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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪
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Guys, guys, calm down.
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Boomsday is just humans
trying to blow up the sky.
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It's horrible, but we get
through it every summer.
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Oh, God!
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This is the end!
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What--
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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We're all gonna die!
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Wait--
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Ooh--aah!
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Damn it!
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So no one did the
visualization techniques
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I gave you?
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Oh, we were bad students.
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Get the paddle.
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Ohh! You know what?
I can't help you
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if you're not willing
to help yourselves.
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If my hoof gets blown off,
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take me to Madonna's
butt doctor!
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Aah!
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Ugh. Maybe I should
just give up
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and go into real estate.
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In this market?
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Ah! I can't take these booms!
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Make them stop!
I can't live in here forever.
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I'm running out of
underwear crotches to eat.
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Chief, I really need
a break
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from dealing with
everyone's problems.
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If you're so scared,
just go hang out with Jill.
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I'm so scared,
I don't know who Jill is!
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- Bye, kiddoes!
- Who the hell is that?
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I'm off to my "1619 Project"
listening and nodding party.
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She can't leave!
Honey, do something!
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Why is it always my job
to do something?
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Oh, no.
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You two seem very upset.
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- We're fine!
- I have conflicting feelings
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about medicating you, but the
ThunderShirt isn't helping,
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and I kept the ThunderPants
for myself.
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Oh, my God!
Honey, do something!
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Could you just handle
something on your own?
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I'm so sick... of everyone
else's [mutters] problems.
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Fine.
I can handle this on my own.
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I can do
anything I put my...
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mind to...
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I mean, it's supposed to be
a government of the animals,
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by the animals, for the...
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oh, don't help me--
animals?
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So I'm gonna take matters
into my own paws,
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get rid of the booms,
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and make the world
a better place for all of us.
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That means you, pal.
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- Thanks, pal.
- It's my pleasure.
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We will all benefit
from my naiveite
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and misplaced optimism.
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I'm here to make
my mark on Washington.
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Hey, Senator McTurtle.
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Big Boom has been terrorizing
us animals for decades,
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and it has to stop.
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So I went to the place
where things get done--
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social media--but said some
things that got me kicked off,
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so now I'm here.
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Will you help me?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's your name, son?
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Chief, but you can call me
Chiefy, Chief Baby,
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or @mrfloofypants.
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Well, Chiefy,
while I admire your gumption,
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that's not my committee.
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But just inside that building
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are countless senators
who would be more than happy
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to help a courageous
canine like you.
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All you have to do
is knock on their doors.
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Good luck, and dogspeed.
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I need you to keep your eye
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on a dog named Chief.
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He's digging around
where he doesn't belong.
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And when he's done with that,
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I think he's going to do
some investigating.
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Sick of dealing
with everyone else's problems.
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Problems... problems...
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Ohh...
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Oh! It's already
quarter past sunrise o'clock!
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Hold on, be right there.
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Ooh! I gotta lay off
those late-night squirrels.
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You didn't tell me
you were goin' out.
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I didn't know I had to.
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You get your butt
back here, Honey--now!
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Sorry, Chief.
Don't wait up!
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Don't you tell me not--
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Let's go, let's go!
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Relaxicon, here we come!
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North America's
second-largest
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boom-free relaxation
festival!
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And a break from fixing
everyone's problems.
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Before we know it,
we'll be up to
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our exposed anuses
in cucumber water.
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Wait, wait, this is my dream.
I wanna drive.
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- Fine.
- Ow!
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Sorry. I'm not used to legs.
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Road trip!
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- Say "No booms!"
- No booms!
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Two dogs, 12 teats,
no rules!
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Good afternoon.
I'm here to talk to the senator
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about Boom regul--
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Good afternoon,
I'm here to talk about--
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Ohh... who would have thought
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it'd be so hard
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to get something done
in Washington?
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You want a belly rub?
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Oh, no thank you,
sex hamster.
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But I totally respect
your gross profession.
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A phone?
Trapped in a glass box?
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I'll help you, phone!
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Hello?
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Aah!
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Hello, @mrfloofypants.
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How do you know my handle?
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Everyone's talking about
the dog
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who's got the balls
to go up against Big Boom.
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They can't mean me.
I don't have any--
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balls!
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I have balls!
Normally, I don't have those.
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You're dreaming big, kid,
but you're on the wrong side.
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Big Boom could use a dog
like you.
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So I'm gonna write down
an offer...
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There's no amount of--
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Wow. That is a lotta bacon.
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Chiefy, even with those
white-hot dream balls,
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Big Boom
is too powerful to fight.
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Everything relies on
Big Boom--
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agriculture,
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military,
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the Vengaboys.
- Oh, yeah?
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Lemme ask you something.
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Is that one cat?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Oh, cool.
Lemme ask you something else.
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Why is a raccoon like you
on the side of Big Boom?
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Don't you get scared too?
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And what about all 700
of your uneaten children?
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Sure, but we hide down here,
and if the booms get too loud,
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we'll just move to New Zooland
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with the money we made
off Big Boom.
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And now you're probably
gonna ask,
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"Ooh, what about the animals
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"who can't afford
underground hideouts
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"or land in New Zooland?
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Waah!"
- I was gonna ask that.
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Well, we don't worry
about them,
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because they're not our base.
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I'm gonna tell
Senator McTurtle about this.
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Ha, please. I've got
Senator McTurtle in my pocket.
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Chiefy!
Room in here for one more.
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- Senator McTurtle?
- That's right, Chief.
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This fight goes all the way
to the top.
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- Top of what?
- The top of the tippy.
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The tippy top?
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Monkey!
Show this dumb dog out.
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You don't scare me.
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All you've done is make me
more determined than ever--
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How are your hands so soft?
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Even though
it's a convertible,
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it's more fun like this.
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Uh, Honey,
I have a problem.
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Nuh-uh.
We agreed: no problems.
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I have to pee,
but if you don't wanna stop,
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I can just hold it in until
it comes out of my eyes
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like tears.
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Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
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Yeah, it's me--Max the Pig
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as the police officer
in your dream.
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I expected better
from you, Honey.
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Sorry.
If you're not comfortable,
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I can try again.
- Nah, it's fine.
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I'm here.
Let's do this.
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Where you two city sniffers
headed?
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Oh, we're just going
to Relaxicon
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to escape the booms
and annoying problems.
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Like the one
we're dealing with now.
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Now, public pee-pee
is against the law
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in these parts, ladies.
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I'm gonna have to give you
a urination citation.
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Well, I'm gonna have to--
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- Oh--aah!
- Elsa!
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That escalated quickly!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Drive!
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You bit a cop!
What were you thinking?
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I killed a beaver in Memphis.
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Drive!
- What?
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All I wanted to do was
get away from the booms
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at Relaxicon,
and now we're fugitives,
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which is kind of exciting,
but really annoying.
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I wish I was on this trip
with someone else!
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- Aah--
- What?
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Oh, hi, Tabitha.
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We are target
of police pursuit?
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You do pedals, I steer.
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Aah!
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Son of a me!
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He's gaining on us.
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Moscow Drift--now!
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Ah... oh--
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Aah!
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- You're welcome.
- Relaxicon, here we come.
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Ow! My gun's loose!
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Missed me! Ha ha ha ha--
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Ow!
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This is a protest
against Big Boom
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and its hold
on the American animal!
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We will no longer
hide under beds or take meds.
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all:
No beds, no meds!
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No beds, no meds!
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Oh, my God,
I'm being the change,
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and it's making me
more attractive.
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Which is not why I got into
this, but, you know...
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- Oh, my God!
- They won't silence us!
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- We gotta get outta here!
- Holy howl, the po-po's here!
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Okay, disband immediately.
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You don't have permits
to protest here,
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and you're off leash.
- Yeah. What he said.
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We have the right to
assemble, I read somewhere.
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Noooo, not if
you're endangering the public.
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Come on, man, we're all high
on CBD joint supplements.
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This is a peaceful protest.
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Not anymore.
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They shut down our protest
and left us no choice.
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So welcome to the Boom Offense
Organizing Movement.
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Or... BOOM.
- Meow!
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Sorry.
I'm afraid of acronyms.
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This is our last chance
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to memorize the map
of the Boom Factory
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and its access points--
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here, here, here, here,
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here, here, here, here.
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There's a lotta access.
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If anyone's gettin'
cold paws, listen to this.
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Mrs. McTurtle, tell our friends
what the senator let slip
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in the throes of passion.
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The part about him
needing to be punished
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and how he wanted me
to stand on his--
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Duh-ehh! No!
About the booms.
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Oh. Well, they've known
about the devastating harm
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that booms cause to animals
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but hid the research.
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Thank you, Darla.
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We know how hard it must be
254
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:31,883
to put your loyalty
to the cause
255
00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:33,754
above your relationship
with the senator.
256
00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,456
Oh, it's not that hard.
257
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:36,993
So we all know
what this means.
258
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:41,268
When facing injustice,
there is no choice but to act.
259
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,172
I'm Razzle Dazzle!
260
00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:46,980
It's time to give them
a taste of their own booms!
261
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,786
And that's when you said,
"It's time to give them
262
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:52,257
a taste of their own booms."
263
00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:54,629
Isn't that correct, Chief?
264
00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,633
This is bullcrap, man!
265
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,102
We all know
what's goin' on here.
266
00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,340
You're just using us
to distract from the bigger--
267
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,412
Bailiff, please shake a can
of pennies at the defendant.
268
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,716
Ah!
269
00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:07,722
You trespassed
on private property.
270
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,732
But before you could carry out
your dastardly assault,
271
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,472
you were distracted
by the FRPB.
272
00:12:16,472 --> 00:12:18,877
The Federal Reserve
of Peanut Butter
273
00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:21,716
is there for national
emergencies only!
274
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:24,454
Like what, a jelly NATO?
275
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,095
- Order!
- There will be no order
276
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:32,337
until you put a stop
to this hypocrisy, man!
277
00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:35,577
- Order!
- Yeah!
278
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,648
Order! All right, that's it.
279
00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:40,019
We're adjourning for lunch.
280
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,229
I am starving.
281
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,935
I'll buy us snacks.
- I don't have any money.
282
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,373
Maybe that's because it's
a concept I don't understand.
283
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:53,346
I mean, a currency backed by
a mutual agreement of value?
284
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,684
That doesn't make sense.
- Leave this to me.
285
00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:03,800
Hello. Can I please have
a pack of catnip?
286
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,372
Sure can,
now that it's legal.
287
00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:07,842
- Meow!
- Nice and easy,
288
00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,079
and no one gets squirt.
289
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,585
Hey, Abs, grab those bags
of kibble for me.
290
00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:13,720
Uh, okay.
291
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,125
And I don't love
the objectification,
292
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,129
but I do appreciate
the compliment.
293
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:20,601
And you are going to
give me all of your cash.
294
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,203
And you're going to start counting
295
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:25,511
and not call the cops
until you get to 100.
296
00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:28,416
Okay. One, two,
297
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,854
um, I wanna say tomato?
298
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,591
- Three!
- I dunno.
299
00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:34,529
I'm pretty sure it's tomato.
300
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,906
Get in!
Drive, drive, drive!
301
00:13:41,976 --> 00:13:44,749
So now I'm implicated
302
00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:46,418
in an assault
on a police officer,
303
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,855
robbing a convenience store,
304
00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,992
and we're adding a sexy cat
to our crew?
305
00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:53,499
I gotta say, I liked your
moves back at that minimart.
306
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,736
Yeah, you did.
307
00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,606
But I would have done it differently.
308
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:58,209
I take pride
in being courteous.
309
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:00,581
- So what do you do?
- It goes a little
310
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,417
something like this.
311
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,287
All right, cats and dogs,
312
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:07,561
let's see who'll win the prize
for keepin' their cool.
313
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:11,368
This squirt gun is loaded,
but if nobody gets upset,
314
00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:13,406
nobody gets wet.
315
00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:15,309
Aah!
316
00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:18,784
Okay, that was fun.
Now get out.
317
00:14:18,784 --> 00:14:21,756
Well, thank you both
for a lovely evening.
318
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,537
I finally find a cat
who isn't terrified of me,
319
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,939
and you kick him out?
320
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:32,778
If you hadn't gotten us
this kibble, you'd be out too.
321
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,014
Wait--where is it?
- What?
322
00:14:34,014 --> 00:14:35,818
It's gone--the catnip,
the kibble.
323
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,555
He robbed us!
- Damn, he's good.
324
00:14:37,555 --> 00:14:39,892
This is all your fault.
If you hadn't gotten
325
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,130
so sidetracked by his
rippling, rock-hard,
326
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,535
well-defined abs,
we would be listening to
327
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,004
whale sounds at Relaxicon!
328
00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:47,842
But now it's all about
your drama.
329
00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,512
I wish I were with
someone else.
330
00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:51,516
Aah!
331
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,486
Well, well, well!
332
00:14:53,486 --> 00:14:55,724
Somebody's been a bad girl.
333
00:14:55,824 --> 00:14:57,127
Ooh! It's me, it's me!
334
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:58,530
Wait--stop!
What am I doing?
335
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,632
Goodbye, Shel!
336
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,740
Nibbles! Ah, that's better.
337
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,276
Or is it?
338
00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:06,613
Nope.
339
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,319
Can you point out
the dog
340
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:14,060
who was intending to destroy
the Boom Factory?
341
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,868
That Saint Bernard there,
@mrfloofypants.
342
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,806
In hindsight,
it may have been a mistake
343
00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:21,241
to trust the senator's wife.
344
00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:23,747
You thought you could
compete with this?
345
00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:25,551
Bllllll!
346
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,590
I've heard enough.
I hereby sentence you
347
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,493
to ten dog years in prison.
348
00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:31,629
Gulp.
349
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:33,466
And in the case of
Hot or Not,
350
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,737
you're hot.
351
00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:38,008
all:
Chief! Chief!
352
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:40,948
My voice will never
be silenced.
353
00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,785
Never be--
354
00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:45,423
- Boo!
- Chief! Chief!
355
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:48,195
Chief! Chief! Chief!
356
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:55,042
All right, chow time, Chief.
357
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:04,629
Oh, man, I forgot about
my hunger strike!
358
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,699
Ah, I'll start tomorrow.
359
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,169
You got a visitor.
360
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:10,774
Chief, old boy,
how are you holding up?
361
00:16:10,774 --> 00:16:12,912
- Uncle Nathan?
- Not your uncle.
362
00:16:12,912 --> 00:16:15,651
Even in a drug-induced dream,
not your uncle.
363
00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:17,220
I work in the White Dog House.
364
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,193
The president would like
to see you... personally.
365
00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:24,334
The president of the
United Steaks of America?
366
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,871
Oh, my God.
367
00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:28,142
It's your dream, Chief.
368
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:30,747
You could make yourself
a little smarter.
369
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,675
Madam President.
370
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,880
Honey? You're the president?
371
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,451
Of course! Who else
would it be--Max?
372
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:50,754
Walkies with me.
373
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,529
Chief, I need your help.
When I took office,
374
00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,766
I made a promise
to the American animal
375
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,235
to eradicate the booms.
376
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,072
And you've produced
an enormous,
377
00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:01,809
well-formed movement.
378
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,813
Yeah. I make a lot of those.
379
00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:13,332
What are you doing? We don't
have time for a pit stop.
380
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,835
Just wait out here
for two minutes.
381
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:16,438
My ex lives here.
He'll hook us up
382
00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,877
with all the essentials--
food, money, oils.
383
00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:20,279
Thanks, Nibbles.
384
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:22,751
For once, someone is solving
my problems.
385
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,054
Ahh.
386
00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,626
I ate his face!
We gotta get outta here!
387
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,429
Go, go, go!
388
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,769
Unbelievable!
I'm stuck dealing with
389
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,205
someone else's
problems again.
390
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:34,609
You know I can hear you.
391
00:17:34,609 --> 00:17:36,245
I may be covered
in someone else's blood,
392
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,984
but I still have feelings.
- Aah!
393
00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:41,421
Why is everyone but me
so annoying?
394
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:42,825
Aah!
395
00:17:42,825 --> 00:17:45,196
Hello, Honey.
- Hello, Honey!
396
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:47,467
- Ahh... perfect.
- Ahh... perfect.
397
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,074
♪ We belong,
we belong together... ♪
398
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:57,855
Help me finally do what
every president before me
399
00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:59,725
has been afraid to.
- Hump the leg
400
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:00,794
of the Lincoln Memorial?
401
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,132
Please. I do that three times
before breakfast.
402
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:04,902
I mean defeat Big Boom.
403
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:07,273
I'm your dog,
Madam President.
404
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:10,212
What's that?
405
00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,150
It's me!
My tail is gonna explode!
406
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,087
We've got a bark alarm
407
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,158
level 5 here with DOTUS.
408
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:19,130
Uncle Nathan?
You set me up!
409
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,769
Not your uncle, and yes.
410
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:24,140
He used me to get to you.
411
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,144
He's working for Big Boom!
412
00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:29,752
Yes, I am.
See? That was smarter.
413
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,756
But not smart enough.
414
00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:37,200
- Get her outta here!
- We don't have time!
415
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,437
- I'm on it!
- Ooh, that looks fun.
416
00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:41,843
Not the time--put it in my
calendar for tonight:
417
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,680
If still alive, chase tail.
418
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,815
- Got it!
- Now what?
419
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,621
I don't know.
I've never caught it before.
420
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:48,556
Let me help you.
421
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:52,430
No, no! I'm gonna
solve this problem myself.
422
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,504
Aah!
423
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:59,444
Looks like booms
are back on the menu, boys.
424
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,248
Aah!
425
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,922
Chief, you saved us!
426
00:19:04,922 --> 00:19:06,391
And now I need your help.
427
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:09,632
To pass legislation
outlawing booms forever?
428
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,001
Oh, sure, but first...
429
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,072
help me get this racoon
outta my butt.
430
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,754
- This is my favorite song.
- Mine too.
431
00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,359
Fried sweet potatoes
are my favorite.
432
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,062
- Samesies.
- But maybe we should
433
00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:26,465
slow down a bit.
434
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,837
You get the best gas mileage
driving 65 to--
435
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:32,678
75 miles per hour.
I know. I'm going 75.
436
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:35,817
Ooh. Going a little fast,
aren't we?
437
00:19:35,817 --> 00:19:37,220
I know how to drive.
438
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,157
- Ooh, she's in a mood.
- You don't even know.
439
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,094
I can hear you!
440
00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,931
What are you doing--77?
441
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,804
- What are you running from?
- Where's the sun block?
442
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:47,240
You're not a good girl.
443
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,612
You're an average girl at best.
- Okay, got it.
444
00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:51,516
- Can we please stop?
- Let's just have some quiet.
445
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,686
Your peers have all
surpassed you.
446
00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:54,989
Aah!
447
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,164
I can't take one more
minute of me!
448
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:05,276
Aah!
449
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,618
Oh--
- Wha--oh!
450
00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,622
I had the craziest dream.
- I had the craziest dream.
451
00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:13,325
- But I won't bore you with it.
- But I won't bore you with it.
452
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,129
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
453
00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:17,266
But I will tell you
what I learned from it.
454
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,270
Ooh! I'm listening.
455
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:22,276
I get what you were all
growly about earlier.
456
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,548
I may not have giant
dream balls,
457
00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:26,586
but I have the power
to help myself.
458
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:30,326
So from now on, I'm not gonna
bother you with my stuff.
459
00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:32,396
No, no, no, please bother me.
460
00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:34,167
I'll spend as much time
as you want
461
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,637
talking about your problems.
462
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:38,175
It's way less annoying
than talking to myself.
463
00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:41,081
That's sweet, Honey,
but this old dog can handle
464
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:42,283
whatever comes--
465
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,454
Aah! Why does this have to
be so scary?
466
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,224
It's okay, Chief.
Shh, shh.
467
00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:47,928
President Honey's got you.
468
00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:49,965
Aw.
469
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:51,435
Huh?
470
00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:57,447
Oh, it was so exciting
to read this scene
471
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:59,317
because, as an actor,
it's really enjoyable
472
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:02,089
to have all the lines
and all the screen time and--
473
00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:03,626
Honey,
there's another of you!
474
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:06,364
Where did she come from?
- They're both me.
475
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,335
We shot the scenes
multiple times,
476
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,473
and then they composited us--
- Whoa!
477
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:13,445
There's another one! So what
are they, clones or something?
478
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:16,218
- No, it's a video effect.
- Ah--there's another clone!
479
00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:18,222
Yeah, fine.
They're clones, Chief.
480
00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:20,192
- Are you a clone?
- No.
481
00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,363
That's exactly
what a clone would say.
482
00:21:22,463 --> 00:21:24,568
- I'm not a clone.
- Well, where are
483
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,306
all the other clones?
- Fox put them all down
484
00:21:27,406 --> 00:21:30,012
after the shoot.
- Hmm. Probably would have
485
00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:32,283
been easier
just to redraw you.
486
00:21:36,491 --> 00:21:37,694
That's nice,
Jen and Gabby.