1 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,519 We got lucky with the master-welder applicants. 2 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:21,813 These are the best in the nation. 3 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,357 Our top electrician prospect 4 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,360 is a contractor working out of Chicago. 5 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,697 He already has confidential security clearance, 6 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,115 so that should save some... 7 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,826 I'm sorry. Are we interrupting your workout? 8 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,870 Would you like us to come back when you're done? 9 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:39,706 Okay, cranky, I can still do this while you talk. 10 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:43,710 Well, if I'm cranky, it's because I'm running myself ragged 11 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:47,756 trying to adapt a four-year program for moon habitation 12 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:51,634 into something that's ready to launch three days from now. 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,761 China forced our hand. 14 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,221 If we don't get up there before they fortify their base, 15 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,931 they could keep us off the moon forever. 16 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:00,226 Sending construction workers into space. 17 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,811 What are we thinking? 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,106 Either we teach astronauts trades that may take years to master, 19 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,777 or we teach tradesmen to be passengers on a rocket bus. 20 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,530 Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. 21 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:15,033 Do not barf in your helmet, or you will drown. 22 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,077 Chan gets it. Maybe we should let him handle this. 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,746 No. Moon habitation is my life's work. 24 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,790 I just wanted to complain a bit. 25 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,917 Well, what a delightful waste of time. 26 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,379 We have to make the selections today to stay on schedule. 27 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,965 Would you like to call the winners with me? 28 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,510 Yeah. I can't. 29 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,053 I'm not gonna be around. 30 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,222 Chan, could you pack this stuff up for me? Thank you. 31 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,185 I've got my, conjugal visit today. 32 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,144 How are you feeling? 33 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,064 I'm nervous. It's been a while. 34 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,484 Don't put too much pressure on the act itself. 35 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,195 Arousal is birthed in the brain. 36 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:55,573 I can't tell you how creepy it is to watch you say the word "arousal." 37 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,450 Just, all right, listen. 38 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,661 I've, got a cover story. 39 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,787 I'm going to Denver. 40 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,372 You're going to Denver? 41 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,165 Hey, I'm going to Denver today, too. 42 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,875 I'm taking Captain Ali to the eye doctor. 43 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,793 Okay, good! 44 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,795 Just make sure her eyes are healed before the launch. 45 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,797 Well, we should carpool, General. Save some gas. 46 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,257 No. No. No. 47 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,675 No. No. 48 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,635 No, he's not going to... 49 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:16,678 No! 50 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,721 - I don't want to carpool. - Why not? 51 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:26,563 I find your presence grating. 52 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,401 Is it... Did... 53 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:33,945 I see. 54 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,989 I appreciate the feedback, sir. 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,332 - Do you think I hurt his feelings? - Yeah. 56 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,669 And I want you to include Fuck Tony in your final selection process. 57 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,004 Hey, General. 58 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,506 Have fun in Denver, sir. I've always wanted to go to Denver. 59 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,799 Thanks, spaceman. 60 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,093 Why on earth would I do that? 61 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,845 First time since 1972, 62 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,513 we're gonna have Americans walking on the moon. 63 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,931 They're gonna be instant heroes. 64 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,516 We need our media consultant for that. 65 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,726 Fair enough. 66 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,311 Have a good time in Denver, General. 67 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,189 Just know it may not be as great as you remember. 68 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,106 Thank you, Hildy. 69 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,774 Expectations managed. 70 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:15,111 People certainly seem invested in your fake trip. 71 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,696 They care about the old man 72 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,573 because they know the old man cares about them. 73 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,909 Any problems, Brad'll take care of them. 74 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,119 General, if I may offer some advice. 75 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,122 Downtown Denver will always be there. 76 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,625 Why not spend some time getting to know the other parts of the city? 77 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:32,045 That way, when you do go "downtown," 78 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,922 it will be that much more special. 79 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,423 Yes? Okay. 80 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,799 Happy travels. 81 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,095 I believe your code may have been cracked. 82 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,186 Yeah. No shit. 83 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,941 Hey, Bug. I was just getting ready to take off. 84 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,442 Heard you're gonna see Mom today. 85 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,319 - Yeah. - I'm coming with you. 86 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,574 I don't think that's a good idea. 87 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,034 Why not? 88 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,620 I don't know. 89 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,580 Okay. 90 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,042 Shit. 91 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,593 Jesus, Dad, what? 92 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,886 Nothing. Nothing. 93 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,681 It... 94 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,229 Let's break it down. 95 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,607 Okay, so we're looking for American heroes. 96 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,067 Let me be more clear. 97 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,778 We are looking for people who look like heroes. 98 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:39,821 No uggos. 99 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:43,449 Well, Abraham Lincoln is a hero, and he was pretty unattractive. 100 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,243 You're insane. He was gorgeous. 101 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,078 He was a Frankenstein without the bolts. 102 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,123 But, now, Gerald Ford... hochi mochi! 103 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:51,874 You kidding me with that guy? 104 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,668 - Yeah. - He was poured into that suit. 105 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,962 All-American, University of Michigan football player. 106 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,089 - Yes, please. - Yes, please! 107 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,591 - All day. - I also agree, but we have work to do. 108 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,926 Call the first one, Brad. 109 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,138 - Hello? - Mr. Ely, congratulations. 110 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,474 You have been selected for Project Mayflower, 111 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,269 and we need you in Wild Horse, ASAP. 112 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,897 I see you're working near Sheppard Air Force Base. 113 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,026 We can have a plane ready in an hour. Will that work? 114 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:22,322 Yeah, just need to hammer out the details of my contract first. 115 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:27,368 But the terms were agreed to during the preliminary calls, 116 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,369 were they not? 117 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,705 Yeah, I'm gonna need something more. 118 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,166 A million dollars. 119 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,839 I don't get paid a million dollars. 120 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:45,887 I mean, no government employee gets paid a million dollars, Mr. Ely. 121 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:50,308 No. I heard Coach Saban makes over seven million dollars a year. 122 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,269 - Roll Tide! - Roll, Tide, roll! 123 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,854 You would be a 'Bama fan. 124 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,773 - I'm so sorry for liking winners. - That's so perfect. 125 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,941 - Quiet, please. - Okay. 126 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,402 Sir, the United States of America 127 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,655 is building a permanent colony on the moon. 128 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,658 We are answering the call of destiny. 129 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,412 You would jeopardize your part in this over money? 130 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,789 Man. 131 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,540 You want me, 132 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,417 I should be compensated. 133 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,170 To be clear, I don't want you. 134 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:23,674 You're an unfortunate necessity, like tipping or... 135 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,301 colonoscopies. 136 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,136 So I'm a colonoscopy? 137 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,390 It was an off-the-cuff comparison, but I'll tell you what, 138 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,974 if it resonates for you... 139 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:32,975 Hey, man, fuck you! 140 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:33,976 Fuck you! 141 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:34,894 Fuck you! 142 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,479 Fuck you! 143 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,482 - Hey. - What? 144 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,525 Fuck you. 145 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,824 By the way, there is no need Mark should be privy 146 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,660 to the specifics of that conversation. 147 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,245 Are we all agreed? 148 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,496 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 149 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,343 - Okay. I don't wanna know. - All right. 150 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,636 - Stay here. I'll be back. - Ew. 151 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:41,961 Good choice. 152 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,713 You like K-Pop? 153 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,423 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 154 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,009 I mean, K-Pop kind of jacked their whole shit from black music, 155 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,343 but it's okay. 156 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:52,180 Actually, black people and Koreans have tons in common. 157 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,933 Barbecue's bangin', skincare is flawless. 158 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,186 You know I'm not Korean, right? 159 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,645 Yeah. Okay. 160 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,272 - Don't get offended. - I'm not. 161 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,399 It's not like you know where my people come from. 162 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,193 Well, where did your people come from? 163 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,194 I don't know. 164 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,905 In third grade, I had to do a heritage report, 165 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,657 and I just said, "Congo?" 166 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,118 I had just seen the movie Congo. 167 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,498 Sorry, I just have a thing about being mistaken for Korean. 168 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,375 All my Korean friends are hotheads. 169 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,045 One of 'em threw a fork at me in Marie Callender's. 170 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,254 Why? 171 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,589 I said something about his grandma. 172 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,590 Oof. 173 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,510 Okay, so your ethnicity's actually just asshole. 174 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,262 Grandma Kim was a bitch, though. 175 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,570 I miss the way your bumps feel against my body. 176 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,324 I think it's been a year since I've hugged someone. 177 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,660 Except for the Speaker of the House. 178 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,328 Different bumps. 179 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,746 Very different. 180 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,169 Look at you. 181 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,589 Wait a minute. Is that a knit tie? 182 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:09,632 Yeah. 183 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,218 Dr. Mallory thought that I could make it work. 184 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,886 Well, I like it. 185 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,596 - Thanks. - Take it off. 186 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,849 Okay. I will. I will. 187 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,977 You know, I was thinking of how we could 188 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,104 maximize our time here together. 189 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:26,107 There's a strategy in basketball called a two-for-one 190 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:31,946 in which the team tries to take a shot early in order to get the ball back 191 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,198 so they can shoot again before time runs out. 192 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,742 I like where your head is at. 193 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:37,994 - Yeah? - Okay. 194 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,791 Okay. 195 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,084 What's the secret here? 196 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,919 - It's a zipper. That's it. - All right. 197 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,841 How does that thing work? Okay. 198 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,593 What are we doing here? 199 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,011 - Yeah. - Agh. 200 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,723 I wish I had my multi-tool. They took it when I walked in. 201 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,934 Be careful, don't rip it. 202 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,519 Well, I'll buy you a new one. 203 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,021 Yeah, no, it's just that... 204 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,647 No, it comes out of my commissary, 205 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,941 and I'm almost at my limit for this month, so... 206 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,443 - Okay. All right. - I have to be... 207 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,236 All right. 208 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,996 Are you doing something different with your upper lip? 209 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:22,913 No. 210 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,875 Okay. 211 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,919 Just seems like it's a little more active. 212 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,172 I don't know. 213 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,423 - It's the same. - You know what? 214 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:36,594 Let's not think about a two-for-one or a three-for-one or any of that stuff. 215 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,472 Let's just, practice, all right? 216 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,057 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 217 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:42,642 All right. 218 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,646 Maybe we should see what happens if we... 219 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,898 All right. That might put us in the mood. 220 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,841 Yo! Erin! 221 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,682 How do you know my name? 222 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,602 Maggie's the only one who gets her beefcake helicoptered in. 223 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,479 Figured you must be her daughter. 224 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,440 She say you're smart, but you don't look it. 225 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,945 Okay, well, I am on this side of the fence, so... 226 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,907 Definitely Maggie's kid. 227 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:45,955 You're not gonna, like, shiv my mom in the shower 'cause I was mean, are you? 228 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,419 No. She'd probably put me out of the book club. 229 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,630 - Let's go. - Wait, wait, wait! Wait. 230 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,715 Sorry. 231 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,174 So, you know my mom? 232 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,093 How's she doing in there? 233 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,972 This is my rec time. You wanna talk? Keep up. 234 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:07,893 Keep going. 235 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,396 Yeah, just keep going straight. 236 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,273 Why are you're walking like a ninja? 237 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,608 Okay, can you just, like, lead me, please? 238 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,194 - No, no, no, no. - Like, just... 239 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,529 I'm not comfortable with that. 240 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,990 Two adult acquaintances should not be holding hands. 241 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:24,285 What? Why? Who are you trying to seem single for? 242 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,370 That guy? Ooh. He has cats. 243 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,705 I'm sorry, I just... 244 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,540 Since I can't see, my sense of smell is heightened. 245 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,458 Fine. 246 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,962 Hold on to my shirt. 247 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,839 - What? - Hold onto my shirt. 248 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,257 - I... - Come on. 249 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,050 No. No, this looks ridiculous. 250 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,385 How do you know? You can't see. 251 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,888 Because there's no version of a man leading a woman on a leash 252 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,055 that looks cool. 253 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,849 - Whoa! - Watch where I'm going! 254 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,393 I am! I just led you around a huge pile of spiders. 255 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,229 - Why... - Okay, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 256 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,647 It's a joke. 257 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,149 That was a joke. 258 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,943 Yeah, I get why it's funny. Right, because I can't see, 259 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,612 and I'm trying to protect myself, and I can't. 260 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,614 Yeah, that's very funny. You're very good at humor. 261 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,656 Thank you. 262 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,036 - What was that? - Your shadow? 263 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,375 So how's work? 264 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,002 It's fine. 265 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,796 Really? 266 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,631 Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,800 Rockets go up, rockets come down. 268 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,134 The usual. 269 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,054 Why was our last visit canceled? 270 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,555 It was nothing. 271 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,765 It was just a blip. 272 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,726 Louise said the president was mad at you. 273 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,478 No. It was a blip. 274 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,525 How's your work? 275 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,109 It's okay. 276 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,989 Yeah. I mean, I don't see myself cutting eyeglass lenses forever. 277 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,867 But you cannot get a library job 278 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,620 unless someone dies or gets beat really bad. 279 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,372 Well, give it time. 280 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,709 Yeah, Mark. Think I will give it time. 281 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,798 Maggie, I didn't mean to make you upset. 282 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:01,757 You didn't. 283 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,178 So how's everything else going? 284 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,346 Um... 285 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,099 I'm playing a lot of clarinet. 286 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,059 I always thought you wanted to play the harp. 287 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:15,437 Yeah. They don't allow string instruments in here. 288 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,065 It's a suicide-murder thing. 289 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,817 - Well... - Which is ridiculous, 290 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,070 'cause I could easily kill someone with a clarinet. You know? 291 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,446 Blunt force trauma. 292 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,533 Internal bleeding, or, smack, brain someone. 293 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,492 Jesus, Maggie. 294 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,910 Hey, I'm not gonna do it. 295 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,746 I'm just saying, I mean, I could, 296 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,375 given the opportunity and the right provocation, 297 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,668 the right provocation. 298 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,421 Well, I'm just... I'm glad you're learning an instrument. 299 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,883 Okay, we're only 100,000 over budget, 300 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,719 and we have to send the plumber the... Who... What tickets? 301 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,178 Brooks & Dunn. 302 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,930 Next candidate, please. 303 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,141 Well, that was the last one. 304 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,644 And we still don't have an electrician or an HVAC specialist. 305 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,606 I didn't anticipate so many people 306 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,358 losing their nerve at the last minute. 307 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,943 So you gotta improvise. 308 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,361 Launch what we got. 309 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,988 It's jazz, baby! 310 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,240 You seem like the type of guy who pretends to like jazz. 311 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,700 We can't improvise this. 312 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,704 Failure in either of those systems could be catastrophic, 313 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,080 and we don't have enough time 314 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:19,043 to launch another nationwide search for more candidates. 315 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,211 I mean... this is a disaster! 316 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,006 - Yeah. - My career is ruined! 317 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,674 I'm kaput! 318 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:32,139 No! I spent years training for this very moment! 319 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,849 There has to be a way. 320 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,811 Well, I found an electrician nearby with five stars. 321 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,148 He promises, "shockingly good results." 322 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,399 That's kinda fun. 323 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,776 Don't be an idiot, Brad. 324 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,110 Yeah, don't be foolish, Brad, 325 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,448 because anyone can have five stars if they only have one or two reviews. 326 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,575 How many reviews does he have? 327 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,926 Hey. Wait, are you dancing? 328 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,178 No. 329 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,639 I don't learn K-Pop dances. 330 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,641 There was like a fly in here. 331 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,601 You know? 332 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,033 Whoo. 333 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,415 Well, this explains how the cops caught you. 334 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,125 How are you not tired? 335 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,544 Used to run track when we lived in DC. 336 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:44,712 Not anymore? 337 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,839 Only when I go to prison, apparently. 338 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,134 So, how are you and my mom friends? 339 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,636 Everybody's friends with Maggie. 340 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,804 Or wants to be. 341 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,348 She runs the most exclusive book club in here. 342 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:57,891 Great. 343 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,520 My mom has more friends in prison than I do in the outside world. 344 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,982 You wouldn't happen to have, like, a meth-head daughter 345 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,151 I could grab brunch with sometime, would you? 346 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,659 Ha-ha. 347 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,581 Hey, remember our trip to Palo Duro Canyon? 348 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,208 God. 349 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,004 - Yeah, "America's second-largest canyon"? - Yeah. 350 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:30,049 What, did we think the Grand Canyon would be too overwhelming? 351 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,300 Stupid. 352 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,888 All right, well, when you get out, we will go to the Grand Canyon. 353 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,307 In 40 years? 354 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,933 I don't wanna talk about that. 355 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,977 Well, I... honey, I thought it might distract you. 356 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,646 Well, I don't need to be distracted. I need to accept what is. 357 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,523 Okay. Maggie, what's going on? 358 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,566 Nothing. 359 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,528 God. 360 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,614 I didn't want to do this till the end. 361 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,115 Do what? 362 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,409 Yeah. 363 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,455 Um, I think we need to talk about our relationship. 364 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,082 Um... 365 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,585 I think... I think we should have an open marriage. 366 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,631 Open to what, exactly? 367 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:16,678 Open to the, the notion of us having relationships that are intimate 368 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,515 with people that are accessible to us. 369 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,851 No. 370 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,478 No? Just like that? 371 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,562 Just like that. 372 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,939 You're being ridiculous. 373 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,398 Okay. 374 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,650 Let's see. 375 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,443 You have notes? 376 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,528 Well... 377 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,323 "Leaders must always be open to suggestions 378 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,826 that can improve the organization's vision." 379 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,536 Do not quote the Air Force handbook to me. 380 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,455 "Team members need to feel comfortable enough 381 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:47,000 to think outside the box and share their thoughts..." 382 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,918 This is stupid! 383 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,461 - "...and ideas..." - No. 384 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,090 "...without fear of being shut down or discounted. 385 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,051 It is the hallmark of a trust-based team." 386 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,262 I'm not even in the Air Force anymore. 387 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,557 I'm gonna be in here for 40 years. 388 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,519 I would like to have a relationship with a human being 389 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,563 without having to be dishonest. 390 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,274 This is a woman's prison, Maggie. You're not gay. 391 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,316 No! 392 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,153 But I'm not 100% straight, either. 393 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,863 You're bisexual? 394 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,030 It's complicated. 395 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,408 Well, great. Lay it on me. 396 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,826 I can deal with complicated. 397 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,786 I talk to scientists all day long. 398 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,246 About their sexual needs? 399 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,665 I could. I choose not to. 400 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,458 All right, Mark. 401 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,796 Okay, this has nothing to do with how good we are when we're together. 402 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,341 This is about what happens when you leave here 403 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,343 and go back to live your life. 404 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,390 Well, then... 405 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,644 why don't you just ask me for a divorce? 406 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,772 No! 407 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,735 No. Our marriage... 408 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:59,698 Our marriage is not just about sexual exclusivity. 409 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,160 It's... It's about love. 410 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,288 And honesty and support. 411 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,081 And Erin. 412 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,003 It's a declaration to the whole world 413 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,506 that we've got each other's backs, no matter what. 414 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,884 And I don't wanna lose that. 415 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,845 Do you? 416 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,607 Okay. 417 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,027 What are we doing? 418 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,613 We've been apart too long. 419 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,617 We've forgotten how good we are together. 420 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,330 No. It's not about that, Mark. 421 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,792 God. Okay. Well, that's unfair. 422 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,379 Hey. 423 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,298 I love you. 424 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,219 I love you, too. 425 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,946 If that zipper doesn't come straight down, 426 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,573 I am bombing this place to dust. 427 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,036 So, it's the same show, just two different names. 428 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,749 No. One is Fullmetal Alchemist, one is Fullmetal Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. 429 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,668 - Two different shows. - Right, so one's a sequel. 430 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:35,585 Okay, I got it. 431 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,628 No! 432 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:37,754 It's parallel! 433 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,923 They're like, alternate dimensions. 434 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,591 What, like one of 'em's a dream? 435 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,469 Full Metal Alchemist came first, but it caught up to the manga, 436 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,346 so they have to make up their own stuff. 437 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,432 Brotherhood came after the manga! 438 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,851 Okay, but which one has Batman? 439 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,561 What are you talking about? 440 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:05,198 Do not mansplain anime to me, you rude, rude bitch. 441 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,825 I can't wait to get rid of you. 442 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,201 Really? 443 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,955 Is that why we've taken, like, 20 right turns in a row? 444 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,750 Construction detour. 445 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,668 You have kidnapped a woman 446 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,712 so you can yell at her about cartoons. 447 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,880 How dare you? 448 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,675 - Ooh. - That was great. 449 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,263 Maybe not as great as, New Year's Eve '99, 450 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,976 but it's hard to top that Y2K combination of excitement and fear. 451 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,312 That was incredible. 452 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,355 We're incredible. 453 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,190 - Yeah. - We're incredible together. 454 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,401 There's nothing in here that can compare to our history. 455 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,694 Definitely not. 456 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,529 So it's decided? 457 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:45,989 Close it up? 458 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,491 Close the marriage? 459 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,117 Post a sentry? 460 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,203 Trespassers will be shot on sight. 461 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,746 No. 462 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,716 Mags, I don't want this. I don't want the open thing. 463 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,303 Are you really okay with being alone all year, 464 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,888 except for eight hours? 465 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,725 Really? There's no one out there you wanna date? 466 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:16,853 No. 467 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,439 Was that a pause? 468 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,691 - No. No, it wasn't a pause. - Come on! 469 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,277 I don't wanna date anybody else, Maggie. Just you. 470 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,404 Okay. 471 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,824 There someone you wanna date? 472 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,995 I think an open marriage could work for us. 473 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:38,542 The countdown on our conventional marriage started as soon as I got arrested. 474 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,586 No, it didn't, because I would wait for you forever. 475 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,464 Because that is what I signed on for when we got married. 476 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,426 So both of us should suffer needlessly? 477 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,677 What's the value in that? 478 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,929 Look, I don't mind suffering needlessly. 479 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,055 That's fine. 480 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,473 I'll be fine. 481 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,142 You would not be fine with that? 482 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,309 No! 483 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,565 I'm not fine with having sex only twice a year, 484 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,359 and that's only when the president allows it, by the way. 485 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,278 It's more than twice a year. It's two visits a year. 486 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,363 I can have sex with you three times each visit. 487 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,781 That's six times. 488 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,241 Maybe I could go for four. 489 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,160 No, I can't do four. 490 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,703 I could do three, though. 491 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,204 I'd definitely go for three. 492 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,917 Boy. 493 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,676 Everybody line up! 494 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,429 That's us. 495 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,848 I'll tell your mom you say "hi." 496 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,518 Thanks for the workout. 497 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:43,023 That was actually the first run I've been on since I quit cross-country. 498 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,483 Feels good, don't it? 499 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,027 It's freedom. 500 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,490 Yeah. 501 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,825 Bye. 502 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:23,230 Maggie, what kind of man breaks his own vows? 503 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,733 You can't just change 'em after the fact. That's not how they work. 504 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,859 But why not? 505 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,736 Why not? Growing up, 506 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,989 there are other people telling us what's right and what's wrong. 507 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,991 Well, we're the grow-ups now. 508 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:40,622 The whole point of being faithful is to avoid hurting the person you love. 509 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,624 We love each other, 510 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,752 but being faithful is hurting us. 511 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:52,509 You've been such a good man for so long. 512 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,471 You deserve to be happy. 513 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,642 So do you. 514 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,688 Thanks. 515 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,278 I wanted Denver, and I got California. 516 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,202 In three days' time, a rocket crewed by astronauts, 517 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,538 members of the military, 518 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:24,541 and a group of world-class tradespeople 519 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,960 will take off from this base 520 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:30,589 to build an American town on the moon. 521 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:34,467 We would like you both to be on that rocket. 522 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,219 Any questions? 523 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,639 Which moon are we going to? 524 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,184 The one you're familiar with. 525 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,812 How'd you get my number? I'm unlisted. 526 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,606 Angie's List. 527 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,859 Are they serving dinner on the flight? 528 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,736 Meals will be provided. 529 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,446 - Right? Is that right? - Yes. 530 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:55,947 Meals will be provided, so... 531 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,325 Are we expected to breed? 532 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,202 No. 533 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:04,998 Can I bring my cat? 534 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:07,334 Can she bring her cat? 535 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,418 - Come on. - No. 536 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,502 - Sorry. - No. 537 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,089 If we are required to breed, do I have a choice? 538 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:14,716 Is it her? 539 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,134 That's a great question. 540 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,803 He's saying if they have to have sex, could it be her? 541 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,097 - He could be into it. - I understood. Thank you. 542 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,019 If it will be required, you will be given a choice, yes. 543 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,064 I get an hour for lunch. 544 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:30,523 Understood. 545 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,942 When is Christmas on the moon? 546 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:35,862 It's the usual time. 547 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,073 After Christmas Eve. 548 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,699 Werewolves. 549 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:45,789 Have you addressed the possible hazard of werewolves on the moon, 550 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,750 in their prime environment? 551 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,879 I understand that you can grow up to two inches on the moon. 552 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,173 Is that in all directions? 553 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,192 So... 554 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,695 ...what should we tell people? 555 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,780 Whatever we want. 556 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,365 We make the rules. 557 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,702 Never made my own rules before. 558 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,620 Sounds like fun. 559 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,705 It is. 560 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:27,956 Let's go. 561 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,208 Shoot, I gotta get in line. 562 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,091 Dad! 563 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:21,551 What the fuck?