1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:04,008 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:05,444 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 3 00:00:05,512 --> 00:00:07,749 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 4 00:00:07,816 --> 00:00:09,185 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,590 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 6 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:14,061 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 7 00:00:14,128 --> 00:00:15,732 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 8 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,201 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 9 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,005 - ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow ♪ 10 00:00:19,071 --> 00:00:21,342 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 11 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:22,913 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ 12 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,650 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 13 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,689 [music crescendos] 14 00:00:27,756 --> 00:00:34,001 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,872 [upbeat music] 16 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,709 - Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. 17 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:38,678 [urine splashing] Ohh. 18 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:39,746 - Ahh. 19 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:41,817 - Ow, ow, ow, ow! 20 00:00:41,884 --> 00:00:43,486 Were you saying "Ah" or "Ow"? 21 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,359 - I was saying "Ah," because I took my medicine, 22 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:49,232 which is what you're supposed to do when you have UTI. 23 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:51,236 - Is UTI an abbreviation 24 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,975 for when a jet of hot fire shoots out when you pee? 25 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,444 - Please just take your pill already. 26 00:00:55,477 --> 00:00:58,985 - I'm not taking it in a plain old pill pocket. 27 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,256 That's for amateurs and drug addicts. 28 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,894 I'm holding out for something better. 29 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:05,497 - Medicine time! 30 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:08,069 I wrapped it in a piece of cheese! 31 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,205 - [sniffs] 32 00:01:09,272 --> 00:01:11,510 [scoffs] Don't waste my time, woman. 33 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:12,444 - Ugh! 34 00:01:12,512 --> 00:01:14,115 - Chief, you're only hurting yourself. 35 00:01:14,181 --> 00:01:16,286 - Oh sweet, silly Honey. 36 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:18,223 You need to learn to hold out 37 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:20,828 for the best that life has to offer. 38 00:01:20,862 --> 00:01:23,300 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 39 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:27,141 I don't wanna live! Oww! 40 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:28,443 [suspenseful music] 41 00:01:28,476 --> 00:01:31,984 [wind whistling] - [shivering] Oh, man. 42 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:34,322 Is it colder than usual, or is it just me? 43 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:36,359 - Oh, no, it's not just you. 44 00:01:36,392 --> 00:01:38,129 [electronic beep] [electricity crackles] 45 00:01:38,163 --> 00:01:39,533 - Oh, sweet microwave, 46 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,471 tempting me with your siren song of heat. 47 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:45,645 What warmth from yonder micro waves. 48 00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:46,714 - Keep walking. 49 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:50,955 This microwave and all its consequence-free radiation 50 00:01:51,022 --> 00:01:52,358 is mine. 51 00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:54,763 And I've got the tumors to prove it. 52 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:55,965 all: Yeah! 53 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:57,167 - [laughing] Oh, really? 54 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:59,873 Who died and made you Microwave Cat? 55 00:01:59,906 --> 00:02:01,142 - The last Microwave Cat. 56 00:02:01,175 --> 00:02:02,444 When I killed him, 57 00:02:02,478 --> 00:02:05,317 just like he killed the Microwave Cat before him, 58 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:07,555 and she killed the Microwave Cat before her. 59 00:02:07,622 --> 00:02:10,494 That's right. We murderous, tumor-riddled monsters 60 00:02:10,528 --> 00:02:15,037 won't be limited by your old-fashioned gender norms. 61 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:16,339 [dramatic music] 62 00:02:16,372 --> 00:02:19,646 - [grunts] [laughter] 63 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:23,521 - It's the warmest, safest place in the house. 64 00:02:23,554 --> 00:02:25,424 I actually have this crazy dream 65 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:27,996 that one day, I could be tough enough 66 00:02:28,063 --> 00:02:29,298 to be the Microwave Cat. 67 00:02:29,365 --> 00:02:31,202 But that's stupid, right? 68 00:02:31,269 --> 00:02:34,408 Me with my one eye and my torn ear, my scrawny-- 69 00:02:34,475 --> 00:02:35,545 - Yeah, we know what you look like. 70 00:02:35,578 --> 00:02:38,016 We're looking at you. - Although it is interesting 71 00:02:38,049 --> 00:02:39,619 that your dream is my rock bottom. 72 00:02:39,686 --> 00:02:41,724 - Tabitha, this is a safe space. 73 00:02:41,757 --> 00:02:45,364 And our job here is to listen to everyone's dreams 74 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:48,103 and help them manage their unrealistic expectations. 75 00:02:48,203 --> 00:02:50,340 - Yeah, well I had an expectation last week 76 00:02:50,374 --> 00:02:52,177 when we were all saying nice things about each other 77 00:02:52,211 --> 00:02:54,683 that someone would say something nice about me. 78 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:55,685 And yet-- 79 00:02:55,752 --> 00:02:58,557 - OK, who has something nice to say about Elsa? 80 00:03:00,795 --> 00:03:03,466 [crickets chirping] 81 00:03:03,501 --> 00:03:05,170 - Jimmy, that's really distracting. 82 00:03:05,237 --> 00:03:08,209 - Name's Jiminy, in honor of my great, great-- 83 00:03:08,276 --> 00:03:10,147 [screams] - That is stupid name. 84 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,184 Can that count as my nice thing about Elsa? 85 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,353 - Hmph. 86 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,290 And I'm still waiting. 87 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:16,794 Honey, you wanna step in here? 88 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:20,033 Oh, no, I don't need anyone to say anything nice about me. 89 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,537 I'm the facilitator. [chuckles] 90 00:03:21,603 --> 00:03:23,808 I'm not here for validation like all of you are. 91 00:03:23,841 --> 00:03:25,645 - No, I meant-- - Storming in! 92 00:03:25,678 --> 00:03:29,018 Someone in this group has betrayed my trust! 93 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:30,487 - Shel, you must be mistaken. 94 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:32,892 That doesn't happen here. - Oh, really? 95 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:36,299 Well then how did Darla find out that I've been faking it? 96 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:37,569 - Faking what? 97 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,438 - Oh, you know. 98 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:41,442 [moans] 99 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:44,415 - Eww. I won't be having what he's having. 100 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:47,822 - The point is one of those gossipy, little birdies 101 00:03:47,856 --> 00:03:51,663 tweeted it, which means one of you must have told them. 102 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:52,766 [all gasp] 103 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,503 - Someone here is talking about what we say in group? 104 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,840 - But I've confessed to multiple murders 105 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:58,744 that I did not do. 106 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:00,280 I was never here! 107 00:04:00,347 --> 00:04:02,685 [tires squealing] 108 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:06,392 - Now, Shel, we all know you have a tendency to overshare. 109 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:09,432 Is it at all possible the birdies heard it from you? 110 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:11,503 - Well, of course it's possible. 111 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,941 But it still doesn't mean-- 112 00:04:14,008 --> 00:04:14,810 - Yes it does, Shel. 113 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:17,314 What you share here never leaves here. 114 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:19,051 Trust has always been rule number one. 115 00:04:19,118 --> 00:04:21,657 - I thought rule number one was don't poop on the couch. 116 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,694 - You're right. Rule number one is no number two. 117 00:04:23,727 --> 00:04:26,567 But rule number two is-- well, don't go number one. 118 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,038 But rule number three is the trust thing. 119 00:04:29,105 --> 00:04:30,808 [birds chirping] 120 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:33,012 - Oh, hi, Martin. I only have a minute to chat. 121 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,818 I'm about to throw up a quiche Lorraine into my kid's mouth. 122 00:04:35,852 --> 00:04:38,524 - That's perfect, Dale. I only have a minute as well. 123 00:04:38,591 --> 00:04:40,360 A hawk is about to eat me. 124 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,866 - Let's get into it. - Yes, let's. 125 00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:45,738 - "Puss in Boots" is problematic on multiple levels. 126 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:48,711 - I miss when bears stole picnic baskets. 127 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:52,117 - Listen, my source just gave me some piping hot tea 128 00:04:52,184 --> 00:04:53,854 about a certain one-eyed cat. 129 00:04:53,921 --> 00:04:58,096 - [gasp] Spill, spill, spill, spill, spill, spill, spill. 130 00:04:58,196 --> 00:04:59,498 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,435 - I've got something special for you. 132 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,173 You won't even taste the pill inside. 133 00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:04,676 - [sniffs] 134 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:07,347 - [sniffs] Nu-uh. No way. 135 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:09,753 - Chief, I need you to outlive me. 136 00:05:09,786 --> 00:05:12,324 - Chief, that was peanut butter with bacon bits. 137 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:14,195 It's not going to get better than that. 138 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:15,363 - I'm a visionary. 139 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,902 I see things other dogs can't see. 140 00:05:17,936 --> 00:05:20,641 - That's because the infection is spreading to your brain. 141 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:23,848 - That's ridiculous, Honey's head on the body of a crab. 142 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,285 - What am I gonna do with you? 143 00:05:26,352 --> 00:05:28,089 [feet tapping] 144 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:30,528 [suspenseful music] 145 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:32,966 - Ooh! Thanks, Dale. 146 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,370 Listen to what the little birdies 147 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,374 just told me about The Gray One. 148 00:05:37,441 --> 00:05:39,846 He thinks he could be the Microwave Cat. 149 00:05:39,913 --> 00:05:40,781 Who am I? 150 00:05:40,848 --> 00:05:43,253 "I think I could be the Microwave Cat." 151 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:45,390 [laughter] - No, wait! No, no, no! 152 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,827 Who am I? [grunts] 153 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:47,629 - Ah. 154 00:05:47,729 --> 00:05:49,933 - "I'm gonna live on the microwave!" 155 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,572 - You did not just do that. - Eww, gross! 156 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:55,745 You always take it too far, the Takes it Too Far One! 157 00:05:55,811 --> 00:05:58,249 OK, now back to laughing at The Gray One's dream. 158 00:05:58,283 --> 00:06:00,120 [laughter] 159 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,255 - [groans] 160 00:06:01,322 --> 00:06:02,725 [upbeat music] 161 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,631 OK, which one of you betrayed me? 162 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,735 The little birdies tweeted to the cats at my house 163 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,741 all about my microwave aspirations, 164 00:06:10,775 --> 00:06:13,981 which means that one of you told the little birdies. 165 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:15,383 - [gasps] 166 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,354 Oh, so we're not gasping now? 167 00:06:17,421 --> 00:06:18,857 - OK, let's just take a beat. 168 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:21,095 Shel, do you think maybe you might have 169 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:22,532 let something slip again? 170 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:26,072 - Oh, I let something slip, all right-- 171 00:06:26,138 --> 00:06:27,441 a disk in my back. 172 00:06:27,508 --> 00:06:30,548 I'm not all sex, guys. I'm also very old. 173 00:06:30,581 --> 00:06:33,419 - So if it wasn't Shel, who was it? 174 00:06:33,486 --> 00:06:35,591 - Whoever it was, whimper adorably, 175 00:06:35,691 --> 00:06:38,096 refuse to make eye contact so we know you're guilty, 176 00:06:38,162 --> 00:06:40,033 and we can all move forward. 177 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:44,709 - Really? Wow. 178 00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:46,412 If I wanted to hang out with animals 179 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:48,116 who talk about me behind my back, 180 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:49,485 I could do that at home! 181 00:06:49,552 --> 00:06:52,391 At least they do spot-on impressions. 182 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:54,596 - Oh, The Gray One, wait! 183 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:56,566 All right, the dog booties are coming off. 184 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,169 Without trust, there's no group. 185 00:06:58,236 --> 00:07:01,743 And without group, what am I supposed to do, make jewelry? 186 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:04,481 So the next animal to speak better be confessing. 187 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:05,851 - I have confession. 188 00:07:05,952 --> 00:07:08,189 None of what is said in here is interesting enough 189 00:07:08,222 --> 00:07:09,491 to say outside of group. 190 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:12,230 It's ha-ha sad, not ha-ha funny. 191 00:07:12,264 --> 00:07:13,767 - You know what is ha-ha funny? 192 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:17,508 Your dingleberry cat show of 2017, remember? 193 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:18,677 - How dare you? 194 00:07:18,744 --> 00:07:20,982 You know how traumatized I was by that. 195 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,321 I walked backwards out of rooms for whole year. 196 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:25,758 - OK, guys, this isn't helping. 197 00:07:25,825 --> 00:07:27,762 - It's amazing the lengths this group will go to 198 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,633 to avoid saying nice things about me. 199 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,369 - It's amazing you're still mad about that. 200 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:32,639 - Perhaps mad enough 201 00:07:32,672 --> 00:07:34,909 to share all our secrets. [all agreeing] 202 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,347 - Oh, yeah. - I'm all for blaming Elsa 203 00:07:37,381 --> 00:07:38,517 and calling it a day. 204 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,755 - She did have motive, opportunity, 205 00:07:40,821 --> 00:07:43,459 and quite frankly, it's something she would do. 206 00:07:43,527 --> 00:07:45,831 - Totally. But it's not me, I swear. 207 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:48,637 - I'm sorry, but the conjecture is rock solid. 208 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:51,275 Elsa Nicole Corgi, you can no longer 209 00:07:51,342 --> 00:07:52,444 be a member of this group. 210 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:54,248 - You're kicking me out? 211 00:07:54,281 --> 00:07:55,551 And you're all fine with this? 212 00:07:55,618 --> 00:07:57,321 - I'm not here to make friends. 213 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:58,791 - Even you, Jiminy? 214 00:07:58,824 --> 00:08:02,264 - Allow me to play the world's smallest violin. 215 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:04,368 [upbeat jig] 216 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:06,372 [clapping in rhythm] 217 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,209 ♪ ♪ 218 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:15,725 - Welcome to new and improved group, brought to you by me. 219 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:18,564 ♪ Honey group, keeping secrets safe ♪ 220 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:21,202 Now with 100% less Elsa. 221 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,874 Who wants to be the first to share in our leak-free zone? 222 00:08:23,907 --> 00:08:26,780 - Pass! Look, I hate Elsa as much as the next pig 223 00:08:26,847 --> 00:08:28,449 who has a secret crush on her, 224 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:30,688 but I don't like the way this group takes 225 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:33,660 deeply personal things and weaponizes them. 226 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:36,700 That's my thing. - I, too, find Elsa attractive. 227 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,773 I like butch, but I also don't feel comfortable sharing. 228 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,008 - Honey, maybe you can share. 229 00:08:41,075 --> 00:08:42,845 - Well as the leader of this group, 230 00:08:42,879 --> 00:08:44,448 I don't think it's appropriate for me 231 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:46,419 to rate Elsa on a scale of 1 to 10. 232 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,755 Seven. Eight if she's wet. 233 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:50,060 - Small Fun Raccoon, why don't you start? 234 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:51,328 - Wait. Why is he here? 235 00:08:51,395 --> 00:08:54,201 - Well, we had an open space and he was on the wait list. 236 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,136 - Appreciate you, Honey. 237 00:08:55,303 --> 00:08:56,807 - Look, I know we've been through a rough patch, 238 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,478 but we need to restore our sacred bond. 239 00:08:59,546 --> 00:09:01,382 - I might know something that can help. 240 00:09:01,449 --> 00:09:03,119 You guys into sniffing glue? 241 00:09:03,152 --> 00:09:04,288 - No! - OK. 242 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:05,423 Just checking the temperature. 243 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,227 I do happen to know a great place 244 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:11,636 where you could regain trust by doing team building exercises. 245 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:13,507 And I didn't join the group 246 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,009 just to drum up business for it. 247 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:18,249 - Team building? An easy fix to a complex problem? 248 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,086 Why not? - [sniffing] 249 00:09:20,153 --> 00:09:22,157 Yeah! 250 00:09:23,092 --> 00:09:26,499 - ♪ How dare I dare to dream? ♪ 251 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,739 ♪ I deserve that warm appliance ♪ 252 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:32,745 ♪ That lumpy cat was mean ♪ 253 00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:36,185 ♪ Hoped he'd be more compliant ♪ 254 00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:37,354 - Scram! 255 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,757 - ♪ What was I thinking ♪ 256 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:41,395 ♪ Thinking that thinking? ♪ 257 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,801 ♪ I must be a bleeping idiot ♪ 258 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:46,138 ♪ Thought that I could just take that seat ♪ 259 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,844 ♪ But I couldn't take the reheat ♪ 260 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:50,614 - ♪ What were they thinking ♪ 261 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:52,685 ♪ Thinking that thinking? ♪ 262 00:09:52,752 --> 00:09:55,624 ♪ Thinking that I spilled the tea ♪ 263 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,427 ♪ But I'll show you all ♪ 264 00:09:57,494 --> 00:09:58,296 ♪ Then you'll see-- ♪ 265 00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:00,166 - Hey, back off! This song is about me. 266 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,106 ♪ What was I thinking, thinking that thinking? ♪ 267 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:06,112 - ♪ What were they thinking thinking that thinking? ♪ 268 00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:09,118 - ♪ There are some dreams you should never chase ♪ 269 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,925 - ♪ They'll never find someone to take my place ♪ 270 00:10:12,992 --> 00:10:14,562 - They did! - Now will you please 271 00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:15,798 get out of my face? 272 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:20,674 - ♪ Time to microwave ♪ 273 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:25,150 ♪ Bye bye ♪ 274 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:28,957 ♪ ♪ 275 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,567 - All right, it's come to my attention 276 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,638 that there is a problem in this group. 277 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,675 You don't have trust. 278 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:40,313 And there's only one way to get it back-- 279 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,083 team building. 280 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:42,885 - Yes! 281 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:43,887 - I am going to break you down 282 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:46,827 with a series of physically demanding exercises. 283 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,198 You will get tired, you will cry, 284 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:51,903 there will be times where you will want to kill yourself, 285 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:55,845 and then I will build you back up into a unified team. 286 00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:57,982 If it worked for the cast of "Snow Dogs"... 287 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,619 [all exclaim] - Now we're talkin'! 288 00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:00,921 - The sequel. - OK. 289 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,426 - Oh, oh. - It will work for you. 290 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:06,398 [upbeat rock music] 291 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:11,442 ♪ ♪ 292 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:13,780 [all straining] 293 00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:16,318 - [hisses] [all scream] 294 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:22,297 ♪ ♪ 295 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,700 - [smooching] 296 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:27,007 ♪ ♪ 297 00:11:27,073 --> 00:11:28,476 [wood creaking] 298 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:30,346 [all scream] 299 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:33,019 ♪ ♪ 300 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:34,121 - You're almost there. - We almost got it. 301 00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:37,193 - Come on, Tchotchke! - Make it! 302 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,095 [all scream] 303 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:39,732 - You did that on purpose! - You are weak. 304 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,636 - That was too much. - Who has an erection? 305 00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:42,805 - I don't think this is working. 306 00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:45,310 - Roar! - Oh, no! A bear! 307 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,278 [all exclaim] 308 00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:49,151 - Mr. Bear, is there any chance you're kosher? 309 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:51,723 - Please don't eat me. I have children. 310 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:53,292 I'll lead you to them. 311 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,027 - Ahh! 312 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,831 - [barks] Back off, bear! 313 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,602 You stay away from my Honey group, 314 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:00,106 or so help me, I'll rip off your hat 315 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:02,344 and shove it so far up your mailbox 316 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,918 you'll be dancing blood out of your prolapsed airplane. 317 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,222 - Arr! - OK, let's call it. 318 00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:08,991 Nice work, Greg. 319 00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:11,161 - Really? I felt like I was pushing. 320 00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:14,936 - A common enemy always brings folks together. 321 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,071 Now get the hell out. 322 00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:17,240 I got a family of gophers coming in 323 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,144 in who haven't spoken to each other since the election. 324 00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:21,583 - Wait, that bear attack was a setup? 325 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:22,852 - N-no. 326 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,187 - Attack! - Ohh! 327 00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:27,027 Ow! See? You're beating me up as a team. 328 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,764 [all grunting] You're welcome! 329 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,268 Tell your friends I'm also a notary public. 330 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,672 - Uh! 331 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,076 - Whew, I am so glad that things are back to normal, 332 00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:37,047 'cause I've been wanting to talk about something 333 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,719 that's a little, well, embarrassing. 334 00:12:39,786 --> 00:12:41,088 - ♪ Honey group, keeping-- ♪ 335 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,159 - Yeah, I get it. You know how doggies sometimes 336 00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:45,263 scoot their butts across the carpet? 337 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,967 - Yeah, it's a way dogs release the pressure 338 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,304 in their anal sacs, and it's all perfectly natural. 339 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:52,645 - That may be, but I sometimes go back to where I did it 340 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,682 and I, um-- I, uh-- 341 00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:55,684 - Go ahead. 342 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,087 - I sniff my scoots! 343 00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,690 - Yuck. - I sniff my scoots! 344 00:12:58,724 --> 00:12:59,659 - [retches] - Oh, God, 345 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,563 why do I sniff my scoots? 346 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,667 I'm so ashamed! 347 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,303 - It's OK, Diablo. 348 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:08,075 ♪ Honey group ♪ 349 00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,848 all: ♪ Keeping secrets safe ♪ 350 00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:14,254 - Half of "Paw Patrol" was all of a sex cult. 351 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,860 - The Energizer Bunny kept going and going 352 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,231 until he had that mesh bladder surgery. 353 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,135 - Pizza Rat was at Charlottesville. 354 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,105 - My source just told me something 355 00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:26,780 about a certain cutie patootie who sniffs his scooty doody. 356 00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:29,084 both: Ooh! 357 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,992 - Honey, Chief, I got you some 358 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:36,498 obscenely expensive customized caricature cupcakes. 359 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,367 - [panting] [munches] 360 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,073 Oh, my God! You're going to love this. 361 00:13:40,106 --> 00:13:41,776 - [sniffs] - Fine. 362 00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:44,281 I'll eat it myself, pill and all! 363 00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:45,651 [munching] 364 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:46,953 - Chief, come on. 365 00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,057 - [scoffs] You don't understand. 366 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:52,832 I had a dream, a dream of the ultimate treat, 367 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,203 a treat beyond imagination. 368 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,407 - What was it? - I don't know. 369 00:13:57,474 --> 00:13:58,376 I can't remember. 370 00:13:58,442 --> 00:14:01,148 But I know the ultimate treat is out there. 371 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:03,319 - At least tell me you're staying hydrated. 372 00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:06,291 - Oh, part of me is staying hydrated. 373 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:09,632 - Ah, gross! Don't soak your burning puppy junk 374 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:11,001 in our water bowl! 375 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:14,374 - Oh, Chief, there's plenty of water in this bowl. 376 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:18,149 - Honey group is even more newer, more trustworthier. 377 00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:20,019 Working on a B-side for the jingle. 378 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,255 It goes a little something like-- 379 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:23,894 - Someone in this group has betrayed my trust! 380 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:26,031 - Oh, come on. Duck me. 381 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,872 - I remember it like it was just this afternoon. 382 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,843 [laughter] - You sniff your own scoots? 383 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,245 That's disgusting, 384 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:36,185 and I spit out half a decaying squirrel to say that. 385 00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:39,659 - Honestly, dude, I'd rather be me than you right now. 386 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:41,228 [laughs, groans] 387 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:44,201 - Wait, so the culprit is still here and just stood by 388 00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:46,171 and said nothing while I threw out 389 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,643 dear, sweet, innocent Elsa? 390 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,446 She was the best of us! 391 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,315 - She was fine. 392 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,486 - Do you know how long my waiting list is? 393 00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:56,926 I've got a miniature donkey begging for me to help him 394 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,764 with his body dys-horse-ia. 395 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,567 Well there's a space for him now, 396 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,237 'cause you're all fired! 397 00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:05,243 - [chuckling] OK, yeah. As if you can replace us. 398 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:08,182 - Welcome to spite group-- I mean new group. 399 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,192 [upbeat music] 400 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,962 - The new group is great, Chief. 401 00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:17,367 It kinda makes me forget I even had a group before. 402 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,970 Did I have a group? I don't know. 403 00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,173 I think there was a pig. 404 00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:22,444 - Honey, if I don't make it, 405 00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:25,851 tell Jill that I wanna be buried with the ultimate treat. 406 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,088 - Come on, Chief. - [sniffs] No! 407 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:31,529 - I even wrapped it in chicken skin and dirty tissues! 408 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:34,802 - You really think I'm gonna give it up for something 409 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,873 I can get out of the garbage? 410 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,679 - OK. You've left me no choice. 411 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,348 - Oh, oh! Ooh! 412 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:44,522 - Well, well, well, you risked it all and you lost. 413 00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:45,991 - No, Honey, I won. 414 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:47,293 Don't you get it? 415 00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:49,665 This is the treat beyond imagination! 416 00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:50,968 This was my dream! 417 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,972 ♪ I got a pill in my butt ♪ 418 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:55,076 ♪ And this treat is the ultimate ♪ 419 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:57,113 ♪ I defied, delayed desire ♪ 420 00:15:57,147 --> 00:15:59,251 ♪ And now my rump will benefit ♪ 421 00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:01,155 ♪ Butt pill, butt pill, I've got a butt pill ♪ 422 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,192 ♪ Butt pill, butt pill, butt pill, bye ♪ 423 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:05,163 - ♪ Butt butt butt butt pill pill pill ♪ 424 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,200 ♪ Butt butt pill inside his butt ♪ 425 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,837 Wait, wait, what am I doing? 426 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:11,241 - I dunno. [laughs] 427 00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:12,578 ♪ ♪ 428 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:16,753 [both snoring] 429 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,890 [clears throat] Yeah. 430 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:20,928 - Ow, Chief, I'm sleeping here! 431 00:16:20,994 --> 00:16:22,998 Chief? 432 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:27,006 - [moans] I soak my junk in our water bowl 433 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,010 even when it doesn't burn. 434 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,146 - Oh, gross! 435 00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:31,916 - "Dumb Dog Soaks Junk." 436 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,587 Ooh, tweet it! 437 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:34,454 - Chief, wake up. 438 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,158 The UTI pill is making you sleepwalk 439 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,293 and tell your secrets. 440 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,130 Oh, my God, I took the pills! 441 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,769 They made me sleepwalk and tell the secrets! 442 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:42,771 [dramatic sting] 443 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,474 Shel fakes his orgasms. 444 00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:47,113 - "Tortoise Is O-Face Faker." Tweet it! 445 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,217 - Diablo's a scoot and sniffer. 446 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,758 - "Puny Pooch is Fecal Freak." Tweet it! 447 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,160 - I love trees. 448 00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:56,666 - "Haughty Hound is Hickory Humper." 449 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:57,935 Tweet it! 450 00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:59,539 - I'm the secret leaker. 451 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:02,210 - So after sharing with you that my entire life has been 452 00:17:02,277 --> 00:17:05,149 defined by my size, all you have to say is, 453 00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:06,719 "I'm the secret leaker"? 454 00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:09,792 - I'm sorry, Mini Donk, but I need to get this off my chest. 455 00:17:09,825 --> 00:17:11,596 I alienated my entire group 456 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:14,502 because I blamed them when it was me all along. 457 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:17,106 - Why don't you just go and apologize? 458 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:18,810 I'm Razzle-Dazzle. 459 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:20,046 - I can't do that. 460 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,783 If I were them, I would never forgive me. 461 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,052 - Well, they're not you. 462 00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:24,487 - No, they're much nicer. 463 00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:27,160 Excuse me, wait list, I've got real group to save. 464 00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:30,099 But first, I owe you an apology... 465 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,235 - Um, it's not necessary-- 466 00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:33,372 - Is what I'm going to say to Elsa. 467 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,111 - She's not a great therapist. 468 00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:37,180 - Everybody, shut up! 469 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,819 Leak or no leak, I need help. 470 00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:43,192 Oh, sorry, is this group? 471 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:45,329 - It's a group. - Good enough. 472 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,433 There's something I really want, 473 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,306 but I'm too scared to fight for it. 474 00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:53,880 - You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 475 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,316 I'm Razzle-Dazzle. 476 00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:58,055 - You bunch of freaks might be right. 477 00:17:58,088 --> 00:17:59,959 I deserve to be that Microwave Cat, 478 00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,096 and I'm gonna go get it. 479 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,301 - How do you guys feel about sniffing some glue 480 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,873 and then breaking rules one and two? 481 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,944 ♪ ♪ 482 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,413 - Elsa, I owe you an apology. 483 00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:12,150 What the hell is going on here? 484 00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,853 Are you running a therapy group? 485 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,056 - Oh, no, no. 486 00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:16,993 This is a "we hate Honey" group. 487 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,462 - Well, then, can I join? 488 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,934 Because I hate Honey right now, too. 489 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,303 - Aww. - Stop it! 490 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,441 You're weak. - Yeah. Make her beg. 491 00:18:24,508 --> 00:18:26,879 And nobody look at me while she does it. 492 00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:28,248 - I have a confession to make. 493 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,186 I was the leaker. [all gasp] 494 00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:32,090 - [gasps] Sorry, I was late. 495 00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,392 I didn't realize we were gasping again. 496 00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:35,664 - I was talking in my sleep due to my UTI meds. 497 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,637 So you can be mad at me, but also big pharma. 498 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:42,043 - So you kicked me out of group for something you did? 499 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,913 - I appreciate your forgiveness. 500 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,651 - Not so fast, lady. 501 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:49,391 We pour our hearts out to you every single day 502 00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:52,363 and you listen to our secrets without revealing your own! 503 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,002 Like you're not one of us. 504 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,073 - I hear you, Max. What can I do? 505 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,311 - You can start by sharing a secret. 506 00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:00,947 - Something scandalous. 507 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,685 - Oh, OK. Um... 508 00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:05,289 sometimes when Jill walks in the door, 509 00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,795 I act more excited than I am. 510 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,097 - Duh. You're a dog. 511 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,433 - OK, how about this? 512 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,437 I don't like it when Jill hugs me naked. 513 00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,542 One of us should be wearing clothes. 514 00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:15,677 - No! - Nope. 515 00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:18,115 - I pee lifting my leg? - Are you even trying? 516 00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:19,719 - Honey, these are all very trivial. 517 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:22,256 If you really cared, you would tell us something 518 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:23,927 we can use against you. 519 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:25,664 - All right, fine, um-- 520 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:30,406 oh, I know something horribly embarrassing about me. 521 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:34,582 So a jet of hot fire was shooting out when I peed. 522 00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:36,619 And instead of taking my medicine, 523 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:39,457 I held out for the ultimate treat, 524 00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:43,298 which, for me personally, is getting a pill in my bottom. 525 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,837 - I knew it! - You disgust me. 526 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,306 And welcome back. 527 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,377 [dramatic music] 528 00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:52,985 - Microwave Cat, I'm giving you a new name. 529 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:56,324 It's The Cat Who Used To Be The Microwave Cat Cat. 530 00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,362 - Keep dreaming, Gray One. 531 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:00,232 - I will keep dreaming! 532 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,070 We should all fight for our dreams. 533 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:04,207 Like you! What's your dream? 534 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,512 - Uh, to be the Microwave Cat? 535 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:09,518 - Oh, OK. See, that's kinda my dream right now. 536 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:13,459 But the power to dream other dreams is within us all. 537 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:16,933 And today, I'm gonna realize my dream 538 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,572 by removing your lumpy ass. 539 00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:22,343 [all agreeing] [electricity zapping] 540 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:24,180 - Oh, really? 541 00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:25,851 [all gasp] 542 00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:30,126 - Oh! Ahh! Hot, hot, hot, hot eye! 543 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,261 - Hey, The Gray One... 544 00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:35,035 [whispering] You did that with the power of your dreams. 545 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,672 - Oh, my God, I did! 546 00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:40,079 - You were right. Inside all of us is the power. 547 00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:41,114 - Zip it, turd. 548 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,751 Hey, Floor Cat, move! 549 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,924 - Actually, I'm TV Cat, but-- - Not anymore! 550 00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:50,399 [laughs evilly] 551 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:56,512 [upbeat music] 552 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,150 - Paddington bought his Golden Globe. 553 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:01,421 - Woodstock could talk if he wanted to. 554 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:04,427 - Try finding Nemo when the waiter brings the check. 555 00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:06,398 - Oh, cheer up, Eeyore. 556 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,270 - Keyboard Cat was roommates with Brett Kavanaugh. 557 00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:11,509 - Chip and Dale are in a loveless marriage. 558 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,214 - MC Scat Cat was a flat Earther. 559 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,586 - More like bi-Curious George. 560 00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:17,754 - You know, Sonic the Hedgehog 561 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,424 has yet to denounce Prince Andrew. 562 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,662 - Peppa Pig is a Scientologist. 563 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:24,300 - Smokey the Bear had pec implants. 564 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,271 - Goofy knew what he was doing. 565 00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:27,875 - Wishbone was a never-nude. 566 00:21:27,941 --> 00:21:31,916 - Garfield hates Mondays and interracial marriage. 567 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,024 - Bento. [all cheer] 568 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,028 - That's nice, Jen and Gabby.