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POTUS is still mad
about the whole India thing.
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So, as punishment, he wants us
to partner with private industry.
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Specifically, he wants us
to use this tech guru's new fuel
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in the lunar satellite launch.
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Not her.
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{\an8}Ed... Edison Jaymes?
Are you kidding me?
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No. She's gonna be here in a few minutes
to inspect the base
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and make sure
that we are worthy of her product.
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I read about that.
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It's supposedly half as heavy
as normal fuel, and no pollutants.
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I mean, that would be a game changer.
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God, I am so sick of people
fawning over these young tech moguls.
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The government is plenty innovative.
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Did you know that the US Postal Service
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issues a new Christmas stamp
every Christmas
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and has done so for the past 200 years?
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Mark, I don't think the Postal Service
still exists.
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- Well, I think they do.
- No.
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Where do you think our funding came from?
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She's late.
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She's too rich to be late.
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Rich people are such babies.
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There she is.
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Well, jeans
and $100,000 worth of diamonds.
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That's a good look.
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It's a confusing look.
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I don't know whether she's going
to Cinderella's ball or a pig roast.
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Fuck. Fuck me.
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You bite the inside of your mouth?
I've done that.
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No. That's Hannah Howard.
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We came up in the PR world together.
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She single-handedly orchestrated
my dismissal from American Apparel
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by leaking my text messages.
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She is by far the worst person
I have ever met in my entire life.
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Hannah!
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My God, I'm coming down.
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You look amazing!
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Ms. Jaymes?
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Here he is.
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Nice to meet you.
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- General Naird.
- Welcome to Space...
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Good to tweet?
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- Yes, with the usual adjustments.
- Of course.
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When POTUS called me
and asked me to help you guys out,
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I was stoked.
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I was stoked as well. And... amped.
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Yeah. Not just for our country,
but my rocket fuel needs customers.
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And you'll have to forgive me
if I sound like a woman on a mission,
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but I am one.
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You see, my fuel
makes your rocket burn more cleanly.
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Well done.
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Please.
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Have you made any new friends yet?
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No, Grandpa.
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I still have my old friends in DC.
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No, you don't.
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People move on fast at your age.
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I can't name one friend
I had in high school.
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I'm guessing there was an Al.
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There were a lot of Als back then.
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Most of them died during the war, though.
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That's why there's no more Als.
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Cool.
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Hey, put your mom on.
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My phone's at one percent,
and Mom's in prison.
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My gosh.
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Darling,
you've got to keep your phone char...
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Great.
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Nice.
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Very...
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very...
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nice.
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Ooh. Fancy.
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License and registration, miss!
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Jesus Christ!
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Duncan, you scared the shit out of me!
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I'm sorry.
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- Should I get rags or paper towels?
- No.
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- My mom hates wasting paper towels...
- No, no.
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...but folks don't sell rags in Colorado...
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Just move. Move, move, move!
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Just go. Go, go, go!
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This is a sample
of the treatment I recently developed
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for methicillin-resistant pathogens
in space.
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Bleh. God, that thing. Six months
and a bunch of rats over budget.
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At the biotech arm of Edison Jaymes,
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it would have taken us half the time
and a quarter of the rats.
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Well, always said
we spend way too much money on the rats.
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Well, it didn't take that long.
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I did invent a medicine, after all.
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Thank you for signing these NDAs.
Standard procedure.
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Thank you for signing these NDAs.
You get it.
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You know what an NDA is,
don't you, Scarapiducci?
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So cute. You know what?
Ours don't even need to be signed.
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- You sign them just by being here.
- Never heard of that.
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What you don't know about this place
could fill a giant underground silo
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that you don't even know exists.
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Is that where they keep your office?
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No.
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Hey!
I heard you know some shit about plants.
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Let's see.
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I'm an astrobotanist
with an advanced degree
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in cross-pollination
and dry terrain root systems.
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What does that mean?
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I know some shit about plants.
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Sorry. Who are you?
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I'm Captain Angela Ali.
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I wanna learn astrobotany.
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For fun.
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Well, I'm not a science tutor.
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Well, I'll pay you 50 bucks an hour.
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I could do every day from noon to one.
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Great. Meet me here. Please be organized,
be prepped, and be early.
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I really don't wanna pay for, like,
"Hi, how are you, weather" bullshit.
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Cool! I haven't started,
and I already wanna quit.
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So glad I made this choice.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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Wow.
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Which one of these awards
means the most to you?
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Bronze Star.
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I was shot down over Bosnia,
survived on worms for six days.
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I did that.
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On an episode of Bear Grylls.
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Yeah. Very keto.
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Okay.
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I used a sponge to collect rainwater
and store it in plastic bags.
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Where did you get a sponge
and plastic bags?
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Piddle pack.
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Pilots use them to relieve themselves.
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Sexually.
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No, no. Like going to the bathroom.
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My God.
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General Mark Naird,
do you know what you are?
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No, no, no, no.
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I am not a deviant.
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I didn't pee on the sponge and then use
that same sponge to collect rainwater.
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- That's not my thing.
- Right.No. No.
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You are an innovator!
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Okay.
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- You are.
- Yeah.
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- Well...
- Think about it.
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That was very MacGyver.
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If that's not innovation,
then I don't even know what is.
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I wouldn't really call it innovation.
It was just something that I did.
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It was just using the tools
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- that I had at my disposal.
- Come on.
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I have an idea, from time to time.
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- I had a feeling.
- I am not a tech whiz like you,
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but I think of some things.
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- Tell me. Tell me!
- No. No, they're silly.
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I wanna hear.
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Okay.
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So you know how people shake hands
all over the world?
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It's a universal thing.
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It is a sign of respect, decency.
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Yeah. It's a normal human handshake.
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Exactly. So imagine a device,
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like a mannequin, with a shakable arm.
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And you put one in Times Square.
You put on in Tiananmen Square.
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It's all linked up technologically.
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You've got video screens.
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You can shake the hand
of someone in China.
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It's brilliant.
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- Bringing strangers together.
- That's exactly right!
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That's what I've been saying!
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- I love it.
- Shaking hands across the world.
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Will that be its name?
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Yes.
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It's good.
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So... And inside the booth,
there's an attendant.
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That precludes
any sort of sexual shenanigans going on.
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And you don't have to tip the attendant
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because it's part
of the cost of admission.
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It's all covered.
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Okay.
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It sounds silly when you just say it
to people, but it's...
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No! No, it does not.
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Mark, this is your vision.
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I don't want you to shame it.
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You believe in it,
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and you will change the world.
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Well...
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Wow.
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Okay. We need to get our stories straight.
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The guy who spilled the soft serve
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was a rich white guy
in a "Where's Waldo" T-shirt.
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See?
That's so specific, people will buy it.
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I don't know. I can't picture it.
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You can't picture people believing it?
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No, I can't picture
what you're describing.
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I don't have that ability.
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Okay.
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Close your eyes.
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Ronald McDonald on a surfboard.
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What do you see?
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Nothing.
It's just like staring at a blank page.
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My God.
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You have no imagination. That's...
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That's adorable.
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Hey, it's a real condition.
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Aphantasia.
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Yes. Well, way to sell yourself.
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So, what are your strengths?
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That is one of my strengths.
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I can stare at a cereal box.
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That's like watching HBO to me.
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I can't wait to talk to you
about the nuts and bolts of your fuel,
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the actual chemistry.
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Patience, Dr. Mallory.
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I'm about to answer all of your questions.
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In fact,
may I invite you to a little barbecue?
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- Your phone.
- No, thank you.
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You have to put it in the secure case,
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which will open again
after the demo is over.
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No phones is part of the NDA you signed.
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Yeah, no,
I don't think I'll be doing that,
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because the last time
I handed you my phone,
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I wasn't allowed within 300 feet
of my own fucking office.
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Are you still holding a grudge?
Don't be petulant, Anthony.
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"Don't be petulant, Anthony."
You're a goblin.
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- What? What are you doing?
- The ankle.
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- The holster on your ankle...
- This is so...
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- ...that you hand-stitched yourself.
- This is stupid.
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You are pathetic. Jesus Christ.
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For generations,
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chemists have looked to the stars
and asked a question:
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Can a fuel be created
that consumes its own exhaust?
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Those chemists were men,
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and the answer was no.
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And then I came along.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
presenting Skinny Fuel...
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a rosé colored rocket fuel
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cheaper, lighter, and cleaner
than any fuel ever created.
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I can't help but be impressed.
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- Thank you.
- But it's just that NASA astrochemists
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have been trying to concoct a solution
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with the same end result for years,
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so, what is the molecular structure,
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and how did you arrive at it?
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Excellent. Thank you.
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Edison Jaymes
is a publicly traded company,
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and it would be unfair to our stockholders
to share proprietary information.
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However...
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I can demonstrate for you.
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This...
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...regular Kingsford lighter fuel.
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And this...
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is Skinny Fuel.
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Thank you.
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So, why won't she be open
about the chemistry?
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That seems really sketchy.
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You're not jealous, are you?
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Just because she answered the question
no male scientist could?
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Excuse me, Mark,
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I'm on the board
of Cincinnati Women in STEM.
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This is about the science.
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00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,341
I think she covered it
with her presentation.
259
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,843
No, she told us nothing.
260
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,803
She doesn't even need the fuel to work.
261
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:48,142
She can fundraise off the mere fact
of having gotten her fuel into a rocket,
262
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,145
and then she can always blame us
if it all goes sideways.
263
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,271
This is classic.
264
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,690
As soon as somebody thinks
that I am smart,
265
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,233
you decide that they are dumb.
266
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,487
What did you discuss in here, exactly?
267
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,115
Noth... We just exchanged some ideas,
I offered some of mine.
268
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,910
Such as... what? The six-day workweek?
269
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,412
The pear-grape hybrid?
270
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:16,086
Did you discuss with her
your idea for a handshaking machine,
271
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:21,842
which I swear to you,
people will only use to jerk off into?
272
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,013
I added an attendant
after your feedback, Adrian.
273
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,892
Look, I am the one who is in charge here.
274
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,228
We're going with the Skinny Fuel.
That's final.
275
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,270
Damn it.
276
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397
- Adrian. Adrian! Wait.
- What?
277
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,359
Are we still going tie shopping later
at Walmart?
278
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,528
My conjugal visit is next week.
279
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,072
No. You have great ideas. You go.
280
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,951
And anyway,
they have fantastic fashion consultants.
281
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,203
They're the ones wearing the red vests.
282
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,329
You dick.
283
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,042
I hope I'm not interrupting.
284
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,753
No, no, no. just a heated discussion
with a colleague.
285
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,214
Well, I do know a little bit
about fashion,
286
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,549
if you'd like another opinion.
287
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,095
Dude, you're late.
288
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,346
I texted you.
289
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,265
Okay, I want a discount on my hour.
290
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,767
Jesus, for someone
who's trying to study botany for fun,
291
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,978
you're taking your shit really seriously.
292
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:18,941
Okay, fine. It's for the AAT.
I wanna be an astronaut.
293
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,901
You wanna be an astronaut?
294
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,736
Yeah, what?
You think I can't fly a spaceship?
295
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,822
No, I didn't say that. Go fly a spaceship.
296
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,283
I'm sure you'd be
a real calming presence up there.
297
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,369
The others will love being trapped
in a tiny capsule with you
298
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,496
in the vacuum of space.
299
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,915
Just... Could we study plants, please?
300
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,922
This is my new fashion website. "Shrt."
301
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,258
You got a little typo.
302
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,093
Might wanna fix that
before you roll this thing out.
303
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,345
This was a team effort.
304
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,598
And there is no "I" in "shirt."
305
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,517
Okay.
306
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,436
So you answered your survey,
the six questions?
307
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,979
- Yeah.
- Okay.
308
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,064
Let's see what the algorithm says
you should wear.
309
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,317
Algorithm. That's crazy.
310
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,282
Okay, well...
311
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:15,164
I've never... worn anything that purposely
showed off my ankles before.
312
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,248
Don't you love it, though?
313
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,042
Nah... no, I don't, actually.
314
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,793
- It looks kind of goofy.
- Goofy?
315
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,211
Not me. It's just not me.
316
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,089
Mark, you need to believe in yourself.
317
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,634
Your ankles look beautiful.
318
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,720
You look amazing.
319
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,681
Your wife is going to love this.
320
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,309
Really?
321
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,103
Okay.
322
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,271
Okay. You know what?
323
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,482
You may be the publicist
to a major celebrity,
324
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,402
but I am the publicist
to man's search for something grander,
325
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,988
something that transcends this world.
326
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,699
Fuck you. I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous.
327
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,368
What are they even doing in there?
328
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,869
It's a new venture.
329
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,579
Blue Apron meets Bonobos.
330
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,122
The algorithm tells you
it loves your pants
331
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,083
regardless of how fat your ass looks.
332
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,669
She's doing that,
and she has a rocket fuel?
333
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,381
Yeah. Skinny Fuel is like
one of 100 projects she's developing.
334
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,675
'Cause if one thing works,
nobody remembers the failures.
335
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,136
What do you mean, "if" one thing works?
336
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,097
I mean, "when."
337
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,808
Hannah, does the rocket fuel work?
338
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,768
Yeah.
339
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,354
Hannah.
340
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,485
Botany's actually, like,
pretty self-explanatory.
341
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,029
"Chloroplast and Epidural Stomata."
342
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,323
Yeah, these words just define themselves.
343
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,950
Right?
344
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,910
Do you not know Latin?
345
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,705
Okay, just teach me
like I'm a child who knows nothing,
346
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,456
but also,
don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
347
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,501
Okay, that's gonna be
a little bit of a high-wire act.
348
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,795
And can we pick up the pace, please?
It's been 20 minutes,
349
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,047
and I have learned,
like, literally nothing.
350
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,340
Okay, you gotta calm down.
351
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,135
If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it my way. Okay?
352
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,678
I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat.
353
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,723
Cool! Yeah, yeah, let's all kick back.
Just get a bite to eat.
354
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,516
Why don't we just order in
and watch Frasier?
355
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,810
I have shit to do, bro. Do you see this?
356
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,353
Okay, "bro."
357
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,231
Nice talking to you
for the second time in my life.
358
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,400
Okay, hey.
359
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,526
Wait. I'm sorry.
360
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,527
I'm just...
361
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:15,909
God, saying you want to be an astronaut
after age, like, eight, feels very silly.
362
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,204
I just really need you
to take me seriously.
363
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,665
I do take you seriously.
364
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,129
I mean, maybe not as serious as you
take yourself, but that's off the charts.
365
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,714
Yeah.
366
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,843
If you're gonna get a snack,
I will take a Rocket Pie.
367
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,553
Peanut butter or banana, please.
368
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,555
- What if they have both?
- Ooh.
369
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,973
Good question.
370
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,600
Peanu...
371
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,393
nana...
372
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,271
butter-peanut-nana-banana.
373
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,482
No, coconut or lime.
374
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,361
Well, if you die in space,
it'll be from murder.
375
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,158
You excited?
376
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,242
Sure am.
377
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,579
But how are you feeling, Mark?
Are you excited?
378
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,747
About the launch?
379
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,707
You are going to love it.
380
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,626
Am I?
381
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,422
- My God. What is he doing?
- It's me! Can I talk to you?
382
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,217
Let's not incinerate my media manager.
I'll be right back.
383
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,263
Okay, General, I never get involved
384
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,307
in whether people
are telling the truth or lying.
385
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,935
I mean, those words carry
very little meaning to me,
386
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,396
but something one of Edison's people said,
it's got me worried.
387
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,689
What was that?
388
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,608
"Yeah."
389
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,196
Sorry, guess it was more how she said it.
I asked, "Does the rocket fuel work?"
390
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,406
Then she said, "Yeah."
391
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,702
I'm butchering it. She said it like this.
She said it like this.
392
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:42,663
"Yeah."
393
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,040
Fuck. She said, "Yeah."
394
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,167
It doesn't matter.
395
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:51,922
As a publicist, I never reveal my sources,
but it was Hannah.
396
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,720
Dr. Mallory, come with me.
397
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,140
And, Tony, nicely done.
398
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,187
Fuck you, American Apparel.
399
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,939
What's going on?
400
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,858
It's a simple scientific formula.
401
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,403
When a guy as full of BS as Tony
calls BS on someone else,
402
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,113
that is BS squared.
403
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:21,118
I wouldn't call it a scientific formula,
but, okay.
404
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,955
Our first crime together.
405
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,791
May there be many more.
406
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,922
So...
407
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,341
What...
408
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,677
what have you been reading lately?
409
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,470
Excuse me?
410
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,097
Nothing. Nothing.
411
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:46,518
Just that, that Denver airport
sure is crazy?
412
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,606
Duncan, have you been reading
to impress me?
413
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,191
No. No.
414
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,027
But if I had, would you be impressed?
415
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,196
I very much...
416
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,114
might.
417
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,826
So...
418
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,122
that, Denver airport.
419
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,251
Well, I read it was two billion dollars
over budget.
420
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,212
Ooh, I was not aware.
421
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,215
Yeah.
And many believe that the money was used
422
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,675
to build underground meeting rooms
423
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,136
for those who control the world economy.
424
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,347
The Illuminati.
425
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,557
Wait.
426
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,976
What are you reading?
427
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,478
Websites.
428
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,569
Did you know that
the queen of England...
429
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,198
The queen of England
is the largest drug pusher in the world?
430
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,658
No, seriously.
431
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,744
And she killed Jeffrey Epstein
with her bare hands.
432
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,914
And she leaves one of her fingernails
real long
433
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,582
and has poison on the tip.
434
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,126
Wow.
435
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,675
Ten, nine, eight,
436
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,844
seven, six, five,
437
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,389
four, three,
438
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,182
two, one.
439
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,770
Okay, so far, so good.
440
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,355
Fingers crossed.
441
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,817
Don't worry. I adjusted the fuel ratios.
442
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,901
Off the books.
443
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,112
I hope that's all right.
444
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,741
Well, how much Skinny Fuel
did you end up using?
445
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,077
Zero.
446
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,787
Thank you.
447
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,709
It's... completely off the books?
448
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,960
One hundred percent.
449
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,379
Booster separation complete.
450
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,178
If there's ever anything
I can do for you...
451
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,890
Actually, you can call POTUS.
452
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,184
And you can tell him
that we're doing just fine.
453
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,563
We don't need any outside help
from the private sector.
454
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,649
- Something like that.
- You got it.
455
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,692
Okay.
456
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:02,904
It's beautiful, isn't it?
457
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,032
It's not running on Kingsford.
458
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,409
Okay.
459
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,327
Cute.
460
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,289
Congratulations, Ms. Jaymes.
461
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:17,294
Today you appeared to have
a very successful launch with your fuel.
462
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,295
Thank you.
463
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,049
Um, don't take this the wrong way,
but you could use some mouthwash.
464
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,594
Well,
perhaps the breath refreshment sector
465
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,555
is where you should redirect your efforts.
466
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,308
That feels a bit more feasible for you.
467
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,562
If you ever get big and powerful one day,
come see me.
468
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,564
I might have
an extremely low-level position for you.
469
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,483
Or maybe one day
you'll be big and powerful enough
470
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,027
- for me to take you seriously.
- Maybe we'll both be big and powerful.
471
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,070
Maybe we will.
472
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,332
Fuck!
473
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,876
All right, so take...
474
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,508
Why does my car
smell like baby vomit?
475
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:13,975
So...
476
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,936
what do you make...
477
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:18,605
of this one?
478
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,482
It's brown.
479
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:21,983
Brown doesn't go with anything.
480
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,195
There are things
that go with brown, I'm sure.
481
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,449
Thank God I have you.
482
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,078
That's a very nice thing to say.
483
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,081
- I like that.
- That one? Pretty.
484
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,044
Yeah?
485
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:45,757
The Prospector Satellite
is now in orbit around the moon.
486
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,301
Good! Is the camera transmitting yet?
487
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,012
Yes, sir. We have our first images.
488
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,347
Very good.
489
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,016
Excellent.
490
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,353
That's a beautiful shot.
491
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,981
You might enjoy
scrolling through these quickly.
492
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:03,942
What is that?
493
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,822
We're not 100 percent sure
what that is yet.
494
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,077
The Chinese flag.
495
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,662
What?
496
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,747
What?
497
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,583
Did... Did you...
498
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,460
Wow! Look at that!
499
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,254
I had no idea they were that far along.
500
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,465
That's something.
501
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,592
Good for them!
502
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,969
That's great.
503
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,597
Got a...
504
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,683
I am happy for them.
505
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,685
They really are there.
506
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:39,978
Look at that.
507
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:45,233
Shit!
508
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:49,070
Those Chinese bastards did it.
509
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:50,906
They did it!
510
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,493
Ha! That is rich.