1 00:00:01,537 --> 00:00:04,141 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:05,512 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 3 00:00:05,578 --> 00:00:07,849 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 4 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,151 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,590 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 6 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:14,161 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 7 00:00:14,228 --> 00:00:15,832 ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ 8 00:00:15,865 --> 00:00:17,268 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 9 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:18,971 - ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow ♪ 10 00:00:19,005 --> 00:00:21,175 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 11 00:00:21,242 --> 00:00:22,913 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ 12 00:00:22,946 --> 00:00:24,482 - ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ - ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 13 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:27,689 [music crescendos] 14 00:00:27,756 --> 00:00:34,168 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,538 [thumping upbeat dance music] 16 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:38,276 - That's it! Dance me how you're feeling. 17 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:39,646 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,748 - This is stupid! 19 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,253 - If I'm gonna grind on a couch in the middle of the night, 20 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,658 I'd like to be with a different group! 21 00:00:45,692 --> 00:00:47,428 And a different couch, frankly. 22 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:50,334 - Beautiful, Elsa. And your mood is? 23 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,006 - Uh, angry, resentful, a little bit-- 24 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:54,408 - No, no, no, say it with dance. 25 00:00:54,442 --> 00:00:58,383 Diablo, feel the music. - [yawns] 26 00:00:58,416 --> 00:00:59,318 - I know. 27 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:00,755 I'm sorry for scheduling a night session, 28 00:01:00,788 --> 00:01:02,491 but Jill finally left the house. 29 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:04,195 She took a bunch of camping equipment 30 00:01:04,262 --> 00:01:06,834 and mentioned something called cycle-delics, 31 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:07,669 which I can only assume 32 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:10,307 is the new white woman form of exercise. 33 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,311 Come on, Gray One. Show me some moves. 34 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:13,948 What is that? You're just shrugging. 35 00:01:14,015 --> 00:01:15,818 - Pretty much sums me up. 36 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:18,891 One big, lonely, "If I died tomorrow, 37 00:01:18,925 --> 00:01:20,929 nobody would miss me" shrug. 38 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:22,498 - [snoring] 39 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,803 - Ah, the soundtrack of my life. 40 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:26,707 - All right, everyone. Take five. 41 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:28,376 - Thank God! 42 00:01:28,878 --> 00:01:29,913 [glass clinks] 43 00:01:29,947 --> 00:01:31,517 - And wake up! - [yelps] 44 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:34,556 - Do you have any idea how challenging it is for me 45 00:01:34,623 --> 00:01:37,494 to discreetly gather you whiny ding-dongs every week 46 00:01:37,562 --> 00:01:39,566 so that we can go unnoticed by my human? 47 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,271 - Ooh! Welcome to "Honey After Dark." 48 00:01:42,338 --> 00:01:44,175 - I put my sweet ass on the line 49 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:45,845 so you can get out your saddies. 50 00:01:45,912 --> 00:01:47,281 Have you considered what would happen 51 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,786 if Jill were to walk in on us right now? 52 00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:52,926 Well, how crazy would that have been 53 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:54,095 if she had actually just-- 54 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:55,598 - [gasps] [all gasp] 55 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:58,370 - Run for your lives! 56 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:03,146 - This must be some strong ayahuasca, 57 00:02:03,246 --> 00:02:04,716 because I swear I just saw 58 00:02:04,783 --> 00:02:08,791 a one-eyed cat and a sickly mongoose tear outta here. 59 00:02:08,858 --> 00:02:09,860 [laughs] 60 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,195 - I'd say sickly weasel, 61 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:12,599 but close enough, sweet cheeks. 62 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,534 - Sweet cheeks? 63 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,772 Let's take it down a notch, "Mad Men." 64 00:02:15,838 --> 00:02:16,840 - Oh, my God. 65 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:18,143 You understood that? 66 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:20,682 [dramatic musical spikes] 67 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:21,750 [flatulence] 68 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:24,388 [both panting] 69 00:02:24,422 --> 00:02:26,794 [energetic drumming] - Huh? 70 00:02:27,862 --> 00:02:31,770 Uh-oh! Looks like they got into the people-nip. 71 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:35,010 - So you can talk! - And you can understand me! 72 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:36,012 both: Oh, my God! 73 00:02:36,079 --> 00:02:37,582 This is a miracle! Jinx! 74 00:02:37,649 --> 00:02:38,884 - Buy me a Coke. - Buy me a chew toy! 75 00:02:38,918 --> 00:02:39,886 [both laugh] 76 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,289 - Well, friends, 77 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:43,661 I don't know how long this ayahuasca will last, 78 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:46,065 so go ahead and AMA. 79 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,468 - Jill, Jill, back to me. 80 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,238 There's just so much I want to say to you. 81 00:02:49,305 --> 00:02:50,742 - And I can't wait to hear it. 82 00:02:50,808 --> 00:02:53,246 - It's happening! We're taking this relationship 83 00:02:53,313 --> 00:02:54,616 to the next level! 84 00:02:54,649 --> 00:02:56,319 [upbeat music] 85 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:58,657 [bike bell rings] both: On your left! 86 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:00,193 [both grunt and scream] 87 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,496 [whistle blows] 88 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:04,268 - Oh, Honey! I have so much respect for you! 89 00:03:04,301 --> 00:03:06,072 - [spits] I know! 90 00:03:06,139 --> 00:03:08,611 [peaceful dramatic music] 91 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:10,982 [overlapping chatter] all: Jill! Jill! 92 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:12,184 - Ooh, who to pick? 93 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,453 Um... 94 00:03:13,554 --> 00:03:15,223 not the writhing mass of spiders. 95 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:17,127 [laughs hoarsely] Yes, okay! 96 00:03:17,194 --> 00:03:19,533 The extra-sparkly Corgi. - Thanks. 97 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:22,271 So you mentioned earlier that humans intentionally 98 00:03:22,337 --> 00:03:24,108 bred me to have these stubby legs. 99 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:25,611 My question is why? 100 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:28,584 - Well, the aristocracy found your form to be beautiful. 101 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,022 - You hear that? You can all get humped. 102 00:03:31,055 --> 00:03:34,663 - In fact, it's likely you're the most expensive animal here 103 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,466 with the exception of the slow loris, 104 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,303 but he's illegal. [chuckles] 105 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:39,472 [umbrella clacking] 106 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,175 I'm sorry. You're right. 107 00:03:41,242 --> 00:03:42,912 Undocumented. I'm sorry. 108 00:03:42,979 --> 00:03:44,014 - Jill, over here! - Oh, Jill! 109 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:46,352 I have a question for you. - I have a question also. 110 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:48,123 - Yes, thick, orange cat! 111 00:03:48,189 --> 00:03:49,358 - Chico, Kevin's house. 112 00:03:49,391 --> 00:03:50,460 Thank you for taking my question. 113 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:53,133 Why does my person watch so many instructional videos 114 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,569 about human mating? 115 00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:57,642 - Oh, he's just fantasizing about sexual scenarios 116 00:03:57,709 --> 00:04:00,681 he can't create on his own, to which he'll masturbate 117 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:03,186 and then fall asleep and dream about his teeth falling out. 118 00:04:03,219 --> 00:04:04,188 - Neat! 119 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:05,390 - Okay, guys. 120 00:04:05,424 --> 00:04:06,660 Jill's being polite, but obviously, 121 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,864 she only wants to talk to me, so-- 122 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:12,104 - [retches] 123 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,373 Sacred plant medicine, 124 00:04:13,406 --> 00:04:14,442 am I right? [laughs] 125 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:16,145 - That's it! Everybody out. 126 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,483 [overlapping angry chatter] 127 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:21,289 Sorry about that. They can be a lot. 128 00:04:21,322 --> 00:04:23,928 - They're great. I love them. 129 00:04:23,961 --> 00:04:26,967 Especially the ones that melted like ice cream. 130 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,336 - Well, I know you've been dying 131 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,006 to have some one-on-one time with me 132 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,446 and it's been my lifelong dream to communicate with you, so-- 133 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,751 - Honey, Honey! You gotta get out there! 134 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,454 You know that dream I always have 135 00:04:37,555 --> 00:04:39,325 where the backyard is covered in vomit 136 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:41,262 and wild-eyed hippies try to braid me? 137 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:42,565 It's happening! 138 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:44,235 Oh, when did Jill get back? 139 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:46,472 - About 20 minutes ago. - Oh. 140 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:47,642 [chuckles] I must have missed you. 141 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,313 Wowza! You can understand me? 142 00:04:50,347 --> 00:04:52,017 - Every word. - Cool! 143 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,453 I have so many questions. 144 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:56,092 - Me, too! Did you take my new sandals? 145 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:59,465 - The short answer is, yes. The long answer is... 146 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:01,402 [drawn-out] Yes. 147 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,371 [chuckles] Now my turn. 148 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:03,641 - Actually, it's my turn. 149 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,110 - What's your favorite color? 150 00:05:05,177 --> 00:05:06,547 And also, what is color? 151 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:09,218 - Imagine if light had flavor. 152 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:10,320 [sitar playing] 153 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,759 - It feels a little "Walking Dead," doesn't it? 154 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:16,032 I mean the early seasons before it went off the rails. 155 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,167 - Let me catch my breath. 156 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,136 I have tiny lungs 157 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:20,173 and my seasonal allergies got my nose all-- 158 00:05:20,207 --> 00:05:22,077 [sneezes] Lord, I'm adorable! 159 00:05:22,144 --> 00:05:23,814 - Neil? Neil! 160 00:05:23,848 --> 00:05:26,620 Oh, I've spent so long searching for you 161 00:05:26,653 --> 00:05:28,456 when the whole time, all I had to do 162 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:29,860 was get high out of my gourd! 163 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:32,497 - Whoa! Ever heard of consent, lady? 164 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,339 'Cause-- ooh, I am giving it! 165 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:37,742 - Neil, you came back to me 166 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:41,282 in the body of a sad, nondescript cat! 167 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:43,019 Don't you recognize me? 168 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:45,357 It's Diane, your wife! 169 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,427 - Wife? - Oh, sweetums! 170 00:05:47,461 --> 00:05:49,164 I've missed your touch. 171 00:05:49,231 --> 00:05:50,433 [moaning] - [groans] 172 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:52,471 [gasping] Too rough! 173 00:05:52,505 --> 00:05:54,341 What's our safe word? - [moaning] 174 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:55,545 - Gray One, I can't tell 175 00:05:55,645 --> 00:05:57,381 if you're loving this or hating this. 176 00:05:57,447 --> 00:06:00,220 Blink twice if you need help I can't provide. 177 00:06:00,287 --> 00:06:01,255 - Oh, my God! Yes, yes. 178 00:06:01,322 --> 00:06:02,659 - Ooh, free hugs? I'm next! 179 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:04,696 They are free, right? 180 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:06,900 - Yeah, this lady thinks The Gray One's her dead husband. 181 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,506 Do you cool cats always have this much fun? 182 00:06:09,573 --> 00:06:11,610 Usually I'm alone with just my thoughts. 183 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,213 [multiple voices] Just your thoughts? 184 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:15,283 Guys, don't be like that. 185 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,889 - Neil, darling! [shushes] 186 00:06:17,956 --> 00:06:20,895 No, maybe this will help jog your memory. 187 00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:22,130 [tender dramatic music] 188 00:06:22,197 --> 00:06:23,499 - Wait a minute. 189 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,571 One eye, lots of chest hair, 190 00:06:25,638 --> 00:06:26,773 looks like he could've woken up 191 00:06:26,873 --> 00:06:28,611 in a pile of old "Parade" magazines? 192 00:06:28,644 --> 00:06:31,415 [gasps] I am Neil! 193 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,386 [energetic drumming] 194 00:06:33,419 --> 00:06:34,488 [drumming stops] - Behold, my friends. 195 00:06:34,522 --> 00:06:35,691 My late husband 196 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:39,098 and certified public accountant, 197 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,902 Neil Radabaugh! 198 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:43,874 [ethereal chords] 199 00:06:43,908 --> 00:06:46,412 [all cheering] - Yes! You manifested it! 200 00:06:46,513 --> 00:06:48,149 - I hate LA. 201 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:49,018 [upbeat music] 202 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,487 - And while we're on the subject, 203 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:51,556 why do you wipe? 204 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:53,459 Is it so no one can smell what you're thinking? 205 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:54,495 - Seriously, Chief? 206 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:56,399 We've been granted the miracle 207 00:06:56,432 --> 00:06:57,936 of communicating with our human, 208 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,706 and that's what you want to know? 209 00:06:59,773 --> 00:07:02,244 - I'm just easing into it with some delightful small talk. 210 00:07:02,277 --> 00:07:05,216 Now Jill, tell me all about when you gave birth to me. 211 00:07:05,283 --> 00:07:07,187 Was it painful? Did you lick me clean? 212 00:07:07,254 --> 00:07:08,991 Did you cut my umbrella-cul cord? 213 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:12,364 - Sweetie, I didn't give birth to you. 214 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,101 - But you're my mommy. 215 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,370 I have your hips! 216 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:18,209 - Baby, I adopted you. 217 00:07:18,242 --> 00:07:19,546 - What? 218 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,415 Did you know? - Yes. 219 00:07:21,449 --> 00:07:23,019 Remember that time Jill told us 220 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:25,891 she found you as a puppy behind a feminist strip club? 221 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,296 - I thought that was just a story she made up 222 00:07:28,329 --> 00:07:30,801 because I was too young to know about sex! 223 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:33,741 - But I hope you know that I'm still your mommy. 224 00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:35,611 - I don't know anything anymore! 225 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:37,481 My whole life is a lie! 226 00:07:37,515 --> 00:07:39,953 Am I even really a good boy? 227 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:40,921 - When he's like this, 228 00:07:40,988 --> 00:07:43,092 it's best to give him some time alone. 229 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:45,598 Let's go find an H&M and get matching crop tops-- 230 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,833 and leg warmers! 231 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,570 - You need to take me to that strip club 232 00:07:48,604 --> 00:07:50,541 to find my real mommy. 233 00:07:50,574 --> 00:07:52,712 - Chief, we're not going to a strip club 234 00:07:52,812 --> 00:07:54,516 in the middle of the night to find a dog 235 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:56,452 that's probably been dead for years. 236 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,258 - Please! It will give me closure! 237 00:07:59,325 --> 00:08:01,228 - Okay, let's go. 238 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,464 - What? Seriously? 239 00:08:02,497 --> 00:08:04,769 - You heard him. It'll give him closure. 240 00:08:04,836 --> 00:08:06,606 - Okay, I just taught him that word last week, 241 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,409 and he's constantly misusing it. 242 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:09,713 - Honey, please. 243 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:12,952 You're being very closure right now. 244 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:15,123 [energetic drumming] 245 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,962 - We've got to save him from that delusional, basic widow. 246 00:08:18,029 --> 00:08:20,668 - We? [scoffs] Okay, just to be clear, 247 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,605 the best friend position is filled. 248 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:24,308 You're just a dog he knows from group. 249 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,445 - Aw, you really think I look like a dog? 250 00:08:26,513 --> 00:08:29,184 - Let's get outta here, lover. 251 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:31,455 - Gray One! It's a cat-napping! 252 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,426 That sounds cuter than it should! 253 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:35,363 [suspenseful music] 254 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:37,334 - Scoot! 255 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,604 I'm in no condition to drive, 256 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:40,508 so, Honey, take the wheel! 257 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:42,177 - I can't drive. 258 00:08:42,244 --> 00:08:42,912 Or can I? 259 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:45,383 - Chief, you work the pedals. 260 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:46,720 - Hey, pedals. 261 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,924 Do those ridges go all the way up? 262 00:08:48,991 --> 00:08:51,462 - Now I'm going to put the car in reverse. 263 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:52,732 - Yay! I know what to do! 264 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,871 - And Chief, you're gonna want to gently press that pedal. 265 00:08:55,905 --> 00:08:57,074 [electric motor whirring] [tires squealing] 266 00:08:57,174 --> 00:08:59,211 [Honey and Chief screaming] Doing great. 267 00:09:00,447 --> 00:09:01,917 Excellent. 268 00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:05,256 Now, Honey, you see that little lever to the left of the wheel? 269 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,827 Give her a pull. 270 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,498 Good girl! 271 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:11,202 - Are we there yet? 272 00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:18,249 - Now isn't this better than driving? 273 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,251 - It's certainly slower. 274 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:21,823 Let's just get to that strip club, disappoint Chief, 275 00:09:21,857 --> 00:09:23,694 go home, and have a real gals' night. 276 00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:26,298 - Why not start that gals' night now? 277 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,635 - Yay! Paint my nails! 278 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:28,871 Get away from my nails! 279 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:30,941 Make them pretty! Don't you dare touch them! 280 00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:33,413 Sorry, unresolved puppy issues. 281 00:09:33,479 --> 00:09:36,820 - So you're kind of a little therapist yourself, aren't you? 282 00:09:36,887 --> 00:09:38,824 - I mean, I'm more than kind of, but-- 283 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:40,995 - Do you think my real mom has missed me? 284 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:45,003 - Well, Chief, I like to think of myself as your real mom. 285 00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,873 - Tomato, adopted. 286 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:50,280 - I had no idea this would be so traumatic for him. 287 00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:53,754 - Well, one of the tenets of my very real therapy practice 288 00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:56,459 is to reframe trauma as the furnace 289 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:58,296 in which our values are forged. 290 00:09:58,362 --> 00:09:59,599 - Oh, wow. 291 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,135 - Would you ever want to collaborate 292 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,204 on a peer-reviewed paper? 293 00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:04,441 Your name would go first because you're the human. 294 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:05,443 - I have to pee. 295 00:10:05,477 --> 00:10:06,580 - So pee! 296 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:07,949 - I have to pee, too! 297 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,451 You be lookout. 298 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,390 [both sniffing] 299 00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:14,696 Ooh, this feels so liberating! 300 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:17,568 I may never use a bathroom again! 301 00:10:17,635 --> 00:10:18,670 - Hey! - [gasps] 302 00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:19,906 - Dr. Jill? 303 00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:21,175 - Uh, woof? 304 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,377 - Run! 305 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:25,518 - [sniffing] Okay, I think it's this way. 306 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,686 No. This way? 307 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:28,289 - Look, I hate to be that cat, 308 00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:30,260 but your value to the organization right now 309 00:10:30,326 --> 00:10:33,399 is directly linked to your ability to smell things. 310 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,401 - It's not being cute? 311 00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:37,374 - I am an obese cat. I think we've got that covered. 312 00:10:37,407 --> 00:10:39,979 - I'm sorry, there's just more pollen in the air than usual 313 00:10:40,046 --> 00:10:41,583 on account of climate change. 314 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:42,852 - I miss The Gray One. 315 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:44,823 He's never informed enough to talk politics. 316 00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,560 - Well, it's not really a political-- 317 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,964 [sniffs] Found him! 318 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,605 [both gasp] - Oh, my God! 319 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,408 He's dead! 320 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:57,915 No! [drawn-out] No! 321 00:10:57,982 --> 00:11:00,019 It looks like the organization has an opening. 322 00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:01,623 [deadpan] Welcome aboard. 323 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:04,796 [dramatically] No! 324 00:11:04,829 --> 00:11:06,465 [upbeat music] 325 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,169 - I want the whole canine experience. 326 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:09,739 What should we do next? Chase cars? 327 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:10,841 Freak out at the blood moon? 328 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,578 Sit and stare at the door? 329 00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:14,616 - Or we could each say 330 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:16,452 what we admire most about each other. 331 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,287 I'll go first. 332 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:20,694 I admire your resilience, your curiosity, 333 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,464 your quiet dignity-- 334 00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:23,901 [water splashing] Jill? 335 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,169 - Whee! 336 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:28,309 I totally understand why you guys love this. 337 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:30,213 I want this stank all over me! 338 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,019 - Can we just get this walk over with and go home? 339 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,323 - Hey, can I ask you a question? 340 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,693 - Yes! Finally! 341 00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:38,462 - Can I wear your collar? 342 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,231 - Sure. 343 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,770 [squirrel squeaking] - Squirrel! 344 00:11:41,836 --> 00:11:43,807 - Squirrel! - [groans] 345 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,511 [ominous music] 346 00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:47,347 - Oh, Gray One! 347 00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:50,019 I will avenge you! 348 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:51,523 - Hey, guys. [both scream] 349 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:53,727 What are you doing here? - You're not dead! 350 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,831 - No, I--I just passed out. 351 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:59,104 Huh, I guess this is what a food coma is. 352 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,576 [slurps] I've never been full enough to be in one before! 353 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,214 - Let's get out of here before that crazy lady comes back. 354 00:12:04,248 --> 00:12:07,487 - Hey! That crazy lady is my crazy wife. 355 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:11,763 And because of her, I'm so much more than just The Gray One. 356 00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:13,934 I'm a dead CPA husband. 357 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,604 A whiz with numbers, 358 00:12:15,671 --> 00:12:17,909 an unironic fan of Mario Lopez, 359 00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:20,446 and a verbal, submissive top. 360 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:21,315 - Neil! 361 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,219 - She's never liked any of my friends. 362 00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:24,087 Hide! 363 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:25,658 - Oh, my God, I lost my locket. 364 00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,027 You have to help me find it! 365 00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:28,764 You're so good at finding things. 366 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,199 It's like you always say, 367 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,805 I'm such a useless scatterbrain! 368 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,678 - Looks like my lady needs a booster shot 369 00:12:35,744 --> 00:12:37,682 of the Neil vaccine. 370 00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,117 Mmm. 371 00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:40,988 - Aw, you're so-- wait a minute. 372 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,025 Neil would never forgive me so quickly. 373 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,063 He'd lord it over me for years 374 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,933 and then talk about it on his podcast. 375 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,071 Which means-- and this could just be 376 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,741 the no-more-drugs talking-- 377 00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:52,143 you're not Neil! 378 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:55,884 You're just some cat I bathed with! 379 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:57,153 - You didn't tell us about that part. 380 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,026 - I--I guess I was saving it for my podcast? 381 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,632 - Get out! [all scream] 382 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:05,571 [thumping electronic music] 383 00:13:05,638 --> 00:13:08,810 ♪ ♪ 384 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,081 [all sniffing] 385 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,918 - Chief, we've sniffed everywhere. 386 00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,689 Your real mom's just not here. 387 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,191 - Wait! [sniffs] 388 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:18,162 I think I smell something. - Really? 389 00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:19,599 - Is this dog? 390 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,668 - Oh! [pants excitedly] 391 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:21,770 [sniffs] 392 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,072 [sighs] No. 393 00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:25,644 That's just the smell of a recent murder. 394 00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:26,813 - I'm sorry. 395 00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:28,784 - I guess I have no mommy. 396 00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:31,188 [somber music] 397 00:13:31,255 --> 00:13:33,225 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:36,065 - Well, that's a real kick in the V. 399 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,870 So I guess I'm just some rando who rubs his belly, 400 00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:40,741 pays too much for pet health insurance, 401 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,279 and makes every password "Chief69." 402 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,851 - Oh, my God! This isn't about you! 403 00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:46,920 - Excuse me? 404 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,055 - Well, first you set him up 405 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:49,391 for certain heartbreak. 406 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,061 Then you have the audacity 407 00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:52,732 to make yourself the victim? 408 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,834 - [scoffs and gasps] 409 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,871 You are being so judgy right now! 410 00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,608 - Well, I wouldn't have to be judgy 411 00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,244 if you'd just be the adult! 412 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,250 - You're a dog, sweetheart. - [gasps] 413 00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:04,522 Wow, you had that one locked and loaded. 414 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,293 You know, I always thought that you were the one person 415 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,999 who would understand me if only you could understand me, 416 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,335 but now that you can understand me, 417 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:14,341 it's clear you don't understand me at all! 418 00:14:15,176 --> 00:14:17,113 - Huh? - I need to find Chief, 419 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:20,019 and you need to stop being such a big baby lady! 420 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,021 I'll be right back. 421 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,190 Stay. - Uh-- 422 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,459 - Stay! 423 00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:27,735 - Another empowering night in the books. 424 00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,872 - This ayahuasca is amazing! 425 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,976 I can understand strippers too! 426 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,847 [bell dings] I have an idea! 427 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,285 Hi! Hi, hi, hi. 428 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,454 Sorry to bother you. 429 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,792 Do you think you could do me a tiny favor 430 00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:40,961 and tell my dog you're his mother 431 00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,732 so I can go home and vomit? 432 00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,234 - Sure, sure, yeah. 433 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,838 Happy to help. 434 00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:47,240 This address current? 435 00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:48,877 - Yep! [laughs] 436 00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:51,215 - Okay. In you go. 437 00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:53,152 - [retches] 438 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,254 - If it makes you feel better... 439 00:14:54,287 --> 00:14:55,958 - Whee! - I do know my birth mother, 440 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,427 and she's a total nightmare. 441 00:14:57,494 --> 00:15:00,133 - Blanche? Honey, she's salt of the earth! 442 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,072 - Wait, where's Jill? Jill! Jill! 443 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,844 We have one fight, and she runs away? 444 00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:07,882 - Well, this is depressing. 445 00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:10,687 I'm just gonna roll around in that murder stank. 446 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,357 [sighs] 447 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,902 [glass breaking] [all screaming] 448 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,471 [all panting] 449 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:20,941 - And let this be a lesson 450 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:24,181 to any other animals pretending to be my dead husband! 451 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,586 - [sighs] Aw, man! 452 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:27,387 - I'm sorry, buddy. 453 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,024 You don't need that psycho anyway. 454 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,226 - How dare you! 455 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,263 She put me through CPA school 456 00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,267 with her ghost kitchen baking. 457 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,038 - She just said you're not Neil. 458 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:37,842 - You don't get it, Cheeks. 459 00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:39,311 You've never been married. 460 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,215 Look, we have to track down that locket, 461 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:42,685 which will prove I'm Neil, 462 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:46,425 and then Diane and I will have the best makeup bath ever. 463 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,329 - Why is this so important to you? 464 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,399 - Well, it seems to me that being Neil 465 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,203 has given The Gray One an identity 466 00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:54,307 that's filled his life with purpose and meaning. 467 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:56,145 What the Japanese call ikigai, 468 00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:57,380 or "reason for being." 469 00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,384 - Do you know how stupid you sound right now? 470 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,956 Just dog up and help us find the locket. 471 00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:02,958 - I'll try my best! 472 00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:05,263 [sniffing deeply] 473 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,333 [sighs] Guys, it's useless. 474 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,739 There's just too much poll-- [sneezes] 475 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,074 Ah! [groans] 476 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,578 - Diablo, are you okay? 477 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:16,351 - No, I think I broke two of my most adorable ribs. 478 00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,055 But I found this! 479 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:20,193 - And this is why she's alone. 480 00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:22,598 The second anyone offers constructive criticism, 481 00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:23,633 she runs away. 482 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,102 She's just so Jill. 483 00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:26,706 - If that even is her name. 484 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:29,244 - It's definitely her name. - You don't know that! 485 00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:31,148 She lied about being my mommy! 486 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:32,818 She's a big liar! 487 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,254 Her name should be Jill-liar! 488 00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:35,691 - Okay, wait. Hold on. 489 00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,728 She may not have given birth to us, 490 00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:38,930 but she is our mother. 491 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,767 - Jill is a bad mother! 492 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:41,435 - Shut your snout! 493 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:43,239 - I'm just talking about Jill! 494 00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:44,474 - So am I! 495 00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:46,913 Who always cooks us our own turkey on Thanksgiving? 496 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,583 - [sighs] Jill. 497 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,921 - That's right. And when that snake bit you, 498 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:53,292 who carried you down that mountain on her back? 499 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,294 - Jill. 500 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,265 She even tried to suck out the poison. 501 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,770 It was the wrong paw, but still, Jill. 502 00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:01,709 - And who has given her whole life to taking care of us, 503 00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:04,949 asking nothing in return but the same unconditional love 504 00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:06,084 she gives us? 505 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:08,255 And when by some miracle we have a chance 506 00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:10,794 to tell her just how much she means to us, 507 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:14,401 we squander it by being judgy and controlling... 508 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,475 - This is starting to feel like more of a "you" issue. 509 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,545 - What have I done? 510 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:22,217 I was so desperate for Jill to know me, 511 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,789 but the me I showed her isn't my best me, 512 00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:27,327 and now that's the me she thinks I am 513 00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:30,433 instead of the me that loves her with all my heart. 514 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,072 I need to tell Jill I love her while I still can. 515 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,875 Let's go find her! 516 00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,078 - Shotgun! 517 00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:38,082 [upbeat music] 518 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,351 - Yes! The locket! 519 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,854 It must've slipped through the cracks! 520 00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:44,160 - What's all this commotion-- you found my locket? 521 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,431 [delicate peaceful music] 522 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,601 - Oh, please. 523 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,473 That's what reincarnated cat husbands do. 524 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,978 - Are you punishing me? [gasps softly] 525 00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:55,182 There's my Neil. 526 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:57,888 Wait, this doesn't look like mine. 527 00:17:57,922 --> 00:17:59,825 "My Darling Joyce?" 528 00:17:59,859 --> 00:18:00,928 What the-- 529 00:18:00,994 --> 00:18:02,363 my sister? 530 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:05,236 You were sleeping with my sister? 531 00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:07,875 And you gave her the same locket as me? 532 00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:10,212 You unoriginal putz! 533 00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:11,616 - Diane, I can explain! 534 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:14,454 I-I'm guessing I did it to make you jealous? 535 00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:17,861 It's more of our psychosexual gamesmanship. 536 00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,999 [chuckles] And look, it's working. 537 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,234 - Huh? 538 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,337 [suspenseful music] 539 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,240 Who are all these women? 540 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:27,146 What are all these letters and--and passports? 541 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:28,650 A fidget spinner? 542 00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:33,693 "To Barbara: You spin me right round, baby, right round"? 543 00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:35,129 - Oh, no! She's got that 544 00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,200 jealous rage/come hither look again! 545 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,369 - You know what? 546 00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:40,774 I'm glad I killed you! 547 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,110 - Run! 548 00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:43,546 - [screams] 549 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,817 - This is the most cardio I've ever done! 550 00:18:45,851 --> 00:18:47,888 I so earned a cheat day. 551 00:18:47,955 --> 00:18:50,259 - I'm sorry things didn't pan out. 552 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,929 - What do you mean? It panned out better 553 00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:52,765 than I could've dreamed. 554 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:56,104 I'm not just some forgettable, gray cat. 555 00:18:56,138 --> 00:18:58,142 I'm a memorable Neil, 556 00:18:58,175 --> 00:19:00,246 who woos women with lockets 557 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:01,516 a-and in one case, 558 00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:03,520 a stim toy for people on the spectrum. 559 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:04,755 - I like this guy. 560 00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:08,395 - Diablo, why don't you use that nose of yours 561 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:11,769 to find Barbara and her restless fingers? 562 00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:12,838 Said Neil. 563 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,608 - You hear that, Diablo? You're in! 564 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,445 And I don't expect you to get me coffee 565 00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,248 unless you're getting some for yourself. 566 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,522 - Uh, maybe this is just the broken ribs talking, 567 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:24,160 but I don't think I'm a good fit for this organization. 568 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:25,564 After all this excitement, 569 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,369 I'd rather spent time at home alone with my thoughts. 570 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,172 [multiple voices] We knew you'd be back. 571 00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:32,978 [upbeat music] 572 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:34,080 - Hi, Honey. What are-- 573 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:37,453 - I don't mean to cut you off, but I need to say this. 574 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:40,560 Every day, both through your words and your actions, 575 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:42,731 you tell me how much you love me, 576 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:46,471 and until now, I've never had a way to say it back to you. 577 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:49,210 Jill, I love you so much. 578 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,314 You've been a friend, a role model, 579 00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,152 a reliable nose booper, 580 00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,122 and yes, a mother. 581 00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:56,726 The best mother. 582 00:19:56,759 --> 00:20:00,132 That you picked me to be part of your life makes me 583 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,705 the luckiest dog in the world. 584 00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:05,476 - [pet voice] What's that, pretty girl? 585 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,113 Do you have to go poo-poo pee-pees? 586 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,348 [high-pitched] Outside? 587 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:10,286 - No! The hippy juice wore off! 588 00:20:10,352 --> 00:20:12,423 She can't understand me! 589 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:15,664 I blew my one chance to tell her I love her. 590 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,233 - Did you, though? 591 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:20,607 [tender music] 592 00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:24,314 - Oh, I love you too, good girl! 593 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:27,153 - Hey, quit hogging my mom! 594 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:30,226 [laughter] 595 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,502 - Ugh, you guys! 596 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,906 I can't stop thinking about last night. 597 00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:39,310 It was absolutely life-changing. 598 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,883 - She remembers! I knew we had a connection! 599 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,122 - I mean, the earlier part of the night is a bit blurry 600 00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:46,626 and at one point, I even imagined 601 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:49,598 the three of us were having a conversation. 602 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,602 - It was real! - [laughs] 603 00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:53,305 And you were being a little judgy. 604 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,441 [pet voice] Who's my judgy girl? 605 00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,712 You're my judgy girl! 606 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:57,848 - I don't love this. 607 00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:01,622 - And because of you two, my life has been transformed. 608 00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:05,296 My whole idea of love has expanded! 609 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,333 both: Aw! - [chuckles] 610 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,302 [footsteps approaching] both: Huh? 611 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,505 - Last night was really fun. 612 00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:11,007 - You're amazing, Eleanor! 613 00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,176 - No, you're amazing, 614 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:14,147 I wanna say...Jane? 615 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,249 - Yeah! 616 00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:16,485 It's Jane now. 617 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,155 - Okay. I gotta bounce. 618 00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:19,592 - Call me! 619 00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:21,863 How many people can say they found their girlfriend 620 00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:25,136 and their baby in the same dumpster? 621 00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:27,273 Jane is living out loud! 622 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,910 [laughs] 623 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,983 - [slurps] Mm. 624 00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:36,057 - Bento. [cheering] 625 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:37,895 - That's nice, Jen and Gabby.