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"The
Dick Cavett Show!"

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Tonight's guest
is Marlon Brando!

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Ah...

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You'll go too far and then
hate yourself in the morning.

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Very nice to see you.

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My guest flew all
the way from Tahiti

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to be here tonight, which set
some kind of record, I think.

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I'm very honored
to have him here.

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You have caught glimpses
of him in the past

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as Stanley Kowalski in
"Streetcar Named Desire,"

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Zapata in "Viva Zapata!"

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Mark Anthony in "Julius Caesar,"

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Terry Malloy in "On
the Waterfront,"

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Vito Corleone in
"The Godfather,"

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and Paul in "Last
Tango in Paris."

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He despises superlatives
and he's often been called

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the best actor in
America or in the world,

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but I wanna downplay
that tonight,

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'cause I want him to be happy.

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Will you welcome please
Mr. Marlon Brando.

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Are you wiped out
from the jet trip?

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Yeah.

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Yes, I am.

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There are two books in print

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purporting to tell the
story of your life,

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your rages, your excesses,
your lusts, your dreams.

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I think that I'm almost quoting

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from the cover of one of them.

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Can we trust those, and if not,

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how do they get away with it?

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Well...

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I don't think...

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I don't know what
to say about that.

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When most
folks think of Tahiti,

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they think of white
sand and mai tais.

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My first visit
wasn't so romantic.

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{\an8}You have to remember
at this time,

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{\an8}I was an aspiring architect
based in Los Angeles.

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Ron.

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Oh, pardon my
intrusion, gentlemen.

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Bernie, this is Jack Bellin.

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I was just telling
him how you started

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and your groundbreaking work
with Buckminster Fuller.

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I, I hear you like to
build great big domes

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and stuff like that,
it's pretty neat stuff.

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Well, I guess you could
say I'm passionate

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about designing structurally
efficient environments

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that are easily constructed

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in the most inhospitable
areas of the world.

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Yeah, me too, that's why
I chose Beverly Hills.

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You speak French, Bernie?

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Works for me.

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I'd like you to act
as my representative

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to locate a property where
I can build a new resort.

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I see, well,

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where exactly were you thinking
of building this resort?

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Tahiti.

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Tahiti?

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Hm, he likes that, huh?

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Come by my office tomorrow,
we'll talk some more.

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Ron.

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Tahiti.

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Sabrina, show me where
Tahiti is on the map.

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Yeah, sure, it's right
here next to Switzerland.

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What?

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Just kidding, it's the
capital of French Polynesia,

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it's made up of hundreds
of small little islands

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like Tahiti, Bora Bora,

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Moorea and others.

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Smarty pants.

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Hey, I think that this job is
a great opportunity for you.

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I just have so many valuable
projects I'm working on here.

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Well, yeah, you have
valuable projects.

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You also have your job as the
historical conservationist

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for the city of Los Angeles.

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It's an unpaid position,
but as I always say,

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The experience
could be invaluable.

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Suppose it could turn
out to be worthwhile.

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I mean, just make sure
you get paid this time.

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Yeah, you should go, Dad.

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It'll help you crawl
out of your shell.

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My shell?

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What am I, a crab?

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Ah-huh.

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You're always looking for
a new opportunity, just go.

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Go.

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Go, go, go, go, go!

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- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Okay, okay!

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Okay, okay.

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I'll go, I'll go.

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Who knows? The experience-

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Could be invaluable.

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You guys are catching on.

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And that's how I found myself
on my first flight to Tahiti

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for what I thought would
be a short excursion.

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Bonjour, monsieur.

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So did you make
the right choice?

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Right choice?

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Seat 12A, you had
the chicken Kiev.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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You know, for dining 30,000
feet in the air, it was superb.

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Is this your first
trip to Tahiti?

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Ah-huh, and if all goes
well, there'll be many more.

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How so?

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My client wants to
build a hotel here

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and I'm supposed to
sniff around the islands

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and look for a
suitable spot for it.

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Hm, there's so many lovely
spots here in French Polynesia.

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Yep.

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Here, tell me, you ever
heard of the island?

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Yeah, it's called Tetiaroa.

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It's beautiful and
remote, but it's private.

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I think you won't
be able to visit,

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the owner is very
protective of it.

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Well, my client
apparently knows the owner

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and he wants me to
visit for research.

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Really? He knows the owner?

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I'm sorry, I have to
catch my next flight.

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You be careful out there.

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Careful? That
shouldn't be a problem.

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If anything, I'm told
I'm way too cautious.

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Hm.

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<i> No, sir. We
can't go to Tetiaroa.</i>

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Outside the bay, fishing,
very nice. No Tetiaroa.

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I really gotta visit that atoll.

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Boats cannot go there.

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See, it's protected
by a coral reef.

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Okay, well, then I'll just
swim there from the boat.

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Just get me close.

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<i> He wants to
swim to Tetiaroa.</i>

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<i>Of course, popa’a.</i>

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Yeah, he gets it, I'll swim.

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<i> Another crazy popa'a.</i>

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He called me popaa,

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it's the Tahitian word for
sunburned, white Westerner.

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It wasn't a great start.

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This
doesn't look so bad.

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See the coral? It's very sharp.

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And the current is very strong.

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No need to worry, I was
a Seabee in the Navy.

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A Seabee?

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Please, I can find another
area for you to swim.

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I'll be safe.

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Stay
here on the boat.

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<i> Don't worry!</i>

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I
probably should've

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listened to his advice.

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<i> Come on.</i>

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<i>Let's go rescue the popa'a.</i>

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{\an8} After a brief
visit at the local hospital,

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{\an8}I thought I should meet

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{\an8}with the mysterious
owner of the island.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey, I, I...

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Bonjour.

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Oh.

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I'm looking for the
owner of this house.

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<i> Behind you.</i>

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Who are you and what are
you doing in my home?

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Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry,
I'm Bernard Judge and er,

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your door was wide open.

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All doors here are open.
Tahiti, there are no locks.

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You, um, you're Marlon Brando.

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Ah-huh. What are you
doing in my house?

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Well, I'm here looking
for hotel properties

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for my client, Jack Bellin,

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who apparently, is
a friend of yours.

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What's that name again?

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Bellin, Jack Bellin.

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Jack Bellin? Never heard of him.

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So tell you what, I'm
gonna call the authorities

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and you, sir, are gonna spend

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the rest of your
visit in the hoosegow.

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Oh no, I-I-

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What's his name, what, Balloon?

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Bellin.

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Huh? Don't ring a bell.

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Bellini, you want a Bellini?

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Jack Bellin.

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Jack Bullshit.

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Well...

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I did not know you
didn't know each other.

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I'm so embarrassed.

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I'm just kidding,
I'm just kidding.

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He wired me three days ago,
told me you were coming.

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I was wondering what
took you so long.

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Clearly, you've been busy.

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Oh yeah, well, the coral won
the battle, but not the war.

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Listen, he vouched for you,
you gotta be a good egg.

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Can you swim?

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Yes, yes, I'm a great swimmer.

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- Great.
- In the Navy, I was a Seabee.

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All right, Seabee,

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let's swim through
the hole in the reef.

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It's like an aquarium out there,

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giant fish, they just
swim right by you.

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Oh, well, I mean, I'd
love to but no swimsuit.

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We don't need swimsuits.

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Well, I mean, it's
dangerous, isn't it?

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Oh, you must be referring to
the snapping turtles, right?

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Oh no, the toothpick fish.

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Too-toothpick fish?

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Yeah, they're from the Amazon.

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They swim right up
your urine tract

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and they lodge themselves
in your urethra,

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and when they open,
it's like a fish hook,

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they just take hold

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and apparently the
pain is excruciating.

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Given a knife, most men would
cut off their own penis.

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Well, we're, well, we're
far from the Amazon, so.

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That's right, we're
far from there.

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Yeah.

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All right, Seabee,
drop those drawers.

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Let's hit the juice.

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Okay, um.

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What's the matter,
you're not one of those

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uptight LA architects, are you?

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Um.

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Boy, everybody's naked.

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Come on, it's
almost feeding time.

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Got a set of fins, they're
down by the stairs!

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Ow!

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And that is
how I met Marlon Brando.

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I can't believe you tried
to out swim a shark.

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You didn't even move.

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I mean, how did you get away?

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They're blacktip reef
sharks, they're harmless.

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Oh, that was priceless.

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I knew Marlon

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was the biggest movie
star in the world,

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but what I didn't know

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was how involved he was in
the civil rights movement.

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Until I saw him on TV after
his friend, Martin Luther King

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had just been assassinated.

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If the vacuum

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formed by King's death

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isn't filled with concern

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and, and understanding

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and a measure of love,

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then I think we're really
gonna be lost in this country.

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It is time to stand up and
be counted in this country,

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where you stand, rather
than just talking about it.

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Yeah, the only thing
that I could think of

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was to come up with a program,

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whereby,

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people would contribute

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no less than 1% of
their year's earnings

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to the Southern Christian
Leadership Conference,

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which was King's organization,
in the name of nonviolence.

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And I'm going to give
up 10% of my earnings.

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00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,273
I would be happy
to give you a check

256
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,111
for 1% of my income for the
year for exactly what you want,

257
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,029
and I hope it does some good.

258
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,989
Thank you.

259
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,450
I was surprised
to find out that Marlon

260
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,160
was just as passionate
about the environment

261
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,579
as he was about human rights.

262
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,956
You know, the French tested

263
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,375
their nuclear
weapons right here?

264
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,460
Yeah, they released
a radioactive cloud

265
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,838
right above these
islands, cowards all.

266
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,966
The overseas minister escapes
under the cover of night

267
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,719
leaving the Polynesian
people in the dark

268
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,681
without solace and information
and recompense.

269
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,641
Huh, shocking!

270
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,768
Colonial powers like the French

271
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,188
and the English and
the United States

272
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,108
are irresponsible stewards
of the environment.

273
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,820
Their rapacious
appetites go unabated.

274
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,864
Cheese?

275
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,616
The American Indian understood

276
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,869
that we're all just
guests on this planet .

277
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,289
We have to honor and
respect the earth.

278
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,714
Yet the motion picture
industry still portrays them

279
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,967
as merely ruthless savages.

280
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,222
More cheese?

281
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,895
Earth is our most
precious resource

282
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,482
and we have to
protect it vigorously.

283
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,114
We have to find a way for us
all to exist here together.

284
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,326
We have to find a way...

285
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:05,250
To protect, to share
earth's precious bounty.

286
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,308
I almost forgot,
I'm having a kid.

287
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,686
Come on, let's go.

288
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,784
Come on, come on!

289
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,124
Whoo!

290
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,085
Look at that.

291
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,211
Manuia.

292
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,462
Mauruuru.

293
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,713
Wow.

294
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,007
And that's a small
one, get used to it.

295
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,468
What was that last thing
he said to you by the way?

296
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:01,181
He said, "Manuia" which is
congratulations in Tahitian.

297
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,017
Oh, he's congratulating
you and your wife, okay.

298
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,062
You know, technically,
Tarita and I are not married.

299
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,648
Oh, I didn't know
that, my apologies.

300
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,441
No apologies necessary.

301
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,776
We're there for each other

302
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,779
and she is the mother
of two of my children,

303
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,991
but we still maintain
our freedoms.

304
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,992
That's admirable.

305
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,577
I don't think my wife
would go for that,

306
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,746
but you know how
different LA is.

307
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,834
That is why I want my baby
girl to be raised here

308
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,963
just unaffected by that
self-aggrandizing cesspool

309
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:33,923
that is that town.

310
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,258
That surprises me.

311
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,177
I mean, you've made so
many wonderful films there.

312
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,513
Films are a business.

313
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,974
Acting is a craft,
it's a profession.

314
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,434
But I'm a tradesman,

315
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,895
and it's no different
than being an electrician

316
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:51,315
or a grave digger
or an architect.

317
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,443
Yes, yes, but I mean, come on,

318
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,612
you've won an Academy Award.

319
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,239
Bernie, please.

320
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,533
That is all bullshit.

321
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,243
I've come to realize that

322
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,787
I am not worthy of
all the attention

323
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,998
directed to me by the public.

324
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,251
The primary benefit
that acting affords me

325
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,711
is the money to pay

326
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,797
for my psychoanalysis
and my air travel.

327
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,425
Because this, this
is the one place

328
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,511
that no one's
gonna come up to me

329
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,347
and ask me for an autograph,

330
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,433
no one's gonna pitch
me a movie script.

331
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,226
And it's far more valuable to me

332
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,312
than any award or any movie.

333
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,233
It's funny you mentioned that,

334
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,568
I actually have an
idea for a movie

335
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,403
I'd love to discuss with you.

336
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,743
Yeah, story
about an architect

337
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,161
who gets fed to the sharks.

338
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,915
Yeah, well, oh, actually
that's way better than my idea.

339
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,502
All right, all right, that's
it, you're staying with me.

340
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,003
While you're doing
your hotel project,

341
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:55,921
you're staying with me.

342
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,880
Oh, no, no-

343
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,173
No, there is no argument here.

344
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,341
Now get that grub in your tub,

345
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,676
we gotta build a primer here

346
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,261
'cause you and me kid,
we're gonna get blotto.

347
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,931
We gotta celebrate the
birth of my new child

348
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,809
and the arrival of
my new roommate.

349
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:10,852
Manuia.

350
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,312
Manuia!

351
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,657
According
to Holiday Magazine,

352
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:26,660
Quinn's Bar was the
worst bar in the world.

353
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,621
A watering hole of dope
heads and derelicts,

354
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,582
runaway husbands
and french sailors.

355
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,921
Unsurprisingly, it
was Marlon's favorite.

356
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,139
You know what this means?

357
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,016
I have no idea.

358
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,891
Do you know what it means?

359
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,643
I got no fucking idea.

360
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,811
But I love it!

361
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,918
There at Quinn's,

362
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:21,006
thousands of miles from home
and surrounded by strangers,

363
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,426
Marlon Brando was
able to feel at home,

364
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,556
and I'm beginning to see why.

365
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,977
Are you sure this guy
Judge can handle this job?

366
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,437
I don't want him out
there just drinking

367
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,731
and carousing on my
dime while we sit here

368
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:38,982
with our thumbs up our butts.

369
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,941
Oh no, I can assure you,

370
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,569
Bernie is completely focused.

371
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,073
Why don't I get
Bernie on the phone?

372
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,658
Yeah, why don't you get
him on the phone, huh?

373
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,786
Don't spend it all in one place.

374
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,231
You're up early, huh?

375
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,857
Yeah, well, I don't know

376
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,275
where they all
came from suddenly,

377
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,861
but there's strange
children all over the place.

378
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,572
In Tahiti, children
have to go to any house.

379
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,575
We're parents to all,
it's our way here.

380
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,701
Huh.

381
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:32,994
You Popaa don't
understand us at first,

382
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,913
but the longer you live here,

383
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,998
the more Tahitian you'll become.

384
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,500
You'll see.

385
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,672
Were you in my bed?

386
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,589
Mm-hm.

387
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:56,184
This job was
starting to look like

388
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,061
an exercise in futility.

389
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,981
I was stuck far away from
my family for way too long

390
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,024
and not making progress
on the location.

391
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,991
That was until I
found the perfect spot

392
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:14,870
on the island of
Moorea, Queens Beach.

393
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,125
Pardon, this is Queens Beach?

394
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,209
Oui.

395
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,462
Why do they call
it Queens Beach?

396
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,589
<i> Because it is owned by
the Queen of Tahiti.</i>

397
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,466
<i>She lives just up there.</i>

398
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,467
<i>I'll take you.</i>

399
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,386
Merci.

400
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,475
Your majesty.

401
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,478
Ia Orana, your highness.

402
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,772
Ia Orana, to what do I owe

403
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,525
the pleasure of this visitation?

404
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,861
I would like to discuss

405
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,282
the possible sale of your
property, the Queens Beach.

406
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,994
In that case, you may rise.

407
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:56,704
Come with me.

408
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,459
You have a very lovely
place, your highness.

409
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,504
Oh, you may call
me Madame Leroy.

410
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,757
It was built for me
by my first husband,

411
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,510
Monsieur Georges Duplantier
Villajardin de Beaufort.

412
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,432
He was an architect like you.

413
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,226
Shame he died so young.

414
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:22,437
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

415
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,481
How did he die?

416
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,442
No one knows.

417
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:33,865
This was painted for me by my
second husband, Edgar Leroy.

418
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,116
It's beautiful.

419
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,202
So you are familiar
with his work?

420
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,205
No, I'm sorry, I'm not.

421
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,707
Hmm, he's very famous.

422
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,293
Even James Michener
mentioned him in a book,

423
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,629
he said he was the
greatest scoundrel

424
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,631
in all of the South Seas.

425
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:53,468
Oh, he sounds like a very,
very interesting chap.

426
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,221
He was insatiable,

427
00:25:56,222 --> 00:26:00,101
ah, drinking hard
living womanizer.

428
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,271
Not such a shame he died young.

429
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,440
Once again, I'm so
sorry, I think...

430
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,818
Do we know how he died?

431
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:11,487
Oh, it's ghastly.

432
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,447
Sofuckatated.

433
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,700
So what?

434
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:17,826
Sofuckatated.

435
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,162
You say sofuckatated in English?

436
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:24,332
Suffocated, suffocation.

437
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,375
Okay, I see.

438
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,168
Ah, enough tragedy.

439
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,297
Come, join us for dinner, hmm?

440
00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,513
I see you looking.

441
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,807
Oh, no.

442
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,642
I wouldn't.

443
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,270
Well, I know you
like my jewelry.

444
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,689
Ah, yes, it's very impressive.

445
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,566
Mm, merci.

446
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,737
It was given to me by
my fourth husband, Carl.

447
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,364
Oh, your fourth?

448
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:58,616
Oui, he's an American.

449
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,369
Guess I have a soft spot
for you Americans, eh?

450
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,582
Well, will your husband
be joining us tonight?

451
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,500
I certainly hope not.

452
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,712
He suffered a
massive heart attack,

453
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:12,547
very recently, in fact.

454
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,632
Okay, well, as I said before,

455
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,385
your Queens Beach property
is perfect for a resort,

456
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,638
so I hope you will
consider our offer.

457
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,142
Hmm, your price is fair.

458
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,270
I accept.

459
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,856
Really? Thank you.

460
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:34,986
There is one

461
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:38,324
little tiny condition.

462
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,371
It's not funny.

463
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:47,208
So she asked you to marry her

464
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,626
as a condition of the sale?

465
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:52,712
And further, she insisted on
a test drive, so to speak.

466
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,838
And what did you say?

467
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,923
I was afraid I'd
suffer the same fate

468
00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:56,716
as her first four husbands.

469
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,510
Besides, I'm happily married.

470
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,678
Yes, you are in Los Angeles.

471
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,182
Hey, there's only so
far I go for a client.

472
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:04,892
The Queen.

473
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,729
Tahiti hasn't had a
queen in over 60 years.

474
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,440
Lucky for you. I know
the actual owner.

475
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,691
The actual owner?

476
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,694
Yes, I'm happy to
make an introduction.

477
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,280
But first you gotta
tell me,

478
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,616
what exactly is it that
she wanted you to do?

479
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:22,909
I don't know,

480
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,619
I don't think there's a
word for it in English.

481
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,788
That's just, that's too good.

482
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,217
Merci copine.

483
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,014
Excuse me, our server,

484
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,475
is that a man or a woman?

485
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,438
Both or neither, she is a Mahu.

486
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,566
A Mahu is a third gender person

487
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,777
who could be a female
or male at birth.

488
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,321
Okay.

489
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,948
I understand you
are interested in

490
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,075
buying my property Queens Beach?

491
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,828
Yes, that is correct.

492
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,538
Perfect.

493
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,250
As they say in your
country, let's make a deal.

494
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,628
Okay, let's make a deal.

495
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:22,135
Living and working in Marlon's
house was truly inspiring.

496
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,559
Marlon insisted on
hearing every detail

497
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,686
about the Queens Beach resort,

498
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:34,481
how we would do the
financing, construction,

499
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,691
what materials we would use,

500
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:39,694
what permits we would
obtain, how we obtain them.

501
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,740
It never occurred to me to
wonder why he was so interested.

502
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,329
{\an8} Bernie, can I
trust you with a secret?

503
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,625
{\an8}Yes, of course.

504
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,752
Good, 'cause if you
betray that trust,

505
00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:58,046
I'm stringing you up the
yardarms by your testicles,

506
00:29:58,047 --> 00:29:59,255
you understand?

507
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,173
Absolutely.

508
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:01,091
Okay.

509
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,011
I own an island nearby.

510
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:12,268
It's sacred, private, and
almost impossible to get to.

511
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:16,106
Yeah, I didn't know
that, wow, really?

512
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,236
It's more beautiful
than words can describe

513
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:24,739
and cinematography can capture.

514
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,660
And I wanna move there

515
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,205
to truly be alone
and as far away

516
00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:34,333
from those fuckers
that were in Hollywood.

517
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,211
You wanna live
on an abandoned island?

518
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:39,129
Yes, I do.

519
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,466
I wanna build a home there.

520
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,761
I'm gonna spend the
rest of my life there.

521
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,347
An island with no potable water

522
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,684
or food source or electricity?

523
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,270
That is to say, probably,

524
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:57,105
I mean, without ever
having been there

525
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:59,983
without your permission,
I wouldn't know exactly-

526
00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,776
It's called Tetiaroa,

527
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:04,196
and it is a Polynesian treasure,

528
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,532
but it has to remain so.

529
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,076
Now go back to your job at hand

530
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,786
and speak of this to no one,

531
00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,330
lest I call you a madman.

532
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,707
No worries about that.

533
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,876
This Queens Beach
project is all consuming.

534
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,005
I haven't even seen my
wife and kid for months.

535
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,591
Oh, then you are overdue.

536
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:30,556
Bring them here
to visit for a while.

537
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,436
Bernie, your family is
the most important project

538
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:37,563
that you will oversee.

539
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,152
Bernie!

540
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,112
Dad!

541
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,116
Dad!

542
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:51,660
You guys!

543
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,995
Who are you guys?

544
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,347
Hey Zeke.

545
00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:15,851
Ia orana.

546
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:20,396
This is my lovely wife Dana
and my daughter Sabrina,

547
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:21,522
- also, lovely.
- Hi.

548
00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:25,318
Say, Dana, did you know Zeke

549
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,570
is an expert on
predators and sharks?

550
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,030
Oh, I didn't know
you were a scientist,

551
00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:29,989
I thought you
worked at the bank.

552
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,366
That's why he's an expert.

553
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,535
Actually, I do work at the
Tahitian National Bank.

554
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:37,080
Tarita, is this just for
us or is Michelle coming?

555
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,206
She's coming.

556
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,500
- Hey, madam, I missed you.
- Hey.

557
00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:43,836
Michelle, Michelle,
it's Bernard and Sabrina

558
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:44,879
- and this is Dana.
- Ia orana.

559
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,422
Yeah, we've met.

560
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,133
- Hello.
- Hi.

561
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:49,967
Hello.

562
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,553
Yeah, we have, where?

563
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,721
On the plane.

564
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,223
Chicken Kiev?

565
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,140
Hello.

566
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,101
The stewardess, yes.

567
00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:00,561
Sorry, I didn't recognize
you without your uniform.

568
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,856
You haven't seen me
without my uniform.

569
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:18,122
Marlon.

570
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,707
Thank you for inviting us.

571
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,875
I love it here and
Sabrina's having a blast.

572
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,878
Bernie's become a good friend.

573
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,382
He won't stop talking about
the amazing Mrs. Judge

574
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:31,676
and how stunning she
is and what a knockout,

575
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,302
a talented artist.

576
00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,388
Wait, for a second, I thought
you were talking about

577
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:38,391
my super serious, hardworking,
architect husband.

578
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,350
No, I am.

579
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,935
Whoa!

580
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:51,571
♪ We are living in
the now, not then ♪

581
00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:55,283
♪ Let's change
everything that is ♪

582
00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:58,745
♪ To anything you can do ♪

583
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,165
♪ So come and join
your hand in mine ♪

584
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,624
Bernie, Dana!

585
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,626
Come in and feel the energy!

586
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,420
♪ See new possibilities ♪

587
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,130
Don't be such a prude, Bernie.

588
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,339
♪ Yeah ♪

589
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,175
- Come on, Bernie.
- Come on, Bernie!

590
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:15,678
♪ It's time to turn
your love on me ♪

591
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,765
♪ It's time to turn
your body free ♪

592
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:22,351
♪ Bathe in the
waters of desire ♪

593
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,228
♪ Set your soul and
your mind on fire ♪

594
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,063
What are you looking for?

595
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,024
Toothpick fish.

596
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:30,276
Get your butt in here!

597
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:48,294
♪ Set your soul and
your mind on fire ♪

598
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,922
Whoo, Mana!

599
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:56,094
♪ Set your soul and
your mind on fire ♪

600
00:34:57,513 --> 00:34:59,680
Wait a minute, so it's
up, down, up, down,

601
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:00,890
- hand, hand, then the, okay.
- Yeah.

602
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,849
- I'm doing it right?
- Yeah.

603
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:02,809
Okay, okay, I got it, go.

604
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,686
Oh no, I missed it,
quick, twinkle fingers,

605
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,816
I remember the twinkle fingers,
that's good, what do you...

606
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,860
Well, hold on.

607
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,324
What are you doing?

608
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,368
They're hard workers,

609
00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:29,293
Stop.

610
00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,509
Don't eat him.

611
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:59,156
After six
months of hard work,

612
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,410
we were finally ready to
break ground on Queen's Beach.

613
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:03,661
Jack.

614
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,080
Ah, there he is.

615
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:06,998
Oh!

616
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,374
Hey, hey!

617
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,167
You haven't gone all
fruity on me now, have you?

618
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,211
No, no, that's a
local custom here,

619
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:15,214
it's like in France, Ia Orana.

620
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,674
Your what?

621
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:21,178
Ia Orana, it's how we
Tahitians greet each other.

622
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,307
French, Tahitian, who can
keep track?

623
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,100
You know, I was worried at first

624
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,227
that you might not be the
right man for the job,

625
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,354
but you really surprised me.

626
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,899
Yes, well, everything here
is going like clockwork.

627
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,775
You won't be disappointed.

628
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:35,776
Ah, good, oh!

629
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,278
- Ia Orana.
- Oh!

630
00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:38,696
Ah, Ia Orana to you.

631
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:39,947
Oh, you guys.

632
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,115
And also to you.

633
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,074
Ia Orana.

634
00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,285
It's better when they say it.

635
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:53,085
I love the smell of diesel!

636
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:56,380
Smells like my money's
working, you know, it's great.

637
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,549
Who are you?

638
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,844
What are you
building on my land?

639
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,888
Your land?

640
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,641
We paid a fortune
for this property.

641
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:08,100
Hold the work! Hold the-

642
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,602
No, no, no!

643
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:10,519
Wait!

644
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:20,947
As it turns out, he actually did

645
00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,823
have a claim to Queen's Beach.

646
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,284
As did 43 others.

647
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:28,162
Apparently in Tahiti, the
entire extended family

648
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,708
needs to be involved in
any land transactions.

649
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,421
All 44 were related
some way or another.

650
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:38,798
- What was that?
- I don't know.

651
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,759
So he fired
you just like that?

652
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,353
Thank you for your
hospitality, Marlon.

653
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:54,313
I don't think
there'll ever be a day

654
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:58,235
that I won't think about
this perfect place.

655
00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:02,154
Tahiti is lovely beyond compare,

656
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,117
and it's a shame that
you never saw Tetiaroa.

657
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:07,743
Tetiaroa?

658
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,830
Yeah, my island paradise.

659
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,916
It's just, just out there.

660
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:17,211
To see it is to kiss
the lips of God.

661
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,298
But Bernie says it would be
impossible for me to build on.

662
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,468
I can't see Bernie saying that.

663
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,971
Well, not impossible, no.

664
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,558
Well, impossible to do it in
an ecologically sound way,

665
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:34,603
respecting the heritage
and the rare biodiversity.

666
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,856
It would be extremely difficult

667
00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:40,693
to get the needed infrastructure
out on that tiny atoll.

668
00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:42,695
Bernie can build it.

669
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:46,198
He's innovative, he can
build with minimal materials.

670
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,701
Though I've never been
given the opportunity

671
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,870
to build one in a
setting like this.

672
00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:52,371
It would be arduous work,

673
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,708
it would take moxie
and commitment.

674
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,585
For one to live out there

675
00:38:57,586 --> 00:39:01,213
with even a moderate amount
of modern convenience

676
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,759
would be a monumental
undertaking.

677
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,553
But possible, yes?

678
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,056
It's possible.

679
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,391
It's possible, yeah.

680
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:16,938
I mean, the structures have
to be architecturally sound,

681
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:21,026
but the footprint light, nimble.

682
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,322
The engineering,
that'd be complicated.

683
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:27,324
Bernie.

684
00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:29,826
Hey.

685
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,204
You can do this.

686
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,957
This is your chance to
prove it to the world.

687
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,586
Waste disposal.

688
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,255
That would be one of
my biggest challenges.

689
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,591
The workers would need housing.

690
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:49,053
For their families
and their kids.

691
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,889
You'd have to build a school.

692
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,893
<i> The children will
definitely need a school.</i>

693
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:01,691
So then you'll join me on
this mad and wonderful quest?

694
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:13,077
Yes.

695
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,830
He absolutely will.

696
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:16,497
Yes, I will.

697
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,041
Damn right they will.

698
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,170
- Champagne.
- Oh, what a surprise.

699
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,004
Really?

700
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:24,922
Manuia.

701
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,173
Manuia.

702
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,260
Manuia, Bernie.

703
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,681
Wait, so why can't you
come back home with us?

704
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:36,142
Well, Daddy has to stay
here and help build.

705
00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:37,643
A very special house.

706
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,104
I know, I know, but like,
when are you gonna be back?

707
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:43,524
Not long, okay, I'll try
to be back every few months

708
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:45,192
to see you and your mom, okay.

709
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,110
Okay.

710
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,653
All right.

711
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:48,696
I love you.

712
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:49,989
- Love you too.
- You be good.

713
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,324
I will.

714
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,617
I believe in you

715
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,661
and I know that you're
gonna figure it out.

716
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:56,787
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

717
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,330
Just try not to
catch Island Fever,

718
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,666
I hear infidelity is an
epidemic around here.

719
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,585
It's the furthest
thing from my mind.

720
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,712
Yeah, it's not your mind
that I'm worried about.

721
00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:05,921
Oh!

722
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:07,256
And that's how we
do it in America.

723
00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,426
I bet that experience
was invaluable.

724
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:12,845
- Bye, honey.
- Bye, Dad.

725
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,306
Bye!

726
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:25,649
Why'd you
go to the police?

727
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,568
The police, what are
you talking about?

728
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:30,070
Why didn't you come to me first?

729
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,739
Are-are you okay?

730
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,700
You look terrible, do you have
like an allergic reaction?

731
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:36,911
No, I'm fine.

732
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:39,789
It's for a movie. They
want me to play a gangster.

733
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,500
I hate gangster pictures.

734
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:46,296
So I thought I’d play it
like a bulldog, I don't know.

735
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:51,091
The Egyptians, they
knew the secret.

736
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:52,885
Is this still a
scene from the movie?

737
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:56,014
No, don't be foolish, this
is science. What do you see?

738
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,726
I see elephants pulling stones

739
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,728
in what seems to
be Ancient Egypt.

740
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:03,979
Bingo!

741
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,232
We're gonna bring
elephants to the island

742
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,234
to do the heavy lifting.

743
00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:09,735
Elephants?

744
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,780
Absolutely, many believe
that the elephants

745
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,783
were instrumental in
building the pyramids.

746
00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:16,700
Is that right?

747
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:17,910
Yeah.

748
00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,913
Pachyderm power might
not be the answer,

749
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,707
but I'll certainly
investigate the option.

750
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:24,668
Good.

751
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:27,586
Don't disappoint me.

752
00:42:36,972 --> 00:42:39,682
Hey. Hm, looks good.

753
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:41,100
Careful.

754
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:44,271
Those are special brownies,
they're mixed with hashish.

755
00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,106
Will you be having one?

756
00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:49,985
That
sounds groovy to me.

757
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:51,820
Mm!

758
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,655
All right.

759
00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:56,115
Can't wait.

760
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,660
♪ Sha la la la la ♪

761
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,495
Having
often been the butt

762
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:06,042
of Marlon's practical jokes,
I decided to get him back.

763
00:43:07,836 --> 00:43:11,506
Okay, here's the
plan, I want you...

764
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,718
No, when I cough, I
want you to scream.

765
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:16,844
- You want me to scream?
- Yes, yes, yes,

766
00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,263
shriek like a banshee.

767
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,223
- Okay?
- Okay.

768
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,474
Yeah.

769
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:23,475
You must have really
like my brownies.

770
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,601
Oh yeah, they're the best.

771
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,894
Yeah.

772
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:31,776
He's crazy.

773
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,866
What's that tiki you
got there, Bernie?

774
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:41,411
This is not a tiki,

775
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:46,332
it's a deity, an artifact.

776
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:50,419
I was told it possesses
some magical powers.

777
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:53,505
I think it's Michelle's
brownies that have magic powers.

778
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:58,385
I know the history
is quite fascinating.

779
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:01,138
Hey, you guys, you
wanna hear about it?

780
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,890
- Yes.
- Sure.

781
00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:04,641
100 years ago,

782
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,852
the prophetess, Toapere

783
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,189
lived nearby on the
island of Mangareva.

784
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:13,942
She was stunningly beautiful,
bright yellow eyes,

785
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:16,653
and she wore these
wreaths that had feathers

786
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,865
and sharks' teeth and
sweet-smelling hibiscus.

787
00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,828
Toapere, she had a vision
that her and her people

788
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,289
would be visited by gods
on large wooden ships,

789
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,500
bringing peace and prosperity.

790
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:32,753
Well, the next morning, she
looked out to sea and voila!

791
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,880
There were the ships.

792
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,882
So they were visited by gods?

793
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:39,968
Not gods, French missionaries.

794
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,889
They had visions too,
visions of the natives

795
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:47,267
trading their priceless
jewelry for a bottle of rum.

796
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,895
Must have been some
top flight stuff.

797
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:51,397
I mean, speaking of which,

798
00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:53,899
I make this fantastic
Coca Loco punch.

799
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,900
Ooh, yeah.

800
00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,193
It's kind of like a pina colada,

801
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,528
but with twice the amount of rum

802
00:44:57,529 --> 00:44:59,071
and half of everything else.

803
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,240
You really must try it.

804
00:45:01,241 --> 00:45:03,368
Thank you, I will, yes.

805
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:05,744
Where was I?

806
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,956
Missionaries plundering
the riches of our islands.

807
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,669
Right, right, well, the
High Priest of Mangareva,

808
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:16,422
he feared what the
missionaries intended,

809
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,090
so he hatched a secret plan.

810
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:20,634
When the missionaries
knelt in prayer,

811
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:23,053
his warriors charge at
them with their spears.

812
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,763
So I'm guessing

813
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:27,808
this is where it ends
badly for the missionaries?

814
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:32,355
Well, it would have, yes, had
it not been for the women.

815
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,524
Toapere and the
island women rushed in

816
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:36,442
and they shielded

817
00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:37,943
the missionaries with
their own bodies,

818
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,695
saving their lives.

819
00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:41,113
Hey, hooray for the women!

820
00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:42,156
Girl power!

821
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,617
But by saving the
missionaries' lives,

822
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,787
the Mangarevans gave
up their freedom.

823
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:52,332
See these missionaries, they
had a leader, Father Laval.

824
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:58,630
He ordered all the statues
and temples to be destroyed

825
00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:03,218
and new monasteries and a palace
to be erected in his honor.

826
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,972
Over 5,000 workers
died in just 10 years.

827
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,683
And when the Bishop
of Papeete asked,

828
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,560
"What kind of government

829
00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:15,481
results in 5,000 deaths
of its own people?"

830
00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:17,858
Laval just simply stated,

831
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,778
"They have all but gone
more quickly to heaven."

832
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,990
Toapere never forgave herself

833
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:26,742
for saving the
missionaries' lives,

834
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:30,205
and her bones are
buried right here.

835
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:35,168
They say that their cries and
wails happen every full moon.

836
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,669
Tonight is a full moon.

837
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:42,842
And this deity is said to be
able to summon her spirit.

838
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,013
Though, I don't know,
I don't think it works.

839
00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:51,725
What the hell?

840
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,143
What was that?

841
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,937
Got you, Marlon.

842
00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:56,939
Why did
you tell that story?

843
00:46:56,940 --> 00:47:00,234
I made that
whole thing up.

844
00:47:00,235 --> 00:47:01,860
Marlon is scared of ghosts!

845
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:02,861
- I know.
- Oopsy.

846
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:04,905
We need to go find him.

847
00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,491
All right,
let's find him.

848
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,494
We followed Marlon
as best as we could,

849
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,162
when suddenly, we
came around a corner

850
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,789
and found that
Marlon in his frenzy

851
00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:15,499
had run over a local villager.

852
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,416
- No!
- Wait, wait.

853
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,335
Oh my gosh, Marlon killed a man!

854
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,628
This is all my fault!

855
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:22,839
- No!
- Oh God.

856
00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:25,342
Uh!

857
00:47:29,556 --> 00:47:31,598
All right, you got us.

858
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,726
- We love you, Marlon.
- Come on, Marlon.

859
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:43,986
{\an8}Many months of hard work and
a few mini bottles later,

860
00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:45,571
I was once again on
my way back to LA.

861
00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:46,531
Ssh!

862
00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:49,033
Sorry.

863
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:59,001
We can't ship it all in. We
gotta be self-sustaining.

864
00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,210
Well, we're making
great progress

865
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,753
on the drinking water issue,

866
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,047
but I need to make a
map of the entire atoll

867
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,008
before we can go any further.

868
00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:09,678
Well, if that's the case then,

869
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,515
I may have something that
will save you some time

870
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,726
and me some...

871
00:48:15,727 --> 00:48:17,520
Oh Christ, it'd better be there.

872
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:19,981
There, here it is.

873
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:26,236
- Is this Tetiaroa?
- Mm-hmm.

874
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:30,699
Gosh. I don't know, this
looks a little out of date.

875
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:33,369
I, I think we're gonna
need to do our own survey.

876
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,663
Why is that? Tidal erosion?

877
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:40,208
Sure, there's that, and
this is like 70 years old.

878
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,378
I mean, look, it's made in 1901.

879
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:45,173
All right. Oh, okay.

880
00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:51,304
Have you figured out what
to do about the mosquitoes?

881
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,933
Well, no. Not unless
we use insecticides.

882
00:48:58,728 --> 00:49:00,646
What about the power?

883
00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:02,397
Well, for power, we're
gonna have to bring in

884
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:03,774
our own diesel generators.

885
00:49:03,775 --> 00:49:06,443
No, not, diesel
is way too dirty.

886
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:09,404
We gotta find a, a, a
natural source of energy

887
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:10,448
from the island.

888
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,784
Now, the French are working
with solar power, right?

889
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:18,038
Yeah, solar power is a, it's
a promising technology but-

890
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:19,748
- That's right.
- Not for our scale.

891
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:21,375
I mean, look, we can
do it in the future,

892
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:23,211
but it's not, not now.

893
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:28,048
All right, I got one
for you. You ready?

894
00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:28,965
Yeah.

895
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,467
Eels.

896
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,469
- Eels?
- Electric eels.

897
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,970
Put the eels in the lagoon.

898
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,474
We siphon off their energy,
power our generators.

899
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:40,645
Okay.

900
00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:44,940
You gotta be, you'd
have to be crazy

901
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:47,317
to think you can actually
get power from eels.

902
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,985
I mean, that is just...

903
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,028
That is cuckoo though.

904
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,571
I thought you were serious.

905
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,533
Hold on a second. Now, here.

906
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:58,453
It's not really quite
enough. Hold on.

907
00:49:58,454 --> 00:49:59,414
Turn around.

908
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,499
Don't look at my ass.

909
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,917
I've seen your ass before.

910
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:08,673
There. Now,
go do your survey.

911
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:10,633
The waltz begins.

912
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,803
Please tell me you have a bank.

913
00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:15,763
Got a bed.

914
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,894
We need to get the proper
dimensions of this lagoon.

915
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:27,733
So we're gonna place one
of these every 500 feet.

916
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:31,194
Dakur, you want to measure
the whole Motu in this way?

917
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:34,781
Yes, but need to get high enough

918
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:37,909
to measure their relative
positions in relation

919
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,121
to the scale of
the whole island.

920
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,541
- This way.
- Hey.

921
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:51,841
Hmm. I'm not sure that's
gonna be high enough.

922
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:56,219
Okay, I think we're high enough.

923
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,679
You see, from this height,

924
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,681
I can take photos
accurate enough

925
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:01,349
to create a highly detailed map.

926
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,561
I don't care. Take your photos.

927
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,522
You're a heavy man.

928
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,734
This is where
you keep all my money.

929
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,402
No, just the ledgers.

930
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,155
Seymour's out back.
He's expecting you.

931
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,698
Oh, let's go see him.

932
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:20,911
You know, Bogart had
class because he was 54.

933
00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:24,414
He had no problem about
saying he was a little nervous

934
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,583
that he couldn't, you know?

935
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,835
So I, I saw him at
the Makambo one night.

936
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:31,838
He's sitting at the bar
like this and I said,

937
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:32,756
"What's the matter?

938
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:33,673
You look grumpy."

939
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,301
And he said, "It's your fault."

940
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:37,512
It's my fault?

941
00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:39,679
Yeah, he says,

942
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,599
"Those shots you gave
me, the vitamin B shots.

943
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,729
My hair is falling out and
I got no penis."

944
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,982
And stop me if I told
you this part before.

945
00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:54,694
Yeah, Seymour, you told
me that one many times.

946
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:59,867
Oh, I'm not embarrassed.
Um, so where were we?

947
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:04,538
We were speaking about my
portfolio as it relates

948
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,581
to my current liabilities.

949
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:08,417
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

950
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:12,797
Liabilities, yeah, uh-huh.

951
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,050
Uh, yeah, yeah.

952
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:18,593
And...

953
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:22,056
And don't rush me, um,

954
00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:26,727
gotta go back to work,

955
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,732
or else stop with that
fakakta thing in Tahiti.

956
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,821
The whole point of
building in Tahiti is

957
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:39,906
so I don't have to work again.

958
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:44,703
Okay, well, then sell
your house in Mulholland.

959
00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:49,876
and take a one-bedroom apartment
in Van Nuys for a while.

960
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:52,419
Yeah, well, I, I think we know

961
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,170
that that's not gonna happen.

962
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:58,675
No, it's not. So take the
goddamn gangster movie.

963
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,927
What's the matter with you,
Marlon? You're a movie actor.

964
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:04,140
Come on. Sheesh.

965
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:12,648
Those two bastards,
they smiled at me.

966
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,151
I said to my wife,

967
00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:20,364
"For justice, we must
go to Don Corleone."

968
00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:25,161
Why'd you go to the police?

969
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,704
Why didn't you come to me first?

970
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,123
What do you want of me?

971
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:35,086
Tell me anything but do
what I beg you to do.

972
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,757
And what is that?

973
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:05,283
That I cannot do.

974
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,077
-  Cut.
-  Hold the roll.

975
00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,120
Are you hearing
that buzzing noise?

976
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:10,747
Not us.

977
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,208
It's coming from on set.

978
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,210
It's the cat.

979
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,464
Why didn't you come to me first?

980
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,092
Should we lose the cat?

981
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:24,469
No, no. I love the
cat, love the cat.

982
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:25,428
I love the cat.

983
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:26,930
Let's, let's go again.

984
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,348
I think he peed.

985
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,941
Seems like you've gone
from a popaa to a papa.

986
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:40,860
Even some of the locals are
now calling you Papa Bernard.

987
00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:44,614
Papa Bernard. That's
a good thing, right?

988
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:48,284
Yes, exactly. Marlon's given
you the keys to the till.

989
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,496
And there's precious few
people he trusts that much.

990
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:53,958
Congratulations, and,
and do spend it wisely.

991
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,627
We hire those special...

992
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,962
- Sorry, Marlon.
- Wait a second, one sec.

993
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,923
I still can't hear you.

994
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:06,803
I said, have you hired
those specialists yet?

995
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,430
Oh, yes, yes, we have.

996
00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:10,181
Bernie, the decisions you make

997
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,393
will profoundly
change my legacy,

998
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:14,478
and that of my family.

999
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:18,023
Look, your, your master plan,
better be a good one.

1000
00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:19,399
I will get
this project done-

1001
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,317
- All right, go ahead.
- On time and on budget.

1002
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,113
Oh.

1003
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,660
Jimmy Caan's making
an ass of himself again.

1004
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,872
Oh shit.
You seeing this?

1005
00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:35,498
Oh shit, he moved.

1006
00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,167
Pop my mustache. Sorry.

1007
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:38,127
Goddammit.

1008
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,337
Traveling back and
forth to LA was brutal,

1009
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,715
but I finally finished
my master plan

1010
00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,718
and I needed to
present it in person.

1011
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,179
Another one.

1012
00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,602
Be best this week. Hi, Bernie.

1013
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,145
Hi, Alice. Good seeing you.

1014
00:55:57,146 --> 00:55:58,605
- Good to see you.
- Mayette.

1015
00:55:58,606 --> 00:56:00,065
Marlon's waiting for you.

1016
00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:02,693
- Okay. Is he upstairs?
- He's at the courtyard.

1017
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,326
Ow!

1018
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:17,040
Is this...

1019
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,375
An Oscar, yeah.

1020
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,377
As a measure of
artistic achievement,

1021
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:23,379
I find it fairly lacking,

1022
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,467
but it makes for a hell
of a door stop though.

1023
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,849
What in the world?

1024
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,186
Why? You never saw an
electric eel before?

1025
00:56:38,479 --> 00:56:39,355
Here.

1026
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,066
What kind of water is this?

1027
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:46,402
Well, that's distilled
water, made for my own yard.

1028
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,907
I'm working on a
process to bring clean,

1029
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,450
drinkable water to the island.

1030
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,995
Yeah, well, that
is not drinkable.

1031
00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:58,832
Spoke to NASA, they're
working on a similar process

1032
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,250
with the astronaut.

1033
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,919
Well, I have a better
solution for potable water

1034
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,922
utilizing the Gibbon
Heisberg lens.

1035
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,842
The Gibbon Hiven what?

1036
00:57:11,512 --> 00:57:13,471
The Gibbon Heisberg lens.

1037
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:16,850
Wait, da, da, da. It's
the Ghyben-Herzberg lens.

1038
00:57:16,851 --> 00:57:17,976
Ghyben-Herzberg.

1039
00:57:17,977 --> 00:57:19,478
You know, here take
this. I got it.

1040
00:57:21,689 --> 00:57:24,482
The Ghyben-Herzberg lens occurs
when rainwater seeps down

1041
00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,569
through the soil and gathers
over a layer of sea water

1042
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:29,696
at about five feet
below sea level.

1043
00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:32,448
Yes, and you know,
you'll find that dogs

1044
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,993
will sometimes dig down and
drink from one on a coral beach.

1045
00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,245
Yeah, there you go.

1046
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:41,625
It's all right here in the
master plan I've prepared.

1047
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,462
I believe that it
encompasses every detail

1048
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,716
that we've ever
discussed and more.

1049
00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:51,551
This is our Bible.

1050
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:53,136
That's about as long.

1051
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,471
I'll leave it here
for you to read.

1052
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,099
Why don't you read it to me?

1053
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:09,152
Monitoring of
population increases

1054
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:13,699
and decreases of selected
marine animal and plant species.

1055
00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:17,702
And there's a number of
references and appendices

1056
00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:20,206
but that's it.

1057
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:25,794
Wow. Well done, Bernie.

1058
00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:29,672
I want this to be
a meeting place

1059
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:32,300
for the world's greatest
minds in, in art

1060
00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,844
and science and politics.

1061
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,554
Well,

1062
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,057
I think it's feasible.

1063
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:42,519
It's gonna have to be more
than, more than feasible.

1064
00:58:45,773 --> 00:58:49,192
I wanna give up, I wanna give
up my profit participation

1065
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,402
in "The Godfather" to
make sure that this,

1066
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:53,239
this island project succeeds.

1067
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:55,823
It's not just my dream.

1068
00:58:55,824 --> 00:59:01,704
This is, this is a dream
for, for all mankind.

1069
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,082
This is...

1070
00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,294
The world's gonna judge
us by our success.

1071
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:09,921
Oh man, we gotta get this right.

1072
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:10,923
We gotta...

1073
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,260
There's no other way.

1074
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,848
Bernie, can you make
this dream a reality?

1075
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,143
Yes. Yes, I can.

1076
00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:25,479
Let's dance.

1077
00:59:32,695 --> 00:59:33,861
What are you doing?

1078
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:35,154
I thought you wanted to dance?

1079
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,364
No, I wanna shake hands.
I don't wanna dance.

1080
00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:38,908
Okay, I didn't
wanna dance either.

1081
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:39,909
You just said it.

1082
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:40,910
I can barely stand.

1083
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,203
Oh my God.

1084
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:44,289
Man, I did
not wanna dance anyway.

1085
00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:47,041
I assured Marlon that if
my research went well,

1086
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:49,711
he would never have
to leave Tahiti again.

1087
00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:58,678
We finally settled
on a contractor

1088
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:01,764
named Teari Taputuarai.

1089
01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:03,433
He was way outside
of our budget,

1090
01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:06,144
but I was told he was the only
guy who could get it done.

1091
01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:21,993
Hey, popaa, the
bulldozer, it's too heavy.

1092
01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:23,995
The raft will sink.

1093
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,706
No, that's why we had
the raft specially built.

1094
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:28,916
Trust me, it can
support 10 tons.

1095
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,002
The coral reef that
encircled the island

1096
01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:32,795
prevented any
boats from landing.

1097
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:35,506
So I asked my old buddies at
the Army Corps of Engineers

1098
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:39,218
to help me design a large
raft to transfer supplies

1099
01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,971
and heavy machinery
by surfing them up

1100
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,349
and over the reef
during high tide.

1101
01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:45,767
It was pretty ingenious

1102
01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:48,520
and protected the delicate
ecosystem of the island.

1103
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,483
<i> We needed that machine.</i>

1104
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:19,342
Do you understand him?

1105
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,510
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1106
01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:24,138
He say, fuck it.

1107
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,085
Yes.

1108
01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:00,801
Yeah, Teari.

1109
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,359
You're crazy.

1110
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:24,783
He say, I need my hat.

1111
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:37,378
It does look good,
but it doesn't match it though.

1112
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,754
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, yeah.

1113
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:39,672
Yeah, you
look to the side, you go,

1114
01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:40,674
"Ha ha ha."

1115
01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:56,523
Run over there, run
over there.

1116
01:02:58,358 --> 01:03:00,735
While Marlon was filming
his gangster movie,

1117
01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:02,445
we were hard at work
clearing the jungle

1118
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,031
to build the landing strip.

1119
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,793
Airstrip must be moved.

1120
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,378
What? Amare?

1121
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:22,965
Yes, Amare is an
ancient burial ground.

1122
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:26,719
I believe those were
Bernie's exact words, yes.

1123
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,388
Well, it's right in the
middle of my new airstrip.

1124
01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:31,265
It's from hundreds of
years ago when this island

1125
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:33,893
was only for the
royalty of Polynesia.

1126
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:36,270
I gather you're here
to tell me though,

1127
01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:41,651
how much it's gonna cost my
client to move this airstrip?

1128
01:03:41,652 --> 01:03:42,568
I am.

1129
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:43,529
It's sacred, Bernie.

1130
01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:46,113
So how much?

1131
01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,742
The sacred burial site
must be preserved.

1132
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:50,702
A lot.

1133
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,496
We're gonna have to
move the airstrip.

1134
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,457
Oh, that's a lot.

1135
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,084
Mm-hmm.

1136
01:03:58,085 --> 01:03:59,961
Okay, you gotta
hear his new idea.

1137
01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:01,879
You know about dogsled
tours in the Yukon?

1138
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,172
Yeah.

1139
01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:04,966
He's thinking dolphin
tours at the lagoon.

1140
01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:06,759
I mean, that's very Marlon, but-

1141
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,177
Yes, well-

1142
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,971
I, I'm unaware you can
train dolphins in that way.

1143
01:04:09,972 --> 01:04:11,806
I, I don't think you can.

1144
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:14,850
Well, listen, I, I wanted to
meet you outside of the bank

1145
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,352
as a, as a friend.

1146
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:18,730
Just wanted to check that
you were doing all right.

1147
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:22,525
No, I'm not doing all right.

1148
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:23,442
You're not?

1149
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,362
No. Doing fantastic.

1150
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,781
I mean, seriously, things
couldn't be going better.

1151
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:31,033
I've got 35 full-time workers.

1152
01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:33,202
I've got heavy machinery
arriving any day.

1153
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,996
Actually, that's
exactly what I wanted

1154
01:04:34,997 --> 01:04:36,831
to talk to you about.

1155
01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:39,584
Um, I'm not sure you are
aware, but the, the funds

1156
01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:41,544
to back these checks
that you've been writing,

1157
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,879
they've yet to be deposited
into your account.

1158
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,507
Uh, I mean, how much
do I owe you now?

1159
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:51,596
That's 12,502,980 CFP.

1160
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:53,347
How much?

1161
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:57,102
It's about 326,000 US
dollars, give or take.

1162
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:04,817
Oh, I was not aware
it was that much.

1163
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:08,946
Well, the bank and I have
advanced you this money,

1164
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:12,534
uh, until this issue
gets all settled.

1165
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,662
I would never want to
embarrass you here.

1166
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,456
You're like a brother to me.

1167
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:19,540
Monsieur?

1168
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:24,671
I'll get this. So, dolphin tours.

1169
01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:28,216
Yeah.

1170
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:41,021
Fair weather,
come in. Fair weather, over.

1171
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:44,191
Fair weather, over.

1172
01:05:47,486 --> 01:05:49,570
This is fair weather, over.

1173
01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:51,947
Michelle,
it's Bud, over.

1174
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:52,908
Bud?

1175
01:05:54,201 --> 01:05:56,452
Marlon, is that you? Over.

1176
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:57,787
Yes, it's Marlon.

1177
01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:59,914
I, I have a proposition for you.

1178
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:01,291
A proposition?

1179
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,877
All right, just set it
on the table I guess.

1180
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,295
You look surprised.

1181
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,297
No, I'm...

1182
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,965
Okay, a little bit.

1183
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,134
I asked for a short
wave radio expert but-

1184
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,636
Well, that's me.

1185
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:15,429
I'm quite handy
with all that stuff.

1186
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,390
So let's get started?

1187
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:18,891
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1188
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,309
What can I do?

1189
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:21,895
This is the antenna.

1190
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,438
You can put it there for me.

1191
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,399
Oh.

1192
01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:28,568
And that's our antenna.

1193
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,204
We did it.

1194
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:40,913
We did it?

1195
01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:41,914
We did it.

1196
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:43,207
- That's great.
- Yay.

1197
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:44,750
You did it. You are an expert.

1198
01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:47,878
Radio Tetiaroa is on the air.

1199
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,296
Oh.

1200
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,589
SOS, SOS.

1201
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,551
Mayday, we are in dire
need of rum. Over.

1202
01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:11,819
One thing I learned was that
in Tahiti you work hard,

1203
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,656
but more importantly,
you party even harder.

1204
01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:19,201
To thank everyone
for their hard work,

1205
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:23,205
Marlon treated us to a big
party for La Fete du Travail,

1206
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,958
the French version of Labor Day.

1207
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,878
One of the many
Polynesian holidays.

1208
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,892
Michelle?

1209
01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:43,810
Is that you?

1210
01:07:56,990 --> 01:08:00,202
Oh, hibiscus.

1211
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,877
Whoa, whoa whoa!

1212
01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:12,254
Sorry, I didn't mean
to scare you, old boy.

1213
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,089
I brought you the
last of my Coca Locos.

1214
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,133
Did you see her?

1215
01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:16,843
Who?

1216
01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:19,846
Where'd she go?

1217
01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:24,851
Hmm. I'm not so sure
you're gonna need this.

1218
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,040
Here's some things
for your headache.

1219
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,043
- Oh, thanks, Tea.
- You're welcome.

1220
01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:56,966
Who's that for?

1221
01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,553
How the beautiful young woman
you were with last night?

1222
01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:02,389
What woman?

1223
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,683
Well, she was wearing feathers.

1224
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:09,479
Mm, and smells so
lovely, like hibiscus.

1225
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,608
They're called Tupapa'u, ghosts.

1226
01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:26,245
All right, so as you know,

1227
01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:29,665
the oceans cover
70% of the planet.

1228
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:33,669
But most humans only
experience a fraction of it.

1229
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:37,131
Just, just what washes
up on, on the shore.

1230
01:09:37,132 --> 01:09:40,260
Now you, you may look
out here and you may see

1231
01:09:41,428 --> 01:09:44,471
an empty lagoon, but
really it's, it's home

1232
01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:47,516
to thousands of microorganisms.

1233
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:52,187
And, and, and there's over
200 varieties of, of plants

1234
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:55,190
and not to mention
countless animals,

1235
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,068
which is, is why

1236
01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:03,699
I wanna build the hotel right here.

1237
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,367
Well, we've already
begun construction

1238
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,494
at the other location.

1239
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,289
Wait, hotel? What hotel?

1240
01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:12,583
How else do you think I'm
gonna pay for all this?

1241
01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:13,876
And besides, people
they can come here

1242
01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:15,836
and they can
experience all this,

1243
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,212
when I'm not here, of course.

1244
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,758
No, no, no. Not here, okay?

1245
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:22,217
Like, there's no trees.

1246
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,636
I mean, yeah, a few of these,

1247
01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:26,221
but right on the other side,
a bunch of fallen trees.

1248
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,973
It's all, it's
all exposed roots.

1249
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:30,100
No, one heavy storm
will destroy it all.

1250
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:32,561
I completely agree.
It's perfect.

1251
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,481
- Look at this view.
- The view?

1252
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:38,067
No, it would not be prudent.

1253
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,109
I refuse. Sorry.

1254
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:40,736
You refuse?

1255
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,154
You know there's no
point arguing with me.

1256
01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:43,739
I'm gonna get my way.

1257
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,992
No, but it would involve
everything that we've worked on.

1258
01:10:46,993 --> 01:10:48,160
Everything we've planned,

1259
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,912
all our systems
would have to change.

1260
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,413
All right, we'd have
to move everything.

1261
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,749
You've gotta be
more nimble, man.

1262
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,043
You gotta react to what it is,
you gotta be more reactive.

1263
01:10:56,044 --> 01:10:57,127
You want me to be reactive?

1264
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,005
- Yeah.
- This is me reacting.

1265
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,674
And scene.

1266
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:04,176
That's great. That
was really great.

1267
01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:08,348
So, you want to
move this,

1268
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:13,560
all the way over
to there, right?

1269
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,813
More or less, and
don't forget the bungalows.

1270
01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:18,941
Don't forget the
bungalows.

1271
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,610
Can you take an educated guess

1272
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:25,156
as to how much this might
cost my client in order-

1273
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:28,450
Don't, don't, don't.

1274
01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:29,411
A lot.

1275
01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:31,245
I'm afraid so.

1276
01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:41,130
Work on the airstrip
was slow and unpredictable.

1277
01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:43,257
Repairs and simple
tools or materials

1278
01:11:43,258 --> 01:11:45,801
sometimes took weeks to arrive.

1279
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:48,387
This made it impossible
to stick to the schedule,

1280
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:50,889
and expenses were
rising by the day.

1281
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,520
Though some delays seemed
more predictable than others.

1282
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,523
<i> Where is my bulldozer?</i>

1283
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:04,820
♪ And over and down again. ♪

1284
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:08,450
♪ Up over and down again. ♪

1285
01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:12,244
You can take the farm
boy out of Nebraska,

1286
01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:14,956
but you can't take Nebraska
out of the farm boy.

1287
01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:21,503
Finally, after two
years of hard work,

1288
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,881
phase one was
officially complete.

1289
01:12:23,882 --> 01:12:26,341
And Dana, Sabrina
and I flew over

1290
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:30,054
on the first ever flight to Tetiaroa.

1291
01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:32,598
-  Here!
-  Are you sure?

1292
01:12:32,599 --> 01:12:34,808
Hey, Papa Dana!

1293
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,313
How are you?

1294
01:12:39,314 --> 01:12:40,647
This is my family.

1295
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:41,857
Hello!

1296
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:45,070
- I can't believe we did this.
-  Wow.

1297
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,617
Still no message from Marlon?

1298
01:13:01,336 --> 01:13:02,670
What the hell?

1299
01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:14,599
Way too big.

1300
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,645
This runway's too short!

1301
01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:20,687
Turn around!

1302
01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:23,023
Turn, this is way too short.

1303
01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:26,568
You will crash, I
repeat, you will crash!

1304
01:13:51,344 --> 01:13:53,638
So, how long you've
been with the airline?

1305
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:07,776
And they said it
couldn't be done.

1306
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:11,113
It's a lot longer than,
than I, than I expected.

1307
01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:13,575
You could almost land a 707.

1308
01:14:14,534 --> 01:14:15,785
707? Wait.

1309
01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:18,203
Oh my.

1310
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,999
With the airstrip completed,

1311
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,750
we brought in teams
of specialists

1312
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:26,087
to catalog the islands
flora and fauna.

1313
01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:32,051
And to conduct environmental
experiments in recycling,

1314
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:37,973
aquatic harvesting,
natural mosquito abatement,

1315
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:44,646
sustainable farming, solar and
wind power, and desalination.

1316
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:48,275
The experiments were
mostly successful.

1317
01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:54,156
Mostly.

1318
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:59,703
Did the
birds get to you?

1319
01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:02,081
Yeah. Yeah, they did.

1320
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,751
I hear it's good luck.

1321
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:07,544
Yeah, well, whoever
wrote that saying

1322
01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,171
probably just got shat upon.

1323
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,006
Probably, yes.

1324
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:14,509
But it's better than the
snow and the rain right now

1325
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,011
back in Paris.

1326
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,972
Or the smog or the
earthquakes in L.A.

1327
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:23,770
But despite having an aviary
incident every now and then,

1328
01:15:24,646 --> 01:15:25,813
I'm living a dream.

1329
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:29,900
I'm impressed.

1330
01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:33,070
With what, my stunning
aquatic skills

1331
01:15:33,071 --> 01:15:37,574
or my, my Adonis like
physique.

1332
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,827
By your complete transformation.

1333
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:44,206
When you first arrived
here, you were so uptight.

1334
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:47,252
And now look at
you, anything goes.

1335
01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:51,965
Yeah, that's me. Anything goes.

1336
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:54,676
I dig it.

1337
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,606
Are you sure about this?

1338
01:16:09,816 --> 01:16:10,692
No.

1339
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:20,534
You cheap god damn
fucking godforsaken whore!

1340
01:16:20,535 --> 01:16:22,703
I hope you rot in hell.

1341
01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:27,500
You god damn fucking
pig fucking liar.

1342
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,337
And I'm sorry.

1343
01:16:32,297 --> 01:16:33,339
I'm sorry.

1344
01:16:34,841 --> 01:16:35,717
Marlon.

1345
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:38,177
What happened? Are you okay?

1346
01:16:39,554 --> 01:16:40,430
My wife died.

1347
01:16:41,431 --> 01:16:42,265
What?

1348
01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:45,893
Oh.

1349
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,521
Marlon, I'm so sorry. I
don't even know what to say.

1350
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:50,939
To say? What can anyone say?

1351
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,525
She's gone. She's gone
forever. Don't you get it?

1352
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,277
But, but how?

1353
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:57,404
Marlon, Tarita was so young.

1354
01:16:57,405 --> 01:16:59,156
No, not Tarita.

1355
01:16:59,157 --> 01:17:00,074
Rosa.

1356
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:01,784
Her name is Rosa.

1357
01:17:02,869 --> 01:17:04,286
It, she's, it's a
scene I'm working on

1358
01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:05,955
for a, for a new film.

1359
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,668
All of this was for a movie?

1360
01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:14,379
Marlon, you nearly
had me in tears.

1361
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:15,672
Yeah?

1362
01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:17,299
Good.

1363
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,717
Rehearsal's over.

1364
01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:20,886
Oh, you think this is funny?

1365
01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:23,305
Yeah, I think that's
kind of amusing.

1366
01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:25,475
How's that for amusing?

1367
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,104
Impressive.

1368
01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:37,236
Where did mommy go?

1369
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,322
She left on the boat.

1370
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:41,824
Where?

1371
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,706
Fuck you, Bernie!

1372
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:06,599
So, so she left
you just like that?

1373
01:18:07,392 --> 01:18:08,683
Without saying a word?

1374
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,603
Well,
she said a couple.

1375
01:18:11,938 --> 01:18:12,855
You fucked up.

1376
01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:15,608
I what?

1377
01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:19,611
Please tell me you're
rehearsing for another movie.

1378
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:22,322
No, you idiot, this isn't
a movie. You fucked up.

1379
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,782
No, no, no.

1380
01:18:23,783 --> 01:18:26,451
You were the one who told
me to lose my inhibitions.

1381
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:29,830
You, you would've done the
same thing if you were me.

1382
01:18:29,831 --> 01:18:32,207
You're god damn
right, I would have.

1383
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,917
But you're not me.

1384
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:35,377
You're Bernard Judge.

1385
01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,463
- Come on.
- And listen,

1386
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,883
you got a stable home. you
got a, you got an honest job

1387
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,594
and you got an adoring family
that wants nothing more

1388
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,472
than to grow old with you.

1389
01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:52,478
Bernie, you are
completely unremarkable.

1390
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:55,565
- Unremarkable?
- Yeah.

1391
01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:59,694
Believe me, there's
not a day that goes by

1392
01:19:01,028 --> 01:19:03,738
that I wouldn't
trade all of the,

1393
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,240
everything I've accomplished,

1394
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:09,871
everything I've acquired to
have what you have, or had.

1395
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:14,250
What happened to your lip?

1396
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:20,297
I spoke out of turn,
and I paid the price.

1397
01:19:20,298 --> 01:19:21,841
Because these things happen.

1398
01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:31,350
Well, what do I do now?

1399
01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:36,481
Well, I think you throw
yourself into your work,

1400
01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:38,483
and your daughter.

1401
01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:40,818
That's all you got.

1402
01:19:51,704 --> 01:19:52,705
What a day.

1403
01:19:54,457 --> 01:19:56,459
Obviously, I
had some explaining to do

1404
01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:59,420
with Dana, but in the
end she didn't leave me.

1405
01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:03,548
However, with expenses
spiraling out of control,

1406
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,259
Marlon did leave me.

1407
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,929
He left the island to shoot
"Last Tango in Paris."

1408
01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:10,263
All uniforms are bullshit.

1409
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:12,516
One of his most
legendary performances.

1410
01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:15,185
Everything outside
this place is bullshit.

1411
01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:17,437
Okay, silence.

1412
01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:19,023
And action.

1413
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,360
We had this big field, meadow.

1414
01:20:23,361 --> 01:20:27,031
And had a big black
dog named Dutchie.

1415
01:20:29,075 --> 01:20:32,828
And she used to hunt
rabbits in that field.

1416
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,832
But she couldn't see them,

1417
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:42,547
so she'd jump up and so she
could look around quickly.

1418
01:20:44,215 --> 01:20:49,178
And it was very beautiful.

1419
01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,057
You have been had.

1420
01:20:56,269 --> 01:21:01,357
I don't wanna know anything
about your past, baby.

1421
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,985
You think I was
telling you the truth?

1422
01:21:10,283 --> 01:21:11,200
Baby?

1423
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:14,494
Maybe.

1424
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,677
That said,
we are way over budget.

1425
01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:31,886
The reports I received-

1426
01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:38,810
The reports I received, don't
give me the impression that

1427
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,688
you're gonna open up in
10 months of schedule.

1428
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:44,107
My staff is overwhelmed.

1429
01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:45,609
Well, then you must
hire more engineers

1430
01:21:45,610 --> 01:21:47,361
and more managers.

1431
01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:51,698
Men with the sensitivity
and fortitude

1432
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:53,867
and strength of character
who can help you

1433
01:21:55,286 --> 01:21:56,911
achieve your victory.

1434
01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,540
Frankly, by solving the
power issue without diesel.

1435
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,917
Yes, but we do not
have the funds.

1436
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,712
Never confuse

1437
01:22:06,297 --> 01:22:08,381
the size of your paycheck
with the size of your talent.

1438
01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:09,549
Wait, what
does that even mean?

1439
01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:12,469
Remember my friend,
you're a genius.

1440
01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:29,779
Ça va? Hello.

1441
01:22:35,785 --> 01:22:37,202
How much?

1442
01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:38,495
Well, so far, the
banks advanced you

1443
01:22:38,496 --> 01:22:43,668
342,279,140 French
Pacific Francs.

1444
01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:46,169
I mean, the airstrip alone

1445
01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,755
is costing three times
what you estimated.

1446
01:22:48,756 --> 01:22:51,383
This is costing us
a small fortune.

1447
01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:54,469
Zeke, I just need
another 100,000.

1448
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,972
Just 100,000 to get us
through the next stage.

1449
01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:00,684
I can't allocate the
bank's funds in this way.

1450
01:23:00,685 --> 01:23:01,601
It's illegal.

1451
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:03,813
I could get fired, or worse.

1452
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,982
If we fail to create
the sanctuary,

1453
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,275
Marlon is gonna fire me

1454
01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:11,487
and I'll have risked
everything for nothing.

1455
01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:20,037
I will get you that money
back, you have my word.

1456
01:23:24,542 --> 01:23:26,502
I won't do well in prison.

1457
01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:29,547
We won't do well in prison.

1458
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:33,967
So you must return this
advance before the next audit.

1459
01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:35,802
Yes, yes.

1460
01:23:35,803 --> 01:23:36,720
Oh, oui.

1461
01:23:36,721 --> 01:23:37,722
Oui.

1462
01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:40,682
How long since you've tried
a new shade of eyeshadow?

1463
01:23:40,683 --> 01:23:42,183
{\an8}There are 25 beautiful colors.

1464
01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:44,060
{\an8}Super Rich Shadow by Revlon.

1465
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:44,978
{\an8}Oh, I'm good.

1466
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,898
I think I feel like a
kid in a candy store

1467
01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:50,650
'cause we can only
take about two pieces

1468
01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:51,818
out of all the things
I want to talk to you

1469
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,153
and ask you about.

1470
01:23:53,154 --> 01:23:54,362
I'm interested in so
many things about you.

1471
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:57,157
So you're back in town
for the Academy Awards.

1472
01:23:57,158 --> 01:24:00,618
Were you happy with the way
"The Godfather" came out?

1473
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:01,579
Well...

1474
01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:07,083
I don't think that's really
worth, worth talking about.

1475
01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:11,504
Did you like the
book, "The Godfather"?

1476
01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:18,845
Laurence Olivier in "Sleuth",

1477
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:21,806
Peter O'Toole in
"The Ruling Class",

1478
01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:23,933
Paul Winfield in "Sounder".

1479
01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:28,396
And the winner is Marlon
Brando, "The Godfather".

1480
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:29,606
No way.

1481
01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:32,025
Marlon has another doorstop.

1482
01:24:32,026 --> 01:24:33,526
What?

1483
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:34,487
Nevermind.

1484
01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:39,365
Ladies and gentleman,
and the Best Father Award

1485
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:40,618
goes to Bernard Judge.

1486
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:46,289
Good night, mama.

1487
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:47,582
Good night, sweetie.

1488
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,417
Accepting the
award for Marlon Brando

1489
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:53,756
and the Godfather, Ms.
Sacheen Littlefeather.

1490
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:57,550
I'm representing Marlon
Brando this evening,

1491
01:24:57,551 --> 01:24:59,552
as he's asked me to tell you

1492
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:02,388
that he very regretfully
cannot accept

1493
01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:04,390
this very generous award.

1494
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,934
Is that for real?

1495
01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:08,269
And the reasons for
this are the treatment

1496
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:12,565
of American Indians today
by the film industry

1497
01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:15,276
and recent happenings
at Wounded Knee.

1498
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:17,655
Excuse me.

1499
01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:19,864
So much like Marlon,

1500
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,616
to not show up for the most
important thing in his life.

1501
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:22,909
What is with you two?

1502
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:25,161
Well, you know, Marlon
has strong beliefs

1503
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,247
and this is his way
of presenting them.

1504
01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:31,001
I mean, this could seriously
impact our finishing funds.

1505
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,962
Is that all you think about?

1506
01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:35,881
Bernie, why did
you even come home?

1507
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:40,010
I, I came back to see you.

1508
01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:49,812
I, I want you to
come back to Tahiti

1509
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:52,565
and finish this amazing
thing with me.

1510
01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:57,111
For how long this time?

1511
01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,531
Forever?

1512
01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:08,414
Goodnight, Bernie.

1513
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:13,419
Well, that didn't
turn out as I hoped.

1514
01:26:14,545 --> 01:26:17,547
After Sacheen rejected
the Academy Award,

1515
01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:20,425
many people believed that
the FBI changed their mind

1516
01:26:20,426 --> 01:26:21,801
and pulled back their perimeter

1517
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:23,469
at the Wounded Knee occupation

1518
01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:26,556
out of fear of drawing
too much media attention.

1519
01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:29,476
Marlon may have actually
saved many lives.

1520
01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:38,776
Oh boy, this is amazing work.

1521
01:26:38,777 --> 01:26:40,445
Really, really wonderful.

1522
01:26:40,446 --> 01:26:41,696
Yeah, no. It's-

1523
01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:43,781
Now stop me if you've
heard this before,

1524
01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:48,786
but there's a sacred
trust that is handed to me

1525
01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:50,830
by our clients.

1526
01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:55,919
As a matter of fact, you
and I are very much alike.

1527
01:26:55,920 --> 01:27:00,840
We are only one degree
away to Mr. Marlon Brando.

1528
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:03,259
Oh yes, of course. I mean,
we both have to fulfill our-

1529
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:08,181
Okay, so, so your task
is to be artistic,

1530
01:27:08,182 --> 01:27:12,518
but resolute and
steadfast in the design

1531
01:27:12,519 --> 01:27:15,104
and construction
of this project.

1532
01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,356
Right.

1533
01:27:16,357 --> 01:27:20,318
And my task is to
protect the artists

1534
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:26,407
from fierce adversaries who may
be lurking in the periphery.

1535
01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:30,036
Like a virtual sword of Damocles

1536
01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,582
hanging above our heads,
ready to chop our fingers off.

1537
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:35,708
And I don't know about you,

1538
01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,544
but I don't want my
fingers chopped off.

1539
01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:41,547
No, no. I, I'm actually
quite fond of my fingers.

1540
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,049
So, we're in agreement?

1541
01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:44,175
Yeah.

1542
01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:45,761
That there's no
more money for you.

1543
01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:50,056
Sorry. Actually, I'm
not sure I follow you.

1544
01:27:50,057 --> 01:27:54,812
There is no more money. I
mean, for, for this project.

1545
01:27:56,146 --> 01:28:01,151
There's no more money from
us to you on this project

1546
01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:05,614
at all, ever.

1547
01:28:07,032 --> 01:28:09,033
But I gotta tell
you how much I enjoy

1548
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:11,035
these little miniatures.

1549
01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:12,204
I mean, really,

1550
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:17,417
you know, John Ford used to
make miniatures like this

1551
01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:20,920
for this film, "Hurricane"
at the United Artists.

1552
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:24,674
Oh boy, it was so much fun.

1553
01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:25,843
This is no lark.

1554
01:28:27,011 --> 01:28:30,847
It's no fancy. I made
a sacred oath to Marlon

1555
01:28:30,848 --> 01:28:33,516
that I would achieve
the impossible.

1556
01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:34,767
This is not a hotel.

1557
01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:38,688
It's a transcendent
moment in human history.

1558
01:28:38,689 --> 01:28:40,106
A safe haven for us

1559
01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:42,942
to contemplate the
terrible inequities

1560
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:45,611
that keep us from realizing
the glorious potential

1561
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:47,156
of our planet.

1562
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,784
Each and every one of you
look into your hearts.

1563
01:28:51,368 --> 01:28:54,620
Imagine yourself 20
or 30 years from now,

1564
01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:56,122
telling your children,

1565
01:28:56,123 --> 01:28:59,792
telling the entire
world that it was you

1566
01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:01,837
who squandered this opportunity

1567
01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:05,215
to truly make a
sublime difference.

1568
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:10,887
We got it.

1569
01:29:10,888 --> 01:29:11,804
Woo-hoo!

1570
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:18,728
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

1571
01:29:18,729 --> 01:29:22,107
Bernie! Bernie!
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

1572
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,906
With the funding secured,
it was all systems go.

1573
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:31,699
It was hard and expensive work

1574
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:34,243
implementing sustainable
ecological solutions

1575
01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:36,954
to the many challenges
that we encountered.

1576
01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:40,542
But we persevered and forged
ahead with the construction.

1577
01:29:41,919 --> 01:29:44,253
The constant revisions kept
blowing up our schedule

1578
01:29:44,254 --> 01:29:47,340
and that meant more time
away from my family.

1579
01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:49,927
But soon our completion
was finally in sight.

1580
01:29:50,928 --> 01:29:53,388
We had indeed achieved
the impossible.

1581
01:29:54,598 --> 01:29:57,475
Well, of course that was
until Marlon surprised me

1582
01:29:57,476 --> 01:29:58,935
by bringing in new investors

1583
01:29:58,936 --> 01:30:02,064
with a project
manager named Phil.

1584
01:30:03,607 --> 01:30:05,609
{\an8}Bernie. Bernie, come here, man.

1585
01:30:06,026 --> 01:30:08,528
{\an8}Phil.

1586
01:30:08,529 --> 01:30:10,363
Bernie, this is, this is Phil.

1587
01:30:10,364 --> 01:30:13,116
This is our new project manager.

1588
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:14,033
New project manager?

1589
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,368
And this is Bernie.

1590
01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:16,619
This is the architect I
was telling you about.

1591
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:18,080
Nice to meet you Bernie.

1592
01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:22,583
The architect who designed
and built all of this.

1593
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,544
You know, Mr. Brando,

1594
01:30:24,545 --> 01:30:26,045
this place could be
really successful

1595
01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:29,006
if we could just convince
Bernie here to enlarge

1596
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,466
and change his design.

1597
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:31,634
Change my designs?

1598
01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:34,137
Yeah. To, to attract the caliber

1599
01:30:34,138 --> 01:30:35,555
and the number of
guests that we need.

1600
01:30:35,556 --> 01:30:38,432
You know, that is a very
interesting idea, Bernie.

1601
01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,810
And we've gotta get rid
of these mosquitoes.

1602
01:30:40,811 --> 01:30:43,896
Okay, Phil, what you're saying

1603
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:45,773
is that we are no
longer conducting

1604
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:49,235
a grand experiment in the
future ecology of our planet?

1605
01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:50,820
This is ridiculous.

1606
01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:53,573
This is in direct conflict
of our master plan.

1607
01:30:53,574 --> 01:30:55,783
You, you know, he
has a point there

1608
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:58,536
'cause there is a,
there is a master plan.

1609
01:30:58,537 --> 01:31:01,122
No, I'm not interested in
listening to your crap.

1610
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:02,081
Okay.

1611
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:04,250
You're interested only in money.

1612
01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,630
The
Dick Cavett show.

1613
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:14,343
Tonight's guest is
architect Bernard Judge?

1614
01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:15,928
My guest flew all
the way from Tahiti

1615
01:31:15,929 --> 01:31:17,055
to be here tonight.

1616
01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,725
Are you wiped out
from the jet trip?

1617
01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:23,311
Yes. I'm wiped out
and pissed off.

1618
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,066
This is a travesty.

1619
01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:31,068
We are so close to proving

1620
01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:32,612
that what we're
doing on the island

1621
01:31:32,613 --> 01:31:33,946
could change the world.

1622
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:34,947
Really?

1623
01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:37,116
It's necessary. It's vital.

1624
01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:38,326
Because I understand the problem

1625
01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:39,619
is that they need
money immediately.

1626
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:41,287
Yeah, well, you just
can't get anything

1627
01:31:41,288 --> 01:31:42,663
done here immediately.

1628
01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:45,374
I mean, there's no
equipment or spare parts,

1629
01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:47,960
there's only worker
delays and storms

1630
01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:50,463
and holidays and more holidays.

1631
01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:52,465
The only thing I
can guarantee you

1632
01:31:52,466 --> 01:31:54,634
is that people just
don't listen to me

1633
01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,512
and that my marriage
is falling to shit.

1634
01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:01,225
Are you gonna let
them do this to us?

1635
01:32:02,059 --> 01:32:03,517
Well, I am...

1636
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:05,811
Phil thinks it's a pretty good idea.

1637
01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:06,855
Well, I don't.

1638
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:11,610
And you, you're a fraud.

1639
01:32:15,656 --> 01:32:16,657
I quit.

1640
01:32:21,328 --> 01:32:23,413
It's easy to quit once
you've been fired.

1641
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,543
Would you like some water?

1642
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,379
Yeah. Thank you.

1643
01:32:31,380 --> 01:32:32,380
I made it myself.

1644
01:32:34,675 --> 01:32:36,467
Oh yeah. I'm still
working on that.

1645
01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,970
Would anyone like to
go see the lagoon?

1646
01:32:38,971 --> 01:32:41,430
Here's some toothpick
fish I wanna show you.

1647
01:32:41,431 --> 01:32:42,349
Toothpick fish?

1648
01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:49,981
Dear, Bernie,
the winds of change blew

1649
01:32:49,982 --> 01:32:52,233
from Los Angeles this morning.

1650
01:32:52,234 --> 01:32:54,819
Phil wants to move
on without you.

1651
01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:56,529
I tried to convince
him otherwise,

1652
01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:59,323
but he said it was you or him.

1653
01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:01,826
I don't have a second
position to take.

1654
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:04,120
Sadly, our waltz is over.

1655
01:33:04,121 --> 01:33:05,580
Love, Marlon.

1656
01:33:11,128 --> 01:33:12,921
So
what's next for you?

1657
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:17,551
I don't know. Figure
out the rest of my life.

1658
01:33:19,136 --> 01:33:21,262
The rest of your life
is waiting for you

1659
01:33:21,263 --> 01:33:22,597
back on Laurel Canyon.

1660
01:33:24,808 --> 01:33:29,145
I don't know. Dana must
think I'm a complete failure.

1661
01:33:29,146 --> 01:33:31,897
I think she will see
you for who you are now.

1662
01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:49,040
Maybe the world isn't
ready for change.

1663
01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:50,458
This kind of change.

1664
01:33:50,459 --> 01:33:53,085
That doesn't sound
like the Bernie I know.

1665
01:33:53,086 --> 01:33:54,462
Guys, look.

1666
01:33:57,758 --> 01:34:01,470
<i>No pay, no work!</i>

1667
01:34:03,722 --> 01:34:05,848
Picketing the
construction on Tetiaroa.

1668
01:34:08,602 --> 01:34:10,728
Wait till Marlon
hears about this.

1669
01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:12,813
I think he already heard. Look.

1670
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,316
<i>No pay, no work!</i>

1671
01:34:19,446 --> 01:34:20,780
I mean, Phil must
not have paid them.

1672
01:34:31,792 --> 01:34:33,751
I packed up
my bags and my dreams

1673
01:34:33,752 --> 01:34:37,380
and left the splendid
crystal blue waters of Tahiti

1674
01:34:37,381 --> 01:34:40,759
in hopes of restarting my
life back home in Los Angeles.

1675
01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:45,262
Marlon went on and finished
his village some years later,

1676
01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:46,680
but soon afterwards,

1677
01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,642
a once in a generation
hurricane destroyed it all.

1678
01:34:49,643 --> 01:34:53,354
Just as I feared it might when
Marlon moved the location.

1679
01:34:58,360 --> 01:34:59,485
Hello.

1680
01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:01,278
I have a
proposition for you.

1681
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,947
Marlon's dream
of awakening the world

1682
01:35:02,948 --> 01:35:06,117
to the dangers of climate
change was eventually realized

1683
01:35:06,118 --> 01:35:09,453
with the help of hotel
developer Dick Bailey.

1684
01:35:09,454 --> 01:35:10,996
Who did you say this was again?

1685
01:35:10,997 --> 01:35:13,624
The resort is called
The Brando, a cutting edge,

1686
01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:16,127
carbon neutral eco
resort dedicated

1687
01:35:16,128 --> 01:35:19,463
to the responsible enjoyment
and exploration of the Atoll.

1688
01:35:19,464 --> 01:35:23,134
The proceeds help fund the
nonprofit Tetiaroa Society

1689
01:35:23,135 --> 01:35:25,845
where students and educators
from all around the world

1690
01:35:25,846 --> 01:35:29,182
continue Marlon's cutting
edge environmental research.

1691
01:35:30,934 --> 01:35:33,477
{\an8}Marlon continued
to appear in films.

1692
01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:34,604
{\an8}You're an errand boy

1693
01:35:36,356 --> 01:35:38,108
{\an8}sent by grocery clerks

1694
01:35:39,943 --> 01:35:40,944
to collect the bill.

1695
01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:44,613
{\an8} And he never gave
up on his utopian vision

1696
01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:46,991
{\an8}of saving humanity from itself.

1697
01:35:48,910 --> 01:35:52,330
They can be a great people,
Kal-El, if they wish to be.

1698
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,251
They only lack the light
to show them the way.

1699
01:36:00,338 --> 01:36:02,840
{\an8} I left that
island a changed man.

1700
01:36:02,841 --> 01:36:05,926
{\an8}Never before and never since
have I ever experienced

1701
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:09,096
{\an8}anything quite like the beauty

1702
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:13,684
{\an8}and the splendor of that
tiny and perfect place.

1703
01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:29,284
Marlon and I reconciled and
remained friends until the end.

1704
01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:34,872
On July 1st, 2004,
Alice called me to say

1705
01:36:34,873 --> 01:36:36,833
that Marlon had passed away.

1706
01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:42,713
Leaving a legacy that far
surpasses what the world knows

1707
01:36:42,714 --> 01:36:44,257
and remembers him for.

1708
01:36:45,091 --> 01:36:46,926
Wow, I love it.

1709
01:36:46,927 --> 01:36:47,843
Wow.

1710
01:36:47,844 --> 01:36:49,053
Hello.

1711
01:36:49,054 --> 01:36:50,262
Well, what did you do
when you got back home?

1712
01:36:50,263 --> 01:36:51,555
Yeah, did you get
down on your knees

1713
01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:52,640
and beg for forgiveness?

1714
01:36:52,641 --> 01:36:53,557
Something like that.

1715
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:54,725
- Hi, Dana.
- Hello.

1716
01:36:54,726 --> 01:36:56,060
He wasn't on his
knees the first time.

1717
01:36:56,061 --> 01:36:57,436
That came much later.

1718
01:36:57,437 --> 01:37:00,856
Yes, I think that was
on my 3rd or 4th grovel?

1719
01:37:00,857 --> 01:37:02,650
More like 10th.

1720
01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:05,069
Sorry for the mess.

1721
01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,905
So you guys have had a long day.

1722
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:09,323
I bet that
experience wasn't valuable.

1723
01:37:09,324 --> 01:37:12,118
Yes, it was.

1724
01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:18,083
I still dream of those
moonlit nights on Tetiaroa

1725
01:37:19,209 --> 01:37:21,585
and if those thoughts
are my companions,

1726
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:23,463
they're Marlon's ghosts.

1727
01:37:24,548 --> 01:37:26,173
I can imagine what
his face looked like

1728
01:37:26,174 --> 01:37:28,343
in his final moments of repose

1729
01:37:29,511 --> 01:37:31,596
and I know what he must
have been dreaming of.

1730
01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:52,593
Mark. 200.

1731
01:42:01,366 --> 01:42:12,001
♪ Ooh ♪

1732
01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:52,040
The virtuous spirit has no
need for thanks

1733
01:42:52,041 --> 01:42:54,918
or conviction.

1734
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:56,920
No approval.

1735
01:42:56,921 --> 01:42:57,881
Shit.

1736
01:42:59,299 --> 01:43:00,341
I'll do it again.

1737
01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:06,222
Develop such conviction in
yourself and, uh, Kal-El,

1738
01:43:07,223 --> 01:43:09,851
Ralph, whatever your name is.

1739
01:43:11,895 --> 01:43:14,271
They could be a
great people, Kal-El.

1740
01:43:14,272 --> 01:43:18,442
They just lack the light
to show them the way

1741
01:43:18,443 --> 01:43:21,069
to the craft service table.