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Hi, welcome to a very special
episode of Almost Never, where the

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Wonderland and Girls Here First
are going

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head-to-head in an Almost Never
Battle of the Bands.

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I'm Tillie, and I play Chloe
in the show,

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but today's episode is all about
how well you know the show

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and each other. So, who's ready?

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Are we ready, people? THEY CHEER

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OK, I can see you guys
have brought mascots.

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THE one and only Henry Pickles!

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I've never been away from home for
this long. I need my Henry Pickles!

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You're a role model now. Nothing
is allowed to disturb this tour.

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No, Sasha, don't!

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So, tell me about your mascot.
Why did you choose him?

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Well, Henry Pickles has, like,
been a big part of my life

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and then GHF...'s life. And GHF's
life.  Yeah, you said it right.

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And, well, basically, we think
this is going to bring us

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loads of luck, because
he couldn't come on tour with us,

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and the tour went to shambles,
so if he's here with us, he's going

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to bring us luck.
I like your theory! Whoo!

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Right, OK, Wonderland, go on,
don't be shy. Show us your mascot.

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So, basically, for Christmas,

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Harry gave me this bad boy,

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and this is the best thing
he's ever done for me.

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That's our mascot for today.

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So you got me a monkey?
I didn't get you anything.

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Ooh! You shouldn't have!

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Why are you looking at me?

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It's secret Santa.
Anyone could have got you that.

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The same as anyone
could have got me this...

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..identical twin monkey.

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Good one, Oak.

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He hasn't got a name. Quickly,
make a name up on the spot. Go.

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Stephen.  Go...Stephen!
Interesting name, but OK.

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Good luck to both teams.
It's now time for Almost Never

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Battle of the Bands, the Wonderland
versus Girls Here First,

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in who knows the most things
about Almost Never.

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Are you ready, guys?
We've got this. We've got this!

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I hope you're ready.
I hope you've been studying.

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There's not an actual prize.
Oh... Fame? Fame!

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And the, er, really bad news
is that...the person who loses...

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..I'm going to be showing
the clips

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of your audition tapes
to be in Almost Never.

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That's disgusting!
You can't do that!

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Yeah, I'm really, really sorry.
That's not a joke.  I'm not sorry.

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That's so rude.  But we're
going to win, so it's fine.

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I'm just going to leave you with
that thought. So, play wisely, guys.

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That's OK.  It is Battle of the
Bands, so battle it out, guys.

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That's all I'm saying. Let's get on
with the quiz, shall we?

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Round one is called
Were You Paying Attention?

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So, I'm going to ask each team
in turn a question from scenes

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you were in. Let's hope you were...
paying attention.

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Let's do it! Let's go! Let's go!

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Louder! So, this is for you.
The Wonderland are going first.

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In episode six,
The Middle Eight,

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Harry decides to play a special
instrument. What is it called?

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Oh, you know. The...

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Is it the bum-bum bum bum-bum-bum?

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Oh, my gosh! Do we need
the actual name of the instrument?

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You need the name or something
similar, because it is very tough.

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Weird name.  But you did play it,
come on, so you should know this.

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You should know every instrument.

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The xylophone...  No, it's not.
Wait, what episode is this?

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A xylophone?! Sorry, wait,
rewind, guys. A xylophone?!

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Even I know this.
You're the music man.

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Yeah, cos you've got the answer!

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She's like, "Even I know this"!

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Channel it. Channel it.
Harry, you were the one playing it.

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I barely played it, OK?
The... No, it's not saxophone.

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He said, "Saxophone"!

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Five...

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TILLIE AND GIRLS:  ..four...
Bango.  No!  ..three...  "Bango"?!

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..two...

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Bahongas.
..two and a half...

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The bong! The bong. The bong.

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..one.

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We're not going with a "bahong"!

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Run the clip, run the clip,
run the clip.  Oh, no!

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Is that takeaway? Great!

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No, they're bonang. Javanese drums.

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Whoa, this one sounds like noodles!

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Your voice is so high!

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So, guys, the answer was
the Javanese drums, a bonang.

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The Javanese drum.
Bonang.

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So, back to Girls Here First.
In the Stadium Show episode,

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Harry has to leave rehearsals
because he's late for what?

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Chess club.  I don't know.  Is it?

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Roll the clip. Roll the clip.

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Last one, lads. Sounding tight.

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I've got to go. I'm going to

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be late for chess club.

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GIRLS CHEER THEY CHANT:  GHF! GHF!

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Right, OK. Also in episode nine,
the Chicken episode,

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Oakley decides what he would want
as a superpower. What is it?

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SHE SINGS DRAMATIC MUSIC

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I'm so good!  You know it?
It's to have cakes as hands.

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Argh!

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Roll it.

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If you could have any superpower,
what would it be, and why?

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The ability to catch a cockerel?

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That's rubbish.
I'd have cakes for hands.

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They grow back when you eat them.
Yeah, that's so much more useful...!

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That is a very big throwback,
and you got it in one.

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No hesitation there, guys.
Did you see he knew straight away?

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Straight away!
OK, question, though.

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Oakley, if you had a superpower in
a real life...what would it be? Go!

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I would say for Mr Stephen
the monkey to come alive.  OK...

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Cool. Right. Miri?  Fire powers.
So I could just, like...

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"Fire"!  So, what would you do
with your fire power?

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So, like, I can, like,
instantly cook chicken or...

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Er, so you're using it
for the good, for good?  For good!

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So, question for Girls Here First.
In the # Do The Fandango! #...

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..Oakley shows Fabio
the Oakley Dance.

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What was Fabio's one-word reaction?

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I don't know what the word is,
but he...

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A-mahzing!
Yes!  A...mahzing!

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Aaaaa.....
A-mahzing!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS Whoo! Ooh! Brrr!

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Brrr! You can join in
on the next one, OK?

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Whoa! Come on, Fabio,
come on, join in.

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Whoo! Brrr!

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Whoa! MUSIC STOPS

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I can lose the sound effects,
if you want me to.  That was...

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..a-mahzing.

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Well, Girls Here First,
that was... ALL:  A-mahzing!

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For a bonus point
for the Wonderland...

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..Oakley, show us the Oakley.

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For a bonus point.
Do it. Bonus point. Go.

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Oaky, can I help?

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You can improvise.  It was
a lot of legs and a lot of arms.

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Oh, what, the whole thing?  No,
no, no!  The Oakley's just a move.

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I just want to see the bits
where the hips don't lie.

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Do you know what I mean?

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No, this is the Oakley,
the one where it goes...

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Oh, yeah! THEY LAUGH

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Do the arm one,
where it goes...  OK.  Go.

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Sound effects, too.
Whoo! Whoo!

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I don't know the next bit!
Spin on the floor.

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Oakley, you're not dedicated enough.
I'm dedicated to this bit.

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MUSIC STOPS Bonus!

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Bonus point! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Bonus point to the Wonderland.

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It was a-mahzing!

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So, this one is quite awkward
for me. Erm...

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In The Sound Of The Silence,
Chloe tries out an awkward rap,

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but what's her rap name?

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I know it, I know it, I know it!
Which they also teased her with.

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It's Rapzilla, isn't it?
Rapzilla.

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Rapzilla!  I really don't want
to run this clip, and I really...

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Run the clip!
Run the clip!  Run the clip!

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# My name is Rapzilla
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh... #

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# Yo, my name's Rapzilla
Always talk billa

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# When I step up on the mic,
The dance floor, it fill up

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# Cos my beats are sick
But my rhymes are iller

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# A one-off, original
Cute like a chinchilla! #

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You all right, Chloe?

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Yep! Cool. Fine and dandy.  Are we
good to get started, then, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Are you sure you're all right?

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Yeah.

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Rapzilla?

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That was legendary! THEY CHEER

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Oakley had to do the Oakley.

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I think it's fair!

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It's only fair, yeah.

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Well, you're going to
have to drop a beat.

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THEY BEATBOX

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# Yo, my name's Rapzilla
I don't know the rest of the words

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# But I'm cute like a chinchilla! #

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HOOTER BLARES

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Right, OK. Saddle up, guys.

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Also in Sound Of The Silence,
Harry finally builds up the courage

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to ask out Tyra. When she turns him
down, what does Harry do?

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What does he do?
I remember. I remember.

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He does that weird, like, handshake.
Oh, no, he, erm...

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..he grabs my elbow. Or he punches
me in the arm, I can't remember.

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Oh, yeah, he does that and then
he shakes the arm like that.

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But what..?  Does he say something
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And then what does he say,
for a bonus point?

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Oh! He goes like that and he says,
like, "Konnichiwa." Konnichiwa!

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Run the clip!

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I think you're awesome.
Please be my girlfriend.

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Harry...

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This is my boyfriend, Zayn.

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Awkward!  Oh, the Zaynmeister!

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Yo, man.  Do you know him?  Dude,
everyone knows the Zayn Machine.

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Why didn't anyone tell me
Tyra had a boyfriend?

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I thought you knew.
Everyone knows.  Yeah.

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Yeah. Everyone knows.

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Thank you, Harry.
Erm, I'm flattered, really.

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I wasn't being serious!  No...
It was a joke. It was a joke.

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It was a joke. Everyone,
it was a joke! It was a joke.

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Erm, anyway, I've got people to see,
places to go, so, er, bye? Yeah.

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Konnichiwa? Zayn...

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GIRLS CHEER

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So, guys, because you give me
such a specific answer, you give me

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the grab of the arm, the punch
of the arm and the konnichiwa,

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you got three points!
Three points!  Whoo!

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Girls Here First,
you're on five points.

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The Wonderland, you're on three.
Whoo!

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THEY CHEER

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And remember, everybody, the people
who lose, I'm going to be showing

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your original clips for when you
auditioned to be in Almost Never.

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The whole shebang.

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That's not funny.
So we're not losing. It's fine.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Right, time for round two.
It's called Freeze Frame.

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Everybody show me
your freeze poses. Go.

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So, I'm going to play you a clip,
then I'm going to freeze

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the frame, and all you have to do
is tell me what happens next.

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So if you think you know,
lift up your paddle.

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Yeah?  Yeah.  Got it? OK. So,
first question. Are we ready?  Whoo!

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Let's do it.
Run the clip.

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Anyone for a canape?  Thanks, Tyra.

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Mm!

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Easy, tiger!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to
give that to the Wonderland.

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That was a clean Wonderland win.

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So, erm, I choke on my food.
I actually can't remember what it's

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called, but I choke on it
and it goes just like that.

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You choke on your canapes, duck.
Canapes. And it goes all over

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Tyra's face.
Shall we check?

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We shall check. I'm going to enjoy
checking this.

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We did this way too many times.

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HE COUGHS

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ALL GROAN

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I'll tell you something funny
about that scene.

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The way they did it,
Harry was actually spitting it out,

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but when the shot was on Tyra...
There was glass.  ..there was a

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make-up lady, and she had, like,
all that horrible gunk in her hand.

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It was literally in her hand, and
she was, like...  Throwing it at you.

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This is not the first time you've
had something lobbed at your face.

231
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Shall we talk about
the Christmas special?

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We're having fun, aren't we?

233
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Oh!  Oh...

234
00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:06,003
It's really fun.
That was pretty fun.

235
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I'm so, so sorry, Tyra.
Let me get that off for you.

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00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:14,043
Oh, no, I've made it worse. Er...

237
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,323
It's all right, AJ, at least
I won't have to eat later.

238
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Well done, Wonderland.
And, erm, good back story, Nate.

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Thank you very much.
Run the next clip.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

241
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I love this bit.

242
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:48,563
Me!  I honestly don't know
who that was first.  VAR! VAR!

243
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:50,043
It was us.
Slow motion!

244
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I'm going to need
a slow-motion replay, please.

245
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:56,803
Me!  I honestly don't know
who that was first.

246
00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,683
Right...  Whoo!  I think,
from watching the slow-mo...

247
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..it was Girls Here First.
Tell me your answer.

248
00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:08,883
Oakley and Nate do a very special
dance move...  Cartwheel.

249
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..where they do like a cartwheel,
and Nate smiles at the camera.

250
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:16,603
Yeah.  Let's have a look
at the clip.

251
00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:23,763
See? We knew it. We just wanted to
make sure everyone got a chance to

252
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see it.  That slow-mo is dodgy.
Well done, GHF.

253
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That's another point for you guys,

254
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so let's go straight to
the next question.

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SHE SINGS QUIETLY
I didn't know you could sing.

256
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You should totally be in a band.

257
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I could never do that. I get
nervous just singing in the shower.

258
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:45,963
Yeah! I had that.  I had that.
That was us...  Er...

259
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Wonderland, I'm giving that
to you. What happens next?

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Tyra says she only sings
in the shower, and Harry says,

261
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"I can help you with that."
Yeah.  Bit awkward.

262
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Bit awkward. Bit awkward.
Run the clip!

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I could help with that!

264
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The nerves part.
Not the shower part.

265
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,443
Well, that wasn't creepy at all...!

266
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:16,003
Aww! Looks like lurve!

267
00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:19,403
Well done, Wonderland,
you got it right!

268
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Do you still love me, Harry?
No, no, can we just, like,

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process that my own brothers
literally broke my heart?

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That's actually broken.
You just broke it.

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I don't know which is more awkward.

272
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The broken heart.
That's more awkward.

273
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,723
Right, anyway...
M-M-Moving on...

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Erm, run the clip.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hurry up.
There's going to be a riot.

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All right. Don't worry.

278
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When have I ever let you down?

279
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Ohhh!  That was tight.  That was us.
That was very, very, very...

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I'm so good on the paddle!  Tyra,
your paddle skills are top-notch,

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girl. Tell me
what you think happens next.

282
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What happens next is
Nate is a very silly,

283
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:04,563
silly boy and he drops
his phone into a cowpat.

284
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,763
Let's have a look!

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GIRLS CHEER

286
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Whoops.
"Whoops" what?

287
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You've fallen in a...cowpat.

288
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A cowpat?!

289
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GIRLS GROAN

290
00:16:22,803 --> 00:16:25,483
I've got to know -
was that a real cowpat?

291
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:28,363
I'm going to say
that it was in fact real poo.

292
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GROANING

293
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:31,083
Of course it wasn't!

294
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,163
Yeah, what was that, actually? Cos
we know...  I think it was toffee.

295
00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:35,763
Or fudge or something like that.

296
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:38,603
It smelt, actually, quite nice,
didn't it?  It did smell very nice.

297
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:42,043
SHE GROANS
Nathaniel!  It wasn't real poo!

298
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Girls Here First, you got
that point fair and square.

299
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Whoo!  So at the end of that round,
the scores on the screen...

300
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..GHF, you're staying in the lead!

301
00:16:56,923 --> 00:16:58,923
Losers! Losers!

302
00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,323
Awww!  That's not very nice.
That's not nice.

303
00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,683
That's just below the belt.
That's immature.

304
00:17:07,283 --> 00:17:09,683
The next round is called
Know You Best.

305
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,123
I'm going to ask each team
a number of quickfire

306
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questions about how well
you know each other.

307
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I've also asked the opposing team
for their predictions.

308
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So, for example, if I ask the
Wonderland, "Who smells of soap?"...

309
00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:27,363
..they'd point to Harry.
No, but Nate has 40-minute showers.

310
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:30,563
Fair enough.  And then if GHF
predicted that you would point at

311
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Harry, they get a point.
Oh!  Get it? Right?

312
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:41,243
Get it.  And remember, everybody,
what you're playing for.

313
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If you lose, I get to show you clips
from your Almost Never audition.

314
00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:49,883
Whoa...  GHF, you're going first.
You ready?

315
00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:52,083
Yeah.  Yeah.
60 seconds on the clock, please.

316
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,563
Right, time starts
after my first question.

317
00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,403
Who's the best at learning lines?

318
00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:57,963
Me.  Who's longest in make-up?

319
00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:01,043
Lola!  Who takes longest
to get ready in the morning?

320
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,963
Lola.  Who watches the most TV?

321
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,043
Lola. Er, Lilly.

322
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,683
Who's the most annoying?

323
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:11,043
Lilly.  Me!  Who talks the most?

324
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:15,003
Me.  Tyra.  Yeah.  Who's the funniest?

325
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:18,123
Miri.  Miri.  Who's the loudest?

326
00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:21,923
Miri!  Who's the hardest worker?

327
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:23,603
Miri.

328
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,003
Who has the best taste in music?

329
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:29,563
Me.  Tyra.  Who complains the most?

330
00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:32,843
Lola?  Lola!  Who's the most stylish?

331
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:36,283
Me.  Lola?  Who's always on time?

332
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,123
Not me.  Miri!  No, Tyra.

333
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,603
Who's the laziest?

334
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,523
Lola!

335
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:43,963
Who takes the longest to get ready?

336
00:18:43,963 --> 00:18:47,043
Lola!  Who's the most organised?

337
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,123
Tyra.  Who gives the best advice?

338
00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:51,683
Miri.

339
00:18:51,683 --> 00:18:54,523
Who is most likely
to pull a push door?

340
00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:55,803
Me!  Lilly!

341
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,563
Who's the most...? HOOTER BLARES

342
00:18:57,563 --> 00:19:01,963
Time's up! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
That was rubbish!

343
00:19:01,963 --> 00:19:04,723
Well done, GHF, some pretty brutal
home truths there.

344
00:19:04,723 --> 00:19:07,523
Wonderland, are you ready?
Yeah, let's do it, let's go.

345
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,803
60 seconds on the clock, please.

346
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,483
Who's the best at learning lines?

347
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,523
Harry.

348
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:14,163
Who sits the longest in make-up?

349
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:15,243
Me.  Nate.

350
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:17,443
Who takes longest to get ready
in the morning?

351
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:19,683
Me.  Nate.  Who watches TV the most?

352
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:22,203
Harry.  Harry.
Who's the most annoying?

353
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,523
Harry!  Who talks the most?

354
00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:27,283
Harry.  Harry.  Who's the funniest?

355
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,083
Harry.  Oakley, I'd say.

356
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,283
Who's the loudest?

357
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,803
Harry.  Nate.  Me. Me, me.

358
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,403
Who's the hardest worker?

359
00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,683
Oakley.

360
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,123
Who has the best taste in music?

361
00:19:36,123 --> 00:19:38,963
Me, fo' sure!  No, Oakley.

362
00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,363
Who complains the most?

363
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:44,043
Er, me.  Harry.
Who's the most stylish?

364
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,123
Oakley.  I'd say Harry.

365
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,843
Who's always on time?

366
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:51,323
Er, who what, sorry?
Who's always on time?

367
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,403
Er, Nate. No, no!  Never me!

368
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:55,563
I'd say Oakley.  OK, me.

369
00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,003
Who's the laziest?

370
00:19:57,003 --> 00:19:59,683
Me.  Nate.  Nate.
Who takes the longest to get ready?

371
00:19:59,683 --> 00:20:02,083
Nate.  Nate.
Who's the most organised?

372
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,043
Oakley.  Actually, no, yeah, Oakley.
Who gives the best advice?

373
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:07,043
Harry.  Harry?!

374
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,323
Who is most likely
to pull a push door?

375
00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:11,243
Harry.  Harry.

376
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,123
HOOTER BLARES Right, ding-ding-ding,

377
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:16,363
time is up. 60 seconds over.
I can confirm...

378
00:20:17,643 --> 00:20:20,003
..that the girls knew more
about the boys than the boys

379
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,643
knew about the girls!

380
00:20:22,603 --> 00:20:25,083
So, guys, Wonderland,
how are you feeling?

381
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,523
Talk to me. Talk to me.
It's OK, you can talk to me.

382
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,083
Very sad.

383
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,403
Stephen? How is he feeling?  Again,
he doesn't really have a brain.

384
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:36,843
That was my one wish, remember?
Oh, yeah.  Yeah...  He's OK.  Yeah.

385
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,883
It's all right, Stephen.
He looks happy enough.

386
00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:40,243
Yeah, he's hanging in there.

387
00:20:40,243 --> 00:20:42,843
Well, that's all the questions
we've got time for, and I can tell

388
00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:46,243
you, from doing some quick maths and
adding up all the scores today...

389
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,563
..the winners are...

390
00:20:48,563 --> 00:20:52,003
Can I get a bit of atmosphere,
please, guys?  Oh, nervous!

391
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:55,083
..GHF!

392
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,603
# Let's make tonight a classic... #

393
00:20:58,603 --> 00:21:03,643
Ohhh! You know
what's coming, don't you, boys?

394
00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:06,443
We're going to see
the actual audition tapes, people.

395
00:21:06,443 --> 00:21:08,283
You guys are about to see
my face going red.

396
00:21:08,283 --> 00:21:11,363
Let's do it, let's do it, let's
do it, let's do it!  Roll the clip!

397
00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:15,803
Hi, my name's Nathaniel Dass,
I'm 15 years old.

398
00:21:15,803 --> 00:21:18,123
Er, some of my interests are...

399
00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,963
..sport - I like to play
tennis and hockey...

400
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:23,683
I love music, I listen
to music all the time.

401
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:28,923
I play piano, I sing,
I love dancing and I do some acting,

402
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:32,403
as well, cos I went to
drama school previously,

403
00:21:32,403 --> 00:21:35,123
but I stopped just cos of exams.

404
00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:38,323
Some of my favourite things to do
are go out with my friends,

405
00:21:38,323 --> 00:21:41,203
go to the cinema,
go shopping for clothes.

406
00:21:41,203 --> 00:21:44,083
Like, clothes are my most favourite
thing in the world. I love shoes...

407
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,043
GIRLS LAUGH

408
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:49,003
Are you doing anything tonight?
INTERVIEWER: Are you asking me out?

409
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:53,203
No. No, erm, me and the band,
we're rehearsing later.

410
00:21:53,203 --> 00:21:55,723
I was thinking we could use
some sort of social media voice.

411
00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,683
TILLIE: Nate, you're really good!

412
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,123
More thinking you could be
our social media manager.

413
00:22:00,123 --> 00:22:04,803
Do you pay expenses?  We could
stretch to a packet of Jaffa Cakes.

414
00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:07,363
Make it two packs of Jaffas
and I'll think about it.

415
00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:12,683
You're better there!  Can I tell you
what? I'll tell you a funny story.

416
00:22:12,683 --> 00:22:17,283
I had an outfit change,
cos I watched the video back

417
00:22:17,283 --> 00:22:20,203
and got really stressed. Looking at
it, I was like, "I don't like it."

418
00:22:20,203 --> 00:22:23,163
I had a big strop for, like, an
hour.  Was there a family argument?

419
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:25,483
I got changed, and my mum
had to, like, proper convince me

420
00:22:25,483 --> 00:22:26,923
so that I'd come back and do it.

421
00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:30,523
Good thing she did!
Yeah. Here we are. Next video!

422
00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:32,843
I'm excited for this one!

423
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,083
I'm Oakley Orchard, I'm 14 years old
and I'm from Bristol.

424
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,763
LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING

425
00:22:36,763 --> 00:22:39,763
What's the most embarrassing thing
that's ever happened to you?

426
00:22:39,763 --> 00:22:43,043
Erm, I was walking down the street
one day from primary school

427
00:22:43,043 --> 00:22:47,283
and I was desperate for a wee,
and my mum said that

428
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,403
I could just have a little bit in
my pants, so I sort of let one go.

429
00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:57,083
OK.

430
00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:01,483
I mean, coming second
in the biggest music show on TV?

431
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:03,763
Who wouldn't want
to be in our position?

432
00:23:03,763 --> 00:23:05,683
Maybe the band that beat us.

433
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:08,963
Well, whatever happens next,
being put together with you two was

434
00:23:08,963 --> 00:23:11,043
the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

435
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,723
I don't know why you cringe
about that. That's really good.

436
00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:15,923
Wow, that accent! Oh, my gosh!

437
00:23:15,923 --> 00:23:20,403
We know who is last, baby! It's the
one and only...  No, that's the end!

438
00:23:20,403 --> 00:23:24,163
No, no, no, no, no, it's not.
It's just the beginning!

439
00:23:24,163 --> 00:23:26,483
It's just the beginning.

440
00:23:26,483 --> 00:23:29,843
Hi, I'm Harry Still.
I'm 14 years old.

441
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,843
OK, so, the most embarrassing thing
that's probably ever happened

442
00:23:32,843 --> 00:23:36,323
to me was when I started Year 7
and I was really, really small.

443
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:39,603
My bag was basically
the same size as me.

444
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:41,643
And I was on my way to school,

445
00:23:41,643 --> 00:23:44,123
I went up to the top of the stairs
and there was no seats,

446
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:48,443
so I stood on the stairs, and all
of a sudden the bus came to a stop,

447
00:23:48,443 --> 00:23:52,843
like a really sharp stop, and cos
I wasn't holding on, I flew back,

448
00:23:52,843 --> 00:23:58,283
and the bag got wedged between
the sides of the wall of the stairs.

449
00:23:58,283 --> 00:24:02,123
And I look like a turtle,
cos I'm stuck like that on the edge

450
00:24:02,123 --> 00:24:04,883
and everyone's laughing at me.
So, yeah, I'd say that was the most

451
00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:07,083
embarrassing thing
that's happened to me.

452
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,643
ALL: Awww!

453
00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:15,883
# And it's still not fair when you
shock me, pretending to know

454
00:24:15,883 --> 00:24:21,123
# And I swear

455
00:24:21,123 --> 00:24:25,003
# I am not ashamed to be who I am

456
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:26,603
# We all feel lost sometimes

457
00:24:26,603 --> 00:24:28,283
# And we don't know where to go

458
00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:33,323
# We can try to
We need to rock and roll... #

459
00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:36,723
Wow.
Oh, that was so good!

460
00:24:36,723 --> 00:24:40,083
I can definitely see
why you all got the part.

461
00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:43,323
Well done to our winners,
bad luck to our losers.

462
00:24:43,323 --> 00:24:45,123
Hope you enjoyed
Battle of the Bands.

463
00:24:45,123 --> 00:24:47,883
Make sure to catch up
on all three series of Almost Never

464
00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:50,163
on BBC iPlayer.
Whoo!

465
00:24:53,363 --> 00:24:56,243
Right now, a very special treat
to end the series,

466
00:24:56,243 --> 00:24:59,763
a live performance of Good Time
from our very own supergroup,

467
00:24:59,763 --> 00:25:03,523
the Girls Here First Wonderland.
We'll see you soon!

468
00:25:05,603 --> 00:25:08,203
One, two, three, four...

469
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,163
# Maybe I ain't got to feel this way

470
00:25:20,163 --> 00:25:22,803
# Maybe this ain't
how I'm supposed to take it

471
00:25:22,803 --> 00:25:25,923
# Cos, baby, I can't take
another day, no, no

472
00:25:27,843 --> 00:25:30,243
# If I coulda had things my way

473
00:25:30,243 --> 00:25:33,043
# What I got to do
to make you stay, girl?

474
00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:37,963
# When you're gone,
I got so much pain, oh, no, no

475
00:25:37,963 --> 00:25:40,803
# Cos, baby, I ain't good at lying

476
00:25:40,803 --> 00:25:43,203
# I can't hold it in, no, no

477
00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:45,723
# Got to show you how I really feel

478
00:25:45,723 --> 00:25:48,163
# Can't let you walk out that door

479
00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,403
ALL: # Cos I...

480
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:52,003
# ..been thinking about you

481
00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:55,243
# Can't get you off my mind

482
00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:58,443
# And you know it's true

483
00:25:58,443 --> 00:26:01,043
# I don't want to put a downer
on a good time

484
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:04,523
# But I can't think
about you not being all mine

485
00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:07,003
# So will you

486
00:26:07,003 --> 00:26:08,603
# Will you

487
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:11,283
# Come and talk so we can
be like we were before?

488
00:26:11,283 --> 00:26:14,803
# This is all I think about,
I cannot ignore

489
00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:17,203
# Something so true

490
00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:19,043
# I want to be waking up with you

491
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:21,323
# Maybe this ain't
how I'm supposed to feel

492
00:26:21,323 --> 00:26:24,003
# But, girl, I don't think
I can hide it

493
00:26:24,003 --> 00:26:26,883
# Cos I get butterflies
when you walk in the room

494
00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:29,683
# When you walk in the room

495
00:26:29,683 --> 00:26:31,963
# Cos you're the Bonnie
to my Clyde, yeah

496
00:26:31,963 --> 00:26:35,843
# I always thought about you
Never put you to the side

497
00:26:35,843 --> 00:26:39,683
# I just want you
Ooh, yeah

498
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:42,483
# Cos, baby, I ain't good at lying

499
00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:44,803
# I can't hold it in no more

500
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,723
# I got to show you
how I really feel

501
00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:49,483
# I can't let you
walk out that door

502
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,163
# Cos I...

503
00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:53,763
# ..been thinking about you

504
00:26:53,763 --> 00:26:56,923
# Can't get you off my mind

505
00:26:56,923 --> 00:27:00,243
# And you know it's true

506
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,923
# I don't want to put
a downer on a good time

507
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:06,323
# But I can't think
about you not being all mine

508
00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:09,563
# So will you

509
00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:11,003
# Will you

510
00:27:11,003 --> 00:27:13,163
# Come and talk so we can
be like we were before?

511
00:27:13,163 --> 00:27:16,723
# This is all I think about,
I cannot ignore

512
00:27:16,723 --> 00:27:19,243
# Something so true

513
00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:22,163
# I want to be waking up with you

514
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:24,723
# Ooh-ah, ooh-ah

515
00:27:24,723 --> 00:27:26,723
# I want to be waking up with you

516
00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:29,763
# Ooh-ah, ooh-ah

517
00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:32,363
# I want to be waking up with you. #

518
00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:35,123
APPLAUSE