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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（野馬高中）

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‎說實在的，她的成績並不理想

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‎但艾琳是很特別的女孩

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‎如果她能維持社區大學的
‎學業成績平均頂標

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‎這樣幾年後就能進入
‎科羅拉多大學丹佛分校

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‎嘿，水牛隊加油

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‎我女兒入學會是科羅拉多大學的榮幸

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‎布朗大學呢？我是校友

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‎說不定我可以讓她進太空部隊實習

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‎這樣有幫助吧？

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‎這樣啊

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‎我們可能該請教練，讓她加入足球隊

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‎不行，這招有人試過，結果進了監獄

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‎我無所謂，反正多三週也沒差

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‎我媽在坐牢

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‎-我知道
‎-不用討論這個

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‎奈德太太，我很欽佩妳身為囚犯

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‎還是想讓女兒過更好的生活

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‎技職學校怎麼樣？灌漿最近很搶手

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‎其實露易絲就是泥水工

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‎工會很強大

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‎露易絲是我媽的情人

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‎-好
‎-同時也是她的管理員

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‎我們不用討論這個

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‎泥水工

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‎我聽過更慘的提議

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‎妳覺得怎麼樣？
‎喜歡水泥嗎？有興趣嗎？

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‎奈德，關於中國航天局
‎即將造訪野馬鎮這件事

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‎總統希望跟中國簽訂協議

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‎確保雙方共享月球資源

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‎太空競賽是新型態的冷戰

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‎全球都在看我們是否
‎勝任領頭羊的位置

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‎我們會碾壓他們的，長官
‎我們勝券在握

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‎但行事圓融相當重要

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‎不要像一群牛仔一樣

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‎-1995年的超級盃冠軍
‎-好

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‎我說的就是這種狂野奔放的心態

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‎還有，牛仔隊是在1996年奪冠的

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‎這跟臉上有蛋一樣糗耶

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‎布萊德？你臉上真的有蛋

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‎我早餐沒吃蛋，說不定有故事呢

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‎我們剛拿到中國與會代表名單

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‎上面有幾位重量級人物

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‎戰功彪炳的高將軍
‎還有科學部主任，張博士

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‎張博士？

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‎說我是鴨子
‎還說登陸月球造假的張博士嗎？

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‎馬洛里博士，記住，要有外交手腕

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‎放心，我會好好招待
‎這腦大如蟻的笨蛋

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‎還有月球任務的首席太空人，林博士

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‎林博士也來了？

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‎對，林博士

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‎太好了，他最棒了

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‎他是月球上唯一玩優諾牌贏我的人

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‎他才華洋溢又聰明，人很棒

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‎我們應該以正宗的中華盛宴迎賓

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‎-太好了，這主意真棒
‎-我的速撥有熊貓快餐

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‎祝你好運了

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‎連熊貓快餐都倒了
‎因為當地人覺得東西太辣

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‎舊金山的朱先生是我的老朋友

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‎朱氏？你是說
‎全加州頂級米其林中氏餐廳？

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‎我們有交往過

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‎但後來他刪掉菜單上的紅燒鮑魚
‎我就懂了他的暗示

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‎長官，其實我可以教你中式禮節

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‎我海外實習實在廣州待過

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‎你不可能出國唸書過
‎卻還是現在這樣子

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‎-對
‎-對吧？

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‎我會拉二胡，將軍

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‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎二胡是什麼？

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‎中國傳統樂器

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‎基本上是中方版本的小提琴

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‎或者該說小提琴是正宗西方版的二胡

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‎糗了

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‎兩條弦，用蟒蛇皮做的

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‎真厲害，看來你們很懂中國文化

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‎-我就是中國人
‎-好，我要惡補一下

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‎放心，我學很快
‎三歲時只花15分鐘就學會綁鞋帶

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‎我很愛這個故事

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‎等等

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‎是左邊這根拿來吃點心
‎右邊的吃晚餐嗎？

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‎對

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‎我就知道

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‎對方要送你禮物

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‎務必要用雙手接和送禮

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‎-好
‎-然後要稍微鞠躬

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‎不用彎太低，那樣太多了

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‎-好
‎-你好失控

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‎對，超過45度角，你好像…好，像是…

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‎-我好像…
‎-你好像日本人

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‎這樣不好嗎？

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‎-只是…
‎-不一樣

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‎-讓人困惑
‎-對

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‎-對
‎-好，所以稍微鞠躬

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‎就是這樣

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‎不行，你看起來像鐘樓怪人

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‎他很善良，只是受到不公待遇

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‎-對
‎-好，跟我來

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‎我幫你擺好茶具

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‎-活到老學到老
‎-對

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‎有人倒茶給你時

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‎你要用兩隻手指輕敲桌面

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‎-這表示尊重
‎-太好了

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‎在美國敲桌子

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‎是要二十一點牌局的荷官
‎多發一張牌給你

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‎對，布萊德
‎中國人都去過賭城，那是我們的麥加

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‎除了中國的穆斯林
‎因為麥加是他們的聖地

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‎要記住一個關鍵，家人十分重要

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‎每個中國家長都會拿小孩來炫耀

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‎-帶艾琳來吧
‎-很難說這樣好不好

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‎-這主意超棒的
‎-對，他們會愛上她

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‎我根本不確定她能不能來

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‎我可以直接傳訊息問她

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‎這件事有多重要？

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‎這是最重要的

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‎中國人十分尊敬年長的政治家

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‎我們應該邀阿波羅號的太空人

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‎好好讓張博士學習真正的美國太空史

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‎-對
‎-這是好主意

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‎-沒錯
‎-我們試著去找蘭斯阿姆斯壯吧

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‎對，打給蘭斯阿姆斯壯吧，布萊德

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‎我現在就打

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‎來談談你要怎麼喝茶
‎不能一乾而盡，要啜飲

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‎等等，他真的會找蘭斯阿姆斯壯嗎？

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‎-您好
‎-布萊德

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‎-什麼事？
‎-你在跟誰說話？

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‎艾琳，我要妳今天拿出最佳表現

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‎我保證不會像你差點引發國際事件

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‎別放肆

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‎要面帶笑容，有禮貌

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‎如果提到媽媽

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‎就說她在花時間獨處

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‎對，獨處二、三十年

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‎他們戴那什麼鬼東西？

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‎高將軍，歡迎光臨太空部隊

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‎奈德將軍，你好啊，這是我太太小蕭

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‎-你好啊
‎-這是我兒子小秦

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‎你好啊

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‎很高興見到你以及你可愛的家人

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‎這是小女，艾琳

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‎她十分害羞

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‎幾乎不開口說話

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎真是樣貌出色的少女，你一定很驕傲

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‎過獎了

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‎令郎也不遑多讓

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‎他跳了兩級，這是我們最驕傲的地方

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‎我也一樣，跳過幾堂課

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‎我們帶來的伴手禮，茅台酒

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‎我國最愛的酒類

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‎你人真好，將軍
‎我們也準備了禮物要送你

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‎康乃狄克州的美國雪茄

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‎可能是全球第二或第三好的雪茄

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‎我在想我倆之後能點個兩根來抽抽

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‎順便討論月球資源的分配

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‎或許吧，晚點

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‎長官，慢一點

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‎在中國，他們從不開門見山談生意

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‎收到，穩定沉著贏月球

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‎-將軍，我去打個招呼
‎-好啊，上尉

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‎-林博士
‎-嘿

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‎林博士是萬人迷

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‎我知道，換做我是安潔菈
‎我也會選他不選我

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‎什麼？別滅自己威風

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‎要上床的話，我也是選你不選他

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

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‎我會把你當三腳駱駝騎

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‎你人真好

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‎那還用說，你在怕什麼？
‎怕他們在月球上做過了？

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‎不是，他確實帥翻天

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‎-非常帥
‎-而且他們都是太空人

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‎其中一個可能在洗
‎零重力酒精棉片澡時

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‎另一個人不小心飄過

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‎然後他們接觸到

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‎接著她的膝蓋擦過他完美的顴骨

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‎他們共享親密時刻

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‎他們一對到眼，她的臉就紅成一片

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‎好，你別再說了

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‎你想太多了

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‎你一定要查清楚，去問這傢伙

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‎你應該在廁所外等他

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‎這樣令人怪到發毛

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‎不會，你想想看

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‎人人都要上廁所
‎那裡只有一個出入口

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‎這樣說沒有比較不怪

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‎你好，張博士

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‎馬洛里博士

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‎至少今年我們喊對彼此的名字

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‎這是一大進展

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‎有些人可能會用一大步來形容

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‎沒錯

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‎我有禮物要送你

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‎這是我未婚伴侶做的藝術品

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‎她很有才華

195
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‎其實是男的，傑隆

196
00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,601
‎用的代名詞是他

197
00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,520
‎原來如此，恭喜你

198
00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:25,316
‎你們會是天造地設的一對

199
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,568
‎我們在一起會造成你的困擾嗎？

200
00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,112
‎不會，我剛恭喜你了

201
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,366
‎這樣啊，好，謝謝，我們很幸福

202
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,868
‎不好意思？

203
00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,662
‎怎麼了？我什麼都沒說

204
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,331
‎嘿，沒事了

205
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,792
‎他很好，對，沒事的

206
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,879
‎張博士，說不定你們以後也會有這個

207
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,632
‎這是我們的太空英雄堂

208
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:54,678
‎阿姆斯壯、艾德林
‎前兩位踏上月球的人

209
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,640
‎12名美國太空人踏上月球

210
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,682
‎好萊塢明星

211
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,143
‎計算至1972年

212
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,188
‎那是布魯斯威利嗎？

213
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,981
‎演技精湛的演員

214
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,107
‎他是很厲害的演員

215
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,985
‎不過那位太空人頭髮茂密

216
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,279
‎假頭髮

217
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,663
‎將軍，旅程順利嗎？

218
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,915
‎很長

219
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:24,917
‎我睡了

220
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,877
‎睡覺很好

221
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,337
‎我喜歡睡覺

222
00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:31,131
‎問他范冰冰的事

223
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,342
‎-那是誰？
‎-中國知名女星

224
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,469
‎范冰冰，他會很喜歡的

225
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:40,557
‎范冰冰呢？她的演技了得

226
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,185
‎她逃漏稅

227
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,980
‎我們的政府不會容忍那種行為

228
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:50,317
‎這麼說就對了，范冰冰在中國
‎跟衛斯理史奈普一樣被查稅

229
00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:51,985
‎我一時忘了

230
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,696
‎-這…
‎-是我不好

231
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:58,450
‎范冰冰報稅時，一定喝了太多茅台

232
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,164
‎-想看搞笑影片嗎？
‎-好

233
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,250
‎湯姆布萊迪

234
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,543
‎湯姆布萊迪

235
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,002
‎-那還用說
‎-沒錯

236
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,671
‎非常優秀的足球員

237
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,340
‎對，他是當代傳奇

238
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,259
‎你喜歡足球嗎？

239
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,428
‎我看不懂

240
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,264
‎非常混亂

241
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,435
‎令嬡相當迷人

242
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,654
‎天啊，我好開心你來這裡

243
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:40,159
‎我一直很煩悶
‎沒人能跟我聊上面發生的事

244
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,827
‎回來很混亂吧？

245
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,623
‎他們在六座城市幫我們舉辦遊行
‎我們成了國家英雄

246
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,460
‎這樣不會很虛假嗎？

247
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:54,590
‎畢竟我們都知道實際情況沒這麼理想

248
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,761
‎我們親眼目睹恐怖私密的事情

249
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,348
‎有個人吞了一隻鳥
‎我們互喝彼此的尿

250
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,518
‎但我們正在喝含羞草調酒

251
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:07,436
‎也對

252
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,940
‎你晚上偶爾會哭吧？

253
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:12,900
‎-不會
‎-不會嗎？

254
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:17,279
‎不會，其實這樣很悲哀
‎妳應該找人聊聊

255
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,239
‎對，大概吧

256
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,949
‎但那些謊言呢？

257
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,368
‎讓政府做些狗屁政治宣傳？

258
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,620
‎政治宣傳？

259
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,498
‎林博士，你好嗎？

260
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,459
‎我們跟你一起在月球上，老兄
‎記得我們嗎？

261
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:33,670
‎不記得

262
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,757
‎不好意思

263
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:41,011
‎妳應該好好享受這盛會
‎這場合很特別

264
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,430
‎會的，什麼都比不上免費酒吧

265
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,400
‎怎樣？

266
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,736
‎你先請

267
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,373
‎這看起來很好吃

268
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,669
‎我們沒想到會在野馬鎮
‎吃到道地的中式料理

269
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,547
‎看來我們不全是牛仔吧？

270
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:21,885
‎你們先用

271
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:38,277
‎怎麼這樣，豆腐很細緻

272
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,655
‎用叉子就好

273
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,408
‎這樣就太放肆了

274
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,786
‎-我幫你從下面夾
‎-不用，我自己來

275
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,039
‎我來吧，讓我從下面…

276
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,252
‎我可以

277
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,339
‎可惡

278
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,640
‎不要

279
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:11,935
‎好吃

280
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,026
‎結果如何？

281
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,360
‎-超級好人
‎-太好了

282
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,697
‎他是高等天文物理學家、三鐵運動員

283
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,491
‎他還給我微信，我去北京時可以找他

284
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,368
‎-你知道他在打什麼主意吧？
‎-什麼？

285
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,871
‎他在給你灌迷湯
‎讓你放下警戒，然後…

286
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,206
‎他會偷走你的女人，這是經典手段

287
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,918
‎所以你真的覺得他喜歡安潔菈？

288
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,878
‎網路上有一千多個她的迷因

289
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,588
‎她可是“月球鼓手妹”

290
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,884
‎辛苦了，葛瑞格將軍

291
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,970
‎這才叫音樂

292
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:52,434
‎我想向貴賓致敬

293
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,897
‎祝我們的情誼如貴國的長城般偉大

294
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,566
‎地球上的鄰居

295
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,236
‎好了

296
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:14,998
‎敬我們兩國的科學家和太空人

297
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:19,419
‎他們探索太空，一同看外頭的世界

298
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:25,842
‎我想歡迎今晚的嘉賓

299
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,720
‎真正的先驅

300
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:32,599
‎曾經在月球漫步的12位英勇太空人

301
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,518
‎他也是其中一位

302
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,728
‎熱烈歡迎葛斯凱利

303
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,729
‎敬大家

304
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,115
‎在月球上的表現很好

305
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,283
‎演技逼真

306
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,620
‎他是真正的太空人，蠢貨

307
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,080
‎艾德安

308
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,586
‎我要敬酒

309
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:07,134
‎敬當地知名人士及他的表演天賦

310
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,051
‎邵君

311
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,178
‎我不是在電影裡看過他嗎？

312
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,347
‎說不定是《ID4星際終結者》？

313
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,058
‎對，是麥可喬丹的《怪物奇兵》

314
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,396
‎我穿著靴子踏上月球

315
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,692
‎你再不閉嘴，我就穿著靴子踹你屁股

316
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,318
‎說得好，指揮官

317
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,405
‎你們應該帶他的替身過來演出

318
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,698
‎好

319
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,829
‎可惡，好了啦，等等，艾德安

320
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,289
‎住手

321
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,457
‎是他先開始的

322
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,499
‎該走了

323
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,626
‎好，好的

324
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,171
‎不必走，要上甜點了

325
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,380
‎紅豆糕

326
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,258
‎高將軍

327
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,514
‎奈德將軍，剛才…

328
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:57,476
‎足球用語怎麼說？掉球？

329
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,352
‎我誠摯向您致歉，將軍

330
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,439
‎你也知道這些科學家有多固執

331
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,359
‎我知道，張博士一直在我耳邊碎唸

332
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,652
‎我這一位讓我頭痛不已

333
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,862
‎實在受不了

334
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,239
‎-…又不能槍斃他們
‎-不能槍斃他們

335
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,496
‎我還有時間喝杯酒

336
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,122
‎你願意的話

337
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,708
‎也許我們可以共享一瓶茅台

338
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,087
‎這是我的榮幸

339
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,301
‎茅台不是他駕馭的酒

340
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,012
‎三杯黃湯下肚，我們就能無往不利

341
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,475
‎中國人談生意喜歡喝酒

342
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,769
‎但要不喝醉，你才不會吃虧

343
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,313
‎-我不會有事的
‎-不，茅台可不是開玩笑的

344
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,315
‎我有一次喝了半瓶

345
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,235
‎最後出現在成人禮
‎扮成亞伯拉罕林肯的樣子

346
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,029
‎安全起見，你要在舌頭抹魚肝油

347
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,949
‎-這招是學《我愛露西》？
‎-我在那看到的，好有才

348
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,826
‎你要先喝一罐電解質補充液

349
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,119
‎妳怎麼知道這招？

350
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,497
‎手機放在米缸會吸水氣
‎吃飯，你的胃就成了手機

351
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,918
‎還是在優格加一茶匙酵母
‎這樣能分解酶

352
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,504
‎我應該現在叫救護車，別攔我

353
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,632
‎免，我知道怎樣千杯不醉，大家出去

354
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,050
‎-布萊德、艾琳？
‎-在

355
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,513
‎布萊德，我們認識很久
‎你知道我何時會喝到極限

356
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,682
‎到時，希望你提點艾琳

357
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,683
‎好，將軍

358
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,059
‎好，我們罩你，老爸

359
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,145
‎我們等下要聊聊電解質補充液這件事

360
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,487
‎乾杯

361
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,951
‎很順口

362
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,870
‎很高興你喜歡

363
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,956
‎-再來一杯
‎-有何不可？

364
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:55,802
‎我們是來談條件的，將軍
‎所以我方就簡單說了

365
00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:00,348
‎靜海六四分，但氫氣是我們的

366
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,935
‎我們七三分，氫氣一人一半

367
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,104
‎六四分，氫氣給你們兩成

368
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,148
‎不行，這樣行不通

369
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,067
‎我方談條件不能吃虧的，將軍

370
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,070
‎不曉得你有沒有發現

371
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,240
‎但美國有全球最高的國內生產毛額

372
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,118
‎很快就不是了

373
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,716
‎你好

374
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,967
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

375
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,055
‎所以林博士是嗎？

376
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,934
‎對，他很好

377
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,393
‎也長得很帥

378
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:46,811
‎有嗎？

379
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,983
‎大概吧，如果妳喜歡高挑的天文學家

380
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,779
‎有些女人喜歡矮一點
‎沒上過月球的男人

381
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,823
‎我不喜歡林博士

382
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,453
‎對，我們是…朋友

383
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,454
‎頂多是這樣

384
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,540
‎為什麼男人老覺得
‎女性一定要跟男人在一起？

385
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,168
‎-你看到我跟他在一起…
‎-不是，我沒有那個意思

386
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,171
‎我只是觀察而已，因為我是科學…

387
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,172
‎我要走了

388
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,090
‎…家

389
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,929
‎她發給他好人卡

390
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,479
‎氫氣七三分，最後提議

391
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,861
‎將軍，令郎幾歲？

392
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,655
‎小秦？

393
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,574
‎他剛滿十歲

394
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,534
‎十歲

395
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,123
‎我記得艾琳十歲的樣子
‎甜美得跟小蜜桃一樣

396
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,918
‎令嬡很可人，將軍，你很幸運

397
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,503
‎對，她是乖孩子

398
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,340
‎只是最近沒拿出最佳表現

399
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,967
‎可能是我的錯

400
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,553
‎這份工作，你也知道，四處漂泊

401
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,596
‎別自責，將軍

402
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:08,268
‎你的工作對國家很重要

403
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,894
‎希望你說的對

404
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,025
‎你應該最了解，要服務國家

405
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,276
‎又要當稱職的父親很難

406
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,279
‎我兒子有一次對我說

407
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:25,160
‎“你的職位是將軍，不代表在家也是”

408
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,123
‎艾琳六年級時也對我說過同樣的話

409
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,333
‎小屁孩

410
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,760
‎將軍，不如我們放下歧見

411
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:45,221
‎均分這東西？五五對半分

412
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,392
‎為了下一代，為了小秦、艾琳

413
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,238
‎-他們站起來了
‎-我看得到

414
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:06,117
‎將軍，有人跟你說過

415
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,871
‎你的眼睛很漂亮嗎？

416
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,250
‎緊急事件，撤出人員

417
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,460
‎好

418
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,588
‎好

419
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,674
‎-我們成功了，親愛的
‎-是嗎？好

420
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,052
‎-布萊德，你這了不起的混球
‎-過獎了，長官

421
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,262
‎高將軍人很好

422
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,639
‎-有小黃瓜
‎-不要

423
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:29,849
‎天啊！

424
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,608
‎艾琳

425
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,610
‎妳有話都能跟我說

426
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,823
‎什麼事都行，女兒，男女情事、恐龍

427
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,909
‎好，爸，你喝醉了

428
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,786
‎沒有，我…對啦

429
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,208
‎艾琳，妳怎麼知道敲桌子這件事？

430
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,292
‎妳怎麼知道的？

431
00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:00,672
‎我在華府最好的朋友是中國人

432
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:05,427
‎-我還有朋友的時候
‎-天啊，朋友，我有幾個朋友

433
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,637
‎妳媽是我朋友

434
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,932
‎馬洛里博士是我朋友，布萊德、小陳

435
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,768
‎餐廳那個女人

436
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:17,355
‎-那些只是你同事，爸
‎-標籤：祝福

437
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,192
‎-天啊，你喝醉了
‎-老天，好，靠邊停，女兒

438
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,778
‎靠邊停，我想…我想吐

439
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,946
‎天啊

440
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:27,991
‎你還好嗎？

441
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,704
‎沒有，沒事，虛驚一場

442
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,457
‎-開車吧
‎-我可以…好

443
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,542
‎我以為我要…

444
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,838
‎茅台衝上喉嚨，好，靠邊停，親愛的

445
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,424
‎-天啊
‎-我要…要開始了

446
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,475
‎沒有，沒吐

447
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:55,393
‎-來了
‎-好，好了嗎？

448
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,438
‎好，小心，注意一點

449
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,064
‎走吧

450
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,901
‎很好，我要進來這裡，來吧

451
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,028
‎-好
‎-我需要躺沙發

452
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,821
‎好，來吧，小心

453
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:07,739
‎我躺上沙發了

454
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,074
‎好，來脫掉鞋子吧，好嗎？

455
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,035
‎好，謝謝，我的腳趾在這

456
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:16,164
‎-對，這是你的腳趾
‎-它們在這，今晚真精彩

457
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:19,334
‎-大獲全勝，太空部隊大獲全勝
‎-對

458
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,128
‎-能打勝仗真好
‎-對

459
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,880
‎妳知道誰很好笑嗎？
‎-誰？

460
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:24,881
‎布萊德

461
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,343
‎對，布萊德確實很厲害

462
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:36,267
‎嘿

463
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,393
‎-嘿
‎-嘿，女兒

464
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,395
‎我真的…

465
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:42,315
‎我今晚很以妳為榮

466
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,568
‎妳表現得很好

467
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,906
‎我覺得有時候

468
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,910
‎我誇妳誇得不夠多

469
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,247
‎對不起，天啊

470
00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:00,416
‎我不想要妳…好，我要睡了

471
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,211
‎我不會記得這一切的

472
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,758
‎沒關係

473
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:11,678
‎我會記得

474
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:23,982
‎布萊德

475
00:26:57,408 --> 00:27:01,329
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