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NETFLIX 原創影集

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有帶膠帶嗎，太空弟兄？

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- 有，長官
- 很好

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你們要是被紅隊用BB槍打中

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只有幾秒鐘時間補洞

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否則空氣會由作戰服漏光

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你們便會被主審判定死亡

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是因為月球上沒空氣嗎，長官？

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沒錯，小子

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將軍，要是我們被擊中…

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盡量不要被擊中

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設法先擊中那些紅隊的空軍弟兄

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是，長官

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不過假設我的作戰服被仙人掌刺破

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我該躺著等太空之旗結束嗎，長官？

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等等，躺著？

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你說“躺著”是什麼意思？

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你好像很想要躺著

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重點不是要躺著，而是要戰鬥

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可是…

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長官，可是裝備很重，而且很熱

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“一定會很熱”

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對，我們要去沙漠，還有嗎？

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我已經有點想睡覺了，長官

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我的天啊

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別擔心，你們每個人在戰場上
都會穿一套外骨骼

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那傢伙是打哪來的？

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鋼鐵人的腿甲

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你們每人會配一名科學家

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他們能遠端控制你們回基地

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不管你們還有沒有意識

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請允許我在腿甲走路時打瞌睡，長官

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不行

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不能打瞌睡，只有新生兒才打瞌睡

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振作點，太空弟兄

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這場軍事演習十分重要

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能協助我們挑出要買哪套外骨骼系統

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是洛克希德，或是雷神

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科學家先生，哪一套比較舒服？

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夠了！別鬧了，弟兄

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你們只需要認真作戰

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盡力作戰

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並知道馬洛里博士

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在為太空部隊打理最佳裝備

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就算液壓系統九成都已損壞

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XR-11外骨骼還是能健步如飛

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那肢體活動呢？

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（我在聽資訊廣告）

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傳訊息

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（只是講者是軍火商
而不是在賣腹肌訓練器）

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{\an8}“太空人應該互助合作
而不是互相殘殺”

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{\an8}有點搞錯重點了

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他不太喜歡軍事演習

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但他絕對是最適合決定
我們要用什麼科技的人選

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太空弟兄

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我們今天要開展的是一場盛大冒險

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我們受訓要面對最壞情境

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但最佳情境是我們得以殖民銀河

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想像一下，多年以後

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你可以在遙遠的星球上收成玉米

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馬克

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他打來了

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馬洛里博士

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我撐完兩場報告了

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就演出而言，他們讓野馬高中的程度

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看起來像是西區劇院一樣

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- 抱歉
- 哪一套能給我們最大優勢？

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我會選洛克希德

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洛克希德，很好

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兩套的設計

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都只能讓太空裝
在太空弟兄被殺後回基地

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太空裝耗資數百萬

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太空弟兄則便宜得多

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好，收到，通話結束

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兩套都不是設計來保命

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這些系統基本上就是高科技屍袋

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- 不過軍隊的儀式屠宰…
- 是那個

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好，掛掉了，手機唷

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好了

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我們有最棒的系統了

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現在該來討論戰術了

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奈德將軍坐著啜飲咖啡

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這有可能是他的最後一杯了

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你在幹什麼？

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我要以隨軍記者身分參戰

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英勇實戰採訪這次演習

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要是讓我在戰場看到你
我就把你爆頭

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你不會看到我的

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久經征戰的將軍保持距離

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不知如何表現他對這年輕記者的讚賞

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很好，你來得正好

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我需要你今天一整天都在我旁邊

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你是最接近我副手的人物

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所以在軍事演習中，你就是我的副官

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在現實生活中，我是一點興趣都沒有

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長達整整五年

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我都在空軍演習擔任基克的副官

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他最想看到的就是我一敗塗地

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好吧，謝謝你賜我這個頭銜

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在假戰爭中擔任無實權的虛構副官

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好，重要的事情先做：會前會

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會前會有點像是拳擊手的互瞪比賽

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那我在拳擊場上的深厚經驗

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終於能派上用場了

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其實…

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好吧，我本來不打算說的，不過…

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該怎麼說才好？

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這些人有一套很嚴格的行為準則

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這套準則可能很霸道又過於陽剛

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你為什麼要自尋羞辱？

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我的行為哪裡招致嘲諷了？

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這個嘛…

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你走路的樣子

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手臂像麵條一樣

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有點…

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我們要去作戰，你卻穿得像安妮霍爾

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你或許可以穿件…

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我該怎麼…

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好吧

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你或許可以比較…

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脫掉…

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天啊

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拜託別逼我說出冒犯的話，好嗎？

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所以我現在要聽從

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過去40年來都穿著

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同一套尼龍棉斜紋長褲的人

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給我服裝建議？

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艾德安，一致性是有其力量的

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我懂，馬克

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- 你的穿著是為了防禦用途
- 正是

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而我的穿衣風格則是
要勇敢表達我大無畏的個性

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這豈不是很諷刺嗎，軍人先生？

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不…不要…

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好啦，我知道你想表達什麼了

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看看是誰來了，弟兄們

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馬克宅德將軍

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真會說笑

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我如果絞盡腦汁

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說不定也能拿你的姓氏
想出一個好笑的哏，桂伯斯頓將軍

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馬洛里博士你好

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將軍好

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你是來評估外骨骼的嗎？

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我是馬克的左右手，他的副官

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非常進步，奈德

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這是我的副手，克拉克盧芬奇

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他的手臂看起來像鋼鐵打造的

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我們會把你們吃乾抹淨，阿宅

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再用你們的皮膚擦屁股

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真的嗎？

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我們會把你吃乾抹淨
再用我們的皮膚擦你們的屁股

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心理戰棋局開打了

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頂多算是貪吃河馬棋而已

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這些燈有什麼問題？

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抱歉，我想說這樣會比較有戲劇效果

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身為陸軍代表

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他們要我擔任今天太空之旗的裁判

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由太空部隊對上空軍紅隊

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歡迎面對多重挑戰

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測驗你們各領域太空戰技的齊備狀態

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最後高潮是進行月球步兵模擬戰

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請問如果根據科學與電腦計算
我們各種項目都獲勝

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真的還有必要比月球雷射槍戰嗎？

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當然有必要

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這場模擬戰值一百分

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比賽的其餘項目大概只值三十分

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所以也就是說

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基本上就是以月球上打巴掌決勝負？

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- 是模擬戰
- 模擬戰

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好了，空軍選擇雷神外骨骼

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太空部隊選擇洛克希德外骨骼

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沒搞錯吧

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吉姆，我就在這，我聽得到

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博特，我有點擔心

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這場競賽的某些體能層面問題

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我敢說你怕死了

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基克的空軍弟兄正值全盛期

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太空部隊則是新部隊

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主要成員為青少年菜鳥新兵

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以及花了十年攻讀博士的老太空人

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藉口就跟屁眼一樣，奈德

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你就是個巨大藉口

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我可以先告辭嗎？

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我想跟科學家同僚去參加科技活動

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放他們在這裡比睪固酮對決

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不好意思，我為奈德的鞋子分心了

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天啊，奈德
你是怎麼讓鞋子保持這麼乾淨？

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看看有多閃亮，長官

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太閃了，都反射出你的裙底春光了

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本來就應該要閃亮

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“媽咪，好閃亮喔”

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雙方握手，我們戰場上見

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高跟鞋真可愛，阿宅

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我喜歡你這套西裝

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這不是西裝，這是套裝

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是經過精心挑選的

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他們似乎在你的聚合纖維甲冑上
發現了裂縫

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我拒絕因喜歡閃亮皮鞋而感到羞恥

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還有，艾德安，睪固酮對決？

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副官不該講這種話

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這個頭銜跟戰爭一樣沒意義

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戰爭不會沒意義

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戰爭是民主用來保護自由的手段

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自由讓你得以滿口放肆

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放肆？

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我知道你很迷戀這個詞

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放肆

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太空弟兄

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有人能告訴我這是什麼嗎？

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長官，那是一條線

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- 厲害
- 錯

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這是月球

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平坦荒涼，無處可躲

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其實月球雖然缺乏板塊

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但表面的地勢還是很複雜

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- 有山丘、坑洞和…
- 好了…

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謝謝你，科學家比爾

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非常感謝

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訓練課程由我負責

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一旦戰鬥開始，我們要分成兩組

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第一組在前方擺楔形陣

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第二組留著當替補

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我要當替補

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馬洛里博士也負責提供我們槍枝

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這是一把黛西泵壓式氣動槍

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長官，那是BB槍嗎？

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沒錯

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那是黛西槍，我小時候都用這種槍

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跟鄰近的窮小孩打架

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現在這樣當然政治不正確，不過…

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挑選這些武器與標靶是經過慎重考慮

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在月球上，生死間的差距

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就好比太空裝上的BB彈孔這麼小

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所以我們才要帶膠帶

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是，太空弟兄，膠帶絕對能救你一命

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不過別擔心，你們的武器不只這樣

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每個太空弟兄都會發一套角質剪

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可以用在近戰中刺破太空裝

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- 用生命保護它們
- 我可以自己留一把嗎？

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00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,605
我每次都弄丟自己的

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這些是戰鬥剪刀，士兵

241
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懂嗎？

242
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你們很多人已經很久沒用過這個

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所以我要幫你們複習一下

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你要打氣進去

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打氣，用力打氣

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打得越用力，膛內的空氣就越多

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你的BB彈就越有穿透力

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真的頗花時間，長官

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差不多和列星頓和康科德戰役裡
民兵幫火槍填彈耗費的時間一樣久

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如同那些偉大愛國者

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我們要作戰要用…

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假髮？

253
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…交錯陣型

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前排開槍，後排填彈

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有問題嗎？

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發射

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填彈

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第二排

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發射

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填彈

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第一排

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發射

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你這個王八蛋

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友軍誤傷

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希望我們不要對上空罐營

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你是在幫倒忙

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發射

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射得漂亮，中士

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我叫琪琪羅德

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阿里上尉，好中士就如同珍寶

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- 好好珍惜這一位
- 遵命

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跟著我，中士

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在戰場上聽我指揮

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妳如果有射倒罐子，我會比較安心

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妳有參戰過嗎？

276
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我的戰鬥導論成績是班上第一名

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期末報告還拿了優等

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- 了不起
- 謝謝

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希望我有命拜讀

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妳希望妳有命…

281
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,539
我的報告超級好
他們可不是隨便放送優等

282
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計算軌道週期，徑向軌跡為何？

283
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,879
修正月球重力707.4

284
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,048
你他媽真是數學天才，范德維

285
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衛星已在範圍內

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準備就緒

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（太空部隊；空軍）

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說再見吧，賤人

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（衛星停止運作）

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（馬克：盡快回來
我們在測試裝備）

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- 這還挺笨重的
- 對

292
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裝備很笨重

293
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,790
我戴著這些超厚手套

294
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手指要怎麼塞入剪刀孔？

295
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,918
剪刀很小

296
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東尼，可以別煩嗎？

297
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,046
每個太空弟兄都有自己的職責

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我的便是生出篇幅

299
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氣球很有彈力

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東尼

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東尼，給我滾開

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是，學姊，收到

303
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- 真厲害
- 我不…

304
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- 妳死了
- 去妳的

305
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好了，我們來看看
這套裝備有什麼能耐

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00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,195
錢伯，給我來一套開闔跳

307
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辦不到，長官

308
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,114
穿這套裝備連開闔跳都不行？

309
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,075
我之前就跳不起來了

310
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我可以開嗝，長官

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搞什麼鬼

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我相信你們會很高興聽到科學隊…

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你為什麼選洛克希德裝備？

314
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這些弟兄穿上後連動作都不方便

315
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,341
我確定空軍也有一樣問題

316
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可以去外面說一下話嗎？

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請讓我們獨處一下

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是，長官

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我的天啊

320
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你是故意挑錯套外骨骼吧？

321
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什麼？

322
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,864
你就是克制不住

323
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,492
你痛恨太空之旗這種軍事演習

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太空應該是充滿奇蹟之地

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而不是衝突與死亡

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不對，我認為不是這麼回事
跟道德問題無關

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00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,877
我認為是你怕了

328
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,004
我認為是你對運動很不在行

329
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,674
你很久以前就決定沒勝算就不參賽

330
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,467
你在講什麼東西？

331
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,802
我看出來了

332
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,179
小宅男馬洛里坐在保健室裡

333
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,472
假裝肚子痛痛

334
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,308
這樣籃球比賽才不會吊車尾被選到

335
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,518
我父親是外交官

336
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,229
我是在日內瓦上美國學校

337
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,814
我們都玩滑降滑雪

338
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,774
所以你是滑雪隊隊長囉

339
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,610
去你的，馬克

340
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,462
抱歉

341
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,092
我有時候會唱歌釋放壓力

342
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,261
別擔心，我沒有瞧不起的意思

343
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,679
每當我想發洩的時候

344
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,223
我都去第五大樓下的隧道

345
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,851
那裡的音場太夢幻了

346
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,312
妳也會唱歌？

347
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,690
不，我通常都對著黑暗尖叫

348
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,983
直到聲音沙啞

349
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,818
非常通暢

350
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,947
所以…

351
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,199
加油

352
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,661
- 我不是…
- 那是我的帽子

353
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,829
那是你的，好

354
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,830
再見

355
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,082
那麼…

356
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,334
好吧

357
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,127
搞不懂我剛剛幹嘛那麼做

358
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,423
妳跑去哪了，寶貝？

359
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,341
工作

360
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,593
妳為什麼都不回我訊息？

361
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,346
我在戒社群媒體，網路是給酸民用的

362
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,724
拜託，酸民哪有大家說的那麼多

363
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,019
酸民農場的存在並沒有被完全證實

364
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,771
是沒有

365
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,399
你要點餐嗎？隊伍有點長了

366
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,026
艾琳為什麼不對尤里好一點？

367
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,612
我們不是要生很多寶寶嗎？

368
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,824
我們可以用妳奶奶的名字來取名

369
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,283
她叫什麼名字？

370
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,868
請說她的娘家姓

371
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,662
你真的喜歡我嗎？

372
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,580
還是你只是要利用我接近我爸？

373
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,750
這樣說真的很傷人

374
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,671
尤里的愛就像妳那冰淇淋心上的糖粉

375
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:51,343
尤里和艾琳就像美國熱門劇集
《遵命，親愛的》裡的金和格雷

376
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,054
我對妳的好會讓妳父親很開心

377
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,266
就像他小時候養的第一隻寵物一樣

378
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,475
牠叫做…

379
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,894
這裡是怎麼回事？

380
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,230
我們要吃甜點，長官

381
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,148
開戰前吃？

382
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,066
天啊，你們為什麼這麼廢？

383
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,484
她吃霜淇淋，長官

384
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,069
上車

385
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,320
別這樣

386
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,739
我才剛點好

387
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,491
你現在才決定要硬起來？出發

388
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,704
妳閉嘴啦，妳有什麼毛病？

389
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,122
我們不是三年級，上尉

390
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,498
像個大人吃霜凍優格吧

391
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,875
我是大人

392
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,543
事實上，我的階級比妳高

393
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,045
我命令妳走在我前面

394
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,297
我在後面繼續吃完，中士

395
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,842
大家好嗎？我以前也是空軍弟兄

396
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,011
我來跟贏家快速拍張照

397
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,763
這才像樣

398
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,935
太空之旗的科技部分結果已經出爐

399
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,438
恭喜…

400
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,190
隨便哪隊贏的

401
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,317
唯一重要的是月球模擬戰

402
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,736
能得一百分

403
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,114
要是你的作戰服破掉，就全身放軟

404
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,367
你就會像一坨踩高蹺的屎被運回家

405
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,744
這項任務你已經沒戲唱

406
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,496
但那些腿甲還會繼續奮戰

407
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,540
我們就要被BB彈狂射了

408
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,000
我寧願被一般子彈打

409
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,960
妳也知道婊子都喜歡槍傷疤痕

410
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,588
婊子其實已經不喜歡被叫婊子了

411
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,632
婊子不喜歡的可多了，所以…

412
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,717
妳知道這個詞起源於15世紀

413
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,135
是用來貶低那些

414
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,137
只是想表達性欲的女性嗎？

415
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,514
你怎麼知道？

416
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,391
我大學的性別研究教授
逼我寫相關報告

417
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,810
因為我叫她婊子

418
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,186
她聽起來就是個婊子

419
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,104
夠了喔

420
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,147
不過她的確是，雙擊掌

421
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,649
- 讚喔
- 好了

422
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,780
妳有充電器嗎？

423
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,698
有啊，這給你充

424
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,536
你有充電器嗎？

425
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:51,922
空軍就位了嗎？

426
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,758
太空部隊就位了嗎？

427
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,679
就位了

428
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,348
開戰

429
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,400
他們來了，太空弟兄

430
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,402
是時候證明我們自己

431
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,486
是時候發光發熱了

432
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,654
放下手機

433
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,239
幫武器打氣

434
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,448
打氣

435
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,701
打氣…

436
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,079
A隊，前進

437
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,417
前進

438
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,714
老大哥

439
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,965
做點舒展操

440
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,717
前進

441
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,681
這裡有一百個螢幕

442
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,600
不能拿一個來播公共電視嗎？

443
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,019
你無法永遠躲起來，阿宅

444
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,979
看我打爆你

445
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,402
唉唷，今天還真熱

446
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,154
往C點前進

447
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,323
弟兄們前進

448
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,493
這是慢動作鏡頭嗎？

449
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,628
- 上啊
- 我掩護你，衝啊

450
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,636
很好，太空部隊，邊跑邊找掩護

451
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,138
（傷亡）

452
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,434
可惡

453
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,938
人員倒下，把他的作戰服開回基地

454
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,113
媽的，好險

455
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,490
他們無所不在

456
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,076
振作點，太空弟兄，展現一點勇氣

457
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,581
上啊

458
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,875
- 就是這樣
- 好耶

459
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,168
這才像話，這…

460
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,628
- 天啊
- 不

461
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,046
胡立歐，膠帶

462
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,381
膠帶

463
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,049
- 有我在
- 膠帶

464
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,302
天啊

465
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,012
太遲了

466
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,806
- 天啊
- 好吧

467
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:07,975
有我在

468
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:09,977
我會為你報仇，弟兄

469
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:10,978
去修理他們

470
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,648
加油，你一定行，讓我驕傲

471
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,567
上啊，太空弟兄

472
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,861
這才是太空部隊精神，進攻

473
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,822
對，上啊

474
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,617
真是慘不忍睹

475
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,203
阿里上尉，就看妳的了，前進

476
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:31,748
別擔心

477
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,917
我的報告題目正是鉗形攻勢

478
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,210
掩護我，中士

479
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,169
好

480
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,129
我掩護妳

481
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,632
站起來…

482
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,678
好耶，寶貝，這樣才像話嘛

483
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,431
可惡，我死了

484
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,435
- 是這樣嗎？
- 幹掉他，中士

485
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,130
我的天啊

486
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,341
去你媽的

487
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,634
我去暖車

488
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,929
如同希特勒困守碉堡

489
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,848
奈德也被眾人拋棄

490
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,475
他夠有種敢結束自己生命嗎？

491
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,642
是我的錯

492
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,561
這是我的錯，對不起，就在…

493
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,939
我不是戰鬥人員，我不是…

494
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,651
我是媒體…

495
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,320
搞什麼鬼？

496
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,373
你好嗎，將軍？

497
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,832
恭喜你，艾德安

498
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,002
你故意害我們出糗
已經成功表達你的論點了

499
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,421
竟然破壞自己隊伍的士氣

500
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,466
天啊，我甚至還第一個挑你

501
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,510
這樣吧

502
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:10,764
記得提醒我
千萬不要落入需要你幫助的狀況

503
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,420
做好準備

504
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,048
你要去哪？

505
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,007
去打仗

506
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,386
將軍需要他的副官

507
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,642
老兄，今天真是奇怪至極

508
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,646
前進

509
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:03,775
太空部隊剩兩人了

510
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,110
- 讚啦
- 讚啦

511
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:16,037
時母神…

512
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,541
時母神，賜我神力

513
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,592
我聞到阿宅的味道

514
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,303
不管你躲在哪，都快出來

515
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,055
（拯救蜜蜂）

516
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,101
馬洛里…

517
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,779
竟然正好打在腳踝

518
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,781
所以現在月球上有汽車了？

519
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:52,824
少囉嗦

520
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:53,950
我是來幫忙的

521
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,661
只剩我了，所以你可能有點太遲了

522
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,414
小陳，就是現在

523
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,334
指令鍵加轉換鍵加六

524
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,878
- 是，長官，執行中
- 空軍弟兄，上剪刀

525
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,255
聽我號令

526
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,256
衝鋒

527
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,135
搞什麼鬼？

528
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,720
我的腿動不了，長官

529
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,764
系統故障了

530
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,307
他們全都動彈不得

531
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,600
他們沒反應

532
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,857
請享用

533
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,734
謝謝

534
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,244
糟糕

535
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,245
天啊

536
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,664
不准下手，奈德

537
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,460
你依舊還是混帳王八蛋

538
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,347
太空部隊萬歲

539
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,813
紅隊全軍覆沒

540
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,773
勝利者是太空部隊

541
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:08,358
太空部隊萬歲

542
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,362
好耶

543
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,114
怎麼樣啊！

544
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,409
爽耶，賤人

545
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,886
大家都該以自己為傲

546
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,597
你們表現得很好

547
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,640
我們有冰淇淋吃，長官

548
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,642
好好享用

549
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,936
你們每個人都是

550
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,605
趁還有機會好好享受生命

551
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,774
因為戰爭只會至死方休

552
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,985
我們加了糖粉，長官

553
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,445
天啊

554
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,198
謝謝你今天出現救援

555
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,993
希望這次能幫忙消去某些

556
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:03,246
你讀書時打籃球的痛苦兒時記憶

557
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,624
就我的案例而言是滑雪記憶

558
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,793
我其實還滿擅長射籃的

559
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,128
基本上只是物理學而已

560
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,422
只要能讓你睡得好，說什麼都行

561
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,216
（空軍對太空部隊）

562
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,636
明天到體育館跟我碰面

563
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,304
我會殺你個片甲不留

564
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,692
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