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[military-style march playing]

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An anthem is a song
that should encapsulate

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the spirit, dedication,
and honor of a group.

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And I can think of no better instrument
that reflects these things

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than the fife.

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It was an instrument that was used
during the Revolutionary War

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to rally the troops.

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-Oh.
-This is my proposal

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for the Space Force anthem.

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[plays jaunty tune]

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Nice.

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-Very nice.
-I didn't see it coming.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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So you play the fife?

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I do.

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Well, the fife
is just such a shrill sound.

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It's a horrible-sounding instrument.

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When you play it alone like that,

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it's very alarming to the ears.

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It calls to mind Custer's Last Stand.

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Me, I would put a cork in it.

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Okay. Okay. All right. All right.
Got it. Thank you for your opinion.

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Anybody else have an idea?

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Well, let's pop that
on the board first. Right?

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I… I wouldn't.

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[Tony] Fife.

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Great.

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Well, my proposal
takes a more minimalistic flavor.

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[droning whoosh plays over phone]

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-[sound fades]
-Hmm. Mmm. Wha…?

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That's… That's…

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What is that? That's a sound.
That's not an anthem.

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Yeah, but the sound mimics

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the stellar vibrations of the sun.

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-Just… Just thinking out of the box.
-Let's put her on the board. Huh?

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You don't need to think outside the box.
The box is fine.

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No need to tamper with the box.

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Well, no, but now
even TV shows don't have themes.

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They… They often employ
just a brief sound.

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Box is okay.
Leave the box alone. How about that?

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Brevity can be highly evocative.

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We don't need… We don't…
Just… Let's put the box aside.

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What if we do something that is both
outside the box and also forward-thinking?

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Like what if we had Trixie Mattel
or Shangela singing on a track?

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Let's just go with that.
Everybody hates the fife.

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Let's go with Shnang… Shnangela.

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Dad, these are two awesome
and very talented drag queens.

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You would be so lucky.

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Honey, you're an intern.
You don't have a say. I'm sorry.

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[softly] Don't even put those on.

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[Tony] You all have incredible ideas.

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These are all great.

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But throw 'em in the garbage
because I have the winner.

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Ladies and gentlemen, in my hand,
I have indie rock darlings Wilco

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who have made a demo for us
for the Space Force anthem.

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Sir, you may wanna
put your fife down for this one.

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-[acoustic guitar strumming]
-[snare drum playing]

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[Jeff Tweedy singing] ♪ If you're looking
For a beautiful space ♪

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♪ With a place for everything you love ♪

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-♪ Closets and pantries ♪
-Catchy.

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♪ And cabinets and shelves ♪

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-Closets?
-♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Space Force, Space Force ♪

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-That's us.
-Yeah. Yeah.

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-[song stops]
-[Mark] Wha…?

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Wait. Wait. Why are they singing
about cabinets and shelves?

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Right. So, um, Wilco thought
that Space Force was a group of people

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that come to your house
and offer storage solutions,

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make everything
a little bit cleaner, and, um…

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I did not correct them.

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[Chan] Hmm…

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-Okay.
-[Mark] All right.

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I've got one more.
This is called "Seven Stars."

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[Erin] No. No one--

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[Wilco song resumes]

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♪ Space Force, Space Force ♪

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Brad, General Naird put me
in the back of the staff photo,

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which has to be a mistake because
I set the whole thing up, so let's--

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No, you're in the back.

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I'm in the back too.
Back-row buddies. [chuckles]

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Don't say that.
Is he in? Can I talk to him?

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Uh, no. Uh, he's getting his car serviced.

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And is, uh, definitely not, uh,
someplace else that's not that.

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Right. He's getting his car serviced.

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-All right.
-[Brad] Yeah.

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Great. You give me a little ringy
when he comes in, okay?

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Oh yeah. Will do.

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-Okay.
-Call you first.

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Okay. All right.

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[relieved exhale]

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Are you kidding me?

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[laughs] Are you kidding me?
Guess who just texted.

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-Who?
-General Naird.

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Oh, he did?

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You're off the hook, my man.
He told me exactly where he was.

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Oh wow. I'm sorry, Tony.
You know, he asked me not to, you know.

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He said the same thing to me.
"Don't tell anybody. Make sure--"

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But now we both know he's at the…

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Doctor's appointment.

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He's at the doctor's appointment.
Yeah. That's what he just texted me.

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Yeah, yeah. Ha!

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Ha.

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-Our little secret, right?
-You bet.

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[woman] In divorce, the feelings of guilt,
shame, and loneliness are common.

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It is important to start grieving first,
and then you can begin the healing.

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And that's the goal
of our biweekly sessions.

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Nope.

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[quirky instrumental music plays]

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[music ends]

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Okay, but what you're saying is
he is not at a doctor's appointment?

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No. Everybody knows
that "doctor's appointment" really means

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you're out looking for another job.
And you know what that means?

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[Angela] Mm-mm.

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Naird is getting transferred. Yes.

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Rumor is, new POTUS
is already looking for his replacement.

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Shit. I can't handle this place
without the general.

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But they wouldn't… they wouldn't
do that to him. Right? No.

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-No.
-No, right?

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No, they wouldn't do that to him.
If history has taught us anything,

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it's that the U.S. government
treats everybody fairly and equitably.

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I'm just remembering.
They almost left you on the moon to die.

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-Yeah, I'm aware.
-You, a hero.

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-They're like, "Let her die. Who cares?"
-I was there.

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You gotta wake up.

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There's a good chance
that Space Force is going extinct.

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-So we gotta find new gigs. Now.
-What's this "we" business?

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I'm so happy you brought it up.
This is what I'm thinking.

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A book deal. Black on the Moon.

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Twenty weeks minimum
on the best-seller list. You're welcome.

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No, I told you, I am done with the moon.
No more moon shit.

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I have a, uh… I have a secret too.

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I'm going to a doctor's appointment
today as well.

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-What are you talking about?
-Like, a fake…

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-I got it. What are you talking about?
-It's a real estate seminar.

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[exclaims excitedly]
Oh God, can't you just see me?

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Drinking mango martinis
on a beach in Hawaii

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after selling houses all day?
Oh! It'll be perfect.

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Sounds fantastic. But what about me?
I was supposed to make money off of you.

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You are such a parasite.

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Well, every parasite needs
a wonderful, intelligent intestine

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just to live off of for a little bit.

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That's beautiful. Know what?
You should come with me to the seminar.

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-I think you'd be great at selling houses.
-Really?

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-It's all about territories, right?
-Like we're drug lords.

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-No, not, like, bad though. Not criminal.
-[Tony] Okay.

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Just, like, certain real estate agents
have different areas of a city.

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-[Tony] Okay.
-Chan.

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Hey.

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Sorry, just wanted you to know.

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I got a call from a colleague at SpaceX,

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and they are seeking a chief scientist
for a new project,

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and they're doing it very discreetly.

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You thinking about checking it out?

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I am. [chuckles softly]

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I mean, at this point, what is my legacy?

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It's not putting a man on Mars.

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Right. Right.

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I just wanted you to know that
I told them I would not even interview

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unless they took us both
as a package deal.

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Wow. Thank you.

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It feels good to be wanted.
[chuckles softly]

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It would be my honor
to be the Krillin to your Goku.

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Krillin and Goku are two characters
from Dragon Ball Z. It's a Japanese anime.

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They're kind of like
the Asian Batman and Robin.

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Well, you keep me young, Dr. Chan.

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Brad, what do we got?

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Okay. You got
the Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting,

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and then at 16:00 hours,

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the photographer
from Time magazine is here

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to take a picture
of the staff for their cover.

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The cover of Time magazine! Space Force.

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-This is big.
-Big.

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I dare them to replace us
after we've been on the cover of Time.

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-Brilliant idea, sir.
-Thanks.

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Let's see them try and replace you
with General Dabney Schramm.

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-[chuckles]
-Yeah. Wait, what?

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They're considering replacing me
with Schramm? Where did you hear that?

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Me? Oh, I didn't hear that.
You heard that.

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No, you just… I just heard it from you.

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-Me? I heard you say it.
-Yeah! No.

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-No, I didn't. You just said it.
-Not me. Oh, I don't think so.

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No, you're the…
Okay. All right. All right. Never mind.

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See, that's why this photo is important.

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We need to exude confidence.

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In our faces, we need to say,
"I dare you to replace us."

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-That's the look we're going for.
-Yeah. Like this.

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Here's the look we're going for.
I got this out of the archives.

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Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf.
That look'll burn right through you.

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Makes you wanna surrender to him
and give him all your oil.

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-Uncle.
-[groans] God.

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-You all right, sir?
-Yeah, yeah.

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I just tweaked my back
exercising this morning.

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Oh wow.

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Hey. Were you able to make an appointment
with that person I recommended?

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Yeah. God!

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-Are you okay?
-He… He pulled his back exercising.

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Shall I have a look?

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No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

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-Can you raise your arm?
-Yes.

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-Just… Let's see.
-I'm-- [groans softly]

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-In here?
-Ah! Oh God! Okay.

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It's his back.

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Just breathe. Breathe.
It's okay. Breathe normally.

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-I am breathing.
-No. Let me see.

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-No, you know what?
-[grunts]

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I can't tell if the pain is located here

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or if you just do not like being touched,

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but it might be a kidney stone.

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No, no, no. It's just the back.

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Yeah, what did you have
for breakfast this morning?

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The usual.

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Yeah, uh, I'll need more details.

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Uh, steak and eggs.

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Sometimes I switch it up
with bacon and eggs.

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Okay, well, people who have
a lot of meat in their diet

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are susceptible to kidney stones.

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Oh, and he eats
corned beef sandwiches for lunch.

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Okay, narc.

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He didn't ask what I had for lunch.
And he's not a doctor.

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Well, I am a doctor.

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Well, you're not a doctor doctor.

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Yeah, you need a general doctor, General.
A doctor doctor just treats doctors.

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Actually, I'm a doctor doctor doctor,

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but if you'd rather
just have a second opinion

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from a doctor doctor, that's fine.

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I'd like to do that.

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-Okay. Very well. I will leave.
-Thank you.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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Should I make an appointment
with your doctor doctor?

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No. And cancel the counselor.

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That's eight minutes I'm not getting back.

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-All right.
-And you know what?

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For lunch, order me a pastrami sandwich
with a big slice of bacon on top.

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-That'll show him.
-[laughs]

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Kidney stones, my-- [groans]

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-Oh boy. It's back.
-Yep.

237
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:24,958
-Can I help you?
-Mm-mm.

238
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,543
-You sure?
-Yeah, don't touch me.

239
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,339
[Chan] Hey, Erin.

240
00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,633
Hey. I logged that info,

241
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,469
and I cleaned all the gunk
out of the keyboards with a Q-tip.

242
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,388
-Wow!
-Is there anything else you need?

243
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:41,225
Something important to convince my mom
I should take a gap year?

244
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,435
Can I launch someone somewhere?

245
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,481
No, but we'll do that tomorrow.
We're having this conference call.

246
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,817
We just need you to check all the clocks

247
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,695
to make sure they're all
telling the same time.

248
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,156
Sounds really boring.

249
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,201
-It is.
-But necessary.

250
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,619
Ish.

251
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,878
[static crackling]

252
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:14,425
Hi! Hi, I'm Commander Lancaster
of the Mars mission.

253
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,968
Uh, who… Who are you?

254
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,094
Uh…

255
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,220
I'm Erin.

256
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,055
The intern.

257
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,599
I don't care. That's…
[laughs] That's wonderful.

258
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,309
I just needed to hear a human voice.

259
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,520
Um…

260
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,857
Please talk to me, Erin.
I'm dying for some human conversation.

261
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,900
What do you wanna talk about?

262
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,861
Anything. Um…

263
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,697
[splutters] You. Let's talk about you.

264
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,117
Well, uh, my dad's mad at me.

265
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,410
Uh, why?

266
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,539
Because I did some day trading

267
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,501
with stocks online with my college fund.

268
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,170
And you lost it all?

269
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,254
No.

270
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:56,592
No, uh, I actually made $14,000.

271
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,803
Yeah. But my dad thinks it was too easy.

272
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,474
-Says it was stealing.
-Sounds like he's concerned about you.

273
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,268
I think he's just worried
I'll end up in prison like my mom.

274
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,479
My mom's in jail too. So I can relate.

275
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,938
What did she do?

276
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:10,856
She…

277
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,902
Sold fake Estée Lauder products.

278
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:15,903
[guffaws]

279
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,448
-You can go to jail for that? Wow. That's…
-What about your mom?

280
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,116
Uh…

281
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,160
It's a little worse than that.

282
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,620
Good afternoon, gentlemen.

283
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:28,874
I just wanna say it is a real honor
to finally meet you, Adrian.

284
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,709
Your reputation precedes you.

285
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,669
Well, mostly good, I hope.

286
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,214
Catherine, this is Dr. Chan,

287
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,509
a world-class engineer and my protégé.

288
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,010
-Hello.
-Hi.

289
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,890
Well, we've sent you over some VR goggles
so that you can virtually tour SpaceX.

290
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,726
Of course, you will have to sign
a virtual NDA though.

291
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,894
Just a legal formality.

292
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,270
Oh, yes. Yeah, of course.

293
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,105
-Now?
-Yes, go ahead, please.

294
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,817
[gentle music playing]

295
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,528
[clicking]

296
00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,155
And this, I just fit it
over my head, obviously?

297
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,115
Yeah, so that goes in front of your eyes.

298
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,035
Sorry, Catherine. I haven't
done this before, so it's-- Oh boy.

299
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,994
-That's it.
-Oh!

300
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,412
Whoa.

301
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,414
[Chan] Don't forget
to sign the virtual NDA.

302
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,833
In the air, like this?

303
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,169
-It makes me so dizzy.
-Oh my God. This is awesome.

304
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,296
-Oh boy.
-This place is huge.

305
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,881
Oh, I feel nauseous.

306
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,218
-Sorry, just take a second to adjust.
-Oh my God.

307
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,011
Not my generation.

308
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,390
But this… That follows me around where…

309
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,809
This is like a scientist Disneyland.
Look at this place.

310
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,186
[Mallory]
Yeah, and my stomach is in my th--

311
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,438
-There's, like, real people here.
-[vomiting]

312
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,982
Oh, this is amazing.

313
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,234
Jesus. Where did it even go?

314
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,986
-[Chan] Oh God.
-[Mallory] Where'd it go?

315
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,779
Is this virtual virtual reality?

316
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,157
-There's, like, a waterslide. No way!
-[vomiting]

317
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,535
[Chan] Oh, I'm in the cooling system
of a rocket turbine.

318
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,619
[Mallory] I'm not well.

319
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,371
[Chan exclaims happily]

320
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,999
-This is like a roller coaster!
-[Mallory] I have to get some air.

321
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,210
And she only got 20 years for that?

322
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,462
-That's a good lawyer.
-Yeah. [scoffs]

323
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,131
Uh, what… what are you drinking?

324
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,967
Oh, it's, uh, grape soda.

325
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,721
[inhales sharply]
Oh, I would kill for some soda.

326
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,514
Anything with some taste.

327
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,767
I am really tired
of drinking my own urine.

328
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,853
-Ugh.
-I mean, it doesn't taste like urine.

329
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,188
It tastes like a, um…

330
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,817
plastic bag that was used to store urine.

331
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,735
That's awful.

332
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,863
Hey, do they still have
those Cheese Nip snacks

333
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,781
in the vending machines there?

334
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,785
'Cause, um, I dream about those sometimes.

335
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,371
I can go check.
I was gonna get a snack anyway.

336
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,374
Oh, would you? That would be great!
That would be so great.

337
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,127
Just seeing real food
would really lift my spirits.

338
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,296
-You got it.
-Yeah. Oh, Erin, Erin, Erin. Wait.

339
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,923
Um, so if you're gonna go out,

340
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,551
could you maybe stop by the, uh,
cafeteria too? Um…

341
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:48,347
Hilda makes a great
chicken salad sandwich.

342
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,348
Okay.

343
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,224
Oh, and maybe a slice of pizza too.

344
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,810
You know what? I'm gonna write it down.

345
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,480
[military-style drumbeats play]

346
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,734
Hey, guys, meet the new Air Force.
This is his first Joint Chiefs meeting.

347
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,361
-Welcome aboard.
-[claps]

348
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,570
Don't be nervous.

349
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:07,240
I'm not. You should be
'cause you're on my shit list now.

350
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,661
-Naird's late.
-Probably weeping over his divorce.

351
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,454
That's why I'm never getting married.

352
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,831
-No, it's not.
-Whatever helps you sleep at night.

353
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:15,832
Hello, everyone.

354
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,752
Hey, Naird.
What's happening at Space Force?

355
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,380
Oh, right, nothing,
because they halved your budget.

356
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,883
Well, it's not the size of the budget.
It's the motion of the allocations.

357
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,344
That's what they all say.
I'd rather have a big budget.

358
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,347
Well, didn't keep us
from getting the cover of Time magazine.

359
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,015
-Jealous, Schramm?
-You wish.

360
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,141
[groans]

361
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:36,269
You okay, Naird?
You look a little paler than usual.

362
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,773
Yeah, yeah,
I just tweaked my back exercising.

363
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,359
Yeah, I fucked my back out during sex too.

364
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,070
What's your, uh, coitus protocol, Naird?

365
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,822
Let's talk pelvic action.

366
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,700
Circular, or more on the X-Y axis? Dish.

367
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,910
It… It wasn't intercourse-related.

368
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,495
I never move a muscle during sex.

369
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,540
The sexual motion
is supposed to be woman's work.

370
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,001
-So you're like a corpse in bed?
-It's in the Bible.

371
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,128
-Didn't see that in the Bible.
-Keep lookin'.

372
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,213
-Did you try taking ibuprofen?
-Didn't work.

373
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,673
Two words. Bengay.

374
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,508
Look, don't let someone crack your back.

375
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,635
A guy died doing that.
I saw it on 60 Minutes.

376
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,178
Or was it his neck?

377
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,304
Bengay.

378
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,264
It was his neck.

379
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,433
I hear hanging upside down
by your feet works,

380
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,059
but not longer than 20 minutes.

381
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,477
-A guy in Florida…
-Died?

382
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,439
No, he passed out and soiled himself.

383
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,857
-Then died.
-Ah, okay.

384
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,899
Bengay.

385
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,776
Do you have stock in Bengay?

386
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,446
It's a good time to buy in.

387
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,449
[Lancaster] Okay.

388
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,325
Let's…

389
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,619
open the cola.

390
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,913
Okay. And, oh, Erin, Erin, Erin,

391
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,875
slowly and closer to the microphone

392
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,210
so that I can hear it.

393
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,128
Okay.

394
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,883
[hisses, cracks]

395
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,676
Ooh. [laughs]

396
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,136
I missed that sound.

397
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,387
Oh. Okay.

398
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,264
Take a sip.

399
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:55,932
Little sip.

400
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,267
[slurps]

401
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,727
[Lancaster] Oh. Okay.

402
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:03,190
Let's kick it up a notch and, uh…
uh, take a bite of the pizza.

403
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:12,532
Okay, what notes are you catching?

404
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,159
-[muffled] Notes?
-Flavors.

405
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,077
Mm.

406
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,455
Little bit of cardboard.

407
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,875
-Mm-hmm.
-A hint of 1999 Toyota Camry.

408
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,085
[sighs]

409
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,961
And cigarette smoke.

410
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,088
[gasps]

411
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,756
[exhales]

412
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,926
Slice of heaven.

413
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,844
And that's what I'm talking about.

414
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,679
Because, let's be real,

415
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,600
you're all going into real estate
because you want to be somebody.

416
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,313
But I'm here to tell you
that you already are somebody.

417
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,481
Right? [chuckles]

418
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,985
You, sir. What is the most exciting thing
you've ever done in your entire life?

419
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,070
Uh…

420
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,740
I walked-ran a 5K marathon.

421
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,784
-[clapping]
-Good for you.

422
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:56,701
Pretty good.

423
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,246
And I'm here to tell you
that you can go even bigger.

424
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,706
-Just run the whole thing next time.
-Stop.

425
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:05,544
You, ma'am, what is
the most exciting thing you've done?

426
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:10,882
Yesterday I tried a papay-yay
for the first time.

427
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,884
-Very exotic. Right?
-[clapping]

428
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:17,013
Yeah, you two. Hi. What is
the most exciting thing you've done?

429
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,224
No, thank you.
I don't have a story I'd like to share,

430
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,433
but great job, everybody.

431
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519
Oh, that's okay.
You must have done something.

432
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,688
Of course. Come on.

433
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,524
Yeah, uh, okay. Well, I'm an astronaut.

434
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,860
So, um, I went to the moon,

435
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,362
and I walked around
on the surface of the moon.

436
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,363
So, stuff like that.

437
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,783
Okay.

438
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:37,909
We're not clapping?

439
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,203
If you don't have a story,
you don't have to make one up.

440
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,288
Oh, I didn't make that up.

441
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,456
I know it sounds wild.
But I actually went to the moon.

442
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,333
She's not lying. She's been on the moon.

443
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,920
Not only that, she was
the first-ever Black woman on the moon.

444
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,965
I'm sorry if that's not as riveting
as eating a "pa-pay-yaysh."

445
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,885
I don't think everybody understands
what's going on here. If I may, okay.

446
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,637
This woman right here is a hero.

447
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,974
The most exciting thing everybody
will be talking about in this room

448
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:05,103
is that they were sitting close
to the woman that was on the moon.

449
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,021
Here we go.

450
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,608
-Yeah. Hero.
-[gentle music playing]

451
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,817
Thanks. That was sweet.

452
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,862
Sir, what have you done?

453
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:19,034
Me? Well, I was voted
hottest media consultant in 2018.

454
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,994
-Nice. All right.
-Thank you.

455
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,913
Seems not as much applause
but that's all right.

456
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,625
I can basically turn anybody in this room
into an influencer in under two weeks.

457
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,752
-I'll take one more round of applause.
-Okay.

458
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,589
No. And that's what you can do
for other people.

459
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,633
What… What have you done?

460
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,092
For you?

461
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,012
[soft instrumentals play]

462
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:39,930
[Jay] Yeah.

463
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,432
[man] I once jumped off my roof
into my neighbor's pool.

464
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,142
-[Jay] Good for you!
-[applause]

465
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,977
[Jay] And that's bigger than you think.

466
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,107
-[Chan] All three of them?
-[Tony] Of course.

467
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,195
Let's have you hold that.
Put those on. And great.

468
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,530
Great.

469
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,824
I'm not holding this.

470
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,827
-Oh. You're a scientist, aren't you?
-Yes, but I'm not a Muppet.

471
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,246
The other guy said he'd do it.

472
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,331
He is a Muppet.

473
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,541
Is Naird here? Where is he?

474
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,752
Oh my God.
I've lost the commanding officer.

475
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,672
Brad, calm down.
Where did you last see him?

476
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,423
Well, I was walking on his back,

477
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,300
he got mad, then he went to the restroom,

478
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,593
but he's not there.

479
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,845
[cell phone vibrating]

480
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,599
Mark? Is that you?

481
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,601
[Mark groaning on phone]

482
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,311
Mark, are you okay? Where are you?

483
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,271
[Mark] I'm…

484
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,190
[groaning] Ah… Eee… Ay… Eee.

485
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,484
It sounded like he said Hawaii.

486
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,195
He's in Hawaii. You earned it, sir.

487
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,990
Mark, just stay where you are.
We'll come and find you.

488
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,866
Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.

489
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,078
[Mark grunting loudly]

490
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,706
Kidney stone?
How did I get a kidney stone?

491
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,709
Could be bad diet,
but most are stress-related.

492
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,003
Well, it's not stress.
I eat stress for breakfast.

493
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,881
Yeah, along with huge portions of meat.
He's also going through a divorce.

494
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,425
It has nothing to do with that.

495
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,635
Mark, if you weren't wound so tight,

496
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,221
there wouldn't be
a boulder in your ureter.

497
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:08,018
[sighs] Okay, Doc, so what's the story?
What do I do from here?

498
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,730
Well, normally, you would just drink
plenty of fluids and then pass the stone.

499
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
But, in your case,
the stone is unusually big.

500
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,028
We need to do a ureteroscopy,
which can be extremely painful.

501
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:18,945
Ooh. Okay.

502
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,114
I highly recommend a shot of morphine.

503
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,074
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not doing morphine.

504
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,993
[Mallory] Take the morphine, Mark.

505
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,911
[Mark] No, morphine is for babies.

506
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,748
I'll take some of that "nirvana nectar."

507
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,585
I can't… I can't hear the leaves rustling.

508
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,920
Well, I'm trying, okay? I'm not the wind.

509
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,256
Oh God. I miss trees.

510
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,133
Can I please stop? My arms are tired.

511
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,634
Okay, yes. All right. Yes.

512
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,137
Thank… Thank you.
Thank you for indulging me.

513
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,931
Uh, I… I don't feel like, uh,
killing myself anymore.

514
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,517
And it's all thanks to you, Erin.

515
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,231
But you were thinking of doing that?

516
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,859
Not anymore.

517
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,530
But I'll tell you something.
You matter, Erin.

518
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,533
The Earth matters.

519
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,578
Find time to hug a tree,

520
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,705
dip a toe into a lake.

521
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,790
Will you promise?

522
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,542
Okay.

523
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,087
I guess I should get back to work.

524
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,004
Oh, Erin? Erin?

525
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,676
I'll tell you something.

526
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,887
[emotional music playing]

527
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:26,846
Uh…

528
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,890
Up here,

529
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,685
tears float.

530
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,647
Like little globes.

531
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,150
The same salinity as the sea.

532
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,071
I miss you, Earth.

533
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,870
I should go catch that tear

534
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:54,207
before it shorts out the life support,
and I asphyxiate.

535
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,084
Uh… Bye!

536
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,798
-[moans loudly]
-[doctor] Looking for the ureter.

537
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,799
-[grunts]
-There it is.

538
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,552
-[yells]
-Up we go.

539
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,138
Oh wow.
That's the general's urinary track?

540
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,307
Tract, yes, and please refrain
from touching the monitor

541
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,143
with your greasy fingers.

542
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,602
Ah! I wanna see it. [moans]

543
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,730
Brad, AirPlay the screen
from your phone to mine.

544
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:18,690
Okay.

545
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,567
[Brad] Did it work?

546
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,193
[grunts] Mm-mm.

547
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,321
No. It's not coming through.
Where are you sending this, Brad?

548
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,866
-[Mark on speaker] Oh! Come on, man!
-What is that?

549
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,286
It sounds like your father screaming.
Is that what I think it is?

550
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,913
That's a kidney stone
making its way through the urinary tract.

551
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,207
-[Angela and Erin] Oh…
-[Mark moaning loudly]

552
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,917
[groaning]

553
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,336
Come on, man. It's not there.

554
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,629
I'm seeing it fine.

555
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,214
-[Mark huffing loudly]
-I can't watch.

556
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:46,009
[laughs] I can't watch.
That's every guy's worst nightmare.

557
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,802
Mm! Hm! Ooh-hoo!

558
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:48,803
What's happening?

559
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,431
-Whoa. Oh my gosh.
-[Mark] Adrian, hold my hand!

560
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,515
[grunts]

561
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,601
-It's almost through!
-Okay, come on, Dad!

562
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:55,518
So close.

563
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,270
-It's coming out.
-[Mark screaming]

564
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,481
-[all] Ah! Oh!
-Whoo!

565
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,941
-Oh my God.
-Oh, I'm so relieved.

566
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,610
-Oh, fu…
-You all right?

567
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,487
-[Mark's voice breaks] Can I see it?
-Hello?

568
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,448
[on phone]
Dr. Chan. It's Catherine from SpaceX.

569
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,492
We'd love for you to join the team.

570
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,493
Really?

571
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,496
That's great!
Uh, did you call Dr. Mallory?

572
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,666
Uh, no, we're just offering the job
to you, not Dr. Mallory.

573
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,295
We felt your energy
is a better culture fit for our office.

574
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,172
Oh.

575
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,758
Okay. Um…

576
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,969
-Can I call you back?
-Yes.

577
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,725
[softly] Oh shit.

578
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,523
All right, let's go take that photo.

579
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,984
[stoic military-style music playing]

580
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,779
My back-row buddy.

581
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,908
[photographer] All right, everybody
looking sharp, straight down the lens.

582
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,244
Thinking about our favorite constellation.

583
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,996
On three. One, two, three.

584
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,456
[shutter clicks]

585
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:14,722
[fife playing jaunty tune]

586
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,771
[tune stops]

587
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,732
[theme music playing]