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‎-嘿
‎-嘿

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‎晚餐開心嗎？

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‎真的很好玩
‎傑隆下廚，艾德安給我們看…

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‎妳是說馬洛里博士？

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‎他要我叫他艾德安

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‎他給我們看他的非洲剪貼簿

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‎-你知道他住過11個不同的國家嗎？
‎-我不知道

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‎他好酷

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‎我們看了《最後之舞》

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‎喝了瑪黛茶，像綠茶，但很酷

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‎你懂我的意思嗎？對
‎總之，你知道真正怪的是什麼嗎？

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‎丹尼斯羅德曼和瑪丹娜交往過
‎你知道這件事嗎？

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‎-這我知道
‎-太怪了

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‎等一下，過來這

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‎妳說過要早點回家
‎好好準備明天的面試

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‎對，面試

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‎對，科羅拉多大學

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‎女兒，這件事很大條
‎我希望妳能認真看待

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‎我確實很認真看待

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‎我要妳直接上樓，上床睡覺

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‎好好休息，神清氣爽
‎這樣才能在早上大展身手

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‎-好
‎-因為妳會大展身手

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‎-我會盡量
‎-不能只是盡量，要做到

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‎女兒？女兒，過來

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‎我要親耳聽妳說

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‎“我會大展身手”

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‎-我會大展身手
‎-我聽不見

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‎我會大展身手

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‎好，我要妳在睡前說一百次

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎-我會大展身手
‎-一次了

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‎-我會大展身手
‎-兩次

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‎-我會大展身手
‎-三次

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‎爸，你猜我明天要幹嘛？
‎我要大展身手

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‎-我是優秀的父親
‎-大展身手

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‎我知道自己在做什麼

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‎沒有，你搞砸了

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‎我無法引導艾琳完成大學申請流程

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‎因為我人在這

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‎對，我在幫她準備，她會大展身手的

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‎-會嗎，馬克？她會大展身手？
‎-她會的

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‎最好是這樣

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‎因為我讓她循規蹈矩了16年
‎她以前是班上第一名

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‎後來你搬到野馬鎮，情況大失控

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‎你要求單獨監護權

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‎你也如願了，所以你要負全部責任

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‎現在要討論監護權？
‎沒錯，我得到單獨監護權

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‎妳知道原因嗎？因為妳被別人監護

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‎又來了

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‎原本好好的對話
‎被你搞得烏煙瘴氣

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‎真不虧是馬克

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‎少來，妳別…

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‎我就想說聽到瑪姬的聲音

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‎-過得怎麼樣，瑪姬？
‎-布萊德，我很好

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‎我要拿到會計學歷了

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‎還養了一隻老鼠當寵物

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‎-太好了
‎-布萊德，麻煩你迴避

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‎好，幫我送愛給露易絲
‎還有，將軍，他們到了

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‎瑪姬，我先講到這

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‎我要跟能量飲料公司開會

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‎-可以晚點再說嗎？
‎-對啦，不用了，你那好像很重要

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‎真酸

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‎幹嘛？你在做什麼？

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‎你在躲起來嗎？

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‎只是在綁鞋帶

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‎原來如此，太詭異了

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‎哪裡會詭異？

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‎每天都要綁鞋帶，全球皆然

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‎你在警衛櫃臺後方

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‎-妳以為我在躲妳？
‎-很難說

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‎-少往臉上貼金了，安潔菈
‎-我沒有

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‎你自己鬼鬼祟祟的，你在幹嘛？

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‎-我要綁另一邊的鞋帶了
‎-我才不管你要幹嘛

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‎綁鞋帶，兩邊都綁，別穿鞋

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‎你在意他的鞋子嗎？
‎沒想到你竟然這個樣子，小陳

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‎兄弟，你要在這待多久都行

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‎謝了

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‎這些人會很…奈德將軍

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‎這位是奧黛莉哈勒，狂牛的行銷協理

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‎幸會，謝謝貴公司贊助今年的活動

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‎這時機真是好到不行

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‎妳的母公司想拓展客群

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‎我們同時在找酷炫品牌取得額外資金

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‎這就像浪漫喜劇，但少了煩人的好友

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‎戰鬥機器人競賽
‎很符合我們的品牌形象

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‎對我們也是

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‎對我們也是

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‎這裡最常用的的詞
‎就是“戰鬥”和“機器人”

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‎那些，還有“科學”

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‎大家會說“科學”
‎然後才是“戰鬥”和“機器人”

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‎-我們基本上是一樣的公司
‎-這不是真的

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‎先聽我說完

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‎他們的口號是：“狂牛讓你自信爆棚”

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‎“自信”是我們軍方很熟悉的字眼

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‎但是自信不自大

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‎我喜歡的足球員不跳達陣舞

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‎而是會安靜慶功

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‎-對，我也喜歡那樣
‎-對

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‎但我也很愛慶祝
‎開什麼玩笑？我愛死了

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‎只要他們跳這個舞
‎要我看一整天球賽也行

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‎我根本不管比數多少

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‎這樣太好了

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‎有人覺得自己在飛嗎？

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‎我好像漂浮在空中，俯瞰這一切

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‎我們要請奈德將軍拍宣傳片

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‎不行，不會有這種事

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‎小小的宣傳片而已

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‎-只是…
‎-免談

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‎我們贊助30萬元

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‎30萬元，將軍

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‎好，這樣吧，我們可以討論一下

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‎只要別讓我開口說或做什麼事

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‎危害到太空部隊或美軍的誠信

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‎-熊寶寶幫你想好了，熊爸爸
‎-別這樣

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‎-那是最後一次
‎-幸會

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‎-很高興見到妳
‎-我也是

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‎你怎麼了？比平常還激動

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‎我喝了狂牛，非常緊張不安

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‎感覺好像可以看見聲音

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‎長官，可以跟你借點時間嗎？
‎別這樣，聽我說一下

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‎我什麼都沒說

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‎對，抱歉，我以為你會拒絕

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‎這樣呢？要是狂牛合作案
‎不是一次性的呢？

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‎如果是太空部隊跟狂牛之間

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‎持續性的商業關係

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‎這樣就能解決我們很多的經費問題

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‎你在磨牙，很噁心

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‎抱歉，我忍不住

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‎但要是國防部長
‎看到我們有能力籌募經費

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‎他就有機會想出同等措施

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‎我們說不定能重啟
‎馬洛里博士的火星計畫

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‎“馬洛里博士的火星任務”
‎你有聽到嗎？馬洛里的火星…

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‎東尼，火星任務得花上40億美元

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‎總是個開端，你想像一下

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‎蘭開斯特指揮官降落在火星
‎出艙外，環顧四周然後說

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‎“人類的一小步…噢，這是什麼？”

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‎喝下一大口
‎美國本土第三大的能量飲料

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‎我其實不太在意錢

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‎但讓國防部長
‎看到我們積極主動性是好事

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‎你繼續努力

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‎-再讓我知道有什麼好處
‎-謝謝你，長官

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‎-不准，別吵了
‎-沒問題

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‎歡迎未來的工程師
‎參加這場戰鬥機器人競賽

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‎學員及科學家們

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‎請帶著機器人去前檯拿證書和說明

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‎（學生機器人競賽
‎由美國太空部隊狂牛主辦）

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‎-對，還有另一個A210
‎-因為我覺得比例要精準

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‎那是月球鼓手妹

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‎我們可以過去嗎？
‎我報名學鼓就是因為她

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‎-還是不要…
‎-你不認識她？

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‎我認識她，我當然認識她

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‎來吧

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‎妳上次看是2.5嗎？

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‎-2.4
‎-一定要精準才行

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‎安潔菈阿里上尉
‎這位是吉兒，我的學員

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎我喜歡妳的機器人

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‎謝謝，我也是

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‎很棒，六個平滑的表面
‎堅不可摧的箱子

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‎吉兒，這其中的含意是

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‎不讓任何人進入，躲著外頭的世界

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‎讓對手摸不著頭緒

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‎很難說，吉兒
‎有些東西不如表面單純

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‎這東西有很多內部運作
‎是你們不知道的

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‎如果敵人不花時間了解妳的機器人

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‎那他就會輸

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‎-總得有人輸吧？
‎-不曉得是誰

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‎今天會很有看頭，吉兒

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‎不如妳跟那位和善的小姐說再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎剛那是怎樣？

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‎就是戰鬥機器人，別多管閒事

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‎陳博士，沒什麼問題吧？

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‎沒有，吉兒

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‎我們要贏

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‎-艾琳，不必緊張
‎-我會搞砸這次面試

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‎-妳不會
‎-我爸會殺了我

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‎你申請大學時會緊張嗎？

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‎我沒申請，是校方叫我去唸的

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‎但不是每個人都需要讀大學

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‎艾琳就要，馬洛里博士，嗨，女兒

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‎嘿

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‎準備好了嗎？

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‎你覺得艾德安對我的面試有幫助嗎？

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‎替我打氣？

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‎通常媽媽會在這

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‎但是…

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‎你要我留下的話，我很樂意
‎只要你不介意，馬克

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‎好啊，聽起來很好，人越多越好

191
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‎-好，這樣吧
‎-好

192
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‎我有個模擬考題

193
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‎艾琳，妳為什麼想上科羅拉多大學？

194
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‎因為這裡離我爸夠近，他能夠盯著我

195
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‎不用將衛星挪作他用

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‎好，很會耍嘴皮子

197
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‎真正的回答是這樣的

198
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‎“我想建立強大的學術基礎

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‎為日後的碩士學位鋪路

200
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‎這樣才能展開令人滿意的職業生涯

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‎或諸如此類的話

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‎不見得要一模一樣
‎但妳也可以照著說

203
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‎-我可以插嘴嗎？我在學術界工作過
‎-那當然，可以，你說

204
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‎我有個小小的建議

205
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‎如果我是艾琳，我只會說

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‎“我想上科羅拉多大學做學問”

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‎“找到我的路”

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‎很好的建議，但我…

209
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‎只有在旅行的過程中

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‎才能找到旅程的方向

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‎對，馬洛里博士也是用心良苦

212
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‎但我跟妳媽要對妳負責

213
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‎我們對妳的人生旅程想了很多

214
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‎-從出生就開始
‎-這是一定的，我了解

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‎-想必是這樣
‎-我們兩個，我和她媽

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‎-當然
‎-我可以繼續嗎？

217
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‎展現自信

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‎自信是成功的唯一關鍵

219
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‎好，但要是我真的很緊張呢？

220
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‎不行，不要緊張

221
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‎-放輕鬆，艾琳
‎-你叫我怎麼放輕鬆？

222
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‎好吧

223
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‎我更緊張了，這下好了

224
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‎校方可能問的另一個問題是
‎“妳知道自己十年後的樣子嗎？”

225
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‎-我不知道
‎-不行，別說妳不知道

226
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‎-你知道自己十年後的樣子嗎？
‎-這不是重點

227
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‎-馬克
‎-什麼事？

228
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‎如果我是面試官

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‎我會覺得她的回答直言不諱

230
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‎這題的答案是

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‎“四年後，我會帶著榮耀
‎從這所大學畢業”

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‎就這樣，丟麥結束

233
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,846
‎-那是哪招？
‎-那叫“嘻哈超人舞”

234
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‎嘻哈超人舞？

235
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‎“狂牛讓你自信爆棚”

236
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‎太好了，你抓到精髓了，繼續

237
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‎-再來
‎-再來，再一次

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‎謝謝

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‎要更有自信

240
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‎“狂牛讓你自信爆棚”，這樣應該行

241
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‎我知道我們行的

242
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‎自信爆棚啊，應該能繼續了，對吧？

243
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,534
‎只是大聲點，所以…

244
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‎絕對大聲

245
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,371
‎罐子可以麻煩更靠近臉嗎？

246
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,957
‎這幾乎要碰到我的臉頰了

247
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,960
‎壓住皮膚
‎這是狂牛迷因，叫“壓住狂牛”

248
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,629
‎-好，不行，我不會做的
‎-他不會做的

249
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‎我覺得這樣看起來很好
‎他一副強壯、像男子漢的樣子

250
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‎對，好吧，我們應該可以用那個

251
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‎-非常感謝
‎-謝謝你，將軍

252
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‎小心，電影明星來了

253
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,725
‎別拍了，快點關掉

254
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,519
‎不准拍攝

255
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,438
‎這是命令

256
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,609
‎我毀了影片，現在不能用了

257
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:40,576
‎歡迎來到年度野馬學生機器人展

258
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‎由太空部隊和狂牛能量飲主辦

259
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‎唯一讓你自信爆棚的飲料

260
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,671
‎第一場比賽是殺了你的機器人

261
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,881
‎沒錯，他們做得到

262
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,633
‎掌聲歡迎吉兒和小陳

263
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,428
‎以及他們的對手

264
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,597
‎他喜歡思考，不愛微笑

265
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,725
‎掌聲歡迎賽勒博士

266
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‎還有道格

267
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‎來吧

268
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‎衝撞它，對了

269
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‎往左，繞過它

270
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‎倒退

271
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‎對，再來一次，上啊

272
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‎不要啊

273
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,785
‎-太好了
‎-可惡耶，道格

274
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:25,579
‎太好了！

275
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,500
‎獲勝的是吉兒和陳博士

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‎抱歉你差成這樣，賽勒

277
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‎閉嘴啦，小陳

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‎道格，明年找好一點的師父

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‎艾琳

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‎天啊，你在做什麼？

281
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‎我想給妳一點建議，別說是我說的

282
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,233
‎我知道妳爸是一番好意

283
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,236
‎但我覺得妳要發自內心回答

284
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,987
‎相信校方會知道

285
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:02,533
‎妳是多麼了不起的年輕女性，艾琳

286
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,743
‎最重要的是要放輕鬆

287
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‎對，至少你們對這點有共識

288
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:13,669
‎不是每件事都看這一把，其實很少

289
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,339
‎若在大學前想休一年去旅遊，那就去

290
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,508
‎-我認識有人這麼做
‎-確實有

291
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:24,388
‎我，我在空檔年看盡古典世界的美好

292
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,598
‎-希臘、羅馬、埃及
‎-好酷

293
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:30,269
‎那趟旅程也是我的性啟蒙

294
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,605
‎我從阿爾及爾到哥尼斯堡

295
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,109
‎幾乎沒花錢吃飯或住宿

296
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:38,986
‎真驚人

297
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,781
‎太厲害了，謝謝你

298
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,159
‎-對，真的很精彩
‎-對，我…好吧

299
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,329
‎等一下，我卡住了

300
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,915
‎艾琳，我的毛衣

301
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,043
‎我就從販賣機買個東西吧

302
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,920
‎馬克，是你嗎？

303
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,675
‎濃郁切達好了

304
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,052
‎馬克，可以幫我脫困嗎？

305
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,388
‎馬克

306
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,100
‎馬克，不要見死不救

307
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,645
‎-天啊，看起來很好吃
‎-馬克

308
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,481
‎-馬克
‎-好吃

309
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:17,941
‎馬克

310
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,742
‎Siri，打給陳博士

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‎歡迎來到決賽

312
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,790
‎我們今晚的參賽者
‎是我在整個地球最愛的兩個人

313
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:39,004
‎她來自一片雪白的檀香山
‎掌聲歡迎安潔菈阿里上尉

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00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:43,216
‎以及來自俄亥俄州東北部的異國天堂

315
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,552
‎掌聲歡迎陳博士

316
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,305
‎再說一次，本活動是由狂牛提供

317
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,017
‎每一口都讓你快感流竄

318
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,853
‎他們的學員是吉兒和羅文

319
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,941
‎聽我的指令

320
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,360
‎比賽開始

321
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,574
‎直衝過去，我們會碾壓它

322
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:09,826
‎妳行的，衝啊

323
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,996
‎讓她笑不出來

324
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,582
‎她知道沒有我，她就上不了月球

325
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,668
‎你在幹嘛？現在不適合說這個，小陳

326
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,461
‎把妳可悲的箱子轉向這邊

327
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,506
‎你竟然現在搞這個，要戰來戰

328
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,258
‎如果妳這麼會讓人心碎，試試看這個

329
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,552
‎心碎？什麼？
‎你本來就知道這是怎麼回事

330
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,554
‎我從一開始就說得很明白

331
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,306
‎妳根本不知道自己要什麼

332
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,392
‎是妳先追我的

333
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,395
‎那又怎樣？後來你死纏著我

334
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,147
‎太荒謬了，小陳，跟你上床最爽了

335
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,526
‎-真的嗎？
‎-陳博士，這是陷阱

336
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,538
‎布萊德，那樣犯規

337
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,290
‎那是公然違規，快處理一下

338
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,002
‎十、九、八、七…

339
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,921
‎-不行，比賽還沒結束
‎-…五、四、三…

340
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,882
‎-我還不想要結束，不要
‎-…二、一，比賽結束

341
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,967
‎不要

342
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,428
‎安潔菈再也不會接納他了

343
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,762
‎我們成功了

344
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,515
‎勝負已定

345
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,643
‎大獎由魔方隊獲得

346
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,271
‎請到的頒獎人是

347
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:23,483
‎Instagram最紅的牛，狂牛

348
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,986
‎機器人對上機器人的暴力

349
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:29,197
‎它們喜歡打鬥，但為何不能相愛？

350
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,410
‎-這…好
‎-不用，這我會，只要傳送到螢幕

351
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,121
‎寶拉，好了，妳好

352
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,457
‎妳好，艾琳，我是雅菲教授

353
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,083
‎妳好

354
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,294
‎我只想祝妳順利，艾琳

355
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,922
‎天啊，我不曉得面試已經開始了

356
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,507
‎真的很抱歉，我是馬洛里博士

357
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,928
‎艾琳在太空部隊的科學組實習

358
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,348
‎她是很聰穎的年輕女性，出類拔萃

359
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,267
‎我們讓妳面試吧

360
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,729
‎抱歉，我只想祝艾琳一切順利

361
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,189
‎他們都是妳的家長嗎？

362
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,233
‎不是，我沒有三個爸爸

363
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,819
‎有的話也沒關係

364
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,572
‎科羅拉多大學是很有包容性的機構

365
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,407
‎-非常好
‎-這樣很好

366
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,117
‎我只有一個爸爸

367
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,994
‎-這是我爸
‎-妳好

368
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:19,414
‎奈德將軍，他是太空部隊的指揮官

369
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,833
‎這兩位是我的朋友

370
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,045
‎我可以說是親戚，沒血緣的
‎精神上是，我們很親近

371
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,339
‎你在混淆她，非常感謝妳

372
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:28,799
‎好

373
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,009
‎-抱歉
‎-抱歉

374
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,845
‎很高興見到妳，艾琳

375
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,556
‎我想更了解妳

376
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,476
‎大家應該要對妳有什麼了解？

377
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,523
‎今天真是不可思議

378
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:48,151
‎看看這些參賽者，但獲勝的只有一隊

379
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:52,405
‎為羅文馬丁和安潔菈阿里上尉喝采

380
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,865
‎謝謝你，這是我的

381
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,659
‎謝謝

382
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,953
‎這比上月球還爽

383
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,371
‎獎盃可以給我拿嗎？

384
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,539
‎不好意思，可以

385
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,165
‎妳跟陳博士怎麼了？

386
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,751
‎我跟陳博士完全沒怎樣，多管閒事

387
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,795
‎我跟所有前男友都是朋友

388
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,008
‎為什麼這麼久？

389
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,804
‎也許是好事，聊到忘記主題

390
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,264
‎她不是愛聊的那種

391
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,934
‎她昨天吃晚飯時很會講故事

392
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,519
‎真的嗎？

393
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,604
‎對，但我覺得對年輕人來說

394
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,732
‎他們對不是家長的人
‎比較容易敞開心房

395
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:28,859
‎應該是吧

396
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,655
‎嘿，順利嗎？

397
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,158
‎可以刪掉科羅拉多大學了

398
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:39,995
‎這是怎麼回事？

399
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,124
‎這樣吧，我在那有認識人
‎我去打個電話

400
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,836
‎這說不定可行，史嘉匹杜奇

401
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,504
‎我也希望能成功

402
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,464
‎你看這個

403
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,344
‎我們很快弄出宣傳片，你一定會喜歡

404
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,345
‎我等不及了

405
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,726
‎殺人機器人衝著你來時，該怎麼辦？

406
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,477
‎狂牛

407
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,397
‎-狂牛讓你自信爆棚
‎-更多精力

408
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,232
‎-自信爆棚
‎-更多咖啡因

409
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,901
‎-自信爆棚
‎-額外增添

410
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,194
‎自信爆棚

411
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:15,030
‎讓你發狂

412
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,494
‎你喜歡嗎？

413
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,626
‎阿朗，我是艾德安馬洛里

414
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,254
‎我想問一下艾琳的面試結果

415
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,966
‎我照你說的，私下詢問雅菲教授

416
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,635
‎她的表現有多糟？

417
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,053
‎結果她怎麼說？

418
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,430
‎雅菲說，以下是原句

419
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:45,894
‎“這是我面試35年來
‎碰過最有個性及自信的申請人”

420
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,354
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的嗎？

421
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,271
‎真的

422
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,649
‎畢竟在她這年紀，有多少人會說

423
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,319
‎自己成熟度不夠上大學
‎要等準備好再申請？

424
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,780
‎非常聰明而且有自知之明

425
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:57,989
‎原來如此

426
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:02,202
‎這樣的人不管做什麼
‎都能成為人生的勝利者

427
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,954
‎我真是的

428
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,332
‎-這給你，好好享用，恭喜
‎-謝謝

429
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,167
‎另一球是香草嗎？

430
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,837
‎要我幫你拿湯匙嗎？

431
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,173
‎她讓我想起草莓蛋糕

432
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,468
‎對，這是好主意

433
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,055
‎將軍，有空講一下話嗎？

434
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,351
‎-好
‎-讓你發狂

435
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:30,897
‎我的老天爺

436
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:34,192
‎這真的慘不忍睹

437
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,528
‎我知道，這是他們想用的宣傳片

438
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,280
‎-不行
‎-我知道，我不會同意的

439
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,364
‎我沒答應

440
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,616
‎這是我做的版本

441
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,746
‎美國太空部隊

442
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,165
‎及其慷慨的企業夥伴

443
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,002
‎向美國未來的科學家

444
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,587
‎太空人及工程師致敬

445
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,424
‎明日的英雄

446
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,222
‎我喜歡這個

447
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:09,436
‎但這應該會傷害與狂牛的合作關係？

448
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,230
‎那就不是適合我們的合作關係

449
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,444
‎我以你為榮，安東尼

450
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,570
‎謝謝

451
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,906
‎-這對我意義重大，熊爸爸
‎-天啊

452
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,950
‎太多了，我太躁進，真的很抱歉

453
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,285
‎就這麼一次

454
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,332
‎這給你

455
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:31,958
‎謝謝

456
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,961
‎不會有事的，陳博士

457
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,174
‎我知道你想贏，但是第二名也很好啊

458
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,760
‎對，我知道

459
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,848
‎-寶貝
‎-爸

460
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,517
‎香蕉船

461
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,979
‎我以為預算只夠買巧克力和香草

462
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,773
‎我今天在股市有賺錢

463
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,400
‎所以我給布萊德兩百塊升級

464
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,204
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