1 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:22,480 {\an8}I could not be prouder of these brave men and women. 2 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,526 They are truly the best of America. 3 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,238 And as we, as a nation, 4 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,616 look to extend our reach to the moon and beyond, 5 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:39,414 {\an8}we find great comfort in the knowledge that this courageous team 6 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:40,957 {\an8}will lead us there 7 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:45,003 {\an8}along with the many, many engineers and scientists 8 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,212 {\an8}who stand behind them. 9 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,923 {\an8}Wonderful words, General. Wonderful words. 10 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,509 We have time for some questions. Anybody have any questions? 11 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,053 Glasses. The guy in the glasses. 12 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:57,015 Is it true most of you are not astronauts? 13 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,771 Becoming an astronaut is a little like losing your virginity. 14 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,148 {\an8}You can't claim it until after it happens. 15 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,320 Not all who go into space will be astronauts. 16 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,323 {\an8}Some will be asked to weld. 17 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,033 {\an8}Others will be asked to wire. 18 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,327 Unbelievable. What a great answer to a terrible question. 19 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,828 Thank you very much for ruining the moment. 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,206 You can sit down. Anybody else have a question? 21 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,249 Anybody? Meredith, are you here? 22 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,419 {\an8}Text me next time. Meredith, right here. Third row. Meredith, everybody. Yeah. 23 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,672 {\an8}This mission is happening four years ahead of schedule. 24 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,299 Impressive. 25 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:35,261 How is it possible that you all are ready, and don't you feel you're being reckless 26 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,347 {\an8}with the lives of your novice crew? 27 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,433 {\an8}Well, that's an excellent question. 28 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:45,146 {\an8}And to your point, we are, in fact, years ahead of schedule. 29 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:50,110 {\an8}You have to keep in mind that the talented tradespeople on our team 30 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,154 {\an8}have been working at the top of their profession for decades. 31 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,950 {\an8}So, in effect, they have been training for this their entire lives. 32 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,159 {\an8}They just didn't know it. 33 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,077 Wow. 34 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,287 Really handled a terrible question very well. 35 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,747 Unbelievable. Thank you so much. 36 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,000 Okay, I mean, I think we nailed it, but does anybody else have any questions? 37 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,252 I don't see any. 38 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,587 {\an8}Okay, good. Thank you guys so much. 39 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,426 How you doing? Feeling confident? 40 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:20,056 My entire career will depend on what happens in the next 36 hours. 41 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,392 I'll never get a second chance at this. 42 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,603 And... And frankly, I'm feeling the weight of that. 43 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,730 - I'm sure you are, as well. - I'll be fine. 44 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,190 No. It won't be fine, Mark. 45 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,694 If it doesn't go well, you'll certainly lose your position. 46 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:33,695 I'll land on my feet. 47 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,738 No. No, you won't, Mark. 48 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,490 There are too many eyes on us. 49 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,700 Stop it. Stop it! 50 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,869 I get it. Keep it together, Adrian. 51 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,245 All right? Just keep it together. 52 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,652 - You know what you're gonna say? - What? 53 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:15,945 When you step out. 54 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,781 The first woman on the moon. I mean, that's crazy. 55 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,366 Congratulations. 56 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,161 I... I don't know. I'm just gonna do my job. 57 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,954 All right. It's just that, when you start talking, 58 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,248 a billion people are gonna be staring at your mouth. 59 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,375 What are you gonna say? 60 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,586 You know what? Just get dressed, 61 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,171 or I'm gonna send you to space in your underwear. 62 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,130 Yes, ma'am. 63 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,495 Verify actuators. 64 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,789 Verified. Space Force One ready for launch. 65 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,832 - Good luck, spacemen. - Thank you, sir. 66 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,168 - I don't think I wanna go anymore. - Too late for that. 67 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,503 T-minus 45 seconds. 68 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,588 - I'm getting out. - Nope! No! Don't get out. 69 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,131 - I'm leaving too. - Don't do that. 70 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,092 You guys are gonna have a great trip. 71 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,094 A really wonderful time. Enjoy. 72 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,428 You're gonna love the moon. 73 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,180 If not, do we get our money back? 74 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,683 Did you buy tickets from someone? 75 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,976 T-minus 30 seconds. 76 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,978 How do you get the seatbelt open? 77 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,271 Do not take off your seatbelt. 78 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,689 I forgot about my bird! 79 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,440 My God. I'll feed your bird. 80 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,109 What's your bird's name? I'll take care of it. 81 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,193 They're all gonna die. 82 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,361 No. Here she is. 83 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,365 She took the goddamn bird with her. 84 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,908 - What? - Stop the rocket. 85 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,785 - Abortion! - Nope! Not possible. 86 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,912 Mark, an astronaut has the right 87 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,580 to halt any launch. 88 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,665 Go for launch. 89 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,508 We have liftoff. 90 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,353 Fuck, yeah! 91 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,439 Coming up on bearing separation. 92 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,606 Approaching max q. 93 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,191 Side booster shut-down. 94 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,985 And... separation. 95 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,407 We have exited Earth's orbit and reached trajectory. 96 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,492 Next stop, the moon. 97 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:31,998 Whoo! 98 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,131 - Thirty-six hours. - Thirty-six hours. 99 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,898 Hey. Nice rocket. 100 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,733 Went up good, right? 101 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,151 Really high. 102 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,745 Are you gonna say something? Or... 103 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,455 - It's coming. - Okay. 104 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,373 Um... 105 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,668 Would you care to go to dinner with me tonight? 106 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,130 We could continue the conversation. 107 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,299 Perhaps add other topics. 108 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,177 So it's a, business dinner? 109 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,553 This would be a date. 110 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,888 Hey, ho! 111 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,390 Okay. Yeah. 112 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,891 - Sure. - Okay. 113 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,184 Okay, good. 114 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,143 Great. 115 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,229 I... 116 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,650 would like to point out that I am wearing a wedding ring. 117 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,486 Okay. So now I know what we'll talk about. 118 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,238 I just want to be completely up-front with you. 119 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,657 I don't know if you're familiar with my situation. 120 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,785 My wife is incarcerated. 121 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:51,828 Yeah. People talk. 122 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,996 So I am in an awkward position right now 123 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:59,293 where I am both married and available. 124 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,505 I understand if it's too much. 125 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,590 No. That's... cool. 126 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,719 I mean, I'm sorry for your wife, but good for me! 127 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,471 - No, I'm just kidding. That's weird. - Okay. 128 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,140 - But cool. - Eight o'clock, then. 129 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,516 Okay. All right. 130 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,894 Listen... 131 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,815 really I'm interested in mostly just companionship. 132 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:22,942 Okay. 133 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:24,944 Like a friend thing? Or is it... 134 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,156 Well, initially, that's... that was my impetus for... 135 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,284 - Okay. All right. - All right, all right. 136 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,494 But, I mean, if something else were to come of it, 137 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:37,165 - whether it be emotional or physical... - Okay. 138 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,543 - That sounded really creepy. I apologize. - No, I think I get it. 139 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,794 We'll see what happens. 140 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:42,712 - Okay. - Wing it. 141 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,464 - That sounds good. We'll wing it. - Okay. 142 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,923 I still love my wife. 143 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:46,924 What? 144 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,719 She's, obviously a part of my life, 145 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,805 but for the next 40 to 60 years, not so much. 146 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,892 Okay. You know what we could do on the date 147 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,435 is not talk so much about your wife. 148 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,979 - That's a good idea. - Just, something to noodle. 149 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,522 We won't talk about the wife... 150 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,566 or sex, or anything. 151 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,943 - What? - Nope. Good night. 152 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,571 That went pretty well. 153 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,414 Erin! 154 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,415 Hey, Dad. 155 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,167 Hey, I didn't know you were running again. 156 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,668 Yeah. Wanna run with me? 157 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,879 - Sure. - I'll slow down for you. 158 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:25,922 I'll slow down for you. 159 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,256 Ha. 160 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,554 - Go for Naird. - General, we have an emergenc... 161 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,764 You sound funny. Where are you? 162 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,474 I'm running. What's the emergency? 163 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:38,017 I always forget you have a watch phone. 164 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,019 - That is so cool. - Brad, what's the emergency? 165 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,104 It's bad, sir. It's the Chinese. 166 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,147 You better come in. 167 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,649 I... I gotta go. 168 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,067 Okay. 169 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,615 The Chinese just claimed the entire Sea of Tranquility crater 170 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,159 as a "territory of scientific research." 171 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,203 But no one can own part of the moon. 172 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,664 It violates the Outer Space Treaty. 173 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,750 Technically they're not claiming to own it, just to study it. 174 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,835 See, their research base is here. 175 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,839 We're supposed to land here and set up a habitat here. 176 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,508 About 100 miles away. 177 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,386 Hundred miles seems like plenty of privacy for their study. 178 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,846 We planned a very specific lunar landing site. 179 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,723 It would mess up our mission to alter it. 180 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,560 A fellow scientist would be loath to put our mission at risk. 181 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,187 We need to open a direct line to their research center. 182 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,480 Do you know anybody there? 183 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,065 Science is a brotherhood. 184 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,985 Even if we don't know each other, we know each other. 185 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:34,115 Dr. Zhang, this is Dr. Adrian Mallory. 186 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:39,036 First of all, allow me to say that I am delighted to be speaking with you, 187 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,788 colleague to colleague. 188 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,333 And also that your study of the enzymes 189 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,129 which enable the digestion of human hair, 190 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,797 that was a game changer, 191 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,467 and I have the greatest respect for Tsinghua University. 192 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:55,886 What's your name? 193 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,682 Dr. Adrian Mallory. 194 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,726 Like the duck? 195 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:02,643 No. 196 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:09,066 Let me begin by congratulating you on your lunar success. 197 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,235 We are the first to live on the moon. 198 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,280 Well, I'm not sure it matters so much who was first, 199 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:18,284 but it was a great achievement for humanity nevertheless. 200 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,201 We are the first. 201 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:24,290 Did news of something called the Apollo missions 202 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,042 reach you there in China? 203 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,585 Maybe that happened. 204 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,045 Maybe not. 205 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,714 We've also heard of the green screen. 206 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,967 But your astronauts slept in the capsule. 207 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,011 The Chinese live in a moon house. 208 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:37,928 So we are the first. 209 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,514 Yes. Um... 210 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,558 Listen, Dr. Zhang. 211 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,687 I'm calling you in the hopes of clearing something up. 212 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:51,692 The media is reporting here that you made a statement, 213 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,279 a declaration, which I'm sure was misinterpreted, 214 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,949 mistranslated, but they seem to think that, 215 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,951 on behalf of China, 216 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,414 you laid a claim to the entire Sea of Tranquility. 217 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,957 You stay out. Thank you. 218 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:13,756 But, Dr. Zhang, you understand that no country can own any part of the moon. 219 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,675 You can't make a claim to... 220 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,759 Not a claim. 221 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,721 We're simply occupying an area of scientific study. 222 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,473 We study the lunar temperature. 223 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:26,060 And you landing to the crater, that will change the temperature. 224 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,311 Go see other craters. 225 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,313 Thank you. Stay away. Thank you. 226 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,779 Mark, don't overreact. 227 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,656 I'll take this through the proper channels. 228 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,366 In the meantime, 229 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,785 we should probably look for an alternative landing site. 230 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,121 But don't underreact, either. 231 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,498 I don't wanna start an international incident. 232 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,251 And we don't wanna jeopardize our mission. 233 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:55,339 And, by the way, "Thank you, stay out, thank you" is not very fucking fraternal. 234 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,466 - A... Adrian. - General. General. 235 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,885 Mr. Broser's criminal history 236 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,805 - reaches as far back as 1998... - What is it? 237 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,641 ...when he was accused of starting a San Bruno County 238 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,601 and state park brush fire. 239 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,311 We were okay with the plea deal 240 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,480 'cause we thought he'd get shot in Afghanistan. 241 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,232 But I don't mind him going to the moon. 242 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,900 I mind him coming back. 243 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,571 What the fuck, Brad? 244 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,905 - Why didn't you vet that guy? - What? 245 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:20,990 That's inexcusable. 246 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,908 Me? I don't know how to vet someone. 247 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,454 It's easy, Brad. You just give the name to our head media manager. 248 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,247 Isn't that right, Tony? 249 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,584 Tony? 250 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,211 - Yeah? - Yeah. 251 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,588 - Look up. - The general... 252 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,339 - wants to talk to you. - Yeah. I'd love to talk to him. 253 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,716 - Look at me. - Right there. 254 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,967 - Sure. Yeah. - Tony? 255 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,385 Look up. 256 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,054 - I'd like to see you outside. - Yeah. Of course. 257 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,891 - Somebody's gonna get vetted now. - I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you. 258 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,768 Try it. I'll snap your neck like a twig. 259 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,187 - How are you, sir? - What the fuck? 260 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,398 What the fuck are you doing? I told you a million times. 261 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,733 Why didn't you vet him? 262 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,736 I told you a million times to vet him! And you didn't vet him! 263 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,279 Next time you're gonna do it! 264 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,117 All right. I need you guys to tell me all the dirt. 265 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,495 Anything terrible any of you might've done. 266 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,829 Who wants to go first? 267 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,417 Don't be scared. We're gonna find out anyway. 268 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,336 Anybody, all right? Take it off like a Band-Aid. 269 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,712 One, two, three. Somebody go. 270 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,381 My grandfather is a terrorist in Ireland. 271 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,842 Holy shit. You came out big from the start. 272 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,177 Has he killed anybody? 273 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,263 No. He's a terrorist that doesn't kill people. 274 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,932 Okay. Okay. 275 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,560 I went to a Halloween party a few years ago as a film negative. 276 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,854 So... blackface? 277 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,022 Wait. What? You did what? 278 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,441 A film negative. It was clever. 279 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,359 All right. 280 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,652 I went as Gandhi once. 281 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,779 That is not okay. 282 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,197 Right? 283 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,323 No, it's not. 284 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,324 Okay. 285 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,493 I can't believe I even have to ask this question. 286 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,996 Has anybody masturbated in front of an unwilling employee? 287 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,416 Define masturbation. 288 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,501 I will not. 289 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,088 Well, however you define it, I definitely did it. 290 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,214 My God. 291 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,258 It is very delicate. 292 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,469 Either we seem weak and let the Chinese have their way, 293 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,931 or we risk pissing them off, and tensions could escalate. 294 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,600 Exactly. I need guidance from the administration. 295 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,313 Or... I'm not telling anyone about this. 296 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,232 You're not telling me about this. 297 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,233 We never spoke. 298 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,443 You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that 299 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,113 we talked about you meeting a hooker in an airport bathroom. 300 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,865 - What was her name again? - Hooker, sir? 301 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,324 There was no hooker. 302 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,202 Fine. I'll just call her "Charisma." That's my hooker's name. 303 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,204 God. 304 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,673 - Did you find an alternate landing spot? - No. 305 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,676 Our people enter the moon's orbit in 23 hours. 306 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,969 They do? 307 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,263 Adrian, get some rest. 308 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,891 Take a bath. I'm gonna need you sharper than ever tomorrow. 309 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,477 Well, I can't take a bath because, as I mentioned Monday, 310 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,521 I am out of bath salts. 311 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,481 But nobody ever listens to me! 312 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,406 How is yours? 313 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,120 It's delicious. Yes. 314 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:17,750 You know, people are always talking about the environmental impact of beef, 315 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,877 but, I mean, cows must be, like, "Are you kidding me? 316 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,629 What about the impact of people? 317 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,007 Don't blame everything on our farts." 318 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,717 I just said that so loud. 319 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,096 Well, now everyone in the restaurant knows 320 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,349 that you care deeply about our environment. 321 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,646 So are you actually allowed to date me? 322 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,232 That is the arrangement as it stands, yes. 323 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,194 But, like, the military, they're cool with it? 324 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,448 Yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes. 325 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,288 Then why did we drive so far to go to dinner? 326 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,250 'Cause, like, I'm actually open 327 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,088 to seeing whatever happens next in this wacky... 328 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,131 whatever we're doing. Um... 329 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,426 But it just doesn't feel good to feel like I'm being hidden away, 330 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,221 you know, like an old-timey mistress. 331 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,393 I don't want someone to tell my daughter about this 332 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,436 before I get a chance to say something. 333 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,730 I feel like it should come from me. 334 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,111 Yeah, sure. No. My God, I totally understand. 335 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,112 I'm sorry. 336 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,489 No, no, no. Thank you for getting it. 337 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,993 No. God. No, that's just you being a good father. 338 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,119 Well... 339 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,204 Just tell her before we have sex, okay? 340 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,456 Yep. Yep, yep, yep. 341 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,126 - Yep. Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 342 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,464 You don't tell me where to land. I tell you where to land. 343 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,426 You don't know me. And no, fuck you. I don't know you. 344 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,927 What? 345 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,015 And your paper was... 346 00:16:56,098 --> 00:17:01,395 it was absolutely redundant crap, you nutsack. 347 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,106 Your data set was unreliable. 348 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:08,485 You confused me with the mallard? I will fuck you up. 349 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,072 Anyway, you only got your position 350 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:17,369 after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress. 351 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,913 Is that a coincidence? 352 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,540 I don't think so. 353 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,585 I will fuck you up. 354 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,880 I will fuck you up. 355 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,102 Hey. Chan. Are you there? 356 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:46,815 Go for Chan. 357 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,817 "Go for Chan." 358 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,360 I wasn't sure if this was serious. 359 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,488 Can you switch me to a private channel, please? 360 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:53,989 Yeah. 361 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,496 Hey. How's space, dude? 362 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,789 Space is good. 363 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,626 Listen, um, I think I was supposed to prepare some, 364 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:09,088 like, awesome sentence for when I set foot on the moon. 365 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,341 A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong. 366 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,094 Yeah. I will be the first black person and the first woman. 367 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,887 I think people are gonna be paying attention. 368 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,097 Pressure. 369 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,473 Okay. What do you got? 370 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,390 Okay. 371 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,767 I'm thinking, 372 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,644 "It's good to be back on the moon." 373 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,355 - "It's good to be back on the moon"? - Yeah. 374 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,649 That's terrible. Who are you even talking to? 375 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,983 Who's your audience here? 376 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,902 Okay, how about, 377 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,572 "Ladies, if you want to lose a quick 60 pounds, go to the moon." 378 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,282 Thank you. Yes. You think that's better? 379 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,325 Well, it's physics. 380 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,326 It's sexist. 381 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,829 Okay. How about, 382 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,705 "There goes the neighborhood." 383 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,666 You're so dead when I get back. 384 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,460 No, listen, everyone's just trying to tell me what to do. 385 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,295 Like, my women's studies professor was like, 386 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,924 "You have to claim this for women." My mom said to thank Jesus and Dr. King. 387 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,301 Even my ex texted me to shout, "Go Broncos." 388 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,845 - That's a good one. - No. 389 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,638 I'm the one who worked for this. 390 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,432 I like "It's good to be back on the moon." 391 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,810 Why can't I say what I wanna say? 392 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,061 I respect that. 393 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,438 "It's good to be back on the moon." 394 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,316 It's gonna be a classic. 395 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,444 Thanks. 396 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,030 I mean, do consider "There goes the neighborhood." 397 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,115 I think that's good. 398 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,533 Goodbye. I have moon business. 399 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,372 Morning. 400 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,498 Morning, bug. 401 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,167 I woke up so hungry today. 402 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,335 That's all the running you've been doing. 403 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,173 Listen, I,  have a question for you. 404 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,091 Yeah? 405 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:41,138 What would you think if I were to start dating someone? 406 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,681 What? 407 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,724 I don't know. 408 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,143 Your mom and I, 409 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,896 well, we have this forced separation. 410 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,522 - We're not... - Dad, no. 411 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,024 Ew. 412 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,650 You're married. 413 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,653 That's a terrible idea. Mom would be crushed. 414 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,864 - I don't know about that. - I do. 415 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,073 God. No. 416 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,117 What are you even saying? 417 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,244 You and Mom have your visits. 418 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,705 Gross. Okay, that's plenty. 419 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,207 At your age? 420 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,542 When would you even date? There's no time! 421 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,252 You don't even have time to help me with homework. 422 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,339 Please... Please don't date someone. Please? 423 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,549 So sorry. Just gotta get to work. 424 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,259 Hi, Erin. 425 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,680 Okay. 426 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,849 Erin, this is Kelly. 427 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,810 Kelly has a background as a structural engineer. 428 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,103 I can't believe you. 429 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,605 Honey. Hon. Hon. 430 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,026 God. 431 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,030 - What about the Fra Mauro formation? - Asteroids. 432 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,118 The Sea of Serenity has the same protection as Tranquility. 433 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,745 Not in our current orbit. 434 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,413 - It would add days. - Right. 435 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,123 Mark. 436 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,543 I have been up all night thinking about this. 437 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,545 We are being bullied. 438 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,130 Yeah. Possibly. 439 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:01,093 No. Mark, this is about standing up for ourselves. 440 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,429 Here's a "what if." Okay? 441 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,641 What if your friend, who runs the Navy, 442 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,686 were to move a carrier strike group 443 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,772 or, no, two carrier strike groups, 444 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,024 into the South China Sea? 445 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,361 That would certainly be a very aggressive and provocative act. 446 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,862 But would it work? 447 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,949 We are trying to de-escalate, not start a war. 448 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,909 You know the old sport adage, 449 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:30,789 "Sometimes the best de-escalation is an escalation." 450 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,749 You recounted to me yourself 451 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,586 that when the Air Force is at a loss of what to do, 452 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,963 they drop a bomb. 453 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,841 So why can't we do that? 454 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:46,471 Please, just walk me through how... how this could work to our advantage if... 455 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,390 Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 456 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,892 Brad, see if you can get General Tsengjun up on the screen. 457 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:51,935 - Yes, sir. - Great. 458 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,105 I met him a few years ago at an anti-proliferation conference. 459 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,023 He's a good man. 460 00:21:56,106 --> 00:22:01,486 Mark, you know that this kind of personal diplomacy yields no results. 461 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,406 Sometimes it's important that cooler heads prevail. 462 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,367 Hi. What is the country code for China? 463 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,869 Eighty-six! 464 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,621 I was so happy to hear you're running again. 465 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,541 Dad told you? 466 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,710 No, one of the girls mentioned it. 467 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,172 She kind of couldn't stop talking about you. 468 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,090 Even when I told her you're just in high school. 469 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,968 I think that's why she's here. 470 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,595 Don't hang out with her. 471 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,890 Mom, there's something you need to know, 472 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:33,310 and it really shouldn't come from me, but there's no one else. 473 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,604 So... 474 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,439 God. 475 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,192 Dad's cheating on you. 476 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,277 He is? 477 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,612 Yeah. 478 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,824 Do you like her? Is she nice to you? 479 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,203 - What the fuck? - Erin, the f-word. 480 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,662 What the shit? 481 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,331 Okay, well, no one says that. 482 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,875 I just told you Dad's having an affair. 483 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543 Yes. Okay. 484 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,172 He said he wasn't gonna tell you, so I'm glad he changed his mind. 485 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,424 You knew? 486 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,801 It was my idea. 487 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,179 I'm seeing someone too. 488 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,555 A guard. 489 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,807 Her name's Louise. 490 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,974 She makes me laugh. 491 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,267 Okay. 492 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,189 Okay. 493 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,024 Okay. 494 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,443 - Okay. - Honey? 495 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,530 Well, now what did I do? 496 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,909 General, it has been a few years. 497 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:31,993 Yes, it has. 498 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,286 How are your kids? 499 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,539 Just one kid. You know our policy. 500 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,666 - Of course. - General, how can I help? 501 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,210 General, I was hoping to smooth over some of the friction 502 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,628 between our moon bases. 503 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,255 This is how we should always do it. 504 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,464 I completely agree. 505 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,924 I admire your initiative. 506 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,009 I admire your responsiveness. 507 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,469 What is this fucking shit? 508 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,096 General, we would happily share Tranquility. 509 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,473 - Bullshit. - It's just that our team already unloaded 510 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,600 a lot of heavy equipment there, 511 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,854 and then took the forklift apart and turned it into a rover. 512 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,105 Very clever. 513 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:03,275 I am sorry, but we must ask that you respect the boundaries 514 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,860 of our temperature experiment. 515 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,486 You understand. 516 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,612 Of course. 517 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,823 Let us keep an open line of communication. 518 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,283 Thank you, General. 519 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,536 Well, you laid down like a hooker on quaaludes. 520 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:15,829 Heavy equipment. 521 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,123 Who brings heavy equipment to the moon? 522 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:26,339 Bring up the images of the satellite's last pass over Tranquility. 523 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,303 - Oof. - What? 524 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,013 That is an ugly habitat. 525 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,347 - My God. - It's huge. 526 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,600 - Its footprint is ten times ours. - So gaudy. 527 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,727 Okay, okay. What do you see there? 528 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,147 Well, lightweight construction materials. 529 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,400 And... why would they need a forklift? 530 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,693 Let's see a quarter-mile radius. 531 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,362 Wait, back. No, back. 532 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,448 What is that? 533 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,784 Drilling equipment. 534 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:55,994 H-3? 535 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,498 Postulated to be in great supply there. 536 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,665 What is H-3? 537 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,751 Helium-3. It's fusion without the nuclear reactor. 538 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,252 It's an unlimited source of energy. 539 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,838 Extremely valuable and easy to transport back to Earth. 540 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,548 One cargo hold full 541 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,676 could power the United States for an entire year. 542 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,763 General Tsengjun is not part of their space program, 543 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,057 but he knew all about the temperature study. 544 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:20,393 How many of our generals know anything about any of your studies, 545 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:21,937 - including myself? - Zero. 546 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,189 - Zero. - Fucking sons of bitches. 547 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:28,276 You can't hide a drilling station, you fucks! 548 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,194 Okay. 549 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,321 General, Space Force One is 50 miles from Tranquility. 550 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,782 If we are setting down, we'll need to begin the approach. 551 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,450 God. 552 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:36,993 What's the next best option? 553 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,453 Take out your balls. 554 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,080 Okay. You know what? 555 00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,791 - This is a very delicate situation. - We have all these weapons. 556 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,209 - You need to relax. - Why don't we use them? 557 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:45,627 - Sir! - You have to remain calm, Adrian. 558 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,046 Enough with the carrots. Let's use a stick. 559 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,839 - Every time you use the carrot. - Sir. 560 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,341 - Never the stick. - Excuse me. 561 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,926 You're a fuckin' general. 562 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,094 Use the stick. 563 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:55,929 Bug. 564 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,056 What's going on? 565 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,976 If you and Mom are just gonna disappear, 566 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,061 then there's no "us." 567 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,314 I'm completely on my own. 568 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:10,193 Why can't I count on just one thing in life? 569 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,820 Honey, you can count on me. 570 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,655 Everyone counts on you. 571 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,449 And I'm always in the back of the line. 572 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,076 No. No. Erin, listen. 573 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:22,122 I have all of these scientists and astronauts, 574 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,541 the whole Chinese government, and they're all waiting for me, 575 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,710 right now, to make my next move. 576 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:30,130 But I don't care because I'm here with you. 577 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,339 Right now. 578 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,842 You will always be at the front of the line. 579 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:35,385 Yeah? 580 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:36,970 You bet. 581 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,142 What is... What are you doing? 582 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,315 Listen, hon. We'll talk about it later. Yeah? 583 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,234 Forty seconds. 584 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:52,569 What? 585 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:56,281 I got 40 seconds with my father. 586 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,782 Honey. Come on. 587 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,869 You really think that number's gonna go up when you start fucking around? 588 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,537 Language, Erin. 589 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,080 Erin. 590 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,210 I miss my dad. 591 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:10,920 I should call him. 592 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,548 Or I guess I'll see him at dinner tonight. 593 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,233 Space Force One, 594 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,236 initiate landing sequence into the Sea of Tranquility. 595 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:37,572 Our spacemen come first. 596 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,575 Manual altitude control is good. 597 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,745 Roger. Copy, Space Force One. You are go for landing. 598 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,039 Roger. Understand. Go for landing. 599 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:47,666 Three thousand feet. 600 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:52,337 Two thousand feet. Into the AGS, 47 degrees. 601 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,005 Three hundred fifty feet. 602 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,758 I thought we were stopping somewhere first. 603 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,385 - You're too tilted. - I'm not. 604 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,844 You do seem tilted. 605 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,638 - You are ordered to be quiet. - Yes, ma'am. 606 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,223 There's a nice, flat spot right over there. 607 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,683 - Ordered to be quiet. - Yes, sir. 608 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,894 Sixty feet. Three and a half down, nine forward. 609 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,354 - Five percent. - I'm getting out. 610 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:10,355 Don't get out! 611 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:15,485 Contact. 612 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,195 Engine stop. 613 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,739 Descent engine command override off. 614 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,243 Wild Horse, Space Force One has landed. 615 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,078 We are now Habitat One. 616 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,468 Habitat One to begin stage one structure prep. 617 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,846 - Eddie, please begin unloading. - Negative, Captain Ali. 618 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,181 - Sir? - You just had a long flight. 619 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,308 Maybe you should stretch your legs. 620 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:51,646 Captain Ali, I think that you should go for a walk. 621 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,774 Outside? A moon walk, sir? 622 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,818 Yes. See what the weather's like out there. 623 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:58,695 Need me to say it twice? 624 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,321 No.No, sir. 625 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:08,955 Okay. 626 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,326 It's good to be black on the moon. 627 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:30,703 Goddamnit. 628 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,717 Well, I guess we get to keep our jobs. 629 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,387 I fear I didn't keep it together. 630 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:52,600 Did we really just do what we really just did? 631 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,270 We really did. 632 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:09,677 If they were angry about something, they should've just called me.