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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎嘿，Siri，視訊爸爸

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‎你毀了我的長距離揮桿，幹嘛？

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‎抱歉，我只想跟你說生日快樂，爸

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‎蓋瑞一桿打上果嶺
‎而且他的左眼是法定全瞎

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‎幹得好，蓋瑞

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‎好，你有收到我的禮物嗎？

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‎沒有，但小薩送我這件
‎高級高爾夫球衣

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‎我姊送你高爾夫球衣？

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‎對，太感人了

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‎她從來不會忘記
‎自己老爸最愛左撇子米克森

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‎對，那其實是我說的
‎我告訴她你喜歡左撇子米克森

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‎我跟她說的

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‎東尼，你讓我覺得無聊
‎在我生日這天

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‎好，真的很抱歉

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‎你奶奶在這天把我擠出來
‎當時我的頭就有這麼大

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‎對不起，爸爸，我只想說我愛…

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‎你姊聽起來好優秀

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‎我爸也不愛我
‎你跟我又有一個共通點了

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‎我的領帶可以嗎？

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‎-對，很好，可以上了
‎-樣子可以？好

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‎奈德，我本來晚點就要打給你

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‎-心有靈犀啊
‎-有什麼事，奈德？

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‎是這樣的，長官
‎四個月前，太空弟兄姊妹們的薪水

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‎因為刪減預算而遭凍結

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‎別想要求加薪

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‎天啊，奈德

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‎你還真有種，不是嗎？

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‎聽我說完，長官

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‎我認為即便是些微的調薪
‎都能有長遠的影響

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‎能有效避免這優秀的團隊
‎去找其他的工作機會

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‎如你所說，已經過了四個月

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‎今天晚點儘管向軍事委員會提此要求

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‎我們有很多要談的

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‎會議是今天？有什麼是我要…

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‎好，他掛掉了

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‎-他怎麼知道你有沒有種？
‎-你怎麼知道我有沒有種？

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‎我只有一顆蛋
‎所以對這種話題很感興趣

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‎-只是這樣
‎-有道理

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‎創世紀35X-20

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‎資料傳送中，在線上

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‎很好，下一個

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‎匆促2112

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‎“創世紀”、“匆促”

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‎你們的衛星
‎都是以70年代的樂團命名？

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‎我沒想過這關連性

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‎我也沒有

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‎對

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‎陳博士，你沒事吧？

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‎我？沒事

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‎你有接到SpaceX的電話嗎？

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‎SpaceX？

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‎沒有

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‎所以他們有打給你？

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‎我剛說沒有

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‎對，但我看得出來你在說謊

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‎怎麼看出來的？

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‎因為我說了“SpaceX”後
‎你就不曾眨眼或呼吸了

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‎對，他們有打給我，說要給我工作

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‎真的很抱歉，馬洛里博士

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‎沒什麼好抱歉的，那就去

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‎那邊的薪水是五倍，官僚瑣事還減半

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‎但我們是一個團隊
‎你是喬丹，我是皮朋，對吧？

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‎別忘了，皮朋表現最好的一季

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‎是喬丹離開大聯盟那年

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‎陳博士，你要去外頭闖出一片天

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‎馬洛里博士？

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‎我們的衛星藍牡蠣181-X

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‎鏡頭和加速器都沒有回應

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‎陳博士，進行診斷

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‎去奈德將軍的辦公室找我
‎帶阿斯匹靈來

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‎他媽的SpaceX

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‎拿特斯拉充電器幹爆自己吧

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‎沒用的孬種

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‎希望你的車子自動駕駛開下橋

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‎然後你被電死，你們這些噁爛小孬孬

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‎-寶貝
‎-嘿

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‎希望妳不是在玩線上股票交易賭博

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‎沒有，你叫我不要玩，記得嗎？

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‎那就好

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‎因為妳知道嗎，女兒？
‎運氣好不是成就

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‎我希望妳有生活經驗

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‎能讓妳驕傲地回頭看
‎然後說是妳辦到的

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‎對，這其實是
‎我覺得該去葡萄牙的原因

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‎馬洛里博士很喜歡那裡

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‎這樣聽起來有點仇外，但葡萄牙很爛

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‎爛到不行的地方

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‎我提醒你一下
‎是你答應讓我休空檔年的

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‎記得嗎？你說“放心”讓我去旅行的？

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‎對，這可以

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‎我只是要說距離這基地32公里外

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‎就有很棒的健行步道

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‎這怎麼算是出國？

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‎阿里上尉，妳來評評理

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‎葡萄牙好不好？我覺得很糟

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‎什麼？

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‎不會

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‎里斯本是世上最棒的城市之一
‎妳要去嗎？

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‎現場沒有葡萄牙人，妳想討好誰？

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‎對，長官，我有事要找你

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‎不要，拜託，老天爺

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‎老天爺啊，灑水器啟動了，不是我

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‎留下的外帶紙巾派上用場了，天啊

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‎布萊德，去拿水桶和拖把吧

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‎對，也是，好，好主意

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‎目前為止老天爺存在的最佳證據

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‎販賣機現在免費送MM巧克力

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‎-人真好，謝謝告知
‎-有花生的

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‎到底是怎麼回事？

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‎不是，我說過我會送爸
‎左撇子米克森的高爾夫球衣

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‎當生日禮物

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‎妳直接偷走我的點子

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‎那是很嚴重的指控，東尼

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‎身為律師
‎我警告你這可能會惹上官司

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‎不好意思
‎妳要為了一件衣服控告家人？

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‎你再惹我試試看，再見
‎我要跟爸去迪士尼了

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‎什麼？想去迪士尼玩的人的是我

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‎我很想去玩大雷山，但他不帶我去

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‎這我知道，再見

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‎什麼？這什麼東西？

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‎你有看到嗎？
‎我走經過，好奇這是什麼

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‎於是我把它撿起來，結果這是大麻
‎有人一直在下面抽大麻

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‎不是我

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‎我不小心聽到你講電話

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‎說的是你爸嗎？

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‎不是，布萊德，這跟我爸無關

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‎好吧

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‎好啦，對，跟我爸有關，沒錯

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‎家人就是這麼複雜，知道嗎？

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‎我很努力當上一星准將討好我爸

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‎結果發現他只想要我當旅行社業務

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‎旅行社業務

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‎對，但我當不了

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‎給我抽一口大麻

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‎-你確定嗎？
‎-對

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‎-快給我
‎-小口

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‎來了

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‎我唯一讓我爸開心的是我賺錢時

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‎我生活中的任何事他都不感興趣

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‎別跟奈德將軍說
‎但其實有人給我工作機會了

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‎替艾蒂森蕾的化妝品線經營公關事務

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‎太好了

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‎起初是衛星失靈
‎現在是灑水頭，這是巧合嗎？

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‎哪顆衛星？

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‎藍牡蠣181-X，長官
‎推進器剛隨機啟動

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‎衛星在哪？

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‎大約在北緯46度，東經37度

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‎在亞速海上方

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‎對，天啊，你用猜的嗎？

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‎對，我一路走來都靠猜的

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‎那是在俄國上空
‎我們要先修好，以免掉落在俄國

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‎陳博士，去主要伺服器室

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‎看能不能直接從這裡連結到衛星

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‎上尉，看國安局那邊是否風平浪靜

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‎遵命

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‎-這種事不能發生，今天不行
‎-天啊

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‎所以才有四個月的考核

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‎嘿

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‎嘿

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‎我可以等下一班，你先去吧

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‎不用，我相信
‎一起坐一下的電梯沒關係

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‎酷

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‎其實我一直想找你說話

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‎我不想要你從別人口中聽到

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‎對，我覺得該離開太空部隊了

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‎-我覺得改變的時候到了
‎-真的嗎？

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‎對，我正要跟將軍說

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‎對，我可能會從事酷炫的工作
‎例如房地產

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‎或回夏威夷，開直昇機導覽

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‎真棒，聽起來很有趣

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‎我其實也考慮要離開

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

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‎SpaceX提供我一個職缺

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‎我的天啊，恭喜

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‎那是很棒的職缺

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‎你不是因為我而離職的吧？

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‎什麼？那妳不是因為我而離職的吧？

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‎不是

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‎-那就好
‎-對

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‎沒人因為誰而離職

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‎馬克，這樣的巧合是不是太多了？

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‎你覺得是俄國人駭入衛星嗎？

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‎我覺得他們說不定駭入

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‎很多東西…

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‎遠超過一枚衛星

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‎爸，爛無線網路掛了

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‎-對，我沒問題
‎-天啊，走直線

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‎你沒有走好，抬起來…

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‎不是我搞的

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎可惡，我們好像被困住了

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‎-媽的
‎-沒收訊

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‎-什麼？
‎-操

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‎好，但一定有方法可以出去

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‎那就是等電來，電梯門才會打開

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‎不要

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‎-妳沒事吧？
‎-有事，我們他媽困在這了

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00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:43,709
‎-沒關係
‎-救命

199
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:44,960
‎-天啊，我們…
‎-救命

200
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,670
‎等一下，別弄壞電梯

201
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,797
‎-有人聽得到嗎？
‎-冷靜點

202
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,884
‎不會有事的，妳不會有事，知道嗎？

203
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,553
‎救命，我們被困在這了

204
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,639
‎-救命，安潔菈瘋了，快來人啊
‎-救命

205
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,432
‎-救救我們
‎-救命

206
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,267
‎小心腳步，寶貝

207
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,522
‎這是怎麼回事？

208
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,733
‎（系統待命中）

209
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,322
‎我們不太確定這是怎樣

210
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,366
‎（我們被俄國人駭入
‎他們可能在竊聽）

211
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,284
‎應該是有電力突波

212
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:18,952
‎在這之後

213
00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:20,871
‎（透過我們的電腦）

214
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,997
‎一切都亂了

215
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,548
‎（我們的調薪呢？）

216
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,102
‎走吧，離開電腦

217
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,437
‎損害範圍多大，賽勒？

218
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,189
‎他們把我們擋在系統外

219
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,150
‎把藍牡蠣推離俄國領空的軌道

220
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,068
‎為什麼？

221
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,488
‎讓衛星墜毀在世人面前，讓我們丟臉

222
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,572
‎因為他們做得到

223
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,574
‎讓太空部隊顏面掃地

224
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,576
‎我們可能加薪無望了

225
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,912
‎我們要重新上線，啟動推進器

226
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,998
‎藍牡蠣還有多久時間？

227
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,000
‎-一小時？
‎-一小時，好

228
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:10,170
‎所以我們被鎖在自己的電腦外
‎-對

229
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:13,006
‎有鑰匙的人在俄國某處

230
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,719
‎無法通訊
‎他們還能透過電腦監聽我們？

231
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:17,636
‎看似如此

232
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,595
‎等一下

233
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,849
‎我們可以把這當優勢，操控這件事

234
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,059
‎他們不知道我們現在知道的

235
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:26,812
‎但我們知道他們不知道我們知道的

236
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:27,730
‎對吧，布萊德？

237
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:28,856
‎不對

238
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,609
‎我們說謊，讓他們以為
‎我們比實際還不堪一擊

239
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,653
‎-好主意
‎-掩蓋真相

240
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:38,824
‎碰到俄國熊在外遊蕩怎麼辦？你裝…

241
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,743
‎-裝萌？
‎-裝死，好嗎？

242
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,036
‎也對，裝死會比裝萌好

243
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,955
‎-你現在懂了嗎？
‎-不懂

244
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,750
‎我們誇大他們駭入的影響

245
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,961
‎到某種程度，他們就不想再玩了

246
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,588
‎-太好了
‎-你還是不懂

247
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,007
‎-不懂
‎-就像我們演一齣戲

248
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,843
‎你對演戲的了解有多少？
‎你可能會需要有人指導

249
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,388
‎我參與過耶穌降生劇
‎演的是聖母瑪利亞

250
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,767
‎那是一所男校

251
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,185
‎我要演奈德將軍

252
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,228
‎不行，我來演奈德將軍，你是布萊德

253
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:09,688
‎戲份沒有多少

254
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,191
‎但這要怪誰，布萊德？

255
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,693
‎天啊，這裡是不是很熱？

256
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,488
‎我在這裡有燒起來的感覺

257
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,032
‎安潔菈，妳的恐慌症好像發作了

258
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,366
‎不過沒關係

259
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,536
‎妳只要呼吸，會平安無事的

260
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,414
‎-脫掉褲子
‎-什麼？

261
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,459
‎還有你的上衣，全脫光
‎過來，我們試試看這招

262
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,585
‎過來

263
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,463
‎好，真不敢相信我要說出這種話

264
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,673
‎但做愛也不會有幫助

265
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,509
‎試試看才知道，對吧？

266
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,886
‎不行

267
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,264
‎我不能再被困住了

268
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,435
‎安潔菈，妳不在月球，好嗎？

269
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,938
‎妳很安全，人在地球上

270
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,316
‎這裡有很多空氣，應該是吧

271
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,486
‎好，抱歉，我不該說最後一句的

272
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,696
‎有很多空氣，一切都很好

273
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,656
‎集中注意力

274
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,241
‎專注呼吸

275
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,494
‎專注在眼前的東西

276
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,496
‎看著我的眼鏡，看這邊

277
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,580
‎眼鏡

278
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:12,042
‎對，專心看我的眼鏡，然後呼吸

279
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,044
‎-眼鏡
‎-對

280
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,465
‎很好

281
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,009
‎你為什麼要戴著眼鏡做愛？

282
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:24,054
‎我一直想問你這件事

283
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,641
‎大概是我沒機會拿掉

284
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,351
‎每次都來得很突然

285
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,061
‎而且

286
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,816
‎我也想看著妳的臉

287
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,611
‎這麼近你還要戴眼鏡？
‎那你的視力一定很差

288
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,990
‎對，超差的
‎我的眼睛基本上就是裝飾品

289
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,617
‎對

290
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:48,412
‎妳做得很好

291
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,458
‎“奈德將軍，你覺得駭客事件
‎背後的主謀是誰？”

292
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,045
‎“身為四星將軍
‎我覺得是中國在背後搞鬼”

293
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:59,089
‎“該國的勢力在增長中”

294
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,382
‎“如果我在他們隔壁

295
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,886
‎我會聯合隔海的老盟友”

296
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,054
‎那是什麼意思？我不會這樣說話

297
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:10,142
‎“要是中國人真的知道
‎衛星上有什麼就好了”

298
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,686
‎“糟糕，我太多嘴了”

299
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,854
‎“是什麼，長官？”

300
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,107
‎“這是機密，塔維史塔克小姐
‎我忠心的秘書”

301
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,401
‎“但那顆衛星是實驗性的”

302
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:24,531
‎“動力來自450公斤
‎全球最致命的輻射毒劑

303
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,533
‎鈽243”

304
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,535
‎“要說明得更清楚

305
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,330
‎得請全球最知名的鈽專家

306
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,540
‎蒙哥馬利Q坦納教授”

307
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:45,761
‎他騎馬過來，因為他是有趣的怪人

308
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,599
‎“大家好，我來了”

309
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,309
‎“我要下馬了”

310
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,727
‎教授是你嗎？

311
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,605
‎我想說你呆住了
‎這樣吧，你可以當工友

312
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,774
‎“教授，說點好消息吧”

313
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,568
‎“我是教授，我沒有好消息”

314
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,195
‎“要是那顆衛星墜毀

315
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,239
‎會在我們親愛的俄國各處
‎造成數百萬人死亡

316
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,575
‎-“什麼？”
‎-“好恐怖”

317
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,660
‎“抱歉啦”

318
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,246
‎“我們有危險，極大的危險”

319
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:19,044
‎“除非我們能控制電腦
‎不然就要出大事了”

320
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,423
‎-不行？太用力了？
‎-不會，繼續

321
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:26,009
‎我生病時，我媽會這樣幫我按

322
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,552
‎應該有穴位

323
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,888
‎-對
‎-很舒服

324
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,142
‎我做了抖音的菲達乳酪義大利麵

325
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,480
‎對，我想不透，妳怎麼會喜歡吃？

326
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,649
‎我不知道，我沒吃

327
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,193
‎我想說你先做，看看會不會很難吃

328
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,320
‎-妳要我當白老鼠？
‎-對

329
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,364
‎我們本來可以一起吃

330
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,410
‎我一整週的晚餐都吃那個，好噁心

331
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,494
‎很抱歉

332
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,372
‎我可能該…我原本可以幫你的

333
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,708
‎對，妳不必道歉

334
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,753
‎我做錯了很多事

335
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,715
‎我們好像都是

336
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,174
‎對啦，就是…

337
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,511
‎-對
‎-對

338
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,390
‎我覺得一切都很瘋狂

339
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,518
‎我希望我們能盡釋前嫌

340
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,687
‎回到…

341
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,862
‎“教授，我們沒別的辦法

342
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,198
‎阻止軌道上那一大顆噁爛炸彈

343
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,325
‎掉落炸死幾億人？

344
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,953
‎“沒有，我們無能為力”

345
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,540
‎“我身為教授及怪咖的科學看法是

346
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,250
‎一切都沒救了

347
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,461
‎“教授，我不明白”

348
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,797
‎“我區區一介維持…維修人員

349
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:49,760
‎但為什麼不能用我們的電腦

350
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,471
‎修復這情況？”

351
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:56,475
‎“沒人想看到幾百萬人喪命”

352
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,310
‎“你這愚蠢的工友”

353
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,605
‎“我們不能用電腦，因為中國人…”

354
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,940
‎長官

355
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,859
‎我們解鎖了

356
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,570
‎好了

357
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,157
‎我們要馬上輸入新的遙測數據

358
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,868
‎讓KH-11回到軌道

359
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,535
‎遵命

360
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,083
‎但我要坦白一件事

361
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,794
‎我上了好久的夜校

362
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,505
‎拿到三個博士學位

363
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,717
‎很好，等下再跟我說，工友弗雷

364
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,636
‎我們連上衛星了

365
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,806
‎很好，啟動推進器
‎轉換到載具攝影機

366
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,184
‎抱歉，我們被困在電梯裡

367
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,477
‎對

368
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,062
‎你有擦口紅？

369
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,190
‎什麼？沒有，賽勒，離開我的位置

370
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,026
‎我剛重啟遠程導航，不用謝

371
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,987
‎陳博士，重新計算新的推進器數據

372
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,740
‎馬上傳送到藍牡蠣

373
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,117
‎好，收到，馬…

374
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,620
‎操

375
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,080
‎-怎麼了？
‎-有沒有搞錯？

376
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,873
‎現在給我自動更新？

377
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:06,294
‎將軍，49分鐘內都無法計算衛星數據

378
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,504
‎還有多久會造成撞擊？

379
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,214
‎11分44秒

380
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,882
‎死微軟

381
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:11,842
‎好

382
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,884
‎操

383
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:13,885
‎好

384
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,681
‎艾德安，快說你有備案

385
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,183
‎很好，好極了，傳統作法

386
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,936
‎-我喜歡
‎-11分7秒

387
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,314
‎好，我知道
‎我們都看得到螢幕上的計時器

388
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,649
‎這是怎樣？

389
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,317
‎大家聽著

390
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:34,447
‎馬洛里博士正在用手計算

391
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,950
‎所以可能要到最後一刻才知道

392
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,869
‎-好了
‎-很好，他算好了，真棒

393
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,495
‎賽勒，輸入進去

394
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:41,955
‎謝天謝地

395
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:46,418
‎不對，還沒有
‎小陳，為什麼衛星沒有回應？

396
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,420
‎自動駕駛系統正在重新啟動

397
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,172
‎你要手動操控

398
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,089
‎什麼？

399
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:55,510
‎用WASD按鍵控制俯仰和偏擺，開始

400
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:56,761
‎好

401
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,765
‎你可以的，小陳，我對你有信心

402
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,225
‎-靠
‎-別鬧

403
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,562
‎我知道，軌道還在衰減中
‎我不知道，這又不是《要塞英雄》

404
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,813
‎我來吧，好

405
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,064
‎低軌道

406
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,233
‎低軌道

407
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,319
‎低軌道

408
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,738
‎低軌道

409
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:16,990
‎低軌道

410
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,159
‎低軌道

411
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,997
‎低軌道，低…

412
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,582
‎好了，飛鳥重回空中

413
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,751
‎好棒

414
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,631
‎藍牡蠣不用再怕死神了

415
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,217
‎阿里上尉拿下勝利

416
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,303
‎還有，大家別忘了馬洛里的怪異神算

417
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,222
‎不，我們全是贏家

418
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,016
‎我愛這團隊，這是最棒的團隊

419
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,145
‎只要我們團結一心就能無往不利

420
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,232
‎對，長官，方便說一下話嗎？

421
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,484
‎將軍，現在是3點50分
‎國防部長4點要開會

422
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,069
‎對耶，沒錯

423
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,197
‎晚一點來辦公室找我
‎我要開很重要的會議

424
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,448
‎-祝我順利
‎-祝你順利

425
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,158
‎-祝你順利，長官
‎-祝你順利

426
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,416
‎馬洛里博士，用尺算這招太酷了

427
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,585
‎計算尺幫助我們上月球

428
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,213
‎你看，我還有好多要向你學習的

429
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:17,050
‎SpaceX自己去找其他的帥氣科學家吧

430
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,010
‎我要留下來

431
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:20,971
‎-你確定嗎？
‎-對

432
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,105
‎也許還有另一個原因

433
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,233
‎這…

434
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,988
‎（麻煩今天告知
‎艾狄森還有很多人選）

435
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,073
‎東尼

436
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,659
‎我今天吸“快樂草”的事別說出去

437
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,828
‎我絕對不會用這字眼，布萊德

438
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,582
‎-你想要我幫你弄更多貨來是吧？
‎-不是

439
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,794
‎趁你還沒走

440
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:53,712
‎沒問題

441
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,422
‎將軍有空了嗎？

442
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,965
‎排隊啦

443
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,015
‎我不想這麼做，但沒有辦法

444
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:09,144
‎我盡力爭取了，但最終還是被推翻了

445
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,937
‎所以恭喜你

446
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,773
‎謝謝你，長官，能取得勝利真好

447
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,986
‎我相信部隊成員
‎一定對加薪和新任務滿懷感謝

448
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:22,449
‎但現在我的等候室有一堆人

449
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,451
‎我想跟他們分享這好消息

450
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:29,039
‎對你來說是好消息
‎對我只是個消息，而且我賭輸了

451
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,668
‎-長官
‎-東尼，你猜怎麼著？

452
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,587
‎我們加薪了

453
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,090
‎-我們加薪了？
‎-沒錯

454
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,886
‎-我們所有人？
‎-你想跟我說什麼？

455
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,689
‎長官，我有事要跟你說

456
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:58,151
‎上尉，我想給妳這東西好久了

457
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,738
‎-請自己打開來看
‎-好

458
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,990
‎所以呢，有什麼我能幫忙的？

459
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,909
‎我要離開太空部隊

460
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,579
‎好

461
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,207
‎對，自從上了月球後

462
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,792
‎我一直…

463
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,711
‎我只是覺得該轉換跑道了

464
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:17,712
‎喔

465
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,465
‎這樣啊

466
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:25,011
‎對，所以我要離開，搬去夏威夷

467
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,890
‎夏威夷，非常好，風光明媚

468
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,935
‎對，這…沒錯

469
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,146
‎我不會回來了

470
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,899
‎不會，好，沒有，我明白

471
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,067
‎好

472
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:45,824
‎抱歉，我以為你會想慰留我

473
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,660
‎說我表現得很好

474
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:53,248
‎我拯救了衛星或把太空人帶回家

475
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,460
‎說我一向保持尊嚴和專業

476
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,338
‎說我不是會放棄的那種人

477
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,881
‎你不是常這麼說嗎？

478
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:07,429
‎我說這些話會改變妳的心意嗎？

479
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,432
‎不會

480
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,059
‎那我尊重妳的決定

481
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,979
‎好

482
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:20,400
‎今天下班前你會收到我的辭呈

483
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,568
‎非常好

484
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:24,904
‎那好

485
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:26,948
‎再見

486
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:27,907
‎祝妳好運

487
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,666
‎妳表現得很好

488
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,173
‎親愛的阿里上尉

489
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:47,635
‎為肯定妳的領導能力及奉獻精神

490
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,638
‎現將妳晉升為少校

491
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,683
‎恭喜並期許妳持續取得勝利

492
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,101
‎馬克奈德將軍

493
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:06,446
‎我本來很擔心
‎但看來部隊會團結在一起

494
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,408
‎除了阿里上尉，可能還有妳

495
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,994
‎我一定會休空檔年

496
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:17,081
‎對，我知道，女兒
‎妳要展翅高飛，我明白

497
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,709
‎不過我不會去葡萄牙

498
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,171
‎我要去森林裡工作

499
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:24,964
‎這樣啊

500
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,549
‎好啊

501
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,927
‎先別說，是雨林嗎？

502
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,222
‎聽我說，若妳要去亞馬遜之類的地方

503
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,099
‎那邊有各種疾病

504
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,018
‎所以妳要打預防針

505
00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:40,980
‎我不知道科羅拉多有沒有很多疾病

506
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,732
‎科羅拉多？

507
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,193
‎國家林務局在那

508
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,570
‎我以為妳討厭科羅拉多

509
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,865
‎這不是我最愛的地方

510
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:51,783
‎但是…

511
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,536
‎你在這，所以囉

512
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:07,882
‎我的天啊

513
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:12,136
‎-你真是多愁善感
‎-不是

514
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,017
‎阿里上尉

515
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:22,355
‎我還沒收到妳的辭呈

516
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,817
‎其實我現在是阿里少校了，長官

517
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,116
‎-大家早安
‎-早安

518
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,077
‎看來我們

519
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,580
‎在華府結交了一些朋友

520
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,915
‎他們決定送我們小禮物

521
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,125
‎新任務

522
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,129
‎我們現在是
‎美國戰略防禦計畫的一部分

523
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,547
‎長官，那是…

524
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,175
‎對，那是夏威夷望遠鏡

525
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:54,470
‎我們現在有專屬使用權

526
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,222
‎航太總署沒有

527
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,390
‎航太總署去死吧

528
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,227
‎-抱歉，長官
‎-這次我就破例

529
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,895
‎我們現在看到的是什麼？

530
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,731
‎-我們看到的是什麼？
‎-那是什麼？

531
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,901
‎那好像是鏡頭上的髒汙？

532
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,739
‎不對，那好像是小行星

533
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:13,656
‎你說什麼？

534
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,660
‎大到嚇死人的小行星

535
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,538
‎好像越來越大了

536
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,169
‎阿魯巴、牙買加

537
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,379
‎我想帶妳去度假

538
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,256
‎百慕達、巴哈馬

539
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,425
‎走吧，漂亮媽媽

540
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,135
‎拉戈礁、蒙特哥

541
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:38,431
‎寶貝，我們何不往南去科科莫

542
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:42,852
‎馬上趕去，悠閒度假

543
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:47,231
‎那就是我們想去的地方

544
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,901
‎往南到科科莫阿魯巴

545
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:10,523
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