimpering]
Hey, y-you're not B-Batman!
[indistinct bat grunting]
Uh. Wait... What did you say?
[firmer Bat grunting]
I'm sorry. One more time.
Ugh! I said "Time's up, Riddler!"
[gasps]
Batman?
And that's how Robin caught the Riddler!
You? I caught the Riddler!
That's not how the rope tells it, sister!
I tracked him down! I mean, how'd you even know he'd be here?
I didn't. It so happens my class was on a field trip here today.
I left my favorite comic book in the can, and I just came back to get it.
Listen to me you little--
[gasping]
Oh, my gosh, it's, you. It's really you!
[gasping]
I am your most biggest fan. I have so many questions.
Is it true that you have a T-Rex in your Batcave?
What ratio of Potassium Nitrate do you use in your smoke-bombs?
Oh, and how many miles per gallon does the Batmobile get?
City and highway?
Right. Down to business.
Let me just say it was an honor
catching one of your archnemeses!
[Robin] Don't listen to the poser, Batman!
Your old' buddy snagged the bad guy.
-He's lying! -Am not!
[indistinct Bat grunting]
What'd he say?
He said, nice going, Wanna-Bat: you let the Riddler get away.
Wait! Batman, I can--
Ya really blew it this time, huh?
You think you're so big in your little, green chainmail underwear.
Truth is, I'd make a better sidekick than you'll ever be.
You? Better sidekick?
Oh, that's a good one! That's rich!
Oh. You're serious?
As Batman himself.
Oh, yeah? Prove it!
I thought you'd never ask.
This contest will prove which one of us is the better sidekick
once and for all.
It's simple.
Whoever apprehends the most lawbreakers in one hour wins.
Hey, Snoozy McBore-to-death, while we're young?
Starting... now!
[alarm ringing]
[Batgirl yells]
[grunts]
[Robin] Aha!
[old woman yelping]
What's the matter, Grandma? Too good for a crosswalk?
[yelps]
Store policy: No outside food!
[panicked screaming]
[screaming]
[Batgirl yelling]
[effortful grunting]
It's about time, slow poke!
[grunts]
[panting] Prepare to lose, twerp.
Let's see. One, two, three.
Not bad. But I got four!
Wait... these aren't... I mean, what law could a fish even break?
Ha! Not only did I beat you, I had time left over
to choreograph my own victory dance!
L-O-Z-E-R! Who's the worst sidekick in the world by far!
You are! You are!
Ah!
Ah! I pulled a hamstring!
What did I ever do to deserve such searing pain?
[crying]
[gasping]
[gasps]
Batman!
Hey-ya, Bats! Look. I just caught seven bad guys on my down time.
[groaning]
The Riddler's next clue.
What has branches and leaves, but no bark?
A tree! No, wait. A silent dog!
No! A silent dog tree!
[Batgirl groans]
The answer's a library.
[gasp]
He's planning to steal the Ancient Volume of Puzzles
from Metropolis Library's antiquities room.
[grunt]
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[gasps]
Looks like the old R-dog took one for the team
when he was taking out those bad guys.
I can help!
What is this, amateur hour?
Hey, Bats, you hear what I--
[grappling hook hissing]
Bats?
Was anyone else under the impression that when Babs suggested
we have a spring cleaning,
she was actually going to be here to help?
[gasps]
[coughing]
Heads up, team! We're under attack!
Show yourself, fiend! Who are you?
Who am I?
I am darkness. I am the night. I am Ba--
[coughing]
Still working on the voice.
You are never gonna guess who Batman asked to help catch the Riddler!
Time's up! Me!
And once I help him crack this case, who knows what's next!
[Kara] I know what's next.
The bathroom.
Oh, I totally forgot today was spring cleaning!
I got so carried away with the Riddler.
I just came home to grab some-- A-ha! There it is.
[clears throat]
I'm sorry. It's just--
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's my dream.
Babs, you know we'd never stand--
Thanks, bye! Leave me something to clean!
Yo, Fred! Where you at?
Ow!
[groaning]
[grunting]
Oh, yeah.
Look who's back in action!
[sarcastically] Yes. And I was ever-so worried.
Time to show that Riddler a thing or two. Where's Bruce?
I'm afraid Master Bruce already has a plan to catch the scoundrel.
It pains me to say, dear boy, he has enlisted the aid of another sidekick.
No. No. Don't say it.
The Mysterious...
Batgirl.
[shouting] No!
[indistinct murmuring]
No, sir. I don't see any sign of the Riddler.
Hey, how do you squat like this for so long?
I'm seriously cramping up.
Whoa.
Pins and needles! Pins and needles!
[laughs]
It was almost too easy.
[Batgirl] Almost?
[gasp]
[whimpering]
Ah, ah, ah, I came prepared this time.
You see, I'm leaving with my puzzle book.
Riddle me this, Bat... er, people:
Put an 'A' in front of my name and I'm awful.
But put a D-A before it, and I can do no wrong!
What is my name?
Huh, easy. Bomb.
When something's a bomb, it's terrible, but when it's Da bo--
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Bomb!
[ticking]
Take another step for me, and this entire place is wired to blow.
All with the press of a button.
[grunts]
I mean it! Not another step!
[screaming]
There's just two problems with your plan.
That's not the real book.
And that book is covered in Bat-glue.
[indistinct muttering]
No! I can't go back to Arkham!
Put the book back, Riddler!
[Robin yelling]
Hey! What gives?
[groaning]
[panting]
He got away!
Might not be the best time to bring this up,
but I'm gonna dip into the petty Bat-cash for some new gloves.
[groaning]
Woo-hoo! Who's ready for the best news ever!
You found the secret to removing blueberry stains?
Batman is seriously ticked off with that twerp, Robin,
and he's asked me to be his new sidekick!
I might even move back to Gotham!
I mean, I'll have to talk to my dad.
Maybe I can stay with my Uncle Al,
but that'll all be worked out!
So, does that mean you're quitting the team?
[gasp]
[theme song playing]