1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,106 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,173 --> 00:00:04,475 - I can't believe in this climate 3 00:00:04,543 --> 00:00:06,780 we're still calling you guys ladybugs. 4 00:00:06,847 --> 00:00:09,018 - "Guys"? Really? 5 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:10,387 - Educate me! 6 00:00:10,454 --> 00:00:12,358 Not that it's your responsibility. 7 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:14,630 - [sniffing] Where is it? Where is it? 8 00:00:14,663 --> 00:00:16,232 - [grunts] - Honey, 9 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:19,105 I can't find my Squeaky Pizza toy anywhere. 10 00:00:19,171 --> 00:00:20,508 - Jill threw Squeaky Pizza 11 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:22,779 into the construction dumpster next door 12 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:26,787 because Squeaky Pizza sounds like a dying rat's last fart. 13 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,323 - That's why I loved him. 14 00:00:28,356 --> 00:00:30,895 I'm coming for you, Squeaky Pizza! 15 00:00:30,962 --> 00:00:33,668 [heroic music] 16 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,003 [grunts] 17 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:38,009 [sniffing] 18 00:00:38,076 --> 00:00:43,621 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:43,688 --> 00:00:45,858 There! 20 00:00:45,925 --> 00:00:48,263 [toy squeaks] Aw! 21 00:00:48,296 --> 00:00:50,400 Let's celebrate this reunion 22 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,741 with a traditional feast of whatever the hell this is. 23 00:00:53,808 --> 00:00:54,843 [chomping] 24 00:00:54,943 --> 00:00:57,181 [retching] 25 00:00:57,248 --> 00:00:58,951 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 26 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,322 What am I gonna do with you? 27 00:01:02,224 --> 00:01:05,130 - Um, is anyone gonna eat that, or-- 28 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:08,136 [upbeat rock music] 29 00:01:08,203 --> 00:01:09,640 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 30 00:01:09,673 --> 00:01:11,911 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 31 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:13,246 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,685 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 33 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:18,123 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 34 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:19,793 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 35 00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:21,262 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 36 00:01:21,296 --> 00:01:23,066 - ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow ♪ 37 00:01:23,099 --> 00:01:25,538 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 38 00:01:25,538 --> 00:01:27,107 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ 39 00:01:27,141 --> 00:01:28,711 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 40 00:01:28,744 --> 00:01:31,684 [music crescendos] 41 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:38,597 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:43,774 - A shock collar? Is that really necessary? 43 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:47,682 - Normally I'd never advocate using pain to train an animal, 44 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:50,888 but he is literally eating himself to death. 45 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:53,026 - Oh, he would love that. 46 00:01:53,026 --> 00:01:54,428 ♪ ♪ 47 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,834 - Blue Shirt! [barking] 48 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,336 - Honey... 49 00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:00,440 - I don't know why, but I hate you so much. 50 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:03,046 I want to tear your throat out and taste your blood! 51 00:02:03,113 --> 00:02:05,384 Die! [barking] 52 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:08,557 Whoo, what a rush! I love our dynamic. 53 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:13,299 - This is for your own good, Chief-y. 54 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,339 - Aw, Jill, you shouldn't have... 55 00:02:16,372 --> 00:02:18,176 because you know I'm not a jewelry guy. 56 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,546 - Why don't I get a new collar? 57 00:02:19,579 --> 00:02:22,519 I just saved her life from that box-wielding maniac. 58 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:24,990 Meanwhile, she enables your bad behavior? 59 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,194 - Ooh, speaking of... 60 00:02:27,261 --> 00:02:30,300 [electricity sizzles] Oh! What the zap? 61 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:32,204 - This new gecko at school 62 00:02:32,271 --> 00:02:34,308 knows I'm sensitive about my size, 63 00:02:34,342 --> 00:02:37,515 but he just keeps poking me! 64 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,218 - How's it going, Pocket-sized? - Ugh. 65 00:02:39,251 --> 00:02:40,722 - There's my Shrinky-dink. - Ugh. 66 00:02:40,755 --> 00:02:43,794 - All kidding aside, you're too small to love. 67 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:44,763 - Aah! 68 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:46,432 - I'm surprised you haven't just killed him. 69 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,105 - I would, but I'm on strike three 70 00:02:49,205 --> 00:02:50,508 with Sheriff Cowboy. 71 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:53,547 He's the lizard the school animals elected sheriff. 72 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:55,417 It's times like this I really regret 73 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,287 being an antisocial loner. 74 00:02:57,354 --> 00:02:59,559 - I know how you feel, Nibbles. - You do? 75 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:01,496 - It's like with me and Kit Kat. 76 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:03,768 Segue accomplished. Now my thing. 77 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:07,542 My human, Stelios, gave Kit Kat a TikTok account. 78 00:03:07,575 --> 00:03:09,513 [dance music] 79 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:12,117 It takes up all of Stelios' time-- 80 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:14,422 making videos, uploading videos, 81 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:17,027 reuploading videos after videos are removed 82 00:03:17,094 --> 00:03:18,329 for copyright infringement. 83 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:19,800 I get no attention. 84 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,539 - Losing the spotlight sounds painful, Tabs, 85 00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:26,279 but I wouldn't know because I'm back in the acting game. 86 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:27,414 - You are? [gasps] 87 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,619 Are we on TV right now? 88 00:03:29,653 --> 00:03:33,393 - I landed a role in a major motion picture. 89 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:35,330 Well, actually, it was David Spade's audition. 90 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:36,700 He has finally reached the age 91 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,405 when comedians pivot to being grizzled action stars. 92 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:41,844 - When I opened this bakery, 93 00:03:41,877 --> 00:03:43,313 I said I was done 94 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:46,385 being the world's greatest assassin/lover. 95 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:48,456 But then you kidnapped my family! 96 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:49,526 - Yes! 97 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:52,131 This is the fresh take we need. 98 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:54,235 A pig getting revenge. 99 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:56,038 I mean, it's totally wrong for the story, 100 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:58,109 but it will be huge overseas. 101 00:03:58,143 --> 00:03:59,445 - Aw, poor David. 102 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:00,313 I mean, women are used 103 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,786 to having their jobs stolen by pigs, 104 00:04:02,852 --> 00:04:04,021 but not men. 105 00:04:04,088 --> 00:04:06,527 Hold for applause. 106 00:04:06,593 --> 00:04:09,599 - I thought he'd be upset, but like Dave always says, 107 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:12,906 when life gives you lemons, you make lemon-Spade. 108 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,408 - Sandoo, it's Spade. 109 00:04:14,475 --> 00:04:17,047 Hey, can't join you in Bali for "Grown-Ups Three." 110 00:04:17,147 --> 00:04:18,383 I'm dedicating my time 111 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,454 to managing my piggy's acting career. 112 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:21,924 And the honest truth? 113 00:04:22,024 --> 00:04:23,393 I never felt more alive! 114 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,464 - We'll all make sure to see your movie 115 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,234 as soon as we learn how to do that. 116 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,303 - I'll check every puddle I pass 117 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,906 in case it's playing there. 118 00:04:31,944 --> 00:04:32,679 - Hey, Tabitha, 119 00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:34,281 thanks for having my back in there. 120 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,484 - You were in there? 121 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:38,056 - You know, I can help you with Kit Kat. 122 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:39,291 - You? 123 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:41,329 Now that is something I would like to see. 124 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:42,364 - Oh, you would? 125 00:04:42,464 --> 00:04:44,168 [sinister music] 126 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,640 - Uh, Honey? 127 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:50,080 Something strange is going on with my body. 128 00:04:50,113 --> 00:04:51,315 Look. 129 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:52,519 [electricity sizzles] [groans] 130 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:53,787 Am I turning into lightning? 131 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:55,858 Is this what dance fever feels like? 132 00:04:55,892 --> 00:04:58,731 - Answering those questions will take rigorous testing. 133 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:00,735 You were right to come to a scientist. 134 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,674 - You're not a scientist. - Psychology is a science. 135 00:05:03,741 --> 00:05:06,847 - A soft science. - You want my help or not? 136 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,920 - [groans] - Hmm. 137 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:13,026 - Poop, poop! Poop in shoe! 138 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:14,295 [groans] 139 00:05:14,361 --> 00:05:15,297 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 140 00:05:15,363 --> 00:05:19,606 - [groaning] 141 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:21,810 - So the zappies happen when 142 00:05:21,844 --> 00:05:24,281 you're not being a good dog. - Uh-huh. 143 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:26,419 - And they started when Jill said, 144 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,256 "Oh, my God. What do I do with you?" 145 00:05:28,289 --> 00:05:29,559 - What's an "ohmygod"? 146 00:05:29,593 --> 00:05:32,632 - Well, Jill says God is a female creator spirit 147 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,470 that also celebrates Christmas, but most people think 148 00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:37,742 God's a judgy old man who created everyone 149 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:39,980 just so He can tell them what's right and wrong. 150 00:05:40,013 --> 00:05:41,349 - Oh, like Steve Harvey. 151 00:05:41,415 --> 00:05:43,086 - Sure, but scientifically, 152 00:05:43,152 --> 00:05:44,990 there's no evidence that He exists. 153 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:45,825 - No, he does. 154 00:05:45,992 --> 00:05:47,529 I saw him on "Family Feud" yesterday. 155 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:49,365 - No, I mean evidence 156 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:51,637 of some supreme being that watches over us. 157 00:05:51,703 --> 00:05:53,774 - What about the big sky-dog 158 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:56,412 who eats the moon piece by piece every month 159 00:05:56,445 --> 00:05:58,049 then throws it up again? 160 00:05:58,116 --> 00:05:59,485 He must be God. 161 00:05:59,586 --> 00:06:01,590 And he's sending me the zappies. 162 00:06:01,657 --> 00:06:02,659 - No, no, that's not what I mean. 163 00:06:02,725 --> 00:06:05,463 - Now all my half-thoughts and misunderstandings 164 00:06:05,497 --> 00:06:06,767 are making sense. 165 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,205 There's an all-powerful moon-eating dog god 166 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,444 that's speaking directly to me about what's right and wrong 167 00:06:12,512 --> 00:06:13,647 through the zappies. 168 00:06:13,681 --> 00:06:16,419 [chuckles] I mean, can I get a woof woof? 169 00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:18,223 - [yawns] 170 00:06:18,289 --> 00:06:21,897 Ride that horse, President Putin. 171 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,199 - [screeches] 172 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:25,203 Kit Kat's gone! 173 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:26,339 - What? 174 00:06:26,405 --> 00:06:29,078 I am here for you, Daddy Stelios. 175 00:06:29,144 --> 00:06:30,113 [gasps] 176 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,819 [dramatic music] 177 00:06:32,885 --> 00:06:34,154 Nibbles. 178 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:35,423 This is a disaster. 179 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:37,361 I will not rest until-- 180 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,231 Oh, yeah. Behind the ears. 181 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:40,433 Oh. [purrs] 182 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,805 [upbeat music] 183 00:06:42,872 --> 00:06:43,874 - [yawns] Chief? 184 00:06:43,908 --> 00:06:45,845 You're up early. - I couldn't sleep. 185 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:49,151 All these dog years, I thought I was put on this planet 186 00:06:49,184 --> 00:06:50,521 to eat one of everything, 187 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:53,159 but now I know I'm meant for something bigger. 188 00:06:53,192 --> 00:06:54,495 - To eat two of everything? 189 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:56,800 - No! To be God's hype man. 190 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,737 I have to share this with the world. 191 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:00,875 - Chief, maybe you should think about this. 192 00:07:00,908 --> 00:07:03,313 - Honey, if God had wanted a thinker, 193 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,083 He wouldn't have chosen me. 194 00:07:08,924 --> 00:07:11,563 [bird chirping] - Creatures great and small, 195 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:14,234 God chose a messenger, 196 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,272 and you're looking at him. 197 00:07:16,339 --> 00:07:17,742 - Then show us a sign. 198 00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:20,046 - Okay, watch God smite me 199 00:07:20,113 --> 00:07:23,386 for following my God-given natural instincts. 200 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:25,625 Behold. 201 00:07:25,725 --> 00:07:26,793 [groans] 202 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,797 both: Ooh. - It's a miracle. 203 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:32,004 - I want to thank everyone for resisting Chief's delusion 204 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:34,743 that God is talking to him through zappies. 205 00:07:34,776 --> 00:07:36,345 - That's what's happening? 206 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,617 Oh, this I have to see. 207 00:07:38,651 --> 00:07:40,921 - Wait a minute, Chief talks to the big dog 208 00:07:40,988 --> 00:07:42,592 who noshes on the moon? 209 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,328 I have got major FOMO. 210 00:07:44,395 --> 00:07:45,665 - Don't worry, Diablo. 211 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:49,338 While I admire his brutality, there is no God. 212 00:07:49,405 --> 00:07:51,142 - Okay, who'd like to start? 213 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,313 Chico? Chico? 214 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:54,281 - [distantly] Hallelujah! 215 00:07:54,315 --> 00:07:55,350 - I don't believe in God, 216 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:58,289 but I do believe in opportunity. 217 00:07:58,356 --> 00:07:59,526 - Well, this is fun. 218 00:07:59,592 --> 00:08:01,262 Just us gals. - What? 219 00:08:01,329 --> 00:08:03,399 - Tabitha, spill the tea, girl. 220 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:04,703 - Yeah, Tabs. 221 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:07,307 Spill the tea, girl. 222 00:08:07,374 --> 00:08:08,309 - I have no tea. 223 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:09,679 - I know I'm late. 224 00:08:09,713 --> 00:08:13,052 Spade booked me on James Corden's cockatoo's podcast. 225 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:15,758 Anyway, my movie starts shooting in two days, 226 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:18,162 so I've gotta get down to the true craft 227 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:19,365 of film acting-- 228 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:20,768 collecting my entourage! 229 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,772 Diabs, you're in! - Really? 230 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,408 - [chuckles] Of course. 231 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:25,878 Every entourage needs a dorky guy 232 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:27,582 who gives advice the star won't take. 233 00:08:27,648 --> 00:08:28,817 You too, The Gray One. 234 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,788 I need a weird dude who makes me look hotter. 235 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:32,859 Now, let's go get Shel, because for some reason, 236 00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:34,128 every entourage needs a turtle. 237 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:38,604 - Diablo, you know you're drawn to unhealthy power dynamics. 238 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:39,906 - Oh, yeah, but that's not what this is. 239 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:42,344 - The door won't open itself! - On it! 240 00:08:42,411 --> 00:08:43,814 - Oh, I can open doors. 241 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:44,883 - Okay, group doesn't work 242 00:08:44,949 --> 00:08:48,489 when everyone has nothing to say or can't talk. 243 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:49,759 No offense, Tchotch-- 244 00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:51,763 Tchotchke's out there? 245 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,234 - Now, I know what you're thinking. 246 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,938 "If Chief is a dog of God, 247 00:08:55,971 --> 00:08:58,577 "then surely he's never done wrong. 248 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:01,382 "I mean, old Chief never ripped the toupee 249 00:09:01,449 --> 00:09:02,685 "off an old man's head 250 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:05,390 because he thought it was a furry pork chop." 251 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,995 Well, I did that and more. 252 00:09:08,062 --> 00:09:09,799 I had a hole in my soul 253 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:12,805 that all the garbage in the world couldn't fill 254 00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:16,913 until God reached down and filled me full of zappies. 255 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:20,253 - This is so much more soulful than synagogue. 256 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,857 - Who here believes? 257 00:09:21,923 --> 00:09:24,461 - I believe! - Oh, hallelujah! 258 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:26,031 - Huzzah! Whoo-hoo! - That's amazing. 259 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,535 - Wow! Yeah! - Ooh! 260 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,604 - [grunts] 261 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,741 - Chief, this is going too far. 262 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:33,446 There has to be a more rational explanation 263 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:35,350 for what's happening to you than God. 264 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,853 - Oh, my lost soul, 265 00:09:36,887 --> 00:09:38,824 you think you should have been chosen. 266 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:41,863 - Praise Chief! Burn the heretic! 267 00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:44,101 - Please, Elsa, you're smarter than this. 268 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,274 - True, but I had a real come-to-Chief moment 269 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:50,413 when I saw more animals listening to him than you. 270 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:53,687 ♪ ♪ 271 00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:56,392 - [grunts] What did you do to Kit Kat, 272 00:09:56,425 --> 00:09:57,795 you horrible little rat ball? 273 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,133 - She bothered you, so I got rid of her. 274 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,672 And now you're gonna get rid of the gecko who bothered me. 275 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,108 - Why would I do that? 276 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,947 - Because best friends murder for each other, right? 277 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,951 I mean, if we weren't best friends, 278 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,788 I'd have no choice but to frame you 279 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,560 by leaving Kit Kat's bloody paw wrapped in your blankie. 280 00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:15,096 - [gasps] Not blankie! 281 00:10:15,163 --> 00:10:18,002 - And the tenth and final command is 282 00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:21,475 thou shalt leave it! Leave it... 283 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:22,945 - What does God look like? 284 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:25,784 - Well, I mean, obviously, God is a huge dog. 285 00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:27,555 - Oh, so close. I thought cat. 286 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,091 - And His house, Heaven, 287 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:31,897 overfloweth with a river of food and toys 288 00:10:31,997 --> 00:10:33,734 that come right to you, 289 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,372 and enormous hands that give belly rubs 290 00:10:36,438 --> 00:10:39,411 and never get tired. 291 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:40,748 - I have questions-- [grunts] 292 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,919 - Wow, heaven sounds great. 293 00:10:42,985 --> 00:10:44,989 And if anyone wants to get in there, 294 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,895 they'll need to make a sizeable donation-- 295 00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:51,435 toys, kibble, anxiety meds. 296 00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:54,441 [rock music] 297 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:59,318 ♪ ♪ 298 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,855 - [moans] 299 00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:02,758 - Everyone's staring at us. 300 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,731 - They know star power when they see it. 301 00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:07,668 Thanks, Terry. Keep the water bowls coming. 302 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:09,271 - I still say we should have gone 303 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:12,143 to that pond with the cold-blooded hotties. 304 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:14,348 - You gotta talk to Shel about talking back. 305 00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:17,020 - Uh, sure, but maybe you should rehearse a little. 306 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:20,159 - What? No! Never suggest I do work again. 307 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,497 Now, earn your spot, D. Get me some acorns. 308 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:23,867 No top part. You know how I do. 309 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,905 - One for me as well. 310 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:28,977 ["Pop! Goes the Weasel" playing] 311 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:33,654 - You let Nibbles murder me, Tabitha. 312 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:34,789 - I didn't know. 313 00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:38,496 - And now you're gonna murder for her! 314 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,532 - [gasps] 315 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,968 [panting] 316 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:44,308 - It's only a matter of time before she murders you. 317 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:46,513 - [screams] 318 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,251 Kit Kat, give me a break. 319 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,021 ♪ ♪ 320 00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:53,259 - Could Chief really be right about this? 321 00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:56,465 He was right about Jill's ovarian cyst. 322 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,770 Are you there, God? It's me, Honey. 323 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,643 If you needed a messenger, why choose Chief? 324 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,412 I'm smarter, better behaved. 325 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:06,519 I always resist the temptation to kill Blue Shirt. 326 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,688 Stupid bitch. 327 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,124 - Thirsty's not a good look on you. 328 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:11,061 - This is a private conversation 329 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:15,203 between me and someone I think is imaginary. 330 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,438 [gasps] 331 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:18,242 Blue Shirt! 332 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:19,746 Chief! 333 00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:21,583 Your collar didn't come from God. 334 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:22,852 It came from Blue Shirt. 335 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:25,624 She's the one who gave this box to Jill. 336 00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:27,628 Obviously you're just a pawn 337 00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:30,233 in her sick plot to drive me mad. 338 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,172 Oh, whoa, it's been her since the very beginning. 339 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,544 It's the only explanation that makes sense. 340 00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,113 It's Squeaky Pizzagate. 341 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,320 Blue Shirt is the delivery devil! 342 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,424 - Really? Hmm... 343 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,194 let me pray on it. 344 00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:46,465 [groans] 345 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,002 God says no. 346 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:51,776 Clearly Blue Shirt is a delivery angel 347 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,981 driveth-ing from heaven. 348 00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:56,886 - And rationalized. - [chuckles] 349 00:12:56,953 --> 00:13:00,293 Am I the only one who hasn't lost touch with reality? 350 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:01,495 Do the research! 351 00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:03,099 - Chief, I need your help. 352 00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:05,771 - What in God's name is happening? 353 00:13:05,838 --> 00:13:07,173 - Exactly. 354 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:10,714 Join me in the box of really bad secrets. 355 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,685 Welcome, Tabitha. 356 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,156 This is a sacred, private space. 357 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:16,926 - Oh, just pretend I'm not here. 358 00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:20,466 - I accidentally entered a-- how you say-- 359 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,103 murder pact with Nibbles. 360 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,807 - Whoa, you're a real sicko. 361 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,143 - Nibbles killed Kit Kat. 362 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,280 Now she wants me to kill this gecko for her. 363 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,186 And if I don't, she will ruin my luxurious life. 364 00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,023 Normally, I would never come to you 365 00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,459 because you are idiot dog, 366 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,633 but everyone is saying you are messenger of supreme being-- 367 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,269 - Tabitha, I once had a friend 368 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:41,008 who hurt me if I didn't do what He said. 369 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,978 So I did what He said, 370 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:45,617 and then I went from zero to hero. 371 00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:49,191 So, yeah, you just need to kill that gecko, like, yesterday. 372 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,095 - Time's up. Father Chief's on a schedule. 373 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,265 Souls ain't gonna save themselves. 374 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,804 So now your believers prove their faith in you 375 00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:56,973 by taking a bath. 376 00:13:57,007 --> 00:14:00,313 - Do you commit yourself to Dog God 377 00:14:00,346 --> 00:14:03,787 and the teachings of His Prophet, me? 378 00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:05,824 - Look, I'm at rock bottom. 379 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:08,029 I need to get right. 380 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,201 [electricity sizzles] 381 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,113 - I felt it, Mildred! I felt the zappies! 382 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,950 - Hope you're watching, G-Dog, 383 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,954 because I am crushing it. 384 00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:22,825 Hello, cans. 385 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:25,063 You're smelling lovely. 386 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,699 No, no. 387 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,902 Aw. 388 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,173 Oh, God, why doth thou test me 389 00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:32,978 with furry English muffins and black yogurt? 390 00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:36,051 This is real jerk move, Jerk Face! 391 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:39,091 [sobs] That's it. I'm going for it. 392 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,629 [trash bin clatters] Oh, mmm-mmm. 393 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,034 This is worth the zappies. 394 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:46,472 Wait, where are the zappies? 395 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:47,508 God? 396 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,844 He abandoned me! 397 00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:51,148 I've been Holy Ghosted! 398 00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:58,897 - Well, well, what is the deep delivery state up to now? 399 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,166 I won't let you do to me 400 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,105 what you did to Princess Diana, you Blue Devil! 401 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:06,044 - Honey, the zappies are gone and God's abandoned me. 402 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,416 And without His guidance, I'm back to being a dumb dog 403 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:10,854 who's responsible for my own actions, 404 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,825 and that is not going to end well! 405 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:14,060 [doorbell rings] - [barking] 406 00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:15,931 - [gasps] The delivery angel. 407 00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,768 I can ride her van back to heaven 408 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:20,206 and apologize to God in person. 409 00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:22,444 - Hell with it, I'll just de-throat-ify her. 410 00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:23,212 [barking] 411 00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:25,149 - She's friendly. She's friendly. 412 00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:27,220 [chuckles weakly] - [growling] 413 00:15:27,287 --> 00:15:28,857 - What are you doing, Sister Elsa? 414 00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,460 - Where you go, I follow. 415 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:33,232 And if you should die, I promise to take on the burden 416 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,806 of leading your church and renaming it after me, St. Elsa. 417 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,109 - [barking] 418 00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:40,881 And that's for putting fluoride in the dog food! 419 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,250 - Honey, oh, my God. 420 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,123 Do I need to put a shock collar on you too? 421 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:47,160 - And they started when Jill said, 422 00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:50,133 "Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do I do with you?" 423 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,771 - This is for your own good, Chief-y. 424 00:15:52,805 --> 00:15:55,644 [electricity sizzling] 425 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,952 - Jill makes the zappies. 426 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:02,457 - [slow-clapping] 427 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:05,396 Took you long enough, Cumberbitch. 428 00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:12,912 [ominous music] 429 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:15,551 ♪ ♪ 430 00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:19,124 - May Chief forgive me for what I am about to do. 431 00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,128 [claws snick] [growls] 432 00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:23,465 - No, stop! It's me! 433 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,635 - Nibbles? 434 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,706 - Hi, friend. 435 00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:31,048 - It's the role I was born to play, 436 00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:34,087 a badass Liam Neeson-type. 437 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:37,928 - Liam Neeson wishes his ass was as bad as yours, Max. 438 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,565 Your ass is the worst! 439 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,505 - Max, we were supposed to be on set an hour ago. 440 00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:44,274 I got the day wrong, but if anyone asks, 441 00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:45,878 it was my assistant's fault. 442 00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:47,347 Now move it! Get that ham in gear! 443 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,850 Come on, Larrabee. Let's go! 444 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,021 - Wait, what? I'm not Larrabee! 445 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:54,562 - Huh, I guess I live here now. 446 00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:57,535 - So what are you gonna do first when we get to heaven? 447 00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:00,106 Steak bath? Drag your butt on a cloud? 448 00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,308 - To be honest, Elsa, 449 00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:03,880 I'm not so sure there really is a heaven. 450 00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,349 Maybe I made the whole thing up 451 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:08,022 to explain everything I didn't understand. 452 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:09,625 - I recommend you don't repeat that 453 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,996 if we want to keep our tax-exempt status. 454 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,198 - I don't know where we're going, 455 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,537 but it's definitely not-- 456 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:16,739 - Heaven! 457 00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:19,812 [choral music] 458 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:22,250 ♪ ♪ 459 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,987 It's just like you said it would be, 460 00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,024 food and toys coming right to us. 461 00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,395 And look! - The belly-rubbing hands. 462 00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:32,170 Heaven is real. God was talking to me. 463 00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:34,107 [scanner beeps] - Acceptable. 464 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,278 - Acceptable? Yes! 465 00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:38,282 [machinery whirring] - Huh? 466 00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:40,520 [scanner beeps] [buzzer blares] 467 00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:43,693 - Code not found. Disposing trash. 468 00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:44,729 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 469 00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:47,267 I mean, sure I had a brief dark night of the soul, 470 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,605 but, no, I'm back on Team God. 471 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,375 - Uh-uh-uh, you doubted. 472 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:54,247 Now I'm the chosen one. Suck it, heathen. 473 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,886 - But Heaven Hand, I believe again! 474 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,823 I'm even ready to be zappied. 475 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,094 [grunting] Aah! 476 00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,465 [splat] [engine revs] 477 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,739 - You were gonna kill the gecko for me? 478 00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:08,309 You really are my friend. 479 00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,514 Now I'm glad I didn't actually kill Kit Kat. 480 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,218 - What? What did you do with Kit Kat? 481 00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:15,189 - I just lured her into the steam oven 482 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,659 your humans barely ever use, 483 00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:18,495 knowing she wouldn't be found until tonight 484 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:21,401 when Stelios bakes his baklava for book club. 485 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,571 - Kit Kat! 486 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:25,209 See, I knew it wasn't a waste to buy the steam oven. 487 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,347 - But how did you know about the steam oven 488 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,719 and the book club and the baklava? 489 00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:33,125 - Because I listen to every word you say in group. 490 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,494 - Maybe there's more to you 491 00:18:34,562 --> 00:18:37,266 than crazy hamster in murder skin. 492 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,703 - There she is, Sheriff! 493 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:39,672 Get her! - Gotcha. 494 00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:42,210 - That's the maniac who stole my skin! 495 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,347 - You didn't kill the lizard either? 496 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:45,617 - No, this just seemed like 497 00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:47,420 the simplest way to get close to you. 498 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,592 - Whoa, freak show, party of one. 499 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:52,430 - No, it's a freak show, party of two. 500 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,434 Now leave my psychotic friend alone, 501 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,639 you loose-skinned eye-licker! 502 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,446 - Thanks. Ha! 503 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,319 Let's blow this pellet stand. 504 00:19:03,385 --> 00:19:07,126 - Someday I'm gonna marry that hamster. 505 00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,001 - Seriously, God? 506 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,236 You kicked me out of heaven 507 00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:14,875 and went back to testing me with garbage? 508 00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,846 You can't break me. 509 00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:17,848 [splat] 510 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,088 Recalled hot dog beef? 511 00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,357 Aw! 512 00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:23,960 No. 513 00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:25,997 I won't give in to temptation, 514 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,500 and not because of the zappies. 515 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,638 Because I can be good on my own. 516 00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:31,174 [toy squeaks] Huh? 517 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,780 That's not a sound my butt usually makes. 518 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:39,124 [gasps] Squeaky Pizza! 519 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,894 Hallelujah! 520 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:43,499 Ha, I have been rewarded! 521 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:45,504 - So you're a pig, 522 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,140 and your family's been kidnapped. 523 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:48,142 And action. 524 00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,246 - [shakily] Line? 525 00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:51,381 - Oink? - Hold on. 526 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,385 Wait, say that again. 527 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,254 - Oink? 528 00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:55,289 - The pig's out. 529 00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,093 The dog that says "oink" is in. 530 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,295 - Wait, what? 531 00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,801 - I can't say I didn't see it coming. 532 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,136 - Honey! - Chief! 533 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:03,338 I figured everything out. 534 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,309 - Me too! I get it now. 535 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,380 God doesn't need me to be a big shot 536 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,552 telling other animals what to do. 537 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,758 He just needs me to try to be the best Chief I can be. 538 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:15,296 - Enough, Chief, I have to tell you something. 539 00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,433 - Yeah, really make him feel stupid 540 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,172 for believing in something bigger than himself. 541 00:20:20,239 --> 00:20:22,143 - I'm happy you figured it out. 542 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,580 Also, He's not real and it was Jill. 543 00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:25,884 - What was that? - I'm glad you found meaning. 544 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:28,055 - Oh, I found more than meaning. 545 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:30,192 [toy squeaks] - Squeaky Pizza. 546 00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:32,497 - Turns out God was just God's way 547 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,334 of bringing us back together. 548 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,073 And now, to celebrate our reunion. 549 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,208 [chomping] 550 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,346 - I left Mildred and my nut inheritance 551 00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,450 to dedicate my life to you. 552 00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:45,389 - Oh, sorry. I-I'm not doing that anymore. 553 00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,761 - Well, maybe I can help you. I'm a therapist. 554 00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:51,168 - Uh, I'm just gonna bite a power line. 555 00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:55,276 ♪ ♪ 556 00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:56,746 - [chomps] 557 00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:05,095 [eerie music] 558 00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:06,532 - It's the perfect crime. 559 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,333 ♪ ♪ 560 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,304 [explosion] 561 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,607 We take what he loves most, 562 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:13,513 and there's nothing he can do about it, 563 00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:15,316 because he's just a pig. 564 00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:17,186 - [grunting] 565 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,890 ♪ ♪ 566 00:21:18,957 --> 00:21:21,596 [growling] 567 00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,098 ♪ ♪ 568 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:24,702 - Like you always said, 569 00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:27,240 when you're too small to go over the edge, 570 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,943 go under it. 571 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,483 - Oink. 572 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,491 [cheering]