1 00:00:02,228 --> 00:00:04,911 - I think it's important to remember 2 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:07,064 just because you had a bad day 3 00:00:07,082 --> 00:00:09,249 doesn't mean you're a bad dog. 4 00:00:09,401 --> 00:00:11,251 You're a good dog, Elsa. You're a good dog. 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,085 Good dog. 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,995 - I prefer not to be limited 7 00:00:14,089 --> 00:00:15,330 by the good-dog/bad-dog binary. 8 00:00:15,424 --> 00:00:16,664 It's a spectrum, 9 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:19,834 and I live somewhere between compliant and frisky. 10 00:00:19,928 --> 00:00:21,078 - You know, I think I'm somewhere 11 00:00:21,096 --> 00:00:23,096 between not a dog and a cat. 12 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,431 - I'm all cat, baby. 13 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,358 Domestic in the shack, feral in the sack. 14 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:27,526 - Yuck. 15 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:30,678 - If The Gray One is done humiliating himself... 16 00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,256 - Never. - I have a share. 17 00:00:32,274 --> 00:00:35,259 I've been thinking about the untimely loss of Big Cookie, 18 00:00:35,352 --> 00:00:37,611 our furry friend and group member, 19 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,946 And it's brought up a lot of feelings about... 20 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,689 myself. 21 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:43,116 Will I ever find love again? - [barking] 22 00:00:43,269 --> 00:00:45,527 - Come back here, you stinking tree rats! 23 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,939 - Or am I destined to a life of random backyard trysts? 24 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:50,365 - Oh, you think you can hide from me? 25 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:53,368 - Nameless, faceless encounters under the trampoline. 26 00:00:53,462 --> 00:00:55,888 - I know you're around here somewhere. 27 00:00:56,115 --> 00:00:58,057 - Just pounding, pounding away in darkness. 28 00:00:58,284 --> 00:00:59,391 - Whoa. 29 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:02,636 - Chief, you're not supposed to be in here during group. 30 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,304 - Come on out. 31 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,900 I eat furry little freaks like you for breakfast. 32 00:01:08,127 --> 00:01:09,309 - I know you're not talking to me. 33 00:01:09,461 --> 00:01:11,403 - Aha! I see you nut hustlers, 34 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,130 and I'm coming for you! 35 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:14,722 - Dude, you know the squirrels are on the other side of the-- 36 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,890 - [grunts] 37 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,059 - Glass. 38 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,394 [squirrels chattering] 39 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,637 - Go on, Shel. 40 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,989 You were pounding, pounding away in the dark? 41 00:01:23,142 --> 00:01:26,109 [upbeat rock music] 42 00:01:26,161 --> 00:01:27,494 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff 43 00:01:27,646 --> 00:01:29,755 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 44 00:01:29,982 --> 00:01:31,164 ♪ 45 00:01:31,317 --> 00:01:33,667 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff 46 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:36,077 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 47 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:37,745 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff 48 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,172 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow 49 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,416 - ♪ Ruff, ruff - ♪ Meow, meow 50 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,602 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow 51 00:01:43,753 --> 00:01:45,253 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff - ♪ Meow, meow, meow 52 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,754 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow 53 00:01:46,849 --> 00:01:49,666 [music crescendos] 54 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:56,448 ♪ 55 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,175 - [laughing] 56 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:01,845 We're frolicking! Frolicking hard! 57 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:03,513 - Go long! 58 00:02:03,532 --> 00:02:05,457 - I got it! 59 00:02:05,684 --> 00:02:07,775 Luckily, I'm a mer-dog. 60 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,704 [whimsical music] 61 00:02:10,856 --> 00:02:13,039 ♪ 62 00:02:13,192 --> 00:02:14,967 - [yelps] - Ah! 63 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:16,360 I'm so sorry, I thought you were a-- 64 00:02:16,378 --> 00:02:18,804 - A ball? I know you [bleep] mer-dogs 65 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:21,047 think everything's a [bleep] ball. 66 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,392 - Jellyfish are so angry. 67 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:30,891 Big Cookie? - Goodbye, Honey. 68 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,876 - Big Cookie, where are you going? 69 00:02:32,895 --> 00:02:35,487 - My ride's here. Say goodbye, Honey. 70 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:36,897 - No! Come back! 71 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,991 ♪ 72 00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:42,644 - I can drive and stick my head out the window? 73 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,812 This is heaven! 74 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:47,741 - [whimpering] Big Cookie, come back. 75 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,001 - [snoring] 76 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:51,745 - [sighs] Chief, wake up. 77 00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:53,338 - Yeah, what? I'm up. 78 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:54,822 [grunts] 79 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,750 - Listen, I had that dream again. 80 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:57,992 Not the one where I'm human, 81 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,511 but I can still poop anywhere... 82 00:02:59,663 --> 00:03:00,828 - Uh-huh. 83 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,163 - But the one where I'm a gorgeous mer-dog, 84 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,740 and Big Cookie drives away in the heaven car. 85 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,091 - Uh-huh. - Wonder what it means. 86 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:08,336 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you know, I had a dream last night. 87 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,022 - Really? - Yeah, I mean, 88 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:12,006 it's kinda hard to remember all the details, 89 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,359 but the basic gist of it was... 90 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:15,936 [farts] 91 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,680 [laughs] - I walked right into that one. 92 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,014 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 93 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,108 I actually really did have a dream last night. 94 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:23,869 - Oh, for real? Okay, wow, what was it? 95 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:25,929 - [farts] - That one was my fault. 96 00:03:25,948 --> 00:03:28,281 - [farts] - All right, now it's too much. 97 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,374 - [farts] 98 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,043 - Okay, let's wrap up the fart jokes. 99 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:34,195 - Actually those stopped being jokes two farts ago. 100 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,215 - I've heard Jill tell her patients 101 00:03:36,366 --> 00:03:38,217 that sometimes a dream is just a dream, 102 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:40,201 but this one has to mean something-- 103 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:42,537 - Hey, you're a dog! I'm a dog! 104 00:03:42,631 --> 00:03:43,613 - We're dogs. 105 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:44,798 - [laughs] Dogs. 106 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,299 - Well, that's a good point, 107 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,635 but I still think there's a deeper meaning. 108 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:50,878 Wait, I know what it is! 109 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,880 Now that Big Cookie's in the heaven car, 110 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,008 there's an open spot on the couch! 111 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,645 It's time to introduce a new member to the group! 112 00:03:58,797 --> 00:03:59,646 Nailed it! 113 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,073 [warm music] 114 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:04,392 - Run free! - Ooh, ooh. 115 00:04:04,486 --> 00:04:06,561 Mine. Mine. 116 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:07,821 Mine. Mine. 117 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:10,415 Mine. And mine. 118 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,825 [laughs] 119 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:14,160 - Who could benefit from some therapy 120 00:04:14,313 --> 00:04:16,146 but also not scoot on Jill's rug? 121 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:18,482 - You wanna get in on this? [laughs] 122 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:19,758 - Me? No. 123 00:04:19,985 --> 00:04:20,926 [chuckles] I'm flattered, but no. 124 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,594 Bingo. 125 00:04:22,746 --> 00:04:24,988 Oh, wait, that's not his name. It's Diablo. 126 00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:27,599 - It's not the same here without Big Cookie, huh? 127 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:28,675 - No. 128 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,585 - I know you lost your best friend, 129 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,605 but you've still got your vest friend. 130 00:04:33,832 --> 00:04:35,181 I'm talking about me. 131 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:36,666 - I got that, Elsa. Yeah. 132 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,260 - I'm free now if you want to dig into the trauma 133 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,946 of your sudden and devastating loss. 134 00:04:41,097 --> 00:04:43,282 - Oh, that's okay. I'm actually good, thanks. 135 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:45,342 - You're not, but I'm here when you're ready. 136 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,285 [whispers] Poor thing. 137 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,178 - Hey, Diablo. - Oh, hey, Honey. 138 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:50,772 - Are you tired of having complicated emotions 139 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:52,182 and not knowing how to process them? 140 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,275 - No, but I am scared of the toaster. 141 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:57,111 - Perfect, a spot has opened up in my group 142 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,780 if you're interested in joining. 143 00:04:58,874 --> 00:05:00,524 - Will there be toasters there? - One. 144 00:05:00,617 --> 00:05:02,617 But I'll make it stay in the kitchen. 145 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,762 - [humming] 146 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:10,809 Well, well, well. Who is that? 147 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,145 Just about the most fetching tortoise 148 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:14,980 I've ever laid eyes on. 149 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:18,650 Oh, my goodness, my heart is all aflutter. 150 00:05:21,897 --> 00:05:24,472 Dare I introduce myself? 151 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,049 Greetings, I-- 152 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:27,642 Oh, wait, no, no! 153 00:05:27,736 --> 00:05:29,477 I shall return! 154 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,312 [upbeat music] 155 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,999 - Okay, sweeties, see you tonight. 156 00:05:34,226 --> 00:05:34,982 [laughs] 157 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,576 - Oh, my God. This is it. 158 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,004 She's leaving us forever like she does every day! 159 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:41,882 - And Bubbles, stay out of the liquor cabinet. 160 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:45,344 - And they say women aren't funny. 161 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:46,845 - [munching] 162 00:05:46,996 --> 00:05:48,588 - I'm just not ready for a new member. 163 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,682 - Yes, it feel too soon to replace Big Cookie. 164 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:52,166 - Yeah, Tabitha's right. 165 00:05:52,302 --> 00:05:53,352 - Agreeing with Tabitha's 166 00:05:53,503 --> 00:05:55,169 not gonna get you into her fur, man. 167 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:58,081 - I hear you, guys, but Big Cookie was my best friend, 168 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,433 and you know what she'd say about moving on. 169 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:01,601 [Australian accent] Aw, it's about time. 170 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,769 Good on, ya! 171 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,363 - Why are you making her Australian? 172 00:06:04,514 --> 00:06:07,682 - Listen, mama, we don't wanna open our safe space 173 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,926 to some random wire-haired 174 00:06:09,945 --> 00:06:11,870 sweater wearing half-breed. 175 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,705 - I haven't really been to therapy before. 176 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:15,356 Do the sessions always start like this? 177 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,875 - I would like to flag... - Here we go. 178 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:20,604 - That I was triggered when Max used the term "half-breed." 179 00:06:20,622 --> 00:06:24,290 So can we please use the term "Mosaic Canine"? 180 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:27,201 - I'm triggered by the fact that you look like a piñata 181 00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:28,795 mated with a loaf of bread. 182 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,948 - Well, you look like a-- [stammers] 183 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,725 Honey! - Bubbles, can you please 184 00:06:33,952 --> 00:06:35,118 keep your comments to yourself? 185 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:37,044 You're not an official member of the group. 186 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,047 - Oh, right, let me just move my bowl. 187 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,216 - Why don't we all go around the room 188 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,885 and tell Diablo a little bit about ourselves. 189 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,570 - This is why I dread new members. 190 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:48,481 - I'm Honey, I'm passionate about working on myself, 191 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:49,724 and peanut butter. 192 00:06:49,818 --> 00:06:51,484 - Uh, same re: peanut butter. 193 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:53,745 Uh, crazy. I never talked about that. 194 00:06:53,972 --> 00:06:56,564 Um, I'm Elsa, service dog. Thank you. 195 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,584 Uh, I answer to she/her/hers and... [whistles] 196 00:06:59,811 --> 00:07:01,753 And I'm kind of the unofficial 197 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,496 co-leader of the group. 198 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:04,330 - She's not! - Nope. 199 00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:05,482 - Well, I'm Max. 200 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,667 I belong to a big, famous movie star. 201 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:10,003 These guys know I can't reveal his identity, 202 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,263 the NDA and all, 203 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,247 but let's just say his name was Ocean, 204 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,267 and he had 11 friends. 205 00:07:15,494 --> 00:07:17,269 And then 12. And then 13. 206 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:18,753 And then he had 8, and they were all chicks. 207 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:19,846 Okay, I'm done. 208 00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:22,465 - I'm Tabitha, Pretty Kitty Kitty Litter's 209 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:24,943 "Prettiest Kitty" 2010 to 2014. 210 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:27,837 - I'm The Gray One. I live with a nice lady 211 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:30,949 and anywhere from 40 to 60 other cats. 212 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,009 [all meowing] 213 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:35,603 And I know every word to the movie, "In Her Shoes." 214 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,605 - I'm Chico. I have a really happy, 215 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:40,517 healthy relationship with my best friend and owner, Kevin, 216 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,794 and when he leaves, I eat uncontrollably, 217 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:44,278 but when he comes back I'm fine, 218 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,780 so I'm just here for maintenance. 219 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,948 - My name is Nibbles, 220 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:49,359 and I'm mourning the loss of my mate. 221 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,635 - She killed him and ate his face! 222 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:52,453 - It was self-defense! 223 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,097 - Maybe. Tchotchke? 224 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:57,142 Adorable. 225 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,553 So, Diablo, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? 226 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:01,888 - I feel like you weren't picking up 227 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,374 what I was laying down earlier about my human, right? 228 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:07,210 Any guesses? He was the best Batman. 229 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:09,212 He owns a tequila company. 230 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:10,714 - Guys! [panting] 231 00:08:10,732 --> 00:08:12,139 Sorry I'm late. 232 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:13,399 I have incredible news. 233 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:16,644 As you know, it's been 15 years since-- 234 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,737 Uh, who's this? 235 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,239 - Ignore him. - Okay. 236 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:23,001 It's been 15 years since my sweet Darla's disappearance, 237 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:26,338 and I have often wondered if my chance for happiness 238 00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:27,413 vanished with her. 239 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:29,323 - Uh, Shel, we have a new member, 240 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:30,675 and it's his turn to share. 241 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:32,511 - I've met someone! Yeah! 242 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:35,680 Her shell is the most exotic shade of brownish. 243 00:08:35,832 --> 00:08:37,757 But I fear it may be too soon 244 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,685 for me to get back out there. Feedback? 245 00:08:40,912 --> 00:08:43,079 - You shouldn't feel guilty. Darla is probably dead. 246 00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:45,339 - Yeah, you should hit that. - I agree. 247 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,434 Okay, Diablo, let's hear from you now. 248 00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:51,437 - Okay, um-- - My human's got new kitten! 249 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:54,515 - Tabitha! We'll get to you after Diablo. 250 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,592 Kay? - Okay. 251 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:56,760 Her name is Kit Kat. 252 00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:58,444 She's getting lot, lot attention. 253 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,263 And you know, I get it, she's cute, 254 00:09:00,356 --> 00:09:01,706 she fit in a drinking glass. 255 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:03,433 You know what I used to fit into? 256 00:09:03,451 --> 00:09:04,617 A shot glass. 257 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,878 [grunts] 258 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:08,288 [meows] 259 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,216 It hurt, but I did it. You know why? 260 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,610 Because it was cute, people love it. 261 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:15,220 But now, it's like I'm invisible. 262 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:17,556 I might as well be Chico. - I'm sorry, what? 263 00:09:17,707 --> 00:09:20,225 - Wow, everybody has so much to talk about today. 264 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:21,801 Kind of wish we could have discussed 265 00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:23,210 some of this last session 266 00:09:23,455 --> 00:09:25,730 when we spent an hour trying to describe the color green. 267 00:09:25,957 --> 00:09:27,307 - I still say it's bumpy. 268 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,883 - Okay, well, we're not going back there. 269 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,735 What--what I'd like to do 270 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:32,312 is make our new member feel welcome. 271 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,314 Diablo, why don't you jump in 272 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,240 and tell us a little bit about your-- 273 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,467 - Yes, the coyote sightings. 274 00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:39,469 - Oh, is that what I was gonna talk about? 275 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,638 - Yes. How's everybody coping? 276 00:09:41,698 --> 00:09:42,972 - Elsa, please! 277 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:44,641 Wait, there's a coyote in the neighborhood? 278 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,400 - All the raccoons are talking about it. 279 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,253 - My cousin ran off with a coyote. 280 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,330 Completely blew up her life, 281 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:52,573 and now she lives with him in the wild. 282 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,909 I don't even think she knows about my vest. 283 00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:58,004 - Ran off into the wild? Like an animal? 284 00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:00,173 That is so... [laughs] 285 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,492 Dangerous. You know what? 286 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,661 Let's table the coyote discussion for now 287 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:05,753 and let Diablo have the floor 288 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,105 for the remainder of the session. 289 00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:10,609 - Okay, well, um, my humans are getting a divorce-- 290 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,835 - Sorry, I've gotta flag it. 291 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,186 We're out of time. 292 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:14,854 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. That--that's fine. 293 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:17,340 - It's George Clooney! I live with George Clooney! 294 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:18,508 God, what the hell is wrong with you? 295 00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:20,201 - [sighs] 296 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,014 [upbeat music] 297 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,291 - [growls] - Ow! 298 00:10:26,518 --> 00:10:29,853 - I can't believe how rude they were to Diablo. 299 00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:31,129 They weren't even open to him at all. 300 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:33,131 - Talk about not being open. Ow. 301 00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:35,282 - It's time for us all to move on. 302 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,877 - Oh, he's always liked you better. 303 00:10:38,029 --> 00:10:39,638 [munching] 304 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:42,699 - Thank God Jill's never plopped some stupid goldfish 305 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:45,793 in my bowl and expected me to live happily ever after. 306 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:47,145 - You've got a lot of anger 307 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,648 packed into that squishy fish body of yours. 308 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,799 I can help you with that. - Gross. 309 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,070 - [snoring] 310 00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:57,489 [yawns] - [grunts] 311 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,975 - [howling] 312 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,903 [dramatic music] 313 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:06,814 ♪ 314 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,583 - [gasps] The coyote. 315 00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:11,836 - Wait, all I have to do 316 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,004 is spend the night 317 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,840 in this haunted, chicken flavored mansion, 318 00:11:15,992 --> 00:11:17,750 and it's all mine? [laughs] 319 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,469 Okay. 320 00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:24,224 [upbeat music] 321 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,835 - So you guys know I'm totes kewl, 322 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,337 but it is three minutes past the starting time, and we-- 323 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,023 - Yeah, no, I know what time it is, Elsa. 324 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:33,191 I can smell. 325 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,268 I was hoping Diablo was just running late 326 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,862 because he got pinned under a leaf or something, 327 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,864 but it's clear he's not coming today, 328 00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:42,275 and I think I know why. - He sucks! 329 00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:45,519 - No, I think it has more to do with the way he was treated. 330 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,022 - I can't stay silent any longer! 331 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,208 - The session haven't even started yet. 332 00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,936 - I took your advice and made an overture 333 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,029 towards my potential paramour. 334 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,106 But it turns out, um, 335 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,442 I misinterpreted the situation. 336 00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,945 I could get lost in those eyes. 337 00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,205 I feel we both want the same thing, 338 00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:07,951 but please let me know if I'm misreading your signals. 339 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:10,954 [moaning squeakily] 340 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,138 [funky music] 341 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,623 Falling for you... 342 00:12:13,641 --> 00:12:16,476 ♪ 343 00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:18,461 Huh? 344 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:19,904 - She was a shoe. 345 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,982 - A Croc, to be specific. 346 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:26,319 I didn't realize until after we made love. 347 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,412 - That seems late. 348 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:29,655 - You're the ones who told me to hit that, 349 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,492 and I did, hard. 350 00:12:32,644 --> 00:12:35,587 - Well, okay, we didn't exactly have all the information. 351 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,330 - Dude, I like this for you. 352 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,925 - I've been waiting 15 years someone to look at me 353 00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,820 the way I thought that Croc was looking at me. 354 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,338 - The reminds me of a story 355 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,749 that Leo DiCaps once told me about a flip-flop. 356 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,843 Miami Film Festival-- - No, N-O! 357 00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:52,920 Every session, all I do is listen to you, 358 00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:55,589 but do I ever get a turn? - Feels like she does. 359 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,016 - I don't, Tabitha. 360 00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,926 Yes, I heard your very loud stage whisper. 361 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,112 The way you treated Diablo last time 362 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,264 was not okay. - Not okay! 363 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,191 - Elsa, not now! - Not now! 364 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,677 - We're supposed to be here for each other. 365 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,178 We were all here for Tabitha 366 00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,289 when Stelios dyed her hot pink, 367 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,793 for Elsa when her owner left her at the Fyre Festival, 368 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,128 and for Max when he farted on Dame Judi Dench. 369 00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:18,296 - [farts] 370 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,190 - And we should have been here for Diablo. 371 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:22,449 He needed us. 372 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:25,119 - Well, the group was already a little dog heavy. 373 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,455 - And we need him to fill Big Cookie's spot. 374 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,141 - With all due respect, Doctor Honey, 375 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,218 we told you we weren't ready for a new member. 376 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,870 - And you ignored us. 377 00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,705 - I'm still processing. 378 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,206 - Can we get back to me? all: No! 379 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,733 - Tchotchke's upset! 380 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,711 - I think you were doing what was for you 381 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,046 and not what was best for us. 382 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:46,732 I expect that kind of crap from my humans and Elsa, 383 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,475 but not from you. - Me? 384 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,811 - And Max. - No, Nibbles is the worst. 385 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,980 - All right, I did it! I killed them! 386 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,241 I killed them all! - That's hot. 387 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,835 - So I'm hearing that you all 388 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,744 don't trust my judgment on this one, 389 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,746 and if I've lost everyone's trust, 390 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:02,990 then I can't help you. 391 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,051 You know where the doggie door is. 392 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,012 - Kitchen, right? 393 00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:09,663 - Mmm, I won't lie. 394 00:14:09,757 --> 00:14:11,015 The other night was magical, 395 00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:13,852 but we both know that this will never work... 396 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,078 [crying] 397 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:18,764 I promised myself I wouldn't cry! 398 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:22,343 You awakened a part of me... 399 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,696 [sobbing] 400 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:28,608 But it's not fair to you... So, bye. 401 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,610 [dramatic music] 402 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,778 - [barking] [growls] 403 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,614 - Hey, do you wanna play 404 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,690 "It's-my-ball-no- it's-my-ball-no-it's-my-ball?" 405 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,602 - Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped. 406 00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:42,714 There's a bee in this flower. A real jerk too. 407 00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:44,549 He's all, "Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz." 408 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,125 Thinks he's so great. 409 00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:48,869 - Okay, well, just don't get stung. 410 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,780 - [laughs] Okay, yeah, 411 00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:52,039 I think I know a little something 412 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,392 about bees and flowers, thank you very much. 413 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,394 But hit me up again about ball later. 414 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,788 [barking] 415 00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:01,958 - [crying] - Can Big Cookie hear us? 416 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,235 - [crying] 417 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:05,978 - I don't know, sweetheart. 418 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:07,739 - Why don't we just get a new dog? 419 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:10,391 - We can't move on until we say goodbye. 420 00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:11,484 [somber music] 421 00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:13,394 - [crying] 422 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,580 - [sighs] 423 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,731 Oh, I get it now. 424 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,642 - There's been an escalation! 425 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:22,645 [all screaming] 426 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,048 - Get the EpiPen! 427 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:29,986 [upbeat music] 428 00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:31,578 - Well, thank you all for coming 429 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,173 to this emergency session. - It wasn't convenient. 430 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,843 - I want to apologize for the way things ended last time. 431 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,328 You guys were right, 432 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,330 I pushed Diablo on you before you were ready 433 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:44,108 because I thought replacing Big Cookie 434 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,335 would be easier than saying goodbye. 435 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:48,947 - Would that be considered denial or bargaining? 436 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:51,023 I'm just trying to gauge how many stages of grief 437 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,025 you have left. I've got places to be. 438 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,012 - Ah, thank you for your sensitivity, Max. 439 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:57,363 This shouldn't take long. [chuckles] 440 00:15:57,515 --> 00:16:00,959 Um, losing Big Cookie illuminated some things 441 00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,461 in my own life that I need to... 442 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:06,506 - [grunting] 443 00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,358 - Express! 444 00:16:09,377 --> 00:16:10,468 And I'm sad 445 00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,971 that she's not here for me to talk to. 446 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,198 - You can talk to us. - Or just me. 447 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,641 - I mean, why else are we here? 448 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,643 It's not for the snacks, 'cause I don't see any! 449 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,204 - There will never be snacks. Just drop it. 450 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:24,373 - [yelps] Thank you, Tchotchke. 451 00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:26,651 Aw, okay. 452 00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,044 Anyone else wanna share? 453 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:28,987 - I'm good. 454 00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:30,971 - I have fully processed the situation. 455 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,140 - "The Fault in Our Stars" was on last night, 456 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,401 so I'm all cried out. - Really? 457 00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:38,571 - In mourning Big Cookie, I've learned that life, 458 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,149 no matter how excruciatingly long, is short. 459 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,502 So I'm not going to pass up a chance for happiness. 460 00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:47,580 I want to make a life with Lindsay. 461 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,673 - Who? 462 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,249 - The Croc. That's what I named her. 463 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,826 And look, I don't care if she is a shoe. 464 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,904 In fact, maybe it's a plus! 465 00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:57,682 As a petroleum-based foam resin, 466 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,166 not only will she never die, 467 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,852 she'll never biodegrade. 468 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,261 Yeah, so thank you, Honey, 469 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:04,263 for steering me in the right direction. 470 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,858 - Shel, I'm not sure I was-- Yeah, you're welcome. 471 00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:09,510 - Oh, sorry I'm late, guys. - Diablo! 472 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,031 - My schedule has been-- 14, 15, 16--crazy! 473 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,015 So what's up? 474 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,184 - Diablo, I want to apologize. - Diablo, I want to apologize. 475 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,519 - Don't do that. - Got it. 476 00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:21,539 Diablo, I want to apologize on behalf of the group. 477 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,876 You didn't get to share because we failed you. 478 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:28,437 These sessions are meant to provide a safe place, 479 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,773 an oasis of calm-- [loud thumping] 480 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,032 An oasis-- [loud thumping] 481 00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,126 An oas--an o-- [loud thumping] 482 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,445 An oasis of calm so you can feel your feelings! 483 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,222 Drop the stick! 484 00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:39,615 - What? 485 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,042 - You have to drop the stick to get through the door. 486 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,896 - Oh, okay, got it. [heavy breathing] 487 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,880 [grunts] 488 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,550 What? Two sticks? 489 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,128 - Anyway, we apologize, 490 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,646 and we understand 491 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,981 why you didn't come to the session yesterday. 492 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,151 - We had a session yesterday? Oh, I totally spaced. 493 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,228 This new custody arrangement is so confusing. 494 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,081 - So we didn't hurt your feelings? 495 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:05,324 - Because we really didn't want you here. 496 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:08,144 - Are you kidding? You guys are my best friends. 497 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:10,830 - Oh, that's sad. - Kevin is my best friend. 498 00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:13,424 - Diablo, welcome to the group. 499 00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:16,427 [warm music] 500 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:21,599 ♪ 501 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:24,060 - Goodbye, Big Cookie. 502 00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:29,332 - You like to get weird? 503 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,167 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 504 00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:32,335 - Uh, no, thank you. 505 00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:35,262 - Dogs aren't allowed on the beach after 5:00! 506 00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:36,280 Scram! 507 00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,950 [upbeat music] 508 00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:41,101 - [munching] 509 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,937 - It was a real tail-wagger of a group today. 510 00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:45,698 - Hey, are you gonna finish your food? 511 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,608 - And it, uh, got me thinking. 512 00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,852 Uh, would you ever consider, 513 00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:52,130 I don't know, um, joining the group? 514 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,039 - So you are gonna finish, or... 515 00:18:54,192 --> 00:18:55,299 - Yes, I am, 516 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,619 and I mean, we've been living together a long time, 517 00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,713 and it might help us, you know, 518 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:03,215 spice things up, uh, 519 00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:05,125 and, um, connect on a-- 520 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,385 - Ooh, I'm gonna go see if I can connect 521 00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,554 with some of Jill's Lean Cuisine. 522 00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,481 - Well, you heard "connect." That's a win. 523 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,484 - [howling] 524 00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:16,562 [dramatic music] 525 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,823 ♪ 526 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:21,475 - Oh, well. [gasps] 527 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,403 [funky music] 528 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:29,575 ♪ 529 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:31,577 - Hey, you! Get out of here! 530 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:34,213 This is my house! My house! 531 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:36,749 [laughs] 532 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,585 Yeah! Did you see that? 533 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,404 I scared the hell out of-- 534 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,922 [heaving] 535 00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,907 Oh, God, I think I gotta barf. 536 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,851 No, I'm okay. [laughs] 537 00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:49,503 [vomiting] 538 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,263 Oh, I threw up. 539 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,007 I feel better. [heavy breathing] 540 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,842 Hey, are you okay? - Yes, thank you. 541 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,270 - Aw, no, come on. Anytime, babe. 542 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,697 - Don't do it. - What? 543 00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,181 No. What? 544 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,426 No, I'm just making sure the coyote's gone. 545 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,536 Come on. I'll see you in there. 546 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,448 [munching] Aw, still warm. 547 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,766 [laughs] 548 00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:13,377 [upbeat music] 549 00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:19,592 ♪ 550 00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,723 - Jellyfish, jellyfish, ball. 551 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:26,873 - Wrong! 552 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:30,394 Ugh, why are mer-dogs so [bleep] stupid? 553 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,563 - You know, I can help you with that anger. 554 00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,624 [funky music] 555 00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:40,646 ♪ 556 00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:42,323 - Oh, my... 557 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,636 - Oh, yeah, baby. 558 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,230 - Aren't you a little far from home? 559 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,233 - The sea is my home. - No, it's not. 560 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,569 - Hey, Honey? - Chief! 561 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:58,572 - Hey, what's the bathroom situation down here? 562 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,165 Because I already went. 563 00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:01,667 [majestic harp music] 564 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:04,320 - You know you're not supposed to be in my dreams. 565 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,338 - You just made it sound so cool down here. 566 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,415 [laughs] Hey, look what I can do. 567 00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:10,342 [laughs] Oh! 568 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:12,603 [scarfing] 569 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,513 [stomach rumbles] Oh, uh-oh. 570 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,682 - Aw, Chief. 571 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,693 - Hey, it's your dream, baby. 572 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,699 - Bento. [cheering] 573 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:26,742 - That's nice, Jen and Gabby.