1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,908 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:03,975 --> 00:00:05,377 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 3 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,716 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 4 00:00:07,749 --> 00:00:08,985 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,456 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 6 00:00:11,524 --> 00:00:14,028 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 7 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:15,665 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 8 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:19,005 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 9 00:00:19,038 --> 00:00:21,442 - ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow ♪ 10 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:24,248 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 11 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:26,720 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ 12 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:29,626 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 13 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:32,666 [music crescendos] 14 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:33,968 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:37,007 [soft music] 16 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,680 - Aw, look at those happy couples. 17 00:00:39,746 --> 00:00:42,017 Lovebirds, love-lizards, 18 00:00:42,051 --> 00:00:43,754 love-dragonflies. 19 00:00:43,788 --> 00:00:45,023 - I love you, Frank. 20 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:46,760 - I love you more, Jerry. 21 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:49,131 - Aw, face it, Lonely D. 22 00:00:49,198 --> 00:00:51,402 Love's not gonna just fall out of the sky. 23 00:00:51,436 --> 00:00:53,541 Love! Oh, it's just an acorn. 24 00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:55,210 - Whoo, ha! 25 00:00:55,244 --> 00:00:57,849 Heads up, sad weasel, oh! 26 00:00:57,949 --> 00:01:00,020 Whoa, whoo, ha, yee-hoo! 27 00:01:00,087 --> 00:01:01,590 Parkour! 28 00:01:01,657 --> 00:01:03,761 - Ow, ow! 29 00:01:03,828 --> 00:01:05,665 Could you please be more careful? 30 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,134 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 31 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,973 Is my acorn parkour too extreme for you? 32 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,175 Spadoink! - Ow! 33 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:12,946 It is getting harder for me to give you 34 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:14,215 the benefit of the doubt! 35 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,787 - Oh, look at this cry-puppy! 36 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,189 [laughs] 37 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,060 No wonder you're the only animal here 38 00:01:20,093 --> 00:01:21,997 who's not banging--spadoink. 39 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:25,037 [laughing] 40 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,807 [dramatic music] 41 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,011 - [roars] 42 00:01:29,078 --> 00:01:32,384 - [screaming] 43 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:35,257 - [gasps] Oh, no. 44 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:37,227 I gave into my primal instinct, 45 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:39,967 and I killed this douchey squirrel. 46 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:43,173 - And that's when my tapeworm said he wanted 47 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,077 to see other colons. 48 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:47,882 - Aww, Gray One, any parasite would be lucky 49 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,318 to join your gut flora. 50 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:50,555 - Are you about to murder me? 51 00:01:50,622 --> 00:01:52,626 - Yeah, Nibbles, that was awfully nice of you. 52 00:01:52,726 --> 00:01:53,661 What's going on? 53 00:01:53,728 --> 00:01:54,763 - I'm in love! 54 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:58,003 Mrs. Levy put a new hamster in my cage named Peppercorn, 55 00:01:58,069 --> 00:02:00,407 and he's my everything! 56 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,979 Oh, go ahead, smooshy bear, you drink. 57 00:02:03,046 --> 00:02:05,685 - Nah, nah, you drink, cuddlewubs. 58 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:09,693 [soft music] 59 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:13,366 - So when are you gonna kill him and eat his face? 60 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,970 Should we pencil that in for tomorrow? 61 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:16,406 - Oh, that won't happen this time. 62 00:02:16,472 --> 00:02:20,113 He's the one. Plus, I'm 18 months old. 63 00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:22,318 If I don't settle down now, then when? 64 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:25,223 - Nibbles, to avoid making the same murderous mistakes, 65 00:02:25,257 --> 00:02:27,161 maybe we should talk about why you killed 66 00:02:27,194 --> 00:02:28,864 your last mate, Butterscotch. 67 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,334 - Eh, what's to talk about? 68 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,073 One thing led to another, and I ended him. 69 00:02:33,106 --> 00:02:34,275 Diablo, what's up with you? 70 00:02:34,308 --> 00:02:35,678 - What's up? Oh, I don't know, not much. 71 00:02:35,712 --> 00:02:38,116 [chuckles] You know, I killed a squirrel. 72 00:02:38,149 --> 00:02:39,151 - [gasps] - Oh, God! 73 00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:40,420 - Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 74 00:02:40,454 --> 00:02:41,957 Don't worry, Honey. I'll lick it all up. 75 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,661 - Sure, we've all chased squirrels, 76 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:46,065 gone right up to the edge of bestial bloodlust, 77 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,069 but we don't actually do it. 78 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,606 - I mean, if you could overpower it, 79 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:52,044 then it had to be, what, elderly, or-- 80 00:02:52,144 --> 00:02:53,446 [gasps] A baby? 81 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,520 - No, no, he was a super fit grown-up. 82 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,958 - Well, welcome to the killer club, D-- 83 00:02:59,058 --> 00:03:01,630 which I am not a member of anymore. 84 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:04,301 - Anyway, I wanted to apologize to my victim, 85 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:06,072 who's now in the afterlife, 86 00:03:06,105 --> 00:03:07,675 so I, um--I saw a psychic. 87 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:09,813 [all gasp] - What is this weird feeling? 88 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,652 Is this what it's like to find Diablo interesting? 89 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:16,259 - Anyway, the psychic calls herself "the Boaracle." 90 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:18,396 - Ooh, a psychic boar. 91 00:03:18,496 --> 00:03:21,102 Not super grounded, but okay. 92 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:23,173 - And she lives in a creepy cave 93 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:25,243 at the spooky end of the woods, 94 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,649 where the old men hide their pornography. 95 00:03:27,716 --> 00:03:33,794 - And now I shall channel the spirit you seek. 96 00:03:33,861 --> 00:03:36,232 [dramatic music] 97 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:38,470 - Oh-ho-ho, hey! 98 00:03:38,504 --> 00:03:41,476 Thanks a lot for killing me, boombots! 99 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:44,248 - Well, you were kind of asking for it, mister! 100 00:03:44,315 --> 00:03:45,818 But I still want to make amends. 101 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:48,289 - Oh, let me think about that. You know what? 102 00:03:48,323 --> 00:03:50,360 Dig up acorns for my family, 103 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:52,999 and maybe I won't haunt your ass. 104 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,703 Capisce? 105 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:58,309 - But first, would you like to know how you're going to die? 106 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:00,648 It's in a hot air balloon. 107 00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:03,687 But spoiler, not how you'd expect. 108 00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:05,591 - Well, I don't know what we're doing here 109 00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:08,029 when we can just go to a psychic boar 110 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:09,866 and solve all our problems. 111 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:10,668 - Exactly. 112 00:04:10,735 --> 00:04:12,271 Wait, you're being sarcastic, right? 113 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:15,110 - No, I'm being sincere. - What? 114 00:04:15,177 --> 00:04:16,513 There's no such thing as ghosts, 115 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,949 and this psychic is a crock. 116 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:20,287 - I thought she was a boar, but either way, I'm in. 117 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,592 - No, no, no, she's a two-faced scam artist 118 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:24,663 who preys on feeble-minded animals 119 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:26,499 with phony promises that sound good 120 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,303 but turn out to be useless, 121 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,142 like vitamins or the Paris Climate Accords. 122 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:32,377 Yeah, I went there. 123 00:04:32,411 --> 00:04:34,281 I won't let her get away with this, Diablo. 124 00:04:34,348 --> 00:04:36,820 I must light a candle of noble truth. 125 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:37,956 It is my duty. 126 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:39,191 [all laugh] 127 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:40,494 - Yes, I know. I said "duty." 128 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:42,999 [all laugh] - Duty. 129 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,803 - Hey, Nostra-dumbass! 130 00:04:44,803 --> 00:04:48,076 I'm here to stop you from spreading your ghost-aganda. 131 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:49,613 - Yes, it's your duty. 132 00:04:49,679 --> 00:04:51,415 - [giggles] Now I get it. 133 00:04:51,449 --> 00:04:53,587 - So you're an unbeliever. 134 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:57,461 You won't be the first animal I've convince-ificated. 135 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:58,964 - [gasps] And you're not even a boar. 136 00:04:59,031 --> 00:04:59,966 You're a beaver. 137 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,970 - Yeah, but this cave used to belong to a boar. 138 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:04,341 She got hit by lightning, and yes, she saw it coming. 139 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:06,379 I inherited the business, but I kept the name 140 00:05:06,412 --> 00:05:09,853 because there's a dire absence of psychic beaver puns 141 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,289 that aren't filthy. 142 00:05:11,355 --> 00:05:15,565 But my powers are very real! 143 00:05:15,631 --> 00:05:16,834 - Oh, yeah? Then prove it. 144 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:18,871 Show me my dead best friend, Big Cookie, 145 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:22,110 who, if ghosts were real, would be haunting me hard. 146 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:23,614 Boom, spirit challenge. 147 00:05:23,681 --> 00:05:27,054 - You're on, like the ghost of Donkey Kong, 148 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,657 who's also a client. 149 00:05:29,191 --> 00:05:34,870 Ah! A soul wishes to speak to you. 150 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:35,838 - I am Chancellor 151 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:38,142 von Braucken-Schweitzen- Gautssen-Hopffberg, 152 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:39,613 Chief's great-great-grandfather. 153 00:05:39,679 --> 00:05:41,650 - Ahh! What's in this mystic dust? 154 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,954 Did you dose me? That's illegal. 155 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:45,423 Help, Paw Patrol! 156 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:48,329 - The dust is merely sage to add glamour 157 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:51,469 to a dank cave that smells of beaver. 158 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:53,473 Oh, wait, are you seeing the spirit? 159 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:55,545 - I mean, I'm hallucinating Chancellor 160 00:05:55,611 --> 00:05:57,447 von Braucken- Schweitzen-Gautssen- 161 00:05:57,481 --> 00:05:59,351 Hassenpfeffer Incorporated. 162 00:05:59,385 --> 00:06:00,253 - Hm, close enough. 163 00:06:00,287 --> 00:06:03,192 - You must have the gift of psychic power. 164 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:04,729 Have you ever considered a career 165 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:07,569 sitting in caves, acting spooky? 166 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,804 - Listen to me, Honey. 167 00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:10,473 I have an important message for Chief 168 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,977 from the great beyond. 169 00:06:12,044 --> 00:06:13,681 Tell him I say, hi! 170 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:15,818 - Clearly, this is fake, you fake faker. 171 00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:17,989 You can't even summon the dog I wanted. 172 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:21,128 - We do not dictate who answers our entreaties. 173 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:25,437 We must submit to the unknown without seeking to control it, 174 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:28,978 like weather or whatever Netflix thinks 175 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:31,215 you should watch next. 176 00:06:31,282 --> 00:06:34,121 Now, here comes another one! 177 00:06:34,154 --> 00:06:35,457 - Agh! 178 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:38,564 - Butterscotch? Nibbles' last victim-ate? 179 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:41,068 That's a portmanteau I created combining victim and mate. 180 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:44,308 - Huh, surprised you recognize me without my face on. 181 00:06:44,341 --> 00:06:45,845 - You're the only faceless hamster I know. 182 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:47,447 - You're about to know another one 183 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:48,784 if you don't warn Peppercorn 184 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:50,988 about Nibbles being a face-etarian. 185 00:06:51,022 --> 00:06:53,493 One second, I'm calling dibs on the running wheel, 186 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,698 and the next, she's chowing on my cheeks. 187 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:57,702 - No, I can change her, Butterscotch, 188 00:06:57,769 --> 00:07:00,373 with time-tested therapeutic methods. 189 00:07:00,407 --> 00:07:01,777 - Um, hi, I was first. 190 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,647 - Yeah, I got your message, hello. 191 00:07:03,681 --> 00:07:06,319 - It's not hello. It's hi. 192 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,855 Less formal, we're family. 193 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:08,691 - Got it, hi. 194 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:11,530 These were ridiculous exchanges. 195 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:15,303 - Wow, digging up acorns is so easy. 196 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:17,942 Why are squirrels always so panicked about it? 197 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:18,777 - Oh! - Ow! 198 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:20,514 - Sorry for falling out of the sky. 199 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:23,086 [laughs] Hi, I'm Maria. 200 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:26,893 - ♪ Maria ♪ 201 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:31,135 ♪ I just met a squirrel named Maria ♪ 202 00:07:31,168 --> 00:07:32,705 I'm Diablo. 203 00:07:32,739 --> 00:07:37,481 So are we stockpiling acorns for one or dot, dot, dot? 204 00:07:37,548 --> 00:07:40,420 - Oh, I have a mate. Maybe you've met him. 205 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:43,794 Handsome, great at parkour, kind of a jerk. 206 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:47,367 [siren wailing] - [screaming] 207 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:50,541 - No, I haven't met him. 208 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,512 I don't know what he tasted like. 209 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:54,481 - [laughing] You're so random! 210 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,185 - I totally am. 211 00:07:56,252 --> 00:07:57,855 Pillowcase! - [laughs] 212 00:07:57,889 --> 00:08:01,329 - So tell me. Do you like acorns, Maria? 213 00:08:01,395 --> 00:08:05,571 - I do, Diablo. I do very, very much. 214 00:08:05,604 --> 00:08:07,675 [upbeat music] 215 00:08:07,742 --> 00:08:11,115 - We spent hours together. She loves my laugh. 216 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:13,754 [cackling] 217 00:08:13,787 --> 00:08:15,423 And I love that she's a window 218 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:16,860 into a culture I never knew before. 219 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:18,630 Am I glowing? I feel like I'm glowing. 220 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:20,300 - New love high five! 221 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,570 - Bad dog and hamster! 222 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:23,473 You're both just papering over your guilt 223 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:24,676 with new relationships. 224 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:26,613 I'm disappointed. - As am I. 225 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,550 You didn't seal the deal? 226 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:30,955 Sex or get off the pot, Diablo. 227 00:08:31,022 --> 00:08:33,393 - Nibbles, let's keep that love train chugging 228 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:34,562 past Face Eat Junction. 229 00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:35,998 Get your trauma tool kit 230 00:08:36,032 --> 00:08:38,771 because we're about to raise a barn of healing. 231 00:08:38,804 --> 00:08:41,610 - Ugh, the metaphors are out of control today. 232 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,714 - I don't want you to kill Peppercorn 233 00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:45,417 for calling dibs on the running wheel. 234 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,553 - You're right. 235 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:48,757 I do kill for the smallest of reasons. 236 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:51,262 I even want to kill you for seeing right through me. 237 00:08:51,328 --> 00:08:52,364 How'd you do that? 238 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,268 - Honey, you reached her. We did it! 239 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,875 - And there was absolutely nothing supernatural about it. 240 00:08:57,909 --> 00:09:01,817 The only ESP I need is Extra-Special thera-P. 241 00:09:01,883 --> 00:09:04,354 - Say what you want about her metaphors, 242 00:09:04,388 --> 00:09:06,459 but her acronym game is tight. 243 00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:07,862 ♪ ♪ 244 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,264 - It was the kind of breakthrough 245 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,400 they make movies about. 246 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,505 I'm seeing Charlize Theron as Honey. 247 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:15,310 And for Nibbles, is Rhea Perlman active? 248 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:16,713 What are you doing? - Eating! 249 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:20,086 I get the food, but the gravity does the work. 250 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,459 - Anyway, it really made up for the crazy morning I had. 251 00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:26,132 So this sham psychic boar-beaver 252 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,971 somehow hypnotized me into seeing a Saint Bernard 253 00:09:29,037 --> 00:09:30,908 who said he was your great-great-grandpa. 254 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:32,812 - [gasps] Did he have a message for me? 255 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:35,150 - He said hi. - That's him! 256 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,820 That's Pop-Pop's pop-pop! 257 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:40,059 Oh, I have so many questions. 258 00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:42,698 Honey, if you see him again-- - I'm not gonna see him again. 259 00:09:42,698 --> 00:09:44,803 He's not real. I was high on beaver kush. 260 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:48,276 - But if you do, please, Honey, I have to know... 261 00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:49,344 what's up? 262 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:51,850 - I'm not gonna ask some hallucination what is up. 263 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:55,056 - No, "What's up?" It's less formal. 264 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:56,560 We're family. 265 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:58,730 He said hi. [chuckles] 266 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,433 - Ghosts aren't real! 267 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,570 - Boo! - [gasps] 268 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:02,972 - I'm the ghost of Shel's uncle. 269 00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:05,611 I'm dead, and I have a message for him. 270 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:07,114 - Did someone slip some sage 271 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:10,353 in my organic sustainably foraged cold-press kibble? 272 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:11,656 'Cause I'm hallucinating. 273 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:13,794 - I'm not a hallucination. 274 00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:16,766 I'm as real as the heart attack that killed me. 275 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,670 Can't anyone else see me? 276 00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:20,306 - Yeah, I can see you. - See? 277 00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:21,408 That proves it. 278 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:23,112 - Great, I'm not hallucinating. 279 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,348 I'm just losing my mind. 280 00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,885 - Who's she talking to? 281 00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:32,632 - Honey, you're not in Boaracle's drug den anymore. 282 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,800 I know that, Honey. 283 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,571 So why are you hallucinating ghosts 284 00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:36,907 and talking to yourself? 285 00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:39,444 Because I've obviously had a breakdown, Honey! 286 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:40,648 - Can we cut the crap? 287 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:41,583 A lot of us ghosts have messages 288 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,119 for the other side. 289 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,589 And word's gotten out that you're the new doggy door 290 00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:46,025 to the world of the living. 291 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:49,097 So I'm not leaving until you warn Nibbles' new mate, 292 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:52,037 Peppercorn, that his days are numbered. 293 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,005 - No! 294 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:54,943 - And I'm not leaving until you give Shel 295 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:59,318 my sixteen tricks guaranteed to make Darla's toes curl. 296 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:00,788 - Ah! 297 00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:02,525 - And I'm not going anywhere until you tell Max 298 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,694 to avenge my death. 299 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,664 - Oh, no, another one? 300 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,802 - I'm the first Max, Max Classic. 301 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:09,672 Max Number Two won't know peace 302 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,375 until he brings my murderer to justice! 303 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:14,248 It was Tobey Maguire on the set of "The Good German." 304 00:11:14,314 --> 00:11:15,584 - Ahh! 305 00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:18,489 - Tell my sweet Chico Mama's watchin'. 306 00:11:18,489 --> 00:11:20,126 And he's a huge disappointment. 307 00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:21,395 - Ah! 308 00:11:21,428 --> 00:11:25,336 - Tell Tabitha to rise up and establish dictatorship 309 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,606 of the proletari-cat. 310 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,744 - Ahh! 311 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:29,946 - You, commoner. 312 00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:34,087 Elsa must know that she descends from corgi royalty. 313 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:36,760 - Ahh! 314 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,564 [dramatic music] 315 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,400 - [sniffing] - Who's doing that? 316 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,270 - Knock-knock. 317 00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:43,439 Acorn delivery. 318 00:11:43,574 --> 00:11:46,880 Come and get 'em while they're still not mature oak trees. 319 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:49,519 - Yay, Uncle Diablo's here! 320 00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:50,654 - Ah! - Thanks. 321 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:51,923 I really needed this. 322 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,627 Their father never came home last night. 323 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,796 Probably another bender 324 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:56,766 with that nest-wrecking chipmunk of his! 325 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,704 I mean, where else could he be? 326 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,676 - [screaming] 327 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,045 - No idea. 328 00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:05,450 - You'd never abandon your mate. 329 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,287 You're different. 330 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,293 [soft music] 331 00:12:10,326 --> 00:12:13,165 ♪ ♪ 332 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:18,844 - ♪ Thought I'd never find love ♪ 333 00:12:18,911 --> 00:12:23,921 ♪ Then a squirrel fell from above ♪ 334 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:26,358 ♪ Then I killed that squirrel ♪ 335 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:30,366 ♪ And another one fell from above ♪ 336 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:31,903 ♪ ♪ 337 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:36,746 ♪ Now that's the one that I love ♪ 338 00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,382 What's wrong? 339 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:39,519 This was the kind of day 340 00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,088 romantic montages are made of. 341 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,259 - I have feelings for you, Diablo. 342 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:46,265 But I'm still a mated squirrel. - No, you're not. 343 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,668 Your mate's dea-- 344 00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,338 finitely banging some chipmunk. 345 00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:53,479 - Just because he's a bastard doesn't mean he's not my mate! 346 00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:55,751 [sobbing] - No, Maria! 347 00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:58,690 Please don't go! Big squirrels don't cry! 348 00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:00,460 - They can cry if they want to! 349 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:02,598 Cry if they want to! 350 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:05,938 [all yelling] 351 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,744 - Enough! Stay strong. 352 00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,681 Can't let group know I've lost my mind. 353 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,017 - Honey's obviously lost her mind. 354 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,254 - Honey, are you feeling okay? 355 00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:17,427 - I'm fine. Nibbles, how's Peppercorn? 356 00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,930 - Still 100% alive. 357 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,770 And it's all thanks to your help. 358 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,740 - Ha, therapy for the win. Told ya! 359 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,045 - Honey, the American Psychological Association 360 00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:28,482 generally frowns on I told you so's. 361 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:29,652 - Perhaps Honey can use some 362 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:31,723 of her non-magical relationship magic 363 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,960 on Darla and myself. 364 00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:36,098 - Don't let Nibbles fool you or herself. 365 00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:38,035 She's a stone-cold face-eater. 366 00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:40,808 And she is going to kill Peppercorn. 367 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,745 - She's not. She's getting better. 368 00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:45,183 - This no-face won't pipe down 369 00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,955 until you do the Peppercorn thing. 370 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,828 - Mine first. It's an erotic emergency. 371 00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:51,930 [all yelling] 372 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,600 - Tobey Maguire must pay! 373 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,169 - So then I said to her, 374 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:56,906 "Well, that's not what I said you said 375 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,209 but what I said you said." 376 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,914 And this is where it gets really interesting. 377 00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:04,589 - I can't take this anymore! 378 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,924 - Honestly, Shel, she was saying 379 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:06,993 what we were all thinking. 380 00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,999 - So it turns out finding these acorns is getting 381 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,736 a little tough, and I was just wondering 382 00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:14,776 if you could help me provide for Maria, 383 00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,445 maybe give me some buried treasure deets 384 00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:17,815 from a dead pirate or-- 385 00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,986 - You got some gabagool coming here. 386 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,355 Did you even tell her I'm dead? 387 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:24,294 - No, no, she thinks you're off with some chipmunk. 388 00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:27,100 - Oh, the cannolis on this guy! 389 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,541 - Oh, please, I want to get Maria something special. 390 00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,277 The biggest acorn there is. 391 00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,816 - Okay, but only 'cause she deserves it. 392 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,385 Under the tree in your yard, 393 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,625 I buried the biggest acorn you ever seen, okay? 394 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:41,930 But you're gonna want to take Maria with you to dig it up. 395 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,199 It's a two-animal job. 396 00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:45,838 - Thanks, cuckolded ghost! - Oh! 397 00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:47,708 - Ugh, channeling that guy 398 00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,478 really does a number on my throat. 399 00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:50,681 [coughs] 400 00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:52,050 - Hey, Honey! - I'm not crazy! 401 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:53,920 You're crazy! - Excuse me, pardon me. 402 00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:55,991 I don't understand the physics of this. 403 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,160 - I'm sorry I called you fake, 404 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:59,064 but quit it with the fake ghosts. 405 00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,803 - The spirits are real. 406 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,840 And yes, they watch you 407 00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:05,611 when you go the bathroom. 408 00:15:05,644 --> 00:15:06,880 - I know! 409 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,416 - If you desire them gone, 410 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,854 then do as they command! 411 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,825 - Nuh-uh, even if they were real, 412 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:13,994 which they're not, they're wrong. 413 00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:15,531 They said I couldn't change Nibbles, 414 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:18,637 but I did, and because of me, Peppercorn is alive. 415 00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:19,906 - Hey, I'm Peppercorn, 416 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:22,511 the most recent love of Nibbles' life. 417 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:25,684 - Okay, so this is clearly some Coachella hologram 418 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,020 because I cured Nibbles. 419 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,289 - Hi, Boaracle. 420 00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:30,426 I just murdered my mushabusha, Peppercorn, 421 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,932 and a whiny little weasel-dog said you can help me 422 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,635 get out of feeling bad about it. 423 00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,371 - Nibbles! - Hey, Honey. 424 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:37,373 Who'd you murder? 425 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,553 - Nibbles, you killed Peppercorn? 426 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,989 How could you do that to me 427 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,993 and the rest of the psychiatric community? 428 00:15:47,026 --> 00:15:49,799 - It was just one of those hilarious mix-ups 429 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,803 that end with a dead hamster. 430 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:52,872 - She's lying! 431 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,476 I just sneezed adorably, and then she killed me. 432 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:58,950 - Mm, Peppercorn, uh, disputes your take on it, Nibbles. 433 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,921 - Wait, you can talk to Peppercorn's ghost? 434 00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,892 And he's calling me a liar? 435 00:16:02,925 --> 00:16:05,229 Did you call me a liar, Peppercorn? 436 00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,100 I'll send you into the after-afterlife! 437 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,941 - Honey, the one you sought is here! 438 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,076 - [gasps] Big Cookie? 439 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,414 - Spirit challenge loser says what? 440 00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:17,955 - Yes, Honey, it's me. Come along now. 441 00:16:18,022 --> 00:16:19,324 - Where? - No questions. 442 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,094 So you're gonna feel a slight tickle 443 00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:24,067 as I pull your soul from your body. 444 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,875 Just let go. 445 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:29,846 - Ow! You said a slight tickle. 446 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:32,283 - Shake it off, snowflake. 447 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,058 - Maria, I respect how conflicted you are, 448 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:38,062 but I think I can change your mind 449 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,832 with a big surprise 450 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,571 that you're gonna go nuts for! 451 00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,609 - Ahh! - Ah! 452 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:45,978 Damn ghost set me up! 453 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:49,084 - Why would you show me my mate's dead body? 454 00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:50,253 - I didn't mean to! 455 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,023 Just like I didn't mean to kill him! 456 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,562 - You killed him? - Who told you? 457 00:16:54,629 --> 00:16:56,265 - You monster! 458 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:59,137 - No, it was an accident. I'm a nice dog. 459 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,507 Do you remember this? 460 00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:02,277 [cackling] 461 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,014 And now that you know he's dead, 462 00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:05,851 we can be together, right? 463 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:07,253 Yay, love wins! 464 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,794 - You stay the hell away from me, maniac! 465 00:17:10,861 --> 00:17:12,998 You're worse than my mate was. 466 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,238 And you're not even good at parkour! 467 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:19,277 - Look, I'm just a dog who killed a squirrel 468 00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,849 standing in front of the mate of that squirrel, 469 00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,787 asking her to love him. 470 00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:24,855 Ah! 471 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,491 - [laughing] 472 00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:29,999 Look at--look at-- I'm the acorn! 473 00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:32,337 [laughing] 474 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:36,178 I guess my unfinished business was trolling that loser dog. 475 00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:38,550 Ghost squirrel out! 476 00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:39,752 - [sighs] 477 00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:41,522 [soft music] 478 00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:44,160 - So heaven really is a big farm upstate? 479 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,298 - Only for the good animals. 480 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,772 There's Wishbone, Grumpy Cat, Charles Manson's ferret. 481 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,141 He's a real sweetheart, 482 00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:53,178 had nothing to do with the bad stuff. 483 00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:56,218 - Ah, it's me, Chancellor. Did you deliver my message? 484 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,890 - Yes. - Well, what did he say? 485 00:17:58,957 --> 00:18:00,459 - He said, "What's up?" 486 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:04,000 - Ha, what's up. Tell him, "Not much." 487 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:05,837 Follow up, "You?" 488 00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,741 Ooh, Chuck Manson's ferret! 489 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,277 Wait up, you crazy bastard! 490 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:11,214 - Big Cookie, why didn't you reach out to me 491 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,218 when everyone else's annoying ancestors did? 492 00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:15,222 - We never had unfinished business. 493 00:18:15,256 --> 00:18:17,160 Our friendship was perfect. 494 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,331 - Aww. - And you don't need my advice. 495 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,335 You just need to accept reality. 496 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:25,109 I'm dead, Nibbles is a monster, and ghosts are real. 497 00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:27,180 [chuckles] You're a dog of science. 498 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,050 The evidence is right in front of you. 499 00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,186 - You're right. 500 00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:31,656 I don't know why I was fighting it so hard. 501 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:34,160 I guess I was threatened by that weird beaver-boar. 502 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,031 But what do I care who helps group, 503 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,333 as long as they feel better. 504 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,471 I obviously have a hard time accepting anything 505 00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,375 that doesn't fit into my worldview. 506 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:43,479 I'm always over-intellectualizing things. 507 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,383 And-- - Now, this, I don't miss. 508 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:48,088 I did it! I got verified. 509 00:18:48,188 --> 00:18:50,159 Damn it, Marley! 510 00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:53,265 [upbeat music] 511 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,537 - Honey? - I want to apologize. 512 00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:58,175 Obviously, I used insider ghost knowledge 513 00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,547 to try and fix you, but you don't need fixing. 514 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:03,252 You're a killer, and you'll never know peace 515 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,122 until you accept that. 516 00:19:05,156 --> 00:19:07,193 So stay away from other hamsters. 517 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:11,001 - But what if Mrs. Levy puts another mate in my cage? 518 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,303 - That blood's on Levy's hands. 519 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:15,142 - Oh, what a relief! [chuckles] 520 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,382 - That's a weird lesson, but good enough. 521 00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:22,524 - Tabitha, ghosts are real, I'm a hypocrite, 522 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,361 and your dad wants you to start a revolution. 523 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,066 - And scuff my claws? No. 524 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,839 - Eh, democracy's dead anyway. 525 00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:33,012 - Chico, your mother's love language was criticism. 526 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:35,282 - Wow, she must have loved me a lot. 527 00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:36,652 - That's not what I said. 528 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:39,157 - It was the note behind the note. 529 00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:41,028 And, Shel, your great-uncle says 530 00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,998 to "pull a Michelangelo" on Darla. 531 00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:45,036 - But that's what killed him! 532 00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,906 All right, I'll try it. 533 00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:48,275 ♪ ♪ 534 00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:50,246 - Max, Original Max wants you 535 00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:52,116 to get revenge on Tobey Maguire. 536 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,054 - You know, tell him I think that time 537 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,324 has already done that for us. 538 00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:57,861 - Any ghost messages for me? 539 00:19:57,928 --> 00:20:03,606 - Tell her she's royalty! Superior to all other dogs! 540 00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:08,516 - No, nothing for you. 541 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,756 - You know what? I get it. 542 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,058 ♪ ♪ 543 00:20:13,158 --> 00:20:16,264 - Really? He asked me what's up with me? 544 00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:19,404 [laughing] Whoa, did not see that coming. 545 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:24,214 Okay, tell him, "Same old, same old." 546 00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:26,384 - He says, "Same old, same old." 547 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:30,326 - Ah, finally, I can rest in peace. 548 00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:33,465 - And I can finally pee in peace. 549 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,438 - Psst, it wasn't an asteroid that wiped us out. 550 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,943 Listen carefully because it's about to happen again, 551 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:39,912 and you only have-- 552 00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:41,148 - Occupado! 553 00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:43,653 ♪ ♪ 554 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,197 [soft music] 555 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:51,168 - So I freeze halfway across the highway, 556 00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,604 and bam, roadkill! 557 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:55,376 Then who steps out of the car to inspect the damage? 558 00:20:55,409 --> 00:20:58,248 I kid you not, Amy Adams. 559 00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:00,152 - Ooh! - Yes! 560 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,123 - Come on, that's nothing. 561 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,860 I was torn apart by an enormous beast. 562 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:07,568 Oh, you should've seen the monster dog that killed me. 563 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,406 20 feet high, razor sharp fangs. 564 00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:14,080 We grappled for ten days until that stugotz cheated 565 00:21:14,114 --> 00:21:17,053 and shot me with a harpoon, oh! 566 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,489 - Hey, watch it, you! 567 00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:22,263 ♪ ♪ 568 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,267 Hi, I'm Butterscotch. 569 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,204 - I'm Peppercorn. 570 00:21:26,238 --> 00:21:29,177 both: You're so beautiful. 571 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,983 ♪ ♪ 572 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,324 [cheering] 573 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,028 - That's nice, Jen and Gabby.