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‎隊歌要精準展現出

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‎一個團體的精神、努力和榮耀

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‎橫笛應該是我能想出
‎最適合展現這些東西的樂器

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‎美國獨立戰爭時
‎就是用這種樂器集結軍隊

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‎這是我對太空部隊隊歌的提案

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‎很好

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‎-非常好
‎-沒想到你會

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‎謝謝

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‎所以你會吹橫笛

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‎沒錯

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‎橫笛的聲音好尖銳

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‎那是聲音很可怕的樂器

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‎像那樣單獨演奏時

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‎聲音非常刺耳

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‎讓人想起小大角戰役

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‎我個人會阻止噪音

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‎好啦，我知道了，謝謝指教

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‎誰有其他意見？

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‎先把這個寫在白板上

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‎我就不會

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‎橫笛

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‎好極了

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‎我的提案帶有簡約的風格

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‎那是…

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‎那是什麼？那是聲音，不是隊歌

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‎對，但是這聲音模擬出
‎太陽的星體震動

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‎-我只是跳脫框架思考
‎-我們把這寫上去

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‎你不用跳脫框架思考，框架很好

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‎用不著亂改框架

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‎不是這樣的
‎但現在連電視節目都沒有主題曲了

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‎他們通常只用簡短的聲音

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‎框架沒問題，別動框架，這樣行嗎？

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‎簡約能引起高度共鳴

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‎我們不需要…不用…只要…
‎那就先把框架放一旁吧

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‎還是我們做些跳脫框架
‎同時又有前瞻性的東西呢

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‎例如邀請崔西麥泰爾
‎或香格拉高歌一曲呢？

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‎就這樣吧，大家都討厭橫笛

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‎我們就選“香格里拉”吧

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‎爸，她們是才華洋溢的變裝皇后

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‎你會非常幸運

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‎親愛的，妳是實習生，沒妳說話的份

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‎-抱歉，不用寫上去
‎-你們全都有令人驚奇的想法

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‎這些都很棒

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‎但是通通用不到，因為絕招在我手上

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‎各位女士先生們，我手上的是
‎獨立搖滾樂團威爾可合唱團

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‎幫我們錄好的太空部隊隊歌試聽帶

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‎長官，這次你可能會想放下橫笛

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‎你要是想找美麗的空間

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‎放有你愛的東西

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‎衣櫃、食物櫃、櫥櫃和架子

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‎衣櫃？

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‎太空部隊

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‎-唱到我們了
‎-對

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‎等等，為什麼歌詞出現櫥櫃和架子？

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‎對，威爾可合唱團以為太空部隊

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‎是一群到府提供收納方法的人

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‎把空間變得乾淨一點，我沒糾正他們

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‎-好
‎-好的

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‎我還有一首歌，叫《七顆星》

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‎不要，沒人…

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎太空部隊…

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‎布萊德，奈德將軍
‎把我放在員工照的後排

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‎一定弄錯了什麼
‎這整件事是我籌劃的，所以…

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‎沒錯，你在後排
‎我也在後排，我們是後排兄弟

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‎別這樣說，他在嗎？我可以找他嗎？

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‎不在，他送車去保養

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‎絕對不會在其他地方出現

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‎好，他去保養車

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‎-好
‎-對

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‎那好，他進來打個電話給我，好嗎？

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‎好啊，沒問題

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‎-好
‎-第一個打給你

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‎那就這樣吧

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‎不是吧？你猜誰剛傳訊息給我

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‎-誰？
‎-奈德將軍

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‎真的嗎？

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‎你不用忙了，他剛跟我說他在哪

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‎真是的，真不好意思，東尼
‎他要我別…你知道的

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‎他也這樣跟我說
‎“別說出去，務必…”

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‎現在我們都知道他在…

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‎看醫生

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‎他在看醫生，對，他的訊息也這樣說

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‎對

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‎-我們之間的小秘密喔
‎-肯定是

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‎（基地心理醫生
‎拉克什米密勒醫學博士）

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‎離婚時感受到的
‎內疚、羞愧和孤單是正常的

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‎重要的是先開始哀悼
‎接著才能開始治療

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‎這是我們每週兩次的療程目標

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‎免談

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‎你是說他不是在看醫生？

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‎不是，大家都知道“看醫生”

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‎是說找別的工作
‎妳知道那代表什麼嗎？

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‎奈德要被調走了，沒錯

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‎據說新上任的總統已經在找人替代他

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‎可惡，將軍不在的話
‎這裡我也待不下去

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‎但他們不會這樣對他吧？不會的

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‎-不會
‎-不會吧？

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‎他們不會這樣對他，歷史告訴我們

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‎美國政府平等公正地對待每個人

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‎我想起來了
‎他們差點讓妳在月球上自生自滅

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‎-我知道
‎-妳可是英雄耶

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‎-他們一副管妳去死的樣子
‎-我知道，我在場

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‎妳一定要清醒

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‎太空部隊很有可能消失

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‎-所以我們要找新工作，現在就要
‎-“我們”是怎麼回事？

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‎很高興妳提起這件事，我是這樣想的

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‎出書，《黑到月球》

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‎佔據暢銷排行榜至少20週，不用謝

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‎不行，我說過我受夠月球了
‎別再提到月球

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‎我也有個秘密

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‎我今天也要去看醫生

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‎-妳在說什麼？
‎-假的

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‎-我知道，妳在說什麼？
‎-那是房地產座談會

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‎天啊，你難道不能想像嗎？

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‎我賣了一整天房子後
‎在夏威夷海灘喝著芒果馬丁尼

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‎太完美了

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‎太好了，那我呢？我應該要靠妳賺錢

119
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‎你真是寄生蟲

120
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‎每隻寄生蟲都需要聰明的好腸子

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‎靠那過活

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‎太好了，你應該跟我去座談會

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‎-你很適合賣房子
‎-真的嗎？

124
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‎重點在於地盤，就像毒品戰爭

125
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‎-不是全都不好，跟犯罪無關
‎-好

126
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‎房地產經紀人各負責城市不同的區域

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‎好

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‎嘿

129
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‎抱歉，我只是想跟你說

130
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‎我接到SpaceX一位同仁的電話

131
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‎他們在找新專案的首席科學家

132
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‎他們非常低調

133
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‎你想試試看嗎？

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‎對

135
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‎畢竟到了這地步
‎我能有什麼豐功偉業？

136
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‎他們取消登陸火星的計畫

137
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‎對

138
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‎我只是要跟你說
‎我告訴他們不一次請我們兩個

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‎那面試就免談

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‎真好，謝謝你

141
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‎被需要的感覺真好

142
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‎能成為你這悟空的克林是我的榮幸

143
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‎克林和悟空是日本動漫
‎《七龍珠》裡的兩個角色

144
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‎有點像亞洲版的蝙蝠俠和羅賓

145
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‎你讓我永保青春，陳博士

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‎-布萊德，有什麼行程？
‎-你要開美國參謀長聯席會議

147
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‎然後在下午四點

148
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‎《時代雜誌》的攝影師會過來

149
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‎拍員工照放封面

150
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‎《時代雜誌》的封面，太空部隊

151
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‎-真了不起
‎-了不起

152
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‎我們上了《時代雜誌》的封面
‎看他們還敢不敢把我們換掉

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‎-好主意
‎-過獎了

154
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‎等著看他們想辦法
‎用達布尼施朗將軍換掉你

155
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‎對，等一下，什麼？

156
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‎他們考慮要換掉我？你從哪聽來的？

157
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‎我？我沒聽到，是你聽到了

158
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‎不是，你剛…我剛聽你說的

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‎-我？我聽你說的
‎-對

160
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‎-我沒有，是你說的
‎-不是我，我不覺得是

161
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‎不是，是你…好，算了，隨便

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‎看吧，所以這張照片很重要

163
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‎我們要散發自信

164
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‎我們的神情要展現出
‎“換掉我們就走著瞧”的氣勢

165
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‎-那是我們追求的目標
‎-對，就像這樣

166
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‎這是我們要的樣子
‎我從檔案調出來的

167
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‎衝鋒諾曼史瓦茲柯夫
‎那神情所向披靡

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‎讓人想投降，把石油全部給他

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‎-認輸
‎-天啊

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‎-你沒事吧，長官？
‎-沒事

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‎我今天早上運動時拉傷背了

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‎真糟糕

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‎馬克，你和我推薦的人約到了嗎？

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‎有，天啊

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‎-你沒事吧？
‎-他運動時拉傷背了

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‎要我看看嗎？

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‎不用，沒關係

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‎-你能舉手嗎？試試看
‎-可以，我…

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‎-這邊？
‎-天啊

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‎是他的背

181
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‎你就呼吸，沒關係，正常呼吸

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‎-我在呼吸
‎-不對，我看看

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‎不對，這樣吧
‎我看不出來疼痛是不是在這

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‎還是你不喜歡被人碰觸
‎但有可能是腎結石

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‎不是，就是後背而已

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‎對，你今天早餐吃什麼？

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‎老樣子

188
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‎好，再說得清楚一些

189
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‎牛排和蛋

190
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‎有時候我會吃培根和蛋

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‎好，肉吃得多的人容易有腎結石

192
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‎-他午餐吃醃牛肉三明治
‎-好了，多嘴

193
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,089
‎他沒有要知道我午餐吃什麼
‎他不是醫生

194
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:50,382
‎我是博士

195
00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,259
‎你不是博士醫生

196
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:55,638
‎你需要家庭醫生，將軍
‎博士醫生只會治療博士

197
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,099
‎我其實是博士醫生博士

198
00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:03,479
‎如果你想找博士醫生
‎給你另外的意見也行

199
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,480
‎正有此意

200
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,565
‎-那好，我先離開
‎-謝謝

201
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,816
‎好，再見

202
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,611
‎我要幫你跟博士醫生掛號嗎？

203
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,405
‎不用，取消諮商師
‎浪費我八分鐘的生命

204
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:14,865
‎-好
‎-你知道嗎？

205
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,911
‎幫我訂煙燻牛肉三明治當午餐
‎上面要放一大塊培根

206
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:22,081
‎這樣他才知道，什麼腎結石，我的…

207
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,458
‎天啊，又痛了，要幫忙嗎？

208
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,543
‎-確定？
‎-對，別碰我

209
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,339
‎艾琳

210
00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,633
‎嘿，我輸入了資訊

211
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,469
‎還用棉花棒清掉鍵盤上黏黏的東西

212
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,388
‎-厲害
‎-還有需要什麼嗎？

213
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:41,225
‎讓我能說服媽媽
‎給我放空檔年的重要事情

214
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,435
‎我可以在哪裡發射誰嗎？

215
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,481
‎不行，明天再做
‎我們要先開視訊會議

216
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,817
‎我們要請妳檢查每個時鐘

217
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,695
‎確保時間通通一致

218
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,156
‎聽起來很無聊

219
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,201
‎-沒錯
‎-但很必要

220
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,619
‎算是吧

221
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:14,425
‎嗨，我是火星任務的
‎蘭開斯特指揮官

222
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,968
‎妳是哪位？

223
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,220
‎我是艾琳

224
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,055
‎實習生

225
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:24,309
‎我都行，太好了，我只需要聽到人聲

226
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,857
‎拜託妳跟我說話，艾琳
‎我好需要跟人說說話

227
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,900
‎你想說什麼？

228
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,068
‎什麼都好

229
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,697
‎妳，我們來聊妳

230
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,117
‎好吧，我爸在生我的氣

231
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,410
‎為什麼？

232
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,539
‎因為我拿大學基金

233
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,501
‎上網買股票當沖

234
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,170
‎妳全賠光了？

235
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,254
‎沒有

236
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:56,592
‎沒有，我其實賺了一萬四千元

237
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,803
‎對，但我爸覺得這樣賺錢太輕鬆了

238
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,474
‎-他說跟偷錢沒兩樣
‎-聽起來他很擔心妳

239
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,268
‎他應該是擔心我跟我媽一樣去坐牢

240
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,479
‎我媽也在坐牢，所以我能體會

241
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,938
‎她做了什麼？

242
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,902
‎販賣山寨的雅詩蘭黛產品

243
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,448
‎-這樣要坐牢？
‎-妳媽呢？

244
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,160
‎比那要嚴重一點

245
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,620
‎午安，兩位先生

246
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:28,874
‎我只想說
‎很榮幸終於能見到你，艾德安

247
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,709
‎久仰大名

248
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,669
‎希望大多是好事

249
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,214
‎凱瑟琳，這位是陳博士

250
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,509
‎世界級的工程師，也是我的徒弟

251
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,010
‎-你好
‎-嗨

252
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,890
‎我們送了幾副虛擬實境眼鏡過去
‎讓你們能虛擬參觀SpaceX

253
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,726
‎當然你們也要簽虛擬的保密協定

254
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,894
‎只是法律形式

255
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,270
‎好，當然可以

256
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,022
‎-現在嗎？
‎-對，麻煩兩位進行

257
00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,155
‎這個我就戴在頭上，顯然如此

258
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,949
‎對，那個放眼睛前面

259
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,035
‎抱歉，凱瑟琳，我沒戴過，所以…唉

260
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,994
‎好了

261
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,414
‎別忘了簽署虛擬保密協定

262
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,833
‎在空中，像這樣嗎？

263
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,169
‎-這讓我頭好暈
‎-天啊，太棒了

264
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,296
‎-老天
‎-這地方好大

265
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,881
‎我想吐

266
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,218
‎-抱歉，我需要時間調適
‎-我的天啊

267
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:26,390
‎不是我這世代的產物
‎這跟著我到處…

268
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:31,186
‎-這就像科學家的迪士尼樂園
‎-對，我的胃已經到喉…

269
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,982
‎這裡有真的人，太神奇了

270
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,234
‎天啊，吐的會去哪？

271
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,779
‎-天啊，這是虛擬的虛擬實境嗎？
‎-去哪了？

272
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,740
‎這就像滑水道，太扯了

273
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,535
‎我在火箭渦輪的冷卻系統裡

274
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,619
‎我不太好

275
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,999
‎-這好像雲霄飛車
‎-我要去透透氣

276
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,210
‎她這樣只被判20年？

277
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,462
‎-這律師真行
‎-對

278
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,131
‎妳在喝什麼？

279
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,967
‎這是葡萄汽水

280
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,721
‎我超想喝汽水

281
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,514
‎有味道的東西都行

282
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,767
‎我喝尿喝得很厭世

283
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,853
‎沒有尿的味道

284
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:18,817
‎有用來儲存尿液的塑膠袋的味道

285
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,735
‎太慘了

286
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:24,781
‎那邊的販賣機還有賣乳酪塊零食嗎？

287
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,785
‎因為我有時候還會夢到那個東西

288
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,371
‎我可以去看看
‎反正我本來就想買零食

289
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,374
‎可以嗎？那真是太好了，好到不行

290
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,127
‎看到真正的食物能提振我的精神

291
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,463
‎-沒問題
‎-對了，艾琳，等一下

292
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,923
‎如果妳要出去

293
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,967
‎可以順便去一下自助餐廳嗎？

294
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:48,347
‎希爾達做的雞肉沙拉三明治超棒

295
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,348
‎好

296
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,224
‎不然再來片披薩

297
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,810
‎這樣吧，我寫下來好了

298
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,063
‎（五角大廈）

299
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,734
‎各位，這是新的太空部隊
‎這是他第一次參加參謀長聯席會議

300
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,361
‎歡迎加入

301
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,570
‎不用緊張

302
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,488
‎我不會

303
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,240
‎你才要緊張，因為我會找你的碴

304
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,661
‎-奈德遲到了
‎-大概是因為離婚在哭吧

305
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,454
‎所以我才不結婚

306
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,831
‎-這不是原因
‎-只要你能心安理得就好

307
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,792
‎-大家好
‎-嘿，奈德

308
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,752
‎太空部隊在忙什麼？

309
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,380
‎對，沒事做
‎因為他們砍半你的預算了

310
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,883
‎問題不在於預算的大小
‎而是如何分配

311
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,344
‎大家都這樣說
‎我倒寧可拿到多的預算

312
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,347
‎這不妨礙我們登上
‎《時代雜誌》的封面

313
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,015
‎-羨慕嗎，施朗？
‎-想得美

314
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:36,269
‎你沒事吧，奈德？
‎你的臉色比平常更蒼白

315
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,773
‎對，我運動時拉傷背了

316
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,359
‎對，我在做愛時也拉傷背

317
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,070
‎你的性交流程是什麼，奈德？

318
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,822
‎我們來討論骨盆運動

319
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,700
‎繞圈還是左右移動？你說吧

320
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,910
‎這跟性交無關

321
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,495
‎我做愛時不動肌肉

322
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,540
‎性愛運動應該是女人的差事

323
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,001
‎-所以你在床上跟屍體一樣？
‎-《聖經》有說

324
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,128
‎-我在《聖經》上沒看到
‎-繼續看

325
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,213
‎-你有吃止痛藥嗎？
‎-沒用

326
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,673
‎四個字，奔肌軟膏

327
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,508
‎別讓人弄傷你的背

328
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,635
‎有人因為這樣死掉
‎我在《60分鐘》看到的

329
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,178
‎還是他的脖子？

330
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,304
‎擦奔肌啦

331
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,264
‎是他的脖子

332
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:16,059
‎我聽說倒立有效，但別超過20分鐘

333
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,477
‎-佛羅里達有個人…
‎-死了？

334
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,439
‎不是，他暈倒然後失禁

335
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,857
‎-之後才死掉
‎-好

336
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,899
‎擦奔肌啦

337
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,776
‎你有買奔肌的股票嗎？

338
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,446
‎現在是時候買進

339
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,449
‎好

340
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,325
‎我們來

341
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,619
‎開可樂吧

342
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,414
‎好，艾琳，慢慢來

343
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,875
‎靠近麥克風

344
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,210
‎這樣我才聽得到

345
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,128
‎好

346
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,136
‎我懷念那個聲音

347
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,387
‎好

348
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,264
‎喝一口

349
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:55,932
‎小小一口

350
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,727
‎真棒，好

351
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:03,190
‎我們往前邁進，咬一口披薩

352
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:12,532
‎妳吃出什麼調性？

353
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,992
‎-調性？
‎-味道

354
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,455
‎帶點紙板的味道

355
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,875
‎有1999年的豐田凱美瑞的味道

356
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,960
‎還有香菸味

357
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,926
‎天堂的味道

358
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:31,885
‎這才像話

359
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:32,969
‎（與傑柯林斯一起）

360
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,679
‎因為說實在的

361
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,600
‎你們進入房地產業，是想出人頭地

362
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,313
‎我在這跟你們說
‎你們已經出人頭地了

363
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,481
‎對吧？

364
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,985
‎你，這位先生
‎這輩子做過什麼最激動人心的事？

365
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,740
‎我邊走邊跑完五公里的馬拉松

366
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:59,830
‎好樣的，我跟你說你的夢想可以更大

367
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,706
‎-下次試著跑完全程
‎-別這樣

368
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:05,544
‎妳，這位小姐
‎妳做過什麼最激動人心的事？

369
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:10,882
‎我昨天第一次吃“母瓜”

370
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,884
‎很有異國情調吧？

371
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:17,013
‎對，你們兩位
‎做過什麼最激動人心的事？

372
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,433
‎不了，謝謝，我沒有故事要分享
‎不過大家都很棒

373
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519
‎沒關係，妳一定做過些什麼

374
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,688
‎當然啊，快說

375
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,524
‎對，好，我是太空人

376
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,860
‎所以我上過月球

377
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,362
‎在月球表面走動

378
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,363
‎諸如此類的

379
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,783
‎好

380
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:37,909
‎不拍手嗎？

381
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,203
‎沒故事好說也不用瞎掰啊

382
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,415
‎我沒有瞎掰，這聽起來很扯
‎但沒騙你們，我上過月球

383
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,541
‎她沒說謊

384
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,920
‎她上過月球
‎而且是首位上月球的黑人女性

385
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,965
‎我很抱歉
‎如果沒有比吃“母瓜”還吸引人

386
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,885
‎我想大家搞不太清楚狀況
‎容我說明一下

387
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,637
‎這位女性是英雄

388
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,307
‎在場各位日後會說到最激動人心的事

389
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:05,103
‎會是如此靠近這位上過月球的女性

390
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,021
‎鼓掌吧

391
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,149
‎對，英雄

392
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,817
‎真貼心

393
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,862
‎先生，你做過什麼事？

394
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:19,034
‎我？我在2018年
‎獲選為最性感的媒體顧問

395
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,036
‎-很好，好
‎-謝謝

396
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,913
‎掌聲沒這麼熱烈，不過沒關係

397
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,625
‎我可以在兩週內
‎將這空間裡的任何一個人變成網紅

398
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,752
‎-我要再來一輪的掌聲
‎-好

399
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,464
‎不是，這是你能幫其他人做的事

400
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,633
‎你做過什麼事？

401
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,092
‎為了自己？

402
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:39,930
‎請說

403
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,432
‎我有一次從我家屋頂
‎跳進鄰居的游泳池

404
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,977
‎好樣的，這件事比你想得還大

405
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,195
‎這給你拿，戴上去，好極了

406
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,447
‎好極了

407
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,824
‎我不要拿這個

408
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,827
‎-你不是科學家嗎？
‎-對，但我不是木偶人

409
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,246
‎另一個人就願意

410
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,331
‎他是木偶人沒錯

411
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,541
‎奈德在嗎？他人在哪？

412
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,752
‎天啊，我把指揮官弄丟了

413
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,672
‎布萊德，冷靜點
‎你最後在哪看到他？

414
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,007
‎我走在他後面，他生起氣來

415
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,426
‎然後去了廁所，但他現在不在那

416
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,266
‎馬克？是你嗎？

417
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,311
‎馬克，你沒…你在哪？

418
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,229
‎我…

419
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,484
‎他好像是說夏威夷

420
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,195
‎他在夏威夷，這是你應得的，長官

421
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,990
‎馬克，留在原地，我們去找你

422
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,449
‎快去

423
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,706
‎腎結石？我怎麼會有腎結石？

424
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,709
‎可能是飲食不健康，但多半是壓力

425
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,003
‎不是壓力，我把壓力當飯吃

426
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,881
‎對，配上大量的肉，他正在辦離婚

427
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,425
‎這兩件事不相關

428
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,635
‎馬克，你如果不是壓力這麼大

429
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,221
‎你的輸尿管就不會有一塊大石頭了

430
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,018
‎好，醫生，現在怎樣？我該怎麼做？

431
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,730
‎通常要喝大量的水，把石頭排出來

432
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
‎就你的情況，那顆石頭大到不尋常

433
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,028
‎我們要做輸尿管鏡手術
‎那會非常痛苦

434
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:18,945
‎好

435
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,114
‎我強烈建議你打嗎啡

436
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,074
‎不了，我不打嗎啡

437
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,993
‎打嗎啡，馬克

438
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,786
‎不了，小孩才打嗎啡

439
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,914
‎給我來點“涅槃”的舒爽感

440
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,585
‎我聽不到樹葉的沙沙聲

441
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,920
‎我很努力了，好嗎？我又不是風

442
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,256
‎天啊，我好想念樹

443
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,133
‎我可以停下來了嗎？我的手好痠

444
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,634
‎可以，好的，沒問題

445
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,137
‎謝謝妳這麼配合我

446
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,931
‎我再也不想自殺了

447
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,517
‎這都得感謝妳，艾琳

448
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,231
‎但你之前想要自殺？

449
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,650
‎現在不會了

450
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,530
‎但我跟妳說，妳很重要，艾琳

451
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,533
‎地球很重要

452
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,578
‎找時間擁抱樹

453
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,705
‎探索新事物

454
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,790
‎可以答應我嗎？

455
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,542
‎好

456
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,087
‎我應該回去工作了

457
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,004
‎對了，艾琳？

458
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,676
‎我跟妳說一件事

459
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,765
‎在這上面

460
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,685
‎眼淚會飄起來

461
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,647
‎像一顆小球

462
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,150
‎鹽度跟海一樣

463
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,946
‎我想念妳，地球

464
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,870
‎我要去追那顆淚珠了

465
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:54,207
‎以免它讓維生系統短路
‎到時候我會窒息

466
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,084
‎再見

467
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,798
‎尋找輸尿管

468
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,551
‎找到了，往上走

469
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,138
‎天啊，那是將軍的泌尿“管”

470
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,307
‎泌尿道，對，麻煩你不要碰螢幕

471
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,143
‎你的手指很油

472
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,602
‎我想看

473
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,730
‎布萊德，用你的手機投影到我這邊

474
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:18,648
‎好

475
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,567
‎成功了嗎？

476
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,321
‎沒有，沒有畫面
‎你傳去哪了，布萊德？

477
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,866
‎-別鬧了
‎-那是什麼？

478
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,286
‎聽起來像妳爸在尖叫
‎那是我想的那樣嗎？

479
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,497
‎對，那是腎結石穿過泌尿道

480
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,336
‎想想辦法，沒有畫面

481
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,629
‎我看得很清楚

482
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:46,009
‎我看不下去了
‎那是每個男人最恐怖的惡夢

483
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:48,803
‎這是怎樣？

484
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,431
‎艾德安，握住我的手

485
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,601
‎-快穿過去了
‎-加油，爸爸

486
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:55,518
‎只差一點

487
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,270
‎出來了

488
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,941
‎-天啊
‎-我鬆了好大一口氣

489
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,694
‎可以給我看嗎？

490
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:05,612
‎喂？

491
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,448
‎陳博士，我是SpaceX的凱瑟琳

492
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,492
‎我們很希望你能加入團隊

493
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,493
‎真的嗎？

494
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,454
‎太好了，妳有打給馬洛里博士嗎？

495
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,666
‎沒有，我們只要請你
‎不要馬洛里博士

496
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,295
‎我們覺得你更適合我們的辦公室文化

497
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,130
‎這樣啊

498
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:25,965
‎好

499
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,886
‎-我可以再回妳電話嗎？
‎-好

500
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,725
‎糟了

501
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,523
‎好，我們去拍照吧

502
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,612
‎我的後排兄弟

503
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,908
‎好，大家聚精會神看向鏡頭

504
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,953
‎想想我們最喜歡的星座，數到三

505
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,996
‎一、二、三

506
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,460
‎（《時代雜誌》，太空部隊）

507
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:09,509
‎（耗費鉅資是否值得？）

508
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:40,808
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