1 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,101 {\an8}What would I tell them? 2 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:21,312 Well, I guess I would tell the readers of Stars and Stripes 3 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,648 that defeating the Air Force 4 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,818 in the first annual Space Flag Games felt great. 5 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,739 We had a worthy adversary, but we were able to vanquish them. 6 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,574 Yeah. 7 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,325 I hate to flex, 8 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,579 but we dropped them faster than a Mark Ronson bass line. 9 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,372 "Flex"? 10 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,501 Yeah. 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,128 I don't know what that means. 12 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,172 You don't even need to write that down. 13 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,215 Bottom line, we had a great win. 14 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,760 And much of the credit goes to the person sitting to your right, 15 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,136 Dr. Adrian Mallory. 16 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,056 Tell me, what makes your relationship work? 17 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:57,599 Trust. 18 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,975 And mutual respect. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,853 Certainly trust. 20 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,647 And that is our time. How fun was that? 21 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,649 Thank you so much for this. And do you need a picture? 22 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,234 'Cause I can Photoshop it. Not a problem. 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,236 You want them on the Enterprise? I'll do it. Fine. 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,780 You want me to give this guy pointy ears? 25 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,657 Can you even imagine how funny that would be? 26 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,952 So "flex" is like when you're dunking on someone, 27 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,413 but, like, you wanna do it in a cool way. 28 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,416 God, I hate him. I hate him so much. 29 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,251 I understand. 30 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,338 You seem unusually peppy today. 31 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:32,425 Did one of your favorite sporting teams succeed in their goals? 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,551 Can you keep a secret? 33 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,055 I have a conjugal visit with my wife today. 34 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,390 My. When was the last one? 35 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:43,353 Well, this'll be the first time since she was sentenced six months ago. 36 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,981 POTUS approved it because of our big Space Flag win. 37 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,609 So, in essence, I got you laid. You're welcome. 38 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:50,860 Don't be gross. 39 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,279 And thanks for acknowledging me earlier. 40 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,574 It's nice for my mother when I'm mentioned in the papers. 41 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:57,992 Your mother is still alive? 42 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,494 Yes. 43 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,537 Impressive. 44 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,999 You know, a lot of centenarians are living long, healthy lives. 45 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,334 Probably due to better nutrition. 46 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,503 How old do you think I am? 47 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,462 Um... 48 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:15,593 What's going on? 49 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,761 I don't know. 50 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,058 What the hell? 51 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,226 India? 52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,937 Can you zoom in on the exhaust mount? 53 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,232 Enhance! 54 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:31,943 Enhance! 55 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,320 That's not how it works in real life. 56 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,699 You can't create information from nothing. 57 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,701 - I can increase the contrast. - Yeah. 58 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:42,954 Whoa. 59 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,790 That's a Pegasus fin system. 60 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,001 But we're the only ones with Pegasus. 61 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,085 I designed it. 62 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,920 Don't be that way, Ranatunga. 63 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,213 There's no "I" in "team." 64 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,381 What does this mean? 65 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:56,426 It could mean any number of things. 66 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,514 Put it in a report. 67 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,683 I've got my appointment to get to. 68 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:07,770 Yeah, that's right. Your appointment. Well, go get 'em, tiger. You earned it. 69 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,398 What kind of appointment is this? 70 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:11,649 - Dentist. - Dentist. 71 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,658 Can I help you, Major? 72 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,455 Yes, so, tell me about your cable package... 73 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,375 You look nice, sir. 74 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,669 I used cream rinse. 75 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,588 Is that, like, a conditioner? 76 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,673 Yes. Same... Same thing. 77 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,301 That's a very nice flower. It's a nice touch. 78 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,430 If there's a more perfect flower than the rose, I've never seen it. 79 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:46,768 So nice hair, nice flower, what are we talking about? 80 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:47,852 Anniversary? 81 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,855 No. Nope. 82 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,987 Have you ever heard the term "conjugal visit"? 83 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,324 Yes. 84 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,454 God, the hoops that I had to jump through. 85 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:07,497 The forms. 86 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,251 And all of it has to do with, "Well, is it consensual?" 87 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,087 Of course it's consensual. This is my wife. 88 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,798 "How long? How long do you want?" 89 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:19,217 Fifteen-minute... It's all 15-minute increments. 90 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,135 Are you kidding me? Fifteen minutes? 91 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,513 Who can do anything in 15 minutes? 92 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,474 We settled on 45 minutes. That should do the trick. 93 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,392 But... 94 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,317 I probably shouldn't have said anything. I'm... 95 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:38,611 Um... 96 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,490 No, sir. That's... It's all part of... part of being a person. 97 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,535 Yeah. 98 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,163 I'd appreciate it if you could erase any images 99 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,873 you now have in your mind. 100 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:53,960 Yep. 101 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,175 All right. 102 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,512 Thank you. 103 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,825 You can't see her. 104 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,369 - What? - Came from the White House. 105 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,495 Check your phone. 106 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,477 Wow, that was fast. 107 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,104 - It was canceled. - No. 108 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,189 Here. 109 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,704 POTUS is furious. Let's go. 110 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,539 Me? Well... 111 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,167 - I didn't do anything. - If I'm in trouble, you're in trouble. 112 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,880 How did India get the Pegasus? 113 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,341 - That's what we're wondering. - Yeah, I'll tell you how. 114 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:27,136 Because you got a goddamn spy over there, and you better find him ASAP! 115 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,639 The president has a name for countries like India. 116 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,307 A name I can't repeat. 117 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,518 Jesus. The timing on this. 118 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,478 Timing? What do you mean? 119 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,482 It just comes on a very inauspicious day. 120 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,442 I'm not sure I follow. 121 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,320 It's POTUS' birthday. 122 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,530 I didn't say that. 123 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,657 But if I were you, I would be very aware 124 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,451 of his desire to have this day feel special. 125 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,661 I completely understand. 126 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,996 Maybe we can launch something of our own to celebrate the day. 127 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,873 Do we have any missions ready to launch? 128 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,417 The climate orbiter. 129 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,836 - Not that. - Why not? It's ready to go. 130 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,254 You know why. 131 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:04,424 And find the goddamn spy before this thing hits the news cycle. 132 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,926 We need to nail somebody's head to the wall on this thing, 133 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,636 or else it's gonna be yours. Get it? 134 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:13,891 Given history, are we literally going to nail someone's head to a wall? 135 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:14,809 Of course not. 136 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:17,019 No, well, hold on now. We don't know that for sure. 137 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,565 Let's just find the spy, and we'll talk about what comes next. 138 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:24,360 Since when has making the president happy on his birthday 139 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,903 become part of our mission? 140 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,071 Tell me about it. 141 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:30,491 I feel like the party clown I hired on Erin's fifth birthday. 142 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,703 At least I let him go home with the rest of the cake. 143 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,914 He looked hungry, tired... 144 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,749 Hey! 145 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,918 Are you eavesdropping on a classified conversation? 146 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,629 Sorry.Earbuds.I didn't... Earbuds.So... 147 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,933 Everybody leave. We need this space for a private meeting. 148 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,394 Take that sandwich with ya. Take it to go. 149 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:00,563 You too, Hildy. 150 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,399 I will have an egg salad sandwich on your way out. 151 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,484 You want anything? 152 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,777 What are your impressions of the grilled cheese? 153 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,155 My God. He's not hungry. Never mind. 154 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,239 Have a muffin. 155 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,867 All right, let's make a list. 156 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:13,993 Who is the spy? 157 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,662 Yuri, obviously. He's on Putin's payroll. 158 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,331 Yeah. 159 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,666 And Baxter. That guy gives me the creeps. 160 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,669 Every time I'm anywhere near him, he hides his cell phone. 161 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,047 Chan. Definitely. 162 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,424 Wait. Chan is my number two. 163 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,551 I consider him above suspicion. 164 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,762 All right, so we've got Yuri, Baxter, Chan. 165 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,931 - Brad. - What? No way. 166 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,851 Well, you come after my number two, I'm gonna come after your number two. 167 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,437 "You send one of mine to the hospital, 168 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,523 I send one of yours to the morgue." 169 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:44,899 What the fuck? 170 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,360 Were... Were you doing Nixon? 171 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,862 What? No. 172 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,197 Who was it? 173 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,741 It was Sean Connery. 174 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,537 My family's from Hong Kong. Why would I help India? 175 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:03,042 China and India are both part of Asia, are they not? 176 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,713 People can be very loyal to their continents. 177 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,676 I got nothing to hide. You can go look in my browser history. 178 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,345 Maybe you actually learn a thing or two about BWAM. 179 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,140 It stands for Black Women Asian Men. 180 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,811 We're actually the least likely pairing statistically in American couples, 181 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,437 yet we have the highest marriage rates. 182 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,982 So when we find each other, it's actually a wonderful, wonderful... 183 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,483 Enough. Enough. 184 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,779 IT will do an invasive search of your electronic history. 185 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,407 Make no attempt to leave the country. 186 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,783 And let me tell you something, mister, 187 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:40,454 if we do not find this specialty porn, you are in a lot of trouble. 188 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,582 It's not porn. 189 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,458 It's love. 190 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,669 We will be the judge of that. 191 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,547 Can we go talk to your number two now? 192 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,716 Yeah. 193 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,052 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 194 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,555 Brad, may I see you in my office, please? 195 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,472 Sure. 196 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,558 May I come in, sir? 197 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,352 I asked you to come in. 198 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,438 What can I do for you? 199 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,815 Is your calendar up to date? 200 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,359 Can I make a reservation at the Outback for you for tonight? 201 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,402 No, Brad. Nope. 202 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:14,280 Is it your car? You want me to get it washed? 203 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,325 Is it Erin? Do you need me to babysit or drive her somewhere? 204 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,909 - To her friend's house. - Jesus, Brad. 205 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,494 You're a one-star general. Act like it. 206 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,954 - All right? - Okay. 207 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,541 Just warning you, the Outback fills up quick. 208 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,543 Brad, have a seat. 209 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,004 Okay. 210 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:37,803 Brad, have you ever seen or done anything suspicious on base? 211 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,767 Um... maybe. 212 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,728 I don't know. 213 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,148 Like what? 214 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,651 Your leg's jiggling. 215 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:58,240 Perhaps you called someone, shared some information? 216 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,285 Tony? 217 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,329 No. A country. 218 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,625 England? 219 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,709 Close. 220 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:12,505 This country we're talking about was once ruled by England. 221 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,549 Us. 222 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,717 Us? 223 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,844 - Us. - How would that work, Brad? 224 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,347 I don't know. You said a country ruled by England. 225 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,973 Yeah, it was once a colony. 226 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,308 A colony. 227 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,352 But it's further east than us. 228 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,478 Okay. Don't encourage. 229 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,646 Wow, this is... 230 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,524 Is it Can... It's Canada. 231 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,986 Yes, that's right. 232 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,154 I did... 233 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,531 Good. Well done, Brad. 234 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,907 Thank you. We're done. 235 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,617 Okay. 236 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,578 Well, if you change your mind about the Outback, let me know. 237 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,205 No, no, no. We're fine. Thank you. 238 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,374 - I can call in some favors, you know. - Thank you, Brad. 239 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,126 - Apply a little pressure. - No, no, we're good. 240 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,794 - Thank you. Well done. - All right. Very good then. 241 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,962 Thanks. That was fun. 242 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,049 He is not the spy. 243 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,638 His eyes were empty, like a department store mannequin. 244 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,349 That man pulled me out of a burning F-16. 245 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,767 I knew it was something. 246 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,271 General, you want me to make a reservation at The Bloomin' Onion? 247 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,857 That's a menu item at the Outback, Brad. 248 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,985 I... No wonder they were giving me a hard time. 249 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,820 Close the door, please. 250 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,114 - My God. - Bloomin' Onion. 251 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,657 Now it's all ringing a bell. 252 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,744 Dr. Chan! 253 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,911 There's my guy. 254 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,997 Listen, I know we haven't had enough time to connect, 255 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,874 but, honestly, I love your vibe, man. 256 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,710 I can't make you molly, Tony. Go ask Dr. Chandreshekar. 257 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,878 That's not why I'm here. 258 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,171 Dr. Chandreshekar, you said? 259 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,757 That's the molly person? Doesn't matter. That's not why I'm here. 260 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,883 It is POTUS's birthday, 261 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,802 and he wants something special from Space Force. 262 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,053 Is this official business? 263 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:47,683 Not exactly, but when we deliver something cool and spacey for the big guy's big day, 264 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,645 you, my friend, will get the gratitude of a grateful president. 265 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,940 Can you imagine how proud your parents would be over in... 266 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:55,983 Mongolia? 267 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,402 - Baltimore. - Baltimore. 268 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,362 That's insane. You have a Baltimore too? 269 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,072 - That is crazy! - Okay. Okay. 270 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,325 Okay, all right. Let's think of a gift. Together. As a team. 271 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,494 Here we go.  la, la, la... 272 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,787 Do you have an invisibility cloak? 273 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,164 Absolutely. Everyone's wearing one but me. 274 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,042 No. 275 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,627 Fuck you. 276 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,669 That's not real. 277 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,506 That's not real. Let's think of something real together. 278 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,883 Let's think of something real together. 279 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:27,348 Hello, Miss Erin Naird, if I recall correctly. 280 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,851 You do recall correctly, 281 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,187 even though we only met once. 282 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,022 Three weeks ago. 283 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,399 Stalker. 284 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:39,902 Um... 285 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,154 Well, I can't deny you did make an impression. 286 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,992 I left a little footprint on the soft, Alabama soil of your brain. 287 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,744 You remember where I'm from. 288 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,038 Not exactly. 289 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,375 Your accent says "dumb state," and I was going alphabetically. 290 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,546 So, can I offer you a little "ack-eye"? 291 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,550 Well, that's part of the reason why I'm here. 292 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,846 Last time we spoke, I learned I might be saying that wrong. 293 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,305 No! 294 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,473 Fake news. 295 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,477 It is pronounced "-sigh-ee." 296 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,647 Look at you. 297 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,234 You practiced in the mirror, and you nailed it. 298 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:24,238 For that, you have earned the sacred berry bowl. 299 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,033 Crowned with the Crunch of Capitan. 300 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,494 You remembered my order. 301 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,831 Yes, Duncan, it's hard to forget the sight of a grown man 302 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,166 ordering children's cereal as a dessert topping. 303 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,043 And you remembered my name. 304 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,216 Well, we do try to make it special here at Meal Armstrong. 305 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,676 Formerly Orion's Melt. 306 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,845 Formerly Area Fifty Yum. 307 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,057 Y'all come back and order some more, ya hear? 308 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525 Yo. What's up, nerds? What do you want? 309 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,695 There, I knew it. He's doing something with his phone. 310 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,280 - Grab it! - Hey. Come on. 311 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,531 - Get it from him. - Wait. 312 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,658 Get his thumb on the screen. 313 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,536 Open the screen. Get his thumb down. Put his thumb on the screen. 314 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:14,788 All right, good. 315 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,333 Okay, let's see who you've been feeding information to. 316 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,668 Prime Minister Modi, perhaps? 317 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,128 Go to texts... 318 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,796 Kick Grabaston? 319 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,298 The Air Force? What the hell? 320 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,634 - All right, those are confidential. - Not anymore. 321 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,221 "Mark's wife had to go to maximum security prison 322 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,932 just to escape her marriage"? 323 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,226 Actually, she committed a very serious crime. 324 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,187 - Okay, can I have my phone back? - No, get away. Get away. 325 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,897 This is from Kick. 326 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,274 "Mark is the appendix of Space Force. 327 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,442 Useless. 328 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,235 And one day it will explode." 329 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,321 You might wanna let your pen pal know 330 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,699 the appendix is a safe house for good bacteria. 331 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,825 Thank you, Adrian. 332 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,912 Let's see how it works when I text him back as you. 333 00:15:55,412 --> 00:16:02,211 "Naird is handling this India crisis brilliantly." 334 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,381 He's responding. 335 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,343 "Naird, is that you?" Shit. 336 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,221 But he has to think it's written by Baxter. 337 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,639 So insult yourself. 338 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,932 - Insult myself? - Just... 339 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,642 Voice to text. 340 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,270 Mark is a little chunk ball who looks like Uncle Fester 341 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,730 with an ass so tight, 342 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,316 he can make diamonds from the corn in his turds. 343 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,567 - Jesus, Adrian. - Send. 344 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,652 - Well... - Come on. 345 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,820 He wrote back. 346 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,863 - "LOL." - Okay. 347 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,824 Yeah. No. You know what? Let's ram it home. 348 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,409 What did Chan say about you? 349 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,493 Enough, enough, enough. 350 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,871 So you're not spying for India, but you are spying for Kick. 351 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,832 And I don't know which one is worse. 352 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,167 I'm transferring you to Space Fence. 353 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,252 Wait. Isn't that... 354 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,047 Yeah, yeah, it's a monitoring station on an island in the South Pacific, 355 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,092 and, at high tide, it is mostly submerged. 356 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,387 So I suggest that when you get down there, you take the top bunk. 357 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,515 I never did like Baxter. 358 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,518 He eats a burrito like he's slowly undressing it. 359 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,436 Oof. 360 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,354 - Who's next? - Gentlemen. 361 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,274 General, let me say I am very sorry 362 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,318 for canceled sex visit with your convict wife. 363 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,821 - How do you know about that? - From observation. 364 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,406 The way you walk. 365 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,658 Wait... 366 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,785 you think I'm spy? 367 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,912 The thought has crossed our minds, yeah. 368 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,627 Please, my phone doesn't stop ringing. 369 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:30,007 Like, "Yuri, why does India have Pegasus and not Russia? 370 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,133 What are we paying you for?" 371 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,886 "Mr. President, Father, I am sorry." 372 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:34,970 You see? 373 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,139 Our interests, the same. 374 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,599 Let Bobby help you. 375 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,727 You don't need an advanced degree to be FBI. 376 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,187 Actually, you do. 377 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,272 Most of them are either lawyers or accountants. 378 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,859 It's amusing you consider those advanced degrees. 379 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,070 So what do you think we should do? 380 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,198 Do you have all the security cameras checked? 381 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,365 We have. 382 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,867 They weren't helpful. 383 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,579 Then ask yourself who installed them. 384 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,543 Civilian contractor, Kelly King. 385 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,379 He has a point. 386 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,631 - Kelly? - Maybe. 387 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,799 She's so nice. 388 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,259 I don't think it could be her. 389 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,844 - No. - Kelly? 390 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,680 - Yeah. - Kelly? 391 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,724 Get your fuckin' feet off the table. 392 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,480 Okay, to figure out what the president would want for his birthday, 393 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,940 we have to think like him. 394 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,941 - Okay. - Go. 395 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,527 "I'm the President. I implement new laws. 396 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,530 - And I appoint heads of federal agencies." - Holy shit. You're terrible at this. 397 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,989 Okay, what about this? 398 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,702 Is there some sort of liquid or serum that turns an old man into a young person? 399 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,664 What are stem cells? Blood of a young thing? Like a baby? 400 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,250 Doesn't work that way, and it's morally questionable. 401 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,168 I'm not trying to say all the blood of a baby. 402 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,088 Just, like, a little bit of blood from a lot of different babies. 403 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,800 Nobody's using all of their blood, and I'm talking about the best babies. 404 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,345 Okay, I'm not explaining it right, but you're not even giving me a chance. 405 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,098 - Because it's horrible. - Okay, why don't you say something then? 406 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,351 "I'm in the Oval Office. A bill comes to my desk, 407 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,146 I pass it into law because that is my constitutional role." 408 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,689 Fuck, I am bad at this. 409 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,440 It's insane to me that you have degrees in things. 410 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,294 Excuse me. 411 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,629 - Ms. King! - General Naird. Is everything all right? 412 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,257 Yeah, I just happened to be in the neighborhood, 413 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,717 investigating some treason, 414 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,760 and I thought I'd stop by and say hello. 415 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,180 Okay. Hello. 416 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,139 Hello. 417 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,057 Are... Treason, did you say? 418 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,226 Yeah. Yeah. Probably. 419 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,186 Little bit. Yep. 420 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,021 - Little bit of treason? - Perhaps. 421 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,356 All right. Well, I'm not involved, right? 422 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,192 We don't know. We'll see. 423 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,319 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure. 424 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,737 - Can't wait. - All right. 425 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,032 In your video system, are there any blind spots? 426 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:00,949 No. 427 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,995 Is there any way to physically photograph the Pegasus without being recorded? 428 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:10,334 No. Unless you had the password and access to the system to reset after. 429 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,669 - Does anybody have that? - Just you. 430 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:14,838 You set it up for me. 431 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,008 - Well, yeah. - So you have it too. 432 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,177 Okay, should I get a lawyer? 433 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,641 Do you mind if I look into your eyes for a moment? 434 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,477 No. Okay. 435 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,368 - Okay. You're good. - Okay. 436 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,578 - Sorry about this. - No, no. 437 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,790 Some dipshit gave the Pegasus to India. 438 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,208 Motherfuckers. 439 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,210 - Yeah. - Sorry you're going through this. 440 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,213 Well, maybe it's all for the best, you know? 441 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,173 Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to drop by. 442 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,841 - Well, not for the best. - No. Right. 443 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,428 I mean, it's a huge breach, so national security... 444 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,597 - Yeah. Treason, and... - Yes, it is. 445 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,141 - All right. - I hope you find the person, so I... 446 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,601 - I gotta go. See ya later. - All right. 447 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,978 - Bye-bye. - Stop by... 448 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,646 God. 449 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,108 We're getting nowhere. 450 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,902 Agreed. Maybe we should put a stop to it. 451 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,490 Who, me? 452 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,158 Or him? What are... Who... 453 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,747 What... What are you saying? 454 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,166 My God. I'll be right back. 455 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:38,422 - Why don't you just walk in the room? - It's about Dr. Mallory. 456 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,090 - What about him? - Act natural. 457 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,384 Like I just said something to make you laugh. 458 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,268 - What are we doing? - I don't know, sir. 459 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:52,936 I spoke to Wolf in IT. 460 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,355 Two hours ago, Mallory sent an email 461 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,150 to a random EarthLink address with the message, 462 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:01,570 "Searching our computers here. Can't keep this on mine." 463 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,488 - Are you serious? - Yes. 464 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,866 Attached to the email was a large video file. 465 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,908 Double encrypted. 466 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,535 What the hell do you think he's trying to hide? 467 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,828 I don't know. But laugh again. 468 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,913 That's good. 469 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,498 That is funny, sir. 470 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,419 Yeah. Yes, I made a joke. And that's funny. 471 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,920 Yes. You did. 472 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,672 All right. 473 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,382 - Sorry. - Yeah. 474 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,217 Good joke, Brad. 475 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,887 Brad is so funny. 476 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,556 Is he really a general? 477 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,557 Yes. 478 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,642 That's unfortunate. What was that about? 479 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:36,021 Nothing. He was just talking about business cards. 480 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,192 How's your snack? What is that, a pigeon? 481 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,610 No, it's Cornish game hen. 482 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,073 Hildy make that for ya? 483 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:50,285 I thought she only warmed it up, but I fear she may have cooked it herself. 484 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:52,621 Yeah. 485 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,916 Yeah, food. 486 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:01,129 - What were we talking about just before? - Ending the investigation. 487 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,632 Right. You wanna end the investigation. 488 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,343 Because you don't think that there's really a spy. 489 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,261 Actually, that thought has crossed my mind. 490 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,638 Okay. 491 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,555 All right. 492 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,391 Um... 493 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,393 You know what? I... 494 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,897 I'm looking to send some encrypted emails. Do you know how to do that? 495 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,274 Um, not really. 496 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,778 I mean, in terms of internet security, I'm kind of all thumbs. 497 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:25,779 Yeah. 498 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,572 I believe you. 499 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,366 I trust you. 500 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,452 I trust you. I trust you when you say that. 501 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,372 Wait. Are you okay? You're acting very strange. 502 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:38,375 Am I? Yeah. Yeah. Strange. I... 503 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:42,754 Why did you send a double-encrypted email to an EarthLink address? 504 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,340 God. No, Mark. Sorry. 505 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,843 No, that has nothing to do with the investigation. 506 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,177 That's purely personal. 507 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,262 I promise. 508 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,222 So you have no problem giving me the code? 509 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:56,435 Well, no, I wouldn't do that because, as I said, it's purely personal. 510 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,687 - Well, you leave me no choice. Security. - Come on! 511 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,440 You can't be serious. 512 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,607 He's very serious. 513 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,317 Security, seize him. 514 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,986 No, no, no, don't seize him. 515 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,738 Brad, since when are you giving orders? Just take him. 516 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,907 - Okay. Tase him! - Don't tase him. 517 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,076 Sorry, sir. But it felt good. 518 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,411 Let's go. 519 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,830 Jesus. 520 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,331 With this oaf? 521 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,958 Shit. 522 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,921 {\an8}What is this? They said it was an emergency. 523 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,256 That's right. 524 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,301 Because you're on the line with F. Tony Scarapiducci 525 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:34,514 with a birthday present for POTUS from Space Force. 526 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,725 Yeah? What? A missile? Rocket? 527 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,436 Well, sure, a missile's loud. Rocket's bright. 528 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,562 But this? 529 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,442 This is ten trillion times louder and brighter. 530 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,446 It's a star. 531 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,909 That's right. We are officially naming a star after him. 532 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,118 A star. 533 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:59,372 {\an8}Like on starregistry.com? I got that for my grandkid last year. 534 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,665 Hit him with it, Chan. 535 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:05,086 Fornax Zeta J160540 is a hypergiant. 536 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:08,006 It has tremendous luminosities, and, for the next 20 billion years... 537 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,008 {\an8}No, and this is what you wanna give POTUS 538 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,885 {\an8}on the day India whoops our ass? 539 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:15,263 You are on my shit list, Scarapiducci! And what's that other guy's na... 540 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,265 Whoo. 541 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,808 - Nailed it? - That was close. 542 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:19,976 He could see your face. 543 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,394 The entire time. 544 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,438 Why? Leaving does what? 545 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,106 It's over. The whole thing's over. 546 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,068 Okay, we've decrypted the first layer. 547 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,027 Go ahead. 548 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,820 Mark, don't do this. 549 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,697 Too late. You had your chance to come clean. 550 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,616 It's clearly a video file. 551 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,700 Play it. 552 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,868 Mark, really, don't... 553 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,036 I said play it. 554 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,903 Please make it stop? 555 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,613 No, no, no.Volume. 556 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,085 My God. He's talking about Jerome. 557 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,802 Wait, weren't you watching him for, like, two years? 558 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,762 That seems problematic. 559 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,098 I'm aware of the optics. Thanks. 560 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,751 Wow. Cramming "didgeridoo" into that bridge must have been difficult. 561 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:08,793 Well done. 562 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:09,961 Thanks, Brad. 563 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,088 That's one lucky guy, Dr. Mallory. 564 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,298 Happy Valentine's Day, Jerome. 565 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,013 Okay, Mark, so now what? 566 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:06,851 Would you like to shoot at my feet and I'll dance a bit? 567 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:11,022 Or, you know what? I may have a diary from high school, 568 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:16,361 and we could read that out in installments over the campus PA system. 569 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,114 Would that be sufficient humiliation? 570 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,074 Everyone, please leave. 571 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,910 May I remind you that everything you saw and heard today 572 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,161 is highly classified. 573 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,664 So not a word to anyone. Thank you. 574 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049 I am so sorry, Adrian. 575 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,428 Am I free to go? 576 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,471 I did not mean to embarrass you. 577 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,515 Don't bother. Am I free to go? 578 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,474 Of course. 579 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,103 Relationships are very difficult. 580 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,104 I... 581 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,232 No one's going to remember this, Adrian. 582 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,525 Everyone... 583 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:56,651 Hold on. 584 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:58,319 It's the Sec Def. 585 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,698 Yes, Mr. Secretary. 586 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,325 We are still in pursuit of the spy. 587 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,578 Yeah, there is no spy. 588 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:07,871 What? 589 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:11,958 Our intelligence now suggests India just beat us to the punch. 590 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,085 So India was just... 591 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,044 Smarter. 592 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,629 It happens. 593 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,631 You guys better get your act together over there. 594 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:19,799 POTUS is pissed. 595 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:23,219 I'm going to his birthday party right now. Expect a nuke storm on Twitter. 596 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,182 Hey. Um... 597 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,479 Jerome was by far my favorite person in the lunar habitat. 598 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,605 He's a great guy. 599 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,695 I noticed you had a spark with that contractor. 600 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:42,906 Kelly. 601 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,491 Yeah. 602 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,450 She's nice. 603 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,994 Guess we had a little connection. 604 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,415 I am married, of course, so... 605 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,376 I probably should never talk to her ever again. 606 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,091 Sorry you missed your dentist appointment. 607 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,092 Thanks. 608 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,220 I'll floss later. 609 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,224 Yeah. 610 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,446 Okay, POTUS just tweeted. Here it comes.  Here it comes. 611 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,616 "Just got the best birthday present ever. 612 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,494 Giant hyper star officially named after me. 613 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,663 Brightest-known star in the galaxy. 614 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,164 Cannot be taken back. 615 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,999 It is officially registered. 616 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:39,379 Thank you to my very loyal secretary of defense, whose idea it was." 617 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,673 He fucked us. 618 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,050 It's a gas giant. 619 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,262 When it collapses on itself in 20 billion years, 620 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,389 we'll have the last laugh. 621 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,101 We did good, right? 622 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,312 We did great. 623 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,319 I'm lactose intolerant, but thank you. 624 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,286 Inmate 7328-88 is unavailable. 625 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,788 Please leave your recorded message at the tone. 626 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,416 Hey, hon. 627 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,127 Sorry we didn't get a chance to see each other today. 628 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,963 I just want to say... 629 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,822 I love you, hon. 630 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,574 See you soon. 631 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,123 God. I'm so horny.